Blade Trinity

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00:00:32 In the movies, Dracula wears a cape,
00:00:34 and some old English guy
00:00:37 at the last minute
00:00:40 But everybody knows
00:00:44 The truth is it started with Blade,
00:00:49 The rest of us
00:03:01 What's this chicken scratch?
00:03:03 It's cuneiform.
00:03:05 It's about 4,000 years old.
00:03:08 So why here?
00:03:09 Because this is the cradle of civilization.
00:03:14 He would've been comfortable here.
00:03:16 I don't know, Dan.
00:03:19 There's something beneath us.
00:03:20 You find a watch?
00:03:25 Is it a body?
00:03:31 Guys?
00:03:36 Aah!
00:03:39 Go! Aah!
00:03:42 What the fuck?!
00:03:54 Aah!
00:04:04 Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance,
00:04:08 and author of the New York Times
00:04:14 The Whole Being Breakthrough.
00:04:16 Also with us, Martin Vreede,
00:04:20 They'll be here for the next hour,
00:04:24 next on Bently Tittle Live.
00:04:28 Okay, Dr. Vance.
00:04:31 You are a psychiatrist
00:04:35 Yes, Bently. I am both.
00:04:38 And it's for a reason.
00:04:39 I have always believed
00:04:44 if we reconcile
00:04:47 And of course,
00:04:49 we have to get rid
00:04:51 Okay. And... how's that
00:04:55 In the case of vampires,
00:05:00 are the repositories of some
00:05:04 - Okay.
00:05:06 - Yeah.
00:05:08 - Sexual?
00:05:10 These are very scary subjects
00:05:13 and they're right inside.
00:05:14 So what you're saying is
00:05:19 - You bet we do.
00:05:22 Well, for instance,
00:05:25 I talk about it in my book.
00:05:27 And the symptoms of this disease
00:05:29 are remarkably similar
00:05:33 The people who suffer
00:05:36 they become intolerant to sunlight,
00:05:40 Garlic?
00:05:43 What's your take on all these rumors
00:05:47 Vampires, vampires. What?
00:05:48 The only vampires I'm worried about
00:05:57 Seriously, though.
00:05:58 If vampires existed, don't you think
00:06:01 The truth is our streets
00:06:04 Homicide, assaults, violent crime
00:06:08 If people want to be concerned,
00:06:10 they should focus in on characters
00:06:13 Now, that's the guy I wanna hear about.
00:06:14 I wanna hear about this character Blade.
00:06:17 He's a sociopath
00:06:20 Blade is a troubled individual.
00:06:23 I understand that he is
00:06:26 that there is a vast conspiracy
00:06:29 Now, you've got to look
00:06:32 of a belief like that.
00:06:35 Odds are he believes
00:06:40 - But what he's really doing...
00:06:42 ...is trying to kill
00:06:50 Aah!
00:06:58 Aah!
00:07:01 Ah!
00:07:49 Aah!
00:08:23 I'm on the Stonebridge overpass.
00:08:24 Got it. Heading westbound.
00:08:26 I'm just beneath ya.
00:08:28 Go!
00:09:20 Aah!
00:09:38 Aah!
00:10:43 Come on!
00:10:45 I got him. Pull!
00:10:48 You all right, man?
00:11:07 He's got a gun!
00:11:23 Oh, my God!
00:11:36 Ouch.
00:11:40 Staked you with silver.
00:11:43 Why aren't you ash?
00:11:45 Why aren't you smarter?
00:11:48 Not a vampire, dumb shit!
00:11:57 Set your sorry ass up.
00:12:17 Damn.
00:12:46 Oh, Blade.
00:13:25 What the fuck happen tonight?
00:13:30 How should I know?
00:13:32 He was human.
00:13:35 You're gettin' reckless, Blade.
00:13:36 Killing vampires is clean.
00:13:38 They ash... don't leave
00:13:42 Killing humans is messy.
00:13:43 You better hope nobody ID'd you.
00:13:46 This worked really good.
00:13:52 What's this?
00:13:54 A new delivery system for your serum.
00:13:56 It's an effervescent inhaler.
00:13:58 Just bite down on the mouth guard.
00:14:00 Delivery's automatic.
00:14:02 Some friends of mine made it.
00:14:04 Friends?
00:14:06 Yeah.
00:14:09 It was horrible.
00:14:10 The one car crashed, and then the guy
00:14:14 - It looked like there was a lot of blood.
00:14:16 That was just a taste
00:14:19 during tonight's brazen shootout
00:14:20 that left at least four people dead.
00:14:23 Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen
00:14:25 captured the whole event on video.
00:14:26 Hey, Ray.
00:14:28 Let's catch a plane, Wilson.
00:14:30 It's time to take these cowboys down.
00:14:32 That's what I'm talkin' about.
00:15:08 What's he been doing?
00:15:10 Fuck all. Just feeding.
00:15:11 Been through five of them so far.
00:15:13 Do you think we have enough security?
00:15:15 We didn't capture him.
00:15:18 You understand?
00:15:19 I'm gonna go in.
00:16:30 You shouldn't have woken me.
00:16:33 We had to.
00:16:39 Your blood, your sacrament,
00:16:44 What makes you think I care?
00:16:47 Your people need you.
00:16:48 My people?
00:16:53 You're nothing but shadows
00:16:57 Look how far you have fallen.
00:16:59 The world's changed since your time.
00:17:01 The humans have a new hunter.
00:17:05 Blade.
