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Bedtime Stories en
00:00:34	I'm going
00:00:37	But as any good storyteller knows,
00:00:40	one must first be sure
00:00:43	Is everybody comfortably seated?
00:00:46	Does anyone need to use the bathroom?
00:00:48	Oh. You, sir, in the back?
00:00:51	Well, hold it in.
00:00:55	You ready? Here we go.
00:01:01	My name is Marty Bronson.
00:01:04	I owned and operated
00:01:08	which I established on the corner
00:01:12	in Los Angeles, California,
00:01:17	The motel was my labor of love,
00:01:20	and I ran it with the help
00:01:23	Wendy, the key, please,
00:01:29	Thank you.
00:01:30	And Skeeter.
00:01:34	May I help you with your bags,
00:01:37	- Yes, please.
00:01:44	You, uh, need a hand?
00:01:45	No, no. I got it.
00:01:48	OK.
00:01:51	To my boy Skeeter,
00:01:55	Way too hyper.
00:01:57	The galaxy's not big enough
00:01:59	A magical place.
00:02:04	Full of new adventures
00:02:09	Oh, Skeeter. Come here.
00:02:15	Skeeter loved the old place
00:02:19	And he always tried to come up
00:02:22	I've got a lot of ideas how
00:02:25	I was thinking we could put
00:02:29	because people always forget to pack
00:02:34	That's a good idea.
00:02:36	Time for bed,
00:02:38	Wait, Dad. I'm not even tired.
00:02:41	Well, how about a bedtime story?
00:02:44	Yay!
00:02:48	Now, once upon a time,
00:02:53	and that little boy's name
00:02:56	Well, I could tell a pretty fair tale
00:03:01	And making my little boy smile,
00:03:03	now, that was truly magical.
00:03:06	Yeah, I was a pretty good dad
00:03:11	But unfortunately,
00:03:15	Can't you read the writing
00:03:18	This motel is sinking in red ink...
00:03:21	and I'm offering you the last lifeboat.
00:03:25	I don't know.
00:03:27	I've seen the books, Martin.
00:03:29	If you don't sell to me,
00:03:32	Yes, well, I...
00:03:34	I'd always hoped this place
00:03:37	How about this?
00:03:39	If your boy works hard and shows
00:03:42	I'll let him run this place.
00:03:45	You promise?
00:03:47	Yes. Now sign the bloody papers.
00:03:57	That's my boy, Bronson.
00:03:59	Trust me, I'm going to turn this place
00:04:04	It's going to be uptight
00:04:08	And just like that,
00:04:13	... metamorphosized into the
00:04:18	And for the past 25 years,
00:04:20	it has been lovingly maintained
00:04:23	Skeeter Bronson, the handyman.
00:04:26	Yes, though Mr. Nottingham's promise
00:04:30	- seems to have been forgotten...
00:04:32	... my boy always works diligently
00:04:36	still waiting for his shot.
00:04:38	Mrs. Dixon?
00:04:41	Nothing you should bother
00:04:44	Mrs. Dixon has been taking the nip
00:04:47	and doesn't want to pay for it.
00:04:49	I never even touched
00:04:52	I don't drink alcohol.
00:04:54	Of course.
00:04:56	- I saw who took it.
00:04:58	He had red hair and a beard.
00:05:00	He was wearing a green suit
00:05:03	And he stands about ten inches tall.
00:05:06	So we're talking about a leprechaun?
00:05:08	There you go.
00:05:09	Oh, I didn't know your brother
00:05:12	So, um, here's what
00:05:14	Put all the missing bottles
00:05:18	Next time you see any leprechauns,
00:05:20	She's half-troll.
00:05:22	I think, trolls eat
00:05:26	She would.
00:05:29	Today magic is
00:05:32	and the winds of change
00:05:35	in a strange new direction.
00:05:37	But what would you expect in a hotel
00:05:39	founded by someone who loved
00:05:42	Time is of the essence here, Skeeter.
00:05:45	Oh, yeah, I know. I just don't want
00:05:48	Of course.
00:05:50	- You fixed it?
00:05:53	Yo, yo. Yo, yo.
00:05:55	Check, check. One, two. Come on.
00:05:58	- Whoa, whoa.
00:06:00	I say "Barry,"
00:06:02	- Barry.
00:06:04	- Barry.
00:06:06	# Barry had a Nottingham
00:06:08	# Nottingham, Nottingham
00:06:10	# Barry had a Nottingham
00:06:12	# Whose beard was
00:06:15	Come on,
00:06:19	Got them warmed up for you, sir.
00:06:21	- It's good to see you again.
00:06:23	- Germs?
00:06:24	Mr. Nottingham has
00:06:26	Not a fear, an awareness...
00:06:28	...of germs and
00:06:30	when not properly... feared, so...
00:06:34	You're doing the right thing.
00:06:36	So, yeah, let me get out of here.
00:06:38	Barry Nottingham, everybody.
00:06:43	- He's brilliant, him. I love this guy.
00:06:47	As you know, I own 23 hotels
00:06:52	But it's no secret that this one,
00:06:54	the Sunny Vista Nottingham,
00:07:00	However, this is a 20th-century hotel.
00:07:04	We need something for the 21 st century.
00:07:07	And so, we have decided
00:07:11	and to build a brand-new
00:07:19	This will be the largest hotel
00:07:22	I simply don't understand what the fuss
00:07:26	Oh, no, no. This is like the
00:07:28	...and a top-secret theme
00:07:34	Yes!
00:07:36	So I'm proud to announce
00:07:41	He's been waiting on this
00:07:44	We all know how hard he works,
00:07:48	how much this hotel means to him.
00:07:51	Take a bow, Mr. Kendall Duncan!
00:07:55	Take a bow, Kendall.
00:07:57	- God bless.
00:08:01	A beautiful speech, sir.
00:08:04	I'm so glad you could come.
00:08:06	It's great to see you.
00:08:08	Don't touch me.
00:08:09	Well done, Daddy.
00:08:13	Oh, oh, hello there.
00:08:16	Only by reputation, sir.
00:08:18	Excuse me?
00:08:20	No, no, not that she has a reputation.
00:08:22	I always heard she's very hot.
00:08:25	Not hot as in hot.
00:08:27	Hot, I meant warm...
00:08:29	And she likes to go out
00:08:33	in bars, with a lot
00:08:36	That's the old Violet Nottingham.
00:08:39	Now it's up to me to keep
00:08:42	and nightclubs and tabloids.
00:08:45	Violet's off to her private tennis
00:08:48	- Oh. All right, good for you.
00:08:51	Got to say, uh...
00:08:54	...it's gonna be hard for me to see
00:08:58	Well, I, I do hope you'll feel able
00:09:01	Big as Kendall wants to make it,
00:09:03	well, there's going to be a lot
00:09:07	Someone touched me.
00:09:09	There is, sir. Come this way.
00:09:12	Can't be too careful, Kendall.
00:09:20	The Hokey Pokey]
00:09:23	All right, everyone finished
00:09:26	bring their art to the kiln.
00:09:27	The man with the rescue donkey's
00:09:30	if you haven't gotten a ride, hurry up.
00:09:32	Thank you, Principal Duva.
00:09:33	Oh, I'm not a principal
00:09:36	Hey!
00:09:38	I notice no one's eating
00:09:42	Come on. Trust me,
00:09:49	What? The clown died?
00:09:51	- What's in that bag?
00:09:54	- Food!
00:09:57	- Slow it down, slow it down.
00:10:00	Why do you bring sugary, chemical-filled
00:10:05	What? Every time? You haven't
00:10:08	What are you talking about?
00:10:10	You were here for
00:10:12	when you punched my husband?
00:10:14	Yes. That was four years ago.
00:10:16	but his underwear had holes in it.
00:10:18	I knew he'd be your ex-husband.
00:10:21	All right. Let's not start.
00:10:23	How are the kids handling
00:10:24	the old divorce anyways?
00:10:26	They're both kind of off right now.
00:10:29	Why don't you go say hi.
00:10:31	- Is that what stinks in here?
00:10:34	What did she make, donkey cake?
00:10:36	I smell manure.
00:10:39	Hey, you guys. Remember me?
00:10:43	Uncle Skeeter.
00:10:44	Man, you got big.
00:10:48	Happy birthday there, Bobbi.
00:10:51	I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.
00:10:53	Oh, my bad.
00:10:55	Got you a little something.
00:10:58	Here you go.
00:11:02	How's school going?
00:11:03	- Skeeter?
00:11:05	Getting called to the principal's
00:11:08	Have fun with the gifts. And...
