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00:00:25 Out west there was this fella,
00:00:29 fella I want to tell you about,
00:00:31 fella by the name
00:00:34 at least that's the handle
00:00:37 But he never had
00:00:41 This Lebowski,
00:00:45 Now, Dude, that's a name
00:00:49 where I come from.
00:00:51 There was a lot about the Dude
00:00:56 and a lot about
00:01:00 But then again,
00:01:02 maybe that's why I found
00:01:09 They call Los Angeles
00:01:14 I didn't find it
00:01:17 But there are
00:01:20 'Course I can't
00:01:23 and I never been to France,
00:01:26 and I ain't never seen
00:01:30 But I'll tell you what,
00:01:33 after seeing Los Angeles
00:01:35 and this story
00:01:38 well, I guess I seen somethin'
00:01:42 as you'd see
00:01:45 and in English, too.
00:01:47 So I can die
00:01:50 without feeling like
00:01:53 Now, this story
00:01:55 took place
00:01:58 about the time of our conflict
00:02:02 I only mention it 'cause
00:02:06 I won't say a hero,
00:02:10 But sometimes there's a man -
00:02:13 and I'm talking
00:02:16 sometimes there's a man...
00:02:18 Well, he's the man
00:02:23 He fits right in there,
00:02:25 and that's the Dude,
00:02:28 in Los Angeles.
00:02:30 And even if he's a lazy man,
00:02:32 and the Dude was
00:02:35 quite possibly the laziest
00:02:39 which would place him high
00:02:41 in the running
00:02:44 But sometimes there's a man,
00:02:46 sometimes...
00:02:48 there's a man...
00:02:50 Wow, lost my train
00:02:54 But... ah, hell.
00:02:57 I done introduced him enough.
00:02:59 'This will not stand.
00:03:02 'This will not stand,
00:03:35 Where's the money, Lebowski?
00:03:38 I want that money, Lebowski.
00:03:42 Where's the money, Lebowski?
00:03:44 Where's the money, Lebowski?
00:03:47 Where's the fucking
00:03:50 It's down there somewhere.
00:03:54 Don't fuck with us!
00:03:58 Your wife owes money
00:04:01 That means you owe
00:04:04 Ever thus
00:04:07 Don't do that...
00:04:11 - Not on the rug, man.
00:04:13 See what happens, Lebowski?
00:04:16 Nobody calls me Lebowski.
00:04:19 I'm the Dude, man.
00:04:21 Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski.
00:04:26 My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?
00:04:28 Do you see a wedding ring?
00:04:30 Does this place
00:04:33 The toilet seat's up, man.
00:04:42 What the fuck is this?
00:04:44 Obviously, you're not a golfer.
00:04:49 - Woo?
00:04:51 Isn't this guy supposed
00:04:55 Fuck!
00:04:57 - Yeah, what do you think?
00:05:01 Hey, at least I'm housebroken.
00:05:04 Fucking time wasted.
00:07:12 I'm throwing rocks tonight.
00:07:15 This was a valued rug.
00:07:19 It really
00:07:22 So this was a valued...
00:07:24 - What tied the room together?
00:07:25 - Were you listening, Donny?
00:07:27 Were you listening
00:07:30 I was bowling.
00:07:31 You have no frame of reference,
00:07:35 Walter, what's the point?
00:07:37 There's no reason -
00:07:39 - there's no reason...
00:07:41 - Huh?
00:07:44 We know who is at fault here.
00:07:46 What the fuck
00:07:48 No, what the fuck are you...
00:07:51 We're talking about
00:07:54 - What is he talking about?
00:07:56 Forget it,
00:07:58 The Chinaman who peed on my rug,
00:08:02 So what the fuck
00:08:04 The Chinaman
00:08:07 I'm talking about
00:08:10 Across this line, you do not...
00:08:12 Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not
00:08:15 "Asian-American," please.
00:08:17 This isn't a guy who built
00:08:21 - What the fuck...
00:08:23 - He peed on the Dude's rug.
00:08:27 Dude, the Chinaman
00:08:30 - So, who... who...
00:08:32 The other Jeffrey Lebowski,
00:08:36 That's fucking interesting, man.
00:08:39 Plus, he has the wealth
00:08:42 so there's no reason,
00:08:44 why his wife
00:08:47 and then they pee
00:08:49 - Am I wrong?
00:08:51 - Am I wrong?
00:08:53 OK, then.
00:08:55 That rug really tied
00:08:58 - Fuckin' A!
00:09:01 Donny, please.
00:09:02 I could find this
00:09:05 His name is Lebowski?
00:09:08 He should compensate me
00:09:12 His wife owes money,
00:09:15 - They pee on your fucking rug.
00:09:19 That's right, Dude.
00:09:21 They peed on your fucking rug.
00:09:25 This is the study.
00:09:28 Jeffrey Lebowski.
00:09:31 - Honorary degrees, etcetera.
00:09:34 Oh, please feel free
00:09:36 - Oh, I'm not really that...
00:09:40 That is the key
00:09:42 which Mr Lebowski received in
00:09:46 Oh, that's the Los Angeles
00:09:48 Chamber of Commerce
00:09:51 which is... not
00:09:53 Hey, is this, uh,
00:09:57 Yes, indeed, that is Mr Lebowski
00:10:01 That's Lebowski
00:10:03 Of course.
00:10:06 He's a cripple... you know,
00:10:09 Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes.
00:10:12 when Mrs Reagan was
00:10:15 - Yes, yes. Not of California.
00:10:18 He met privately
00:10:21 but there was no time
00:10:23 - Nancy's pretty good.
00:10:26 These are...
00:10:27 Those are Mr Lebowski's
00:10:31 Different mothers?
00:10:34 They're not literally
00:10:37 They're the Little
00:10:39 inner-city children of promise
00:10:42 but without the means
00:10:44 Mr Lebowski is committed
00:10:47 Excuse me. Thank you, thank you.
00:10:50 Far out. Think he's
00:10:53 One, uh... Oh!
00:10:56 You never went to college.
00:10:59 Yeah, I did, but I spent
00:11:02 occupying various
00:11:05 smoking a lot of Thai stick,
00:11:07 breaking into the R.O.T.C.
00:11:10 To tell you the truth,
00:11:18 OK, sir, you're a Lebowski,
00:11:21 that's terrific.
00:11:23 But I'm very busy,
00:11:26 What can I do for you, sir?
00:11:28 Well, sir, it's this rug I have,
00:11:32 it really tied
00:11:34 You told Brandt, he told me.
00:11:38 Well, they were
00:11:41 I'll say it again.
00:11:43 You told Brandt
00:11:47 I know what happened. Yes?
00:11:48 So you know that they were
00:11:52 Did I urinate on your rug?
00:11:54 Did you personally
00:11:57 Hello! Do you speak English?
00:12:00 I'll ask you again.
00:12:03 No, like I said,
00:12:06 I want to understand this, sir.
00:12:08 Every time a rug is
00:12:12 I have to compensate...
00:12:13 Come on, man, I'm not
00:12:17 I... I was just...
00:12:19 You're just looking for
00:12:22 Are you employed, Mr Lebowski?
00:12:25 Wait, let me
00:12:29 I am not Mr Lebowski.
00:12:32 I'm the Dude.
00:12:35 you know, uh, that
00:12:38 or Duder, or, you
00:12:41 if you're not into
00:12:44 - Are you employed, sir?
00:12:49 You don't look for a job
00:12:53 Is this a... What day is this?
00:12:56 Well, I do work, sir.
00:13:00 No, I do mind. The Dude minds.
00:13:02 This will not stand, you know.
00:13:04 This aggression
00:13:07 - I mean, your wife owes...
