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00:00:27 Welcome back to...
00:00:29 Focus on Interesting Things.
00:00:32 Today we have a very special guest.
00:00:34 It's Main Man Keenan.
00:00:37 May...Nerd.
00:00:38 Nerd.
00:00:40 I've got to admit,
00:00:43 I don't know if you know this,
00:00:44 but the reason you're here is
00:00:47 We Were supposed
00:00:49 Unfortunately, he couldn't make it,
00:00:50 so we're stuck...
00:00:52 with another rock and roller here
00:00:55 who's got some other product
00:00:57 he has made
00:00:59 in his basement apparently, so.
00:01:01 I actually stayed up really late last night
00:01:03 and prepared a bunch of questions for Neo
00:01:08 and what kind of
00:01:11 Well, I'm a Speed freak.
00:01:13 I love his work in that film,
00:01:15 and I wished he Was in Speed 2.
00:01:18 Like we do every week,
00:01:19 a very interesting thing
00:01:23 Maynard, what do you have for us today?
00:01:25 I make wine in Arizona.
00:01:30 Just the kind of Wine you can get
00:01:33 You could cook with it,
00:01:35 but I prefer you drink it.
00:01:38 You know, Tim was actually telling me
00:01:40 that you went to the grocery store
00:01:43 Hundreds of wine available.
00:01:46 He said he looked down an aisle,
00:01:47 and he said he could only see wine bottles
00:01:49 as far as a man could see.
00:01:52 So I wouldn't necessary
00:01:59 You know, my problem with wine
00:02:02 and the way that it doesn't
00:02:07 It's not-- It's not something
00:02:12 Yeah. I mean--
00:02:13 Yeah, I make wine. I'm a Winemaker.
00:02:16 But is it something
00:02:18 Yeah.
00:02:19 - When I go to the grocery-
00:02:21 Whenl look at a bottle of wine,
00:02:22 I see a big logo that says
00:02:24 "Women don't drink,
00:02:26 "children don't drink,
00:02:27 - "men don't drink, between--
00:02:31 ...seniors don't drink."
00:02:33 And that kind of a warning to me says...
00:02:35 hands off.
00:02:37 I'm not going to drink this poison.
00:02:41 I don't know where you're getting that.
00:02:42 It doesn't say that you shouldn't--
00:02:44 You think that people should be drinking
00:02:47 - Yes, I do.
00:02:49 That's just Where we're
00:02:51 If Keanu was here, I could ask him--
00:05:24 So, Maynard,
00:05:28 Why do you think people like to drink wine?
00:05:31 I don't think there's
00:05:33 Do you want the hippie answer
00:05:36 Let's try the hippie ansWer.
00:05:38 In the movie The Fifth Element,
00:05:40 Milla Jovovich, the Supreme Being--
00:05:45 They're showing you
00:05:49 It's a double helix DNA strand,
00:05:53 and then all of a sudden they start
00:05:56 and it's 64 pairs, you know,
00:05:59 or some crazy number of DNA strands
00:06:03 that make up this
00:06:07 Just the complexity within a grape
00:06:10 is so far beyond other fruits,
00:06:15 you just end up, when you make--
00:06:17 When you ferment them
00:06:21 just the complexities
00:06:24 that enzyme structure and everything
00:06:28 it's a Supreme Being.
00:06:30 I'm going to suggest that this thing
00:06:33 and so much more complex.
00:06:36 It has so much more of a history
00:06:41 which is probably, on some level,
00:06:43 why we respond to it
00:06:45 and embrace it.
00:06:48 That's my hippie explanation,
00:06:51 other than, you know...
00:06:54 get drunk at prom
00:06:55 and get those panties off.
00:06:58 So why do you think
00:07:02 They don't like wearing panties?
00:07:04 I don't know.
00:07:18 Hello. I'm Marshall Trimble,
00:07:22 and I'm here on the scenic
00:07:25 right alongside the Verde River
00:07:28 Perched on the side of cleopatra Hill here
00:07:31 is the ToWn of Jerome,
00:07:33 the Billion Dollar Copper camp
00:07:35 and others called it
00:07:38 Well, it had a wild reputation,
00:07:41 and it also burned completely to the ground
00:07:43 three times in its history.
00:07:45 It even became a ghost town for a While,
00:07:49 andthen it came back alive
00:07:51 Then a man named Maynard Keenan,
00:07:54 he came out
00:07:58 and there he met up with Eric Glomski,
00:08:00 and by golly,
00:08:30 I came to Arizona inmy teens
00:08:33 in the '80s--late '80s-- to go to college.
00:08:36 And Arizona was kind of a place where
00:08:40 so I've always felt
00:08:44 And I think Maynard, when you get
00:08:47 he probably has some kind of parallel story
00:08:50 about finding home and relating to a place.
00:08:53 And so in a nutshell,
00:09:00 I had a dream about being in Arizona,
00:09:03 and I had no real interest
00:09:07 Nothing against Phoenix,
00:09:10 And my only exposure to Arizona was that,
00:09:13 the first criticism that people have
00:09:16 When We say we're growing grapes here,
00:09:19 Isn't it full of cactuses
00:09:24 And the answer is,
00:09:27 So Tim Alexander brought me up here
00:09:29 to show me
00:09:32 Brought him up here
00:09:34 And the side of the mountain overlooking
00:09:38 It's artists and musicians
00:09:42 And I think the energy is here,
00:09:47 So-- And then I split. Got the hell out.
00:09:51 Northern Arizona,
00:09:54 you can see the stars forever,
00:09:56 It's pretty amazing sitting there
00:09:59 with a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape,
00:10:04 The full moon was kind of
00:10:08 It just felt like a few of the times
00:10:12 Those long, long, long bus rides,
00:10:15 and you're on some two-track highway
00:10:18 going to some festival
00:10:21 That just really kind of hit me
00:10:25 And I fell in love with it right away,
00:10:28 to start having visions of grapes
00:10:48 I've kind of got a wild hair up my ass
00:10:52 And I'm one of those people
00:10:54 and I kind of went with it.
00:10:55 But at some point,
00:10:59 NoW you need some technician
00:11:01 to kind of help you to get to the next step.
00:11:03 So I started looking around the valley
00:11:05 just to see if there's anybody
00:11:08 and as it turns out,
00:11:10 I was helping another winery
00:11:12 but l was planning on going off on my own,
00:11:14 so I kind of said, "Hey Maynard,
00:11:18 We met up here overlooking this vineyard,
00:11:22 I think We found out that we had
00:11:25 both from our interest
00:11:29 but also our interest
00:11:32 It just immediately made sense.
00:11:33 Within, like, three conversations,
00:11:37 I was going to end up
00:11:41 I left the Santa cruz Mountains
00:11:44 They said, "Why did you go to Arizona?"
00:11:46 And the difference is did I want to just be
00:11:49 another vineyard and winery
00:11:51 and just do what they're doing,
00:11:53 change it a little bit,
00:11:56 versus coming here
00:11:59 And in doing that,
00:12:02 And we really are in a frontier.
00:12:04 We don't know
00:12:06 and that certainly goes
00:12:16 This is Merkin West.
00:12:18 And we're on a hill slope here,
00:12:20 kind of southeasterly facing,
00:12:23 And what you're looking at here
00:12:25 is kind of the subsoils
00:12:29 This whole valley below us here
00:12:33 and it's possible that this material here
00:12:36 are old sediments
00:12:40 And that would help explain a little bit
00:12:45 Maybe they were deposited there by rivers,
00:12:47 or maybe water was
00:12:49 This ultimately is going to be
00:12:53 So not only are we on a frontier here
00:12:58 but we're on kind of a frontier here
00:13:02 and the idea of expressing this place
00:13:05 And it's unlike any other Cabernet
00:13:09 Eric, at some point,
00:13:11 or over dinner,
00:13:15 He said, "Well, his name is Maynard Keenan,
00:13:20 The way he presented it was pretty funny.
00:13:22 Something about in the cellar working
00:13:26 big black car-- and this guy gets out.
00:13:29 And I think a girl with a leash
00:13:33 kind of like a female wolverine,
00:13:36 That's-- No.
00:13:37 I'm going to roll into a fuckin' vineyard
00:13:41 Come on, dude.
00:13:44 So you dispute that story?
00:13:46 I completely dispute that
00:13:48 because I wouldn't roll
00:13:51 That's not-- It's not--
00:13:54 What, am I Ozzy Osbourned-out right now?
00:13:57 I love Ozzy. Don't get me wrong.
00:13:59 But we're not shouting
00:14:02 We're not barking at the moon
00:14:04 We're just--It's just,
00:14:07 We're out here digging in dirt.
00:14:09 No dog-collared eyeliner chicks allowed.
00:14:16 I met Maynard back in '93
00:14:19 on a tour called Lollapalooza.