00:11:11	Yes, yes.
00:11:13	Shampoo?
00:11:16	And a soap?
00:11:18	Hanger and a towel.
00:11:21	Do not talk about school with them.
00:11:23	What's going on with the school?
00:11:25	- They're closing it down.
00:11:27	- I'm getting laid off.
00:11:30	You're like
00:11:32	I mean, you're, you're scary
00:11:35	Children are nervous around you.
00:11:37	That doesn't sound right, but,
00:11:40	Maybe, Cuban dictator? Or the bogeyman.
00:11:44	- Anyway...
00:11:46	I've got some interviews
00:11:48	which is kind of what I wanted
00:11:51	Uh-oh.
00:11:52	I need you to watch the kids...
00:11:55	No! No, they don't even like me!
00:11:58	It's not going to be difficult, Skeeter.
00:12:00	My friend Jill
00:12:02	She'll bring the kids in with her
00:12:05	All you gotta do is the night shift.
00:12:07	Why can't your stupid friend do that?
00:12:08	She's got night school. Skeeter!
00:12:11	My husband left me.
00:12:14	I, I have to move.
00:12:17	So you need me.
00:12:20	I'll do it.
00:12:21	But you got to say,
00:12:23	"Skeeter is the coolest.
00:12:25	"Skeeter's the coolest.
00:12:27	Yeah, you are! Whoo!
00:12:30	OK. Hey, you guys.
00:12:31	I'm going to hang out with you
00:12:34	Maybe we can go... fishing.
00:12:36	I'd rather you didn't.
00:12:38	OK, we'll stay inside.
00:12:40	How about, uh,
00:12:42	- I can teach you that.
00:12:45	OK, how about we
00:12:48	- and catalog plant species?
00:12:51	I don't know anything about plants
00:12:53	except you try to make cakes
00:12:55	He liked that one.
00:12:57	Give me some. Huh?
00:13:00	I wasn't gonna hit you.
00:13:03	You don't know the fist thing?
00:13:05	OK, I was just...
00:13:07	That's what, uh, the children do.
00:13:11	Hey, yeh, yeh.
00:13:15	Oh, this your truck, chief?
00:13:17	Yes, it is, ma'am.
00:13:19	You realize you're taking up
00:13:21	It's a big truck, ma'am.
00:13:23	It's not that big, sir.
00:13:26	I had to park
00:13:28	Well, next time park in that box.
00:13:31	Anyway, here's the situation.
00:13:35	this is the hotel I work for's truck.
00:13:37	So if I get a scratch on it,
00:13:40	So two parking spaces
00:13:43	"a cushion of protection."
00:13:47	Wait, a hotel? Oh, wait.
00:13:50	- Yeah.
00:13:52	- Who's that?
00:13:54	the one helping take care of the kids.
00:13:57	OK, June. You plan on being
00:14:02	Jill. My name is Jill.
00:14:04	Do you plan on keeping that
00:14:06	Oh, haven't you heard?
00:14:15	- That sounds good for the environment.
00:14:18	How do you know I drive a Prius?
00:14:21	Your whole aura reads Prius.
00:14:26	Anyways, you're in my
00:14:29	I want to back up, so if you
00:14:32	- that would be helpful.
00:14:35	You might want some Cinnabons.
00:14:37	Food!
00:14:40	Give it back!
00:14:45	So why didn't you demand that he make
00:14:50	He promised your dad.
00:14:51	I wanted to.
00:14:53	Let me tell you how it works.
00:14:55	The big man's giving the job
00:14:57	because he's dating his daughter.
00:14:58	That's the way it works,
00:15:01	He gets the girl, he gets the job,
00:15:03	And I get nothing.
00:15:11	- Hello?
00:15:13	I'm still where?
00:15:15	Look, I've got to get to class.
00:15:18	Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah,
00:15:20	I forgot.
00:15:24	I'm gonna baby-sit
00:15:27	Oh, God.
00:15:31	Yes, I do. Sometimes I baby-sit
00:15:34	And what I do is
00:15:36	Like put beads into it and braid it,
00:15:39	Like Milli Vanilli, stuff like that.
00:15:43	Braid my hair? That's a good idea.
00:15:46	Of course you can.
00:15:50	Ah! Actually, I really like
00:15:53	because it's
00:15:55	So who's the real victim?
00:15:57	Mmm! Delicious.
00:16:04	Do you think these signs will help?
00:16:06	Well, miracles happen,
00:16:08	You mean like Dad coming back?
00:16:11	Um...
00:16:15	Hey!
00:16:19	So, um, their pajamas
00:16:21	and I will be back, um,
00:16:25	- All right.
00:16:28	And call me if there's
00:16:30	All right. Have fun at night school.
00:16:33	- Bye, guys.
00:16:35	All packed up here.
00:16:37	I got my, uh, toothbrush
00:16:43	Some clean underwear.
00:16:45	Well, maybe not that clean.
00:16:49	You guys want to watch TV?
00:16:51	We don't have a TV.
00:16:54	- Hello?
00:16:58	They don't have a TV.
00:17:00	Wendy doesn't let them watch TV.
00:17:02	I don't know a lot of things
00:17:04	I wasn't allowed over here.
00:17:07	OK, listen, you don't need a TV.
00:17:10	I'm sure you can figure
00:17:12	Whoa, whoa, whoa! Should I let them
00:17:15	Would they like that?
00:17:17	I don't think anyone
00:17:22	Hey, what do you say we go...
00:17:27	next door and toilet paper
00:17:31	No? OK, bedtime!
00:17:45	OK, so you guys cool?
00:17:47	You have to read us a bedtime story.
00:17:49	Yeah, all right. You have any?
00:17:53	Whoo! What do you got here, anyways?
00:17:58	"Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands"?
00:18:01	Mmm, no.
00:18:03	"The Organic Squirrel
00:18:06	I'm not reading these
00:18:09	Don't you got any real stories?
00:18:11	- Like what?
00:18:13	Like, like cowboys? Or dragons?
00:18:15	Or aliens? Or... What the heck
00:18:19	That's Bugsy, our guinea pig.
00:18:22	- Why do you call him Bugsy?
00:18:25	Let me see them.
00:18:29	Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow.
00:18:36	Are those eyeballs
00:18:38	Can't keep my eyes off of them.
00:18:40	Just get in there so I don't have to
00:18:44	Anyways, uh,
00:18:45	you guys want me to, uh,
00:18:48	Like, like my old man used to do for me?
00:18:50	Maybe I could be good at this.
00:18:54	All right, um...
00:18:56	Here goes.
00:18:58	Once upon a time,
00:19:02	Once upon a time,
00:19:04	... there was a brave
00:19:08	Strikingly handsome.
00:19:11	Who lived in a grand castle
00:19:12	that weary travelers from near and far
00:19:18	Now, this knight had been
00:19:22	You'd think he'd be a shoo-in
00:19:25	- Right.
00:19:27	Actually, he wasn't
00:19:34	Oh, no.
00:19:37	He was, in fact,
00:19:41	And even though he was the son
00:19:44	Thank you.
00:19:46	... and knew everything there is
00:19:50	everyone just took him for granted.
00:19:53	His name was Mr. Underappreciated.
00:19:57	What's "underdemeciated"?
00:19:59	- Under de-what?
00:20:02	That's right,
00:20:04	His name was Sir... Fix-A-Lot.
00:20:08	But alas, the kingdom
00:20:11	did not place much value on dedication
00:20:15	Because the superstar in all
00:20:21	And he spent all his days
00:20:26	Boo!
00:20:28	And my lord, yes,
00:20:31	front row house seats
00:20:34	And Sir Fix-A-Lot had
00:20:37	who was not right in the head.
00:20:39	She never! No! Not our queen,
00:20:43	- Were there any kids in the kingdom?
00:20:48	There were two young pages.
00:20:50	Mistress Stinky
00:20:54	Hey-oh! And don't forget...
00:20:57	Jillian! The queen of the fairies!
00:20:59	Queen of the fairies?
00:21:01	I mean, if she has to be there,
00:21:08	Parking spot!
00:21:10	She should be
00:21:13	Yeah. The best
00:21:15	Children, open your books to page 16.
00:21:18	Yes, Miss Mermaid.
00:21:19	Let's begin.
00:21:21	All right, she's a mermaid.
00:21:23	Anyways, back to the story.
00:21:25	One day the king invited
00:21:29	I bring glad tidings.
00:21:31	For on this day
00:21:33	who will run this castle
00:21:36	and be my closest advisor
00:21:40	My new champion is...
