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Bill Hicks Revelations
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Live at the London Dominion Theatre |
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"Revelations" |
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On December 16, 1961, the world turned upside down and inside out, |
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and I was born screaming, in America. |
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It was the tale end of the American Dream, |
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just before we lost our innocence irrevocably, |
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and the TV eye brought the horror of our lives into out homes |
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for all to see. |
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I was told when I grew up, I could be anything I wanted. |
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A fireman, a policeman, a doctor. Even President, it seemed. |
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And for the first time in the history of mankind, |
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something new, called an astronaut. |
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But like many kids growing up on a steady diet of Westerns, |
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I always wanted to be the cowboy hero. |
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That lone voice in the wilderness, |
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fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, |
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and standing for freedom, truth and justice. |
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And in my heart of hearts, I still track the remnants of that dream, |
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wherever I go, |
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You're in the right place. It's Bill. |
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I'm living out in Los Angeles now so, |
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you know, for the weather. |
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You guys have weather. Cool... |
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Los Angeles, every day, hot and sunny, |
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today, hot and sunny, |
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...hot and sunny, every single day, hot and sunny. |
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And they love it. |
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"Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" |
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What are you, a fucking lizard? |
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Only reptiles feel that way |
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I'm a mammal, |
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cappuccino and rosy-cheeked women. |
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LA is the home of the pedestrian right-of-way law. |
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What this law is, |
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anywhere or any time |
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on the road, every car has to stop |
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Yes, 'cause only in LA does common courtesy |
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Every car has to stop. Pretty ludicrous in light of the city we're in now, right? |
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If someone steps in front of your car here, you speed up and turn your wipers on, you know. |
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"Bad call brother." |
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"Must've had a bad day. I don't know." |
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Stupid law... |
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How many of you all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots, |
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when those people were being pulled out of their trucks |
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and beaten half to death - how many of you all wondered, like I did...? |
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Step on the fucking gas, man! |
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They're on foot, you're in a truck... |
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...I think I see a way out of this! |
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That pedestrian right-of-way law... |
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People are driving home, |
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Molotov cocktails, clubs in hand, |
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I guarantee you that Reginald Denny, that truck driver... |
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Never gonna stop again as long as he lives. |
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Could be an old woman |
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"Not today, baby." |
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Not a time to quit smoking, kids |
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But I fucking did it. |
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And yes, I miss' em... |
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It is hard to quit smoking. |
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Everyone of them looks real good to me, right now. |
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Every cigarette looks like it was |
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and moistened shut |
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"Golly, that looks tasty" |
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Every time I'm here something weird happens, |
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People ask me where I stood politically, you know. |
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It's not that I disagree with Bush's |
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Is that I believe he was a child of Satan |
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Yeah, I'm a little... a little to the left there, I was. |
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Yeah, you know who else is gone? |
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Is that guy Damien? |
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aren't gonna glow red |
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"Stop making jokes about meee..." |
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"I'll spell potato any fucking way I want." |
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"Rioters in LA, let's nuke them." |
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"Bush was a pussy." |
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"He held me back." |
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Frightening people, man. |
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Bush tried to buy votes |
