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00:00:34	& I know a guy
00:00:38	? He's so fine
00:00:43	? He's got everything
00:00:47	? Sets the summer sun on fire?
00:00:52	? I want candy?
00:00:56	? I want candy?
00:01:09	? Go to see him
00:01:14	? Ain't no finer boy in town?
00:01:18	? You're my guy
00:01:23	? So sweet
00:01:27	? I want candy?
00:01:31	? I want candy?
00:01:36	? Candy on the beach
00:01:40	? But I like candy
00:01:45	? Someday soon
00:01:49	? Then I'll have candy
00:01:53	? I want candy?
00:01:58	? I want candy?
00:02:02	? I want candy?
00:02:06	? I want candy?
00:02:11	? Hey?
00:02:13	? Hey?
00:02:15	? Hey?
00:02:17	? Hey?
00:02:20	? Hey??
00:02:21	Car Radio:? Oh, yes
00:02:24	Cabbie: Talk to me,
00:02:26	There ain't a party
00:02:28	that can beat this
00:02:30	Good music. I'm loose,
00:02:32	Oh, yeah,
00:02:35	This is definitely the life.
00:02:36	Kevin:
00:02:37	Lucy:
00:02:39	Don't worry, baby.
00:02:41	- Oh, look out.
00:02:44	Stop honking.
00:02:45	? Tonight?
00:02:46	? Everything's gonna be
00:02:48	? This is your night tonight?
00:02:50	? Everything's gonna be
00:02:52	? This is your night tonight?
00:02:54	? Everything's gonna be
00:02:56	? This is your night tonight?
00:02:58	? Gonna shake it on the loose
00:03:00	? Gonna crank it in my mind??
00:03:02	? Gonna crank it up, man??
00:03:04	Whoo!
00:03:05	Hey, man, you feel
00:03:07	You see, now, that's what
00:03:09	You can feel the fun
00:03:11	Yeah!
00:03:12	New Year's Eve is so great!
00:03:15	It's like everyone
00:03:17	Baby, is your friend gonna
00:03:19	- He's fine.
00:03:21	You're my friend because
00:03:23	are one, and we enjoy
00:03:27	You know what it is?
00:03:29	- Driver: Shut up, you fuckhead!
00:03:32	and I think he's a little bummed.
00:03:34	Yeah, I'm bummed out 'cause
00:03:36	to some stupid fuckin'
00:03:38	and it's my birthday.
00:03:39	Well, happy birthday, Doctor.
00:03:40	How perfect is that?
00:03:42	You didn't wanna
00:03:43	Crank it up, would you?
00:03:44	Crank it.
00:03:45	Because I would've thrown you
00:03:47	I don't want a party, Lucy.
00:03:48	- I mean, I wanna party.
00:03:51	I just don't want a party.
00:03:53	Oh, my God. You do this...
00:03:54	every year!
00:03:55	Every year, you do this.
00:03:57	You ruin a perfectly
00:03:59	with your stupid
00:04:01	Well, I'm sorry
00:04:04	Believe me.
00:04:05	I'm sorry that I was born at all.
00:04:08	Oh, fuck you.
00:04:10	Fuck you.
00:04:11	Well, fuck both y'all.
00:04:13	Fuckin' crank it.
00:04:14	Will you pull over?
00:04:15	- Right there.
00:04:25	[Our Lips Are Sealed
00:04:27	Crab dip.
00:04:30	[Sighs]
00:04:33	Am I insane?
00:04:35	Wh-What was I thinking?
00:04:37	Do you realize I got this recipe
00:04:41	Ugh! I don't even
00:04:44	You know, I hate parties.
00:04:46	I hate going to them,
00:04:49	At least when I'm going to them,
00:04:51	I'm not responsible
00:04:53	And this one's gonna be the worst.
00:04:56	I can feel it.
00:04:58	No... No...
00:05:01	All the people I hate
00:05:04	All my ex-boyfriends
00:05:05	and their new, more-attractive
00:05:08	Throwing a party...
00:05:10	it's like
00:05:12	It's like the last
00:05:15	who hasn't had
00:05:17	since Junior High.
00:05:18	You dated in Junior High?
00:05:22	Why am I doing this?
00:05:24	Why am I subjecting myself
00:05:27	God, I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:05:32	Oh, hey, main man,
00:05:34	there's no smokin'
00:05:38	What are you talking about?
00:05:41	I ain't smokin' what you smokin'.
00:05:46	That's great.
00:05:48	Hey, main man,
00:05:49	you need to relax.
00:05:50	I been listening to you, buddy.
00:05:52	You way too uptight.
00:05:53	You gotta look around you.
00:05:54	Everybody's having fun out here.
00:05:56	They drinkin', they fightin',
00:05:57	they pissin' on the streets.
00:05:59	It's New Year's Eve.
00:06:01	A lady go out on New Year's Eve,
00:06:03	she ain't tryin'
00:06:05	She tryin' to let one go.
00:06:07	Wanna know how I succeed?
00:06:08	Not really, no.
00:06:09	I'll tell you what I do.
00:06:11	See, first of all, bro,
00:06:15	like this here.
00:06:16	Do that a lot.
00:06:18	They love happiness, right?
00:06:19	Now, number 2...
00:06:21	Number 2,
00:06:23	Don't talk about death.
00:06:24	Everybody knows
00:06:27	Nobody wanna hear it
00:06:29	And number 3...
00:06:32	some booty right here...
00:06:35	You feel me?
00:06:36	Music makes booty
00:06:41	The Commodores:
00:06:43	? Pretty lady?
00:06:44	? You brought me in
00:06:49	- ? Yeah?
00:06:53	? My life will never
00:07:00	? Once I was filled
00:07:04	? A solitary man??
00:07:08	Here.
00:07:10	What's this?
00:07:12	It's your present,
00:07:15	Mm!
00:07:17	Happy birthday!
00:07:20	There you go, heh heh heh!
00:07:22	Smoke up!
00:07:25	Cabbie: All right, let's get
00:07:28	[Horns Honking]
00:07:34	Just promise we won't
00:07:37	How many times
00:07:39	We're not going there.
00:07:40	I'm serious, Val.
00:07:43	who got raped on B.
00:07:44	OK, OK. We're not
00:07:47	It's so cool
00:07:49	with the bands
00:07:51	- When are we meeting them?
00:07:54	So, what about this party?
00:07:56	Does your cousin know any guys?
00:07:57	She knows guys,
00:08:00	- Hey!
00:08:01	I like weird guys.
00:08:02	I can get into that shit.
00:08:04	So where's this party, Soho?
00:08:05	- Noho.
00:08:08	No. I said Noho.
00:08:09	That's not even a real place.
00:08:10	They just made that up.
00:08:12	That's not even
00:08:13	Well, excuse me, OK?
00:08:17	I love the East Village.
00:08:20	I mean, all the cool people
00:08:22	- Wait a minute.
00:08:23	I thought this was the place.
00:08:25	This shithole?
00:08:26	Yeah. This is the address
00:08:29	- You're shittin' me.
00:08:31	This is the address
00:08:33	So call her up.
00:08:34	I don't have her number.
00:08:35	What the fuck you carrying around
00:08:38	A fuckin'
00:08:39	I got makeup and shit in there.
00:08:41	Makeup and shit?
00:08:43	We're totally fucked
00:08:45	with a pocketbook
00:08:47	- And this shithole building address.
00:08:50	There's nothing we can do.
00:08:52	Look, I'll call and see
00:08:55	All right?
00:09:00	You got a dime?
00:09:01	She better be listed, Val!
00:09:14	Oh, God.
00:09:18	Uhh!
00:09:20	[Elvis Costello's
00:09:23	Kevin: Excuse me...
00:09:24	Whoa! Pardon me.
00:09:28	Lucy:
00:09:30	Hey, baby.
00:09:31	- Excuse me.
00:09:33	How's it hang?
00:09:35	Sorry.
00:09:37	You want a piece of me? Huh?
00:09:39	Hey... knock it off.
00:09:41	Ow!
00:09:43	- Hi.
00:09:45	- Ha ha ha!
00:09:51	- You used to go out with her?
00:09:54	How long ago?
00:09:56	l... I don't know. Um...
00:09:59	Well...
00:10:00	Um, maybe 6 months ago.
00:10:02	Six months?
00:10:03	You think that's a long time?
00:10:04	Yeah, I do.
00:10:06	is a considerable
00:10:09	Ugh!
00:10:10	Do you believe this place?
00:10:12	Do you think 6 months
00:10:14	to have broken up
00:10:15	Oh, I guess...
00:10:16	if it's a clean break.
00:10:19	I brought you some matches.
00:10:21	He used to go out
00:10:23	that's throwing
00:10:25	You went out with her?
00:10:26	Look, the only reason
00:10:29	is because she's afraid
00:10:32	You spoke to her?
00:10:35	Yes, when she invited me.
00:10:38	Do you think she's right
00:10:41	Well, I'm not going.
00:10:44	Excuse me.
00:10:47	Right back.
00:10:54	See how fun this is?
00:10:57	Whoo!
00:10:59	I think that bartender
00:11:01	Pfft! He doesn't like me.
00:11:04	Really? Do you think so?
00:11:07	He is dreamy, sex-bomb cute.
00:11:13	Yeah, he's adorable.
00:11:16	Hey, man...
00:11:17	Hey! Man!
00:11:19	You're a fox.
00:11:20	Don't sell yourself short, sir.
00:11:23	The night's young.
00:11:24	He's gotta be depressed
00:11:26	working on New Year's Eve.
00:11:27	I'm gonna invite him
00:11:29	Everyone's depressed
00:11:31	Only you are depressed
00:11:34	I'm having a great time. See?
00:11:36	Drinking, fighting,
00:11:39	What are you talking about?
00:11:41	It's the obligation
00:11:42	That's what does it.
00:11:44	it's the same,
00:11:46	to surround yourself with
00:11:48	go to some stupid party,
00:11:50	when really your girlfriend
00:11:52	and you have no career.
00:11:54	Are you gonna be
00:11:58	Yeah.
00:12:10	Taxi!
00:12:13	Thank...
00:12:14	you.
00:12:17	Hi. Uh...
00:12:19	No, thanks, anyway, heh.
00:12:22	Wait! Uh...
00:12:25	No. No. You go ahead.
00:12:27	You go pick up somebody else.
00:12:29	I'll be OK.
00:12:31	Uh, excuse me, baby girl...
00:12:34	You seem to be experiencing
00:12:36	I do?
00:12:37	Yeah. You have this
00:12:40	radiating from your persona.
00:12:43	Oh, I ju... oh!
00:12:45	- Hmm.
00:12:47	l, uh...
00:12:48	I'm sorry.
00:12:50	It's just this guy, you know?
00:12:53	Always is, baby.
00:12:54	Yeah, I was at this party...
00:12:56	and I saw him there...
00:12:59	and he was just... so...
00:13:03	Heh, anyway, l... I ended up
00:13:06	and I've never done anything
00:13:08	so now I just want everything
00:13:10	to be perfect, you know? And...
00:13:13	I'm sorry.
00:13:14	I don't know why I'm
00:13:18	Baby, come here for a second.
00:13:20	Sweetheart, you know
00:13:24	You need to get in this cab.
00:13:26	l... I do?
00:13:28	You've gotta say yes
00:13:31	- I do?
00:13:33	Life's happenin' right now, baby.
00:13:35	Look around you.
00:13:36	There go some life,
00:13:38	Come on, mama... live!
00:13:41	Live tonight! Say yes.
00:13:44	Come on.