00:21:43	...Sir Butt-Kiss!
00:21:54	Thank you.
00:21:56	Poor Sir Fix-A-Lot had been passed over.
00:22:00	So, Sir Fix-A-Lot
00:22:05	got a bad case of athlete's face,
00:22:08	dove into a moat...
00:22:09	Ah, what the heck.
00:22:11	... and got eaten by crocodiles.
00:22:15	The end.
00:22:17	The end? That can't be the end.
00:22:20	- Why? Why not?
00:22:22	There aren't happy endings in real life.
00:22:26	- It's not fair!
00:22:29	I mean, shouldn't Sir Fix-A-Lot
00:22:33	- A shot? Hmm...
00:22:36	than Sir Butt-Kiss, he should
00:22:39	OK. Yeah, yeah,
00:22:42	What the king
00:22:44	On second thought,
00:22:46	there is another worthy man
00:22:49	and it wouldn't be fair
00:22:53	Sir Fix-A-Lot!
00:22:56	And then the crowd went nuts.
00:22:58	Don't Stop Believin']
00:23:00	But, Sire, Fix-A-Lot
00:23:05	Boo!
00:23:06	And Friar Fred
00:23:09	Boo!
00:23:12	And the mermaid teacher did one of those
00:23:19	And Stinky and Smelly
00:23:22	Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:23:25	Yeah. Right on.
00:23:27	Prince Bugsy busted out
00:23:32	And then... and then...
00:23:34	It started raining gumballs.
00:23:39	Raining gumballs?
00:23:41	Why not? It's a bedtime story.
00:23:44	Yeah, yeah.
00:23:47	I just wish it was like that
00:23:52	- What was that?
00:23:55	Oh.
00:23:57	He rings that bell when he's hungry?
00:23:59	No, when he needs to go to sleep.
00:24:08	OK. As you wish,
00:24:15	All right, you guys, have a good sleep.
00:24:27	Well, I don't
00:24:30	but I will make us
00:24:32	a delicious breakfast
00:24:35	that I know you will enjoy.
00:24:38	Yes, some banana
00:24:41	and then what do we call this?
00:24:44	I was told germs are bad for you,
00:24:48	I like it.
00:24:50	A rice cake-banana-wheat germ sandwich.
00:24:52	And what do we got?
00:25:00	This is terrible.
00:25:01	Doesn't your, your mother
00:25:04	What are we doing here?
00:25:07	Hang on.
00:25:10	A little flavor.
00:25:13	It's good because, now we don't
00:25:19	There you go. At least we got
00:25:23	Hang on.
00:25:28	Hello!
00:25:31	Bronson? The television set
00:25:34	is broken and it needs
00:25:36	I have a situation here.
00:25:39	I'm sorry. Are you having
00:25:41	Mr. Nottingham wants
00:25:44	I hear you.
00:25:46	There's a leprechaun behind you.
00:25:49	Gotcha.
00:25:54	Thanks a lot, gentlemen. OK.
00:25:57	- Wow.
00:25:58	Whoa!
00:25:59	I got to go fix my boss' television set,
00:26:03	Violet!
00:26:06	Hang on.
00:26:08	Violet! Skeeter Bronson,
00:26:11	Oh, right. Yes.
00:26:13	Listen, uh, I got some kids
00:26:15	My nephew and niece. But,
00:26:18	Could you watch them a few minutes?
00:26:20	Huh?
00:26:23	Yeah, yeah. All right, I'm going.
00:26:25	Come in.
00:26:30	- Mr. Nottingham, sir?
00:26:33	It won't? Well, let me just
00:26:37	I'll just flip this light on.
00:26:39	No, no, no, no!
00:26:42	I'm fighting a cold here.
00:26:44	I must stay in the dark
00:26:46	Do you realize
00:26:48	germs can reproduce
00:26:52	Oh, OK. Here we go,
00:26:55	- The germs are confused.
00:26:57	OK. It's got to be
00:27:03	For heaven's sake.
00:27:04	I'm so sorry, sir.
00:27:06	- To your left, there.
00:27:09	There's the TV. So how's the,
00:27:12	Oh, very well. Still dealing with the
00:27:16	Uh-huh.
00:27:18	I can't tell you the secret theme.
00:27:20	It's so good, we don't want
00:27:22	- I hear you, sir.
00:27:25	Come along, sit down. Please.
00:27:27	Great.
00:27:29	Ready?
00:27:33	Rock and roll.
00:27:35	Vintage vinyl.
00:27:38	Oh, OK. Like, uh, like the Hard Rock?
00:27:42	- The What What?
00:27:44	They've been using
00:27:49	Get Kendall Duncan
00:27:54	What a perfect
00:28:00	Thank you.
00:28:01	So, Patrick, truth or dare?
00:28:04	Truth?
00:28:07	How old were you the first time
00:28:10	Patrick never kissed a girl.
00:28:12	Girls are bis-crusting.
00:28:15	Except for Trisha Sparks.
00:28:18	Ooh, is that a girl in your class,
00:28:21	Hey, guys.
00:28:22	Hi, Aunt Jill, did you
00:28:24	Yes, I did.
00:28:26	And, uh, now we have to get you guys
00:28:29	- Hi.
00:28:32	Oh, hey. You're, uh...
00:28:34	- Uh-huh. Here's your fat mouse.
00:28:39	And you, young man...
00:28:42	I want to hear all about this little
00:28:50	Trisha Sparks is
00:28:52	She's hot.
00:28:57	I'm very disappointed in you, Kendall.
00:29:02	This rock and roll idea
00:29:07	Well, sir, I had every intention
00:29:12	Do you know what, Skeeter?
00:29:13	I'm starting to get a fuzzy recollection
00:29:16	of something I said to your father.
00:29:18	In fact, I am going to give you a shot.
00:29:24	If you can come up with a better theme
00:29:27	I'll let you run the new place instead.
00:29:30	Oh, sir.
00:29:32	Don't you think this is perhaps
00:29:35	to be playing on somebody as...
00:29:38	- No, I don't.
00:29:41	Mr. Bronson has been working
00:29:45	I'm beginning to think I may have
00:29:50	I'm sorry.
00:29:52	Precisely. You can both present your
00:29:58	Thank you, Kendall.
00:30:00	Mr. Bronson, the television,
00:30:03	Oh, and do watch out
00:30:07	Rock Me Amadeus]
00:30:07	Rock Me Amadeus]
00:30:09	The best day of my life!
00:30:11	# Amadeus Amadeus
00:30:13	# Amadeus Ow! Amadeus
00:30:16	# Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus
00:30:19	# Ooh, rock me Amadeus
00:30:22	# Amadeus Amadeus
00:30:26	Whoa. I like your car, pal.
00:30:29	Hey, thanks, champ.
00:30:31	You want to be the best,
00:30:33	Hey, uh, not to get personal,
00:30:35	but what's a sweet ride
00:30:38	You know what? Actually it's
00:30:40	Yeah?
00:30:42	If you saved every paycheck you
00:30:45	and then multiply it by ten, you
00:30:50	Ah-ooga!
00:30:52	Oh, you wanna drag race, do you?
00:30:58	You win! Good job.
00:31:22	What?
00:31:52	This is spooky.
00:32:01	You've got to be kidding me!
00:32:05	How can you not see
00:32:13	So you have to compete for your job with
00:32:17	Oh, I know. It's just
00:32:22	Thanks for being there.
00:32:25	I'll be there as long as
00:32:33	Oh, hello, children.
00:32:34	We're looking for Skeeter Bronson.
00:32:36	Oh, Mr. Bronson.
00:32:39	Yes, you'll find him in room 109.
00:32:41	- OK.
00:32:53	- Oh, my God! Did you see that thing?
00:32:56	They were, they were staring
00:33:00	- Hey, Uncle Skeeter!
00:33:02	- Just who I wanted to see.
00:33:06	- Got him.
00:33:08	Because I'm on call tonight,
00:33:10	It's Jill, actually, Scooter.
00:33:12	It is? OK, yeah...
00:33:16	You did not just do that.
00:33:17	I did. Watch.
00:33:21	So, guys, anything weird
00:33:24	I had a substitute teacher
00:33:27	Uh... that's a little weird.
00:33:30	Maybe coincidence weird, uh...
00:33:33	...as in gumball weird?
00:33:36	We're not allowed to chew gum.
00:33:38	Of course you're not.
00:33:41	It's only 5:30.
00:33:43	And we haven't had dinner.
00:33:44	Hmm. OK.
00:33:47	Room service!
00:33:49	So you've never
00:33:53	You've never played video games?