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Goes around, you know, |
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getting that military industrial |
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Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea |
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and then goes around making speeches |
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because, "We still live in a dangerous world." |
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Thanks to you, you fucker! |
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What are you doing?! |
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Quit arming the fucking world, man. |
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You know we armed Iraq. |
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During the Persian Gulf war |
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"Iraq: incredible weapons, |
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How do you know that? |
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"Uh, well... |
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...we looked at the receipt." |
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"Ah, but as soon as that cheque clears, we're going in." |
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"What time's the bank open? Eight? |
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"We're going in for God |
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and here's a foetus and he's a Hitler. |
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Whatever you fucking need, let's go. |
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Oh-oh, looks like Mr. Major |
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Little Iraqgate, |
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"Did we send, did...I don't...did...?" |
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"I'll have to check Maggie's old calendar." |
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What's funny about this, |
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that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... |
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which Iraq then converted... |
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I have news for you folks, |
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Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, |
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Our papers in the States have the same thing. |
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We sold Iraq "farming equipment", |
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which Iraq then "converted"... |
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How do they do this? |
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Wow! It was a chicken coop, |
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"This war's for Aladdin." |
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Farming equipment which they converted into military, |
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okay, you got me, I'm curious, |
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"Oh! okay, well it's stuff |
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Yeah? |
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What? |
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"Ooh...okay...uhh...well... Oh, one of the |
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it was new thing we came up with, |
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flame-throwing rake." |
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"No, it was for the farmer, see, he would |
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"But you know what |
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There's no trees in Iraq, what are you sending them rakes for, you asshole? |
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"We could have done our research better, perhaps, yes." |
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What else did you sell 'em? |
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"Okay, uhh...one of the other things we gave 'em |
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"The, uhh...armored tractor." |
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"No, farmers when they farm, will look over their shoulders, at times, and they won't see a tree |
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and they'll hit it, maybe, and there'll be a wasp nest in the tree, and the wasps will come 'n sting 'em." |
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"So we put four inches of armour |
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And a turret to shoot pesticide on the wasps." |
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"Yeah, but you know what |
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"Can't trust 'em." |
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I'm so sick of arming the world and then |
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You know what I mean? |
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We keep arming these little countries |
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We're like the bullies of the world, you know? |
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We're like Jack Palance |
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Throwing the pistol |
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"Pick it up." |
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"I don't wanna pick it up, mister, |
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"Pick up the gun". |
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"Mister, I don't want no trouble, |
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I just came down town here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife." |
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"I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about 10 rolls a week of that stuff." |
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" I ain't looking for no trouble mister." |
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"Pick up the gun." |
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"You all saw him. He had a gun." |
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Kennedy, I love talking about the Kennedy assassination |
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because to me it's a great example of, |
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to, you know, manage information and thus |
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Oh sorry wrong meeting... Ah, shit. |
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That's the meeting we're having tomorrow |
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I love talking about Kennedy. |
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You know you can go down there and, uh, to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. |
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And you can actually go to the sixth floor of |
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..."The Assassination Museum". |