00:13:45	Uh... yes.
00:13:47	Say it loud.
00:13:48	Yes! Ha ha ha!
00:13:49	Come on, like you feel it.
00:13:51	- Yes!
00:13:53	Get in this cab.
00:13:56	OK.
00:14:08	What time is it?
00:14:10	Almost 8:30.
00:14:12	Oh.
00:14:16	[Yawns]
00:14:23	Caitlyn. Call me.
00:14:29	Look, I've had it with him,
00:14:31	and I'm not letting him
00:14:33	this old girlfriend,
00:14:35	Absolutely not.
00:14:36	They only broke up
00:14:39	Please, they're practically
00:14:41	Too bad, in a way.
00:14:45	He was the most
00:14:47	I've dated this year,
00:14:48	and he was kind of nice,
00:14:50	Please.
00:14:52	Going out with him was,
00:14:54	Huh. And then...
00:14:57	he takes me to his gallery today
00:14:59	to see his new show.
00:15:02	And it sucks.
00:15:03	Ah! It sucked?
00:15:04	Yes. I can't even tell you.
00:15:06	You wouldn't even
00:15:09	It's like... big,
00:15:12	- Or something.
00:15:14	I hate abstract.
00:15:15	But at least he has a gallery.
00:15:18	I mean, that's something.
00:15:19	Also...
00:15:21	he's really bad in bed.
00:15:24	He's bad in bed?
00:15:26	He's the worst.
00:15:30	Oh.
00:15:31	OK, so, this is the address...
00:15:33	so you can check it out after work.
00:15:35	I think there's gonna be
00:15:37	I mean... I'm gonna be there.
00:15:39	Um... with him.
00:15:41	Oh. OK.
00:15:45	I mean, I don't mean
00:15:47	because we're just friends,
00:15:49	and we're not together...
00:15:51	Shit! Do you think
00:15:53	It's inevitable, you know?
00:15:54	You let somebody move in with you,
00:15:56	you make all these
00:15:58	to smooth things along,
00:16:01	you're on some macrobiotic diet,
00:16:03	you're listening
00:16:05	- And then you know what they say?
00:16:08	They tell you you've changed.
00:16:10	You're not the same person
00:16:12	Well... yeah...
00:16:14	And then they dump you.
00:16:17	What do you expect, Kevin?
00:16:19	I mean, you go out
00:16:21	emasculating women.
00:16:23	You need to find somebody
00:16:25	that likes you the way you are.
00:16:27	And who would possibly
00:16:30	I have no idea.
00:16:32	Now, finish your drink
00:16:33	because I wanna get
00:16:37	[Shatters]
00:16:39	Where are we gonna go, huh?
00:16:41	We don't know anybody.
00:16:42	Well, maybe we'll
00:16:44	- What?
00:16:45	maybe we'll meet some people.
00:16:46	What are you,
00:16:48	Val, you don't just meet people
00:16:50	Even when you go to a party,
00:16:51	you don't meet people.
00:16:53	talking to the ones
00:16:55	Well, we're just gonna
00:16:57	I'll know it if I see it.
00:16:58	It's gotta be
00:17:00	I been there once before.
00:17:01	- Call your mother.
00:17:03	Yeah, she's got your cousin's
00:17:06	I can't call her.
00:17:07	She thinks I'm sleeping
00:17:09	Listen to me.
00:17:11	We either call your mother
00:17:13	or we get back on
00:17:16	You are so uncool.
00:17:19	You just stay
00:17:25	OK, so...
00:17:26	do you wanna stop and get a drink?
00:17:28	I don't know. Do you?
00:17:30	Yes, yes! I do. It's early.
00:17:32	I hate getting to a party
00:17:34	before everybody else, so...
00:17:35	Great. OK...
00:17:37	We can get a drink.
00:17:39	I don't wanna force you
00:17:41	Do you wanna stop or not?
00:17:43	Sure. If you do.
00:17:45	Look, Jack,
00:17:48	I thought you said
00:17:50	No. I mean about
00:17:52	You don't wanna go to the party?
00:17:53	No... Look, it's just...
00:17:55	You don't have to spend it
00:17:57	I mean, just because of...
00:17:59	Can I just say something?
00:18:00	I'm sensing a real reluctance
00:18:02	to tell me what you
00:18:03	- Really?
00:18:04	And I think it's natural
00:18:05	if you feel a little bit
00:18:07	you know, considering,
00:18:09	why we can't just go to the party
00:18:11	- OK.
00:18:13	do you want to go to the party?
00:18:15	- Heh, sure.
00:18:17	If you want to.
00:18:18	Arrgh!
00:18:21	Let's get a drink.
00:18:24	OK.
00:18:26	Nobody's coming.
00:18:28	That's it. I have no friends,
00:18:31	and everybody hates me.
00:18:32	It's only 9:00.
00:18:34	What, are they all
00:18:35	just walking the streets out there?
00:18:38	Just walking the streets
00:18:40	because it's too uncool
00:18:42	You think there's gonna be
00:18:43	any interesting guys
00:18:47	- Interesting guys?
00:18:49	'Cause I think I'm
00:18:51	Well, congratulations,
00:18:53	I'm happy to hear it.
00:18:55	And what better night
00:18:56	than New Year's Eve, right?
00:18:58	That is unless you're right,
00:18:59	and nobody shows up.
00:19:01	Well, if they do,
00:19:04	any interesting guy
00:19:07	he's yours.
00:19:08	- Really?
00:19:10	You have first pick.
00:19:11	I'll usher them
00:19:13	OK, but not in an obvious way.
00:19:15	I don't wanna look desperate.
00:19:16	Desperate?
00:19:19	with a mattress
00:19:21	and still look like
00:19:23	Do you think that would work?
00:19:28	Where do they get these people?
00:19:31	You know?
00:19:32	[Moaning And Mumbling]
00:19:38	Hey, Luce...
00:19:41	I can't believe how drunk I am.
00:19:44	You're hiding it well.
00:19:46	You're right
00:19:49	It sucks.
00:19:51	That bartender
00:19:52	doesn't even know I'm alive.
00:19:55	He has ceased refilling
00:19:59	Hey!
00:20:02	Can I get some penis over here?
00:20:10	What were you two
00:20:13	- Nothing.
00:20:14	Do you have a light?
00:20:15	You were gone almost 20 minutes.
00:20:17	- No, I mean a match.
00:20:19	Look, I've been sitting here
00:20:22	I deserve an explanation.
00:20:23	- Thank you.
00:20:25	Look, I got a grip.
00:20:26	Could I have an explanation?
00:20:36	I'm really bad at this.
00:20:38	Really? I had you figured
00:20:40	for a... for a
00:20:44	Uh, you wanna break?
00:20:49	Uh... look, it's just a game.
00:20:51	It's no big deal. Relax.
00:20:53	- OK.
00:20:54	All right. Here you go.
00:20:55	Thanks.
00:20:58	- Your drink!
00:20:59	Aah!
00:21:01	Oh, my God!
00:21:03	Ohh! Ohh!
00:21:05	God... excuse me!
00:21:08	Oh, ha ha! Sorry.
00:21:09	I got your, uh, drink.
00:21:15	Oh, my God! Val!
00:21:17	Val, this is it. This is B.
00:21:18	We're on B.
00:21:19	Oh, come on.
00:21:21	I'm pretty sure
00:21:23	No! No, I'm not taking
00:21:25	What's the matter with you?
00:21:27	Val, you're crossing onto B, OK?
00:21:29	I'm not moving from this corner.
00:21:31	So freeze your fucking ass off!
00:21:32	I'm going to the party.
00:21:34	Something terrible
00:21:35	if you cross that street!
00:21:37	I feel it in my gut!
00:21:38	Will you get a hold
00:21:40	Nothing terrible's
00:21:41	We're going to a party
00:21:45	Val! Val!
00:21:47	We are so lost!
00:21:50	Just please, call your mother.
00:21:52	Come on.
00:21:53	[Homeless Man Singing]
00:21:56	[Sighs]
00:21:58	OK.
00:22:00	Where are you going?
00:22:02	I gotta find a phone,
00:22:03	Well, there are phones
00:22:05	[Boom Box Playing Rap Music]
00:22:10	[Whimpering]
00:22:12	What's up?
00:22:13	Man.
00:22:14	- Mmm-mmm.
00:22:16	We are so incredibly fucked.
00:22:20	Val?
00:22:21	Val!
00:22:23	Val!
00:22:26	[Music Plays]
00:22:38	Ohh!
00:22:39	Oh...
00:22:41	Oh...
00:22:44	Oh, God.
00:22:47	Ohh...
00:22:51	Oh...
00:22:58	Ohh!
00:23:01	[Gasps]
00:23:05	Oh. Oh...
00:23:06	That's just great.
00:23:08	That's perfect.
00:23:09	Yeah!
00:23:10	Ohh, look at that.
00:23:12	Fantastic.
00:23:13	Ah, it's Ellie.
00:23:15	Yeah. That's Ellie.
00:23:16	Mad Woman.
00:23:17	Ha ha!
00:23:18	She knew I'd be here,
00:23:19	so she deliberately
00:23:21	Well, you know what?
00:23:23	It's not gonna work
00:23:24	'cause I'm doin' just fine
00:23:26	Yeah, Kevin,
00:23:31	Fucking...
00:23:33	Oh...
00:23:34	Ow!
00:23:36	This is... oh...
00:23:38	This is bullshit. L...
00:23:40	Look, I'm just gonna go home
00:23:42	You want to share a cab?
00:23:44	So I can pass out
00:23:46	and wake up alone
00:23:48	No way, man.
00:23:49	I've got a date.
00:23:51	A date?
00:23:52	Yep.
00:23:52	What, with the bartender?
00:23:54	Yeah, with the bartender.
00:23:56	You might meet somebody.
00:23:57	No way.
00:23:58	I refuse to buy into
00:24:00	of finding someone
00:24:01	just because it's New Year's Eve.
00:24:02	It's ridiculous and demeaning.
00:24:04	Life is ridiculous
00:24:06	You should have sex
00:24:08	What is that,
00:24:10	Gangway, please.
00:24:12	Yeah, it's a rule.
00:24:15	In fact...
00:24:17	Forget it.
00:24:19	Wait. What?
00:24:20	Nothing.
00:24:21	- Forget what?
00:24:23	Well... Well...
00:24:24	Lucy.
00:24:25	Are you...
00:24:26	Are you offering yourself to me?
00:24:29	Well... no, l...
00:24:31	I just thought if this thing
00:24:34	doesn't work out...
00:24:36	Yeah, right.
00:24:38	You think I'm ugly.
00:24:39	Well, I think you're drunk.
00:24:41	You think I'm ugly.
00:24:42	Lucy.
00:24:43	You know I don't have
00:24:45	Fine.
00:24:46	This is just...
00:24:48	You're hell-bent on eliminating
00:24:50	all traces of joy
00:24:53	[Muttering, lmitating Lucy]
00:24:55	? She said?
00:24:57	[Snoring]
00:25:19	Hey!
00:25:20	- Hey.
00:25:21	- What?
00:25:26	It's 9:25.
00:25:29	9:25.
00:25:31	Yeah.
00:25:34	9:25.
00:25:36	[Sing-Song]
00:25:40	Why do you think
00:25:41	they're doing this to me,
00:25:42	I don't know.
00:25:47	I think I'm finally
00:25:48	reaching the point
00:25:51	I mean about no one showing up.
00:25:54	It's kind of liberating.
00:25:56	In a way.
00:25:58	Like...
