Beverly Hills Chihuahua

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00:01:53 She's on her way.
00:02:09 Good morning, Viv.
00:02:11 Hello, Willow. Lovely to see you.
00:02:13 - Here she comes!
00:02:17 I might've known
00:02:19 Fabulous bag. She's so chic.
00:02:24 Sorry I'm late.
00:02:28 Now that's the way to travel.
00:02:31 Faboo!
00:02:33 Louis Vuitton
00:02:35 Mmm. Tell me the stones
00:02:39 Aren't they gorgeous?
00:02:43 - Sorry keep you waiting.
00:02:46 A brush and a seaweed wrap,
00:02:49 - We're having lunch with my niece.
00:02:52 I know, sweetheart. I'm going to miss
00:02:56 - No waxing, OK?
00:02:59 I hope she gives me a red bow.
00:03:02 - Bimini has a date with Scooter.
00:03:05 Please! The dog chases parked cars.
00:03:09 - He's crazier than a Labradoodle.
00:03:12 - Hey! Talk to the paw.
00:03:16 It's not easy to find a mate with
00:03:21 Me, I'd be happy with
00:03:33 Down, boy.
00:03:42 All right, what's next?
00:03:44 - What do you think?
00:03:48 Viv?
00:03:49 Fabulous. I'll take two.
00:03:52 I'll need at least two days at corporate
00:03:57 - You have a little beret?
00:04:00 Who needs sleep? It's Italy.
00:04:03 Preppy little beauty.
00:04:05 - This just came in.
00:04:08 - Love that.
00:04:12 - Viv.
00:04:15 You may have it.
00:04:19 Yes, I will. No, not you, Patrick.
00:04:23 Hello, Jackie O.
00:04:36 - Love the smell of dirt in the morning.
00:04:41 And I love the new designs
00:04:45 - Thank you.
00:04:46 For everything. For giving me
00:04:50 Oh, good job, Papi. Very symmetrical.
00:04:55 Ciao. Ciao, Papi.
00:04:58 Yes, yes. We did it, Papi.
00:05:03 Go on, take a break, Papi.
00:05:15 Hello, beautiful.
00:05:18 You're blocking my sun.
00:05:20 # Mi corazón, you shine
00:05:24 # Why won't you be my one #
00:05:28 - What's that smell?
00:05:32 The sweat of my labor
00:05:35 - Neither.
00:05:38 Gross! You're covered in it.
00:05:42 Of course. I am a landscaper.
00:05:48 Grasshopper, mi corazón?
00:05:50 I caught it myself. Very tasty.
00:05:53 Papi, that's so... disgusting.
00:05:57 I see you're tempted. I'll leave it here
00:06:00 Excuse me. We have guests.
00:06:03 Guests? You got guests... OK.
00:06:06 You want to go have a drink later?
00:06:09 OK, never mind.
00:06:11 Aunt Viv! I'm here!
00:06:13 An hour late, as usual.
00:06:15 Aunt Viv, hello!
00:06:17 How do you keep a job?
00:06:21 Where's Aunt Viv?
00:06:25 - Go on. Go find her.
00:06:29 You're so completely useless.
00:06:31 Of course I understand.
00:06:33 It's just that I'm headed to
00:06:37 No, this is wonderful news.
00:06:39 Yes, yes. OK. Wonderful. Bye.
00:06:44 - Is everything OK, Aunt Viv?
00:06:48 I am getting on a plane at 4:00,
00:06:53 and Chloe's dog nanny just
00:06:56 - You're not taking Chloe with you?
00:06:59 Obviously if it was a vacation,
00:07:04 Four cities in ten days.
00:07:07 She's much too delicate for that kind
00:07:10 - What about a kennel?
00:07:13 No.
00:07:15 No, no. I could never leave her
00:07:18 Never in a million years.
00:07:22 But you're not a stranger.
00:07:25 - What?
00:07:29 Here is Chloe's schedule.
00:07:33 I could skip the dog park on Wednesday
00:07:35 because Chloe's friend, Stella,
00:07:38 I'm about to entrust you with
00:07:42 Take good care.
00:07:45 I love you, sweetheart.
00:07:46 I love you so much.
00:07:50 Bye-bye! Have fun, you two!
00:07:52 OK. Bye!
00:07:56 Playdate?
00:08:03 Here you go. Good luck.
00:08:26 Don't worry, Chloe.
00:08:30 Rachel doesn't look so bad.
00:08:31 You don't know the half of it.
00:08:34 They all look so cute
00:08:36 You didn't have to dress her.
00:08:39 - You're talking about a Chihuahua.
00:08:43 She's a bossy, arrogant, manipulative,
00:08:48 She has no direction. She can't keep
00:08:52 I'm going to be late to my appointments.
00:08:55 Don't get me started on her schedule.
00:08:57 Shiatsu massages, doggy birthday
00:09:00 I have to change
00:09:02 I mean, look at her.
00:09:04 She's so...
00:09:06 ...irresponsible.
00:09:08 Woof.
00:09:10 - I need to cool off.
00:09:16 Whoa!
00:09:17 Hi, mami.
00:09:19 Oh!
00:09:20 Who is that hunk
00:09:23 - Nice.
00:09:25 The gardener.
00:09:27 You are more lovely...
00:09:29 - than the dawn.
00:09:31 Mi corazón!
00:09:33 You are more lovely...
00:09:36 So embarrassing. Maybe he'll go away.
00:09:41 I only...
00:09:42 Excuse me while I bravely defend
00:09:48 Hey, bird!
00:09:49 That is one hot dog.
00:09:52 Excuse me.
00:09:56 Mud all over me.
00:09:58 Hey, hey! Excuse me!
00:10:01 Excuse me! Excuse me, señor?
00:10:06 Your dog is muy bad.
00:10:15 Can you get... your...
00:10:18 ...doggie-o out of here?
00:10:21 Perdóname, por favor,
00:10:25 I only wish to say...
00:10:27 that if you ever need someone
00:10:32 or chew the hard to reach places...
00:10:35 or share your slumber in the sun...
