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Blue State
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This land is your land |
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From the California |
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From the redwood forest |
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This land was made |
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As I went walking |
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I saw above me |
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I saw below me |
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Can I help you? |
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Hi, I'm John Logue |
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and we just wanna make sure |
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We have you listed |
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I'm voting for Bush. |
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You are? |
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Sorry, no matter how many times |
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I just can't get over it. |
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to metabolize someone |
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Sir, would you at least take this brochure |
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to vote for John Kerry this year? |
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Hi, I'm John Logue |
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Couldn't help but notice you have a Bush... |
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But the war in Iraq |
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And he sold it to the American people |
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Why don't you just let |
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It's a democratic election, ma'am. |
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This president has made, I regret to say, |
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and judgment is what we look for |
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in the president |
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Okay, I wanna make a solemn promise |
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with all of you here as my witnesses. |
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Now, he's not gonna win, |
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We know who's gonna win, right? |
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But if... |
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If George Dubya Bush gets elected |
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I swear, I promise on my life, |
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that I will move to Canada! |
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No more Bush! No more Bush! |
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I would not give up this fight if there |
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But it is now clear that even when |
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there won't be enough outstanding votes |
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And therefore, we cannot win this election. |
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Oh, I hate you. Oh, I hate you. I hate you. |
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My friends, it was here that |
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and all we had was hope |
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Meanwhile, a jubilant |
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The President spoke |
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These words will go a long way. |
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And, Jeff, I think with this |
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What were we thinking, |
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I mean, the second it happened, |
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"There's no way Kerry was gonna win. " |
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they voted for this evil, warmongering, |
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with Dick Cheney's hand up his ass. |
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has such a self-defeating |
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that we nominated |
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Man, it was close. |
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Sort of. Not really. |
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I was just so excited to see |
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on Bush's face |
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You know, he's got that look, that... |
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Curious George getting a bad hand job. |
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Now, what about your promise? |
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What promise? |
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Don't fucking play dumb. |
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They knew I wasn't serious. |
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You swore on your life, John. |
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You were on the news. |
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It was local. |
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You swore on your life. |
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I'm not moving to fucking Canada, Hal. |
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Hey, John, it's Matt. Pretty bummed. |
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I know how much this election meant |
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I mean, for all of us. For me. For all of us. |
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Thinking about hanging myself |
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Oh, I'm thinking about going |
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If you wanna go, give me a call before then. |
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John, it's David. I just spoke to Hal, |
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A bunch of us were gonna do something, |
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Man, you're moving to Canada. Wow! |
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Oh, Canada! |
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Hey, Craig, is she in? |
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Hey. |
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Hey. |
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Oh. |
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Bad day, huh? |
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It just feels like a different country. |
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Oh, I know how hard you worked. I'm sorry. |
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I'm sorry for all of us. |
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I've got bad news. If you're here |
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What? |
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DigiHouse cancelled |
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They what? |