00:25:59	like coming face to face
00:26:01	with your worst nightmare.
00:26:03	Like facing death.
00:26:05	For Christ's sake,
00:26:07	it's not like facing death.
00:26:09	It's just a stupid
00:26:10	You're turning on me, too?
00:26:12	OK, that's it.
00:26:14	I'm leaving.
00:26:15	What? What?
00:26:16	No, no. You're my only guest.
00:26:17	You can't leave before midnight.
00:26:19	I'll be back later.
00:26:20	No, you won't.
00:26:22	You say you will,
00:26:23	Hillary, please, please,
00:26:25	please don't leave me here
00:26:27	with the streamers
00:26:28	I can't take it!
00:26:30	Jesus! Do you hear yourself?
00:26:31	Hillary, listen.
00:26:33	You want to meet
00:26:35	If you stay,
00:26:38	Eric? Who's Eric?
00:26:39	You know, Eric,
00:26:41	I don't believe
00:26:43	Hillary, Jesus,
00:26:45	Look, I don't remember
00:26:47	6 months ago.
00:26:49	You remember Eric.
00:26:50	The painter,
00:26:53	Remember when we went
00:26:55	He does all these big abstract
00:26:58	Oh, with the flowers?
00:26:59	Yes, exactly.
00:27:00	He isn't seeing anyone?
00:27:02	Not anyone worth mentioning.
00:27:03	OK. I'll do it.
00:27:04	You'll stay?
00:27:05	No, no. I'm still leaving.
00:27:07	But now I'll come back.
00:27:08	What... What do you mean,
00:27:10	We made a deal.
00:27:11	I know, but I wasn't
00:27:13	Now I will.
00:27:14	But... No, that's...
00:27:17	Our deal was you're
00:27:19	Ohh!
00:27:20	Woman: Maria!
00:27:24	Are you breaking up with me?
00:27:25	I don't know what to say.
00:27:26	I thought everything was fine.
00:27:28	Look, to tell you the truth,
00:27:30	I'm still in love
00:27:33	He's French-Canadian.
00:27:36	Yeah, and I met him...
00:27:40	Camping.
00:27:41	Camping.
00:27:42	Ha ha ha.
00:27:44	I don't believe this.
00:27:45	We didn't even
00:27:47	Um, he just...
00:27:49	disappeared.
00:27:50	Disappeared?
00:27:52	While we were on
00:27:54	We all thought he was dead.
00:27:55	But he called
00:27:57	So he just called you up
00:27:59	Just called you up to say,
00:28:00	Hey, how are you?
00:28:02	That's right.
00:28:04	Well, that's the most
00:28:06	I've ever heard
00:28:08	Eric, Jesus, Eric...
00:28:10	And what kind of woman
00:28:13	just blurting it out like this
00:28:15	in the street on New Year's Eve?
00:28:17	I'm sorry.
00:28:19	Oh, you're sorry?
00:28:20	Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,
00:28:22	well, you better
00:28:24	because you're the one
00:28:26	Not me. You're the one
00:28:28	and bringing them back
00:28:31	And you, with your
00:28:35	Well... Oh, I've had it with you.
00:28:37	You deserve each other.
00:28:39	I don't believe this!
00:28:41	Oh, my God.
00:28:44	Really.
00:28:45	Do you believe him?
00:28:46	Like it's your fault
00:28:50	[Rock Music Playing]
00:28:56	There's no answer.
00:28:57	Oh, my God,
00:28:59	What the fuck
00:29:00	not answering her phone?
00:29:01	I don't know. Maybe she went
00:29:03	Oh, my God.
00:29:05	Or maybe she's down
00:29:07	Well, what the fuck
00:29:08	hang out for the rinse cycle
00:29:11	I don't know.
00:29:12	All right, this is
00:29:13	You're going to call this band
00:29:15	and tell them we're meeting
00:29:16	End of story.
00:29:17	I can't.
00:29:18	What do you mean you can't?
00:29:20	I just can't, all right?
00:29:22	Oh, my God.
00:29:25	What are you talking about?
00:29:26	I'm talking about you.
00:29:27	The liar who's been
00:29:29	about how we're gonna
00:29:30	on New Year's Eve
00:29:32	when there ain't no band.
00:29:34	There ain't no nothing.
00:29:35	It was the only way
00:29:36	to come into the city with me.
00:29:37	I bet your cousin
00:29:39	She is having a party.
00:29:48	All right, look.
00:29:50	we'll get a couple beers,
00:29:51	and I'll try it again later.
00:29:53	We don't belong in there, Val.
00:29:55	We don't belong on B.
00:29:56	We're in way over our heads here.
00:29:57	Stephie, we got money,
00:30:00	From where I'm standing,
00:30:01	we got just as much right
00:30:03	as anybody else.
00:30:06	Oh, my God.
00:30:08	What? What's the matter?
00:30:09	It's those guys.
00:30:10	It's those guys.
00:30:12	Are they cute?
00:30:13	- Val!
00:30:14	All right, come on, let's go.
00:30:17	Stephie: Excuse me!
00:30:21	You know what?
00:30:23	I can't even tell you
00:30:25	I believe you.
00:30:26	I couldn't... I couldn't
00:30:27	That's how many there are.
00:30:28	Lucy, I believe you fucked
00:30:31	A lot more than Ellie.
00:30:32	Just drop this now, please.
00:30:33	That's for sure.
00:30:34	She's too busy being expressive
00:30:36	and making trivial
00:30:38	to attract anybody but you.
00:30:40	And Jack, of course.
00:30:42	What?
00:30:44	Well, Jack will fuck anybody.
00:30:47	Ellie and Jack?
00:30:49	I don't know.
00:30:51	Recently?
00:30:54	Why didn't you tell me?
00:30:55	Kevin, I thought you knew.
00:30:57	Apparently not everyone.
00:31:00	I can't believe this.
00:31:02	It must be part of
00:31:05	The whole, you know,
00:31:07	tempestuous,
00:31:09	castrating,
00:31:11	bitch from hell,
00:31:12	make my life miserable persona.
00:31:22	You know, this is turning out
00:31:26	l... I wasn't expecting much,
00:31:29	Don't try to make me
00:31:30	Don't even start.
00:31:32	'Cause I'm... I'm so sick
00:31:35	You know what, Kevin?
00:31:36	We're going to that party.
00:31:37	We're going to that party,
00:31:38	and we're going to have fun,
00:31:40	whether you like it or not.
00:31:41	And you know what?
00:31:45	You better pray
00:31:48	Oh!
00:31:54	Wow. That was
00:31:58	I mean, that was awful.
00:32:01	The pool table,
00:32:04	It's OK.
00:32:05	on going back there
00:32:07	Jack, maybe I should
00:32:10	If that's what you want.
00:32:12	Uh, OK. I'll... I'll
00:32:16	We could do it again
00:32:17	Absolutely. Sure.
00:32:18	You know, when there
00:32:20	Pressure?
00:32:21	Yeah, you know.
00:32:23	Big New Year's Eve date thing.
00:32:25	And plus, I've never really done
00:32:29	the kind of thing
00:32:30	Taxi!
00:32:32	Goddamn it.
00:32:33	As a matter of fact,
00:32:36	I never really did it at all.
00:32:39	Did what?
00:32:40	You know...
00:32:42	It.
00:32:46	It. You never...
00:32:49	Oh, well, no.
00:32:51	You're kidding me.
00:32:53	I guess I was afraid
00:32:55	I was some kind of freak
00:32:57	So what you're saying
00:32:59	Yeah.
00:33:00	First, first.
00:33:01	that you ever let...
00:33:02	Ha ha ha. Yeah.
00:33:03	- Ever?
00:33:05	Yes.
00:33:08	Wow.
00:33:09	Ha ha. You're... You're
00:33:13	I'm sorry.
00:33:14	I'm stunned. This has never
00:33:17	Well, now you know how I feel.
00:33:18	But why me? I mean,
00:33:21	You know, I don't
00:33:24	talking about this.
00:33:25	Well, that's OK.
00:33:27	Ah-choo!
00:33:28	God, oh, you must be freezing.
00:33:29	What am I doing?
00:33:30	Are you hungry?
00:33:32	Um, what, you don't
00:33:34	No, no, no, don't go home.
00:33:35	Stay. Stay.
00:33:37	and then we'll go to
00:33:39	Are you sure?
00:33:40	I'm... I'm really sure.
00:33:41	Come on. I know this great
00:33:43	You like Indian?
00:33:45	Well, sure!
00:33:46	I mean, if you do.
00:33:49	Bartender:
00:33:50	It's, uh, it's supposed
00:33:53	You guys should come by.
00:33:55	- Yeah.
00:33:57	Yeah, fine.
00:33:59	Mmm, mmm, mmm, he's so cute.
00:34:02	Yeah, OK, it's almost 10:00,
00:34:04	and, um, we've got to get dates.
00:34:08	What about him?
00:34:09	Please,
00:34:10	getting picked up
00:34:12	Some bartender? What are you?
00:34:15	Excuse me. I'm an artist.
00:34:17	OK, so maybe
00:34:19	Believe me,
00:34:21	Will you just
00:34:22	[Glass Breaks]
00:34:23	We still have 2 more hours.
00:34:25	Caitlyn, I know a girl who
00:34:29	It was like she was jinxed
00:34:31	Twelve months, completely
00:34:35	It was like she was tainted.
00:34:37	We'll get dates.
00:34:38	When have we ever
00:34:40	It happened to me.
00:34:42	Remember '78,
00:34:44	You were in a committed,
00:34:45	monogamous relationship
00:34:48	There was no committed
00:34:51	That was a cover story.
00:34:56	Hi.
00:35:01	I forgot my key.
00:35:02	Jenny, I'm... I'm sorry.
00:35:05	Don't. Love means never
00:35:11	I hate you motherfuckers.
00:35:17	[Pounding On Door]
00:35:19	Oh, my God...
00:35:21	Guests!
00:35:22	Thank you, God, thank you!
00:35:24	Thank you. Thank you.
00:35:26	Coming!
00:35:27	[Pounding On Door]
00:35:33	[People Celebrating]
00:35:35	Eric, hi. Happy New...
00:35:37	Year.
00:35:43	Great party.
00:35:45	Oh, come on, Eric.
00:35:46	No one wants to be
00:35:47	That's all.
00:35:50	How about some food?
00:35:52	I made the crab dip myself.
00:35:57	So, uh, where's, um,
00:36:01	She's not coming.
00:36:02	Oh, she's not?
00:36:04	She broke up with me.
00:36:08	It's New Year's Eve,
00:36:11	And wait till you hear
00:36:14	Suddenly, she's got this
00:36:18	that everyone thought was dead,
00:36:20	but now it turns out he's alive!
00:36:23	Have you ever heard
00:36:26	Well, you know how it is.
00:36:30	You know what we need?
00:36:31	Don't you think?
00:36:33	Something Christmas-y, huh?
00:36:35	I hate Christmas.
00:36:37	Jesus, Eric,
00:36:38	I'm hanging on by a thread.
00:36:40	[Feliz Navidad Plays]
00:36:42	? Feliz Navidad?
00:36:45	? Feliz Navidad?
00:36:46	Oh, my God. Stop yourself!
00:36:49	Look, I hate the holidays.
00:36:51	I hate the way they're
00:36:53	And I think
00:36:56	And... And it's all bullshit.
00:36:58	? Feliz Navidad??
00:37:00	[Rock Music Playing]
00:37:03	? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
00:37:07	Hey, could we get
00:37:15	Oh, my God, Val, we have to go.
