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00:00:51 - Throw it here.
00:00:55 - Yeah! You almost had it!
00:00:57 Strike three!
00:01:14 - Here you go. There it is.
00:01:28 - Dang it.
00:01:30 I got a ladder. I'll get it.
00:01:32 Just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof.
00:01:36 That's good thinking, Clark.
00:01:37 I'll just have 80-year-old
00:01:41 Okay, cool. Thanks.
00:01:44 Clark. Hey.
00:01:45 I was kidding. You can't do that.
00:01:48 All right, fine.
00:01:49 Here, give her one of these.
00:01:52 - This is yesterday's paper.
00:01:56 Clark, don't pick your nose
00:01:58 I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
00:02:00 What are you scratching,
00:02:02 Yeah, because it's huge.
00:02:07 Chain break! Not now!
00:02:11 Can you fix it?
00:02:14 - Gus, what should I do with this?
00:02:22 Nelson leans in and gets his sign.
00:02:24 Here comes a fastball.
00:02:27 Swing and a huge miss
00:02:31 Hey, losers. We have a practice
00:02:35 - I thought your practice was at 4:30.
00:02:37 We wanna have a practice
00:02:40 - Oh, okay. Can we hit with you?
00:02:43 Why don't you go home
00:02:48 Look, there's room for all of us.
00:02:52 Listen, we have a game tomorrow...
00:02:55 ...and there's only one field
00:02:57 So beat it!
00:03:01 Maybe this is a sign
00:03:03 My mother said I should hold off
00:03:06 You know, just to make sure
00:03:11 - Stop!
00:03:12 Troy, I think he wants
00:03:15 - Beef stew! Beef stew!
00:03:17 Beef stew! Beef stew! Beef stew!
00:03:20 No, no, no.
00:03:22 No, stop it.
00:03:29 Hey! Get off him!
00:03:31 Later, fart face.
00:03:34 Yeah, you better run!
00:03:41 - Are you all right?
00:03:44 Need us to call your parents
00:03:46 It actually...
00:03:48 ...didn't taste as bad as you'd think.
00:03:54 Nelson, wait!
00:03:58 Oh, I love beef stew.
00:04:01 Why do kids have to be
00:04:10 You know, I haven't been on
00:04:14 I've never even been on a field.
00:04:16 If I tried, the kids in my neighborhood
00:04:20 That's awful, Clark.
00:04:22 Baseball is America's pastime.
00:04:24 That's like saying
00:04:28 You've never had apple pie?
00:04:30 Well, my mom said
00:04:32 That's ridiculous.
00:04:35 Diarrhea?
00:04:37 No. Baseball. It's the best.
00:04:40 Let's come back here later
00:04:43 Can I bring Richie?
00:04:46 - Yeah, bring Richie. Let's say 4:00.
00:04:50 Hold on. My mom's sending me
00:04:54 No way!
00:04:56 We're having macaroni tonight!
00:04:59 Awesome!
00:05:04 - Excuse me.
00:05:07 I rented this
00:05:08 It's nothing but a lame story
00:05:11 And you didn't like it?
00:05:13 I watched it with my parents.
00:05:15 - Come on, it's kind of hot.
00:05:18 All right, I'm sorry.
00:05:20 I'll recommend this:
00:05:23 - It's actually a pretty decent film.
00:05:27 - I think there's two.
00:05:31 - Hey, Richie, are you off yet?
00:05:35 I don't get to work for an hour a day
00:05:38 Gus wants us to
00:05:41 Clark, we don't play baseball.
00:05:43 I told Gus we'd be there, Richie.
00:05:46 And if we don't go,
00:05:48 And that's not what I'm about.
00:05:52 All right, Daytime Emmy.
00:05:54 Hey, Marty, I'm gonna split early,
00:05:57 I don't even know who you are.
00:06:00 Bros before ho's, dude.
00:06:06 Liz, honey, do you know
00:06:09 No. Gus, if we conceive this month,
00:06:13 It would be fun to have
00:06:15 I can't find it.
00:06:17 January also has a higher
00:06:21 I found it. I found it.
00:06:24 I found my mitt, Liz.
00:06:27 Be serious. This is important.
00:06:30 All right, honey, I love you.
00:06:33 Remember, Gus, 6:00.
00:06:38 Gotta keep your eye on the ball.
00:06:40 You just think of that?
00:06:44 Just focus, you'll be fine.
00:06:47 With this vest, it's hard to swing.
00:06:51 Quit picking your nose, Clark.
00:07:04 You just lost your membership
00:07:07 Dang it.
00:07:08 Hey, mister,
00:07:11 You were the ones
00:07:13 So? You douche bags
00:07:16 - Where's your coach?
00:07:18 We have practice here,
00:07:21 Hey, well, no coach, no field. Sorry.
00:07:24 Leave our field,
00:07:27 What is this, Children of the Corn?
00:07:29 I'm gonna call the cops.
00:07:30 We are cops. We're Navy SEALs.
00:07:33 - Navy SEALs aren't cops.
00:07:37 I'm undercover.
00:07:38 All right, you cocky jerks, you want
00:07:42 But there are nine of us
00:07:46 So you should beat us no problem.
00:07:47 - What, are you scared?
00:07:49 Yeah, chicken.
00:07:52 I'm gonna go ask our team.
00:07:54 This is a bad idea. They look tough.
00:07:56 I saw that demon boy laying beef
00:08:01 Clark used to get beef
00:08:04 - Oh, and you didn't?
00:08:08 It's cooler.
00:08:10 - We'll do it.
00:08:12 Makers of what? Poop?
00:08:18 Coming down!
00:08:21 - Balls in.
00:08:23 - Get your position down.
00:08:31 - Strike!
00:08:33 Don't swing if it's not
00:08:35 - Where's the strike zone?
00:08:37 Right there.
00:08:42 - Strike three.
00:08:46 - What a loser.
00:08:48 - That kid's throwing heat.
00:08:51 One out!
00:08:53 Gonna be two outs!
00:08:54 Hey, I bet you're a real good catcher.
00:09:01 - Strike!
00:09:02 - It's not a sword.
00:09:05 - Come on.
00:09:07 - Oh, that's ugly, man.
00:09:10 Come on, now.
00:09:14 - Strike three!
00:09:18 - But I ticked it. It hit the bat.
00:09:20 You're still fat. I ticked it!
00:09:23 - I ticked it. Gus, you see that?
00:09:27 You know what? I was trying
00:09:30 ...and throw them off,
00:09:33 - What dog?
00:09:35 It's cool now. All right, go, Gus.