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Yeah, they decided to go |
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They're moving their operations |
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Oh, this is unbelievable. |
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Hey, I thought that blogging thing |
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you know, with the election and all. |
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Have you been reading it? |
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Yeah... |
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Angry Donkey. |
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Thedonkeyrevolution. Com. |
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Right. Well, I checked it |
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I'm sorry. |
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Look, I will let you know |
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Maybe we can grab a drink this week. |
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I thought... |
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Did you give any more thought |
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John, I... |
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What is that? |
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I know. |
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I've been meaning to talk to you. |
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I thought we were |
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Well, you didn't even want to talk |
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I was focused on the campaign. |
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I thought now was the time |
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Well, how long |
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Apparently, not that long. |
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Who is it? |
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Don't do this. |
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Do I know him? |
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Craig? |
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Craig? |
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Craig? |
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I'm sorry. |
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You think? |
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You've reached John Logue. |
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for the future of America right now, so |
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on November 3rd. And don't forget to vote. |
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Hello, John, I'm calling |
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up here in Winnipeg, Manitoba. |
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And we're an organization set up |
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after last week's tragic election. |
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We heard about what you're doing, |
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So, give us a dingle at 204-555-7328, |
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and ask for Gloria. Thanks so much, then. |
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"Liberal ladies and gentlemen |
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"now that George W. Bush will be with us, |
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"single American liberals |
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Dude, I swear I didn't sign you up. |
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Then how'd they find me? |
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They didn't read it on your blog. |
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How do you know? Maybe they did. |
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Dude, nobody reads your stupid blog. |
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Oh, screw you. |
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So, what's her name? |
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Oh... |
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Hello? |
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Hi, is this MarryACanadian. Com? |
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You mean dot C-A. |
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This is John Logue. Somebody |
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Oh, that was me. I'm so glad you called. |
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And you found my number how? |
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A friend of mine heard |
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who saw on TV that you were planning |
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if Bush won the election. |
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What are you, the CIA? |
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No. Canada doesn't have |
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We let people enjoy their privacy. |
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So, we've got people coming up |
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Well, I haven't even decided if... |
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If you wanna come up here, |
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to help you get accustomed |
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including finding a Canadian |
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Did you get a chance |
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Yeah, I... |
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I thought it was a joke. |
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We've had some American news |
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And these women are willing to marry me? |
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Well, it's a little more involved |
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Look, this is really... |
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This is really nice of you, Gloria. |
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Well, we're nice up here sometimes |
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Thank you, I'll be in touch. |
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I wanna get out |
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You know, you've got a computer, |
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Track everything you do. |
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I got my FBI file once |
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This fucking thick, man. |
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My girlfriend lives in Vancouver, |
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Tall latté, no fat, extra foam. |
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So I saw your post, |
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Last road trip I took, I listened to |
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Something about it |
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Right. |
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You got those multinationals |