00:10:39 I would be most honored
00:10:42 - Woof.
00:10:46 Oh. I don't think so, Papi.
00:10:51 You mean, not now.
00:10:54 I mean... not ever.
00:10:58 I see. Of course. Well...
00:11:02 This thing.
00:11:06 Papi!
00:11:09 Duty calls! Please have
00:11:21 Cool. Thanks a lot.
00:11:32 Rachel, wake up.
00:11:35 and you have to make my waffles.
00:11:37 Get up!
00:11:52 Aunt Viv's.
00:11:55 Hi, Angela.
00:11:59 What?
00:12:01 You're a genius.
00:12:03 Yes, I can be ready
00:12:08 Pack your swimsuit, Chloe.
00:12:11 A trip? Ooh, where are we going?
00:12:15 Mexico! Yeah!
00:12:36 I love this town!
00:12:43 - Let's check it out.
00:12:46 Hi.
00:12:51 I love this town!
00:12:54 I could totally live here.
00:12:57 I'm starting to get the feeling
00:13:03 Whoo!
00:13:21 - Third floor, baby.
00:13:24 Hello? Somebody forget something?
00:13:28 - I'm walking by myself.
00:13:35 I'm starving.
00:13:38 Wait. What time are
00:13:41 Right now, at that club.
00:13:43 Wait a minute. I forgot
00:13:46 - Cayuca Club!
00:13:50 Be right back.
00:13:52 - Dinner time!
00:13:53 You should dance with Bryan, Rache.
00:13:55 - I'm gonna dance with him.
00:13:57 You'd better be making me
00:14:03 There you go.
00:14:05 You're joking, right?
00:14:07 I am ready to dance all night!
00:14:10 There's only one thing this is good for.
00:14:14 - Try this on for size.
00:14:20 Chloe!
00:14:22 That's a bad dog!
00:14:26 Rachel. What did you do to her?
00:14:29 Nothing! She's faking! Let's go.
00:14:32 - You silly girl.
00:14:35 - We should take her with us.
00:14:38 - I'm not taking the dog dancing.
00:14:40 Hey! Wait!
00:14:45 Come back here! Oops.
00:14:50 Just add that to the bill.
00:14:57 Hello?
00:14:58 Hola and adiós.
00:15:06 You want to dance, Rachel? Let's dance.
00:15:20 OK. Guy with a giant knife. Moving on.
00:15:28 If I wasn't starving,
00:15:33 Oh! There you are.
00:15:35 You are in so much troub...
00:15:39 Put me down! Who are you?
00:15:48 Rachel, help me! Somebody, please.
00:15:55 Rachel!
00:16:00 - So... good night.
00:16:03 No kiss?
00:16:05 Chloe!
00:16:08 Chloe, come out.
00:16:13 I'm not kidding. I mean it. Stop hiding.
00:16:16 Chloe?
00:16:21 Chloe?
00:16:23 I'll order you room service
00:16:28 - Chloe?
00:16:33 Chloe's missing.
00:16:41 I don't know where she would go.
00:16:44 - let alone run.
00:16:50 - What?
00:16:55 Dogfights. They're criminals.
00:16:59 How do I find them?
00:17:01 I have heard rumors.
00:17:04 Mexico City?
00:17:07 Then there's nothing more you can do.
00:17:09 You've done everything you can.
00:17:12 Why don't you go
00:17:15 I'm going to keep looking for Chloe.
00:17:16 And if I can't find her,
00:17:21 Rache...
00:17:23 Chloe!
00:17:43 Where am I?
00:17:45 You're in the dogfights.
00:17:47 Dogfights? What?
00:17:50 This is outrageous.
00:17:52 I was born to shop, not fight.
00:17:57 - Quit whining, princesa.
00:18:02 A delusional Chihuahua.
00:18:05 You won't get any sympathy from Delgado,
00:18:09 A gladiator?
00:18:11 You know. A fighter.
00:18:15 Don't listen to Rafa, chica.
00:18:20 Word is they fought once before,
00:18:29 What's he saying?
00:18:31 Ay, bendito, he always
00:18:34 Don't you speak any Spanish,
00:18:36 The name's Chloe, not chica.
00:18:41 - Hello! You're a Chihuahua, mi hija!
00:18:44 I'm from Beverly Hills. You know, 90210,
00:18:48 She's a gringa from California.
00:18:51 That's right. The only reason
00:18:54 - You think I volunteered for this?
00:18:58 - A hairless?
00:19:01 - I have a trust fund.
00:19:04 If you're worth something,
00:19:06 And if they ransom you,
00:19:10 - Guess you have nothing to worry about.
00:19:14 I am so glad you feel better.
00:19:19 I can't wait until Viv finds out
00:19:26 # Mi corazón,
00:19:30 Hold your tacos.
00:19:34 These scents are old.
00:19:37 Papi? Time to go home!
00:19:40 Where is she? Where is my Chloe?
00:19:45 Whoa!
00:19:47 What's going on?
00:19:49 Hey, Papi, come on. Let's go.
00:19:53 - Hi. Hola.
00:19:55 I'm Rachel's friend, and...
00:19:59 - I'm Sam.
00:20:03 And when I get a casa,
00:20:07 - because it's...
00:20:09 - Where's Rachel?
00:20:14 And what are you hiding there?
00:20:18 Chloe's lost in Mexico.
00:20:21 The love of my life
00:20:23 She wants me to e-mail
00:20:26 So...
00:20:36 Señoras y señores!
00:20:38 You know him, you love him.
00:20:42 El campeón, El Diablo!
00:20:56 Oh. It's about time someone's
00:21:01 And now, the challenger.
00:21:04 Weighing in at a whopping six pounds.
00:21:07 I give you Chi-Chihuahua!
00:21:12 Hey!
00:21:17 Thank you.
00:21:19 Thank you. You're too kind, really.
00:21:23 This is so much nicer
00:21:27 Oh! I'm sorry.
00:21:31 - Mister...
00:21:35 It's certainly nice to meet you.