00:17:06 And you'd like me
00:17:09 Yes.
00:17:39 Subject is heading west.
00:17:41 Got him.
00:17:45 Congratulations.
00:17:48 Somebody nailed us.
00:17:49 Your face is all over the papers
00:17:52 Media's eatin' it up.
00:17:54 - Like I care.
00:17:56 Something like this...
00:18:00 as far as the rest
00:18:02 you're public enemy number one.
00:18:05 Didn't know this was
00:18:08 Damn it, Blade.
00:18:11 They're waging
00:18:14 Now it's not just vampires
00:18:18 we're gonna have to take on
00:18:22 You worry too much, old man.
00:18:26 That's why we're still alive, goddamn it.
00:18:29 I've been doing this
00:18:32 You're like a son to me.
00:18:34 I'm sorry I got old on ya.
00:18:36 I see you alone,
00:18:40 And it breaks my heart.
00:18:43 We can't win this war alone.
00:18:50 Look, he just gave me the evil eye.
00:18:53 What about that guy?!
00:18:58 Bro and prostitute, baby.
00:19:00 So what?
00:19:02 Quit fucking around.
00:19:04 I'm hungry,
00:19:08 How about him?
00:19:09 No fatties.
00:19:14 No, I like him.
00:19:16 Wait... what about that?
00:19:20 They fucking saw us over there.
00:19:22 Fucking blow me, man!
00:19:26 Oh, got it! Got it!
00:19:29 Baby on board.
00:19:30 Oh! Looks like we got ourselves
00:19:49 Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky!
00:20:40 Oh, yeah, baby!
00:20:42 What's for dinner?
00:20:56 Aah!
00:20:58 Hey, pretty lady.
00:21:07 No! No!
00:21:10 No!
00:21:14 Scream if this hurts, chica.
00:21:20 Aah!
00:21:22 Fuck you?
00:21:23 Aah!
00:21:26 Garlic!
00:22:31 Scream if this hurts, chica.
00:22:35 Aah!
00:23:42 What is it?
00:23:44 What you were worried about.
00:24:03 Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:24:08 Shoot to kill!
00:24:48 Aah!
00:25:44 Move a finger and you're dead.
00:25:45 How's about this one?
00:25:47 He's got something in his hand!
00:25:49 Get out, Blade!
00:25:56 Shit!
00:26:13 What's going on in there?
00:26:14 Somebody talk to me!
00:26:20 Aah!
00:26:30 Hold it right there!
00:26:32 Don't shoot, don't shoot.
00:27:19 Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
00:27:27 Special Agents Ray Cumberland,
00:27:31 - We've been tracking you a long time.
00:27:34 Whistler.
00:27:35 Dead.
00:27:39 Just like all your victims.
00:27:42 Say, how many people
00:27:44 Thirty? Forty? Fifty?
00:27:47 1,182.
00:27:50 But they were all familiars.
00:27:53 People who work with them.
00:27:55 Oh. And by "them,"
00:27:59 Say, so how do you kill
00:28:01 Maybe you could give us a few pointers.
00:28:04 What about sunlight? I mean,
00:28:07 What about crosses?
00:28:08 Do they still work, Wilson,
00:28:10 I don't know, Ray. I mean, what if
00:28:15 That's a good point.
00:28:17 What about garlic?
00:28:20 Or do you need, like, saffron
00:28:23 - That was quick.
00:28:31 You can keep doing your song
00:28:34 It's not gonna play.
00:28:36 We know what you are.
00:28:38 You're a stone-cold killer.
00:28:40 And you're sick as fuck.
00:28:42 Let's leave the diagnosis
00:28:46 Hello, Blade.
00:28:48 My name is Dr. Vance.
00:28:49 I've been charged with giving you
00:28:54 Gentlemen, would you mind giving us
00:28:57 He's all yours.
00:29:14 I know you must find this
00:29:18 ...but I want you to know
00:29:21 And in order for me to do that,
00:29:23 I'm gonna have to ask you
00:29:30 You know, Blade...
00:29:32 I was signing in at security,
00:29:38 Do you know what day it is?
00:29:45 How about the President?
00:29:49 Who's in the White House right now?
00:29:51 An asshole.
00:29:56 I think somebody here
00:30:02 Vampires.
00:30:07 For everyone else,
00:30:11 I had a set of wax teeth
00:30:16 It was fun.
00:30:19 I could be somebody else.
00:30:22 But I want to hear you
00:30:26 What can you tell me about them?
00:30:30 They exist.
00:30:33 Are you one of them?
00:30:38 Sometimes...
00:30:43 ...is the one in the mirror.
00:30:50 Tell me about blood.
00:30:52 When you drink blood,
00:30:54 do you ever feel sexually aroused?
00:31:01 Just strikes me
00:31:06 has a very strong element
00:31:14 Nuzzling into someone's neck.
00:31:17 A nocturnal visit.
00:31:20 It promises a...
00:31:28 The very sweet taste of saliva...
00:31:32 mixed with skin.
00:31:36 Sounds good to me.
00:31:39 Where's it come from?
00:31:41 That's what I wanna know.
00:31:44 And I'm starting to wonder what your
00:31:52 Were the two of you very close?
00:32:02 He's psychotic.
00:32:03 No shit.
00:32:04 For his safety and for the public's,
00:32:05 I'm recommending that he be transferred
00:32:08 Fuck that!
00:32:09 He's wanted in connection
00:32:12 Hold on, gentlemen.
