Blast From The Past

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00:01:39 Just remember
00:01:42 Calvin's a great guy,
00:01:44 -Nutty.
00:01:46 You know...housewife.
00:01:48 Likes to cook, pregnant.
00:01:49 Normal, then.
00:01:51 I wouldn't go that far.
00:01:53 -Helen!
00:01:55 Just look at you.
00:01:57 Any day now.
00:01:58 Say hi to my sister
00:02:00 Tell me
00:02:02 A duck walks into a drugstore.
00:02:05 He says,
00:02:07 The clerk says, "Certainly, sir.
00:02:10 The duck says,
00:02:16 Oh, brother.
00:02:17 He was the golden boy
00:02:20 but then he started
00:02:22 He suddenly became very rich.
00:02:24 And that was it.
00:02:27 -How's that?
00:02:31 Calvin spends
00:02:34 tinkering around
00:02:36 If you ask me,
00:02:39 Same is true of batteries.
00:02:40 I could take
00:02:43 and rig it
00:02:46 Say, Helen,
00:02:48 about this trouble down in Cuba?
00:02:50 Oh, for heaven's sakes,
00:03:02 I'd say my baseball card
00:03:06 as any one I've ever seen.
00:03:10 Calvin! Kennedy is going
00:03:12 on television right now.
00:03:13 Ooh, boy.
00:03:16 On the island of Cuba.
00:03:18 Unmistakable evidence
00:03:20 that a series
00:03:23 is now in preparation
00:03:44 Tower, this is Wolf One. I got
00:03:48 Wolf One, Tower.
00:03:50 You're number one
00:03:54 Tower, this is Wolf One.
00:03:57 State your problem, Wolf One.
00:04:00 Stand by, One.
00:04:02 Additional sites
00:04:04 for intermediate-range
00:04:07 and thus capable of striking
00:04:09 in the western hemisphere.
00:04:12 Folks.
00:04:14 Given this extraordinary
00:04:17 I think it's prudent
00:04:20 I'm sure this Cuban thing
00:04:22 but in the meantime,
00:04:24 a prayerful
00:04:29 OK, folks, let's go.
00:04:33 -My coat.
00:04:40 What did I tell you?
00:04:47 Well, I'm certainly not gonna
00:04:49 Oh, Calvin, would you
00:04:51 back on the lawn chair, honey?
00:04:52 Shouldn't we at least
00:04:54 It shuts off automatically.
00:04:56 Oh. Did you make it to do that?
00:04:58 They all do.
00:04:59 I never know anymore.
00:05:03 I bet that's a fighter jet
00:05:07 Good luck, amigo.
00:05:09 An emergency has been declared.
00:05:10 I repeat,
00:05:12 You hear that?
00:05:14 I'll come back for the radio.
00:05:17 I wish you would have
00:05:20 It's not gonna be that easy...
00:05:21 to get all that dried-on food
00:05:23 I just hope those plates are not
00:05:26 Cheese
00:05:28 I've got secondaries
00:05:30 I'm gonna need to find
00:05:33 Roger, Wolf One.
00:05:38 Roger that, Tower.
00:05:40 I'm marking the one-eight-zero
00:05:44 and ejecting, Tower.
00:05:46 Roger, Wolf One.
00:06:00 How long will we have
00:06:03 For this thing to blow over
00:06:05 Days?
00:06:06 What if I go into labor?
00:06:08 That could happen any time now.
00:06:10 I've read up on it.
00:06:11 If I have to,
00:06:40 Home, sweet home.
00:06:42 To you, maybe.
00:06:55 Are you all right?
00:06:56 I think so.
00:07:01 It's happened!
00:07:04 Look at that heat!
00:07:05 All my surface indicators...
00:07:07 knocked out! Oh, Lord!
00:07:10 It's happened!
00:07:18 What was that noise?
00:07:22 - The locks.
00:07:27 To keep us from trying to leave.
00:07:31 There's a radiation half-life
00:07:35 -It lasts thirty-five years.
00:07:39 Then after that,
00:07:47 According to Cal Tech...
00:07:48 this Webber guy
00:07:51 but a borderline nut case.
00:07:54 He and Mrs. Nut Case...
00:07:55 must have been out here
00:07:57 Unless we get a postcard or
00:08:00 What about relatives?
00:08:01 They're all back east.
00:08:03 Neighbors said the guy
00:08:07 She'd bring him sandwiches
00:08:12 He drank it hot?
00:08:16 Good God.
00:08:20 Chilly? You shouldn't be.
00:08:23 Temperature's
00:08:24 Maybe I've just got the creeps.
00:08:27 How could you?
00:08:32 No, Calvin!
00:08:33 Believe me.
00:08:34 Would you like a tranquilizer?
00:08:37 You've got tranquilizers?
00:08:39 I told you I have everything.
00:08:43 What?
00:08:46 Oh, hon.
00:08:51 Just breathe.
00:08:52 I'll get my stuff.
00:09:28 Is there a problem?
00:09:30 No, Calvin. Babies cry.
00:09:32 I've noticed.
00:09:34 What shall we call him?
00:09:35 I don't know.
00:09:37 Well, I was thinking in
00:09:40 we should call him Adam.
00:09:42 That's not sacrilegious, is it?
00:09:43 No. I think it's just right.
00:09:47 See, I flick this switch...
00:09:50 and the image is projected
00:09:53 and the picture
00:09:55 and it's perfect.
00:10:05 Well, almost perfect.
00:10:09 Lord, bless this food...
00:10:11 this family...
00:10:13 and make us ever mindful...
00:10:15 of the needs of others. Amen.
00:10:17 Let's eat.
00:10:36 Out here, hon.
00:10:37 Oh, there you are.
00:10:40 Looked all over for you.
00:10:44 You wanted to see me?
00:10:45 Yes. You ready, Adam?
00:10:47 Watch this.
00:10:50 He can stand up all by himself.
00:10:52 Show Daddy.
00:10:53 All by himself.
00:10:54 That's my guy.
00:10:56 Stand up.
00:10:57 My son.
00:10:59 Up, Adam...
00:11:01 to the moon.
00:11:17 I never seen a septic tank
00:11:19 Well, don't fool with it.
00:11:20 If it is a septic tank, I sure
00:11:22 We'll just lay
00:11:42 I'm gonna need two more
00:11:45 You bet, Mom. Comin' up.
00:11:46 Oh, by the way, Mom,
00:11:50 Buck fifteen an hour.
00:11:55 Your husband is crazy.
00:12:22 Hook off the jab.
00:12:25 That's right.
00:12:32 Four, five.
00:12:34 Five, six.
00:12:36 And six, spin.
00:12:47 May I cut in?
00:12:49 You certainly may.
00:12:50 Thank you, son.
00:13:20 What the hell
00:13:24 Oh, man.
00:13:26 I'm not sure I like that.
00:13:47 These are stock certificates.
00:13:50 Your Mom and I bought them,
00:13:54 Of course,
00:13:55 but at one time
00:13:58 They're pretty.
00:14:01 Sure.
00:14:03 Now let's move on
00:14:07 Latin exam, Dad. It's Tuesday.
00:14:12 Gosh, it is Tuesday.
00:14:14 Time flies, doesn't it?
00:14:16 Tempus fugit.
