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Blonde and Blonder
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Oh, something's back there. |
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Oh. |
| 00:03:50 |
Oh. |
| 00:03:51 |
You got one, too. |
| 00:03:52 |
Oh! Thanks. |
| 00:03:54 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:04:27 |
Oh. |
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Oh. |
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Nice outfit. I meant to tell |
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Thanks. |
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They think I'm crazy |
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to get this for flying. |
| 00:04:40 |
Me too. Shows |
| 00:04:43 |
Yeah. It's all about taste. |
| 00:04:45 |
I'm Dawn. |
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Dee. |
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Cool. Dawn-Dee. |
| 00:04:51 |
I guess so. |
| 00:04:54 |
Shall we take this baby up? |
| 00:04:55 |
Sounds good to me. |
| 00:05:03 |
So what's next? |
| 00:05:05 |
Uh. We start the engine and we |
| 00:05:10 |
Okay. They make it |
| 00:05:12 |
That's how they |
| 00:05:14 |
Oh-uh, tell me if I'm doing |
| 00:05:17 |
Okay. But I'm sure |
| 00:05:20 |
I'll just pay close attention. |
| 00:05:21 |
Wow, I feel like I'm |
| 00:05:26 |
Hey, great office supplies! |
| 00:05:28 |
Oh, thanks. |
| 00:05:29 |
That's a cute pen. |
| 00:05:31 |
I want to take some notes. |
| 00:05:32 |
Okay. Alright. So, |
| 00:05:35 |
Mirrors? |
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Don't see any. |
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Headlights? |
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I'm just gonna get my book out. Okay. |
| 00:05:50 |
Well, I turn on the master switch, |
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then the ignition? |
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Okay. |
| 00:06:03 |
We're flying! |
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Turn! Turn! |
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I did it! |
| 00:06:08 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:06:13 |
Okay. Miss St. Dom |
| 00:06:17 |
and Miss Dee Twiddle. |
| 00:06:22 |
We're gonna be flying over |
| 00:06:24 |
Amazing? Incredible scenery. |
| 00:06:30 |
No! |
| 00:06:33 |
Ladies! |
| 00:06:34 |
Ladies, stop the plane. |
| 00:06:45 |
Ladies! Ladies! |
| 00:06:51 |
Stop the plane! |
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Alright, here we go! |
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Up, up and today! |
| 00:07:05 |
Oh-- Oh, God! |
| 00:07:23 |
What's wrong, Frank? |
| 00:07:25 |
Bernie's lost his mind. He took |
| 00:07:28 |
Bernie? |
| 00:07:30 |
That'd be a first. |
| 00:07:31 |
What the hell is he thinking? |
| 00:07:37 |
You can ask him yourself. |
| 00:07:49 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:07:58 |
They took the plane. |
| 00:07:59 |
Who took the plane? |
| 00:08:01 |
Two blondes. |
| 00:08:03 |
Blondes. |
| 00:08:07 |
Blondes? |
| 00:08:09 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:08:16 |
We're flying! |
| 00:08:18 |
I can't believe it! |
| 00:08:19 |
Do you always get this |
| 00:08:22 |
Yeah. Don't you? |
| 00:08:24 |
Sure. |
| 00:08:25 |
So when did you start flying? |
| 00:08:27 |
Well, today's my first lesson. |
| 00:08:30 |
Really? Me, too. |
| 00:08:33 |
Oh, that's funny. |
| 00:08:40 |
Sean Bromley steps up to the tee, |
| 00:08:42 |
he's an amateur in this |
| 00:08:45 |
and as you might see, |
| 00:08:47 |
a par here could tie |
| 00:08:52 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:08:57 |
Look at that! |
| 00:08:59 |
Right for the pin. |
| 00:09:01 |
A hole in one? |
| 00:09:08 |
That's pretty freaking low. |
| 00:09:11 |
Do something! |
| 00:09:13 |
What? |
| 00:09:14 |
Turn it off! |
| 00:09:18 |
We're gonna crash! |
| 00:09:24 |
Run for your life! |
| 00:09:27 |
Look out! |
| 00:09:31 |
Oh, |
| 00:09:34 |
Oh! |
| 00:09:42 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:09:43 |
the airplane has just made a hole in one. |
| 00:09:56 |
We're going up to the plane |
| 00:09:58 |
there are two people inside, |
| 00:10:00 |
They're okay! |
| 00:10:01 |
There are two women |
| 00:10:03 |
who just came out of the plane. |
| 00:10:04 |
They seem to be okay. |
| 00:10:06 |
We come in peace. |
| 00:10:08 |
They're blond. |
| 00:10:12 |
Is there a lawyer in here? |
| 00:10:14 |
Uh, I'm a lawyer! |
| 00:10:15 |
Yeah, me too. |
| 00:10:16 |
I'm a lawyer. |
| 00:10:17 |
I'm a litigation attorney. |
| 00:10:19 |
Yeah, right here. |
| 00:10:34 |
So, |
| 00:10:36 |
the bastard's living in Vancouver. |
| 00:10:40 |
Can you believe the nerve? |
| 00:10:41 |
Took an add out using his real name. |
| 00:10:44 |
"The Beaver Patch Lounge." |
| 00:10:46 |
Seems like old Louie hasn't changed a bit. |
| 00:10:49 |
But the Witness Protection Program don't |
| 00:10:52 |
They will soon enough. |
| 00:10:55 |
Let me take him out, boss. |
| 00:10:57 |
It would give me great pleasure. |
| 00:11:01 |
No. |
| 00:11:03 |
We need someone to move undetected. |
| 00:11:06 |
Too many FBI protecting him. |
| 00:11:10 |
In and out, in the blink of an eye. |
| 00:11:14 |
The Cat's eye. |
| 00:11:17 |
The Cat? |
| 00:11:18 |
Who better to kill a rat? |
| 00:11:21 |
The perfect assassin. |
| 00:11:23 |
Still completely unknown even by me. |
| 00:11:27 |
A mastermind killer with an IQ off the |
| 00:11:33 |
She's never failed. |
| 00:11:36 |
Even her victims haven't |
| 00:11:40 |
She's not completely unknown |
| 00:11:43 |
Don't interrupt me! Who's the freaking |
| 00:11:46 |
I'm sorry, boss. |
| 00:11:48 |
Alright. |
| 00:11:50 |
A ghost, |
| 00:11:52 |
that never leaves a trace. |
| 00:11:55 |
Send half the kill money to her contact. |
| 00:11:58 |
If she nails this one, |
| 00:12:00 |
we'll let her take out the |
| 00:12:37 |
Looks like I got another job, Kit. |
| 00:12:39 |
Woo Hoo, |
| 00:12:42 |
The Godfather wants me |
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to take out Lou Rimoli |
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at the Beaver Patch Lounge. |
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I thought you were retiring. |
| 00:12:48 |
Let me take this one. You |
| 00:12:50 |
I have to do this last one, Kit. |
| 00:12:52 |
A final favor for the Godfather. |
| 00:12:54 |
Besides, doing Lou Rimoli will |
| 00:12:58 |
I promise, |
| 00:12:59 |
after this one I'll turn the |
| 00:13:02 |
Meow. |
| 00:13:04 |
I love you. |
| 00:13:20 |
For driving without a license. |
| 00:13:22 |
Pay a $100 fine and we don't even have |
| 00:13:25 |
Aw, those cops are so sweet. |
| 00:13:27 |
I know, they were cute, too. |
| 00:13:28 |
I know. |
| 00:13:30 |
Look at John Daley. |
| 00:13:34 |
Come on, look around. |
| 00:13:37 |
250,000 tons of snow. |
| 00:13:42 |
All for me. |
| 00:13:44 |
For my picture. |
| 00:13:46 |
When I say "Jump" the |
| 00:13:49 |
Hey! |
| 00:13:52 |
Oh! |
| 00:13:54 |
All right! Let's shoot this thing |
| 00:13:58 |
Where's my megaphone guy? |
| 00:14:03 |
Too slow! |
| 00:14:04 |
You're fired! |
| 00:14:06 |
Get me a new megaphone guy. |
| 00:14:08 |
What are |
| 00:14:11 |
Oh, that's The Sound |
| 00:14:12 |
Oh, cool. |
| 00:14:14 |
What's the music called? |
| 00:14:16 |
Move! Hey! |
| 00:14:18 |
Nobody yells "move" on my set. I'll tell |
| 00:14:24 |
Move! |
| 00:14:27 |
Oh! |
| 00:14:30 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:14:38 |
Those jerks! |
| 00:14:39 |
Who were those crazy blondes? |
| 00:14:42 |
Are they trying to get killed? |
| 00:14:43 |
Didn't they see there |
| 00:14:46 |
God! Stupid Hill Piggies. |
| 00:14:47 |
They'd better not have scratched my car. |
| 00:14:49 |
I know. |
| 00:14:50 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:14:52 |
I think so. |
| 00:14:53 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:14:55 |
Uh, I think so, too. |
| 00:14:57 |
What a day. |
| 00:15:01 |
Take a left here and then two rights. |
| 00:15:03 |
Wait, no. I'm sorry. |
| 00:15:08 |
Wait. Can you say that again? |
| 00:15:11 |
U m, I don't think so. |
| 00:15:31 |
