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00:02:43 Marcy. Call Mr. Barnell.
00:02:46 Tell him I picked up his wife again.
00:02:48 I'm bringing her in.
00:03:26 Need a hand?
00:03:29 Oh, yeah. You mind giving her a push?
00:03:31 Yeah.
00:03:32 Oh, great. Thanks.
00:03:33 - On three, then.
00:03:35 One, two, three.
00:03:41 Oh, that's great. Thanks.
00:03:44 I tell you, she may be fast,
00:03:46 Yeah.
00:03:47 You the new guy who just moved
00:03:50 No. Name's Ted.
00:03:54 Oh, yeah!
00:03:55 What do those things go for?
00:03:57 A lot more than I could normally
00:04:01 What's that?
00:04:04 It's a video camera.
00:04:05 - Hey, is that thing heavy?
00:04:07 And you got it in there by yourself?
00:04:10 How's that on your back?
00:04:11 Oh, no.
00:04:14 Oh, please! Turn the camera off!
00:04:17 Ted! Oh, that's not nice!
00:04:21 That was really cool.
00:04:25 Yeah? Well, he was pretty spry
00:04:29 You know, I don't want
00:04:31 but you were supposed to take
00:04:33 Couldn't find you.
00:04:35 I know you know this but the sooner
00:04:38 the sooner they’ll kick
00:04:40 Yeah, well, I've been hearing that for
00:04:43 After a while, it gets a little old.
00:04:50 Claims. Watters.
00:04:51 Yeah. Okay.
00:05:09 That's quite the fish.
00:05:13 That one didn't get away.
00:05:15 Yeah, well... it's a nice catch.
00:05:19 This grasshopper walks in a bar.
00:05:22 And the bartender says,
00:05:25 And the grasshopper says...
00:05:26 Paul Barnell.
00:05:28 Ted Watters.
00:05:31 Mr. Watters.
00:05:32 Pleasure.
00:05:33 Mine, too.
00:05:35 Ted, Mr. Barnell would like to discuss
00:05:40 - Raymond, right?
00:05:41 Thing is, as I explained to Mr. Branch,
00:05:45 he's been gone for five years
00:05:47 and I thought, time to move on.
00:05:52 By move on, you mean?
00:05:55 I mean...
00:05:56 I think that cashing Raymond's policy.
00:06:00 I doubt, after that time,
00:06:03 And my father always wanted us
00:06:07 if something should happen, and...
00:06:11 money is a little...
00:06:13 Yeah, I understand, Mr. Barnell.
00:06:16 But here's the thing.
00:06:18 With no actual body,
00:06:21 a person has to be missing
00:06:24 before he or she can be legally
00:06:28 And that's not withstanding
00:06:31 where concerned parties can take up
00:06:33 to file interventions
00:06:37 So, even though your brother's status
00:06:40 there's really very little we can do for you.
00:06:44 But we are extremely sorry for your loss.
00:06:49 Absolutely.
00:08:11 One, two, three...
00:08:17 All right. We'll get him later.
00:08:23 Yes, this is Mr. Barnell.
00:08:25 Mr. Barnell, this is John Hoag again
00:08:27 from Municipal Power's Delinquent
00:08:29 Excuse me?
00:08:30 I'm sorry, Mr. Barnell,
00:08:31 I've tried every other option and,
00:08:35 Great.
00:08:36 Excuse me?
00:08:37 No, I'm not...
00:08:43 Hello?
00:08:45 Hello?
00:08:46 Yeah. I paid that bill a week ago.
00:08:49 You did?
00:08:49 I saw my secretary write it up.
00:08:51 Do you have any idea
00:08:54 I have no clue.
00:08:56 I'm a patient man, Mr. Barnell
00:08:59 I have a very good credit rating.
00:09:02 No, you don't.
00:09:03 How do you know that?
00:09:05 I've got your TRW file in front of me, sir.
00:09:09 Mr. Barnell?
00:09:15 Mr. Barnell? Hello?
00:09:20 Mr. Barnell?
00:10:41 Hey, kids, who's up for trout?
00:10:44 No.
00:11:33 Jodie, no! Not for dogs!
00:12:42 Honey, I'm home!
00:12:44 Any mail?
00:12:52 Psychic Pals.
00:12:54 How are you today, Mr. Williams?
00:12:59 Well, we are all registered psychics here.
00:13:01 Hi, Tiff.
00:13:02 I just had this feeling you needed to talk.
00:13:08 Your TV remote control?
00:13:10 Well, I need you to clear your
00:13:15 It's stew. I don't think it's still good.
00:13:17 Hey, aren't you with a customer?
00:13:18 They're concentrating.
00:13:20 How is he the tea leaf business today?
00:13:22 I've decided, from now on, to ignore you
00:13:27 And it's going very well, thank you.
00:13:29 Mr. Williams? I'm seeing sofa cushions.
00:13:34 Do you have a sofa?
00:13:38 Okay, before you say anything else
00:13:41 that may keep us
00:13:45 let me ask you something.
00:13:46 No, I always get these wrong.
00:13:47 That's why we keep trying.
00:13:48 I don't want to do this.
00:13:51 Love Is Sacrifice quiz.
00:13:54 If you were in a life raft with me,
00:13:55 and there was only enough water for one...
00:13:57 No, I'm not going to do it.
00:13:59 It's just a stupid quiz.
00:14:00 Exactly.
00:14:02 What is that?
00:14:04 I was just kidding.
00:14:12 Psychic Pals.
00:14:14 Is this the first time
00:14:16 Stupid quizzes can be illustrative of
00:14:20 Margaret, I'm getting the feeling this is
00:14:23 Hey, you know our only relationship
00:14:26 ninety-nine a minute carny scam
00:14:30 Don't call it a scam.
00:14:33 Wait you didn't just call this
00:14:35 Ours.
00:14:36 Margaret, I feel someone you really care
00:14:42 is being a real pain.
00:14:44 Now, I need you to really concentrate
00:14:51 I thought stuff didn't smell
00:14:54 I don't know why we have to...
