Beerfest

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00:00:57 You've got spunk, Wolfhouse.
00:01:01 I don't got room in my
00:01:04 I got a little spunk for you.
00:01:11 You couldn't hit your own ball bag
00:01:19 Chance.
00:01:22 Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
00:01:26 Doesn't everybody?
00:01:27 Yeah, the shit-stabbers like you.
00:01:30 Hold on there, girlfriend.
00:01:34 You're gonna chance...
00:01:37 ...you're gonna have to earn it.
00:01:41 Oh, no. No way.
00:01:44 Forget about it.
00:01:48 Hey. You said you wanted to chance,
00:01:54 All right, all right.
00:02:02 Son of a bitch!
00:02:03 Up yours, Johnny Cash.
00:02:04 Okay. Grab him, boys.
00:02:08 You weren't trying to play me for
00:02:11 Beginner's luck.
00:02:12 You don't come into my place of business
00:02:16 Now, what I should do is
00:02:19 - But I'll teach you something somebody...
00:02:22 What's going on down here?
00:02:24 Todd, welcome home!
00:02:26 I'm just having some fun with your
00:02:29 Might not be the best time.
00:02:31 Oh, of course.
00:02:38 Padre?
00:02:50 I'll come back for the rest.
00:03:09 Great Gam Gam. I'm so sorry.
00:03:13 My friends...
00:03:15 ...as we gather today to mourn
00:03:20 ...what can I say that
00:03:27 Hello, all.
00:03:30 If you are watching this,
00:03:35 Now I will never know what happens on
00:03:41 - He loved that show.
00:03:45 ...for what you have added to
00:03:50 Most of all, my mother.
00:03:53 Mother, I always knew
00:03:58 I loved you.
00:04:00 Prosit.
00:04:16 Todd, Jan,
00:04:21 ...take good care of the restaurant.
00:04:25 It is the last piece of your heritage.
00:04:28 And don't worry,
00:04:36 Popo!
00:04:37 - Hey. It's Popo.
00:04:41 ...by my father on his deathbed.
00:04:45 Prosit!
00:04:56 And finally, to me.
00:05:00 Looking good down there.
00:05:17 Say good night, Popo.
00:05:20 Good night, Popo.
00:05:29 For hundreds of years,
00:05:33 ...to spread the ashes of
00:05:36 I am too old.
00:05:39 ...and carry out this tradition
00:05:43 Sure, it would be an honor for us,
00:05:45 Well, you must leave immediately.
00:05:49 The tradition is to spread the ashes...
00:05:52 ...during the festival
00:05:54 There you will meet
00:05:57 He will take you to
00:06:00 The festival begins this week.
00:06:03 The festival of the what-what?
00:06:04 Oh, boys, you know this festival
00:06:09 We're in.
00:07:16 We really gotta find this Schniedelwichsen
00:07:20 He's supposed to meet us here.
00:07:22 So there's nothing we can do
00:07:44 Come on, guys.
00:07:57 Are you making fun of us, mate?
00:07:59 What? No.
00:08:01 We're singing the beloved
00:08:03 ...and you sing us
00:08:06 I reckon you're taking
00:08:10 We're just singing.
00:08:11 What do you think, mate?
00:08:12 I think we should fucking brain them.
00:08:16 Hey, we love Oktober...
00:08:35 Hot cheese soup!
00:08:37 Hot cheese so!
00:08:51 Come on.
00:08:53 Just kiss each other,ja?
00:09:17 Helmut, my God, are you okay?
00:09:23 Oh, strewth. They hit the little kid!
00:09:33 Let's get the bastards!
00:09:54 So this is Oktoberfest.
00:09:56 Wolfhouse?
00:09:59 Yeah.
00:10:03 I am Mr. Schniedelwichsen.
00:10:06 - Hi!
00:10:08 Gam Gam said you'd meet us here.
00:10:12 - Gotcha.
00:10:14 - He's got me!
00:10:18 Make fast! Make very fast!
00:10:21 Split! Split!
00:10:32 Where are we going,
00:10:34 Schniedelwichsen. Come.
00:10:37 Halt. See, we're here.
00:10:43 Johan?
00:10:44 The ashes.
00:10:46 We gotta go get our grandfather's ashes.
00:10:52 Come. Come now.
00:11:19 We in the right neighborhood?
00:11:27 Oh, hello, blondie.
00:11:30 You care for a dance?
00:11:32 Jan? Jan?
00:11:35 Leave my brother alone.
00:11:39 I miss you!
00:11:53 The password!
00:12:49 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
00:13:02 They're playing Quarters!
00:13:05 Hey, Beer Pong!
00:13:08 Upside-down Chugs!
00:13:12 Come! Come in here.
00:13:21 I'd bugger her
00:13:26 Hello. Pim Scutney.
00:13:30 Team England.
00:13:31 I am Jan Wolfhouse and
00:13:35 And what is this?
00:13:38 Beerfest, innit!
00:13:41 Is this part of Oktoberfest?
00:13:43 Oktoberfest is for tossers and
00:13:47 Beerfest is our lives.
00:13:49 The ultimate test of
00:13:53 - Where's the American team?
00:13:56 - That's worth a squirt, innit?
00:14:02 Excuse me, guys.
00:14:03 Please vomit in proper receptacles!
00:14:07 Wait a second.
00:14:10 They look just like Grandpa's.
00:14:12 That's why Schniedelwasher
00:14:15 We're supposed to put Grandpa's urn
00:14:18 We gotta go back and get it.
00:14:20 You go. I'm never leaving this place.
00:14:22 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
00:14:32 Hello, guvnor!
00:14:34 We got ourselves a tie.
00:14:36 You see them blokes in the knickers?
00:14:38 That's the German team, the champs.
00:14:40 Their family owns
00:14:43 They're regular diamond geezers,
00:14:46 Why does the last guy
00:14:49 That's no shoe!
00:14:51 That's Das Boot!
00:14:55 And she's a cruel old mistress, she is.
00:15:03 Drink up, Hansel!
00:15:07 Wow, they're fast!
00:15:14 Das Boot!
00:15:21 Das Boot! Das Boot!
00:15:42 Schniedelspanker!
00:15:57 Von Wolfhausen. Wolfhouse.
00:16:01 Your last name's von Wolfhausen?
00:16:04 Get the fuck out of here. So is ours!
00:16:09 We're cousins?
00:16:12 We must be related through
00:16:30 Why are you taking him?
00:16:32 We kind of need to stick close.
00:16:36 - He is of no concern to you.
00:16:41 You do not speak of Beerfest
00:16:46 You do not bring outsiders to Beerfest.
00:16:48 But our grandfather
00:16:51 Your grandfather
00:16:53 Your grandfather was a thieving
00:16:57 - What did you say?
00:16:59 ...our great-grandfather, the most
00:17:03 He perfected the von Wolfhausen
00:17:06 It was the greatest beer in all the world.
00:17:10 When Ludwig died, your grandfather stole
00:17:14 Hold on a second.
00:17:17 He had this little sausage house
00:17:20 He could und he did.
00:17:22 He stole our recipe und fled Germany
00:17:26 ...a common Bavarian...
00:17:30 What's the English word I'm looking for?
00:17:34 Whore.
00:17:35 Gam Gam a whore?
00:17:38 Obviously there's
00:17:40 Hooker. Prostitute. Slut for money.
00:17:42 - Now you're crossing the line.