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I think they named that |
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I can't be too sure of |
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Anyway, they have the window set up |
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And it's really accurate, you know, |
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Painstaking accuracy, you know. |
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It's true, it's called the 'Sniper's Nest'. |
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It's glassed in, it's got the boxes sitting there. |
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You can't actually get to the window itself |
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they didn't want thousands of american |
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"No fucking way! |
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"Shit, they're lying to us! |
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"Where are they?" |
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"There's no fucking way." |
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Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes, upside down from the ledge. |
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Either that, or some pigeons grabbed onto him, flew him over the motorcade... |
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Surely someone would have seen that. |
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You know, there were rumours |
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Someone overhead them saying: |
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Unbelievable. And you know what's wild? |
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People's attitudes in the States about it. |
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Talking about Kennedy, people come up to me: |
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"Bill, quit talking about Kennedy, man. Let it go." |
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"It's a long time ago - just forget about it." |
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I'm like, alright, |
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As long as we're talking shelf life here. |
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"Bill, you know Jesus died for you" - Yeah, well it was a long time ago. Forget about it! |
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How about this? Get Pilate to release the fucking files. |
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Quit washing your hands, |
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Who else was on that grassy Golgotha that day? |
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"Bill, it was just, you know... |
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...taking over of democracy by a totalitarian government, let it go." |
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That's another good thing |
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'cause for the last 12 years with Reagan and Bush, |
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we have had fundamentalist Christians |
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Fundamentalist Christians who believe |
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including that wacky fire |
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have had their finger on the |
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"Tell me when Lord, tell me when. |
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Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating! |
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These people actually believe that the bi.., uh, |
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Swear to God! |
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"Well we looked at all the people in the Bible |
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and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, |
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Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know |
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- You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? |
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- Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? |
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- Dinosaur. |
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You know the world's 12 thousand years old |
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and they existed in that time, you'd think it would |
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"And O, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. |
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But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... |
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with a splinter in his paw. |
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And O the disciples did run a shriekin': |
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"But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw |
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and the big lizard became his friend." |
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"And Jesus sent him to Scotland |
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inviting thousands of american tourists |
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and their fat dollar bills. |
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"Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord." |
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Get this, I actually asked one of these guys: |
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Okay, dinosaur fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? |
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Let me sit down and strap in. |
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He said, "Dinosaur fossils? |
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Thank God I'm strapped in, right now, here, man. |
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I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. |
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- You believe that? |
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Does that trouble anyone here? |
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The idea that God... |
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I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. |
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"We will see who believes in me now. |
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"I am killing Me." |
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You know, You die and go to St. Peter: |
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"- Did you believe in dinosaurs? |
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"You fuckin' idiot. Flying lizards, you're a moron! |
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"It seemed so plausible, ahhhh!" |
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"Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!" |
