Better Than Sex

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00:03:16 To be honest,
00:03:20 He seemed like a nice guy
00:03:23 ...nothing to die for or anything.
00:03:26 We chatted for a while,
00:03:29 Nothing flirtatious.
00:03:32 He was telling me about some trip
00:03:36 ...photographing meerkats.
00:03:41 They're incredible animals.
00:03:44 They live communally,
00:03:46 ...they work together,
00:03:49 They keep watch, holding their hands
00:03:54 ...while the rest of the tribe
00:03:57 Then Sam arrived
00:04:01 But it wasn't until we shared
00:04:06 So London must be
00:04:09 Yeah.
00:04:12 Apart from the cold, the rain,
00:04:16 ...and the English,
00:04:20 Sounds terrific.
00:04:24 -Till Thursday.
00:04:27 -Three days.
00:04:31 He wasn't gorgeous or anything.
00:04:34 He didn't seem
00:04:37 l was surprised. There was something
00:04:41 He had this...
00:04:43 ...relaxed magnetism.
00:04:45 Sort of, l don't know,
00:04:48 Yeah, there was definitely something
00:04:51 When you're about to leave the country,
00:04:55 Anyway, he made me laugh.
00:04:58 And l like that.
00:05:03 Three days.
00:05:07 It's tempting.
00:05:10 It's tempting.
00:05:12 Very tempting.
00:05:15 With two days off for good behavior.
00:05:19 Could be fun. Nothing complicated.
00:05:25 It's for one night.
00:05:30 I bet he wants to.
00:05:33 -Does she want to?
00:05:35 -Yeah, I think she wants to.
00:05:40 -Maybe she's covered in tattoos.
00:05:43 -She could be neurotic.
00:05:46 Doesn't matter, I'm back in London.
00:05:48 He'll be gone soon, who cares?
00:05:52 So l was thinking,
00:05:57 l don't know.
00:06:06 This is me, here on the left.
00:06:18 So....
00:06:22 -You'll be okay?
00:06:28 -Well, l guess l'll see you then.
00:06:33 Bye.
00:06:35 Bye.
00:06:42 But that was it, I really felt like sex.
00:06:45 I want sex.
00:06:47 I need sex.
00:06:49 I love sex.
00:06:52 Come on, ask her. Ask her.
00:06:55 What the hell,
00:07:07 -Look, l was sort of thinking--
00:07:10 -l wouldn't mind some tea.
00:07:15 Come on.
00:07:23 Here we go again.
00:07:54 What are you doing?
00:07:57 Just sawing my arm off,
00:07:59 lt didn't work.
00:08:03 What time is it?
00:08:09 -lt's still early.
00:08:12 No, l thought you might want to sleep.
00:08:17 You can go if you want.
00:08:22 But you don't have to.
00:08:25 Do you want me to go?
00:08:27 Lie down, will you?
00:08:34 Oh, my God, you're naked!
00:08:36 Quit talking. l have to get to sleep.
00:08:39 And don't move. No wriggling.
00:08:42 l don't want to open my--
00:08:45 Yeah, if l like someone,
00:08:45 Yeah, if l like someone,
00:08:50 lt's sexy.
00:08:52 And there's something
00:08:58 What are you doing?
00:09:03 lt's the best time...
00:09:06 ...when you're still half-asleep.
00:09:08 Just semiconscious.
00:09:13 And the warmth, it starts down here
00:09:32 -Try relaxing.
00:09:35 l'm trying.
00:09:44 Yeah. Okay. Okay, I'm relaxed.
00:09:48 So eyes closed...
00:09:50 ...stay asleep.
00:09:56 What if I don't come?
00:09:59 Stop it.
00:10:01 Just close your eyes.
00:10:08 Bingo. That's it.
00:10:10 Nice and gentle.
00:10:15 Up a bit, up a bit.
00:10:21 There. Yeah.
00:10:24 What if I come too fast?
00:10:26 Forget about him.
00:10:31 Yeah, I'm just going to lie here
00:10:36 Left. Go left.
00:10:39 Please go left.
00:10:41 Just there.
00:10:44 -l like it at night.
00:10:47 -Needs to be a nice tongue.
00:10:51 -...that start on my thighs and move in.
00:10:56 lt's what he does with his hands
00:11:05 God.
00:11:07 So close.
00:11:11 l found out how to relax
00:11:17 And l got quite ticklish.
