Black Dynamite

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00:00:24 Leon St. James
00:00:28 With the delectable combination
00:00:31 ...it's the only malt liquor...
00:00:33 ...that carries the seal of excellence
00:00:38 And when you pop the top,
00:00:44 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
00:00:46 The only malt liquor to be approved
00:00:51 That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
00:01:06 Anaconda Malt Liquor,
00:01:38 Gentlemen, every one of you
00:01:44 Doing business with me,
00:01:48 ...and you will be supplied
00:01:52 However, one of us here
00:02:02 Come on, you jive turkeys.
00:02:04 What kind of rundown is this?
00:02:07 Look, man...
00:02:09 ...I gotta get back to the streets
00:02:13 Hold it.
00:02:15 I told you jive chumps,
00:02:20 Who said you were?
00:02:41 He's dead.
00:02:46 My God, men.
00:02:49 Do you know what this means?
00:02:51 Do you know whose brother...?
00:02:54 This ghetto is gonna be turned
00:02:58 The streets are gonna run crimson
00:03:02 ...responsible
00:03:04 Man I am speaking of
00:03:07 And if you get on his bad side,
00:03:10 It's only a matter of time
00:03:13 ...and when he does,
00:03:15 ...get ready, gentlemen,
00:03:18 Coming, coming, coming.
00:03:30 Black Dynamite,
00:03:34 Me too.
00:03:36 That goes triple for me.
00:03:38 Mama, you're gonna waske up
00:03:42 I wanna tell you a story
00:03:47 He's a mean motherfucker
00:03:50 So grab on to your seats
00:03:54 ...while I tell you a story
00:04:28 Yeah?
00:04:29 Dynamite, baby,
00:04:32 Solid. I'm on it, Bee.
00:04:44 Who's there?
00:04:46 I'm looking for Nipsy.
00:04:50 There's no Nipsy here.
00:04:58 Now, I'm gonna ask you
00:05:00 Where's Nipsy?
00:05:01 Here I am, sucker.
00:05:39 Honeybee,
00:05:41 Black Dynamite.
00:05:44 Now, word on the street
00:05:48 You know me. I just talked to him.
00:05:53 Thank you, Black Dynamite.
00:05:55 I'm so happy.
00:05:57 Hey, they mess with you, Mama,
00:06:00 Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you
00:06:03 ...while we was down and out
00:06:06 Oh, I almost forgot.
00:06:08 Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake
00:06:11 ...and he ain't been by here
00:06:13 - And...
00:06:16 Tiny.
00:06:18 Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.
00:06:20 Tell him the rest by Wednesday
00:06:23 I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
00:06:25 They replaced the chain on your
00:06:29 They're sitting there on your desk,
00:06:49 All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?
00:06:52 I've known you too long.
00:06:54 Now, if something's bothering you,
00:06:58 Black Dynamite,
00:07:02 It's my little nephew, Bucky.
00:07:06 Where is Bucky
00:07:08 It's that new drug on the street.
00:07:10 All the kids are falling prey to it.
00:07:14 What we gonna do,
00:07:19 I know what I'm gonna do.
00:07:21 I'm gonna fight.
00:07:23 The only way I know how.
00:07:25 Ever since I was a boy,
00:07:29 Fight, fight, fight.
00:07:31 And when I got tired,
00:07:35 And now that the Man
00:07:38 ...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.
00:07:41 I'm gonna take him down.
00:07:43 I'm gonna take them all down.
00:08:44 Who the hell is interrupting
00:08:50 - Who the hell is this?
00:08:55 How many times
00:08:57 ...and interrupt my kung fu?
00:08:58 It's bad news, Dynamite.
00:09:01 It's your only brother, Jimmy.
00:09:04 He's dead, Dynamite.
00:09:06 Jimmy's dead.
00:09:10 Scram.
00:09:14 I said split.
00:09:15 Shake the scene, you turkeys.
00:09:18 I'll see you all tomorrow.
00:09:21 How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
00:09:23 They found him shot full of holes
00:09:27 Dead as a dog.
00:09:29 Said he had drugs on him.
00:09:31 I guess he was still on that stuff.
00:09:34 Now, I thought you promised
00:09:37 ...you wass gonna get him
00:09:41 Whoever did this is gonna pay.
00:09:44 I can promise you that.
00:09:45 Well, I hope it ain't like
00:09:48 ...you wass gonna get him
00:09:51 ...for the rest of his natural life...
00:10:02 Black Dynamite,
00:10:07 ...that you'll look after your brother...
00:10:10 ...and make sure
00:10:16 ...or dead.
00:10:19 I promise.
00:10:23 Jimmy, I am 18-year-old
00:10:27 ...and you are my 16... year-old
00:10:29 ...and you are high
00:10:32 Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?
00:10:34 Who?
00:10:50 Your mama would turn over
00:10:53 ...if she were here to see this.
00:10:55 She loved Jimmy with all her heart.
00:10:59 You promised your mama
00:11:02 ...that you would look after Jimmy.