00:14:56 'Cause Dave wants visual confirmation.
00:14:58 So Dave gets visual confirmation.
00:15:02 We have a chance to move up here, Gary,
00:15:05 What's he gonna do, have him stuffed?
00:15:09 Like the guy's not gonna end up
00:15:12 You ever ask Dave what he did?
00:15:14 Who knows.
00:15:15 But Dave said if he did it one more time,
00:15:22 So how did it feel?
00:15:24 I mean, not when you did it, but like now.
00:15:28 I don't want to talk about it.
00:15:31 Okay.
00:15:45 Jimbo! He's not here.
00:15:48 Gary, enough with the little jokes, okay?
00:15:50 I'm serious. He's gone.
00:15:52 Don't even joke about it.
00:15:55 Maybe he wasn't...
00:15:58 dead.
00:16:03 Hey, Jimbo!
00:16:21 Morning, Mr. Barnell.
00:16:23 Morning, Avis.
00:16:23 Coffee?
00:16:24 If you insist.
00:16:26 She looks good.
00:16:28 "Waikiki Airlines, your ticket to paradise. "
00:16:33 Was last November this bad?
00:16:36 If we didn't have the weather,
00:16:38 Yeah.
00:16:44 Messages?
00:16:46 Just that fellow from Municipal Power
00:16:49 I told him you sent the check in weeks ago,
00:16:51 but some people don't like to listen.
00:16:54 Sorry, what did you say?
00:16:59 Avis, something really spooky
00:17:04 You remember my brother Raymond?
00:17:06 The one who went missing?
00:17:07 Well, last night there
00:17:12 and behold, there was Raymond
00:17:14 Didn't you have him declared.
00:17:16 Dead? Well, no... yes. Well,
00:17:19 he wasn't gone long enough really for that.
00:17:22 Good thing. In hindsight.
00:17:24 So... where was he all these years?
00:17:27 Lower forty-eight. Didn't like the cold.
00:17:30 Well, that's great. You and Mrs. Barnell
00:17:37 How is she?
00:17:38 Better.
00:17:40 A little better, you know.
00:17:47 Collecting, Mrs. Barnell.
00:17:49 Daniel, you pussy little cocksucker.
00:17:52 It's twelve dollars.
00:17:55 Jerk off. Jerk off.
00:17:57 Jerk off. Jerk off, jerk off, jerk off.
00:18:08 Tell your slut mom I said hi.
00:18:10 Sure will. Thanks.
00:18:12 Some days are better than others.
00:18:16 Better.
00:19:16 Paul, why is the fridge
00:19:18 Possum.
00:19:19 Hot pussy?
00:19:20 Paul, dinner's almost ready.
00:19:22 Oh, I feel like some wine.
00:19:26 You know, I have a crazy thought.
00:19:31 Let's order in tonight.
00:19:33 - Fuck it?
00:19:34 - Okay.
00:19:35 You know and I have to talk to you
00:19:38 Raymond's back.
00:20:03 And here he is.
00:20:07 Ray's a little jealous, just a little bit.
00:20:10 Margaret! The one that got away.
00:20:15 Beautiful signal on Margaret.
00:20:26 Good... good stuff. Hold on.
00:20:38 Here's the Doctor.
00:20:44 - That's okay. That's okay, okay,
00:20:47 Don't worry about it.
00:20:51 Good one, Margaret!
00:20:55 Princess.
00:21:45 Paul? Thank you so much
00:21:48 That was real considerate.
00:21:50 Well, I don't know what you're talking
00:21:53 You were out at the cabin this morning?
00:21:55 Nice to see you getting
00:21:58 Oh, now I see. No, no,
00:22:02 He's alive?
00:22:03 Yeah, very much.
00:23:45 Oh, God. Come on!
00:23:49 How much easier do I have to make this?
00:24:15 Margaret, you scared
00:24:17 Look at the dog.
00:24:19 She's just a little puppy.
00:24:20 A little puppy she is.
00:24:21 Little hungry puppy.
00:24:22 A hungry, hungry puppy.
00:24:23 - Yes.
00:24:24 - Come on over here.
00:24:26 How late is Rudy's open?
00:25:01 I'm sorry about this part.
00:25:08 Thank you.
00:25:23 If it's any comfort, he likely wasn't
00:25:27 So it was the fall?
00:25:29 Did he say where he was living
00:25:31 Florida.
00:25:32 He didn't talk about it much.
00:25:34 He brought us this shell.
00:25:36 It's all we have left, really.
00:25:40 We'd given him up for...
00:25:42 For dead, yes, sir.
00:25:45 How did you...?
00:25:46 Anonymous phone tip
00:25:49 Jamaican?
00:25:50 He said he saw
00:25:52 We tracked you through his ID.
00:25:54 Just like on TV.
00:25:56 I have to see him.
00:25:58 Mr. Barnell, I have to warn you,
00:26:01 I know.
00:26:02 There's not much left.
00:26:05 Oh, God.
00:26:08 Is that your brother, sir?
00:26:09 Yeah. That's him.
00:26:11 Chewed his ears off.
00:26:14 What kind of animal
00:26:17 Normally, I'd say a bear.
00:26:19 But with these tracks
00:26:23 It's rare, but it can happen.
00:26:34 Your brother's personal effects.
00:26:37 Marcy, would you...
00:26:39 Yeah, no problem.
00:26:41 Come on, let's go this way.
00:26:42 Thank you.
00:26:44 Coroner found some smaller bite
00:26:47 Pups. Must have been
00:26:49 Derek found this.
00:26:52 Not the smartest snack for a hiker.
00:26:56 Messy animals, aren't they?
00:26:59 Messy. Messy, messy, messy, messy.
00:27:03 - Here ya go, say cheese!
00:27:10 Shit!
00:27:12 You know, there are some places
00:27:14 where people actually do this outside.
00:27:20 So how many insurance companies
00:27:23 - Like a billion.
00:27:26 That's not the point, Tiffany. I busted
00:27:28 I don't want to quit.
00:27:29 I want to be promoted.