00:11:19 Sometimes I just find it too intimate,
00:11:24 He seemed to enjoy it, which is good.
00:11:29 lt wasn't a chore for him.
00:11:31 But l got a bit desensitized,
00:11:39 Are you okay?
00:11:44 lt's a meerkat!
00:11:48 What were you doing down there?
00:11:51 l was foraging for food.
00:11:55 No, she didn't come.
00:11:59 She was laughing enough.
00:12:01 lt's sexy when their hips and bottoms
00:12:05 After a while, it felt like my jaw
00:12:22 Sorry l was so ticklish.
00:12:26 Don't worry about it.
00:12:28 lt felt good.
00:12:31 No, you've got a--
00:12:37 You gotta shave before next time.
00:12:40 What do you mean, next time?
00:12:49 Yeah, it's like sandpaper.
00:12:51 You've got to prepare
00:12:53 ...if you want to start
00:13:00 Look, it felt good.
00:13:03 ...to get used to being so intimate,
00:13:13 It's a strange situation, I guess.
00:13:15 One moment you're really intimate,
00:13:19 The next minute,
00:13:22 lt felt good between us,
00:13:26 l guess he could've stayed another night,
00:13:30 Yeah, that's what it's about. lt's sex
00:13:35 Yeah, we both knew that.
00:13:37 No, it was fun.
00:13:39 And he's tender, passionate,
00:14:49 There you are.
00:14:53 l was about to, but first l thought
00:15:03 What?
00:15:05 -So when's the big day?
00:15:09 Look, l better get going.
00:15:12 Relax, you big dummy, it's not mine.
00:15:16 l don't know. For all l know,
00:15:20 Yeah, right.
00:15:23 You're a dressmaker?
00:15:25 Designer. Well, l used to be, but l got
00:15:28 But in a moment of utter weakness,
00:15:32 -So, what do you do now?
00:15:35 l do have cups, you know.
00:15:38 lt doesn't matter.
00:15:42 Shit. What's the date?
00:15:45 Oh, no, l've got
00:15:48 -Sounds to me like you're a dressmaker.
00:15:52 Look, l should get out of your hair.
00:15:55 l wasn't trying to get rid of you.
00:15:58 l guess, so....
00:16:04 When? l mean, you're leaving in--
00:16:06 l don't think l'll be, you know,
00:16:11 Yeah, l better go.
00:16:22 See you.
00:17:02 What do we got here?
00:17:32 Now, wait a minute.
00:17:39 -Hello?
00:17:41 Where have you been?
00:17:43 -Well, l went home with someone.
00:17:46 -You know, a woman.
00:17:48 -Yeah, Cinthia.
00:17:50 Remember? l was talking to her.
00:17:52 -Oh, yeah. Right.
00:17:55 Listen, a lot of people want to see you
00:17:57 l'll be there.
00:18:00 What happened to, ''I just walk away''?
00:18:04 -No, she won't. lt's not like that.
00:18:07 -Come on, mate.
00:18:10 -Can you call me back in 1 0?
00:18:22 Cinthia. Cin.
00:18:24 She's blond?
00:18:27 -Never heard of her.
00:18:29 He's only been in town
00:18:36 Yeah, l saw him talking to her.
00:18:37 -Oh, Cinthia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:40 -That little rat.
00:18:48 Cinthia?
00:18:49 Oh, no. Well, l've been trying
00:18:53 -lt's only because he's going away.
00:18:56 He wants to call her? When has
00:19:02 -Josh.
00:19:05 Listen, mate. ls it Cinthia Roland
00:19:09 l don't know.
00:19:10 Who said romance is dead?
00:19:13 l'm in a phone box outside the--
00:19:16 l don't know. Somewhere.
00:19:18 You better be here tomorrow.
00:19:20 46--
00:19:27 Okay, thanks. See you. Bye.
00:19:38 lt's me.
00:19:40 ...and l think the only thing for us to do
00:19:47 l'm sorry. Yes, l'm sorry.
00:19:49 Look, l thought you were somebody else.
00:19:55 Fuck.
00:20:03 -Hello.
00:20:06 -l mean, Cinthia Roland.
00:20:09 I'm sorry. Look, I think I've just
00:20:13 lt's only been five minutes
00:20:15 l thought it was you. l think l rang
00:20:21 -So you rang?