Hey, are we |
| 00:15:32 |
No, don't be silly. |
| 00:15:34 |
Go left. Okay, |
| 00:15:37 |
Here we go! |
| 00:15:38 |
Wait, sharp right. |
| 00:15:39 |
Woo! I'm dizzy! |
| 00:15:41 |
Beep! We're here! |
| 00:15:46 |
Oh! I'm in this one. |
| 00:15:59 |
How long have you lived here? |
| 00:16:00 |
Nine months. |
| 00:16:01 |
How about you? |
| 00:16:03 |
Not nearly that long. About a year. |
| 00:16:05 |
Oh. Hey, |
| 00:16:08 |
Is he cute? |
| 00:16:09 |
He's really cute. |
| 00:16:10 |
Sure! |
| 00:16:12 |
It's so cold. |
| 00:16:20 |
Are you a magician? |
| 00:16:23 |
No, it always does that. |
| 00:16:24 |
Really? |
| 00:16:26 |
Sure. |
| 00:16:32 |
I love it! Wow! |
| 00:16:35 |
I got to see him. |
| 00:16:37 |
Virgil. |
| 00:16:40 |
Virgil's your dog? |
| 00:16:41 |
No, Virgil's not a dog. |
| 00:16:44 |
Oh, there he is. |
| 00:16:47 |
Oh, Virgil. |
| 00:16:48 |
It'll take 'em over |
| 00:16:51 |
He's the one to win the |
| 00:16:53 |
Oh, Virgil. I don't think you're |
| 00:16:56 |
Well, just a |
| 00:16:59 |
Baby, come |
| 00:17:02 |
Come here, baby. |
| 00:17:06 |
He's so cute. Virgil. |
| 00:17:09 |
Are we? |
| 00:17:11 |
Go back under there. |
| 00:17:16 |
What was that? |
| 00:17:17 |
He has a little gas problem. |
| 00:17:19 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:17:20 |
I got him from a turtle orphanage. |
| 00:17:22 |
Really? |
| 00:17:23 |
Not enough. |
| 00:17:25 |
I want to have my own |
| 00:17:27 |
And I want to dance in a Broadway play. |
| 00:17:29 |
That's nice. |
| 00:17:30 |
What's your dream? |
| 00:17:32 |
My dream is to marry the |
| 00:17:35 |
Who is he? |
| 00:17:41 |
I'll show you. |
| 00:17:43 |
Wait 'till you see him. |
| 00:17:47 |
Oh, that's |
| 00:17:50 |
Yeah. DVDs. |
| 00:17:57 |
At Superfly, our destinations are |
| 00:18:01 |
So come fly high with us. |
| 00:18:03 |
Isn't he dreamy? |
| 00:18:05 |
Yeah, he's cute. |
| 00:18:06 |
Can you help me land him? |
| 00:18:08 |
Of course you can land him. |
| 00:18:09 |
Really? |
| 00:18:10 |
I mean, you have beauty and looks. |
| 00:18:12 |
You can't lose. |
| 00:18:13 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:18:15 |
So, where are you dancing? I'd love to |
| 00:18:19 |
Oh, well, I'm kinda |
| 00:18:21 |
Oh, me too. |
| 00:18:23 |
Yeah, I got fired for typos. |
| 00:18:25 |
What are typos? |
| 00:18:27 |
I have no idea. |
| 00:18:29 |
I was working at a talent agency, |
| 00:18:31 |
you know, a receptionist and |
| 00:18:36 |
and I have to admit, I'm not |
| 00:18:40 |
Ah! Sh. |
| 00:18:47 |
I love White-O. |
| 00:18:49 |
Mr. Lean, there's something |
| 00:18:52 |
What, what, what? |
| 00:19:00 |
Oh, my-- |
| 00:19:03 |
Get out! Now! |
| 00:19:07 |
Well, |
| 00:19:09 |
I've been working on a little |
| 00:19:13 |
Oh, here. Sorry about that. |
| 00:19:17 |
Ta-ta-ra-ra. |
| 00:19:20 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 00:19:24 |
Ta-ra-ta. |
| 00:19:26 |
Oh! |
| 00:19:29 |
Ta-ta-ra-ra. |
| 00:19:33 |
Whew! |
| 00:19:35 |
I always do that. And then, |
| 00:19:38 |
Jeez. And then |
| 00:19:44 |
Oh! Ow! |
| 00:19:45 |
Wow! |
| 00:19:46 |
Ow! |
| 00:19:47 |
Oh! |
| 00:19:49 |
That's it. |
| 00:19:51 |
That's so good! |
| 00:19:52 |
Wow! My God, you're a |
| 00:19:57 |
You came up with all those |
| 00:19:59 |
Uh-huh. Well, |
| 00:20:01 |
You're really good. |
| 00:20:03 |
Thank you. Want to give it a try? |
| 00:20:05 |
Oh, God, no. That's a hard act to |
| 00:20:09 |
You can, I will talk you through it. |
| 00:20:12 |
Okay. |
| 00:20:14 |
I'll start the music again. |
| 00:20:15 |
Okay. Hey. |
| 00:20:17 |
Start with |
| 00:20:19 |
Oh, shit. Well, sorry. |
| 00:20:22 |
Okay. And a one, |
| 00:20:25 |
Flashdance! Flashdance! |
| 00:20:29 |
Now one, two, |
| 00:20:33 |
Kick it! |
| 00:20:37 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:20:38 |
Look at you. |
| 00:20:42 |
Big finish! |
| 00:20:44 |
Big finish? |
| 00:20:45 |
Okay, big finish. |
| 00:20:51 |
Jazz hands. |
| 00:20:53 |
Jazz hands. |
| 00:20:54 |
That's so good. |
| 00:20:57 |
You are a natural. |
| 00:20:58 |
"Natural", my ass. |
| 00:20:59 |
I didn't train in 8 years for that. |
| 00:21:01 |
A lot of good it did me. |
| 00:21:03 |
Because, how many jobs really ask you |
| 00:21:06 |
Were you a dancer? |
| 00:21:08 |
Gymnast. I tried out for the |
| 00:21:11 |
I placed 90th. |
| 00:21:12 |
What happened? |
| 00:21:14 |
Discovered boys. |
| 00:21:17 |
Because the guys really do |
| 00:21:19 |
so maybe it wasn't a total waste. |
| 00:21:21 |
A waste? With your talent, honey, you're |
| 00:21:25 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:21:27 |
At last! |
| 00:21:29 |
The first |
| 00:21:32 |
We do that by getting your first gig. |
| 00:21:34 |
Oh, look at this! |
| 00:21:36 |
"Looking for dancers |
| 00:21:39 |
That sounds like a nice family show. |
| 00:21:41 |
Yeah, with animals. |
| 00:21:43 |
Like Doctor Doolittle. |
| 00:21:44 |
Yeah. |
| 00:21:46 |
You're going for this audition |
| 00:21:49 |
With me, |
| 00:21:50 |
You think? |
| 00:21:52 |
You know what they say, "Great minds do." |
| 00:21:54 |
That's right. |
| 00:21:56 |
"Beaver Patch Lounge" that sounds |
| 00:22:00 |
Alright. |
| 00:22:04 |
While transporting an alleged perpetrator |
| 00:22:07 |
someone passed some very nasty gas. |
| 00:22:10 |
And you denied being the guilty party |
| 00:22:14 |
Agent Campbell, |
| 00:22:18 |
who cut the cheese? |
| 00:22:20 |
No. |
| 00:22:24 |
Ha! |
| 00:22:25 |
Damn! |
| 00:22:26 |
This machine is good. |
| 00:22:29 |
Alright, alright. It-- it's my turn now. |
| 00:22:33 |
Last fall, someone stole a donut, |
| 00:22:37 |
off of my desk. |
| 00:22:41 |
and they put it back. |
| 00:22:42 |
Was that in fact you, |
| 00:22:46 |
No. |
| 00:22:48 |
He, he. |
| 00:22:51 |
Aw. |
| 00:22:53 |
Okay, thi-- this machine |
| 00:22:57 |
Let's do one more round, |
| 00:23:00 |
five to one odds on this. |
| 00:23:02 |
Hey. |
| 00:23:03 |
I got a new job for you guys. |
| 00:23:04 |
What's up, |
| 00:23:06 |
Rimoli blew his cover |
| 00:23:09 |
He's running a joint called "The |
| 00:23:12 |
Until I can convince him to take on a new |
| 00:23:16 |
I want you two to shadow him. Make |
| 00:23:19 |
Leave it to us, boss. No one will get |
| 00:23:26 |
For the past several months |
| 00:23:28 |
somebody's been writing unflattering |
| 00:23:31 |
in the bathroom stalls. |
| 00:23:32 |
Really? |
| 00:23:33 |
Now, would that be you? |
| 00:23:35 |
Or you? |
| 00:23:36 |
Me? No. I-- I-- can assure you, sir, |
| 00:23:39 |
that we-- we would never do such a thing. |
| 00:23:41 |
We're professionals. |
| 00:23:43 |
I can assure you we would |
| 00:23:46 |
These machines, look, |
| 00:23:49 |
that-- that we're calibrating. |
| 00:23:51 |
Just get out of my sight |
| 00:23:52 |
before I hook up your family |
| 00:24:06 |
Damn. I don't believe it. |
| 00:24:18 |
That's a very tasty act you |
| 00:24:22 |
Thank you. |
| 00:24:31 |
What the hell are you doing? |
| 00:24:33 |
What am I doing? |
| 00:24:36 |
Is the audition over? |
| 00:24:37 |
No. Stay upside down. |
| 00:24:42 |
You interrupt my fun to show me my ad? |
| 00:24:45 |
You wrote this in the paper? You |
| 00:24:48 |
No shit. The name Louie Rimoli |
| 00:24:53 |
In powerful organizations |
| 00:24:54 |
it means "Kill with extreme prejudice." |
| 00:24:56 |
That was a long time ago. |
| 00:24:59 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:25:01 |
Louie, these people don't forget. |
| 00:25:04 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:25:08 |
Send in the next girl. |
| 00:25:27 |
You know I didn't join the Agency |
| 00:25:30 |
to protect the scum of the earth. |
| 00:25:32 |
Reformed scum of the earth. |
| 00:25:35 |
That's what the Witness Protection |
| 00:25:38 |
Look over there. |
| 00:25:40 |
Tell me what's reformed. |
| 00:25:42 |
We're here to protect Louie Rimoli. |
| 00:25:44 |
Can't judge a book by it's cover, |
| 00:25:46 |
This book should have been judged |
| 00:25:49 |
My mother was right. |
| 00:25:51 |
I should have been a bible salesman. |
| 00:25:56 |
What? |
| 00:25:58 |
Bibles. |
| 00:25:59 |
No way. |
| 00:26:00 |
Way. |
| 00:26:02 |
Well, whatever floats |
| 00:26:05 |
I thought you were a Buddhist. |