00:27:32 I want to be promoted
00:27:37 Okay.
00:27:38 And when that happens,
00:27:40 notch on your briefcase.
00:27:45 I can't believe you just said that.
00:27:48 Well, you know that you're the most
00:27:54 Sorry, what was that?
00:27:59 Tiffany, what do you want...?
00:28:05 You gonna get that?
00:28:12 Psych... I'm sorry, hello?
00:28:14 Who is it?
00:28:15 Yeah?
00:28:16 Look, is this a matter of life
00:28:19 Tiff, give me the phone.
00:28:20 Yeah. Hello?
00:28:26 You're kidding.
00:28:27 Your mom?
00:28:30 A million dollar life policy just checked.
00:28:34 On a Saturday? What about the First
00:28:38 Look, Tiffany, if this is who I think it is
00:28:40 I may have found us
00:28:41 We don't need a ticket.
00:28:44 Yeah, can I call you back? Okay.
00:28:47 We... I mean...
00:28:50 Don't be late, okay?
00:28:53 You won't even know I'm gone.
00:29:02 That's him. Raymond Barnell.
00:29:06 So, what's your line on this?
00:29:09 Just what it looks like. Wolves got him.
00:29:13 Maybe a grizzly with insomnia,
00:29:15 but I couldn't find any tracks.
00:29:17 Well, would it surprise you to learn
00:29:18 that his brother tried to cash
00:29:22 What are you trying to tell me
00:29:23 that Mr. Barnell chewed off
00:29:25 Well, doesn't it make you the least
00:29:29 Mr. Watters, I don't know thing one
00:29:32 but I'm guessing it's your job
00:29:36 This is a nice, simple ending.
00:29:39 We like nice, simple endings.
00:29:48 Chief? Good news, bad news.
00:29:51 The good news, he's dead.
00:29:56 Proof, Jimbo. You got one week.
00:29:58 It was our first time.
00:29:59 Nobody gets it perfect their first time, Dave.
00:30:01 Mr. Branch, this is not a standard case.
00:30:03 You were there when the guy came in
00:30:05 I mean, come on. It stinks.
00:30:07 Watters, if the police say
00:30:11 Eaten by wolves, sir.
00:30:13 ...eaten by wolves,
00:30:16 Did you happen to see
00:30:20 The police told us what happened.
00:30:21 How are you folks holding up?
00:30:23 Well, my wife is too upset to be here.
00:30:26 Paul? Who's out there?
00:30:28 As I said, she's very upset.
00:30:31 Paul? The door's stuck.
00:30:33 It's tough, though,
00:30:36 Who fucked with the fucking door?
00:30:39 You see how stressful his has been.
00:30:41 I have to go now because
00:30:47 Hi.
00:30:48 Well, what we don't need is bad PR.
00:30:51 I don't want this thing Valdezing on us.
00:30:53 Mr. Branch I'm sure that head office
00:30:55 would take a rather dim view
00:30:57 Corporate's view will be what I tell them.
00:31:01 Okay.
00:31:03 Yes, sir. Color us "called off" as of now.
00:31:08 Thanks, Cam. Thanks a lot.
00:31:11 Thanks for, all the back up.
00:31:14 You got a strange way of bucking
00:31:18 Look, I'm gonna start on the Johnson file.
00:31:20 You wanna do up
00:31:25 Where you going?
00:31:26 Lunch.
00:31:27 At nine-thirty?
00:31:28 Yeah.
00:31:29 We got seven joints here.
00:31:31 We got a card place,
00:31:35 Which one you figure'd
00:31:38 The police say they found Raymond's
00:31:43 - Yes, that's right.
00:31:47 He'd take walks. Hikes.
00:31:51 Hiking.
00:31:53 How sporty.
00:31:55 - Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:58 Was he a big hiker?
00:32:02 I'm sorry, I don't follow.
00:32:03 Well, would he hike more than once
00:32:08 May I ask why you need to know all this?
00:32:11 Just trying to tie up
00:32:13 You know, the police they say
00:32:18 Now, you do cover
00:32:21 Yes, sir, Mr. Barnell, and it shouldn't
00:32:25 Now, can you uh, can you tell me
00:32:29 The hiker?
00:32:44 How is my princess?
00:32:50 What's up?
00:32:53 I took some Adavan.
00:32:57 And called my psychic.
00:32:59 You know we can't afford that.
00:33:00 - We talked about that. Okay.
00:33:01 - It's just this week has been so...
00:33:05 Well, with Raymond
00:33:07 and someone trying to steal the fridge.
00:33:09 We got another letter from the HMO today.
00:33:16 Hey, come on now. Come on.
00:33:21 I'm sorry.
00:33:23 Fucking cocksuckers.
00:33:30 "As we previously stated
00:33:33 I'm sick. I'm really, really sick, you know?
00:33:37 I know. "Tourette's Syndrome is not
00:33:40 Fuck, fuck!
00:33:41 "... onset before the age of 18
00:33:44 "Please reference
00:33:47 "... concerning you claims for... "
00:33:53 It's what's going down
00:33:55 Margaret!
00:33:56 But still in matters vegetable, animal
00:33:57 I am the very model of a modern
00:33:59 Margaret!
00:34:04 I know you don't like to talk about this.
00:34:07 But maybe it's not what
00:34:10 Yeah, maybe it's not.
00:34:12 Maybe it's just stress.
00:34:17 Remember that cruise?
00:34:21 I saw you.
00:34:24 You were happy.
00:34:28 You were this sweet, happy person.
00:34:35 I'm sorry. I'm tired, you know.
00:34:37 They say you can't get it all of
00:34:41 I know. I know.
00:34:45 Well, I'll kill myself.
00:34:47 No, come on, that's nonsense!
00:34:48 - Then they'll see.
00:34:51 No, come on now.
00:34:52 ...marry someone normal.
00:34:54 You're the most normal girl I know.
00:34:56 I'm not crazy, Paul.
00:34:59 - There's something wrong with me.
00:35:03 And we're gonna find the best specialists
00:35:09 - Really?
00:35:12 I know things are gonna turn around.