00:20:24 -Yeah, l was--
00:20:28 l'm taking all my clothes off.
00:20:31 l might have something
00:20:33 Why don't you bring it up here?
00:21:05 -Did l say goodbye?
00:21:10 Not properly.
00:21:15 Okay, see you.
00:21:18 Bye.
00:21:24 My leg, my leg! Just--
00:21:51 Oh, my God, this is so good!
00:22:03 Don't fall in love with him.
00:22:04 Don't fall in love with him.
00:22:08 l love you!
00:22:20 What?
00:22:25 -What?
00:22:28 l didn't mean it.
00:22:31 What?
00:22:33 You're a bastard
00:22:36 What did l do?
00:22:37 l was under duress.
00:22:43 Look, it's not fair.
00:22:45 No, it's too late. You can't.
00:22:47 Weren't you leaving?
00:22:57 lt's definitely the go.
00:22:59 From behind,
00:23:09 Hi, gorg. It's me.
00:23:12 -Pick up. I know you're there.
00:23:16 Hello, hello, hello.
00:23:21 Come on, Cin, pick up.
00:23:23 Hi, Sam. l'm here.
00:23:27 Good. Yeah.
00:23:29 No, a little tired.
00:23:33 No, it was good.
00:23:35 Yeah, about 2:30.
00:23:38 Nothing. Yeah.
00:23:42 Well...
00:23:44 ...yeah.
00:23:49 -Well, actually, he stayed the night.
00:23:53 -He stayed the night!
00:23:55 -At her place?
00:23:56 -Did she have sex with him?
00:24:00 What happened?
00:24:02 -So, what happened?
00:24:05 Yeah.
00:24:08 -Yeah, it was pretty good.
00:24:11 -Come on, I want some details.
00:24:16 -ls he still there? l'm coming over.
00:24:19 -l won't stay long, all right?
00:24:22 -What do you mean?
00:24:26 You said ''love,'' remember?
00:24:29 Listen, he's there for one night.
00:24:31 lt was just for sex. What do you care?
00:24:34 He was sort of tall, wasn't he?
00:24:38 Call me tomorrow, Sam. Okay?
00:24:40 But he won't be there.
00:24:43 -He's staying another night?
00:24:46 -Was he that English guy?
00:24:48 -Must've been a good root.
00:24:51 -l thought he was boring.
00:24:54 l don't know.
00:24:56 And l mean it, don't go blabbing.
00:25:00 -Was he that tall guy she was talking to?
00:25:04 -Glasses?
00:25:06 So sex was good
00:25:08 -After?
00:25:10 Listen, don't say anything.
00:25:18 She'll tell everyone. She'll--
00:25:24 Bloody thing!
00:25:25 Yeah, being with someone
00:25:29 l don't know,
00:25:32 She was open. Confident.
00:25:36 There was never any of that
00:25:40 Well, he was already
00:25:42 ln a quiet way.
00:25:44 But he sort of started to do more.
00:25:47 Fishing around for things
00:25:50 He wasn't trying to prove anything.
00:25:55 He just felt into it, into me.
00:25:57 l found that a real turn-on.
00:26:23 Keep going. Keep going.
00:26:26 Don't stop, Josh. Don't stop.
00:26:31 Three cups of self-rising flour.
00:26:34 Four lemons.
00:26:36 Yeah, keep going. Keep going.
00:26:40 Please, don't stop.
00:26:42 A cup of milk.
00:26:47 Yeah, don't stop. Don't stop.
00:26:49 Please. Please wait for me.
00:26:52 Six eggs. Eight ounces of butter.
00:26:55 Keep going. Keep going.
00:26:59 Desiccated coconut!
00:27:05 Oh, man.
00:27:19 You okay?
00:27:24 -Did l come too quickly?
00:27:29 -lt's okay. You can tell me.
00:27:33 Yeah, a bit.
00:27:35 -But it was fine, really.
00:27:40 -l was trying to slow down.
00:27:44 Yeah, the condom came loose...
00:27:45 ...and quite frankly,
00:27:49 Yeah, l would have liked
00:27:52 ...but sometimes it starts
00:27:56 Well, anyway,
00:28:00 lt really didn't seem to bother him.
00:28:03 l get the shits when guys
00:28:05 Like they're worried
00:28:09 l don't know, they become
00:28:13 -Grateful?
00:28:16 You have no idea
00:28:20 You let them fuck you, and then
00:28:24 -Tragic.