00:37:18	Would you hold on a minute?
00:37:20	Val, Val, it's those guys!
00:37:21	It's them.
00:37:23	Oh, God, those are them?
00:37:24	Come on!
00:37:25	Oh, shit! Move it. Excuse me.
00:37:29	We're sorry.
00:37:30	Hurry up!
00:37:34	Over there.
00:37:36	Jesus, Stephie!
00:37:41	Hey. Aah!
00:37:43	[Crash]
00:37:45	Come on! Come on!
00:37:51	Aah!
00:37:52	Aah!
00:37:56	Oh! Aah!
00:37:58	We're fucked.
00:38:00	Oh, my God.
00:38:11	Oh, hey, how you doing?
00:38:13	Wow, it's kind of, uh,
00:38:16	We thought we'd come out here
00:38:20	and, uh, take this opportunity
00:38:25	My name's Tom. This is Dave.
00:38:27	And, uh... hey, man,
00:38:31	Show the ladies what
00:38:32	Mmm.
00:38:41	Beverages. Beer.
00:38:52	[Sizzling]
00:39:00	Ha ha.
00:39:03	Jack, you're doing it again.
00:39:05	Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, uh,
00:39:09	you know, what can I say?
00:39:10	This is... This is
00:39:13	a pretty unusual evening.
00:39:16	Unusual?
00:39:18	How?
00:39:20	Well, unusual, um,
00:39:22	in no, uh,
00:39:27	Um, Cindy, I hate
00:39:30	but I keep thinking
00:39:32	about last night being
00:39:34	What about it?
00:39:36	I wonder, you know, why me?
00:39:39	You know, what... what
00:39:41	in particular, OK?
00:39:44	that made you decide to,
00:39:47	Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, right.
00:39:52	It's, um...
00:39:55	Why did I choose you?
00:39:59	Mmm...
00:40:04	Drawing a blank.
00:40:07	That's... That's OK, drawing a...
00:40:10	You know that they say,
00:40:14	Look, uh, as an actor,
00:40:17	Cindy, I find myself
00:40:20	by people's motivations.
00:40:21	Mm-hmm.
00:40:24	Look, you're...
00:40:26	you're a very attractive girl.
00:40:27	You must have had
00:40:28	Especially as pretty as you are,
00:40:30	I'm surprised it hasn't
00:40:32	so a guy has to wonder...
00:40:34	what makes him so great?
00:40:36	Well, one thing I remember
00:40:41	Yes.
00:40:44	That you were
00:40:45	The most what?
00:40:47	Oh, God.
00:40:49	You OK?
00:40:50	Here, drink some water.
00:40:51	- Oh, God.
00:40:52	- Drink it!
00:40:53	- Ow!
00:40:54	Uh, that'll make it worse.
00:40:57	Is it better?
00:40:59	You probably ate
00:41:00	No, it was so big.
00:41:05	Try to keep it in your mouth.
00:41:07	It was so big.
00:41:09	I thought it was okra.
00:41:10	Okra's brown.
00:41:12	What, are you OK?
00:41:13	Mmm!
00:41:14	I'll be... fine.
00:41:16	Eww!
00:41:17	I'll be OK.
00:41:21	Oh!
00:41:23	It's all right.
00:41:24	It's all right.
00:41:26	I'm sorry.
00:41:27	Oh!
00:41:29	Oh!
00:41:31	Oh.
00:41:33	I'll be right back.
00:41:34	That is fine! No problem.
00:41:35	It happens here every night.
00:41:38	The most what?
00:41:41	No, I'm not going to shut up.
00:41:42	I have a right to know.
00:41:43	I have a right to know
00:41:44	why you won't fuck me, Kevin.
00:41:47	Lucy, do you want to fuck?
00:41:48	Because if you really,
00:41:50	we'll fuck, OK?
00:41:51	You don't think I'm serious.
00:41:53	How long have we known each other?
00:41:55	In the... ln the 5 years
00:41:57	have you once even ever
00:41:59	Apart from tonight.
00:42:01	You don't think
00:42:03	I don't think you're attracted
00:42:05	You think I'm a slut!
00:42:06	What? No.
00:42:07	Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.
00:42:10	I don't think you're a slut.
00:42:12	A... A stanky, little ho maybe,
00:42:15	but never a slut.
00:42:16	The truth is you're afraid.
00:42:20	What? I'm afraid.
00:42:21	I'm, yeah, OK, you...
00:42:24	I'm totally afraid.
00:42:25	It is so obvious.
00:42:27	And so ridiculous.
00:42:29	Prove it.
00:42:33	I don't have to prove anything.
00:42:34	I dare you.
00:42:37	Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.
00:42:40	What? So what, now?
00:42:42	You want to go
00:42:44	and, uh, have loveless
00:42:47	in the stench of air freshener?
00:42:50	Unless you're chicken.
00:43:05	So we got to go back to the club
00:43:06	to deliver this package
00:43:07	Is that cool?
00:43:08	Yeah, it's cool.
00:43:10	So, uh, what's
00:43:13	It's, uh...
00:43:15	Well, it's, uh,
00:43:17	it's like I said,
00:43:18	Oh, yeah? It's for Tony?
00:43:20	All right.
00:43:21	Where you going?
00:43:22	I'm going to the train station
00:43:23	to get out of here before
00:43:26	You wanted to hang out
00:43:28	These guys are musicians.
00:43:30	They're roadies, Val.
00:43:34	I didn't want to have
00:43:35	'cause I know
00:43:38	but the last train for Ronkonkoma
00:43:39	left an hour ago.
00:43:41	Are you telling me we're
00:43:44	We gotta book. You coming?
00:43:46	Yeah, we're coming.
00:43:50	[Whispers]
00:43:51	Oh, Stephie, you know?
00:43:56	Caitlyn, I'm warning you,
00:43:57	keep your slutty hands
00:43:59	He's not your bartender.
00:44:00	He's our bartender.
00:44:04	Caitlyn, your skirt's been
00:44:06	Jesus, like it's my fault
00:44:09	Look, he wants me.
00:44:13	You think so?
00:44:14	Yeah, I do think so.
00:44:16	Hey, guys.
00:44:17	- Hi.
00:44:18	Listen, I think it's still
00:44:20	What do you say we
00:44:29	Eric: For some reason,
00:44:31	every single woman
00:44:32	ends up breaking up with me.
00:44:35	I mean, why is that, Monica?
00:44:37	I don't know.
00:44:40	Yeah, right.
00:44:42	Yeah,
00:44:44	I've never got a straight answer
00:44:45	out of one of you.
00:44:48	Like you...
00:44:50	What was your reason?
00:44:51	Oh, really, Eric, who remembers?
00:44:54	You don't remember?
00:44:56	Well, 6 months is a long time.
00:44:59	No, 6 months is nothing!
00:45:01	Jesus, Eric, relax.
00:45:03	OK, fine. You don't remember
00:45:07	you gave me 6 months ago
00:45:09	I'll tell you.
00:45:10	You like me as a friend,
00:45:12	even though
00:45:16	That's not lame.
00:45:18	It makes no sense whatsoever.
00:45:20	I think it makes sense.
00:45:22	See? That's what
00:45:25	That's what I have
00:45:26	These insane leaps of reasoning.
00:45:30	And they sound logical at first,
00:45:32	until later.
00:45:33	Until you go home, sit down,
00:45:35	and think about them.
00:45:36	And then it's like...
00:45:38	what?
00:45:39	Really, Eric, you just
00:45:42	Look, all I'm asking for
00:45:45	If you want to break up
00:45:47	Just tell me the reason why.
00:45:50	Is that too much to ask?
00:45:55	I'm stupid.
00:46:00	What are you doing?
00:46:01	I'm going home.
00:46:02	But you just got here.
00:46:03	Eric, please, please,
00:46:05	OK, fine, I won't go home.
00:46:08	Tell me the truth
00:46:09	What?
00:46:10	Tell me the real reason
00:46:11	you broke up with me
00:46:17	OK, OK, OK, OK,
00:46:25	I can't speak for Bridget
00:46:28	Fine.
00:46:29	But for me, just for me.
00:46:35	The truth is
00:46:37	because you were the worst lover
00:46:39	I ever had in my life.
00:46:41	What?
00:46:42	I'm serious.
00:46:43	Even counting high school,
00:46:45	it was... it was bad.
00:46:54	Ow! [Grunting]
00:46:56	What are you doing?
00:46:57	The dress.
00:46:58	What's wrong with it?
00:46:59	The zipper's stuck.
00:47:02	Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
00:47:06	[Zipper Unzips]
00:47:11	Damn, baby.
00:47:12	? Do that to me one more time?
00:47:17	? Once is never enough?
00:47:20	- ? With a man like you?
00:47:22	I'm all right. You OK?
00:47:23	I'm fine.
00:47:24	? Do that to me one more time?
00:47:27	[Zipper Unzips]
00:47:33	? Oh?
00:47:36	? Kiss me?
00:47:40	? Like you just did?
00:47:42	We're just having fun.
00:47:43	[Door Opens]
00:47:45	? Oh, baby?
00:47:46	- [Door Closes]
00:47:48	Someone's coming.
00:47:49	? Do that to me once again?
00:47:51	Ellie: Kevin?
00:47:53	Hello, Kevin.
00:47:55	I recognize your shoes.
00:47:56	I bought them for you, remember?
00:47:59	Uh-oh.
00:48:01	? Pass that by me one more time??
00:48:03	Ellie.
00:48:04	Oh, that's perfect.
00:48:06	Perfect. Good for you.
00:48:10	Wait.
00:48:12	That's perfect.
00:48:13	What are you doing here?
00:48:14	I was contemplating using
00:48:16	This is such
00:48:19	Isn't this
00:48:20	Yeah, it's incredible.
00:48:22	It is incredible.
00:48:23	- Weird.
00:48:25	Twenty-four hours ago,
00:48:27	and now you're throwing
00:48:29	Her? We're just friends.
00:48:31	Why did you have to bring her
00:48:35	It's not what you think.
00:48:36	You know what?
00:48:37	It doesn't even matter
00:48:40	Don't. Wait,
00:48:41	Off. Off. Off.
00:48:43	To call my therapist.
00:48:45	You can't call your therapist
00:48:46	I'm staying at his place.
00:48:47	Oh, so you're
00:48:48	No, I'm not
00:48:50	I'm staying there until
00:48:51	Wasn't there enough room
00:48:53	What are you talking about?
00:48:54	Well, I just happened
00:48:55	about how you and Jack
00:48:56	the entire time we were going out.
00:48:57	Oh, stop it. You're insane.
00:48:59	I've never slept with Jack.
00:49:03	What?
00:49:05	I have never slept with Jack.
00:49:06	I don't believe you.
00:49:08	You know, I just...
00:49:09	I just left a message
00:49:11	saying I wanted to move back in.
00:49:13	That is so pathetic.
00:49:15	Enjoy. Enjoy.
00:49:18	But, baby!
00:49:20	No, don't baby me.
00:49:25	OK, so I was wrong about Jack.
00:49:40	Jack?
00:49:43	Uh, hi. Um...
00:49:46	- Cheryl.
00:49:47	I can't believe you
00:49:49	What are you talking about?
00:49:52	I just... I just said.
00:49:55	So, uh, how... how are things?
00:49:58	You said you were going out
00:50:00	Really? I said that.
00:50:04	It's funny. I don't
00:50:06	You said you'd be gone all week.
00:50:08	Oh, I did say that.
00:50:09	Uh, and, uh,
00:50:11	My ski trip. Ahem.