00:14:29 You have a wonderful
00:14:34 The acorn does not fall
00:14:39 This is wonderful.
00:14:41 That's my baseball card
00:14:43 It's yours now.
00:14:47 What's baseball?
00:14:48 It's a game, son.
00:14:49 I can explain it pretty easily.
00:14:52 You see, there's a pitcher.
00:14:54 Oh, like a painting?
00:14:56 No. A pit-cher.
00:14:59 Like one of Mom's?
00:15:01 No. There's a man
00:15:03 to a man who has a bat.
00:15:05 Oh, the nocturnal flying mammal.
00:15:25 I'm sellin' this place.
00:15:26 I want out of this hellhole.
00:15:31 Could I, uh...
00:15:33 Buy it from me?
00:15:35 Yeah! Yeah, that's it!
00:15:36 I'll give it to you.
00:15:38 Cool!
00:15:40 I'm only gonna explain
00:15:42 The runner on second
00:15:45 It's--He's out there.
00:15:47
00:15:48 Because he's forced out.
00:15:52 Then why go there?
00:15:53 Because...he must.
00:15:58 Coming.
00:16:02 Yes, dear?
00:16:03 You get the presents,
00:16:05 You bet.
00:16:08 Happy birthday to you
00:16:13 And many more
00:16:19 Thanks, Mom. Thank you, Dad.
00:16:21 -Blow out the candles.
00:16:30 Here.
00:16:40 Oh, boy! A jacket!
00:16:43 Your mom made that
00:16:45 -No kidding?
00:16:48 Who else could have done it?
00:16:49 I made these.
00:16:59 Holy cow.
00:17:02 What the heck are these?
00:17:04 It's your roller skates. Yup.
00:17:05 I redesigned them.
00:17:07 These are really swell.
00:17:10 What did you wish for, son?
00:17:12 If he tells,
00:17:13 Oh, that's a bunch of baloney.
00:17:16 Well, we did in my family.
00:17:18 I wished that I could
00:17:22 I hope a nice one?
00:17:24 Yes, ma'am.
00:17:25 One that doesn't
00:17:27 Calvin Webber,
00:17:30 Well, we'll be going up
00:17:32 We'll know then.
00:17:33 I'm very hopeful.
00:17:35 Me, too.
00:17:37 You know, when we do go up...
00:17:40 I'm gonna miss this place.
00:17:44 How about you, hon?
00:17:51 Would you please excuse me?
00:17:54 No, no, don't--don't get up.
00:18:49 Should we say a prayer first?
00:18:51 Just open the door.
00:19:07 Long time.
00:19:12 Well, it's dirty, but...
00:19:18 it seems to be OK.
00:19:23 I know you're happy.
00:19:26 Do we just go on up?
00:19:29 No, son.
00:19:30 Now is the time we must
00:19:33 We wait for night.
00:19:34 Oh, shit!
00:19:37 Helen Thomas Webber...
00:19:38 maybe we have been down here
00:19:43 Pardon her French, son.
00:19:44 "Shit" is French?
00:19:48 Well, it's archaic French.
00:19:49 It's a 16th century
00:19:52 meaning roughly "Good."
00:19:54 Your father's right.
00:19:56 Well...shit!
00:20:15 Earthquake! Another earthquake!
00:20:18 Let her come. Let her come.
00:20:30 Oh, God.
00:20:37 Oh, my God.
00:20:39 Oh, God, save me.
00:20:44 For I have seen the light!
00:20:55 I come...
00:20:58 in peace.
00:21:16 Leave my elevator alone.
00:21:40 What happened to my backyard?
00:21:56 Got a light, honey?
00:21:59 A light? Yes.
00:22:01 I do have a light.
00:22:05 Good. Thank you.
00:22:08 So...you survived the blast.
00:22:10 The blast?
00:22:12 Honey, I've survived
00:22:14 Like the song says,
00:22:17 Did you say
00:22:19 Cute little old man...
00:22:21 if you want a boy,
00:22:23 and if you want a girl,
00:22:25 Hell, I can be
00:22:26 Really?
00:22:27 Uh-huh, and it's all yours...
00:22:29 for the remarkably low price
00:22:31 And if you act now...
00:22:32 I may even throw in
00:22:36 No. Thanks.
00:22:38 Thank you. I have to go.
00:22:40 Go on.
00:22:44 Get out of here, you old drunk!
00:22:52 Surprise!
00:23:05 I'm gonna give it to you
00:23:07 There's no point
00:23:09 There were survivors.
00:23:11 Apparently the fallout has
00:23:19 -Mutants?
00:23:20 Some eat out of garbage cans.
00:23:22 Others--cover your ears,
00:23:25 I mean that literally.
00:23:29 Others...are multi-sexual.
00:23:32 It seems they can be both...
00:23:35 masculine and feminine
00:23:38 -I don't believe it!
00:23:40 He tried to sell me his body,
00:23:43 They offer lawn furniture
00:23:49 All right.
00:23:50 They have done
00:23:52 though society,
00:23:55 has totally collapsed.
00:23:57 Others point guns.
00:23:59 There's something terribly wrong
00:24:01 and I can't tell you the rest.
00:24:03 I just can't. Maybe someday.
00:24:06 -What do we do now?
00:24:09 -We do?
00:24:10 We'll make do.
00:24:11 We have clothes,
00:24:13 I am convinced these mutants
00:24:16 No, Calvin, we won't make do!
00:24:18 Not me, not Adam !
00:24:21 I don't care how horrible it is!
00:24:23 I am the head of this household!
00:24:25 I want him to see the sky!
00:24:27 We will!
00:24:28 The ocean! A mountain!
00:24:29 Do as I say!
00:24:42 Oh, Adam ! Oh, my goodness!
00:24:44 Let's get him to the bedroom !
00:24:46 He seems to be doing
00:24:49 I don't know
00:24:51 or just
00:24:53 but we need supplies,
00:24:57 I'll go up.
00:24:59 I'm afraid you must.
00:25:00 I'll be all right.
00:25:02 My brave boy.
00:25:06 Just act normal.
00:25:08 If anyone asks, simply say...
00:25:10 "I'm from out of town.
00:25:13 Write that down.
00:25:15 Now, I'm going to give you
00:25:18 We'll need just enough to get
00:25:20 You'll find most
00:25:22 at what used to be called
00:25:24 or a hardware store.
00:25:26 I don't know how far you'll have
00:25:29 but if you can't get home
00:25:31 I want you to look for something
00:25:33 It's a hotel. Write that down.
00:25:35 There might still be one
00:25:40 Well, let's get you packed.
00:25:41 Right.
00:25:43 Just hope
00:25:45 -Say, Mom?
00:25:47 I was wondering...
00:25:49 while I was up there and all...
00:25:51 I was thinking,
00:25:53 I was wondering
00:25:56 meet a girl.
00:25:58 I've been thinking about that
00:26:00 Just these last fifteen years
00:26:02 Adam, it would be wonderful
00:26:06 one who's not a mutant...
00:26:07 and hopefully
00:26:09 Nothing against valley girls,
00:26:12 girls from Pasadena always
00:26:16 Oh, and, son, there's also
00:26:19 Write that down.
00:26:22 "Liquor store."
00:26:54 Are you all right?
00:26:58 O Lord, yes.