00:17:46 Und now, instead of having Deutschland's
00:17:58 Ja, we are not your cousins.
00:18:00 You are the offspring of the bastard son
00:18:07 - Don't call Gam Gam a whore! She's not!
00:18:10 Ja, you big tough guy.
00:18:12 Do it now! Kill me.
00:18:16 Typical Americans. This is why
00:18:20 You get a few drinks in you
00:18:23 You should go back to your strip malls
00:18:27 Und then you can punch each other silly.
00:18:31 Okay. Okay.
00:18:33 Okay. Sounds like you guys
00:18:37 Ja, maybe a little.
00:18:40 - Oh, that's good. The champions. What?
00:18:43 Why don't you pick your best two?
00:18:48 Corn.
00:18:50 We are laughing.
00:18:53 - Our best two? You want our best two?
00:18:56 How about our worst two, right?
00:19:21 You take the big guy.
00:19:25 You ready, du kleiner Hosenscheißer?
00:19:29 Everyone at once.
00:19:33 - Let's do this.
00:19:45 Hey, boys, why don't you let us
00:19:51 I remember my first beer.
00:19:55 Prosit.
00:20:43 Allow me to introduce our grandfather:
00:20:46 Wolfgang von Wolfhausen.
00:20:49 Take a good look...
00:20:51 ...for this is a real von Wolfhausen.
00:20:54 Grandpapa.
00:21:01 Oh, shit.
00:21:04 So you are the progeny of Johan.
00:21:08 I am guessing that he is the one
00:21:14 Now...
00:21:16 ...where is our recipe?
00:21:19 What fucking recipe?
00:21:32 Friends...
00:21:34 ...this is all that remains
00:21:39 ...who ran away to America
00:21:54 I'm a sucker for family reunions.
00:22:00 Here are a couple of euros.
00:22:03 Go back and get a BJ
00:22:09 Now get out of here.
00:22:10 BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ!
00:22:42 They called Grandpa a thief
00:22:45 We gotta go back.
00:22:48 - Oh, come on, man, that's crazy.
00:22:52 We can do what?
00:22:54 Great Gam Gam.
00:22:55 Mein boys. Oh, willkommen.
00:23:02 Honey, what happened to your eye?
00:23:04 I accidentally walked into a wall.
00:23:07 I'll tell Tippy to get
00:23:10 We put that on Janny's eye.
00:23:12 So tell me,
00:23:17 Yeah. Very beautiful. I mean, gorgeous.
00:23:22 Was it a peaceful resting place?
00:23:25 Have you ever been
00:23:28 No, but I've been told it is wonderful.
00:23:31 - Quiet, lovely.
00:23:34 And how is Herr Schniedelwichsen?
00:23:36 - Oh, he's fine. Great guy.
00:23:38 He says hi.
00:23:42 Oh, you boys have done a great thing.
00:23:46 Now your grandpapa can rest in peace.
00:23:55 She couldn't be more not a whore.
00:23:57 We're gonna defend her honor.
00:23:58 We're gonna defend Grandpa's honor!
00:24:00 - We're gonna put together our own team!
00:24:03 We'll get the biggest drinkers, the best
00:24:06 Then we're gonna go back
00:24:09 That's my brother!
00:24:12 Beerfest it is.
00:24:14 They want a war?
00:24:15 We'll give them a war
00:24:24 So how'd you find him?
00:24:25 Some dude, used to work
00:24:28 Haven't seen him since
00:24:30 Oh, that's right.
00:24:32 I heard that when the brewery gave
00:24:36 I heard that too.
00:24:39 There he is.
00:24:42 You got nothing, baby.
00:24:47 You got nothing! You got nothing!
00:25:03 We're gonna win this thing.
00:25:08 Can I have your autograph?
00:25:10 Oh, no autographs, kids.
00:25:11 No, no, no. Thanks anyway.
00:25:13 Hey, guys. Good job out there, Naka.
00:25:19 Hey, Landfill! Hey, big guy!
00:25:22 Hey, look what the cat dragged in!
00:25:25 I haven't seen you guys since...
00:25:27 We were just saying that.
00:25:29 We almost made it.
00:25:35 What's going on?
00:25:38 We heard you got fired from the brewery.
00:25:42 Goddamn brewery!
00:25:47 They brew 10,000 bottles of beer a day.
00:25:49 I drink 45 off the assembly line,
00:25:52 Jim Tobleson said they called in
00:25:54 Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy.
00:25:57 I did my three years up at the county pen.
00:25:59 Made some friends, went Muslim.
00:26:03 I heard that someone died that day.
00:26:07 Yeah, somebody did die that day.
00:26:12 Me.
00:26:13 I had the greatest job in the world,
00:26:18 Not to mention all the beer
00:26:21 They took it away from me.
00:26:24 Yep, I'd trade all this in if I could get
00:26:29 What?
00:26:37 There he is.
00:26:38 Nathan Cornwell has discovered...
00:26:39 ...pneumono-ultra-microscopic-
00:26:43 Big round of applause, people.
00:26:46 You want that geek?
00:26:48 What's he gonna do, check my urine?
00:26:52 I met Finkelstein back in college.
00:26:54 He was a real brainiac, that nerd.
00:26:57 Studied everything about everything.
00:26:59 So shut the fuck up.
00:27:01 What are you doing?
00:27:03 Clean out the floxinator
00:27:06 People, listen up. Use your thumbs.
00:27:09 Locate the seminal vesicle here,
00:27:13 Then stroke it.
00:27:16 Cup the gonads.
00:27:19 Finky!
00:27:20 Jan? Todd?
00:27:23 - Hey, smart coat.
00:27:29 What are you doing?
00:27:31 We're extracting frog gamete
00:27:33 You're jerking him off.
00:27:36 - Who's the hippo?
00:27:38 The name's Landfill.
00:27:40 Listen, Fink.
00:27:42 There's a competition
00:27:47 - Come on. I'm really busy.
00:27:49 You don't understand. I'm a respected
00:27:54 Sorry.
00:27:55 - We can't do it without you, Fink.
00:27:58 I've got a house with a pool
00:28:02 Hey! Don't do that!
00:28:03 - I'm published in four journals.
00:28:06 Toad Load Weekly?
00:28:07 We need you, Fink.
00:28:10 That sounds a little dramatic.
00:28:13 That's the part we haven't told you.
00:28:21 Germans?
00:28:22 Yeah. Big, blond, asshole Germans.
00:28:32 You got 15 minutes to tell me more.
00:28:39 - Can you move over, please?
00:28:43 What am I supposed to do?
00:28:44 You have room. You're little.
00:28:46 - You wanna sit on this side?
00:28:51 Jan, who are we meeting out here?
00:28:55 - Jan, who are we meeting out here?
00:28:59 - What? No.
00:29:02 - I'm putting a team together.
00:29:04 - Who's Barry?
00:29:06 Who's Barry Badrinath?
00:29:08 Will you shut the hell up? Shut up.
00:29:11 Barry Badrinath was the
00:29:13 Best at Quarters, at Pong,
00:29:18 We should put him on our team.
00:29:20 Well, actually, Barry and Todd
00:29:22 - See, Barry doinked Todd's girlfriend.
00:29:25 - Zip it, Fink.
00:29:26 Just think about Gam Gam
00:29:29 - Is this guy really that good?
00:29:32 He's the best.
00:29:36 We should put him on our team, then.