00:14:22 He came walking up.
00:14:24 Who's this crazy guy?
00:14:27 I think he had army fatigues on
00:14:29 I was like, "Who is this guy?"
00:14:32 You know, one thing that Maynard's done
00:14:36 He's an incredibly successful person,
00:14:39 and he's, you know,
00:14:41 He is a guy who made it.
00:14:42 Only probably the biggest genius
00:14:47 Singer of Tool, singer of Puscifer,
00:14:52 He's a very sexual,
00:14:55 You know, he's in tune with himself.
00:14:57 A god amongst men.
00:14:59 I really don't know what to say.
00:15:02 Our best concert experience
00:15:05 It was a big festival,
00:15:07 and we were third row,
00:15:10 The crowd just moved us,
00:15:12 We thought we were gonna die.
00:15:14 He has a beautiful voice.
00:15:16 - And the way he mixes it up...
00:15:18 His voice-- Literally, his voice--
00:15:21 His physical voice is,
00:15:24 something that will be heard
00:15:31 that involves, you know,
00:15:54 I love drawing people.
00:15:58 - This is Maynard.
00:16:01 We named him
00:16:05 We've been listening to them
00:16:07 We're going to be 23 soon,
00:16:12 That was fucking awesome.
00:16:14 That was awesome just to see them
00:16:17 .2 seconds was well worth the wait.
00:16:19 My perception of Maynard
00:16:22 was probably similar
00:16:25 There was a bit of skepticism.
00:16:27 I think there's always a bit of skepticism
00:16:29 when somebody who's known for one thing
00:16:31 decides that
00:16:34 You know,
00:16:36 "I'm going to start painting,"
00:16:38 you're like,
00:16:40 And then you look at the paintings,
00:16:42 I was just like, "Okay,
00:16:44 "You know, he's moving to Arizona,
00:16:46 and he's going to, like, you know,
00:16:49 And then it became
00:16:52 that this was not some sort of dilettante,
00:16:58 This was a passion for him.
00:17:00 So, Maynard, I guess
00:17:02 is, you know,
00:17:05 How and what did you
00:17:08 I get that--I get that question a lot,
00:17:11 You know, I could retort
00:17:14 I think it's just
00:17:17 when they discover something on their own
00:17:19 that wasn't handed to them
00:17:22 that, you know,
00:17:25 And it's kind of, you know,
00:17:28 You're kind of, you know--
00:17:30 It's a matter of self-discovery,
00:17:34 And you make a sound,
00:17:37 and it resonates on some certain level,
00:17:41 I had that same moment
00:17:43 having the right wine with the right dinner,
00:17:45 and something clicked, and it just
00:17:49 about what that's about
00:17:52 and this world I'm living in,
00:18:00 Um, are you guys going
00:18:33 In the early '90s,
00:18:38 But I specialized in riparian ecology,
00:18:41 One of my first big contracts
00:18:44 about perennial streams
00:18:47 Within two years, I must have hiked,
00:18:50 Without error, there was always
00:18:55 At that time,
00:18:57 And I just took
00:19:00 because I got excited about the idea
00:19:02 of getting some of these heirloom apples
00:19:05 hiking them out,
00:19:08 I took the apples,
00:19:10 and I'll never forget
00:19:15 It brought me back there.
00:19:17 I could hear the little babbling brook.
00:19:21 And it was really epiphanous for me.
00:19:23 that made me into a winemaker.
00:19:31 Winemaking is something
00:19:37 There's a lot of situations
00:19:39 We manage our resources poorly.
00:19:42 We litter.
00:19:46 It all comes down to whether
00:19:49 what's going on around us
00:19:51 Do we have a responsibility to the earth?
00:19:53 Do we have a responsibility to ourselves,
00:19:55 to attune our senses
00:19:58 And I know this almost seems hokey,
00:20:02 brought me to a deeper level
00:20:05 of myself and the planet.
00:20:07 It's like somebody saying
00:20:09 And to me, the earth
00:20:13 And that was my religious experience.
00:20:38 My name's craig Martinsen,
00:20:40 and I'm the vineyard manager
00:20:43 When we prune the vines,
00:20:46 the vineyard for this next year.
00:20:49 I know I want to set about three tons
00:20:55 And so, based on vine counts,
00:21:00 and I space the spurs about the distance
00:21:04 I know I'll get that.
00:21:05 l'm also pruning the vines,
00:21:09 They're all concentrated
00:21:12 Sometimes we'll taste--
00:21:14 Like, here it's bleeding.
00:21:16 Taste that to see if it's sweet at all.
00:21:19 There's no sugars
00:21:23 I guess that's the Farmers'Almanac way
00:21:27 seeing how far they're along.
00:21:41 My name is Feather Jones,
00:21:43 and I am an herbalist,
00:21:46 a land journey guide,
00:21:50 Grandmother, Grandfather,
00:21:52 Great Spirit,
00:21:56 I honor you and I acknowledge you
00:22:00 This is a prayer the indigenous people
00:22:02 use in order to move into a place of power.
00:22:07 And the vortexes are places of power.
00:22:10 A vortex is kind of a cool, groovy name,
00:22:12 but it was not known
00:22:15 Sacred places of power.
00:22:18 And these places offer
00:22:22 where the electromagnetic energies
00:22:26 So it's easy to walk into them
00:22:29 I am a vortex.
00:22:34 I'm a mobile vortex.
00:22:38 I don't have my costume on right now,
00:22:41 It's a big V with a cape.
00:22:48 Well, you should dispute this
00:22:50 because you're not on the map.
00:22:53 Well, it's because I didn't donate
00:22:56 They took me off the map.
00:22:58 They just kept having to reprint it.
00:23:00 Every time I moved,
00:23:02 because I'm a moving vortex.
00:23:06 Let me say something to you.
00:23:08 Please.
00:23:10 The blood of christ is essentially wine.
00:23:15 Correct.
00:23:16 Who are you to put that in a bottle?
00:23:26 I don't know. That's...
00:23:29 There's a couple things we know about life.
00:23:31 Could we just open one? Or...
00:23:33 - Okay, go ahead.
00:23:35 If he wants to open the wine so much,
00:23:37 - He probably has a problem with alcohol.
00:23:39 - If you were running your own talk show--
00:23:41 At that point, you could say
00:23:44 then we're going to open the wine,
00:23:46 Okay? But that's not really
00:23:49 Right now we're trying to figure out
00:23:53 What kind of name is Keanu?
00:23:55 That's an interesting thing.
00:24:00 What is this now?
00:24:02 It's just an opener.
00:24:04 - What do you do with that thing?
00:24:06 Come on.
00:24:08 You open the wine.
00:24:10 And you make these things?
00:24:13 This is just a wine opener.
00:24:15 Now, if you were the inventor
00:24:19 - Dennis, we gotta get the guy on the show--
00:24:21 ...who invents the wine opener.
00:24:23 - Get him booked.
00:24:24 That looks like it's
00:24:27 Yeah, it's great.
00:24:28 If I hadthat thing, I'd buy
00:24:31 It would be a blast.
00:24:34 And then I'd just pour the wine
00:24:39 You don't like wine?
00:24:40 I would not know, sir,
00:24:44 So I wouldn't know what that tastes like,
00:24:48 Douche bags.
00:24:50 Isn't that a neat little device?
00:24:54 This is the theory of civilization
00:24:58 Most people accept the idea...
00:25:01 that civilization as we know it
00:25:04 and that the main civilizing factor
00:25:08 Primitive wheat,
00:25:11 kind of looks like Bermuda grass.
00:25:12 You get this little stalk
00:25:15 And I said to myself,
00:25:18 and I'm dragging my lady
00:25:21 and I got a club in one hand,
00:25:23 and I see Bermuda grass,
00:25:28 I mean, you know,
00:25:30 Well, of course I'm going to go
00:25:32 As it happens,
00:25:34 in what used to be
00:25:37 is the origin of vitis vinifera.
00:25:39 They have moved around the planet
00:25:44 "I like those.
00:25:46 So it moved down the hill,
00:25:48 worked into the Tigress-Euphrates,
00:25:50 especially throughout the Middle East,
00:25:54 and became the center
00:25:57 The Greeks got real good
00:26:01 But the kings obviously were the Romans,
00:26:03 being the engineers that they were,
00:26:05 introduced these grapevines
00:26:08 And what they're now finding--
00:26:10 They can do DNA analysis
00:26:12 on residue that they found in amphora
00:26:14 in sunken ships in the Mediterranean,
00:26:16 that they found in burial tombs
00:26:20 that they found in the pyramids in Egypt.
00:26:22 And guess what.
00:26:24 and the same grapes that we're drinking.
00:26:26 So my thinking is that
00:26:29 because of these guys saying
00:26:32 And then, you know, one day,
00:26:34 and they stuck them
00:26:36 and forgot about them for a while.