| 00:26:19 |
What are we doing here, Swan? We can get |
| 00:26:22 |
This is The Cat's job. |
| 00:26:23 |
Don't worry, Leo, You're gonna give |
| 00:26:27 |
We won't interfere, you know. |
| 00:26:29 |
Just wanna put a face to the |
| 00:26:32 |
Nobody knows what she looks like. |
| 00:26:35 |
Ah, that's why we're here. Okay? |
| 00:26:38 |
One of these women coming |
| 00:26:40 |
is the infamous Cat. |
| 00:26:43 |
You're next, doll face. |
| 00:26:57 |
Hi. |
| 00:26:59 |
Hi. |
| 00:27:00 |
We're here for the audition. |
| 00:27:03 |
Aren't we all. |
| 00:27:07 |
It amazes me the lengths people go |
| 00:27:11 |
I know. |
| 00:27:12 |
I like your shorts. |
| 00:27:14 |
Are those real nylon? |
| 00:27:18 |
Oh, excuse me, |
| 00:27:22 |
About? |
| 00:27:23 |
Yeah. |
| 00:27:26 |
Yeah. The plot. The driving |
| 00:27:32 |
Oh! Oh, |
| 00:27:34 |
Yeah, it's about producing |
| 00:27:36 |
Oh. |
| 00:27:39 |
It's a musical about architecture. |
| 00:27:41 |
That's unusual, right? |
| 00:27:43 |
No, not really. |
| 00:27:46 |
Producing. Cool! |
| 00:27:48 |
Mmm. |
| 00:27:56 |
So, uh, what've |
| 00:28:00 |
Surprise of a lifetime. |
| 00:28:02 |
Uh-huh? |
| 00:28:06 |
It's nice. |
| 00:28:09 |
You got another surprise for me? |
| 00:28:27 |
You like this? |
| 00:28:30 |
Oh! |
| 00:28:37 |
Ah! Just give uncle Louie a taste |
| 00:28:42 |
You know what? Time is money. |
| 00:28:50 |
Come on, show me what you got. |
| 00:28:53 |
There's an idea. |
| 00:29:03 |
The Godfather says goodbye. |
| 00:29:05 |
Can I help you girls |
| 00:29:07 |
Mr. Ravioli? |
| 00:29:09 |
Uh, no, he's inside. |
| 00:29:10 |
the Talent Manager. |
| 00:29:13 |
We're a new team. |
| 00:29:14 |
Together? |
| 00:29:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:29:16 |
Well that I would like to see. |
| 00:29:18 |
We're excited about producing |
| 00:29:21 |
Good one. |
| 00:29:22 |
Are you gonna watch us, too? |
| 00:29:25 |
It's tempting. |
| 00:29:27 |
but, uh, Louie prefers to do his |
| 00:29:29 |
but I'm sure he wouldn't object to |
| 00:29:33 |
Ha. |
| 00:29:47 |
Hi, Mr. Ravioli. I'm Dee and this |
| 00:29:51 |
We're here to audition |
| 00:29:55 |
No, no! Don't say a word. |
| 00:29:57 |
Just relax, sit there, have |
| 00:30:00 |
and enjoy the show. |
| 00:30:02 |
Ready Freddie? |
| 00:30:03 |
You're gonna like this. |
| 00:30:05 |
You're gonna like this. |
| 00:30:07 |
I think he's interested. |
| 00:30:08 |
I'm really good at reading people. |
| 00:30:10 |
Definitely. |
| 00:30:12 |
You ready, Dee? |
| 00:30:13 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:14 |
Six, seven, eight, |
| 00:30:15 |
One, two, three, four. |
| 00:30:17 |
Six, seven, eight. |
| 00:30:18 |
Sorry. |
| 00:30:22 |
Starfish! |
| 00:30:24 |
Starfish! |
| 00:30:28 |
Big finish! |
| 00:30:29 |
Oh, big finish. |
| 00:30:30 |
Big finish. |
| 00:30:32 |
Jazz hands! |
| 00:30:33 |
Mr. Ravioli. |
| 00:30:35 |
Oh! |
| 00:30:36 |
You killed him! |
| 00:30:37 |
I killed him? |
| 00:30:38 |
You threw a stick at him. |
| 00:30:39 |
Now he's never gonna give us a job. |
| 00:30:41 |
Oh my God, |
| 00:30:43 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:30:44 |
I know we didn't kill' |
| 00:30:46 |
maybe he had a heart attack from |
| 00:30:49 |
Give him the hammock remover. |
| 00:30:51 |
The hammock remover? |
| 00:30:53 |
Oh! |
| 00:30:56 |
Um, okay. |
| 00:31:00 |
Oh, oh! His piece of hair! |
| 00:31:04 |
Someone's here. |
| 00:31:07 |
Hey. |
| 00:31:08 |
I'll come back later. |
| 00:31:12 |
Wow, some guys get to |
| 00:31:16 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:31:20 |
Just leave him alone there. |
| 00:31:21 |
Let's leave discreetly. |
| 00:31:25 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:31:27 |
He's on fire! |
| 00:31:30 |
Oh! |
| 00:31:32 |
Oh, no! What have you done? |
| 00:31:33 |
Oh God! |
| 00:31:35 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:31:42 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:31:51 |
Them? |
| 00:31:52 |
No. |
| 00:31:54 |
The Cat works alone. Besides, |
| 00:31:58 |
A good assassin keeps a very low |
| 00:32:01 |
You'd better remember that. |
| 00:32:04 |
Help! Help! Somebody! Anybody! |
| 00:32:07 |
Murder! Help! |
| 00:32:10 |
Oh, crap! |
| 00:32:11 |
Then again. |
| 00:32:14 |
Come here! There's been a murder! |
| 00:32:18 |
Somebody help me! |
| 00:32:22 |
Louie's been murdered. |
| 00:32:30 |
I thought you said it |
| 00:32:32 |
That's just what she wants |
| 00:32:34 |
expecting to work alone, she brings |
| 00:32:37 |
instead of blending in, |
| 00:32:39 |
She's brilliant! |
| 00:32:41 |
The Godfather's gonna want this Cat, |
| 00:32:43 |
or kitties, if you will, to take |
| 00:32:49 |
I warned him, but |
| 00:32:51 |
I should've guessed they'd use The Cat. |
| 00:32:54 |
So you think this was the |
| 00:32:56 |
Oh yeah, |
| 00:32:58 |
They were professionals. |
| 00:33:00 |
They even invited me in |
| 00:33:02 |
Oh my God, I could've |
| 00:33:05 |
Now wait, |
| 00:33:08 |
Yeah, there were two of them. |
| 00:33:10 |
And we got them on the |
| 00:33:13 |
Good. Good. |
| 00:33:17 |
She's become brazen |
| 00:33:20 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 00:33:21 |
All things considered, |
| 00:33:23 |
I think the audition went really well. |
| 00:33:25 |
It did. |
| 00:33:26 |
It did. |
| 00:33:27 |
Well, what are we gonna do? |
| 00:33:29 |
Oh! |
| 00:33:30 |
Okay, we leave town. |
| 00:33:31 |
Let's get out of here. |
| 00:33:33 |
Pack whatever you can, |
| 00:33:34 |
let's get out of here. |
| 00:33:35 |
No, we're innocent. |
| 00:33:37 |
We're going to die. |
| 00:33:40 |
Someone's at the door. |
| 00:33:41 |
Oh! Okay. |
| 00:33:44 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:33:46 |
Grab something hard. |
| 00:33:48 |
We're not home right now. |
| 00:33:50 |
Leave a message after the beep. |
| 00:33:53 |
Here's the beep."Beep." |
| 00:33:55 |
Good one. |
| 00:33:57 |
Hello. Yeah. Oh my God. |
| 00:34:01 |
What? |
| 00:34:03 |
You know how they |
| 00:34:04 |
They burned his friggen |
| 00:34:06 |
What? |
| 00:34:08 |
They burned his friggen |
| 00:34:10 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:34:14 |
Hello, |
| 00:34:16 |
we're friends, ladies, uh, we're |
| 00:34:19 |
Oh, job. I could really use a job. |
| 00:34:21 |
So could I. |
| 00:34:27 |
May we come in? |
| 00:34:28 |
Sure. |
| 00:34:32 |
So we were thinking, oh. |
| 00:34:35 |
We work for Mr. Capella, uh, |
| 00:34:38 |
there's no need for violence. |
| 00:34:41 |
Oh! |
| 00:34:42 |
I'll be the judge of that. |
| 00:34:44 |
Are you guys agents? |
| 00:34:45 |
No, no, no, |
| 00:34:48 |
uh, we work for Mr. Capella, |
| 00:34:50 |
I think I've actually |
| 00:34:52 |
He runs a big firm, right? |
| 00:34:53 |
Yeah, that's it. |
| 00:34:55 |
A big firm, probably one of the biggest. |
| 00:34:59 |
So the rumors are true, you've |
| 00:35:01 |
Wow, you know, |
| 00:35:04 |
I just booked you in today. |
| 00:35:05 |
I know. |
| 00:35:07 |
We won't waste any of your time. Let's get |
| 00:35:11 |
We're listening. |
| 00:35:13 |
There's a guy. He lives in Niagara Falls. |
| 00:35:17 |
We want you to take him out. |
| 00:35:21 |
Take him out? |
| 00:35:23 |
I don't even know 'em. |
| 00:35:25 |
We're willing to pay big bucks. |
| 00:35:30 |
Wait a second. |
| 00:35:31 |
You're want me to take this guy |
| 00:35:34 |
Just take him out? |
| 00:35:38 |
250,000 dollars. |
| 00:35:41 |
Wow. Is that more? |
| 00:35:43 |
I think so. |
| 00:35:45 |
Half now and half when |
| 00:35:48 |
Why me? |
| 00:35:49 |
Why you? |
| 00:35:53 |
For that kind of money I'll take him out, |
| 00:35:57 |
I know you guys are great, |
| 00:35:58 |
but it's not that easy |
| 00:35:59 |
this guy's well protected. |
| 00:36:01 |
Ah, doting mom. Don't worry, |
| 00:36:04 |
Well, don't worry. I've taken out |
| 00:36:08 |
I've taken out doctors, |
| 00:36:11 |
musicians, |
| 00:36:14 |
and don't even get me started with the |
| 00:36:17 |
Oh, woo wee! |
| 00:36:19 |
High school? You were taking out |
| 00:36:22 |
Oh yeah, only the ones I liked. |
| 00:36:25 |
Wait, have you ever done any girls? |
| 00:36:26 |
Once. I just wanted to see |
| 00:36:29 |
Me, too. |
| 00:36:30 |
Really? |