00:28:25 And the next morning, there's this
00:28:30 They suddenly become
00:29:25 You got any food in this place?
00:29:30 Haven't you got any food?
00:29:33 Any food?
00:29:35 Well, look in the fridge.
00:29:58 l meant food you could eat.
00:30:20 What's the big deal?
00:30:25 Stop smiling.
00:30:27 l'm lucky you keep it wrapped up.
00:30:29 lt's the only thing in there
00:30:40 No, no way. You've got a job
00:30:49 This is the sort of thing you do.
00:30:51 Sneaking up on poor, defenseless
00:30:58 Hang on a minute.
00:31:05 He just comes home from lying in
00:31:09 No kiss, no ''how was your day?''
00:31:15 The breath! The breath's unbelievable.
00:31:22 You'd think they'd get sick of the same
00:31:26 Oh, no. I don't believe it.
00:31:32 -When you gonna get some sleep?
00:31:35 -What, there?
00:31:40 Surely she doesn't want
00:31:44 Now we're getting somewhere.
00:31:46 Jeez, don't be so grateful.
00:31:51 -I want my bed.
00:31:54 No more sex.
00:31:57 I hate sex.
00:31:58 -I just want to get into bed.
00:32:03 What are you thinking?
00:32:05 -Nothing, you?
00:32:15 What's wrong?
00:32:16 l can't get comfortable.
00:32:22 Well, put it behind you.
00:32:24 What, like this?
00:32:26 Stop it! Put it under you or something.
00:32:29 -lt'll go to sleep.
00:32:35 Okay, put it under there.
00:32:39 Good.
00:32:42 Okay, that's enough.
00:32:46 No, this is perfect. Better not move.
00:32:50 This is torture.
00:32:55 You cannot be serious.
00:32:58 His spare arm was keeping us awake,
00:33:03 Look, l was a little bit tired...
00:33:06 ...but l was going in the morning.
00:33:09 l mean, if it weren't having sex...
00:33:13 ...usually l prefer to sleep alone.
00:33:41 Put the seat down.
00:33:45 They can kick a goal through
00:33:48 Build bridges that join up
00:33:51 Ever heard of an astronaut
00:33:53 They have a target to aim at,
00:34:01 All that zigzagging around the bowl.
00:34:04 They're like dogs, staking out
00:34:07 Put it down. lt's easy.
00:34:09 And it's not just the odd drop.
00:34:46 Men, they're like wild animals...
00:34:50 ...roaming some
00:34:56 They strut around like they're
00:34:59 ...marking up their territory,
00:35:04 Look at him, not a hint
00:35:09 Totally oblivious to the impact
00:35:13 You can tell he thinks he's
00:35:16 And for some unknown reason
00:36:15 Haven't you ever heard of flushing?
00:36:24 Give me that thing. On your back.
00:36:27 That's it.
00:36:39 No, really, I thought it'd be
00:36:43 I don't know, there's something really
00:36:49 Feeling them become aroused, feeling
00:36:54 ...like you've let something
00:36:56 The noises, the heat,
00:37:00 Sometimes it's hard to let go of,
00:37:03 You get past the point
00:37:07 You can feel his breath,
00:37:12 It makes you feel invincible.
00:37:16 You're dancing away, and there's
00:37:18 ...that begins to grow inside the pit
00:37:22 l'm definitely a ''yes'' girl.
00:37:25 ''Yes, yes, yes, yes!''
00:37:31 A lot of no's. You know, ''No, no, no, no.''
00:37:39 Small...
00:37:42 ...birdy breaths.
00:38:25 I don't know. Passion was
00:38:31 l mean, l like passion, but it scares
00:38:35 lt gets away from you.
00:38:37 lt starts off as a sex thing...
00:38:39 ...and suddenly there's an emotional
00:38:43 And you want more and more intimacy.
00:38:46 But there's a price.
00:39:03 You sure about this?
00:39:05 Hurry up. What's the big deal?
00:39:15 Don't you know you should never rush
00:39:18 -l don't want to do this.
00:39:21 Look, come over here into the light.
00:39:24 l have no idea why l said
00:39:27 Why am l doing this?
00:39:29 Because you're about her size, okay?
00:39:31 Who's the lucky guy?
00:39:33 Look, stop complaining.
