Big Trouble In Little China

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00:00:09 What I'd like to do today is
00:00:14 - You mean the truth?
00:00:18 First, just state your name and
00:00:22 Egg Shen, bus driver.
00:00:25 Bus driver.
00:00:30 Tour bus. Bus for tourists.
00:00:36 Thank you.
00:00:42 do you at the present time
00:00:46 of the whereabouts of
00:00:48 - Oh, God. Will you leave him alone?
00:00:52 You could be in a great deal of trouble. Half
00:00:59 Green flame! All hell is breaking loose here.
00:01:02 And there are people
00:01:04 that you might be responsible,
00:01:10 - Now, if you're protecting Jack Burton...
00:01:16 We are in his debt. He showed great courage.
00:01:25 OK.
00:01:28 But if I'm gonna be your attorney,
00:01:32 that still don't make any sense to me.
00:01:34 Like...
00:01:37 do you really believe in magic?
00:01:41 You mean Chinese black magic?
00:01:43 - Yes.
00:01:46 Are you still serious about this? And
00:01:52 Sure. And sorcery.
00:01:56 And I suppose that you expect me
00:02:02 - Of course.
00:02:04 Because it's real.
00:02:07 How can I know that, Mr Shen?
00:02:09 - How?
00:02:14 Please.
00:02:22 See? That was nothing.
00:02:26 But that's how it always begins.
00:02:29 Very small.
00:02:55 This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express
00:03:00 It's like I told my last wife.
00:03:02 I says "Honey,
00:03:05 "Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
00:03:15 You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
00:03:21 When some wild-eyed maniac
00:03:24 taps the back of your head
00:03:27 he looks you crooked in the eye
00:03:31 you just stare that big sucker back in the eye
00:03:37 "Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
00:03:58 Well, you see, I'm not sayin' that I've been
00:04:04 But I do know it's a pretty
00:04:08 and a man would have to be some kinda fool
00:05:34 I can't believe you're stuck on even.
00:05:37 All right, even! Another even! Come on!
00:05:40 You want one more? All right!
00:05:48 - What do we got? He can't count.
00:05:51 Learn how to play some fan-tan here,
00:05:55 Three!
00:06:17 Heaven and earth, boys. What can I tell ya?
00:06:23 You like that one?
00:06:27 Something about beginner's luck.
00:06:31 He quits? What is this? It's a brand-new day
00:06:37 I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet
00:06:42 Breaks my heart to do this,
00:06:45 you'll gang up on Jack so fast
00:06:49 - No.
00:06:52 No!
00:06:55 Not next time. Now.
00:07:00 Is this gonna get ugly now? I hope not.
00:07:03 I thought what we were here,
00:07:07 was a coupla old friends,
00:07:10 Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
00:07:16 Nothin' or double.
00:07:18 This knife cuts this bottle in half.
00:07:24 - Nothin' or double.
00:07:25 - Nothin' or double.
00:07:28 - I need the money.
00:07:31 1,148, Jack.
00:07:39 OK. But not that bottle.
00:07:45 This bottle.
00:07:51 OK.
00:07:53 You're outta your mind, Wang. God bless ya!
00:08:07 - It's all in the reflexes.
00:08:11 Have me over for dinner some year and prove
00:08:17 - I don't have that kind of money.
00:08:20 - I'm just a poor Chinese boy, you know?
00:08:25 Yeah, right. What I meant was,
00:08:30 That's what I thought you meant.
00:08:33 - I gotta go somewhere.
00:08:35 I do. How about we meet in my restaurant
00:08:39 - You pay now. Where you gotta go?
00:08:42 - Yeah, right. Over my dead body.
00:08:46 - I'll follow you.
00:08:50 - It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.
00:08:54 - You were gonna follow me, Jack.
00:08:59 - So who are we pickin' up?
00:09:03 - A girl? Where from?
00:09:06 This is a big day in my life. I should
00:09:10 A girl from China? All right, I never done that.
00:09:13 I picked up girls from everywhere else,
00:09:19 - I'm gonna marry her, Jack.
00:09:22 I've known her since we were kids.
00:09:27 I came here alone.