| 00:36:33 |
Wait, we don't have to do this do we? |
| 00:36:35 |
Listen, I don't care what you do |
| 00:36:39 |
Well, when is he expecting us? |
| 00:36:42 |
He's not. But the sooner |
| 00:36:46 |
I think it fits into our schedule. |
| 00:36:48 |
Okay, we'll do it. |
| 00:36:49 |
Okay, deal. Alright, |
| 00:36:54 |
show of good faith. |
| 00:36:55 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:36:58 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:36:59 |
Pleasure doing business with you. |
| 00:37:01 |
It's American. |
| 00:37:02 |
Woo! Woo! |
| 00:37:04 |
We're going to Niagara Falls! |
| 00:37:06 |
Woo! |
| 00:37:26 |
How'd it go? |
| 00:37:27 |
Piece of cake. |
| 00:37:29 |
Couldn't bring yourself to turn |
| 00:37:32 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:37:34 |
Oh, come on. It's all over the street. |
| 00:37:36 |
You agreed to take out Mr. Wong |
| 00:37:39 |
You told me I'd get the next one. |
| 00:37:40 |
Wait, |
| 00:37:42 |
someone hired The Cat |
| 00:37:45 |
Like you don't know. |
| 00:37:48 |
The Godfather, for a quarter of a million. |
| 00:37:50 |
Well, well, well, |
| 00:37:53 |
someone finally decided to step |
| 00:37:56 |
Fatal mistake. |
| 00:37:59 |
Are you saying someone |
| 00:38:02 |
Someone's about to get scratched. Badly. |
| 00:38:06 |
I'm coming with you. |
| 00:38:07 |
Tell you what, |
| 00:38:09 |
you get to do the honors. |
| 00:38:12 |
I'm in. |
| 00:38:15 |
Have you seen these two women? |
| 00:38:16 |
Yeah, I remember 'em. |
| 00:38:18 |
Two dumb blondes, |
| 00:38:19 |
they came in early this morning. |
| 00:38:21 |
Amazing. |
| 00:38:23 |
Yeah, they bought a red Minicooper from |
| 00:38:26 |
Of course, |
| 00:38:29 |
Continue. |
| 00:38:31 |
That's it. They left their car, |
| 00:38:33 |
said they'd pick it up, |
| 00:38:34 |
when they returned from |
| 00:38:36 |
said they were gonna take out a Mr. Wong |
| 00:38:39 |
You'll never see them again. |
| 00:38:41 |
Hey, can I keep their car? |
| 00:38:43 |
No, I'm sorry, |
| 00:38:45 |
They'll probably use it to run over |
| 00:38:48 |
Can I get out of the rain now? |
| 00:38:51 |
Oh, please. |
| 00:38:52 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:54 |
Simply brilliant. |
| 00:38:56 |
They knew we'd have the train station |
| 00:38:59 |
But, we didn't. |
| 00:39:02 |
Well, we should have. |
| 00:39:04 |
Smart Mr. Wong. |
| 00:39:06 |
Looks like they're celebrating another |
| 00:39:10 |
Run up all available agents. |
| 00:39:28 |
Boss, we need to talk. |
| 00:39:30 |
So talk. |
| 00:39:34 |
Uh, |
| 00:39:36 |
We did like you said. We delivered |
| 00:39:38 |
And? |
| 00:39:41 |
She's not working alone anymore, boss, |
| 00:39:44 |
She's hired on another assassin. |
| 00:39:46 |
They torched Guido at The |
| 00:39:50 |
Burned his whole head off. |
| 00:39:53 |
They're bad to the bone, boss. |
| 00:39:54 |
Yeah, he's right, |
| 00:39:56 |
if we didn't stand our ground when |
| 00:39:59 |
we wouldn't be here now. |
| 00:40:00 |
They were drooling at the mouth. |
| 00:40:02 |
They were crazed with blood lust from |
| 00:40:05 |
They were gonna do some fancy high |
| 00:40:09 |
but we stared them right down their eyes. |
| 00:40:11 |
You would've been proud of us. |
| 00:40:13 |
Yeah, we looked death right in the |
| 00:40:17 |
It's right. They knew better than |
| 00:40:20 |
finely tuned killing machines. |
| 00:40:21 |
What? |
| 00:40:25 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:26 |
But The Cat knows better. |
| 00:40:28 |
Any self-respecting assassin works alone. |
| 00:40:31 |
No. |
| 00:40:32 |
Nope. |
| 00:40:33 |
She's got some cojones. |
| 00:40:36 |
You're telling me. |
| 00:40:38 |
Does she ever. |
| 00:40:39 |
Yeah, she looks good. |
| 00:40:42 |
Boss, what are cojones? |
| 00:40:44 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:45 |
Nuts. |
| 00:40:50 |
Tea bags? |
| 00:40:51 |
Oh, she's English. |
| 00:40:53 |
That don't match here. |
| 00:40:55 |
Nads. |
| 00:40:56 |
Nothing. |
| 00:40:57 |
She's got balls, |
| 00:40:59 |
Oh! |
| 00:41:01 |
Okay, yeah. |
| 00:41:03 |
So you're |
| 00:41:05 |
the number one assassin in the whole |
| 00:41:08 |
is a dude? |
| 00:41:10 |
Moron! Don't you know |
| 00:41:13 |
Yeah, of course. |
| 00:41:16 |
Sort of a man trapped in a woman's body? |
| 00:41:19 |
No. |
| 00:41:20 |
It's when a chick's got a dink. |
| 00:41:22 |
No, that's-- you're an idiot. |
| 00:41:24 |
No, it's not. |
| 00:41:25 |
Will you two pea brains knock it off? |
| 00:41:27 |
Boss, is this metaphor |
| 00:41:30 |
Never mind, |
| 00:41:32 |
This could be serious. |
| 00:41:43 |
Ah, the book. |
| 00:41:45 |
Ah, here it is. |
| 00:41:47 |
Chapter 9, |
| 00:41:51 |
"Under no circumstance |
| 00:41:54 |
"engage an apprentice for |
| 00:41:56 |
"without the express written permission, |
| 00:41:58 |
of the contractor of said hit." |
| 00:42:02 |
Right. You know, |
| 00:42:04 |
when they mention the contractor, |
| 00:42:05 |
they're talking about you. |
| 00:42:07 |
Don't you think I know |
| 00:42:10 |
There are reasons for rules, |
| 00:42:13 |
and the rules should not be broken. |
| 00:42:16 |
No. |
| 00:42:18 |
I'll have to send someone to make sure |
| 00:42:20 |
that things go according to planned. |
| 00:42:22 |
I want Wong wacked! |
| 00:42:24 |
Oh, you know, |
| 00:42:28 |
but, I get a bit of migraines when |
| 00:42:31 |
It's bad. He does. |
| 00:42:33 |
I got a couple of sick days coming. |
| 00:42:35 |
Where the hell did I find you two?! |
| 00:42:38 |
You're turning a couple |
| 00:42:40 |
you should calm down, you're blood |
| 00:42:43 |
I've got the solution. |
| 00:42:46 |
Since you two tough guys |
| 00:42:49 |
just finished telling me |
| 00:42:52 |
"Faced death" and stared |
| 00:42:56 |
you can have the job. |
| 00:42:59 |
You won't get a migraine driving. |
| 00:43:02 |
And you, can consider this |
| 00:43:06 |
your sick days, huh? |
| 00:43:09 |
Boss, I don't think it's a good idea |
| 00:43:11 |
Enough talk! |
| 00:43:13 |
I've spoken. |
| 00:43:15 |
And unless you two want |
| 00:43:18 |
No, no, no. We get it, boss. |
| 00:43:21 |
Swan and I'll follow 'em to Niagara Falls |
| 00:43:23 |
and make sure Wong is wacked |
| 00:43:26 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:27 |
So I guess we'll just-- |
| 00:43:29 |
Whew. That's disgusting! |
| 00:43:30 |
Sorry. |
| 00:43:32 |
You two keep a low profile. |
| 00:43:34 |
Remember Louie Rimoli was wacked |
| 00:43:37 |
of the Witness Protection Program. |
| 00:43:39 |
The Feds are gonna have their |
| 00:43:42 |
all over The Cat's scent. |
| 00:43:44 |
Yes, Godfather. |
| 00:43:45 |
Sir. |
| 00:43:48 |
You freaking imbeciles. |
| 00:43:50 |
I can see the headlines now. |
| 00:43:52 |
Louie the Lip, |
| 00:43:56 |
under the Witness Protection Program. |
| 00:43:59 |
You know what kind of putzes |
| 00:44:02 |
What's a putz? |
| 00:44:03 |
You're a putz, moron. |
| 00:44:05 |
I think it's redundant, sir. |
| 00:44:07 |
Aren't they mutually exclusive? |
| 00:44:09 |
Enough! |
| 00:44:10 |
Let's go over the facts. |
| 00:44:14 |
Okay. At least we have a lead |
| 00:44:16 |
we can start to turn around |
| 00:44:19 |
It's killers, sir. |
| 00:44:20 |
What? |
| 00:44:21 |
Killers. |
| 00:44:24 |
It's true, sir. |
| 00:44:25 |
Louie the Lip was indeed taken |
| 00:44:29 |
but it gets worse. |
| 00:44:30 |
Now, not only does she have a new MO |
| 00:44:32 |
but she has a new partner as well. |
| 00:44:34 |
Well, I think The Cat's |
| 00:44:38 |
I won't be long until |
| 00:44:41 |
Because you can't have |
| 00:44:44 |
You mean litter, sir. |
| 00:44:45 |
We're not after a litterbug, you idiot. |
| 00:44:48 |
Not garbage litter, we're |
| 00:44:52 |
Are you two geniuses mocking me? |
| 00:44:55 |
Because I'm getting a very bad vibe here. |
| 00:44:58 |
Now, maybe we're not on |
| 00:45:00 |
Maybe I should put you |
| 00:45:03 |
because you seem kind of |
| 00:45:05 |
Well, there, there is something else, sir. |
| 00:45:08 |
Yeah, well? |
| 00:45:09 |
Cat and her new partner |
| 00:45:12 |
to do another hit. |
| 00:45:13 |
Damn! We gotta stay |
| 00:45:15 |
Should we go after them? |
| 00:45:17 |
No. I want you to stay here and bust |
| 00:45:21 |
Of course I want you two |
