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00:01:40	Hey, hey, watch out. Watch out.
00:01:47	Welcome, my friend.
00:01:49	Great to see you.
00:01:50	Yeah, glad you made it.
00:01:52	This can't be Ajit.
00:01:55	- Unbelievable.
00:01:58	I'm famished. How are you, Aparna?
00:02:00	- I made that fish curry you love.
00:02:04	She gets more beautiful
00:02:07	Strange, isn't it?
00:02:12	You were mysterious on the phone.
00:02:15	- I will show you, Adrian, sir.
00:02:26	How deep do we need to go?
00:02:28	Eleven thousand feet.
00:02:30	I searched all over India
00:02:33	Used to be the deepest copper mine
00:02:40	Remember my brother, Gurdeep?
00:02:43	Namaste, Dr. Helmsley, sir.
00:02:45	Adrian. It's just Adrian.
00:02:50	Just don't pour too much, huh?
00:02:54	How do you work in this heat?
00:02:57	You've come on a good day,
00:02:58	Sometimes it can hit 120 degrees.
00:03:02	You have to come and meet
00:03:04	...a Fellow of quantum physics
00:03:07	Dr. Helmsley.
00:03:11	So, what are we looking at?
00:03:14	These are neutrinos acting normally.
00:03:15	Minuscule mass,
00:03:19	They pass through ordinary matter
00:03:21	Your message said the count doubled
00:03:25	That was last week.
00:03:27	But this happened two days ago.
00:03:34	The biggest Sun eruptions
00:03:38	...causing the highest neutrino count
00:03:42	My God.
00:03:47	That's not what worries me, Adrian.
00:03:50	For the first time ever...
00:03:53	...the neutrinos are causing
00:03:58	That's impossible.
00:04:04	That feels very good.
00:04:08	Please, follow me.
00:04:14	You won't believe this.
00:04:18	This water tank goes down
00:04:22	It looks like the neutrinos
00:04:25	...have mutated into a new kind
00:04:36	They're heating up
00:04:39	...and suddenly act like microwaves.
00:04:54	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:58	...just a thank-you...
00:05:00	...because tonight,
00:05:03	...we have raised $1.7 million.
00:05:08	Have a stiff drink,
00:05:11	- ... and passing the hat around again.
00:05:14	- I work for the White House.
00:05:16	This is a black-tie event.
00:05:19	Scotty.
00:05:20	Hey. Adrian, I thought you were
00:05:24	- I need yourjacket.
00:05:26	I gotta speak to Anheuser.
00:05:29	- All right.
00:05:30	- All right, here. Here.
00:05:36	Hey! Easy, that's a $600 jacket.
00:05:40	Mr. Anheuser?
00:05:42	Mr. Anheuser.
00:05:44	I need to talk to you.
00:05:49	- Do I know you?
00:05:51	My name's Dr. Adrian Helmsley.
00:05:52	I'm a deputy geologist at the Office
00:05:57	Excuse me, fellas.
00:05:59	You know that this is a fundraiser,
00:06:03	- It's important, sir.
00:06:05	Make an appointment with my...
00:06:08	Have your boss bring it up
00:06:11	There's a good plan.
00:06:13	I just traveled 20 straight hours
00:06:16	I haven't slept in two days.
00:06:17	You need to read this, sir.
00:06:26	Let me guess,
00:06:31	Excuse me.
00:06:50	- Who do you report to?
00:06:53	Not anymore.
00:06:57	Alan, bring the car around.
00:07:00	- You're gonna wish you took a shower.
00:07:02	You're about to meet the president.
00:07:04	What's going on?
00:07:06	Get that to the office.
00:07:13	No G8! No G8! No G8!
00:07:37	Good morning.
00:07:39	I would like to meet privately
00:07:45	Mr. Makarenko wishes
00:07:48	Mr. President, I can assure you...
00:07:51	...your English is more than sufficient
00:08:15	Mr. Presidents.
00:08:21	Six months ago...
00:08:23	...I was made aware of a situation
00:08:27	...that, at first, I refused to believe it.
00:08:32	However...
00:08:33	...through the concerted efforts...
00:08:36	...of our brightest scientists...
00:08:39	...we have confirmed its validity.
00:08:45	The world as we know it...
00:08:50	...will soon come to an end.
00:09:02	This dam project
00:09:05	The Party and country
00:09:12	Grandma, give me your hand.
00:09:14	- But where are they taking us?
00:09:22	Brother!
00:09:24	Grandma, I will send you money.
00:09:32	Who can write?
00:09:34	Who can read?
00:09:37	Who can weld?
00:10:11	Has His Highness had an opportunity
00:10:19	You must understand,
00:10:24	Isaacs.
00:10:25	One billion dollars is a lot of money.
00:10:29	I'm afraid the amount is in euros,
00:10:49	I put a lot of faith
00:10:55	It's a perfect replica, Roland.
00:10:59	There are too many fanatics out there
00:11:02	Just think about the beautiful Buddha
00:11:06	Our Heritage Organization
00:11:10	...from the British Museum
00:11:21	I guess she'll be safe now,
00:11:24	...hidden in some bunker
00:11:30	Perfectly safe, Roland.
00:11:34	Only infrared analysis
00:11:39	But it's still a fake.
00:11:54	This mass suicide was actually
00:11:58	...here in the ancient Mayan city
00:12:00	Now, the victims,
00:12:02	...are said to have adhered
00:12:05	...which predicts
00:12:07	...on the 21st of December
00:12:10	...due to the Sun's
00:12:12	Thank you, Mark.
00:12:13	Strangely enough,
00:12:18	...that we are heading for the biggest
00:12:25	Well, yes.
00:12:27	Apparently many people believe
00:12:31	...that there's supposed
00:12:33	I'm a dead man.
00:12:35	I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man.
00:12:38	...it's the end of the world in 2012.
00:12:41	Goddamn it.
00:12:48	Hey, Kate. I'm practically
00:12:51	Yes, I'm hurtling toward you
00:12:55	Will you relax?
00:12:59	You know it's a vacation
00:13:02	That it's supposed to be fun?
00:13:04	You remember fun, don't you, Kate?
00:13:06	Do you remember where you were
00:13:11	Yeah. I got it.
00:13:18	Bug spray? Oh, yeah, because
00:13:22	I got a whole bunch. Okay, I gotta go,
00:13:33	Whoa, man.
00:13:34	Would you look at that?
00:13:36	Sick.
00:13:44	Merrill, I told you.
00:13:45	We have to move back
00:13:48	Yeah, but these little mini-quakes
00:13:52	A little surface crack? You're not
00:13:55	Right, surface cracks.
00:13:58	Thank God for those shake-proof
00:14:01	They show the true nature
00:14:03	We'll not bow to these inconvenient
00:14:07	If you have a funny mini-quake story
00:14:20	- Hi, Daddy.
00:14:22	- How are you, sweetie?
00:14:24	Jackson, what is this?
00:14:26	Please don't call me that.
00:14:29	Come on.
00:14:30	You're taking them camping
00:14:33	Okay, great.
00:14:35	What happened to your temp job?
00:14:36	Oh, you know, better hours,
00:14:39	What about sleeping? Have you
00:14:42	I've said it a thousand times, no lipo
00:14:48	- Morning, Jackson.
00:14:49	- Nice ride.
00:14:50	Guys, have a nice trip.
00:14:52	Remember, watch out for the bears.
00:14:55	Bye, Gordon.
00:14:56	- Love you, honey.
00:14:58	- Okay, so, Lil... Oh, yeah.
00:15:01	Tell me what?
00:15:02	She needs to put these on
00:15:05	- Still?
00:15:07	Your 7-year-old still wets her bed.
00:15:11	- I love you.
00:15:13	- Hey.
00:15:18	They've been looking forward
00:15:20	I know.
00:15:22	- So don't be on your computer.
00:15:28	Love you.
00:15:34	- So this time, we hit Japan.
00:15:37	Well, you could visit your boy, Will.
00:15:39	Afternoon, ladies.
00:15:41	- Hello there.
00:15:42	Are you even listening to me?
00:15:44	Unfortunately, I am, Harry.
00:15:46	I heard from Audrey
00:15:48	Would you mind keeping your nose
00:15:50	You're cramping my style, baby.
00:15:53	So he married a Japanese girl.
00:15:57	Come on, Tony.
00:15:59	- You see your boy?
00:16:02	D.C. is a long way,
00:16:05	About what?
00:16:06	Life, and how short it is.
00:16:33	What the hell was that?
00:16:41	Hello?
00:16:43	Laura.
00:16:45	Laura, can you hear me?
00:16:47	Roland, is that you?
00:16:48	Laura, they lied to us.
00:16:50	I've arranged a press conference
00:16:53	I will tell everyone the truth
00:16:55	What are you talking about?
00:16:57	The art you collected...
00:16:59	...it's not in the Alps.
00:17:01	Those tunnels are empty.
00:17:03	I have proof!
00:17:06	Laura.
00:17:07	Laura, can you hear me?
00:17:09	- I'm losing you. Roland?
00:17:12	Laura.
00:17:37	Break it down.
00:17:43	- I liked that song.