00:35:15 Call me cra... I got this feeling. I do.
00:35:20 But you have to leave everything
00:35:24 You leave everything up to me,
00:35:26 and you're gonna be okay. I promise.
00:35:44 Shit bag.
00:35:48 That's my girl.
00:35:56 Yeah, hi. This is Ted Watters
00:35:59 I was wondering if I could get a complete
00:36:03 and a Paul Barnell, as well.
00:36:07 Yes, I will hold.
00:36:09 You start the month ends yet?
00:36:11 Oh, can you take care of that for me?
00:36:15 Oh, God. You're not still
00:36:22 I went to go see him.
00:36:24 And? And?
00:36:24 So, trust me, something's not right.
00:36:28 We're gonna get in such trouble.
00:36:29 Okay, from now on, you can come along
00:36:32 No more Cam goes to the coffee room
00:36:37 I'll try, yeah.
00:36:38 And you'll work on your interpersonal skills?
00:36:42 - Yes.
00:36:44 Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:36:48 Oh, hi. Yeah, sorry.
00:36:51 Are all these yours?
00:36:53 Greatest sport on earth.
00:36:54 Moved to a compound bow two years ago.
00:36:57 Arthritis. Less draw weight.
00:36:59 Tea okay?
00:37:01 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.
00:37:03 I was just wondering, did you happen
00:37:08 Only saw him the once.
00:37:12 Waved to him.
00:37:14 You waved?
00:37:15 He was clearing my driveway.
00:37:18 Raymond was a real hellcat
00:37:20 But like they say,
00:37:24 Was he much of an outdoo
00:37:27 I thought it was Paul at first.
00:37:34 Have you talked to Paul's wife?
00:37:36 Now there's a story.
00:37:37 Not that I'm much of a one for gossip,
00:37:40 I'm sorry. Did you say you thought it
00:37:48 Okay. It turns out that Mr. Barnell
00:37:50 His business is about one step away
00:37:53 Plus, it's like his brother Raymond
00:37:55 There's no credit history,
00:37:56 there's no nothing for the last five years.
00:37:59 Plus the only thing he did
00:38:01 was get some new ID and a new credit
00:38:05 Less than nothing.
00:38:07 - Okay, well, it's something.
00:38:09 - Yes, it is.
00:38:14 Claims, Watters.
00:38:16 This is personal.
00:38:18 I promise.
00:38:23 Mr. Barnell, your ears must have been
00:38:27 Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
00:38:29 What time?
00:38:31 Why is God, who is a loving God,
00:38:36 When someone is taken from us at such
00:38:40 Bullshit.
00:38:41 What possible purpose could this serve?
00:38:44 But I believe the Apostle Paul,
00:38:49 said it best when he said
00:38:54 Nun banger.
00:38:59 Doggies!
00:39:00 Raymond Barnell, Barnell's Travel.
00:39:03 We should have seen it earlier.
00:39:05 We should have checked the funeral
00:39:08 Mr. Barnell, there was really no hurry
00:39:11 we could've waited until later.
00:39:12 We just wrapped up.
00:39:14 This is my wife, Margaret.
00:39:16 Sweetheart, why don't you go
00:39:19 Okey dokey, Smokey.
00:39:25 She's been under a lot of stress lately.
00:39:29 I notice the media's here.
00:39:32 They really don't give people
00:39:36 I called them.
00:39:40 Really?
00:39:41 They wanted to talk to me about Raymond,
00:39:43 and I thought now would be
00:39:46 And you’ll just happen to mention
00:39:49 that hasn't paid off your policy yet.
00:39:50 I had to borrow money to pay
00:39:53 Well, you're breaking
00:39:55 I doubt that.
00:40:00 They asked to see some personal
00:40:06 Guess this is gonna be a really big story.
00:40:08 Maybe if we walked over there together
00:40:10 and you told them how deeply moved
00:40:13 Enjoy your press conference, Mr. Barnell.
00:40:39 Raymond left us this shell.
00:41:12 Hello, little Bambi.
00:41:16 Where's your mommy?
00:41:20 Getting it from some ten-point buck.
00:41:24 Yes, she is.
00:41:27 She is...
00:42:29 Stay away from our fucking appliances!
00:42:31 Okay, lady, let's just stay calm.
00:43:00 Sorry.
00:43:01 Son of a bitch.
00:43:04 You are in so much trouble!
00:43:06 Lady, so help me...
00:43:12 Let's go again. Let's go... again.
00:43:17 Okay, sir...
00:43:19 In the house!
00:43:32 So you're a souvenir wholesaler?
00:43:34 For the cruise ship trade, mostly.
00:43:36 Usual stuff... stuffed animals.
00:43:40 your baby seals... your bears, your...
00:43:43 Is that where they came in?
00:43:45 Yeah, through that big hole in the roof.
00:43:49 I got a list of all
00:43:59 How much?
00:44:01 We figure about two hundred grand.
00:44:03 Plus fixing the roof.
00:44:04 Fax over an estimate and we'll have
00:44:07 Ted? Maybe we should take
00:44:11 This is a simple case.
00:44:13 Let's just clear it and get going, okay?
00:44:15 I should tell you, we also had some
00:44:19 That could run another couple grand.
00:44:22 Wanna wrap this up, Cam?
00:44:36 You try to rape me,
00:44:46 Hey, what's going on?
00:44:47 - Don't ask!
00:44:50 Jesus, you look like you ran into...
00:44:53 So what now, you gonna get me
00:44:59 I just came here to look around
00:45:02 and she started hitting me
00:45:04 Oh, please.
00:45:05 Is this how you solve our problem?
00:45:07 I didn't have any choice.
00:45:09 Yeah, listen. If the fat from your neck
00:45:19 - Where would we stash her? Your place?
00:45:22 Plus, we'd have to get her in
00:45:24 And I've seen that sty
00:45:27 You see, it's a bad idea.
00:45:35 They got a whirlpool tub.
00:45:39 With bubbles?
00:45:41 It'd be like a little getaway.
00:45:56 Hey Maggie Magster. You're awfully...