00:33:54	Mom says they rot your brain.
00:33:57	That's not true. I've been playing video
00:34:03	Yeah, maybe she's got a point.
00:34:06	You. You've never eaten bacon?
00:34:08	What's bacon?
00:34:10	Bacon is the juicy,
00:34:13	right adjacent to the rear.
00:34:16	But delicious and tasty,
00:34:21	And this is the first hamburger
00:34:24	- What's the verdict? What do you think?
00:34:28	- Mom's gonna kill us.
00:34:30	First of all, she's never
00:34:33	And second of all, she used to eat
00:34:36	when we were growing up
00:34:38	She did?
00:34:40	Looks like Bugsy's eaten a lot
00:34:46	Wow!
00:34:47	He keeps going like that,
00:34:51	He's kidding, Bugsy.
00:34:53	OK. Let's get you carnivores to bed.
00:34:57	I got a, a new story
00:34:59	What do you think
00:35:01	Oh, yes, tonight's the night!
00:35:04	I just like cowboys and Indians
00:35:06	OK, once upon a time in the Old West,
00:35:06	OK, once upon a time in the Old West,
00:35:10	before room service was
00:35:12	... there was a farm hand
00:35:16	He was looking to get
00:35:18	but was having a problem
00:35:19	with his current mode
00:35:25	Uh, that was my horse.
00:35:30	Someone once told Jeremiah
00:35:32	that if he wanted to be the best,
00:35:34	he'd have to ride the best.
00:35:37	You mind showing me your finest horse?
00:35:43	My ancestors believe horse spirit
00:35:47	come down from mountain
00:35:53	Many brave warrior
00:35:57	OK. Look, I just want to see your finest
00:36:01	- Sorry. I can do it.
00:36:05	Screaming Rooster, bring out Ferrari.
00:36:08	Ferrari.
00:36:12	Oh, my.
00:36:14	Oh, my, oh, my!
00:36:17	Look at that.
00:36:18	Whoa!
00:36:20	I would get automatic respect
00:36:24	but I'm afraid that's just
00:36:27	Tell you what, white bread.
00:36:30	I'll give you Ferrari...
00:36:34	...for free!
00:36:37	Boo-yah!
00:36:39	Brilliant story.
00:36:43	I love that. I love that.
00:36:45	A guy getting a free horse?
00:36:51	Where's the arc? There's no arc.
00:36:54	Also, you've got
00:36:57	What are they gonna
00:36:59	I didn't know we were doing
00:37:02	Why can't he do something
00:37:05	like save a damsel in distress?
00:37:08	Not a bad idea, munchkin.
00:37:10	OK. So, uh...
00:37:14	Jeremiah was
00:37:18	Oh, please, don't!
00:37:20	- Give us that jewelry.
00:37:24	Yah! Yah! Yah! Whoo!
00:37:29	Oh, my necklace? Here, take it.
00:37:32	Come on, boy!
00:37:34	Here.
00:37:36	What else you got, sweetie?
00:37:38	Help! Help!
00:37:44	Leave the lady alone!
00:37:52	Care for a lift, ma'am?
00:37:55	- Yeah.
00:37:56	- Nice horse.
00:38:01	Now, any of you gentlemen want to give
00:38:04	Not a chance, huh?
00:38:06	Because I beg to differ!
00:38:08	- My hero.
00:38:12	So Jeremiah spirited
00:38:16	when she says...
00:38:17	Shall we go drink champagne
00:38:22	- Hot tub?
00:38:24	Uh, yeah. No.
00:38:26	I was saying that because I wanted to
00:38:31	What happened was Jeremiah
00:38:35	in the nearest town, safe and sound.
00:38:37	How ever can I thank you, sir?
00:38:39	Ah, no thanks necessary, ma'am.
00:38:41	But I do insist on expressing
00:38:45	Fair enough. I'll take...
00:38:47	...$100 million.
00:38:51	The end. Let's hope it works.
00:38:53	Very well written,
00:38:56	Jeremiah wouldn't take money
00:38:59	Uh... I know Jeremiah
00:39:02	And believe me, he'd be all over that.
00:39:05	Mmm!
00:39:06	I don't want that.
00:39:08	Gentlemen don't get paid.
00:39:10	Will you just...
00:39:13	It should really end more like this.
00:39:15	Well, I must give you
00:39:18	Oh, no.
00:39:19	Perhaps... a kiss?
00:39:22	Touchdown.
00:39:25	Then an angry dwarf kicks him.
00:39:27	Ow!
00:39:30	What the heck did you do that for?
00:39:32	Because I'm angry.
00:39:34	Go! Let's go!
00:39:37	All right! Yeah!
00:39:39	I didn't do nothing to you!
00:39:41	- The end.
00:39:43	Laugh as much as you want.
00:39:46	and a kiss any day of the week.
00:39:48	I'd just like to kiss a Ferrari.
00:39:51	- All right. Good night.
00:39:54	Good night, home slice.
00:39:56	Thanks for the stories.
00:39:58	You came up with
00:40:00	Good night, y'all.
00:40:02	You too there, Bugsy.
00:40:07	And them braids look fantastic.
00:40:10	You mind sleeping over?
00:40:13	Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:40:16	I am, uh, legally obliged to tell you
00:40:18	that I suffer from...
00:40:22	OK, what's, uh, sleep panic disorder?
00:40:24	Believe me, you don't want to know.
00:40:37	What am I thinking? Why would
00:40:41	I must be losing my mind.
00:40:45	Much power of the horse
00:40:54	Hello.
00:40:57	Are you the guy I'm supposed to see?
00:41:02	I'm here, aren't I?
00:41:06	So... am I about to get
00:41:14	I don't see why not.
00:41:22	For... free?
00:41:28	Sounds good to... me!
00:41:34	What do I do now?
00:41:38	Yes.
00:41:43	- Fell out of the sky, right?
00:41:46	Shh!
00:41:47	Oh! Shh.
00:41:49	I won't tell nobody.
00:41:53	Now, close your eyes
00:41:56	- OK.
00:41:58	- No.
00:42:00	- One, two...
00:42:03	...three.
00:42:05	Ferrari!
00:42:07	Hey! My wallet!
00:42:10	Not anymore!
00:42:16	Excuse me.
00:42:22	OK, thank you.
00:42:28	Thanks, guys. Sorry.
00:42:31	All By Myself]
00:42:33	Good thing my wallet
00:42:36	And my Derek Jeter baseball card!
00:42:39	Guys, guys, stop, please.
00:42:43	You've had enough, now.
00:42:46	Stop!
00:42:55	Come on, man!
00:42:56	- Care for a lift, ma'am?
00:42:59	- Skeeter Bronson?
00:43:04	What do you say you boys
00:43:05	give the pretty lady back
00:43:09	Sure about that, now?
00:43:14	Guy's got a gun!
00:43:18	I'm just happy they
00:43:25	- My hero.
00:43:27	That was brilliant, Skeeter.
00:43:29	I don't know what happened.
00:43:32	It felt good.
00:43:34	How am I ever going to thank you?
00:43:36	Hmm.
00:43:38	No thanks is necessary, ma'am?
00:43:40	Oh, am I in the presence
00:43:44	At your service, ma'am.
00:43:46	Well, I must show
00:43:54	Ow!
00:43:56	Consider yourself
00:43:58	I knew you were gonna show up.
00:44:00	Get in the Gremlin, Jimmy,
00:44:03	Yeah, 'cause that's
00:44:06	That's what you get, buddy.
00:44:07	Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:44:11	Pull me in. Let's get
00:44:13	Big people stink!
00:44:17	OK, well, you don't see that every day.
00:44:20	Indeed. And on that strange note,
00:44:26	Yes, yes.
00:44:29	Oh! Oh!
00:44:33	All right, so that's how I'm getting it.
00:44:36	- Getting what?
00:44:39	I, I couldn't. You know what?
00:44:41	What are you talking about?
00:44:43	I'm talking about a very generous girl
00:44:46	who wants to give her rescuer
00:44:50	...for free!
00:44:53	This is sick!
00:44:54	Well, uh, good luck with that.
00:44:58	What do you mean?
00:44:59	Do you have another one at your house?
00:45:01	Am I, am I supposed
00:45:04	So seriously, no, no Ferrari?
00:45:10	Where's the $100 million, at least?!
00:45:13	Boo!
00:45:17	Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:19	Yeah.
00:45:21	- Hi.
00:45:24	Hey, guys.
00:45:26	An angry dwarf kicked me in the leg,
00:45:29	So there you go.
00:45:31	Oh. How sad.