00:26:37 Well, then they just got better.
00:26:50 Hey, Maynard,
00:26:52 about what you guys are doing today?
00:26:53 Planting marijuana.
00:26:56 Medicinal marijuana.
00:27:00 We're basically replanting
00:27:03 on what is considered Merkin South.
00:27:08 This is our-- This vineyard
00:27:14 The reality is
00:27:16 to talk about all the struggles associated
00:27:21 Right from the get-go,
00:27:25 I just knew
00:27:27 There were a lot of hard times--
00:27:29 times when Eric was ready to,
00:27:34 One of the biggest hurdles
00:27:36 really had no perception,
00:27:39 or no track record,
00:27:42 Here I was a farm business,
00:27:49 I purchased this vineyard
00:27:53 Our first year and a half,
00:27:56 we actually lost
00:27:59 We weren't putting the vines to sleep.
00:28:00 We weren't, you know, pushing them
00:28:03 This is the fourth time
00:28:06 Hopefully the last.
00:28:08 Everywhere where you see tubes
00:28:14 Not only is it costing us more time,
00:28:17 we also had to replant the vineyard,
00:28:23 The cost of planting grapes in Arizona
00:28:27 And that's not nothing.
00:28:30 And then, if you put in a winery,
00:28:32 you're looking at, you know,
00:28:34 at least a couple million dollars
00:28:37 on top of your land, your grapes,
00:28:40 all the money you've invested thus far.
00:28:43 So the best way to make
00:28:46 is to probably lose about 100 million first.
00:28:50 Huge expensive mistakes.
00:28:53 Huge black hole of expense
00:28:57 And, uh, we're learning the hard way.
00:28:59 Pioneers are going to take
00:29:03 but we also have the opportunity to take
00:29:06 all the notoriety associated with it as well.
00:29:08 challenges on this vineyard so far
00:29:12 mid-summer monsoons or bunch rot,
00:29:17 And when the grapes are ready,
00:29:19 skunks, gophers,
00:29:22 birds, hippies,
00:29:25 all kinds of pests.
00:29:27 - Camera crews?
00:29:30 When I was looking for vineyards,
00:29:33 That's gold here in these--
00:29:38 For 30 years, we have been litigating
00:29:43 We've been back and forth--
00:29:46 on every issue over jurisdiction
00:29:51 There are claims to water
00:29:53 that predate statehood.
00:29:56 The mines actually own the water
00:30:01 and in the area that have been used
00:30:04 But they have an agreement
00:30:07 as to how much they can use
00:30:11 To put vineyards on the land
00:30:12 instead of putting a house on the land
00:30:16 There's one-eighth the usage
00:30:19 than there would be
00:30:21 We're dealing with a plant that is indigenous
00:30:26 so it's a very water-conservative plant.
00:30:32 What's special about the wine grapes
00:30:36 is they are very deep-rooted plants.
00:30:39 They will find the water table.
00:30:41 They will get seriously,
00:30:44 This is not a shallow plant
00:30:47 We barely water here
00:30:50 that's relatively just under the soil,
00:30:52 so when we get to the season
00:30:55 where the sugar levels
00:30:58 we're noticing that we're getting a lot of
00:31:01 if we get just a slight bit of rain.
00:31:03 We haven't actually got our canopy up
00:31:07 They really separate off the cluster,
00:31:09 No leaf touching a cluster,
00:31:12 We haven't quite gotten there yet,
00:31:15 We're still training these vines.
00:31:17 Typically,
00:31:20 than other traditional crops
00:31:25 And because of that,
00:31:28 for the Verde Valley area
00:31:30 because there isn't
00:31:33 And so, using less water
00:31:36 to approach any kind of sustainable
00:31:41 My interest in sustainability
00:31:43 and that kind
00:31:45 surviving-the-earth-changes paranoia
00:31:50 and my interest in wine
00:31:52 all of a sudden
00:31:56 when I was noticing the landscape and how
00:32:01 If you plant a garden in Arizona,
00:32:05 because every creature, from--
00:32:07 from, you know, bug to fowl to mammal,
00:32:11 wants your food.
00:32:13 Here comes the story.
00:32:15 I get a panicked call about a week ago
00:32:18 from a vineyard manager
00:32:22 "I went down to Merkin East,
00:32:24 and a third of the Sangiovese
00:32:28 There's no Sangiovese in four of the rows."
00:32:31 So we're freaking out
00:32:33 so we had Nicki stay the night.
00:32:36 A pack of javelina
00:32:38 came through the fence
00:32:40 and got under the nets
00:32:43 and, basically, got up on their hind legs
00:32:45 and stripped off a third
00:32:50 So, if you don't know what a javelina is,
00:32:54 the plaque that Bill Murray
00:32:57 on the family portrait wall--
00:32:59 It's like a wild boar. We have herds of them
00:33:03 And now never mind the challenges
00:33:09 and issues with frost and cold snaps.
00:33:14 Now we have to worry about javelina,
00:33:19 How do you sleep at night
00:33:22 I drink it, and then I fall asleep.
00:33:24 Wow. Okay.
00:33:31 We should reintroduce him, then.
00:33:33 Welcome back to our show,
00:33:36 Interesting Thhings.
00:33:38 We're here with M. Keenan,
00:33:40 and he's the star of a new
00:33:43 where we go into his home ofArizona,
00:33:48 where the mascot
00:33:51 That's an interesting thing.
00:33:55 And to actually
00:33:58 that's in a desert,
00:34:01 that was interesting to us.
00:34:02 Now, tell me about the audacity
00:34:05 that exists in your mind
00:34:08 where you would think that someone
00:34:11 about you and the process
00:34:15 It's filth, really.
00:34:18 - I'm sorry--
00:34:20 Or do you want some water,
00:34:24 We can get you anything non-alcoholic.
00:34:27 You want us to run out and get you some--
00:34:29 - This is fine.
00:34:30 - No. l'm good.
00:34:33 - Plenty of wine.
00:34:35 What kind of tool do you use to make wine?
00:34:40 - Only because I saw that note.
00:34:42 Yeah. Because you're talking
00:34:45 "What kind of tool"?
00:34:50 I'm Tom Beaujour,
00:34:54 We've actually been covering Tool
00:34:59 One of the most important things
00:35:02 that Tool decided to do
00:35:05 was not play the media game.
00:35:08 They've actually managed
00:35:11 of a unit of a band with a mystique.
00:35:14 Between Maynard's lyrics and the rhythms
00:35:19 that Tool music connects with people
00:35:22 on a really massively
00:35:27 which is why fans of theirs
00:35:32 And even with A Perfect circle,
00:35:35 and, you know,
00:35:37 because it was his own project.
00:35:39 When he's in Tool,
00:35:42 I think what Maynard
00:35:44 is write lyrics
00:35:49 and you feel struggles, his evolution.
00:35:51 When you're writing songs
00:35:54 "Stink Fist" or "Prison Sex,"
00:35:57 But he is able to connect with people's,
00:36:01 When he calls something "Stink Fist,"
00:36:03 he knows that it's disturbing
00:36:06 and opens up a whole can of worms,
00:36:13 I don't think any of Maynard's fans,
00:36:17 had a vision of him as a happy
00:36:25 I'm very resistant to the idea of...
00:36:30 being a public servant
00:36:34 because I'm not really qualified
00:36:37 I write these songs
00:36:39 to move through some pain
00:36:44 and if I'm successful in my art,
00:36:49 I shouldn't feel the same way I did
00:36:52 and there should be a logical progression.
00:36:54 But if, as an artist,
00:36:58 that ends up helping someone else
00:37:02 I guess that's--
00:37:05 It helps other people.
00:37:07 The problem with
00:37:09 is that artists get into it
00:37:13 and they have a desire
00:37:16 for whatever issue
00:37:19 They weren't armed with the proper tools
00:37:24 or they're a child of divorce
00:37:28 What they do is they end up just kind of
00:37:31 and at some point, they get popular,
00:37:34 that is run by people who are
00:37:39 In a way, it's kind of a dead end.
00:37:41 In this society, we expect those artists
00:37:47 to the end of their days.
00:37:49 If you don't eventually feel better,
00:37:51 then I'm not sure
00:37:54 and how your screaming
00:37:57 So I should work out of those issues
00:38:02 And that's, for me, what the wine is.
00:38:04 I think I've moved
00:38:06 that I've had in the past.
00:38:07 I don't necessarily want
00:38:11 If the songs don't help me,
00:38:15 how are they going to help you?
00:38:18 So here I am, making wine.
00:38:21 It's a much more grounded experience
00:38:32 I just returned from a short run with Tool,
00:38:37 which confirmed my suspicions
00:38:41 As soon as I got back, I collapsed
00:38:44 It's very taxing, so I think it's--
00:38:47 I'm much happier in this setting,
00:38:50 Not that I don't enjoy making that art
00:38:54 But I just--
00:38:56 My body now feels more comfortable here.
