Blonde Ambition
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All aboard for New York City. |
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Do you really have to go? |
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If I want to make it as a model, |
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Hey. Hey. |
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Now, you know I'm gonna come back |
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Bus is leaving now. Last call. |
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Hey. |
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I love you. |
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- I love you more. |
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I love you most. |
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Katie! |
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Katie! Hey, I gotta ask you something. |
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Will you be my Valentine? |
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You know I'm an engaged woman. |
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Come on. Billy? |
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What about Mary Ann over there? |
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I think she's gonna be |
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- All right, Mr. Eddie Carruthers... |
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...this is our little |
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- Just kind of sign your name right there. |
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Hey, Pap Paw. |
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Why don't we tell Mr. Carruthers |
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- That's a wonderful idea. |
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- Wonderful. |
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Let me see here. |
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Thank you. Really, thank you. |
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- All right. Isn't she something? |
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I'm telling you, if it wasn't for her, |
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this place would be like |
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Be my Valentine! Be my Valentine! |
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I love you. |
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You know, this is the first Valentine's Day |
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And he's always so romantic. |
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Speaking of Valentine's Day, darling, |
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Pap Paw. |
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You could take off this weekend, |
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see old Billy |
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Also, I got you this telephone. |
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You carved it really nice, Pap Paw. |
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Couldn't figure out |
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You know your Cousin Haley? |
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Heard she's got her a good job |
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Pap Paw, you are the best. |
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You're welcome. I almost forgot. |
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- In case you get nervous, sweetheart. |
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I'm gonna sleep in the city |
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Hope they got a bed. |
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Now you have some fun up there. |
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This is my first time in New York City. |
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I just got engaged |
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He's a model. He's really cute. |
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Look what I made him. |
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I made him this on the way over here. |
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Well, I've been yapping like a puppy, |
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so why don't you tell me |
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Nebalahanihani. Hanihani? Nenahania? |
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I knew it. |
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Billy? Billy? |
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- Hi. |
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- What? You... |
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Oh, shit. |
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- Oh, hey. Hey. Hey, babe. |
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Who? Her? |
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- I don't know who that is. |
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It is me, Aphrodite. I met you last night. |
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Listen, I can explain, all right? |
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Hey, now. Easy on the boys, all right? |
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I'm up for a huge |
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You're a hand model? |
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How could you do this to me? |
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Everything has changed for me here. |
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I'm Billy 2.0 now. |
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It's like, before, I was an eagle. |
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And now I've just blossomed into |
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a bigger eagle. |
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- That doesn't even make sense. |
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Big eagle, big small eagle. |
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See? Aphrodite gets it. |
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Because Aphrodite |
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She's a metropolitan lady. |
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And that's the kind of woman |
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It's not my fault you got nothing else |
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I'm sorry. |
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Well, you don't have |
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Katie. Just wait. |
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Katie, baby, hey. Hey. |
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Do you mind if I get the ring back? |
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Take it. |
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. |
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Stupid thing. |
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Thank you. |
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Hey! Hey! |
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Lady! |
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- Watch it! |
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Zips Messenger. |
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Haley. Thank the Lord. It's Katie. |
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Katie Cat! Oh, my God. |
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Are you in town? We gotta hang. |
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Well, actually, I'm kind of in a pickle here. |
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- Can I stay with you? |
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I have a rehearsal |
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Oh, my gosh. |
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- Haley! |
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Happy Valentine's Day. |
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Or not. |
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And I crawled into bed |
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Bimbo. What is this, the Disney Channel? |
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Say "bitch." Just say it. |
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Such an A-hole. I mean... |
