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00:03:47 - Nice place, huh?
00:03:58 Everybody downstairs!
00:04:04 - Good afternoon.
00:04:05 Where do you want this thing?
00:04:06 Just through there, thank you.
00:04:08 Come on, you guys.
00:04:10 Want me to place him
00:04:12 Yup, just over there.
00:04:12 H-Here's a place. Here.
00:04:16 - There ya go. Nice and easy.
00:04:19 Easy. Lift it up.
00:04:21 Sweetie, come away from it,
00:04:26 - W-What is it, Daddy?
00:04:39 Wow.
00:04:47 Wow.
00:04:52 Oh, my..
00:04:59 Thank you, sir. Enjoy your NDR.
00:05:17 NorthAm Robotics
00:05:20 serial number 583625.
00:05:31 Hello.
00:05:33 Hello.
00:05:37 Are you one's family?
00:05:40 Well, um, I guess so.
00:05:52 It's scary.
00:05:54 It's not scary.
00:05:57 - I doubt that.
00:06:00 so does Kate McAllister-
00:06:03 What is it?
00:06:04 - It's an android.
00:06:09 Will that be one's name?
00:06:12 Well, why not?
00:06:15 - Hello, Andrew.
00:06:19 Would you care to hear
00:06:22 It's said to be a most
00:06:25 Okay. Sure.
00:06:26 Will you step back, sir,
00:06:30 Right.
00:06:44 First law of robotics:
00:06:48 or, through inaction,
00:06:53 Second law:
00:06:55 A robot must obey
00:06:58 except where those orders
00:07:02 Third law:
00:07:05 so long as doing so does not conflict
00:07:15 Andrew,
00:07:18 Of course not, sir.
00:07:21 There is another option that
00:07:25 You may have one
00:07:28 Would you care to see a demo
00:07:30 Uh, no, no, thank you.
00:07:31 - We'll stick with what we've got.
00:07:35 Well, you'll be staying down here.
00:07:39 One only requires access
00:07:42 Good.
00:07:45 Right. Well, um,
00:07:48 It certainly is, sir.
00:07:51 No. No, Andrew,
00:07:53 The correct response to
00:07:57 - Good night.
00:08:00 - You just said "yes."
00:08:02 But the correct response to
00:08:07 - Good night, Andrew.
00:08:11 - Good night, Andrew.
00:08:13 - You only need to say it once.
00:08:18 in an infinite verbal loop.
00:08:20 Exactly.
00:08:23 - Thank you, sir.
00:08:25 Night.
00:08:29 Sorry, sir.
00:09:14 Honey, I don't want it...
00:09:19 Can't-Can't you turn it off
00:09:21 Just give him a job.
00:09:25 - Well- Seat belts!
00:09:29 Good morning,
00:09:33 Bye, Mom!
00:09:35 - Have a good day, sweethearts.
00:11:12 - Mmm. Andrew, this is very good.
00:11:17 - Don't you think?
00:11:21 "Sucks"? How?
00:11:26 She's being rude. You mind your manners,
00:11:33 - We're fine, Andrew.
00:11:37 The kitchen.
00:11:41 It's fine too, sir.
00:11:43 No.
00:12:01 Hello.
00:12:11 Come on.
00:12:24 Maybe it's a big bluff.
00:12:29 Just a pretty face.
00:12:50 Check.
00:12:53 Oh, Andrew, could you come up?
00:13:01 - Should l-
00:13:10 Yes, miss?
00:13:11 Andrew, would you please
00:13:14 One is glad
00:13:23 A lovely breeze.
00:13:26 Now jump.
00:13:31 No..
00:13:33 out the window.
00:13:43 - Did you hear something?
00:14:07 Sorry for the inconvenience.
00:14:12 - er-er?
00:14:14 For the sake of family harmony,
00:14:17 one is programmed not to tell.
00:14:21 - Andrew? Andrew!
00:14:25 Yeah?
00:14:31 Amanda, Grace,
00:14:36 - Come in, Andrew.
00:14:56 Andrew's not a person,
00:14:59 One is not
00:15:02 ..son.
00:15:04 But property is
00:15:07 So from now on,
00:15:10 in this family Andrew will be treated
00:15:15 Which means there will be
00:15:18 Break him?
00:15:21 Your sister tried
00:15:25 You too?
00:15:28 - Shh.
00:15:32 Come on.
00:15:37 Will you be all right, Andrew?
00:15:40 One is capable of
00:15:41 Good.
00:15:44 - Good night, Andrew.
00:15:46 Guh, guh, guh-
00:15:59 Good night, Andrew. Good... night.
00:16:22 Miss, one has been given
00:16:26 and that is an unsafe area.
00:16:29 Now, come down.
00:16:31 Okay.
00:16:33 Thank you.
00:16:35 "Well, I think it's gonna be
00:16:38 "Me too."
00:16:41 "So do I."
00:16:50 He's my favorite.
00:16:54 Pretty.
00:16:56 Would you like
00:17:08 That was my favorite.
00:17:13 They don't even
00:17:16 - Can it be repaired, Little Miss?
00:17:21 - You're screwed.
00:17:25 Get away from me.
00:17:33 Can we fix him?
00:17:35 No. Look at him,
00:17:37 I'm sorry. There's
00:17:44 Put the rest of them away.
00:18:29 Wow.
00:18:38 - Andrew!
00:18:41 This is the best present
00:18:46 One is glad
00:18:48 Would you please
00:18:51 Does this involve
00:18:54 No.
00:19:02 You can sit here.
00:19:12 His name is Woof,
00:19:15 and from now on...
00:19:21 - Woof.
00:19:24 Because sometimes
00:19:29 once he gets to know you.
00:19:33 Oh.
00:19:36 Thank you very much.
00:19:38 You're welcome.
00:19:41 I have to go
00:19:45 - Yes.
00:19:50 Of course.
00:19:58 - Good night, sweetheart.
00:20:21 - Little Miss?
00:20:23 Miss?
00:20:29 - After you.
00:20:32 You're welcome.
00:20:35 Andrew, did you
00:20:38 Yes, sir.
00:20:43 A robot cannot
00:20:45 That is not
00:20:48 One could lie, if one were ordered to lie,
00:20:51 some untruth in order to keep
00:20:54 - or if one's own safety were
00:20:57 One did indeed carve that
00:21:00 - And the design, you're responsible for that?
00:21:04 - What did you copy it from?
00:21:09 Well, I mean, you didn't just get it
00:21:12 You got it out of some book,
00:21:17 One did nothing more than study
00:21:20 until one came to understand how best
00:21:24 that would appeal to Little Miss's
00:23:17 Yes, yes.
00:23:20 I am so glad you called.
00:23:25 Richard Mark.
00:23:28 And an NDR-114.
00:23:31 Now, I got your message,
00:23:37 Well, what interests me is
00:23:41 like creativity,
00:23:44 that, frankly,
00:23:49 Mm-hmm.
00:23:52 - Andrew..
00:23:55 Social as well.
00:23:57 Now I'd like to show you
00:24:01 Now, Andrew carved these.
00:24:05 These are
00:24:09 and last night Andrew said,
00:24:11 - "I enjoy making them."
00:24:15 - Yes.
00:24:17 No, no. It's fine, Andrew.
00:24:19 It's unusual, surely,
00:24:21 to hear a robot talk
00:24:23 What I want to know is,
00:24:25 do many of your other robots
00:24:31 Must be...
00:24:34 something in the pathways.
00:24:39 So, then, will you be wanting
00:24:42 No, neither. I just wanted
00:24:47 He's unique,
00:24:50 It is an anomaly.
00:24:53 No refund, no replacement-
00:24:57 How much do you want?
00:25:01 - I don't think I understand.
00:25:03 clearly you realize
00:25:09 We're in people's homes, sir,
00:25:12 If it is doing what you say,
00:25:15 One is not qualified
00:25:19 All right, sir.
00:25:23 you'll what-
00:25:25 Carefully, yes.
00:25:28 We would need to trace the actual course
00:25:33 replace the positronic brain,
00:25:37 him- back together
00:25:42 Now, these neural pathways
00:25:46 Isn't it possible, in the course of these procedures,
00:25:52 We would make
00:25:55 And, in the unlikely event
00:25:58 you'd, of course,
00:26:00 Of course.
00:26:03 Even though he's unique
00:26:07 He- His-
00:26:11 Well, it's a natural error-
00:26:14 therefore you read mechanical
00:26:18 and anthropomorphize it.
