Big Fat Liar

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00:00:23 Hey, Jas, you awake?
00:00:31 Jason?
00:00:35 Yeah, Dad, been up for hours.
00:00:42 - Did you finish that paper for English class?
00:00:44 Jas, did you eat your oatmeal?
00:00:46 Yeah, thanks, Mom.
00:00:49 - Here you go, Trooper.
00:00:52 # Or the way that I'm thinking
00:00:56 # And tell me why you're staring#
00:00:59 # Come on, come on--#
00:01:11 Nice board, Shepherd.
00:01:12 Bret, I would love to hang around
00:01:15 and be physically and
00:01:18 but I should probably get to school.
00:01:22 Ow. See, I had a feeling
00:01:27 And I was right.
00:01:33 - Give me the skateboard.
00:01:37 'Cause now you're going from harmless
00:01:42 I don't think you wanna
00:01:49 # Come on, come on and tell me
00:01:53 # Come on, come on
00:01:56 I assume everyone has completed
00:02:01 I don't want to hear excuses.
00:02:03 I just want to hear your assignments
00:02:07 - You, Joshua. Go.
00:02:12 - I know you don't have a dog.
00:02:15 - Miss Caldwell ?
00:02:18 Can you open the door?
00:02:21 I suppose so.
00:02:30 Jason Shepherd, did you just
00:02:35 No. You looked flushed.
00:02:38 Now that we're all comfortable,
00:02:41 Let's give someone else a chance.
00:02:46 You did do it, didn't you?
00:02:51 Miss Caldwell--
00:02:54 - No.
00:02:56 But as much as I wanted
00:02:59 I mean, I really, really wanted
00:03:02 I couldn't.
00:03:04 And it's because I spent all last night
00:03:11 See, my mom made Swedish meatballs
00:03:15 He was so excited, he accidentally
00:03:19 It was awful! He started choking.
00:03:22 The meatball was bulging out of
00:03:26 I kept trying to write my paper in
00:03:29 I needed to be by my father's side.
00:03:36 You're lying through your
00:03:39 I wish I were, Phyllis.
00:03:41 His number's 555-0147.
00:03:44 I think I will.
00:03:47 Are you crazy?
00:03:50 Say "Harry Shepherd's office."
00:03:53 - Come on. Help me out. What am I supposed to do?
00:03:57 - Do it. Do it!
00:03:59 Harry Shepherd's office.
00:04:02 Hello? Oh, hello. Miss Caldwell.
00:04:08 Yes, it's true.
00:04:12 I started to see the white light.
00:04:15 I was just about to cross over
00:04:18 when I heard the voice of an angel calling out,
00:04:23 I saw my sweet, sweet Jason
00:04:26 And I said,
00:04:30 I ain't done living yet."
00:04:32 And with every ounce of gas
00:04:36 I burped that meatball
00:04:40 And I owe it all to my son.
00:04:42 I'm sorry, Miss Caldwell.
00:04:47 My throat is still very sore.
00:04:49 Thank you.
00:04:52 Jason!
00:04:55 I am so sorry!
00:04:58 You just take your time
00:05:02 Thank you.
00:05:03 Now back to those
00:05:12 Oh! Just who I was looking for.
00:05:17 I would love to hang out
00:05:19 But I've got to get home
00:05:23 Oh, really?
00:05:32 How could you lie to us, Jas?
00:05:36 I don't know. Unfortunately that essay
00:05:41 Without it, he's gonna fail the class.
00:05:46 What? I can't go
00:05:48 There must be something
00:05:50 I'm teaching English as a second language
00:05:55 If you can get me the paper by then,
00:05:59 And don't even think about downloading
00:06:03 - I want the essay handwritten.
00:06:07 That should be no problem since making up
00:06:30 Making up stories seems
00:06:35 Big...
00:06:40 Fat... Liar.
00:06:44 Kenny Trooper was
00:06:46 They say a little lie can
00:06:48 One man will pay the price.
00:06:51 People everywhere stopped
00:06:56 Yes!
00:06:57 Why'd he have to steal
00:07:09 Nice wheels, Shepherd!
00:07:13 Freak!
00:07:19 Uh, sir?
00:07:23 I'm on the phone!
00:07:25 Sorry. Apparently we ran over
00:07:31 - You all right there, buddy?
00:07:34 But you gotta help me out. I have to
00:07:38 - or I'm gonna fail out of 8th grade.
00:07:41 - I need a ride.
00:07:45 It's right down the road. You're lucky
00:07:50 Actually...
00:07:57 Get in the car.
00:08:03 Watch the shoes!
00:08:08 Man! If you only knew
00:08:11 Yeah, it must be really,
00:08:14 I'm actually 14.
00:08:22 Jason Shepherd.
00:08:25 Marty Wolf.
00:08:32 Famous Hollywood producer.
00:08:37 I'm in town shooting my new picture.
00:08:39 Oh, yeah, you're that guy.
00:08:41 Dude, no offense, but you have made
00:08:45 - Yeah, well, everyone has a dry spell, Ebert.
00:08:49 Trust me. All it takes is one hit
00:08:53 Yeah, that's what I'm counting on
00:08:55 Oh, really? Why don't you
00:08:57 I tried to get out of it,
00:08:59 What'd you go with,
00:09:01 - No. Dad choked on a meatball.
00:09:07 Yeah.
00:09:08 Your teacher called the old man to confirm,
00:09:11 Yeah, pretty much.
00:09:13 All right, listen and learn, short stack.
00:09:16 You should've forged the doctor's note,
00:09:19 and changed the meatball
00:09:21 It's much easier to swallow
00:09:25 Wow. You're good.
00:09:26 No, no, no. I'm the best.
00:09:29 - Here we are.
00:09:32 - It's Jason.
00:09:34 Keep practicing those lies, Jiminy.
00:09:37 'Cause you can take it from me.
00:09:43 Now get out!
00:09:44 I got a movie to produce!