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And what are your political views? |
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Yeah, I saw that on the flier. |
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You voted for Bush, didn't you? |
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So, it's cool if I bring my pet snake? |
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Well, you know... |
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Marry a Canadian, huh? |
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Yeah, man, |
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- All righty. |
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- Okay. |
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Okay. It's John. |
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Are you John? |
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Yeah. |
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Hi. Chloe. |
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Hi. |
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Sorry. I'm like an hour late. |
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Hi, you want a coffee or tea or... |
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No, I'm okay. |
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Oh, okay. Have a seat. |
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- Thanks. |
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Sorry... |
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Chloe. Chloe Haymon or Hamon? |
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Hamon. |
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You know, that's Spanish for ham, |
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I think it's an English name. |
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No one's ever pointed that out to you? |
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You're the first. Congrats. |
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Well. |
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So what do you do, John? |
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I was a graphic designer. |
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but I gave up my job |
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So, you're gonna be looking for work |
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Well, my moving to Canada is a protest |
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against the recently |
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Why? Are you somebody I should know |
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What do you mean? |
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I mean, who's gonna care |
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Well, you don't have to be a somebody |
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But, yeah, actually, |
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and I write a blog |
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Cool. So are you gonna have, |
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No, but I'll be documenting it on the |
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What about you? Why do you want to go? |
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Oh, I'm with you. I just wanna get |
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Were you working on the campaign? |
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Yeah. |
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Which group? |
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The main one. For Kerry. |
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The D.N. C? |
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Yeah. |
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I heard you guys were more |
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Yeah, yeah, they were pretty good |
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Not good enough, though. |
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Yeah, I'm just so sick of it all. |
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And there's people dying over there |
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And then he gets re-elected? |
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Exactly. |
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So, are you gonna be |
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Well, I have a couple of more people to... |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, very soon. |
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'Cause I could leave tomorrow. |
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Great. |
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I can't believe she's hot. |
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You could come, too. |
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- Are you two gonna share a hotel room? |
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Are you gonna share a bed? |
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It's only a few days' drive. |
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- Gonna share your fluids? |
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I'm going up there |
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Please. Did Gandhi go |
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with some little communist hottie |
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- No. |
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He fasted for weeks. |
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Martin Luther King, did he desegregate |
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I don't think so. He marched, |
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and honky policemen, and then he got shot. |
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You're going on what I believe will be |
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You were practically forcing me into this |
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- He'll be gone in four years. |
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This country is too conservative. |
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And you're really gonna give up |
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That's my plan. |
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- Good morning. |
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Here, let me help you with that. |
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Nah, I got it. |
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- Ready to hit the road? |
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I was thinking maybe we'll stop |
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I don't know your financial situation, but... |
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No, no, that's good. That's great. |
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Okay. |
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'Cause it can get kind of tense, |
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if they're on totally separate budgets, |
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One person wants to go |
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No, no, no, I totally agree. |