00:09:39 - Strike him out quick!
00:09:41 - Move in.
00:09:44 - Guy's got nothing.
00:09:51 All right, Gus! Awesome!
00:09:54 All right! Yeah!
00:10:00 - He just did that steroid-free.
00:10:02 Something that makes
00:10:05 - There must be steroids in macaroni.
00:10:09 Yeah!
00:10:12 Nice!
00:10:21 - Here we go.
00:10:22 Batter up!
00:10:32 Strike!
00:10:35 Not so fast!
00:10:36 You're supposed to catch it
00:10:39 Yeah!
00:10:40 I don't need lip from you,
00:10:43 - We're still in this thing.
00:10:47 You're out!
00:10:50 You're out!
00:10:52 Strike three, you're out!
00:10:53 - Come on, Troy. Let's go, Troy.
00:10:58 - Yes!
00:11:08 It's over!
00:11:11 Three, you're out!
00:11:13 Sorry. Shoot.
00:11:16 - Yeah, smack it in the butt.
00:11:19 I'm gonna keep this one in play.
00:11:24 What an idiot.
00:11:27 Strike him out. Strike this loser...
00:11:31 Come on, Kyle, are you okay?
00:11:33 - What happened?
00:11:35 - Hey, get him up.
00:11:38 - Ball's still alive, chumps.
00:11:43 Should somebody call 411?
00:11:45 He's fine.
00:11:47 What's that noise?
00:11:54 - Get him! Get him!
00:11:57 I think he just got the wind
00:12:04 Gus, why didn't you play in
00:12:07 The whole bully thing, and jocks.
00:12:11 Those butts! You could've gone
00:12:14 Yeah, that's the past.
00:12:15 - Hey, Richie, where's your brother?
00:12:19 Is he still dealing with agoraphobia?
00:12:21 Yeah, dude, he hasn't left the house
00:12:25 There he is.
00:12:26 - Hey, Howie.
00:12:29 Hey, guys.
00:12:31 We played an actual game
00:12:35 All these punk teenagers are like,
00:12:38 We're like, "We'll play you for it."
00:12:41 - I hit a foul, dude, it was sweet.
00:12:45 You gotta videotape it next time
00:12:47 - Buddy, just come with us.
00:12:50 It's not that scary. And you could use
00:12:53 Outside, bad. The sun, scary.
00:12:56 He's not my friend.
00:13:00 - I know. Sun, bad. You, cuckoo.
00:13:03 You know the best part about
00:13:06 - What's that?
00:13:09 Richie?
00:13:12 Oh, yeah. Okay, buddy.
00:13:16 - Is that apple juice?
00:13:20 Honestly, you have
00:13:23 You could be a terrific ball player.
00:13:25 When you throw it to me,
00:13:27 Not with my face, but with a glove.
00:13:30 I am starting to get the fever.
00:13:35 Dude, this chick is so hot.
00:13:39 What's going on?
00:13:41 Nothing. Just refilling the bar.
00:13:44 I love salad.
00:13:46 Yeah, it's...
00:13:47 ...good and good for you.
00:13:51 I love salad.
00:13:58 That was some Barry White shit.
00:14:00 Yeah, I work it when I have to.
00:14:02 - How's "Ms. Pac-Man" treating you?
00:14:07 Yeah, that's them, Uncle Jerry.
00:14:10 Richie Goodman and Clark Reedy?
00:14:13 What were you losers doing
00:14:16 - Clark was. I was home.
00:14:18 We were just hitting balls. These kids
00:14:22 That is priceless.
00:14:24 Clork the Dork and Richie Bitchy
00:14:27 - Why is that so funny?
00:14:31 They should stick to what they know:
00:14:35 You, stay away from my field...
00:14:38 ...or I'll have my 12-year-old nephew
00:14:42 Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry.
00:14:46 - What was that?
00:14:49 I thought I'd give you one.
00:14:53 - Oh, really?
00:14:55 Okay, Gus.
00:14:58 Gus...
00:14:59 - Gus Bus.
00:15:03 That's you. Gus Bus.
00:15:06 Wow, that was a brutal comeback.
00:15:08 Let's go, guys. I don't think
00:15:11 Man.
00:15:13 You stay off my field.
00:15:15 Stay away from the fairy dust, Jerry.
00:15:19 - "Gus Bus"?
00:15:22 It was the coolest, Gus.
00:15:24 Never seen anybody stand up
00:15:26 I knew guys like that where I grew up.
00:15:29 I just wanted to say...
00:15:31 ...that was great, the way
00:15:35 That was no big deal.
00:15:36 Well, unfortunately for all of us...
00:15:38 ...Jerry's in charge of
00:15:42 Hey. Are you the kid
00:15:45 Yes. This is my son Nelson.
00:15:47 He's become the fart magnet
00:15:50 I also get a healthy smear
00:15:54 When I was your age, Fairy Jerry
00:15:57 His son just did that to me
00:16:00 I tried to talk to Jerry. He just laughed
00:16:03 Guys like that don't realize
00:16:06 I couldn't agree more.
00:16:17 By the way, thanks for hitting
00:16:20 ...then letting me rip one
00:16:23 It was one of the best days
00:16:26 This car is so radical.
00:16:28 Looks just like K.I.T.T.
00:16:31 It is K.I.T.T. From Knight Rider.
00:16:35 Watch this.
00:16:36 Allow me to introduce myself.
00:16:41 Who are you?
00:16:44 I'm just one of those nerds
00:16:47 ...to make billions.
00:16:50 Maybe I'll see you guys
00:16:52 It was a pleasure to meet you all.
00:16:54 Easy, Mel.
00:17:03 I have yet to perfect the peel-out.
00:17:06 - It was fine.
00:17:08 - Yeah.
00:17:10 Try not to destroy me
00:17:19 Hey, honey, I'm home.
00:17:22 - Where have you been?
00:17:25 I am on an ovulating schedule.
00:17:30 I thought you meant
00:17:32 Did you mean
00:17:34 - Why would you think that?
00:17:37 Don't you ovulate
00:17:40 Gus, that's just weird.
00:17:41 So from now on,
00:17:45 Pacific Standard Time.
00:17:52 Check out this mitt. It's all black.
00:17:54 I look like a Borack warrior
00:18:01 Well, get a load of Mega Mitt.
00:18:08 Hey! Hey! What the...?
00:18:10 Watch it!
00:18:12 Clark? Richie?
00:18:14 I hardly recognize you clowns
00:18:17 Brad. You have really
00:18:20 Oh, eat me.