00:09:29 Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
00:09:32 I saved every nickel to bring her here
00:09:35 I can't eat, sleep or think properly without her
00:09:41 Boy, listen to me. Real tough guy.
00:09:44 You sound a little nervous, pal.
00:09:48 That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind
00:10:01 Flight number 26 has just arrived
00:10:11 Whoa. Who is that?
00:10:15 She has green eyes.
00:10:18 - How can you tell from here?
00:10:23 Beautiful green eyes, like creamy jade.
00:10:27 Trouble, huh?
00:10:41 - Can I ask you a serious question?
00:10:44 - Would you consider jumping right into...
00:10:49 - What's wrong with my condition?
00:10:54 - It's Miller time.
00:10:59 Wait a minute!
00:11:02 - Don't!
00:11:04 The Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks
00:11:44 Tara!
00:11:49 Miao Yin!
00:12:02 Excuse me.
00:12:10 Let's you and me have a little talk, friend.
00:12:13 What?
00:12:15 Where'd you get that?
00:12:25 Wait a minute, pal.
00:12:28 Get that one!
00:12:38 Come on, Jack!
00:12:56 Where?
00:12:59 Call the cops!
00:13:24 Son of a bitch must pay!
00:13:30 What's goin' on, Wang?
00:13:33 You tell me! How come it's not safe to walk
00:13:37 - Because the world's full of crazy people.
00:13:43 Stay away from her. She's a lawyer.
00:13:45 She's a what? Oh, come on!
00:13:49 - What the hell...?
00:13:53 - To sharpen their knives?
00:13:55 - Where is it?
00:14:03 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:08 Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see?
00:14:11 Long time ago, Chinese men with
00:14:17 We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?
00:14:20 Leaving behind their wives and children.
00:14:24 Working for years to complete
00:14:28 saving all their pennies.
00:14:33 to help build this beautiful Chinatown
00:14:37 this fine warm day.
00:15:10 - Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death!
00:15:13 Go right! Now!
00:15:36 - Where the hell are we?
00:15:42 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:15:50 No.
00:15:52 Keep moving.
00:16:21 - What is it? A parade?
00:16:23 - A fighting tong. They're Chang Sings.
00:16:27 Don't panic, Jack.
00:16:32 Maybe we should try a different alley.
00:16:42 Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings.
00:16:46 - Wing Kong.
00:16:48 Holy shit!
00:16:50 These guys are animals, Jack.
00:18:25 - What's happening, Wang?
00:18:27 A what?
00:18:29 Don't make a sound.
00:20:40 Who's that?
00:21:52 No questions! Just get outta here, Jack!
00:22:12 Jack!
00:22:19 - I think it was Lo Pan.
00:22:39 - Don't look, Jack!
00:22:41 - Who? I mean, what?
00:22:44 - I can't see!
00:22:49 Bend over.
00:22:52 Yeah, yeah.
00:22:55 I ran straight through him, Wang.
00:22:58 - You didn't. It only appeared that way.
00:23:01 - Lords of Death, Jack.
00:23:06 - Hey, Wang Chi!
00:23:08 - They know your name.
00:23:15 - My truck!
00:23:38 Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong,
00:23:42 Great! Who wiped out all those
00:23:52 He says it was the Storms. The Three Storms.
00:23:55 Three guys did all that? Listen.
00:23:57 What about that...
00:24:01 Fast!
00:24:14 Lucky us. We made it.
00:24:17 - All right, where's my truck? I'm outta here.
00:24:21 - Of course it is.
00:24:24 - Smart man calls the cops.
00:24:27 So do I!
00:24:32 Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento.
00:24:36 Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey.
00:24:40 China is here, Mr Burton.
00:24:47 - They've been fighting for centuries.
00:24:51 I don't know what that means. All I know is,
00:24:56 in the middle of an alley, while his buddies
00:25:01 and he stands there, waiting for me
00:25:05 - with light comin' out of his mouth!
00:25:11 - When did this happen?
00:25:14 Yeah, it did. Two hours ago. Tall guy, weird
00:25:20 Lo Pan appeared on the street?