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You ever noticed how people who |
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Ya ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, |
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"I believe God created me in one day" |
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Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. |
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God |
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Then they change the bible! |
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"I think what God meant to say..." |
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I have never been that confident. |
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Next we have a bible out called 'The New Living Bible', it's the bible in updated and modern English. |
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I guess to make it more palatable for people to read. |
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But its really weird, when you listen to it. |
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"And Jesus walked on water. |
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Suddenly we got Jesus hanging ten across the Sea of Galilee. Christ's Bogus Adventure, ya'know. |
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Deuteronomio 90210, ya'know.. |
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Such a weird belief. Lot of Christians |
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You think when Jesus comes back |
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Maybe why he hasn't shown up yet. |
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"Man, they're still wearing crosses. Fuck it, |
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"When they start wearing fishes |
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"But... let me bury fossil heads with you Dad" |
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"Fuck'em - let's fuck with them!" |
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"They're fuckin' with me now, lets get'em." |
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"Give me that brontosaurus head, Dad." |
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You know, kinda like going up to Jackie |
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"Thinkin' of John, Jackie. We love him. |
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Just tryin' to keep that memory alive, baby." |
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Back and to the left, back and to the left, |
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back and to the left, back and to the left. |
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Which, by the way, that action you see |
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caused by a bullet - comin from up there. |
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Yes, I know it looks to the layman |
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This action here would be caused |
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Up here, did you see that? |
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What happened was Oswald's gun went off, |
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through the buildings of Dealey Plaza |
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up into the grassy knoll hitting |
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which 56 witnesses testified was a gun shot, |
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'cause immediately... Kennedy's head went over. |
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But the reason his head went over |
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is 'cause the echo went by the motorcade |
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"So there, we have figured out, |
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go back to bed America, your government |
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"Go back to bed America, |
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Here, here's American Gladiators. |
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"Go back to bed America" |
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"Here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it." |
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"Watch these pituitary retards |
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and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom." |
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"Here you go America, you are free, to do as we tell you! |
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You are free, to do as we tell you!" |
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"Oh good. Honey, I heard on the news |
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what happened is, is that there was an echo |
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and that that's why his head flew..." |
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"Honey what time's Gladiators on? Are we missing it?" |
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"I'm so glad we're free, honey." |
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This happen just a few weeks ago. All these articles in the paper: |
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"Is Gladiators too violent? And what are we doing watching it? |
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Is it really good for us to watch? |
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NO! Fuck it! Give these guys chain saws! |
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Let them fuck each other up good. |
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Let these fuckin' morons kill each other in that God Damn pit! |
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Give them chainsaws an... |
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I want to see a fuckin railway |
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How about this? Give everyone in the audience a pistol. |
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"There, you fuckers... |
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See who comes out alive!" |
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You know, I'm tired of this false fuckin sanctimonious morality about life. |
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"Ain't life keen" |
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"Let's pat ourselves on the back." |
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They want to kill each other, I'm filming it. |
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I had a great idea for the movies. No one wants to fucking hear it, I don't know why? |
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I was watching Terminator 2 and I'm thinking to myself, these are the most amazing stunts I have ever seen. |
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A hundred million dollars it cost to make this film. |
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How are they ever gonna top these stunts in a movie again? There's no way. |
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Unless... |