00:18:22 So I heard from Jerry you tools
00:18:25 I didn't know "athlete"
00:18:28 That's "ama-za-zing."
00:18:31 You think you're hot shit
00:18:34 Why don't you be a stud
00:18:37 Or "register-er."
00:18:40 My team practices today at 5.
00:18:46 You can't handle the truth!
00:18:48 - Bring it!
00:18:57 Gus!
00:18:59 Gus!
00:19:01 He can't hear us.
00:19:10 Hey, fellas.
00:19:13 - You okay, Richie?
00:19:17 We just had a run-in with one of our
00:19:21 - What happened?
00:19:23 ...and he challenged us to a game.
00:19:25 - I don't know if you can leave work.
00:19:27 I'll mow this later.
00:19:30 I think I'm gonna puke.
00:19:33 Bobby, this one's coming for you.
00:19:37 Let's go!
00:19:40 Thattaway. Good job.
00:19:43 Looks like the Three Muske-queers
00:19:46 Everybody, get your butts in here.
00:19:49 Yeah, we got a "scrim-im-age."
00:19:54 How the hell will this work
00:19:56 We got a pitcher, a catcher,
00:19:58 No, you've got a retarded paperboy,
00:20:02 ...and a smelly midget.
00:20:03 You wanna dance?
00:20:06 Dance? We'll beat your ass.
00:20:08 - Death to you.
00:20:13 My wife's the only one
00:20:17 I just know you guys better...
00:20:23 Gus is the new Jet Li.
00:20:25 Bring it on!
00:20:27 Hey, Dad, come down
00:20:31 Strike one!
00:20:33 Strike two!
00:20:35 Strike three!
00:20:37 - Hey!
00:20:40 Strike three!
00:20:42 Hey! What are you laughing at?
00:20:44 He told me a joke.
00:20:49 - Let's go, Richie!
00:20:51 Hey, Dad, come here. Look.
00:20:54 Might wanna throw a fielder
00:21:00 - What you got?
00:21:02 Pulled something. Used to run track.
00:21:05 Come on, Richie.
00:21:06 - Strike two!
00:21:12 Strike three!
00:21:15 Could you tell him to slow it down?
00:21:19 Did you tell him?
00:21:25 - Here you go, Clark.
00:21:27 You're welcome.
00:21:33 Home run!
00:21:36 Yeah! Yeah, did you see that?
00:21:39 All right! You hit another homer!
00:21:42 Howie! He just hit a home run!
00:21:55 Strike one! Strike two! Strike three!
00:21:58 Can I get you a tennis racket?
00:22:01 No!
00:22:11 Bravo, gentlemen. Bravo.
00:22:13 - Great game.
00:22:15 Say, guys, I have this sensational idea
00:22:19 Are you free for lunch tomorrow?
00:22:21 I usually take lunch from 12 to 4:30,
00:22:26 Tomorrow is egg salad day...
00:22:28 ...but I guess I could
00:22:31 Gus, what do you think?
00:22:32 - One sounds good.
00:22:34 I'm at 501 Shmegmer Street.
00:22:37 - See you then.
00:22:39 - Bye. Bye, guys.
00:22:42 - Dude, you're in trouble.
00:22:44 You're definitely busted.
00:22:46 I didn't do anything. I swear!
00:22:56 - This is it?
00:22:58 I just thought it was Clay Aiken
00:23:01 - Who goes there?
00:23:04 It's Gus, Clark and Richie.
00:23:06 - You may enter.
00:23:08 "Thanks, Darth."
00:23:10 - This place is sick, yo.
00:23:14 Two zillion, actually.
00:23:16 Hey, Mel. This place is incredible.
00:23:19 Thank you, Gus. Gentlemen,
00:23:22 Shall we adjourn
00:23:26 Gentlemen, make yourselves
00:23:30 Yoda! R2!
00:23:34 Number 7!
00:23:40 Lunch is ready when you are,
00:23:42 - Hey, Number 7.
00:23:45 Gentlemen, let's eat.
00:23:51 Gentlemen, order any kind
00:23:53 Number 7, thank you.
00:23:55 I'll have a peanut-butter-and-jelly
00:24:06 Can I have tuna fish and Skittles...
00:24:09 ...and pudding skin on wheat,
00:24:13 I guess so.
00:24:19 That was radical!
00:24:22 All right, I got a crazy one for you,
00:24:24 I'd like a turkey on white...
00:24:28 He's good.
00:24:30 So, what's on your mind, Mel?
00:24:31 Gentlemen, it is time we brought
00:24:35 - What cause?
00:24:39 ...the kids who warm the bench while
00:24:43 All of us here in this room have been
00:24:48 ...and now our kids are going through
00:24:51 - Now, Richie, do you have any kids?
00:24:55 - Clark?
00:25:01 - Gus?
00:25:05 Well, when you do have them...
00:25:07 ...you will know how painful it is
00:25:11 - Bonjour, dudes.
00:25:13 - How's it going?
00:25:15 Son, you have a little smear
00:25:21 From a dog or a cat?
00:25:25 I think it's a goat.
00:25:27 Number 7,
00:25:36 Thanks, Number 7.
00:25:38 As you are mine, Nelson.
00:25:40 That's so cool.
00:25:45 Now, this is why I wanna start
00:25:48 ...with you incredible men against all
00:25:54 But why us three?
00:25:56 Because you know what it feels like
00:25:59 You're three grown men
00:26:02 ...because you were weird
00:26:07 Okay, the last one was just me.
00:26:10 But why would any of these teams
00:26:17 For the prize.
00:26:27 - That's incredible!
00:26:29 An official-size stadium,
00:26:31 ...after all the greatest ballparks
00:26:34 Like Wrigley, Fenway
00:26:36 Nelson and his buddies have set up
00:26:40 You can go on Nerdly. Net,
00:26:44 ...or Please-stop-with-the-shit-tossing-
00:26:47 Why don't you just build a stadium
00:26:50 ...and keep everybody else out?
00:26:53 Yeah, Clark.
00:26:55 If we can beat them
00:26:57 ...then kids like Nelson
00:27:02 We'll do it. Come on.
00:27:04 Benchwarmers on three.
00:27:08 Benchwarmers!
00:27:09 Can I get a napkin?
00:27:11 On the counter.
00:27:14 Excuse me, sir.
00:27:18 Sorry. I spit a lot when I speak.
00:27:22 People spit. I mean, I spit
00:27:27 My name is Sammy.
00:27:30 Pleased to meet you, Sammy.
00:27:34 Hey, if I come to a game...
00:27:36 ...can I be your scorekeeper
00:27:38 - Certainly.