00:13:11 I hope that my wife will learn
00:13:15 If not, that's
00:13:18 just as the rug is your problem,
00:13:20 just as every bum's lot in life
00:13:24 regardless of who
00:13:27 I didn't blame anyone
00:13:30 Some Chinaman
00:13:33 But I went out
00:13:36 I cannot solve your problems,
00:13:41 - Oh, fuck it.
00:13:44 Yes, that's your answer
00:13:46 Tattoo it on your forehead.
00:13:48 Your revolution
00:13:51 Condolences! The bums lost!
00:13:54 My advice to you
00:13:57 Get a job, sir!
00:13:59 The bums will always lose!
00:14:03 The bums...
00:14:06 How was your meeting,
00:14:09 OK. The old man told me
00:14:13 Well, enjoy, and perhaps
00:14:17 Sure, if I'm in
00:14:21 and, um...
00:14:23 I need to use the john.
00:14:35 Blow on them.
00:14:38 Go ahead, blow.
00:14:40 You want me to blow
00:14:45 Uh-huh. I can't blow that far.
00:14:54 Are you sure he won't mind?
00:14:56 He doesn't care about anything.
00:15:00 Oh, that must be exhausting.
00:15:02 You're not blowing.
00:15:04 He has to be getting along,
00:15:07 Oh, you're Bunny.
00:15:11 I'll suck your cock for $1,000.
00:15:17 Wonderful woman.
00:15:19 We're very fond of her.
00:15:21 Brandt can't watch,
00:15:25 That's marvellous.
00:15:28 I'm just gonna
00:15:35 Whoo! Slamming them tonight!
00:15:38 You guys are dead in the water.
00:15:40 All right! Way to go, Donny!
00:15:43 If you will it, it is no dream.
00:15:47 You're 20 minutes late, man.
00:15:50 Theodore Herzel.
00:15:52 The state of Israel. If you
00:15:56 The carrier. What's
00:15:59 Oh, Cynthia's dog.
00:16:03 I can't leave him,
00:16:05 I'm watching it
00:16:08 - You brought it bowling?
00:16:11 I didn't rent it shoes,
00:16:14 he's not taking your turn, Dude.
00:16:16 If my ex-wife asked me
00:16:19 while she and her boyfriend
00:16:22 I'd tell her to fuck herself.
00:16:24 Dude, you don't have an ex,
00:16:26 and this is a fucking show dog
00:16:29 You can't board it. It gets
00:16:33 Over the line!
00:16:35 Sorry, you were over the line.
00:16:39 Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
00:16:41 Excuse me, mark it zero.
00:16:44 Bullshit, Walter.
00:16:46 This is not 'Nam, this
00:16:49 Hey, Walter, come on,
00:16:51 His toe slipped over.
00:16:55 It determines who enters
00:16:58 - Yeah, but...
00:17:00 Yeah, but I wasn't over.
00:17:02 Give me the marker, Dude.
00:17:05 Smokey, my friend,
00:17:08 - Walter...
00:17:11 you're entering a world of pain.
00:17:13 - I'm not...
00:17:16 Look, Dude,
00:17:19 Has the world gone crazy?
00:17:20 Am I the only one
00:17:23 Mark it zero!
00:17:25 - They're calling the cops.
00:17:28 - Put the piece away.
00:17:30 You think I'm fucking around?
00:17:40 All right, it's fucking zero.
00:17:42 You happy, you crazy fuck?
00:17:46 It's a league game, Smoke.
00:17:51 You can't do that, man.
00:17:53 These guys are like me.
00:17:55 Smokey was
00:17:57 I myself dabbled in pacifism,
00:18:00 not in 'Nam, of course.
00:18:02 You know he's got
00:18:04 You mean, beyond pacifism?
00:18:07 He's fragile, very fragile.
00:18:10 I did not know that.
00:18:14 Well, it's all
00:18:17 and we do enter
00:18:19 - Am I wrong?
00:18:22 - Am I wrong?
00:18:25 OK. We play Quintana
00:18:29 They should be pushovers.
00:18:31 Man, will you just...
00:18:34 Just take it easy, man.
00:18:36 That's your answer
00:18:38 Look at our current situation
00:18:43 Pacifism is not
00:18:46 Just take it easy, man.
00:18:48 I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
00:18:50 - Waving the fucking gun around?
00:18:53 Just take it easy!
00:18:56 Calmer than you are.
00:19:02 'Dude, this is Smokey.
00:19:04 'I don't want to
00:19:06 'I know it wasn't your fault,
00:19:08 'but Gilbert and I
00:19:11 'and ask them
00:19:14 'maybe forfeit it to us.
00:19:16 'So, like I say,
00:19:19 'Tell Walter. I'm sorry.'
00:19:23 'Mr Lebowski,
00:19:26 'well, at Mr Lebowski's office.
00:19:29 'Please, call us
00:19:33 'This is Bill Selliger of
00:19:37 'I just got an informal report
00:19:39 'that a member of your team,
00:19:42 'drew a firearm during play.
00:19:45 'This contravenes a number
00:19:50 - Dude.
00:19:52 Dude, I... I finally got...
00:19:57 I'm performing my dance quintet,
00:20:00 at Crane Jackson's Fountain
00:20:03 And, well, I'd love it
00:20:07 I'll be there, man.
00:20:13 Tomorrow's already the 10th.
00:20:15 Far out.
00:20:20 Oh. Oh, all right, OK.
00:20:22 Just slip the rent
00:20:27 '... serious infraction
00:20:29 'and examine your standing.
00:20:33 'Mr Lebowski, Brandt again.
00:20:36 'Please, call when you get in,
00:20:39 'I hope you're not avoiding
00:20:43 'which, I assure you,
00:20:46 'We need your help, and, uh...
00:20:48 'well, we'd like to see you.
00:20:50 'Thank you. It's Brandt.'
00:20:53 We've had terrible news.
00:21:01 Mr Lebowski.
00:21:08 Funny...
00:21:11 I can look back
00:21:15 challenges met,
00:21:17 competitors bested,
00:21:19 obstacles overcome.
00:21:22 I've accomplished more
00:21:26 and without the use of my legs.
00:21:30 What...
00:21:31 What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?
00:21:36 Dude.
00:21:40 I... I don't know, sir.
00:21:42 Is it being prepared
00:21:47 Whatever the cost?
00:21:49 Isn't that what makes a man?
00:21:52 Sure, that
00:21:56 You're joking. But...
00:21:59 Perhaps you're right.
00:22:01 You mind if I do a "J"?
00:22:05 Bunny...
00:22:08 Excuse me?
00:22:10 Bunny Lebowski,
00:22:12 she is the light of my life.
00:22:15 Are you surprised
00:22:20 Fuckin' A.
00:22:22 Strong men also cry.
00:22:25 Strong men also cry.
00:22:31 I received this fax
00:22:37 As you can see,
00:22:39 it is a ransom note.
00:22:41 "We have Bunnie."
00:22:44 Sent by men who can't achieve
00:22:48 "Gather one million dollars
00:22:51 in unmarked,
00:22:54 - Weaklings!
00:22:57 - Bums!
00:22:59 - Bummer.
00:23:02 This is a bummer, man.
00:23:04 That's, uh, that's a bummer.
00:23:06 Brandt will
00:23:23 Mr Lebowski will make you
00:23:26 to act as courier once we get
00:23:30 Why me, man?
00:23:32 He believes the culprits
00:23:35 who, uh... soiled your rug,
00:23:37 and you're in a unique position
00:23:42 He thinks
00:23:44 Well, Dude, we just don't know.
00:25:19 Fucking Quintana.
00:25:21 That creep can roll, man.
00:25:23 Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
00:25:25 Yeah.