00:45:33	- He's talking about our bedtime story.
00:45:36	Uncle Skeeter said Jeremiah would get
00:45:39	but I said the dwarf would kick him.
00:45:43	You said it.
00:45:45	Maybe that's how it works.
00:45:47	The kids control the stories.
00:45:50	And there are the wind chimes.
00:45:53	What what means?
00:45:55	Huh?
00:45:57	Nothing.
00:45:59	I won't.
00:46:02	OK, guys. Um, what is Bugsy doing?
00:46:08	Working off the hamburgers
00:46:12	Yes, I gave Bugsy some hamburgers,
00:46:15	but I gave the children
00:46:19	because that's what they love.
00:46:21	I guess it's, uh, Bugsy
00:46:24	Yeah, I flipped that on
00:46:30	I'm innocent!
00:46:33	What was that?
00:46:35	Uh... that was the sleep
00:46:38	Why don't we, uh, get out of
00:46:41	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:43	I'm a relative, I deserve it.
00:46:46	Oh, that felt nice.
00:46:48	How about one more for the road?
00:46:50	- No.
00:46:53	Don't worry, we'll be back tonight.
00:46:56	Yeah, no, I'm not worried.
00:46:57	You're coming back,
00:47:00	About some hotel theme ideas!
00:47:04	- Maybe we won't come back.
00:47:06	- Skeeter?
00:47:09	I understand that you feel a need
00:47:14	- Yeah.
00:47:16	from maintenance responsibilities.
00:47:18	- Oh, no. Check.
00:47:20	- The south service elevator is slow.
00:47:22	Let me try that cheesecake.
00:47:25	Oh, another thing.
00:47:28	I heard about your big hero act
00:47:32	- This paparazzi was...
00:47:35	and it's not gonna work.
00:47:37	You have to find another way
00:47:38	to cozy up to the old man
00:47:41	Violet Nottingham is not gonna
00:47:48	Hey, Kendall.
00:47:51	Two things. First off,
00:47:55	Yeah, now, use your hands.
00:47:59	Good. Secondly, when I get
00:48:02	I was actually considering keeping
00:48:08	Your brief little trip
00:48:12	is just about over, my friend. OK?
00:48:14	We all know your failed father
00:48:17	and thankfully, you will not
00:48:20	the same mistake all over again.
00:48:24	May want to pick that up.
00:48:33	- It's Duncan.
00:48:35	I'm looking for the hotel site.
00:48:36	I gave you the address,
00:48:38	The address you gave me is no good.
00:48:41	- Oh, what school?
00:48:44	- Oh, then you're in the right place.
00:48:47	- This school is being shut down.
00:48:50	The old man pulled a few strings
00:48:53	- Really?
00:48:55	That is very exciting news.
00:48:58	Oh, Pinky.
00:49:05	Hello!
00:49:07	Skeeter? Hey, it's Wendy.
00:49:09	- Hey, sissy.
00:49:13	- Are the kids OK?
00:49:15	That was impressive, Bobbi,
00:49:17	but Uncle Skeeter can jump
00:49:20	- Skeeter, can I talk to them?
00:49:24	- No.
00:49:25	Camping? No, Skeeter,
00:49:28	- Let's go. Quietly.
00:49:31	- Someplace special, fools.
00:49:33	Now march, march,
00:49:37	# I don't know
00:49:39	# Bugsy's eyes
00:49:41	March, march, march...
00:49:43	- Whoo-hoo!
00:49:47	Whoa! Cool!
00:49:48	We're going to have ourselves
00:49:51	You guys, look what he's done!
00:49:54	- See? See how nice I am?
00:49:56	Whoa, OK, just be careful
00:49:59	Hey, Jill. Shh.
00:50:04	I heard about marshmallows.
00:50:09	I never imagined they
00:50:12	Let's just hope your mother
00:50:15	- I won't tell her.
00:50:18	She's the weak link.
00:50:19	I think I can let this one slide.
00:50:21	Ahh! The mermaid's being cool.
00:50:25	- The what?
00:50:29	You know, when we were younger
00:50:32	my dad would always tell us
00:50:35	and see if you could make something
00:50:39	Right over there.
00:50:42	To me, that looks like a camel.
00:50:43	You see the humps? Huh?
00:50:46	Oh, yeah. I see that.
00:50:47	Hey, look over there!
00:50:49	Yeah!
00:50:52	Look, right next to the moon.
00:50:54	It looks exactly like Bugsy.
00:50:57	Oh, my God!
00:50:59	Don't worry, Bugsy.
00:51:06	Uncle Skeeter?
00:51:08	Yes, good-looking.
00:51:11	Do you think my father will come back?
00:51:16	Um...
00:51:23	He must be going through some...
00:51:27	to not want to be with you two guys
00:51:32	But, uh, I do know this.
00:51:37	You're always going to have your mother.
00:51:39	You're always gonna have
00:51:43	And me, I ain't ever going anywhere.
00:51:48	OK?
00:51:49	I'm like the stink on your feet.
00:51:58	OK. You guys made me late.
00:52:02	Well, thank you.
00:52:06	See you tomorrow.
00:52:08	All right, we got rid of her,
00:52:10	Put the s'mores down.
00:52:12	All right, guys. Tonight's story's
00:52:12	All right, guys. Tonight's story's
00:52:17	It's called...
00:52:19	... The Great Hotel Idea Story.
00:52:24	Yeah!
00:52:25	- What?
00:52:27	Come on, guys,
00:52:29	It's gonna help
00:52:32	All right, you know what?
00:52:34	We still got one more night.
00:52:36	How about some Evel Knievel stuff?
00:52:38	Racing, jumping, flying...
00:52:42	Or maybe something like romantic?
00:52:46	I have a good idea.
00:52:48	Let's combine the action
00:52:51	and make a romaction story.
00:52:54	- Yeah.
00:52:56	The greatest of all the heroes
00:52:59	was, of course, Skeetacus.
00:53:03	He was truly amazing
00:53:05	yet totally underrated
00:53:11	Finally Skeetacus had his chance
00:53:18	If he could impress the
00:53:20	he knew he would one day rule the land.
00:53:27	- Skeetacus, Skeetacus!
00:53:29	That's pretty fancy chariot work.
00:53:32	For a peasant.
00:53:34	# I see London, I see France
00:53:36	# I see my golden underpants
00:53:39	Whoo!
00:53:50	Oh, wh... what is he doing?
00:53:53	Whoa!
00:53:59	Bring on the elephants!
00:54:04	- Whoa.
00:54:07	All right.
00:54:09	You know how Hercules
00:54:10	supposedly founded the Olympics?
00:54:17	Well, Skeetacus invented the X Games.
00:54:21	He's never gonna make it!
00:54:36	Now that's first class.
00:54:39	Hey!
00:54:40	- Bravo!
00:54:44	Can you dig it?
00:54:47	Skeetacus!
00:54:49	How we doing so far, huh?
00:54:51	- This is the best story yet.
00:54:55	Well, shorty, you tell me?
00:54:57	Does Skeetacus get
00:55:00	In these stories,
00:55:01	the hero always gets the fairest
00:55:04	Yes! You said it!
00:55:06	Uh, right. So, what? They're thirsty?
00:55:09	A little wine and cheese action? Yes?
00:55:12	Yeah, they can go to an old
00:55:17	Led Zeppelin.
00:55:19	No. All the girls that were mean
00:55:23	What? Nobody was mean
00:55:25	He was like
00:55:27	That's not what Mom said.
00:55:29	All right, everybody was
00:55:31	He had problems.
00:55:34	Oh, my God...
00:55:36	They see he's now with
00:55:37	the fairest maiden in all the land,
00:55:39	and they are really jealous.
00:55:42	So jealous they
00:55:44	They just start nervously
00:55:47	# Put your right hand in
00:55:49	# You put your right hand out
00:55:51	# You put your right hand in
00:55:53	# And you shake it all about
00:55:56	OK.
00:55:58	So then,
00:56:00	Skeetacus takes his date
00:56:03	All of a sudden,
00:56:06	washes up onshore, passed out.
00:56:09	Why a hairy guy?
00:56:11	Just 'cause.
00:56:12	He had something stuck in his throat,
00:56:19	- Thanks.
00:56:23	And then it starts pouring,
00:56:26	- Caves are nice.
00:56:29	Abe Lincoln?
00:56:32	What the heck's the matter with you?
00:56:35	I, I didn't mean to yell.
00:56:36	The Abe Lincoln thing, that's,
00:56:38	It's just that, uh...
00:56:42	Don't you think he should?