00:17:45	...going on the West Coast
00:17:49	I told myself, "Charlie,
00:17:53	I don't want to miss all the fun
00:17:57	Let me tell you,
00:18:00	...flying in and out all morning,
00:18:05	- Always remember folks:
00:18:08	- You heard it first from Charlie.
00:18:11	What are the odds?
00:18:14	We're not seeing soil liquefaction
00:18:16	...or any evidence of fracture
00:18:20	- In English.
00:18:22	...is not caused by tecto...
00:18:24	And these surface cracks have
00:18:28	You suggesting this could be the
00:18:31	Dr. Helmsley is flying to Yellowstone
00:18:35	We have been following the schedule
00:18:39	The most important schedule
00:18:42	Now you're telling me
00:18:45	Yes, sir.
00:18:48	I was wrong.
00:18:53	Do you know how many times
00:18:57	Zero.
00:19:01	Did you see this?
00:19:02	I'm sorry, Mr. President.
00:19:04	It's all over the news.
00:19:09	We are learning more
00:19:12	The director
00:19:14	...was to hold a press conference
00:19:18	Coincidentally, his death took place
00:19:22	...where Princess Diana died
00:19:25	We are continuing to follow this story.
00:19:29	Laura, I don't believe you've met
00:19:33	I just talked to him, Dad,
00:19:36	...that the organization
00:19:38	I mean, why would he say that?
00:19:44	You look just like your mother
00:19:47	Did I ever tell you that?
00:19:48	Every time I get upset.
00:19:51	Daddy, a man was killed.
00:19:55	Honey, please sit down.
00:20:08	Only a dozen people
00:20:10	...know what I'm about to tell you.
00:20:12	Dad, what's going on?
00:20:18	An unprecedented international
00:20:23	At this point,
00:20:28	Laura's a smart girl.
00:20:30	That thing in Paris, we're not involved
00:20:34	We? Who the hell is "we"?
00:20:38	We need to focus on this timeline.
00:20:40	- When do we let the country know?
00:20:43	The people, sir. They need to know.
00:20:48	Well, of course they do.
00:20:49	Listen, yourjob is to figure out
00:20:54	My job is to figure out...
00:20:56	...how to retain some semblance
00:20:59	Until then,
00:21:01	...except for doing those jobs. Okay?
00:21:03	Call me the moment you get any news
00:21:06	Yes, sir.
00:21:08	Cute girl, huh?
00:21:10	- Sir?
00:21:12	- I saw you looking at her.
00:21:15	Better move fast, kid.
00:21:19	Adrian, your chopper's ready.
00:21:24	Daddy, where are we going?
00:21:27	Going to this really special place
00:21:30	It's a place where your mom and I
00:21:33	I don't wanna know
00:21:35	- I'm not ready for that, Jackson.
00:21:38	It's creeping me out.
00:21:41	- Grumpy Grumperson.
00:21:45	That wasn't here before.
00:21:47	What do we do?
00:21:49	Go get your hat.
00:21:56	Don't you see the signs?
00:22:06	Used to be a lake here.
00:22:08	Doesn't look much of a lake to me.
00:22:10	I know,
00:22:14	- Come on, let's check it out.
00:22:39	Subjects have now entered
00:22:55	Who is that?
00:22:58	That's the U.S. Army.
00:23:10	All manner of government vehicle
00:23:14	You're in a restricted area, sir.
00:23:16	- We need you to come with us.
00:23:18	Okay, we're gonna go
00:23:21	That'll be fun, huh?
00:23:25	This is wild.
00:23:27	This is really wild.
00:23:40	This is unbelievable.
00:23:44	I know,
00:23:47	Nonetheless, we're ticking off
00:23:50	- Per day?
00:23:52	Per hour.
00:23:53	Dr. Helmsley. We've arrested
00:23:57	Okay, I'll take care of it.
00:23:58	Look, let's get Satnam
00:24:01	We'll try and cross-reference
00:24:03	It's a national park. There's not
00:24:06	I mean, what's going on here?
00:24:08	We're geologists.
00:24:11	Do you usually go digging
00:24:15	Major, I'll take care of this.
00:24:17	- What happened to the lake?
00:24:20	We think the entire area
00:24:22	I think you should take your kids
00:24:27	You're not by any chance
00:24:29	...who wrote Farewell Atlantis,
00:24:34	The very same.
00:24:37	It's actually dedicated to my mom.
00:24:40	That's great.
00:24:41	I read a couple of your short stories
00:24:45	You know,
00:24:48	- Listen up.
00:24:51	I'm around day 300, the shuttle has
00:24:54	You're one of the lucky few
00:24:56	- I didn't buy it.
00:24:58	My dad gave it to me.
00:25:01	Let me ask you something.
00:25:04	You believe those people
00:25:07	...knowing that their own lives
00:25:09	I hope so.
00:25:10	The critics said I was naive,
00:25:14	...but what do they know, right?
00:25:16	Well...
00:25:17	- Pleasure.
00:25:20	Major, could you escort these
00:25:23	This is yours.
00:25:24	- Thank you.
00:25:26	- Take care.
00:25:27	He was very nice.
00:25:28	You're just saying that
00:25:36	Looks like that boy of yours
00:25:45	What's wrong?
00:25:46	I sent Satnam
00:25:49	My colleagues in Argentina and
00:25:53	It's so hot here,
00:25:55	- Double-checked the numbers?
00:25:58	I wish we were wrong...
00:26:01	...but we're not.
00:26:03	The Earth's crust is destabilizing.
00:26:10	It's too early.
00:26:12	Adrian,
00:26:17	My God.
00:26:19	All our scientific advances,
00:26:23	The Mayans saw this coming
00:26:35	I thought we'd have more time.
00:26:45	Okay.
00:26:47	I want you to pack up your family.
00:26:49	I'm gonna arrange an airlift for you
00:26:52	Thank you, my friend.
00:26:54	And good luck.
00:27:04	Ajit.
00:27:07	We are going on a big ship.
00:27:13	- That was so cool.
00:27:15	- The helicopters.
00:27:17	- Those helicopters were so cool.
00:27:21	Wait. Sorry. One question:
00:27:24	What did the government guys
00:27:31	Well, they don't like us
00:27:35	...and that the whole area
00:27:39	Unstable. They said "unstable"?
00:27:41	Yeah, unstable.
00:27:45	That's funny.
00:27:47	Let's go. Have a good one.
00:27:51	Unstable.
00:27:59	It's not just Yellowstone, sir.
00:28:01	Temperatures are rising
00:28:03	...in hot zones across the globe.
00:28:05	Are you absolutely sure
00:28:08	Because once we give
00:28:09	...there's no going back.
00:28:12	I'm afraid there's no longer
00:28:15	We have to save what we can.
00:28:49	There's mosquitoes in here.
00:28:53	I'm gonna get that spray tomorrow.
00:28:55	They just like you
00:28:59	Dad, you said you wouldn't work
00:29:02	What, Lil'bee? I'm not, I'm not.
00:29:06	Let me get you ready for...
00:29:09	Okay.
00:29:13	Did you really need all these hats?
00:29:15	- Where are your Pull-Ups, sweetie?
00:29:26	Who gave you this, Mommy?
00:29:27	No, Gordon gave it to me
00:29:30	A cell phone is something we gotta
00:29:35	What family?
00:29:41	That hurts my feelings
00:29:46	Just go away.
00:29:52	Adults get...
00:29:54	...hurt feelings too.
00:30:06	We have a listener calling in.
00:30:08	Bill from Cooke City,
00:30:11	Charlie, just wanted to say
00:30:13	No way.
00:30:14	...not afraid to tell the truth.
00:30:16	Thank you, Bill.
00:30:18	I wanted to know,
00:30:21	Well, something like this could only
00:30:24	They got the Earth
00:30:27	Our family believes in the gospel
00:30:30	- We have nothing to fear, Charlie.
00:30:34	This is Charlie Frost reporting live
00:30:39	...soon to become
00:30:44	I'll be right back, folks.
00:30:49	Do you mind if I join you?
00:30:52	I only got a minute.
00:30:54	Hey. Pickle?
00:30:56	No. I was listening to the broadcast
00:31:00	...what exactly is it
00:31:04	It's the apocalypse.
00:31:06	End of days.
00:31:08	The Judgment Day,
00:31:11	Christians called it the rapture,
00:31:15	...the Hopis, the I Ching...
00:31:19	...the Bible, kind of...
00:31:21	Beer?
00:31:23	- Yeah.
00:31:26	Why don't you download my blog.
00:31:30	Of course,
00:31:33	In ancient times, the Mayan people
00:31:38	...that this planet had
00:31:40	According to their calendar...
00:31:42	...in the year 2012,
00:31:45	...caused by an alignment
00:31:49	...that only happens
00:31:53	Oh, not again.
00:31:55	Pretty neat, huh?
00:31:59	Just imagine the Earth
00:32:03	You lure them in with humor.
00:32:07	Our sun will begin to emit
00:32:11	Those little bastards
00:32:13	...that the core of the Earth will melt.
00:32:17	...leaving the crust of our planet
00:32:20	In 1958, Professor Charles Hapgood
00:32:25	Albert Einstein did support it.
00:32:28	People, we'll get it all.
00:32:30	The forces of Mother Nature
00:32:33	...it will bring an end to this world
00:32:39	Always remember, folks,
00:32:44	You'd have to keep a thing like this
00:32:47	I mean, just think about it, okay?