00:29:43 - There he is.
00:29:46 Right there.
00:29:48 Oh, my God.
00:29:49 What happened to him?
00:29:51 All right. It's a regular
00:29:55 All right, here's how it works.
00:29:56 One dollar to look at it.
00:29:59 Three dollars to watch me touch it.
00:30:02 That's lots of nice-looking manhood.
00:30:04 Back the fuck up, Antonio!
00:30:05 My dick!
00:30:08 My apologies.
00:30:10 Five to touch it
00:30:12 Six dollars to touch it
00:30:16 Oh, hey, Jan. How are you?
00:30:23 Todd. And Fink.
00:30:26 - Hey, looking good, Finky.
00:30:29 I wish I could give you a deal here,
00:30:33 So it's $10 for a BJ,
00:30:38 What's a ZJ?
00:30:40 If you have to ask, big man,
00:30:43 I got $4.
00:30:45 Barry, we didn't come here for a BJ...
00:30:48 ...or a ZJ or any kind of a J.
00:30:52 Move along, then.
00:30:55 Barry, wait.
00:30:57 Jan, hold on.
00:30:59 Barry!
00:31:01 There's this big beer-games competition.
00:31:03 We're putting a team together.
00:31:05 - We want you.
00:31:08 No, no, no. You'd be training
00:31:12 - Thirty bucks?
00:31:14 No, just show us some of
00:31:21 Oh, please, Jan, let's get out of here.
00:31:23 - No. Wait.
00:31:25 Clearly, you've fallen on hard times.
00:31:27 This would be a chance
00:31:30 It's a chance to show you still got it.
00:31:35 You bet your ass I do.
00:31:37 Show them.
00:31:41 Watch and learn, baby diapers.
00:31:43 Just like college.
00:31:56 It's nothing to worry about.
00:32:00 I got it. I got it.
00:32:02 All right, here we go.
00:32:04 - A little sticky on the:
00:32:07 - This guy blows.
00:32:11 Glasses, maybe. I...
00:32:18 What are you looking at?
00:32:20 Barry, what happened to you?
00:32:24 Get out of here! Get out of here!
00:32:28 - Get out of here!
00:32:30 - Get out of here!
00:32:34 So, what about
00:32:37 He'd down a beer ball
00:32:39 He's no good.
00:32:42 He went black?
00:32:43 Don't be a moron.
00:32:45 Most he can fit are two Triscuits
00:32:48 Really?
00:32:51 Oh, boy.
00:32:53 Wolfhouses, I want on the team.
00:32:56 Forget about it. You're done.
00:32:59 Oh, yeah?
00:33:13 He's got a gun!
00:33:31 Unbelievable!
00:33:33 That's incredible.
00:33:35 I'm better when I'm drunk.
00:33:37 - I'll say.
00:33:40 Hey. Looks like we got ourselves a team!
00:33:43 - Get them in there.
00:33:49 Well, boys, if we're gonna train...
00:33:53 ...we're gonna need a training facility!
00:34:00 It's perfect!
00:34:03 It's amazing!
00:34:05 Look at the size of this
00:34:08 A direct-draw beer dispenser.
00:34:10 Half-barrel capacity,
00:34:13 These are really the coins?
00:34:15 Hey. I think I found us
00:34:21 Yeah, fuck it.
00:34:24 Don't. That belonged to our grandpa.
00:34:27 Sorry.
00:34:30 Listen up, fellas.
00:34:32 The next 11 months
00:34:34 As tough as anything you've ever done.
00:34:36 We're gonna drink beer.
00:34:41 If anybody here isn't up to it...
00:34:43 ...I'm gonna give you one last chance
00:34:49 - That's a good one, Todd.
00:34:53 Because in this silver slice of
00:34:57 Golden, delicious beer.
00:34:59 And no one leaves here until we finish
00:35:02 All right, let's have the keys.
00:35:06 - All you guys. You too, big boy.
00:35:10 All right, Fink, hit me.
00:35:13 Sorry. I'm a mathlete, not an athlete.
00:35:15 Hey, Barry, how about
00:35:20 Good one. But I'll leave
00:35:27 All right, guys, let's focus, huh?
00:35:31 All right!
00:35:34 Guys, those Germans
00:35:37 Better than anything I've ever seen.
00:35:39 Now, Fink, they've got
00:35:42 There's a secret way to drink it.
00:35:45 - You'll have to figure that out for us.
00:35:48 One more thing,
00:35:51 This is a super-secret competition.
00:35:55 Or else what?
00:35:57 The guy that brought us there,
00:36:03 But let's not worry about that now.
00:36:08 - Let's drink some beer!
00:36:10 - All right!
00:36:20 Ice cold.
00:36:21 - Anyone else's cold?
00:36:23 Drinking and dancing at the same time.
00:36:26 Thought there might be a bug in there.
00:36:29 My teeth hurt, it's so cold.
00:36:32 - How many beers in this thing?
00:36:35 A hundred and twenty-five?
00:36:36 Might have a cavity here.
00:36:40 - You're dead, bitch.
00:36:43 Remember we made Fudgsicles out
00:36:49 Eight points.
00:36:53 These big ones have
00:36:56 Nobody said it was gonna be easy.
00:36:59 That shiner's sure starting to fade, huh?
00:37:01 Yeah, I kind of wish it wouldn't.
00:37:03 It's great motivation.
00:37:05 I wouldn't mind having it
00:37:08 Okay.
00:37:18 You are a good friend.
00:37:20 All right, here we go.
00:37:26 Oh, yeah.
00:37:28 I know you love it, Muscle Lips.
00:37:30 Lap it up, you hungry son of a bitch.
00:37:33 Sorry.
00:37:34 Get a handle on your Frisbee, college boy.
00:37:37 Don't go there. You do not sully a yarmulke,
00:37:40 I don't know why you're here.
00:37:43 I'll show you how to drink
00:37:45 Fucking man cow.
00:37:51 Hey, I think somebody's trying
00:37:53 Look out, Germans!
00:37:55 You got chutzpah, Fuckelstein.
00:38:01 - That's great.
00:38:03 About the old girlfriend thing.
00:38:08 - I don't know.
00:38:11 Wasn't even that good-looking.
00:38:15 I mean, she just laid there, taking it
00:38:21 I happen to have married
00:38:24 Todd, no!
00:38:26 Hey! Get off him!
00:38:31 Someone's chewing my leg!
00:38:48 I hate you, Badrinath!
00:39:01 Oh, my God. Phil. Phil, honey.
00:39:06 Oh, my God.
00:39:09 Hello? Yes.
00:39:10 We need an ambulance immediately
00:39:16 Come on, Phil.
00:39:24 Oh, my God, what is that?
00:39:26 Ham.
00:39:29 Phil?
00:39:51 Not again.
00:40:20 How'd we do?
00:40:24 Not good.
00:40:28 If we're gonna drink like the Germans,
00:40:33 You don't have to yell.
00:40:36 Don't say anything to Great Gam Gam
00:40:39 Don't talk about her being a whore.
00:40:41 - She's a whore?
00:40:43 - So what if she was a whore?
00:40:46 I'm just saying, some of
00:40:48 Yeah, we know.
00:40:51 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Wolfhouse.
00:40:55 - Can I help you?
00:40:57 My name's Cherry.
00:40:59 - Is everything okay?
00:41:02 Great Gam Gam.