00:56:46	His lips are very dry
00:56:51	Bugsy, you with me?
00:56:56	We'll see.
00:56:57	- Hello?
00:57:00	Hey, is this the fairest maiden
00:57:03	Mr. Skeeter Bronson, is that you?
00:57:05	Yes, it is. Sorry about that Ferrari
00:57:08	I'm here at the beach right now
00:57:12	What do you say
00:57:14	That sounds so delightful.
00:57:15	But I can't. I'm afraid I'm
00:57:19	Vegas?
00:57:21	Uh, no one talked about Vegas.
00:57:23	Don't tell Kendall.
00:57:25	Yeah, no. But, but, uh, princess,
00:57:28	I, I really thought we
00:57:30	Oh, well. I will see you
00:57:33	Bye, Skeeter.
00:57:35	Hmm.
00:57:37	So our date's gonna be tomorrow?
00:57:40	Hey! Look out! Look out!
00:57:43	Sorry. Are you OK? Hey! I'm so sorry!
00:57:48	What is it about the cushion
00:57:51	Aren't you supposed to be in school?
00:57:53	I'm supposed to be
00:57:55	but for some reason I felt like
00:57:59	Huh.
00:58:00	Um, are you hungry?
00:58:01	Yes, I'm always hungry
00:58:05	Good. Because I'm buying.
00:58:07	I'll let you buy me lunch.
00:58:10	- so how was I gonna pay?
00:58:13	- I don't know what that means.
00:58:16	- Huh?
00:58:18	- Gonna wear that all day?
00:58:21	- I'm wearing your hat! Oh!
00:58:30	This is perfect for your free lunch.
00:58:32	Oh, my gosh. You guys,
00:58:35	Is that...
00:58:37	- Stop it.
00:58:38	- Oh, my God.
00:58:41	Hey! Do you remember me?
00:58:43	It's Donna Hynde from high school.
00:58:46	Yeah, I do.
00:58:48	Thought I was going to run into you
00:58:52	Yeah. Wow, this is so...
00:58:55	We were just planning
00:58:57	We were totally just talking about you.
00:59:01	I was just talking about you guys too.
00:59:03	Sure, he was.
00:59:04	Mind pretending to be
00:59:07	Yeah, I don't feel
00:59:09	I'll, uh, convert my truck to biodiesel.
00:59:13	- OK, I'll do it.
00:59:15	Uh, this is my girlfriend,
00:59:18	Hello.
00:59:20	She's your girlfriend?
00:59:22	Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:23	Yes, I am.
00:59:25	- Right?
00:59:26	She thinks I'm...
00:59:28	You want me to...
00:59:32	She likes how romantic I can be.
00:59:34	And, uh, "great kisser,"
00:59:37	Oh, yeah. That's...
00:59:40	- Oh. Sorry.
00:59:43	- I mean, she's all right.
00:59:46	I've seen hotter,
00:59:49	So super skinny.
00:59:50	Skinnier than you.
00:59:55	Whatever.
00:59:56	I feel really awful
00:59:59	We were really terrible to Skeeter
01:00:04	My Skeeter?
01:00:05	- They were.
01:00:08	Look at you now.
01:00:11	- Yeah!
01:00:13	the pimples went away,
01:00:19	- You want to touch them?
01:00:21	- Later, later.
01:00:25	# You put your right hand in
01:00:27	# You put your right hand out
01:00:29	# You put your right hand in
01:00:31	- # And you shake it all about
01:00:33	- I think we should leave.
01:00:35	# And you turn yourself around
01:00:37	- All right. Bye-bye.
01:00:40	What's happening?
01:00:41	Hey, so I spoke to Wendy.
01:00:43	She's excited to see the kids tomorrow.
01:00:45	This is the longest
01:00:47	That's right.
01:00:52	You know,
01:00:54	They worship you
01:00:56	and those amazing bedtime stories
01:00:58	Oh, well, they say all the good parts.
01:01:01	Oh, my gosh.
01:01:03	Yeah, yeah.
01:01:07	Boom! Oh.
01:01:11	Thanks!
01:01:13	Whoa!
01:01:15	- Yeah?
01:01:17	Well, you know, I do what I do.
01:01:20	- Think we should get out of this rain?
01:01:25	Oh, shoot!
01:01:27	I don't know!
01:01:29	- Let's get out of this!
01:01:34	I can read the future.
01:01:39	Good God. So...
01:01:42	So... The big presentation's
01:01:46	I know you're not nervous
01:01:49	good luck on it anyway.
01:01:50	- Thank you.
01:01:52	Actually, you can come
01:01:56	You know, Wendy's gonna be
01:01:59	and we could have fun.
01:02:00	You can meet me there.
01:02:03	Yeah. That would, uh...
01:02:05	I could do that.
01:02:09	...after night school or something.
01:02:13	It's you?
01:02:16	It's me what?
01:02:19	You're the fairest maiden in the land?
01:02:24	"Fair" as in
01:02:30	No, fairest as in...
01:02:34	..."beautifulest."
01:02:46	Wait, wait.
01:02:50	Oh.
01:02:52	No, yeah, we don't...
01:02:55	No, no, no, not between us.
01:02:59	No! No, no!
01:03:02	No!
01:03:13	Ah! Look.
01:03:16	- Wow, a penny.
01:03:18	This is the weird thing
01:03:21	- Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:24	Abe's not gonna interrupt
01:03:27	It's supposed to end better than this.
01:03:29	Stick around. I'm tellin' ya,
01:03:34	Nice imagination, Patrick.
01:03:44	- Skeeter?
01:03:46	We've got a little bit
01:03:48	Oh, no, no, no.
01:03:51	Don't worry. Their father ain't around,
01:03:53	I figured someone has to
01:03:57	I'm Princess Leia.
01:03:59	Uh-huh.
01:04:03	So, are you ready
01:04:05	Oh, yeah.
01:04:06	What I'm going to do is
01:04:08	tell them a bedtime story tonight.
01:04:10	I'll have me win in the story.
01:04:13	Then I'll win for reals.
01:04:16	Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, I understand.
01:04:18	So it's like, um,
01:04:20	I read a book on that once.
01:04:23	Read the back cover, at least.
01:04:28	I can't read.
01:04:31	Shut up, Bugsy!
01:04:33	I've got opposable thumbs.
01:04:38	You children ready?
01:04:40	Because here comes our last story.
01:04:44	The fate of the entire universe
01:04:46	hung in the balance,
01:04:48	as the Supreme Galactic Council
01:04:51	met to determine who would control
01:04:53	the new planet in the vast
01:05:00	Most in attendance expected
01:05:04	to rule in favor of General Kendallo,
01:05:07	the evil governor of Hotelium.
01:05:12	But there was a wild card in the mix...
01:05:16	... Skeeto Bronsonnian
01:05:18	and his sidekick,
01:05:23	They all watched with excitement.
01:05:25	Lieutenant Jilli
01:05:28	Aspenoff, and even
01:05:32	Hey, since it's outer space,
01:05:36	What?
01:05:42	That's disgusting.
01:05:45	Silence!
01:05:46	The leader of the new planet
01:05:48	shall be determined
01:05:51	A zero-gravity fight.
01:06:06	OK, now we get to the part
01:06:09	Skeeto defeating Kendallo, right?
01:06:14	I think we need
01:06:29	Kendallo makes the first move.
01:06:43	- Skeeto!
01:06:44	really want to see Skeeto
01:06:56	Wet willy.
01:06:58	Boring!
01:07:00	Uh, bring out the booger monster!
01:07:07	Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
01:07:19	All right, have the booger
01:07:23	No, I think he should kiss him.
01:07:28	Would you get
01:07:31	OK.
01:07:36	Whoa!
01:07:42	Arise, Skeeto,
01:07:57	- Whoopee!
01:08:01	And that is the perfect ending
01:08:03	to our last story.
01:08:05	Thank you, children.
01:08:07	Oh, that's not the ending.
01:08:08	Yeah. That would be too obvious.
01:08:10	What do you mean?
01:08:11	Somebody threw a fireball at Skeeto
01:08:13	and Skeeto got incineratated.
01:08:17	- The end.
01:08:20	You mean "incinerated"?
01:08:23	No! No, no!
01:08:26	Yeah. I'm Captain Skeeto.
01:08:29	No, no, no.
01:08:32	What happened to a nice, happy ending?
01:08:34	You said happy endings
01:08:37	We want our story to be real.
01:08:38	Oh, I was just saying that.