| 00:45:23 |
You think I'll let them flatfoot |
| 00:45:27 |
Thunder, sir. |
| 00:45:29 |
First you mock me about litter, |
| 00:45:32 |
I should have you two shot. |
| 00:45:34 |
If you had us shot, it would be |
| 00:45:36 |
It's a figment of speech! You moron! |
| 00:45:40 |
Figure of speech, sir. |
| 00:45:42 |
Get out! |
| 00:45:44 |
Now! Just get The Cat |
| 00:45:46 |
and if you fail I suggest you |
| 00:45:49 |
Do you understand? |
| 00:45:54 |
I can't believe |
| 00:45:58 |
I can't either. |
| 00:45:59 |
Oh! Niagara Falls, |
| 00:46:02 |
Yeah! |
| 00:46:04 |
Where is it? |
| 00:46:05 |
I don't know. |
| 00:46:06 |
Oh, we'll find it. |
| 00:46:08 |
It can't be too far. |
| 00:46:25 |
I don't even see them, are we on |
| 00:46:27 |
There's only |
| 00:46:30 |
Alright. |
| 00:46:31 |
Did you ever have a dream, Leo? |
| 00:46:34 |
Yeah, it involves you, cement socks |
| 00:46:37 |
What? |
| 00:46:39 |
Well, I have a dream. |
| 00:46:41 |
Long time ago, when I clutched my |
| 00:46:46 |
it was a nickle, for |
| 00:46:48 |
You know how |
| 00:46:50 |
40? |
| 00:46:51 |
No, 7. |
| 00:46:52 |
47? |
| 00:46:53 |
No, just 7. |
| 00:46:54 |
Oh. |
| 00:46:56 |
Yeah, I was a skinny |
| 00:46:58 |
I had a big dream. I wanted |
| 00:47:02 |
A Don? |
| 00:47:03 |
Yeah. A Don. |
| 00:47:04 |
A Don's got it all. Respect, women, |
| 00:47:07 |
But your last name's Keith. |
| 00:47:09 |
So? |
| 00:47:10 |
So you'd be Don Keith |
| 00:47:12 |
Sounds like a donkey |
| 00:47:15 |
A friggen what? |
| 00:47:16 |
Your enemies would be shaking |
| 00:47:19 |
Here comes Don Keith. |
| 00:47:22 |
You'd be laughed outta town! |
| 00:47:25 |
Forget I mentioned it. |
| 00:47:26 |
No, that's classic. |
| 00:47:29 |
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! |
| 00:47:32 |
Alright! Shut up! |
| 00:47:34 |
You're distracting me, |
| 00:47:49 |
I gotta pee again. |
| 00:47:51 |
Me too. |
| 00:47:52 |
Keep up and don't |
| 00:47:56 |
Alright, Jeez. |
| 00:47:58 |
Hey, are we being followed? |
| 00:48:02 |
No. |
| 00:48:03 |
Okay. |
| 00:48:05 |
What do you think |
| 00:48:07 |
Chop our heads off |
| 00:48:08 |
and leave us in the desert. |
| 00:48:10 |
Why the desert? |
| 00:48:11 |
I saw it on CSI. |
| 00:48:13 |
Oh, I love that show. |
| 00:48:14 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:16 |
Did you see the one where they put |
| 00:48:19 |
What? |
| 00:48:20 |
It's the best one. |
| 00:48:21 |
I'd put you in dog food. |
| 00:48:23 |
What? |
| 00:48:24 |
Aw, never mind. |
| 00:48:25 |
Do you think they know |
| 00:48:28 |
Probably making sure they're not followed. |
| 00:48:30 |
Pure genius. |
| 00:48:33 |
Have you been |
| 00:48:35 |
No, I saw a movie with Marylin |
| 00:48:38 |
You'd better pull |
| 00:48:41 |
Why? |
| 00:48:42 |
Because I gotta take a leak. |
| 00:48:44 |
Come on, I just pulled over two |
| 00:48:48 |
Yeah, two hours ago, when |
| 00:48:56 |
Well, I'm not stopping. |
| 00:48:58 |
What am I supposed to do? |
| 00:49:00 |
Hold it. What do you think? |
| 00:49:01 |
Hold it? Yeah, |
| 00:49:05 |
but I think my bladder |
| 00:49:09 |
Ugh, you know, easy with the |
| 00:49:11 |
You're an adult, |
| 00:49:13 |
It's mind over matter. |
| 00:49:16 |
Well it ain't working. |
| 00:49:20 |
Hey, Gardenia, why don't you try |
| 00:49:24 |
Huh? Excuse me? |
| 00:49:25 |
Yeah, why don't you try |
| 00:49:28 |
Yes, have a nice, long conversation |
| 00:49:32 |
You know, you could reason with it |
| 00:49:36 |
Hey, Gardenia! |
| 00:49:38 |
Aren't you the Sigmund |
| 00:49:41 |
So that you would know, you know, |
| 00:49:44 |
so, like, if I were |
| 00:49:47 |
and I'm feeling like I'm about to explode |
| 00:49:50 |
Alright! Alright! |
| 00:49:53 |
Thank you. |
| 00:49:56 |
Just promise me you won't use |
| 00:49:59 |
The bladder voice? |
| 00:50:00 |
Yes! Yes! |
| 00:50:02 |
It scares me. |
| 00:50:05 |
I'm so glad we met. |
| 00:50:07 |
Me too. |
| 00:50:08 |
I'm so glad we have a job. |
| 00:50:10 |
Now we're-- |
| 00:50:12 |
Yeah, you're |
| 00:50:14 |
Just because |
| 00:50:18 |
I missed by |
| 00:50:21 |
What frequency is a sperm whale's mating |
| 00:50:25 |
47 megahertz, |
| 00:50:27 |
That was lucky. |
| 00:50:29 |
So I'm a genius. |
| 00:50:31 |
No, you're not |
| 00:50:34 |
Whatever. Okay, Leo. |
| 00:50:38 |
I'm not gonna lose |
| 00:50:43 |
I think we're |
| 00:50:45 |
You think you're |
| 00:50:47 |
How can I |
| 00:51:16 |
We're here! |
| 00:51:17 |
Oh, I can't wait |
| 00:51:23 |
Hm. |
| 00:51:25 |
Wait a second. |
| 00:51:27 |
This looks familiar. |
| 00:51:29 |
What? |
| 00:51:31 |
Maybe we should |
| 00:51:34 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 00:51:36 |
Oh! Good, |
| 00:51:38 |
Let's go. |
| 00:51:41 |
Hi there. |
| 00:51:42 |
Hi. |
| 00:51:43 |
Are you ladies staying here? |
| 00:51:45 |
Yeah, we're not checked in though. |
| 00:51:47 |
No problem, |
| 00:51:49 |
and may I ask you what |
| 00:51:52 |
Oh, that's Virgil. |
| 00:51:53 |
He's a turtle. |
| 00:51:55 |
Isn't he cute? |
| 00:51:57 |
I'm sorry we actually have a, |
| 00:52:00 |
Um. |
| 00:52:01 |
What? |
| 00:52:02 |
It's a back pack. |
| 00:52:04 |
Yeah, it's fake. |
| 00:52:09 |
Okay! Right this way. |
| 00:52:10 |
Thank you. |
| 00:52:12 |
I'll take these. |
| 00:52:16 |
Oh, excuse me. |
| 00:52:31 |
Hi. |
| 00:52:32 |
We'd like to get two rooms with one bed. |
| 00:52:34 |
No, wait. One room and two beds. |
| 00:52:37 |
That's right. |
| 00:52:38 |
It's called a suite, right? |
| 00:52:40 |
Well, we're pretty booked up. |
| 00:52:41 |
Let's check the computer. |
| 00:52:44 |
Aw. |
| 00:52:45 |
That was two beds? |
| 00:52:48 |
Oh, I'm sorry, |
| 00:52:51 |
We can just take |
| 00:52:54 |
How about a penthouse? |
| 00:52:56 |
There you go. |
| 00:52:59 |
Thank you. |
| 00:53:00 |
Thank you. |
| 00:53:01 |
Right this way, ladies. |
| 00:53:18 |
Excusie. |
| 00:53:22 |
Here we are, ladies. |
| 00:53:24 |
If there's anything else that |
| 00:53:26 |
Please don't hesitate to ask. |
| 00:53:28 |
Actually, there's something you could |
| 00:53:32 |
Work on your manners. |
| 00:53:41 |
No, that's not a good feeling. |
| 00:53:46 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:53:47 |
Uh, yeah, |
| 00:53:50 |
trying |
| 00:53:58 |
Wow. |
| 00:53:59 |
I wonder who's staying there. |
| 00:54:01 |
Wow. Probably the Shrink of Araby. |
| 00:54:03 |
Yeah, a Shrek. |
| 00:54:05 |
Shrek. |
| 00:54:06 |
Wow! |
| 00:54:10 |
Wow. Look! |
| 00:54:13 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:54:15 |
I'm so excited! |
| 00:54:18 |
Oh! There's a pool |
| 00:54:21 |
Oh, look at the fireplace. |
| 00:54:24 |
Wow, oh, my God! |
| 00:54:26 |
Wow. |
| 00:54:28 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 00:54:30 |
Oh my God, this must be our room. |
| 00:54:32 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:54:34 |
Wait. This is going to be so expensive. |
| 00:54:37 |
No. Remember they couldn't find us a suite |
| 00:54:41 |
Oh. |
| 00:54:43 |
Oh, I gotta feed Virgil. |
| 00:54:45 |
Poor little boy. |
| 00:54:47 |
Oh. |
| 00:54:52 |
No pesticides. |
| 00:54:58 |
Dee, come look at this! |
| 00:55:01 |
Come look at this. |
| 00:55:03 |
What? Oh my God! |
| 00:55:06 |
We're here! |
| 00:55:08 |
Whoopie! |
| 00:55:10 |
We're here! |
| 00:55:14 |
We're here! |
| 00:55:16 |
Oh, I can see the sky! |
| 00:55:19 |
I can see the Big Dipper! |
| 00:55:21 |
I can too! |
| 00:55:24 |
Let's get you ready, girlie. |
| 00:55:32 |
Only one way to accent the tushy. |
| 00:55:34 |
Okay. Oh, |
| 00:55:36 |
Guess. |
| 00:55:37 |
Uh, okay. |
| 00:55:38 |
No, Guess. |
| 00:55:40 |
Oh, I like this. |
| 00:55:42 |
Frankie B. |
| 00:55:44 |
They're Guess. |
| 00:55:45 |
Miss Sixty. |
| 00:55:46 |
These are Guess. |
| 00:55:49 |
Okay, okay, just give me a minute. |
| 00:55:52 |
Forget it. Hey, |
| 00:55:55 |
For your legs, |
| 00:55:57 |
Oh, highest heels. |
| 00:55:58 |
There are high, higher and highest heels. |
| 00:56:00 |
Try 'em on. |
| 00:56:02 |
I, uh, I didn't know you guys |
| 00:56:05 |
Uh, uh, the sandwiches |
| 00:56:08 |
and, uh, I, uh, |
| 00:56:12 |
Oh. |
| 00:56:14 |
I think this still fits you. |
| 00:56:17 |
Yeah, let me try. |
| 00:56:18 |
Arms up. |
| 00:56:19 |