00:32:49	First, the stock market would go.
00:32:52	Then the economy, boom!
00:32:54	The dollar, boom!
00:32:55	And then pandemonium in the streets.
00:33:01	Bullshit. Nobody could keep
00:33:04	- Somebody would blow the whistle.
00:33:07	...some poor little sucker tries.
00:33:10	Well, like these guys, boom, boom!
00:33:12	Every one of these guys,
00:33:20	That's Professor Meyers.
00:33:21	He ran the Atlantis shuttle program.
00:33:24	Yeah, he helped me
00:33:27	Well, that must have been
00:33:30	Meyers is dead?
00:33:32	Oh, yeah, two months ago.
00:33:34	He was one
00:33:37	...and he had it all figured out.
00:33:39	Everything the government was doing,
00:33:42	He even sent me a map.
00:33:46	A map for what, Charlie?
00:33:55	They're building spaceships, man.
00:34:05	Shit, man, I have to go...
00:34:07	...because I gotta get back to Earth.
00:34:11	- But do you got a traveler for the road?
00:34:14	Oh, that'll be all right. But, anyway,
00:34:17	Thank you so much.
00:34:18	Hey. Hey, guess what.
00:34:20	- They're selling seats.
00:34:23	No, guys like you and me
00:34:26	You'd have to be Bill Gates
00:34:28	...or some Russian billionaire
00:34:30	Keep it down, my kids are sleeping.
00:34:32	Get them out of Yellowstone.
00:34:35	It's gonna get ugly here.
00:34:41	Why don't we make a baby?
00:34:46	We're not making a baby
00:34:49	Hey, hands off the merchandise.
00:34:54	Honey, women pay me thousands
00:34:57	You get it for free.
00:35:17	You always act strange
00:35:20	I'm not acting strange.
00:35:26	So why did you
00:35:28	Can we just give it a rest, please?
00:35:32	Oh, come on, Kate.
00:35:33	You gave up med school
00:35:36	You practically raised
00:35:38	...while he sat writing that junk.
00:35:40	It's not junk. He's published.
00:35:43	Oh, published, right, I forgot.
00:35:44	Four hundred
00:36:01	Did you see that?
00:36:03	See what? Hey, Kate.
00:36:05	Listen, we have to keep
00:36:09	I mean, I don't know, honey. I just feel
00:36:17	Gordon!
00:36:18	Hang on! Hang onto the pole!
00:36:21	Kate. Don't let go.
00:36:22	- Oh, my God.
00:36:24	Gordon!
00:36:27	Do you have anything
00:36:29	Before or after?
00:36:32	I'd get before and after.
00:36:34	Stop scratching.
00:36:37	I had to make a stop
00:36:39	It's Mrs. Birnbaum.
00:36:43	Here is Grayson's Market, which
00:36:46	...but fortunately, there were
00:36:50	It really is a miracle
00:36:53	Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
00:36:56	Did you see what happened
00:37:01	She wants us to come home.
00:37:03	is this even possible?
00:37:04	We worked every option
00:37:07	The good news, consensus is that four
00:37:11	Only four? You call that good news?
00:37:13	We can save over 400,000 people.
00:37:16	To me, sir,
00:37:18	But we have to initiate
00:37:22	We don't have a choice.
00:37:24	You have got to convince them.
00:37:29	Listen, I'll try to keep this brief.
00:37:30	According to the latest information
00:37:34	- Please continue, Adrian.
00:37:37	The temperature
00:37:39	...that is, the cement that holds
00:37:43	...is increasing at a rapid rate,
00:37:47	As a result, we've observed
00:37:50	The magnetic fields have decreased
00:37:53	...in the last 48 hours.
00:37:55	How much time do we have,
00:38:00	Two, maybe three days,
00:38:03	How can you speak about luck
00:38:07	Apologies, Mr. Prime Minister. I...
00:38:10	I meant no disrespect.
00:38:13	I'm afraid the longer we wait,
00:38:23	My friends...
00:38:26	...I recommend
00:38:31	If any of you have objections...
00:38:35	...please speak now.
00:38:37	In the blue corner...
00:38:41	...38 victories, 34 knockouts...
00:38:43	...the fighting machine
00:38:46	...the undefeated number-one ranked
00:38:50	Mr. Zultan Balashin!
00:39:02	- Yuri!
00:39:05	I feared you would not come.
00:39:07	He needs to concentrate now,
00:39:09	You shut up when I talk to my boy,
00:39:13	Yes, Mr. Karpov.
00:39:15	Good. That is good.
00:39:18	Zultan, listen to me...
00:39:20	...we are fighters,
00:39:24	...no matter how hard they hit us.
00:39:30	Kill the bastard.
00:39:31	Kill the bastard, Zultan.
00:39:34	Ladies and gentlemen...
00:39:37	...let's get ready to rumble!
00:39:44	Zultan!
00:40:14	Yuri, where are you going?
00:40:18	Yuri?
00:40:23	One, two, three...
00:40:28	Caltech believes that the half-mile
00:40:31	...has released
00:40:34	"Life will soon return to normal,"
00:40:37	- ... at an early news conference.
00:40:42	Rise and shine.
00:40:54	All right, you're free.
00:40:57	- Thank God.
00:41:01	Hi, sweetheart.
00:41:07	Gordon!
00:41:10	Hey, buddy boy.
00:41:13	Good time? Yeah?
00:41:15	God, I missed you.
00:41:17	Yeah.
00:41:18	- Who wants pancakes? Come on.
00:41:25	- Thanks for bringing them home early.
00:41:29	Pancakes?
00:41:32	Late for work.
00:41:45	- Yes, hello?
00:41:48	- Just getting back from vacation, sir.
00:41:51	I will send the jet
00:41:54	Yuri bear, tell him to bring
00:41:57	- It's in the Range Rover.
00:42:00	- Yeah?
00:42:02	I'm hurtling towards you
00:42:04	Good. That is good.
00:42:21	Curtis, you're late.
00:42:22	Good morning to you too.
00:42:29	Oh, be careful with our stuff.
00:42:32	Idiot.
00:42:40	Took you a while, Mr. Curtis.
00:42:46	What's your problem?
00:42:48	Be more careful.
00:42:49	He did that on purpose.
00:42:51	Hey, have a safe trip,
00:42:54	Now you're laughing, Curtis...
00:42:56	...but we have tickets
00:42:58	We will live...
00:43:00	...and you will die.
00:43:13	Folks, did you hear that?
00:43:15	The authorities in L.A.
00:43:20	I'd love to see their dumb faces...
00:43:23	...when Malibu and Beverly Hills...
00:43:25	...get sucked into the gurgling maw
00:43:29	Where they gonna plug in
00:43:36	- Hey. is this your plane?
00:43:38	- Are you a pilot?
00:43:40	I wanna rent it.
00:43:42	Here.
00:43:44	My editor gave it to me when
00:43:49	I confirmed with my people at Caltech
00:43:53	...we had basically zero earthquake
00:43:58	...which is very rare.
00:44:01	- ... I've portrayed in my film career...
00:44:04	- Stop what you're doing.
00:44:06	Listen to me. I've rented a plane.
00:44:08	- I'm gonna be there in five minutes.
00:44:11	We're gonna do our regular Saturday.
00:44:15	Not that we'd expect him
00:44:17	Kate, California is going down.
00:44:20	They just got back.
00:44:22	God, you sound like a crazy person.
00:44:26	The guy's an actor.
00:44:29	When they tell you not to panic...
00:44:31	...that's when you run!
00:44:33	Okay, could you call me back
00:44:36	Mommy, why is Daddy so crazy?
00:44:38	...taking the most severe hit
00:44:41	Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.
00:44:44	It seems to me
00:44:50	Mommy!
00:45:01	Everyone hold on to each other.
00:45:03	- No, Lilly!
00:45:08	Daddy!
00:45:10	Let's go! Let's go!
00:45:11	I think it's safer under here!
00:45:14	Get in the fucking car right now!
00:45:17	Move your ass! Move!
00:45:19	- Come on, kids.
00:45:20	- Move. Quick, quick!
00:45:23	Go! Now!
00:45:26	- Come on, let's go.
00:45:28	- Come on!
00:45:32	My hats.
00:45:35	Lilly, get in!
00:45:38	Get in!
00:45:39	- Buckle up!
00:45:49	Sorry.
00:46:04	Jackson, hurry up. Look behind you.
00:46:08	- Holy...!
00:46:14	Get out of herw!
00:46:16	- Move it!
00:46:19	- Come on!
00:46:23	Sidewalk, sidewalk! Tree! Tree!
00:46:27	God. Carwful.
00:46:33	Everybody, hang on.
00:46:37	Oh, my God.
00:46:39	Careful, careful.
00:46:45	Yikes. That stinks.
00:46:52	We gotta get to the airport.
00:46:54	Well, take the freeway,
00:47:00	Yeah, right.
00:47:07	Jesus.
00:47:10	We gotta get to the other side
00:47:14	Daddy!
00:47:27	- Dad, look!
00:47:39	- No, Daddy!
00:47:42	No, no, no!
00:47:56	It's been upgraded to a 10.9
00:47:59	What does Caltech have to say?