00:50:12	I was supposed to go
00:50:13	and it got canceled.
00:50:15	You said you were flying to L.A.
00:50:16	to audition for a sitcom.
00:50:18	I did?
00:50:20	I can't believe
00:50:21	to care about you, Jack.
00:50:22	Uh, look.
00:50:24	Uh, Cheryl...
00:50:25	Just do me a favor.
00:50:27	Don't call me again.
00:50:29	OK?
00:50:32	Jerk.
00:50:33	Good to see you, too, Cheryl.
00:50:37	Hap... Hap...
00:50:42	She's my friend.
00:50:52	Hey, pal, did you see, uh...
00:50:55	Right.
00:50:57	I'm just fine.
00:51:00	Great, Jack.
00:51:02	[Speaking Hindi]
00:51:05	OK, it's, uh, how you doing?
00:51:09	Uh, Cindy, please,
00:51:10	we're making a scene.
00:51:11	Could you come out of there now?
00:51:13	Um... yeah.
00:51:19	Uh, you about ready to go?
00:51:21	Because I think I'd really
00:51:22	Like right now.
00:51:25	Cindy!
00:51:26	I'm coming.
00:51:28	Please. Please, Cindy.
00:51:30	Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
00:51:32	For reasons
00:51:35	I need you to come out
00:51:38	Come out.
00:51:42	Oh, my God.
00:51:43	You look like you're about
00:51:47	I know. I look terrible.
00:51:50	No, no, that's not what I meant.
00:51:51	I mean, look, so what,
00:51:52	It's no big deal.
00:51:54	Yeah, sure, you say that now,
00:51:55	but tomorrow, it's going
00:51:58	You know, tomorrow,
00:52:00	Oh, no, there's that chili girl
00:52:02	calling me again."
00:52:03	Come on. You don't know
00:52:06	[Blows Nose]
00:52:10	Eww.
00:52:11	I just wanted everything
00:52:15	Because, Jack, I really think
00:52:22	I just think you're so...
00:52:24	What? What?
00:52:27	I just think you're
00:52:30	You think I'm nice?
00:52:32	You are nice.
00:52:34	Remember last night
00:52:35	when I got the nosebleed
00:52:39	You know, most guys
00:52:41	after something like that.
00:52:44	Most guys.
00:52:46	Uh, why don't we...
00:52:47	What?
00:52:48	Let's just talk, but outside.
00:52:50	Oh, OK.
00:52:51	Not in... no, here,
00:52:55	No, no, no, no, this way.
00:52:56	I paid the check already.
00:52:57	I got your coat, your gloves.
00:52:59	[Crash]
00:53:00	Ow!
00:53:02	? She's got Bette Davis eyes?
00:53:05	? She'll take a tumble on you?
00:53:08	? Throw you like you were dice??
00:53:12	Hey, guys.
00:53:17	Here we go. Whoop...
00:53:19	This is yours.
00:53:20	Can you tell I'm a professional?
00:53:22	Cheers.
00:53:23	Bartender:
00:53:24	'82, rock on.
00:53:28	Ah, that's really good.
00:53:30	So, no. The answer
00:53:34	I won't be serving
00:53:36	Tell me about it.
00:53:39	That's nothing. I'm a waitress.
00:53:42	That's great.
00:53:43	What would you rather be doing?
00:53:45	Um... well, I'm in my
00:53:48	Law school?
00:53:51	You're kidding.
00:53:52	Bridget: You mean
00:53:54	No. As a matter of fact,
00:53:56	My dad's a lawyer,
00:53:58	I picked up a little bit
00:54:00	off the old man, and...
00:54:02	I mean, that's only what
00:54:04	before I get out and play
00:54:06	That and buying and selling
00:54:09	Condos is something
00:54:11	You know,
00:54:12	This is Reaganomics.
00:54:14	This is the time to invest,
00:54:16	I'm kind of nervous.
00:54:17	It's the first time
00:54:19	I've ever been on
00:54:20	It's kind of cool.
00:54:21	Do you guys like to dance,
00:54:22	or do you like Devo or what?
00:54:23	You know what?
00:54:25	really feature you guys well.
00:54:27	They're really sexy.
00:54:28	My clothes and those clothes
00:54:29	would look good on my floor.
00:54:30	Seriously.
00:54:32	By the way,
00:54:33	how do you like your eggs
00:54:34	Scrambled or fertilized?
00:54:36	No. I'm kidding.
00:54:37	[Punk Music Blares]
00:54:39	I can't believe I'm letting you
00:54:40	drag me back into this skank pit.
00:54:43	I'm gonna go find Tony.
00:54:45	Yeah, OK.
00:54:54	All right.
00:54:55	I can't believe you
00:54:59	Will you grow up already?
00:55:03	[Boogie Wonderland Plays]
00:55:15	Hey! Hey!
00:55:17	I thought you were giving
00:55:19	Yeah. He went to a party
00:55:21	We have to go meet him there.
00:55:23	- What?
00:55:24	Wanna dance?
00:55:25	Yeah. Sure.
00:55:26	Did you say D, D like dog?
00:55:39	Whoo!
00:55:41	[Burp]
00:55:43	I'm getting out of here.
00:55:45	Val! Val!
00:55:46	? Find romance?
00:55:48	Val!
00:55:49	? Start the dance?
00:55:52	? Find romance?
00:55:55	Val!
00:55:56	Val!
00:55:58	Val!
00:56:16	? In boogie wonderland?
00:56:19	? Boogie wonderland?
00:56:23	? You say your prayers?
00:56:25	? And don't, you don't care?
00:56:28	? You dance and shake your hands?
00:56:32	? In boogie wonderland?
00:56:34	? Boogie wonderland??
00:56:40	I mean, we're not talking
00:56:45	I mean, the dimensions
00:56:48	they're well within
00:56:51	of normal human proportions.
00:56:53	It's not that.
00:56:55	Oh, the time I fell asleep.
00:56:57	Woman, I was tired.
00:57:00	I mean, I'm only human,
00:57:02	It wasn't that either, OK?
00:57:04	Well, what then?
00:57:06	What was so horrible that you
00:57:10	I mean, a person can make
00:57:13	I mean, there's techniques
00:57:15	and books you can buy.
00:57:16	No. I don't think
00:57:18	So I'm hopeless?
00:57:22	You still have your work.
00:57:24	Oh! My work! My work!
00:57:27	Of course. Thank you.
00:57:29	Thank you.
00:57:33	Eric, look, some things
00:57:38	Yep. I understand.
00:57:40	You bring me over here,
00:57:42	I'm the worst lover you ever had.
00:57:44	And now you tell me
00:57:46	Look, I'm sorry that
00:57:50	OK? And I'm sorry
00:57:52	that you're so bad in bed.
00:57:54	But most of all, I'm sorry
00:57:56	that I decided to throw
00:57:58	this nightmarish ordeal
00:58:01	because this is breaking me,
00:58:03	Do you understand me?
00:58:05	Nnhh!
00:58:09	You don't have to get
00:58:11	I mean, it's not that bad.
00:58:13	It's not that bad?
00:58:16	It's not that bad?
00:58:19	Eric, we are standing here
00:58:23	who's on the verge of hysteria
00:58:26	and one guest... one guest...
00:58:31	coming to terms with
00:58:33	That's it! That's my party!
00:58:36	Happy fucking New Year!
00:58:41	How could I have been
00:58:41	Wait up.
00:58:42	Of course Ellie's
00:58:44	given that it's
00:58:44	that could happen.
00:58:46	I'm never gonna forgive you
00:58:48	It's not my fault
00:58:49	making out in a bathroom stall.
00:58:50	You know,
00:58:52	when your hands were up my dress!
00:58:53	You know,
00:58:54	but this is my life.
00:58:56	You should be thanking me
00:58:58	sever a totally
00:59:00	Thanking you? My life
00:59:01	is totally screwed up now
00:59:02	Your life has been totally
00:59:05	since the day I met you!
00:59:06	It never gets any better.
00:59:07	You're so depressed, Kevin.
00:59:09	The only reason
00:59:10	is because you
00:59:12	by comparison.
00:59:13	Oh, thank you.
00:59:14	Your life's a rose!
00:59:16	Maybe I should leave.
00:59:19	Maybe you should!
00:59:22	Where you going?
00:59:24	To find that bartender.
00:59:27	The bartender?
00:59:29	Give him my regards.
00:59:29	I will. Fuck you!
00:59:31	Fuck you!
00:59:33	Just remember, I was the one
00:59:34	that wanted
00:59:53	Oh!
00:59:54	Jack, what are you doing?
00:59:56	Nothing. I just, uh...
00:59:58	Mm...
01:00:07	Mm. [Giggles]
01:00:17	Hey, you OK over there?
01:00:19	Wow...
01:00:21	OK, let's go now.
01:00:22	Oh.
01:00:23	I guess I was wrong
01:00:26	turning out to be so terrible.
01:00:27	Yeah. Maybe. But let's
01:00:29	No. Jack, I mean,
01:00:31	I think I'm falling
01:00:33	What?
01:00:35	I mean, I... I think
01:00:38	Oh... not again.
01:00:41	What do you mean
01:00:42	Look, don't do this, OK?
01:00:44	You don't even know me.
01:00:45	But I like you, and I
01:00:49	Yeah. I do like you.
01:00:51	But I like a lot of people. See?
01:00:55	Yeah, I see.
01:00:56	Oh, come on, don't be like that.
01:00:58	Cindy!
01:01:00	My name is Cindy!
01:01:03	Right. I know. I'm sorry.
01:01:04	Who's Cheryl?
01:01:06	She's... wh... th...
01:01:08	You're in love with
01:01:10	No! No. I'm not in love
01:01:12	That's the point.
01:01:15	Look, let's just forget everything,
01:01:16	and we'll go to the party.
01:01:18	Go to the party with me.
01:01:19	Be careful on the ice.
01:01:21	I wouldn't go
01:01:22	if you were
01:01:24	Come on, don't do this, Cindy.
01:01:26	Oh, go to hell! Aah!
01:01:27	Aah, aah, oh, God.
01:01:30	Oh, my God!
01:01:32	Oh... God!
01:01:35	You all right?
01:01:36	No! I think I landed in
01:01:40	Eww!
01:01:41	Eww!
01:01:45	Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed.
01:01:47	It's not that bad. Really.
01:01:48	It's not that bad.
01:01:50	Oh, leave me alone!
01:01:53	Jesus, I hate you.
01:01:55	You're just such a big phony!
01:01:57	It's like you're not nice at all!
01:01:59	I never said I was nice.
01:02:00	You're the one
01:02:02	about how nice I was.
01:02:03	Oh, you're so conceited!
01:02:05	What are you talking about?
01:02:06	You think I haven't noticed?
01:02:08	I mean, ever since you
01:02:12	before last night,
01:02:13	you've been hounding me
01:02:16	Why did I choose you?
01:02:18	What was it about you?
01:02:20	That's all you care about!
01:02:21	I was curious.
01:02:23	Listen, you think there was
01:02:27	Well, guess what?
01:02:31	Yeah, that's right.
01:02:32	You were just there.
01:02:33	I would have gone home
01:02:36	I just wanted
01:02:38	It could've been anybody!
01:02:40	OK, date's over.
01:02:41	just end this date
01:02:43	That's fine with me.
01:02:44	We'll both go home,
01:02:45	we'll never have to
01:02:46	Sounds perfect.
01:02:47	Great. Wanna share a cab?
01:02:48	Fine!
01:02:49	Fine.