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And to think he had the nerve |
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Billy is a worthless teabag. |
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I never liked him. |
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Just... You just shouldn't even sweat him. |
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But I've never been without him. |
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Pap Paw is gonna be so crushed. |
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What am I gonna tell him when I go home? |
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Don't go home. |
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What do you mean? |
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All your life you've been Billy's girlfriend, |
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Maybe it's time |
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You can stay here. Crash on the couch. |
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- I don't know. |
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It would be just like that summer |
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When my dad was in jail? |
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I could use a little bit of Minden |
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Okay. |
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This is gonna be so great. |
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Get up! Get up, get up, get up. |
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I'm up. I'm up. |
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I got an audition for Cats. |
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- I love Cats. |
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The Kafka Playhouse off-Broadway. |
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- I'm up for the role of Dog. |
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Okay. I should clarify. |
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I need you to fill in for me at my day job. |
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Here is everything you need to know. |
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Whatever you do, |
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Bike? |
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She couldn't have been a waitress. |
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I got it. I can do it. |
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Excuse me. Sorry. |
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- Watch out! |
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- Is this Connelly and Connelly? |
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Are you all right down there? |
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It's a cute helmet. |
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Does Barbie want it back? |
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And to think most guys |
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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. |
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There you go. |
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Are you okay? |
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Here, don't move it, don't move it. |
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Now, hold on. |
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Just think positive thoughts. |
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Sorry. Feels better, though, doesn't it? |
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Yeah. What'd you do? |
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I know shiatsu. |
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Hey, here you go. I'll give you a hand up. |
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- Here's your ride. |
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Hey, hey, excuse me, miss. |
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It's customary for the patient |
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It's just kind of an old Japanese tradition. |
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Thanks for the help, |
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- but I don't really date guys I meet in holes. |
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I mean, |
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This could be a great opportunity for you. |
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Name's Ben, by the way. |
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- Nice try, Ben. |
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Just push it. |
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Now, what the heck is going on over here? |
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That's embarrassing. |
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That's wonderful. Love it. |
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- Thanks for bringing that by. |
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All right. I'm glad I saw you. |
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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I have this for... Sorry. Mr. Connelly. |
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Sorry. |
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- I'll call up. |
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Mr. Connelly's office. |
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Oh, yes, send her right on up, Marcus. |
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Oh, Lord. Here come trouble. |
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Excuse me! |
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Hello, Betty. |
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- I need to see Richard. |
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He cut me out of the Marina deal |
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Well, now, pumpkin. |
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I am vice president of this company. |
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I have a right to speak with Richard. |
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Vice president is number two. |
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But I know what will make you happy. |
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How about a thin mint? |
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Someone's being a klutzy Kathy. |
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And someone's being a sneaky Susan. |
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I despise you. |
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And take your paws off me. |
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How's everybody doing today? |
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- I like your tie. |
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I like your tubes. |
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Hey. How'd it go with Richard? |
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I didn't go with Big Momma's House |
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How dare Richard cut me out of that deal. |
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Well, I could cut him out of this world. |
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Push him right in front of a subway, |
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- how'd that be? |
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Richard's never taken the subway in his life. |
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Yeah, that's true. |
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If only the Board were aware |
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Then they would fire him |
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Well, we need to get |
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How can we get our hands on anything |
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She's the problem, you know. |
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Well, I could have her removed. |
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I know for a fact she takes the subway. |
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Well, I'd probably have to get a |
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- She's a big one. |