00:21:40 So perhaps we could
00:21:44 Stop talking!
00:21:45 You know, I've got a dentist who could
00:21:50 - What?
00:21:52 - are important in your line of work.
00:21:57 Watch it! Say it, don't spray it!
00:22:01 - What am I going to do?
00:22:05 Dog that size?
00:22:07 Gringa, gringa.
00:22:10 She's adiós. She's bye-bye.
00:22:11 Poor little hairless.
00:22:15 OK, that's it.
00:22:18 Delgado? What are you doing?
00:22:20 Huh?
00:22:22 - What's going on?
00:22:25 - How do you do that?
00:22:28 - Yeah, save us!
00:22:29 - Don't leave us!
00:22:31 This is highly inappropriate.
00:22:38 Ow!
00:22:41 - Vámonos!
00:22:45 Let go before it... rips.
00:22:52 I know it's rude to leave early,
00:22:55 The show's over for you, chica.
00:22:58 You know, "dog eat dog" is
00:23:02 - Not this time, Diablo!
00:23:05 - Move it!
00:23:06 You'll pay for this, Delgado!
00:23:18 Wait, wait!
00:23:21 - What's wrong?
00:23:24 Where'd the dogs go? Go, go!
00:23:27 I want that Chihuahua!
00:23:38 - English, please!
00:23:47 - This way! This way!
00:23:56 - My bootie!
00:23:58 - My bootie!
00:24:00 - Forget it?
00:24:01 - The Chihuahua!
00:24:04 Look out!
00:24:08 Go! Go!
00:24:11 One at a time!
00:24:16 Hey! Wait a minute!
00:24:20 I got it!
00:24:22 Oh, no. I lost another bootie.
00:24:27 I am sure I locked those cages, sir.
00:24:29 I want that Chihuahua!
00:24:32 Why?
00:24:39 She's worth something.
00:24:41 Judging by the diamonds
00:24:45 Look out.
00:24:50 What is all of this?
00:24:56 The Day of the Dead.
00:24:57 This is so beautiful.
00:25:01 It's what humans do
00:25:04 It keeps them... alive in their hearts.
00:25:08 Helps them remember who they are,
00:25:12 Wow!
00:25:13 - You're my dog!
00:25:18 - I'm out of here!
00:25:22 Wait! Wait... Delgado!
00:25:29 "See ya?" That's it?
00:25:31 Number one rule of the streets,
00:25:35 Now, get lost.
00:25:38 My name is not "Princesa." It's Chloe.
00:25:42 And I am lost. And I want to be found.
00:25:50 Look, princesa...
00:25:54 I got my own problems.
00:25:55 I can't go back to the fights.
00:25:59 - How does Beverly Hills sound?
00:26:02 Come on! If you could
00:26:05 you could live with us on our estate.
00:26:07 If you haven't noticed,
00:26:10 But you're the perfect size
00:26:13 Our old one... Papi, he... ran off.
00:26:17 You had a guard dog named Papi?
00:26:21 - What hotel you staying in?
00:26:24 Answer the question
00:26:26 I don't know the name, but believe me,
00:26:30 The Carthay? There's one here.
00:26:34 They should. We're preferred guests.
00:26:39 Why me? Of all the dogs in Mexico.
00:26:42 Why me? All I need,
00:26:45 This'll be fun! You'll see.
00:26:47 Here's the GPS.
00:26:52 We're hot.
00:26:54 Diablo, you go get me that Chihuahua.
00:26:58 Go! Go!
00:27:22 - Hold up a second.
00:27:24 What's that sound?
00:27:26 Hmm. Hold your breath.
00:27:31 - What did you do that for?
00:27:35 Of course he does. It's Chanel No. 5.
00:27:39 - Congratulations.
00:27:42 - and I stink.
00:27:44 Are you kidding? I smell like a wet dog.
00:27:47 You are a wet dog.
00:27:53 - Look... señorita...
00:27:56 Ashe. I'm sorry.
00:28:00 We're already trying to stop the fights.
00:28:04 And we don't have time to look
00:28:09 This is not just any dog.
00:28:11 This is my Aunt Viv's dog.
00:28:16 I'll tell you what.
00:28:18 Go back to your hotel, download
00:28:23 and I will see what I can do.
00:28:26 - Gracias.
00:28:34 - Hi, Aunt Viv.
00:28:38 Yes, Capri's fantastic.
00:28:40 I was trying the house earlier.
00:28:44 Yeah, we went out for Mexican.
00:28:48 Could I talk to her just a second?
00:28:50 Um... I'll put her on.
00:28:56 Hi, baby! How's my little baby?
00:29:04 I miss you, too! I miss you, too!
00:29:17 OK, here you are,
00:29:22 I feel like I'm home already!
00:29:28 - Thank you, Delgado. Thank you!
00:29:32 But... maybe you should wait out here.
00:29:37 - Yeah, whatever.
00:29:39 but they can be a little particular
00:29:45 Knock yourself out.
00:29:47 We'll be eating gourmet food in no time.
00:29:50 - Bienvenidos al Hotel Carthay.
00:29:59 Excuse me. Would you be so kind
00:30:03 You'll find my owner's
00:30:08 Tshh! Get out!
00:30:11 Hello! Ew!
00:30:14 It touched me!
00:30:15 Get this mutt out of here.
00:30:18 - Mutt? How dare you!
00:30:21 I've been a preferred customer
00:30:24 Don't you dare!
00:30:28 - I'm sorry.
00:30:33 Really!
00:30:38 Oh, no.
00:30:39 I'm...
00:30:41 I'm... hideous.
00:30:46 What's taking her so long?
00:31:10 Hmm. Figures.
00:31:14 What did I expect...
00:31:27 Delgado, it was so humiliating.
00:31:35 Delgado?
00:31:42 Delgado.
00:32:55 Excuse me. I'm here to see
00:33:01 Detective Ramirez is already with someone,
00:33:16 Psst. Don't look now,
00:33:21 What are you doing here?
00:33:25 Isn't it obvious? To find Chloe.
00:33:28 Angela told me everything.