00:09:49 Thanks for the ride, gentlemen.
00:09:50 Ciao.
00:09:55 Hey-o! You left--
00:10:03 - Back to the set, sir?
00:10:12 Listen, Whitaker, I'm not your sister,
00:10:18 So if you wanna remain my partner,
00:10:22 Shut the heck up!
00:10:25 Can we cut? Can we--
00:10:28 'Cause this ain't working
00:10:31 What do you think you're doing?
00:10:34 Move!
00:10:36 Why did you call cut? I did not
00:10:41 Wolf, how many times
00:10:44 My name is Jaleel White, okay?
00:10:47 Urkel was a character
00:10:51 Okay, Jaleel.
00:10:55 Wanna know the problem?
00:10:57 I'm getting nothing from
00:10:59 He sits there with his head slumped over.
00:11:04 Mmm. Okay, you're
00:11:08 Your new partner is a crime-fighting
00:11:10 And your motivation is a nice
00:11:13 of working the drive-through
00:11:17 Watch yourself, Wolf.
00:11:20 No, you watch yourself, pal.
00:11:23 You're just lucky I'm not making you
00:11:27 I swear. I was riding down the street
00:11:31 They offered me a ride. I spilled all
00:11:35 Give us one reason
00:11:37 Because it's true!
00:11:41 There was some guy in the limo.
00:11:44 What are our options?
00:11:47 Without the essay, summer school.
00:11:50 Or... summer school.
00:11:56 Today, students,
00:11:59 we're going to learn about
00:12:04 I like to call Mr. Semicolon.
00:12:10 The semicolon was first used...
00:12:13 in a 1734 letter to British Parliament
00:12:18 by Mr. Jedediah Wilkinson.
00:12:22 W-I -L...
00:12:25 I--
00:12:29 Help... me.
00:12:32 Jason, you must've made
00:12:36 Yeah, come to think of it, the kid behind me
00:12:40 he seemed like a really nice guy.
00:12:43 I shouldn't even be
00:12:46 If it makes you feel any better,
00:12:49 They're going on a river rafting trip in the
00:12:53 My big adventure is staying at my
00:12:58 Well, you can hang out at my place.
00:13:00 My folks are taking a long weekend at
00:13:04 It'll just be me and Jamie
00:13:11 In a time...
00:13:14 when a little lie...
00:13:16 can grow bigger...
00:13:20 and bigger,
00:13:22 one man will pay the price.
00:13:26 Next summer, people everywhere...
00:13:30 will stop and stare.
00:13:34 Marty Wolf Pictures presents...
00:13:39 Kenny Trooper,
00:13:41 the Big Fat Liar.
00:13:50 What do you think? Wanna see it?
00:13:52 See it? I think I wrote it.
00:13:55 Not that again, Jason.
00:13:58 Wait a minute.
00:14:01 Big Fat Liar is already being touted as
00:14:05 I recently sat down with Marty Wolf,
00:14:07 the mastermind behind
00:14:10 That's him!
00:14:12 - How'd you come up with this idea?
00:14:16 struggle and struggle with.
00:14:18 But the great ones,
00:14:22 Yeah! From my backpack,
00:14:24 -Jason.
00:14:27 I'm serious.
00:14:31 You have to believe me.
00:14:37 I can't.
00:14:39 I just don't trust you right now, Jas.
00:14:47 Have a nice weekend, kids.
00:14:49 - We will.
00:14:53 Look out for your brother.
00:14:56 We'll miss you guys.
00:15:11 Later.
00:15:14 - Rudy.
00:15:18 How you living, yo?
00:15:22 It's crackin', kid!
00:15:24 Peace out, little "G."
00:15:34 Booyah!
00:15:39 He's not literally
00:15:43 It's more of a metaphor
00:15:48 - We need to talk.
00:15:51 Bet you wish you still had
00:15:54 Let's see.
00:15:57 Skateboard.
00:15:58 - I think I'll take the brain.
00:16:03 -Kaylee, pack your bags. We're going on a trip.
00:16:07 And I can't go through my life
00:16:09 But you are a liar.
00:16:12 But this time I'm telling the truth.
00:16:15 And I'm not gonna rest until Wolf admits
00:16:19 What are we supposed to do?
00:16:22 3 years of yard work and baby-sitting money.
00:16:26 What about my Grandma Pearl? I'm staying
00:16:29 That woman doesn't
00:16:33 You said you wanted an adventure.
00:16:35 We'll go to L.A., I'll get my paper,
00:16:39 My grandma will notice
00:16:42 Hey, Kaylee, you got a plunger?
00:16:45 I took a dookie and
00:16:50 What a mess.
00:16:55 - This is never gonna work.
00:16:58 If any of my team mates
00:17:02 Hey, we made a deal. You want us to do
00:17:05 Yeah, it's just--
00:17:09 And remember. You have to
00:17:14 Come on, big feller.
00:17:25 Who's there? I've got a gun.
00:17:28 It's just Kaylee, Grandma.
00:17:32 Kaylee?
00:17:33 You can't be Kaylee.
00:17:38 And you're so muscular!
00:17:43 I'm benching like 220, 230.
00:17:46 Good for you!
00:17:51 Come on.
00:17:53 # Me, myself and I#
00:17:57 # Me, myself and I
00:18:01 # Ahh-ahh-ahh#
00:18:18 Follow my lead.
00:18:23 Hi. I'm Mr. Stroog.
00:18:30 You serious?
00:18:32 No, no. Uh--
00:18:35 Just you're kind a young to be the biggest
00:18:38 It's a family business. I've been
00:18:44 Okay.
00:18:47 I'm Frank.
00:18:48 Frank, we want to get some sightseeing in
00:18:52 Okay. So this here
00:18:59 Los Angeles.
00:19:03 # Me, myself, myself and I#
00:19:05 #Just me, myself#
00:19:10 # Do it all the time #
00:19:15 # I wanna get by #
00:19:20 # And that's fine #
00:19:24 # Me, myself, myself and I
00:19:29 # Me, myself, myself and I
00:19:37 - Thanks for the lift, Frank.