00:39:36 Bridesmaid? What do you mean,
00:39:38 You're a grown woman. Don't you have
00:39:42 No, you idiot. That's a flower girl.
00:39:45 Hold still. lf you want to stay,
00:39:56 Very good.
00:39:59 Look, l want you to stay, okay?
00:40:05 You know, what is it about marriage?
00:40:07 Get married?
00:40:08 l like the romantic idea,
00:40:11 -lf it was personal--
00:40:14 l'm happy. We're happy.
00:40:16 -I know he loves me.
00:40:19 Being the center of attention for the day.
00:40:21 -Would that be too hideous?
00:40:23 How can you get married and leave
00:40:26 So you'd never get married?
00:40:28 l don't really see the point.
00:40:30 You know you love someone,
00:40:33 Being married doesn't make
00:40:35 Never ever under any circumstance?
00:40:38 Negative.
00:40:39 -Not if you had kids?
00:40:43 -lf it meant breaking up a relationship?
00:40:47 Not if you really loved someone,
00:40:50 l wouldn't get involved with someone...
00:40:52 ...who needed to be married
00:40:55 Well, at least you're
00:41:01 Who's that?
00:41:03 Well, how would l know?
00:41:09 Sam!
00:41:11 What? You said tomorrow.
00:41:12 No, l said, ''Call tomorrow,''
00:41:15 Well, l just wanted to check
00:41:18 Let us in.
00:41:29 That is very kinky.
00:41:33 Sam, this is Josh. Josh, Sam.
00:41:35 -Yeah, yeah, we met the other night.
00:41:37 What can l say?
00:41:39 l do.
00:41:43 Well, l'd love to see the look
00:41:46 -Who's Carole?
00:41:50 You haven't been doing it
00:41:52 lf she finds out, she is gonna spew.
00:41:56 Think l'm gonna put the kettle on.
00:41:59 Sam, promise me.
00:42:01 What? l'm not gonna say anything.
00:42:03 -Cin, relax.
00:42:07 l think you're gonna wreck it.
00:42:18 How are you supposed to sit
00:42:20 lt's not meant for sitting.
00:42:23 -l think l better take it off.
00:42:27 All l want to do is be a princess
00:42:32 Sam.
00:42:36 I should have just told her.
00:42:40 Well, l don't know.
00:42:43 She does it to me all the time.
00:42:46 l mean, l know she doesn't
00:42:49 ...but she wants him to want
00:42:53 And l just felt stupid, l suppose,
00:42:58 We spent one night together.
00:43:12 Oh, God, l've had
00:43:18 You wanna try and get some tea
00:43:20 Pete's back in town.
00:43:23 l mean, not really seeing because,
00:43:26 He's back in town, and l'm trying
00:43:30 They want it to be good
00:43:32 -So it's gonna be crap.
00:43:35 -All right.
00:43:38 Josh is a wildlife photographer.
00:43:41 -Really?
00:43:42 l work for National Geographic
00:43:45 Ever thought of doing any live action?
00:43:48 Yeah, yeah, but l kind of like
00:43:50 You might wanna think
00:43:53 ...maybe we could
00:43:56 Look, l'll give you my card.
00:43:59 -Give us a call sometime.
00:44:02 -Leaving? Where to?
00:44:05 Well, you know...
00:44:07 ...l'm in London from time to time.
00:44:11 -Shit, Sam!
00:44:12 -That's okay. lt'll wash right out.
00:44:19 He's great.
00:44:21 You two obviously having a bit of fun.
00:44:25 Sam, l think it's time for you to go.
00:44:29 It wasn't his fault.
00:44:32 But l was pissed off. And there's a lot of
00:44:36 And l guess l wanted him to--
00:44:39 l don't know.
00:44:41 lt's not fair to expect anything.
00:44:46 -See you later. Nice to meet you again.
00:45:15 Have a good time, did you?
00:45:17 -l'm sorry?
00:45:22 What are you talking about?
00:45:23 Do you mind not chucking
00:45:28 Well, there's one shirt,
00:45:31 Well, this would be the perfect
00:45:35 Okay.
00:45:37 -When am l leaving?
00:45:42 -What's wrong?
00:45:44 -Doesn't seem like nothing.
00:45:49 Well?
00:45:51 l would have thought it was obvious.
00:45:55 What the hell is your problem?
00:45:59 So who's the girl?
00:46:01 What girl?
00:46:04 l looked in your wallet.