00:11:05 Now he's dead.
00:11:14 I scoured the crime scene
00:11:18 Dig what I found.
00:11:23 Now, this is some heavy shit.
00:12:07 Freeze, turkeys.
00:12:11 I see you haven't lost your touch,
00:12:14 O'Leary?
00:12:18 The old "pie on the windowsill" trick.
00:12:23 That was the same trap you used
00:12:27 B.D. Took our fatigues
00:12:30 I remember we circled back
00:12:33 I guess you forgot about the time
00:12:35 ...left my black ass for dead, huh?
00:12:38 But I remember.
00:12:40 I remember everything.
00:12:43 I remember Vietnam
00:12:46 I remember that village
00:12:51 It was a massacre.
00:12:54 All the dead Chinamen
00:12:57 I remember the faces, the children.
00:13:02 This one child I'll never forget.
00:13:05 Poor little bastard was still alive.
00:13:07 His little Chinese legs
00:13:10 Still see his little shins and feet...
00:13:12 ...hanging from the ceiling fan
00:13:15 He was charred from his head down
00:13:21 He tried to get up...
00:13:23 ...but he fell over when what wass left
00:13:28 As he laid there flat on his face...
00:13:32 ...he looked up at me.
00:13:34 His little Chinese eyes
00:13:37 ...deep into my soul.
00:13:39 He said something to me
00:13:43 Sounds like some cartoon shit...
00:13:45 ...but I understood it to be a question
00:13:48 And I don't have to know
00:13:50 ...to know what that question was.
00:13:53 "Why, Black Dynamite?
00:13:56 Why?"
00:14:03 We're a long way from Nam.
00:14:05 Look at this place.
00:14:06 It must have an eight-track player
00:14:09 What's going on today
00:14:14 Corruption is running rampant
00:14:18 We need you, Black Dynamite,
00:14:22 I know I was the best CIA agent
00:14:26 ...but I thought I told you honkies
00:14:29 ...that Black Dynamite
00:14:31 - You're never out of the game.
00:14:35 And there's something
00:14:40 Okay.
00:14:42 We heard about your brother's death.
00:14:45 ...is you running through the streets
00:14:48 Tell me who did it
00:14:51 We don't know who killed Jimmy.
00:14:53 But I do know this.
00:14:55 You step out of line, friendship or not,
00:14:59 In case you forgot,
00:15:01 ...you relinquished
00:15:03 Well, you do what you have to.
00:15:05 Just don't get in my way.
00:15:46 Come on, give it up
00:15:50 Give them a nice round of applause,
00:15:54 Black Dynamite,
00:15:58 Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste
00:16:00 ...but afterwards since I'm here,
00:16:05 Out of sight.
00:16:06 I get off in 15 minutes.
00:16:09 You're right about that, sugar.
00:16:11 You're right about that.
00:16:16 Bullhorn, can I get you anything?
00:16:20 Yes. I would like some of that ass.
00:16:25 Yes, yes, yes.
00:16:31 Man, who dare knock
00:16:36 Main man Black Dynamite.
00:16:39 What it is, Bullhorn?
00:16:41 What you want to eat, man?
00:16:42 Sister Betty made some hog maws
00:16:47 I ain't here for no food, Horn.
00:16:52 Oh, man.
00:16:54 I can dig it.
00:16:56 Sugar, give us a minute.
00:17:06 You know, man...
00:17:08 ...I'm really sorry to hear
00:17:12 You know, me and you
00:17:15 - So you know if you need anything...
00:17:19 I need to know about the kind of cats
00:17:23 You know, he came around here
00:17:26 ...with some cats
00:17:29 Man, I mean,
00:17:31 Meaner than two fat motherfuckers
00:17:35 Can you dig it?
00:17:38 Yeah. I can dig it.
00:17:45 That little old half-a-player,
00:17:49 You remember Cream Corn.
00:17:53 So where is Cream Corn
00:17:57 Yep, that's right.
00:17:59 I'm running things.
00:18:03 Cream Corn.
00:18:05 Smooth.
00:18:07 I got my measure for your pleasure.
00:18:10 Stick with me, baby,
00:18:13 And let a nigga mess with me.
00:18:14 I'll jump on him,
00:19:14 Let me catch my breath,
00:19:16 Shut up, sucker. I need answers.
00:19:18 I wanna know who the cats were
00:19:21 Man, I don't know nothing
00:19:23 Okay, all right, all right.
00:19:25 Their leader's name
00:19:28 They hang out at a place
00:19:32 Now, get me up.
00:19:49 So you must be Black Dynamite.
00:19:53 Cream Corn, you jive mother.
00:20:02 Chicago Wind, I presume.
00:20:05 Your presumption is correct, nigga.
00:20:07 If you presume that I killed
00:20:10 Not that it means shit to me.
00:20:12 Either way, shit.
00:20:16 I wish I'd have killed
00:20:19 Somebody else beat me to it.
00:20:21 Is that so?