00:25:27 No. He's a sex offender
00:25:30 He did six months for exposing
00:25:34 When he moved to Hollywood,
00:25:37 to tell everyone
00:25:38 What's a pederast, Walter?
00:25:41 Shut the fuck up, Donny.
00:25:45 - So... How much they give you?
00:25:49 - And I get to keep the rug.
00:25:52 Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
00:25:55 - So whenever they call...
00:25:58 - If it's during league play...
00:26:02 Life doesn't stop and start
00:26:05 - you piece of shit.
00:26:08 I figure it's easy money.
00:26:11 - She probably did it herself.
00:26:14 Rug pee-ers didn't do this.
00:26:17 A young trophy wife
00:26:21 She figures
00:26:23 You know, she owes money.
00:26:25 - That fuckin'... bitch.
00:26:29 It's like Lenin said.
00:26:31 You look for the person
00:26:34 - and, uh, you know...
00:26:37 You know, you'll, uh...
00:26:40 - You know what I'm saying.
00:26:42 That fuckin' bitch!
00:26:44 - I am the walrus.
00:26:47 V.I. Lenin.
00:26:49 What the fuck
00:26:52 Fucking exactly what happened.
00:26:55 - What do you care, Walter?
00:26:57 This whole fuckin' thing.
00:26:59 I didn't watch my buddies die
00:27:02 so that this fucking strumpet,
00:27:05 I don't see
00:27:08 No literal connection.
00:27:09 Face it, there's no
00:27:12 - But my point is...
00:27:15 Are you ready to be fucked?
00:27:18 I see you roll your way
00:27:21 Dios mio, man.
00:27:24 Liam and me,
00:27:27 Yeah? Well... you know,
00:27:31 your opinion, man.
00:27:34 Let me tell you
00:27:37 you pull any crazy shit with us,
00:27:40 you flash a piece out
00:27:42 I'll take it
00:27:45 and pull the fuckin' trigger
00:27:49 - Jesus.
00:27:53 Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
00:28:00 8-year-olds, Dude.
00:29:49 Ohh, man.
00:30:01 They called 80 minutes ago.
00:30:03 Take the money,
00:30:06 They will call you with
00:30:09 One person only. They were clear
00:30:13 - What happened to your jaw?
00:30:17 Here's the money. And the phone.
00:30:21 Please, Dude,
00:30:23 All right.
00:30:25 - Her life is in your hands.
00:30:28 Mr Lebowski asked me
00:30:30 - Her life is in your hands.
00:30:33 Her life is in your hands, Dude.
00:30:35 Report back to us
00:30:46 Where the fuck are you goin'?
00:30:48 Take the ringer. I'll drive.
00:30:50 - What? The what?
00:30:52 The ringer, Dude.
00:31:01 - What the...
00:31:04 - What the hell is this?
00:31:07 Laundry. The whites.
00:31:09 I'm sure there's a reason
00:31:13 The weight.
00:31:15 What the fuck are you thinking?
00:31:17 You're right, Dude.
00:31:19 why should we settle for
00:31:22 We? You said
00:31:25 Why should we settle
00:31:27 when we can keep
00:31:30 Yes, you're wrong.
00:31:33 It is a game.
00:31:35 - She kidnapped herself.
00:31:43 - Dude here.
00:31:46 Dude the bagman.
00:31:50 - 'Us? '
00:31:55 Yeah, you know,
00:31:58 I'm not handling the money,
00:32:01 - 'Shut the fuck up! '
00:32:04 Who is that?
00:32:06 That is the driver.
00:32:11 - Shit!
00:32:13 - Walter!
00:32:15 He hung up! You fucked it up!
00:32:18 - Her life was in our hands.
00:32:21 We're screwed now.
00:32:24 They're gonna kill her.
00:32:27 Nothing is fucked, Dude.
00:32:30 They'll call back.
00:32:34 You see?
00:32:37 They're a bunch
00:32:39 Hey, will you shut the fuck up?
00:32:42 Don't say peep
00:32:45 OK, Dude, have it your way.
00:32:48 - But they're amateurs.
00:32:52 - Dude.
00:32:54 'but only if there's
00:32:56 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:58 'So no funny stuff, OK? '
00:33:00 Just tell me
00:33:06 That was the sign, man.
00:33:08 So all we gotta do
00:33:12 No one can complain,
00:33:15 Terrific, Walter,
00:33:16 but how are we
00:33:19 That's the simple part, Dude.
00:33:21 We make the hand-off,
00:33:25 - Huh?
00:33:28 That's fucking ingenious,
00:33:31 It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
00:33:33 Yeah, the beauty
00:33:36 If it gets complex,
00:33:39 If I learned one thing
00:33:44 - Dude.
00:33:47 'When you cross the bridge,
00:33:49 'you throw the bag from the left
00:33:53 Fuck!
00:33:55 What'd he say?
00:33:57 There isn't one, we throw
00:34:00 We throw the money
00:34:04 We can't do that.
00:34:07 Call 'em and explain it to them.
00:34:09 You're plan is so simple
00:34:13 I'm throwin' the money, Walter.
00:34:17 Bridge is comin' up.
00:34:19 Fuck that. I love ya,
00:34:23 - you're a goddamn moron.
00:34:25 - Hey, man.
00:34:27 Hey, Walter! Hey! Walter!
00:34:29 There goes the ringer!
00:34:32 - What the fuck?
00:34:34 At 15 mph, I roll out,
00:34:38 - The Uzi.
00:34:40 - I'm not rolling out naked.
00:34:42 15, Dude. This is it.
00:35:06 We have it! We have it!
00:35:10 We have it!
00:35:13 We... have it!
00:35:28 Aw, fuck it, Dude.
00:35:30 Let's go bowling.
00:36:09 Etz chaim he, Dude,
00:36:12 What the fuck does that mean?
00:36:14 What the fuck
00:36:16 Huh? Oh, him. Uh...
00:36:20 Well, what exactly
00:36:23 The problem is...
00:36:25 What do you mean, what's the...
00:36:27 There was no...
00:36:29 We... we didn't, uh...
00:36:32 They're gonna kill
00:36:35 The poor woman...
00:36:37 That poor slut kidnapped
00:36:40 I said I thought
00:36:43 - You're the one who's certain.
00:36:46 - They posted the next round.
00:36:49 - When do we play?
00:36:51 Saturday?
00:36:53 What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
00:36:55 I told that fuck
00:36:58 - Who's in charge of scheduling?
00:37:00 I told that kraut
00:37:03 - He already posted it.
00:37:06 Who gives a shit?
00:37:09 What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
00:37:11 She'll get tired
00:37:14 - Why not on Saturday?
00:37:17 What's that?
00:37:18 What do I tell Lebowski?
00:37:20 Saturday is Shabbos,
00:37:23 I don't work,
00:37:26 I don't handle money,
00:37:28 and I sure as shit
00:37:31 Sheesh.
00:37:32 Shomer Shabbos!
00:37:36 - Walter, how am I gonna...
00:37:39 - That's it! I'm outta here.
00:37:44 Dude! Dude!
00:37:46 Look, you just tell him...
00:37:48 Tell him we made the drop
00:37:51 - How'd it go?
00:37:54 Walter, we didn't make
00:37:57 They didn't get the fuckin'
00:38:00 They're gonna kill
00:38:04 If you can't go by car, how
00:38:07 Really, Dude, you surprise me.
00:38:09 They're not gonna do shit.
00:38:12 They're amateurs, and meanwhile,
00:38:14 who's sittin' on a million
00:38:18 Who's got a million
00:38:22 Our car, Walter?
00:38:23 What do they got? My dirty
00:38:31 Say, Dude...
00:38:33 where is your car?