01:08:41	No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:42	So, what? We're really going
01:08:45	Don't fall asleep, or the story
01:08:48	Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
01:08:51	I can't believe
01:08:54	And I'm sure it's just a
01:08:57	is going up right here
01:09:01	Well, I'm pretty sure...
01:09:03	Excuse me. Yeah.
01:09:04	Everything's ready
01:09:06	- Good.
01:09:08	Got it. Great.
01:09:09	Fire]
01:09:13	# Oh, uh
01:09:14	# Fire
01:09:19	I'm On Fire]
01:09:20	# Oh, oh, oh
01:09:23	Eternal Flame]
01:09:25	# Is this burning
01:09:26	# An et...
01:09:28	Disco Inferno]
01:09:29	# Burn, baby, burn
01:09:33	OK. The good news is,
01:09:37	The bad news is,
01:09:40	but not if you take a few precautions.
01:09:44	Oven mitts, smoke alarm.
01:09:50	Yeah.
01:09:52	"Flame-resistant
01:09:57	Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
01:10:00	Excuse me. Sir?
01:10:01	Those are actually for Christmas trees.
01:10:03	I know. 'Tis the season.
01:10:04	- Ow! God!
01:10:07	It burns!
01:10:08	Here, let me make it up to you.
01:10:10	- Ow!
01:10:11	It's for trees!
01:10:13	You're right! That hurts!
01:10:16	I'm sorry about that!
01:10:27	Antibacterial wipes, anybody?
01:10:29	Aloha. Aloha.
01:10:32	Thank you so much.
01:10:36	Whoa!
01:10:38	Steady. Steady.
01:10:46	- Kona coffee ice cream.
01:10:49	You're gonna light it on fire?
01:10:52	No fire. It would melt.
01:10:54	Just take the ice cream
01:11:06	- Ah!
01:11:09	- Skeeter.
01:11:11	- That wasn't very nice.
01:11:13	- You pushed that man in the pool.
01:11:16	Hey, you see Jill around?
01:11:17	No, I ain't, I ain't
01:11:25	Ooh! I am cold.
01:11:27	I'll get you a towel.
01:11:29	- I've got your towel.
01:11:31	I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:11:36	I love you.
01:11:41	You brought me a grilled cheese
01:11:43	Yeah. I did, yes.
01:11:44	It was Monterey Jack.
01:11:50	Ow!
01:11:52	Skeeter, are you all right?
01:11:53	A bee stung my tongue!
01:11:58	The meeting for the exciting new hotel
01:12:02	So I don't think you're going
01:12:05	No, it's swelling up!
01:12:11	- Can I sit there, please, mate?
01:12:15	- Don't touch me.
01:12:17	Before we begin,
01:12:20	personally, happy birthday.
01:12:23	Happy birthday.
01:12:24	Happy birthday, Daddy.
01:12:26	Thank you, Kendall.
01:12:27	Yes, now, as you can see,
01:12:30	I've invited some of the staff to sit in
01:12:32	to see how your ideas would
01:12:36	- No offense.
01:12:40	So, gentlemen,
01:12:41	which of you would like to go first?
01:12:46	Fair enough.
01:12:48	Mr. Nottingham,
01:12:51	when you said the rock and roll
01:12:57	Gone. Your insight, sir,
01:13:00	has inspired me to,
01:13:03	to find the commonality
01:13:06	of the American experience.
01:13:08	I speak, of course...
01:13:10	...of the musical theater.
01:13:12	And, more specifically...
01:13:15	...Broadway!
01:13:20	Hit it.
01:13:21	# Oh, when you first pull up
01:13:26	# To the grand front door
01:13:28	# There isn't just a bellhop
01:13:31	# At the Nottingham
01:13:37	# Oh there's a pool
01:13:40	# A pool for the Jets
01:13:41	# And you can bring Cats
01:13:45	# At the Nottingham Broadway
01:13:47	# Mega Resort #
01:13:59	Original, impressive, well done.
01:14:03	Thank you, Kendall.
01:14:04	Thank you, sir.
01:14:13	Uh, sorry about that.
01:14:15	I was, uh,
01:14:21	Skeeter. You're up.
01:14:41	Are you all right, Skeeter?
01:14:44	A bee bit my tongue.
01:14:48	I'm sorry?
01:14:49	A bee... stung my tongue.
01:14:56	"A bee stung my tongue."
01:14:58	Oh, you understand him? Oh.
01:15:01	How did a bee sting your tongue?
01:15:05	Uh...
01:15:06	I was eating ice cream,
01:15:09	Uh, it was on an ice cream,
01:15:12	Hmm. Can you translate
01:15:16	- Mmm!
01:15:19	Yes, I can do that.
01:15:22	Thank you. Ready?
01:15:24	- I'm ready. OK.
01:15:33	"I spent the last week in the hotel,
01:15:38	With my niece and nephew.
01:15:40	"With my niece and my nephew."
01:15:47	"To a kid, everything about a
01:15:53	"Sleeping in a different bed."
01:15:58	"Hanging out in the lobby."
01:16:01	"Jumping up and down on the alligator."
01:16:09	"Riding up and down in the elevator."
01:16:12	Ah!
01:16:13	Sorry. Yeah, I see now
01:16:15	wouldn't be in that context.
01:16:22	"Some hotels try to make it seem
01:16:28	"But they're missing
01:16:35	"If you wanted to stay in a place
01:16:43	"Our guests should experience
01:16:52	"And that's what I'd like to capture
01:17:00	"What every kid knows
01:17:12	"Like my father said to me,
01:17:15	your fun is only limited
01:17:22	- That was beautiful.
01:17:25	Just the way it built.
01:17:27	And that's it? I'm sorry.
01:17:33	That... was... brilliant!
01:17:36	Congratulations, my boy.
01:17:52	Boogie, don't do that. Germs.
01:17:59	Congratulations. Great job.
01:18:02	- All right.
01:18:04	- Congratulations. That was great.
01:18:08	That's just terrific.
01:18:11	Congratulations, Skeeter.
01:18:12	All right, Kendall.
01:18:15	Of course not. You deserve it.
01:18:18	- You have an iron will.
01:18:21	I would not have the guts to tear down
01:18:25	What?
01:18:28	You do know that's the site
01:18:31	What are you talking about?
01:18:33	- Good show, old son.
01:18:35	That bee sting language was really
01:18:39	Good, I'm glad. I wanted to talk to you
01:18:42	that we're building the hotel.
01:18:43	# Happy birthday to you
01:18:46	# Happy birthday to you
01:18:49	# Happy birthday
01:19:14	Bronson, you're fired!
01:19:18	Fired?
01:19:21	Oh...
01:19:22	That's how it connects.
01:19:35	Yes?
01:19:36	Do you know where
01:19:38	It's right over there.
01:19:42	Why won't you answer my calls?
01:19:44	Because I know it's you calling.
01:19:47	You got to believe me, Jill.
01:19:49	Don't destroy the sliver of respect
01:19:55	Just go away and stay away.
01:20:01	Uncle Skeeter? Do you want
01:20:05	'cause we incinertated you in the story?
01:20:08	No, I wouldn't do that.
01:20:10	We thought you were
01:20:27	So did I.
01:20:47	"Skeeto defeats Kendallo."
01:20:51	Not really.
01:20:53	- Yeah?
01:20:58	Oh, hey.
01:21:02	So, you mad at me, too?
01:21:04	Not as mad as Jill,
01:21:08	I didn't know the new hotel
01:21:11	I figured that.
01:21:12	Then what are you mad at?
01:21:14	I gave the kids junk food?
01:21:15	No, I figured you'd do that too.
01:21:17	I'm mad because you told my kids
01:21:21	that in real life
01:21:23	Well, look around you, Wendy.
01:21:25	Do you see any happy endings here?
01:21:29	I don't know. You and Dad always had
01:21:35	For whatever reason, I didn't.
01:21:37	I was always the cynic,
01:21:40	The black cloud.
01:21:43	The... dead fish.
01:21:45	Yes, all of those things.
01:21:48	But when I left Bobbi
01:21:50	I guess I just was hoping
01:21:53	Get them to be lighter.
01:21:58	I thought Dad would like that.
01:22:01	Anyway, um, I got a job in Arizona.
01:22:04	Teaching, not principaling.
01:22:07	That's cool.
01:22:08	Yeah, well, maybe you can come
01:22:11	I know by then the kids
01:22:21	All right. Love you.
01:22:22	Love you.
01:22:28	And so Skeeter sat on his bed,
01:22:33	wondering how to put the pieces
01:22:36	after one magical week.
01:22:38	- Great ending, huh?
01:22:42	I thought this was just a sad part,
01:22:45	What? How could I make it any better?