00:20:23 Well, Mr. Chicago Wind...
00:20:26 ...what do you know about this?
00:20:32 Some heavy shit.
00:20:35 But dig.
00:20:38 Let me explain something to you,
00:20:41 I don't answer questions.
00:20:43 I ask them.
00:20:46 Even if I did know who killed
00:20:49 ...what would make you think
00:20:53 Get your black ass out of my joint...
00:20:57 ...before we beat you
00:21:05 That's right, you jive-ass punk.
00:21:07 Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket
00:21:10 That's right, nigga.
00:22:36 Go catch Chicago Wind
00:22:39 I'll take care
00:22:46 Oh, you's a corn-fed fool
00:22:51 But it's time for Bullhorn
00:23:02 Motherfucker.
00:23:09 Let everybody know
00:23:13 ...that this is the outcome
00:23:28 Try to catch me now, sucker.
00:23:40 Motherfucker.
00:23:48 Now you know why they call me
00:23:51 Because I left your ass
00:23:56 Man, don't you ever, ever...
00:24:09 That black son of a bitch,
00:24:13 I want Black Dynamite dead,
00:24:19 Before you support
00:24:22 ...find out if they're going to rid
00:24:25 ...of the hustlers and pushers.
00:24:28 Or are they gonna destroy all
00:24:31 ...and give their corporate friends
00:24:37 ...like Congressman James.
00:24:38 Watch me turn this shit around.
00:24:40 Power to the people.
00:24:43 With all due respect
00:24:47 ...you all know me.
00:24:48 Yes.
00:24:50 Now, young lady...
00:24:51 ...these fine folks
00:24:55 All they want is a little bit of bread.
00:24:59 And you can't just stick it
00:25:02 You also
00:25:06 Now, we got to take this
00:25:12 We got to go from the poor house
00:25:17 Instead of maligning me...
00:25:20 ...let's take this land
00:25:25 Keep the faith, brothers and sisters.
00:25:35 Say, Mama, you're gonna have
00:25:38 ...if you wanna take on
00:25:40 The shame is, half these people
00:25:44 ...but at least they can put his
00:25:47 So, what do you do
00:25:49 Do you march? Do you vote?
00:25:52 Oh, let me guess.
00:25:53 You're one of Tom Slick brothers...
00:25:55 ...think you can get by on good looks,
00:25:58 I don't know about Tom Slick.
00:26:00 But thank you for the compliments.
00:26:03 That's not what I meant.
00:26:04 Not that I think
00:26:06 I mean, you know these guys
00:26:09 - Winks and smiles.
00:26:15 What about the smile?
00:26:17 I am smiling.
00:26:45 Right on, right on.
00:26:55 Excuse me, brothers.
00:26:57 The militants turn, startled.
00:26:59 This is private.
00:27:00 How'd you get in here?
00:27:02 I walked in.
00:27:04 So you one of them
00:27:07 Or maybe you an undercover pig.
00:27:09 Or maybe you just a federal hit man.
00:27:11 If I was,
00:27:15 Now, let me speak
00:27:18 Sarcastically, I'm in charge.
00:27:21 Right on.
00:27:22 If you were in charge...
00:27:24 ...the people might as well surrender
00:27:27 ...because your survival skills
00:27:30 Black Dynamite.
00:27:34 It has been a long time, my brother.
00:27:36 What it is, Saheed?
00:27:38 You know this Uncle Tom?
00:27:41 Listen, sucker.
00:27:43 I'm blacker than the ace of spades
00:27:45 ...than you and your whole damn army
00:27:48 And while you're out there...
00:27:50 ...chanting at rallies
00:27:52 ...I'm taking out any money
00:27:55 ...that gets in my way.
00:27:56 So I'll tell you what.
00:27:58 When your so-called revolution starts,
00:28:02 ...and I'll be right down front
00:28:04 ...but until then,
00:28:07 ...when grown folks is talking.
00:28:14 I'm sorry.
00:28:17 Yeah, we heard about
00:28:20 That was righteous.
00:28:22 That was personal, brother.
00:28:25 Personal or not, you saved
00:28:29 You need our help, we're here.
00:28:33 I can dig it.
00:28:36 What can you tell me about this?
00:28:40 Yeah.
00:28:44 I ain't seen one of these in a while.
00:28:49 I was gonna fuck him up.
00:29:06 There it is.
00:29:09 AR-48.
00:29:10 I wish we could get
00:29:13 That round will go through
00:29:16 Any idea who would have it?
00:29:19 Whoever it is,
00:29:22 ...because that right there
00:29:40 You mind telling me
00:29:42 ...at the scene
00:29:52 Okay, Black Dynamite.
00:29:55 Want me to level with you?
00:29:57 Your brother Jimmy
00:29:59 - He was one of us.
00:30:02 He was working undercover.
00:30:04 And he wanted to be just like you.
00:30:11 Jimmy, why didn't you tell me?
00:30:18 Vincent Rafelli.