01:02:53	I bet that Cheryl person
01:02:55	Yeah. Her and every
01:02:57	Taxi!
01:02:59	So common, so typical,
01:03:03	You men are so similar
01:03:06	You're like a pack
01:03:08	These matches
01:03:11	Here you go, baby.
01:03:12	I can't be babied,
01:03:15	You see what I did?
01:03:16	I said thank you.
01:03:18	And courtesy and manners
01:03:20	Men, you get into
01:03:22	and the woman is so willing
01:03:24	to sublimate her needs
01:03:26	through the important
01:03:30	Very lovingly.
01:03:31	And then you turn your back
01:03:34	and you go into a public restroom,
01:03:36	and there he is,
01:03:39	Do you see what I'm saying?
01:03:41	Oh, I feel you.
01:03:42	And who do I have to blame?
01:03:45	because I've dated enough
01:03:48	to know that you are all
01:03:52	in search of a giant teat
01:03:54	from which to suck
01:03:57	until I'm a hollow shell.
01:04:00	What?
01:04:01	Well, baby,
01:04:03	just made me think I
01:04:05	Uh, I'm sensing
01:04:07	coming from the back seat.
01:04:08	Oh, really?
01:04:10	Well, that's not good
01:04:11	That kind of energy
01:04:13	damages the plush interior
01:04:15	And you're blowing
01:04:18	You need to find yourself a man
01:04:19	who's secure enough
01:04:21	for the superior woman
01:04:24	I like a strong woman.
01:04:25	Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:04:27	And you are a strong woman.
01:04:29	If I was you,
01:04:31	and celebrate
01:04:33	What do you think
01:04:35	This corner's great.
01:04:37	This corner's fantastic for me.
01:04:39	Well, let's do that.
01:04:41	to pull over so soon,
01:04:43	do you wanna make slow,
01:04:44	or should I leave
01:04:46	Baby? Baby?
01:04:48	Baby actually left.
01:04:50	Mm, mm, mm.
01:04:53	Now, let me see.
01:04:57	I must not have smiled.
01:04:59	Bridget: That was
01:05:01	Really, law school.
01:05:04	Do you believe him going on
01:05:05	about real estate all night?
01:05:06	What is it with guys
01:05:08	where they think you give a shit
01:05:09	Oh! There he is.
01:05:11	Bridget: You think this is too mean
01:05:17	Caitlyn: Please,
01:05:21	but what's with the cowboy shirt
01:05:24	Bridget: Really.
01:05:25	Oh, and you might want
01:05:28	This whole thing
01:05:29	is so predictable.
01:05:30	What do you expect?
01:05:32	What time is it anyway?
01:05:35	Oh, my God.
01:05:36	- What?
01:05:37	An hour? Are you serious?
01:05:39	Come on!
01:05:40	Wait a minute.
01:05:44	The last thing...
01:05:45	The last day of 1981.
01:05:47	? I don't care?
01:05:51	? I don't care?
01:05:52	? We don't care?
01:05:54	? I don't care?
01:05:56	? About this world?
01:05:58	? I don't care?
01:05:59	? About that girl?
01:06:02	? I don't care??
01:06:21	[Moans]
01:06:23	Eric:
01:06:26	Oh, that's so good.
01:06:28	[Monica Whimpers]
01:06:29	You see,
01:06:31	Most people,
01:06:35	of the rotational thrust.
01:06:38	Eric, you're hurting my skin.
01:06:40	Well, that's just great!
01:06:42	Ow!
01:06:43	You know,
01:06:44	with the problem here,
01:06:46	I think it's you.
01:06:47	I think you're blaming me
01:06:49	because you're clearly stunted
01:06:51	It's not my fault you're
01:06:54	Well, that's so typical
01:06:57	It's all about emotions
01:07:00	and feelings and all that
01:07:03	It's sex. That's it!
01:07:06	Two people in a bed getting off!
01:07:09	Not some ethereal thing
01:07:13	Look, you wanted to know
01:07:16	and I told you.
01:07:17	You don't have to bite
01:07:19	just because you're inadequate.
01:07:20	Oh, now I'm inadequate.
01:07:22	Mm-hmm.
01:07:23	You think I'm inadequate?
01:07:25	Yeah.
01:07:26	Well, you just take
01:07:29	and I'll show you
01:07:33	What are you doing?
01:07:35	I'm gonna prove you wrong.
01:07:38	I'm gonna have you
01:07:41	begging for mercy.
01:07:44	[Grunts]
01:07:45	Oh, my God!
01:07:47	Are you insane?
01:07:53	Jesus, there's nobody here yet?
01:07:56	Uh, Eric's here.
01:07:58	Eric, right. Hi.
01:08:01	Hi, I'm Hillary.
01:08:03	I just love your flowers.
01:08:06	My what?
01:08:07	Your, you know, your flowers.
01:08:13	Jesus, you scared me
01:08:18	Wanna beer?
01:08:20	What are you still doing
01:08:22	I thought we were
01:08:25	Yeah, well, Tony's not here yet,
01:08:26	so we'll just stick around
01:08:29	Great.
01:08:30	Man, that's a cool party, huh?
01:08:33	It's retarded.
01:08:36	Oh, yeah? Well,
01:08:38	Ronkonkoma.
01:08:41	What?
01:08:42	You know, Ronkonkoma.
01:08:44	Yeah, well,
01:08:46	Long Island, huh?
01:08:48	I'm from Jersey.
01:08:50	Congratulations.
01:08:52	Yeah.
01:08:55	So, uh, can I ask you a question?
01:08:57	It's a free country.
01:08:59	Well, did Val say something
01:09:00	Because I thought we were
01:09:02	for a while.
01:09:04	I mean, it felt like
01:09:05	you know, and, now she's
01:09:10	and I'm just wondering,
01:09:12	did I do something to offend her?
01:09:16	You know how it is.
01:09:20	Yeah.
01:09:21	It's like when I first met Val,
01:09:23	I was like... whoa!
01:09:25	This is the one.
01:09:28	you know, she's different.
01:09:29	I mean, she's just
01:09:32	and l, you know,
01:09:33	I wanted to, like,
01:09:34	and I wanted to be with her,
01:09:36	you know, her big eyes,
01:09:39	I just thought maybe, you know,
01:09:42	I mean, you know,
01:09:45	I don't know. I mean...
01:09:47	All right, you probably think
01:09:50	Sayin' somethin'
01:09:54	Look, can I tell you
01:09:56	Because this is like
01:09:59	I mean, I'm standing here
01:10:02	on fucking Avenue D,
01:10:03	so I'm sorry if you're
01:10:05	finding the right girl
01:10:07	But I'm just trying
01:10:09	before somebody kills me,
01:10:11	All right.
01:10:14	Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
01:10:19	? Please?
01:10:21	? Don't let this feeling end?
01:10:24	? It may not come again?
01:10:28	? And I want to remember?
01:10:34	? How it feels to touch you?
01:10:40	? How I feel so much?
01:10:45	? Since I found you?
01:10:52	? Looking through
01:11:14	I got you some flowers.
01:11:21	Uh, mind if I sit down?
01:11:23	I'm with someone.
01:11:25	Wh...
01:11:26	You're with someone?
01:11:27	You understand.
01:11:29	What, the bartender?
01:11:30	He's in the bathroom.
01:11:32	He's going to be right back.
01:11:33	You know what?
01:11:35	That's what you wanted to do.
01:11:36	Just go home
01:11:37	and don't worry about me,
01:11:39	'cause I'm set for the night.
01:11:42	Look, you just met this guy.
01:11:45	So?
01:11:46	So don't you think
01:11:47	it seems a little sudden
01:11:48	or something to be...
01:11:49	You are much
01:11:50	more judgmental
01:11:52	- Have you ever noticed that, Kevin?
01:11:54	You want to throw yourself at some guy
01:11:56	I'm going home.
01:11:58	Oh.
01:12:01	There.
01:12:02	Thanks.
01:12:03	OK. Look...
01:12:04	What?
01:12:05	The thing is... What l...
01:12:06	what I want to say,
01:12:07	what I'm...
01:12:10	Yes?
01:12:13	Yes, Kevin?
01:12:15	Let's do it.
01:12:17	What?
01:12:18	I think we should do it.
01:12:19	You've got to be kidding.
01:12:21	I'm serious.
01:12:22	go back to the coffee shop
01:12:23	and... just... do it.
01:12:26	What do you say?
01:12:27	You know what?
01:12:31	It's my birthday.
01:12:32	We're practically
01:12:33	You said so yourself.
01:12:34	Come on.
01:12:37	I dare you.
01:12:39	I dare you to fuck me.
01:13:07	? Ain't no big thing?
01:13:09	Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm.
01:13:10	? To wait for the bell to ring?
01:13:13	Deep thing.
01:13:17	? The toll of the bell??
01:13:19	Hillary:
01:13:20	she actually broke up with you
01:13:21	on New Year's Eve?
01:13:23	Eric:
01:13:24	Well, obviously
01:13:26	by your creativity.
01:13:27	Your work,
01:13:28	so powerful.
01:13:30	You think so?
01:13:31	Oh, absolutely.
01:13:32	What other reason
01:13:35	See, l... I've always
01:13:36	by the female form.
01:13:38	Oh.
01:13:39	Take you, Hillary.
01:13:40	You would make
01:13:41	You have an almost perfect symmetry.
01:13:43	I've been working out.
01:13:44	Ohh, I can see that.
01:13:46	[Burps]
01:13:47	You really seem
01:13:49	I guess I do.
01:13:51	I can't believe I almost
01:13:54	I feel exactly the same way.
01:13:55	Can I get you another drink?
01:13:57	Hillary, you should
01:13:59	and take a look at my work
01:14:00	before my next show.
01:14:02	Really? I mean, of course.
01:14:06	Great.
01:14:07	[Both Laugh]
01:14:11	Taxi!
01:14:12	Oh, great.
01:14:13	like I'm not even here.
01:14:15	Look, can I just say something?
01:14:16	I'm not speaking to you, Jack.
01:14:18	I think you'll feel
01:14:19	if you hear me out.
01:14:22	Look, what happened between us
01:14:24	this ongoing problem with me.
01:14:26	It... lt happens all the time.
01:14:27	I meet someone,
01:14:29	but then the next day, it's...
01:14:30	What? Next day what?
01:14:32	Well, they tell me that
01:14:33	suddenly they've developed
01:14:34	these feelings for me.
01:14:36	W-What are you saying?
01:14:37	That every woman
01:14:39	falls in love with you
01:14:40	Yes.
01:14:41	It's like a curse.
01:14:43	A woman falls in love with you
01:14:45	and you think that's a curse?
01:14:46	You have no idea.
01:14:47	No. I don't,
01:14:49	because I think you're lucky.
01:14:51	I mean, there are some people
01:14:52	who wait their entire lives
01:14:53	for somebody to tell them
01:14:54	they feel that way about them,
01:14:55	and you,
01:14:57	like it's nothing,
01:14:58	like it's a minor
01:15:00	Well, let me tell you
01:15:03	You are cursed,
01:15:05	just not the way
01:15:08	Well, then how?
01:15:13	Good-bye, Jack.
01:15:18	Where you going?
01:15:19	[Whistles]
01:15:21	Taxi.
01:15:23	Cindy, wait.
01:15:24	You can't leave.
01:15:25	You got dog shit on your back.
01:15:29	Your dress.
01:15:35	Fuck me.
01:15:42	Will you hurry up?
01:15:43	There's got to be a cab
01:15:45	I can't. I can't go on.
01:15:46	No, listen to me.