00:38:58 It's...
00:39:00 It's more where I am
00:39:05 This is just kind of
00:39:14 You can see the grapes
00:39:17 Some of the little green spots
00:39:20 that's going to clear up over time.
00:39:21 Once these canes are more established,
00:39:24 we're seeing in some of the older vines
00:39:27 that you don't really get that anymore.
00:39:28 Once it kind of finds its way and it kind of
00:39:32 over the course of, you know,
00:39:34 it kind of gets
00:39:41 Right now, though, this is the third harvest,
00:39:46 And it's doing really well.
00:40:01 Hi. We're making wine in Arizona.
00:40:04 I know the first thought is cacti
00:40:06 and cement and all kinds of heat.
00:40:09 But we're in the high desert.
00:40:12 And it's actually a lot cooler
00:40:15 I'm sure you've had some wines
00:40:18 We have more problems with cold
00:40:20 So, just to dispel that myth right away,
00:40:24 This is the first wine that I actually made
00:40:28 I actually lived in--
00:40:31 It took only about five years for that
00:40:35 So '95,
00:40:38 l ran screaming
00:40:41 Ended up in a small town
00:40:46 It didn't take long for me
00:40:48 and realize that this is the place
00:40:51 But I didn't really have
00:40:52 So, going into
00:40:55 l'm kind of like
00:40:57 bouncing around the winery going,
00:41:01 What does this taste like?"
00:41:02 And this is a direct result
00:41:04 can you--
00:41:08 No.
00:41:09 Location, location, location.
00:41:15 Here's some food!
00:41:18 How do you find time
00:41:22 when you know so much about wine, like?
00:41:26 Well, honestly, I don't really know
00:41:27 I'm learning as l go. And I'm learning
00:41:32 It's going to take--
00:41:34 for me to really catch up with...
00:41:36 with all the hot air
00:41:39 It's a steep learning curve.
00:41:41 It's a quick learning curve,
00:41:43 and there's a lot of hard work
00:41:46 to really get you to the next level.
00:41:48 But it's like music. It's about listening.
00:41:50 And, so, like, where do you see yourself
00:41:54 Like, do you see yourself, like, performing
00:41:59 I think the stage performances
00:42:02 the break from the winemaking.
00:42:04 Wow. So wine is, like--
00:42:06 Gone for a few weeks, do some shows,
00:42:17 My role in Puscifer is really
00:42:20 whatever--
00:42:21 whatever it can be
00:42:25 I'm such a huge Maynard fan altogether,
00:42:30 That's creepy.
00:42:32 I know. I know.
00:42:33 - How did you get in the room?
00:42:36 - Where's the bouncers?
00:42:38 - Security.
00:42:39 So anytime Maynard sings,
00:42:42 And if he asks me to sing with him,
00:42:46 Puscifer track in the next Resident Evil...
00:42:48 film.
00:42:51 Know anybody?
00:42:53 Don't we realize that no one knows
00:42:57 You know why?
00:42:59 Even the guy who came up with it
00:43:01 - doesn't know what it is.
00:43:03 No one knows what it is.
00:43:05 Right. What is Puscifer
00:43:08 - What is Puscifer?
00:43:13 Puscifer is an ever-evolving project,
00:43:16 not unlike a wine.
00:43:18 - It's-- When you put the bottle--
00:43:20 - Good plug.
00:43:22 it's going to be different
00:43:24 depending on what day or week
00:43:27 - It's always going to be evolving.
00:43:31 Now, how-- how do I pronounce it again?
00:43:34 - caduceus.
00:43:35 Caduceus is the winery.
00:43:38 Merkin Vineyards. And you're not--
00:43:40 You don't have a problem
00:43:42 the middle syllable
00:43:45 - You're not worried about that?
00:43:47 I mean, this is all--
00:43:51 Good. And Three Douche Bags
00:43:54 is, like, one of the biggest producers
00:43:56 so it clearly didn't hurt them.
00:43:58 Not only of wine, but of douche bags.
00:44:00 Of douche bags.
00:44:01 Because they got the old olive oil.
00:44:04 They make it all by hand.
00:44:07 Yeah, it's all cold-pressed.
00:44:10 - Jesus God.
00:44:12 What are we,
00:44:14 Hey, how about that
00:44:17 We're here with Maynard Keenan
00:44:21 Hey, Maynard--
00:44:23 Sorry. So what is this one called?
00:44:26 This one's called Sancha.
00:44:28 Yeah. You want to read the back there?
00:44:30 I do want to read the back.
00:44:32 - You need the glasses? I have glasses.
00:44:34 You know what you should do
00:44:37 Just add one-- Like, do all the technical
00:44:41 that just makes no fucking sense
00:44:44 You know? Like, "Personally frightened
00:44:48 - lnsult it to death.
00:44:50 Wait a minute. What? What?
00:44:52 That's not real.
00:44:55 And they go to your Web site,
00:44:56 and you have footage of Rhea Perlman
00:44:58 Yeah.
00:45:00 Personally frightened by Rhea Perlman.
00:45:03 - Now, this isn't-- Thank you.
00:45:07 This is also young. We're pouring
00:45:11 - We shouldn't be pouring these at all.
00:45:13 - We're robbing the cradle. Yeah.
00:45:15 - Wow.
00:45:17 Damn, dude.
00:45:20 That has got some tannis.
00:45:26 This is what they give,
00:45:29 - Like, just, "Here, get a sip of this."
00:45:31 - "lt'll steady your hand, dude."
00:45:33 By the stem. You don't want to warm it.
00:45:37 - Wine before murder, always.
00:45:40 Gunfighter Wine Snob?
00:45:41 No?
00:45:43 Gunfighter Wine Snob.
00:45:44 Think a Cabernet is better
00:45:47 Better take three steps back.
00:45:49 Gunfighter Wine Snob.
00:45:55 So how is that piss?
00:45:57 How is that poison
00:45:59 You have a vinegar waft coming this way.
00:46:02 Smells like...
00:46:06 Tim, don't get close to that.
00:46:12 l can't tell you--
00:46:15 Give me a little taste.
00:46:18 It's rank.
00:46:19 Smells like my Pepper's shoes.
00:46:34 No, not for me. Not for me.
00:46:47 Does it hurt?
00:46:50 "Does it hurt"?
00:46:51 It tastes like my daughter's cough syrup.
00:46:56 lt does smell like fruit now that it's
00:46:59 - Give me a sip of that.
00:47:08 It's got a...
00:47:14 When people taste wine,
00:47:16 and they are maybe intimidated sometimes,
00:47:19 because they'll be sitting there
00:47:21 and somebody will swirl that glass
00:47:24 and they'll say, "What lovely aromas
00:47:29 and chocolate and tobacco
00:47:34 All these are-- words are descriptors
00:47:38 that may be applicable
00:47:41 Because we're such a visually oriented
00:47:44 our vocabulary and our senses
00:47:47 that have to do with taste and smell
00:47:49 It's not that they're not there,
00:47:51 we just don't have
00:47:54 and our mind doesn't connect
00:47:57 and our ability to describe those things.
00:47:58 And furthermore,
00:48:00 we tend not to pay attention
00:48:04 I think it's good to have some--
00:48:06 a kind of few key words
00:48:09 It gives you kind of an earthy character
00:48:11 or an experience of an earthy character.
00:48:14 So there's a few kind
00:48:17 to kind of get people down the right path.
00:48:19 This is dark fruit. This is blue fruit.
00:48:21 Wine definitely does not contain
00:48:27 But when you try to describe something,
00:48:30 we have to use terms
00:48:32 and that everybody can kind of understand.
00:48:34 With regard to our senses,
00:48:37 an obligation to educate ourselves
00:48:41 because there's this whole world out there
00:48:43 that most of us aren't even
00:48:46 You want to smell flavors
00:48:51 You don't want to smell things
00:48:53 and you don't want to smell things
00:48:57 I mean, these are things
00:49:00 but may be something that went wrong
00:49:03 that created those flavors and smells.
00:49:06 My wife had a great line a while ago.
00:49:08 Back when Eric was just bringing us in
00:49:12 she said one of the wines
00:49:15 90% of the process
00:49:19 So you're really not tasting
00:49:22 lt's more like your tongue
00:49:25 and the effect of that flavor
00:49:28 comes across to your brain
00:49:32 Eric always amazes me--
00:49:35 And I think I'm starting to get there.
00:49:37 For me, sensualism really developed
00:49:40 of smell really, and somewhat taste.
00:49:42 Because taste is really all about smell,
00:49:44 If you have a cold and you eat some food
00:49:47 you can barely taste it at all.