00:30:20 Don of the Carbozi family.
00:30:24 Heads up a shipping company.
00:30:26 We believe he's distributing dope.
00:30:28 Jimmy felt that the don
00:30:31 ...had something up their sleeve.
00:30:33 He didn't quite know what it was.
00:30:35 He died trying to find out.
00:30:39 So I don't need to tell you
00:30:42 But I just have one question.
00:30:44 Are you in or are you out?
00:30:46 Because God knows
00:30:53 I'm in.
00:30:56 Good.
00:30:59 I had a feeling
00:31:02 Hope you don't mind.
00:31:03 I took the liberty
00:31:11 You're gonna need this.
00:31:19 Black Dynamite's looking for us.
00:31:21 You said you would handle it.
00:31:24 I'm bringing in
00:31:31 Somebody broke into
00:32:29 Breathe deeply, baby.
00:32:32 Daddy, you make my heart beat.
00:32:34 Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that.
00:32:38 But I think
00:32:40 Let me see if I can find
00:32:46 What the...?
00:32:49 I told you urine sample,
00:32:53 Black Dynamite.
00:32:55 I mean, really.
00:32:58 You sent her in here
00:33:00 What did you expect?
00:33:02 How's my x-ray?
00:33:03 Well, no fragments.
00:33:05 In and out.
00:33:06 You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
00:33:08 Three inches to the left...
00:33:10 ...and we wouldn't even be having
00:33:13 Three inches to the right,
00:33:16 Well, you need a new line of work.
00:33:19 This is the second time this year.
00:33:22 I know, I know.
00:33:24 Why do I bother?
00:33:27 No, doc, you help me just fine.
00:33:30 See you next time.
00:33:36 You hang in there, Leon.
00:33:50 Hey, Mama, what's going down?
00:33:53 No.
00:33:54 Nephew? Cousin?
00:33:56 I said no.
00:33:58 No relation, he...
00:34:00 He happens to be one of the kids
00:34:03 He overdosed on smack.
00:34:06 And why?
00:34:08 Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.
00:34:11 Oh, I don't need your kind of help.
00:34:14 Men like you only help
00:34:17 They can't be bothered.
00:34:18 Too busy chasing their chicks
00:34:22 No, Mr. Black Dynamite.
00:34:24 The only help you know
00:34:27 Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.
00:34:30 It's about that kid in there.
00:34:32 Now do you really want help...
00:34:33 ...or are you just trying to prove to the
00:34:37 Mama always said:
00:34:39 "A helping hand is a helping hand,
00:34:42 Guess my hands
00:34:48 Wait.
00:34:52 These politicians don't give a damn.
00:34:54 I mean, look, look at these ads.
00:34:58 Congressman James
00:35:00 Then he took away
00:35:03 ...and allowed his bedfellows
00:35:06 He even invested in these products.
00:35:08 Now the dope is everywhere.
00:35:10 It's even in the orphanage.
00:35:13 Not the orphanage.
00:35:17 I used to be an orphan.
00:35:20 You ain't got no mommy
00:35:23 You're an orphan.
00:35:24 Orphan, orphan, orphan.
00:35:32 No, not the orphans.
00:35:37 I think I need
00:35:41 We've been trying
00:35:44 But this new smack on the street
00:35:48 The worst thing
00:35:51 ...getting these children
00:35:54 ...is that these children are orphans,
00:35:59 Ain't nothing in the world
00:36:02 ...than some jive-ass sucker
00:36:05 Bobby, stop it.
00:36:07 You'll kick soon.
00:36:13 You dealing, brother?
00:36:15 I need my smack, I need it now.
00:36:17 Put a few of these honeys on the street
00:36:22 I refuse to let this happen to you,
00:36:25 I will shake this poisonous shit
00:36:28 ...if I have to.
00:36:29 Black Dynamite, stop.
00:36:35 I can't look at these kids no more.
00:36:40 This orphanage used to be alive
00:36:44 Now look at it, it's sickening.
00:36:45 Whoever's responsible is gonna pay,
00:36:48 Black Dynamite,
00:36:50 But this is much bigger
00:36:53 Hey, Little Mama.
00:36:54 It may be bigger than you
00:36:57 But it ain't bigger than you and me.
00:36:59 I think so.
00:37:01 I gotta split.
00:37:03 You need me to drop you off
00:37:05 No, I think I'm gonna go down
00:37:08 I'll drive you.
00:37:18 Thanks for the ride.
00:37:36 Can I get some hot sauce
00:37:38 Excuse me, lady.
00:37:47 - Oh, my God.
00:37:49 How did you know?
00:37:51 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
00:38:19 Damn.
00:38:36 Sorry, Roscoe.
00:38:37 It's cool, man.
00:38:39 Chili and donuts ain't working out
00:38:42 Maybe it's time for a change.
00:38:46 What have you gotten me into?
00:38:48 It wasn't me they were after, sugar.
00:38:50 You must have pissed off some people
00:38:54 I'm gonna take you somewhere
00:38:58 Black Dynamite,
00:39:01 She gonna be safe up in here.