00:38:36 Who's got your undies?
00:38:38 - Where's your car, Dude?
00:38:41 It was parked in a handicap
00:38:46 You fuckin' know
00:38:49 Well, certainly,
00:38:53 Oh, fuck it.
00:38:56 - Where you goin', Dude?
00:39:00 - Phone's ringing, Dude.
00:39:16 Uh... yeah...
00:39:20 Green... uh, some brown or...
00:39:24 rust colouration.
00:39:26 Was there anything
00:39:29 Oh. Uh, yeah...
00:39:32 a tape deck,
00:39:35 and there was a... uh...
00:39:39 My briefcase.
00:39:42 In the briefcase?
00:39:46 Uh, papers.
00:39:48 You know, just papers.
00:39:50 You know, my papers.
00:39:55 And what do you do, sir?
00:39:57 I'm unemployed.
00:40:02 My rug was also stolen.
00:40:05 Your rug was in the car?
00:40:07 No, here.
00:40:09 Separate incidents?
00:40:12 'The Dude is not in... '
00:40:15 Do you find them much,
00:40:18 Sometimes.
00:40:21 - No hope for the tape deck.
00:40:25 Well, what about, uh...
00:40:28 The briefcase?
00:40:30 'Mr Lebowski,
00:40:32 'My name is Maude Lebowski.
00:40:37 Guess we can close
00:41:26 Elfranco, ayúdame abajo.
00:41:28 I'll be with you
00:41:49 Does the female form make you
00:41:53 Is that what
00:41:55 In a sense, yes.
00:41:57 My art is strongly vaginal,
00:42:00 The word itself makes some
00:42:05 Oh, yeah?
00:42:06 They find it difficult to say,
00:42:09 a man will refer to his dick
00:42:14 - Johnson?
00:42:17 Let's get down to cases.
00:42:19 My father agreed
00:42:21 but it was a gift from me
00:42:24 and not his to give. Now...
00:42:26 Your face.
00:42:28 As for this kidnapping...
00:42:30 I know all about it,
00:42:34 Let me tell you something.
00:42:38 Right, but let me explain
00:42:41 - Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski?
00:42:45 Sex. The physical act of love.
00:42:47 Coitus. Do you like it?
00:42:49 I was talking about my rug.
00:42:51 - You're not interested in sex?
00:42:54 I like it. It's a myth about
00:42:58 It can be a natural, zesty
00:43:02 satyriasis in men,
00:43:05 engage in it compulsively
00:43:07 - Oh, no.
00:43:11 They cannot love
00:43:14 Our mutual acquaintance,
00:43:18 Listen, Maude,
00:43:20 um, I'm sorry if your
00:43:24 but what has that
00:43:26 - Do you have any Kahlua?
00:43:33 Oh, I know that guy.
00:43:36 He's a nihilist.
00:43:39 Karl Hungus...
00:43:54 - 'Hi.
00:43:56 'there's something
00:43:59 'Come in. I'm not sure
00:44:02 'Zat's why they sent me.
00:44:05 - 'The TV's in here.'
00:44:12 'That's my friend. She came
00:44:15 The story is ludicrous.
00:44:18 'Meine name is Karl.
00:44:21 'You're here to fix the cable.'
00:44:22 You can imagine
00:44:26 - He fixes the cable?
00:44:29 Little matter that she pursues
00:44:33 nor that she's been
00:44:35 to use the parlance
00:44:37 But I am one of the two trustees
00:44:41 the other being my father.
00:44:43 The Foundation
00:44:45 Shit, yeah, the achievers.
00:44:47 Little Lebowski
00:44:49 I asked my father about
00:44:53 and he told me
00:44:55 It is preposterous.
00:44:58 is taking my father
00:45:00 - But my...
00:45:03 My father and I don't get along.
00:45:05 We don't approve
00:45:08 But I hardly wish to make his
00:45:12 I propose that you try
00:45:16 Well, I could do that.
00:45:19 If you do so,
00:45:22 to the tune of 10%
00:45:25 A hundred...
00:45:27 ...thousand, yes, bones or clams
00:45:31 Yeah, but...
00:45:35 Your rug. With that money
00:45:38 that doesn't have
00:45:41 I am sorry about
00:45:43 Oh, that's fine.
00:45:45 Here's the number of a doctor
00:45:48 You'll receive no bill.
00:45:51 - That's thoughtful, but...
00:45:54 He's a good man.
00:45:57 Oh, well... all right.
00:46:01 He says, "My wife's a pain.
00:46:03 "She's always bustin'
00:46:05 "My daughter's married
00:46:08 "and I got a rash
00:46:10 "I can't sit down. But you
00:46:14 Fuckin' A, man.
00:46:17 Fuckin' A.
00:46:19 I gotta tell you, man,
00:46:21 earlier in the day,
00:46:25 Down in the dumps.
00:46:26 Lost a little money...
00:46:28 Hey, you know what?
00:46:32 I can't be worried about
00:46:35 Home, sweet home, Mr L.
00:46:41 Look. Who's your friend
00:46:46 Yeah, he followed us here.
00:46:49 When did he start foll...
00:46:52 In the limo, you son of a bitch.
00:46:55 Careful, man.
00:46:58 Start talking and talk fast,
00:47:01 We've been trying
00:47:04 Where's my goddamn money,
00:47:06 W-well, we...
00:47:08 I don't...
00:47:10 They did not receive
00:47:13 - Her life was in your hands!
00:47:17 No, man, nothing is fucked here.
00:47:19 - Nothing is fucked?
00:47:21 The goddamn plane
00:47:25 Come on, who are you gonna
00:47:28 We dropped off the damn money.
00:47:30 We?
00:47:32 I.
00:47:34 The royal we.
00:47:38 I dropped off the money
00:47:41 I've got certain
00:47:43 Certain things
00:47:46 Has it ever occurred to you
00:47:48 that instead of,
00:47:52 blaming me, given the nature
00:47:56 this could be a lot more...
00:48:00 Complex?
00:48:02 I mean, it might not be
00:48:06 What in God's name
00:48:09 I'll tell you
00:48:13 I've got information.
00:48:16 And, shit, man...
00:48:19 She kidnapped herself.
00:48:24 Well, sure, man.
00:48:26 Look at it.
00:48:29 in the parlance of our times.
00:48:31 She owes money all over town,
00:48:34 including to
00:48:38 And that's cool. That's cool.
00:48:41 I'm saying she needs money, man.
00:48:44 And... and, you know,
00:48:46 of course they're gonna say
00:48:49 because she wants more, man.
00:48:52 She's gotta feed the monkey.
00:48:57 Hasn't that ever
00:49:03 No, Mr Lebowski,
00:49:06 That had not occurred
00:49:10 You guys aren't privy
00:49:13 you know. But...
00:49:15 Hey, that's what you pay me for.
00:49:20 Speaking of which,
00:49:23 give me my 20,000 in cash?
00:49:25 My concern is... and I gotta
00:49:29 but this might bump me
00:49:31 Brandt... Give him the envelope.
00:49:34 Oh, if you've already got the
00:49:38 We received this this morning.
00:49:41 Since you have
00:49:45 even in the modest task
00:49:48 since you have stolen my money,
00:49:52 since you have unrepentantly
00:49:55 I have no choice
00:49:57 but to tell these bums
00:50:02 to recover their money
00:50:07 With Brandt as my witness,
00:50:10 Any further harm
00:50:14 will be visited tenfold
00:50:20 By God, sir, I will not
00:50:30 That wasn't her toe, Dude.
00:50:33 - Whose toe was it, Walter?
00:50:37 Nothing about it indicates...
00:50:39 - The nail polish, Walter.