00:19:41 Here's my card. If you need
00:19:45 Thanks.
00:19:47 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
00:19:49 This is Ron, your driver,
00:19:52 So, what's the plan?
00:19:54 When we get to Wolf's building,
00:19:58 make him admit
00:20:01 That's it? That's the lamest
00:20:05 Trust me.
00:20:08 So stay tuned.
00:20:12 This is the back lot where
00:20:15 And speaking of movies, in just
00:20:18 next summer's smash sensation--
00:20:21 Big Fat Liar!
00:20:26 Excuse me, guard?
00:20:28 Security! Let's go!
00:20:54 Can I take a moment to say:
00:21:27 Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:21:30 Please hold.
00:21:32 Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:21:36 - We're here to see Marty Wolf.
00:21:41 I ask you,
00:21:44 Astrid, what kind of sick world this is
00:21:47 when children need an appointment
00:21:51 Mr. Wolf doesn't have children.
00:21:55 Not that he knows of.
00:21:57 Look, this is gonna be an
00:22:00 so once you let us in, you're probably gonna
00:22:04 Mr. Wolf doesn't see anyone
00:22:07 Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:22:10 No, she stepped away.
00:22:13 I'd love to take a message.
00:22:16 If you'd slow down--
00:22:19 Help me out. Help me out.
00:22:21 Help me out. Help me out.
00:22:23 Oh.
00:22:26 Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:22:31 - Operator.
00:22:40 - Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:22:42 Speaking.
00:22:45 - Do you drive a Saturn?
00:22:49 - Well, it's um--
00:22:53 - I'm not gonna say that.
00:22:55 - Hello?
00:22:57 Your car is parked on a dog.
00:22:59 My car is parked on a dog?
00:23:03 Yes, ma'am. In the tail area
00:23:07 It's gruesome, actually.
00:23:09 Listen for yourself.
00:23:17 Hang on, okay?
00:23:21 Just stay! Keep breathing!
00:23:28 All right, keep a lookout.
00:23:30 I'm sure this thing will be over
00:23:45 Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:23:48 Mr. Wolf is about
00:23:52 Uh-huh. San-- Sandler.
00:23:56 We're not just looking for
00:24:00 That thing is my life!
00:24:03 Simple as that. Draw a line of
00:24:08 - I understand that.
00:24:10 You always say that.
00:24:13 Did you check your jacket pocket?
00:24:15 - What do I look like, a moron?
00:24:19 Fine, Monty, fine. If it'll make you
00:24:27 It's in there.
00:24:33 Uh, hello? Excuse me.
00:24:37 - Ah, who are you?
00:24:40 Remember me?
00:24:45 Ah--
00:24:48 Monty, hold my calls.
00:24:51 Give me a few minutes alone
00:25:06 Well, well, well.
00:25:08 Jason Shepherd!
00:25:13 I must tell you, this is quite a surprise.
00:25:19 I want you to call my dad and
00:25:21 Call your dad? Why?
00:25:24 Because it's the truth, and you're
00:25:27 You traveled halfway
00:25:29 to get me to call your dad and
00:25:32 You make that phone call, and
00:25:41 - Okay.
00:25:44 Yup.
00:25:48 It's a great piece of work, kid.
00:25:53 I refer back to it whenever
00:25:56 So you'll give it back to me
00:25:59 Hey, you gave me my movie.
00:26:03 Hey...
00:26:06 I'm... 14, Wolf.
00:26:09 All right, suit yourself.
00:26:13 Jason Shepherd
00:26:17 Ahh. It was a pleasure
00:26:22 - Oh! What have I done?
00:26:26 Stand back, son! Let me try and
00:26:29 Oh, I seem to be making matters worse.
00:26:35 Good move!
00:26:39 Hold on, help is on the way.
00:26:41 Stand back!
00:26:45 Oh! Ohhh.
00:26:50 You're sick!
00:26:52 All I wanted you to do was call my dad
00:26:54 Or else what? You gonna shoot me with
00:26:59 Grow up, Shepherd! This is Hollywood, baby.
00:27:04 Worse. We got cats eatin' cats.
00:27:09 We play by our own rules.
00:27:13 I am not leaving
00:27:15 - Oh, I'll make a call, all right.
00:27:19 Rocco, this is the Wolf. Send a couple of
00:27:24 Another angry writer
00:27:30 I tried to play fair, Wolf,
00:27:34 - You asked for it. You don't
00:27:38 Thanks for holding.
00:27:44 Thanks, Steven.
00:27:47 - Marty Wolf Pictures.
00:27:50 Let go! I'm telling you.
00:27:54 Oh, yeah, and I wrote The Nutty Professor.
00:27:58 Uh... hi.
00:28:02 Hey, Astrid. Adam Sandler
00:28:05 I sent some flowers to Meg Ryan
00:28:09 Oh, and I scheduled
00:28:13 You look like you can use
00:28:20 Thank you, kind stranger.
00:28:22 What can I say? This is Hollywood, Kaylee.
00:28:25 They play by their own rules out here.
00:28:28 - Does that mean we're going home?
00:28:33 I'm not trying to be negative, but didn't we just
00:28:38 - He'll do it.
00:28:40 - 'Cause I have his life in the palm of my hand.
00:28:45 We're not stealing.
00:28:48 I've got Wolf's alarm codes,
00:28:52 So?
00:28:55 Give me one day and I'll figure out
00:28:58 I don't know, Jas.
00:29:01 I can't go home until
00:29:04 If you saw the way
00:29:09 I don't know.
00:29:19 Do you think your plan might
00:29:24 The guard!
00:29:35 Let's check out that warehouse.
00:29:58 Looks like we found
00:30:05 Look at all this stuff.
00:30:15 Oh!