00:41:03 Cherry is here to help me
00:41:09 Mein darling great-grandboys...
00:41:12 ...und their delicious-looking friends.
00:41:15 Come in.
00:41:21 And summer sausage.
00:41:24 Just came out of the refrigerator.
00:41:26 Here, try this. Oh, no, wait.
00:41:42 No, that's fine. We're okay.
00:41:43 When we were at Oktoberfest, we noticed
00:41:48 - Oh, yeah, that is true. That is a true thing.
00:41:51 Well, from the time
00:41:54 ...Germans are raised
00:41:57 - How?
00:41:59 ...they train high up in the Alps.
00:42:02 Interesting. High-altitude training.
00:42:06 They are also taught to relax
00:42:10 Germans can pretty much
00:42:13 I myself can probably fit in at least...
00:42:18 - Here, let me show you.
00:42:22 What else do the Germans do?
00:42:23 They also practice by drinking
00:42:28 - The what?
00:42:30 - Because of the pH balance?
00:42:32 Because if you can drink ram's piss,
00:42:38 - She said "fuck."
00:42:41 No, I was saying it was a tradition
00:42:45 Damn, that's nasty. The old country
00:42:48 Now, come on, baby,
00:42:50 - Come on.
00:42:52 See you boys later.
00:42:55 I always sleep better
00:43:06 Look, if you ask me...
00:43:07 ...I'd have to say the whole whore thing
00:43:11 Bavarians have been warming
00:43:15 Would you say
00:43:17 Shut up, Landfill.
00:43:18 All right, but more importantly,
00:43:37 I'm gonna fucking puke.
00:43:40 That's the most
00:43:43 I doubt that, playboy.
00:43:47 Oh, God, is there anything better?
00:43:49 Not right now.
00:43:53 You know, fellas,
00:43:56 ...drinking ram piss isn't the way to go.
00:43:59 Maybe we should get out there and
00:44:02 - Smart idea, college boy.
00:44:05 Yeah, challenge somebody.
00:44:07 Let's get bombed!
00:44:09 Yeah!
00:44:34 Hey. Who ordered
00:44:54 We're the party brigade.
00:44:56 We're here to play
00:45:05 Drink. You're rowing on the wrong side.
00:45:07 You've gotta drink.
00:45:08 I've got one.
00:45:10 I never made out with Tommy Mullarky.
00:45:17 My turn. I never fooled around
00:45:31 This one's called the Strikeout.
00:45:33 What you're gonna do is take a hit...
00:45:35 ...chug your beer, do a shot,
00:45:39 Here goes nothing.
00:45:44 Careful, dude. It's gonna fuck you up.
00:46:05 That's not bad at all.
00:46:09 "Strikeout," right?
00:46:12 That's nothing.
00:46:15 Don't...
00:46:17 ...really, however, see what...
00:46:20 ...all the...
00:46:22 ...fuss is about.
00:46:24 - Oh, yeah. Way to go Dr. Finklestein.
00:46:28 - Yeah. It's me, Jerry, your paperboy.
00:46:32 While I have you here, you forgot
00:47:10 Wake up, Finky. Wake up.
00:47:14 Cops, cops, cops!
00:47:29 Dude, aren't you like 40?
00:47:35 I'm 33.
00:47:44 Hey, what the hell?
00:47:46 Help!
00:47:50 What a great morning.
00:48:10 Night, ladies.
00:48:11 - Night, Todd.
00:48:13 Say hi to the missus.
00:48:15 All right, guys, come on.
00:48:16 - One, two, three.
00:48:20 My glasses!
00:48:24 Two, three, go.
00:48:31 Maybe we'll move to mugs tomorrow.
00:48:32 He's so strict.
00:48:34 Hey, Finky...
00:48:35 ...how you doing with The Boot?
00:48:38 I have figured out the problem,
00:48:41 Check this out.
00:48:42 Hey, fellas, gather up.
00:48:50 Here's the thing.
00:48:51 When you drink, the shape of the boot
00:48:56 The bubble.
00:48:57 This air bubble
00:48:59 ...and explodes towards your face
00:49:02 In your face, it explodes.
00:49:04 - It's impossible to handle.
00:49:07 It's unavoidable.
00:49:10 I find the whole thing frustrating
00:49:13 It's frustrating.
00:49:15 It's frustrating.
00:49:16 It's frustrating.
00:49:18 It's frustrating. It's frustrat...
00:49:21 Can you get the puppet off of me?!
00:49:23 - Hey, it's Popo.
00:49:26 You knocked his head off.
00:49:27 Wait, wait. There's something in there.
00:49:30 Hey, what is that?
00:49:33 - Looks like it's German.
00:49:36 - Yeah, so?
00:49:38 I used to work
00:49:46 Yeah, it's a beer recipe.
00:49:47 - Really?
00:49:50 Must be the old German beer recipe.
00:49:52 Those Germans said our grandfather
00:49:55 - If he had it, why didn't he brew it?
00:49:58 - Maybe he didn't know it was in here.
00:50:01 If this is the recipe, this used to be
00:50:08 Okay, we want three cups.
00:50:10 That's right. Good.
00:50:11 Pour it on in, pour it on in.
00:50:13 Okay, good. Let's have a little...
00:50:35 - How is it, Jan?
00:50:37 It's...
00:50:39 It's beautiful.
00:50:48 - It's magical.
00:50:50 I wish I could brush my teeth with it.
00:50:52 - I wanna put my dick in it.
00:50:54 I wish it were winter, we could
00:50:57 Then melt it in the springtime
00:51:01 Hey, what's the matter, Jan?
00:51:07 This means Gam Gam
00:51:22 It is good, it is good.
00:51:27 I can't serve it fast enough.
00:51:29 - Hey, buddy.
00:51:32 Hey, Wolfie. Give me a Schnitz.
00:51:36 - Nice bottle.
00:51:41 Look at this guy! He's getting better.
00:51:45 Dude, you want a Schnitz?
00:51:48 Do you want a tip with that?
00:51:51 Yeah.
00:51:53 Good one.
00:51:54 - Give me six Schnitzes.
00:52:03 Drink, drink, drink!
00:52:17 Good, good, good.
00:52:22 Special delivery!
00:52:24 I have this special delivery
00:52:26 Can't you see we are training?
00:52:28 I am so sorry, but this package
00:52:32 ...and look, it is marked:
00:52:56 What is it, Grandpapa?
00:53:02 They have the recipe.
00:53:05 - Who else knows of this package?
00:53:08 Only me. It's just me.
00:53:09 - Dispose of him.
00:53:11 No, no, no! What about
00:53:14 We're not going to shoot you.
00:53:16 Boys, prepare your things.
00:53:19 We are going to America.
00:53:22 To get our recipe!
00:53:27 Hasta la vista, messenger boy.
00:53:33 Up your nose mit the rubber hose!
00:53:40 I don't really have a move
00:53:44 Are you out?
00:53:46 Finish your beer, asshole.
00:53:49 Asshole!
00:53:50 Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
00:53:55 Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole.
00:53:58 Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
00:54:04 - Good job, asshole.
00:54:06 - Where you going?
00:54:08 Watch out. He's coming your way.
00:00:04 Hey, Jan.
00:00:07 - You all right?
00:00:10 Like the love.
00:00:20 Yeah.
00:00:31 Looking good, Barry.
00:00:34 Looking good,
00:00:53 We gotta get you out of those
00:00:57 - What?