00:39:03 I been keeping the girls up
00:39:06 Now, they find her up in here,
00:39:13 You sure about this?
00:39:15 No, Mama. You can bet
00:39:18 ...whoever put that hit on you, already
00:39:23 You be cool, Mama.
00:39:24 Bee here will keep you tight
00:39:27 I'm gonna shake the tree
00:39:31 ...rip it up out the ground,
00:39:34 Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama,
00:39:37 Dynamite's gonna make
00:39:40 Euphoria, shut up.
00:39:42 I ain't even gotta look.
00:39:43 I should send you to Crenshaw Pete
00:39:46 Would you like that?
00:40:00 Black Dynamite,
00:40:02 ...but somehow I feel
00:40:06 I'll be here waiting
00:40:11 Thank you for saving my life.
00:40:14 You be cool, Little Mama.
00:40:16 I'll be back before too long.
00:40:33 Order, order, order.
00:40:37 Order, nigga.
00:40:41 The game is at an all-time low.
00:40:45 Never in the history of the game
00:40:50 - That's right.
00:40:51 Tricks running low,
00:40:54 - Yeah.
00:40:56 These little bitches just running wild.
00:40:58 I thought we had
00:41:01 - Come to find out.
00:41:03 They trapping my ho's
00:41:06 I'm spending more bail money
00:41:10 Yeah, yeah.
00:41:12 Come on, this has been
00:41:15 Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal.
00:41:17 Well, it's been the worst one ever.
00:41:21 Sounds like you're assed out.
00:41:23 You know what they say.
00:41:24 The bitch won't sell her ass.
00:41:26 - A pimp will.
00:41:29 Shut up, Tasty.
00:41:32 I turned you onto the game...
00:41:34 ...when you nothing
00:41:38 Now, listen up.
00:41:42 Pimping has been around
00:41:46 And it's going to keep right on
00:41:50 ...until this little planet
00:41:55 ...as a result of its core overheating
00:42:02 Damn.
00:42:03 - Can you dig it?
00:42:05 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:07 Now look here.
00:42:09 - Right.
00:42:12 ...you'll be around
00:42:15 But what we need to do
00:42:21 - Yeah.
00:42:23 Now, look here.
00:42:25 Listen.
00:42:27 Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.
00:42:31 Yes, O.
00:42:34 All in favor, raise your hand.
00:42:37 Kotex?
00:42:39 - Mo Bitches?
00:42:42 Chocolate Giddy-Up?
00:42:43 Chocolate Giddy-Up.
00:42:46 Crenshaw Pete?
00:42:49 Captain Kangaroo Pimp?
00:42:53 - Willie?
00:42:55 Nigga, even if they don't
00:43:00 ...there ain't enough tricks
00:43:05 Now, look here.
00:43:07 I don't know about the rest of y'all.
00:43:10 But it looks like I have
00:43:12 ...just to make ends meet.
00:43:14 Then you'll have
00:43:16 Black Dynamite.
00:43:18 What's happening, baby?
00:43:20 What it is, Big O?
00:43:21 To what do we owe this pleasure?
00:43:25 I just got one thing to lay on you cats
00:43:28 That I'm declaring war...
00:43:30 ...on anybody who sells drugs
00:43:33 But, Black Dynamite,
00:43:37 Well, be that as it may,
00:43:40 ...I will not consider you
00:43:43 Now, can you dig it?
00:43:44 Hell no, nigga.
00:43:48 I can't dig it.
00:43:50 - Now who you supposed to be?
00:43:53 I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up.
00:43:55 I'm gonna tell you like this.
00:43:58 I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.
00:44:02 - Yeah.
00:44:05 But if me and my people
00:44:08 ...you're gonna have
00:44:10 - Good evening, gentlemen.
00:44:13 Will you stop that?
00:44:22 Hold it right there.
00:44:25 It's me, Black Dynamite.
00:44:26 - What the hell do you wasnt?
00:44:29 Why should I trust you...
00:44:30 ...after you dropped dime on me
00:44:33 Because your brother Jimmy
00:44:36 I was supposed to be with him
00:44:39 But he called me
00:44:42 I guess I owe him one.
00:44:48 I'll need a list
00:44:50 Ain't no thing.
00:44:52 Man, everything is gonna be okay.
00:44:55 Bullhorn...
00:44:56 ...Cream Corn here says he can
00:45:00 Now, what do you think?
00:45:02 Man,
00:46:25 They broke into my home.
00:46:28 They got the ledger.
00:46:30 They got the manifest,
00:46:32 Everything.
00:46:35 We even got the shipping routes.
00:46:36 They won't be able to take a shit...
00:46:38 ...without us knowing
00:46:40 We cleaned up the streets
00:46:43 Once again, making them a pleasant
00:46:52 Extra, extra. Hot off the presses.
00:46:54 Black Dynamite
00:46:58 It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite.
00:47:00 Everyone looks so happy...