Okay. |
| 00:56:22 |
I can do it. |
| 00:56:25 |
I love this clean air. |
| 00:56:29 |
Do you know where we look first? |
| 00:56:30 |
I won't have to. |
| 00:56:32 |
We locate Mr. Wong and we wait. |
| 00:56:34 |
When the hit goes down we |
| 00:56:36 |
and we carry out the job ourselves. |
| 00:56:38 |
Two dead, a lesson taught, The Cat, |
| 00:56:40 |
or I should say Kit? |
| 00:56:44 |
You go get us a room |
| 00:56:46 |
while I make my presence |
| 00:57:26 |
Why's everybody staring? |
| 00:57:28 |
It's a good thing, right? |
| 00:57:29 |
Yeah. |
| 00:57:31 |
You know what? |
| 00:57:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:57:35 |
Excuse me, Miss. |
| 00:57:37 |
I could use some lady luck. |
| 00:57:39 |
Would you mind throwing |
| 00:57:41 |
Oh, sure. |
| 00:57:43 |
Thanks. |
| 00:57:54 |
Thanks. |
| 00:57:55 |
Don't mention it. |
| 00:58:03 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:58:04 |
Hey, where's the information booth? |
| 00:58:06 |
It's, uh, right over there, Ma'am. |
| 00:58:08 |
Oh, thanks. |
| 00:58:13 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:58:17 |
Yes? Can I help you? |
| 00:58:19 |
Oh, I hope so. |
| 00:58:21 |
I'm trying to find Hang |
| 00:58:23 |
Brilliant. I would've thought Italian. |
| 00:58:26 |
Maybe. |
| 00:58:27 |
Have you heard of him? |
| 00:58:30 |
Hotel and casino. |
| 00:58:34 |
They're doing a Dancalicious here. |
| 00:58:37 |
That's Dee's favorite show. I must |
| 00:58:40 |
You're here to audition |
| 00:58:42 |
Oh, no, we're here to take him out. |
| 00:58:46 |
That'll be a date he'll never forget. |
| 00:58:48 |
I'm sure. |
| 00:58:51 |
You can find him at the casino restaurant. |
| 00:58:53 |
It's called the Tramonto. |
| 00:58:57 |
The Tramonto. |
| 00:58:59 |
Starts with a T. |
| 00:59:01 |
That's right. |
| 00:59:02 |
Thanks so much. |
| 00:59:04 |
Yeah? Sorry. |
| 00:59:11 |
Dee. |
| 00:59:12 |
Oh! Hi. |
| 00:59:13 |
I found Wong. |
| 00:59:15 |
He's at a restaurant |
| 00:59:17 |
That was easy. |
| 00:59:18 |
He owns the hotel. |
| 00:59:20 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:59:21 |
We need the money. No |
| 00:59:23 |
Okay, okay. |
| 00:59:24 |
Drinking's okay. |
| 00:59:26 |
I don't know how to gamble. |
| 00:59:28 |
We'll keep a low profile. |
| 00:59:29 |
We're here for one thing only, |
| 00:59:32 |
I'll be at Tramonto. |
| 00:59:34 |
There's a big sign that says Tramonto |
| 00:59:38 |
Okay, got it. |
| 00:59:39 |
Okay. |
| 00:59:55 |
Oh! |
| 00:59:56 |
Oh! |
| 01:00:02 |
Money plays? |
| 01:00:04 |
What? |
| 01:00:05 |
Money plays, Ma'am. |
| 01:00:06 |
Will you let the money play? |
| 01:00:08 |
Uh, I don't care. |
| 01:00:10 |
No more bets. |
| 01:00:15 |
Thirteen black. We have a winner. |
| 01:00:32 |
Would you like to let it ride, Ma'am? |
| 01:00:34 |
What? |
| 01:00:35 |
Would you like to let the money ride? |
| 01:00:38 |
Let the money ride? |
| 01:00:39 |
Um. |
| 01:00:40 |
Let it ride! |
| 01:00:42 |
Sure. |
| 01:00:43 |
All right, |
| 01:00:48 |
Tra, Tra, uh, |
| 01:00:53 |
Tramonto. |
| 01:00:55 |
Hello. |
| 01:00:57 |
Hello. Hm. |
| 01:01:04 |
Are you sure that's her? |
| 01:01:06 |
Without a doubt. |
| 01:01:08 |
I heard her partner tell a total stranger |
| 01:01:11 |
Almost bragging. |
| 01:01:14 |
She just walks in the front door. |
| 01:01:16 |
Either she's incredibly brave, |
| 01:01:19 |
or incredibly stupid. |
| 01:01:21 |
Come on, I want to watch her moves, |
| 01:01:23 |
and when she strikes, we pounce. |
| 01:01:33 |
Hello. |
| 01:01:35 |
Hi, I'm sorry, Miss Dee, |
| 01:01:39 |
There's a private party. |
| 01:01:41 |
Oh, for Mr. Wong? |
| 01:01:42 |
Are you with Mr. Wong's party? |
| 01:01:44 |
I plan to be. |
| 01:01:46 |
One moment. |
| 01:01:49 |
Thank you. |
| 01:01:56 |
Mm. |
| 01:02:06 |
Mr. Wong's assistant will be |
| 01:02:09 |
Don't say anything about his eye. |
| 01:02:11 |
Oh. Okay. |
| 01:02:13 |
What kind of candies are these? |
| 01:02:17 |
Candies? |
| 01:02:19 |
Those are rocks from the |
| 01:02:26 |
I hate sushi. Ugh. |
| 01:02:28 |
Oh! |
| 01:02:30 |
What is it? |
| 01:02:31 |
I don't know. |
| 01:02:35 |
We have a new casino record! |
| 01:02:40 |
This is the most fun I've had with |
| 01:02:44 |
What's your bet, Ma'am? |
| 01:02:45 |
You know, I think I'll just let it ride! |
| 01:02:53 |
Hello. |
| 01:02:54 |
Are you introduced to Mr. Wong? |
| 01:02:56 |
Yes, um, you must be Mr. Wong's pirate. |
| 01:02:58 |
I mean, |
| 01:03:01 |
Come with me. |
| 01:03:02 |
Where are you taking me? |
| 01:03:03 |
To have a little talk. |
| 01:03:05 |
How could she know? I can even |
| 01:03:08 |
Do you think they're on to us? |
| 01:03:10 |
No. Nobody's that good unless |
| 01:03:13 |
Cat. |
| 01:03:23 |
The lady's room? |
| 01:03:28 |
You are not supposed to |
| 01:03:30 |
Neither are you. |
| 01:03:31 |
What? |
| 01:03:35 |
Why are you here? |
| 01:03:37 |
Well, I'm here to see, |
| 01:03:41 |
Mr. Wong is busy. |
| 01:03:44 |
I just saw him sitting at a table, |
| 01:03:48 |
Who are you? |
| 01:03:50 |
My name is Dee. |
| 01:03:52 |
What's your name? |
| 01:03:53 |
Wun Eye. |
| 01:03:54 |
But my friends call me Eye. |
| 01:03:57 |
Ay, ay, ay. |
| 01:03:59 |
Well, I hope you and, |
| 01:04:04 |
You and, I. |
| 01:04:06 |
Well, we can get better acquainted. |
| 01:04:09 |
Okay. Oh! |
| 01:04:12 |
Gosh, you know, you should treat me |
| 01:04:15 |
Okay, you're clean. |
| 01:04:17 |
Oh, okay, well. |
| 01:04:19 |
Once in the morning, |
| 01:04:21 |
Is Mr. Wong expecting you? |
| 01:04:23 |
No, it gonna be a pleasant surprise. |
| 01:04:26 |
Look, oh shoot, |
| 01:04:29 |
Mr. Capellini hired me to take |
| 01:04:35 |
That's a good one. Alright, you |
| 01:04:39 |
You don't think I'm good enough for him? |
| 01:04:41 |
Sure. You just have to wait in line. |
| 01:04:43 |
Oh, so he's quite the lady killer, huh? |
| 01:04:45 |
Oh, yeah. He's a killer. |
| 01:04:48 |
Come on, let's go with |
| 01:04:51 |
You couldn't have come at a better time. |
| 01:04:53 |
She's good, |
| 01:04:55 |
Sweet talk your way in and then strike. |
| 01:04:58 |
Excellent. |
| 01:04:59 |
Too bad I have to kill her. |
| 01:05:03 |
I have a friend, she |
| 01:05:06 |
She's a really cute blonde. Could you keep |
| 01:05:09 |
Oops. Sorry. Um, |
| 01:05:10 |
I forgot my purse in the bathroom. |
| 01:05:12 |
No. No. Stay here. I'll get it. |
| 01:05:16 |
Okay. Hey, do you have a breath mint? |
| 01:05:18 |
I have a little bad breath. |
| 01:05:19 |
Don't want to meet him like that. |
| 01:05:21 |
No. |
| 01:05:22 |
But I have a breath spray. |
| 01:05:24 |
Oh, that's good, |
| 01:05:26 |
Stay right here. |
| 01:05:29 |
Okay. |
| 01:05:32 |
Sure. |
| 01:05:33 |
Oh! |
| 01:05:38 |
It's that one-eyed guy. |
| 01:05:44 |
Thank you. |
| 01:05:46 |
Thanks. |
| 01:05:48 |
Thanks, guys. |
| 01:05:50 |
Wow! |
| 01:05:52 |
As you are fully aware, I do not |
| 01:05:55 |
I work for no one. |
| 01:05:58 |
Yeah. We know. |
| 01:06:00 |
Mr. Capella just wanted us |
| 01:06:02 |
one last time. |
| 01:06:04 |
One last time? |
| 01:06:06 |
Yeah. |
| 01:06:10 |
Is that a threat, Mr. Swan? |
| 01:06:13 |
I don't know. |
| 01:06:14 |
Hugo and I don't take |
| 01:06:18 |
Whew. |
| 01:06:24 |
It's going down. |
| 01:06:27 |
It's breath spray. |
| 01:06:29 |
What? |
| 01:06:30 |
Breath spray. |
| 01:06:31 |
It's not a gun? |
| 01:06:32 |
Ah. Okay. Okay. |
| 01:06:35 |
Holy mackerel, I thought I |
| 01:06:39 |
I got astigmatism I can't |
| 01:06:42 |
I know. |
| 01:06:43 |
So, sorry. |
| 01:07:00 |
Now he knows it's not polite to interrupt |
| 01:07:06 |
Hm. |
| 01:07:08 |
No obvious weapons. |
| 01:07:10 |
She's better than I thought. |
| 01:07:15 |
My turn? |
| 01:07:17 |
You'll get your turn. |
| 01:07:23 |
Hello. |
| 01:07:24 |
Hello. |
| 01:07:25 |
Do you three know each other? |
| 01:07:28 |
Nope, never seen her before. |
| 01:07:30 |
Who is she? |
| 01:07:31 |
Yeah. These are the guys |
| 01:07:33 |
to, uh, just show you a good time. |
| 01:07:38 |
Sorry. |
| 01:07:39 |
Oh, so you must be Mr. Wong. |
| 01:07:41 |
Yes, I am Hang Wong. |
| 01:07:44 |
Ouch! |
| 01:07:47 |
Please, sit down and join us. |
| 01:07:49 |
Now, this method I prefer much more. |
| 01:07:53 |
Friends in Hong Kong give |