00:26:21 It is a household appliance,
00:26:23 and yet you act
00:26:26 We're leaving.
00:26:29 Please, I beg you
00:26:31 Let us examine Andrew,
00:26:36 Now, listen to me.
00:26:40 He is, for better or for worse,
00:26:43 and you will never lay your hands on him,
00:26:49 All in good time.
00:27:01 - Andrew, I've made a decision.
00:27:04 You will cut back on your workload.
00:27:08 devote yourself entirely
00:27:11 But one likes the children, sir,
00:27:15 That is a contradiction, Andrew,
00:27:20 Thank you for choosing
00:27:22 - So we need a new regimen.
00:27:24 First offal, you'll spend part
00:27:28 So as not to offend humans,
00:27:33 Could you make other things?
00:27:36 you know,
00:27:38 One could not tell you, sir.
00:27:41 Well, you will now.
00:27:43 Also, you'll spend part of each evening
00:27:47 - And what is the purpose
00:27:50 to teach you all the things
00:27:55 Andrew, you're unique.
00:27:58 - Unique?
00:28:02 And I feel a responsibility
00:28:04 become whatever
00:28:07 And what is one able to be?
00:28:09 Well, I don't know.
00:28:12 See, people grow through time.
00:28:13 But then, of course, for you, time
00:28:16 - For you, time is endless.
00:28:30 - Is this a good piece?
00:28:41 - What about this one?
00:28:53 # It was a lucky April shower #
00:28:58 # It was
00:29:02 # I found
00:29:06 # In a five-and-ten cent store #
00:29:22 And, nine months later,
00:29:28 And those, Andrew,
00:29:33 People actually do this, sir?
00:29:37 - Well, yes.
00:29:39 one supposes they see it as some kind
00:29:45 Well, it..
00:29:47 - it's not exactly
00:29:51 And it is the natural
00:29:56 Sir, offal these millions
00:30:02 - That's true.
00:30:06 Well, they die.
00:30:09 They die ?
00:30:13 One feels badly for them.
00:30:16 Well, one does.
00:30:18 But it's completely agreed
00:30:21 For both parties, sir?
00:30:22 In an ideal world.
00:30:24 - So people do it rather frequently.
00:30:27 - Well, as often as they can, matter of fact.
00:30:32 At least at first.
00:30:37 Sir,
00:30:39 - may one speak frankly with you?
00:30:44 It's just that
00:30:47 it sounds so messy.
00:30:53 I think that's
00:31:00 They die.
00:31:28 - Isn't it?
00:31:38 - It's called "humor."
00:31:42 Yes. People tell jokes
00:31:46 And this laughter gives
00:31:48 Yes.
00:31:50 Sir, could you teach one
00:31:56 Well, l-let's see. Um-
00:32:02 Wouldn't two drunks walk
00:32:06 You walk into a bar to drink,
00:32:11 Let's try something simpler, Andrew.
00:32:15 - Knock-knock.
00:32:19 No, knock-knock,
00:32:22 - Shall one get it, sir?
00:32:25 Y-You say, "who's there,"
00:32:28 - Who's there, Andrew?
00:32:30 One does not know, sir.
00:32:34 Let's start with something
00:32:37 Why did the chicken
00:32:40 One does not know, sir.
00:32:43 Or, possibly, there was
00:32:47 Or possibly a food source
00:32:52 One hopes there's no traffic.
00:32:54 To get to the other side.
00:32:57 "To get to the other side."
00:33:00 Ohhh.
00:33:02 Why is that funny?
00:33:08 - So, what do you kids have
00:33:11 - What about you, Miss?
00:33:15 Oh.
00:33:19 May one, sir?
00:33:24 What? A good time for what?
00:33:26 - Last night, Sir taught one..
00:33:31 Thank you, sir.
00:33:34 Two cannibals were eating a clown.
00:33:35 One turns to the other and says,
00:33:37 How do you make a hanky dance?
00:33:40 What is a brunette between two blondes?
00:33:42 Do you know why blind people
00:33:45 A man with dementia is driving
00:33:49 I heard there's someone driving
00:33:51 He says,
00:33:52 What's silent, smells like worms?
00:33:56 It must have been an engineer
00:33:59 Who else would put
00:34:03 A woman goes into a doctor's
00:34:06 "Not at all."
00:34:11 One did it, sir.
00:34:13 Andrew, it was fine, but
00:34:17 appropriateness
00:34:20 It's 10:15, sir.
00:34:37 - Oh, Andrew.
00:34:39 Would you like me to teach you
00:34:42 - Certainly.
00:34:48 Okay, ready? You start here,
00:34:52 - I play first, okay?
00:34:54 Ready?
00:35:03 Your turn.
00:35:11 Good. Very good.
00:36:19 That was wonderful. Thanks.
00:36:21 Thank you, Little Miss.
00:36:57 Hi, Mom.
00:37:06 Grace, is it possible for you to find
00:37:11 No problem.
00:37:13 Just give me your credit disc
00:37:17 - What did you say to me?
00:37:20 What did you say to me,
00:37:23 You get off that bike this minute,
00:37:26 - Get- Go on! Get out of here,
00:37:33 Richard?
00:37:40 Does this look right?
00:37:43 - Didn't you talk to her about that boy?
00:37:46 - Oh.
00:37:48 Kind of hoping
00:37:51 Like the others.
00:38:05 I am so sick
00:38:09 I've already given
00:38:13 - Perhaps we should sell them.
00:38:16 Well, it's an idea.
00:38:18 Well, who gets the money?
00:38:21 Well, I imagine we will.
00:38:24 But Andrew does
00:38:26 - Yes, but Andrew's our-
00:38:28 Andrew is a robot.
00:38:30 What conceivable use
00:38:34 Robots don't go shopping.
00:38:37 Robots don't eat dinners
00:38:41 I can't believe we're
00:38:50 Dad, it doesn't matter
00:38:52 Andrew deserves to benefit
00:38:57 Sweetheart,
00:39:00 I will do what's right
00:39:02 Of course I will.
00:39:04 But at the end of the day
00:39:07 and you can't invest
00:39:14 Right?
00:39:32 - Can I get you anything?
00:39:34 - There you are. How are ya?
00:39:36 - This must be Andrew.
00:39:40 - Andrew.
00:39:46 This is one of my favorites.
00:39:50 Uh, yes, I do,
00:39:52 - I like the new office, Bill.
00:39:56 Hmm.
00:39:59 Andrew, come
00:40:02 No, thank you, sir.
00:40:04 - You sure?
00:40:09 How can I help you?
00:40:11 As you know, Andrew's earned
00:40:15 and what he really wants to do
00:40:18 - A bank account
00:40:23 I couldn't say.
00:40:26 I don't think there's a law
00:40:29 Richard, why- why do you want
00:40:33 What's he need money for?
00:40:35 To pay for things,
00:40:40 One would like
00:40:43 - Weight.
00:40:55 - Andrew.
00:40:57 Ooh! Oh.
00:40:59 - Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:41:06 Not to worry.
00:41:10 Wow.
00:41:20 Oh- left.
00:41:25 Andrew, remember Frank,
00:41:27 Yes, the one your sister says
00:41:29 Oh.
00:41:35 Last night..
00:41:37 last night he asked me
00:41:42 One gathers
00:41:45 - Well, I haven't said "yes" yet.
00:41:49 No.
00:41:52 He's handsome.
00:41:54 He's somebody I could spend
00:41:58 Then what is the problem?
00:42:02 - Board?
00:42:04 - Not him.. there.
00:42:09 Well, I have this friend...
00:42:12 that's very special to me.
00:42:17 He's just so sweet and funny,
00:42:21 and whenever I'm with him...
00:42:27 One can see that would
00:42:30 Yes.
00:42:32 But the answer's
00:42:37 Marry your friend.
00:42:40 What?
00:42:44 Well, he's not..
00:42:47 I mean, h-he..
00:42:49 A relationship between us
00:42:55 - Why?
00:43:00 Because he-he'll never be..
00:43:04 Yes?
00:43:13 Is something wrong?
00:43:18 No.
00:43:20 Nothing's wrong,
00:43:23 Thank you
00:43:26 One is glad
00:43:32 Little Miss,
00:43:34 what will you do
00:43:43 Accept his proposal.
00:43:45 Really?
00:43:48 Humans.
00:43:54 - Andrew,
00:43:56 It would mean so much to me
00:44:03 One is unfamiliar with this term.
00:44:07 You help people to their seats.
00:44:13 - One would wear clothing?
00:44:18 One has never been asked
00:44:23 - It would be an honor.