00:25:24 - Why didn't you tell me?
00:25:27 I'm gonna tell you about an accident
00:25:31 All right, look. What's your name?
00:25:35 - Good afternoon, Mr Wong.
00:25:39 - Eddie's the new maître d' here.
00:25:42 Well, I don't know my policy number.
00:25:46 Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
00:25:49 - Jack Burton?
00:25:52 Boy. The guy you always told me about.
00:25:56 - Then that was your abandoned truck.
00:26:00 Hello. Hello?
00:26:02 Oh, Christ!
00:26:04 Bad news. The Lords of Death
00:26:07 - They stole my truck?
00:26:11 - We'll find it for you.
00:26:13 And my money. And time is money to a guy
00:26:18 - How do you think I feel? I lost a whole girl!
00:26:24 Not acting on orders from the Wing Kong.
00:26:26 They just wanted a girl to sell
00:26:30 Plus, the skirmish you guys stumbled into.
00:26:32 Lo Pan, the word is, ordered the boss of
00:26:37 - That was his funeral.
00:26:39 - What are you doing here?
00:26:44 Great.
00:26:45 Just passing the neighbourhood
00:26:49 - This is my neighbourhood.
00:26:52 And anybody that showed up was gonnajoin
00:26:56 - Hell of being what?
00:26:59 - And what the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
00:27:03 He wishes. Look, you know me.
00:27:06 I'm always pokin' my nose where it
00:27:10 this mix-up is my fault, sort of.
00:27:12 But I have it on good advice that the punks
00:27:16 they took the girl they kidnapped to the
00:27:20 - My fiancée. The White Tiger's?
00:27:25 If we go tonight, we can buy her back.
00:27:29 - violence out of the question...
00:27:31 - I'm feelin' like an outsider here.
00:27:34 Jack, listen. I need more of your help.
00:27:37 - Shit.
00:27:40 - And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes.
00:27:45 It's like leather bucket seats: double the price.
00:27:48 - Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through...
00:27:53 Like the immortals.
00:27:58 He becomes the dream.
00:28:00 - What?
00:28:03 Please, help me.
00:28:05 I got a great idea.
00:28:20 - Relax.
00:28:22 Look, this is as far as I go,
00:28:26 I'd go in there with you, but they know
00:28:30 - Not while I'm around.
00:28:33 My destiny rests in your capable hands.
00:28:35 - I'll do my best.
00:28:38 - I'll try.
00:28:39 He does.
00:28:42 Boy, it sure is rainin' cats and dogs.
00:28:46 The cab driver said... He told me that I could...
00:28:49 Well, that the White Tiger would...
00:28:54 Just a minute, please.
00:29:02 Excuse me for a second, guys.
00:29:11 What's she doing now?
00:29:13 Strange girl.
00:29:20 That building there. The White Tiger.
00:29:23 God, it's creepy. Do we have to go in?
00:29:27 I'll go anywhere or do anything
00:29:30 Just sit tight. We've got one of our best men
00:29:50 How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's
00:29:55 - Cash or charge?
00:29:59 I mean, it's not deductible, is it?
00:30:03 Mrs O'Toole will take care of your needs.
00:30:06 Boy, I wish these were in colour.
00:30:09 Because what I really am
00:30:12 And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole.
00:30:15 Fresh off the boat's the way I like 'em.
00:30:19 Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.
00:30:41 - Too long. Let's go in.
00:30:43 Give the guy a chance.
00:30:48 - So how long you been in the US of A?
00:30:51 - Where from?
00:30:54 What happens? You stay here a while?
00:30:59 Maybe. Take your tie off, please.
00:31:03 Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:31:10 Holy shit!
00:32:44 Green explosions? People flyin' in and out?
00:32:49 I want my truck back.
00:32:52 - My office. Sit down.
00:32:56 What I need to get straight is...
00:33:01 - Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain.
00:33:05 If the Storms have Miao Yin,
00:33:08 Lo Pan. The godfather of Little China,
00:33:12 You mean the Lo Pan that's
00:33:15 and owns the Wing Kong Trading Company,
00:33:17 but who's so reclusive
00:33:21 Who the hell are you, anyway?