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...they start using terminally ill people... |
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Hear me out... |
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...as stuntmen in pictures. |
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Okay, not the most popular idea ever, |
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What, you know, some of will probably |
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"Ooh it's cruel, terminally ill stunt people, Bill... |
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You know what I think what cruel is? |
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Leaving your loved ones to die in some |
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Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! |
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Whaaat? Do you want your grandmother dying |
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Her translucent skin so thin you can see her |
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last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins... |
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Or you want her to meet Chuck Norris? |
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Why be so selfish as to deprive her of that thrill? |
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"Tom how come you dressed my grandmother up as a mugger?" |
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"Shut up and get off the set. Action! |
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"Wow he kicked her head right off her body! |
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She's out of her misery. I just saw the |
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Okay not the most popular idea ever. |
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All I'm saying is people are dying every day, |
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and movies are getting more and more boring. |
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I am the weaver. |
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"Is American Gladiators too violent? |
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Watch the fucking news man, |
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You watch the news these days you know, |
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You think you just walk out your door, |
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you're immediately going to be raped by some |
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Horrible news stories, you know. |
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"Honey, I'm gonna check the mail... |
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Whaddya we stay inside tonight baby? |
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Lets the pizza delivery guy deal with that shit out there." |
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"Hello, pizza delivery, could you |
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I know that's your third one, |
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I can almost reach the pizza box with the broom handle." |
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How come those pit bulls are eating your driver |
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What do they know that we don't know, hellooo?" |
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Pretty soon we're all gonna be locked inside our homes |
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with no one on the street but pizza |
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with turrets shooting pizzas through |
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Every house will glow with American Gladiators beamed in. |
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"We are free - keep repeating - we are free!" |
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The news is just apocalyptic. |
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Didn't you think with the Cold War being over, |
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How many of y'all were as stupid |
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Wow, it's over - 40 years of threat of nuclear weapons - |
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Now 12 different countries have nuclear weapons. |
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Life is harder now. Work hard! |
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By the way if anyone here is in |
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No, no, no it's just a little thought. |
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Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. |
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Seriously though, if you are, do. |
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No really, there's no rationalisation for |
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Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner |
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You're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," |
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You are Satan's spawn |
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You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. |
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Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, |
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Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, |
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I don't care how you do it. Rid the world |
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Whatever, you know what I mean. |
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I know what all the marketing people are thinking |
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He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. |
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Oh man, I am not doing that. |
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"Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for |
| 00:34:03 |
A lot of people are feeling that indignation. |
| 00:34:06 |
He's doing a good thing." |
| 00:34:08 |
Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags! |
| 00:34:11 |
Quit putting a godamm dollar sign |
| 00:34:16 |
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. |
| 00:34:24 |
God, I'm just caught in a fucking web. |
| 00:34:28 |
"Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. |
| 00:34:32 |
We see that many people feel trapped. |
| 00:34:34 |
If we play to that and then separate |
| 00:34:38 |
How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep |
| 00:34:42 |
"What you did tonight honey?" - "Oh, we made...ah... we made...ah...arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." |
| 00:34:52 |
"Yeah, we just said, you know: «is |
| 00:34:57 |
Yeah... the mums will love it." |
| 00:35:01 |
Sleep like fucking children, don't ya, |
| 00:35:04 |
But, you know, I saw this movie this year |
| 00:35:10 |
Okay now. Bill's quick capsule review: |
| 00:35:13 |
Piece-of-Shit. |
| 00:35:15 |
Okay now. Yeah, yeah, end of story by the way. |