00:27:41 - All right. See you later, Sammy.
00:27:44 All right.
00:27:47 Who was that boy?
00:27:48 I'm just seeing if he might be
00:27:52 - Why are you spitting on me?
00:27:58 This is idiotic.
00:27:59 Are these guys serious about
00:28:02 - It sounds like it.
00:28:06 If there weren't nerds in the world,
00:28:09 No doubt. But what if we don't play,
00:28:13 They'll probably build
00:28:15 ...and fly it to Planet Booger
00:28:21 Now, guys,
00:28:23 They're as good as done.
00:28:25 You know what? You're right.
00:28:27 Let's strap it on, and beat these three
00:28:31 Let's get it on!
00:28:38 This green one is sweet.
00:28:41 We have a crowd, you guys.
00:28:43 Excellent!
00:28:45 - Crap! What is she doing here?
00:28:47 - It's that salad chick from Pizza Hut.
00:28:50 - Hey, she's with me.
00:28:53 Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:28:55 I just destroyed that Porta-Potty,
00:28:58 Who did this?
00:29:03 Sorry!
00:29:05 Listen, I got a gift for you.
00:29:08 I never had my own uniform before.
00:29:10 We can't have a team
00:29:12 I'm never taking this off.
00:29:16 This is the first game of
00:29:20 Nelson, you showed some serious
00:29:23 What do you say about being
00:29:29 - That means yes!
00:29:31 Come on! What are we waiting for?
00:29:36 I had hair on my ass
00:29:40 This is it, kids.
00:29:41 The Benchwarmers' quest
00:29:44 - Karl's!
00:29:47 ... have taken the field in our Internet
00:29:52 First to bat, Richie Goodman.
00:29:54 Fingers crossed.
00:29:56 - Come on, Richie.
00:29:59 The pitcher pitches...
00:30:00 Strike!
00:30:02 I ticked it.
00:30:06 I ticked it again.
00:30:10 Strike!
00:30:12 Nice try, son.
00:30:14 - Just fouled two in front of salad girl.
00:30:17 Next up to bat, Clark Reedy.
00:30:20 All right, Clark. Here we go.
00:30:28 Those squirrels are definitely out.
00:30:37 That's my Miata! Kill him!
00:30:42 Hey, break it up!
00:30:44 Why is this happening?
00:30:47 Come on! Snap his femur!
00:30:49 Richie, help me!
00:30:51 Help me!
00:30:53 Mommy!
00:30:55 Come on, Gus.
00:30:56 - We need it.
00:31:07 - Home run!
00:31:17 Strike!
00:31:22 Strike!
00:31:32 Another one!
00:31:34 Oh, my God!
00:31:37 Strike!
00:31:39 Strike!
00:31:47 Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus Bus!
00:31:51 This can't just be about me.
00:31:55 - Look alive, Clark!
00:31:58 No, we need you, buddy.
00:32:00 No, you don't. I'm awful.
00:32:02 Come on, now.
00:32:04 Let's go, Tommy!
00:32:05 This one's coming
00:32:12 It's up, Clark! Clark!
00:32:14 Clark, look out!
00:32:20 Attaboy! Good job!
00:32:22 All right! Good throw!
00:32:24 Use your mitt, son, not your head!
00:32:32 Get it in here, pal! Get it in here.
00:32:34 Hold, hold, hold. Good job.
00:32:38 Gus, come on. Let's end this.
00:32:40 Two outs. Strike this kid out,
00:32:44 A home run here would tie it up...
00:32:46 ...and knock the Benchwarmers
00:32:51 There we go! Nice! Go! Run!
00:32:53 Make the play, Clark!
00:32:55 Clark, go!
00:33:00 Pick up the ball!
00:33:02 Run! Go, go, go!
00:33:07 Richie! Incoming!
00:33:09 What did you say?
00:33:11 - There we go! Nice! Go!
00:33:14 The ball?
00:33:19 Behind you!
00:33:34 You're out!
00:33:39 What are you doing?!
00:33:41 Yes!
00:34:02 I'm sorry, honey,
00:34:04 I pulled a muscle
00:34:06 - You gotta be kidding.
00:34:09 Gus, we're trying to start a family.
00:34:14 I would hope not, because that
00:34:17 We don't want that.
00:34:18 I'm glad this is a big joke to you.
00:34:21 Honey, I was just having a little fun.
00:34:23 Come on, don't go.
00:34:27 Gentlemen, yesterday's performance
00:34:30 All the online chat rooms
00:34:35 Hey, Mel, why aren't we out practicing
00:34:38 Well, I thought we could have
00:34:41 Maybe become more well-rounded
00:34:43 Nothing much.
00:34:47 - Yeah, Clark.
00:34:50 - Shut up, Number 7.
00:34:53 I'll kill you.
00:34:54 I want you guys to meet
00:34:56 ...who knows a thing or two
00:34:59 Ready when you are, buddy!
00:35:01 - Is that Mr. T?
00:35:04 No, no.
00:35:06 That's Reggie Jackson.
00:35:08 Yeah, no, I don't know.
00:35:10 Mr. October! Five hundred
00:35:13 Twice World Series MVP...
00:35:15 ...where he spanked
00:35:17 Three on three pitches.
00:35:18 Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp
00:35:24 - Look at that.
00:35:26 - That's you, Reggie?
00:35:29 - I was a cute kid.
00:35:31 You're like a young Denzel.
00:35:33 I didn't know Denzel played Urkel.
00:35:36 Reginator and I went through
00:35:38 ...with bullies and being picked on.
00:35:41 I can't stand that stuff.
00:35:44 - Crazy!
00:35:46 Easy.
00:35:49 Anyway,
00:35:51 ...we're having problems
00:35:54 He agreed to come and help us
00:35:57 We'll do the same drills that I did
00:36:01 All right.
00:36:01 All right.
00:36:02 Hey, so whose house is this?
00:36:05 This is to teach you speed.
00:36:06 How is standing here gonna teach us
00:36:09 - Hey, run!
00:36:11 - Go, go!
00:36:13 Go, go, go!
00:36:14 Who in the hell is it?!
00:36:20 Nobody messes with me!
00:36:22 I will rip your throat out!
00:36:25 And I will find you!
00:36:30 You're in the bushes!
00:36:34 I'm sorry!
00:36:36 I'm sorry! Go back to sleep!
00:36:46 - Come on, guys, let's go. Come on.
00:36:58 Who's there?
00:37:00 You better run, you smart alecks!
00:37:02 - Who is it, Brad?
00:37:05 ...who better watch their backs!