00:46:01 What the hell happened?
00:46:04 What the hell are you doing in our house?
00:46:06 Mr. Barnell.
00:46:08 I believe you have something that
00:46:12 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:46:14 You don't?
00:46:15 You hear that, Gary?
00:46:21 Guess he doesn't know nothing about a...
00:46:23 dead body in the dumpster
00:46:29 So how much did you get?
00:46:34 We had a life insurance policy
00:46:38 and we could get...
00:46:41 one hundred thousand dollars.
00:46:46 You know, it's always you quiet guys.
00:46:52 All right, here's how it's gonna work.
00:46:56 We stay here with your little tulip in there
00:46:59 and you go get our guy.
00:47:02 You stay here?
00:47:04 Have the body and let's say
00:47:09 fifty thousand clams for our trouble.
00:47:12 You screw with us and we'll start mailing
00:47:22 Starting with her feet.
00:47:44 Paul! Are you moving in?
00:47:48 Just for a bit.
00:47:49 She'll come to her senses.
00:47:51 They always do.
00:47:54 Thanks, Mrs. Wherry.
00:47:58 Good night.
00:48:15 Oh, Raymond.
00:48:17 Would it have killed you
00:49:05 State police! Open up!
00:49:07 Police? Is there something wrong?
00:49:20 Hello, brother. Missed ya.
00:49:27 Page sixteen, Paul.
00:49:29 You know what I love about USA Today,
00:49:32 other than the bar graphs
00:49:36 They got news from every state
00:49:40 I was eaten by wild fucking animals!
00:49:44 But you know, despite that,
00:49:49 Let me tell you
00:49:53 So where's my money?
00:49:56 Your money? There's no money yet.
00:50:00 What'd you get?
00:50:02 Fifty thousand.
00:50:04 I get half.
00:50:05 Sure.
00:50:09 You look good. You lost weight.
00:50:11 I gave up carbs.
00:50:14 I'm getting a health kick.
00:50:21 What you doing out here, anyway?
00:50:25 She not going along with it?
00:50:27 Who, Margaret?
00:50:29 How's she holding up, anyway?
00:50:32 We're having problems.
00:50:36 Any kids?
00:50:38 You still can't get one past the goalie, huh?
00:50:44 Well, it's best not to send
00:50:50 So how come you talk like you do?
00:50:53 I mean, cursing all the time.
00:50:55 It's a disease.
00:50:58 I can't control what I say. Turnip.
00:51:02 Really?
00:51:03 Congratulations.
00:51:04 You've just kidnapped
00:51:07 I saw on TV where people
00:51:12 They must have got it wrong.
00:51:13 I don't think so.
00:51:15 It was a movie of the week
00:51:18 And don't people
00:51:25 I get it. Sorry. You got a spice rack?
00:51:29 Next to the stove.
00:51:33 Nothing. Cumin?
00:51:36 There. There. There.
00:51:38 There, there, there, there, there, there!
00:51:43 And I'm not crazy.
00:51:46 Sometimes I can control it,
00:51:48 You can't. You know what I think?
00:51:51 I think this syndrome is something you
00:51:55 "Hey, works for me. "
00:51:57 Ass. Ass. Ass.
00:51:59 You can completely abdicate
00:52:02 Say whatever want whenever you want,
00:52:05 Ass-rimming ball sucker.
00:52:07 Maybe I should catch this thing.
00:52:09 "Gee, sorry, Your Honor,
00:52:10 I have this disease that makes me
00:52:13 It's called I really need a Slurpee disease. "
00:52:15 You've never robbed a 7-11 in your life
00:52:19 What kind of a man threatens a woman
00:52:21 You are so faking it.
00:52:23 You should know.
00:52:25 Is this how you get your kicks,
00:52:27 you overcompensating
00:52:30 You better shut your mouth
00:52:34 You don't scare me. If something bad
00:52:36 my psychic would have told me.
00:52:39 You put that down now, you little bitch,
00:52:42 or so help me I'll start yelling
00:52:58 A little help here?
00:53:02 I got Twinkies.
00:53:13 Honey?
00:53:16 You okay?
00:53:18 Wait, this is the important part.
00:53:22 This stops now.
00:53:23 I was watching that.
00:53:24 This case is making me and you crazy.
00:53:27 Especially you.
00:53:30 I'm just trying to be supportive.
00:53:33 Leading experts agree that's the number
00:53:37 I don't have any complaints about my, you.
00:53:43 Dead guy's got a record?
00:53:45 Yeah, he beat some guy
00:53:48 He broke the guy's eye socket.
00:53:56 - Honey?
00:53:58 - I think you should look at this again.
00:54:15 You know, I've been thinking there, Paulie.
00:54:20 After we get her back
00:54:24 do you think your wife's
00:54:27 pretty little mouth shut?
00:54:29 That'd be a first.
00:54:32 'Cause, you know,
00:54:35 - She's not...
00:54:36 if you say something to your therapist,
00:54:40 We can't afford a therapist, Raymond.
00:54:42 Still, you just might want to think about it.
00:54:47 Think about what?
00:54:49 All I'm saying is,
00:54:50 sometimes a man has
00:54:54 Cull the herd, so to speak.
00:55:05 Come on, Paulie, I'm just
00:55:08 Don't be such a stick.
00:55:10 Is that jailhouse humor?
00:55:14 Still...
00:55:32 Mr. Watters.
00:55:33 On the phone you said something
00:55:37 Mr. Barnell, why are you staying out here?
00:55:39 My wife and I we're having
00:55:44 Well, that's kind of understandable,
00:55:47 and dumped his body out
00:55:49 Raymond?
00:55:50 No, no, no.
00:55:51 Definitely not Raymond.
00:55:52 I thought it was at first,
00:55:56 I don't think I appreciate your tone, sir.
00:55:58 My tone?
00:56:03 I will personally see to that.
00:56:04 I think you should go now.
00:56:05 You are a liar and a thief!
00:56:08 Mr. Watters, I've had a very rough night.
00:56:09 Murderer.