00:49:48 Most of what we're tasting with wine
00:49:52 But as the wine
00:49:55 it volatilizes and turns into a gas
00:49:59 and that's what we really,
00:50:02 When you really get into wine,
00:50:06 to develop your sense of smell.
00:50:08 1 0, 1 5 years ago,
00:50:12 I wouldn't notice that
00:50:13 this guy used Irish Spring
00:50:17 or I wouldn't notice
00:50:19 I wouldn't notice,
00:50:22 that this person
00:50:27 I wouldn't notice that we were downwind
00:50:31 Like this forest right here.
00:50:32 I could smell the cottonwoods
00:50:35 And somebody walks into the room--
00:50:37 Even if l don't hear them,
00:50:40 And to me, that's a whole world
00:50:44 And I can't imagine living a life
00:50:47 It would be like all of a sudden
00:50:51 Here we're seeing an interest
00:50:54 where major winemakers
00:50:57 and, of course, people from this region,
00:50:58 are really paying attention
00:51:01 And so we expect to see a lot more
00:51:06 Many have already been planted
00:51:09 We see major makers coming in
00:51:11 and taking a look to see
00:51:14 One of the fellows here in the valley--
00:51:16 Actually, the head of economic
00:51:19 just came back from a trip to Napa, Sonoma.
00:51:21 And he made it a point to visit
00:51:23 as many tasting rooms as he could
00:51:25 and said he was
00:51:28 that everybody he talked to
00:51:31 They may not have known all of the nuances,
00:51:34 they may not have been able
00:51:36 but they knew something
00:51:38 that the word was already out
00:51:39 that this was a region
00:51:56 My name is Alder Yarrow,
00:51:59 to be the world's leading wine blog,
00:52:02 I taste between 3 and 6 thousand
00:52:05 and 99.9% of them are not from Arizona.
00:52:08 The world doesn't know
00:52:13 The world barely knows
00:52:16 that there's, you know, wine
00:52:19 Here in the Livermore Valley,
00:52:23 when first generation C.H. Wente
00:52:27 It's been a wonderful operation here.
00:52:30 Five generations
00:52:32 And today,
00:52:35 and have the pleasure of having our
00:52:39 making all of our beautiful wines.
00:52:42 My family's been farming grapes
00:52:47 and we're celebrating
00:52:50 I think I have the best job here
00:52:52 with the oldest family-owned
00:52:54 Grow grapes and make
00:52:56 And it's all about execution when it comes
00:53:00 It took, you know,
00:53:01 decades to figure out
00:53:04 and I think, you know,
00:53:09 in other parts of the world
00:53:11 We're farming cabernet Sauvignon,
00:53:14 Malbec, Tempranillo, Triga Nationale,
00:53:18 Roussanne, Viognier, Syrah, Senso,
00:53:21 Termpranillo, Orange Muscat,
00:53:24 Sémillon, Nebbliolo, Sangiovese, Barbera.
00:53:27 I might have said Zinfandel,
00:53:29 I mean, that's a lot, a lot of grapes.
00:53:31 And the winery
00:53:34 On the sales volume side,
00:53:39 and then we also sell grapes as well,
00:53:42 So, when you're vertically integrated
00:53:44 and have these beautiful
00:53:46 you stay out in front
00:53:49 And so, there's times
00:53:51 so we're able to sell it
00:53:53 and the wines
00:53:55 There are all sorts of hurdles
00:53:58 and that's...
00:54:00 even if they're in a place
00:54:03 like Napa or Sonoma
00:54:07 Folks from Arizona, you know,
00:54:10 they got to get past the "Arizona?"
00:54:14 before they really get
00:54:15 to the "okay, maybe I'll even
00:54:18 The Napa Valley is the most recognizable
00:54:22 wine district in the New World, I think.
00:54:25 If you consider California the New World,
00:54:28 I think when you look at Arizona,
00:54:30 perhaps, you know, it's a blank slate.
00:54:32 Maybe it's like trying
00:54:35 It's really only the wine geeks
00:54:38 or perhaps people who live there,
00:54:39 that understand that Arizona
00:54:49 The big boys up in Napa
00:54:53 growing grapes and selling their wines
00:54:56 Meanwhile,
00:54:59 and working hard down in Southern Arizona,
00:55:01 harvesting grapes at their vineyard.
00:55:03 They call that vineyard
00:55:06 Our boys are making their wine
00:55:09 that the mighty Geronimo waged his war
00:55:13 The terroir is so outer-worldly
00:55:16 that NASA recently held
00:55:18 for the mission to Mars.
00:55:20 I reckon the landscape
00:55:23 that the boys at NASA
00:56:20 Grandfather Fire,
00:56:22 Grandmother Earth, Grandmother Cedar,
00:56:26 I join you sacreds here in holy union
00:56:28 that you might bring forth
00:56:31 in the manner of balance and harmony.
00:56:37 Shamanism is humanity's oldest
00:56:40 and most enduring spiritual practice,
00:56:43 and these ways are conversant
00:56:47 With the harvest going on today,
00:56:49 it just makes it that much more rich,
00:56:51 vital, and alive, what we're doing here,
00:56:53 because it's not a staged event.
00:56:57 Rather, this is the actual blessing
00:57:19 After we destem the grapes,
00:57:24 To get the stuff cooking out here,
00:57:26 to get this grape juice into wine,
00:57:29 The yeasts are basically going
00:57:34 and convert it to alcohol.
00:57:36 As the yeasts
00:57:38 they give off carbon dioxide,
00:57:40 They create alcohol. This thing
00:57:43 If I move a bunch of these grapes--
00:57:46 I push down here.
00:57:50 And that's the beginnings
00:57:53 Making wine is a little bit like making tea.
00:57:56 Envision these berries as the tea leaves.
00:58:00 Our job as winemakers
00:58:03 down into the water, which is the juice.
00:58:06 One of the misconceptions
00:58:12 you know, we all roll up our pant legs
00:58:15 and start stomping on them like Lucy.
00:58:17 And that's not actually the case.
00:58:19 As I'm punching through the cap,
00:58:23 This is our mixing process
00:58:28 and all the wonderful things
00:58:31 extract from these-- from these skins.
00:58:34 See how this thing is much denser now
00:58:37 This is a much more compacted cap.
00:58:40 Okay? You might want
00:58:44 Okay. Did it.
00:58:47 We used to just kind of indiscriminately
00:58:50 because we wanted to make sure
00:58:52 But there are some compounds
00:58:55 that add another layer
00:58:58 And we try to dial it
00:59:01 because too much of it is too much.
00:59:03 None of it,
00:59:06 The wines that are too perfect
00:59:10 At some point,
00:59:12 And we want to basically
00:59:16 and separate that out into a bin,
00:59:19 And then we'll take, you know, the skins
00:59:23 There's still juice in those.
00:59:25 or put those into the press
00:59:27 and then press those out slowly
00:59:31 And then they end up in one of these tanks,
00:59:34 So even though we pump off liquid,
00:59:36 there's all kinds of suspended sediments
00:59:40 And then we get
00:59:43 And once the wine's completely done,
00:59:47 Once that has occurred, we--
00:59:49 that's usually the time
00:59:51 Barrels are all about aging wines primarily,
00:59:56 i.e., like a chef and a spice rack,
00:59:59 You've got to pick the right barrel to accent
01:00:01 and support and enhance
01:00:05 You can choose different barrels,
01:00:09 but when it really comes down to it,
01:00:11 you get to be the chef
01:00:16 Most of our wines are blends,
01:00:19 I mean, do I just want
01:00:23 or just make a Syrah every year,
01:00:26 and see if I can take that wine
01:00:28 So how do you not only
01:00:31 but get these things to knit together
01:00:35 that is beautiful and smooth and velvety?
01:00:37 And again, I think this all relates back
01:00:41 My job as a winemaker is to tinker
01:00:43 with all these different batches in here,
01:00:46 then get to know them as must,
01:00:49 and form these relationships
01:00:53 so that over time, I start to have
01:00:57 of how these things ought to work together.
01:00:59 This one has something over here
01:01:02 But just the other day,
01:01:05 and I think it's got what that needs.
01:01:07 And there's nothing cooler than watching
01:01:10 or a blend that I put together and just
01:01:13 You can see it take them away
01:01:16 I mean, to me, that's-- I did my job.
01:01:28 Bottling is kind of the process
01:01:35 I'm pretty mechanically minded,
01:01:37 And there's a bunch of complex processes
01:01:41 that are all interacting
01:01:44 You've got to be kidding me.
01:01:46 And my job is to understand
01:01:50 so when the line breaks down,
01:01:51 I can figure out how to get it back up
01:01:55 We've talked about the whole process today,
01:01:56 but we haven't really talked
01:01:59 which is the most important part.
01:02:00 Today we're bottling caduceus Primer Paso.