00:33:30 Why did you pretend
00:33:32 I didn't. You just assumed.
00:33:35 Thought you'd let me go along
00:33:37 Didn't need any help with that.
00:33:39 What makes you think
00:33:43 Oh, no, she didn't.
00:33:45 It's not that I have a
00:33:48 actually, I am a landscaper.
00:33:50 And I'm not here for you.
00:33:52 I'm here for Vivian,
00:34:01 I e-mailed a description
00:34:06 Chloe's collar. It's worth a fortune.
00:34:08 You're welcome.
00:34:11 Maybe a picture of the collar
00:34:15 Yeah, a lot. Gracias.
00:34:17 So what should we do now?
00:34:19 We? Nothing.
00:34:21 You go back to
00:34:28 He's right. There's nothing you can do.
00:34:30 What? We're Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't!
00:34:33 I'm not going to stop looking.
00:34:36 I need the dog.
00:34:38 I'm with her, amigo.
00:34:42 Hey! Papi! Hey!
00:34:44 - Come on, fool. Let's go!
00:35:00 I cannot believe Chloe's missing this.
00:35:02 Sebastian! Thank you.
00:35:05 Going to be on the cover
00:35:08 - Oh.
00:35:10 This party is off the leash!
00:35:13 Whoa! Party!
00:35:16 So Scooter.
00:35:18 - Come here, Birthday Dog.
00:35:21 No, that really isn't necessary.
00:35:23 OK. Thank you, thank you.
00:35:26 Ooh.
00:35:27 Hey, you guys don't think
00:35:30 Paa-lease. I bet Rachel whisked her
00:35:34 If I know Chloe...
00:35:36 she's sitting under a palm tree
00:35:49 Oh! Thank you!
00:35:51 I must be starving.
00:35:53 - Yeah. That's our churro.
00:35:57 Excuse me, but... I saw it first!
00:36:00 Better back off, muchachos.
00:36:04 Looks like we have
00:36:07 Now look, I've been dognapped,
00:36:12 slept in a box and I'm starting another
00:36:16 So don't... push me!
00:36:18 - Let's get out of here, man.
00:36:22 That's what I thought. Ha!
00:36:25 It's time to pay the piper,
00:36:29 - Where were we?
00:36:33 Still trying to be the hero!
00:36:42 The Aztec Empire's heart
00:36:45 Once used by the kings
00:37:01 - Move it! Hurry up!
00:37:03 - Come on! Two at a time!
00:37:06 Come on. This way.
00:37:10 Not this way.
00:37:15 - Where to now?
00:37:18 - Now what?
00:37:32 Why did you abandon me?
00:37:35 I've already been abandoned once.
00:37:38 You left me, I didn't leave you!
00:37:40 I saw you in there
00:37:43 The closest I came to food
00:37:54 Come on, let's go.
00:37:58 - Where are we going?
00:38:01 - Somebody there can help us.
00:38:09 Over here. Jump in.
00:38:14 - Delgado?
00:38:16 Why is El Diablo after me?
00:38:18 Vasquez must have sent him.
00:38:21 Who's Vasquez?
00:38:23 He runs the dog fights and anything
00:38:26 The police have been after him
00:38:30 How do you know all that?
00:38:33 Were you a criminal or something?
00:38:36 Or something. Get some sleep.
00:38:39 It's a long ride
00:38:41 What did El Diablo mean by,
00:38:50 Never mind.
00:38:59 What the...
00:39:05 Hey, lady!
00:39:10 What? What is it?
00:39:13 She is near. I can feel it.
00:39:17 Hey, wait for me!
00:39:22 He said...
00:39:23 he saw a white Chihuahua
00:39:28 She was being carried
00:39:30 - German Shepherd carried my Chloe?
00:39:33 I'm going to kick some tail. Papi style!
00:39:36 Yes?
00:39:39 Someone else
00:39:43 There is a lot of money riding on
00:39:47 They cannot find her before we do.
00:39:49 - I'm on it.
00:39:56 Come on, baby.
00:39:59 Come on, Diablo.
00:40:16 OK, this is us. We're here.
00:40:26 - What's your plan?
00:40:29 Plant your paws here, keep your muzzle
00:40:33 But... where are you going?
00:40:37 You're very withholding, you know that?
00:40:44 I guess this is my day at the spa.
00:40:59 Ahh.
00:41:02 Much better.
00:41:07 There she is.
00:41:10 I don't really have to eat you, do I?
00:41:12 Only swallow my legs.
00:41:17 - Act scary.
00:41:19 Help! Help, please help me!
00:41:23 - Help me, somebody! Help!
00:41:27 Keep your tongue to yourself.
00:41:29 Help me! Somebody, please!
00:41:31 This is just like Animal Planet.
00:41:34 Something! Anything! Help!
00:41:37 Shoo, lizard. Shoo, shoo.
00:41:42 Ew.
00:41:45 Oh, my gosh. Are you all right? Hello?
00:41:52 Are you an angel? Am I dead?
00:41:56 No. And I'm not an angel.
00:41:59 And yet you're wearing a halo.
00:42:02 This? This is my collar
00:42:06 - Is that in heaven?
00:42:08 Sort of. Beverly Hills.
00:42:11 Ahh.
00:42:12 Beverly Hills.
00:42:16 Perhaps I can be of assistance.
00:42:20 I work on a luxury cruise ship
00:42:23 tending to the discriminating needs
00:42:28 Really? Do you think you
00:42:31 Well, you saved my life.
00:42:57 Delgado?
00:43:01 Delgado?
00:43:02 - Hey, Tomas.
00:43:05 What happened? Where you been?
00:43:08 You know, a while.
00:43:10 Look... I'm doing this
00:43:13 I'm taking a rich Chihuahua
00:43:16 She's got a tag
00:43:18 So take her to a rescue shelter.
00:43:20 - They'll read it and call the owner.
00:43:23 Vasquez is looking for her,
00:43:27 He's even got El Diablo after her.
00:43:30 El Diablo. That's why you're doing it?
00:43:33 That delincuente is behind me.