00:32:14 You got a problem with that,
00:32:17 - That man is my prisoner!
00:32:19 Don't fuck with my thing!
00:32:20 There's a team from the hospital
00:32:23 You're supposed to be
00:32:25 Not this time.
00:32:31 This is just a little something
00:32:37 The usual dose for this sort of thing
00:32:40 but I think with a big,
00:32:45 I'll kick it up to a couple thousand.
00:32:48 You don't have a problem
00:32:53 There.
00:32:54 That wasn't so bad, was it?
00:32:58 Ooh, you're weak.
00:33:00 In need of your serum.
00:33:03 That must be a bad feeling.
00:33:06 I mean, who would've imagined
00:33:09 that a mere human like me
00:33:15 You're one of them.
00:33:18 A familiar.
00:33:24 Going on five years now.
00:33:30 It's the endgame, Blade.
00:33:32 All their plans are coming to fruition.
00:33:35 Why don't you just sit back
00:33:47 I hate familiars.
00:34:00 It's why we're still alive, goddamn it.
00:34:03 You're like a son to me.
00:34:08 Sorry I got old on ya.
00:34:13 I see you alone,
00:34:18 It breaks my heart.
00:34:46 Hi, Blade.
00:34:47 So glad to finally meet you.
00:34:49 I am such a fan.
00:34:52 I like your tattoos.
00:34:55 Do they mean anything?
00:34:58 Stupid.
00:35:00 Are you okay?
00:35:02 Are you tired?
00:35:06 You're weak.
00:35:11 We moved the humans around.
00:35:15 Like pawns.
00:35:17 We used them...
00:35:20 ...to flush you out.
00:35:31 You're not so big.
00:35:34 You're all alone, Blade.
00:35:37 No one's gonna help you now.
00:36:00 - Evening, ladies.
00:36:07 Wake up, Blade.
00:36:57 Go!
00:37:45 Freeze!
00:38:01 Whistler!
00:38:03 This way!
00:38:13 Blade!
00:38:14 You're dead!
00:38:17 Get down!
00:38:25 Blade.
00:38:34 Hey, hey.
00:38:35 Where are you going?
00:38:36 Where the fuck is he going?
00:38:38 This is supposed to be a rescue!
00:38:46 Get back, get back!
00:38:51 We're pinned down.
00:38:52 I can't shoot around corners.
00:38:53 I can.
00:39:33 Aah!
00:39:58 Okay. We're fucked.
00:40:00 We're fine.
00:40:15 Forgot my sword.
00:40:26 Whoo! Come on!
00:40:42 Abby.
00:40:46 Aah!
00:40:50 We got him.
00:40:52 We'll be there soon.
00:40:53 Who the hell are you people?
00:40:55 Well, my name is Hannibal King.
00:40:58 And this little hellion
00:41:01 Whistler's daughter.
00:41:15 I thought the vampires
00:41:18 They did.
00:41:23 When I came of age,
00:41:25 and I told him I wanted in.
00:41:27 Been doing it ever since.
00:41:36 Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.
00:41:39 How do you bankroll this operation?
00:41:41 I date a lot of older men.
00:41:44 Come on, man, I'm joking.
00:41:46 You met Dex.
00:41:48 This is Hedges.
00:41:49 Sommerfield... she's the one who built
00:41:52 That runt you saw earlier,
00:42:00 We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.
00:42:02 Hmm. Sounds like rejects
00:42:06 We were gonna go with
00:42:13 How many of you are there?
00:42:14 There's enough.
00:42:15 We operate in sleeper cells.
00:42:17 When one goes down, another cell
00:42:20 Consider us your reinforcements.
00:42:24 What, you amateurs
00:42:28 You?
00:42:31 Look at you.
00:42:32 You're kids.
00:42:34 You're not ready to roll with this.
00:42:37 I mean, look at the way you're dressed.
00:42:40 What, that's supposed to be tactical?
00:42:42 What is this? What is that?
00:42:45 It's a joke, huh?
00:42:47 What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
00:42:49 You think this is a fucking sitcom?
00:42:52 Okay, first off, that's just rude.
00:42:55 Second, I'm pretty sure
00:43:01 I'm impressed.
00:43:03 Look, Blade, my father meant
00:43:06 Like it or not, we are all you got.
00:43:10 What the hell makes you think
00:43:13 Well, here's for starters.
00:43:17 I used to be one.
00:43:20 Do I pass the audition?
00:43:23 Rookies.
00:43:25 Fucking Hannibal King!
00:43:28 I should've ripped his bleeding heart
00:43:33 Ugh!
00:43:36 Ugh!
00:43:39 We had Blade.
00:43:41 We had him!
00:43:43 Ugh!
00:43:45 And don't tell me "I told you so," Asher.
00:43:48 What's wrong, half pint?
00:43:50 Blow me.
00:43:52 We got caught with our pants down.
00:43:54 Pants down?
00:43:56 They pretty much
00:43:59 Oh, you loved it.
00:44:01 Has he been told?
00:44:03 About your failure?
00:44:06 Yes.
00:44:09 Maybe it's time I joined the game.
00:44:18 You know the kind of woman
00:44:22 You see her and every warning bell
00:44:25 but you still manage to ask
00:44:29 Well, that's all I ever hook up with.
00:44:31 But this betty...
00:44:34 Whoa! She blew 'em all away
00:44:39 Her name is Danica Talos.
00:44:41 You met her earlier.