01:02:03 "Primer Paso" means first step.
01:02:05 This was the first wine Maynard
01:02:09 at Page Spring cellars.
01:02:11 As you know, Caduceus--
01:02:13 I've helped Maynard
01:02:15 This is a really neat wine,
01:02:17 because it's a blend
01:02:20 Syrah blended with Malvasia.
01:02:23 So not only was this his first step,
01:02:25 this is also a great first wine
01:02:28 It's soft, it's aromatic,
01:02:32 Here's what our ten-hour day--
01:02:35 of almost 16 months worth of work
01:02:37 all coming together
01:02:43 April 1 0th, 2009.
01:02:46 This is the first time we have bottled
01:02:50 a hundred-percent caduceus wine
01:02:54 All the elements that go into
01:02:57 it's the limestone, the volcanic ash,
01:03:01 the slopes, the rainfall,
01:03:05 This has kind of added up to something
01:03:08 that's far less Californian
01:03:10 It's much closer in profile
01:03:15 or, like, a Left-Bank Bordeaux.
01:03:18 If this is what we can get out of this soil,
01:03:21 then anything's possible.
01:03:23 It's taken about nine years
01:03:26 contemplating the areas
01:03:29 breaking ground, navigating local politics
01:03:33 Very hands-on, very small site.
01:03:35 We have just under 670 vines on this spot.
01:03:39 No one in their right mind
01:03:43 that's less than 6 acres or 10 acres
01:03:45 just because financially,
01:03:47 it's just as easy to farm
01:03:53 So to farm a half an acre
01:03:59 But the location is special.
01:04:01 The vineyard itself is special.
01:04:04 It's worth taking the risk, basically.
01:04:08 This is the first bottling
01:04:11 cabernet Sauvignon
01:04:16 Judith is named after my mother,
01:04:20 She passed away several years ago.
01:04:23 She was an invalid for almost 30 years.
01:04:27 She had an aneurysm
01:04:30 It left her paralyzed
01:04:34 couldn't do much of anything really--
01:04:39 You know,
01:04:43 It just kind of felt like
01:04:47 to spread her ashes over the vineyard.
01:04:48 That way,
01:04:51 of vines and grapes,
01:04:53 and she gets to travel the world now
01:04:59 There's not that much of it, really.
01:05:02 Our first year, we were only doing
01:05:06 I'm going to pull the first one
01:05:10 I'll probably take the second one
01:05:12 and send it to her mother,
01:05:14 just because she'll want this--
01:05:20 I'm a little numb at the moment.
01:05:23 This is not...
01:05:27 Yeah.
01:05:38 It's a special day.
01:06:06 Spending the last five years
01:06:10 You know, since the first day that we met
01:06:12 and we looked over your vineyard
01:06:16 It's been a long haul,
01:06:18 and I'm definitely proud
01:06:23 I'm glad we pulled this off, man.
01:06:44 My name is Hugh chappelle,
01:06:46 at Lynmar Estate
01:06:49 Our wines routinely get
01:06:52 but the most important thing to us
01:06:54 to our winemaking style and philosophy.
01:06:56 We are right now on our home estate,
01:07:00 in the heart of the Russian River Valley,
01:07:02 one of the largest freshwater wetlands
01:07:05 This area really is perfect
01:07:09 And while we're most widely known
01:07:14 our chardonnay recently got a 93
01:07:17 You're asking me, uh, how critics come up
01:07:23 Hi. My name is Steve Heimoff,
01:07:28 I have never tasted an Arizona wine,
01:07:32 So are you going to ask me
01:07:36 You guys are going to bust me.
01:07:46 I'm definitely not fond of wine scores.
01:07:51 It's like saying "Just because you like this,
01:07:54 They're incredibly politically influential.
01:07:57 A lot of times,
01:08:00 who have palates
01:08:03 and you give them
01:08:05 and the next thing you know,
01:08:07 because they've been drinking
01:08:10 In wine scoring, I don't know
01:08:13 but certainly style-driven.
01:08:15 Well, when a critic
01:08:17 they're trying to give it
01:08:19 on whatever scale makes sense to them.
01:08:22 The one that's most predominant
01:08:27 Thank you.
01:08:34 It smells good, smells clean, smells rich.
01:08:39 Some good fruit.
01:08:54 It's a very nice red wine.
01:08:55 It's very dry.
01:08:57 It's fruity.
01:08:59 It's balanced.
01:09:01 It's complex.
01:09:03 It has a long finish.
01:09:04 It's got some nice blackberry,
01:09:08 black cherry and spice.
01:09:11 And I think it's quite a good wine.
01:09:13 You actually can hire
01:09:16 They have a formula,
01:09:19 that will help you develop
01:09:23 There's been wines
01:09:28 but you don't really hear about them
01:09:31 they just try to pretend
01:09:38 This doesn't strike me
01:09:40 as quite as rich
01:09:48 It's a little earthy, dusty.
01:09:50 For the same reason that people look
01:09:53 people look for, these days,
01:09:57 from a wine critic as a sort of validation.
01:10:00 But it really comes down to your palate.
01:10:02 You really have to decide what you like.
01:10:04 And if you have a Wal-Mart palate,
01:10:08 That's fine.
01:10:12 Thank you.
01:10:25 The wine is also not all that satisfactory,
01:10:30 once it's in my mouth.
01:10:32 If we could get rid of scores altogether,
01:10:35 Probably. The problem is
01:10:39 who don't have the time and energy to maybe
01:10:43 I mean, they're a good guide,
01:10:45 but if you really are serious
01:10:48 you really need
01:10:50 of the person who's scoring the wines.
01:10:57 I kind of like that, too.
01:10:59 I kind of like that, too. It's...
01:11:02 It's dry, which is good.
01:11:04 It's balanced. It's round.
01:11:06 It has a certain
01:11:11 There's certainly
01:11:14 cherry fruit in there.
01:11:16 But it's not a fruit bomb.
01:11:18 It's not jammy.
01:11:20 The fruit seems to be balanced
01:11:23 with earthier
01:11:25 spices and tobacco
01:11:29 and maybe even something
01:11:32 But it's a very nice wine.
01:11:34 A lot of people go home
01:11:36 with 90-point scoring wines
01:11:38 or even 100-point scoring wines,
01:11:40 "Where did that score come from?
01:11:43 The American palate
01:11:45 always seem to focus on massive.
01:11:46 It's like only women with big tits
01:11:50 I'm just not--
01:11:52 It doesn't give me any joy to bash a wine,
01:11:57 although I will say
01:12:00 a little joy to bash a $200 bottle of wine.
01:12:04 We're not chasing the market.
01:12:08 We're not chasing wine enthusiasts
01:12:11 We're making wines that we love to make,
01:12:13 and we're going to always do that here.
01:12:15 It's just the way it is.
01:12:17 What we're doing
01:12:19 We're like an indie band.
01:12:22 We'll sell our cDs. We're fine.
01:12:23 Here is "The Mission" from Puscifer on 1 01x.
01:12:28 Maynard James Keenan and Eric Glomski
01:12:32 Gentlemen, welcome.
01:12:34 - Thanks for having us.
01:12:35 Explain to everyone in Austin, Texas
01:12:38 Well, we're here promoting our winery.
01:12:41 Arizona Stronghold's our joint project.
01:12:43 I've got Page Spring cellars.
01:12:46 And we're here to share wines
01:12:48 So, when you guys are putting together
01:12:50 and making your wines, picking the grapes,
01:12:52 what are you trying to put on the table
01:12:54 It's like writing a song.
01:12:55 Just want to let the sounds happen
01:12:58 Whatever Arizona,
01:13:01 wants to offer up for flavors,
01:13:04 We let the grape speak for itself.
01:13:06 - Guys, thank you for coming to Austin.
01:13:09 We came out to Arizona last year
01:13:12 So this was a shorter trip
01:13:14 These chupacabras could really use,
01:13:18 if you're so disciplined.
01:13:21 If their reason for buying the wine
01:13:22 is because of something I said
01:13:24 that's fine because the wine is good,
01:13:27 and they'll discover a whole new world
01:13:30 And it'll be just a good--
01:13:32 a good step forward for them as far as
01:13:34 expanding their awareness
01:13:37 Don't use a straw, though.
01:13:40 Gentlemen,
01:13:41 Arizona Stronghold is the wine,
01:13:45 - Yep.
01:13:46 - And caduceus.org.
01:13:48 So there it is, gentlemen.
01:13:52 Guys, welcome to San Antonio.
01:13:55 - Thanks for having us.
01:13:57 music fans are coming up
01:13:59 What's the process
01:14:01 We tend to kind of offend people a little bit.
01:14:04 We're getting them through,
01:14:06 - Yeah.
01:14:08 We try to offer up, as the y're buying--
01:14:10 We tell them, quickly, what--
01:14:12 - You know, what to do and what not to do.