00:46:07 What do you mean,
00:46:14 -So who is she?
00:46:16 lt's got nothing to do with you. What
00:46:20 Excuse me,
00:46:22 My life is completely on display here.
00:46:24 This is my home.
00:46:27 You just waltz in
00:46:30 l don't even get a glimpse
00:46:34 The only thing l know is you're
00:46:38 -lsn't this supposed to be casual?
00:46:43 See you later.
00:46:50 l was angry and frustrated.
00:46:53 ...but l'm walking away feeling
00:46:57 Like l was making a big mistake.
00:46:58 Look, the whole point of it
00:47:02 You didn't have to deal
00:47:09 Taxi!
00:47:35 You all right there, mate?
00:47:37 You seem a bit upset, that's all.
00:47:40 She's absolutely crazy.
00:48:06 Bloody meerkats.
00:48:09 Stupid, bloody animals.
00:48:12 So l'm sitting there holding
00:48:16 We had our night.
00:48:19 l don't know. l mean, maybe l should
00:48:23 ...but l thought the idea was
00:48:27 l can't do it. Out you get.
00:48:30 -l beg your pardon?
00:48:33 Loosen up. Wouldn't kill you
00:48:37 And that friend of hers,
00:48:40 lt puts a bit of strain on things,
00:48:43 lf nothing else,
00:48:46 Since you're such an expert,
00:48:48 Okay, okay.
00:48:51 lt was supposed to be something casual,
00:48:55 Come on. What's wrong
00:48:59 lt's up to you.
00:49:01 Go if you want, turn your back,
00:49:05 You decide. But l'm not driving you.
00:49:08 Go on. Out you go.
00:49:10 -What?
00:49:22 Couldn't live with myself
00:49:26 You have to sleep together
00:49:29 As soon as you let
00:49:32 l don't know, it gets crazy.
00:49:35 I didn't want it to end like that.
00:49:38 Why does it always
00:49:40 Complicated.
00:49:43 These two kill me.
00:51:26 Yeah?
00:51:28 -Hey, it's me.
00:51:31 -What, she kick you out already?
00:51:39 What's going on?
00:51:41 Nobody here called a cab, mate.
00:51:43 Come on, l haven't got all day.
00:51:48 Hey, chuck us down my bag,
00:51:56 What's going on?
00:51:58 -l just gotta sort something out.
00:52:13 Unbelievable!
00:52:57 Look....
00:52:59 A couple of years ago, l....
00:53:03 Actually, it was a few years ago now,
00:53:07 You know, a girlfriend.
00:53:10 She was my girlfriend and she wasn't.
00:53:15 And...
00:53:18 ...well, she was the love of my life,
00:53:23 lt was the first time in my life l actually
00:53:27 You know that feeling
00:53:31 Anyway, we were pretty young...
00:53:34 ...and she didn't really feel
00:53:38 She wanted me to be close to her,
00:53:43 l'd go out with other women,
00:53:46 ...she'd offer herself to me.
00:53:48 ...to make me feel as though
00:53:52 But, you know, it never did.
00:53:55 And....
00:53:58 lt started to really wear me down.
00:54:02 So one day...
00:54:06 ...l decided l'd had enough.
00:54:11 So that's how l ended up in London.
00:54:18 Anyway, that photo...
00:54:21 ...it reminds me of....
00:54:25 Well, l'm fucked if l know.
00:54:28 That you loved her.
00:54:31 Sorry. l always laugh
00:54:47 l don't know.
00:54:49 Look, it was good, but it was also
00:54:54 We suddenly felt connected.
00:54:56 Sex wasn't just casual anymore.
00:55:04 lt was passionate.
00:55:07 It wasn't about fucking and orgasms
00:55:10 Well, I mean, it was, but...
00:55:12 ...I don't know, it was deeper,
00:55:17 l really didn't want
00:56:28 l was really asleep.
00:56:30 Good morning.
00:56:32 l made some tea.
00:56:35 -Come on.
00:56:37 Hey, nice touch.
00:56:39 Didn't want you to think
00:56:58 Hello.
00:57:06 Nice, isn't it?
00:57:12 Very tropical.
00:57:24 No good?
00:57:26 -Did you boil the water?
00:57:29 lt's just like making coffee,
00:57:32 l made you a cup the other night.
00:57:39 That's delicious.
00:57:44 -Can l ask you something?