00:47:03 ...and it's all thanks to you.
00:47:04 I'd like to take the credit
00:47:07 There's no I in "revolut..." In "team."
00:47:10 Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty,
00:47:15 Hi, girls. What is your name?
00:47:17 I'm Shawanda,
00:47:19 Those are beautiful names.
00:47:21 I'm Gloria
00:47:24 My mama said
00:47:27 So did my mama.
00:47:30 Hush up, little girls.
00:47:32 A lot of cats have that name.
00:48:17 Well, that was amazing.
00:48:21 Thank you
00:48:26 But I think I should be going.
00:48:31 I think you'll be safer
00:48:35 Oh, you do, do you?
00:48:38 I hope you don't think you're
00:48:41 Because if I offered you
00:48:43 ...this cookie might kill you.
00:48:45 Don't think because
00:48:47 ...you got this closed
00:48:49 Yeah, yeah, Mama.
00:48:52 You can hit the sheets or the streets.
00:48:55 That's your bag, baby.
00:48:58 Can you dig it?
00:50:13 Yeah.
00:50:15 Black Dynamite.
00:50:16 We read the ledger
00:50:18 There's a trail of paper
00:50:22 A big shipment is coming to town...
00:50:24 ...and it's right there
00:50:27 Now, we don't know the whens,
00:50:29 And however the fuck the whats,
00:50:37 Looks like he's got two warehouses.
00:50:39 One big one,
00:50:43 We break into the two units,
00:50:46 ...then we scale the fence,
00:50:49 ...use an acetylene blowtorch to
00:50:53 That way we avoid the guards.
00:50:55 Man, them honkies gonna be running
00:50:59 Get... Get...
00:51:05 The torch is an issue.
00:51:06 We won't be able to get
00:51:09 Think again, brother.
00:51:11 You know somebody that's got one?
00:51:14 I know just the cat.
00:52:14 All right, snowflake.
00:52:16 Up yours, coon.
00:52:20 It's right over there
00:52:29 So how much dope
00:52:33 They're gonna kill me anyway.
00:52:39 Dynamite, I got something
00:52:47 I ain't gonna tell you nothing.
00:52:51 Operation Code Kansas.
00:52:54 Operation Code Kansas
00:53:00 Yeah, you won't be so big
00:53:04 ...because Kansas gonna fix you.
00:53:08 Just the niggas.
00:53:10 Just the nig...
00:53:18 Damn, Smoke.
00:53:19 I think you gave him
00:53:22 How long till it wears off?
00:53:38 It's malt liquor?
00:53:40 It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor
00:53:43 It's supposed to give you:
00:53:51 Tastes good too.
00:53:53 I know the drugs
00:53:54 We're gonna check every crate
00:54:03 I can't believe it, fellas.
00:54:05 That entire shipment
00:54:08 Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite.
00:54:10 We still kept the 50 keys
00:54:13 ...from getting on the streets.
00:54:15 I'm gonna go home
00:54:17 Y'all should've grabbed some
00:54:25 I tell you, brothers,
00:54:28 The manifest, the shipping log,
00:54:31 All records are consistent
00:54:34 If anything else was in there,
00:54:38 They got it out before we got there.
00:54:40 No.
00:54:41 Why would they have guards there
00:54:45 No, them crackers
00:54:47 B.D., we checked every single crate,
00:54:51 Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.
00:54:53 That babbling cracker
00:54:55 What that guard said,
00:54:59 Code Kansas.
00:55:01 "You people
00:55:03 Code Kansas.
00:55:05 It just don't make no damn sense.
00:55:07 Hey, sweet thing.
00:55:09 What don't make no sense is
00:55:12 Bitch, do you see us?
00:55:15 I'd like two sausage links,
00:55:17 ...two hot dogs,
00:55:20 Baloney, fry that up into a dome.
00:55:22 Slice that,
00:55:24 And one waffle, please.
00:55:26 I can get your waffle...
00:55:27 ...but all we got
00:55:30 Now, I can bring you some of that
00:55:34 Chicken and waffles?
00:55:36 That's it.
00:55:39 Take it easy, brother.
00:55:42 Sorry, sister,
00:55:44 But if you bring us
00:55:47 ...everything will be all right.
00:55:50 Man, you guys
00:55:52 These waffles are so good...
00:55:55 ...they're like they come
00:55:57 These buttery motherfuckers
00:55:59 - Man, you ain't had no waffles...
00:56:03 Bullhorn, what did you just say?
00:56:06 You said:
00:56:08 "Melts in your mouth."
00:56:13 Quick.
00:56:15 What else melts in your mouth?
00:56:17 - M&M's.
00:56:20 And not in your hands.
00:56:24 - Yeah.
00:56:27 And who makes M&M's?
00:56:28 Mars Candy Company makes it.
00:56:30 - Yeah, yeah.
00:56:32 And Mars is also...
00:56:35 - The Roman god of war.
00:56:39 Who is the Greek god of war?