00:33:24 I'm Margo Litzenberger.
00:33:27 I've been trying to get somebody from
00:33:32 It's not possible that you saw David Lo Pan.
00:33:37 - He's got more enemies...
00:33:40 - Are you nuts?
00:33:42 It's OK, Tara. You can go back to sleep.
00:33:45 - From the airport.
00:33:48 That's why I was there. I was protecting her
00:33:52 This is just so shocking. I mean,
00:33:56 - You are.
00:33:58 Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
00:34:02 but I've experienced
00:34:04 - It depends on how you look at it.
00:34:08 - tell me what is goin' on!
00:34:11 - I can take it.
00:34:16 - I'm going now, alone if I have to!
00:34:20 - Lo Pan's. The Wing Kong Exchange.
00:34:24 The most dangerous den of madmen
00:34:28 Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law.
00:34:32 - As two. I said I was comin'.
00:34:35 I know. There's a problem with your face.
00:34:38 OK! You people sit tight,
00:34:43 If we're not back by dawn, call the president.
00:34:56 - This is gonna take crackerjack timing.
00:35:02 I was born ready.
00:35:08 I love working nights.
00:35:10 Don't get up. Phone company.
00:35:12 All right, boys, where's the main panel?
00:35:24 Wang.
00:35:35 Good work, Jack.
00:35:41 Well, last time we had this problem was
00:35:46 - I'd better locate the central junction box.
00:35:55 What does that say?
00:35:56 - Hell of boiling oil.
00:35:59 Yeah, I am. It says "Keep out."
00:36:06 We've got to do something!
00:36:13 Goat butts against a hedge
00:36:19 - I don't think I've had the pleasure.
00:36:24 Egg's kind of our local authority on Lo Pan.
00:36:26 - He's helping us out.
00:36:29 - Let's go over there, beat down the door...
00:36:32 We have to gather our strength,
00:36:38 The image of difficulty at the beginning.
00:36:41 But finally we shall bring order out of chaos.
00:36:50 - Look.
00:36:53 What you got here is two
00:36:56 Miao Yin!
00:37:12 - You did that, right?
00:37:22 Jack, check this out.
00:37:25 So what is this? Chinese or somethin'?
00:37:27 - Countin' backwards?
00:37:41 Of course the Chinese mix everything up.
00:37:46 There's Buddhism, Confucianism
00:37:51 We take what we want and leave the rest.
00:37:55 But there is one thing
00:37:59 All movement in the universe is caused by
00:38:06 - So when the furies are out of balance...
00:38:10 Then the people
00:38:14 Repulsive and evil,
00:38:18 Well then, what you're saying is
00:38:23 Plays at being a man.
00:38:30 All right, out this hatch and up the cable.
00:38:35 The cable is three storeys high
00:38:38 Exactly. It's real and we can touch it,
00:38:42 Yeah, in deep shit.
00:38:47 - What?
00:38:51 - Shit!
00:38:53 You think they'd let us
00:38:56 Yes.
00:38:58 My point was to find Miao Yin at any cost!
00:39:01 - This is salt water, Wang.
00:39:04 - I'll buy another one.
00:39:36 Jesus Christ! Where are we?
00:39:38 Hell of the upside-down sinners!
00:39:55 Hey, you! Come on over here
00:40:38 Shit, Jack. I don't like the looks of this.
00:40:44 - Where are we, Wang?
00:41:13 Oh, boy.
00:41:15 Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan,
00:41:19 David Lo Pan?
00:41:20 - Then you have succeeded, Mr Burton.
00:41:25 - I don't get this at all. I thought...
00:41:28 - You are not put upon this world to "get it".
00:41:32 Nothing you can understand.
00:41:34 There are many mysteries and unanswerable
00:41:40 The way I see it, it doesn't mean
00:41:43 You are not looking for a truck. You're
00:41:48 - Yes.
00:41:51 Or I'm not about to waste another 2,000 years.
00:41:54 There can't be many Chinese girls
00:41:57 - There are not. Never were.
00:42:01 But I can!
00:42:04 Tell me about Miao Yin.