01:15:49	I'm getting to that party.
01:15:50	Do you understand me?
01:15:51	It's my only hope,
01:15:54	Excuse me?
01:15:55	I know it's not much,
01:15:56	but at least Eric
01:15:58	Eric?
01:15:59	Oh, you want Eric?
01:16:01	the bartender/lawyer/real estate guy.
01:16:03	Taxi.
01:16:05	Lady.
01:16:06	He's all yours.
01:16:07	Get away from that cab.
01:16:10	We have an emergency.
01:16:14	292 Great Jones Street.
01:16:16	Oh, you know, baby,
01:16:17	you better tell me that
01:16:19	I'm a little intoxicated.
01:16:20	It's New Year's Eve. Ha ha.
01:16:22	I can't believe
01:16:24	that you'd go for that lawyer.
01:16:25	I suppose now you want him
01:16:26	for yourself, huh?
01:16:27	You are so paranoid.
01:16:29	Or maybe you want
01:16:31	Is that it?
01:16:32	Hey, hey.
01:16:34	Please... Please don't touch me.
01:16:36	Too much hostility.
01:16:37	Can you just get the car to move?
01:16:39	You know, baby,
01:16:40	you got to stay still
01:16:43	What?
01:16:45	Would you like a cigarette?
01:16:46	Yeah.
01:16:47	Yeah, come on.
01:16:49	Here you go.
01:16:52	You know, this song
01:16:53	always reminds me
01:16:54	of me and my buddy Twain.
01:16:57	Twain was my best friend
01:17:00	till we fell in love
01:17:02	Mmm. Pretty girl. Foxy.
01:17:05	Anyway, Twain
01:17:07	You know, I was a shy
01:17:09	I had no Afro back then,
01:17:10	so, you know, I wasn't...
01:17:11	wasn't smooth.
01:17:13	Anyway, one night
01:17:16	bump into Twain
01:17:18	eating dinner.
01:17:20	I sat in the back
01:17:21	and watched them eat dinner
01:17:22	all goddamn night.
01:17:23	First they had
01:17:26	wine, cheese, the whole thing,
01:17:28	and the whole time
01:17:29	I said,
01:17:32	Next thing I know,
01:17:34	Twain bite into a string bean
01:17:35	and choked to death
01:17:36	right in the middle
01:17:38	of the goddamn restaurant.
01:17:40	Mmm. Hmm.
01:17:41	I always thought,
01:17:42	It should've been me.
01:17:44	This song always make me
01:17:46	Mmm.
01:17:48	Silky ho.
01:17:50	So what are you saying,
01:17:53	No.
01:17:56	He's saying we shouldn't fight
01:17:57	about these guys,
01:17:58	and personally,
01:18:01	Oh, I know I'm right, baby.
01:18:02	What if, for the sake
01:18:03	of our friendship,
01:18:04	to leave the party
01:18:06	[Laughs]
01:18:08	You...
01:18:10	you mean no guys at all?
01:18:12	That sounds much better,
01:18:13	Uh-huh.
01:18:15	You mean, we go home alone,
01:18:16	no guys at all,
01:18:17	even if it means we get jinxed
01:18:18	for the whole year?
01:18:22	That's the kind of sacrifice
01:18:23	I'm willing to make
01:18:29	[Laughs]
01:18:30	Well,
01:18:32	OK.
01:18:33	OK.
01:18:34	OK.
01:18:35	What's happening
01:18:37	is beautiful.
01:18:38	It's beautiful.
01:18:41	Is there any way that you can
01:18:42	get this car to just move?
01:18:45	Is there any way
01:18:46	and, uh,
01:18:56	Lucy:
01:18:57	Just stop it.
01:18:59	Stop it.
01:19:02	What? What? What?
01:19:03	What... What did I do?
01:19:06	I don't know.
01:19:08	I just...
01:19:11	and I saw your face,
01:19:12	and I realized
01:19:14	I can't do this.
01:19:16	What?
01:19:17	You just saw my face
01:19:18	and realized you can't
01:19:20	I can't go on forever
01:19:21	having sex with people
01:19:23	who don't care about me.
01:19:25	And you just r...
01:19:27	You just realized this now?
01:19:29	Yeah,
01:19:31	I did.
01:19:42	So all the years of empty,
01:19:43	meaningless sex
01:19:44	with countless strangers
01:19:46	that's great, that's fine,
01:19:48	but here,
01:19:49	now,
01:19:51	with me,
01:19:52	and bam,
01:19:53	you have an epiphany
01:19:54	you can't do it anymore?
01:19:55	Don't yell at me, Kevin.
01:19:58	You're fucked up,
01:20:00	I'm fucked up? I mean,
01:20:02	what are you? I mean,
01:20:03	w-what do you call somebody
01:20:04	who throws himself
01:20:05	into one doomed relationship
01:20:06	after the next
01:20:09	What? What?
01:20:15	Thank you.
01:20:19	See you.
01:20:33	[Sirens]
01:20:34	I can't go on.
01:20:35	This guy weighs a fucking ton.
01:20:37	I knew we should've
01:20:39	Hold on.
01:20:40	Are you kidding?
01:20:41	[Gunshots]
01:20:42	Did you guys hear those gunshots?
01:20:44	Just get him into a cab.
01:20:46	We can't just put him in a cab.
01:20:47	He ain't conscious.
01:20:49	Oh, aren't we concerned?
01:20:50	Look, he'll be all right, OK?
01:20:51	W-We'll pay the driver
01:20:52	and give him the address.
01:20:53	Does he got any money on him?
01:20:54	Yeah. In his wallet.
01:20:58	I'm not finding a wallet here.
01:21:00	Wait a minute.
01:21:01	Here it is.
01:21:04	Hey, there's no money in here.
01:21:05	Oh, well, that's just great.
01:21:07	I told you we should've
01:21:08	God, Stephie, please.
01:21:11	I can't take it anymore.
01:21:12	All you do is complain.
01:21:14	I mean, Stephie,
01:21:15	have you ever thought to look
01:21:16	on the bright side
01:21:18	Did you ever think
01:21:19	that maybe you could
01:21:21	if you just shut your freakin' mouth
01:21:25	I mean, nothing's
01:21:27	God.
01:21:28	Oh, my God.
01:21:30	What?
01:21:31	This is the address
01:21:33	for my cousin's party.
01:21:34	You're shitting me.
01:21:35	No way. This is totally
01:21:36	the right address.
01:21:37	Yes. We're saved.
01:21:38	Thank you, God.
01:21:39	We're going to the party.
01:21:41	Come on.
01:21:42	Dave, I'll catch up
01:21:44	Stephie: Come on,
01:21:45	[Moans]
01:21:58	Elvis Costello:
01:22:01	? This wicked world?
01:22:05	? Searching for light?
01:22:07	? In the darkness of insanity?
01:22:12	? I ask myself?
01:22:15	? Is all hope lost?
01:22:18	? Is there only?
01:22:20	? Pain and hatred?
01:22:23	? And misery?
01:22:26	? And each time I feel
01:22:29	? There's one thing
01:22:34	? What's so funny about?
01:22:35	? Peace, love
01:22:38	? Oh?
01:22:40	? What's so funny about?
01:22:42	? Peace, love
01:22:50	Hush your mouth, baby.
01:22:59	? And as I walk on?
01:23:02	? Through troubled times?
01:23:06	? My spirit gets so downhearted?
01:23:10	? Sometimes?
01:23:13	? So where are the strong?
01:23:16	? Who are the trusted?
01:23:19	? And where is that harmony?
01:23:25	? Sweet harmony?
01:23:27	? 'Cause each time?
01:23:28	? I feel it slipping away?
01:23:31	? It just makes me want to cry?
01:23:34	? What's so funny...??
01:23:36	Hi. This must be it, huh?
01:23:38	Happy New Year.
01:23:43	All: Five... four...
01:23:45	three... two... one.
01:23:49	Happy New Year!
01:24:07	[Groans] Ohh.
01:24:11	Oh, God.
01:24:18	Ow. Ow.
01:24:28	[Gasps] Jesus.
01:24:31	Hi. Hi, puppy.
01:24:33	Good dog.
01:24:35	Good dog.
01:24:56	Hey.
01:24:59	Wake up.
01:25:00	Huh?
01:25:03	Who the fuck are you?
01:25:05	I live here.
01:25:06	Who the fuck are you?
01:25:07	Oh, you're Monica.
01:25:09	Hi. I'm Stephie.
01:25:10	I'm a friend
01:25:12	My cousin Val?
01:25:14	Yeah, yeah. She brought me
01:25:17	Oh, God. I'm so hung over.
01:25:20	I can't believe it.
01:25:24	M-My cousin Val
01:25:26	was here last night?
01:25:28	Uh, yeah.
01:25:29	Her and about
01:25:32	Well, that's great.
01:25:36	That's just great.
01:25:38	Everybody came
01:25:40	[Gasps]
01:25:41	This is so cool.
01:25:43	Oh, and I called my parents,
01:25:45	and they want you to come over
01:25:46	for dinner tonight.
01:25:47	What?
01:25:48	No, it's cool,
01:25:49	I slept on the sofa,
01:25:50	so you won't get
01:25:51	Trouble?
01:25:53	You know, 'cause you looked
01:25:54	a lot older last night.
01:25:55	Oh, will you relax?
01:25:57	I'm not telling no one.
01:25:59	It'll be our little secret,
01:26:01	like Romeo and Juliet.
01:26:02	Oh, my God.
01:26:03	You know, there's a reason
01:26:05	why I don't mind
01:26:07	You want to know what it is?
01:26:08	I bet I know.
01:26:09	I bet you don't.
01:26:12	I love you.
01:26:13	Yeah.
01:26:14	Ohh.
01:26:16	Oh, and it's really cool, too,
01:26:17	because we can spend
01:26:20	and then in June,
01:26:21	you can come to my prom.
01:26:24	Shit, my friends
01:26:25	are going to be so jealous.
01:26:29	1982 is gonna be, like,
01:26:31	the coolest year ever.
01:26:33	[Hillary Moans]
01:26:37	Eric: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:26:38	Oh, God.
01:26:39	Yes. Aah!
01:26:42	Oh, you love that.
01:26:43	[Both Gasp]
01:26:53	So?
01:26:54	What?
01:26:56	You know,
01:26:57	was it... you know?
01:26:59	Oh, yeah. It was great.
01:27:01	Ha ha. I know.
01:27:02	Oh, jeez.
01:27:08	So do you want
01:27:09	Oh, yeah, sure,
01:27:11	if I have time.
01:27:13	If you have time?
01:27:14	Well, you know,
01:27:15	I just started working
01:27:16	at this gallery and it's kind of
01:27:17	all-consuming right now,
01:27:19	but, if I have time,
01:27:21	Well, uh,
01:27:22	to be perfectly honest
01:27:24	no, I don't know.
01:27:27	The band? What band?
01:27:28	There were... There were
01:27:30	At my house?
01:27:32	Here? At... At my party?
01:27:34	Yeah, yeah.
01:27:35	You know,
01:27:36	but that don't mean much.
01:27:38	This guy with funny glasses,
01:27:40	Elvis something?
01:27:42	Elvis Costello?
01:27:44	Yeah, yeah. That's who it was.
01:27:45	Yeah, I heard he had
01:27:49	Elvis Costello...
01:27:50	the love of my life...
01:27:52	was here...
01:27:53	at my house...
01:27:55	singing at my party?
01:27:56	Yeah, yeah.
01:27:57	He was going on and on
01:27:59	about the crab dip,
01:28:00	asking around for the recipe.