00:44:42 And unlike typical vampires,
00:44:49 Moving on.
00:44:50 The man on her left
00:44:53 and this walking diaper stain
00:44:57 I picked Danica up in a bar
00:44:59 and spent the next five years
00:45:01 as her little vampire cabana boy.
00:45:04 Eventually, Abigail found me.
00:45:06 Sommerfield managed to treat me
00:45:11 And that's basically
00:45:16 We need to pool our resources, Blade.
00:45:19 "We"?
00:45:22 Yeah, we.
00:45:24 He's come back.
00:45:29 Take a look at this.
00:45:35 You gotta be kidding me.
00:45:44 Where'd you guys
00:45:46 I stole most of it.
00:45:49 You got stonework, ironwork,
00:45:55 It's this stuff that shows up everywhere.
00:45:58 It's on everything in here.
00:46:01 He is real.
00:46:03 all the layers of bullshit that have cluttered
00:46:07 and eventually
00:46:11 So the movies are true.
00:46:13 The movies are just a comforting
00:46:17 Bram Stoker... he wrote a good yarn,
00:46:19 but the events that he described
00:46:22 God. That was just a tiny piece
00:46:25 The real Dracula... his origins
00:46:30 How early?
00:46:32 Try six or seven thousand years.
00:46:35 This is a piece of his armor.
00:46:36 With it, we were able to extrapolate a
00:46:40 Check this out.
00:46:42 Dracula's only one
00:46:45 The Babylonians worshipped him
00:46:49 If you believe in the legends,
00:47:01 Nobody really knows the specifics
00:47:09 He was the first of his kind.
00:47:11 The patriarch of hominus nocturna.
00:47:21 He was born perfect.
00:47:26 And just like the great white shark,
00:47:32 Forget the movies, forget the books.
00:47:33 There's no happy ending with this guy.
00:47:38 He's been there,
00:47:40 cutting a bloody fucking path
00:47:47 ...just like that...
00:47:52 ...he up and disappeared.
00:47:54 And then we heard a rumor.
00:47:56 The vampires were searching for him.
00:47:58 Some say he'd been sleeping
00:48:00 that he'd retreated from a world
00:48:04 And according to our information, they
00:48:08 And he was pissed.
00:48:34 Don't try to use my name,
00:48:38 Tried to claim my fame,
00:48:41 About to raise the pain,
00:48:44 Tried to claim my fame,
00:48:47 About to raise the pain,
00:48:50 Bite through your jugular vein,
00:49:07 In the window...
00:49:09 You sell vampire merchandise?
00:49:14 Uh, yeah.
00:49:15 Look around.
00:49:17 We might have a few things.
00:49:21 We've got Dracula lunchboxes.
00:49:23 Did you see those?
00:49:24 There's bobble heads, key chains.
00:49:28 This is funny.
00:49:34 That garlic gets me every time.
00:49:38 We've got just about anything.
00:49:40 Even vampire vibrators.
00:49:46 Here. Check this out.
00:49:50 Dra-cola.
00:49:52 Makes you want to cry, doesn't it?
00:50:02 Was there something special
00:50:07 Hey, guy.
00:50:09 She's talkin' to ya.
00:50:18 What?
00:50:20 You wanna kiss me, pretty boy?
00:50:22 Aah!
00:50:24 No!
00:50:26 Tried to claim my fame,
00:50:28 About to raise the pain,
00:50:31 Bite through your jugular vein,
00:50:33 Aah!
00:50:39 Aah!
00:50:49 Bite through your jugular vein,
00:50:53 Why wake up Drake now?
00:50:55 That's exactly what we've been
00:50:57 When I was under the fang,
00:50:58 there used to be talk about
00:51:02 But I could never figure out why
00:51:04 I mean, that makes no sense, right?
00:51:06 They've always had plans
00:51:08 and it seems likely
00:51:11 Drake's return is part of it.
00:51:12 Let's face it.
00:51:14 We are fighting a losing battle here.
00:51:16 So we kill a few hundred
00:51:18 There are thousands of them out there,
00:51:21 We need a new tactic.
00:51:23 Like what?
00:51:24 A biological weapon.
00:51:27 For you sighted people...
00:51:31 ...here's a little show and tell.
00:51:33 For the last year,
00:51:36 in order to create an artificial virus
00:51:40 We're calling it DayStar.
00:51:42 Think about it, Blade.
00:51:44 We could wipe 'em all out
00:51:47 So what's been holding you back?
00:51:49 The lethality in vampires is still spotty.
00:51:51 The bottom line is we need
00:51:55 We need Dracula's blood.
00:51:57 Because Dracula is the progenitor
00:52:00 his DNA is still pure.
00:52:03 It hasn't been diluted by a hundred
00:52:07 We get his blood, we can boost
00:52:13 All the vampires go bye-bye.
00:52:17 So, can we just
00:52:20 for one of our secret
00:52:28 Oh.
00:52:29 Holy shit.
00:52:30 Um, gentlemen and hottie,
00:52:33 uh, we have a wide assortment
00:52:36 for your viewing pleasure today.
00:52:38 Electronic pistol... comes in a variety
00:52:43 Explosive rounds.
00:52:44 Yeah, but with
00:52:46 instead of your standard hollow points.
00:52:48 I call 'em sun dogs.
00:52:50 Hedges. Super-size me, sweetheart.
00:52:56 This little pea shooter...