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Good, I'm really glad to hear you say that. |
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If you open the glove compartment there... |
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What is this? |
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That is a budget I put together. |
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It's got meals, gas, hotel rates, |
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And also, I mapped out the best route |
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Thanks. Thanks for doing this. |
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You're welcome. |
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Good to know |
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Yeah, well, I think it's best to do that |
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You know, before each adventure, |
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Should we stop for gas? |
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Yeah, but we gotta wait |
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Why? |
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Coorco is a Venezuelan company. |
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I know, Chavez is no saint, |
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What if we don't pass one? |
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No, we will. I mapped out |
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If you go to the tab marked "gas. " |
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This is really detailed. |
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It's a program on the computer. |
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It's more for fun, I do it. But I enjoy it. |
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Are you a vegetarian? |
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- Me? |
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No. |
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Huh. |
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Are you? |
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Yeah. |
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That'll be $7.55, please. |
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All right, there you go. |
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All right, here's your change. |
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You wanna drive for a while? |
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Isn't it stick? |
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Yeah. |
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I can't drive stick. |
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What? |
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I don't know how. |
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But the flier said you needed to know |
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Didn't it say standard? |
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Standard is stick. |
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Oh, I thought standard was regular. |
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No, there's automatic and there's stan... |
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It's my fault, |
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I've been meaning to learn. |
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Yeah, it's okay. |
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You know, we never actually talked |
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Oh, right. Yeah. |
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You know, if we were gonna get |
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I mean, I don't care either way. |
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Me neither. |
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Okay. Good. |
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How about, if they have single rooms |
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but if they only have rooms with one bed, |
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Sure, or whatever... I could sleep |
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I could sleep on the floor, too. |
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- Right. We could switch off. |
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We only have rooms available |
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A king's pretty big. |
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Let's get two rooms. |
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Sure. Yeah. There's probably more stuff |
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Yeah. |
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- Two rooms? |
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- That's better. |
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Do you have Internet access anywhere? |
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Yes, there's wireless in all the rooms. |
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Oh, great. |
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Well, they have a... This way. |
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Or I saw a diner |
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Sure. I'll eat anything. |
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Okay. |
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So, just knock on my door |
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Okay. |
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When you win, there is a feeling |
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that the people have spoken |
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And that's what I intend |
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I made it clear |
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It's one of the wonderful... |
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It's like earning capital. |
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You asked, "Do I feel free?" |
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I earned capital in the campaign, |
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and now I intend to spend it. |
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It is my style. That's what happened |
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I earned some capital. |
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And I'm gonna spend it for what... |
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...I've told the people I'd spend it on. |
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Come on. |
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Been a fantastic experience, |
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Come on. |
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You've seen it from one perspective, |
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Saw you standing there at the last, final |
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I was observing you observe, and you saw |
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What are you doing? |
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I was just... I'll figure this out later. |
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Now that I've got |