00:57:46 Was that before or after we had sex?
00:57:48 -Before. You know it was before.
00:57:53 Like making coffee.
00:58:00 Hey, all that before with Sam.
00:58:03 Forget it. lt wasn't your fault.
00:58:06 ...felt undermined by Sam.
00:58:09 She dumps all this sexually
00:58:14 l found it humiliating.
00:58:16 And she uses me so she can feel
00:58:21 You know, sexier.
00:58:25 Do you think she's sexy?
00:58:27 l don't know. Oh, look,
00:58:31 ...today.
00:58:38 Well, l want you to stay, okay?
00:58:43 l mean,
00:58:46 l wanna not give a shit
00:58:48 l want you to be some guy l slept
00:58:54 l want us to keep having
00:59:19 l love you!
00:59:22 Shit!
00:59:31 l can't believe
00:59:34 You can't help yourself.
00:59:37 -Yeah.
00:59:40 ...we hardly knew each other.
00:59:43 You walk away.
00:59:46 What were we doing back
00:59:54 -You hungry?
00:59:56 Let's go out
01:00:08 Ready.
01:00:11 Give me a break, that's too fast.
01:00:15 No, no, no. l'll be quick. Stop that,
01:00:26 lf you're gonna hassle me,
01:00:29 lt's bullshit. l'm quick.
01:00:36 This is quick.
01:00:39 lf it was just her making herself
01:00:43 Well, okay, but...
01:00:45 ...women wanna look great
01:00:48 And that can take some time.
01:00:51 -Oh, you're kidding.
01:00:55 What?
01:00:56 lf l'm premenstrual, it can take me
01:01:00 ...but l think he could
01:01:05 Do you like this smell?
01:01:07 How can a change of jeans
01:01:11 A bath?
01:01:13 Don't know why she's so paranoid.
01:01:15 Well, l think she's sexy
01:01:20 What do you think?
01:01:22 Perfect, if you were wearing them.
01:01:24 No, l wanna look good.
01:01:33 -Yeah, good.
01:01:35 l don't know about the skirt.
01:01:40 Fine.
01:01:42 Only fine?
01:01:44 -Does this top go with these shoes?
01:01:48 Sure?
01:01:54 Who the hell looks at shoes?
01:01:58 That looks great.
01:02:00 The shirt goes with the curtains.
01:02:05 You're hopeless.
01:02:09 Now, do you like this one?
01:02:15 Why don't l have anything
01:02:25 See?
01:02:27 -Okay, the bath was a good idea.
01:02:31 Didn't wanna wait for you
01:02:33 Oh, I'm like lightning.
01:02:36 Yeah, one quick coat and then
01:02:41 Tell me, are you in love
01:02:43 No.
01:02:45 -Are you seeing someone?
01:02:48 Well, do you like someone?
01:02:53 Yeah. Yeah, some.
01:02:55 What about you? Boyfriends?
01:02:58 Yeah, but l'd never wanna spend
01:03:02 l mean, l like the idea
01:03:07 So you think we'd be here like this
01:03:11 No way. l mean, l'd sleep with you,
01:03:17 No. l guess l'm really good at
01:03:20 ...but not good at going
01:03:23 ...to the being-with bit.
01:03:27 -So tell me....
01:03:31 How many guys have you got
01:03:34 You want to know how many
01:03:36 Yeah, if you wanna tell me.
01:03:39 A few.
01:03:42 -Quite a few.
01:03:45 l don't know. You're not going to go
01:03:48 Because l've slept around a bit.
01:03:50 Of course not.
01:03:53 Okay, you wanna fuck anything
01:03:58 You're deranged.
01:04:01 Okay.
01:04:03 Twenty-seven.
01:04:05 No, 28, if we're just counting guys,
01:04:10 l'm gonna take for granted
01:04:13 -Good idea.
01:04:16 -That's a pretty good memory.
01:04:17 l was having this exact
01:04:20 ...a few weeks ago,
01:04:22 What, he wanted to know
01:04:24 -Didn't like it?
01:04:27 Hang on, let me get this straight.
01:04:33 -And you asked him up here?
01:04:35 You're both naked,
01:04:38 -No complaints?
01:04:42 -He should be happy.
01:04:46 l hate it when guys
01:04:51 So come on, your turn.
01:04:53 What? What, how many?
01:04:56 Well, l was a virgin
01:05:00 -Come on, how many?