00:56:41 - Ares.
00:56:43 Now, you take Mars
00:56:48 - What is it? What did you get?
00:56:50 Ram. That's right.
00:56:52 And ram is the zodialogical sign
00:56:57 - Now dig.
00:56:58 - Ares's half sister is Athena.
00:57:02 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens.
00:57:05 Which is the capital of Greece.
00:57:08 And as we all know...
00:57:09 ...zodialogical astronomy
00:57:13 785 B.C.
00:57:15 And 785 is the area code of Topeka.
00:57:19 785 is the area code
00:57:23 Code Kansas.
00:57:26 Now you take that,
00:57:29 Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.
00:57:33 - Yes.
00:57:34 And brothers...
00:57:35 ...who is the Greek demigod
00:57:38 ...who believed that snakes' tongues
00:57:42 Aesculapius, of course.
00:57:44 He had a staff with snakes
00:57:48 They called it Aesculapius's staff.
00:57:51 It's a symbol the medical field uses
00:57:54 I've seen it.
00:57:55 Now,
00:57:59 ...is in both Greek and Roman
00:58:02 Now, come on.
00:58:05 Apollo.
00:58:08 Yeah. Thanks, lady.
00:58:09 That's right.
00:58:11 Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi
00:58:17 That's right.
00:58:18 And what, brothers,
00:58:22 The South American anaconda.
00:58:25 - What she said.
00:58:29 And what is the slogan
00:58:33 "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..."
00:58:36 Gives you what?
00:58:38 And who else is famous for:
00:58:41 Little Richard.
00:58:42 - Who?
00:58:44 So, what they're really saying is...
00:58:47 Anaconda Malt Liquor
00:58:53 What is another word for Richard?
00:58:59 - Gunsmoke. Come on, get up.
00:59:05 Damn.
00:59:07 Anaconda Malt Liquor
00:59:17 Should we kill him?
00:59:21 Man, do you wasnt to live?
00:59:25 I said, do you want to go on?
00:59:37 Man, this time these crackers
00:59:42 - The warehouse.
00:59:48 Freeze, you jive-time suckers.
00:59:51 Who's in charge?
00:59:54 Brothers, make these honkies load
00:59:57 ...back into the warehouse
01:00:00 Waste them if they make a sound.
01:00:03 I'm gonna go inside and find out
01:00:05 - All right, men, move it.
01:00:10 Sucker, you drop it right there.
01:00:11 - O'Leary?
01:00:14 Go ahead, guys, I got this.
01:00:17 O'Leary, you son of a bitch.
01:00:21 You should have.
01:00:22 You were too busy
01:00:25 ...to not see
01:00:27 You diabolical
01:00:30 You were the leak all the time.
01:00:32 And I bet you were behind
01:00:34 Hey, man,
01:00:36 That's what a good soldier does,
01:00:39 Everything's gotta be done
01:00:41 I gave the order on Jimmy.
01:00:43 I gave it to James,
01:00:45 What good's it gonna do you now?
01:00:56 The old birthday-candle trick
01:01:00 Just when you think it's out...
01:01:04 O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?
01:01:08 Yeah, who's this?
01:01:35 Fellas, we going on a boat ride
01:01:48 Hey, Black Dynamite,
01:02:01 Okay.
01:02:03 Now, here's the plan.
01:02:10 Yeah.
01:02:13 Okay, let's split up.
01:02:36 He's here.
01:02:42 We kicked their ass.
01:02:43 Power to the people, brothers.
01:02:47 This is it, brothers.
01:02:48 - This is where we stick it to the Man.
01:02:52 Now, let's go get that lab.
01:02:56 All right, let's go.
01:02:59 You know, when we get back home,
01:03:03 Start a family.
01:03:05 Show this picture.
01:03:07 That's Betty Jo.
01:03:08 Yeah, right on, yeah.
01:03:10 Buy a home in the country.
01:03:13 Bake our own bread,
01:03:15 Bake our own...
01:03:19 Who saw that coming...?
01:03:23 Let's go.
01:03:53 I should've known you would be
01:03:57 Your knowledge of scientific
01:04:01 ...is only out-matched by your zest
01:04:05 Your kung fu is quite extraordinary,
01:04:12 But no match for mine.
01:04:15 You should have joined us
01:04:18 But now you must die.
01:04:21 Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey.
01:04:24 Bullhorn, no.
01:04:31 At long last, our friendship bonded
01:04:35 ...has been brought to an end
01:04:39 Brother, your death
01:04:43 Fiendish Dr. Wu,
01:04:48 Get him.
01:05:07 You must try the Wu family
01:05:23 Black Dynamite Panther Fist.
01:06:26 What the fuck, huh?
01:06:28 Keep your eye on Black Dynamite.
01:06:39 Looking for me?
01:06:46 Can you see where I'm coming from,
01:06:53 No rush, huh? Come on, huh?
01:06:57 You told him
01:07:10 I threw that shit
01:07:21 I wanna know
01:07:23 Now start talking. Talk.