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I'm going to start enforcing |
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That was three questions. |
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Our president, ladies and gentleman. |
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As far as Tony Blair's comments, |
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Middle East peace |
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I always hate when people |
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tie my shoes, or shave, |
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Anything else you don't like? |
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Sorry. |
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So what did you do |
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I was a teacher. |
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Really? What'd you teach? |
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Phys ed. |
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How'd you get into that? |
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I... |
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And there's yours. |
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Thanks. |
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And your salad. |
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Thank you. |
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And your biscuit. |
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So, tell me about that organization thing |
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Well, it's a group that helps people |
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find jobs and, you know, meet Canadians. |
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Sounds perfect. |
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Yeah, and the lady who runs it, Gloria, |
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Aren't you worried |
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Well, graphic design's pretty portable, |
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Plus, I'd really like to focus |
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What's that? |
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My website. The blog. |
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It's like the Daily Kos or Wonkette. |
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Remember? |
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So, 7:00 tomorrow? |
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7:00's a little early. |
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What time, then? |
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8:00, 8:30? |
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8:30. |
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Good night. |
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Good night. |
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Let me transfer you |
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Who's coming home |
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In today's top story, |
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...and three other Cabinet members have |
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though Powell has told reporters |
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until a successor is named. |
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Letters of resignation were also delivered |
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Agriculture Secretary Anne Veneman, |
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Concerns over the health |
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continue despite... |
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Okay, I'll... |
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Now, let's... Okay, let's put it in neutral. |
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Put your foot on the clutch. |
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Now, you're in first. Now, you ease... |
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Okay, yeah, you can turn that thing |
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And then... Okay, now, those are cars, |
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Okay, you wanna go left. |
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Good. This is lovely. |
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Okay, you know, |
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The Left just got a little bit louder on |
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The Majority Report. |
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The Republican Party, it is |
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are going to implode, |
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the neocons, the Evangelicals, |
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Hello, Mom? |
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Hi. |
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It's John. |
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Yeah. I... |
| 00:27:35 |
I got a little surprise for you. |
| 00:27:41 |
Yeah. Exactly. |
| 00:27:47 |
I guess around 4:00. |
| 00:27:51 |
Mom, look, I'm in Oregon. It's hard to |
| 00:27:55 |
in Eastern Washington State, |
| 00:28:01 |
I will call you when I'm closer, okay? |
| 00:28:05 |
Just me and a friend. |
| 00:28:09 |
Yes, and she has blue hair, |
| 00:28:13 |
I'm just gonna tell you this now, |
| 00:28:17 |
Would you just tell Dad, so he doesn't... |
| 00:28:23 |
Okay, me, too. Bye. |
| 00:28:28 |
You ready? |
| 00:28:30 |
There's something I kind of neglected |
| 00:28:32 |
What's that? |
| 00:28:34 |
My parents live |
| 00:28:37 |
which, unfortunately, |
| 00:28:42 |
Why didn't you say anything? |
| 00:28:43 |
I don't know. |
| 00:28:44 |
I wasn't sure whether we should stop. |
| 00:28:47 |
I don't mind parents, |
| 00:28:52 |
I can't do this. |
| 00:28:53 |
Come on, give me the keys. |
| 00:28:56 |
I'll drive. |
| 00:28:58 |
- Really? |
| 00:29:06 |
When I laid in the sun, |
| 00:29:12 |
Let's put something else on. |
| 00:29:13 |
When you laid in the sun, |
| 00:29:17 |
Wow, you got a lot of CDs. |
| 00:29:19 |
I don't know how much time we're given |
| 00:29:22 |
They're alphabetized. Aw. |
| 00:29:24 |
Look, maybe you should just drive, huh? |
| 00:29:26 |
Bushisms? What are these? I got it. |
| 00:29:29 |
Yeah, here, I'll show you. Put one in. |
| 00:29:34 |
And then after you'd left... |
| 00:29:36 |
Here, it's a little project of mine. |
| 00:29:41 |
You're free and freedom is beautiful. |
| 00:29:44 |
And, you know, it'll take time |
| 00:29:49 |
So? He messes up sometimes. |
| 00:29:52 |
I don't see why people |
| 00:29:54 |
...hauling in a lot of the key operators. |
| 00:29:56 |
It's a huge deal. You have to listen. |
| 00:29:59 |
The real story of his presidency |
| 00:30:03 |
It's like Freudian slips. |
| 00:30:06 |
...vast majority of Iraqis want to live |
| 00:30:12 |
And we will find these people, |
| 00:30:16 |
and we will bring them to justice. |
| 00:30:19 |
It's like he tells everyone the truth |
| 00:30:22 |
but people just pass it off |
| 00:30:26 |
See, it's the mistakes |
| 00:30:29 |
...the joy of Hanukkah. |
| 00:30:31 |
I'm sorry, but you've got |
| 00:30:34 |