01:05:04 Well, ballpark it.
01:05:06 Okay, l'd say 40 to 50.
01:05:10 -Probably closer to 50.
01:05:16 -All women.
01:05:19 So when did you embark
01:05:27 l was probably about 1 7. This older
01:05:30 ...of about 23 just climbed on top
01:05:33 Started humping away.
01:05:34 l must've done it about 50 times.
01:05:39 Fifty times.
01:05:42 At that age you only have to be in the
01:05:46 ...and little Elvis starts tapping
01:05:50 Well, well, well.
01:05:55 Looks like Elvis is wanting
01:05:59 l think he wants to tap you.
01:06:03 When it first goes in,
01:06:06 l refuse to let him put that thing
01:06:10 lt definitely turns me on doing it.
01:06:12 lt's the best thing in the world.
01:06:16 l don't let the guy look at me.
01:06:19 l mean:
01:06:21 lt's hardly a good look.
01:06:22 Oh, that feels good.
01:06:24 Lift your hips, will you?
01:06:27 You're pretty good with a snorkel.
01:06:30 Sometimes you can't get your
01:06:32 lf it's a new guy,
01:06:36 lt's pure sex, and l like how powerful
01:06:40 Puts me in control of the situation.
01:06:44 And l can just lie back
01:06:48 lt makes me feel really into her,
01:06:52 This is too good.
01:06:54 l don't know, swallowing it....
01:06:58 Yes, please.
01:07:00 No. No, l don't. l couldn't.
01:07:03 Yes, please.
01:07:07 Well, maybe if l was in love.
01:07:09 You know l love you. Please?
01:07:13 l've done it.
01:07:15 l do it.
01:07:17 But l usually stop just before he....
01:07:20 Marry me.
01:08:53 Thank you.
01:09:01 Busting!
01:09:09 -What time are you leaving?
01:09:14 -l'd drive you, but--
01:09:17 Good. l hate
01:09:23 Excuse me.
01:09:38 Do you think l'm getting
01:09:40 -Think l'm getting fat?
01:09:43 l've only known you
01:09:45 For all l know, you could have lost 50
01:09:50 Yeah, l think l'm getting
01:11:51 Sure l can't convince you to stay?
01:11:53 -No. l gotta go.
01:11:59 -Help us make the bed, then?
01:12:39 Oh, fuck me.
01:12:43 Oh, God! Fuck me.
01:12:45 -Fucking sexy.
01:12:49 Oh, yeah.
01:12:52 -lt was a fuck.
01:12:54 lt was like the first night.
01:12:57 -...to remind us why we were there.
01:13:01 ...to help me get rid of
01:13:04 To make his leaving easier.
01:14:03 -Stop it.
01:14:07 You're gonna have to bite it off.
01:14:12 Oh, shit!
01:14:21 l'll give you a call, okay?
01:14:24 l'll call you.
01:14:26 You don't have to.
01:14:29 Okay. l won't then.
01:14:30 -l'm not gonna call you.
01:14:33 l don't want you to say it.
01:14:35 Are you trying to provoke me?
01:14:40 l gotta go.
01:14:42 Okay.
01:14:55 l'm leaving a fake number
01:15:02 l just want you to fuck me
01:15:10 Can you believe these two?
01:16:17 -Did he ask her?
01:16:19 -She just went.
01:16:38 -l--
01:16:40 What do you got to lose?
01:17:05 -Gone? Gone where?
01:17:08 lt won't last long.
01:17:12 l was stupid, really.
01:17:15 Coughed up how we felt.
01:17:22 Neither of us wanted
01:17:26 lt didn't seem real that
01:17:38 l don't believe it!
01:17:40 What do you mean,
01:17:42 -She's crazy.
01:17:56 l remember when l was your age.
01:17:59 -A world of possibilities.
01:18:02 -Can l give you a word of advice?
01:18:05 You two have got to start
01:18:12 l'll sue you!
01:18:21 Oh, it was unbelievable. There's one
01:18:27 l was as nervous as hell.
01:18:29 But I thought the best thing to do was
01:18:35 Okay, okay.
01:18:43 Unbelievable!
01:18:49 lt's never easy, is it?
01:19:19 l was stuck here in London, and he
01:19:25 Hello. How's London?
01:19:29 Well, apart from the cold, the rain,
01:19:33 ...l thought it might be