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- Okay. Yes. |
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- Get someone we can manipulate. |
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- Make him look bad. |
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- Then I'd be president. |
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Bye, everybody. Sorry, excuse me. |
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Oh. Gotta go. |
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- I'm so sorry. |
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Shoe! |
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Look what you've done, |
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I'm sorry. |
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I need a Shout wipe, stat! |
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What are you, some kind of moron? |
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I'm gonna make sure this company |
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No, no, no, no, no. |
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This is not my job. |
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I don't have a job in New York. |
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And I have no idea |
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No, you don't know what you're doing here, |
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Wait a minute. |
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Have you had lunch? |
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Oh, tapas. |
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I was worried you were taking me |
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It's tapas. |
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- They're appetizers. |
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Spaniards, yes. |
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Well, I am just so thrilled. Cheers to... |
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Yes. |
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Okay. Toast. |
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- What was your name again, dear? |
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- Right. Here is a toast to you. |
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We are so thrilled |
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You know, |
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because there is no more threat of injury. |
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I'm sorry about your shoe earlier. |
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Didn't really expect you to call me a moron. |
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Oh, that was merely a test. It was a test. |
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- A test? |
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It was a test to see if you could survive |
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You see, I do it to Freddy all the time. |
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Yeah. It's called grooming. |
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Why would you wanna test me? |
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You're not from around here, |
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Katie. |
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- I'm from a small town called Minden. |
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You see? Because us small-town girls, |
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Yes, we can. |
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You're from a small town? Where? |
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It's New Satchelmansterberg. |
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- Yes. |
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- It's New Satchelmansterberg. |
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It's in Ohio. |
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- Wonderful tiny little village... |
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...up in this mountain... |
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...forest-type shire. |
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- You know, I see myself in you. |
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- I think you deserve a chance. |
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. |
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- I think I have a brilliant idea. |
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How about a position |
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- Brilliant. |
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- No, I have to go back home soon. |
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I recognize a desire in you. |
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- A desire to be on your own. |
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- To take charge of your life, to take control. |
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I want to cultivate that desire in you. |
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- What do you say, Chelsea? |
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What do you say? |
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I think it sounds like a great idea. |
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- Yes! |
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Then it's a deal! |
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Excuse me. Pap Paw says |
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Is that right? |
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Hi, I'm trying |
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I actually don't know her name, |
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She's got a great smile. |
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Hello? |
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Oh, my God, Haley! Are you okay? |
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- What are you doing? |
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No, I'm Trapped. |
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I'm playing Trapped. We're doing |
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It's really fun. |
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Jump in. |
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You look fantastic! |
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- He's Infatuation. |
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Katie! Hi, Katie! |
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Get your meat hooks off of her. |
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Hi. |
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- I take it you're Jealous? |
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But I'm gonna go ahead |
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Scene? |
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Scene. |
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Scene! |
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Good work. Good work, everybody. |
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You were terrific. Confused, right? |
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- She looks scared. |
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- Your friends kind of creep me out. |
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Hey, wait, these are real. |
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I got a job interview. |
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Oh, no, you talked to Bob next door. |
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Listen, that isn't a tour guide position. |
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No. A real job. At Connelly and Connelly. |
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Which means I get to help Pap Paw |
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- That's amazing. |
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I'm just glad |
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My Cats audition was a disaster. |
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- What happened? |
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I think they said they're gonna go |
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Are you an idiot? I said no sesame seeds. |
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I am an idiot. Damn it! I'm such an idiot. |