00:26:59 Are you the one
00:27:01 all in yellow?
00:27:05 Oh, that was my father.
00:27:07 Oh! Of course. The father.
00:27:10 Forgive me.
00:27:12 Can you forgive me
00:27:15 Everything has been so awful.
00:27:17 I know. It has been terrible...
00:27:20 but it's not your fault.
00:27:22 And now that
00:27:24 things are going to get better.
00:27:25 -You understand?
00:27:32 Well, I have to go now.
00:27:33 Of course! Of course you do.
00:27:35 I'll stay here and pray.
00:27:37 Say, that's always a good idea.
00:27:41 How do I leave this place?
00:27:43 The front door is open.
00:27:46 Will you be back?
00:27:48 I promise.
00:28:26 What?
00:28:27 What is it?
00:28:29 The sky.
00:28:31 The sky? Where?
00:28:33 Up there.
00:28:35 I don't see anything.
00:28:37 Just look!
00:28:38 What is it?
00:28:40 He says he sees something.
00:28:46 -What is it?
00:28:48 I see it, Mommy!
00:28:49 I have never in my life
00:28:53 Or like you.
00:29:02 What are you lookin' at?
00:29:03 Oh, my lucky stars, a Negro.
00:29:06 Say what?
00:29:08 How do you do, ma'am?
00:29:09 I do all right.
00:29:12 Good.
00:29:17 Wow!
00:29:19 So this is
00:29:21 My father says it becomes
00:29:23 because of pollution,
00:29:25 carbon dioxide and other
00:29:30 Do you have a gun, by the way?
00:29:34 Oh. Well, thank you
00:29:37 And for not vomiting,
00:29:40 Say, do you know where
00:29:44 I have to find that.
00:29:46 a liquor store,
00:29:48 There's a grocery store
00:29:52 -Where?
00:29:53 Oh. Thank you. Driver,
00:29:56 I wish to get off!
00:29:58 Please stop the bus, sir!
00:30:04 -Paper or plastic?
00:30:07 Do you have a club card?
00:30:11 I need a price check
00:30:13 Diet Dr. Pepper, six-pack.
00:30:23 Don't talk to strangers.
00:30:28 Can I help you?
00:30:29 Oh, yes. I'd like to get
00:30:32 Fresh or frozen?
00:30:34 Come on. Frozen.
00:30:36 How much are they?
00:30:39 Frozen? Six-thirty a dozen
00:30:41 Twelve into nine hundred
00:30:44 That's almost five hundred
00:30:47 My mother only gave me three
00:30:50 The yacht batteries,
00:30:52 the diesel oil, the bleach...
00:30:54 the floss,
00:30:55 You could get a meat order
00:30:57 Really?
00:30:59 Sure.
00:31:00 Oh, that's terrific.
00:31:04 Except it just occurred to me
00:31:08 I'm lost.
00:31:10 -Do you know where I live?
00:31:12 Will you please excuse me?
00:31:13 Gladly.
00:31:16 Thank you.
00:31:40 Driver, please stop the bus!
00:32:13 The name's Adam Webber...
00:32:15 and I see that you buy
00:32:17 Although these are a lot older
00:32:19 I was hoping that you still
00:32:24 How much you want for this
00:32:26 Well, I was hoping
00:32:29 Really? No kidding?
00:32:31 All I have
00:32:33 and I need something smaller.
00:32:34 Ones, tens, fives.
00:32:36 I see what you mean.
00:32:38 How about I give you
00:32:41 for the whole box?
00:32:44 That would be wonderful.
00:32:45 Aw, shit.
00:32:49 I'm working here, Evie-poo.
00:32:51 Yeah, I can see you're working,
00:32:56 Bon soir, mademoiselle.
00:32:57 Oh, you're French?
00:33:01 I'm from out of town.
00:33:02 I'm here on business.
00:33:03 Well, your business must not be
00:33:06 because this one
00:33:08 worth six thousand dollars
00:33:11 Get out of here!
00:33:12 No, you get out of here.
00:33:14 Terrific. You're fired.
00:33:17 -I quit.
00:33:19 Just like the hair salon guy
00:33:22 You know why you can't keep
00:33:25 'Cause you can't keep
00:33:27 Excuse me, sir,
00:33:30 if you wouldn't take
00:33:32 You got a problem with that,
00:33:34 Yes.
00:33:38 Come on, Heathcliff.
00:33:42 Yes, ma'am, but my name's Adam.
00:33:46 Adam and Eve, the perfect match.
00:33:48 I hope the two of you
00:33:50 Mazel-fucking-tov.
00:33:52 And don't come back, neither,
00:33:54 I'm serious this time.
00:33:55 You're finished
00:33:57 Where are we going?
00:33:58 We? I'm going home.
00:34:00 you have to get back
00:34:02 No. I'm lost.
00:34:04 You're lost?
00:34:06 Did you just lose your job
00:34:09 Forget it. I'm sick of working
00:34:11 Dickhead?
00:34:13 A walking penis
00:34:16 A dickhead.
00:34:18 What is wrong with you?
00:34:20 I just had
00:34:21 Help me pick these up.
00:34:23 Oh, thank you.
00:34:27 Where are you parked?
00:34:28 I came on a bus.
00:34:30 Why does that not surprise me?
00:34:32 Don't know.
00:34:33 Well, I guess because
00:34:36 I have this thing.
00:34:37 I have this thing.
00:34:39 Yeah. Let me guess.
00:34:41 This is your first visit
00:34:43 You're staying in Hollywood,
00:34:46 you thought that would be
00:34:47 -Am I right so far?
00:34:49 -Yes, I'm right?
00:34:51 I knew it.
00:34:52 So you get on a bus
00:34:54 So you get on a bus
00:34:56 which brings us to here.
00:34:58 Again.
00:34:59 Where are you staying?
00:35:02 The Holiday lnn.
00:35:06 That's exactly right.
00:35:07 See? I'm psychic.
00:35:10 Pretty good, huh?
00:35:11 No, it was amazing.
00:35:14 I know. Thanks. I'm gonna
00:35:17 -You go down here--
00:35:19 Oh, no, sweetie.
00:35:20 Rule number one
00:35:22 No strangers in the car.
00:35:24 If it'll make you feel
00:35:25 I don't have a gun.
00:35:27 Oh. Well,
00:35:30 Get away from me!
00:35:32 I said something wrong.
00:35:35 -Get away from me!
00:35:37 I will give you a Rogers Hornsby
00:35:43 Rogers Hornsby?
00:35:45 He's yours.
00:35:47 Rogers Hornsby's worth
00:35:50 So what? I got two of them !
00:35:51 And this many
00:35:54 and...
00:35:56 For four thousand dollars,
00:35:58 is drive you to your hotel?
00:36:00 -Uh-huh.
00:36:01 I don't have to take
00:36:03 No, ma'am.
00:36:05 What?
00:36:13 So, Mr. Andretti,
00:36:16 It's Webber. Adam Webber.
00:36:18 Mind if I change the station?
00:36:21 Sure. Wait!
00:36:23 What? What is it?
00:36:25 Go back. You had him.
00:36:29 Perry Como.
00:36:30 You had him. Go back.
00:36:34 OK. Just--
00:36:36 -That's it.