00:56:09 No.
00:56:10 You are a murderer.
00:56:19 What happened to your eye?
00:56:21 Let's say you just step away from him.
00:56:28 You all right there, Paul?
00:56:30 I'm all right, Mrs. Wherry. It's okay.
00:56:32 I can drop him, if you want.
00:56:34 No. I'm all right.
00:56:39 I think you should go.
00:56:53 I got some fishing line,
00:57:00 You okay?
00:57:02 Yeah. I'm great.
00:57:10 I haven't called the police yet,
00:57:12 but I can tell you it was certainly tempting.
00:57:15 In my life, I've had dealings
00:57:20 he is definitely disturbed.
00:57:23 Watters, it's so good of you to join us.
00:57:26 Mr. Barnell was just telling me
00:57:31 I caught that, yeah.
00:57:33 And, as you can see,
00:57:39 You don't think I did this.
00:57:45 - I would never...
00:57:53 Mr. Branch, can I show you something?
00:57:55 I think you would like to see it, too,
00:58:01 Okay, see? Where's the birthmark?
00:58:05 Your brother's police report listed,
00:58:06 "large, purple birthmark, upper right thigh".
00:58:08 But I don't see it here, not on this body.
00:58:10 You can-you can see it here,
00:58:15 So where did it go?
00:58:17 Did it just disappear? Did it all of
00:58:28 It did get better, Mr. Watters.
00:58:31 It did?
00:58:32 It got better!
00:58:34 Well, how in the world did that happen?
00:58:37 Well... Raymond, when he came back
00:58:43 he'd had it fixed.
00:58:46 Laser surgery. Yeah, how like
00:58:51 I understand.
00:58:52 And it gone.
00:58:57 He did... not! No! He didn't!
00:58:59 What do you mean? Did not.
00:59:00 How can you tell? There's no leg!
00:59:03 You taped my brother's body
00:59:09 You stole family pictures!
00:59:11 You videotaped the naked chewed
00:59:15 What the kind of sick company
00:59:18 This is crazy! This is crazy!
00:59:21 All we have to do is dig up the body
00:59:25 Dig up the body and check
00:59:29 - All right. All right!
00:59:37 Mr. Barnell, I'm so very sorry
00:59:43 We will have a check brought to you first
00:59:52 Thank you.
01:00:08 Jesus. Thank God he's not suing us.
01:00:11 Tomorrow, you will deliver a check
01:00:15 with a complete apology.
01:00:19 Mr. Branch, I know how this looks...
01:00:22 It looks like you beat hell
01:00:25 Now, send Cam in here.
01:00:27 While you've been out on
01:00:30 your junior found us a way out
01:00:34 Head Office is going to bump him a level.
01:00:41 I'll go get him.
01:00:44 Head Office is very keen on him.
01:00:48 They've asked me
01:00:54 County Coroner.
01:00:58 Hello. Yes, I was wondering
01:01:01 which department is in charge of...
01:01:05 Sure, I'll hold.
01:01:07 Hang on, Mag Pie. Hang on.
01:01:33 Listen, you little prick!
01:01:42 I know you are, but what am I?
01:01:44 Gary!
01:01:46 Gary!
01:01:47 Your turn to deal with it!
01:01:48 If I come out of this bathroom,
01:01:49 I swear to God I'll put
01:01:52 I know you are, but what am I?
01:01:55 Ray. Can I talk to you for a moment?
01:01:59 Ladies.
01:02:00 Ladies.
01:02:05 Listen, who's...?
01:02:07 The prostitutes?
01:02:08 I sure as hell hope so.
01:02:09 'Cause Jehovah's Witness won't lick your lolly
01:02:14 How'd you get them here?
01:02:15 I just put it on my plastic.
01:02:18 It's got my name on it and everything.
01:02:22 You can't use this.
01:02:25 No, no, no. Think. Okay? Ray?
01:02:29 You're not using your head, Raymond.
01:02:30 The fuck you say.
01:02:38 What in blazes is that on the counter, Ray?
01:02:40 That's "muh gun", Paul.
01:02:48 Hello?
01:02:49 Hello, Mr. Barnell. It's Jimbo.
01:02:52 Sorry, I can't...
01:02:53 Are you having a party?
01:02:55 There's no party.
01:02:58 - Sir, that's not right.
01:03:00 - Thirty, sorry, starting now!
01:03:04 Well, he wants to talk to her.
01:03:07 Twenty-five!
01:03:08 Paul, are you entertaining?
01:03:10 Oh, Margaret, no!
01:03:13 Fifteen! Have you got the body?
01:03:15 Paul, we need more chips!
01:03:16 Have you got the body?
01:03:17 Paul, the carrot little weasely one
01:03:19 with his sick carrot little cock.
01:03:20 And he's messing up my kitchen.
01:03:22 You sick you don't hurt her!
01:03:24 I didn't say anything like that.
01:03:28 Paul, where's the chips?
01:03:30 Yes. You'll have it tomorrow.
01:03:36 Hello!
01:03:37 I think I managed to avoid a trace.
01:03:40 We're staying in his house.
01:03:45 Right.
01:03:46 Hello! Can I help you?
01:03:50 Mr. Watters.
01:03:51 Mr. Barnell, I...
01:03:54 I have your check.
01:03:57 Really?
01:03:59 Yeah.
01:04:01 Thank you very much.
01:04:05 Avis.
01:04:15 Did you have an accident?
01:04:17 Well, no, actually I was mugged.
01:04:20 The police say it was just
01:04:24 but who knows, right?
01:04:30 I have to get you to sign right here
01:04:35 an X. And...
01:04:41 I'd like to apologize for...
01:04:44 No. No, please. No need.
01:04:52 Well, that's quite the shell.
01:04:55 It's a gift from my brother, Raymond.
01:04:57 He brought it back from Florida for me,
01:05:03 Well, that and a million dollars.
01:05:07 Boy, things really worked out for you
01:05:10 - Lots of cash. Newly single guy...
01:05:12 Well, what are you gonna do?