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- I need you to focus, Freddy. |
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We're one step closer |
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I love it when you talk booted. |
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We just need to get that dinosaur Bertha out |
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Once the puppet is planted, |
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There you go. |
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- Are you kidding me with this? |
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Just go ahead and slap me. |
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- What do you think? |
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This is a job interview, not a bridal shower. |
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We need to make some changes. |
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But it was a really big hit |
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I'm sure it was. |
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- But we're not in Kansas anymore. |
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Oh, yes. It was a joke. |
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Max. The clothes. Please. |
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Oh, hey, hey, Freddy. Good morning. |
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Ziggy has done it again. |
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I'm sure he has. |
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Listen, Betty. I think I saw your nephew |
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Tyrone? |
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Yeah. |
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- Well, we thought he was dead. |
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He's down in the lobby. |
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And he's got a little present |
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Happy day! |
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- Come give Mama some sugar... |
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- Come on, now. |
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Security? |
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Yeah. You look smashing. |
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Turn around. What do you think? |
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I've been framed! Wait a minute! |
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Sorry, Betty. Bye-bye. |
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Hi. |
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- It is a disaster. |
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We need layers. |
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To the New York Katie. |
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God, sit still! |
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Isn't this fun? |
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Extensions! |
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These will take you, my darling, |
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I was homecoming queen |
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And I was in charge of all the pep rallies |
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- Impressive. |
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- That must have been fun. |
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- Sounds like a lot of fun. |
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- Yeah. Good. |
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- All right, great. What else? What else? |
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- Any other service work, employment. |
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I worked exchange and return |
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- The Piggly Wiggly. |
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- Okay. |
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- The Stock Exchange. Yeah. |
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- This looks good. |
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I think we're done here. |
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Oh, I just... |
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I really wanna thank you, Debra. |
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Thank you, Freddy, |
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I just feel so blessed. |
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So do we. |
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- Freddy? You take this to Richard. |
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Okay. |
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- Wow. You get second place a lot. |
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Pap Paw says that second place |
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Is that what he says? Good old Pap Paw. |
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What pearls of wisdom. |
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- Okay. Let's see. How you fitting, good? |
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Confident? Okay. |
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- All right. You go get them, tiger. |
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- You look great. Get the job. Go get it. |
00:30:02 |
Letter, Taylor. How're you doing? |
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- Mary. There you go. |
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Philip. Enjoy. |
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Sorry about that. |
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I'm gonna call maintenance, |
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Hey. |
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What are you doing, |
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No! No, not at all. |
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I prefer the term "stalking." |
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Gosh. You really look great. |
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The heels must be |
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Actually, I have an interview |
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No kidding. |
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Iron Dick. |
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Say, you mind if I just... |
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In the meeting with Iron Dick |
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Who says I'm nervous? |
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I'm just saying... |
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When you go in there, just take it easy. |
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Dick's a real pussycat, you know. |
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I don't like you. |
00:31:08 |
Peppiness, in general, irritates me |
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I don't like your choice of perfume |
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You must dive into a pool of it. |
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And that horsy grin insults us both. |
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What's wrong with your teeth? |
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They're like an artist's rendering of teeth. |
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Still, there are elements of your resume |
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Gregerstitch, sir. |
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It says here you worked the Exchange. |
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Just for the summer. |
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Do you want to tell me about it or should I |
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I'm sorry. |
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The hours were ridiculous, |
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I'm not at all sure we're talking |
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On any other given day, |
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this meeting would be a record-breaking |
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I'm under tremendous pressure |