00:52:58 of the Army's objective
00:53:01 Pick your poison... sun dogs, stakes,
00:53:03 heat-seeking mini rockets.
00:53:05 Basically, whatever gets you hard,
00:53:08 Course, it doesn't have
00:53:13 Oh, God.
00:53:14 Over here, we, um...
00:53:16 we call this the UV Arc.
00:53:20 Whoa. Sorry.
00:53:22 The two points are connected
00:53:25 - Hedges, I'll take it from here.
00:53:29 This bad boy is half as hot as the sun.
00:53:31 It can cut through vampires
00:53:34 We're still trying to sort out fact
00:53:37 Turning into mist?
00:53:40 General shape-shifting?
00:53:44 Not into a bat or a wolf
00:53:47 but another human,
00:53:52 Because he wouldn't have
00:53:54 Something more like a snake's,
00:53:58 I have a... I have a question
00:54:01 Have you ever been laid?
00:54:04 Many times.
00:54:06 With ladies.
00:54:09 Time for a little pressure.
00:54:11 The weakest link
00:54:14 has always been their familiars.
00:54:16 Since the vampires can't go out
00:54:18 they get the humans to do
00:54:21 We bleed the wannabes...
00:54:24 Sooner or later,
00:54:26 I got you some new wheels.
00:54:28 You take care of it now.
00:54:37 She's making playlists.
00:54:39 She likes to listen to MP3s
00:54:41 It's like her own
00:54:44 Dark core, trip hop, whatever
00:54:48 Me, I'm more of
00:54:53 Come on, come on
00:54:57 Come on, come on,
00:55:00 Let me see you say ho
00:55:24 Let me see you say ho
00:55:31 Aah!
00:55:39 Ah! Aah!
00:55:47 Eventually, you know,
00:55:49 Fuck! No, no!
00:55:52 Who's your handler?
00:55:53 I don't know my fucking handler.
00:55:55 I swear. I swear!
00:55:56 Oh, shit! Please! Please!
00:56:03 Oh, it's you.
00:56:06 I'll take that.
00:56:08 Come on!
00:56:09 Let's go! Come on!
00:56:14 Hello?
00:56:16 Hello?
00:56:18 Hello, this is Dr. Vance.
00:56:22 It's for you.
00:56:23 Yeah, go ahead.
00:56:25 Hello?
00:56:27 Aah!
00:56:30 You know, at some point, you, uh,
00:56:32 you might want to consider
00:56:34 You know? Have a little share time?
00:56:36 Kick back?
00:56:39 That sort of thing?
00:56:40 Also... just a thought... but you might
00:56:49 I'm sorry, I, uh,
00:57:11 Hey.
00:57:12 You just can't walk in here like... aah!
00:57:22 Excuse me, sir.
00:57:30 Don't do that.
00:57:49 Where's Vance?
00:57:50 I'm sorry, but you can't see
00:58:02 Sit.
00:58:08 Can I, uh, can I help you?
00:58:09 Remember me?
00:58:11 All right, Vance,
00:58:16 Oh, Jesus.
00:58:17 It's him.
00:58:19 Abby. It's Drake!
00:58:27 Aah!
00:58:36 So, you're the hunter they all fear.
00:58:39 I had a feeling about you.
00:58:40 Just shoot him!
00:58:42 Go ahead, Blade.
00:58:43 Show me what you're made of.
00:58:45 Aah!
00:00:37 He got my baby!
00:00:40 Aah! No! My baby!
00:01:42 Ah, careful, Daywalker.
00:01:44 I've been told about you.
00:01:46 Your weakness for humans.
00:01:48 Why'd you kill Vance?
00:01:50 He'd outlived his purpose.
00:01:53 He died a good death.
00:01:54 Quick, clean.
00:01:56 I wouldn't know anything about that.
00:01:58 You will.
00:02:01 How are you able to survive in sunlight?
00:02:04 Haven't you read Stoker's fable?
00:02:07 I was the first of the vampires.
00:02:11 I am unique.
00:02:13 So that's why they brought you back.
00:02:15 Of course.
00:02:16 They believe through me
00:02:25 Look at them down there.
00:02:26 Scurrying around like insects.
00:02:30 They don't know anything about honor
00:02:34 not like you and I do.
00:02:36 Do you think they could ever grasp
00:02:39 You're not immortal.
00:02:41 I must've heard hundreds of you rodents
00:02:46 Each one of them have tasted
00:02:49 Perhaps I will too, then,
00:02:51 but I think it is more likely
00:02:54 you fall before mine.
00:02:57 Catch!
00:03:18 Cootchie coo.
00:03:21 Did you see that guy?
00:03:22 We're gonna lose, man.
00:03:24 Oh! God!
00:03:26 We're gonna fucking lose!
00:03:29 What did the one lesbian vampire
00:03:33 Shut up, King.
00:03:34 See you in 28 days.
00:03:38 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:39 What are you... what is that?
00:03:41 It's an elastic protein, okay?
00:03:42 It's gonna stop the hemorrhaging.
00:03:44 Okay.
00:03:45 Is it gonna hurt?
00:03:46 Yeah, it's gonna sting a little.
00:03:48 Really?
00:03:52 Fuck me!
00:03:54 Aah!
00:03:59 I had a family once.
00:04:02 Wife, two daughters.
00:04:08 Then a drifter came calling
00:04:12 A vampire.
00:04:15 He toyed with 'em first.
00:04:19 Tried to make me decide
00:04:24 I've been doing this a long time.