00:48:01	The whole city of Pasadena
00:48:05	This is coming in from Coachella
00:48:08	That canyon?
00:48:11	And 400 miles further north,
00:48:16	The San Andreas Fault is shifting.
00:48:18	Yes. And all major sister faults
00:48:21	The whole Pacific plate
00:48:31	Hold my hand. Stay close to me.
00:48:34	Come on!
00:48:36	- Who's that?
00:48:38	Oh, jeez. It's our pilot.
00:48:41	Gordon. Gordon, you can fly.
00:48:43	No, no, I've only had a couple of
00:48:46	- You're the guy.
00:48:48	- Trust me, you're the guy.
00:48:52	Come on, kids.
00:48:55	That plane has multiple engines.
00:48:58	Jackson!
00:49:15	- T's and P's, T's and P's.
00:49:17	- Temperatures and pressures.
00:49:19	- I've gotta do my preflight check.
00:49:21	He has no experience.
00:49:23	Thank you.
00:49:26	- Gordon, go.
00:49:28	- Gordon!
00:49:32	- We're not there yet.
00:49:36	- Punch it, punch it!
00:49:38	- Eighty's good.
00:49:45	Okay. Okay, we're up.
00:49:57	Higher, higher!
00:50:35	Oh, my God.
00:51:04	Lilly, go sit with your brother.
00:51:11	I don't understand. How did you know
00:51:14	It is not just California.
00:51:17	It's the whole goddamn world
00:51:20	I met this guy in Yellowstone,
00:51:22	He's been right about everything
00:51:25	And he said the government
00:51:27	- I don't know what, but something.
00:51:30	Yeah, places where we can be safe.
00:51:32	He knows where they are.
00:51:35	Jackson.
00:51:36	Kate, you gotta just trust me on this,
00:51:38	Guys, look.
00:52:03	There's a twist and a turn
00:52:07	First you're up, then you're bust
00:52:10	But it ain't the end of the world, buddy
00:52:14	It's only the end of this song
00:52:17	It's been a gas, been a flip
00:52:20	But it ain't the end of the world
00:52:26	Oh, yeah.
00:52:28	Thank you.
00:52:29	You got fans, Tony.
00:52:33	There's a call for you.
00:52:35	No, that's all right, Kevin. I got it.
00:52:43	- Hello.
00:52:45	Adrian.
00:52:47	Remember when I told you
00:52:50	Yeah.
00:52:52	It's happening, Dad.
00:53:02	They'd probably shoot me
00:53:08	Nobody's gonna shoot you, son.
00:53:11	The president has ordered us
00:53:15	About time somebody cleaned up
00:53:21	Where are you, Dad?
00:53:23	What exactly is the course
00:53:26	It's all good, Adrian.
00:53:28	Don't you be worrying
00:53:32	You got more important things
00:53:37	You know...
00:53:40	...your mom and I, we...
00:53:42	We had one hell of a great life, son.
00:53:47	And the best part about that...
00:53:51	...is we had
00:53:57	Now, you lookie here.
00:54:00	The Genesis...
00:54:01	...it's a pretty big ship, son.
00:54:04	So don't you write your old man off
00:54:08	Besides...
00:54:11	...you know I couldn't leave
00:54:14	You know that old fool
00:54:20	I love you, Dad.
00:54:28	I love you too, son.
00:54:30	God knows I do.
00:54:45	Kevin, I want a double.
00:54:49	- Harry.
00:54:56	Thank you, son.
00:55:01	After 25 years on the wagon,
00:55:21	- What are you doing?
00:55:23	- That's against regulation.
00:55:30	- Anything?
00:55:32	Fill it up. I'm gonna find Charlie.
00:55:34	Daddy, wait. I wanna come with you.
00:55:36	- No, no. Lil. Lil, no!
00:55:39	- We'll be back.
00:55:41	I'm standing here
00:55:45	...of what is the rim of the world's
00:55:50	- ... Mount Bighorn, elevation 2779 feet.
00:55:57	I can only hope that all of you
00:56:01	- He's gotta be around somewhere.
00:56:04	No, no, no. We gotta find Charlie
00:56:07	It's like a secret map,
00:56:09	- We gotta work as a team, okay?
00:56:11	Okay, come on.
00:56:13	Call Mommy and tell her
00:56:20	- Hello?
00:56:23	- It's Lilly.
00:56:25	- Hi, Mommy.
00:56:28	He can't talk right now.
00:56:33	Any minute now,
00:56:36	Who is that?
00:56:37	He's not in the car. He's on
00:56:41	- Fireworks? What fireworks?
00:56:44	...to send all of Yellowstone
00:56:47	Good job, Lilly. Good job.
00:56:50	Let me talk to Mom.
00:56:52	- Kate, we got him.
00:56:59	Okay. You stay here
00:57:02	- ... and I'm gonna go talk to the pirate.
00:57:05	...your race, your country, your god.
00:57:07	Whether you're a Christian or
00:57:12	- ... by tomorrow we will all be one!
00:57:16	- Jackson. What are you doing here?
00:57:18	- I thought you were toast.
00:57:21	There's no way
00:57:23	We have a plane. You could come
00:57:35	Fly, birdies.
00:57:38	Fly!
00:57:40	is this your kid?
00:57:42	Where's the goddamn map?
00:57:44	- We're going live.
00:57:46	Charlie. Focus. Where's the map?
00:57:49	It's in the camper.
00:57:50	Where in the camper?
00:57:51	In the map section
00:57:55	Dewey decimal system.
00:57:57	Between Roswell...
00:57:59	...and Marilyn Monroe.
00:58:11	It's starting.
00:58:21	You sure you don't wanna come with,
00:58:23	It's so beautiful. I'm gonna stay.
00:58:28	Good luck.
00:58:33	This marks the last day
00:58:39	And, by tomorrow, all of mankind.
00:58:43	And we will be visible
00:58:46	...as a tiny little puff of smoke.
00:58:49	I'm watching the earth crumble
00:58:54	The giant ash cloud
00:59:00	...will first envelop Vegas...
00:59:03	...and then St. Louis...
00:59:05	...and then Chicago...
00:59:07	...and then, at long last...
00:59:09	...Washington, D.C.
00:59:14	- That guy's crazy, right, Daddy?
00:59:20	This is ridiculous.
00:59:21	Been over half an hour.
00:59:24	Stop it, Gordon.
00:59:26	Noah, hand me the phone again.
00:59:50	Daddy, what was that?
00:59:53	Nothing. Nothing.
00:59:56	I have goose bumps, people.
01:00:21	I wish you could see
01:00:24	I wish you could be here with me!
01:00:27	Oh, baby.
01:00:31	Bring it on!
01:00:33	Always remember, folks...
01:00:35	...you heard it first from Charlie!
01:00:55	Daddy, it's following us.
01:00:56	Don't look! Get on the ground.
01:00:58	Get on the ground and hold on.
01:01:00	Don't look back. Just look at me.
01:01:08	Now, hold on, baby. Hold on tight.
01:01:18	Daddy, we're on fire.
01:01:28	There it is! There they are.
01:01:35	It's them.
01:01:37	It's them. It's them.
01:01:40	Mommy!
01:01:45	Jeez.
01:01:53	- No, Daddy.
01:01:58	No, Daddy!
01:02:09	Oh, my Go...
01:02:10	- Mommy.
01:02:19	- Come here, Lil. Grab my hand.
01:02:23	Aliens, Roswell
01:02:25	Maps! Maps!
01:02:27	- Everybody on? Are we ready?
01:02:33	- Kate, where is he? What's he doing?
01:02:39	No!
01:02:49	- Daddy!
01:02:54	- Oh, my God.
01:02:58	No. We're not going anywhere.
01:02:59	- Kids, buckle up, we're leaving.
01:03:08	No!
01:03:10	Daddy!
01:03:15	Wait!
01:03:18	Dad!
01:03:24	It's Daddy!
01:03:30	Slow down!
01:03:32	Jackson, run!
01:03:34	Jackson, take my hand. Jackson.
01:03:36	- Dad, hurry!
01:03:39	We're running out of runway.
01:03:43	- Jackson, reach for my hand.
01:03:46	Daddy!
01:03:52	All right, buckle in. Here we go!
01:03:55	Come on, faster. Faster.
01:04:17	Hang on.
01:04:21	- Go faster.
01:04:39	Okay. We're good!
01:04:41	- We're good.
01:04:48	So now that you got your map,
01:05:02	We're gonna need a bigger plane.
01:05:12	No, you just said that, Mom.
01:05:14	You don't remember
01:05:17	That's okay. That's okay.
01:05:20	Listen, Ma, I am going to call you
01:05:25	Okay?
01:05:26	You take care now.
01:05:32	Sir?
01:05:34	I think you need to see this.
01:05:41	I thought for sure
01:05:44	They did.
01:05:46	But my mother is almost 89...
01:05:48	...she's in a wheelchair,
01:05:52	And I am confident that she
01:05:54	...on her own terms, okay?
01:05:56	Yes, sir. Who are you bringing?
01:05:58	Nobody. Who, my ex-wife?
01:06:02	...she never wanted to see me again.
01:06:05	We need to bring people
01:06:07	The South American continent
01:06:09	...by a series of major earthquakes.