| 00:35:21 |
Don't get caught up in that fevered hype phoney |
| 00:35:27 |
"Is it too sexist, and what about |
| 00:35:31 |
You're, you're just confused, you don't get, |
| 00:35:35 |
Take a deep breath huuh, look at it again. |
| 00:35:38 |
"Oh it's a Piece-of-Shit!" |
| 00:35:40 |
Exactly, that's all it is. |
| 00:35:45 |
they put a fucking title on it, put it on a marquee, |
| 00:35:51 |
"But is it too...? |
| 00:35:55 |
You're, you're getting really baffled here. Piece-of-Shit! |
| 00:36:04 |
Free yourself folks, if you see it, |
| 00:36:08 |
You're right! You're right! |
| 00:36:11 |
Not those fuckers who want to tell you |
| 00:36:19 |
Sorry, wrong meeting again. |
| 00:36:23 |
I keep getting my days mixed up. |
| 00:36:28 |
Tonight it's comedy entertainment with young Bill. |
| 00:36:37 |
Horrible film... |
| 00:36:40 |
And then I come to find out after that film, |
| 00:36:45 |
let me repeat that, all... |
| 00:36:53 |
...all the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film, |
| 00:36:58 |
because the test audience was turned off by them. |
| 00:37:09 |
Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America. |
| 00:37:17 |
I don't want to seem like Randy Pan, the Goat Boy, |
| 00:37:23 |
but...uh...that was the only reason |
| 00:37:31 |
If I had been in that test audience, |
| 00:37:34 |
the only one out front, protesting that film, would have been |
| 00:37:40 |
"I swear I was in that movie. I swear I was." |
| 00:37:47 |
"Gee Mike, the movie started. |
| 00:37:49 |
Sharon Stone was eating another woman |
| 00:37:56 |
Then the credits rolled. |
| 00:37:58 |
I...uh...I don't remember seeing |
| 00:38:06 |
"Was Bill Hicks in that test audience?" |
| 00:38:12 |
Goat boy called it like he saw it Mikey. |
| 00:38:15 |
You made your 14 mill, now hit the fucking road. |
| 00:38:19 |
Goat boy has invited some people over |
| 00:38:24 |
...of the Goat-Boy Edited Version. |
| 00:38:29 |
I am Goat boy. |
| 00:38:33 |
"What do you want, Goat Boy? |
| 00:38:41 |
Goat Boy is here to please you. |
| 00:38:47 |
"How?" |
| 00:38:52 |
Tie me to your headboard, |
| 00:38:57 |
and let me wear you like a feed-bag |
| 00:39:17 |
Hold onto my horns. |
| 00:39:24 |
"Goat-Booooy!" |
| 00:39:27 |
Yes, my love? |
| 00:39:31 |
"You're a big old smelly thing." |
| 00:39:40 |
I need professional help at this point |
| 00:39:45 |
I think I need a priest at this point. |
| 00:39:48 |
- "Forgive me Father for I have sinned." |
| 00:39:51 |
- Well, I said the word 'fuck' gratuitously. |
| 00:40:01 |
- I lied. |
| 00:40:04 |
- That's about all, oh, oh, one thing, |
| 00:40:06 |
I keep thinking I'm a randy goat, |
| 00:40:14 |
Unless of course it's a woman priest, |
| 00:40:16 |
in which case it'll go like this: |
| 00:40:26 |
People ask me what I think about |
| 00:40:29 |
What, a woman priest? |
| 00:40:33 |
Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. |
| 00:40:38 |
Have a hermaphrodite one. |
| 00:40:40 |
Have one with three dicks and eight titties. |
| 00:40:42 |
I don't , I don't... |
| 00:40:45 |
Have one with gills and a trunk. |
| 00:40:50 |
I might go see that, you know, but... |
| 00:40:53 |
You know, I appreciate your quaint traditions and superstitions. |
| 00:40:57 |
I on the other hand am an evolved being |
| 00:41:02 |
which exists in all of our hearts. |
| 00:41:05 |
That middle man thing, it's wacky and I appreciate it... |
| 00:41:08 |
Gotta run, there's a voice callin' me. |
| 00:41:17 |
Now you guys are totally weird sexually. Here's why. |
| 00:41:21 |
Oh yeah, coming from Goat Boy, oh boy. |
| 00:41:24 |
"Yes Bill, and how is that?" |
| 00:41:30 |
"That we have human sex? Does that bother you Bill?" |
| 00:41:36 |
"Goat Boy finds that disgusting. Where is the fun in that?" |
| 00:41:44 |
Goat Boy loves young girls. |
| 00:41:51 |
"Hi Goat Boy you big old smelly thing. |
| 00:41:56 |
Ooh you smell like an old boot. |
| 00:42:02 |
- I don't see you running away. |
| 00:42:09 |
Besides, your eyes are really kind and peaceful." |
| 00:42:14 |
Except for that fire that burns real far deep inside of 'em." |
| 00:42:23 |
"Oh Goat Boy, what's that?" |
| 00:42:25 |
"That is my purple wand, and my hairy sack of magic." |
| 00:42:43 |
"You do tricks?" |
| 00:42:50 |
"What can you do with that?" |
| 00:42:53 |
"Goat Boy can make a bell ring in your stomach" |
| 00:43:02 |
"What does that bell mean?" |
| 00:43:04 |
- It calls Goat Boy to dinner. |
| 00:43:11 |
"Okay Bill, stop with the Goat boy thing, we get it alright." |
| 00:43:16 |
"It's kinda amusing but let's... okay." |
| 00:43:20 |
You don't like Goat boy? |
| 00:43:24 |
Goat boy is hurt by your indifference. |
| 00:43:27 |
He wanted you to come dance with him in the pastures. |
| 00:43:33 |
Goat Boy wants to string flowers through |
| 00:43:43 |
- "Why do you like young girls Goat Boy? |
| 00:43:49 |
There's nothing between your legs, |
| 00:43:51 |
it's like a wisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut. |
| 00:44:01 |
And turn you around and open your cheeks, |
| 00:44:12 |
Oh how cute! |
| 00:44:14 |
I bet your asshole tastes better than |
| 00:44:20 |
Goat Boooy...!" |
| 00:44:25 |
"Shaggy old thing. I'm not going to kiss you, |
| 00:44:31 |
Do you want me to tell you? |
| 00:44:37 |
"Okay Bill, seriously, the Goat Boy thing, |
| 00:44:44 |
Except for some of my goat children. |
| 00:44:47 |
"Mooore, Faaather, mooore, more Goat Boy, Faather." |
| 00:44:50 |
"We are your goat children. We too lay in |
| 00:45:00 |
But you guys are weird, get this: |
| 00:45:02 |
I'm walking down through the West End |
| 00:45:05 |
from Iowa gets off the bus. Big cow people, right? |
| 00:45:08 |
Bump into me and I go flying into this adult bookstore. |
| 00:45:20 |
And my hands were in my pockets and I |
| 00:45:25 |
and wafted down onto the cash register |
| 00:45:29 |
How embarrassing. I go home immediately |
| 00:45:33 |
Toward the garbage, it breaks open, face up on the bed. |
| 00:45:38 |
Give me a break, Lord! |
| 00:45:41 |
But I'm looking at your British hard-core pornography |
| 00:45:44 |
which I just spent hard-core fucking dollars for. |
| 00:45:47 |
And I'm going, "something's wrong with this." |
| 00:45:55 |
I realise it's porno yeah just what we know and love, |
| 00:45:59 |
but there's blue dots covering all the |
| 00:46:05 |
There's a guy standing there like this. |
| 00:46:13 |
There's a woman kneeling, well... I believe she was like this. |
| 00:46:22 |
And there's this big blue dot right here. |
| 00:46:26 |
What the fuck! |
| 00:46:31 |
What you gotta buy the blue dot eraser separately, |
| 00:46:36 |
I'm an adult. Don' t protect me. Let's go! |
| 00:46:40 |
Goat Boy wants his money back. |
| 00:46:46 |
And then I see a club in the West end that has |
| 00:46:52 |
I thought what a bummer actually have |
| 00:47:13 |
Alright |
| 00:47:14 |
But what's weird is, that's your hard core porno, |
| 00:47:16 |
then you go home, turn on Channel 4 late at night, |
| 00:47:19 |
there's people fucking yeah they're right there. |
| 00:47:21 |
No blue dot, just people fucking right |
| 00:47:25 |
It's a foreign film, it's art all of a sudden. Hey, |
| 00:47:28 |
put some subtitles in there. Here's your pussy, here, you got it. |
| 00:47:31 |
Everyone happy? There you go, it's art, godammit. |
| 00:47:36 |