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on a Marina deal I'm brokering, |
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and I just lost my long-time assistant, Betty, |
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who was highly competent |
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So, I need someone right now. |
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So does this mean I got the job? |
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If you're going to come work for me, |
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- Yes. |
00:32:39 |
All right. No bouncing. |
00:32:42 |
No bouncing! Stop it. Cease! Leave now. |
00:32:48 |
- But I got the job. |
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- Go! |
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No running or cheering! |
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That is incredible! I'm so proud of you. |
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- You could have rent when? |
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I'm so dang excited! |
00:33:04 |
You know what? |
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I've been saving these. |
00:33:16 |
Here we are. Yeah. |
00:33:21 |
Don't tell me. Those are Billy's hands? |
00:33:25 |
No! No. No. |
00:33:27 |
You are not allowed |
00:33:31 |
Now, someone better will come along. |
00:33:39 |
- Hello? |
00:33:43 |
- Ben? |
00:33:46 |
How'd you get my number? |
00:33:48 |
Gary in Human Resources gave it to me. |
00:33:51 |
So they just hand out numbers |
00:33:54 |
Ben who used |
00:33:56 |
No! |
00:33:57 |
Trust me, it's not that easy. |
00:33:59 |
I owe the guy a back rub. |
00:34:00 |
But I was just gonna ask you |
00:34:05 |
Hold on a sec. |
00:34:06 |
- Ben Franklin? |
00:34:08 |
- Hello? |
00:34:10 |
Tell me all about you |
00:34:14 |
Hey, Pap Paw. Hold on a sec, okay? |
00:34:18 |
- Ben Affleck? |
00:34:20 |
Ben. Hi. |
00:34:21 |
I gotta go, but I'll see you at work. |
00:34:24 |
So I take it you got the job. |
00:34:27 |
- Benji, the dog. |
00:34:30 |
You got the job. |
00:34:32 |
Guess what? I got a job. |
00:34:35 |
You mean |
00:34:37 |
Yep. It's at a big company |
00:34:42 |
Did old Billy have anything to do with that? |
00:34:45 |
- Billy was an inspiration. |
00:34:48 |
- Haley says hi. |
00:34:50 |
You give him a big old hug for me, okay? |
00:34:53 |
- Will do. |
00:34:55 |
- Bye. |
00:34:57 |
Bye-bye. |
00:34:59 |
He is. |
00:35:37 |
Good morning. Oh, my God. |
00:35:39 |
My desk! What happened? |
00:35:40 |
Have we been robbed? |
00:35:42 |
- Did you call the police? |
00:35:43 |
Always call the police. |
00:35:44 |
That's the first thing you do. Hello. |
00:35:45 |
- Sir? |
00:35:47 |
Your files have all been cross-referenced |
00:35:52 |
Wait a minute. |
00:35:54 |
Oh, no. |
00:35:55 |
- Did you do this? On purpose? |
00:35:58 |
These are my files. This is my system. |
00:36:03 |
Now I have to kill you. |
00:36:04 |
- Your stuff piled everywhere is a system? |
00:36:06 |
I was very nice and I gave you a job. |
00:36:08 |
And now I can't find anything. |
00:36:10 |
- Sir. |
00:36:11 |
- The key to organization... |
00:36:13 |
...is managing chaos. |
00:36:16 |
What are you, a fortune cookie? |
00:36:19 |
I can't find anything. |
00:36:21 |
My head is spinning. |
00:36:25 |
I made pigs in a blanket. |
00:36:26 |
Thank God because |
00:36:29 |
but everything's gonna be okay |
00:36:33 |
That was sarcasm, |
00:36:37 |
You just go and I'll take care of everything. |
00:36:38 |
I'll make everything better. |
00:36:39 |
- I didn't mean... |
00:36:40 |
No, you didn't mean to do anything. |
00:36:42 |
You're a very nice girl |
00:36:44 |
- Too... I was just trying... |
00:36:47 |
- Okay. |
00:36:51 |
All right, that's better. |
00:36:53 |
This can be fixed. It's being fixed. |
00:36:58 |
Good pig. Good blanket. |
00:37:02 |
Hey, Miss Gregerstitch. Nice digs. |
00:37:06 |
You went from being a bike messenger |
00:37:08 |
without even stopping at the mailroom. |
00:37:10 |
- Not bad. |
00:37:13 |
- It's pretty good. |
00:37:14 |
Why were you wearing a hard hat |
00:37:17 |
I deliver mail down there, too, |
00:37:19 |
and they sometimes |
00:37:22 |
when I have |
00:37:24 |
What? Don't tell me the guy won't be there! |
00:37:27 |
- I don't like problems! |
00:37:29 |
- Why don't you fix this problem? |
00:37:31 |
- And no more problems! |
00:37:33 |
What do I care if it is his weekend |
00:37:35 |
Tell him not to get divorced next time! |
00:37:36 |
Just find a way |
00:37:39 |
Get me the Perry file and find out who |
00:37:42 |
You having trouble with a client, sir? |
00:37:44 |
- Butt out. |
00:37:47 |
- In Minden we have a saying. |
00:37:49 |
If you wanna get the chicken in the coop, |
00:37:54 |
You really are a fortune cookie. |
00:37:56 |
What if instead of looking at the daughter |
00:38:00 |
we look at her |
00:38:06 |
I'm listening. |
00:38:09 |
Mr. Perry's gonna love it. |
00:38:11 |
So, while they're inside |
00:38:14 |
I'm gonna be outside throwing his daughter |
00:38:21 |
How wonderful that you were able to save |
00:38:26 |
- I just hope I can pull it all together by then. |
00:38:31 |
Freddy and I are gonna do whatever it takes |
00:38:33 |
to make sure your party |
00:38:37 |
- Won't we, Freddy? |
00:38:41 |
Here you go. We're having a party. |
00:38:49 |
- Thanks, Ben. |
00:38:52 |
- Nice aim. |
00:38:55 |
I've been doing this awhile. |
00:38:58 |
- Thanks, Ben. |
00:39:01 |
You ever think about |
00:39:04 |
- Thanks, Ben. |
00:39:07 |
No meetings. No work on weekends. |
00:39:12 |
Say, now, don't you owe me a dinner |
00:39:16 |
Nice try. |
00:39:19 |
I do actually have a work opportunity |
00:39:24 |
- Yeah? |
00:39:26 |
Hey, I'm sorry. |
00:39:27 |
I didn't know that chatting up the new |
00:39:33 |
I didn't realize my job had a description, sir. |
00:39:36 |
Moving on, then. |
00:39:39 |
- That's not the way to get ahead. Let's go. |
00:39:41 |
Hate that horn. |
00:39:47 |
- Hi, Daddy. |
00:39:49 |
- Are you having fun, Amber? |
00:39:54 |
Would you like a tasty ice cream cone? |
00:40:01 |
- Congratulations, this is fantastic. |
00:40:05 |
Now, if you'll excuse me, |
00:40:10 |
Amber doesn't even know |
00:40:16 |
I've got to get to Grandma's house. |
00:40:18 |
Hey, Little Red Riding Hood. |
00:40:21 |
I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. |
00:40:23 |
It's a wonderful story. |
00:40:25 |
Who wants milkshakes? Huh, kids? |
00:40:30 |
Tasty. There you go. |
00:40:35 |
Good job. Give it a shot, too. |
00:40:38 |
Hey, you look pretty enough to eat. |
00:40:43 |
- What the hell is this? |
00:40:50 |
What do you think you're doing? |
00:40:53 |
Daddy! I'm stuck in the bouncy castle! |
00:40:57 |
Help, get me out of here! |
00:41:00 |
Amber? Amber, is that you? |
00:41:04 |
Drink up, kids. Drink it up. Drink up. |
00:41:08 |
Hey, no. Hey. The piñata. Hit the piñata. |
00:41:15 |
Feel the buzz, huh? Feeling it? |
00:41:18 |
We need some parents over here! |
00:41:23 |
Ben, I need your help! |
00:41:25 |
I kind of got my hands full. |
00:41:32 |
Firecrackers! |
00:41:35 |
Light them up, kiddies. |
00:41:46 |
- Candy. |
00:41:58 |
Amber? Amber? |
00:42:01 |
What... |
00:42:02 |
Where's my little girl? |
00:42:06 |
What in God's name is going on here? |
00:42:08 |
- You Robert Perry? |
00:42:10 |
Looks like your party |
00:42:12 |
- Officer, I can assure you, this was not my... |
00:42:15 |
We, on the other hand, |
00:42:19 |
No, no, listen. I'm not into... |
00:42:22 |
Amber? Hey. No, no, no, come on. Come on. |
00:42:26 |
No, no. |
00:42:29 |
Oh, no. |
00:42:35 |
- Don't look. Don't look. Close your eyes. |
00:42:38 |
Come on now... Enough! |
00:42:41 |
Where is my daughter? |
00:42:45 |
No, Daddy, I wanna stay. |
00:42:47 |
- I like the men who took their clothes off! |
00:42:52 |
I am so sorry, Mr. Connelly. |
00:42:54 |
Don't be silly, it's all right. Didn't you hear? |
00:42:56 |
She likes the men |
00:42:58 |
Look, you made a mistake and so did I. |
00:43:00 |
- Start the car. |
00:43:01 |
No, it's my fault, Mr. Connelly. |
00:43:04 |
Yeah, I made one. I hired you. |
00:43:09 |
Does that mean... |
00:43:11 |
- Am I fired? |
00:43:18 |
Well, if that wasn't a date, |
00:43:23 |
Hey, wasn't your fault. |
00:43:26 |
- I'm just not cut out for this. |
00:43:32 |
That sounds a lot like the kind of thing |
00:43:33 |
somebody says |
00:43:36 |
I can't quit. I was fired. |
00:43:38 |
He fired you? |
00:43:41 |
Well, look. I wouldn't expect |
00:43:44 |
to stop somebody like Katie Gregerstitch. |
00:43:46 |
If you go in there and look him in the eye |
00:43:49 |
and don't take no for an answer, |
00:43:54 |