00:37:07 Relax, smarty pants.
00:37:11 - Brad have a pool?
00:37:15 Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:37:17 Oh, you little devil.
00:37:21 Nightmares.
00:37:22 This next drill, boys, is for your
00:37:28 Hot potato!
00:37:31 No!
00:37:33 Excellent, Clark.
00:37:36 Clark, let it go!
00:37:41 - Throw it! Get rid of it!
00:37:44 Release! Release! Release!
00:37:55 Sorry.
00:37:57 Oh, dear.
00:37:59 Well...
00:38:01 The final drill is for
00:38:06 Let's go racing!
00:38:10 - Look at that! Excellent!
00:38:14 - Yeah, baby!
00:38:17 That's my friend!
00:38:22 Give me the bat.
00:38:23 Gus Bus! Gus Bus!
00:38:30 Thattaway to go.
00:38:32 Don't fall.
00:38:33 - You got it. You can do it.
00:38:38 Man, you can do it. You can do it.
00:38:43 Clark, you're lucky I'm a billionaire.
00:38:47 The score is all tied up.
00:38:48 The bottom of the sixth. This is
00:38:53 Strike.
00:38:54 All right, Clark.
00:38:59 Strike two!
00:39:00 - Clark just made contact.
00:39:03 Grab real tight and concen...
00:39:07 Hey!
00:39:10 - Better distance that time. Yeah.
00:39:13 Richie's coming up.
00:39:16 All right, Richie, here we go.
00:39:18 She's way out of your league.
00:39:21 - What's?
00:39:23 Women don't think that's too cute.
00:39:26 Shouldn't you be at home,
00:39:29 Shouldn't you be at home
00:39:31 That's the only action a tool like you
00:39:37 Take it out on the ball, not his head.
00:39:48 Run! Run!
00:39:50 Move your ass, Richie!
00:39:53 - Run, Richie, run!
00:39:57 Go! Go! Go!
00:40:01 Slide if you have to!
00:40:04 He's rounding third
00:40:06 Bring it, dork.
00:40:18 Touch home plate!
00:40:20 Richie, touch home!
00:40:24 - Safe!
00:40:25 - Benchwarmers win!
00:40:29 I ain't a virgin now...
00:40:31 ...to home runs, beyotch!
00:40:41 The Benchwarmers win a close one
00:40:44 ... in the history of the universe.
00:40:47 - I never hit it.
00:40:50 Are you serious?
00:40:52 - Yeah, you can.
00:40:54 Write my name on the ball?
00:40:55 You see that home run?
00:40:58 Wait, do you need my address too?
00:41:01 You guys are making some noise.
00:41:06 My dad has ear hair.
00:41:08 Is "badass" one or two words?
00:41:14 - How do they keep winning?!
00:41:17 - Who wants to wrestle?
00:41:20 - All right.
00:41:22 Gotcha.
00:41:24 Howie, look,
00:41:27 They're dropping off
00:41:29 They look very aggressive.
00:41:33 - I think they wanna beat me up.
00:41:35 Just take the Thin Mints back
00:41:38 - That's our food for the week.
00:41:41 You can eat the Thin Mints
00:41:54 Hot. Hot.
00:41:56 Hot sun.
00:42:03 Cookie.
00:42:07 Sun, bad! Sun, bad!
00:42:14 Excuse me?
00:42:18 - Are you okay?
00:42:21 - No biggie. What's going on?
00:42:26 Hey, well, I'm the management
00:42:29 Oh, they're not late. But thank you.
00:42:32 Well, anything you want
00:42:36 I'm Sarah,
00:42:39 He's a huge fan of yours
00:42:43 Cool. Thanks for cheering us on.
00:42:46 Hey, what does "beyotch" mean?
00:42:48 That's...
00:42:50 That means "good game"
00:42:52 Well, we'll let you get back to work.
00:42:54 Okay. But maybe I'll see you
00:42:57 Yeah. Definitely.
00:43:00 - All right. See you, Jarrett.
00:43:05 Marty, what do you think
00:43:07 I smell cinnamon rolls.
00:43:11 Oh, I smell cinnamon rolls too.
00:43:15 Gentlemen, check it out.
00:43:17 Nerd headquarters.
00:43:21 Hey, guys, take a gander at these.
00:43:26 - Give me that.
00:43:28 - What?
00:43:30 - I hit 30 home runs.
00:43:33 I have 20 eyes-closed strikeouts, five
00:43:37 I'm freaking awesome!
00:43:39 Now listen up. Brookdale and Candia
00:43:42 We have to beat them
00:43:45 Unfortunately, it is on
00:43:48 We'll have to hit the road
00:43:50 - Did you say Brookdale?
00:43:53 - Yeah.
00:43:55 We'll have a big
00:43:57 No!
00:43:59 I mean, it's all right.
00:44:01 I lost contact with everybody there.
00:44:03 Wait, so we're staying overnight?
00:44:05 Does my mother have to sign
00:44:07 No, but we will have to change
00:44:11 Seriously, it's been three days.
00:44:13 Sweetheart, I have to leave town
00:44:17 You never mentioned
00:44:20 I know. This is the first one.
00:44:22 My ovulation schedule is delayed
00:44:27 So it's okay.
00:44:28 Hey, Gussie,
00:44:31 ...and he grew up to be smart
00:44:35 Or imagine he's only 3 feet tall...
00:44:38 ...and everybody in the school calls
00:44:41 Then, just for fun,
00:44:44 ...and laugh until
00:44:48 Were you Midget Boy or Yoda?
00:44:50 I don't wanna talk about it.
00:44:52 Just make some room, honey,
00:44:57 Oh, my God, you're not kidding!
00:45:10 Mel is officially insane.
00:45:14 Oh, my God.
00:45:17 Right?
00:45:19 Gus, how sick is this?
00:45:23 Check out the fridge, it's full of sweets.
00:45:27 - Oh, man.
00:45:30 That's creepy.
00:45:32 - What the hell is that?
00:45:35 Howie? You left the house.
00:45:38 Richie told me about the killer
00:45:41 He's killing anyone named Howie.
00:45:45 Just go with it.
00:45:49 Let's go, boys, we gotta be
00:45:52 This team we're playing is notorious
00:45:56 Destroy them!
00:45:58 Howie, you're a freak.
00:46:00 Edgar, let's get this Gus Bus
00:46:04 Game three. Benchwarmers vs.
00:46:08 - Are we here?
00:46:10 I think we are.
00:46:11 It's sixth inning and the Benchwarmers
00:46:14 ...with Clark Reedy up on deck.