Alright, I see. You pay, you get ripped |
| 00:47:45 |
I am available for children's parties by the way. |
| 00:47:51 |
"Mommy, I want Goat Boy to come play at our house." |
| 00:48:01 |
But, you know... |
| 00:48:08 |
Pot, right. |
| 00:48:10 |
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Liiiiieee! |
| 00:48:17 |
When you're high, you can do |
| 00:48:21 |
you just realize, it's not worth the fucking effort. |
| 00:48:29 |
There is a difference. |
| 00:48:33 |
Sure I can get up at dawn, |
| 00:48:36 |
go to a job I hate, that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever, |
| 00:48:42 |
for the rest of my fucking life. |
| 00:48:47 |
Or I can wake up at noon... |
| 00:48:52 |
...and learn how to play the sitar! |
| 00:49:06 |
Pretty simple when it's spelled out |
| 00:49:14 |
Only thing I've ever heard about pot, |
| 00:49:20 |
Good! |
| 00:49:22 |
There's too many fucking people in the world. |
| 00:49:29 |
Tired of this, "Hey aren't we the coolest. Humans are so neat." |
| 00:49:34 |
Too many of you. Quit rutting, just for |
| 00:49:44 |
Then go back to your rutting. |
| 00:49:48 |
But I'll tell you this. Where's this idea that childbirth is a miracle came from? |
| 00:49:54 |
I missed that fucking meeting, okay? |
| 00:49:58 |
"It's a miracle, childbirth is a miracle." |
| 00:50:00 |
No it's not. No more than a miracle than |
| 00:50:07 |
It's a chemical reaction, that's all it fucking is. |
| 00:50:13 |
Raisin' a kid that doesn't talk in a movie theatre. |
| 00:50:19 |
It's not a miracle if every nine months |
| 00:50:20 |
any yin yang in the world can drop a |
| 00:50:25 |
And just in case you haven't seen |
| 00:50:29 |
the miracle is spreading like wild-fire. |
| 00:50:32 |
"Hallelujah!" Trailer parks and council flats |
| 00:50:42 |
Like frogs laying eggs. |
| 00:50:45 |
"Look at all my little miracles, thunk, |
| 00:50:51 |
"You know what would be a real miracle, |
| 00:50:57 |
"I guess I'll have to call you Lorry Driver Junior." |
| 00:51:02 |
"That's all I remember about your daddy was |
| 00:51:06 |
...shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly" |
| 00:51:09 |
"to produce my little water-headed miracle baby" |
| 00:51:13 |
"There's your brother, Pizza Boy Delivery Junior." |
| 00:51:17 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:51:23 |
Hold on for a minute, let's figure |
| 00:51:29 |
I'm just weird, you know? |
| 00:51:31 |
How about have a neat world for kids to come to? |
| 00:51:35 |
Okay, it's me, fuck it! |
| 00:51:37 |
Drop 'em like fucking flies, boom, |
| 00:51:42 |
I just don't get it you know, I mean |
| 00:51:45 |
just keep em away from me. Alright there, alright. |
| 00:51:47 |
Now get this, I've been travelling all over the country on British Air. |
| 00:51:50 |
No smoking on British Air. Now let me get this straight, no smoking, right, but they allow children. |
| 00:51:57 |
Little fairness? |
| 00:51:59 |
"Well smoking bothers me." |
| 00:52:09 |
I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, |
| 00:52:17 |
Very tired, right, and I feel this tapping on my head. |
| 00:52:21 |
And I look up and there's this little kid... |
| 00:52:26 |
...loose! On the fucking plane, he's just loose. |
| 00:52:33 |
It's his playground in the sky. |
| 00:52:37 |
And he has decided that his job... |
| 00:52:39 |
...is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head. |
| 00:52:53 |
I look across the aisle at his mom. |
| 00:52:59 |
Guy next to the mom goes, "They're |
| 00:53:04 |
Isn't that amazing, letting your |
| 00:53:07 |
And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit |
| 00:53:14 |
And the guy next to the mom starts |
| 00:53:23 |
...we're about to learn an important lesson right here." |
| 00:53:31 |
"Why you're right, the smaller he gets, the cuter he is." |
| 00:53:41 |
God, I wish I had a camera right now. |
| 00:53:47 |
Like to get a picture of his face |
| 00:53:49 |
when his pudgy little legs hit that farmhouse down there. |
| 00:53:53 |
Aah, aah, kids.... |
| 00:53:58 |
Stewardess, since we got a breeze in here, can we smoke now? |
| 00:54:03 |
Fairly well circulated at this point. |
| 00:54:08 |
True story. But, you know... |
| 00:54:17 |
Why is marijuana against the law? |
| 00:54:21 |
Doesn't the idea of making nature against |
| 00:54:27 |
You know what I mean? |
| 00:54:28 |
It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? |
| 00:54:32 |
It grows everywhere, serves a thousand |
| 00:54:37 |
To make marijuana against the law, |
| 00:54:44 |
You know what I mean, it's like God on |
| 00:54:46 |
"There it is, my creation, perfect and |
| 00:55:01 |
"Oh my me." |
| 00:55:07 |
"I left fucking pot everywhere." |
| 00:55:13 |
"I should never have smoked that joint on the third day... |
| 00:55:20 |
"That was the day I created possums. |
| 00:55:30 |
"If I leave pot everywhere... |
| 00:55:31 |
...that's gonna give humans the impression |
| 00:55:38 |
"Now I have to create Republicans." |
| 00:55:44 |
And God wept. I believe is the next verse. |
| 00:55:52 |
You know what I mean? I believe that God left |
| 00:55:57 |
to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. |
| 00:56:02 |
Okay, not the most popular idea ever expressed. |
| 00:56:05 |
Either that or you're real high and agreeing with me |
| 00:56:07 |
in the only way you can right now. |
| 00:56:13 |
"I forgot the code, is it two blinks yes, one blink no?" |
| 00:56:20 |
Do you think magic mushrooms growing atop cow shit was an accident? |
| 00:56:26 |
Where do you think the phrase, "that's good shit" came from? |
| 00:56:30 |
Why do you think Hindus |
| 00:56:35 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:56:38 |
Why do I think McDonalds is the Anti-Christ? |
| 00:56:44 |
That's God little accelerator pad for our evolution. |
| 00:56:48 |
Let's think about this, man. For billions of years |
| 00:57:03 |
Probably too stupid to catch a cow, you know.... |
| 00:58:21 |
"I think we can go to the moon..." |
| 00:58:47 |
That is exactly how it fucking happened. |
| 00:58:53 |
Except for the marketing people whose belief is: |
| 00:58:56 |
"No, it was proven that uh it might be |
| 00:59:00 |
and a lot of people went up there, |
| 00:59:06 |
Save your story of creation, please... |
| 00:59:12 |
Not all drugs are good, now. Okay? |
| 00:59:16 |
Some of em are great. |
| 00:59:20 |
Just gotta know your way around'em, that's all. |
| 00:59:26 |
Yeah, I've had good times on drugs. |
| 00:59:30 |
I mean shit, look at this haircut. |
| 00:59:35 |
There are dangers. |
| 00:59:40 |
I think some of y'all have tripped |
| 00:59:45 |
I used to love tripping, man. There's |
| 00:59:48 |
who wants you to do something to enhance |
| 00:59:53 |
"You're tripping? Oh duuude, you gotta play miniature golf." |
| 01:00:05 |
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking, man. |
| 01:00:17 |
I'm just sitting over here watching the |
| 01:00:22 |
...get me to that fucking golf course. |
| 01:00:28 |
I'm watching Jesus flying around on a |
| 01:00:34 |
would be just the thing to make this trip peak. |
| 01:00:44 |
So you guys can use your legs, huh? |
| 01:00:50 |
No, it's just that I'm turning into a fish right now, |
| 01:01:01 |
Thanks, I'm pretty fucking high right now. |
| 01:01:09 |
You know. You just gotta be careful, |
| 01:01:13 |