I think you can get it. Okay, hombre? |
00:44:09 |
- Mr. Connelly, I want my job back. |
00:44:14 |
I promise, it will never happen again. |
00:44:17 |
I know it'll never happen again. |
00:44:22 |
All right. Look. |
00:44:25 |
You're a good kid, you really are. |
00:44:27 |
We lost a big account, |
00:44:28 |
and I can't let something like that |
00:44:31 |
I won't take no for an answer. |
00:44:34 |
I admire your fortitude. |
00:44:37 |
I'm gonna call security now. |
00:44:40 |
Hey, hey, hey! |
00:44:41 |
Look, one way or another, |
00:00:04 |
...built his store with his own bare hands. |
00:00:06 |
One month later a tornado came |
00:00:10 |
I think I remember reading about that. |
00:00:11 |
Did that stop him? No. |
00:00:13 |
I got chills. |
00:00:15 |
He rebuilt the store, opened it, |
00:00:20 |
Did you actually say Gregory Gregerstitch? |
00:00:24 |
That's right. |
00:00:33 |
Think back to when |
00:00:38 |
Did you ever make any mistakes? |
00:00:40 |
Did you ever feel like you deserved |
00:00:49 |
Oh, boy. |
00:00:57 |
This is the Norwegian Towers account. |
00:01:01 |
And an official second chance. Go on. |
00:01:07 |
Thank you, Mr. Connelly. |
00:01:11 |
All right, all right. |
00:01:13 |
What do you want me to do with it? |
00:01:18 |
Actually, I want you to baby-sit. |
00:01:23 |
- The file? |
00:01:26 |
Look, I don't have time |
00:01:29 |
But they're getting together tomorrow night |
00:01:33 |
Here's the thing. |
00:01:35 |
just to see that they're having a good time. |
00:01:37 |
But you're perfect for it |
00:01:38 |
because I just remembered |
00:01:40 |
What? |
00:01:41 |
It says on your resume |
00:01:47 |
That's my girl. Go on, go get them. |
00:01:49 |
I'm glad you're back already. |
00:01:56 |
- Debra! I don't speak Norwegian! |
00:02:02 |
- Well, why'd you put it on my resume? |
00:02:06 |
- It saved you your job, didn't it? |
00:02:10 |
Well, look. You say lie, I say half-truth. |
00:02:17 |
What part of that is truth? |
00:02:19 |
Well, you speak, don't you? |
00:02:22 |
Debra, I'm sorry, but where I come from, |
00:02:27 |
Let's look on the brighter side of things. |
00:02:30 |
What's this? |
00:02:32 |
I knew the stress your grandfather |
00:02:35 |
It's the deed to his store. |
00:02:38 |
I just figured if I owned the building, |
00:02:44 |
I... I can't believe this. |
00:02:48 |
Look. Right now, |
00:02:53 |
And I say this as your mentor |
00:03:00 |
- Thank you! Thank you! |
00:03:05 |
And as far as this Norwegian thing, |
00:03:09 |
don't worry your pretty little head. |
00:03:11 |
- I'm gonna fix everything. |
00:03:15 |
Freddy, are you sure |
00:03:18 |
Yeah, listen. I Googled the habits |
00:03:23 |
and to them you look totally normal. |
00:03:27 |
Okay. |
00:03:33 |
Here they come. |
00:03:42 |
Freddy? They're priests. |
00:03:51 |
Oh, are they? You don't say. |
00:03:55 |
Listen, relax. |
00:03:57 |
Repeat after me. |
00:04:25 |
Freddy! |
00:04:27 |
You're doing great. |
00:04:33 |
Hi. Hi. Oh, gosh. |
00:04:35 |
Do you happen to speak Norwegian? |
00:04:38 |
No, I, I don't. |
00:04:40 |
Do you have any idea what you just |
00:04:42 |
- She is insult our Norwegian womens. |
00:04:46 |
- Jackass. |
00:04:48 |
No, no, no. |
00:04:51 |
- Help me? |
00:04:55 |
Maybe we can take them out for a beer. |
00:04:59 |
Beer? |
00:05:20 |
Here you go. |
00:05:30 |
I wonder if it's okay that they're doing that. |
00:05:52 |
Oh, here she comes. |
00:05:52 |
Oh, here she comes. |
00:05:58 |
Hey. What's Norwegian for a job well done? |
00:06:02 |
Forget it. They signed the deal |
00:06:07 |
Congratulations, Miss Gregerstitch. |
00:06:19 |
Mr. Connelly's office. |
00:06:22 |
Oh, for crying out loud. |
00:06:24 |
I'll send it right over. |
00:06:25 |
Katie! Katie! |
00:06:28 |
I can't find the Quackenbush file. |
00:06:32 |
Stupid. Oh, thanks. |
00:06:56 |
We're in a hurry. |
00:07:16 |
Look out, blondie. I saw it first. |
00:07:21 |
I'm all set, Mr. Schwartzman. |
00:07:23 |
The man doesn't want a pig in a blanket. |
00:07:25 |
Would you give the man a pig in a blanket? |
00:07:27 |
We'll take them in with us. |
00:07:29 |
What our motto is here, |
00:07:36 |
Mr. Connelly's office. |
00:07:42 |
Pardon me, miss. Hey! |
00:07:47 |
Sorry. |
00:08:02 |
Thank you for lunch, Mr. Connelly. |
00:08:05 |
You're welcome, Katie, but you deserved it. |
00:08:09 |
- Cheers. |
00:08:18 |
It's this deal I've been working on. |
00:08:21 |
But I can't tell you anything about it. |
00:08:22 |
It's the most highly guarded secret |
00:08:25 |
The Marina project? |
00:08:29 |
Oh. You mentioned it in your office, sir. |
00:08:33 |
- I didn't know it was a secret. |
00:08:37 |
Well, I guess it's not. |
00:08:41 |
- I could really use a friendly ear. |
00:08:47 |
- The key to this Marina deal is the boulder. |
00:08:51 |
Yeah, it's actually a rock formation. |
00:08:53 |
That's why I'm glad you're in on this. |
00:08:55 |
All right. |
00:09:00 |
Katie? |
00:09:06 |
You are never gonna believe |
00:09:10 |
What is it now? |
00:09:12 |
Mr. Connelly just asked me to be |
00:09:16 |
Oh. That is fantastic news. |
00:09:24 |
I have a lot of ideas. But I'm having |
00:09:29 |
And I have a meeting with the investors |
00:09:32 |
Well, guess what? |
00:09:34 |
It just so happens that marine geology |
00:09:40 |
So how about I have a look-see |
00:09:43 |
and we can come up with |
00:09:46 |
Oh, I don't think I'm supposed to show |
00:09:50 |
I'm just gonna take a little peek at it tonight, |
00:09:53 |
and give it back to you first thing |
00:10:03 |
Okay. Thank you so much. |
00:10:06 |
Well, it is my pleasure. |
00:10:15 |
Hey, Katie. It's me, Ben. |
00:10:17 |
I was in the neighborhood |
00:10:22 |
Something a little more cool. |
00:10:24 |
I noticed you staring at me at the office. |
00:10:27 |
Heard you have a thing for guys |
00:10:30 |
Waldo was busy so I thought... |
00:10:33 |
Just try and be cool, okay? |
00:10:45 |
Ben? |
00:10:50 |
- Wanna come in? |
00:10:57 |
So how do you feel? |
00:10:58 |
Wow. That was incredible. |
00:11:05 |
So was that your first time |
00:11:09 |
Yep. |
00:11:13 |
- Can I ask you something? |
00:11:16 |
I was just wondering |
00:11:23 |
I'm... I'm about to burst. |
00:11:30 |
I think that's a great idea. |
00:11:32 |
- Yeah. Let's synchronize. |
00:11:35 |
- On three. One, two, three. |
00:11:44 |
- Wow. |
00:11:48 |
- Oh, man. |
00:11:52 |
That was a great idea. |
00:11:56 |
Oh, my God. I love this song! |
00:12:06 |
You... |
00:12:08 |
Your... Your underwear is showing there. |
00:12:13 |
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. |
00:12:15 |
All right. The Lord certainly works |
00:12:19 |
- All right, let's dance. |
00:12:23 |
- Oh, yes, you do. |
00:12:24 |
- You do tonight. |
00:12:26 |
- I tore my rotator cuff and my knee. |
00:12:28 |
- I really, I... |
00:12:30 |
- I really don't. |
00:12:33 |
- Okay. |
00:12:35 |
Fingers right here in your belt loops. |
00:12:42 |
- One, two, three, step. |
00:12:45 |
- One, two, three, step. |
00:12:47 |
- Okay, do it back this way. |
00:12:49 |
- Step, back, step, touch. |
00:12:52 |
- Step back... |
00:12:54 |
...step, touch. |
00:12:56 |
- I think I got it. One, two, three. |
00:12:59 |
- Excuse me. |
00:13:00 |
Come on. |
00:13:02 |
- Step back, step, touch. |
00:13:05 |
- Step back, step, touch. |
00:13:09 |
- Step back, step, touch. |
00:13:12 |
- Okay, I got it. I'm gonna go stretch out. |
00:13:18 |
Oh. Darn song ended. |
00:13:22 |
I was really starting to get the hang of it. |
00:13:23 |
Should we call the station, |
00:13:28 |
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm just... |
00:13:30 |
- Come on. It's much more my style. |
00:13:33 |
Yeah. Good slow dance. |
00:14:14 |
Did you forget to hold the handle down |
00:14:18 |
That might be the most romantic thing |
00:14:33 |
You're only the second guy I've ever kissed. |
00:14:37 |
- Really? Where do I rank? |
00:14:44 |
That's awesome. |
00:15:02 |
Surprise. |
00:15:04 |
Pap Paw! |
00:15:05 |
- What are you doing here? |
00:15:08 |
I didn't hear from you so I drove up. |
00:15:11 |
- You drove? |
00:15:15 |
- My name's Ben. |
00:15:20 |
See the toilet exploded? Yeah. |
00:15:23 |
Go plumb, plumber. |
00:15:27 |
Here, let me take that for you, Pap Paw. |
00:15:31 |
So, how is my future grandson-in-law? |
00:15:35 |
Great. |
00:15:37 |
Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt. |
00:15:39 |
- But you were engaged? |
00:15:44 |
I am engaged. |
00:15:46 |
Never mentioned that to me. |
00:15:49 |
Well, why would she? Nosy plumber. |
00:15:54 |
Let's go out on the town. You know what? |
00:15:56 |
I haven't eaten a thing all day, |
00:15:58 |
- Great idea. |
00:15:59 |