01:14:15 - You know, air it this way.
01:14:16 Don't pass out.
01:14:18 I'm not.
01:14:20 You can see the expectations
01:14:23 Yeah.
01:14:24 And not to mention,
01:14:27 - There's a camera behind you.
01:14:30 - You're going to be famous.
01:14:34 - You got it?
01:14:35 You know,
01:14:39 they kind of bottle up,
01:14:40 and then you hand them this bottle,
01:14:43 and you can see they wanted to say
01:14:45 - and it didn't happen.
01:14:46 There's some disappointment
01:14:49 How'd it go in there?
01:14:52 How did it go in there?
01:14:57 He...
01:14:58 What did he say?
01:15:05 Honestly, I have mixed feelings about it.
01:15:07 This is more personal than somebody
01:15:09 off the shelf somewhere
01:15:13 On the other hand, I thought it would be fun
01:15:14 if you guys interviewed people
01:15:16 and say "Did any of you know who
01:15:20 It's an interesting study of people
01:15:23 who might or not have been into wine.
01:15:25 But maybe they'll actually go try the wine
01:15:29 and discover a whole new world
01:15:33 with art and cuisine than it does with...
01:15:36 short-tempered rock stars.
01:15:41 Do the wine song.
01:15:42 - Do that one wine--
01:15:47 I wish I had one of them horses
01:15:50 Put it between your legs.
01:15:53 Jump up and down with it.
01:15:57 - Hildy.
01:16:00 I was perusing
01:16:02 in the search of new and interesting
01:16:05 and I came across something
01:16:08 that juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's
01:16:12 She didn't like alcohol.
01:16:14 No, she did not. But this here fact
01:16:18 which I assume is a bad position.
01:16:20 The key figure in her mythology,
01:16:24 apparently used to turn water into wine.
01:16:29 No shit?
01:16:31 Yes. And I have an idea.
01:16:34 I see a lot of people with Aquafina.
01:16:37 I'm thinking if we find Jesus
01:16:41 we can take that Aquafina,
01:16:44 take this punk rock party up a nocth.
01:16:47 What do you say?
01:16:48 I say, hey, Jesus!
01:16:51 Maynard has really
01:16:53 two completely different persona,
01:16:56 With Puscifer,
01:16:59 like, Andy Kaufman is a good example--
01:17:02 a very provocative, humorous persona,
01:17:05 where you're really never sure exactly,
01:17:07 you know, where the fourth wall is.
01:17:10 Is Maynard kidding
01:17:12 Is he trying to push your buttons?
01:17:14 He really has this completely other identity
01:17:18 I've built an entire career
01:17:21 the whole farm as far as explanation.
01:17:23 It's been an element of...
01:17:26 I'll give you-- I'll present to you
01:17:30 and then you, you know,
01:17:32 have some kind
01:17:40 And then if you have--
01:17:43 and you're the kind of person
01:17:45 there's going to be a lot
01:17:47 Mr. Jesus
01:17:51 -Hey, Jesus!
01:17:53 Hey, Jesus!
01:17:54 - With His wine
01:17:59 His retching dog was sour grapes
01:18:26 We have just received
01:18:28 The folks making this here movie
01:18:32 the world-famous wine writer.
01:18:36 Mr. Suckling writes
01:18:40 They decided it would be
01:18:42 to bring Mr. Suckling
01:18:45 to wet his whistle
01:18:48 Never ones to back down from a challenge,
01:18:50 Maynard and Eric are getting everything
01:18:54 I heard tell once some TV yokels
01:18:57 called this beautiful region a shit world.
01:18:59 Well, that made me
01:19:02 So let's pay close attention
01:19:22 Mr. Suckling?
01:20:13 Sweet.
01:20:15 All right. Shall we begin?
01:20:16 Let's do the business.
01:20:19 My name is James Suckling.
01:20:20 I'm the European bureau chief
01:20:23 which is the biggest
01:20:25 We have 2 million readers.
01:20:31 But, you know, that's my day job.
01:20:33 What I really enjoy is sharing great bottles
01:20:38 so that's what I do.
01:20:40 This is my little concoction.
01:20:43 This is the Primer Paso from caduceus.
01:20:46 And this is pure Arizona fruit?
01:20:48 - Yes.
01:20:55 I believe the blend is...
01:20:58 90 or 91 % Syrah,
01:21:02 9 or 1 0% Malvasia Bianca.
01:21:05 Okay.
01:21:06 We don't co-ferment.
01:21:08 We put the Malvasia in near the end.
01:21:12 I like it, but I don't find it has
01:21:17 And also, the Malvasia,
01:21:21 It's quite a strong character,
01:21:24 and so I'm not sure
01:21:27 You can say that. It's all right.
01:21:30 Whatever you're trying to be,
01:21:34 Not at all. I love this wine.
01:21:37 I make what I like.
01:21:39 So the next wine is Mangus,
01:21:42 This was just bottled,
01:21:45 55% Cab, 36 Sangio, 9 Merlot.
01:21:53 Wow. The Sangiovese
01:21:55 l think so, too, despite the fact
01:22:01 That floral and dried cherry character.
01:22:16 Wow.
01:22:17 Well, as you know, since l live in ltaly,
01:22:21 particularly Tuscany,
01:22:24 - The y grow it there?
01:22:27 - That's the holy grail, baby.
01:22:30 So I think you guys are really on
01:22:36 I don't think California
01:22:39 Yeah.
01:22:40 What a view.
01:22:43 I had no idea with--
01:22:46 - So much work it's crazy.
01:22:49 It must have cost
01:22:52 Yeah, pretty much.
01:22:53 You really don't see something like this
01:22:57 I wouldn't really know. I don't really--
01:22:59 I've never spent really any time in Napa,
01:23:01 - Really?
01:23:03 I've been asked that a lot.
01:23:06 Spend a lot of time in Napa,
01:23:10 Yeah, because it's funny for me.
01:23:12 I mean, I've been to Napa, of course,
01:23:15 l live in Europe,
01:23:18 I've seen all the great vineyards,
01:23:21 But for me, you know,
01:23:25 Maybe parts of the Rhone Valley.
01:23:27 But this looks volcanic, even.
01:23:31 - Were you saying that this is volcanic soil?
01:23:33 If you look at a topographical map here,
01:23:35 you'll see hundreds of volcanoes
01:23:38 Basically, from about this area north,
01:23:40 up past Flagstaff,
01:23:43 It's just amazing.
01:23:47 Yeah. This is pumice.
01:23:49 And what's funny is it reminds me
01:23:51 of vineyards I've been to
01:23:55 on the hillsides of Etna,
01:23:59 the volcano.
01:24:00 - Never been.
01:24:03 Judith.
01:24:04 This is 1 00% Cabernet.
01:24:07 - And this is named after your mom?
01:24:12 Yes-- I really like
01:24:17 It reminds me of some of the classic
01:24:21 like Heitz and other wines,
01:24:24 They came from the floor there--
01:24:29 - Yeah.
01:24:36 Classic Cab grown at almost 5,000 feet.
01:24:44 Finally.
01:24:45 All the bullshit you used to make
01:24:49 Thanks, James.
01:24:54 No, but this tastes
01:24:57 Don't you remember
01:24:59 - Wasn't it a Cab you gave me?
01:25:01 - We met at chateau Marmont.
01:25:03 And you go, "What do you think
01:25:05 - "Get out."
01:25:07 I said, "You can do better."
01:25:09 I said,
01:25:11 - Right.
01:25:16 More Bordeaux, but something,
01:25:19 And when you think ofArizona--
01:25:22 - Hello.
01:25:23 You know?
01:25:24 I'm just not so sure it goes with roadkill.
01:25:28 You just don't know.
01:25:31 Is that coming for dinner tomorrow night?
01:25:33 No, but seriously, this--
01:25:35 - this is pretty impressive.
01:25:37 Thank you. Cheers.
01:25:40 Judith would be happy to hear that.
01:25:42 What l like about a lot of wines
01:25:46 Wine is an evocative,
01:25:49 You drink it,
01:25:53 The Judith I really like
01:25:55 because not only is it
01:25:57 I love the structure and the character--
01:26:00 but l love the story about--
01:26:02 about Maynard's mom,
01:26:05 and that's really touching.
01:26:07 But I also appreciate
01:26:11 I've walked in the vineyards,
01:26:14 I've smelled the flowers,
01:26:17 the area,
01:26:19 and now in my mind and in my heart,
01:26:23 Wine is a time machine,
01:26:25 particularly when you drink old wines.
01:26:27 I've had wines from 1 865.
01:26:30 And you drink it, and you think,
01:26:34 It has such flavor."
01:26:36 But then, at the same time,
01:26:38 when it was made and what happened.
01:26:40 The Judith--
01:26:44 It brings it back right away.