00:50:42 You can get nail polish and
00:50:46 Where the fuck
00:50:48 You want a toe?
00:50:51 Believe me,
00:50:53 You don't wanna know about it.
00:50:55 I can get you a toe
00:50:59 These fuckin' amateurs.
00:51:02 we're supposed to shit ourselves
00:51:05 They're gonna kill her
00:51:08 Dude... that's...
00:51:12 That's just
00:51:15 We have what appears to me
00:51:17 to be a series
00:51:19 - What about the toe?
00:51:24 Could you keep your voices down?
00:51:27 Dear, for your information,
00:51:29 the Supreme Court
00:51:32 This is not
00:51:34 If you don't calm down,
00:51:37 Lady, my buddies died
00:51:41 so we could enjoy
00:51:44 - I'm outta here.
00:51:46 This affects all of us.
00:51:48 There are basic freedoms!
00:51:54 I'm stayin'.
00:51:58 I'm finishing my coffee.
00:52:05 Enjoying my coffee.
00:52:22 'The Dude is not in.
00:52:25 'Leave a message after the beep.
00:52:29 'Mr Lebowski, this is duty
00:52:32 'We've recovered
00:52:35 'It can be claimed at... '
00:52:37 Far out, man. Far fucking out!
00:52:49 Hey! This is
00:53:00 Ah, nice marmot.
00:53:11 Vere is the money, Lebowski.
00:53:21 You zink ve are kidding
00:53:25 Things you haven't
00:53:28 Ve believes in nossing,
00:53:31 Ve come back
00:53:33 Excuse me?
00:53:35 I said we'll
00:53:38 Just think about that, Lebowski.
00:53:40 Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski.
00:53:42 Maybe we stomp on it
00:53:53 It was discovered last night
00:53:55 - lodged against an abutment.
00:53:58 You're lucky she didn't
00:54:02 A joyride situation.
00:54:03 They abandon the vehicle
00:54:06 My fucking briefcase!
00:54:10 I saw the report. Sorry.
00:54:11 You gotta get in
00:54:14 The side-view was found
00:54:18 You're lucky they left the
00:54:22 Aw, Jesus!
00:54:26 Probably a vagrant
00:54:28 or just used it as a toilet.
00:54:30 Hey, man...
00:54:33 Are you gonna find
00:54:36 I mean, you got any
00:54:39 Leads? Yeah, sure.
00:54:42 I'll just check with the boys
00:54:46 They got four more detectives
00:54:49 They got us working in shifts.
00:54:56 Leads?
00:54:58 I hope the big Lebowski kills me
00:55:00 before the Germans
00:55:04 That is just ridiculous, Dude.
00:55:07 - Thank you.
00:55:10 - That makes me feel secure.
00:55:13 - It makes me feel warm inside.
00:55:16 This whole fuckin' thing.
00:55:18 I could be sitting here
00:55:22 - But, no, man, I gotta...
00:55:25 Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
00:55:28 They were Nazis, Dude?
00:55:30 Come on, Donny, they
00:55:33 - Are we gonna split hairs?
00:55:36 - Am I wrong?
00:55:38 They were nihilists, man.
00:55:39 They kept saying
00:55:42 Nihilists.
00:55:44 Fuck me.
00:55:47 Say what you want about the
00:55:51 at least it's an ethos.
00:55:53 And also,
00:55:56 that keeping wildlife,
00:55:59 for, you know, domestic...
00:56:02 within the city...
00:56:04 That ain't legal either.
00:56:06 - Are you a fucking park ranger?
00:56:09 Who gives a shit
00:56:12 - We are sympathising, Dude.
00:56:15 I don't need your fucking
00:56:19 - What do you need that for?
00:56:23 You cannot drag this negative
00:56:26 Fuck the tournament.
00:56:29 Fuck the tournament?
00:56:32 OK, Dude. I can see you
00:56:36 Come on, Donny.
00:56:42 - Another Caucasian, Gary.
00:56:47 Friends like these,
00:56:50 That's right, Dude.
00:57:12 Do you have a good Sarsaparilla?
00:00:04 Yeah. That's a good one.
00:00:08 How you doin' there, Dude?
00:00:11 Not too good, man.
00:00:13 - One of those days, huh?
00:00:17 Well...
00:00:19 A wiser fella than myself
00:00:22 "Sometimes you eat
00:00:25 Much obliged.
00:00:27 "And sometimes the bar, well...
00:00:29 "he eats you."
00:00:31 That some kind of Eastern thing?
00:00:35 Far from it.
00:00:43 I like your style, Dude.
00:00:45 Hmm. Well...
00:00:47 I dig your style, too, man.
00:00:50 You got
00:00:55 Thankee.
00:00:57 - There's just one thing, Dude.
00:01:01 Do you have to use
00:01:06 What the fuck
00:01:11 OK, Dude, have it your way.
00:01:15 Take her easy, Dude.
00:01:17 Yeah. Thanks, man.
00:01:25 Call for you, Dude.
00:01:30 Hello?
00:01:31 'Jeffrey, you have
00:01:34 Uh, oh, yeah.
00:01:38 'I'd like to
00:01:40 Oh?
00:01:52 - So you're Lebowski.
00:01:59 Maude has told me all about you.
00:02:01 She'll be back
00:02:04 - Do you want a drink?
00:02:08 The bar's over there.
00:02:14 - So what do you do, Lebowski?
00:02:20 Just a friend of Maudie's.
00:02:22 The friend
00:02:26 What do you do?
00:02:28 Oh, nothing much.
00:02:31 Hello, Jeffrey.
00:02:33 Yeah, how are you?
00:02:36 I got to, uh...
00:02:40 tender my resignation
00:02:42 It looks like your mother
00:02:47 She most certainly was not.
00:02:49 Hey, man,
00:02:52 listen occasionally?
00:02:55 - Now, I got...
00:02:59 She's the perpetrator
00:03:01 I got pretty
00:03:04 - From who?
00:03:07 Uli Kunke Her co-star
00:03:10 Beaver? You mean vagina...
00:03:13 I mean, you know the guy?
00:03:15 I might have introduced them
00:03:18 Do you remember Uli?
00:03:20 He's a musician.
00:03:23 They released
00:03:27 Their music is
00:03:30 So he's pretending
00:03:32 - Well, yeah.
00:03:34 you don't kidnap someone
00:03:37 The idea is that the hostage
00:03:40 - after you've let them go.
00:03:46 What the fuck
00:03:49 Knox Harrington.
00:03:53 - So Uli has the money?
00:03:57 No, not exactly...
00:03:59 This is a very
00:04:02 A lot of ins and outs
00:04:05 A lot of strands
00:04:08 A lot of strands
00:04:11 Then who has the money?
00:04:12 It's Sandra, about the Biennale.
00:04:15 I have to take this. Do you
00:04:18 - It's not bruised any more.
00:04:22 I don't want to be responsible
00:04:27 After-effects?
00:04:57 Could you slide your shorts
00:05:00 No, man. She hit me right here.
00:05:03 I understand.
00:05:05 Could you slide
00:07:33 He lives in North Hollywood,
00:07:35 on Radford,
00:07:37 The In 'n' Out Burger's
00:07:39 - Near it.
00:07:41 Shut the fuck up, Donny.
00:07:43 The kid's in ninth grade,
00:07:46 Are you ready for this? His
00:07:50 Who the fuck is that?
00:07:52 Who the fuck is
00:07:54 Ever heard of a show
00:07:58 "All but one man died
00:08:01 I know the fucking show.
00:08:03 Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers
00:08:07 The bulk of the series.
00:08:09 - Not exactly a lightweight.
00:08:12 And yet his son
00:08:15 We'll go there
00:08:18 we'll brace the kid.