00:43:35 It's just a job. Can you get
00:43:38 Yeah, OK. Bring it to me.
00:43:40 - I'll see what I can do.
00:43:46 Come on, let's go.
00:43:49 - Really? So did I.
00:43:53 You're not the only one
00:43:55 - What?
00:43:58 He is taking it to
00:44:00 Manuel? Who's Manuel?
00:44:02 The kindly pack rat
00:44:05 I saved him from
00:44:08 An iguana? An iguana!
00:44:10 That is the oldest con in the book!
00:44:14 I'm sorry. I don't meet
00:44:18 Without your ID tag...
00:44:20 there's nothing to separate you
00:44:24 But... Well...
00:44:25 Manuel promised me
00:44:29 What ship? That ship?
00:44:31 What happened to the
00:44:34 You said nothing about iguanas.
00:44:43 then I said, "Are you an
00:44:48 Chico, who is the
00:44:52 You are. And now,
00:44:55 - Where did you get that?
00:44:58 I got a wife and 300 kids to feed.
00:45:00 - Eat him first!
00:45:03 Chihuahua? I don't know any Chihuahua.
00:45:07 Of course if you'd like to meet one,
00:45:11 You're about to be lunch.
00:45:13 That's the right price.
00:45:16 Do something, Manuel.
00:45:18 You're trying my patience,
00:45:21 Stop trying his patience.
00:45:23 - Where is she?
00:45:25 I didn't know she was a friend of yours.
00:45:30 Please don't hurt me.
00:45:34 Hmm. Hmm.
00:45:35 Ha! That's dog's lucky
00:45:39 You know, Manuel, I don't think
00:45:42 It's not our problem, Chico.
00:45:44 Come on, let's go raid a piñata.
00:45:48 Leave me out of this, Manuel.
00:45:56 - Uh, Delgado?
00:45:59 What are we doing here?
00:46:01 - This is where we meet the coyote.
00:46:05 A smuggler. They sneak collarless dogs
00:46:12 You used to be a police dog, didn't you?
00:46:16 That's how you know Sergeant Tomas.
00:46:21 - I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:24 Did you do something wrong?
00:46:26 Yes, I did something wrong, OK?
00:46:30 Now, just drop it.
00:46:32 OK. OK.
00:46:35 There he is. We're on. Follow me.
00:46:39 - And no more questions.
00:46:44 - But what was it? Was someone hurt?
00:46:49 You're driving me crazy.
00:46:51 You're not exactly the most charming
00:46:55 - Good, because we're parting ways.
00:46:58 Wait, wait! What are you doing?
00:47:02 This train will take you to Tijuana.
00:47:04 - But...
00:47:05 The coyote will take you
00:47:07 - Buenos Días.
00:47:09 Make yourself at home.
00:47:13 Best of luck.
00:47:15 But... you promised.
00:47:24 Delgado...
00:47:45 Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
00:47:48 Don't... What am I doing?
00:47:56 - Delgado!
00:48:01 - Delgado!
00:48:06 Come on. Jump!
00:48:07 It's a fast train!
00:48:10 You can do it! Jump!
00:48:14 That hurt.
00:48:16 OK, good.
00:48:18 - I could use a little help.
00:48:25 Don't help. Don't help.
00:48:36 What can I say? A promise is a promise.
00:48:39 Sure thing, Delgado.
00:48:44 Sam! How do you say
00:48:57 Chloe.
00:48:59 Wait, he's got something.
00:49:03 Papi! Papi!
00:49:08 You! That scent.
00:49:12 Maybe you haven't noticed,
00:49:14 but I'm currently napping
00:49:16 You mean the moldy taco?
00:49:19 No, fool. The perfume. It's Chloe's.
00:49:23 She's an American Chihuahua.
00:49:25 Her ears are as pink as seashells...
00:49:28 and her nose is like a raspberry.
00:49:32 - You serious, bro?
00:49:36 Is she kind of uppity?
00:49:41 - You know her? Where is she?
00:49:44 - she was with Delgado on the run.
00:49:47 - Mm-hm.
00:49:52 I want to hear more. Come with me.
00:49:56 Looks like he found a couple of friends.
00:49:59 Just what we need, stray dogs.
00:50:03 Papi was a stray dog.
00:50:08 Hey, buddy.
00:50:11 He inspires me every day.
00:50:17 Get back to you on that.
00:50:19 Hey.
00:50:21 Look at that. How you doing? Hello.
00:50:26 I guess he is kind of cute.
00:50:30 but you have to give them a bath,
00:50:32 I can handle that.
00:50:33 - You stink! Oh!
00:50:36 Oh, I love this!
00:50:39 I think I'm in love
00:50:46 - I think he likes it.
00:50:52 Where you going? Wait for me!
00:51:06 Oh, yeah. Mira, I'm clean.
00:51:09 I know clean now.
00:51:10 I have never had
00:51:13 It's... minty.
00:51:15 It's weird.
00:51:17 Papi, this is great!
00:51:19 - We should call room service.
00:51:23 Have we found a home, Papi?
00:51:25 I don't know, but they'll make sure
00:51:29 Sam did it for me.
00:51:33 See you tomorrow.
00:51:34 - Come on.
00:51:38 I take responsibility.
00:51:40 Cool.
00:51:41 Papi, what do you see, compa?
00:51:43 It's a big place, my little friend.
00:51:45 I may be small, but I am fighting...
00:51:49 for something... bigger than all of it.
00:51:54 Mi Corazón.
00:52:18 Excuse me. Where are you from?
00:52:21 - I'm from Beverly Hills.
00:52:25 Well... it feels like
00:52:31 Señorita, what is that?
00:52:34 It's a bootie. I lost the others.
00:52:37 All the dogs in Beverly Hills
00:52:40 It must be very dirty there.
00:52:42 No. Actually, it's probably
00:52:47 Then that's pretty silly
00:52:50 Pedro, be polite.
00:52:53 You know something, Pedro?
00:52:58 You're right.
00:53:34 Rachel.
00:53:37 Rachel.