01:07:26 - I said, start talking.
01:07:30 Your government
01:07:32 ...with building the bigger penis
01:07:39 What's this green one?
01:07:40 It did exactly opposite
01:07:44 It made the penis shrivel to the size
01:07:49 This is what you've been putting
01:07:51 I was under orders.
01:07:54 They threatened to fire me.
01:07:57 Speaking of fire.
01:08:00 Suddenly,
01:08:04 No! No!
01:08:06 No.
01:08:18 You dirty motherfucker.
01:08:25 Hey, Black Dynamite,
01:08:28 Quick, give me a hairpin.
01:08:43 What's in the briefcase,
01:08:45 How far does this all go, man?
01:08:47 Cream Corn,
01:08:49 And when I say top,
01:08:53 There it is, Black Dynamite.
01:08:57 I'm going down.
01:08:58 - This shouldn't take long.
01:09:00 - Take the controls.
01:09:04 Whoa, hey, hey, man.
01:09:09 Son of a bitch.
01:09:13 Cream Corn, no!
01:10:40 I should have known it was you
01:10:42 I should have asked myself,
01:10:47 ...so cruel to serve smack
01:10:50 ...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out
01:10:55 Only one man,
01:11:05 So I'm here to deliver you one
01:11:11 Black Dynamite.
01:11:13 There is a perfectly...
01:11:17 ...reasonable explanation for that.
01:11:26 Showtime, motherfucker.
01:11:29 Fucking...
01:11:32 Black Dynamite.
01:11:34 Who the fuck would duck?
01:11:38 Piece of shit.
01:12:06 Don't fuck with me.
01:12:08 Motherfucker.
01:12:34 Take your filthy black hands
01:12:37 ...you moon cricket.
01:13:42 And now, Black Dynamite,
01:13:58 You had enough, Mr. President?
01:14:01 You'll never get away with this.
01:14:04 Watch me,
01:14:06 You think
01:14:08 ...it's gonna make your situation
01:14:10 That's your problem, Tricky Dick.
01:14:14 Like sending those two-bit crooks
01:14:16 For what?
01:14:18 For these?
01:14:22 - Look at you.
01:14:23 You lost it all, turkey.
01:14:28 - Kill me.
01:14:30 - Kill me.
01:14:33 That's the easy way out for you.
01:14:34 Unless you want the rest
01:14:37 ...I suggest you take care
01:14:40 Can you dig it?
01:14:42 I said, can you dig it?
01:14:44 Yes, I can dig it.
01:14:45 Thought you could.
01:15:17 First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped
01:15:21 I used excessive force.
01:15:24 Oftentimes, I cross the line...
01:15:26 ...but I try to do so
01:15:29 Most of the time,
01:15:32 But in this case, I feel like I betrayed
01:15:37 ...and for that, sugar, I apologize.
01:15:40 But I shot at you.
01:15:42 I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.
01:15:45 This is true,
01:15:48 You shot a plate.
01:15:50 Had you connected,
01:15:53 ...might have been justified.
01:15:55 But I feel I crossed the line.
01:15:57 And for that,
01:16:01 I do.
01:16:02 I do, it's just...
01:16:03 Oh, Black Dynamite,
01:16:07 This is also true.
01:16:10 Because
01:16:12 ...wrongs to be...
01:16:13 Oh, Black Dynamite.
01:16:19 Go on, honey.
01:16:21 Because wherever there's injustice,
01:16:25 ...innocents to be defended,
01:16:29 ...delivering ass-whoopings.
01:16:31 And I will not hesitate to lay
01:16:34 ...that comes around.
01:16:36 Because if they wanna fight,
01:16:40 ...because I'm Black Dynamite.
01:19:43 How you doing
01:19:46 Man, she keeps coming up short.
01:20:02 And better no nigga
01:20:05 I would jump on him,
01:20:08 That's right.
01:20:23 So I says, "Bitch, you look like
01:20:27 She said, "I got a pimp."
01:20:29 I said,
01:20:32 He a valet for ho's."
01:20:44 It's called the
01:20:46 - Oh, yeah?
01:20:47 I send out a big ho, a little ho,
01:20:51 - Is that right?
01:21:20 Take that, you cracker-ass cracker.
01:21:22 All right, girls, let's take them down.
01:21:48 I only do two things well
01:21:51 I take money from bitches
01:22:14 I had to send your ho back
01:22:16 - No?
01:22:18 She reckless eyeballing
01:22:21 She fine, but I said,
01:22:26 See? You're a righteous pimp.
01:22:28 Shit, the real pimping lives here.
01:22:30 It ain't ego.
01:22:32 That's how we go. You like that?
01:23:00 You gotta cross the lines sometimes.
01:23:04 Sometimes to do the right thing,
01:23:11 You know people, they don't want
01:23:14 ...they just want their steak
01:23:17 Can you dig it?
01:23:40 Good evening, gentlemen.
01:23:43 Who let that nigga in my house?