00:08:20 We'll be near
00:08:22 Shut the fuck up, Donny!
00:08:24 We'll brace the kid.
00:08:28 We'll get that fucking
00:08:30 If he hasn't spent it already.
00:08:32 A million fucking clams.
00:08:34 - Yes, we'll be near the, uh...
00:08:39 Some burgers, some beers,
00:08:43 Our fucking troubles
00:08:57 Oh, fuck me, man!
00:09:00 That kid's already spent
00:09:03 New 'vette? Hardly, Dude.
00:09:06 I'd say he still has
00:09:09 depending on the options.
00:09:16 - Yes?
00:09:19 My name is Walter Sobchak.
00:09:21 This is my associate
00:09:24 We came to talk about
00:09:28 - Yes, yes.
00:09:34 That's him, Dude.
00:09:43 And a good day to you, sir!
00:09:46 Sit down, please.
00:09:53 Larry, sweetie,
00:09:55 Is he... Does he still write?
00:09:59 Oh, no, no.
00:10:04 Sir, I just want to say
00:10:08 that we're both,
00:10:11 really enormous fans.
00:10:13 "Branded", especially
00:10:16 was truly a source
00:10:18 Sweetie, sit down!
00:10:21 Oh, no, ma'am,
00:10:25 We hope it won't
00:10:27 But that's up
00:10:30 Isn't it, Larry?
00:10:41 Is this your homework, Larry?
00:10:46 - Is this your homework?
00:10:48 Dude, please.
00:10:51 Just ask him about the car.
00:10:53 - Is this your homework, Larry?
00:10:56 - Is this your homework, Larry?
00:10:59 Where's the fucking money?
00:11:01 Look, Larry...
00:11:03 Have you heard of Vietnam?
00:11:05 You're entering
00:11:07 We know that you stole the car.
00:11:09 - And the fucking money!
00:11:11 We know that this
00:11:14 - We'll cut your dick off.
00:11:19 All right. This is pointless.
00:11:22 OK? It's time for plan B.
00:11:27 You might want to watch out
00:11:31 Son, this is what happens
00:11:33 when you fuck a stranger
00:11:36 Little language problem here.
00:11:38 The little prick's
00:11:41 Walter!
00:11:43 What... what are you doing, man?
00:11:48 What are you doing?
00:11:51 Here you go, Larry.
00:11:54 You see what happens, Larry?
00:11:59 This is what happens
00:12:01 when you fuck a stranger
00:12:05 This is what happens, Larry!
00:12:07 You see what happens, Larry,
00:12:09 when you fuck a stranger
00:12:11 This is what happens.
00:12:13 You see what happens, Larry?
00:12:16 You see what happens, Larry?
00:12:18 Do you see what happens, Larry,
00:12:20 when you fuck a stranger
00:12:23 This is what happens, Larry!
00:12:26 - No!
00:12:28 This is what happens
00:12:31 What the fuck
00:12:33 I just bought
00:12:36 I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
00:12:39 I just bought
00:12:41 I'll kill your
00:12:44 No! That's not his... hey!
00:12:46 - God damn it!
00:12:48 Fuck you! You like that?
00:12:51 Fuck you!
00:12:54 I kill your fucking car!
00:13:17 I accept your apology.
00:13:21 No. I just... want to
00:13:25 No, no, no.
00:13:27 That has nothing to do with it.
00:13:30 Yes, the car made it home.
00:13:32 You're calling me at home.
00:13:35 No, Walter, it did not look
00:13:42 Well, that's your perception.
00:13:45 You know, Walter, you're right.
00:13:48 There is an unspoken message
00:13:51 Leave me the fuck alone!
00:13:55 Yeah, I'll be at practice.
00:14:14 Pin your diapers on. Jackie
00:14:17 Jackie Treehorn knows
00:14:21 Jackie Treehorn wants to see
00:14:23 You're not dealing with morons.
00:15:11 Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming.
00:15:14 I'm Jackie Treehorn.
00:15:18 This is quite a pad
00:15:21 Completely unspoiled.
00:15:23 - What's your drink, Dude?
00:15:26 White Russian.
00:15:28 How's the smut business, Jackie?
00:15:31 I wouldn't know, Dude.
00:15:33 I deal in publishing,
00:15:35 entertainment,
00:15:37 - Oh. Which one's "Logjammin'"?
00:15:41 Standards have fallen
00:15:44 It's video, Dude.
00:15:46 Now that we're
00:15:48 we can't afford to invest
00:15:51 production value,
00:15:54 feelings.
00:15:56 You know, people forget
00:15:59 that the brain is
00:16:02 On you maybe.
00:16:04 You have to take
00:16:06 New technology permits us
00:16:09 in interactive erotic software.
00:16:13 100% electronic.
00:16:16 Well...
00:16:21 Of course you do.
00:16:22 I can see you're anxious
00:16:26 Well, here it is, Dude.
00:16:28 Where's Bunny?
00:16:30 - I thought you might know that.
00:16:33 She ran off to get away from
00:16:37 She didn't run off.
00:16:39 I've heard that story.
00:16:41 I know you're
00:16:44 I don't care what you're
00:16:48 That's your business.
00:16:50 All I'm saying is...
00:16:52 - I want mine.
00:16:54 There are a lot of...
00:16:57 a lot of interested parties.
00:17:00 Excuse me.
00:17:07 Yeah?
00:17:09 Oh, yeah.
00:17:10 Where's that?
00:17:14 All right.
00:17:20 Excuse me.
00:17:55 - Forgive me.
00:17:58 So, uh...
00:18:01 If I, uh, can find your money...
00:18:04 What's in it for the Dude?
00:18:07 Of course, there's that
00:18:10 The Pope shit in the woods?
00:18:11 10% finder's fee.
00:18:14 OK. Done, Jackie.
00:18:17 I dig the way
00:18:19 Your money is being held
00:18:23 He lives in North Hollywood,
00:18:26 by the In 'n' Out Burger.
00:18:29 A fuckin' brat,
00:18:31 but I'm sure
00:18:33 I mean, he's 15.
00:18:37 Flunking social studies.
00:18:42 So, if you could just, uh...
00:18:44 write me a cheque
00:18:49 five grand...
00:18:56 You mix a hell
00:19:00 A 15-year-old kid.
00:19:03 Is this some sort of a joke?
00:19:05 No, no joke.
00:19:07 No funny stuff, Jackie.
00:19:11 Hi, fellas.
00:19:15 The kid just wanted a car.
00:19:20 All the Dude ever wanted
00:19:23 I'm not greedy.
00:19:27 It really...
00:19:29 tied the room together.
00:19:34 Darkness washed over the Dude.
00:19:37 Darker than
00:19:40 on a moonless prairie night.
00:19:43 There was no bottom.
00:23:28 Branded!
00:23:43 Is this your only I. D?
00:23:45 I know my rights, man.
00:23:50 - You don't know shit, Lebowski.
00:23:54 I want... Bill Kunstler, man...
00:23:59 or Ron Coobie.
00:24:01 Mr Treehorn tells us
00:24:03 that he had to eject you
00:24:07 that you were drunk
00:24:09 Mr Treehorn treats objects
00:24:14 Mr Treehorn draws
00:24:17 You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
00:24:19 We got a nice quiet
00:24:23 and I aim to keep it
00:24:25 So let me make something plain.
00:24:27 I don't like you sucking around,
00:24:29 bothering our citizens,
00:24:31 I don't like your jerk-off name,
00:24:34 I don't like your jerk-off face,
00:24:36 I don't like
00:24:38 and I don't like you... Jerk-off.
00:24:43 Do I make myself clear?
00:24:48 I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
00:24:53 Fucking fascist!
00:24:56 Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!