00:04:27 Since before you were born.
00:04:30 I don't want this life for you, Abby.
00:05:15 Hey, Blade.
00:05:17 I got a question for you.
00:05:19 Say we're successful.
00:05:22 What then, huh?
00:05:24 You ever ask yourself that?
00:05:27 I mean, somehow,
00:05:29 l... I don't picture you teaching karate
00:05:45 He hates me, doesn't he?
00:05:46 Yeah.
00:05:58 Why do you wear that symbol?
00:06:04 Old habits.
00:06:09 I was a good Catholic schoolgirl...
00:06:14 ...once.
00:06:15 I was there when they crucified him.
00:06:19 He died for their sins.
00:06:23 Not mine.
00:06:25 And what are your sins?
00:06:31 Would you care to confess them?
00:06:37 Take it off.
00:06:40 Why?
00:06:42 I will make you a better one.
00:07:11 There's an old saying.
00:07:15 Kill one man, you're a murderer...
00:07:19 ...kill a million, a king.
00:07:25 Kill 'em all...
00:07:27 ...a god.
00:07:55 Why do you do that?
00:07:57 Because there's something bad
00:08:03 This keeps it from getting out.
00:08:05 Why can't you just be nice?
00:08:13 Because the world isn't nice.
00:08:21 I found where the vampires are working.
00:08:22 Biomedica Enterprises.
00:08:25 They've been buying up
00:08:28 Check it out.
00:08:30 Taq polymerase,
00:08:32 bone marrow growth supplement,
00:08:35 genetic sequencing enzymes.
00:08:39 You want a party favor?
00:08:41 Lucky seven.
00:08:42 Silver hollow points.
00:08:44 Done.
00:09:15 You wanted to see me?
00:09:17 We've got trouble.
00:09:19 Doing a little moonlighting, Chief?
00:09:21 Shit!
00:09:35 What are you doing here?
00:09:37 Talk.
00:09:39 Talk.
00:09:44 Spill it!
00:09:45 You know what we're doing.
00:09:47 What's inside?
00:09:50 Aah!
00:09:57 Now, what's behind door number one?
00:10:01 I can't tell you.
00:10:04 Kill you?
00:10:06 I'll just enjoy it better.
00:10:16 You know the routine.
00:10:34 Lights.
00:10:38 God in Heaven.
00:10:55 What is this place?
00:10:58 It's a blood farming facility.
00:11:06 Vampires decided that hunting humans
00:11:10 too inefficient.
00:11:13 Why kill your prey
00:11:19 Under optimal conditions,
00:11:21 anywhere from 50 to 100
00:11:24 Productive.
00:11:28 Where do you get all these people?
00:11:31 They got processing centers
00:11:34 At any given time, there's what,
00:11:36 two, three million homeless
00:11:40 They just pull 'em in off the streets.
00:11:44 Nobody cares about them.
00:11:47 We're doing this country
00:11:52 Vampire final solution.
00:11:55 Are they aware?
00:11:58 Do they feel anything?
00:12:00 They're in a chemical-induced coma.
00:12:03 They're brain dead.
00:12:08 Look at this.
00:12:10 This the future you want?
00:12:12 Don't you think that they have
00:12:17 We don't have a choice!
00:12:20 They're going to win.
00:12:23 He's come back!
00:12:24 There's nothing stopping them now.
00:12:26 There's me.
00:12:29 Go!
00:12:31 You got 20 seconds.
00:12:36 Twenty.
00:12:44 Shutdown password... what is it?
00:12:47 Harvest.
00:12:50 Put it in.
00:13:07 Let's go.
00:13:20 Where'd you go?
00:13:23 - Oh! You win.
00:13:26 "Now, Nome King,
00:13:30 was very bad indeed."
00:13:34 "Having decided to conquer
00:13:37 and to destroy the Emerald City..."
00:13:47 This ain't no video game.
00:13:49 This ain't no video game.
00:13:54 Come on, now.
00:14:22 Dude, you're dead.
00:14:32 Mom, the lights are weird.
00:14:36 What do you mean?
00:14:38 They're going on and off.
00:14:42 Guys?
00:14:46 Zoe, I want you to go,
00:14:49 Like we talked about. Go on.
00:15:28 Zoe?
00:15:31 Get out of here, Zoe!
00:15:33 Hide!
00:15:34 Goddamn it, Zoe!
00:15:38 Goddamn it!
00:17:25 Aah!
00:18:06 Aah!
00:18:08 Aah!
00:18:10 Aah!
00:18:28 Something's not right.
00:18:35 King!
00:19:43 Zoe?
00:20:26 Zoe.
00:20:28 Zoe?
00:20:32 Whistler.
00:21:50 Use it.
00:21:54 Use it.
00:21:59 Use it.
00:22:06 Aah!
00:22:22 Back off, pooch.
00:22:28 Jesus Christ!
00:22:31 What the fuck?!
00:22:33 Good dog.
00:22:34 What the fuck?!
00:22:40 His name's Pac-Man.
00:22:43 We've been porting the vampire gene
00:22:47 You made a goddamn
00:22:52 Yeah.
00:22:59 Precious, isn't he?
00:23:01 Well, that depends who you ask,
00:23:03 this dog has a bigger dick than you.
00:23:06 And when the fuck
00:23:11 Ow!
00:23:13 I was talking to her!
00:23:20 Poor King.
00:23:22 You look so distraught!
00:23:30 Give me that chair.