00:46:19 - Clark, hold the bat.
00:46:22 - That's good.
00:46:24 - Oh, I see.
00:46:27 Hey, Richie! I look like a mummy!
00:46:32 - God, it worked!
00:46:34 - Awesome!
00:46:36 Come on, run it out!
00:46:40 Let's go! Yeah!
00:46:42 And Richie scores!
00:46:45 I made it! I made it! Yeah!
00:46:47 Clark, bend down.
00:47:02 What the heck was that?
00:47:05 What a moron!
00:47:12 The ball gets away from the catcher!
00:47:17 Go! He missed it!
00:47:19 Hey! What the...? Let go!
00:47:23 - Go, Gus, go!
00:47:25 - Come on, over here! Third!
00:47:29 Get the ball! Get the ball! Home!
00:47:33 Yeah!
00:47:37 It burns.
00:47:40 - Hot.
00:47:43 And the Benchwarmers win it, 5-4.
00:47:54 Look at all these people.
00:47:56 Or Wham! .
00:47:57 Get your Benchwarmers souvenirs.
00:47:59 Slide rules, pocket protectors,
00:48:01 We got everything you need.
00:48:04 Welcome to Brookdale for game four.
00:48:09 Coach Bellows, Gus Matthews
00:48:11 Shake hands
00:48:13 Matthews. That sounds familiar.
00:48:16 No.
00:48:18 I grew up on the North Pole.
00:48:20 Not even close to here.
00:48:23 And here's the pitch.
00:48:26 It's a high fly ball!
00:48:41 Bad news.
00:48:44 Gus is up. Clark's on third.
00:48:49 He smacked that one!
00:48:56 - No!
00:48:58 This game is all tied up.
00:49:12 - Richie hit a four-footer.
00:49:15 Run it out! Run it out! Get there!
00:49:18 He's safe! He's safe! He's safe!
00:49:29 - Way to go! Run it out!
00:49:34 Richie scores!
00:49:36 Clark overran third base.
00:49:39 Safe!
00:49:44 Too high! Bad idea! Call 911!
00:49:47 That was close. Benchwarmers, 3-2.
00:49:52 - Hey, could we please leave, Mel?
00:49:55 Gus!
00:49:59 Gus, maybe this'll relax you.
00:50:01 Fresh off the presses
00:50:03 - We're on the front page.
00:50:04 "Benchwarmers Get Hizzot
00:50:08 Mel, if my wife sees this,
00:50:11 Do not fret, my good man.
00:50:13 Number 7 is covering
00:50:22 Problem solved, Gus.
00:50:28 Welcome to the semifinals
00:50:30 Wayne's Hardware stands between
00:50:34 Meanwhile, the nerd fans
00:50:39 Hey, Jerry, what's going on?
00:50:41 Who's this?
00:50:42 I wanted you guys to have a little edge
00:50:46 He is from the Dominican Republic,
00:50:50 Carlos, that's great.
00:50:52 - How old are you?
00:50:55 More like 1200.
00:50:57 Check my birth certificate.
00:50:59 He's legit.
00:51:04 You're kidding.
00:51:11 That's your kid?
00:51:13 Well, thanks a lot, Jerry,
00:51:16 - I think we'll be fine.
00:51:20 - I need a refill.
00:51:25 No, really. I need a refill.
00:51:35 Here, hold this.
00:51:40 Look, a vampire.
00:51:49 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:51:57 Strike three!
00:52:03 It's a hit parade!
00:52:11 Time-out!
00:52:14 It's about time. You're in, you're in.
00:52:20 Come on, hombre.
00:52:32 - Dude, you smell like beer.
00:52:35 - Hey, who the hell's this guy?
00:52:38 - Is he on your roster?
00:52:40 He wasn't well earlier,
00:52:43 Mi tummy es sick-o.
00:52:45 This guy's 50. He's got a mustache.
00:52:48 Not according to birth "certifico."
00:52:57 He's got documentation. Play ball!
00:53:09 Get out of here, baby!
00:53:12 Yeah!
00:53:19 Oh, shit.
00:53:21 Howie, listen, take this money...
00:53:24 ...go buy beer and tequila,
00:53:26 - Don't be scared.
00:53:29 Go, go, go.
00:53:30 - Nelson.
00:53:35 Strike three!
00:53:42 You gotta step in the batter's box.
00:53:46 I'm gonna kill your family.
00:53:51 Yes!
00:53:56 - Yeah!
00:53:58 Looks like the Gus Bus
00:54:02 I got it! I got it!
00:54:07 That's what I'm talking about!
00:54:17 Third inning, and the Benchwarmers
00:54:20 Your hair is like a waterfall.
00:54:23 - Thank you.
00:54:25 Who say my name?
00:54:28 This is a present
00:54:31 You're really good at baseball.
00:54:33 Gracias, albino. Now get lost!
00:54:39 Two outs and the Benchwarmers
00:54:52 - Go, go, go!
00:55:09 - Safe!
00:55:11 - He did it!
00:55:19 My hand!
00:55:21 Top of the sixth,
00:55:25 That looks rough, dude.
00:55:28 It's not broken, but I can't pitch.
00:55:30 - Richie, can you pitch?
00:55:33 - My vote is to have Clark pitch.
00:55:36 You throw newspapers.
00:55:39 - Come on, come on. Let's go, guys.
00:55:43 - What are you gonna do?
00:55:46 I can still catch pop flies.
00:55:49 I'll try.
00:55:52 I wonder if Clark pitched before.
00:55:56 - Nope.
00:56:01 Ball three.
00:56:03 Come on.
00:56:05 Ball four. Take your base.
00:56:07 Two-run lead. Bases are loaded,
00:56:15 One run scores.
00:56:20 The tying run scores.
00:56:26 Here comes the lead run!
00:56:30 - Out!
00:56:35 We go to the bottom of the last inning,
00:56:40 Carlos, we need tres more outs
00:56:43 Is that beer?
00:56:45 No, it's Gatorade, honky.
00:56:50 The Benchwarmers need something
00:56:57 It's a live ball! Run it out!
00:57:05 Yes!
00:57:09 Maria...
00:57:10 ...why did you leave me?
00:57:13 Letting a 12-year-old drink like that
00:57:17 Here we go, Richie, here we go!
00:57:20 - Ball!
00:57:23 Here we go, Richie, here we go!
00:57:26 Take your base.
00:57:33 Gus is up, and here's the pitch.
00:57:40 Safe!
00:57:42 Hey, who's on deck?
00:57:47 - Damn!