01:06:11	The death toll is expected
01:06:14	The devastation in Rio de Janeiro
01:06:18	Two 8.5 tremors have left
01:06:21	...desperately fighting
01:06:24	In the last hour, we received this video from Globo News, Brazil.
01:06:34	Fear and chaos have spread
01:06:38	...where the 30th Olympic Games
01:06:41	Hundreds of thousands are marching
01:06:44	...demanding a lift
01:06:47	We've had thousands of calls.
01:06:49	We're receiving reports
01:06:52	Millions upon millions
01:06:55	...are gathering in public places,
01:06:58	Preachers of many
01:07:00	...have taken their message
01:07:02	...to the strwets all over the U.S.
01:07:04	Repent. There is still time.
01:07:07	Kind of galling when you realize that
01:07:11	All these people out there, sir...
01:07:13	...shouldn't we be
01:07:15	Only when the boarding process
01:07:18	- British Columbia, 2010, remember?
01:07:21	Sir, those plans were drawn up
01:07:24	Okay. Everybody out.
01:07:27	Mary, get the door.
01:07:29	Wasn't it decided
01:07:31	...to fight for their lives
01:07:34	After we get everyone on board,
01:07:36	I think that's wrong.
01:07:37	Wha...? Just wanna tell everyone
01:07:41	There'd be anarchy.
01:07:43	- You wanna jeopardize the president?
01:07:46	Our mission is to assurw
01:07:51	My question: Can I count on you?
01:07:55	Can I?
01:07:57	What?
01:07:58	The Yellowstone caldera
01:08:00	The ash cloud will reach Washington
01:08:05	We've got to get
01:08:08	Where's the president, Sally?
01:08:09	Said he wanted some time alone.
01:08:13	- He's gotta go to church now?
01:08:15	Which, under the circumstances,
01:08:21	Mr. President.
01:08:23	I need to get you on Air Force One
01:08:28	Give me a moment with Adrian.
01:08:29	No disrespect,
01:08:32	Make time.
01:08:46	Did you ever meet my wife,
01:08:49	No, sir. I didn't have that honor.
01:08:53	She was in and out of it
01:08:57	The night before she passed on,
01:09:01	"I think you should have a lottery.
01:09:06	Everyone should
01:09:12	Maybe that's what
01:09:17	I'll be the last president
01:09:22	Do you know how that feels, son?
01:09:25	No one could have
01:09:29	And I think...
01:09:32	I think people have a right to know.
01:09:35	Don't worry, I'll take care of that.
01:09:39	Go on now.
01:09:43	Not without you, sir.
01:09:45	You get on that plane, son.
01:09:49	It's a brave new world
01:09:52	And a young scientist
01:10:16	We should go to my parents' house
01:10:18	This isn't one of your crazy stories.
01:10:23	Gordon, without Jackson, we wouldn't
01:10:26	Noah, please.
01:10:35	You, be careful
01:10:38	Easy, gringo. I know what I doing.
01:10:40	Attention. The National Guard
01:10:43	...that an extremely hazardous
01:10:45	...is headed for Las Vegas.
01:10:47	Hey, where are you going?
01:10:48	Everyone move indoors
01:10:51	- Sir, you can't stay here.
01:10:53	It's not safe. Move it!
01:10:56	Move it!
01:11:06	So you have
01:11:10	Thank you, I understand.
01:11:22	President's not coming.
01:11:29	So...
01:11:31	...the captain doesn't want to abandon
01:11:35	That's his choice.
01:11:37	And a noble one.
01:11:39	I have also just learned
01:11:43	...went down in the ash cloud
01:11:47	Fortunately,
01:11:51	What about
01:11:52	- I have no idea. Where is he?
01:11:56	This is one flight
01:11:59	- Tell the captain we're taking off.
01:12:03	Who's got authority?
01:12:05	You couldn't
01:12:07	You betrayed top-secret information
01:12:09	- What are you talking about?
01:12:12	...put this plan in jeopardy.
01:12:14	Good thing for you the old man
01:12:17	Oh, come on.
01:12:19	We had to monitor everybody.
01:12:22	We just killed anybody
01:12:25	Anybody who tried to talk...
01:12:26	...was not just an enemy of the state,
01:12:29	The director of the Louvre,
01:12:31	After he called a press conference
01:12:35	Jesus. What did you think?
01:12:37	We're all just gonna get on board,
01:12:41	Sit down and buckle up.
01:12:53	Oh, excuse me.
01:12:56	President's on the line, Dr. Wilson.
01:12:59	Thank you.
01:13:08	Where are you?
01:13:09	You never would have gotten
01:13:15	But you said that you'd be...
01:13:17	Darling, listen to me.
01:13:19	Do you understand
01:13:21	...knowing that you'll survive?
01:13:25	The only thing left to do now...
01:13:28	...is tell the truth to people.
01:13:32	At least if they know...
01:13:36	...families can say goodbye
01:13:41	A mother can comfort her children.
01:13:46	And a father...
01:13:50	...can ask his daughter
01:14:02	Whenever you're ready,
01:14:13	My fellow Americans...
01:14:16	...this will be the last time
01:14:20	As you know...
01:14:22	...catastrophe has struck
01:14:26	...has struck the world.
01:14:28	I wish I could tell you...
01:14:31	...we could prevent
01:14:34	We cannot.
01:14:37	Today, none of us are strangers.
01:14:41	Today...
01:14:42	...we are one family
01:14:47	We are a nation of many religions...
01:14:51	...but I believe these words
01:14:58	The Lord is my shepherd, I shall...
01:15:02	People! Keep away
01:15:06	What are we gonna do?
01:15:08	Dr. Silberman.
01:15:10	- Tamara.
01:15:13	- Excuse me.
01:15:15	Excuse me,
01:15:18	- Karpov!
01:15:20	- Yuri!
01:15:21	- Curtis, you're...
01:15:24	So you've got a way out of here, right?
01:15:27	My family, take us with.
01:15:29	Boss. Boss.
01:15:31	I found us a plane, an Antonov.
01:15:34	They were about to take off,
01:15:36	But can you still fly that thing?
01:15:39	Sure, boss. But I need copilot.
01:15:43	Gordon's a pilot.
01:15:46	No, I'm not. I'm not.
01:15:48	Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go.
01:15:51	Good. Let's go!
01:15:52	Honey, this is...
01:15:55	Hey! Hey, stop!
01:15:58	You can't go out there. Come back!
01:16:05	Move back, people.
01:16:07	Get away from the glass!
01:16:13	Wow, that's a big plane.
01:16:16	It's Russian.
01:16:19	- Let's move, everybody. Come on.
01:16:21	- Yeah, let's go, let's go.
01:16:27	- Gordon, where are you?
01:16:29	I'm up here in the cockpit.
01:16:32	Oh, my God. Not again.
01:16:42	Whoa, look at these.
01:16:44	Las Vegas Auto Show.
01:16:47	We had VIP tickets for that.
01:16:49	That's fantastic. Let's go.
01:16:51	Check the main bus for hydraulics,
01:16:54	What?
01:16:57	Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying, okay?
01:17:01	Tower to Antonov.
01:17:03	Shut down immediately.
01:17:12	Caesar.
01:17:13	Okay, when I say go,
01:17:17	- Okay.
01:17:19	Antonov, abort takeoff.
01:17:22	You must abort.
01:17:25	No!
01:17:31	- What the hell was that?
01:17:37	- Push.
01:17:39	Come on!
01:17:44	We're going down!
01:17:53	Where are the flaps?
01:17:55	It must be the pumps. Take over.
01:17:58	Take over?
01:18:02	- Sasha!
01:18:04	Sit down!
01:18:09	God. God. Jesus.
01:18:15	- Oh, God.
01:18:16	- Sasha, now!
01:18:20	Pull!
01:18:23	Come on, baby.
01:18:31	- Pull! Pull!
01:18:45	Mommy.
01:18:48	Was that the Eiffel Tower?
01:18:50	I think so.
01:19:00	Ladies and gentlemen...
01:19:02	...we are on our way to China.
01:19:06	Good. That is good, huh?
01:19:20	Do not believe in something simply
01:19:25	But, great Lama,
01:19:29	He works inside the big tunnel,
01:19:35	But what is there in your wisdom,
01:19:40	What if our world
01:19:52	it is full, great Rinpoche.
01:20:02	Like this cup...
01:20:03	...you are full of opinions
01:20:09	To see the light of wisdom...
01:20:11	...you first must empty your cup.
01:20:32	Be careful with the clutch.
01:20:34	it tends to slip.
01:20:54	- Grandma.
01:20:58	Grandma,
01:21:00	He wants us to meet him
01:21:04	He says he can get us on the ships
01:21:08	What are you talking about?
01:21:14	Grandma...
01:21:16	...the dam is a ship!
01:21:20	There will be a big flood!
01:21:23	We must pack up right away.
01:21:25	Nima, he gave you the truck?
01:21:28	We took a trip
01:21:32	Grandpa threw up the whole way.
01:21:36	Let's eat first.
01:21:43	Hey, look. The new Bentley.
01:21:45	Our father had one on order.
01:21:47	We were supposed
01:21:49	But then he canceled it
01:21:53	How many cars
01:21:56	My mom's boyfriend
01:21:59	Our parents are divorced too.