00:23:41 You're tasting a little bland, lover.
00:23:44 Are you getting enough
00:23:47 Have you tried lake trout?
00:23:50 Mackerel?
00:23:51 How about you take
00:23:55 off the end of my dick?
00:23:57 And how about everyone here
00:24:02 It provokes my envy.
00:24:13 Tell us about Blade, King.
00:24:15 What's this weapon
00:24:18 I can tell you two things.
00:24:22 One... your hairdo is ridiculous.
00:24:29 Two, I ate a lot of garlic,
00:24:34 Silent but deadly.
00:24:37 Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake!
00:24:39 All right! Fuck!
00:24:40 I'll tell you about the weapon.
00:24:51 It's a new flavor crystal formula.
00:24:52 Twice the chocolaty goodness,
00:24:54 Plus, it helps
00:25:05 You're brave, King.
00:25:08 I'll give you that.
00:25:10 But underneath all that swagger,
00:25:14 I know what you really fear.
00:25:18 What would hurt you
00:25:34 You don't want to go back
00:25:48 I'm gonna bite you again, King.
00:25:52 And I'm gonna leave you here
00:25:57 I'm going to watch you day after day
00:26:00 as the thirst
00:26:07 And then,
00:26:09 when you can't stand it anymore...
00:26:18 ...I’m gonna bring the little girl in here...
00:26:23 ...for you to feed on.
00:26:26 Would you like that, King?
00:26:30 Would you enjoy taking her life?
00:26:49 Now we're getting somewhere, my pet.
00:27:13 Are you all right?
00:27:16 Yeah. I'll be fine.
00:27:21 Don't let it turn inward.
00:27:25 Ever since I can remember,
00:27:29 I've had this knife of sadness
00:27:37 And as long as it's there,
00:27:40 you know, I'm... I'm strong.
00:27:46 But the moment that I take it out...
00:27:55 ...l- I'll just die.
00:28:56 He's one of ours.
00:28:58 My name is Caulder.
00:28:59 I'll be your driver this evening.
00:29:11 Sommerfield left you a video message.
00:29:17 If you're watching this,
00:29:21 If Zoe's alive, I want you to promise me
00:29:25 I've been reading her
00:29:29 We just started reading
00:29:32 You know, the one
00:29:37 I think I've managed to cultivate
00:29:41 As a precaution, I transmitted
00:29:44 in case our main stock was destroyed.
00:29:47 In order for it
00:29:49 you're gonna need to interfuse it
00:29:52 Now, if it works,
00:29:56 should die almost instantly.
00:29:59 There's one other thing.
00:30:01 Blade, you need to know
00:30:04 that there's a chance
00:30:07 Because you're a hybrid,
00:30:08 l...I'm not sure if your immune system
00:30:13 I'm sorry. We just didn't have
00:30:20 So, shall we take a look
00:30:24 I only had time to fabricate
00:30:29 However, I was able to outfit it.
00:30:35 A compressed gas projectile...
00:30:38 ...that can be shot from one
00:30:47 Either way, you must be sure
00:30:51 You would simply not have enough
00:31:04 Do you know who I am?
00:31:06 You're the Nome King.
00:31:09 Ah.
00:31:10 The Nome King.
00:31:12 How sweet.
00:31:14 Tell me, child,
00:31:18 I'm not afraid.
00:31:19 I'll go to Heaven.
00:31:22 There is no Heaven.
00:31:23 No God, no angels.
00:31:26 The only thing in your future
00:31:30 But what if you could change that?
00:31:32 What if you could
00:31:36 Wouldn't you like that?
00:31:37 Wouldn't you accept that gift?
00:31:41 My friends are coming to kill you.
00:32:06 This blood
00:32:18 Wake the night!
00:32:27 It's gonna wake the night
00:32:36 It's gonna wake the night
00:32:37 Wake the night!
00:32:39 This blood
00:32:44 This blood
00:32:46 It's gonna wake the night
00:32:48 This blood
00:32:51 This blood
00:32:53 It's gonna wake the night!
00:33:10 - This blood
00:33:20 It's gonna wake the night
00:33:29 - This blood
00:33:38 Wake the night!
00:33:40 This blood
00:33:43 This blood
00:33:45 It's gonna wake the night!
00:33:57 Gonna be sorry you did that.
00:34:00 Why?
00:34:03 Nobody's coming for you, Kingshit.
00:34:07 Sure they are.
00:34:09 God...
00:34:10 See, one of the things you fuckheads
00:34:16 is that when you join our club, you get
00:34:21 And one of them is this nifty little tracking
00:34:28 - Bullshit.
00:34:33 See, when one of us goes missing...
00:34:36 ...the others,
00:34:39 which is in space.
00:34:41 And then presto.
00:34:43 Instant cavalry.
00:34:46 You like that, huh?
00:34:49 Go fuck your sister.
00:34:50 Okay, King.
00:34:53 Where is this tracking node of yours?
00:34:58 It's in my left ass check.
00:35:01 Fine.
00:35:02 It's in my right ass cheek.
00:35:06 Okay, I'm... okay, seriously, now.
00:35:09 It's in the meat of my butt,
00:35:16 Seriously, just pull down
00:35:19 Enough!
00:35:20 It's not funny anymore!
00:35:22 No, it's not,
00:35:24 But it will be a few seconds from now.
00:35:28 See, that tickle that you're feeling
00:35:32 ...that's atomized colloidal silver.