01:22:47	Well, In the stories I told you,
01:22:49	just when things looked bleakest,
01:22:51	the hero would do something
01:22:55	to beat the bad guy,
01:22:59	Yeah. How can I do that?
01:23:01	It's your story, not mine.
01:23:03	But you better get moving.
01:23:16	Mr. Nottingham! Mr. Nottingham?
01:23:18	I was wondering if I could
01:23:21	My name is Jill Hastings.
01:23:24	Save our school!
01:23:27	Save our school!
01:23:31	Save our school!
01:23:33	Save our school!
01:23:34	My men are in position.
01:23:38	Excellent.
01:23:40	if he had a problem
01:23:42	so if we don't hear from him
01:23:45	I say we just... blow it all up.
01:23:53	Madam, the war is over.
01:24:00	This isn't a war, Mr. Nottingham.
01:24:03	There must be other possible
01:24:06	that would not result
01:24:09	Hey, hey! Barry, Jill.
01:24:11	We're just wrapping up here.
01:24:14	Of course! Oh, my God.
01:24:18	Uh, thank you.
01:24:21	Bronson, what are you doing here?
01:24:23	What am I doing here?
01:24:25	Oh, uh, well, Mr. Bronson,
01:24:29	wanted to bring points to my attention
01:24:31	before I made any hasty
01:24:34	And they are points that are going
01:24:37	- Years?
01:24:39	Bronson, are you
01:24:43	I am, sir.
01:24:44	Because your application
01:24:49	Denied.
01:24:52	Denied?
01:24:54	Yes. But the good news is
01:24:56	Donna and I found you
01:24:58	right on the beach in Santa Monica
01:25:02	Beachfront was my first choice,
01:25:05	It is now.
01:25:06	It is! Isn't that fabulous?
01:25:09	Really?
01:25:10	Friends?
01:25:12	Oh, oh.
01:25:14	Let's get past that.
01:25:17	No, no, no, no, no.
01:25:21	I'm touching you,
01:25:24	Aw...
01:25:26	Ooh. You're enjoying it.
01:25:30	That is so sweet. And creepy.
01:25:36	Attention, please,
01:25:39	We are working with highly-sensitive,
01:25:43	Boo!
01:25:45	And so to avoid any tragic misfires,
01:25:49	I would ask that you all
01:25:51	All of you, please.
01:25:56	Did you really just fix everything?
01:25:58	Not everything.
01:26:04	- Yes?
01:26:06	I can't reach Kendall on his cell phone
01:26:08	to halt the demolition
01:26:12	This sign we made
01:26:14	We need a window where
01:26:17	Then they'll change their minds.
01:26:21	Bobbi, I found one.
01:26:26	That's my Prius!
01:26:28	- OK. Where's your truck?
01:26:30	I had to give it back to the hotel.
01:26:32	What do you mean
01:26:35	Come here!
01:26:36	Sorry!
01:26:40	It's for a good cause!
01:26:45	Have you ever driven a motorcycle?
01:26:47	No!
01:27:20	Oh, my God!
01:27:25	No, no, no, no!
01:27:32	Ooh! Yah! Booya!
01:27:45	Have you seen Bobbi? Patrick?
01:27:48	Bobbi! Patrick!
01:27:52	What are you going to do?
01:28:13	I'll take that back.
01:28:17	No fair!
01:28:19	Hey, people, that's 60 seconds!
01:28:22	Wait! Wait a minute!
01:28:25	- They might be in there!
01:28:27	We cleared the building hours ago. OK?
01:28:32	No! Let me through!
01:28:34	Hey, we got to check the rooms
01:28:37	We've checked it already!
01:28:39	Do it myself.
01:28:42	Uncle Skeeter!
01:28:45	Hey! Get out of there!
01:28:47	- Five...
01:28:49	- Grab the bar!
01:28:51	Three...
01:28:54	Two...
01:28:56	One!
01:29:03	The king has issued a proclamation.
01:29:07	The hotel moves away.
01:29:10	The school will stay.
01:29:12	Long live Webster Elementary!
01:29:20	- Mom!
01:29:21	Bobbi! Patrick!
01:29:24	Oh!
01:29:27	Hey, hey, hey.
01:29:31	Come here! I just got to know you guys.
01:29:34	You think I'm gonna let
01:29:36	I knew you were the good guy.
01:29:39	Yeah.
01:29:41	Uh, Patrick, hi.
01:29:45	I just wanted you to know that...
01:29:50	Western. Go Western.
01:29:52	- No thanks necessary, ma'am.
01:29:57	There must be some way for me
01:30:01	Oh-ho-ho! Get it.
01:30:08	Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:30:12	Hey, isn't she a little old for you?
01:30:13	- She's hot.
01:30:16	If Master Stinky's getting a kiss,
01:30:18	shouldn't, shouldn't I get
01:30:22	- Come on, already.
01:30:38	Now look what my boy has done.
01:30:41	Turned his back on the world
01:30:44	to start a small family business.
01:30:47	And bless his heart,
01:30:51	Hey, speaking of s'mores,
01:30:56	We're completely out of marshmallows.
01:30:58	Oh, all right. Let me handle that.
01:31:04	- Yes, sir?
01:31:06	Uh, Bugsy's out of marshmallows.
01:31:07	If you could just go get him some,
01:31:10	Right on it, sir.
01:31:12	Uh, not from you, Kendall, but, uh...
01:31:14	...Housekeeping?
01:31:17	Hey, Aspen.
01:31:18	Could you just make sure
01:31:21	before he checks out in the morning?
01:31:23	His marshmallows don't agree with him,
01:31:29	All right.
01:31:32	OK, bye, guys.
01:31:33	I think Bugsy
01:31:36	that our tale has reached its end.
01:31:38	But before I go, let me tell you
01:31:39	what our heroes and villains
01:31:42	My old friend, Barry Nottingham,
01:31:44	overcame his fear of germs
01:31:46	that he decided to leave
01:31:49	and enter the field of medicine.
01:31:52	He is currently the school nurse
01:31:56	Violet now runs the hotel empire,
01:31:58	along with her husband, Mickey,
01:32:01	the former room service waiter
01:32:03	who is now the ninth-richest
01:32:07	And Skeeter and Jill?
01:32:09	After the double wedding of the century,
01:32:12	they lived... well, happily ever after,
01:32:17	running Marty's Motel
01:32:19	and spending a lot of time
01:32:22	whose adventures have just begun.
01:32:25	Though, not everyone
01:32:29	But that is a whole other story.
01:32:32	The end.
01:32:35	Don't Stop Believin'
01:32:36	# Don't stop believing
01:32:40	# Hold on to that feeling
01:32:43	# Streetlight people
01:32:46	# Oh-oh-whoa
01:32:51	# Don't stop believing
01:32:55	# Hold on
01:32:58	# Streetlight people
01:33:02	# Oh-oh-whoa
01:33:25	# Just a small town girl
01:33:28	# Livin' in a lonely world
01:33:33	# She took the midnight train
01:33:35	# Goin' anywhere
01:33:41	# Just a city boy
01:33:45	# Born and raised in south Detroit
01:33:49	# He took the midnight train
01:33:51	# Goin' anywhere
01:34:13	# A singer in a smoky room
01:34:17	# A smell of wine and cheap perfume
01:34:21	# For a smile
01:34:24	# It goes on and on
01:34:28	# Strangers waiting
01:34:33	# Up and down the boulevard
01:34:36	# Their shadows
01:34:38	# Searching in the night
01:34:45	# Streetlight people
01:34:50	# Living just to find emotion
01:34:53	# Hiding
01:34:54	# Somewhere in the night
01:35:09	# Working hard to get my fill
01:35:13	# Everybody wants a thrill
01:35:17	# Paying anything
01:35:20	# Just one more time
01:35:25	# Some will win
01:35:27	# Some will lose
01:35:29	# Some were born to sing the blues
01:35:33	# Oh the movie never ends
01:35:36	# It goes on and on
01:35:40	# Strangers waiting
01:35:45	# Up and down the boulevard
01:35:48	# Their shadows
01:35:50	# Searching in the night
01:35:56	# Streetlight people
01:36:01	# Living just to find emotion
01:36:04	# Hiding
01:36:07	# Somewhere in the night
01:36:29	# Don't stop believing
01:36:33	# Hold on to that feeling
01:36:37	# Streetlight people
01:36:40	# Oh-oh-whoa
01:36:44	# Don't stop believing
01:36:49	# Hold on
01:36:52	# Streetlight people
01:36:56	# Oh-oh-whoa #

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