01:22:01	Yeah, but there's nothing
01:22:04	Found a hat.
01:22:06	She has a thing for hats.
01:22:08	I was just like that at her age.
01:22:10	They made me feel safe.
01:22:13	So how did you meet Dr. Silberman?
01:22:17	As you can see,
01:22:21	My boyfriend asked me
01:22:26	He's not your husband?
01:22:27	Oh, no. We are not married.
01:22:39	For the boys.
01:22:46	They seem to like each other, huh?
01:22:48	She is adorable.
01:22:50	Yeah, I guess.
01:22:53	So tell me, Mr. Karpov,
01:22:57	One billion euro. Per seat.
01:23:02	- That's disgusting.
01:23:06	You know, Curtis,
01:23:10	I am a boxer.
01:23:12	Was my only playing
01:23:16	And my coach,
01:23:21	He always said:
01:23:23	"If someone wants to beat you,
01:23:32	That's very nice.
01:23:34	Yeah.
01:23:35	But tell me, what would you have done
01:23:41	Look.
01:23:46	Okay, guys.
01:23:48	The plan is to refuel in Hawaii,
01:23:52	Gordon and I will do the rwst.
01:23:56	Oh, God.
01:24:00	Go get the guys.
01:24:05	Guys, there's a...
01:24:26	What is that?
01:24:28	The state of Hawaii.
01:24:31	Not good. That is not good.
01:24:40	How much fuel do we have left?
01:24:42	Not enough. We're going to
01:24:45	...somewherw in South China Sea.
01:24:47	Great. At least we're not gonna need
01:24:50	- What about it?
01:25:05	Dr. Wilson, may I come in?
01:25:07	I'm not very good company,
01:25:11	Please, call me Adrian.
01:25:19	All those people we left behind...
01:25:22	...they don't stand a chance,
01:25:26	I believe that nature
01:25:30	...what will survive.
01:25:33	Just like you
01:25:37	Our culture is our soul,
01:25:41	Oh, come on.
01:25:43	I contributed to this cover-up.
01:25:45	And Da Vinci, Picasso, they're in.
01:25:49	But you're some nobody,
01:25:51	That's not...
01:25:53	That's not necessarily true.
01:25:56	You ever hear of a writer
01:26:01	Wrote a book, Farewell Atlantis.
01:26:03	What do you think the chances are
01:26:06	...who barely sold 500 copies,
01:26:11	I don't understand.
01:26:12	I mean, call it chance or fate or nature.
01:26:17	This book is part of our legacy now.
01:26:21	Because I'm reading it.
01:26:26	Dr. Helmsley, please report
01:26:43	Hello. I'm sorry. Who is this?
01:26:47	This is Yoko Delgatto.
01:26:54	Yes, please.
01:26:56	Who should I say is calling?
01:27:01	Tell him it's his father.
01:27:04	You're my grandpa?
01:27:07	Yes, sweetheart, I am.
01:27:11	Daddy, Daddy,
01:28:18	Mr. President, sir.
01:28:24	Mr. President.
01:28:27	- What's the matter, sweetie?
01:28:32	Why don't you two
01:28:34	Sally, come help them out, okay?
01:28:38	I'll find your daddy.
01:28:48	Who can help me
01:28:50	Sorry, man.
01:28:54	I mean... Of course, sir.
01:28:57	Don't worry about it.
01:29:26	- What?
01:29:28	We've lost communication.
01:29:30	- Where's it centered?
01:29:37	Mr. Anheuser, the Russian president's
01:29:40	Excuse me.
01:29:42	We just entered Chinese airspace.
01:29:46	That's affirmative, Mr. President.
01:29:48	Until communication is restored,
01:29:54	it appears that all other
01:29:57	...with the exception
01:30:00	...who has also decided
01:31:11	The Earth's crust has begun to shift,
01:31:14	- By what degree?
01:31:17	So, what happens next?
01:31:19	Once the movement
01:31:21	Let's see a simulation, Scotty.
01:31:23	...expect the formation
01:31:26	...proportional to the magnitude
01:31:34	Pull up the Japanese seaboard,
01:31:36	Yes, sir.
01:31:39	My dad's on a cruise ship out here.
01:31:42	But I guess you already
01:31:46	Sir, we recorded
01:32:07	From what we have just learned...
01:32:09	...Tokyo seems to have taken
01:32:12	At this point,
01:32:14	...that large areas of land
01:32:17	Please stay tuned for further...
01:32:29	Tony...
01:32:31	I called.
01:32:37	I was too late.
01:32:43	Maybe they got out in time.
01:32:46	You never know. They...
01:33:17	Harry!
01:34:16	I'm coming home, Dorothy.
01:34:45	Anything?
01:34:48	Nothing. Just static.
01:35:04	Can't think about
01:35:14	Remember that old Beetle
01:35:16	We could never get the roof up.
01:35:18	Yeah.
01:35:20	We definitely traded up.
01:35:25	Tried to find our old spot
01:35:27	...when I went camping
01:35:30	...but I couldn't find it.
01:35:40	Do you think people change?
01:35:43	By "people," do you mean me?
01:35:45	Yes. Do you think you've changed
01:35:51	I certainly eat a lot more cereal now.
01:35:57	You always had tunnel vision.
01:36:00	You could just block everything out
01:36:07	You blocked us out.
01:36:18	Do you love him?
01:36:22	I love him enough.
01:36:37	All global ground communication
01:36:44	The only signals our satellites
01:36:46	...are coming from the vessels
01:36:49	Well, there's a piece of good news.
01:36:51	Any updates, doctor?
01:36:53	We expect the tsunamis
01:36:56	The Cho Ming area will be impacted
01:37:01	it looks like the crust has shifted
01:37:05	...to the southwest.
01:37:07	The data also shows the Earth's poles
01:37:12	These are their new positions.
01:37:14	So you're...
01:37:16	You're telling me
01:37:19	...is now somewhere in Wisconsin?
01:37:22	Actually, that's the South Pole now.
01:37:33	Engine failure.
01:37:35	We must get ready.
01:37:38	- How long do we have?
01:37:44	- Better wake up the kids.
01:38:26	Why do you hate Gordon?
01:38:32	Hey.
01:38:34	Come on.
01:38:37	What are you talking about?
01:38:39	I don't hate him.
01:38:41	Well, you don't like him, either.
01:38:43	Well, that's just because
01:38:46	Yeah, but I do.
01:38:47	He's really nice
01:38:50	You should talk to him more often.
01:38:52	You guys would get along
01:38:58	You like him a lot, huh?
01:39:08	I'll do my best, I promise.
01:39:11	Okay?
01:39:13	I'm really proud of you.
01:39:18	is it time?
01:39:22	Yeah.
01:39:26	- Dad, what's wrong?
01:39:29	...and it's gonna be a little bumpy
01:39:33	Daddy?
01:39:41	Hold her steady.
01:40:00	Daddy,
01:40:02	Hey, no, that's all right.
01:40:07	it's like being in a swimming pool,
01:40:10	Look, it's got a whistle,
01:40:13	I thought we were going to China.
01:40:16	No, we gotta land here.
01:40:22	So we're just all gonna
01:40:24	- No, we're not, we're gonna die.
01:40:28	Promise?
01:40:29	I promise you
01:40:31	...no matter what happens, okay?
01:40:48	Jackson.
01:40:50	Yuri.
01:40:53	I think you better come up here.
01:40:55	I'm gonna go check this out.
01:40:57	- Dad. Where are you going?
01:40:59	- You said you'd stay with us.
01:41:03	Okay, don't ask me
01:41:06	...but there is no more ocean...
01:41:07	...and we're close
01:41:10	it's like the world shifted
01:41:12	One thousand five hundrwd
01:41:15	it's called
01:41:17	Professor Hapgood, 1958.
01:41:20	Way to go, Charlie.
01:41:25	What was that?
01:41:28	We just lost our last two engines.
01:41:49	I'm gonna shoot for that glacier.
01:41:52	Listen, this is gonna sound crazy,
01:42:00	Unbuckle.
01:42:04	Yuri! What are we doing?
01:42:06	We are taking the Bentley.
01:42:10	Not yet. Not yet.
01:42:12	it has to be perfect.
01:42:14	Almost there.
01:42:16	- Come on.
01:42:28	Okay, go. Now. Pull.
01:42:36	No, no, no!
01:42:42	Go. Go, Jackson.
01:42:43	No, we gotta wait
01:42:46	Go. Make sure everybody gets out
01:42:50	What about you?
01:42:51	I'll be fine.
01:42:56	What are you waiting for?
01:42:58	Go! Go!
01:43:15	There he is. I see him.
01:43:17	- Wherw is Sasha? Wherw is Sasha?
01:43:19	He said he's fine. We should get
01:43:23	No, no, no. Don't go.
01:43:25	Go, Jackson. Go.
01:43:27	- Don't go!
01:43:31	Just shut up, everybody!
01:43:36	Engine...
01:43:38	...start.
01:43:42	Voice control. Sold me on it.
01:45:25	Hey! Hey!
01:45:48	Welcome to
01:45:51	Good to be here. Say hi, kids.
01:45:53	- Hi.
01:45:55	What color are your passes?