00:42:07 What province is she from? Hunan?
00:42:10 Her mother? Her father?
00:42:14 You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
00:42:23 Mr Burton, if you have an influence over
00:42:27 Otherwise I will send both of you to
00:42:32 It's that simple. Understand?
00:42:35 - Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
00:42:39 My problem is this place.
00:42:44 A young man, a king, a warrior,
00:42:52 And all I need is a woman, Mr Burton,
00:42:54 a special kind of woman
00:42:58 to make me whole and young again, so that I
00:43:03 - Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East.
00:43:07 No, not me, Mr Burton.
00:43:10 My demon. The god I must appease
00:43:15 A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ch'ing-ti,
00:43:19 a girl brave enough
00:43:22 - When I find her, I will marry her.
00:43:24 Ch'ing-ti will be happy and my curse lifted.
00:43:27 You can rule the universe
00:43:30 - Indeed!
00:43:32 Whichever comes first.
00:43:35 What, I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000
00:43:40 Come on, Dave, you must be doin'
00:43:43 There have been others, to be sure.
00:43:49 You seem to be one who knows
00:43:53 how seldom it works out.
00:43:56 And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
00:44:01 Who are these people? Friends of yours?
00:44:07 - Come on, stick around!
00:44:11 - Safe.
00:44:13 Safe.
00:44:18 Go ahead. You want bad publicity?
00:44:21 But this woman has a deadline,
00:44:25 - Yeah.
00:44:28 - I don't make the policy around here.
00:44:32 What's it gonna hurt?
00:44:36 I can help you.
00:45:07 - Are you OK, Jack?
00:45:12 We're in a room.
00:45:16 - Where's the light coming from?
00:45:35 With the easing of trade restrictions,
00:45:38 next year we'll start importing
00:45:43 What sort of strange things?
00:45:46 Are we going up or down?
00:45:49 It feels like down.
00:46:11 Great. Thank you, Jack.
00:46:13 I think we've come up. First we went down.
00:46:19 Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably
00:46:24 - Don't give up, Jack.
00:46:28 Lo Pan has plans for us,
00:46:31 Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case
00:46:36 - One and the same person, Jack.
00:46:41 Myths and legends.
00:46:44 - I don't wanna insult you.
00:46:49 Insult me.
00:46:52 It's about all sorts of scary things:
00:46:56 the Spirit City and monkey sacrifices.
00:46:59 The First Sovereign Emperor of China,
00:47:02 that mad monarch who federated our
00:47:06 and imposed upon him
00:47:12 A lot of Chinese hear these things
00:47:17 and pretend not to believe them.
00:47:20 - No horseshit, Wang.
00:47:23 I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and I don't
00:47:28 Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
00:47:36 Blindfolds!
00:47:57 You make one move...
00:48:06 Now, let's try that again.
00:48:11 Come on, Jack!
00:48:14 - Come on!
00:49:10 - Great work, Jack.
00:49:13 We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo. Uncle Chu
00:49:18 - Right.
00:49:19 I'll trade ya.
00:49:23 All right, which way?
00:49:25 There, I think. Down there.
00:49:34 No pathetic excuses.
00:49:37 I smell the blood of human beings.
00:49:44 You heard me!
00:50:42 Empty.
00:50:47 I need you, Miao Yin.
00:50:50 You, whose eyes flash like emerald lightning.
00:50:55 Ch'ing-ti, make me flesh again soon.
00:51:02 Please.
00:51:05 Let's go. It's clear.
00:51:12 Safety!
00:51:18 Wang!
00:51:26 First time you ever plugged somebody?
00:51:29 - Course not.
00:51:33 You wanna go up or down?
00:51:35 - Up or down?
00:52:00 All has become strange.
00:52:05 A world so unreal and yet,
00:52:34 Open up or I'll blow his head off!
00:52:40 Open! Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti
00:52:43 and your souls speed with his
00:53:14 - You all right?
00:53:21 - Margo!
00:53:23 - Where's Gracie?
00:53:27 - How are you gonna spring us?
00:54:08 That way maybe.
00:54:14 Wang, haul ass!
00:54:31 Come on, keep movin'!