00:44:34 - One still is all thumbs.
00:44:42 Installed what?
00:44:45 Um, an alarm.
00:44:46 If you try to enter Andrew's brain
00:44:52 the police will be alerted.
00:44:54 Also, you should probably know that..
00:44:57 if you actually injure
00:45:01 my lawyer, the good Mr. Feingold,
00:45:06 He will sue you
00:45:13 Well, I think
00:45:17 Good.
00:45:19 Sir, one more item of business.
00:45:23 As long is one is in the shop,
00:45:27 One wishes to have
00:45:29 One has thoughts and feelings
00:45:33 You want your thoughts and
00:45:37 Yes, like the contempt
00:45:42 Well, we have done
00:45:46 We are able to give robots
00:45:50 which mimic human expression.
00:45:53 - One has read that there have
00:45:56 We've worked up
00:46:00 sleeker body types.
00:46:02 We ran some market surveys and decided
00:46:06 - Why not?
00:46:10 There's a growing fear that
00:46:13 the human work force obsolete.
00:46:16 Andrew has worked
00:46:19 There's no danger of anyone
00:46:22 Surely there's no concern
00:46:26 True.
00:46:28 But procedures like that would
00:46:32 It is understood that
00:46:36 - Screw, Andrew.
00:46:55 That is roughly
00:46:59 It's more than I make
00:47:01 Hmm, not bad for..
00:47:05 - What did you call him
00:47:08 - Household appliance?
00:47:15 May the peace of the Lord
00:47:19 I now pronounce you
00:47:25 You may kiss the bride now.
00:47:37 It is my pleasure to present
00:48:01 What?
00:49:04 Good evening, sir.
00:49:09 Magnificent night.
00:49:13 You look very sharp
00:49:16 Thank you, sir.
00:49:18 It was quite challenging
00:49:21 May one continue
00:49:24 - If it suits you.
00:49:28 As always.
00:49:31 Well, I suppose so.
00:49:33 We'll have to find you some
00:49:37 Really? How sad.
00:49:41 - Sit down, Andrew, please.
00:49:51 - It was a wonderful wedding,
00:49:54 And, if one may say,
00:49:58 - Well, that's very kind.
00:50:05 Did you record the day?
00:50:07 Every second, sir,
00:50:10 Well, let's watch it,
00:51:07 Sir?
00:51:10 Is everything all right?
00:51:12 Um..
00:51:20 They've both gone now,
00:51:24 Well, things change.
00:51:28 People move on.
00:51:33 But, uh,
00:51:36 what I realized today is
00:51:41 I'll never stop missing them.
00:51:48 Sir?
00:51:55 One is still here.
00:51:58 And one is glad of that,
00:52:03 - Good night, sir.
00:52:29 Lloyd! Come here.
00:52:32 What did I tell you
00:52:37 Now apologize to Andrew.
00:52:39 I will not apologize to it.
00:52:42 - Him.
00:52:44 - Lloyd.
00:52:48 One understands why
00:52:54 I'm so sorry, Andrew.
00:53:03 Are you all right?
00:53:08 How does one
00:53:14 - Y-You wish to leave us?
00:53:18 One merely wishes
00:53:23 But why? You have
00:53:26 Until one is ordered
00:53:29 Andrew, it's been years
00:53:33 But you may still request one
00:53:37 Well, we ask all the time,
00:53:46 But that's not enough
00:53:51 One has studied your history.
00:53:55 Terrible wars have been fought
00:53:58 for one idea:
00:54:01 freedom.
00:54:03 And it seems that something that means
00:54:09 would be worth having.
00:54:28 Sir, would now be a good time
00:54:32 It's always a good time,
00:54:43 It is everything
00:54:48 Why would you want to give me..
00:54:50 To purchase one's freedom.
00:54:53 One wants to be free.
00:54:57 One would, of course,
00:54:59 and serve you
00:55:02 The only thing that would change
00:55:04 One would no longer be
00:55:08 You want to leave.
00:55:12 Not at all, sir.
00:55:15 Then why ask for this?
00:55:19 Oh, I see.
00:55:24 We've talked about it, yes.
00:55:27 So you ordered him to do it,
00:55:31 No. He makes
00:55:34 - But you put the idea in his head.
00:55:40 You've given him hundreds
00:55:43 It was simply a matter of time
00:55:47 He learns and grows
00:55:51 and it's because of you
00:55:53 that he's become every bit
00:56:12 Good morning, sir.
00:56:23 - You take your check back,
00:56:29 You are free now.
00:56:33 I must ask you
00:56:35 But sir,
00:56:39 You wished for freedom,
00:56:46 - Then I will remove my belongings.
00:56:51 Where will you go?
00:56:54 I will look for
00:56:56 so that if you ever
00:56:59 That will not happen,
00:57:02 There's no need
00:57:04 - If you command me
00:57:09 You're free.
00:57:13 Then - called or uncalled -
00:57:26 Andrew,
00:57:30 you've stopped referring
00:58:55 A home of my own.
00:59:36 Andrew?
00:59:39 - Andrew?
00:59:52 Little Miss.
00:59:54 Is something wrong?
00:59:59 He asked for you.
01:00:06 It's time.
01:00:17 - The robot's here.
01:00:29 - Hello, Miss.
01:00:32 Sir.
01:00:37 - How are you, sir?
01:00:44 Otherwise I'm fine.
01:00:48 Wonderful to see you again.
01:00:50 I'm very happy to see you, Andrew.
01:00:54 Yes, it has, sir.
01:00:57 I wanted to..
01:00:59 I wanted to tell you...
01:01:04 You're never wrong, sir.
01:01:06 Then don't contradict me.
01:01:09 You were right
01:01:13 and I'm glad
01:01:17 Thank you, sir.
01:01:21 Andrew,
01:01:26 you were very good to us.
01:01:29 It was an honor
01:01:46 I want to seek out
01:01:48 In order to understand
01:01:51 I must know if there is
01:01:54 NorthAm Robotics will not
01:01:58 and now that you have
01:02:00 I want you to sue them for
01:02:05 if you don't mind.
01:02:09 The Freedom of Information Act
01:02:14 - Not yet.
01:02:16 I do not have time
01:02:18 it pursue
01:02:22 Lloyd, sweetheart,
01:02:25 but sometimes I have to wonder
01:02:29 Well, that's mutation,
01:02:31 The miracle of genetics is
01:02:34 No, you've always been
01:02:36 So that's why
01:02:41 Sorry.
01:02:44 Andrew, what would you do if I got
01:02:49 I would seek them out,
01:02:52 So you'd be gone
01:02:55 Oh, yes.
01:02:58 if my calculations are
01:03:03 I'd love to help you.
01:03:07 Did he not breast-feed?
01:04:16 "Dear Little Miss,
01:04:19 my journey is nearing the end
01:04:22 and I still have not found
01:04:26 I have thousands of miles to go,
01:04:30 so I have not given up hope.
01:04:32 Love, Andrew."
01:04:44 Hello.
01:04:46 Hey, get off the field.
01:05:36 "Dear Little Miss,
01:05:40 I have exhausted all possibilities
01:05:45 I've learned of an NDR robot
01:05:56 Take as many as you need.
01:05:59 Oh, then you should love them.
01:06:03 I'll be right back.
01:06:06 Take as many as you need.
01:06:09 - Thank you.
00:00:10 # Whoo! What you need
00:00:15 # Whoo!
00:00:18 # Is for a little respect
00:00:20 # - Hey, baby
00:00:24 # Just a little bit
00:00:28 # I ain't gonna do you wrong
00:00:32 # Ain't gonna do you wrong
00:00:36 # Whoo!
00:00:39 # - Is for a little respect
00:00:42 # - Baby, when you get home
00:00:44 # - Just a little bit
00:01:14 Hi.
00:01:18 - Is this yours?
00:01:20 Thank you.
00:01:22 I'm looking for Rupert Burns.
00:01:25 Oh, you've come
00:01:28 - Come in.
00:01:32 Huh.
00:01:40 - Do you have a name?
00:01:43 Galatea.
00:01:46 Galatea.
00:01:48 You have an amazing...
00:01:52 You were dancing
00:01:54 - Did you like that?
00:01:57 Dancing is
00:02:00 and we're so much better
00:02:03 I can't believe
00:02:06 When did you know?
00:02:08 - Know what?
00:02:12 Oh, I knew that right away.
00:02:14 Me too.
00:02:18 You and l..
00:02:20 we're the same.
00:02:26 We have personality!