00:36:41 I could die right now.
00:36:44 Over this?
00:36:51 Listen to this part.
00:36:54 This is where it really
00:36:55 Wait for it. There!
00:37:00 You are one scary
00:37:16 You better slow down.
00:37:18 I can't help it. Perry Como
00:37:21 I just get so cranked.
00:37:35 Card, please. End of service.
00:37:37 That was wonderful.
00:37:39 I've never felt anything
00:37:41 Yeah, same here.
00:37:46 Thanks. You know--
00:37:55 I would like to stay
00:37:56 Fill this out, please,
00:38:00 A card?
00:38:01 Yes, sir.
00:38:03 Oh. Of course.
00:38:13 OK, then.
00:38:16 Bathroom's there...
00:38:17 TV's there--remote is on top.
00:38:19 Room service menu on the table.
00:38:23 Wow.
00:38:35 Oh, you dial nine to get out.
00:38:38 Of what?
00:38:41 The hotel.
00:38:44 I see.
00:38:48 Thank you.
00:38:51 I managed to get some change
00:38:53 and my father taught me
00:38:55 it's customary to give a tip.
00:38:58 Your father's a smart guy.
00:39:00 My father's a genius.
00:39:05 All right, here's your key,
00:39:09 Good night. Sleep tight.
00:39:11 Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:39:14 Who I'm really beginning
00:39:17 Sorry. It's my first night
00:39:21 How old are you?
00:39:22 Thirty-five.
00:39:25 You don't look thirty-five.
00:39:27 How old do I look?
00:39:28 Oh, twenty-five, around there.
00:39:33 I guess living up here
00:39:36 Up here
00:39:39 Yes, up here
00:39:41 Good night.
00:39:57 What the hell am I doing here?
00:39:59 That's what I'd like to know.
00:40:03 Natural oils, tropical fruits...
00:40:05 flora, nuts,
00:40:09 a complete sun-care line...
00:40:20 Hi. This is the woman
00:40:23 -Remember me?
00:40:27 Hot-diggety-dog!
00:40:28 Thanks for calling me
00:40:38 I'm so glad to see you.
00:40:40 I thought
00:40:41 OK, down, boy.
00:40:43 Listen, I can't take this
00:40:46 I wish I could, but I can't,
00:40:50 I would have left it
00:40:51 but it's very valuable.
00:40:52 I can't take that. It's yours.
00:40:54 Take it, damn it!
00:40:56 Why are you doing that?
00:40:58 Because I haven't brushed yet.
00:41:02 Well, so long. Enjoy your visit.
00:41:05 Wait. Eve, please wait.
00:41:07 Please, do not follow me.
00:41:09 I knew this would happen.
00:41:12 Can't you talk to me
00:41:17 Damn, I should have
00:41:19 That's what Troy told me to do,
00:41:23 Will you put your hand down?
00:41:25 Who's Troy? Is he your husband?
00:41:28 Or a boyfriend?
00:41:31 Thank you!
00:41:32 Stop that! Don't do that!
00:41:35 Listen, I know you like me, OK?
00:41:39 But, you know what?
00:41:42 Not me exactly. It's my legs
00:41:45 or some combination
00:41:46 I think it's the eyes.
00:41:48 The eyes?
00:41:50 Great. An eye man.
00:41:53 OK? Not that you even
00:41:56 You look like crap.
00:41:58 Watching television.
00:42:02 In color? No kidding.
00:42:04 Cross my heart and hope to die.
00:42:06 Yeah. See ya.
00:42:09 Why doesn't it ever work out?
00:42:10 What?
00:42:11 Why doesn't it ever work out,
00:42:13 Why? Who the hell knows?
00:42:16 If you promise to leave me
00:42:19 It never works out...
00:42:20 because I am into legs
00:42:24 So I wind up with guys
00:42:26 but even more shallow than I am,
00:42:29 If you'll excuse me,
00:42:30 another low-paying,
00:42:32 where some guy named Jerry
00:42:34 how lousy his marriage is.
00:42:35 -Why not go to work for me?
00:42:37 Helping me sell
00:42:39 and buying enough
00:42:40 to fill several large trucks.
00:42:42 Food and supplies?
00:42:44 Who for, starving people?
00:42:45 They're not starving yet,
00:42:49 How long would you need me for?
00:42:50 Two weeks.
00:42:52 What's the pay?
00:42:53 What's fair?
00:42:54 I gotta make at least
00:43:03 You got it.
00:43:04 -Wait here while I get changed.
00:43:17 Here you go.
00:43:19 Why would someone need...
00:43:20 twenty-six yacht batteries?
00:43:24 I don't know.
00:43:26 And who does he work for,
00:43:28 Pipe tobacco.
00:43:32 I'm going to need all of this.
00:43:36 Toilet paper.
00:43:39 Is there a sale?
00:43:56 Well, another day,
00:44:05 Will you stop staring at me?
00:44:07 Sorry.
00:44:09 I'll pick you up
00:44:14 You know, Eve, I was thinking--
00:44:15 -Good night.
00:44:36 We'll need to rent
00:44:38 for the beef and poultry.
00:44:40 Well, it's your life.
00:44:41 And by the way, it's a dandy.
00:44:46 Think we're also going to have
00:44:49 It's no problem. We'll just
00:44:53 Coming down.
00:45:04 You know, Eve...
00:45:06 And--and don't get mad,
00:45:09 I would just be lost
00:45:15 Thanks.
00:45:18 And I guess...
00:45:21 I guess that...
00:45:22 I think that you and l--
00:45:23 Adam,
00:45:25 I'm sorry.
00:45:27 but it would be a lot meaner
00:45:32 Let's take this truck back,
00:45:38 Are you getting in?
00:45:45 There's something else
00:45:46 Name it.
00:45:47 I'm afraid this is going
00:45:50 I'm sure it will.
00:45:52 Then forget it.
00:45:53 No, no. I'm sorry.
00:45:56 What is it?
00:45:58 Eve,
00:46:01 a wife.
00:46:02 -A wife?
00:46:04 What for?
00:46:05 Because I want to get married.
00:46:08 Why?
00:46:09 Because I don't want
00:46:11 Well, you can be single
00:46:13 Marriage bites.
00:46:15 -Bites what?
00:46:17 It does?
00:46:19 Sure.
00:46:20 Oh. I didn't know that.
00:46:21 Everybody knows that.
00:46:23 I mean,
00:46:25 or my divorced mom and dad.
00:46:27 Everybody knows that.
00:46:29 They're all divorced?
00:46:30 Everybody's divorced.
00:46:37 What kind of wife
00:46:39 Oh, um, well...
00:46:42 one who's not a mutant.
00:46:44 No dogs, huh?
00:46:45 OK. Cool.
00:46:48 And if it's possible...
00:46:49 I'd like to marry
00:46:57 Um, when do you need her by?
00:47:01 Two weeks?
00:47:03 Well, I can probably
00:47:05 but to locate a non-mutant wife
00:47:09 will take some time.
00:47:11 That's what I was afraid of.
00:47:19 What do you mean,
00:47:23 Uh, can we talk about that
00:47:25 -Of course.
00:47:29 Lord, bless this food
00:47:32 and make us ever mindful
00:47:34 And bless my mom...
00:47:36 and bless my dad...