00:01:00 - Get away from me.
00:01:33 Two shots, please.
00:01:35 How about a little Sex on the Beach?
00:01:38 I think my place is closer.
00:01:42 - You wanna get out of here?
00:01:45 Oh, yeah. Something like that.
00:01:50 I'm gonna go grab a taxi, baby.
00:01:52 Okay.
00:01:56 - Yeah?
00:01:59 You kidding me? She's hot as hell.
00:02:01 I'm looking for
00:02:03 You sure you wanna do this?
00:02:05 I'm drunk. You're drunk.
00:02:14 Hi, Daddy.
00:02:16 Hey, Mama.
00:02:22 Damn, that's nasty.
00:02:29 Come here.
00:02:32 I'm gonna butter your bread, baby.
00:02:34 Nice and toasty, please.
00:03:09 - You wanna get out of here?
00:03:14 Something like that.
00:03:20 I think I dropped my monkey.
00:03:27 How many licks does it take
00:03:32 I'm gonna rock your world.
00:03:35 I am going to break your dick off.
00:03:38 Suck them.
00:03:40 Lick them clean, Daddy.
00:03:42 Suck them. Suck them.
00:03:44 Lick them clean. Yes!
00:03:46 Suck them! Suck them!
00:03:48 Now, don't peek.
00:03:52 Quit squirming!
00:03:59 Oh, Daddy.
00:04:01 Oh, you dirty motherfucker, right there.
00:04:16 Come on.
00:04:17 I knew it the whole time.
00:04:37 I'm better than you!
00:04:54 Somebody had the pig snouts over here?
00:04:56 Who ordered the pig snouts?
00:05:18 Gentlemen...
00:05:20 ...it appears it is time to initiate
00:05:29 Is that the title we all agreed on?
00:05:31 I kind of like Operation Stein Grab.
00:05:34 Or what about Brauheist 2006?
00:05:36 - Oh, that's a good one.
00:05:39 - Ja, it's fun.
00:05:41 - What if it takes longer than a year?
00:05:46 That's true. I have big plans for 2007.
00:05:48 Ja, we should take a vote, because
00:05:53 This is not a democracy.
00:05:55 We always waste so much time
00:05:58 I'm sick of it.
00:05:59 I came up with Operation Recipe Retrieve,
00:06:03 - Okay, fine.
00:06:07 I'm sorry.
00:06:09 It's just that I start to feel
00:06:13 I had a bad experience once.
00:06:16 Thank you.
00:06:18 Now, let's go get what belongs to us.
00:06:22 Battle stations.
00:06:29 Landfill! Landfill! Landfill!
00:06:32 Watch out. Okay, here comes
00:06:37 Damn it! It's the bubble!
00:06:39 I know. No, it's a bitch.
00:06:41 You're getting better. Next time.
00:06:43 - Hey, guys.
00:06:44 - Can I try that?
00:06:46 - Hey, fill her up, okay?
00:06:50 - Nothing.
00:06:52 You said you were practicing.
00:06:57 Hey, honey, let's go take a look
00:07:01 No, I don't wanna look
00:07:04 - They're really shiny. Come on.
00:07:08 Well, hello, Dirty Harrys!
00:07:11 Holy cameltoe.
00:07:13 Ja, the last time we saw you...
00:07:15 ...you were wearing
00:07:19 You have one minute
00:07:21 We have come for our recipe.
00:07:23 That's our recipe.
00:07:25 We figured you would say that.
00:07:28 Despite your thievery, we are prepared
00:07:33 ...in cash.
00:07:34 Big deal.
00:07:37 Come on, those are euros.
00:07:39 What's that, like pesos?
00:07:42 That is legal European tender.
00:07:44 We should have brought deutsche marks!
00:07:46 - But they are so hard to find!
00:07:48 No, there's five ATMs.
00:07:51 No, there's a Quickie Mart
00:07:58 Enough!
00:08:03 Here is 500,000 American dollars.
00:08:07 It's not for sale.
00:08:10 Well, why don't we make it interesting?
00:08:14 You seem like sporting fellows, no?
00:08:24 I am so sorry. I'm really sorry.
00:08:27 How about a match?
00:08:30 You win, you keep the recipe
00:08:34 We win...
00:08:36 ...the recipe is ours.
00:08:39 All right, Barry. It's showtime.
00:08:42 Yeah, there's something
00:08:46 I don't play Pong anymore.
00:08:48 What are you talking about, man?
00:08:55 - Come on. Let's go kick their ass.
00:08:58 Jesus, calm down.
00:09:00 Pull it together.
00:09:03 Your wife didn't think I was crazy when
00:09:07 - The double-team.
00:09:08 Yeah, that's right.
00:09:12 - With the Silo?
00:09:14 Let me tell you something:
00:09:16 - He wasn't storing corn in that thing.
00:09:20 Fuck it! I quit.
00:09:23 What? Barry!
00:09:28 The fuck is that?
00:09:30 Are we playing or not?
00:09:31 Time to scheiße or get off the crapper.
00:09:34 Get bent, umlaut. We're gonna sell
00:09:37 You are making a big mistake, cowboy.
00:09:41 Don't think you have seen the last of us.
00:09:51 Oh, I forgot the money.
00:09:56 You should get a pinball machine
00:09:59 That machine works just fine.
00:10:00 Does it?
00:10:16 Folks, I'm sorry. Finish your meals.
00:10:18 Enjoy. Let's... Come on,
00:10:26 - Fuck.
00:10:32 - You know we should have played them.
00:10:37 - What do you wanna do about Barry?
00:10:40 We can get someone else.
00:10:43 What's that?
00:10:45 Local family restaurant...
00:10:47 - That's us.
00:10:50 Exposé Colorado has this exclusive
00:10:55 ...who will tell a story that will curdle
00:10:58 What the fuck?
00:11:00 We were undocumented aliens smuggled off
00:11:05 You gotta be kidding me.
00:11:07 It's very common for German restaurants
00:11:10 It's true, Sandy.
00:11:12 Tell us about the work conditions.
00:11:14 The biggest surprise,
00:11:17 ...was the unsanitary conditions.
00:11:18 Yeah. Last month my finger was cut off
00:11:21 When my finger fell into the cake batter,
00:11:25 - They just kept making the cupcakes.
00:11:27 And the rats... Just yesterday I opened up
00:11:32 ...and guess what I found?
00:11:36 - It's true, Sandy.
00:11:38 - Oh, my God.
00:11:40 Now we really gotta kick
00:11:42 Absolutely.
00:11:44 Schnitzengiggle Tavern.
00:11:46 No, no. It was totally false.
00:11:51 Yeah, I understand.
00:11:54 Canceled reservation.
00:11:57 Schnitzengiggle.
00:12:00 No, no, no. No rats. No rats at all.
00:12:02 We've been rat-free since 1976.
00:12:06 I promise...
00:12:09 All right, no problem.
00:12:10 - Another one?
00:12:13 Schnitzengiggle.
00:12:15 No, I'm very happy
00:12:19 Yes. This is a really bad time. Thanks.
00:12:22 God. Solicitors.
00:12:25 Take this one.
00:12:28 Schnitzengiggle Tavern.
00:12:31 - It's the health board.
00:12:34 - Give me this.
00:12:42 Guys...
00:12:43 ...I'm really sorry...
00:12:45 ...but I gotta quit the team.