If this were a dictatorship, |
| 00:30:49 |
Anything I should know |
| 00:30:52 |
About my parents? Honestly, |
| 00:30:56 |
slam the door in your face. |
| 00:31:00 |
I'm not that bad. |
| 00:31:03 |
I don't know if I can handle this. |
| 00:31:04 |
Come on, John, grow up. |
| 00:31:07 |
Twenty-eight. |
| 00:31:08 |
And you still haven't gotten over |
| 00:31:11 |
bringing home someone |
| 00:31:13 |
It's a little more than that. |
| 00:31:15 |
If I brought home a vegetarian, |
| 00:31:18 |
my dad would probably be forcing you to |
| 00:31:22 |
before dinner was over. |
| 00:31:23 |
But I'd bring you home anyway, |
| 00:31:27 |
Thanks. |
| 00:31:28 |
Besides, we're not even dating. |
| 00:32:05 |
Door's open. |
| 00:32:17 |
Hello? |
| 00:32:18 |
In here. |
| 00:32:26 |
Could you give me a hand, please? |
| 00:32:29 |
Hi, Mom. |
| 00:32:31 |
Close the rotisserie, please. |
| 00:32:37 |
Now. |
| 00:32:40 |
How are you, John? |
| 00:32:42 |
Mom, you know I don't eat meat. |
| 00:32:44 |
Are you still doing that? |
| 00:32:45 |
Last time I checked, |
| 00:32:46 |
the agro-business-industrial complex |
| 00:32:50 |
What have we here? |
| 00:32:51 |
Mom, this is Chloe Hamon. |
| 00:32:53 |
Oh, dear. |
| 00:32:56 |
It's a necklace, Mom. |
| 00:32:58 |
Actually, it's kind of a new look for me. |
| 00:33:02 |
See? |
| 00:33:04 |
That was you? |
| 00:33:07 |
Dear, could you help me set the table? |
| 00:33:13 |
Of course. |
| 00:33:16 |
Okay, if we leave right now, |
| 00:33:18 |
She's fine. |
| 00:33:21 |
You had some style in high school. |
| 00:33:23 |
John-John, your father's home. |
| 00:33:26 |
Go ahead, John-John. I'll set the table. |
| 00:33:37 |
Come back to America-Town with your tail |
| 00:33:43 |
I thought maybe we'd cover hello |
| 00:33:45 |
Yeah, well, our man wiped his ass |
| 00:33:48 |
You heard the Vice President, |
| 00:33:52 |
Well, if Cheney said |
| 00:33:54 |
You are the poster child |
| 00:33:58 |
You cynical, sarcastic, |
| 00:34:02 |
All you ever do is whine, whine, |
| 00:34:05 |
Complain, complain, whine, complain, |
| 00:34:08 |
Bitch, whine, and complain. |
| 00:34:12 |
and criticize, and whine, and bitch. |
| 00:34:15 |
Well, I'd rather sit back |
| 00:34:18 |
than let your boys into the White House |
| 00:34:23 |
If that's the way you feel. |
| 00:34:24 |
You see where we flushed out a bunch |
| 00:34:29 |
Fourteen more US troops were killed. |
| 00:34:32 |
You probably think we need to pass |
| 00:34:36 |
See, that's the problem, |
| 00:34:38 |
without even thinking about it. |
| 00:34:44 |
You come on my program |
| 00:34:48 |
- Dad. |
| 00:34:50 |
Cut off his mic! |
| 00:35:03 |
So tell me, why would |
| 00:35:07 |
like yourself wanna vote for the other side? |
| 00:35:10 |
Mom. |
| 00:35:12 |
I asked you a question, sir. |
| 00:35:17 |
I'd rather not talk about this. |
| 00:35:19 |
Well, it's unpatriotic, it's anti-American. |
| 00:35:22 |
Being critical of your government's |
| 00:35:25 |
a person can make. |
| 00:35:28 |
Come on. |
| 00:35:30 |
Didn't Vietnam show that? |
| 00:35:32 |
The Civil Rights movement? |
| 00:35:34 |
No, you're living in the past. |
| 00:35:35 |
People are dying every day. |
| 00:35:37 |
Not just American soldiers, |
| 00:35:39 |
who never did a damn thing. |
| 00:35:42 |
Never did a thing! What about 9/11? |
| 00:35:44 |
They had nothing to do with 9/11. |
| 00:35:47 |
This is all just the White House |
| 00:35:50 |
It's the Cold War all over again. |
| 00:35:52 |
That's right, and we won the Cold War! |
| 00:35:54 |
Deposing dictators who were not a threat |
| 00:35:58 |
You are so out of line! |
| 00:35:59 |
Of course, Bush wouldn't know that, |
| 00:36:00 |
because he hasn't read a book |
| 00:36:02 |
Do you know that Kennedy read |
| 00:36:05 |
during the Cuban Missile Crisis? |
| 00:36:06 |
Our president listens |
| 00:36:10 |
Who know what? All they're doing |
| 00:36:11 |
is turning the people of the Middle East |
| 00:36:14 |
That's because they're getting |
| 00:36:16 |
We've got brave boys over there. |
| 00:36:18 |
Yeah, who are giving their lives |
| 00:36:21 |
Next caller. |
| 00:36:25 |
Uh, San Diego. |
| 00:36:27 |
San Diego, California, you're on the line. |
| 00:36:29 |
- Dad. |
| 00:36:32 |
Next caller. |
| 00:36:35 |
John... |
| 00:36:38 |
Yes, John. |
| 00:36:41 |
I'll go get some more orange juice. |
| 00:36:58 |
Is everything okay? |
| 00:37:06 |
He wasn't always like this. |
| 00:37:11 |
Our other son is in Iraq, you know. |
| 00:37:16 |
I didn't know. |
| 00:37:19 |
Of course, John didn't tell you. |
| 00:37:22 |
Look. |
| 00:37:34 |
We can believe different things, Dad. |
| 00:37:36 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:37:39 |
What about Perry? |
| 00:37:43 |
He knows how I feel. |
| 00:37:46 |
But, what if he were... |
| 00:37:50 |
If he were to... |
| 00:37:51 |
It's not about that. |
| 00:37:56 |
Dad... |
| 00:38:00 |
I cannot have you saying these things |
| 00:38:10 |
Go on. |
| 00:38:13 |
Get out. |
| 00:38:41 |
We're leaving. |
| 00:38:53 |
Mom. |
| 00:39:00 |
Why do you provoke him like that? |
| 00:39:06 |
I'm going. |
| 00:39:17 |
Thanks for stopping by, John-John. |
| 00:39:50 |
How come you never told me? |
| 00:39:53 |
We've only known each other |
| 00:39:56 |
Okay, don't fucking snap at me. |
| 00:40:00 |
You know, it must be hard for them |
| 00:40:02 |
with their other son over there. |
| 00:40:03 |
I am doing the best thing |
| 00:40:06 |
I'm trying to end this thing. |
| 00:40:07 |
Still, they might not wanna hear it. |
| 00:40:12 |
We're all so fucking brainwashed into |
| 00:40:17 |
That somehow it's against the troops. |
| 00:40:19 |
Okay, John, I don't wanna hear |
| 00:40:20 |
I'm just trying to talk to you |
| 00:40:22 |
'Cause you can go back there and |
| 00:40:25 |
trying to lecture me about something |
| 00:40:27 |
I know that this is a pointless war, |
| 00:40:30 |
that your brother has to be |
| 00:40:32 |
But just because I don't feel like |
| 00:40:35 |
doesn't mean I don't have |
| 00:40:51 |
Hi, can I help you? |
| 00:40:53 |
Two rooms. |
| 00:40:59 |
Just fill these out. |
| 00:41:38 |
I'm sorry I went off on you last night. |
| 00:41:41 |
Hey, it's a road trip, right? |
| 00:41:43 |
We've gotta get on each other's nerves |
| 00:41:46 |
Anyway, I'm sorry. Go ahead. |
| 00:41:54 |
But I am in a good mood today. |
| 00:41:56 |
Why is that? |
| 00:41:57 |
It's border day. |
| 00:41:59 |
- Wow. |
| 00:42:01 |
- Already? |
| 00:42:04 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:42:08 |
I'm okay. |
| 00:42:13 |
Look, I just wanted to tell you I'm okay. |
| 00:42:19 |
Okay? |
| 00:42:22 |
Bye. |
| 00:42:39 |
I gotta go to the bathroom. |
| 00:42:41 |
Okay, well, we'll stop on the other side. |
| 00:42:43 |
I gotta go really bad. |
| 00:42:45 |
Well, there's nowhere |
| 00:42:47 |
Stop the car! |
| 00:42:48 |
We're already here, okay? |
| 00:42:49 |
Relax, we'll talk about it |
| 00:42:52 |
No, I can't talk about it |
| 00:42:54 |
because I can't go to the other side. |
| 00:43:00 |
Now, what is so |
| 00:43:03 |
What? |
| 00:43:06 |
I'm in the Army. |
| 00:43:10 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:43:11 |
I already did one tour in Iraq, |
| 00:43:12 |
and I'm supposed to be |
| 00:43:18 |
You were in Iraq? |
| 00:43:21 |
You were in Iraq. |
| 00:43:25 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:43:29 |
They let you look like that in the Army? |
| 00:43:31 |
No, the hair, the whole thing |
| 00:43:34 |
and I was never a gym teacher. |