I'm gonna get going myself. I'm gonna go |
00:16:03 |
Great to meet you. |
00:16:05 |
The worst damn plumber |
00:16:09 |
I think I'm gonna go fire him. |
00:16:12 |
All right, I'll be right back. Just stay here. |
00:16:15 |
Ben, wait. |
00:16:18 |
- What was that all about? |
00:16:22 |
I just... |
00:16:24 |
that Billy dumped me yet. |
00:16:28 |
Can't you understand? |
00:16:30 |
Oh. I'll go call you a real plumber. |
00:16:34 |
It was... |
00:16:39 |
Thanks for the dance. |
00:16:52 |
- Hey. |
00:16:54 |
- So, where's Billy? |
00:17:00 |
Billy got this really big modeling job, |
00:17:03 |
Oh. Yeah. Well, where? |
00:17:09 |
Timbuktu. |
00:17:10 |
- Timbuktu. |
00:17:12 |
Hey, all right. Did you fire the plumber? |
00:17:17 |
The plumber's gone. Yeah. |
00:17:31 |
Freddy? |
00:17:33 |
- Where is everybody? |
00:17:38 |
- About what? |
00:17:48 |
There's an emergency board meeting today. |
00:17:53 |
I appreciate the time that... Oh. |
00:17:58 |
- Good morning. |
00:18:00 |
Well, the Board has reached |
00:18:03 |
in Mr. Connelly's handling |
00:18:06 |
And they've decided to hand it over to me. |
00:18:09 |
What? |
00:18:11 |
Mr. Connelly's been working |
00:18:14 |
Yes, and it's come to our attention |
00:18:26 |
- I trusted you. |
00:18:30 |
Well, if that's all... |
00:18:32 |
Wait, wait, wait... |
00:18:36 |
And thanks to your problem-solving skills, |
00:18:38 |
an inflatable castle fell on my son's head |
00:18:41 |
- Not to mention your blatant dishonesty. |
00:18:45 |
Well, it appears that there were several, |
00:18:49 |
let's say, embellishments on your resume. |
00:18:54 |
Harvard? The Stock Exchange? |
00:18:59 |
Fluent in several languages. |
00:19:01 |
Apparently, Mr. Connelly neglected |
00:19:05 |
when it came to hiring you. |
00:19:07 |
But, Debra, you were the one that wrote... |
00:19:08 |
You should also know that |
00:19:11 |
whether to take legal action against you |
00:19:15 |
Mr. Connelly took our advice |
00:19:19 |
What? |
00:19:34 |
- I'm so sorry, Mr. Connelly. |
00:19:39 |
I... I didn't know Debra was going to do |
00:19:43 |
I used to think that thing people |
00:19:45 |
"Don't ever change." But you know what? |
00:20:05 |
How could you do that to him? |
00:20:07 |
- Oh. I didn't do it to him, honey. |
00:20:12 |
You did. |
00:20:14 |
I mean, come on. |
00:20:16 |
Didn't you find it a tad odd that |
00:20:20 |
fresh off the turnip truck would land |
00:20:28 |
But you were supposed to be my mentor. |
00:20:31 |
Oh? |
00:20:32 |
I'd say I taught you a thing or two. |
00:20:36 |
There's no way you're gonna get away |
00:20:38 |
because I can go straight to the Board |
00:20:40 |
Tell them what? |
00:20:43 |
Unless you wanna see your Pap Paw's store |
00:20:48 |
- Would you like that? |
00:20:54 |
Wouldn't I? |
00:20:55 |
Let's face it, honey. |
00:20:57 |
If I'm in charge now, there's gonna be |
00:21:03 |
Starting with you, Richard, |
00:21:09 |
- What was his name again, Frederick? |
00:21:15 |
Ben? My... My Ben? |
00:21:19 |
The Ben that works in the mailroom |
00:21:24 |
Oh, dear. Don't tell me he didn't tell you. |
00:21:30 |
Does that mean he lied? |
00:21:35 |
Why wouldn't he tell me? |
00:21:39 |
Poor, poor little small-town girl. |
00:21:43 |
You're just so easy to fool. |
00:21:49 |
Welcome to the Big Apple, sister. |
00:22:21 |
Hey. |
00:22:26 |
Can we talk? |
00:22:29 |
Can we talk? Talk about what? |
00:22:33 |
Betrayal? Strippers? Billy 2.0? |
00:22:37 |
- You're right. I shouldn't be here. |
00:22:45 |
Can we just talk about this |
00:22:49 |
You really hurt me, Billy. |
00:22:52 |
All right. Guess I'll see you around. |
00:23:05 |
Hey. Look who I found out here |
00:23:09 |
- Just back from Timbuktu. |
00:23:12 |
- You know, the place where you... |
00:23:16 |
You know, that really big modeling job |
00:23:18 |
I told Pap Paw all about it. |
00:23:21 |
Right. Right. |
00:23:24 |
- Do you wanna know something? |
00:23:27 |
It just wasn't the same |
00:23:29 |
And we were both just saying how great |
00:23:33 |
Together. |
00:23:34 |
Now, that's wonderful. |
00:23:36 |
It does my heart so much good |
00:23:42 |
Tell you what. |
00:23:43 |
In the morning, we'll take that old truck |
00:23:46 |
Y'all can ride back with me. |
00:23:48 |
Let's go, let's go. I wanna beat traffic. |
00:24:03 |
Hey. Give me a hug. |
00:24:05 |
Come on. Come on. |
00:24:09 |
Hmm, see? That's better. |
00:24:12 |
We are gonna be so happy together |
00:24:16 |
You and me, just like old times. |
00:24:19 |
Give me a kiss. |
00:24:23 |
- Better get going. |
00:24:25 |
I'll get the rest of the bags. |
00:24:40 |
- Hey, little girl. |
00:24:45 |
Are you sure this is what you wanna do? |
00:24:48 |
Oh, yeah. I'm unbelievably happy. |
00:24:53 |
Funny thing, but I don't exactly believe you. |
00:24:57 |
I thought that Billy was |
00:25:00 |
In a way, yeah. |
00:25:03 |
What do you mean, in a way? |
00:25:06 |
Well, in the way that he makes you happy. |
00:25:07 |
That's all I ever wanted, you know. |
00:25:10 |
You always seemed happy with Billy, |
00:25:12 |
but last night your face said |
00:25:16 |
I did a little investigating and Haley told me |
00:25:20 |
And I think it was a real lowdown, |
00:25:26 |
When I first came up here |
00:25:28 |
I couldn't believe how much you'd grown. |
00:25:31 |
- And how happy you seemed. |
00:25:34 |
Didn't I tell you not to pack your |
00:25:37 |
It spilled all over the place. |
00:25:41 |
I'll tell you what let's do. |
00:25:53 |
Man. |
00:25:54 |
- All right, let's vamoose. |
00:25:59 |
Sorry, Billy. |
00:26:07 |
- This eagle's gotta fly. |
00:26:09 |
Hey! Hey! Wait, Katie! What about me? |
00:26:12 |
Would you shut the hell up? |
00:26:25 |
Give me a dog with onions, please. |
00:26:28 |
Mustard and onion, coming right up. |
00:26:30 |
A little more, please. |
00:26:31 |
Oh, my God, Ben, |
00:26:34 |
Oh, yeah, what... What do you need, |
00:26:37 |
Debra is gonna close a huge deal tomorrow |
00:26:41 |
The truth of the matter is, I'm pretty busy, |
00:26:44 |
but I'm sure you can handle it. |
00:26:56 |
Yeah, we're having a very important |
00:26:58 |
There is a disgruntled employee out there, |
00:27:02 |
Do not let her in the building. |
00:27:05 |
Very cute, this woman. See her? |
00:27:09 |
Wow. Hello. The Marina group. Great. |
00:27:13 |
Large group of Marina people. |
00:27:22 |
- Hey. Wait. Can I get a lift? |
00:27:32 |
- Whoa. Whoa. |
00:27:36 |
Nice to meet you, Eric. |
00:27:37 |
You like my rig? |
00:27:40 |
Miss O'Brien? I would like to |
00:27:43 |
- Yes, hello. Welcome. Welcome. |
00:27:45 |
Thank you for coming. |
00:27:47 |
You like to brush your teeth? |
00:27:50 |
- Only when I'm nervous. |
00:27:54 |
We're fully insured. |
00:27:56 |
Well, before we begin our presentation, |
00:27:59 |
I trust you've all had the opportunity to |
00:28:03 |
- So, are there any questions or issues? |
00:28:08 |
It's Section A, Article 4, |
00:28:20 |
- Thanks, Eric. |
00:28:24 |
- Here we go. |
00:28:26 |
Okay. |
00:28:28 |
Bye. |
00:28:38 |
Ben? |
00:28:40 |
Miss Gregerstitch. |
00:28:43 |
- I thought you weren't gonna help me. |
00:28:47 |
I'm helping my dad. Nothing more. |
00:28:49 |
Why didn't you tell me about him? |
00:28:52 |
Look, my whole life he's been trying |
00:28:55 |
and the truth is, that's just not who I am. |
00:28:58 |
- Well, you clean up really nice. |
00:29:03 |
Well, now that we have that out of the way, |
00:29:05 |
I have them all prepped |
00:29:07 |
- Is Debra taken care of? |
00:29:11 |
- Okay. Let's do it. |
00:29:14 |
Just walk behind me. |
00:29:18 |
Morning. Hey, look. Is that Ryan Seacrest? |
00:29:21 |
- Wow. |
00:29:42 |
- Morning. How are you? |
00:29:46 |
Hi. |
00:29:47 |
Miss Gregerstitch, I'd like to introduce you |
00:29:51 |
Hi. |
00:29:52 |
- Hi. |
00:29:54 |
And so having thoroughly covered the |
00:29:59 |
for the third time, |
00:30:00 |
are there any further questions? |
00:30:04 |
Ones that don't have anything |
00:30:08 |
Okay, so let me begin. |
00:30:10 |
The brown area. The boulder, I assume? |
00:30:14 |
Yes. Yes, and I am so glad |
00:30:17 |
Of course, the boulder, |
00:30:21 |
We believe destroying it with explosives |
00:30:26 |
Blow it to high hell. |
00:30:27 |
Could I get involved in that? |
00:30:28 |
Yes, of course, absolutely. |
00:30:32 |
As you can see by the data in front of you, |
00:30:36 |
starting with the base price of $600,000. |
00:30:40 |
I appreciate the point |
00:30:43 |
but you could show me all the figures |
00:30:46 |
but the fact remains that if you don't |
00:30:52 |
on how to get rid of |
00:30:56 |
then we don't have a deal. |
00:30:58 |
We're actually running behind schedule, |