00:30:24 All right, Kay, we're gonna need
00:30:28 until the law dogs punch out,
00:30:31 What are you talking about?
00:30:33 We'll stay here until closing time
00:30:44 # The party's just begun#
00:30:47 # Everybody's having fun#
00:30:49 # Why don't we run away #
00:30:52 # And play some one-on-one #
00:30:55 # Let's find a place
00:30:57 # With no one around#
00:30:59 # Where we can be
00:31:02 # And no one brings us down #
00:31:05 # I, I wish
00:31:10 # I, I wish
00:31:25 # We're on our own
00:31:27 # No one around#
00:31:30 # Where we can do
00:31:32 # I hope we're never found#
00:31:35 # I, I wish
00:31:40 # I wish this night
00:31:57 Jas?
00:31:58 I 'm at the beach.
00:31:59 Hey, Frank. Mr. Stroog.
00:32:03 Hey.
00:32:06 - What's with the Cokes?
00:32:10 They're free!
00:32:18 Good morning, Frank.
00:32:20 We've got furs to sell.
00:32:26 Fur coat king of the Midwest, my butt!
00:32:29 I've got some R-rated dialogue
00:32:33 I'm gonna keep it P.G. You owe
00:32:38 - Maybe--
00:32:42 - I'm sorry, I can explain.
00:32:45 Just--
00:32:47 - Maybe if we--
00:32:49 I know, I just--
00:32:51 If you--
00:32:53 - If-- Don't--
00:32:59 I'm sorry. It's just that we came out here
00:33:03 - He stole my story. He's making
00:33:05 - Did you just say Marty Wolf?
00:33:08 Know him? I used to drive him.
00:33:12 - Why?
00:33:15 Right? And I made the mistake of asking him
00:33:18 He could've said no
00:33:21 But instead he takes my head shot,
00:33:25 and then faxes it to every
00:33:28 You poor thing.
00:33:30 If you guys wanna mess
00:33:36 Today, it's know the enemy time.
00:33:54 Right on schedule.
00:33:55 Okay, people, we begin
00:33:58 Dusty! El director.
00:34:01 I wanna start this shoot off with a bang!
00:34:06 - Rock and roll, baby, I am ready to party.
00:34:08 Okay! Harumph! We open.
00:34:12 Smoke ascending from
00:34:15 Kastang! Birds descending from the heavens
00:34:19 like winged messengers
00:34:24 Confucius say, "Easy does it, skippy."
00:34:27 I can barely afford one camera,
00:34:32 Monty, talk to me about the budget.
00:34:35 We're 2 million dollars over, and the
00:34:39 When are they supposed to do that?
00:34:42 Tomorrow morning you have a breakfast
00:34:47 Oh. I have a breakfast meeting
00:34:49 You can tell our little vice president
00:34:53 if he wants to have a little sit-down
00:34:56 Actually, sir,
00:34:58 he's not the V.P. anymore.
00:35:01 He's the president.
00:35:10 I see. Well, um,
00:35:13 get his address, we don't
00:35:17 Next!
00:35:19 Now, for a big movie,
00:35:22 And for a big stunt, you need
00:35:26 I'm talkin' TV, print,
00:35:29 Now who's handling that?
00:35:31 Jocelyn Davis,
00:35:33 Yeah? Sure you're not senior V.P.
00:35:38 Ooh, funny.
00:35:42 - I'll make sure the shoot is well-covered.
00:35:46 Okay, people, meeting's over.
00:35:55 Cool! 12:30, stunt demonstration.
00:35:58 - What do you think, Marty? Nice, huh?
00:36:02 - Bam! Loved it.
00:36:06 I liked it better the first time
00:36:10 you dinosaur!
00:36:12 - Vince, meet my new effects whiz, Lester Golub.
00:36:16 Shh! Lester is going to design
00:36:20 And your stunt guy's gonna do
00:36:23 I don't need a computer
00:36:25 Geek boy, ignore Father Time
00:36:28 From the looks of you, I'm sure
00:36:31 So you two will get together tomorrow
00:36:35 I'm off tomorrow.
00:36:39 I-- What was that?
00:36:41 Personal day? Wh-What are you
00:36:44 I'm taking my granddaughter
00:36:48 - Ahh! Oh. May I?
00:36:51 Oh, that is great!
00:36:54 Clown with the crazy hair!
00:36:56 Oh, man!
00:36:59 Man, that's fun.
00:37:02 See, this is the movie business,
00:37:05 You know? You can take your personal day
00:37:15 Today we learned we're officially dealing
00:37:19 All right, colored dye.
00:37:22 MegaGlue.
00:37:28 Oh, my God.
00:37:29 Grandma Pearl. Bret must be
00:37:38 How many more, Kaylee?
00:37:40 50, I gotta get ripped, baby.
00:37:43 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
00:37:48 'Cause I'm the best, baby!
00:37:52 You know, Grandma, you should think
00:37:57 One more, Grandma!
00:38:00 It's all you! I ain't helping!
00:38:18 Hello?
00:38:22 - Hey, Jas.
00:38:25 Just called to see
00:38:27 - Um, doing good. You know,
00:38:32 Just doing this experiment for science class,
00:38:38 Just wanted to check in 'cause you looked
00:38:43 I just want you to know, I totally get
00:38:47 I think when you get back, you'll see
00:38:52 - Glad to hear it, pal.
00:38:54 - Night.
00:38:58 You really think
00:39:00 One day. That's all it's gonna take.
00:39:05 Jas, little help here.
00:39:11 What about your parents?
00:39:13 They're in the middle of the canyon.
00:39:15 Hey, thanks for coming out here with me.
00:39:18 I came for the adventure, remember?
00:39:21 Right.
00:39:22 Anyway, we should get some sleep.
00:39:25 - Tomorrow we launch phase 2.
00:39:46 It's show time, Mr. Funny bones.
00:39:52 You cute little monkey, you!
00:39:58 You!
00:40:03 Look out!
00:40:06 "Ow! Cut it out, Marty!"