00:53:38 Come on, Sleeping Beauty, let's go.
00:53:41 Detective Ramirez called.
00:53:42 A white Chihuahua and a German
00:53:46 They're not sure if it was her,
00:53:49 What? Someone stole Chloe's collar?
00:53:51 I'm going to go
00:53:58 Chico, I have this pain
00:54:00 - Must have been the Pop Rocks.
00:54:04 We should have never
00:54:07 Now she'll never get home.
00:54:15 Let's get out of here!
00:54:35 Make a left, make a left.
00:54:37 Aisle four, tortillas on the floor.
00:54:40 - I feel naked.
00:54:47 - My head!
00:54:49 This way. Come on!
00:54:50 Back the other way!
00:54:55 Get off me!
00:54:59 Hey, Chico! We're home free!
00:55:06 Back up, back up!
00:55:10 That's what you get!
00:55:20 Hey! He's got my diamonds!
00:55:22 - Our diamonds.
00:55:39 Wake up! The conductor's coming!
00:55:48 What's going on?
00:55:49 - Delgado, what's happening?
00:55:53 Hide behind the crate.
00:55:55 Don't come out,
00:55:57 But, Delgado...
00:55:58 Don't come out,
00:56:00 - What are you gonna do?
00:56:26 Well, that used to be easier.
00:56:33 Just my luck.
00:56:34 Delgado!
00:56:37 - Oh, my gosh.
00:56:39 - Did you see that?
00:56:41 I just jumped off a train!
00:56:47 I told you to stay onboard.
00:56:49 But we're in this together.
00:56:55 I've never had a friend like you.
00:56:58 You should have stayed, kid.
00:57:02 You should have stayed.
00:57:08 I told the local police
00:57:11 But they didn't believe me.
00:57:13 I went to turn the diamonds in,
00:57:16 Sorry for the confusion, señor.
00:57:19 The rat, he's clever.
00:57:21 Oye, this hombre
00:57:23 I set traps to keep him out,
00:57:27 Sneaky, sneaky mouse.
00:57:29 You know what you need?
00:57:30 A guard dog.
00:57:33 - He's a stray.
00:57:36 but he's a really good dog.
00:57:45 Thanks for
00:57:48 Congratulations, amigo.
00:57:51 Gracias, Rafa.
00:57:54 Stay brown, brother.
00:57:55 Come on.
00:57:58 - Adiós
00:58:00 Hey, don't chew the furniture.
00:58:02 - Good luck finding your dog.
00:58:06 I just got off
00:58:08 There was some dog trouble
00:58:12 A German Shepherd jumped off.
00:58:15 Chloe.
00:58:17 - Thank you.
00:58:19 - Follow the tracks north.
00:58:23 This will be great.
00:58:25 She's getting away with my diamonds.
00:58:27 I think that that's like...
00:58:30 See, you steal it,
00:58:34 And I steal it back.
00:58:37 - How you going to do that?
00:58:57 So, Bimini says that
00:59:01 who I happen to know
00:59:03 Please, make it stop.
00:59:05 I can't say that to her.
00:59:09 Wait a minute. Haven't we
00:59:13 No, you're mistaken.
00:59:17 - But I tinkled there.
00:59:20 You tinkled?
00:59:22 Can't you tell?
00:59:26 Oh, my... You can't smell, can you?
00:59:34 - No.
00:59:37 It's OK, you can tell me.
00:59:40 I didn't... quit the police force.
00:59:43 They let me go because
00:59:49 Now we're out here walking in circles.
00:59:52 I'm sorry, kid.
00:59:55 - What's that?
00:59:57 - I'm scared, Delgado.
01:00:01 We better get moving.
01:00:03 - OK.
01:00:18 Delgado, what happened to you?
01:00:21 Why can't you smell anything?
01:00:28 Well...
01:00:32 My partner and I...
01:00:38 I was on point.
01:00:40 Before I knew it I was blind-sided.
01:00:49 While I was down,
01:00:55 He was never the same after that.
01:01:04 I should have sensed him coming.
01:01:07 Next day I woke up
01:01:10 Were you hurt?
01:01:12 No. They say it's all in my head.
01:01:15 In my head.
01:01:18 They found us!
01:01:19 I'll hold them off as long as I can
01:01:22 They're just cats.
01:01:27 We need a miracle. Run when I say run!
01:01:30 Come on! Take them!
01:01:32 Yeah, you can do it!
01:01:35 Don't be afraid!
01:01:38 Go, Delgado! Go, Delgado!
01:01:43 - Run, kid! Run, now!
01:01:45 - Run and hide!
01:01:47 This is not hiding.
01:02:14 Say hello to my little friends.
01:02:23 Whoa! That's some bark you guys got.
01:02:25 I am Montezuma!
01:02:29 Yeah, I want to live.
01:02:32 Now I've seen it all.
01:02:38 Can you help us get back
01:02:42 Of course.
01:02:43 But it is too dangerous
01:02:47 You will spend the night here with us.
01:02:49 Where are we?
01:02:51 You are in Chihuahua.
01:02:56 I was born in Beverly Hills.
01:02:58 Sí, but your ancestors
01:03:03 The Aztec people left long ago,
01:03:10 Wow.
01:03:27 Did you hear what he said, Delgado?
01:03:29 - I come from a mighty breed.
01:03:33 You're just mad because
01:03:37 Very little dogs.
01:03:40 Tonight we celebrate your arrival.
01:03:44 Thank you, Montezuma.
01:03:45 Please, call me Monte.
01:03:49 Ay yi yi.
01:03:57 Wow! All this for me, Monte?
01:04:00 Yes, Chloe.
01:04:02 When a Chihuahua comes home,
01:04:06 Even a Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
01:04:08 Of course. No matter where
01:04:14 Tiny but mighty.
01:04:17 Mighty? But I'm just... a lapdog.
01:04:21 A lapdog? No.
01:04:24 Do not insult yourself. Do not insult
01:04:28 - No más.
01:04:31 Sí, it means "no more."
01:04:35 We Chihuahuas are not toys
01:04:39 No más.