00:24:59 Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
00:25:03 Keep your ugly goldbricking ass
00:25:18 Jesus... Man, could you
00:25:22 If you don't like my music,
00:25:25 I'll pull over
00:25:28 I had a rough night,
00:25:40 Out of my fucking cab!
00:25:42 Hey... man!
00:25:44 Man, hey!
00:26:26 Oh... Jesus.
00:26:47 Jeffrey.
00:26:50 Maude?
00:26:51 Love me.
00:26:55 Uh, that's my robe.
00:26:58 Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey.
00:27:01 Well, not much to tell.
00:27:03 I, um, I was one of the authors
00:27:08 of the Port Huron statement.
00:27:10 The original
00:27:14 Not the compromised
00:27:18 Uh, and then I, uh,
00:27:21 you ever hear of the Seattle 7?
00:27:23 That was me.
00:27:26 And, um, the six other guys.
00:27:31 Um... and then,
00:27:37 - Yeah, a roadie for Metallica.
00:27:39 - "Speed of Sound" tour.
00:27:43 Bunch of assholes.
00:27:45 Uh, and then, you know,
00:27:48 a little of this,
00:27:50 My career's slowed down
00:27:54 What do you do for recreation?
00:27:58 Oh, the usual.
00:28:03 The occasional acid flashback.
00:28:11 What happened to your house?
00:28:14 Oh, Jackie Treehorn
00:28:16 He thought I had
00:28:19 He got me out of the way
00:28:22 - Cocktai
00:28:24 It's not my father's money.
00:28:27 Why did he think you have it?
00:28:31 Larry Sellers,
00:28:33 Real fucking brat.
00:28:35 You know, this is a very
00:28:39 Lotta ins, lotta outs.
00:28:42 I'm adhering
00:28:44 drug regiment to keep
00:28:48 uh, limber, you know.
00:28:49 Very close
00:28:51 It's the Foundation's money.
00:28:57 What are you talking about?
00:29:00 No, no, the wealth
00:29:02 No, he runs stuff, uh...
00:29:05 We did let him run a company,
00:29:08 - No, he's...
00:29:11 and I give him
00:29:14 He has no money of his own.
00:29:16 I know how he presents himself.
00:29:19 - Hence, the slut.
00:29:26 What is that, yoga?
00:29:28 It increases
00:29:32 - Increases?
00:29:34 What did you think this
00:29:37 I want a child.
00:29:40 OK, yeah, OK, but let me...
00:29:42 Let me explain
00:29:45 Look, Jeffrey,
00:29:48 I don't want the father
00:29:52 or who has any interest
00:29:56 Oh, so that doctor...
00:29:59 Exactly.
00:30:01 Now, what happened to your face?
00:30:03 Did Jackie Treehorn
00:30:05 No, uh, it was
00:30:09 A real reactionary.
00:30:14 - Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah.
00:30:17 Oh, man, my thinking
00:30:20 had become very uptight.
00:30:25 Jeffrey,
00:30:29 Jeffrey!
00:30:31 Walter, if you're there,
00:30:33 pick up the fucking phone.
00:30:35 Pick it up, man,
00:30:38 'Dude? '
00:30:39 I'm at my place. I need you
00:30:43 'I can't drive, Dude,
00:30:46 - What?
00:30:47 - 'I can't drive.'
00:30:50 'I'm not supposed
00:30:52 - 'unless it's an emergency.'
00:30:55 'That's why
00:30:58 Walter, you fuck,
00:31:01 Pick me up
00:31:18 Get out of that
00:31:21 Get out of that fucking car!
00:31:24 Get the fuck out
00:31:28 Get out of the fucking...
00:31:30 Who the fuck are you, man?
00:31:32 Easy, man. Relax, man.
00:31:36 Who the fuck are you?
00:31:39 Come on, fuckhead.
00:31:40 Relax, man.
00:31:42 Brother Seamus?
00:31:45 Like an Irish monk?
00:31:47 What the fuck are you
00:31:50 My name is Da Fino. I'm a
00:31:53 - What?
00:31:56 Let me tell you something.
00:32:00 Playing one side
00:32:01 In bed with everybody.
00:32:04 I'm not! Fuck it.
00:32:05 Just stay away
00:32:08 I'm not messing
00:32:11 She's not my special lady.
00:32:12 I'm just helping her conceive.
00:32:15 - I'm not...
00:32:17 Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
00:32:20 The Knutsens.
00:32:22 The... who the fuck
00:32:26 The Knutsens.
00:32:31 Bunny Lebowski, man.
00:32:33 Her real name is Fawn Knutsen.
00:32:36 Her parents want her back.
00:32:39 Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:42 Crazy, huh? Ran away
00:32:44 The Knutsens told me to
00:32:47 It's the family farm
00:32:51 They think it'll
00:32:54 How are you gonna keep 'em down
00:32:58 - She's been kidnapped, Da Fino.
00:33:01 Maybe not, but she's not around.
00:33:03 Hey, maybe you and me
00:33:08 Trade information.
00:33:12 Compeers, you know what I mean?
00:33:14 Yeah, yeah, I get it.
00:33:16 And stay away from my special...
00:33:18 from my fucking
00:33:23 Ze lingonberry pancakes.
00:33:29 Lingonberry pancakes.
00:33:35 Sree pigs in blanket.
00:33:43 She has lingonberry pancakes.
00:33:52 We totally fucked it up, man.
00:33:55 We fucked up his payoff,
00:33:58 and Lebowski, he yelled at me
00:34:02 Well, sometimes
00:34:05 If he knows I'm a fuck-up,
00:34:07 why does he ask me
00:34:10 Because he doesn't
00:34:12 He's had enough.
00:34:15 But then,
00:34:18 about his million bucks?
00:34:20 I mean, he knows we never
00:34:23 but he never asked for it back.
00:34:25 The million bucks was
00:34:28 The briefcase was
00:34:31 The asshole was hoping
00:34:34 You threw out a ringer
00:34:37 How does
00:34:39 Huh?
00:34:41 I see what you're
00:34:44 he kept the money.
00:34:46 here we are, it's Shabbos,
00:34:51 only if it's a matter
00:34:54 Come off it.
00:34:56 What the fuck
00:34:59 You're fucking Polish-Catholic.
00:35:01 I converted when I married
00:35:03 - Yeah, yeah.
00:35:06 Five years ago,
00:35:08 So when you get divorced,
00:35:11 You get a new licence?
00:35:13 - This is the driveway.
00:35:17 Man, it's all a part
00:35:21 Taking care of her fucking dog.
00:35:24 You're living in the past.
00:35:26 3,000 years
00:35:28 from Moses to Sandy Koufax,
00:35:30 damn right I'm living
00:35:35 What the hell happened?
00:35:56 Where was she, man?
00:35:58 Visiting friends
00:36:00 She just left.
00:36:02 I guess the nihilist
00:36:05 She never
00:36:07 - Who is this gentleman, Dude?
00:36:10 You shouldn't go in, Dude.
00:36:16 So, man...
00:36:18 So, she's back,
00:36:21 - Where's the fucking money?
00:36:24 from fucking needy little
00:36:28 - Who the hell is he?
00:36:30 I'm the guy that's gonna kick
00:36:34 The briefcase was empty.
00:36:37 You have your story,
00:36:39 I entrusted the money
00:36:42 As if we would ever
00:36:45 You thought Bunny had been
00:36:49 You could make
00:36:51 You needed was a sap
00:36:54 You just met me.
00:36:58 You figured,
00:37:00 Somebody the square community
00:37:03 - Well, aren't you?
00:37:08 Get out, both of you.
00:37:10 Look at that phony.
00:37:13 Out of this house now, you bums!