00:57:49 - They have to forfeit.
00:57:51 - You have any reserve players?
00:57:54 What about that guy over there
00:58:00 He's never played before.
00:58:02 That's not my problem.
00:58:05 Hey, either he plays
00:58:11 Last inning, winning run's on third,
00:58:21 - Look at this freak.
00:58:25 Someone get his sword.
00:58:28 - Here you go, Howie. Take this.
00:58:31 Get up and take a swing.
00:58:36 Look at all those albinos.
00:58:40 Wait till he pitches the ball, retard.
00:58:43 Strike!
00:58:46 They should let him use his sword.
00:58:49 Maria!
00:58:52 - No.
00:58:56 Weird guy! Weird guy! Weird guy!
00:59:10 Take the base.
00:59:14 - No way! We win! We win!
00:59:17 - You have to touch first base, kid.
00:59:20 Howie, hit by the pitch,
00:59:23 ...and sends the Benchwarmers
00:59:26 That's game.
00:59:33 Carlos, you're drunk!
00:59:39 We're here with Richie Goodman
00:59:42 How do you feel after that win?
00:59:43 What can I say?
00:59:46 Hey, could I give a shout-out
00:59:51 I like salad.
00:59:55 Guys, can you believe this crap?
00:59:57 I'd like to beat his ass,
01:00:00 - Are they any good?
01:00:04 This is Gus Matthews, the heart
01:00:07 Gus Matthews?
01:00:09 So were you bullied as a kid?
01:00:11 The bully thing affected my life pretty
01:00:16 ... messing with other kids
01:00:18 What? That guy damaged more kids
01:00:22 He made my life hell growing up.
01:00:24 You're twice his size.
01:00:27 He didn't do the physical warfare.
01:00:29 He played the psychological card
01:00:32 I started losing my hair
01:00:34 He jumped all over it
01:00:37 Eight Ball, Bowling Ball...
01:00:39 ...Kojak, Mr. Clean,
01:00:42 ...Scatman Crothers,
01:00:46 How about the
01:00:49 That's a good one.
01:00:50 He used that too!
01:00:55 Oh, don't cry, buddy.
01:00:59 - It looks great. Doesn't it, guys?
01:01:02 - Really, brothers?
01:01:03 Sure, Daddy Warbucks. I would've
01:01:07 If I was blindfolded.
01:01:10 Got a problem? Why don't you punch
01:01:14 Pour some honey on me.
01:01:20 Anyway, at least I left there
01:01:23 He actually teased this one midget boy
01:01:27 ...the little fella up and quit baseball
01:01:31 Guys, we gotta tell Jerry.
01:01:34 - Definitely.
01:01:37 Really? Well, thanks, Cassandra.
01:01:39 - What's the score now, Mel?
01:01:42 That means our town
01:01:44 Nelson and his buddies will,
01:01:47 Yeah! Wicked!
01:01:49 - Number 7, shakes all around!
01:01:52 I gotta take a leak.
01:01:53 Down the hall,
01:01:59 Last night, we did a story
01:02:02 ... a team of three men who were
01:02:06 ... and are now making up
01:02:09 Hello, Gus.
01:02:12 Chemical analysis of your pee shows
01:02:16 ... or you're going to die.
01:02:19 We have just been given evidence
01:02:22 ... is not the man
01:02:25 Hey, no shake for me.
01:02:27 Gus Matthews was easily
01:02:30 Well, you weren't the nicest kid
01:02:35 I hate everybody!
01:02:37 What a baby. But he's right.
01:02:39 I was their principal back then,
01:02:42 I remember he especially
01:02:45 ... that the poor boy
01:02:47 That's really too bad. Those guys
01:02:51 This is Kathy Dobson
01:02:55 You were a jerk just like the rest
01:02:59 I made a mistake, Nelson.
01:03:03 I wish I could take it all back.
01:03:06 I can't believe I looked up to you.
01:03:15 I don't know what to say, guys.
01:03:19 I'm sorry.
01:03:27 Let's party!
01:03:29 Not now, Number 7!
01:03:36 Is that why you don't
01:03:42 Do you feel you don't deserve
01:03:47 I'm afraid that if we have kids, they're
01:03:51 ...because karma
01:03:54 Sweetheart, you are wrong.
01:03:59 I can't just learn a lesson
01:04:02 That little boy that I picked on
01:04:04 ...he didn't ever move on.
01:04:06 I bet he'd be able to move on
01:04:22 Can I help you?
01:04:25 - Marcus, honey.
01:04:28 I just finished another peanut butter
01:04:33 Oh, that's nice.
01:04:37 But I don't know anyone.
01:04:42 It's Gus from grade school.
01:04:45 No!
01:04:47 Don't come down here!
01:04:51 - Marcus...
01:04:53 Take it easy. Take it easy.
01:04:55 - Don't touch me!
01:04:58 Just give me a chance.
01:05:04 Marcus, stop trying to cast spells.
01:05:07 - Marcus...
01:05:14 Look, Marcus, I want to apologize...
01:05:16 ...for all the nasty things I did to you
01:05:19 I'm not here to mess with you.
01:05:21 You're lying to me
01:05:24 You are denied entry.
01:05:26 I'm sorry,
01:05:29 I was stupid, Marcus.
01:05:31 Get out of my basement!
01:05:35 I didn't expect you to forgive me.
01:05:38 Look, I know because of me...
01:05:40 ...you were never able to feel
01:05:43 ...or be part of a team.
01:05:45 So I wanna
01:05:50 Because even though
01:05:52 ...you are the heart and soul
01:05:58 I'll see you around, buddy.
01:06:12 Start here.
01:06:14 - You've got 24 hours.
01:06:18 If you build it, nerds will come.
01:06:22 And keep it under a billion.
01:06:26 ...on me.
01:06:29 Excellent!
01:06:30 Okay, people!
01:06:32 We got 24 hours to build us
01:06:36 Yeah!
01:06:58 Cool!
01:06:59 Are you kidding me? Look at this.
01:07:03 - Swings!
01:07:06 - Slide.
01:07:08 - We'll all go in after.
01:07:11 We're here live in Greenfield
01:07:14 ...between the Benchwarmers
01:07:16 The Benchwarmers were
01:07:19 Let's see what the fans have to say.
01:07:21 Excuse me, sir. What do you think
01:07:24 His soul will perish in the fire pit
01:07:30 There you have it. The fire pits.
01:07:35 Around the horn.
01:07:38 We could still win this thing.
01:07:40 - Wha...? How?
01:07:43 Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark.
01:07:46 The Force is powerful,
01:07:49 He's right. It is.