01:05:13 You gonna go down to Club Med
01:05:16 Maybe get some hookers?
01:05:16 I love my wife, Mr. Watters.
01:05:21 Very much.
01:05:26 Can we level with each other
01:05:32 Avis!
01:05:36 Avis!
01:05:40 I got it.
01:05:42 A second. Thank you.
01:05:52 That's where you went!
01:06:02 That's quite the display.
01:06:04 They do some very nice
01:06:08 Here it is, Mr. Barnell.
01:06:10 I thought someone
01:06:13 It's not the best neighborhood.
01:06:21 Sign right by the X.
01:06:42 Avis, will you call Municipal
01:06:45 and tell them I'll be dropping by in a bit?
01:06:52 Thank you.
01:07:17 There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
01:07:19 A lot of people find talking
01:07:23 So what's on your mind, Carlos?
01:07:26 I have a situation. My wife...
01:07:31 Do you think it's okay to do
01:07:35 even though they may do something
01:07:41 Well, you probably shouldn't break
01:07:45 Are you really sure
01:07:50 He said some things.
01:07:53 but I think he might do them.
01:07:56 Okay, well, don't think, know.
01:07:59 How close are you
01:08:01 the one you're trying to protect?
01:08:08 Have you ever felt like
01:08:11 like your own life didn't even matter
01:08:15 as long as
01:08:17 Listen to me Carlos.
01:08:19 Your wife is an incredibly lucky woman.
01:08:23 I know relationships are tough,
01:08:25 but you you just do what you gotta do
01:08:29 Remember, love is sacrifice.
01:08:39 I guess you're right.
01:08:42 Okay, so you get tough, all right?
01:08:44 And remember, this call is
01:08:48 But call me back and let me know
01:08:51 - Okay.
01:09:02 Okay.
01:10:08 So, Miami, huh?
01:10:12 One little case and, boom,
01:10:15 Congratulations. Why are you here?
01:10:18 To say thanks.
01:10:21 Oh, no, no, no.
01:10:25 So, we were all kinda wondering,
01:10:29 Car trouble.
01:10:32 Should you be driving?
01:10:33 Absolutely not.
01:11:06 Jodie!
01:11:18 We set for the switch tomorrow?
01:11:20 Yeah.
01:11:21 There's a turnout up at Summit
01:11:25 Fine.
01:11:36 You guys like it?
01:11:41 Tastes like a rectal polyp.
01:11:47 Now, how would she know?
01:11:53 How would she know?
01:11:57 How would she know?
01:11:59 I coulda had her, you know?
01:12:04 Right?
01:12:09 Oh, yeah, yeah, I just figured she was...
01:12:14 I don't know. You know?
01:12:18 No, I don't know.
01:12:20 - Okay.
01:12:22 Does Mrs. Kennedy have a black dress?
01:12:27 - Alrighty.
01:12:34 So, rendezvous
01:12:37 First thing in the morning.
01:12:42 Yeah, well, we'll go get her
01:12:48 You remember that time in school
01:12:52 when I jumped out and scared you
01:12:56 That was a hoot, yeah.
01:12:59 Hey, bottoms up.
01:13:01 Okay. Puddles! You remember
01:13:07 Everybody called you "Puddles".
01:13:09 They did.
01:13:11 Puddles!
01:13:12 Yeah, that was funny.
01:13:15 Hey, come on now.
01:13:17 There you go, there you go.
01:13:23 I love you, bro.
01:13:25 You too, pal.
01:13:28 Okay.
01:15:21 It's my tub! Open up!
01:15:23 Finders keepers.
01:15:24 No, I drew the water! Get out!
01:15:25 - Finders keepers.
01:15:28 You know this thing has twelve
01:15:30 No, Gary I don't. Every time I try to get
01:15:34 Stop that!
01:15:36 Hey, let me ask you something.
01:15:39 Oh, Christ!
01:15:40 I read that if it changes color,
01:15:43 Yeah... but not by me!
01:15:57 Hello?
01:15:58 Oh, thank fucking Christ! Is Tiffany there?
01:16:00 No, well, she's gonna be
01:16:03 Do you want to call back later?
01:16:05 Well, you should know, fuckwit.
01:16:07 Do you know there's a man with a gun
01:16:09 Goddammit, Ted.
01:16:10 Oh, wait, yeah, she's right here.
01:16:14 Mrs. Barnell?
01:16:17 I'm here, Margaret.
01:16:19 Give me the headset.
01:16:20 What is wrong with you?
01:16:22 Christ! Where do you want to start?
01:16:23 Mrs. Barnell could you speak up a bit?
01:16:26 What's she saying?
01:16:27 Something about the Gay Mafia taking
01:16:31 Margaret, now are you sure
01:16:36 Shit on toast.
01:16:38 Jesus! Fucking dog.
01:16:40 Watch out for Jodie.
01:16:43 How do you like the bubbles now?
01:16:46 You want to squeak your duck again?
01:16:49 Jesus!
01:16:54 - That really hurts, you know?
01:17:03 Why are the flowers talking?
01:17:09 Are you sure this is it?
01:17:10 She specifically mentioned
01:17:12 where the snowmobilers like to hang out.
01:17:16 I'll call you later, okay?
01:17:18 I won't be here.
01:17:19 Excuse me?
01:17:22 I know relationships aren't gonna be
01:17:25 but I'm not really having
01:17:27 and I don't think you are, either.
01:17:29 What are you talking about?
01:17:31 I just I think you need to be
01:17:33 and I'm not in a good space to deal with it.
01:17:38 So, what?
01:17:42 I just, I don't think we should be
01:18:20 Psychic Pals.
01:18:24 How are you today, Mr. Williams?
01:18:28 I think she'd be fine with you re-marrying.
01:18:34 But hang on, let me concentrate...
01:18:44 I've been... I've been cutting
01:18:47 and, as a result, our normal communication
01:18:52 And I think that you coming with me
01:18:54 would further the development
01:18:57 and allow us both to realize the...
01:19:01 the potential of our interpersonalism.
01:19:04 If you're gonna be sarcastic...