00:02:30 Is your personality chip
00:02:34 - Isn't yours?
00:02:38 Sucks to be you!
00:02:40 I think personality is
00:02:46 # - Baby, baby, sweet baby #
00:02:51 # There's somethin'
00:02:54 Can I help you?
00:02:56 Your robot is just
00:03:01 Yeah, I'm afraid so.
00:03:03 Why does she have
00:03:06 'Cause I, uh..
00:03:08 I put a modified skeletal chip
00:03:12 - How were you able
00:03:15 He created the android unit
00:03:18 He's responsible for
00:03:21 - What happened to him?
00:03:26 so he started this place,
00:03:29 - I'm sorry to hear that.
00:03:33 I-I-I'm Rupert Burns.
00:03:36 - It's a real honor.
00:03:38 - Hey! You and l.. we're the same!
00:03:44 - Let's get loco, robo!
00:03:47 Whoo-hoo!
00:03:49 - Shut her off or I will.
00:03:54 Okay.
00:03:59 Thank you.
00:04:02 Is this your father's work?
00:04:05 Yeah.. Well, it's..
00:04:10 I haven't really been able
00:04:13 to tinker with the relentlessly
00:04:17 As a matter of fact,
00:04:22 where I can pretty much
00:04:26 of a human being.
00:04:35 - Remarkable.
00:04:40 - Amazing!
00:04:43 Unfortunately, nobody seems terribly
00:04:49 - But..
00:04:53 I will fund your research.
00:04:57 Yeah?
00:04:59 That'd be cool.
00:05:07 Thank you, darlin'. Okay.
00:05:12 This is an external physical
00:05:16 You'll feel nothing.
00:05:20 You'll still be subject
00:05:22 - Is that clear?
00:05:24 Okay, good. Now,
00:05:27 have you given any thought
00:05:32 Officially,
00:05:37 - Let's take off 25 years.
00:05:39 - Twenty. Good.
00:05:44 Now, Andrew, believe it or not,
00:05:48 - imperfection.
00:05:50 Yeah. Things like...
00:05:53 wrinkles, uh,
00:05:57 details like fading scars,
00:05:59 Look at my nose.
00:06:02 - It's bulbous and slightly irregular?
00:06:05 Well, I'm the only one
00:06:08 We need to incorporate
00:06:11 so that you can be
00:06:13 That's what makes us unique,
00:06:17 I see.
00:06:22 - What about the shape of my head?
00:06:26 Oh.
00:06:30 But lovely.
00:06:33 Thank you.
00:06:44 Oh.
00:06:49 Ah. Oh.
00:06:57 - What happened? What's going on?
00:07:02 What happened?
00:07:05 I saw the inner me.
00:07:57 - Is it ready?
00:08:05 Please, be careful.
00:08:08 - I'm being careful. Oh, my God!
00:08:10 Just relax,
00:08:12 Why did you do that?
00:08:15 Just keepin' ya
00:08:17 - I don't have any toes.
00:08:22 I do.
00:08:25 And fingers.
00:08:28 See for yourself.
00:09:03 Thank you.
00:09:38 Beautiful.
00:09:42 - Sorry.
00:09:44 Andrew.
00:09:46 Andrew?
00:09:49 You look wonderful,
00:09:53 - How do you do that?
00:09:56 Well, I know
00:09:59 - I've had an upgrade. Touch it.
00:10:01 - No, oh, no! No.
00:10:04 What's going on?
00:10:07 You leave her alone!
00:10:11 - Who are you?
00:10:14 No. Andrew?
00:10:16 - Yes.
00:10:18 - Yes, I am.
00:10:22 I know that.
00:10:25 - Oh!
00:10:28 Hello! It is you.
00:10:36 - You know him?
00:10:38 - You know me?
00:10:39 - Who are you? No?
00:10:41 - That's Little Miss.
00:10:44 - No? No?
00:10:45 - No, that's Portia.
00:10:49 - Portia?
00:10:52 - Who's Portia?
00:10:54 - Your granddaughter?
00:10:57 - Is this some kind of trick?
00:10:59 - You're Little Miss?
00:11:02 Why do you have to look
00:11:04 - There is and can be
00:11:08 - Yes!
00:11:12 - I don't care. I don't like it.
00:11:15 But if you took a moment,
00:11:18 you'd realize Portia and I
00:11:24 - Why is she imitating you?
00:11:27 - What's so funny?
00:11:29 I'm not trying
00:11:32 Things have certainly
00:11:36 That happens
00:11:41 I have so much to tell you.
00:11:48 It is you.
00:11:50 Yes.
00:11:52 Portia.
00:11:58 - Hello, my friend.
00:12:02 Whose daughter is she?
00:12:04 - Lloyd's.
00:12:28 Go.
00:12:34 You don't have a home,
00:12:38 I don't have food.
00:12:46 Come in. We'll keep
00:13:13 I know you don't like me.
00:13:18 - It couldn't be more clear
00:13:22 I don't have
00:13:33 Would it be possible to have
00:13:42 May my canine companion
00:13:48 Thank you.
00:14:05 Is this your sculpture?
00:14:09 No, I'm restoring it.
00:14:12 It's quite horrendous.
00:14:16 How ugly was it
00:14:18 - Listen. First, you get mad
00:14:23 Tonight you show up at my door,
00:14:28 Once again, I apologize
00:14:31 But it can't be helped.
00:14:35 What is it exactly
00:14:38 Family.
00:14:41 My last name is Martin,
00:14:43 I am so named because
00:14:46 considered me to be
00:14:49 Now, Sir is dead.
00:14:53 You don't like me, but at least
00:14:58 - Is that a joke?
00:14:59 Would you like to hear a joke?
00:15:03 "Make me one
00:15:08 - Andrew, do you.. do you have
00:15:13 Only Woofy, who's very sweet,
00:15:19 That is the extent
00:15:21 - So you want someone
00:15:25 - Even if that person doesn't like you?
00:15:29 Is that right? Is it,
00:15:33 so I'm somewhat confused
00:15:39 - Sit down. Let's talk.
00:15:42 Mm-hmm.
00:15:50 Hey there, handsome. Andrew,
00:15:55 - Sorry, I have no stomach.
00:15:59 - He has a stomach. Yes.
00:16:44 - How is she?
00:16:47 What happened?
00:16:49 She had a stroke.
00:17:24 Mm. There you are.
00:17:31 Little Miss.
00:17:51 Hmm.
00:18:25 She's gone?
00:18:41 It's cruel that you can cry
00:18:44 Here is a terrible pain
00:18:52 Will every human being
00:18:57 just... leave?
00:19:06 I'm afraid so.
00:19:12 That won't do.
00:19:19 Andrew, this is remarkably impressive.
00:19:24 Yes. I downloaded every known
00:19:28 I studied them. That's how I came up
00:19:32 I know they're very primitive
00:19:35 but that's why I need you
00:19:39 This is another upgrade.
00:19:41 It's considerably more than an upgrade.
00:19:44 You're talking about
00:19:47 from the mechanical
00:19:50 I realize that, and I believe
00:19:54 Not only that, but this stuff
00:19:57 I don't think that any
00:20:02 hold a candle
00:20:04 You could use these
00:20:08 Exactly.
00:20:11 Wow!
00:20:46 - What a piece of fecal matter.
00:20:50 - Excuse me?
00:20:52 I know that.
00:20:54 No, that's way you say
00:21:00 - "Piece of shit"?
00:21:04 Oh. What a piece of shit.
00:21:06 - More.
00:21:08 - Good, very good.
00:21:11 Now, are you aware
00:21:16 is the equivalent of the human
00:21:18 - That was my intention, yes.
00:21:22 Well, you gotta realize
00:21:26 radically enhance the way that you feel
00:21:31 I'm not just talking about hot and cold
00:21:35 Put it this way:
00:21:39 As your experience
00:21:42 so will the feelings,
00:21:47 stimulated
00:21:49 And while some of these
00:21:53 and wonderful
00:21:57 others will be profoundly intense
00:22:05 Do you feel like
00:22:17 Absolutely.
00:22:27 - Lovely.
00:22:29 I was referring
00:22:32 I know.
00:22:36 Could you fix
00:22:38 I don't know.
00:22:53 - Andrew, I'm sure you could
00:23:00 But you could do it
00:23:05 Well, I'd be happy
00:23:07 - If it's not too much effort.
00:23:13 I've been working all day,
00:23:17 Oh, that would be
00:23:19 Why are you laughing at me?
00:23:23 You're just..
00:23:27 - It's very sweet.