01:45:58	What color
01:46:02	I have green card.
01:46:05	For my boys and me.
01:46:07	What?
01:46:12	Yuri. Yuri.
01:46:14	Yuri, it's a mistake. A joke, right?
01:46:17	What?
01:46:19	You think I didn't know
01:46:24	May God bless
01:46:33	I'm sorry, guys. Good luck.
01:46:37	Come on, boys.
01:46:41	- Does anybody have any money?
01:46:43	You got a billion euros?
01:46:49	Dr. Wilson?
01:46:51	I'm Captain Michaels,
01:46:54	Please accept my condolences
01:46:57	Thank you, captain.
01:47:00	Mr. Anheuser,
01:47:07	There've been reports
01:47:09	What's the status of Ark Number 3?
01:47:11	We haven't done
01:47:14	...but it looks like we lost it.
01:47:26	No toothbrush. Only books.
01:47:29	Yeah, when I was a kid,
01:47:33	He would always leave me
01:47:36	...call me every night and quiz me.
01:47:38	I'd get an ice-cream cone
01:47:41	...so I was a fat kid.
01:47:44	I find that very hard to believe.
01:47:46	No, it's true.
01:47:47	My high school career
01:47:51	...and zero girlfriends.
01:47:54	I didn't even kiss a boy
01:47:57	They were all too scared
01:48:47	Leave it to the Chinese.
01:48:49	I didn't think it was possible.
01:48:51	Not in the time we had.
01:48:54	That's Ark Number 3, sir.
01:48:56	The roof collapsed on it
01:49:00	Jesus Christ.
01:49:03	Boarding of Ark Number 3 will be
01:49:07	- Excuse me.
01:49:08	Please be patient
01:49:11	Hey, what's going on here?
01:49:13	I have a green card
01:49:16	I want to speak to a supervisor.
01:49:18	I am the supervisor.
01:49:20	Get back with the other green cards
01:49:25	What he said about you and Sasha,
01:49:28	Sasha was worth
01:49:31	I should have listened to you,
01:49:34	I actually liked the way I looked
01:49:39	Did you know he asked me
01:49:42	And he paid in installments.
01:49:44	Cheap bastard.
01:49:46	You hear that?
01:49:50	Over therw!
01:49:53	- Hey!
01:49:55	- Stop! Stop! Please!
01:50:01	Hey! Hey!
01:50:03	Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:50:08	Help!
01:50:18	Hey!
01:50:39	How were all these people chosen?
01:50:41	Same way your art was:
01:50:44	We had geneticists determine
01:50:47	These people
01:50:49	All green-card holders,
01:50:52	Looks like their checkbooks
01:50:55	Right. Without billions of dollars
01:50:58	...this would've been impossible.
01:51:00	We sold tickets.
01:51:02	And what about all these workers?
01:51:06	What, life isn't fair? is that it?
01:51:10	You wanna donate your passes
01:51:13	...you be my guest.
01:51:16	Captain, I want a prelaunch briefing.
01:51:54	What the hell?
01:51:59	What is this?
01:52:10	Satnam, where are you?
01:52:11	- On the Nampan Plateau.
01:52:15	There's a tidal wave
01:52:18	- it's gigantic.
01:52:21	We never got picked up, Adrian.
01:52:23	The airlift never came.
01:52:27	Goodbye, my friend.
01:52:29	Satnam.
01:52:57	- The flooding is coming this way?
01:53:00	Over therw.
01:53:05	Get me the satellite images
01:53:08	- Okay, right away.
01:53:11	No. Satnam was talking
01:53:13	...coming from the east.
01:53:19	- Holy mother.
01:53:21	is that what you're telling me?
01:53:24	- Plug in the new data.
01:53:27	- Satnam didn't get picked up.
01:53:30	A lot of people didn't get picked up
01:53:33	This is not a conspiracy, Helmsley.
01:53:35	Your predictions haven't exactly
01:53:38	it's ready. it's ready.
01:53:42	Oh, God. it's 1500 meters high.
01:53:45	When's it gonna get here? Talk to me,
01:53:49	Adjust the countdown.
01:54:07	Twenty-eight minutes,
01:54:10	Oh, my God.
01:54:11	Captain, I need to speak to the other
01:54:15	- Right away. Taylor?
01:54:18	Ark 6, stand by. Ark 7, stand by.
01:54:20	- Carl Anheuser, acting CIC, Ark 4.
01:54:23	Requesting emergency conference,
01:54:47	He thinks the world of you,
01:54:51	He's a great little man.
01:54:54	Yeah.
01:55:03	I always wanted to have a family
01:55:09	You're a lucky man, Jackson.
01:55:12	Don't ever forget it.
01:55:30	Who are they?
01:55:31	We found them along side
01:55:34	Send them back!
01:55:41	I am a follower...
01:55:44	...of our great Lama Rinpoche.
01:55:46	You know I cannot do that.
01:55:48	What's the problem?
01:55:50	You don't have to take all of us.
01:55:51	Just take my children.
01:55:54	Why should I do that?
01:55:56	The same reason
01:55:59	Please.
01:56:00	Just the children.
01:56:03	Please!
01:56:07	Please. Oh, my God.
01:56:13	Please. I don't know
01:56:17	As a mother, I'm begging you.
01:56:19	Please take them.
01:56:22	Please.
01:56:25	We are all children of the earth.
01:56:29	My plan will not work for so many,
01:56:33	We will take them all.
01:56:40	Please.
01:56:43	Thank you. Thank you.
01:56:53	Attention: All construction workers,
01:56:56	All crew members, onboard now.
01:56:59	They're opening the mountain.
01:57:01	They are leaving without us.
01:57:04	Step back. Get back.
01:57:08	They are leaving you behind too.
01:57:11	Please be patient.
01:57:15	Let's go.
01:57:20	Follow me.
01:57:33	We have to hurry!
01:57:35	They are leaving!
01:57:39	initiate security procedures.
01:57:41	Time to impact:
01:57:47	Oh, excuse me.
01:57:49	He's on the bridge. This way.
01:57:55	Tenzin wait!
01:57:58	Grandma, we're almost there.
01:58:00	Green lights on pressure,
01:58:02	Green lights across the board,
01:58:16	Why do they have anchors?
01:58:18	Because they're not spaceships,
01:58:21	Let's go.
01:58:35	Mr. President.
01:58:37	You've got to see this.
01:59:08	Stop.
01:59:09	Stop! Stop!
01:59:12	Stop!
01:59:19	Engage the support mechanisms.
01:59:21	Aye, aye, captain.
01:59:23	How long are these things expecting
01:59:26	They're just meant to withstand
01:59:49	Down there Oleg, you go first!
01:59:56	Caesar.
02:00:18	Good. Good boy.
02:00:20	Come to Mommy. Caesar!
02:00:23	Mom, where's Tamara?
02:00:28	Daddy look!
02:00:30	Come on. Caesar, come on.
02:00:33	- Tamara!
02:00:42	Take him.
02:01:11	Oh, my God.
02:01:13	Anheuser.
02:01:15	Anheuser convinced
02:01:21	Mr. Anheuser.
02:01:25	We have to stop this madness.
02:01:28	Make sure the other bridges
02:01:30	- What do you think you're doing?
02:01:35	Ladies and gentlemen,
02:01:37	...chief science advisor
02:01:40	Could you please turn up the volume,
02:01:44	We've all been forced
02:01:46	...to save our human civilization.
02:01:48	But to be human
02:01:51	...and civilization means
02:01:55	If that's true,
02:01:57	...and nothing civilized
02:02:01	Dr. Helmsley's passion is admirable.
02:02:03	But I will remind you that we have very
02:02:07	Ask yourselves, can we really stand by
02:02:13	I read a quote two days ago.
02:02:15	The author is probably dead by now,
02:02:18	"The moment we stop fighting
02:02:20	...that's the moment
02:02:23	To save the human race...
02:02:25	...we have an obligation
02:02:27	...which every nation on this flotilla
02:02:30	- We have to let these people in!
02:02:35	Officer, you turn that off.
02:02:38	That is an order. Turn it off!
02:02:40	Don't you dare touch that button.
02:02:42	Have you completely
02:02:45	Look at the clock.
02:02:48	Do you wanna be responsible
02:02:51	Can you handle that, Adrian?
02:02:53	There's a young astrophysicist
02:02:55	- ... who's the reason we're all here.
02:02:59	He's the one who discovered it all.
02:03:02	We all owe him our lives.
02:03:05	I just learned
02:03:08	...in a tsunami in eastern India.
02:03:12	He was my friend.
02:03:15	And he died in vain.
02:03:18	Everybody out there
02:03:21	...if we start our future
02:03:26	What will you tell your children?
02:03:30	What will they tell theirs?
02:03:34	If my father were here,
02:03:45	The people of Russia...
02:03:49	...along with China...
02:03:52	...and Japan, agree.
02:03:56	Open the gates.
02:04:00	The United Kingdom,
02:04:04	...and I believe I may also speak
02:04:09	...we vote to let these people
02:04:18	Captain Michaels.
02:04:21	Please.
02:04:26	This is the captain.
02:04:28	in a few moments,
02:04:31	...and get you people in.
02:04:33	Please step back
02:04:39	P- yew, it stinks.