00:37:15 Let me tell you something.
00:37:17 I've seen
00:37:19 and this guy's a fake.
00:37:23 - Stay away from me!
00:37:26 - I've never been more certain.
00:37:29 Walter, for Christ's sake,
00:37:32 Get away from me!
00:37:36 - Put him down, man!
00:37:39 Rauss! Achtung, baby!
00:37:57 Come on, help me
00:38:19 Sure, you'll see
00:38:21 Fighting in desert
00:38:24 from fighting in jungle.
00:38:28 whereas this thing should,
00:38:32 I mean, I had an M16 Jacko,
00:38:36 Me and Charlie,
00:38:38 - Yeah.
00:38:41 The man in
00:38:44 Worthy fuckin' adversary.
00:38:46 - Who's in pyjamas, Walter?
00:38:49 Whereas, what we have here...
00:38:51 Fig-eaters wearing
00:38:54 trying to find reverse
00:38:56 - This... this is not a worthy...
00:38:58 What's this day-of-rest shit?
00:39:01 What's this bullshit?!
00:39:04 It don't matter to Jesus.
00:39:07 You might fool
00:39:09 but you don't fool Jesus.
00:39:12 It's bush league
00:39:15 Laughable, man.
00:39:17 I would have fucked you
00:39:20 I'll fuck you in the ass
00:39:24 Whoo! You got a date
00:39:31 He's cracking.
00:39:34 The whole concept of Asia.
00:39:35 Many learned men
00:39:38 but in the 14th Century,
00:39:49 Well, they finally did it.
00:39:51 They killed my fucking car.
00:39:54 We want ze money, Lebowski.
00:39:57 Ja, otherwise, we kill ze girl.
00:40:00 Ja, it seems you have
00:40:03 You don't have
00:40:06 < We know you never did.
00:40:08 Are these the Nazis?
00:40:10 No, nihilists.
00:40:14 Ve don't care. Ve still
00:40:18 or we'll fuck you up.
00:40:20 Fuck you.
00:40:22 No, without a hostage,
00:40:26 That's what ransom is.
00:40:29 His girlfriend gave up her toe.
00:40:31 She zought
00:40:34 It's not fair.
00:40:35 Fair? Who's the fucking
00:40:38 you bunch of fucking crybabies.
00:40:40 Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal,
00:40:44 The big Lebowski
00:40:47 so take it up with him, man.
00:40:49 I would like my undies back.
00:40:51 - Are these guys gonna hurt us?
00:40:54 OK, so we take
00:40:57 and we calls it even.
00:41:00 Fuck you.
00:41:02 No, Walter, come on.
00:41:05 - No, what's mine is mine.
00:41:08 - No funny stuff.
00:41:12 - uh, 4 bucks, almost 5.
00:41:15 What's mine is mine.
00:41:17 We fuck you up, man.
00:41:20 Come and get it.
00:41:23 We fuck you up.
00:41:25 Show me what you got, nihilist.
00:41:27 I fuck you.
00:41:28 Come on, he's got a sword.
00:41:30 Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
00:41:32 Fuck you! Fuck you!
00:41:35 I fuck you, I!
00:41:42 Take it easy, man.
00:41:50 I got a fucking ball, man.
00:41:57 Anti-Semite!
00:41:59 I fuck you in ze ass.
00:42:01 I fuck you! I fuck you!
00:42:05 I fuck you! I fuck you!
00:42:13 We got a man down, Dude.
00:42:18 God, they shot him, man.
00:42:20 - No, Dude.
00:42:22 There weren't any shots fired.
00:42:25 Call the medics, Dude.
00:42:28 I'd go myself, but I'm
00:42:31 Rest easy, good buddy,
00:42:35 We got help choppering in.
00:43:02 Hello, gentlemen.
00:43:05 Yeah, man.
00:43:07 Francis Donnelly.
00:43:09 Jeff Lebowski.
00:43:11 Walter Sobchak.
00:43:12 The Dude, actually, is, uh...
00:43:15 - Excuse me?
00:43:17 Yes, I understand
00:43:23 Yeah.
00:43:25 We have the urn.
00:43:27 I assume this is credit card.
00:43:31 Yeah.
00:43:46 What's this?
00:43:49 That's for the urn.
00:43:51 Don't need it.
00:43:53 Yes, so we were informed.
00:43:55 However, we must, of course,
00:43:57 transmit the remains
00:44:02 This is $180.
00:44:04 It is our most...
00:44:08 - Can we just, uh...
00:44:10 - They range up to 3,000.
00:44:14 Can't we just
00:44:16 Sir, this is a mortuary,
00:44:19 We're scattering the ashes!
00:44:20 Just because we're bereaved,
00:44:23 Sir, please, lower your voices.
00:44:26 Man, don't you have, you know,
00:44:28 something else we could
00:44:32 That is our most...
00:44:34 Goddamn it!
00:44:37 Is there a Ralph's around here?
00:45:05 Donny was a good bowler
00:45:09 He was one of us.
00:45:11 He was a man who loved
00:45:15 As a surfer,
00:45:18 of Southern California,
00:45:19 from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo
00:45:24 He died... he died as so
00:45:29 before his time.
00:45:31 In your wisdom, Lord,
00:45:34 As you took so many bright,
00:45:38 at Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc,
00:45:43 These young men
00:45:45 So did Donny.
00:45:49 Donny who loved bowling.
00:45:54 And so...
00:45:56 Theodore Donald Karabotsos,
00:45:59 in accordance
00:46:04 your dying wishes
00:46:06 we commit your final,
00:46:10 to the bosom
00:46:13 which you loved so well.
00:46:18 Goodnight, sweet prince.
00:46:33 Shit.
00:46:37 Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry.
00:46:41 - Goddamn wind.
00:46:44 - You fucking asshole!
00:46:47 Everything's
00:46:49 Sorry. It was an accident.
00:46:51 What was that shit
00:46:53 What does anything
00:46:56 What the fuck
00:46:58 Dude, I'm sorry.
00:47:01 Fuckin'...
00:47:09 Fuck, Walter.
00:47:12 Come on, Dude.
00:47:20 Let's go bowling.
00:48:14 Two oat sodas, Gary.
00:48:16 - Good luck tomorrow.
00:48:18 I'm sorry to hear about Donny.
00:48:20 Oh, well, yeah, you know,
00:48:24 sometimes you eat the bar
00:48:27 Hey, man!
00:48:29 Howdy doo, Dude.
00:48:31 I wondered if I'd see you again.
00:48:33 I wouldn't miss the semis.
00:48:37 Strikes and gutters,
00:48:40 - Sure. I gotcha.
00:48:43 Thanks, Gary.
00:48:45 Well, take care, man.
00:48:48 - Sure. Take it easy, Dude.
00:48:50 I know that you will.
00:48:52 Yeah, well, the Dude abides.
00:49:02 The Dude abides.
00:49:07 I don't know about you,
00:49:12 It's good knowing
00:49:16 Takin' her easy
00:49:19 Shoosh.
00:49:21 I sure hope he makes the finals.
00:49:24 Well, that about does her.
00:49:29 Things seem to have worked out
00:49:34 It was a pretty good story,
00:49:37 Made me laugh to beat the band.
00:49:40 Parts, anyway.
00:49:43 I didn't like seeing Donny go.
00:49:46 But then I happen to know
00:49:49 that there's
00:49:52 I guess that's how
00:49:56 keeps perpetuating itself
00:49:59 down through the generations.
00:50:02 Westward the wagons,
00:50:04 across the sands
00:50:07 Oh, look at me.
00:50:09 I'm ramblin' again.
00:50:11 Well, I hope you folks
00:50:14 Catch ya later on
00:50:17 Say, friend, you got any more
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