01:28:01	Nobody had it.
01:28:03	It was off the box.
01:28:07	I could've told him that.
01:28:09	Look,
01:28:10	just tell me one thing.
01:28:12	I'm not a vain person.
01:28:15	Was the sex any good at all?
01:28:18	No. I'm sorry. It was bad.
01:28:30	[Telephone Rings]
01:28:32	Bridget: Hello.
01:28:33	Hey. So are you
01:28:35	No.
01:28:38	Oh, that's the worst.
01:28:42	So what'd you think
01:28:44	last night?
01:28:45	Mmm. Do you believe
01:28:47	that lawyer-bartender guy
01:28:49	He wasn't so bad.
01:28:50	I mean, he was really nice
01:28:51	about us ditching him
01:28:53	Are you crazy?
01:28:54	What a disappointing party.
01:28:56	Those guys were such total posers.
01:28:58	I'm so glad we decided
01:29:00	Oh.
01:29:01	Want to go for breakfast?
01:29:02	Um...
01:29:05	No. Maybe lunch?
01:29:08	Oh.
01:29:09	I got to go.
01:29:10	? Give it to me, baby?
01:29:14	Hey.
01:29:17	Guess who reloaded, baby.
01:29:19	? Give it to me
01:29:21	? Give it to me
01:29:22	? Give me your stuff
01:29:24	I mean,
01:29:25	at least they showed up,
01:29:27	right? I mean,
01:29:28	at least I don't have to spend
01:29:29	the rest of my life
01:29:30	thinking I have no friends
01:29:32	and everybody hates me.
01:29:33	Right?
01:29:36	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:37	Listen, do you got
01:29:39	I got to meet this guy Tony
01:29:40	for breakfast.
01:29:42	It's in the bathroom.
01:29:43	Thanks.
01:29:55	[Gasps]
01:29:59	Ohh.
01:30:01	Ohh.
01:30:04	Mmm.
01:30:15	[Groans]
01:30:20	Oh, God.
01:30:24	Where are my fucking glasses?
01:30:26	Oh, no. Not again.
01:30:29	Elvis?
01:30:30	[Coughs]
01:30:31	[Gasps]
01:30:33	[Laughs]
01:30:46	All right.
01:30:52	So, uh, can I call you later?
01:30:56	You mean, like, later today?
01:30:59	Uh, yeah, unless...
01:31:00	unless you think that's too jerky.
01:31:01	Is that too jerky or something?
01:31:02	No. No,
01:31:03	I don't think it's too jerky.
01:31:04	You don't?
01:31:06	Uh-uh.
01:31:08	OK, good. You know, uh,
01:31:12	because,
01:31:13	you know, l... I really
01:31:16	you know, as,
01:31:17	like, I like you a lot.
01:31:20	You do?
01:31:21	Yeah.
01:31:23	I mean, I don't think
01:31:24	a lot of time to know
01:31:26	You know, you just...
01:31:27	You know, when you know it,
01:31:29	you know, when it happens,
01:31:31	and I know it.
01:31:33	You know what I mean?
01:31:34	Yeah.
01:31:35	Yeah. So do I.
01:31:43	So...
01:31:45	we should go
01:31:47	You want to?
01:31:48	OK.
01:32:05	You're going to think
01:32:09	I think I'm falling
01:32:12	[Laughs]
01:32:14	l...
01:32:16	No, I don't think
01:32:34	[Sniffs]
01:32:35	Hey, man, you smell dog shit?
01:32:44	Did you know that cigarettes
01:32:45	are a shield against
01:32:47	with other people?
01:32:51	It's true. I read it.
01:32:55	People protect themselves
01:32:58	by relating to their cigarettes
01:32:59	instead of each other.
01:33:06	That's what struck me last night
01:33:07	watching all those people
01:33:08	standing around
01:33:09	Why is everyone so afraid?
01:33:11	Why are people so scared
01:33:13	Like us?
01:33:14	No. We've never been anything
01:33:15	but totally honest
01:33:17	Them.
01:33:20	? More than this?
01:33:23	? You know there's nothing?
01:33:27	? More than this??
01:33:30	Anyway, I think it's time
01:33:33	Mm-hmmm.
01:33:34	? More than this?
01:33:36	Lucy:
01:33:38	and cranky and fat,
01:33:39	and you'll whine,
01:33:41	and you'll lose
01:33:43	and you're gonna blame me.
01:33:45	Cabbie:
01:33:45	to a crazy
01:33:47	after I put the cab up, I mean.
01:33:49	I got pictures. Look here.
01:33:50	Now these two girls
01:33:52	oh, I couldn't understand
01:33:54	a-and where in the hell
01:33:57	Now this guy here,
01:33:58	he's a famous necrophiliac
01:33:59	with a album.
01:34:00	He kept dragging a dead girl
01:34:01	around the party.
01:34:03	Look at his eyes, man.
01:34:04	Look at her.
01:34:06	This dude right here I call,
01:34:07	vagina puppet man,
01:34:08	'cause he kept
01:34:10	with his hands,
01:34:11	but he's a real talented fella.
01:34:12	I mean, I see big things
01:34:14	'cause there's a market
01:34:16	Oh, this girl right here
01:34:17	keeps feeding people
01:34:18	but I think she want
01:34:20	if you know what I'm saying.
01:34:21	Uh, now this little girl here,
01:34:23	I picked her up
01:34:24	It's a small city, ain't it?
01:34:26	That must be the guy
01:34:27	she was so nervous
01:34:29	Just when he started
01:34:30	wouldn't you know,
01:34:31	one of the ugliest bitches
01:34:32	I've ever seen
01:34:34	and I'm not one
01:34:36	but I think this woman was,
01:34:37	because she had a penis.
01:34:39	Oh, there's Dutch boy
01:34:41	with, uh, the girl
01:34:43	I ain't going
01:34:44	but I'm going to tell you this,
01:34:45	I bet you she write
01:34:46	in crayons here and there.
01:34:47	There I go. There I go.
01:34:49	I'm having fun right here.
01:34:50	Almost having fun,
01:34:51	and here go my man right here.
01:34:52	Remember him?
01:34:54	listen to me, man.
01:34:55	He got 2 girls,
01:34:56	don't know what to do
01:34:57	You see, big girl right here
01:34:58	wasn't having that.
01:34:59	She got into it with little girl
01:35:00	right there,
01:35:01	and next thing I know,
01:35:02	he's rolling with big girl,
01:35:05	but dig this, right?
01:35:06	Little girl scored
01:35:07	Thank God he brought
01:35:09	if you know what I'm saying.
01:35:10	Now this guy is hungry
01:35:13	and then who walks over
01:35:15	but my little girl
01:35:17	and it looks like
01:35:18	that is until her nose
01:35:21	Then they was hugging,
01:35:22	then they was smiling,
01:35:23	then they was kissing.
01:35:24	Now I think I'm 4 more pages
01:35:27	if you know what I'm saying.
01:35:28	Oh, the guy in the middle,
01:35:29	that's the guy from Happy Days.
01:35:31	I met him, got his autograph
01:35:32	and everything.
01:35:34	The people was dancing,
01:35:35	they was laughing,
01:35:36	if that party got any crazier,
01:35:38	I bet you Rick James
01:35:39	right through the door.
01:35:41	These pictures here,
01:35:43	They make me happy,
01:35:44	if you relax,
01:35:46	you can have a good time, baby,
01:35:47	even if you smell like dog shit.
01:35:50	See, in the end,
01:35:51	everybody got what they
01:35:53	a little love,
01:35:55	and I got what
01:35:57	a little booty.
01:35:58	You can see it in my eyes.
01:35:59	That's my booty look
01:36:24	? Wall to wall?
01:36:27	? People hypnotized?
01:36:32	? And they're stepping?
01:36:35	? Lightly?
01:36:37	? Hang each night?
01:36:40	? In rapture??
01:36:46	[Music Changes]
01:36:50	? She moves like she don't care?
01:36:53	? Smooth as silk, cool as air?
01:36:56	? Ooh, it makes you want to cry?
01:37:02	? She doesn't know your name?
01:37:04	? And your heart beats
01:37:08	? Ooh, it makes you want to die?
01:37:14	? Ooh, don't you wanna take her?
01:37:21	? Wanna make her all your own?
01:37:26	? Maria?
01:37:28	? You've gotta see her?
01:37:32	? Go insane and out of your mind?
01:37:37	? Regina?
01:37:40	? Ave Maria?
01:37:44	? A million and one
01:37:48	[Rap Beat]
01:37:51	? Gettin' dressed to kill?
01:37:53	? Laughin' down the sun
01:37:55	? With his eyes ablaze
01:37:58	? He's gonna fill his cup
01:38:01	? And drink it up
01:38:04	? Circulate the red light vistas?
01:38:05	? Get the girls
01:38:07	? Pinch 'em up
01:38:08	? Kiss 'em fierce with all his might
01:38:10	? Ever, ever?
01:38:12	? Standing on the verge
01:38:15	? Waitin' for me to fall?
01:38:16	? Then I gotta call that said?
01:38:18	? Wait, homed-up homie
01:38:20	? You can be puttin'
01:38:22	? Up in your bippin'
01:38:24	? Fool, you was born to ball?
01:38:26	? Took a little fall and now
01:38:29	[Radio Transmission]
01:38:34	? Yo, rock this
01:38:37	? Move back when you see us
01:38:40	? Smash some, we might have
01:38:42	? Crack more heads
01:38:44	? You and your man
01:38:46	? Rocky Horror
01:38:48	? Come on?
01:38:49	? Get your goosebumps tinglin'?
01:38:50	? Out of the darkness
01:38:52	? Total chaos
01:38:55	? Nothing could save us
01:38:57	? Dearly departed
01:39:00	? Something courageous
01:39:03	? New rigors that devour?
01:39:04	? Don't cry for me
01:39:07	? The power, the power?
01:39:08	? Who's gonna cry?
01:39:12	? For ya?
01:39:13	? Who's gonna cry?
01:39:17	? Over you?
01:39:18	? You think you're infamous
01:39:21	? And you out for the cash
01:39:23	? Lay back on the stack
01:39:26	? Right in my rap's head
01:39:28	? Look out
01:39:30	? But none heard
01:39:32	? The man's out of control?
01:39:33	? The system bounced back?
01:39:35	? But he cracked up
01:39:36	? Quick to lash out?
01:39:38	? You're stunned
01:39:39	? Seconds after?
01:39:40	? Then when you least expect it?
01:39:43	? You understand
01:39:45	? Hey, yo?
01:39:46	? Who's gonna cry?
01:39:50	? For ya?
01:39:52	? Who's gonna cry??
01:39:55	[Music Changes]
01:40:03	? Two dozen other dirty lovers?
01:40:06	? Must be a sucker for it?
01:40:10	? Cracked up
01:40:13	? Just hold my hand
01:40:16	? To a decision on it?
01:40:21	? Sooner or later?
01:40:23	? Your legs give way
01:40:25	? Save it for later?
01:40:26	? Don't run away and let me down?
01:40:28	? Sooner or later?
01:40:30	? You hit the deck
01:40:32	? Save it for later?
01:40:33	? Don't run away, run away?
01:40:35	? And let me down?
01:40:37	? Don't run away, run away
01:40:41	? Don't run away, run away?
01:40:42	? Run away, run away?
01:40:44	? Run away, run away, run away??
01:40:54	Disco Cab Driver:
01:40:55	that I tell you, remember this:
01:40:58	James Brown is the baddest motherfucker

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