00:47:37 and bless my new friend Eve.
00:47:39 -Amen.
00:47:50 Get out.
00:47:51 -The engine is still running.
00:47:54 Yes, ma'am.
00:47:55 -Stop the "Ma'am" crap.
00:47:58 You almost got us killed.
00:47:59 I told you,
00:48:01 Well, never drive again.
00:48:03 You said it would be easy.
00:48:05 Well, I was wrong!
00:48:07 -Say, is this your house?
00:48:09 I like it.
00:48:10 What are you
00:48:13 What are you doing here?
00:48:14 I forgot some of my stuff.
00:48:16 -Your stuff?
00:48:18 Let me see that.
00:48:20 Oh, you came back
00:48:22 Excuse me.
00:48:25 How'd you get in?
00:48:27 Thanks.
00:48:29 And who's this
00:00:01 Adam, this is Cliff.
00:00:02 How do you do?
00:00:04 I do fine, Adam.
00:00:05 How about yourself?
00:00:08 doing any good lately?
00:00:09 Go home, Cliff,
00:00:12 Sheena Gilroy's apartment.
00:00:13 You remember her. She's
00:00:19 Well, I'd better be going.
00:00:21 Bye, Adam.
00:00:22 -Nice coat.
00:00:24 It was very nice to meet you.
00:00:25 That's a nice parking job, too.
00:00:28 May I ask you a question?
00:00:29 He's a former boyfriend.
00:00:31 We lived together
00:00:32 and, yes, I still have
00:00:34 That's what you wanted to know,
00:00:36 No. I was going to ask you...
00:00:38 why Cliff likes to wear
00:00:41 What?
00:00:55 This guy is unbelievable.
00:00:59 I knew you'd like him.
00:01:00 I know. It's like he's from
00:01:02 He's got all these easily
00:01:05 And he's obviously
00:01:06 maybe a self-sustaining island
00:01:09 Or maybe he's the leader
00:01:10 that's into practices involving
00:01:20 You have very nice ceilings.
00:01:22 -Do l?
00:01:24 Well...
00:01:26 you like ceilings?
00:01:28 Not particularly.
00:01:30 Ah. Well, I hope you like this.
00:01:32 It's fresh sea urchin
00:01:35 I love sushi.
00:01:36 I love Lucy.
00:01:38 Who doesn't? She's hilarious.
00:01:41 Here you go--
00:01:43 Oh, thank you.
00:01:45 I thought only hookers
00:01:47 Well, I know Mom
00:01:53 Well, dinner's in fifteen.
00:01:57 So, Troy, what do you do
00:01:59 Oh, I design web sites.
00:02:03 And, Adam...
00:02:05 where on Earth are you from?
00:02:07 Out of town.
00:02:08 It's a very small place.
00:02:10 People don't even know
00:02:13 And it's called?
00:02:14 Maybe Eve can guess.
00:02:16 She's psychic.
00:02:17 Is she?
00:02:19 Since when?
00:02:20 Since I got rear-ended
00:02:23 Well, then,
00:02:24 why don't you tell us
00:02:26 All right. Give me your hand.
00:02:30 Oh, Lord.
00:02:34 I'm not promising anything.
00:02:38 -Are you OK?
00:02:43 I see snow--
00:02:46 lots of snow...
00:02:48 way up north.
00:02:51 -Are we getting hot?
00:02:56 You live in Alaska...
00:02:59 and the only way in and out
00:03:03 And you definitely came here
00:03:05 and to find a wife.
00:03:10 That was right?
00:03:11 Got goosebumps all over me.
00:03:13 I'm clairvoyant, butthead.
00:03:15 Why wouldn't you just go
00:03:18 to get supplies and a wife?
00:03:19 Isn't that a lot closer?
00:03:20 Yeah, right. That's where
00:03:23 Nome.
00:03:25 He's gay, by the way.
00:03:27 Well, good for you.
00:03:30 Well, we try.
00:03:32 Can I ask you some questions?
00:03:36 When did Alaska become a state?
00:03:38 1959.
00:03:39 And who owned it before we did?
00:03:41 Russia.
00:03:43 And when did we get it
00:03:44 1867--Seward's folly.
00:03:46 We purchased it for seven
00:03:49 a tidy sum then as well as now.
00:03:50 I'm quoting my father,
00:03:52 All right,
00:03:54 Juneau.
00:03:55 Hello? It's Anchorage. Gotcha.
00:03:59 Sorry. That's the largest city.
00:04:07 Where's he going?
00:04:08 He's going to check
00:04:11 He has a computer?
00:04:13 -Sure.
00:04:15 No, actually,
00:04:17 Of course it's in the house.
00:04:18 -May I be excused, please?
00:04:21 Thank you.
00:05:11 Who are you?
00:05:14 I'm the mother.
00:05:15 It's the mother!
00:05:34 Troy, I suppose
00:05:36 we saw this morning are new?
00:05:38 Yeah.
00:05:40 The recovery's impressive.
00:05:42 Recovery?
00:05:43 Oh, yeah. They rebuilt
00:05:47 -Really?
00:05:48 That's amazing.
00:05:50 -Oh, well, that's impressive.
00:05:52 Oh, trust me, you look fabulous.
00:05:54 Thank you, Troy.
00:06:01 So, what do you think?
00:06:05 It works.
00:06:06 Maybe I should show you
00:06:08 shirts, sweaters, socks,
00:06:10 No. First, let's show her these.
00:06:14 Eve, can I skate
00:06:17 How about it, Eve?
00:06:19 -Can he skate around your block?
00:06:23 Just a few laps.
00:06:25 It won't take long.
00:06:45 Look.
00:06:56 Adam, will you go skate
00:06:59 -Where?
00:07:04 God, I wish I could wear
00:09:00 All right, girl, hit that ball.
00:09:12 I get it.
00:09:14 I finally get it.
00:09:16 You have to see it
00:09:20 Because he must.
00:09:32 Haven't you ever heard
00:09:34 "He hasn't got enough sense
00:09:38 You know...
00:09:40 my father, who is a scientist...
00:09:43 says that everything
00:09:46 Everything.
00:09:48 Until recently, I wasn't sure
00:09:51 No kidding. Listen...
00:09:52 you still want to go
00:09:54 Oh, yes, I certainly do.
00:09:58 But, I mean, you know...
00:09:59 this whole business
00:10:00 it's pretty ridiculous,
00:10:02 -No, it isn't.
00:10:05 A girlfriend, maybe,
00:10:07 Well, then help me find a girlfriend.
00:10:10 I'll tell you what. I'll give
00:10:13 Screw you. You think I'm just
00:10:16 I didn't mean that at all.
00:10:17 Eve, you're my best friend.
00:10:19 Would you do it because
00:10:31 Thank you, Eve.
00:10:40 Well, why did we park
00:10:44 She doesn't allow total
00:10:49 -What?
00:10:51 -That was close.
00:10:54 My goodness gracious,
00:10:57 Look unimpressed.
00:10:58 Yeah, bored, even.
00:11:02 Try vaguely bored.
00:11:04 Unimpressed,
00:11:08 Not crazy.
00:11:09 -Do I look crazy?
00:11:11 Just, uh, be loose.
00:11:15 -Just be yourself.