00:30:59 |
- so could you please call the driver? |
00:31:01 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
00:31:02 |
- Ladies and gentlemen. |
00:31:04 |
Okay. Sit down, sit down. |
00:31:05 |
There's an old saying where I come from. |
00:31:08 |
When the cow won't move, |
00:31:14 |
- Did she say cow? |
00:31:16 |
Yes, she did, ma'am. |
00:31:17 |
The trick is to work with the cow |
00:31:22 |
All of this time we've been approaching |
00:31:26 |
There's actually another way to look at it. |
00:31:29 |
Yeah. Excuse me. |
00:31:33 |
Well, look how easy that was. |
00:31:35 |
That was great. It didn't cost a dime. |
00:31:37 |
Sorry, it's just not quite that simple. |
00:31:40 |
We've kind of come up with another... |
00:31:43 |
- Wow! |
00:31:44 |
We use the boulder and we turn it into |
00:31:49 |
It can be used by visitors or residents. |
00:31:54 |
anything you want. |
00:31:57 |
Could you move it a little closer? |
00:31:58 |
What was once a negative |
00:32:01 |
Wait. How do people get up on that thing? |
00:32:04 |
That's a very good question, actually. |
00:32:08 |
A tram. |
00:32:09 |
- A tram, of course. |
00:32:12 |
A tram. Then the fatties could run around |
00:32:16 |
- Let's get back to the boulder. |
00:32:18 |
Because we know that this has been... |
00:32:19 |
Excuse me. |
00:32:21 |
Do you have to be a sailor to live there, |
00:32:26 |
Good question. |
00:32:28 |
Well, you don't have to be a sailor. |
00:32:31 |
- Do you have to be a pirate? |
00:32:37 |
- That's just a theme. |
00:32:41 |
- We like theme parks. |
00:32:43 |
A great deal. |
00:32:44 |
Snacks. We can have snacks. |
00:32:46 |
Will people be required to wear |
00:32:49 |
No, there won't be any characters. |
00:32:50 |
Yeah, theme parks are very nice. |
00:32:52 |
Water slides? |
00:32:53 |
I wanna do a cost benefit analysis |
00:32:56 |
...on St. Patty's Day, |
00:32:58 |
Yeah, if you could go through that book. |
00:33:00 |
It would be the other book. |
00:33:05 |
- Quiet! Everyone. |
00:33:09 |
So, Miss Stapleton. |
00:33:15 |
You've been misinformed. |
00:33:19 |
It's violent. |
00:33:20 |
- Pretty little hairdo, huh? |
00:33:24 |
The jig is up, sister! You freak! |
00:33:27 |
- Okay. |
00:33:29 |
I knew it! |
00:33:30 |
- Who are you people? |
00:33:34 |
- Chill out. |
00:33:36 |
That's extremely important. |
00:33:39 |
- Very good. |
00:33:42 |
- Ben's gonna take over from here, okay? |
00:33:44 |
Thank you, Miss Gregerstitch. |
00:33:53 |
You deceitful little tramp. |
00:33:55 |
How dare you undermine me? |
00:33:57 |
Well, I guess you did |
00:34:06 |
I called security. |
00:34:08 |
Get in there, Freddy! |
00:34:11 |
Try me, Freddy. |
00:34:13 |
Find another way in! |
00:34:14 |
You don't have to yell at me! |
00:34:16 |
Katie. You okay? |
00:34:19 |
I've got this one taken care of. |
00:34:20 |
- All right. |
00:34:23 |
We were good, weren't we? |
00:34:25 |
- We got you so good. |
00:34:41 |
That was uncalled for. |
00:34:53 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:55 |
Yes, excuse me. Thank you. |
00:34:57 |
Hello. Please do not listen to this man. |
00:35:00 |
Neither he nor she represents this firm. |
00:35:03 |
They have misled you. |
00:35:08 |
Oh, good God! |
00:35:10 |
What is that awful looking thing? |
00:35:12 |
That is the extreme sports bonanza. |
00:35:16 |
Oh, is it? |
00:35:18 |
That's wonderful. |
00:35:19 |
'Cause maybe that gimmicky crap |
00:35:22 |
but not out here in the Big old Apple. |
00:35:25 |
I've been to Milwaukee |
00:35:29 |
It's ingenious. It works. |
00:35:32 |
Perfect use of the boulder. |
00:35:34 |
And, in fact, |
00:35:37 |
- You are? |
00:35:40 |
Oh, no, no, no. No. |
00:35:42 |
No. You must be kidding. |
00:35:43 |
No, that's crazy. |
00:35:47 |
because she is just this little, small-town, |
00:35:52 |
good-for-nothing, white trash bimbo. |
00:35:56 |
You know, lady, in our company, |
00:36:03 |
A mean person. |
00:36:05 |
A little stronger than that. |
00:36:07 |
A really mean person. |
00:36:10 |
Why don't you just do it a little more? |
00:36:14 |
Bitch. |
00:36:15 |
That's the word. |
00:36:17 |
Very good. |
00:36:22 |
You have done it this time. |
00:36:25 |
You know what? Maybe you're all right. |
00:36:26 |
You know, I'm gonna... I'm gonna take |
00:36:29 |
- No... |
00:36:31 |
- Let me look at it. |
00:36:33 |
Oh, look at that. |
00:36:34 |
You know, it's so adorable. |
00:36:37 |
You know what? On second look, it's just... |
00:36:40 |
Oh, whoops. Oh, did I do that? |
00:36:43 |
Look at that. And that. And that! And that! |
00:36:49 |
Don't do that. No, don't do that. |
00:36:52 |
Thank God. There she is. |
00:36:54 |
That woman is trespassing. Oh, no, no, no. |
00:36:59 |
- Oh, gosh. Gosh. |
00:37:03 |
What are you doing to her? |
00:37:05 |
- My queen! |
00:37:07 |
Get your hands off of her. |
00:37:10 |
He hits like a girl. |
00:37:11 |
You damn dirty apes! |
00:37:14 |
- Louie, Donovan, get her out of here. |
00:37:17 |
- No! |
00:37:18 |
I'm president! It's me, I'm the president! |
00:37:22 |
No! No! |
00:37:26 |
I never liked her. |
00:37:28 |
Well, this has been a fun day. |
00:37:30 |
Now, you two. Do we have a deal or what? |
00:37:34 |
Actually, I think I know somebody |
00:37:37 |
a lot more than me. |
00:37:40 |
Is he gonna come from the ceiling? |
00:37:44 |
- It's official. |
00:37:47 |
Oh, it's my pleasure, dear. |
00:37:49 |
You have some |
00:37:51 |
We do. |
00:37:52 |
- And some not so good. |
00:37:54 |
- They're very loud. |
00:37:56 |
Of course you do! |
00:37:58 |
- Boss, some champagne? |
00:38:01 |
- How about whiskey in my office? |
00:38:04 |
- To the office! |
00:38:09 |
Oh, boy. |
00:38:12 |
Well, hey, you did a really good job. |
00:38:16 |
- You deserve some credit, too, you know. |
00:38:20 |
I almost forgot something very important. |
00:38:22 |
This is the deed to the store in Minden. |
00:38:25 |
My gift to you, with great gratitude |
00:38:30 |
Thank you so much, Mr. Connelly. |
00:38:33 |
- You're most welcome. You did a great job. |
00:38:37 |
- And you did very well, too. |
00:38:41 |
You're welcome. |
00:38:42 |
- Give him a hug. |
00:38:45 |
- No. That's... |
00:38:47 |
Someday we'll get to that point, |
00:38:49 |
- Hug! |
00:38:53 |
Thanks. |
00:38:56 |
You know what? Thanks again. |
00:39:01 |
- He's a great guy. |
00:39:06 |
You're not so bad yourself. |
00:39:13 |
Yeah, I should probably |
00:39:16 |
Sorry, I... You probably got your hands full. |
00:39:29 |
All right. Party in Connelly's office. |
00:39:31 |
Well, almost forgot this. |
00:39:33 |
Boy, that Katie's one in a million, huh? |
00:39:34 |
Yeah, you're telling me. |
00:39:43 |
Hold that elevator. |
00:39:47 |
Thanks. |
00:39:56 |
What's wrong now? |
00:39:59 |
Nothing. I... I don't wanna talk about it. |
00:40:01 |
Nothing, huh? |
00:40:06 |
Don't be a shithead, go get the girl. |
00:40:09 |
- She has a fiancé. |
00:40:12 |
He's back in Oklahoma. She told me herself. |
00:40:15 |
- She's free as a bird. |
00:40:17 |
Go get her, please. She's waiting for you. |
00:40:20 |
- You know she is. |
00:40:24 |
Put your arms around her and don't let go. |
00:40:28 |
Thanks, Dad. |
00:40:43 |
Sorry. |
00:40:55 |
Way to follow your heart, man. |
00:41:07 |
Hey, did you see a girl, |
00:41:11 |
- That way. |
00:41:12 |
Wait! Oh, wait, Katie! |
00:41:15 |
Hey, let me borrow this. |
00:41:16 |
- Dude, I need it, please. Thanks. |
00:41:21 |
Hey! Hey, Katie! |
00:41:24 |
Look out. |
00:41:32 |
Hey, hold on! |
00:41:34 |
Katie! |
00:41:36 |
Katie! |
00:41:37 |
Hey! Hold on! Katie! Pull over! |
00:41:41 |
- Katie! |
00:41:43 |
Stop, you gotta stop! You gotta pull over. |
00:41:46 |
- Pull over! |
00:41:48 |
Lady, I can't stop here. |
00:41:50 |
- Hey, stop! Mister! |
00:41:52 |
Pull over! |
00:41:54 |
- Ben? Be careful. Be careful. |
00:41:56 |
- Whoa! |
00:41:58 |
No! |
00:41:59 |
Wait, watch out! |
00:42:02 |
I said pull over! |
00:42:12 |
Oh, my God, are you okay? |
00:42:14 |
Oh, I'm great. Fantastic. |
00:42:17 |
Stay there. I'm gonna come down. |
00:42:29 |
I'm really sorry about |
00:42:32 |
I just thought you were back with your |
00:42:35 |
- I saw you guys in the alley. |
00:42:40 |
I sent him back to Minden. |
00:42:45 |
So, what's next for you, Miss Gregerstitch? |
00:42:50 |
I was thinking about |
00:42:53 |
Yeah? And... And doing what? |
00:42:56 |
Read between the lines, Mr. Connelly. |
00:43:55 |
You're gonna love |
00:43:59 |
Now go ahead and sit my little people |
00:44:04 |
Oh, be careful now! |
00:44:06 |
Those are very expensive. |
00:44:07 |
Well, you know, you can always... |
00:44:14 |
Freddy, are you trying to turn me on? |
00:44:18 |
'Cause it's working. |