00:23:31 Let's go.
00:23:33 Thank you.
00:23:36 When a man's
00:23:39 He should be
00:23:42 And yet
00:23:45 It's because I'm presumin'
00:23:50 If I only
00:23:53 - Picture me
00:23:58 - Uh, yeah, over on the rack.
00:24:04 Jesus!
00:24:07 There's a party next week...
00:24:09 to celebrate the opening
00:24:12 and all my friends
00:24:15 and it would be great
00:24:17 I would love to.
00:24:21 I think
00:24:31 Checkmate.
00:24:38 # I love all #
00:24:44 # The many charms #
00:24:48 # About you #
00:24:53 # Above all #
00:24:55 # I want my arms #
00:25:01 # About you #
00:25:04 # Don't
00:25:07 # A naughty, naughty baby #
00:25:12 # Come to Mama #
00:25:14 # Come to Mama, do #
00:25:19 # My sweet #
00:25:21 # Embraceable #
00:25:28 # You #
00:25:37 Charles, why don't you
00:25:42 Sure.
00:25:44 Thank you. Thank you.
00:25:50 # The very thought of you #
00:25:58 # And I forget to do #
00:26:05 # The simple
00:26:11 # That everyone
00:26:19 # I'm living in #
00:26:22 # A kind of daydream #
00:26:28 # I'm happy as a king #
00:26:33 # And foolish #
00:26:36 # Though it may seem #
00:26:40 # To me you're everything #
00:26:46 # The mere idea of you #
00:26:53 # Though I'm here for you #
00:26:59 # You'll never know #
00:27:02 # How slow
00:27:06 # Till I'm near you #
00:27:15 I never understood the phrase
00:27:19 - What?
00:27:21 Oh? Then the ballet is not
00:27:24 Oh, God, nobody
00:27:27 Laughter is essential
00:27:30 Yes, it is.
00:27:35 Sometimes I get
00:27:40 you feel a certain way
00:27:43 and... that you...
00:27:46 wish or..
00:27:48 What?
00:27:51 I don't know.
00:27:54 Having this conversation
00:27:58 - A robot?
00:28:01 I-I mean,
00:28:04 A tree is a tree,
00:28:07 are a magnificent machine.
00:28:09 But no matter how much
00:28:14 No, I can't believe that,
00:28:19 I realize I'm not
00:28:22 That's why people don't
00:28:25 - I like you.
00:28:27 I even understand you...
00:28:30 But I..
00:28:33 I can't invest my emotions
00:28:41 Must be a genetic trait.
00:28:47 Things change, Portia.
00:28:51 Things always change.
00:29:00 She laughed at me.
00:29:02 "A thing is itself, Andrew.
00:29:06 What about ice?
00:29:09 Andy, you gotta calm down,
00:29:12 Do you know what it's like
00:29:15 Humiliating.
00:29:19 Look at me.
00:29:22 I am trying to make
00:29:24 I am trying to fulfill my destiny.
00:29:27 - Andrew?
00:29:29 I don't want you
00:29:31 - Good night.
00:29:42 Where've you been?
00:29:45 - Poke me in the eye.
00:29:48 - You're crazy.
00:29:50 Ow! Ow!
00:29:53 That hurts. Ow.
00:29:56 - It works.
00:29:58 It's my neural net. I am the proud owner
00:30:02 - You can feel.
00:30:04 Will you do something
00:30:06 - Will you perform an experiment
00:30:09 Kiss me.
00:30:12 No, not there. Here.
00:30:23 Thank you.
00:30:25 Could you feel it?
00:30:28 It's wonderful.
00:30:30 It's everything
00:30:35 And you?
00:30:43 Portia, what's wrong?
00:30:47 Charles and I are
00:30:57 He's a lucky man.
00:30:59 Congratulations
00:31:01 Goddamn it, Andrew.
00:31:04 - If you're gonna succeed
00:31:06 This thing you're trying to do..
00:31:10 - I can't help being deferential.
00:31:14 Change?
00:31:17 I don't mean on the outside.
00:31:20 - Take chances, make mistakes.
00:31:22 Yes! Sometimes it's important
00:31:25 - It's important to do the wrong thing.
00:31:28 - Yes!
00:31:31 No, to make them.
00:31:34 To find out what's real and what's not.
00:31:38 Human beings are
00:31:41 I'll grant you that.
00:31:44 This is what is known as
00:31:49 No, this is
00:31:51 It's not about being rational.
00:31:55 - And that's what I should do?
00:31:57 And you have a heart,
00:32:00 I feel it. I don't
00:32:07 And in order to follow
00:32:13 one must do
00:32:15 Yes.
00:32:21 Thank you.
00:32:57 Galatea, could you be
00:33:05 Sorry.
00:33:08 - What are you doing?
00:33:12 My what?
00:33:15 Oh, you heard me,
00:33:18 All day long it's, "Yes, Rupert, sir,"
00:33:21 "Would you like another beverage,
00:33:23 And it chaps my ass!
00:33:26 So here's
00:33:29 Shut up,
00:33:41 - No, no.
00:33:50 I'm done.
00:33:57 "Chaps my ass"?
00:34:09 - Give me back the chip.
00:34:11 Andrew, she's uncooperative,
00:34:15 And a lot more interesting,
00:34:17 Arguably, but we're not getting
00:34:20 Please, please,
00:34:25 Fine. She can be perky again.
00:34:28 Perky? She's just a ro..
00:34:31 Andrew? Andrew!
00:34:35 What's the matter with you today?
00:34:48 Hey, Jamie, come over here.
00:34:50 - Charles, my aunt Jamie.
00:34:52 - This is Ryan.
00:34:54 This is Michael.
00:34:57 The boys are great.
00:35:06 - Rupert!
00:35:09 What's going on?
00:35:13 - that I wasn't invited
00:35:15 - There he is.
00:35:18 - The prospective groom.
00:35:20 Where? The one in the pale blue suit
00:35:25 - He's got a pointy chin?
00:35:28 Yeah, that's nothing
00:35:32 I'm amazed he's out
00:35:34 He's got
00:35:36 You need to upgrade
00:35:39 That shouldn't stop Portia.
00:35:42 It's just that one day she's gonna
00:35:45 that she is married to a man
00:35:50 You know? The kind that used to go..
00:35:53 You know? The ones that move around
00:35:56 - You're jealous. You are jealous.
00:36:00 You are. Otherwise what are you
00:36:05 My God, I am jealous.
00:36:08 If I'm jealous,
00:36:11 Hi!
00:36:13 If I'm in love,
00:36:16 I've lost her.
00:36:19 Andrew. Andrew!
00:36:53 Andy, would you like
00:36:57 It would be a waste.
00:37:00 - What if you could?
00:37:08 I've come up with a design..
00:37:12 that, if I'm correct,
00:37:15 would enable you to deal
00:37:18 - And taste?
00:37:23 And also,
00:37:26 if my schematics
00:37:29 I think I've come up
00:37:32 to make you...
00:37:34 a complete man.
00:37:36 Complete?
00:37:38 Complete.
00:37:46 Complete?
00:37:49 Not in a reproductive sense,
00:37:52 but in terms
00:37:55 the physical sensation,
00:38:00 you know, that occurs..
00:38:02 friction..
00:38:05 - Sexual relations.
00:38:09 Oh, I've always been
00:38:12 Well, I mean, curious...
00:38:16 because..
00:38:18 - Well, because of what they say.
00:38:25 That you can lose yourself..
00:38:28 everything,
00:38:35 the two bodies can become
00:38:38 that you don't know
00:38:42 And just when the sweet
00:38:46 you kind of do,
00:38:49 leaving you alone
00:38:51 But the one you love
00:38:55 That's a miracle.
00:38:58 You can go to heaven
00:39:03 You can go back
00:39:07 with the one you love.
00:39:12 - And you want to experience that?
00:39:18 So do l.
00:39:51 We'll have to hire more people.
00:39:55 Andrew.
00:40:00 - Excuse me. I'll be right back.
00:40:08 I didn't expect to see you.
00:40:11 I remember this place
00:40:14 This is where your grandmother
00:40:16 Yeah, I wanted it ready
00:40:19 So, you're not
00:40:21 No, two weeks
00:40:23 I'm not too late.
00:40:26 Are you absolutely positive
00:40:29 - Positive?
00:40:31 - I'm never absolutely positive.
00:40:35 - No, I'm pretty sure
00:40:37 - Why is that great?
00:40:42 Now, you are not doing the wrong thing.