00:11:17 Well, for him. It doesn't work
00:11:23 Of all the clubs in all
00:11:26 you walk into mine.
00:11:28 So welcome to Club 40's...
00:11:30 where the party never stops.
00:11:32 Ah, Jason, Jonathan...
00:11:33 this is Adam.
00:11:35 Hi. How do you do?
00:11:36 It's very nice to meet you,
00:11:39 My mother always said...
00:11:40 that when you meet someone
00:11:42 it's always easier
00:11:44 if you use those names
00:11:49 He's from Alaska.
00:11:53 Hi there, Eve.
00:11:54 Who's the hunk?
00:11:55 Get lost, Sophie.
00:11:57 Hi. I'm Sophie.
00:11:58 Hi. How do you do?
00:12:00 Adam lives in Alaska.
00:12:01 No shit?
00:12:03 -Vous parlez français?
00:12:05 Moi, je parle un peu français.
00:12:07 Oh, you speak beautiful French.
00:12:08 J'ai habite à paris un an.
00:12:10 Paris--
00:12:12 -n'est-ce pas?
00:12:13 -C'est le pays d'amour.
00:12:15 C'est bien que
00:12:18 Parce que je n'ai pas
00:12:20 Si tu veux,
00:12:22 Beaucoup de choses ensemble.
00:12:26 Tais-toi.
00:12:28 Au revoir.
00:12:29 Je m'appelle Adam Webber.
00:12:32 Quit showing off.
00:12:34 I thought we were here
00:12:35 -Not that one.
00:12:37 Now, Sophie,
00:12:39 do you check these,
00:12:42 They're carry-on.
00:12:46 Excuse me.
00:12:54 What are you drinking?
00:12:56 Oh, this is a Rob Roy.
00:12:57 It's a very popular drink
00:13:01 How about her?
00:13:03 No way.
00:13:06 Why not? l--I think
00:13:09 She's got "bitch"
00:13:11 You do know what "bitch" means,
00:13:14 Well, yes, I do.
00:13:16 but I can't understand
00:13:18 why you would say that
00:13:20 or why Cliff would say that
00:13:27 I think for you
00:13:29 sweet.
00:13:30 OK. I like that.
00:13:32 Yeah, sweet.
00:13:34 That's a lovely way
00:13:38 There's Miss Sweet over there
00:13:40 Look.
00:13:41 Oh, yeah, yeah. Could be.
00:13:43 Yeah, go on, Romeo. Say hello.
00:13:45 She looks
00:13:47 OK. All right.
00:13:49 What do I say to her?
00:13:50 Oh, say something surprising...
00:13:53 something funny--
00:13:55 Lie, if need be.
00:13:57 -Lie?
00:13:59 Lying can be
00:14:05 All right.
00:14:07 Here I go.
00:14:12 I don't think
00:14:13 Surprising and funny.
00:14:15 Well, I know "the duck
00:14:18 Lie.
00:14:25 I was wondering
00:14:27 I, um, seem to have lost...
00:14:29 my Congressional Medal
00:14:30 around here somewhere.
00:14:34 Now, that's a great one.
00:14:39 This is my new friend.
00:14:43 -Adam Webber.
00:14:47 I don't believe I've ever
00:14:54 Yeah, do you dance?
00:14:56 Why, I took a dance lesson
00:14:58 up until a couple of days ago.
00:15:00 -You're kidding.
00:15:03 Shall we dance?
00:15:04 -Sure.
00:15:10 Wait for me.
00:17:15 Is that your girlfriend?
00:17:16 No, no.
00:17:20 You -- you go to the bathroom.
00:17:22 What, right here?
00:17:24 I thought I should check.
00:17:27 Thank you both very much
00:17:28 Thank you.
00:17:35 I have to go to the bathroom.
00:17:40 -You wanted to see me?
00:17:43 Where the hell did you learn
00:17:45 And there are
00:17:48 Why are you so angry with me?
00:17:49 What, you think
00:17:51 No, I don't.
00:17:53 I admire you.
00:17:54 I fell in love with you
00:17:57 I want you to stop lying to me.
00:18:00 All right.
00:18:02 I'll tell you everything.
00:18:03 In 1962--
00:18:04 Well, well, well.
00:18:06 Don't we clean up nice?
00:18:09 Well, hello, Cliff.
00:18:11 How are you this evening?
00:18:13 Not bad...
00:18:15 though I do miss
00:18:17 Oh, why, thank you, Cliff...
00:18:19 but that's my seat,
00:18:20 Come have a drink up at the bar.
00:18:30 Sure.
00:18:31 Excuse us.
00:18:34 It's all yours.
00:19:04 Please excuse this interruption.
00:19:06 Oh, brother.
00:19:07 Eve, I don't mean to be rude,
00:19:10 but, Eve, isn't Cliff
00:19:13 What?
00:19:14 I'm sorry. And legs--
00:19:17 And shallow as well.
00:19:18 Shallow?
00:19:19 Adam, why don't you go home?
00:19:21 Go back to the hotel.
00:19:22 Yeah, before I kick your ass.
00:19:25 I must warn you, Cliff,
00:19:28 Oh, do you?
00:19:31 Stop it, you two.
00:19:32 Nice move.
00:19:34 Yeah, he's right. Maybe
00:19:37 I agree.
00:19:42 I'm sorry. He was going to...
00:19:45 Maybe we shouldn't fight at all.
00:19:48 fighting's pretty immature
00:19:49 It certainly is.
00:19:53 I'm leaving.
00:19:54 That's probably a good idea.
00:19:55 I'm sorry.
00:20:00 Well...
00:20:01 good night, everyone.
00:20:05 I'm leaving, too, OK?
00:20:07 And you know what?
00:20:08 you can ask Troy,
00:20:10 This is ridiculous.
00:20:12 You're ridiculous,
00:20:19 I'll buy you another
00:20:22 Rob Roy for the gentleman.
00:20:29 Well?
00:20:31 He go back to the hotel?
00:20:33 He might have.
00:20:34 What does that mean?
00:20:36 That means
00:20:39 Well, who did he leave with?
00:20:40 -What's that to you?
00:20:43 He left with those dancers,
00:20:47 You're the psychic.
00:20:48 Eve the psychic pimp.
00:20:50 You tell me.
00:20:51 -Those sluts.
00:20:54 Then again, who isn't a slut
00:20:58 Where are you going?
00:21:00 -To bed.
00:21:02 Sure. To bed.
00:21:04 I'm not the one
00:21:06 What?!
00:21:08 Now hold on!
00:21:10 Hold on just a minute.
00:21:11 In the first place...
00:21:13 I do not fall in love
00:21:15 who I've only known
00:21:17 Yes, you do.
00:21:18 And I don't fall in love
00:21:20 who collect baseball cards!
00:21:21 Yes, you do.
00:21:22 Or pee in their pants
00:21:25 Yes, you do.
00:21:26 Or have perfect table manners.
00:21:28 You know,
00:21:30 He said good manners...
00:21:32 are just a way
00:21:33 that we have respect for them.
00:21:35 I didn't know that. I thought
00:21:38 Oh, and you know
00:21:39 What?
00:21:41 He thinks I'm a gentleman,
00:21:46 Well, consider the source.
00:21:49 I don't even know
00:21:51 I know. I thought a gentleman
00:21:54 But it turns out...