We got pulled over tripping on acid one night, |
| 01:01:21 |
Cops don't appreciate |
| 01:01:27 |
They frown on that. |
| 01:01:33 |
Long night, man. Cops were tapping on this window. |
| 01:01:48 |
"How tall are you?" |
| 01:01:53 |
"A liddle cop, look at him!" |
| 01:01:57 |
"How does he drive that big fucking car?" |
| 01:02:02 |
"There could be thousands of them, shit! |
| 01:02:09 |
"Let's put him in the jar." |
| 01:02:16 |
Made perfect sense at that moment. |
| 01:02:19 |
Put him in a jar, poke some holes in the lid, |
| 01:02:24 |
"You'll never get us copper. Haha." |
| 01:02:28 |
"We'll send some little firemen to let you out." |
| 01:02:37 |
"Hey I bet they know where the miniature golf course is!" |
| 01:02:44 |
"Boo! Haha.. Fuck it, they scared us." |
| 01:02:53 |
"Son, you wanna stand up please?" |
| 01:03:02 |
"I just found the driver." |
| 01:03:05 |
"We don't need a driver, we're playing miniature golf." |
| 01:03:13 |
True story. Now, later, when I was released... |
| 01:03:19 |
...I mean spiritually...I feel... |
| 01:03:25 |
"- I need to see some ID. |
| 01:03:31 |
"Put your hands against the car please." |
| 01:03:35 |
"Which one?" |
| 01:03:37 |
"The UFO, the unicorn or your cruiser?" |
| 01:03:46 |
Drugs have done good things for us, |
| 01:03:50 |
take all your albums, tapes and CDs |
| 01:03:52 |
the musicians who made that great music that |
| 01:03:57 |
...rrreeeal fucking high. |
| 01:04:04 |
And these other musicians today who don't |
| 01:04:09 |
...Boy, do they suck! |
| 01:04:12 |
What a coincidence! |
| 01:04:15 |
Ball-less, souless, spiritless corporate |
| 01:04:20 |
each and every one of them. |
| 01:04:31 |
"We're rock stars against drugs 'cause |
| 01:04:36 |
Aw, suck Satan's cock! |
| 01:04:39 |
That's what we want isn't it, |
| 01:04:42 |
"Whooh, we're partying now!" |
| 01:04:46 |
"We're rock stars who do Pepsi Cola commercials." |
| 01:04:52 |
Suck Satan's cock. Put that big scaly pecker down your gullet. |
| 01:04:58 |
Drink that black worm jizzum. |
| 01:05:11 |
"Send in Vanilla Ice." |
| 01:05:20 |
"Hello Vanilla." |
| 01:05:29 |
"Says here on your application, you have |
| 01:05:43 |
"I think something can be arranged." |
| 01:05:49 |
"Whuh. Suck Satan's cock." |
| 01:05:58 |
"I will lower the standards of the earth." |
| 01:06:02 |
"I will put 56 channels of American Gladiators on every tv." |
| 01:06:07 |
"I will put all the money in the hands of 14 year old girls." |
| 01:06:10 |
"They will think you are charismatic, deep and edgy." |
| 01:06:26 |
"Send in MC Hammer on your way out." |
| 01:06:37 |
"Hello Hammer... |
| 01:06:40 |
...Back again, huh?" |
| 01:06:48 |
Boy, that Hammer. There was another boat that left me on the island, man. |
| 01:06:54 |
"Bill, are you gonna get on the Hammer boat with us?" |
| 01:06:57 |
"No, I'd rather stay here and eat my own flesh." |
| 01:07:07 |
Totally mystifying. |
| 01:07:08 |
I mean, you know you could sit and explain it |
| 01:07:13 |
and I'll go, "Fucking don't get it, man." |
| 01:07:16 |
I, It.. it's geni.. it's con, genital? it's uh genetic!. |
| 01:07:22 |
Maybe it is genital, Hay, wait a minute. Freud, come here! |
| 01:07:31 |
"Hammer's a great dancer." |
| 01:07:34 |
Whaaat? The guy's gotta a sand crab in his knickers. |
| 01:07:43 |
He's not dancing, he's having a fit! |
| 01:07:46 |
That's Satan's sperm eating its way through the lining of his stomach. |
| 01:07:58 |
"15 minutes almost up, Hammer!" |
| 01:08:08 |
"Send in Marky Mark." |
| 01:08:23 |
It's good for your voice. |
| 01:08:34 |
Hey, don't fuck with me, man. |
| 01:08:40 |
You know what I mean though, am I the only one who's fucking lost here? |
| 01:08:47 |
You never see positive drugs stories on the news, do ya. Isn't that weird? |
| 01:08:51 |
'Cause most of the experiences I've had on drugs, were real fucking positive. |
| 01:08:56 |
Who are these morons they're finding that's what I wanna know. |
| 01:08:59 |
I used to want to call the news: |
| 01:09:05 |
"Watch Tommy's, he's a pig, film him!" |
| 01:09:10 |
"He's been doing that for hours. He's killing us. You getting all that?" |
| 01:09:21 |
You know what I mean. Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. |
| 01:09:24 |
"Young man on acid, thought he could fly, |
| 01:09:30 |
What a dick, fuck him! |
| 01:09:33 |
If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? |
| 01:09:37 |
Check it out. You don't see ducks lining up |
| 01:09:43 |
They fly from the ground, you moron. |
| 01:09:47 |
He's a moron, he's dead, good. |
| 01:09:52 |
Boy I just felt the world get lighter - we lost a moron. |
| 01:09:56 |
Put on the Hammer album, I'm ready to dance! |
| 01:10:03 |
I don't mean to sound cold or cruel or vicious, |
| 01:10:09 |
Professional help is being sought. |
| 01:10:15 |
How about a positive LSD story? |
| 01:10:18 |
to base your decision on information rather than scare tactics |
| 01:10:22 |
and superstition and lies? |
| 01:10:27 |
I think it would be news-worthy. |
| 01:10:30 |
"Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed |
| 01:10:34 |
to a slow vibration. That we are all one |
| 01:10:41 |
There is no such thing as death, life is |
| 01:10:48 |
"Here's Tom with the weather." |
| 01:10:58 |
You've been fantastic and I hope you enjoyed it. |
| 01:11:01 |
There is a point, is there a point to all of this? |
| 01:11:08 |
Is there a point to my act? I would say there is. |
| 01:11:13 |
I have to. |
| 01:11:16 |
The world is like a ride in an amusement park. |
| 01:11:19 |
And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real |
| 01:11:23 |
And the ride goes up and down and round and round. |
| 01:11:25 |
It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly |
| 01:11:31 |
Some people have been on the ride for |
| 01:11:35 |
"is this real, or is this just a ride?" |
| 01:11:37 |
And other people have remembered, and they |
| 01:11:41 |
don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." |
| 01:11:45 |
And we... kill those people. |
| 01:11:49 |
"Shut him up." |
| 01:11:51 |
"We have a lot invested in this ride. |
| 01:11:56 |
"Look at my big bank account and my family. |
| 01:12:02 |
Just a ride. But we always kill those |
| 01:12:07 |
you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. |
| 01:12:10 |
But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. |
| 01:12:15 |
And we can change it anytime we want. |
| 01:12:17 |
It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. |
| 01:12:22 |
A choice, right now, between fear and love. |
| 01:12:25 |
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, |
| 01:12:29 |
buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes |
| 01:12:34 |
Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. |
| 01:12:38 |
Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year |
| 01:12:41 |
and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, |
| 01:12:45 |
which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, |
| 01:12:48 |
and we could explore space, together, |
| 01:12:56 |
Thank you very much, you've been great. |
| 01:13:00 |
London, you were fantastic, thank you, |
| 01:13:54 |
It's just a ride, it's just a ride... |
| 01:14:01 |
Subtitles made by Jeronimus. |
| 01:14:08 |
Thanks to Pablo H. Gianella (for subtitle times) |
| 01:14:13 |
In Bill Hicks memory... Thank you! |