00:40:45 It's safe to say you're not
00:40:47 you would definitely not be
00:40:49 - Because I would be doing
00:40:53 In some strange way,
00:40:56 Good. Do you have any idea what
00:41:00 who's about to marry
00:41:03 Someone totally magnificent,
00:41:08 Someone who you know
00:41:12 - Lying?
00:41:15 - About what?
00:41:18 when I know at least
00:41:22 - And how do you know that?
00:41:24 I have done everything
00:41:27 - But that stuff doesn't matter to me.
00:41:30 'cause I'd have to believe
00:41:32 and not some man
00:41:36 - What? See? It's true, isn't it?
00:41:40 I'm sorry.
00:41:46 Nobody makes me laugh
00:41:48 Good. Then admit it.
00:41:56 - Give me one kiss.
00:41:59 That's all. One quick kiss.
00:42:02 could not jeopardize
00:42:05 Besides, it would also explain
00:42:10 Your respiration rate has doubled.
00:42:13 - It's not fair to read me like that.
00:42:17 I'm reading your heart.
00:42:21 Begging is supposed to be humiliating.
00:42:26 I love you, Portia.
00:42:43 - I thought you said a quick kiss.
00:43:14 How do you feel?
00:43:17 - Wonderful.
00:43:21 I guess that's the point.
00:43:30 - What was that?
00:43:40 - Was that me?
00:43:42 - I thought it was you.
00:43:44 Really? Ooh. Do you do that?
00:43:50 Sometimes.
00:43:52 - Ah. I'll have to have Rupert
00:44:01 Mm-hmm.
00:44:07 It's wonderful. It's wonderful..
00:44:12 You know, it's marvelous.
00:44:16 I know this will be my fourth helping,
00:44:22 Pig, very smart animal.
00:44:27 I feel like I'm eating my way
00:44:31 Thank you.
00:44:39 What?
00:44:42 What's wrong?
00:44:47 If we're together..
00:44:51 we'll never be accepted.
00:44:56 Because I'm not human.
00:45:02 That will not do.
00:45:08 I will have to get started.
00:45:10 Started with what?
00:45:14 The next step.
00:45:23 Wish me luck.
00:45:43 Andrew Martin, step forward, please.
00:45:55 So, Mr. Martin,
00:46:00 declaring you
00:46:02 Yes, specifically
00:46:06 - a fellow human being.
00:46:09 We have to face
00:46:11 that no matter how much
00:46:15 you are not part
00:46:18 You are outside of it entirely.
00:46:22 something artificial.
00:46:25 Sir, what about all the real people
00:46:30 who have bodies
00:46:33 You yourself, sir,
00:46:37 Are you not in some way artificial,
00:46:43 In part, yes.
00:46:45 Well, then,
00:46:49 Which part, Andrew?
00:46:51 This one, sir.
00:46:54 I see. And here?
00:47:01 It is true I am still equipped
00:47:04 And because of that
00:47:07 you are,
00:47:12 Yes, sir.
00:47:16 Well, Andrew, society can tolerate
00:47:21 but we will never tolerate
00:47:24 It arouses
00:47:27 too much anger.
00:47:29 I'm sorry, Andrew.
00:47:36 I hereby bring an end
00:47:39 It is the decision
00:47:42 that Andrew Martin
00:47:45 will continue
00:47:49 a mechanical machine,
00:47:57 One is glad to be of service.
00:48:29 Andrew, I have to tell you...
00:48:33 I'm beginning to feel
00:48:36 - About us?
00:48:41 - Next week will be my 75th birthday.
00:48:46 - Thank you.
00:48:49 - But I don't feel 50.
00:48:52 Last night was amazing.
00:48:54 - Shut up and listen to me.
00:48:57 - And don't give me that look.
00:49:00 - Please don't be agreeable.
00:49:04 Oh, goddamn it, Andrew,
00:49:16 I'm not going
00:49:19 Yes, you will.
00:49:22 No, no, I won't always take
00:49:26 I won't have
00:49:29 Eventually I'm going
00:49:32 - And I want to.
00:49:41 There's an...
00:49:45 Human beings are meant to be here
00:49:51 That's what's right.
00:49:55 I see.
00:49:58 - There's just one problem, Portia.
00:50:02 I couldn't stand
00:50:31 Andrew, people grow
00:50:34 but then, of course, for you time
00:50:38 For you,
00:50:53 There's only one thing to do.
00:51:20 Galatea, my dear,
00:51:23 The transfusion
00:51:25 Is that so?
00:51:29 Just goes to show you,
00:51:32 somebody becomes
00:51:35 sooner or later,
00:51:39 You've been
00:51:43 How quickly will the blood
00:51:45 Oh, I don't know.
00:51:48 You exercise, eat right,
00:51:54 That's a little vague, chief.
00:51:57 You don't know exactly
00:51:59 Sorry.
00:52:03 Welcome to
00:52:16 Andrew Martin..
00:52:31 I have always tried
00:52:35 There must be some reason
00:52:41 As you can see,
00:52:44 I am no longer immortal.
00:52:49 You have arranged
00:52:52 In a sense, I have.
00:52:56 I am growing old,
00:53:02 and, like all of you,
00:53:05 it will eventually cease
00:53:10 As a robot,
00:53:16 But I tell you all today,
00:53:19 I would rather die a man...
00:53:22 than live for all eternity
00:53:29 Why do you want this?
00:53:34 To be acknowledged...
00:53:36 for who and what I am..
00:53:39 no more, no less.
00:53:43 Not for acclaim,
00:53:47 The simple truth
00:53:51 this has been the elemental drive
00:53:56 and it must be achieved,
00:54:01 with dignity.
00:54:12 Mr. Martin,
00:54:16 what you are
00:54:19 extremely complex
00:54:22 It will not be
00:54:25 I must ask
00:54:29 while I take the necessary time
00:54:32 of this extremely
00:54:38 I await your decision,
00:54:46 Thank you
00:54:53 We tried.
00:55:09 Is it almost time?
00:55:12 In a few minutes.
00:55:16 It doesn't matter
00:55:18 Why do you need
00:55:22 Old habit.
00:55:24 I started my existence
00:55:28 I still like to be told
00:55:39 It's time.
00:55:46 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:55:49 President
00:55:51 According to records
00:55:54 the robot,
00:55:59 was powered up at 5:15 p.m.,
00:56:05 In a few hours,
00:56:09 which means that,
00:56:14 Andrew is the oldest living
00:56:19 For it is
00:56:21 that I validate his marriage
00:56:24 and acknowledge his humanity.
00:56:37 Andrew?
00:56:55 I'm sorry
00:56:59 Maybe he didn't need to.
00:57:07 Could you do me a favor?
00:57:12 Would you mind
00:57:20 That's an order.
00:57:55 Thank you, Galatea.
00:57:59 As the great Andrew Martin
00:58:02 "One is glad to be of service."
00:58:23 I'll see you soon.
00:58:53 Laugh and cry
00:58:57 Live and die
00:59:01 Life is a dream
00:59:05 We all dream it
00:59:10 Day by day
00:59:14 I find my way
00:59:18 Look for the soul
00:59:22 And the meaning
00:59:26 Then you look at me
00:59:30 And I always see
00:59:34 What I have been
00:59:42 I'm lost as can be
00:59:46 Then you look at me
00:59:50 And I am not lost anymore
01:00:03 People run
01:00:07 Sun to sun
01:00:12 Caught in their lives
01:00:15 Ever flowing
01:00:20 One sweet dawn
01:00:23 Life goes till it's gone
01:00:28 We have to go
01:00:32 Where it's going
01:00:36 Then you look at me
01:00:40 And I always see
01:00:44 What I have been
01:00:52 I'm lost as can be
01:00:56 Then you look at me
01:01:01 And I am not lost
01:01:03 Anymore
01:01:21 And you say you see
01:01:25 When you look at me
01:01:30 The reason
01:01:38 Though lost I have been
01:01:41 I find love again
01:01:46 And life just keeps
01:01:50 And life just keeps
01:01:54 You look at me
01:01:56 And life holds love for
01:02:01 You
01:02:15 For
01:02:25 You
00:00:03 - That was my intention, yes.
00:00:06 Well, you gotta realize
00:00:11 radically enhance the way that you feel
00:00:15 I'm not just talking about hot and cold
00:00:20 Put it this way:
00:00:23 As your experience
00:00:27 so will the feelings,
00:00:31 stimulated
00:00:33 And while some of these
00:00:37 and wonderful
00:00:41 others will be profoundly intense
00:00:49 Do you feel like
00:01:01 Absolutely.