| 01:07:56 |
You are learning. |
| 01:08:01 |
Cheers. |
| 01:08:02 |
Cheers. I'm glad we're all |
| 01:08:05 |
Ah! |
| 01:08:11 |
So, you are a professional girl? |
| 01:08:14 |
Oh, yeah, I'm a professional. |
| 01:08:16 |
What is your, |
| 01:08:18 |
If you don't mind me asking. |
| 01:08:20 |
My specialty? |
| 01:08:22 |
I'm a really good dancer, |
| 01:08:25 |
and I wanna dance on Broadway! |
| 01:08:27 |
Oh! Haya, holy! |
| 01:08:31 |
Is that so? |
| 01:08:33 |
Well maybe you'll be interested in my |
| 01:08:38 |
Dancalicious? |
| 01:08:39 |
You produce Dancalicious? |
| 01:08:41 |
I have my hands involved |
| 01:08:44 |
as I'm sure Mr. |
| 01:08:47 |
I, uh |
| 01:08:50 |
My God! |
| 01:08:52 |
You know, |
| 01:08:53 |
I know every word and I know every lyric. |
| 01:08:56 |
There's a six o'clock |
| 01:08:57 |
Perhaps you could join me. |
| 01:08:59 |
There is? How are we gonna |
| 01:09:01 |
I mean, that show must be sold out for |
| 01:09:04 |
No problem, |
| 01:09:07 |
Where did Eye disappear to? |
| 01:09:09 |
Well you're right there. |
| 01:09:11 |
Not me, Eye. |
| 01:09:13 |
Well, I don't know if it's proper English, |
| 01:09:15 |
but, um, you're still sitting right there. |
| 01:09:17 |
Hugo. Find him. |
| 01:09:21 |
Okay. |
| 01:09:22 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:09:23 |
Go. |
| 01:09:24 |
You just told me to go get him. |
| 01:09:26 |
No, I said Hugo. |
| 01:09:29 |
Right. |
| 01:09:30 |
No, no, no. Sit! |
| 01:09:33 |
Um, you just told me |
| 01:09:35 |
No, not "You go", Hugo. |
| 01:09:39 |
Do you want me to stay |
| 01:09:42 |
I want you to stay. |
| 01:09:45 |
Eye! Are you here? |
| 01:10:01 |
Who are you? |
| 01:10:02 |
The last pretty face you'll ever see. |
| 01:10:04 |
Meow! |
| 01:10:06 |
Agh! |
| 01:10:22 |
Not bad. |
| 01:10:25 |
Anyway, let's go talk strategy. |
| 01:10:31 |
We have a little time. Would you like |
| 01:10:34 |
Is that what |
| 01:10:38 |
You can ride my dinghy. |
| 01:10:41 |
I have to go to the bathroom. |
| 01:10:43 |
I'm gonna freshen up. |
| 01:10:45 |
Oh, I got blood on my stole. |
| 01:10:52 |
I have a feeling tonight will |
| 01:10:56 |
Oh! Sorry. |
| 01:10:59 |
There you are. |
| 01:11:00 |
I was wondering who left that. |
| 01:11:02 |
I think I'm a little |
| 01:11:05 |
Hot date? |
| 01:11:06 |
Well, kinda. |
| 01:11:09 |
But I think Mr. |
| 01:11:11 |
You know you should be careful on dates. |
| 01:11:13 |
A guy might already belong |
| 01:11:16 |
Somebody who might get upset |
| 01:11:18 |
if they feel their territory |
| 01:11:20 |
You think he might have a girlfriend? |
| 01:11:22 |
Something like that. |
| 01:11:25 |
Or maybe something worse. |
| 01:11:30 |
Jeez, everybody's |
| 01:11:33 |
Well, it's a good thing I'm almost |
| 01:11:36 |
It'll be through soon. |
| 01:11:38 |
Maybe you're through now. |
| 01:11:48 |
She's the luckiest bitch that ever lived. |
| 01:11:50 |
God, I want her now. |
| 01:11:53 |
Why didn't she kill 'em? She |
| 01:11:56 |
She's toying with 'em, waiting |
| 01:11:59 |
She's good, |
| 01:12:01 |
Yeah, but she seemed so sincere, |
| 01:12:04 |
You don't think maybe we |
| 01:12:08 |
Nah. |
| 01:12:13 |
Come on, Kit. |
| 01:12:24 |
Oh, hello. |
| 01:12:25 |
Hello, shall we? |
| 01:12:27 |
Sure. |
| 01:12:28 |
Can we check on my friend |
| 01:12:30 |
Of course |
| 01:12:34 |
Shut up. |
| 01:12:35 |
Whoa. |
| 01:12:38 |
Blood. |
| 01:12:39 |
Who's blood? |
| 01:12:41 |
I don't know. |
| 01:12:42 |
It's going into the women's bathroom? |
| 01:12:44 |
Hello? |
| 01:12:47 |
Hey, you guys? |
| 01:13:08 |
She's gosh darn Charles Manson. |
| 01:13:12 |
But she's not after us, right? |
| 01:13:15 |
The hell with it, |
| 01:13:16 |
Out of the bathroom? |
| 01:13:17 |
No, out of the country! |
| 01:13:19 |
Well, uh, but we're we gonna go? |
| 01:13:21 |
I don't know. |
| 01:13:23 |
Cuba! Yeah, Castro will take care of us. |
| 01:13:38 |
Oh, there she is! |
| 01:13:39 |
Dee, hi! |
| 01:13:41 |
Oh, hi, |
| 01:13:42 |
Hello. |
| 01:13:43 |
You'll never |
| 01:13:46 |
I won. |
| 01:13:47 |
Won what? |
| 01:13:48 |
About five pounds. |
| 01:13:50 |
A million dollars worth of chips. |
| 01:13:52 |
My God, |
| 01:13:54 |
I know, |
| 01:13:56 |
That's so cool! |
| 01:13:57 |
Have fun. |
| 01:13:59 |
Bye. |
| 01:14:01 |
Gosh, I hope she's hungry. |
| 01:14:03 |
Would she like to join us? |
| 01:14:05 |
Hello, Mr. Wong. |
| 01:14:06 |
Meow. Hiss. |
| 01:14:11 |
Shall we, uh, |
| 01:14:13 |
Oh, sure. |
| 01:14:18 |
I don't know how we're gonna find |
| 01:14:21 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:14:23 |
on every hot spot in |
| 01:14:25 |
If they're here, |
| 01:14:26 |
You're damn right. |
| 01:14:29 |
Yeah, they checked in a |
| 01:14:32 |
Really? |
| 01:14:34 |
Yeah, I wouldn't |
| 01:14:36 |
um, she assaulted me. |
| 01:14:37 |
You know, |
| 01:14:39 |
I just saw one of them, they're in the |
| 01:14:42 |
All units report to |
| 01:14:44 |
A suspect has been spotted in the hotel. |
| 01:14:46 |
I repeat. A blonde has been spotted. |
| 01:14:48 |
Approach with extreme caution. |
| 01:14:53 |
Show me where. |
| 01:15:00 |
Are they dangerous? |
| 01:15:09 |
This looks like trouble. |
| 01:15:10 |
I gotta go |
| 01:15:15 |
Well, she was just here. |
| 01:15:19 |
Uh, I think I saw the other blonde |
| 01:15:23 |
Mr. Wong? |
| 01:15:24 |
Yeah, he owns the hotel. |
| 01:15:26 |
Yes, I know who he is. Where? |
| 01:15:27 |
I think I saw him go that way. |
| 01:15:30 |
All units, we're heading for the |
| 01:15:33 |
There goes that job. |
| 01:15:44 |
God! You're that guy in |
| 01:15:49 |
My friend loves you! |
| 01:15:50 |
I knew it. |
| 01:15:51 |
Hey, you! |
| 01:15:53 |
What? What?! |
| 01:15:54 |
You're coming with me. Come here. |
| 01:15:57 |
Dawn really loves him, I gotta |
| 01:16:01 |
This way! |
| 01:16:07 |
Show time. |
| 01:16:13 |
Oh, excuse me. |
| 01:16:15 |
Oh my God! |
| 01:16:16 |
It's you. |
| 01:16:18 |
Yeah. |
| 01:16:19 |
You're the love of my life. |
| 01:16:20 |
That's very sweet-- Wait a second. |
| 01:16:25 |
2001, |
| 01:16:27 |
Yes, I was an extra. |
| 01:16:29 |
Yeah, I looked for you after my close up. |
| 01:16:31 |
I couldn't find you. |
| 01:16:32 |
You did? |
| 01:16:33 |
Oh my God. |
| 01:16:35 |
Oh my God. |
| 01:16:36 |
Oh my God. |
| 01:16:38 |
I'm trying to find my friend. |
| 01:16:40 |
Did you see her? |
| 01:16:42 |
The cops chased her through that door. |
| 01:16:44 |
She did? Okay. |
| 01:16:45 |
Is there anything--? |
| 01:16:47 |
Yeah, can you hold this for me? |
| 01:16:48 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 01:16:50 |
there's a million dollars in |
| 01:16:52 |
These shoes are really |
| 01:16:55 |
Thank you so much. Thank you. |
| 01:16:59 |
I love you. |
| 01:17:01 |
Yeah. Uh, |
| 01:17:04 |
Dee! I mean, Dawn. |
| 01:17:07 |
Bye! |
| 01:17:09 |
An autograph, |
| 01:17:10 |
Uh, yeah. Right. |
| 01:17:18 |
Come on. Go. |
| 01:17:19 |
Oh! |
| 01:17:25 |
Oh God! |
| 01:17:26 |
Where does this elevator go? |
| 01:17:28 |
It only goes down. |
| 01:17:29 |
We'll take the stairs. |
| 01:17:49 |
Um, put that in my room. |
| 01:17:51 |
Ladies, I love you. I love you. |
| 01:17:54 |
No, don't go! |
| 01:17:56 |
Why are the police after you? |
| 01:17:58 |
I don't know if they're |
| 01:17:59 |
Many people are trying |
| 01:18:01 |
They can be killers in disguise. |
| 01:18:03 |
If they're cops, they can |
| 01:18:10 |
All units. I'm in pursuit of a blonde |
| 01:18:13 |
I want all air, land and sea |
| 01:18:17 |
Have my helicopter pick me up |
| 01:19:19 |
Come on. |
| 01:19:22 |
Everyone! We're in the wharf. |
| 01:19:26 |
Open up! |
| 01:19:28 |
Get me a helicopter. |
| 01:19:33 |
Go! Go! |
| 01:19:44 |
Oh, Jesus, |
| 01:19:46 |
We're taking a little trip. |
| 01:19:48 |
I didn't pack. |
| 01:19:49 |
You won't need anything. |
| 01:19:51 |
We going to Tahiti? |
| 01:19:52 |
Six feet under. |
| 01:19:54 |
Australia? I've never been there. |
| 01:19:56 |
Shut up, |
| 01:19:57 |
If you talk to me like that I'm not |
| 01:20:00 |
You won't have a choice |
| 01:20:03 |
Is that real? |
| 01:20:04 |
What? |
| 01:20:05 |
Is that real? |
| 01:20:07 |
Yes! With real bullets. Now move! |
| 01:20:08 |
All right! |
| 01:20:10 |