00:40:09 "Hey, that kills, Marty."
00:40:36 Hungry!
00:40:45 # Dark in the city
00:40:48 # Steam in the subway
00:40:52 # Do-do-do-do #
00:41:00 # Woman you want me
00:41:03 # And catch my breathing
00:41:07 # Do-do-do-do #
00:41:14 Mr. Earpiece, meet Miss MegaGlue.
00:41:17 # I'm on the hunt I'm after you #
00:41:20 # Smell like I sound
00:41:24 # And I'm hungry like the wolf#
00:41:28 # Straddle the line
00:41:32 # I'm on the hunt I'm after you #
00:41:35 # Mouth is alive
00:41:39 # And I'm hungry like the wolf#
00:41:48 # Stalked through the forest
00:41:52 # I'll be upon you
00:41:55 # Do-do-do-do #
00:41:57 Let's dance, Funny bones!
00:42:03 # High blood drumming
00:42:06 # You feel my heat
00:42:09 # Do-do-do-do #
00:42:32 Oh, my God!
00:42:45 Good morning.
00:42:47 Monty! Charisma from
00:42:50 I'm temping for a second assistant.
00:42:53 I am so psyched you're there. I was
00:42:57 and just as Alyssa Milano was about
00:43:00 I had the biggest panic attack that
00:43:05 Really? I didn't know he moved.
00:43:08 Oh, yeah, in a big way. He bought
00:43:14 We're talking mondo bucks.
00:43:17 Anyhoo, tell Mr. Wolf
00:43:20 867 North Maple Drive.
00:43:23 All right.
00:43:29 What?
00:43:30 It's Monty. I'm glad I caught you.
00:43:33 You gonna have to cancel the meeting.
00:43:35 And get one of the make up chicks to meet
00:43:38 No, no. You cannot cancel the meeting.
00:43:41 If Duncan doesn't approve the new budget,
00:43:46 I don't think you understand,
00:43:50 Aw, come on.
00:43:55 No, I mean I'm literally--
00:43:59 And I've got orange--
00:44:02 Come on, Wolf Man.
00:44:04 Okay, forget it.
00:44:07 Give me his address.
00:44:09 867 North Maple.
00:44:11 Copy that.
00:44:13 Did you come up with an ending
00:44:16 Wolf, I'm working on it.
00:44:18 I'm headed across the lot to do some
00:44:23 Monty, I am writing and producing
00:44:26 I don't have time to work on
00:44:30 Now, stop wasting time
00:44:32 I'm 24 hours away from the most
00:44:35 Wolf out!
00:44:41 - Get glasses, Grandma!
00:45:07 - Yeah, I'm, uh--
00:45:30 Got the alarm codes?
00:45:38 Rough. Sister,
00:45:41 Duncan will be eating sugar cubes out of
00:45:47 Right.
00:45:53 What the--
00:45:55 It's the clown! Let's hurt him!
00:46:00 Excuse me--
00:46:04 I need backup!
00:46:06 Incoming!
00:46:11 I'm a very powerful
00:46:19 - What am I doing here?
00:46:23 - You kids are all gonna be
00:46:28 Get off of me!
00:46:33 You want a piece of me?
00:46:37 You're going down, clown!
00:46:40 Good, bring it! I'm Marty Wolf!
00:46:44 Come on, 4 eyes, huh?
00:46:50 Hey, head's up, clown!
00:47:01 You're not even funny, clown!
00:47:07 - Hello?
00:47:11 - Because it sure wasn't Duncan's house!
00:47:14 Don't speak, just listen. Whatever you do,
00:47:19 I'll just reschedule
00:47:21 Okay. That's all you had to say.
00:47:25 Adios, sugar puff!
00:47:33 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:47:36 What the--
00:47:51 Stop!
00:48:03 Hey, Marty, I like your new coloring.
00:48:08 - You did this?
00:48:10 And it can end anytime. All you have
00:48:14 Shouldn't be much of a problem since
00:48:21 Here's my dad's number.
00:48:26 Hi.
00:48:29 Call me.
00:48:33 Rotten kids!
00:48:45 Shepherd!
00:48:53 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:19 That's it!
00:49:23 Oh... my... God!
00:49:25 - I'm gonna kill you!
00:49:29 - The oldbag rear-ended me.
00:49:33 That's very nice. That's really charming
00:49:37 Have a nice day!
00:49:41 You're gonna pay for this!
00:49:43 All right, listen... "Masher" I'm sure we can
00:49:51 Yeah, that's what I thought,
00:50:02 Who's the tough guy now, pal?
00:50:07 Oh, no. Come on.
00:50:10 No, dude, no.
00:50:19 2 meetings in a row, Monty.
00:50:22 This is not the way to get on
00:50:26 I'm sorry, sir.
00:50:27 I'm sure there must be
00:50:34 They told me to pick up
00:50:38 They didn't say anything about
00:50:48 You got the Wolf.
00:50:49 Where are you?
00:50:53 I'm, uh--
00:50:56 You, uh, tell him it's
00:50:59 I am not gonna lie to the new
00:51:02 Don't get all high and mighty on me, Monty,
00:51:07 Tootsie Roll-- now,
00:51:09 And I'll smooth things over
00:51:12 - Fine.
00:51:16 Hi, everybody. I'm Pat O'Brien,
00:51:19 Well, here we are again, this time at the
00:51:24 action comedy, Whitaker and Fowl.
00:51:27 So this must be a very
00:51:29 Oh, yes! You know, it's just good
00:51:32 and finally be taken
00:51:35 Can I give a shout-out?
00:51:40 Whitaker, over here!
00:51:45 Well, it looks like all of Hollywood
00:51:48 But the question is,
00:51:56 - Oh!
00:51:58 - What is that?
00:52:04 - Hey there, Marty.
00:52:08 Ready to end this?
00:52:11 Oh, kid.