00:35:35 It's being pumped through
00:35:38 you cock-juggling thundercunt!
00:35:50 Which means the fat lady
00:35:53 right about now!
00:36:05 This is awkward.
00:36:08 Do you have a cell phone?
00:36:35 Um... a little help here.
00:37:21 - Are you all right?
00:37:23 - Where's Zoe?
00:37:24 Okay.
00:37:30 Thank you.
00:37:32 I brought your toys.
00:37:35 Try to keep up.
00:37:55 Aah!
00:39:44 Abby!
00:39:45 Hey.
00:39:48 You okay?
00:39:50 Okay. Let's get you out of here.
00:39:52 Watch out!
00:40:14 Fuck me.
00:40:18 Oh, fuck me sideways!
00:40:25 Oh, yeah.
00:40:27 He's a cute little guy, aren't ya?
00:40:29 Good little puppies.
00:40:31 Yeah, you're gonna stay.
00:40:33 You stay.
00:40:34 Oh. There's a pretty smile.
00:40:37 Yeah.
00:40:38 I'm going to, uh...
00:41:20 Hey, dickface.
00:41:22 You seen my dog?
00:41:24 Have you tried the lobby?
00:41:28 Thank you.
00:41:35 Fuck...
00:41:36 Come on, King.
00:41:38 ...this.
00:41:56 Blade.
00:41:59 Ready to die?
00:42:03 I was born ready, motherfucker.
00:42:08 Motherfucker.
00:42:10 I like that.
00:42:13 Aah!
00:43:13 Aah!
00:43:29 Aah!
00:43:39 Aah!
00:43:55 You broke my arm!
00:45:53 Aah!
00:47:46 Are you ready to die, motherfucker?
00:49:20 Give it up.
00:49:21 Come on.
00:49:23 Give it up.
00:49:25 Give it up.
00:49:54 Hang in there, kitten.
00:49:55 I'll get help.
00:50:07 Funny, isn't it?
00:50:10 All this time, my people were trying
00:50:14 when one already exists.
00:50:19 I don't need to survive.
00:50:21 The future of our race rests with you.
00:50:25 You fought with honor.
00:50:27 I respect that.
00:50:30 Allow me a parting gift.
00:50:34 But remember this.
00:50:36 Sooner or later,
00:50:39 the thirst always wins.
00:53:42 And Blade?
00:53:45 The virus didn't kill him.
00:53:47 Because he was a hybrid,
00:53:50 It simply slowed down.
00:53:52 And so he slept,
00:53:54 waiting for the moment when he
00:54:20 Yo, yo
00:54:21 It's the feast of the blood
00:54:23 Unleash the beast within
00:54:25 I walk around with the strength
00:54:29 You best run before I count to ten
00:54:31 Blood dripping from my canine
00:54:34 The shape-shifting mirror image
00:54:37 The everlasting vision,
00:55:11 Try to use my name,
00:55:14 Tried to claim my fame,
00:55:17 About to raise the pain,
00:55:20 Bite through your jugular vein,
00:55:23 Walk with me,
00:55:25 Come on, walk with me,
00:55:28 Come on, walk with me,
00:55:31 Come on, walk with me,
00:55:34 I strike back with a vengeance,
00:55:38 And I can't be deflected
00:55:41 Bloody holy water,
00:55:44 What's waiting for the sickle?
00:55:47 Sting like the scorpion,
00:55:50 My blood in those
00:55:54 And the last thing,
00:55:57 The blind, deaf and the dumb
00:56:00 Try to use my name,
00:56:02 Trying to claim my fame,
00:56:06 About to raise the pain,
00:56:09 Bite through your jugular vein,
00:56:49 You don't even know me
00:56:52 You can't even see me
00:56:55 Friendlier than daylight
00:56:58 Now I’m back,
00:57:01 Don't be scared, baby
00:57:04 Can't you see I'm thirsty?
00:57:07 Friends of the daylight
00:57:10 Let me drink,
00:57:13 Don't be scared, baby
00:57:16 Don't be afraid
00:57:19 Friends of the daylight
00:57:22 And I'm back,
00:57:25 Never going nowhere
00:57:28 You can't run from me
00:57:31 Day or night, baby
00:57:34 Can I drink,
00:57:38 Yeah
00:57:41 Yeah
00:57:46 Can we drink,
00:57:49 Don't be scared, baby
00:57:52 Don't be scared, baby
00:57:55 Can't you see I'm thirsty?
00:57:57 And I'm back,
00:58:00 First things first, man,
00:58:03 You can't call the doctor,
00:58:06 You got that Louis logo
00:58:08 And those tight minis
00:58:12 I can't think,
00:58:15 Come have a drink
00:58:18 From the dark side,
00:58:20 You can't fight the thirst
00:58:24 I've been scopin' ya
00:58:27 Take a sip of the potion
00:58:30 It's not your ordinary,
00:58:33 In the heat of the night,
00:58:37 Never going nowhere
00:58:40 You can't run from me
00:58:43 Day or night, baby
00:58:46 Can I drink,
00:58:50 Yeah
00:58:52 Yeah
00:58:58 Can we drink,
00:59:01 Don't be scared, baby
00:59:04 Don't be scared, baby
00:59:07 Can't you see I'm thirsty?
00:59:10 And I'm back,
00:59:13 Allow me a parting gift.
00:59:16 But remember this.
00:59:19 Sooner or later,
00:59:22 the thirst will always win.
00:59:46 And I'm back,