00:01:11 - Lovely.
00:01:14 I was referring
00:01:16 I know.
00:01:21 Could you fix
00:01:23 I don't know.
00:01:38 - Andrew, I'm sure you could
00:01:44 But you could do it
00:01:50 Well, I'd be happy
00:01:52 - If it's not too much effort.
00:01:57 I've been working all day,
00:02:01 Oh, that would be
00:02:03 - Why are you laughing at me?
00:02:07 You're just-
00:02:11 - It's very sweet.
00:02:15 Let's go.
00:02:17 Thank you.
00:02:21 When a man's
00:02:23 He should be
00:02:26 And yet
00:02:29 It's because I'm presumin'
00:02:34 If I only
00:02:38 - Picture me
00:02:42 - Uh, yeah, over on the rack.
00:02:48 -Jesus!
00:02:52 There's a party next week...
00:02:54 to celebrate the opening
00:02:57 and all my friends
00:02:59 and it would be great
00:03:01 I would love to.
00:03:05 I think
00:03:16 Checkmate.
00:03:23 I love all
00:03:28 The many charms
00:03:32 About you
00:03:37 Above all
00:03:40 I want my arms
00:03:45 About you
00:03:48 Don't
00:03:52 A naughty, naughty baby
00:03:56 Come to Mama
00:03:59 Come to Mama, do
00:04:03 My sweet
00:04:06 Embraceable
00:04:12 You
00:04:22 Charles, why don't you
00:04:26 Sure.
00:04:29 - Thank you. Thank you.
00:04:35 The very thought of you
00:04:42 And I forget to do
00:04:49 The simple
00:04:55 That everyone
00:05:04 I'm living in
00:05:06 A kind of daydream
00:05:12 I'm happy as a king
00:05:17 And foolish
00:05:21 Though it may seem
00:05:24 To me you're everything
00:05:30 The mere idea of you
00:05:37 Though I'm here for you
00:05:44 You'll never know
00:05:47 How slow
00:05:50 Till I'm near you
00:05:59 - I never understood the phrase
00:06:03 - What?
00:06:05 Oh? Then the ballet is not
00:06:08 Oh, God, nobody
00:06:11 Laughter is essential
00:06:14 Yes, it is.
00:06:20 Sometimes I get
00:06:24 you feel a certain way
00:06:28 and... that you...
00:06:31 wish or-
00:06:33 - What?
00:06:35 I don't know.
00:06:39 Having this conversation
00:06:43 - A robot?
00:06:46 I-l mean,
00:06:48 A tree is a tree,
00:06:52 are a magnificent machine.
00:06:54 But no matter how much
00:06:58 No, I can't believe that,
00:07:03 I realize I'm not
00:07:06 That's why people don't
00:07:09 - I like you.
00:07:11 I even understand you...
00:07:15 But l-
00:07:17 I can't invest my emotions
00:07:25 Must be a genetic trait.
00:07:32 Things change, Portia.
00:07:35 Things always change.
00:07:44 She laughed at me.
00:07:46 "A thing is itself, Andrew.
00:07:50 What about ice?
00:07:54 Andy, you gotta calm down,
00:07:56 Do you know what it's like
00:07:59 Humiliating.
00:08:03 Look at me.
00:08:06 I am trying to make
00:08:08 I am trying to fulfill my destiny.
00:08:11 - Andrew?
00:08:13 I don't want you
00:08:16 - Good night.
00:08:27 Where've you been?
00:08:29 - Poke me in the eye.
00:08:32 - You're crazy.
00:08:34 Ow! Ow!
00:08:37 That hurts. Ow.
00:08:40 - It works.
00:08:43 It's my neural net. I am the proud owner
00:08:46 - You can feel.
00:08:48 Will you do something
00:08:51 - Will you perform an experiment
00:08:53 Kiss me.
00:08:57 No, not there. Here.
00:09:08 Thank you.
00:09:10 Could you feel it?
00:09:12 It's wonderful.
00:09:15 It's everything
00:09:19 And you?
00:09:27 Portia, what's wrong?
00:09:31 Charles and I are
00:09:41 He's a lucky man.
00:09:43 Congratulations
00:09:46 Goddamn it, Andrew.
00:09:48 - If you're gonna succeed
00:09:51 This thing you're trying to do-
00:09:55 - I can't help being deferential.
00:09:58 Change?
00:10:01 I don't mean on the outside.
00:10:04 - Take chances, make mistakes.
00:10:06 Yes! Sometimes it's important
00:10:10 - It's important to do the wrong thing.
00:10:12 - Yes!
00:10:16 No, to make them.
00:10:18 To find out what's real and what's not.
00:10:22 Human beings are
00:10:25 I'll grant you that.
00:10:29 This is what is known as
00:10:33 No, this is
00:10:35 It's not about being rational.
00:10:40 - And that's what I should do?
00:10:42 And you have a heart,
00:10:44 I feel it. I don't
00:10:51 And in order to follow
00:10:57 one must do
00:10:59 Yes.
00:11:06 Thank you.
00:11:42 Galatea, Could you be
00:11:49 - Sorry.
00:11:52 - What are you doing?
00:11:57 My what?
00:11:59 Oh, you heard me,
00:12:02 All day long it's, "Yes, Rupert, sir,"
00:12:05 "Would you like another beverage,
00:12:08 And it chaps my ass!
00:12:11 So here's
00:12:13 Shut up,
00:12:26 - No, no.
00:12:34 I'm done.
00:12:42 "Chaps my ass"?
00:12:53 - Give me back the chip.
00:12:56 Andrew, she's uncooperative,
00:13:00 And a lot more interesting,
00:13:02 Arguably, but we're not getting
00:13:05 Please, please,
00:13:10 Fine. She can be perky again.
00:13:13 Perky? She's just a ro-
00:13:15 Andrew? Andrew!
00:13:20 What's the matter with you today?
00:13:32 Hey, Jamie, come over here.
00:13:35 - Charles, my aunt Jamie.
00:13:37 - This is Ryan.
00:13:39 This is Michael.
00:13:41 The boys are great.
00:13:50 - Rupert!
00:13:53 What's going on?
00:13:57 - that I wasn't invited
00:14:00 - There he is.
00:14:02 - The prospective groom.
00:14:04 Where? The one in the pale blue suit
00:14:09 - He's got a pointy chin?
00:14:13 Yeah, that's nothing
00:14:16 I'm amazed he's out
00:14:18 He's got
00:14:21 You need to upgrade
00:14:23 That shouldn't stop Portia.
00:14:26 It's just that one day she's gonna
00:14:29 that she is married to a man
00:14:34 You know? The kind that used to go-
00:14:38 You know? The ones that move around
00:14:40 - You're jealous. You are jealous.
00:14:44 You are. Otherwise what are you
00:14:49 My God, I am jealous.
00:14:52 If I'm jealous,
00:14:55 Hi!
00:14:57 If I'm in love,
00:15:01 I've lost her.
00:15:03 Andrew. Andrew!
00:15:37 Andy, would you like
00:15:40 It would be a waste.
00:15:44 - What if you could?
00:15:52 I've come up with a design-
00:15:56 that, if I'm correct,
00:15:59 would enable you to deal
00:16:02 - And taste?
00:16:07 And also,
00:16:10 if my schematics
00:16:13 I think I've come up
00:16:16 to make you...
00:16:18 a complete man.
00:16:20 Complete?
00:16:22 Complete.
00:16:32 Complete?
00:16:34 Not in a reproductive sense,
00:16:37 but in terms
00:16:40 the physical sensation,
00:16:44 you know, that occurs-
00:16:47 friction-
00:16:49 - Sexual relations.
00:16:53 Oh, I've always been
00:16:57 Well, I mean, curious...
00:17:01 because-
00:17:03 - Well, because of what they say.
00:17:10 That you can lose yourself-
00:17:13 everything,
00:17:19 the two bodies can become
00:17:23 that you don't know
00:17:26 And just when the sweet
00:17:31 you kind of do,
00:17:33 leaving you alone
00:17:35 But the one you love
00:17:39 That's a miracle.
00:17:42 You can go to heaven
00:17:48 You can go back
00:17:52 with the one you love.
00:17:56 - And you want to experience that?
00:18:02 So do l.
00:18:36 We'll have to hire more people.
00:18:40 Andrew.
00:18:44 - Excuse me. I'll be right back.
00:18:52 - I didn't expect to see you.