01:04:41 We were not bred to wear silly hats
01:04:45 No más.
01:04:46 We will no longer
01:04:50 We have been called "teacup"
01:04:54 No más!
01:04:56 Names like Fifi, Foo-Foo...
01:04:59 Pookie, Pumpkin, or Squirt.
01:05:02 No más!
01:05:03 Yes, we Chihuahuas shake, but not for
01:05:08 We shake because we know the power
01:05:13 No más!
01:05:14 Yes, we are tiny, but we are mighty!
01:05:18 No más! No más! No más!
01:05:23 Join with us, Chloe.
01:05:28 My bark?
01:05:30 Sí! That which makes you mighty.
01:05:34 That which makes you... you.
01:05:37 We are Chihuahuas, hear us roar.
01:05:50 That was embarrassing.
01:05:52 Don't worry, little one. Your bark will
01:06:29 Last one in the house is a chew toy!
01:06:33 They have room.
01:06:34 Come on. Little more.
01:06:35 - You got it now. Now pull.
01:06:38 - Sweet smell of success.
01:06:42 There's the bag. There's the bag that's
01:06:47 I don't feel right about this.
01:06:49 Look, my neck flap is swelling up.
01:06:53 Stop with the guilt.
01:06:57 You know I was born in captivity.
01:07:01 Snap out of it. We got a job to do.
01:07:03 Ah-hah! You're the pack rat
01:07:07 See? You're so busted, Manuel.
01:07:09 Hey, dude, you got me mixed up with
01:07:14 - No, no. It's him. He did it.
01:07:16 Now the love of my life
01:07:18 - Not because of us.
01:07:20 - We were trying to... save her.
01:07:22 From the demon dog that's hunting her.
01:07:25 Tell me about this demon dog.
01:07:55 Chloe, you can always stay here with us.
01:08:00 This place is amazing, Monte.
01:08:02 But there's someone at home who's
01:08:07 and I miss him.
01:08:09 Your corazón?
01:08:12 Mi corazón. What does that mean?
01:08:15 My heart.
01:08:18 I never even gave him a chance.
01:08:21 We Chihuahuas come
01:08:25 but when you look not with your eyes,
01:08:30 there we're all the same.
01:08:32 Listen... back there with the lions...
01:08:36 ...uh... uh... thanks.
01:08:40 But of course. We are Chihuahuas.
01:08:47 Ah! Civilization at last.
01:08:52 - Delgado!
01:08:54 Whoa!
01:08:56 - That was fun!
01:09:01 - Delgado, look!
01:09:03 Is that you? Nice toga.
01:09:06 I can't believe Rachel's looking for me.
01:09:10 Let's get some help.
01:09:23 - Chloe.
01:09:37 We always kept a dog
01:09:43 He'd make a great companion.
01:09:48 Somebody's got a lady friend.
01:09:50 I have a home.
01:09:53 We're on our way. Hey, Rachel,
01:10:06 Whoa. Awkward.
01:10:10 We should go.
01:10:13 I told you,
01:10:30 This is the place.
01:10:36 Chloe!
01:10:43 Hello?
01:10:45 OK, how about here?
01:10:51 OK, go. What?
01:10:56 Ah. Excuse me, señorita.
01:11:05 I've seen that gringo before.
01:11:11 Oye, that van.
01:11:14 Right on, Mighty Dog. Power to the Papi.
01:11:16 - Now go get her!
01:11:19 - ¡Mi corazón!
01:11:24 Man, I thought we'd
01:11:26 - Come on.
01:11:29 For the love of a banana,
01:11:42 Señora?
01:11:46 Oh, no. No!
01:11:51 Chloe!
01:11:54 - Turn me loose!
01:11:57 - Don't worry, we're going to find her.
01:12:00 Oh!
01:12:02 I'm going to look for her.
01:12:05 Kid!
01:12:09 Kid! Where are you? Chloe!
01:12:13 Where are you taking me?
01:12:36 Good job, Diablo. Good job.
01:12:42 You've been a lot of trouble, huh?
01:12:46 I need to call the owners,
01:12:49 Yes, sir.
01:12:57 Surprise!
01:13:00 Don't mess with a Chihuahua!
01:13:05 Papi! What are you doing here!
01:13:07 Rescuing you. Run!
01:13:11 - Come on.
01:13:14 Go! Diablo, go!
01:13:17 - Get that Chihuahua!
01:13:20 - The mean one!
01:13:21 - We're trapped!
01:13:30 Hold on, Chloe!
01:13:31 Come on, little brat.
01:13:40 Ow!
01:13:41 Oh, my back. I need an aspirin.
01:13:43 - Doesn't that hurt?
01:13:46 You two! What are you doing here?
01:13:48 It's not what you think.
01:13:49 Look... we're not trying
01:13:52 - Right.
01:13:54 Look, what my partner's
01:13:57 - you can pick up her scent using this.
01:14:01 - I can't.
01:14:03 I make this noble gesture,
01:14:06 What's the point of having that
01:14:10 - I can't!
01:14:13 - What part don't you understand?
01:14:16 You can do it! Smell.
01:14:21 - That's it.
01:14:25 Smell.
01:14:27 I'm getting something. Pack rat.
01:14:32 Old nachos.
01:14:35 Chanel No. 5.
01:14:38 He's got it!
01:14:40 I have a Chihuahua to save.
01:14:44 - He's got my collar!
01:14:46 You did a good thing, Manuel.
01:14:50 You're blushing. You're blushing.
01:14:58 That's Chloe's collar.
01:15:00 He wants to lead us
01:15:13 Be careful.
01:15:24 Rafferty,
01:15:26 Hey, tough guy,
01:15:29 Rafferty, come in.
01:15:31 You look confused.
01:15:33 Hey, man, where you going?
01:15:36 Rafferty, come in.
01:15:41 I know you're here, chica.
01:15:45 Rafferty, come in, come in.
01:15:49 - Rafferty.
01:15:57 I'm going to get you now, you rat.
01:16:02 Hello. One down.