00:52:14 You have no idea
00:52:17 You think I care about
00:52:23 See you around, Shepherd.
00:52:36 Hello?
00:52:38 This is J-Dog calling K-Bird.
00:52:41 -Jas, is that you?
00:52:44 Wolf didn't throw in the towel.
00:52:47 - What's phase 3?
00:52:55 I didn't know what to expect, but all of
00:52:58 Can you say "boring"?
00:53:00 Like when you did Saved by
00:53:03 I mean, substance.
00:53:11 Whoa! There he is!
00:53:14 El Presidente.
00:53:17 Ah. And his wife,
00:53:22 It's Shandra.
00:53:24 Well? I mean, I think
00:53:26 I think that sad excuse for a movie
00:53:31 I'm pulling the plug
00:53:33 - What?
00:53:35 Look, just hear me out.
00:53:37 The truth is-- Would you
00:53:42 The truth is, I missed those
00:53:47 an incredible breakthrough on B.F.L.,
00:53:52 and I wanted to wait until we were
00:53:55 to make my presentation.
00:54:03 - One chance, Wolf, that's all I'm givin' you.
00:54:06 Strap on your seat belt,
00:54:08 because you are about to be blown away.
00:54:13 - Monty!
00:54:17 God! What's going on?
00:54:20 What is this big presentation
00:54:23 I have no idea! None!
00:54:28 None. It is--
00:54:30 I can help you.
00:54:33 Why do you keep
00:54:36 Sounds like you need to come up with
00:54:40 What?
00:54:42 Some 10-year-old kid is gonna
00:54:46 First of all, I'm 14.
00:54:50 You think I can't at least
00:54:53 - Uh-huh.
00:54:57 You mean that this kid
00:55:02 Uh-- No, he wrote
00:55:05 with the same title--
00:55:08 I-It's-- It--
00:55:11 He's--
00:55:14 - Don't do it, Jason.
00:55:17 I swear to you,
00:55:21 and I'll tell your dad
00:55:25 Erin Brockovich and
00:55:39 Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:41 Friends! Uh, if I can have your
00:55:46 You're all probably wondering
00:55:49 Just go with me for a second.
00:55:51 You see, uh, Big Fat Liar.
00:55:55 B.F.L. " Bfl "
00:55:58 is full of action, romance,
00:56:03 But what it lacks right now
00:56:07 Trooper's girlfriend makes this new potion
00:56:11 But instead, it causes him to change color.
00:56:13 - Why?
00:56:17 he can't even lie
00:56:18 You see, his girlfriend, Penny,
00:56:23 which, instead of curing him-- whoa--
00:56:27 When he's bummed out
00:56:30 - When depressed, he turns blue.
00:56:34 When he's angry, boom!
00:56:37 His curly locks turn the color
00:56:39 But when he discovers the ultimate
00:56:45 the softest shade of pink...
00:56:47 finds its way across his visage.
00:56:50 I didn't tell him to say that!
00:56:52 Wolf, what are you doing?
00:56:55 Just stick to the plan--
00:57:01 I'm sorry. The emotions
00:57:07 They are painful because--
00:57:09 'cause they hit home,
00:57:13 - Who among us hasn't told a little white lie?
00:57:17 - Anybody else? You?
00:57:20 You? It's all right, don't be ashamed, brother,
00:57:25 I am right there with you.
00:57:27 You're all right, man.
00:57:29 looks the audience right in the eye...
00:57:32 and says enough is enough!
00:57:35 Lying has gotta stop.
00:57:38 The truth and the truth alone
00:57:42 Friends, God bless all of you.
00:57:45 God bless America,
00:57:47 and God bless Big Fat Liar!
00:57:56 Very impressive, Marty.
00:57:58 - Now, does this mean that you
00:58:02 - That's great.
00:58:07 your movie, your deal at the studio
00:58:10 and your career will be over,
00:58:13 Okay.
00:58:16 Hey-o!
00:58:18 Shepherd, you are
00:58:23 You ready to make that call?
00:58:27 - Here's my dad's phone number.
00:58:36 Ah. Hello,
00:58:40 I am standing here in my kitchen
00:58:45 I'm lookin' at him as we speak.
00:58:49 And you better bring backup.
00:58:53 What are you doing? I thought
00:58:56 Oh, I was on the phone, all right,
00:58:59 You're a real piece of work, Shepherd.
00:59:02 Rocco Malone, head of security
00:59:05 Thanks for all your help,
00:59:07 Savin' my butt twice in one year.
00:59:11 Let's go, kid. Come on,
00:59:14 You can't do this.
00:59:16 Hey, first lesson in Hollywood,
00:59:22 What a day!
00:59:34 Here's the deal. The two of you
00:59:39 go back home, forget this
00:59:49 Good. Let's go get
00:59:53 I can't believe
00:59:56 You're Jason Shepherd.
01:00:01 Come on. You must have
01:00:08 Yeah. I guess I do.
01:00:24 - Hello?
01:00:27 - Hey.
01:00:31 I haven't been totally honest about what
01:00:34 And, uh, I think it's time
01:00:41 The truth?
01:00:47 Hey, Rocco. Hey.
01:00:52 Hey.
01:00:53 Why don't you head home?
01:00:56 - You sure?
01:00:59 rewriting Wolf's script anyway,
01:01:02 All right then. I'm gettin' too old
01:01:07 You take it easy.
01:01:09 Good night.
01:01:11 You know what the worst part
01:01:14 Wolf is just going to keep
01:01:17 He treats all these people like dirt,
01:01:20 - Forget it, Kaylee.
01:01:23 It just makes me sick that your parents are
01:01:26 What are we supposed to do? My parents
01:01:29 We tried everything. It would take
01:01:33 I think I know where
01:01:39 - What are you doing here?
01:01:45 Tomorrow his whole career
01:01:49 So you guys up
01:01:53 Jas?
01:01:57 It's payback time.
01:02:00 Mmm. You've got to look good
01:02:06 Do you copy that, Mr. Funny bones?