00:12:48 I got fired from the lab
00:12:51 So a couple of frogs didn't get
00:12:54 No, you don't understand.
00:12:56 I don't know how it happened,
00:12:58 ...I cloned a batch of monkey-frogs.
00:13:01 Don't they hand out
00:13:04 Let me see that.
00:13:05 Let me see you little...
00:13:08 - Oh, my God.
00:13:10 What have you done?
00:13:16 Landfill?
00:13:24 What's wrong?
00:13:26 Krista said she couldn't handle
00:13:30 She took the kids and left.
00:13:32 Oh, my God.
00:13:33 You've got kids?
00:13:38 It's okay. It's okay. I'm okay.
00:13:41 I just need some time.
00:13:44 - Maybe a beer.
00:13:48 Thank you.
00:13:54 Did you know he had kids?
00:14:27 Schwarzemaiden to Iron Eagle.
00:14:31 Iron Eagle, are you there?
00:14:32 Mission accomplished.
00:14:35 Mission accomplished. I got it.
00:14:38 I got it.
00:14:44 Cherry?
00:14:47 Hey. Okay, now.
00:14:49 - Don't be rash, Phillip.
00:14:52 I was in the employ of the von Wolfhausen
00:14:57 And now that I have
00:14:59 Well, you're gonna have to
00:15:13 What?
00:15:48 Yeah, girlfriend!
00:15:53 Come on!
00:15:59 Yeah!
00:16:15 Feel that pulling you down?
00:16:20 It's like quicksand.
00:16:22 Say goodbye.
00:16:59 Love you.
00:17:02 Hey, Landfill, where are you, buddy?
00:17:05 Why don't we have a beer
00:17:07 Lan...
00:17:15 No!
00:17:37 That's it. We're packing it in.
00:17:41 What, the team?
00:17:43 The team, the beer, the restaurant.
00:17:45 - What? No, you're crazy...
00:17:50 Our friend is dead.
00:17:53 It's over.
00:18:38 Landfill could eat a ton.
00:18:43 But he could also love a ton.
00:18:49 He had this habit
00:18:54 I called him "The Tiger Shark."
00:18:56 I used to joke
00:19:00 ...you would find a license plate
00:19:07 One time, he farted an entire plum.
00:19:16 I was plumb surprised.
00:19:20 I always told him
00:19:24 ...but he never listened to me.
00:19:28 But that was Landfill.
00:19:30 He was a fat asshole.
00:19:35 But...
00:19:39 ...he was my fat asshole.
00:20:17 - Hello.
00:20:21 - God, you're looking good.
00:20:23 Wow, what have you been up to?
00:20:27 Me, I...
00:20:29 - Working on bridges. Under bridges.
00:20:34 Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:37 - Still in contact with the Silo?
00:20:46 I'll talk to you later. Bye.
00:20:50 Sorry. Hi.
00:20:52 Good to see you.
00:20:54 - Krista, I'm so sorry.
00:20:57 I appreciate it. Thank you.
00:20:59 - Krista, I can't begin to tell you how sorry...
00:21:10 Oh, my God.
00:21:13 Oh, my God!
00:21:42 Great Gam Gam.
00:21:44 I too came to pay my respects
00:21:48 But unlike you, I am not weeping.
00:21:53 We're not weeping. We're mourning.
00:21:56 - When were you going to tell me?
00:21:59 That you are not competing in Beerfest.
00:22:03 - How did you know about that?
00:22:09 - We should see if they got crab cakes left.
00:22:12 Stay put, you.
00:22:14 I want you all to hear the true story...
00:22:17 ...of the Baron Ludwig von Wolfhausen,
00:22:21 ...with a beautiful young Bavarian whore.
00:22:27 So you really were a whore?
00:22:29 What do you think this is?
00:22:31 You said you got kicked
00:22:33 This is the mark of the whore.
00:22:39 It was a simple time, a beautiful time.
00:22:43 You see, the Baron Ludwig
00:22:53 But we had to keep our love secret...
00:22:57 ...because he was married
00:23:01 We also had to keep
00:23:04 ...because he was
00:23:07 Wait, Grandpa was the first-born?
00:23:10 Yes.
00:23:12 But the baroness found out about it,
00:23:15 ...and had us tarred and feathered
00:23:20 You two are the rightful heirs
00:23:24 You should have the balls
00:23:27 Wow, you even talk like a whore.
00:23:29 We are all whores in some way,
00:23:35 She's right.
00:23:36 You boys are a team, und a good one.
00:23:40 If you can't do it for your grandfather
00:23:45 ...do it for yourselves.
00:23:48 - I'm in.
00:23:50 - Hell, yeah! I'm in.
00:23:52 - Yeah!
00:23:56 I can't play Pong.
00:24:01 It happened a couple years after college.
00:24:04 I was in Thailand,
00:24:10 I was in a real high-stakes game
00:24:14 Turned out the guys I was playing
00:24:18 After I beat them...
00:24:21 ...they beat me.
00:24:24 Worked me over pretty good.
00:24:28 And this is hard to say...
00:24:33 ...but they held me down...
00:24:37 ...and they shoved
00:24:44 It's never been the same.
00:24:47 I'm damaged goods.
00:24:49 Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry.
00:24:51 I don't know what I would do if somebody
00:24:56 Wasn't the handle.
00:25:01 I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
00:25:05 Mr. Badrinath...
00:25:08 ...we are not so different, you and I.
00:25:13 I've had all kinds of things
00:25:17 I got over it.
00:25:20 You will too.
00:25:27 You will too.
00:25:39 - So much to digest in there.
00:25:42 Calgon, take me away.
00:25:45 You guys are my family.
00:25:48 Without you, I got nothing.
00:25:53 Let's do this for Landfill...
00:25:56 ...and for Johan...
00:25:57 ...and for Great Gam Gam.
00:26:07 One question.
00:26:09 Who we gonna get to replace Landfill?
00:26:12 Now, this is the party
00:26:17 Landfill? You're alive?
00:26:21 No, I'm not Landfill.
00:26:25 I'm Landfill's twin brother, Gil.
00:26:28 - Gil?
00:26:30 I taught Landfill
00:26:33 I wanna fulfill his legacy
00:26:38 - You must be Fink.
00:26:41 Landfill told me everything about you.
00:26:43 I feel like I know all you guys.
00:26:45 So we won't have that awkward
00:26:48 - Perfect.
00:26:50 - Name it.
00:26:54 ...I was hoping maybe you guys
00:26:58 - Yeah, sure, sure.
00:27:00 It'd be like we never lost Landfill.
00:27:03 Landfill...
00:27:05 ...it would be an honor
00:27:13 Cheers.
00:27:17 Oh, my God, he's faster than Landfill.
00:27:35 Oh, my God, what is that, bratwurst?
00:27:37 - He even smells like Landfill.
00:27:41 Wait!
00:27:43 - I wanna bask in it.
00:27:48 Welcome back, Landfill.
00:27:53 Hey, let's go get sour on some Krauts.
00:27:55 Yeah!
00:27:57 - Yeah!
00:28:00 Yeah!
00:28:48 Landfill Two,
00:28:52 Well, thank you, little lady.
00:28:55 Yeah!
00:29:24 Are we lost?
00:29:27 The thing about it is, you know,
00:29:30 - What?
00:29:32 We been training for an entire year,
00:29:36 ...and you don't know where this is?
00:29:39 - Can it, college boy!
00:29:42 - Hey, guys. Please, give it a rest.