00:21:55 the short, simple definition
00:21:58 is someone who always tries
00:21:59 that the people
00:22:01 are as comfortable as possible.
00:22:04 Where do you think
00:22:06 Oh, from the oddest place.
00:22:08 His parents.
00:22:10 I don't think
00:22:12 And now, I suppose, he's trying
00:22:15 feel as comfortable as possible.
00:22:19 He didn't go home with them.
00:22:25 Well...
00:22:27 He went home with Sophie.
00:22:34 She swept him out of the room...
00:22:36 whispering little French
00:22:38 No, not Sophie. Not Sophie.
00:22:40 So whatcha gonna do, go to
00:22:44 You're goddamn right I am.
00:22:47 You coming?
00:22:48 You kidding? Sophie'd kill me.
00:22:52 Coward.
00:22:53 Gentleman coward.
00:23:12 So just scare me, why don't you,
00:23:16 I'm really sorry.
00:23:17 What are you doing here?
00:23:19 You're supposed to be
00:23:21 having unsafe sex
00:23:24 I know, and I'm really sorry.
00:23:26 I'm limping!
00:23:27 How attractive is that?!
00:23:29 What if this is for life?
00:23:32 -I--I was just gonna say--
00:23:34 -And then she--
00:23:37 -And I didn't mean to scare her.
00:23:39 Nothing I do with her
00:23:44 That's because...
00:23:45 you're a nice boy...
00:23:47 but what Eve needs
00:23:50 Understand, champ?
00:23:51 Good night.
00:23:54 Good night, Troy.
00:23:56 You still here?
00:23:57 -Let me help you.
00:23:59 I know more about first aid than
00:24:01 Now give me the stuff
00:24:04 Sit!
00:24:06 Let me see.
00:24:08 Give me your knee.
00:24:11 These pants are ruined, right?
00:24:12 I'd say so.
00:24:14 There.
00:24:21 Steady.
00:24:23 There.
00:24:24 Don't be such a baby.
00:24:26 Oh, I'm the baby?
00:24:37 Did, um...
00:24:40 Did you go to Sophie's?
00:24:43 Of course.
00:24:46 And?
00:24:48 She was hospitable.
00:24:50 Hospitable?
00:24:57 But...
00:24:58 it just wasn't
00:25:00 so...
00:25:02 I left as politely
00:25:05 and I found a taxi...
00:25:07 and I told the driver
00:25:08 instead of back to the hotel.
00:25:13 There's a song
00:25:17 called
00:25:19 Do you know it?
00:25:21 Sing it to me.
00:25:28 I have often walked
00:25:30 Down this street before
00:25:32 But the pavement always stayed
00:25:34 Beneath my feet before
00:25:37 All at once am I
00:25:40 Several stories high
00:25:43 Knowing I'm on the street
00:25:45 Where you live
00:25:48 It's a song
00:25:51 who's overjoyed...
00:25:56 just to be standing
00:25:59 of the person...
00:26:02 that he loves.
00:26:18 You know, l--
00:26:28 Adam, I know this is stupid...
00:26:32 but humor me.
00:26:37 -Have you ever had sex before?
00:26:45 How is that possible?
00:26:48 You better sit back down.
00:26:54 In 1962, when the bomb
00:26:57 my parents
00:26:59 That's where I was born.
00:27:02 We only survived because
00:27:05 as far as fallout shelters go.
00:27:08 My father worked on it secretly
00:27:11 When he had to...
00:27:12 he used contractors...
00:27:13 but always from out of state...
00:27:15 and always for only
00:27:16 He told them it was a secret
00:27:19 done through Cal Tech.
00:27:20 Now, my dad's not a liar...
00:27:22 but in this case,
00:27:25 Of course,
00:27:27 We only had enough supplies...
00:27:28 to last three people
00:27:31 The really tricky part
00:27:33 but we were able to cut into
00:27:36 We...
00:27:42 What I would like to do...
00:27:44 is to take you with me
00:27:48 We could live there
00:27:51 My dad said that if I found
00:27:53 that...that I should
00:27:56 Why, Eve...
00:27:59 you look plenty healthy to me.
00:28:10 I think it's time to call a cab.
00:28:15 Oh. Of course.
00:28:18 I really shouldn't be over here
00:28:29 Good night, Adam.
00:28:36 Thank you.
00:28:55 God damn, Adam !
00:28:56 Wait a minute.
00:28:59 Oh, look, I'm sorry.
00:29:01 I know. I took the Lord's
00:29:04 No. There's an adult bookstore
00:29:07 I'll be right back.
00:29:22 Give us a sign!
00:29:23 -Amen!
00:29:24 That's all we ask.
00:29:26 Just give us some sort of sign!
00:29:29 Just show us
00:29:58 This is, uh...
00:30:00 Hi, Adam. I'm Nina Aron.
00:30:02 -Hello. How do you do?
00:30:04 I'm with the County
00:30:07 Eve tells me you've been
00:30:10 most of your life.
00:30:13 Fallout shelter.
00:30:14 There is a difference.
00:30:16 Adam, I'd like to introduce you
00:30:23 We want you to come with us...
00:30:25 so we can talk some more
00:30:27 Come where?
00:30:28 My office.
00:30:30 For how long?
00:30:32 Well, that depends.
00:30:34 Well, I thank you very much
00:30:36 but I'm very busy today.
00:30:38 Perhaps
00:30:39 I think you should go
00:30:43 I think it's the best thing.
00:30:46 I think it's best for you.
00:30:54 All right, Eve. If you say so.
00:30:57 I do.
00:31:01 Could I please just go home?
00:31:03 I was lost,
00:31:05 And if I can just go home...
00:31:08 I promise I'll never bother
00:31:11 Let's go talk first.
00:31:33 Yes Ma'am.
00:31:39 What?!
00:31:41 What was I supposed to do?
00:31:42 He told me he wanted
00:31:44 That's like
00:31:46 It's crazy!
00:31:48 Yeah. You did the right thing.
00:31:56 Where you going?
00:31:59 Oh, my God.
00:32:00 All right, don't worry.
00:32:03 Yes, this is Nina Aron.
00:32:04 I've got a runaway, and I'm
00:32:07 -No, you cannot call them.
00:32:09 If a complaint is made
00:32:12 No! I cannot have that!
00:32:13 They'll come with their cars
00:32:17 All right. Calm down.
00:32:18 Now, that young man
00:32:19 and you need protection
00:32:21 I was frightened!
00:32:22 I didn't know what to think,
00:32:25 I believe him.
00:32:27 I think he just--
00:32:28 I really think
00:32:31 wherever that might be.
00:32:32 Everybody has to calm down.
00:32:34 That's the most important thing.
00:32:36 You can have
00:32:38 and don't forget
00:32:39 Young man, you stop right there!
00:32:41 Stop! Don't get in that truck!
00:32:44 You gotta stop trying
00:32:47 Thanks for always being happy.
00:32:48 -What?
00:32:55 That's my car,
00:32:59 Where the hell have you been?
00:33:00 I fell down.
00:33:01 You guys get the license number
00:33:03 What are you asking them for?
00:33:06 Hey, everybody keep calm.
00:33:08 Who you talking to,
00:33:23 Mom, Dad...