01:02:09 "That's a big 10-4, Marty!'
01:02:14 I brought you all here
01:02:17 "A" you're all the best
01:02:20 And "B" you all
01:02:25 Gang, let's roll up our sleeves
01:02:34 Let's begin.
01:02:36 Red team, you guys stall him
01:02:39 Oh! That's it. Oh!
01:02:43 Blue team, I need your help
01:02:46 Gold team, you guys are responsible
01:02:49 In order to get what we need,
01:02:52 complete physical and
01:02:55 - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:02:59 I'm talking broken like,
01:03:01 "Ooh, I just threw a baseball
01:03:03 Snap him like a twig.
01:03:08 I want you to turn him into mincemeat,
01:03:12 I want him to scream
01:03:16 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!'
01:03:18 Do you read me?
01:03:20 - I... think they read you.
01:03:25 Guys, I just got one thing to say.
01:03:31 It's show time.
01:03:38 - From the studio?
01:03:40 - Don't I know you?
01:03:44 I'm Frank Jackson. I was your driver
01:03:47 Fabulous! Oh!
01:03:49 Boy, the acting career
01:03:51 Bravo, Brando. Let's get movin'.
01:03:55 - Yeah.
01:03:57 Oh, hey, Marty. Did you get
01:04:01 Ah, are you kidding me? I spent half the night
01:04:06 But bye-bye, Little Boy Blue,
01:04:09 Hey, pedal to the metal,
01:04:13 Got a movie to shoot.
01:04:15 Uh, I'm sorry, sir. There seems to be
01:04:26 I'm gonna fix it.
01:04:31 Hot smoke.
01:04:37 What the hell is happening?
01:04:39 - What?
01:04:42 We have a situation.
01:04:45 is connected to the defibrillator,
01:04:48 And the point is, this thing could blow
01:04:52 Back up, back up.
01:04:55 The engine's fried.
01:04:57 Are you kidding me?
01:05:01 Mr. Wolf, please. I would very much
01:05:06 I wanna do right--
01:05:07 Don't! Don't touch, dude!
01:05:09 I just-- I--
01:05:15 Hey! Everything okay here?
01:05:18 Urkel. Jaleel.
01:05:20 Oh, my God, my man. This is incredible.
01:05:24 - Hop in.
01:05:27 - Mr. Wolf, please, no. Please, no.
01:05:29 My pincer--
01:05:32 No, Mr. Wolf! Please.
01:05:35 Sayonara, loser.
01:05:44 F-Man to J-Dog. F-Man to J-Dog.
01:05:48 Roger that, F-Man.
01:05:52 Who's the bad actor now,
01:05:56 K-Bird, the baton
01:06:00 Got it.
01:06:06 - Nice car!
01:06:09 Didn't wear those glasses and suspenders
01:06:12 That's a relief. Do you, uh--
01:06:16 Takin' a shortcut. Look, just throw
01:06:20 You're in Jaleel's hands now.
01:06:23 - Okay.
01:06:25 - You did a fishtail!
01:06:29 Oh, yeah!
01:06:37 Yeah, baby!
01:06:38 - Whoo! Yeah!
01:06:41 I told you. I know a shortcut.
01:06:44 Slow down, you maniac!
01:06:47 - It's your call, baby.
01:06:49 - Do what you gotta do.
01:06:51 Go!
01:06:57 Not bad.
01:07:02 - The condor has flown the coop.
01:07:07 Means I'm leavin' Wolf in the middle
01:07:51 Hello?
01:07:53 Ah, Monty, it's me.
01:07:56 Oh, hey, Marty.
01:07:58 No, no, no.
01:08:01 Except, uh, oh, yeah.
01:08:05 - Do you hear what I am saying to you?
01:08:09 The desert!
01:08:12 - How?
01:08:23 Ready to go Wolfhunting?
01:09:11 I borrowed the chopper
01:09:13 You're in good hands, Wolf.
01:09:17 All right. Save me
01:09:20 I already sat through Platoon.
01:09:22 Just get me to the set!
01:09:29 # Right here Right now#
01:09:31 # Right here Right now #
01:09:32 # Right here Right now #
01:09:35 This is Father Time.
01:09:39 Roger that, F.T.
01:09:41 - They're airborne.
01:09:46 Let's punch a hole in the sky,
01:09:52 Let's get a tail wind behind
01:10:01 Brando to base. Brando to base.
01:10:06 Yes!
01:10:20 Oh, boy.
01:10:22 What's that?
01:10:28 One of our blades is jammed.
01:10:31 What-- What are you
01:10:36 Come on, we gotta jump.
01:10:49 - Are you kidding me?
01:10:52 You're gonna have to hold on tight.
01:10:55 I hope it supports us both.
01:10:59 Wait! This is insanity!
01:11:03 Have you done this before?
01:11:05 Oh, don't worry, Wolf.
01:11:08 Granddad's been doin' this
01:11:11 Vince!
01:11:25 This is Chopper One to Control.
01:11:33 # Right here Right now##
01:11:37 Not like this!
01:11:54 Ah. Hello, sir.
01:11:56 - Where's Wolf?
01:12:01 Bad.
01:12:31 Hello?
01:12:32 I'm on the lot, Monty!
01:12:35 - Marty!
01:12:37 Just stall Duncan another
01:12:40 - Hey, Wolf.
01:13:08 Gimme back my monkey.
01:13:10 Come and get him.
01:13:26 You two! Good-bye!
01:13:28 I'm comin', Funny bones!
01:13:58 Look out!
01:14:03 Come on!
01:14:08 Right behind ya, Shepherd!
01:14:25 You can't out run the Wolf, kid!
01:14:28 Yeah, we'll see about that.
01:14:31 Hang on, Funny bones,
01:14:35 He's all yours, Lester.
01:14:37 Activate water.
01:14:52 Who's the geek boy now?