00:29:46 It might work. I did this study in college:
00:29:48 Finkelstein's Theory on Effects of Alcohol
00:29:52 - English.
00:29:54 I made people drink massive quantities, then
00:29:58 Now, in the morning,
00:30:01 But when I got them drunk again,
00:30:04 - Bullshit.
00:30:06 Cowboy on one side,
00:30:10 - I got it published.
00:30:11 Maxim magazine, under the title
00:30:16 - All right, let's do this.
00:30:19 - He was.
00:30:21 All right, okay, I was.
00:30:32 Anything?
00:30:33 Sorry. But I have been training
00:30:39 Drink.
00:30:49 - Sober as a bird.
00:30:54 Here. Try this.
00:31:28 The password!
00:31:40 - That was great.
00:31:44 Oh, come on.
00:31:45 - That's cheap.
00:31:50 I got an idea.
00:31:55 The pa!
00:32:40 Silence.
00:32:45 The old Trojan keg.
00:32:48 Very clever for Americans.
00:32:50 - Now get them out of here.
00:32:55 We're here to honor our grandfather,
00:32:58 The stableboy thief?
00:33:00 No. Your half-brother.
00:33:02 Your older half-brother and rightful heir
00:33:07 Oh, please.
00:33:08 Johan wasn't even Ludwig's
00:33:11 No?
00:33:16 Look at the portrait.
00:33:18 Not a true offspring?
00:33:21 I'd say it looks pretty close to me, eh?
00:33:23 You know the von Wolfhausen brewery
00:33:25 Even if your silly fairy tale was true,
00:33:31 Get the fuck out of here.
00:33:33 - Guards.
00:33:35 We came here to drink some beer.
00:33:37 Are you gonna let us do that, or are you
00:33:42 Let them drink!
00:33:43 Yeah! Let them compete!
00:33:46 Let them drink!
00:33:48 Let them drink!
00:33:49 Let them drink!
00:33:51 Let them drink!
00:33:52 Grandpapa, we've crushed them once.
00:33:54 Let us do it again, huh?
00:33:56 Let us humiliate them.
00:33:58 Please, Opy, we can do this.
00:34:00 - We can do it.
00:34:02 Okay.
00:34:04 Why not? For shits and giggle.
00:34:05 Let them drink!
00:34:56 Beer drinkers...
00:34:58 ...welcome to Beerfest.
00:35:01 - Yeah!
00:35:04 You are the privileged few.
00:35:07 We got the Brits in Round One.
00:35:10 We already kicked their asses in WWII.
00:35:13 Cheerio, let's do it again.
00:35:15 Drink well. Drink with honor.
00:35:18 Let the games begin.
00:35:23 Beerfest! Beerfest! Beerfest!
00:35:28 First round is best of five.
00:35:31 U.S.A. versus England.
00:35:36 You're all fur coat
00:35:39 - I'm sorry. One more time?
00:35:41 We're gonna put the skitters
00:35:46 - Do you know what he's saying?
00:35:51 Come on, big boy.
00:35:54 That's all you, Landfill. All you.
00:35:58 Come on!
00:36:02 Come on, motherfucker! It's time!
00:36:06 Come on, baby. It's all you, buddy.
00:37:34 How about this? How about that?
00:37:39 Now, how do I say this? The Mexican.
00:38:36 Championship round,
00:38:51 All right. This is what we came for,
00:38:54 Yeah, the Germans!
00:38:59 Oh, that's good.
00:39:00 Oh, my God.
00:39:03 Oh, my God.
00:39:05 Oh, my God!
00:39:06 What's up, Finky?
00:39:08 I got it. Beating the boot.
00:39:11 It's all about fluid dynamics
00:39:16 I missed that first part
00:39:19 Pay attention. I'm only doing this once,
00:39:24 Do me a favor, top me off.
00:39:26 Thank you. Okay.
00:39:30 Now, look. The bubble is essentially
00:39:33 ...that grows and grows
00:39:35 ...then it pops and explodes
00:39:38 So, what you wanna do
00:39:41 ...by spinning the boot
00:39:43 When the bubble hits the corner,
00:39:46 ...and shoot beer down your throats.
00:39:47 So, what you're saying is,
00:39:50 ...just turn the boot.
00:39:52 If we find ourselves in a
00:39:56 Way to go, Finky.
00:39:58 All right.
00:40:02 Yeah!
00:40:05 I'm still peeing! I'm still going!
00:40:12 We're gonna wipe our schwanz on you.
00:40:15 Bring it on, meine bitch.
00:40:18 Championship round is best of seven.
00:40:21 Und jetzt...
00:40:23 ...for the ultimate battle!
00:40:32 First up, long-distance krügerbounce.
00:40:36 Distance, 10 meters.
00:40:41 What do you say, Barr?
00:40:42 Watch and learn.
00:40:50 Shaking your butt.
00:40:53 Move the bucket 20 meters.
00:40:58 Twenty meters!
00:40:59 Twenty meters.
00:41:02 Oh, yeah?
00:41:03 Thirty meters.
00:41:06 Thirty meters.
00:41:07 Okay. Let's see it.
00:41:17 Yeah!
00:41:31 Germany, the winner!
00:41:35 It's okay. It's okay.
00:41:51 Yes!
00:41:56 U.S.A. sucks!
00:41:58 Germany, three.
00:42:00 U.S.A., zero.
00:42:03 If Germany wins, they are the champions!
00:42:13 Hold. Hold on. Wait a minute.
00:42:16 Herr Referee...
00:42:18 ...there is an American player
00:42:21 And the rule says every competitor
00:42:24 ...disqualification.
00:42:26 Hold on there, Hansel.
00:42:27 That is the rule.
00:42:29 Your fifth teammate must compete now.
00:42:31 Are you talking about me?
00:42:40 Jan, if we let him play, we're gonna
00:42:44 You heard the guy.
00:42:46 I'll play with him.
00:42:51 Barry, are you sure?
00:42:53 Sure as schnitzel.
00:43:01 Hey, Barr-zo, I'm proud of you.
00:43:04 Hey, thanks.
00:43:06 Hey, Comrades, how about loser
00:43:11 I like that.
00:43:14 Volley for serve.
00:43:17 You know you have to hit the ball.
00:43:23 What do you think about that, fuckhead?
00:43:25 Yeah, Barry, you got him. He's yours.
00:43:33 What do you think about that, headfuck?
00:44:07 Match point!
00:44:09 Come on, we gotta win this one.
00:44:11 You got nothing. Bring it.
00:44:16 Jiminy.
00:44:20 Come on, Barry.
00:44:47 Wow, what a shot!
00:44:48 Hey, Todd,
00:44:52 Hey, Barry,
00:45:00 What's the name of the game?
00:45:02 Thumper!
00:45:03 And why do we play it?
00:45:05 To get fucked up!
00:45:16 No! No!
00:45:19 No, I didn't! No, I did this!
00:45:22 Bullshit! I did the...
00:45:24 Look at the scoreboard! Scoreboard!
00:45:39 I'm burying you.
00:45:41 You're not even close, girlie.
00:45:42 Halt!
00:45:46 You're worried now.
00:45:54 Take that. Moment of truth.
00:45:57 Germany, 224.
00:46:01 That's good, that's good.
00:46:03 U.S. A...
00:46:06 ...228.
00:46:17 All tied up. Sudden death.
00:46:20 You know what that means.