| 00:43:37 |
Just drive me back to Spokane, |
| 00:43:39 |
This was a stupid idea, anyway. |
| 00:43:42 |
You're gonna give up now? |
| 00:43:45 |
No, I can't. They'll run my passport. |
| 00:43:47 |
You came on this trip for a reason, right? |
| 00:43:49 |
Yeah, but I changed my mind. |
| 00:43:50 |
So what are you gonna do? You're gonna |
| 00:43:54 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:43:57 |
I wish I could take my brother |
| 00:44:04 |
Come on, please. |
| 00:44:09 |
You can do this. |
| 00:44:38 |
- Good day. |
| 00:44:40 |
Passports, please. |
| 00:44:41 |
Yep. Here you go. |
| 00:44:44 |
What is the purpose |
| 00:44:47 |
We're visiting my aunt. |
| 00:44:49 |
Where does she live? |
| 00:44:50 |
Winnipeg. |
| 00:44:52 |
What's her name? |
| 00:44:58 |
O'Neill. Gloria O'Neill. |
| 00:45:01 |
Are you carrying |
| 00:45:04 |
No. |
| 00:45:05 |
Any reefer? |
| 00:45:07 |
No. |
| 00:45:08 |
American beer? |
| 00:45:12 |
Beer? Is American beer illegal? |
| 00:45:15 |
No, but it tastes like piss. |
| 00:45:20 |
Welcome to Canada. |
| 00:45:26 |
Thank you. |
| 00:45:34 |
Whoa. Whoa. |
| 00:45:43 |
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. |
| 00:45:44 |
I see pearly gates |
| 00:45:49 |
Held up by wheat |
| 00:45:52 |
You can't expect to find heaven |
| 00:45:58 |
My father was in the Army, his brother, |
| 00:46:04 |
My mom was an Army brat. |
| 00:46:10 |
Germany, the Philippines, |
| 00:46:13 |
I don't have any brothers, so |
| 00:46:18 |
That's why you enlisted? |
| 00:46:19 |
No, I didn't go right into the service. |
| 00:46:23 |
I mean, I went for like a year and a half, |
| 00:46:26 |
So, I'm going from job to job, making dick. |
| 00:46:29 |
I'm living with this guy |
| 00:46:32 |
basically because I can't afford |
| 00:46:35 |
Suddenly, following |
| 00:46:38 |
didn't seem like such a bad idea. |
| 00:46:41 |
And it didn't bother you |
| 00:46:44 |
The recruiter promised that, since I was |
| 00:46:49 |
You believed a recruiter? |
| 00:46:51 |
Maybe all your Fahrenheit 9/11- watching |
| 00:46:55 |
but this is a representative of the US Army. |
| 00:46:58 |
I asked him three times, |
| 00:47:02 |
He looked me in the eye |
| 00:47:06 |
Jesus. |
| 00:47:07 |
And then I get to basic training, |
| 00:47:11 |
who are just looking for a way out of life. |
| 00:47:16 |
People like me. |
| 00:47:19 |
Do any of them like it? |
| 00:47:23 |
Some do. |
| 00:47:28 |
How come you never told me |
| 00:47:30 |
I don't know. It never came up. |
| 00:47:34 |
Yeah, but you talk about the war |
| 00:47:37 |
I mean, I was thinking, |
| 00:47:40 |
It still matters, you know. |
| 00:47:42 |
I gotta tell you the truth. |
| 00:47:47 |
Maybe I am. |
| 00:47:48 |
Seriously, is it really such a big deal |
| 00:47:52 |
that you have to move out of the country |
| 00:47:57 |
Yeah. Yeah, people don't live |
| 00:48:00 |
How is this living what you believe? |
| 00:48:04 |
Take September 11th. Okay, |
| 00:48:08 |
but after a while, time passes, life goes on. |
| 00:48:11 |
But that's the way life is. It goes on. |
| 00:48:13 |
Not for the families who lost someone. |
| 00:48:16 |
Did you know someone? |
| 00:48:19 |
My point is, a couple of years go by, |
| 00:48:23 |
about the war in Iraq, |
| 00:48:26 |
'Cause it's like, |
| 00:48:30 |
But then Bush wins, |
| 00:48:33 |
Do we sacrifice anything? |
| 00:48:37 |
No need to save more, or use less gas, |
| 00:48:44 |
My vote didn't matter. |
| 00:48:47 |
The work I did didn't matter. |
| 00:48:52 |
That's not a place I wanna live in. |
| 00:48:55 |
It sounds to me like you're running away. |
| 00:48:58 |
Yeah, I'm running. |
| 00:49:05 |
Oh, Canada. |
| 00:49:10 |
Oh, Canada. |
| 00:49:16 |
Well, one of them slips |
| 00:49:20 |
in the actual, like, toilet water. |
| 00:49:22 |
- Shut up. |
| 00:49:24 |
And they have that, like, |
| 00:49:33 |
Okay, we got two left. |
| 00:49:34 |
Oh, good. |
| 00:49:36 |
- We need to drink. |
| 00:49:45 |
Cheers. |
| 00:49:46 |
I'll catch up with you. |
| 00:49:54 |
How did I get so tired? |
| 00:49:58 |
You know what you need? Music. |
| 00:50:02 |
Why, will you dance for me? |
| 00:50:04 |
I might. I could be persuaded to dance. |
| 00:50:51 |
Let me know what you think |
| 00:50:53 |
of making the sasquatch |
| 00:50:56 |
I think that's pretty cool. |
| 00:51:01 |
So is this place we're going to |
| 00:51:03 |
I'm not sure. It's not like |
| 00:51:06 |
Well, me neither. |
| 00:51:09 |
Well, you can just tell them |
| 00:51:12 |
Shut up. |
| 00:51:14 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:51:41 |
Oh, John Logue! |
| 00:51:44 |
Oh, my God, you're even cuter in person. |
| 00:51:49 |
Hi. This is Chloe. |
| 00:51:52 |
Hi, I'm Gloria O'Neill, |
| 00:51:57 |
- Oh, I love your hair. |
| 00:51:59 |
Come on in. You just missed the ceremony. |
| 00:52:02 |
Ceremony? |
| 00:52:03 |
Howdy, folks. |
| 00:52:06 |
That's us. Thanks. |
| 00:52:09 |
John? |
| 00:52:10 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:52:14 |
Here you go, keep the change. |
| 00:52:15 |
Okay, this way. |
| 00:52:18 |
Okay. |
| 00:52:19 |
Sorry about the cold. It was 27 last week. |
| 00:52:24 |
I was sunbathing nude in the back, |
| 00:52:27 |
You might have to turn it diagonal there |
| 00:52:31 |
I got it. |
| 00:52:34 |
Come on in. I'll be right back. |
| 00:53:02 |
Did those two just get married? |
| 00:53:04 |
He's American. She's Canadian. |
| 00:53:08 |
from four more years of Dubya. |
| 00:53:11 |
How long have they known each other? |
| 00:53:12 |
Met two days ago. |
| 00:53:15 |
if you're gonna get hitched. |
| 00:53:18 |
you have to live together |
| 00:53:21 |
That's a lot to figure out in two days. |
| 00:53:23 |
Oh, John, some of the girls |
| 00:53:26 |
So I want you to settle in, |
| 00:53:28 |
by which I mean have a few drinks, |
| 00:53:30 |
and I'll introduce the two of you around. |
| 00:53:32 |
But you! You're just as cute as an otter. |
| 00:53:38 |
Here, let me take your coats. |
| 00:53:41 |
Thank you. |
| 00:53:43 |
Here, and put these on. |
| 00:53:44 |
And beer's out front, |
| 00:53:51 |
And there she is, the woman... |
| 00:53:52 |
This is like a mixer. |
| 00:53:54 |
No, it's more like |
| 00:53:57 |
You didn't tell me |
| 00:54:00 |
Oh, I just thought it was |
| 00:54:04 |
Yeah, when you were flagging girls? |
| 00:54:07 |
Do you want beer or wine? |
| 00:54:08 |
Both. |
| 00:54:15 |
Hi. Scott. First time in Canada? |
| 00:54:18 |
Yeah. |
| 00:54:19 |
We got this thing here called |
| 00:54:23 |
No. |
| 00:54:24 |
Well, see, in a field of poppies, |
| 00:54:26 |
they'll cut down the ones |
| 00:54:29 |
So, no one wants to stand out too much. |
| 00:54:34 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:54:35 |
We've got everything you need. |
| 00:54:39 |
- Sure. |
| 00:54:41 |
I'm surprised you haven't heard of that. |
| 00:54:44 |
Well, I arrived at |
| 00:54:48 |
- "About"? |
| 00:54:50 |
I'm sorry, "Aboot. " |
| 00:54:51 |
"Aboot"? No, I mean... |
| 00:54:53 |
Well, you're saying it funny. |
| 00:54:55 |
People who used to vote Democrat |
| 00:54:59 |
well, they're now voting Republican |
| 00:55:01 |
with their moral values. |
| 00:55:03 |
Well, when we were working in Ohio, |
| 00:55:05 |
all they had us doing |
| 00:55:07 |
Why don't you pass me |
| 00:55:13 |
So, do you wanna get married? |
| 00:55:16 |
No. And, anyway, I'm an American, too. |
| 00:55:21 |
So? How about get laid? |
| 00:55:24 |
No. |
| 00:55:27 |
You wanna know a secret? |