01:16:06 Rafferty, what's going on?
01:16:09 - Chloe, you're okay.
01:16:12 Come in. I cannot hear you. Come on.
01:16:16 - Who you been hanging around with?
01:16:20 - Get them. Get them!
01:16:22 - Follow me!
01:16:23 Whoa, you heard the man.
01:16:27 Too slow, gotta go!
01:16:32 Come here. Come here!
01:16:36 You better watch out, dog.
01:16:40 They don't call me
01:16:42 Come on, little rat. Come on!
01:16:45 - Whoa!
01:16:47 Say goodbye to your corazón.
01:16:50 No... más.
01:16:54 No más.
01:16:56 It's over.
01:16:57 - Chloe!
01:17:03 Wow! That's my bark.
01:17:17 I barked!
01:17:21 I barked!
01:17:27 Two down.
01:17:28 He's all yours, Officer.
01:17:32 Señor Vasquez.
01:17:33 - Did you see that?
01:17:35 I barked!
01:17:36 Ai, Mami! Nice set of pipes!
01:17:39 Run!
01:17:41 It's time to finish what I started.
01:17:44 You don't scare me anymore!
01:17:46 Then why are you shaking?
01:17:48 Because I am a Chihuahua!
01:17:52 Diablo!
01:17:54 Big mistake.
01:17:55 Leave him alone!
01:17:57 - Chloe, what are you doing?
01:18:01 - Hang on, Chloe!
01:18:03 - How dare you!
01:18:10 It's over, Diablo! It is over!
01:18:14 You took everything from me.
01:18:16 Now, we're even.
01:18:19 Chloe?
01:18:21 Mi corazón?
01:18:29 Kid?
01:18:31 She's... gone.
01:18:36 Wake up, mi corazón.
01:18:38 It's me. Your Papi.
01:18:43 Speak to me.
01:18:45 Fill my ears with your beautiful voice.
01:18:49 Without you, the sun
01:18:54 the flowers, no beauty.
01:18:57 Chloe, my tail will have no wag.
01:19:02 Come back to Beverly Hills with me,
01:19:08 Your love is the rain
01:19:14 Don't stop now. It's just getting good.
01:19:17 Ai Chihuahua!
01:19:19 Papi, that was beautiful.
01:19:22 Chloe, you're back. You're back.
01:19:25 Chloe?
01:19:26 She's back!
01:19:29 You're OK.
01:19:32 Chloe, where have you been?
01:19:36 Rachel, you missed all the fun.
01:19:41 You are one tough Chihuahua.
01:19:44 Tiny but mighty.
01:19:47 Hi, Chloe.
01:19:51 Hi. Hi.
01:20:12 So you're the... guard dog.
01:20:16 No, man. I'm a landscaper.
01:20:19 - Oops.
01:20:23 Well, adiós, kid.
01:20:25 Oh, uh... Delgado.
01:20:27 You know,
01:20:31 Thanks for the offer,
01:20:36 Besides, princesa, I think you
01:20:41 I'll miss you.
01:20:43 Yeah, I'll miss you, too, kid.
01:20:48 I'm sure we'll be
01:20:58 Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
01:21:03 Maybe you could use
01:21:09 Where do you think
01:21:25 Ready to get back on the job?
01:21:28 Officer!
01:21:34 Yeah. Good boy. Good boy.
01:21:43 Chloe! Papi! Let's go home.
01:21:46 We gotta get home before Aunt Viv does.
01:21:49 Hey, come here.
01:21:52 Goodbye, my friends.
01:21:56 - Adiós, amigo.
01:22:00 Muchas gracias, Delgado.
01:22:04 Thank you, Chloe.
01:22:13 Great, she's not home yet.
01:22:18 - Can you get the bags?
01:22:21 - I'll put her in the tub.
01:22:23 Hurry up!
01:22:25 Come on. We're going to make it.
01:22:29 Oh-oh. Think fast, amigo.
01:22:35 Hi! How are you? Welcome.
01:22:38 - Welcome. Hi.
01:22:43 I took photographs
01:22:46 You're not going to believe.
01:22:49 - Actually, I need you to see something.
01:22:53 - Something you're gonna love.
01:22:56 By the way, you look exhausted.
01:23:00 Chloe? Chloe.
01:23:04 - Sam, put my bags over there, please?
01:23:06 Chloe? Rachel?
01:23:10 - Hi, Aunt Viv.
01:23:13 - Hi.
01:23:17 Your hair is all wet.
01:23:20 I was in a bath.
01:23:21 - Oh. Where's my Chloe?
01:23:26 Hi, sweetheart.
01:23:29 Hi. Come here.
01:23:34 My baby girl. My sweet angel.
01:23:37 I missed you so much. I did.
01:23:39 Yes, I did.
01:23:41 What's that smell? What's that...
01:23:44 It's sort of... urban and...
01:23:49 kind of earthy... and it's fabulous.
01:23:53 That's Mexico No. 5.
01:23:57 I can't believe I'm running over
01:24:01 So does this mean you're no longer a
01:24:06 Beverly Hills, sí. Prissy,
01:24:10 How do you say "What are you doing
01:24:22 Me? Nothing. And you?
01:24:26 - Nada.
01:24:29 After the way I treated you,
01:24:32 I can't believe you came after me.
01:24:35 How could I not?
01:24:43 I think I'm... going to cry.
01:24:51 Oh, Chloe.
01:24:54 Papi likes.
01:25:03 In case
01:25:05 Delgado received the medal of honor for
01:25:10 Shortly after entering the pound,
01:25:12 El Diablo was adopted by a rich lady
01:25:19 Rafa became the official
01:25:23 For that doggy fresh breath
01:25:28 Bimini, Sebastian, and Delta
01:25:31 on TV's hottest new reality show,
01:25:33 So You Think You Can Prance. Hey!
01:25:37 Chico and Manuel
01:25:40 where they learned
01:25:44 ..."bling."
01:25:46 This was Chloe and
01:25:48 And who knows? Maybe there are
01:25:53 Let's just say
01:25:56 ... Chihuahua!
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