00:54:35 Margo, jump in!
00:54:38 - In there? Are you nuts?
00:55:12 - Where's Margo?
00:55:18 Where are we?
00:55:19 - Where's Eddie?
00:55:24 Where's Jack?
00:55:28 Jack!
00:55:32 Jack?
00:55:36 Jack!
00:55:41 - Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
00:55:54 - It's like some giant garbage disposal.
00:55:57 Will you just stop rubbing
00:56:01 I can't concentrate when you do that.
00:56:04 What a pig you are, Burton! I mean, really!
00:56:10 - Where's Jack?
00:56:14 Jack, I know where we are.
00:56:18 - Sewer?
00:56:21 Seawater from the bay fills this room. They
00:56:25 I bet up there's where
00:56:57 All right, we're almost outta here.
00:57:00 Offices, storerooms: a nice false front.
00:57:03 I count to three, open the door, and we go.
00:57:06 - Everybody got that?
00:57:08 Follow the leader. One, two, three.
00:57:15 We may be trapped.
00:57:20 Hide!
00:57:22 - Hide?
00:57:30 We fight together, Jack. Do or die.
00:58:23 Time to go.
00:58:29 The bus is right outside in the parking lot.
00:58:54 Here's the deal. I run interference and
00:58:59 Can you?
00:59:00 Well, what a night's work!
00:59:04 - you reach for the sky!
00:59:09 Come on, come on.
00:59:12 - You're doin' real good, guys.
00:59:17 Let's go! Open the doors!
00:59:23 - Hurry!
00:59:27 Duck!
00:59:45 We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
00:59:49 - Where's Miao Yin?
00:59:52 Somewhere inside.
00:59:57 Where's Gracie?
01:00:15 Put me down, you overstuffed monster!
01:00:22 Let me go! Let me go!
01:01:03 What does it mean?
01:01:06 Two girls with green eyes?
01:01:08 After all these years.
01:01:11 You bastards! Unchain me! You're not
01:01:18 This one has fire as well!
01:01:20 Listen,
01:01:24 I wanna see that disgusting
01:01:29 Unless the coward's afraid to see
01:01:34 Where is he?
01:01:45 You know what this is?
01:01:50 - That's what this is.
01:01:55 - Call the police. You're not a one-man army.
01:02:04 Here he is, Jack.
01:02:06 No, these are our friends.
01:02:10 - Any of 'em savvy English?
01:02:13 All right. You got any guns?
01:02:15 Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you
01:02:21 I'll stick with these. You comin' with us, Egg?
01:02:24 Of course, Jack. It's my destiny. Besides,
01:02:29 - I'm on board too then.
01:02:31 - You can't keep the press out. It's America.
01:02:35 You're stayin' here with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
01:02:38 - Eddie? But he's...
01:02:41 - You mean like you've got on Gracie?
01:02:46 What do I know?
01:02:49 Come on, let's go!
01:03:00 Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.
01:03:27 Oh, boy.
01:03:30 Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
01:03:33 Yes. Miao Yin.
01:03:37 - Who are you?
01:03:40 You have come to seek me out
01:03:43 Yes.
01:03:45 - No, no.
01:03:49 - What's going on here? Some kind of...?
01:03:55 My soul swims in it, scattered across time,
01:04:02 Until I find her and marry her.
01:04:06 Marry her?
01:04:07 The girl with green eyes.
01:04:14 Miao Yin or Grace Law.
01:04:29 - Great start. It's the other way.
01:04:34 - Here, let me hold that.
01:04:37 And a wise man has enough sense
01:04:53 - He lives here?
01:04:55 - Rich? This place is a dump, Wang.
01:04:59 The stuff in these bottles is priceless.
01:05:03 Well, all set?
01:05:07 Yeah. Ready when you are, Egg.
01:05:29 - Jack next.
01:05:31 - Down. Lo Pan is down there.
01:05:34 - Where is the universe?
01:05:37 Afraid? Are you kidding?
01:05:53 - Where in the hell are we?
01:06:58 That is not water.
01:07:01 Black blood of the earth.
01:07:03 - Do you mean oil?