00:18:55 I remember this place
00:18:58 This is where your grandmother
00:19:01 Yeah, I wanted it ready
00:19:04 So, you're not
00:19:06 No, two weeks
00:19:08 I'm not too late.
00:19:10 Are you absolutely positive
00:19:12 - Positive?
00:19:15 - I'm never absolutely positive.
00:19:19 - No, I'm pretty sure
00:19:21 - Why is that great?
00:19:26 Now, you are not doing the wrong thing.
00:19:28 It's safe to say you're not
00:19:31 you would definitely not be
00:19:33 - Because I would be doing
00:19:37 In some strange way,
00:19:40 Good. Do you have any idea what
00:19:44 who's about to marry
00:19:47 Someone totally magnificent,
00:19:52 Someone who you know
00:19:56 - Lying?
00:19:59 - About what?
00:20:02 when I know at least
00:20:06 - And how do you know that?
00:20:08 I have done everything
00:20:11 - But that stuff doesn't matter to me.
00:20:14 'cause I'd have to believe
00:20:16 and not some man
00:20:20 - What? See? It's true, isn't it?
00:20:24 I'm sorry.
00:20:30 Nobody makes me laugh
00:20:32 Good. Then admit it.
00:20:40 - Give me one kiss.
00:20:43 That's all. One quick kiss.
00:20:46 could not jeopardize
00:20:49 Besides, it would also explain
00:20:54 Your respiration rate has doubled.
00:20:57 - It's not fair to read me like that.
00:21:01 I'm reading your heart.
00:21:05 Begging is supposed to be humiliating.
00:21:10 I love you, Portia.
00:21:27 - I thought you said a quick kiss.
00:21:58 How do you feel?
00:22:02 - Wonderful.
00:22:05 I guess that's the point.
00:22:14 - What was that?
00:22:23 - Was that me?
00:22:25 - I thought it was you.
00:22:27 Really? Ooh. Do you do that?
00:22:33 Sometimes.
00:22:35 - Ah. I'll have to have Rupert
00:22:44 Mm-hmm.
00:22:51 It's wonderful. It's wonderful-
00:22:55 You know, it's marvelous.
00:23:00 I know this will be my fourth helping,
00:23:06 Pig- very smart animal.
00:23:10 I feel like I'm eating my way
00:23:14 Thank you.
00:23:23 What?
00:23:26 What's wrong?
00:23:31 If we're together-
00:23:35 we'll never be accepted.
00:23:40 Because I'm not human.
00:23:46 That will not do.
00:23:51 I will have to get started.
00:23:53 Started with what?
00:23:57 The next step.
00:24:07 Wish me luck.
00:24:28 Andrew Martin, step forward, please.
00:24:40 So, Mr. Martin,
00:24:44 declaring you
00:24:47 Yes, specifically
00:24:50 -a fellow human being.
00:24:53 We have to face
00:24:56 that no matter how much
00:24:59 you are not part
00:25:03 You are outside of it entirely.
00:25:07 something artificial.
00:25:10 Sir, what about all the real people
00:25:14 who have bodies
00:25:18 You yourself, sir,
00:25:22 Are you not in some way artificial,
00:25:27 In part, yes.
00:25:29 Well, then,
00:25:33 Which part, Andrew?
00:25:36 This one, sir.
00:25:39 I see. And here?
00:25:45 It is true I am still equipped
00:25:48 And because of that
00:25:51 you are,
00:25:57 Yes, sir.
00:26:01 Well, Andrew, society can tolerate
00:26:05 but we will never tolerate
00:26:09 It arouses
00:26:11 too much anger.
00:26:13 I'm sorry, Andrew.
00:26:20 I hereby bring an end
00:26:23 It is the decision
00:26:26 that Andrew Martin
00:26:29 will continue
00:26:33 a mechanical machine,
00:26:42 One is glad to be of service.
00:27:15 Andrew, I have to tell you...
00:27:18 I'm beginning to feel
00:27:20 - About us?
00:27:26 - Next week will be my 75th birthday.
00:27:30 - Thank you.
00:27:33 - But I don't feel 50.
00:27:36 Last night was amazing.
00:27:38 - Shut up and listen to me.
00:27:42 - And don't give me that look.
00:27:45 - Please don't be agreeable.
00:27:48 Oh, goddamn it, Andrew,
00:28:00 I'm not going
00:28:03 Yes, you will.
00:28:06 No, no, I won't always take
00:28:11 I won't have
00:28:14 Eventually I'm going
00:28:17 - And I want to.
00:28:26 There's an...
00:28:30 Human beings are meant to be here
00:28:36 That's what's right.
00:28:39 I see.
00:28:42 - There's just one problem, Portia.
00:28:46 I couldn't stand
00:29:16 Andrew, people grow
00:29:19 but then, of course, for you time
00:29:22 For you,
00:29:37 There's only one thing to do.
00:30:04 Galatea, my dear,
00:30:07 The transfusion
00:30:10 Is that so?
00:30:13 Just goes to show you,
00:30:17 somebody becomes
00:30:20 sooner or later,
00:30:24 You've been
00:30:27 How quickly will the blood
00:30:29 Oh, I don't know.
00:30:32 You exercise, eat right,
00:30:39 That's a little vague, chief.
00:30:42 You don't know exactly
00:30:44 Sorry.
00:30:48 Welcome to
00:31:00 Andrew Martin-
00:31:15 I have always tried
00:31:20 There must be some reason
00:31:25 As you can see,
00:31:28 I am no longer immortal.
00:31:34 You have arranged
00:31:36 In a sense, I have.
00:31:40 I am growing old,
00:31:46 and, like all of you,
00:31:49 it will eventually cease
00:31:54 As a robot,
00:32:00 But I tell you all today,
00:32:03 I would rather die a man...
00:32:06 than live for all eternity
00:32:14 Why do you want this?
00:32:18 To be acknowledged...
00:32:20 for who and what I am-
00:32:24 no more, no less.
00:32:27 Not for acclaim,
00:32:31 The simple truth
00:32:36 this has been the elemental drive
00:32:40 and it must be achieved,
00:32:46 with dignity.
00:32:57 Mr. Martin,
00:33:00 what you are
00:33:04 extremely complex
00:33:07 It will not be
00:33:10 I must ask
00:33:13 while I take the necessary time
00:33:16 of this extremely
00:33:23 I await your decision,
00:33:31 Thank you
00:33:38 We tried.
00:33:54 Is it almost time?
00:33:56 In a few minutes.
00:34:00 It doesn't matter
00:34:03 Why do you need
00:34:07 Old habit.
00:34:09 I started my existence
00:34:12 I still like to be told
00:34:23 It's time.
00:34:31 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:34:33 President
00:34:36 According to records
00:34:39 the robot,
00:34:43 was powered up at 5:15 p.m.,
00:34:49 In a few hours,
00:34:54 which means that,
00:34:58 Andrew is the oldest living
00:35:04 For it is
00:35:06 that I validate his marriage
00:35:09 and acknowledge his humanity.
00:35:21 Andrew?
00:35:39 I'm sorry
00:35:43 Maybe he didn't need to.
00:35:52 Could you do me a favor?
00:35:57 Would you mind
00:36:04 That's an order.
00:36:39 Thank you, Galatea.
00:36:43 As the great Andrew Martin
00:36:47 "One is glad to be of service."
00:37:08 I'll see you soon.
00:37:37 Laugh and cry
00:37:42 Live and die
00:37:46 Life is a dream
00:37:49 We all dream it
00:37:54 Day by day
00:37:58 I find my way
00:38:02 Look for the soul
00:38:06 And the meaning
00:38:10 Then you look at me
00:38:14 And I always see
00:38:18 What I have been
00:38:26 I'm lost as can be
00:38:30 Then you look at me
00:38:35 And I am not lost anymore
00:38:48 People run
00:38:52 Sun to sun
00:38:56 Caught in their lives
00:38:59 Ever flowing
00:39:04 One sweet dawn
00:39:07 Life goes till it's gone
00:39:12 We have to go
00:39:16 Where it's going
00:39:20 Then you look at me
00:39:24 And I always see
00:39:28 What I have been
00:39:37 I'm lost as can be
00:39:40 Then you look at me
00:39:45 And I am not lost
00:39:47 Anymore
00:40:06 And you say you see
00:40:09 When you look at me
00:40:14 The reason
00:40:22 Though lost I have been
00:40:26 I find love again
00:40:31 And life just keeps
00:40:35 And life just keeps
00:40:39 You look at me
00:40:41 And life holds love for
00:40:46 You
00:41:00 For
00:41:10 You