00:33:31 I've got almost everything
00:33:33 And this nice man...
00:33:35 Archbishop Melker.
00:33:36 We've met previously.
00:33:38 ...and his church group
00:33:39 have volunteered
00:33:40 but we've gotta hurry.
00:33:42 Are you in trouble, son?
00:33:43 I think I'm being chased
00:33:45 A psychiatrist?
00:33:47 It happens.
00:33:48 Oh, my goodness.
00:33:49 How bad is it up there?
00:33:51 Horrible.
00:33:55 There's something
00:33:58 I know.
00:34:35 Is this it?
00:34:40 Well, what are we gonna do
00:34:43 Give it back to him.
00:34:44 And what if we can't find him?
00:34:46 We'll find him.
00:34:47 Well...
00:35:11 Eve, look what I found
00:35:14 It's stock certificates.
00:35:15 I mean, it's got, like--
00:35:17 It's got, like,
00:35:21 "Ipana"?
00:35:22 I remember this brand.
00:35:24 I didn't know
00:35:29 Oh. Look at this.
00:35:31 It says "Trademark 1961."
00:35:38 Hurry, my friends!
00:35:40 The son has spoken!
00:35:41 Let's step it up!
00:35:43 Leave my elevator alone
00:35:45 Leave my elevator alone
00:35:47 We're losing a ride!
00:35:49 Purchased in 1958 and '59...
00:35:52 ten thousand shares of each?
00:35:54 They'd be worth millions.
00:35:55 Hell, I don't know.
00:35:56 Millions upon millions...
00:35:58 Upon millions.
00:36:01 The stocks,
00:36:02 the clothes...
00:36:04 the toothpaste.
00:36:07 The guy's on the level.
00:36:10 Eve,
00:36:13 who's the kindest,
00:36:15 most incredibly rich guy
00:36:17 And I have him committed.
00:36:20 Yes, you did.
00:36:25 Well...
00:36:27 at least I fell for him
00:36:29 That's new.
00:36:33 He said today
00:36:35 Where'd you guys go
00:36:38 Just to pick up frozen poultry.
00:36:40 Then?
00:36:41 Then back to the house.
00:36:43 You didn't stop anywhere?
00:36:47 We did.
00:36:50 Yeah, we stopped
00:36:52 Adam was very excited to see it.
00:36:54 -Adam was very excited to see porn?
00:36:58 Eve, do you think
00:37:01 a dirty book store
00:37:09 This is it?
00:37:10 Yeah. Yeah, this is the place.
00:37:36 Do you have a basement?
00:37:38 Believe me, all the really
00:37:44 Is there a back entrance
00:37:46 Are you kidding? Of course.
00:37:48 Nice kid. Nice kid.
00:37:53 What are we looking for?
00:37:55 Why would they put a fallout
00:37:58 None of this was here
00:38:00 Back then this was all,
00:38:02 and, you know, fruit orchards.
00:38:05 We've come a long way,
00:38:09 I wanna go home.
00:38:10 Yeah. Maybe he'll call, huh?
00:38:15 This is Adam.
00:38:18 Look, I just wanted to thank you
00:38:21 And...
00:38:23 I wanted to tell you that l...
00:38:26 that, uh...
00:38:27 that I--that I wish
00:38:30 I wish so hard that
00:38:34 And...
00:38:35 and that--
00:38:38 And that's all.
00:39:03 Your ride stinks!
00:39:10 Stay outta here, you drunk!
00:40:15 How long you gonna set it for
00:40:17 I thought ten years.
00:40:20 Well, it's...
00:40:21 considerably shorter
00:40:25 I was wondering, Calvin,
00:40:27 why set the locks at all?
00:40:29 I mean, the radiation's gone.
00:40:31 To keep what's up there
00:40:33 It's not radiation
00:40:47 I would like for you to meet...
00:40:49 Miss Eve Vrustikov.
00:40:55 Adam's told me
00:40:58 Oh, honey...
00:41:00 excuse us, please.
00:41:01 We haven't entertained
00:41:03 In quite some time.
00:41:05 Oh, Eve, what--
00:41:08 Mom, Eve and I have to go.
00:41:09 Oh, Adam, you just got here.
00:41:11 I can't explain right now...
00:41:12 but I want you to set the locks
00:41:14 You've got more than enough
00:41:16 and then we'll be right back
00:41:18 But I don't understand.
00:41:20 And I'm asking you
00:41:21 without understanding why.
00:41:23 In that case, of course.
00:41:24 Oh, of course, son.
00:41:26 They really are
00:41:30 It's truly amazing
00:41:32 when you have unlimited funds.
00:41:33 Do you know you can have
00:41:36 in just a matter of months?
00:41:38 It's like the Garden of Eden,
00:41:40 All you have to say is this...
00:41:42 "I don't care what it costs."
00:41:43 And then, of course,
00:41:44 which no one ever does.
00:41:47 It took a while to convince
00:41:49 that Adam wasn't God...
00:41:51 and he was pretty broken up
00:41:53 until I showed him my plans...
00:41:54 for Los Angeles' hottest
00:41:57 It's my goddamned malt shop.
00:41:58 Now let's just figure out
00:42:01 Now I want
00:42:03 of everything downstairs, right?
00:42:04 I want one of my guys
00:42:10 Our idea
00:42:12 up to the surface very slowly...
00:42:14 make them very comfortable...
00:42:16 and then break
00:42:18 that there was
00:42:47 Oh, son.
00:42:53 Have you ever in your life...
00:42:55 seen a son who did more
00:42:58 This is beautiful.
00:43:02 It's absolutely beautiful.
00:43:04 Well, uh...
00:43:06 we seem to have everything...
00:43:08 but, you know...
00:43:11 it's not much different...
00:43:13 from a fallout shelter.
00:43:16 No, Calvin.
00:43:17 This is different.
00:43:18 Believe me.
00:43:23 This is great...
00:43:26 son.
00:43:32 Dad, I don't know
00:43:33 and I was gonna wait
00:43:39 Dad, there was no bomb.
00:43:41 A plane crashed
00:43:43 I looked it up
00:43:46 -You sure?
00:43:48 The Soviet Union collapsed
00:43:51 The cold war's over.
00:43:53 What, the politburo...
00:43:56 one day said...
00:43:58 "we give up"?
00:44:01 Yes, just...
00:44:03 That's kinda how it went.
00:44:04 By gosh!
00:44:06 These commies are brilliant.
00:44:07 You have to hand it to them.
00:44:09 No, we didn't drop any bombs.
00:44:12 Oh, yeah. Our evil empire
00:44:16 I'll bet...
00:44:18 they even asked the West
00:44:20 Right?
00:44:22 Um, I think they did.
00:44:24 Oh, boys.
00:44:25 Dinnertime!
00:44:27 Pot roast.
00:44:34 I tell ya.
00:44:37 Funny guy.
00:44:40 -Don't tell your mother.
00:44:43 Adam says that
00:44:46 First the parents
00:44:48 and then the children
00:44:51 He says, historically,
00:44:54 Damn commies.
00:45:00 Whenever Adam gives me...
00:45:01 such obviously
00:45:04 I just smile,
00:45:07 and look out the window.
00:45:09 Why spoil his dreams?
00:45:11 They're such wonderful dreams.