00:46:23 Das Boot!
00:46:30 Das Boot! Das Boot!
00:46:31 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
00:46:34 Hey, guys, this is that moment.
00:46:37 The moment that only exists in sports.
00:46:39 The moment where the good guys
00:46:42 The moment that,
00:46:44 ...this would be shown
00:46:46 ...to get the home-team fans
00:46:50 Us versus them!
00:46:51 We're the bad guys
00:46:53 And I'll be damned
00:46:57 Yeah, we're actually the good guys
00:47:02 Right. Let me start that again,
00:47:05 Hey, guys, this is that moment...
00:47:06 Fellas. Fellas.
00:47:07 I just wanna say
00:47:11 All right? And no matter what happens,
00:47:13 ...drinking beer with you guys
00:47:17 Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:18 Hey, let's do this
00:47:22 And for Landfill.
00:47:24 And Gam Gam?
00:47:25 And America. On three. One, two, three:
00:47:28 Grandpa Wolfhouse, Landfill
00:47:32 Go, go, go!
00:47:36 Line Chug. Germany versus U.S.A.
00:47:40 Winner is champion...
00:47:43 ...of Beerfest!
00:47:47 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
00:47:50 Yeah, you can suck your own dick.
00:47:54 We're gonna take you all the way...
00:47:58 - Cherry?
00:48:01 We sent her to keep an eye on you.
00:48:08 Oh, hit that, Grandpapa.
00:48:10 Take what's yours, Grandpapa.
00:48:12 Damn, that's nasty.
00:48:14 Always bet on black. Yeah.
00:48:17 Yeah, always bet on black.
00:48:19 Game on. Not a drop can be spilled.
00:48:26 Shake it off.
00:49:12 Hey, fatass, when I dropped
00:49:15 ...he squealed like a stuffed pig.
00:49:23 Germany!
00:49:26 Did you hear what she said?
00:49:32 Get out of here. Get out!
00:49:35 No, no. Hey, ump. Do something, ump.
00:49:37 Losers.
00:49:41 See you later, stableboy.
00:49:43 Say hello to the family whore.
00:49:45 U.S.A. sucks! U.S.A. sucks!
00:49:55 Double or nothing.
00:49:57 On what, huh?
00:49:59 The von Wolfhausen family recipe.
00:50:03 You win, you get to keep it.
00:50:06 We win, we get your brewery.
00:50:10 Or should I say our brewery?
00:50:12 But we already have the recipe.
00:50:17 I got it off of the nerd's computer.
00:50:20 - You're fucked.
00:50:26 - That's rich, Baron.
00:50:28 I didn't put that recipe on my computer.
00:50:31 However, you are holding the recipe
00:50:37 We call it She-Wolf. It's okay.
00:50:39 Strawberry?
00:50:43 No. No. You know how
00:50:45 You want me to lose weight,
00:50:48 Wait a minute, we like strawberry...
00:50:51 You're trying to see my panties.
00:50:54 Where are the Africans?
00:51:02 So are we gonna play for the recipe...
00:51:04 ...or should I just roll it up
00:51:08 Wait, wait. Wait. Wait!
00:51:11 Put your money where your mouth is.
00:51:13 Us against you. Ten boots.
00:51:17 You couldn't even do one boot.
00:51:23 Grandpapa?
00:51:25 Take the bet, you fucking pussy.
00:51:32 Okay. Crush the bastards.
00:51:36 And then I want spectator number one
00:51:39 Yeah, this is going to be like taking
00:51:42 That's very funny, Deutschbag.
00:51:46 One, we're not babies, and two...
00:51:50 We're not that drunk.
00:51:55 They're not that drunk. Cheeky bastards.
00:51:58 They're not that drunk!
00:52:02 They're not that drunk!
00:52:05 They're not that drunk!
00:52:07 Five boots? Are you fucking mental?
00:52:09 Trust me, we can do this.
00:52:11 Just spin the boot
00:52:13 Trust me, this will work.
00:52:15 Gentlemen. Ready?
00:52:17 Good luck. You're going to need it.
00:52:22 Das Boot!
00:52:25 Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
00:52:52 Deutschland, you're floored!
00:52:56 Look, the little one looks like he has
00:52:59 It's okay, it works.
00:53:02 You son of a bitch!
00:53:05 Yeah.
00:53:07 I accidentally pushed his thingy off.
00:53:12 That's a great one. Dickface.
00:53:18 Fink's got the eye of the Jew.
00:53:19 He's got the eye of the Jew.
00:53:22 Come on. Trust me. Trust me.
00:53:27 You just blew it, Friedrich.
00:53:37 Spin it.
00:53:39 Come on.
00:53:47 Spin it.
00:53:57 Spin it.
00:54:24 Drink, Fink. Drink, Fink. Drink, Fink.
00:54:27 Drink, Fink, drink! Drink, Fink, drink!
00:55:06 U.S.A.
00:55:28 U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
00:56:08 A little R and R in Amsterdam.
00:56:11 You know, I came to a conference
00:56:14 Fantastic seminars.
00:56:16 Sounds fun.
00:56:17 Nothing but the best for the executives
00:56:21 That's right.
00:56:22 Hey, guys, where are we?
00:56:26 I think the hotel is this way?
00:56:30 You gotta be kidding me.
00:56:31 Hold on. Let me check.
00:56:35 No, I think it's that way.
00:56:41 Hey.
00:56:43 - Holy crap, Willie Nelson.
00:56:46 It's a funny story.
00:56:48 ...for this big, secret, international,
00:56:53 My teammates, Cheech and Chong,
00:56:56 They wouldn't fly
00:56:58 ...and the smoke-out's in 30 minutes
00:57:02 Now, you guys don't wanna
00:57:05 Yeah!
00:57:08 Let's do it. Did you hear one
00:57:11 "If you don't quit masturbating,
00:57:13 He said, "Dad, I'm over here."
00:57:37 Oh, you guys fancy yourselves
00:57:39 Yeah, maybe a little bit.
00:57:42 Yeah, I think we just...
00:57:45 What the hell is going on? Yeah.
00:57:52 - Bastards.
00:57:56 I was... I saw that.
00:57:57 Turned out, the guys I was playing...
00:58:01 I was playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang.
00:58:05 I mean, come on. Cut it.
00:58:07 This sweet nectar was my lifeblood.
00:58:10 Oh, yeah, Landfill.
00:58:13 He's got it going on, this guy.
00:58:14 Are we playing or not?
00:58:16 Time to scheiße off the...
00:58:19 Are we playing or not?
00:58:20 Time to scheiße on our...
00:58:22 Are we playing or not?
00:58:24 Time to scheiße or get off the crap.
00:58:27 Crapper.
00:58:34 Okay, come back in, do it again.
00:58:36 All right.
00:58:38 Everybody's drunk.
00:58:46 And cut it. Cut.
00:58:58 One question. Who are we gonna get...?
00:59:04 Do I know you?
00:59:06 Me? No. No, I don't think so.
00:59:08 Well, you look familiar.
00:59:12 No, no. Wasn't me, no.
00:59:15 I remember now. I paid you a dollar
00:59:18 ...and then touch your dick.
00:59:21 Yeah, that could have been me.
00:59:24 Good to see you again.
00:59:27 I wish it were winter. We could make it
00:59:31 ...and then melt it in the springtime
00:59:40 All right, cut it.
00:59:41 Cut.