01:07:51 Hey, guys.
01:07:56 I know I'm not
01:07:58 ...but I just wanted you to know that
01:08:02 Because you'll always be
01:08:06 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:09 ...and the final game
01:08:13 ...of Little Baseballers
01:08:19 Homo!
01:08:21 Hey, check out the little gnome.
01:08:26 Play ball!
01:08:32 Can I say something?
01:08:33 Yeah, I guess so.
01:08:37 Hand me the mike, please.
01:08:42 Hello, everyone.
01:08:46 ...better known
01:08:49 Or Yoda! Or Midget Boy!
01:08:55 It is true I ended up in an institution
01:08:59 ...from Gus bullying me all the time.
01:09:02 And he made my life miserable
01:09:05 To be honest, I thought I would never
01:09:12 But then yesterday
01:09:17 And as I cowered in my peanut butter
01:09:22 And I could hear the sadness
01:09:25 This nerd makes me
01:09:27 I don't think so.
01:09:29 - John Stamos?
01:09:32 And then, moments
01:09:36 ...I saw a hat on my stuffed moose.
01:09:39 The hat of a Benchwarmer.
01:09:42 A Benchwarmer begging
01:09:46 ...and so many of you.
01:09:48 He shouldn't get a new start! I'll never
01:09:52 Yeah!
01:09:53 Young one,
01:09:58 Do you remember episode
01:10:04 The golden elves forgive the great
01:10:08 ...even though the giants
01:10:12 The elves realized the giants
01:10:20 He's a modern-day Yoda.
01:10:22 I mean, not his looks
01:10:27 - Actually, his looks too. Yeah.
01:10:30 And so I forgive my new friend Gus,
01:10:35 Look at all the joy and hope
01:10:39 He has more than paid his dues.
01:10:45 - Go, Gus!
01:10:49 Thank you, Marcus. Come on.
01:10:54 - Hey. Buddies for life.
01:10:58 - I want a little man too.
01:11:08 Me and the guys have been playing
01:11:13 We did it to show that everyone
01:11:17 ...and have fun.
01:11:21 And that is why Clark, Richie and I
01:11:28 Instead, our team will consist of
01:11:31 ...what it's like to play in front
01:11:35 Let me tell you,
01:11:37 So please, put your nerd
01:11:41 ...and welcome to the field
01:11:45 - Yeah!
01:11:48 All right!
01:11:50 Now, lastly, let's make some noise
01:11:54 Marcus Ellwood!
01:11:59 Is he all right?
01:12:01 For years I thought the sun
01:12:04 I'm here to tell you that it's not
01:12:08 - You're all right.
01:12:10 All right, let's have some fun!
01:12:12 Hey, everybody,
01:12:14 ... and we're standing in
01:12:17 And we're gonna get things going
01:12:20 He got it.
01:12:22 Oh, no.
01:12:25 And he's okay.
01:12:27 Oh, hey, that's my helmet!
01:12:29 It's all right, buddy.
01:12:31 Nice try, Sammy!
01:12:33 Oh, my God, I just saw
01:12:36 Let's give a nice round of applause
01:12:39 He missed it
01:12:42 Yeah, and his coach
01:12:44 That's pretty cool.
01:12:45 And here comes our lead-off hitter
01:12:49 Gretchen, I know why
01:12:52 I also know why there's three squirrels
01:12:59 Strike! Strike! Strike!
01:13:01 Well, there's a strikeout.
01:13:02 That's okay! Good try! Good try!
01:13:05 Good going, Gretchen.
01:13:06 All right, next up it's Jarrett.
01:13:08 If you know Jarrett, you know his sister
01:13:16 Another strikeout.
01:13:19 And a strikeout. Strikeout.
01:13:22 Strikeout. Strikeout. Strikeout.
01:13:25 And a strikeout.
01:13:27 I think we got a free stadium!
01:13:29 Clark, we're beating them
01:13:31 And you're also beating them
01:13:37 Good game. Drive home safe tonight.
01:13:41 God, he's a dick.
01:13:45 He got all of that one.
01:13:51 In the pool!
01:13:53 Good hit, Kyle.
01:13:55 Yeah, nice one, Kyle.
01:13:59 Go, Kyle!
01:14:01 Well, it's 42 to nothing as we head
01:14:04 And it looks like the Benchwarmers
01:14:08 Hey. What are you smiling at?
01:14:10 I guess how much fun
01:14:13 Wipe the smile off your face
01:14:15 You got three more outs.
01:14:17 You blow this shutout, you won't play
01:14:20 Get out there and annihilate
01:14:23 Let's go!
01:14:24 Come on, let's do this!
01:14:29 Strike one!
01:14:30 Hang in there, son!
01:14:32 Come on, Nelson!
01:14:35 Strike two!
01:14:36 Come on, strike out this loser!
01:14:39 You know what? You're the loser.
01:14:44 Time!
01:14:46 - What's up, buddy?
01:14:48 - I'll throw you one down the middle.
01:14:51 It means choke up on the bat a little
01:14:54 - The ball's gonna be right there.
01:14:57 I can help you with your social studies
01:15:00 Sounds good.
01:15:03 Okay, guys, follow my lead.
01:15:12 - Butterfingers.
01:15:14 - Come on! Go, go!
01:15:17 Why are you kicking it?!
01:15:19 Go, go!
01:15:29 - Go, go, go!
01:15:30 Run! Come on! Go! Go! Go home!
01:15:34 - Go, go, go!
01:15:36 Nelson, get at the plate!
01:15:39 Slide! Slide!
01:15:41 Safe!
01:15:44 We did not get shut out!
01:16:02 What is going on? What is going on?
01:16:07 You put me down!
01:16:34 - Can I let you in on a secret?
01:16:37 I've never actually, like, totally,
01:16:42 ...and I was wondering
01:16:48 I would like nothing more than that.
01:16:51 Rea...?
01:16:53 Clark!
01:16:55 You kissed a girl before I did?
01:16:57 This is way better than macaroni.
01:17:05 I'm not afraid of the sun anymore.
01:17:07 That's good, buddy.
01:17:10 Not a fan.
01:17:14 Hey, Gus. The new Benchwarmers
01:17:17 What do you say?
01:17:19 I'd be honored, Mel...
01:17:20 ...but I might be a little busy
01:17:24 Actually, honey,
01:17:29 Really?
01:17:33 Hey, everybody!
01:17:35 I'm gonna be a dad!
01:17:43 - That's quite an ovation.
01:17:47 The reason she's pregnant is
01:17:58 That's so great.