01:07:08 A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes
01:07:15 Many normal people were killed.
01:07:20 Many unnatural people roam free
01:07:24 to commit great offences against the gods.
01:09:15 They have survived the burning blade,
01:09:23 I will marry both women.
01:09:27 Prepare them.
01:09:44 What is that?
01:09:48 - It sounds like...
01:09:52 Yeah.
01:10:04 You will come out no more!
01:10:06 What? What'll come out no more?
01:10:10 Come on.
01:10:12 Dammit!
01:10:27 Miao Yin?
01:11:07 Hey, Wang!
01:11:10 - Egg!
01:11:27 It's OK, Jack. Wing Kong storeroom.
01:11:31 We're inside Lo Pan's domain.
01:11:34 Christ!
01:11:38 Later.
01:11:39 We're getting close. Real close.
01:11:44 - This gets worse? Come on!
01:11:49 the First Sovereign Emperor...
01:11:53 He subjugated Lo Pan, made him of no flesh.
01:11:57 - Only an evil dream.
01:12:01 In order to be whole again, he had to find
01:12:07 and marry her to appease the God of the East.
01:12:09 But to appease the emperor,
01:12:13 Kill her? No!
01:12:15 Well, let's go. What are we talkin'
01:12:19 We are getting ready to strike the final blow.
01:12:22 - If we reach Lo Pan...
01:12:26 ...then the power in this flask
01:12:29 against the Bodhisattva of the underworld,
01:12:35 Yes. Only a dream can kill a dream.
01:12:39 I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
01:12:43 The evil dream will die.
01:12:52 Wing Kong outside.
01:13:20 - Were they real?
01:13:24 What's in the flask? Magic potion?
01:13:26 - Yeah.
01:13:29 - Yeah.
01:14:07 I am the past,
01:14:14 My God, no! Please!
01:14:18 A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows.
01:14:23 They have returned.
01:14:25 And this time they are not alone.
01:14:29 Little bastard sorcerer has brought them
01:14:35 Egg Shen?
01:14:37 Egg Shen! You have come
01:14:42 There are two girls with green eyes,
01:14:46 And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law
01:14:50 and live out my earthly pleasures
01:14:57 That's right, Egg Shen.
01:15:07 You never know till you try.
01:15:09 Let's get outta here.
01:15:22 You know what I don't like?
01:15:25 Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding.
01:15:38 We should not be in here, not this easily.
01:15:42 Lo Pan is about to take his queen.
01:15:45 So where is he, Egg? Where?
01:16:20 - Jack, here!
01:16:25 - Hollow.
01:16:32 - I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down.
01:16:36 - Hey, all right!
01:16:47 - Cheers!
01:16:51 Huge buzz.
01:16:55 Good!
01:16:57 You can see things no one else can see,
01:17:01 - Real things?
01:17:03 - What more can a guy ask for?
01:17:08 Terrific. A six-demon bag.
01:17:11 Wind! Fire! All that kind of thing.
01:17:14 Here's to the army and navy
01:17:17 Here's to America's colours,
01:17:20 May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
01:17:37 I feel pretty good. You know, I'm not...
01:17:41 I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of...
01:17:45 - I feel kind of invincible.
01:17:48 - I got a very positive attitude about this.
01:17:58 Is it gettin' hot in here, or is itjust me?
01:18:00 Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
01:18:04 Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
01:18:08 come into our presence
01:18:14 - Miao Yin.
01:18:23 And now, my beloved disciples,
01:18:27 the moment of truth.
01:18:29 The needle of love.
01:18:35 - I'd like to shoot that bastard.
01:18:38 - Then he's flesh.
01:18:41 Ch'ing-ti!
01:18:43 You, who shake the heavens
01:18:48 all I ask in order to conquer this universe
01:18:52 is that you grant me flesh and blood.
01:18:58 Yes! Guide my hand
01:19:02 as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
01:19:07 Let him complete the ceremony.
01:19:11 Come, my love. Give it to me.
01:19:27 It's working!
01:19:30 I'm mortal!
01:19:41 Look out, guys!
01:19:58 No way!