01:26:46 I'm back there in the vineyards
01:26:52 but I'm really happy,
01:26:57 you know-- for Maynard,
01:26:59 and I wish him the best.
01:27:00 And, you know, I just--
01:27:03 And I'm happy that it's not just a whim,
01:27:06 friends and also artists like Maynard...
01:27:09 You know,
01:27:11 And I think that, in fact,
01:27:15 that my friend
01:27:19 and that it's all going to be okay.
01:27:25 I got a question for you.
01:27:27 What kind of tool do you have to be
01:27:49 This doesn't taste like wine.
01:27:56 It smells and tastes like shit.
01:28:02 If you guys weren't relatives...
01:28:03 You know,
01:28:05 We had better-- had songs that were--
01:28:09 many more songs than that--
01:28:12 Sing us your song.
01:28:13 My song for-- The songs--
01:28:16 We had better--
01:28:18 I remember
01:28:20 - Your band was on MTV.
01:28:24 Yeah, we had--
01:28:27 It would have been better if we play--
01:28:30 but they wouldn't let us tour, so...
01:28:32 Good luck.
01:28:35 - Thanks for being here.
01:28:37 Thanks so much for coming.
01:28:40 - That's all we have
01:28:51 In 20 years from now,
01:28:54 as the man who launched
01:28:56 the Arizona wine craze
01:29:00 Probably not, but anything is possible.
01:29:02 I think that he's got his hands
01:29:05 that sort of the legacy of Maynard
01:29:09 is still really up for grabs.
01:29:11 And I think that that's what he's
01:29:14 I mean, he's a man creating his legacy
01:29:18 even though Tool is still going strong.
01:29:21 Maynard, we haven't told you this yet,
01:29:24 but we were in L.A. shooting
01:29:28 Yeah.
01:29:29 And we were approached
01:29:33 - A big-time producer.
01:29:35 One of the biggest. He works with--
01:29:37 You're not rolling, Cary?
01:29:40 - No, just checking the lights.
01:29:41 This guy's huge.
01:29:44 He's worked with Mark Burnett
01:29:46 We're talking Survivor.
01:29:49 He's basically the biggest guy in reality TV.
01:29:52 And, you know, he saw a trailer
01:29:57 and he's kind of--
01:29:58 He put an offer on the table
01:30:01 to turn this film into a reality show.
01:30:02 Just kind of take it from here
01:30:05 Keep the crews here.
01:30:06 Really tell the story further.
01:30:09 And we were thinking that,
01:30:12 it'd obviously be huge
01:30:16 - We'd all make millions, probably.
01:30:19 Is that appealing to you in any way?
01:30:22 What are your thoughts about that?
01:30:26 The only reason people are going to know
01:30:29 digging holes and making wine
01:30:33 is because you have a camera on me.
01:30:35 That's the only reason.
01:30:37 And who know--I mean, it's a camera.
01:30:39 Who knows what happened
01:30:41 We could set this whole thing up.
01:30:43 This might be my first time on this location.
01:30:46 As soon as the camera's on,
01:30:49 It's just the nature of reality TV.
01:30:52 This may not be how I am.
01:30:54 People get into winemaking all the time,
01:30:56 with such little knowledge
01:31:01 Okay? l mean, think about this really.
01:31:04 When people see--
01:31:08 I think sometimes they think
01:31:11 but a lot of times
01:31:14 and pontificating and, you know,
01:31:18 You guys may even have
01:31:20 But, you know,
01:31:25 It's hard labor.
01:31:27 So why am I not in Vegas
01:31:29 with hookers and piňa coladas
01:31:37 We reserve those kind of things
01:31:40 I'm not the beautiful people.
01:31:42 I'm the hardworking guy.
01:31:44 I'm going to have to till the soil.
01:31:46 Nothing I get comes easy.
01:31:49 And I don't see life
01:31:52 and then you just
01:31:54 There is no such thing as coasting in life.
01:31:58 It's always going to be change and chaos,
01:32:02 I think that chaos and change is goo.
01:32:04 It took people seven years to get Tool.
01:32:07 It took people seven years
01:32:09 It'll take people seven years
01:32:12 And it takes seven years to see a dollar
01:32:14 out of a bottle of wine
01:32:20 and a perfect number
01:32:24 l'm alive still,
01:32:26 so much to know, so much to explore.
01:32:31 I can't really-- I just--
01:32:35 I'd like to think that l've played a role
01:32:38 I think with each year we get closer to him
01:32:42 lt's going to take me many years
01:32:46 and so getting out of the nest
01:32:49 Eric's going to be a key factor in that.
01:32:53 He's going to be the one
01:32:55 and that's that step of the Stronghold
01:32:58 I'd like to be able to present him
01:33:03 and have him give me the nod that...
01:33:06 I've accomplished something on my own.
01:33:10 And then it would be more of a matter of us
01:33:13 both having our businesses side by side
01:33:14 being like the old men
01:33:16 and saying, "You know,
01:33:18 And "I did this last week,
01:33:20 and, you know, stuff like that.
01:33:22 And that's where I see us.
01:33:25 who are going to get this place dialed.
01:33:27 And other people will come along after us
01:33:30 and take advantage of what we learned.
01:33:32 But I think we're going to stay
01:33:34 very motivated, ambitious people,
01:33:38 And, you know,
01:33:41 This isn't just about
01:33:44 that says,
01:33:46 It's more about our own innate curiosity
01:33:52 I think I could probably speak
01:33:54 on behalf of Eric on this one and say,
01:33:59 fuck, no.
01:34:00 Wow.
01:34:02 You know, when this is a wrap,
01:34:04 I want to get back to my life.
01:34:07 I mean, I don't know if you noticed
01:34:10 but l'm not really much of a people person,
01:34:12 so this is not really what I like.
01:34:15 And head back to the cave,
01:34:17 get back to work and, you know,
01:34:21 shoot trespassers.
01:34:23 You included.
01:34:25 Wow.
01:34:26 But, I mean,
01:34:30 I mean, we'd handle it artfully.
01:34:34 I mean, do you feel like this film,
01:34:37 We're at the end of the movie now.
01:34:41 you and Eric as winemakers?
01:34:43 I mean...
01:34:45 As artists,
01:34:50 interpret, and report as sensualists,
01:34:52 in whatever medium that may be.
01:34:55 And it's our hope
01:34:58 you've had a little glimpse
01:35:01 our creative journey
01:35:04 and hopefully it will inspire you
01:35:06 to either continue your journey
01:35:09 or to start your journey
01:35:11 And hopefully,
01:36:04 I usually light the cigarette
01:36:11 It smokes much better from there. Yeah?
01:36:16 I don't like smoking without nicotine gum.
01:36:23 You know?
01:36:24 Because the nicotine has a friend
01:36:27 when it comes into your mouth.
01:36:31 No one should be alone. Yeah?
01:36:36 This is my workspace.
01:36:37 This is where I work on the grapes.
01:36:42 Look at the grape.
01:36:44 There are four sides to the grape.
01:36:47 There's a top, there's a bottom,
01:36:50 there's the outside and there's the inside,
01:36:53 and then there's a right and left side, too.
01:36:56 But that makes six sides to the grape.
01:37:02 You take your tool
01:37:07 Right?
01:37:08 And this is the purest wine
01:37:12 what you...suck off the tool.
01:37:16 Yeah, that makes the purest wine.
01:37:18 Look at that. It's like sex.
01:37:20 Oh, man.
01:37:22 Magnifique.
01:37:24 Oh, Mother.
01:37:25 Mother's-- Mother's milk.
01:37:28 That is the purest wine.
01:37:33 What is wine?
01:37:36 Wine is grape juice
01:37:38 that has gone bad.
01:37:43 The best part of the wine is the cork,
01:37:46 because it's unused, it's pure.
01:37:49 A wine bottle is just a--
01:37:53 a means of shipping cork around the world.
01:37:57 Open the wine.
01:38:05 The cork is free.
01:38:09 I freed you.
01:38:11 Yeah, I freed you.
01:38:13 Come out, little cork. Come out.
01:38:16 You're free to roam.
01:38:18 How do you get the cork out?
01:38:25 You come all the way from that tree--
01:38:27 that tree--
01:38:30 the cork tree.
01:38:32 And now look at the world.
01:38:34 You've never been here to France,
01:38:39 I will take the cork around Paris later.
01:38:45 "château Lafite, 1 827."
01:38:52 I use this to wash my dishes.
01:38:56 Look at the grapes. They laugh.
01:38:59 They laugh at the wine.
01:39:02 You've gotten old.
01:39:04 You're no good no more.
01:39:05 Look at us. We're young.
01:39:12 Fuck you, wine!
01:39:14 Fuck you, old man!
01:39:20 everything you think about wine
01:39:24 is exactly wrong.