01:19:07 I'm not being anything.
01:19:13 Okay. Why do you want me to come?
01:19:19 Because if you don't,
01:19:21 then... then I'll have to stay.
01:19:26 And then, then I'll be mad about that.
01:19:32 And then, and then I know that
01:19:34 we'll eventually break up over it.
01:19:41 And as bad as my life is right now, Tiffany,
01:19:43 that would make it a million times worse.
01:19:54 Mr. Williams?
01:19:56 You know, she's totally cool with it.
01:19:58 Listen, listen, you're gonna
01:20:01 I gotta go help my boyfriend.
01:21:22 See this? This has all the symptoms of
01:21:25 and you don't have half of them.
01:21:26 And?
01:21:27 And... and you're faking it.
01:21:29 Magazines don't prove anything.
01:21:31 Could we please get there
01:21:34 Magazines prove everything.
01:21:36 Don't make me pull the car over.
01:21:46 Okay, so it's called The Listening Game.
01:21:48 You talk, I listen,
01:21:51 I can talk about anything?
01:21:54 Yes.
01:21:56 Let's just drop it, okay?
01:21:58 I'm just saying, she acts like this
01:22:07 That little prick!
01:22:40 I assume you have our friend?
01:22:42 Of course. Can you let her go now?
01:22:45 Let's see our guy first.
01:22:51 How do we know it's him?
01:22:52 Come on!
01:22:55 You got the money, Mack?
01:23:02 So, this is kinda like a really weird
01:23:04 And if Paul Barnell already
01:23:06 Yeah, maybe his wife is next.
01:23:11 Okay, so my turn?
01:23:13 Yeah.
01:23:14 Now, a healthy relationship...
01:23:15 Here we are.
01:23:23 Can I let her out?
01:23:24 No! Step away from the car!
01:23:39 Why did you gag her?
01:23:42 You know.
01:24:01 - It's all over. Did they hurt you?
01:24:05 You don't look so good.
01:24:07 - Yeah, I've been. You? Did they feed you?
01:24:09 No, you know, when I get busy. You know.
01:24:10 Did you fall?
01:24:11 - Yeah, but... Chipped a tooth.
01:24:15 Boy, you look good.
01:24:18 You smell nice.
01:24:19 - Yeah.
01:24:21 How's Jodie?
01:24:22 She's dead.
01:24:24 Kidding.
01:24:28 Pretty good.
01:24:30 So, do you have a plan here?
01:24:31 You know, I guess I'm gonna
01:24:33 I'm gonna go talk to him.
01:24:36 - Yeah. You don't mind staying here, do
01:24:39 Wait. When do we call the cops?
01:24:43 You know, I mean, if he is doing
01:24:50 I'll wave, okay?
01:24:56 That's a very good plan.
01:25:05 Tourists.
01:25:10 - Wait isn't... isn't that?
01:25:14 Excuse me! Excuse me!
01:25:23 Aren't you Raymond Barnell?
01:25:25 Go away.
01:25:27 Hey, you know, I don't really know
01:25:28 but I was just wondering if maybe
01:25:30 just for a few minutes. I mean...
01:25:34 Hey, man, you know,
01:25:36 but you can't just walk away
01:25:37 and expect people to be like,
01:25:45 How much?
01:25:50 Your brother,
01:25:56 has stolen a million doll
01:26:02 For years I've been thinking new meds...
01:26:10 You know, maybe we should...
01:26:16 Honey, I need you to walk over to that
01:26:22 Why don't you put this on now, okay?
01:26:28 You look so good.
01:26:28 No matter what you hear
01:26:32 you just keep walking, all right?
01:26:34 If I'm late or something...
01:26:37 You're never late.
01:26:39 ...look inside the coat.
01:26:58 Jimbo?
01:27:09 Million dollars, Paul?
01:27:12 Did you really think
01:27:16 What million dollars?
01:27:18 Fuck.
01:28:18 What the fuck!
01:28:21 And you do.
01:28:26 Put it down, Nancy.
01:28:28 You first, chief.
01:28:31 You win, tough guy.
01:28:39 Gary.
01:28:40 Sorry.
01:28:44 It was an accident!
01:28:46 - What the fuck, man?
01:28:49 Gary!
01:28:50 Please don't shoot us!
01:28:52 Stop! What the fuck, Gary? Jesus Christ!
01:28:56 No!
01:29:07 Oh! Oh, God!
01:29:23 Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
01:29:25 Oh, fucking hell. I can't breathe.
01:29:40 Can you stand?
01:29:41 Is the Pope a...
01:29:42 Easy.
01:29:51 Thank you.
01:30:32 You're gonna kill me, Gary.
01:31:12 Look at me, you little...
01:31:24 Puddles.
01:32:06 Where do you think you're going?
01:32:07 Ted, leave him alone!
01:32:08 No, no, no, no!
01:32:12 No, I've been beaten!
01:32:16 I've been humiliated!
01:32:19 He kicked me in the balls!
01:32:22 He kicked me in the balls!
01:32:25 And I want an answer now!
01:32:27 Okay.
01:32:31 Well, go ahead.
01:32:40 I love my wife, Mr. Watters.
01:32:44 And when you love someone
01:32:47 I mean, really love someone...
01:32:49 That's it!
01:32:51 Fuck! If I wanted a Hallmark card
01:32:54 or the lyrics to a Foreigner rock ballad,
01:32:57 I would go to the mall, Mr. Barnell!
01:33:18 Mr. Barnell... you can go first.
01:33:40 Habeas corpus.
01:33:43 I wanted to help Margaret, you know?
01:33:47 I'm broke
01:33:49 and that's why I came in originally
01:33:52 "I can do this. You'll pay off. "
01:33:55 'Cause, you know,
01:34:51 Where do you want to go?
01:34:52 Someplace close.
01:34:53 My three o'clock was moved up.
01:34:56 So you all right about everything?
01:35:00 Yeah.
01:35:01 Good. Good.
01:35:02 I like it when you're okay.
01:35:09 Don't you just love this weather?
01:35:13 Learning to.
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