Okay. Action. Go. |
| 01:20:11 |
Rolling? |
| 01:20:13 |
It's been one year of planning and it |
| 01:20:16 |
Okay, no smiling, |
| 01:20:18 |
I'm being serious. |
| 01:20:20 |
I know, but don't smile, eh. |
| 01:20:21 |
It's been one year of planning |
| 01:20:23 |
and it all comes down |
| 01:20:25 |
I plan to sneak over-- |
| 01:20:26 |
Help! Help! |
| 01:20:28 |
I must find the yacht. My friend's |
| 01:20:30 |
How do I get to that yacht? |
| 01:20:32 |
The fastest way is probably |
| 01:20:34 |
That boat there? |
| 01:20:35 |
Yeah, we're making web history-- |
| 01:20:37 |
Do you mind? |
| 01:20:39 |
We're filming Crime of Mr. Wong. |
| 01:20:41 |
I will sneak over that yacht, I'll climb |
| 01:20:45 |
Oh, what-- what's she-- |
| 01:20:47 |
Hey, no! |
| 01:20:49 |
She's kinda hot. |
| 01:20:51 |
No, wait! |
| 01:20:54 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 01:20:57 |
Hey! |
| 01:20:58 |
I'm sorry. I have to save my friend. |
| 01:21:02 |
I'll bring her back, I promise! |
| 01:21:04 |
Keep it rolling. |
| 01:21:09 |
Trim down on the motor |
| 01:21:15 |
Come on. |
| 01:21:16 |
Oh. |
| 01:21:17 |
It's-- Viagra! |
| 01:21:18 |
What? |
| 01:21:19 |
I know what that is. |
| 01:21:20 |
What? |
| 01:21:22 |
You think you'll use that |
| 01:21:24 |
you might as well shoot me now. |
| 01:21:26 |
I'm not gonna ride your dinghy. |
| 01:21:28 |
What? |
| 01:21:29 |
It's Viagara. |
| 01:21:30 |
It's my uncle's name. |
| 01:21:33 |
I'm not gonna ride your dinghy when |
| 01:21:36 |
You shut your mouth, I promise |
| 01:21:39 |
Go, Go. Go. |
| 01:21:40 |
Call my lawyer. |
| 01:21:41 |
Where is she going? |
| 01:21:42 |
Back to the casino, we're |
| 01:21:45 |
Go! We're heading |
| 01:21:47 |
Move. Move. Move. |
| 01:21:56 |
Hey! Dawn! Dee! |
| 01:21:59 |
I mean, Dawn! |
| 01:22:29 |
Let me take the wheel. |
| 01:22:38 |
Keys. |
| 01:22:40 |
Easy Ma'am. |
| 01:22:41 |
The keys! |
| 01:22:43 |
She's all yours. |
| 01:22:48 |
Untie us. |
| 01:22:52 |
Bon voyage! |
| 01:23:00 |
There it is. |
| 01:23:05 |
You're crazy. |
| 01:23:06 |
Take a seat, sweetheart. |
| 01:23:13 |
Let's move it. Come on, |
| 01:23:27 |
There she is. She's got |
| 01:23:32 |
That bitch! She thinks she's gonna |
| 01:23:35 |
Should I kill her first? |
| 01:23:40 |
Let me do it. |
| 01:23:42 |
You've already had your kill today. |
| 01:23:51 |
Who the hell are they? |
| 01:23:54 |
I don't know. |
| 01:23:56 |
But it looks like they're chasing, |
| 01:23:59 |
that boat! |
| 01:24:04 |
This is Agent Gardenia. |
| 01:24:05 |
I want all available river patrol craft |
| 01:24:08 |
to intercept Hang Wong's speedboat |
| 01:24:12 |
We're headed downriver |
| 01:24:15 |
Ha, ha. I love this. Like Nam. |
| 01:24:23 |
What are you gonna do when |
| 01:24:25 |
I don't know. |
| 01:24:28 |
I don't know. Some rich guy gave us |
| 01:24:30 |
to go to Niagara and |
| 01:24:33 |
What? Take Wong out? |
| 01:24:36 |
Yeah, just take him out to have |
| 01:24:43 |
Whose following us? |
| 01:24:46 |
They're shooting at us. |
| 01:24:47 |
Get down! |
| 01:24:49 |
What the hell? |
| 01:24:50 |
Hey, take a position. |
| 01:24:52 |
Oh! That's my friend Dawn. |
| 01:24:54 |
Hey, do you know |
| 01:24:57 |
I was in a hot tub once. |
| 01:24:58 |
Then maybe you'd better |
| 01:25:00 |
Don't shoot Dawn! |
| 01:25:02 |
Hey, it's the blonde. |
| 01:25:04 |
One of them. Wong must be on to them. |
| 01:25:07 |
There should be a flare gun. |
| 01:25:10 |
Intercept the speedboat |
| 01:25:12 |
with two dark haired women in |
| 01:25:15 |
I got it. |
| 01:25:16 |
Okay. |
| 01:25:18 |
Oh my God! |
| 01:25:20 |
All units. All units. |
| 01:25:23 |
They shot my dream guy! |
| 01:25:28 |
Buzz the one with a weapon. |
| 01:25:31 |
Whoa! |
| 01:25:42 |
Drop your weapons, ladies. |
| 01:25:57 |
God I hope this works. |
| 01:26:02 |
I don't know what the hell's going on. |
| 01:26:12 |
Can you say something, please? |
| 01:26:19 |
Patch me into the P.A. |
| 01:26:29 |
Stop that boat now. Lie it down. Stop. |
| 01:26:37 |
This is Agent Gardenia, Wong. |
| 01:26:39 |
Give it up. Drop your weapons and |
| 01:26:43 |
And with what am I charged? |
| 01:26:45 |
Oh, where do I start, Wong? |
| 01:26:48 |
And be warned, that blonde that you're |
| 01:26:53 |
Yes, she says she was gonna |
| 01:26:55 |
All units. |
| 01:26:59 |
Take everybody into custody, |
| 01:27:01 |
we'll sort it out back at the River |
| 01:27:06 |
I can't wait to see this report. |
| 01:27:08 |
Let's head back to the casino. |
| 01:27:16 |
You know, I was just trying to show |
| 01:27:18 |
I can't remember when |
| 01:27:21 |
I had some fun. |
| 01:27:22 |
Look at the camera, people. |
| 01:27:36 |
Alright. Let's go over this. |
| 01:27:38 |
The two blondes were Kit and Cat. |
| 01:27:42 |
The dark haired girl |
| 01:27:45 |
So we can arrest her. |
| 01:27:47 |
And Wong kidnapped Cat. |
| 01:27:50 |
Can we arrest him for that? |
| 01:27:53 |
I'm not sure. |
| 01:27:55 |
Let's go over it again. |
| 01:27:57 |
So-- |
| 01:27:58 |
It's cold. |
| 01:28:00 |
Dee! Oh my God, |
| 01:28:03 |
God, you really love me. |
| 01:28:07 |
Mwah! |
| 01:28:08 |
Oh, Dee. |
| 01:28:11 |
Ken. |
| 01:28:13 |
I'm Ken. |
| 01:28:19 |
I don't understand. Don't |
| 01:28:22 |
You can't arrest me. |
| 01:28:26 |
Did he just say he was |
| 01:28:29 |
Yeah, he's Wong. |
| 01:28:32 |
So, you're a Navy Seal, huh? |
| 01:28:34 |
Uh, was. |
| 01:28:36 |
Navy Seal doesn't sound very scary. |
| 01:28:38 |
Maybe Navy Shark or Navy Lion. |
| 01:28:41 |
I'll let them know. |
| 01:28:42 |
Thanks. |
| 01:28:45 |
When you save someone's life, |
| 01:28:48 |
It sounds good to me. |
| 01:28:51 |
Dawn tells me you're a |
| 01:28:54 |
Well, I try. |
| 01:28:56 |
A couple of our dancers are |
| 01:28:58 |
for next week's performance. |
| 01:29:00 |
How would you like to be |
| 01:29:02 |
Oh my God, |
| 01:29:04 |
Oh my-- I'd love to. Only if Dawn |
| 01:29:06 |
I think that can |
| 01:29:09 |
Oh, my God! We got a job! |
| 01:29:12 |
Let's arrest them all. |
| 01:29:14 |
Alright everybody, |
| 01:29:17 |
Officers, I want you |
| 01:29:19 |
This is the infamous Cat and her protêgêe. |
| 01:29:22 |
Oh yeah, I've been following |
| 01:29:25 |
They're wanted for a string of murders |
| 01:29:29 |
No, you idiot! It's me! |
| 01:29:30 |
You've been waiting |
| 01:29:33 |
I'm the one responsible for killing |
| 01:29:36 |
I'm the criminal mastermind! |
| 01:29:38 |
I did the Lone Shark with a piano wire. |
| 01:29:40 |
I snapped Louie Rimoli's neck. |
| 01:29:42 |
I-- I'm responsible for blowing up the |
| 01:29:45 |
with putting the explosives in |
| 01:29:48 |
Me! Me! Not these two idiots. |
| 01:29:50 |
I want my credit, |
| 01:29:54 |
She knows about the piano |
| 01:29:58 |
P'tê? |
| 01:30:00 |
Arrest that woman! |
| 01:30:02 |
Finally, |
| 01:30:07 |
Well, |
| 01:30:08 |
I guess I'm free to go? |
| 01:30:10 |
Oh, wrong-o wungy. |
| 01:30:12 |
You've been charged with kidnapping this |
| 01:30:16 |
Cuff 'em! |
| 01:30:18 |
What? Wait! |
| 01:30:21 |
These girls are innocent. |
| 01:30:23 |
Free to go, ladies. |
| 01:30:27 |
Oh, shoot. |
| 01:30:30 |
I knew it all along. They were |
| 01:30:32 |
Anybody can see that. |
| 01:30:34 |
So what do we do now? |
| 01:30:36 |
Spend a million dollars. |
| 01:30:37 |
Oh my God! |
| 01:30:42 |
Dream man. |
| 01:30:43 |
Mmm. |
| 01:30:45 |
Oh, Virgil. |
| 01:30:53 |
Why were you taking |
| 01:30:55 |
Well, Dawn, |
| 01:30:57 |
um, flying is safer than |
| 01:31:00 |
For you, |
| 01:31:02 |
Hi, guys. |
| 01:31:04 |
Hey, you all little chitlands. Hi! |
| 01:31:05 |
Hi. |
| 01:31:07 |
Welcome to Dee and Dawn's |
| 01:31:08 |
Famous Turtle Sanctuary. |
| 01:31:10 |
One day we'll have a lot of these turtles. |
| 01:31:12 |
We're gonna rescue them, |
| 01:31:14 |
and they'll be able to run free |
| 01:31:16 |
Um, this is Virgil. |
| 01:31:18 |
It's Virgil. Yes. |
| 01:31:19 |
He's my friend. |
| 01:31:20 |
And Virgil does a lot of |
| 01:31:23 |
Right. Yeah. |
| 01:31:27 |
Come on, Virgil. |
| 01:31:29 |
Wow, look at him. |
| 01:31:31 |
He likes you guys. |
| 01:31:34 |
We only have one now, but we're gonna |
| 01:31:39 |
Now, turtles can teach us a lot. |
| 01:31:46 |
We already know how to do that. |