02:05:00	- They are opening the gates.
02:05:02	Climb! Don't look down! Climb! Go!
02:05:05	Noah. Noah.
02:05:07	Get down.
02:05:18	Mom. Mom, something happened.
02:05:20	Hold on! Hold on!
02:05:24	Hold on!
02:05:27	Gordon, hold on, goddamn it!
02:05:30	- Give me your hand. Reach!
02:05:32	- Reach for it! Gordon!
02:05:34	Gordon! Gordon!
02:05:37	Gordon!
02:05:39	No!
02:05:41	God.
02:05:55	Pull me up.
02:05:57	Come on!
02:06:23	What's wrong with the gate?
02:06:25	Looks like it didn't run the full cycle.
02:06:28	Hold it.
02:06:30	Hold it, people.
02:06:36	Four minutes to impact.
02:07:22	Go to the lower deck. Let's go.
02:07:24	- We are loaded, captain.
02:07:37	Oleg. Grab my hand.
02:07:41	Oleg.
02:07:43	No, no.
02:07:53	Papa! Papa!
02:08:00	Papa!
02:08:13	- Something's jamming the hydraulics.
02:08:16	I can't fire up the engines
02:08:19	Captain, we have a breach
02:08:22	- Can you zoom in?
02:08:28	I know those kids.
02:08:30	What is happening?
02:08:32	Where did they come from?
02:08:36	There.
02:08:38	Captain,
02:08:39	- Who are these people?
02:08:42	He's injured.
02:08:44	Something must have gone wrong?
02:08:47	Are you kidding me?
02:08:50	You know,
02:08:52	Might of gotten us killed, but as long
02:08:56	Let's get a team down there. I'll meet
02:08:59	- You know your way?
02:09:01	- Let's go!
02:09:17	Captain,
02:09:21	Put me on emergency com,
02:09:23	Aye. You're on, captain.
02:09:25	This is the captain speaking.
02:09:28	We expect to be impacted
02:09:31	- We need to go this way.
02:09:33	- Hit the deck, brace yourselves.
02:09:36	Excuse me. Excuse us. Excuse us.
02:09:39	Coming through, excuse me.
02:09:53	All stations, prepare for impact.
02:10:27	Come on, boys. Go, go, go!
02:10:28	This way! Let's go! Go, go!
02:10:42	Collision pressure
02:10:45	0.2 mil surface compression
02:10:47	- All right, track Dr. Helmsley.
02:10:53	Come on.
02:10:54	- I got you!
02:10:56	- We have to get through here.
02:10:59	Tenzin, almost there.
02:11:02	Nima, what happened?
02:11:05	Tamara. Will you take the kids
02:11:09	- Which way?
02:11:12	Water has penetrated the stern.
02:11:15	The rear of the ship is starting to seal
02:11:19	Wherw's Gordon?
02:11:22	No?
02:11:23	No.
02:11:25	We gotta go back. We gotta go back!
02:11:30	- No! Lilly!
02:11:33	- Lilly!
02:11:38	Run, Lilly! Run!
02:11:41	Lilly, run! Go, go!
02:11:45	Go over, Lilly.
02:11:49	Caesar. Lilly, take him.
02:11:54	Mommy!
02:11:57	Oh, no.
02:12:03	Sir, is there another way
02:12:05	- Where does this ladder go?
02:12:08	Okay, okay, let's go.
02:12:16	Professor...
02:12:18	...it's Air Force One.
02:12:37	- The mid-ship anchor is hit.
02:12:40	The bow anchor's giving in.
02:13:01	Captain,
02:13:03	So override it. Hit the override button
02:13:06	We can't start the engine
02:13:26	Help me! Help!
02:13:34	Tamara!
02:13:38	- You okay?
02:13:41	We'll get to your mommy.
02:13:43	- Can we talk to them?
02:13:46	- We have to stop the bleeding.
02:13:50	Mr. Curtis! Jackson!
02:13:53	Hey!
02:13:54	Help! Hey!
02:13:56	it's Adrian Helmsley.
02:13:58	That's great!
02:14:01	Your daughter is with me!
02:14:02	- Lilly!
02:14:05	- Where's Noah?
02:14:08	impact warning.
02:14:10	Thirty degrees west.
02:14:12	Forty-five degrees east.
02:14:14	Target elevation, 29,035 feet.
02:14:17	Twenty-nine thousand feet?
02:14:20	We're headed straight
02:14:23	...of Mount Everest, Mr. Anheuser.
02:14:25	And if we can't start our engines,
02:14:40	Jackson, you're sealed off.
02:14:43	There's something blocking
02:14:45	If you can't get it out,
02:14:49	Dr. Helmsley, look at this.
02:14:51	it is completely submerged
02:14:53	There'd be no way to get any air.
02:14:56	- There's no other way.
02:15:06	I know where it is, I'll give it a try.
02:15:15	- Dad. Wait, I wanna go with you.
02:15:18	- Dad. I wanna help you.
02:15:21	Dad, please.
02:15:23	Remember when Lilly was born...
02:15:25	...and you wanted to be introduced
02:15:28	Well, she's scared now,
02:15:31	And if you're safe...
02:15:32	...I know that she's safe.
02:15:41	You can help me out the next time.
02:15:44	Come on.
02:15:45	Kate, we caused this thing,
02:15:48	- Gotta go check it out.
02:16:03	I love you.
02:16:19	Please! Can you hear me?
02:16:26	Help!
02:16:54	Press down.
02:17:05	Don't stop. Keep pressing.
02:17:24	Noah!
02:17:30	Distance to impact: 1850 meters.
02:17:37	There he is!
02:17:39	Captain, we have a visual!
02:17:41	- I think we found the problem.
02:18:02	Goddamn it,
02:18:04	I just wanted to help.
02:18:06	All right, all right.
02:18:08	You hold the light...
02:18:09	...but from right here,
02:18:12	You're a crazy little dude.
02:18:19	Grandma, Grandpa.
02:18:20	I'm sorry.
02:18:23	- I could not save us.
02:18:28	There's no way.
02:18:31	Don't lose your faith, brother.
02:19:01	Dad!
02:19:09	No, we lost him.
02:19:34	Great job.
02:19:37	Okay.
02:19:38	Distance to impact: 400 meters.
02:19:41	Underwater ridge ahead.
02:20:02	Yeah!
02:20:14	- Sir, the gate is sealed.
02:20:17	Anton, start the engine.
02:20:19	Aye, aye, captain. Full reverse.
02:20:30	- Too fast! We're not gonna make it.
02:20:35	Forty meters.
02:20:59	Reverse motion activated.
02:21:02	Distance to impact: 10 meters.
02:21:06	Twenty meters.
02:21:16	Yes!
02:21:22	- Hard to port.
02:21:35	We did it. We did it. We did it.
02:21:39	- Where's your dad?
02:21:42	Any word from the hydraulic chamber?
02:21:45	I thought you said
02:21:47	- He was.
02:21:49	Yeah. He was right there.
02:22:00	Dad.
02:22:03	Come on, Jackson. Come on.
02:22:10	Please, God. Please, please.
02:22:14	Please, please, please.
02:22:17	Come on, Jackson.
02:22:24	Oh, my...
02:22:34	- He did it!
02:22:36	- He did it!
02:23:36	"Shuttle Atlantis. Our last day.
02:23:39	All we can hear is the sound
02:23:42	...that reminds us we are still sharing
02:23:48	And isn't it funny, just this morning,
02:23:52	Somehow or another,
02:23:59	The end. "
02:24:11	it's good.
02:24:13	I thought you'd like it.
02:24:16	Tell me, Dr. Wilson...
02:24:18	...apart from books and art...
02:24:22	...do you think there's anything else
02:24:29	Are you asking me out on a date,
02:24:33	Because, you know,
02:24:37	Actually...
02:24:42	...yes, I was.
02:24:48	Dr. Helmsley to the bridge, please.
02:24:51	Dr. Helmsley to the bridge.
02:24:55	Come herw.
02:25:03	Ladies and gentlemen,
02:25:06	in a few minutes I will give orders
02:25:09	- Come on.
02:25:13	...our sister arks, Numbers 6 and 7,
02:25:18	For the first time on ourjourney...
02:25:20	...we'll have clear skies
02:25:23	As you know, our passenger count
02:25:27	So please be careful
02:25:30	And of course, enjoy the fresh air.
02:25:35	Can I hold him?
02:25:37	Sure. He can be your dog too,
02:25:40	Thanks.
02:25:45	- Where have you been all my life?
02:26:45	Oh, Adrian, excellent.
02:26:48	I called because we just got
02:26:51	The equalization
02:26:54	...has not turned out
02:26:57	The waters are receding much faster
02:27:00	And this is hard to believe...
02:27:02	...but the Himalayas
02:27:06	it's now the Drakensberg mountains
02:27:09	The entire African continent
02:27:11	Several thousand feet,
02:27:14	That's why they call it
02:27:17	We've already set course for it.
02:27:26	Daddy,
02:27:29	Well, we talked about that.
02:27:30	We're gonna find a new home
02:27:34	I mean, wherever we're all together,
02:27:37	Right? Don't be scared.
02:27:39	I'm not.
02:27:43	No more Pull-Ups.
02:27:48	Nice.

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