01:21:04 Come, Miao Yin, it won't hurt.
01:22:07 Shit!
01:22:16 Take her.
01:22:41 Peasant magic!
01:23:18 You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
01:24:27 - It's me.
01:24:28 - Never mind me. We gotta get Lo Pan.
01:24:32 Wang!
01:24:33 Come on.
01:24:37 Pull it apart. Come on!
01:25:06 - Where does this go?
01:25:11 - From there we can...
01:25:14 - I have a knife.
01:25:17 Seven. Don't worry.
01:25:21 I can see things no one else can see.
01:25:25 - Why are you dressed like that?
01:25:28 He was marrying both of us,
01:25:43 Oh, God. Is this really happening?
01:25:52 - Look into my eyes.
01:25:56 I have suffered so much pain and agony.
01:26:00 No! I don't understand. I don't belong to you!
01:26:04 No, you don't. You belong to Ch'ing-ti.
01:26:08 I must sacrifice you,
01:26:11 No!
01:26:13 Here, take her! Take the bitch!
01:26:15 - Master, you are flesh!
01:26:19 I am! It worked!
01:26:22 Ch'ing-ti is appeased.
01:26:25 Now we must satisfy the First
01:26:30 Not so fast, gentlemen.
01:26:33 Is it too much to ask, Thunder?
01:26:36 It won't solve anything, Dave. Too many
01:26:41 and where's that gettin' us? Nowhere, fast.
01:26:45 Nah, you know what Jack Burton
01:26:49 - Who?
01:27:00 Old Jack always says
01:27:03 "What the hell?"
01:27:30 It's a good knife.
01:27:34 Goodbye, Mr Burton.
01:28:00 It's all in the reflexes.
01:28:06 Wang!
01:28:15 You all right?
01:28:18 - Hey, thanks.
01:28:56 I don't think he's gonna stop!
01:29:02 Come on!
01:29:23 - We got a problem.
01:29:58 Come on, Jack!
01:30:02 Jump, Jack!
01:30:14 - This whole place is melting!
01:30:18 - How'd you get up there?
01:30:27 Take it away!
01:30:49 Hang onto this.
01:30:53 Watch out, Wang Chi!
01:31:04 Go for it, Wang!
01:31:27 - Go!
01:31:32 There's my truck... My truck!
01:31:35 Get in.
01:31:59 - They took the key.
01:32:01 Course I do, but it's underneath the...
01:32:06 - What was that?
01:32:19 - Sorry.
01:32:21 Relax.
01:32:37 Stop! Red light!
01:32:43 Take it easy. OK, we made it.
01:32:47 Yeah.
01:32:48 Look at that.
01:32:53 Terrific.
01:32:56 The light's green. You can go.
01:33:17 - What are you doin', Jack?
01:33:20 Where are you goin', Egg?
01:33:23 My work's done.
01:33:26 Lo Pan is dead and the evil spell's been lifted.
01:33:31 Years ago I promised myself a long vacation.
01:33:35 It is time to collect.
01:33:37 Well, why don't you go on over to China?
01:33:40 Well, China's in the heart, Jack.
01:33:47 - So what are you gonna call it?
01:33:52 Maybe you can come over to my place later
01:33:59 - Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple.
01:34:02 Triple. You earned it.
01:34:05 You're right, I did. Thanks, Wang.
01:34:11 Well, last chance. I'm a rich man now.
01:34:14 I can give up the open road,
01:34:18 Couldn't have that on my conscience.
01:34:21 The only way it might work
01:34:24 with a cosy little apartment
01:34:28 That sounds pretty great. But sooner or later
01:34:35 Well, let me think about it.
01:34:41 God, aren't you even
01:34:49 No.
01:34:52 - See you around, Burton.
01:35:00 Bye, Jack.
01:35:06 We really shook the pillars of heaven,
01:35:09 - No horseshit, Jack.
01:35:34 You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express
01:35:38 on a stormy night, when the lightning's
01:35:42 and the rain's comin' down
01:35:46 Remember what old Jack Burton does
01:35:49 and the poison arrows fall from the sky
01:35:54 Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old
01:35:59 "Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."