01:15:03 This is it, Monty. If he's not here
01:15:07 Right up there is where
01:15:12 This way.
01:15:28 "Help! Come and rescue me, Marty."
01:15:35 Feet, don't fail me now.
01:16:14 Let go of the monkey.
01:16:17 - Call my dad.
01:16:19 - Yes.
01:16:23 Ah! Gotcha, kid.
01:16:24 It's over. You lose, and I win.
01:16:28 I don't think so, Wolf.
01:16:31 Come on, Jason.
01:16:34 You write a story, I steal it,
01:16:38 the greatest movie of my career.
01:16:40 So you admit you stole my story?
01:16:42 We've been over this.
01:16:45 Yeah, I stole your story!
01:16:50 I stole Jason Shepherd's paper
01:16:56 You know who's listening, pal?
01:16:59 And they never will.
01:17:03 Because I will never, ever, ever--
01:17:08 ever, ever, ever-- infinity--
01:17:11 tell the truth.
01:17:14 Because the truth's overrated, right?
01:17:16 - That's right!
01:17:21 Huh?
01:17:39 I told you, Wolf. The only way to shoot
01:17:43 with birds flyin' around.
01:17:46 Oh, and, by the by,
01:17:49 Confucius say, "Kastang, you're busted."
01:17:56 Rock 'n' roll, baby.
01:18:09 It's just like you wanted, Wolf.
01:18:11 The press is all here.
01:18:41 You stole the idea for this
01:18:45 He's, um--
01:18:49 He's 14.
01:18:51 This is the end of the line, Wolf.
01:18:53 It's over.
01:19:06 Wolf, I wanna say thanks.
01:19:09 You taught me
01:19:12 The truth: It's not overrated.
01:19:23 I am gonna get you, Shepherd!
01:19:58 You did all this just
01:20:00 I wanted to earn
01:20:04 You've earned it, buddy.
01:20:15 Hey!
01:20:17 We got a movie to shoot. Huh?
01:20:20 Come on.
01:20:23 The human hit factory
01:20:28 Yeah, let's go home.
01:20:30 Hey, where do you think
01:20:33 You cannot turn your backs on me!
01:20:36 I'm Marty Wolf!
01:20:40 Fine! You're all fired!
01:20:43 You suck, Marty.
01:21:11 You, uh, certainly know
01:21:15 What can I say? I got big feet.
01:21:21 You were right, Penny.
01:21:53 Whoo!
01:22:00 Oh, oh!
01:22:03 Congratulations.
01:22:23 It's show time.
01:22:30 Hey, kids. I'm Wolfie the Clown.
01:22:33 Whoo! And, uh, "I'm Mr. Funny bones!
01:22:40 - Oh, my God!
01:22:43 Yo, Little Mash.
01:22:54 # Can you move it like this #
01:22:56 # I can shake it right back#
01:22:58 # Can you move it like this #
01:22:59 # I can shake it right back #
01:23:01 # Can you move it like this #
01:23:03 # I can shake it right back #
01:23:05 # Come on, ladies
01:23:08 # Shake your body, everybody #
01:23:09 # Come on, everybody #
01:23:12 # Let's move it all night #
01:23:15 # Uh, uh-huh #
01:23:16 # Gonna take you back
01:23:20 # Can you feel the vibe #
01:23:23 # Let's dance to the rhythm
01:23:26 # Why you waste time #
01:23:30 # Uh, uh-huh #
01:23:31 #Jump back and do the twist #
01:23:33 # And the electric start
01:23:38 # Can you move it like this #
01:23:40 # I can shake it right back #
01:23:42 # Can you move it like this #
01:23:44 # I can shake it right back #
01:23:46 # Can you move it like this #
01:23:48 # I can shake it right back #
01:23:50 # Come on, fellows
01:23:52 # Shake your body, everybody #
01:23:54 # Let's get funky
01:23:57 # Sing, 'cause we gonna get
01:24:04 # Can anyone do
01:24:07 # Like back in the days #
01:24:10 # Uh, uh-huh #
01:24:12 # We thought
01:24:14 # For hummin'
01:24:18 # Uh, uh-huh #
01:24:19 # Well, I can see everybody
01:24:21 # Doin' the runnin'man #
01:24:25 # Uh, uh-huh #
01:24:27 # Do the mashed potato #
01:24:29 # Or walk the Philly dog if you can #
01:24:31 # Hey #
01:24:34 # Can you move it like this #
01:24:35 # I can shake it right back #
01:24:37 # Can you move it like this #
01:24:39 # I can shake it right back #
01:24:41 # Can you move it like this #
01:24:43 # I can shake it right back #
01:24:45 # Come on, y'all
01:24:47 # Shake your body, everybody #
01:24:49 # Remember back in the days when we
01:24:53 # Everybody gets to rock
01:24:55 # Sonny Joe, pickin ' up dough #
01:24:56 # And everybody runs
01:24:59 # When he plays smooth music #
01:25:01 # Let's dip it, tip it
01:25:04 # Come on, baby
01:25:07 # We gonna get up on the dance floor
01:25:11 # So shake it up
01:25:15 # And do the robot #
01:25:17 # And baby, do the rocket
01:25:22 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:23 # L.A., Atlanta #
01:25:25 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:27 # New York, what's up #
01:25:29 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:31 # Seattle, Dallas and Houston #
01:25:33 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:35 # Baltimore and D. C. now #
01:25:36 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:38 # Tampa, do the dip now #
01:25:40 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:42 # Memphis, I know you do
01:25:45 # Can you move it like this #
01:25:47 # You know, you know, you know #
01:25:50 # Shake your body, everybody #
01:25:52 #Japan
01:25:57 # France
01:26:02 # London #
01:26:04 # I know you're doin'
01:26:06 # Can you move it like this #
01:26:08 # I can shake it right back #
01:26:09 # Can you move it like this #
01:26:11 # I can shake it right back #
01:26:13 # Can you move it like this ##
01:26:16 # Canada, Australia ##