| 00:55:30 |
I don't even hate Bush. |
| 00:55:33 |
I mean, that's what I came here for, |
| 00:55:37 |
Oh, jeez, sorry. I've |
| 00:55:42 |
Hey! We're putting you in the penalty box. |
| 00:55:46 |
Sorry, I'll be right back. |
| 00:55:48 |
Are you having fun? |
| 00:55:50 |
Yeah. You? |
| 00:55:51 |
This is like a bad seventh-grade dance. |
| 00:55:54 |
Excuse me. John? |
| 00:55:55 |
Yeah. That's me. |
| 00:55:56 |
I saw your profile on the website. |
| 00:55:59 |
Hi. |
| 00:56:00 |
So, you're a blogger? |
| 00:56:04 |
Oh, we should totally blog. |
| 00:56:05 |
Fuck him! Fuck it! |
| 00:56:08 |
In fact, I wish that motherfucker was dead. |
| 00:56:10 |
I'm running from my own country |
| 00:56:17 |
Baby, listen to my wordplay |
| 00:56:19 |
The time's short |
| 00:56:21 |
Before the bandwagon |
| 00:56:23 |
And we don't care |
| 00:56:26 |
And I didn't used to |
| 00:56:28 |
All these dudes telling |
| 00:56:32 |
I'd rather kick back |
| 00:56:35 |
Night. |
| 00:56:41 |
I assume you two aren't... |
| 00:56:46 |
No. |
| 00:56:47 |
No, we just met a few days ago. |
| 00:56:50 |
Around here, |
| 00:56:53 |
Okay, Chloe, I'll give you |
| 00:56:56 |
You look like you need it. |
| 00:57:00 |
This way, John. |
| 00:57:04 |
I've got this foldout for you. |
| 00:57:10 |
Okay. |
| 00:57:12 |
So did you meet anyone you like? |
| 00:57:18 |
Did you notice that the people here |
| 00:57:23 |
I know. I know. |
| 00:57:25 |
When you start something like this, |
| 00:57:30 |
Sex and politics. |
| 00:57:37 |
I don't know. I wasn't born. |
| 00:57:44 |
I'm gonna get my stuff for the... |
| 00:57:48 |
For that. You're there. Okay. |
| 00:57:55 |
Gloria offered to show us |
| 00:57:57 |
Great, that should take about 10 minutes. |
| 00:58:00 |
I thought it was nice of her. |
| 00:58:01 |
Yeah, everyone here's real nice. |
| 00:58:05 |
What's your problem? |
| 00:58:06 |
It's freezing. |
| 00:58:08 |
It's not always this cold. |
| 00:58:10 |
27 degrees last weekend. |
| 00:58:11 |
Yeah, I heard that |
| 00:58:14 |
That, and the tall poppies, |
| 00:58:17 |
You know what? My health care |
| 00:58:20 |
Yeah, I hear Baghdad Medical has really |
| 00:58:23 |
Yeah, real funny, John. |
| 00:58:25 |
What are you so mad about? |
| 00:58:27 |
You lied to me. |
| 00:58:28 |
I lied? I never lie. |
| 00:58:30 |
Lying by not saying something is still lying. |
| 00:58:32 |
You didn't tell me this thing was |
| 00:58:35 |
I didn't know. |
| 00:58:36 |
You didn't know? The goddamn thing |
| 00:58:40 |
What about a certain lie by omission |
| 00:58:42 |
That's different. |
| 00:58:43 |
Yeah, it's much worse. |
| 00:58:45 |
Who the fuck are you, John? |
| 00:58:47 |
You know, you're not making |
| 00:58:50 |
You're just some big, hypocritical, |
| 00:58:55 |
- I was on the news! |
| 00:58:56 |
You don't think the Donkey Revolution |
| 00:58:59 |
Six people have read your blog, John! |
| 00:59:02 |
What about the fact |
| 00:59:04 |
Yeah, for like a week. |
| 00:59:05 |
Oh, I bet you didn't even vote for Kerry. |
| 00:59:06 |
I didn't vote at all! |
| 00:59:12 |
You know, I was gonna ask |
| 00:59:16 |
After you ignored me all night? |
| 00:59:25 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:59:26 |
You think I'm all talk? |
| 00:59:29 |
I'm gonna do something right now. |
| 00:59:31 |
You're drunk. |
| 00:59:32 |
I was gonna do this last night, but... |
| 00:59:34 |
Ow! |
| 00:59:36 |
You would've been a lot better off |
| 00:59:42 |
Ow! |
| 00:59:43 |
Pussy! |
| 00:59:45 |
Must've been a nasty slip. |
| 00:59:48 |
Yeah, it was. |
| 00:59:51 |
Yeah, stairs can be tricky sometimes. |
| 00:59:56 |
Be right back. |
| 01:00:22 |
I don't bite, John. |
| 01:00:26 |
You don't have to wear those jeans to bed. |
| 01:00:39 |
You certainly don't have to sleep |
| 01:00:42 |
when I've got this great, big, |
| 01:00:46 |
Come on. |
| 01:00:52 |
Come on. |
| 01:00:59 |
Hot scrambled eggs |
| 01:01:06 |
John, more O. J? |
| 01:01:09 |
No, no, I'm good. Thank you. |
| 01:01:16 |
It's like everything is |
| 01:01:18 |
A little? It's way different. |
| 01:01:20 |
Reminds me of what America |
| 01:01:23 |
Fewer chain stores. A little... |
| 01:01:29 |
It's like the '80s without Reagan. |
| 01:01:30 |
Bullshitter. You don't even |
| 01:01:32 |
You probably don't know who Reagan is. |
| 01:01:34 |
Now, children, it's not about |
| 01:01:37 |
with what you have in the States. |
| 01:01:39 |
We have plenty of our own stuff |
| 01:01:40 |
Like what? |
| 01:01:42 |
All right. |
| 01:01:45 |
All right, sweep that! Go! Looking good! |
| 01:01:48 |
Good shot. |
| 01:01:53 |
What is that? |
| 01:01:55 |
This is my curling sweater. |
| 01:01:58 |
I'm from San Diego. I went to the beach. |
| 01:02:01 |
I was kidding. Come on, it'll be fun. |
| 01:02:08 |
Oh, my jaw is fine, by the way. |
| 01:02:14 |
Okay, push the rock. |
| 01:02:18 |
Great, now what? |
| 01:02:19 |
Okay, let go of the rock. |
| 01:02:20 |
Go! |
| 01:02:21 |
- Sweep! |
| 01:02:24 |
Sweep! Take my broom! |
| 01:02:26 |
What am I supposed |
| 01:02:27 |
Okay, I'm like the stone. Sweep! |
| 01:02:33 |
You know, I've been meaning to tell you. |
| 01:02:39 |
You mean eating these nasty fries? |
| 01:02:43 |
I'm from a poor-ass neighborhood |
| 01:02:47 |
Half my friends are over there, |
| 01:02:54 |
What gave it away? |
| 01:02:56 |
Why else does a cat like you |
| 01:03:00 |
Are you in the service? |
| 01:03:02 |
Me? Hell no. |
| 01:03:05 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:03:15 |
Let me get that for you. |
| 01:03:16 |
Oh, no, I can do it. |
| 01:03:17 |
I thought after lunch we could go down |
| 01:03:24 |
I don't know. |
| 01:03:25 |
Well, don't worry. It just means that |
| 01:03:27 |
we have up to three months |
| 01:03:30 |
Oh, okay, great... Good, so no rush. |
| 01:03:34 |
'Cause, you know, |
| 01:03:36 |
No, I don't wanna force you |
| 01:03:39 |
It's just that you wanna be able to do |
| 01:03:43 |
and, like, really make a difference. |
| 01:03:46 |
Yeah. |
| 01:03:47 |
So you need to start the process |
| 01:03:51 |
Well, I can apply for asylum. |
| 01:03:57 |
I wanna tell you something, John. |
| 01:03:59 |
Okay. |
| 01:04:01 |
You're the one I've had my eye on |
| 01:04:05 |
Really? |
| 01:04:06 |
Yeah. |
| 01:04:08 |
I read your blog. You're an amazing writer. |
| 01:04:15 |
You've got brilliant ideas. |
| 01:04:20 |
I think you're a genius. |
| 01:04:22 |
No, I'm not. Well... |
| 01:04:25 |
You need to keep writing. |
| 01:04:31 |
True. |
| 01:04:33 |
Wasn't last night incredible? |
| 01:04:41 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 01:04:42 |
We're not in love with each other, John. |
| 01:04:44 |
Oh, I... |
| 01:04:45 |
I know, we're political activists. |
| 01:04:48 |
I wanna do this for you. |
| 01:05:19 |
Can I talk to you for a second? |
| 01:05:21 |
About what? |
| 01:05:22 |
I think you know. |
| 01:05:23 |
Isn't this what you came for? |
| 01:05:25 |
I don't know if I'm ready to do this. |
| 01:05:27 |
Hey, if the fact that she's a freaking |
| 01:05:30 |
neither should the fact |
| 01:05:31 |
No, it's not Gloria. I like Gloria. |
| 01:05:33 |
Good for you. |
| 01:05:35 |
Listen, I know you punched me |
| 01:05:37 |
And I'll do it again. |
| 01:05:39 |
I just wanna talk to you |
| 01:05:42 |
I'm not your girlfriend. |
| 01:05:46 |
You tried to kiss me last night, |
| 01:05:49 |
No, but I'm making a statement. |
| 01:05:50 |
Yes, you are. |
| 01:05:58 |
Gloria, how are you? |
| 01:05:59 |
Been showing my friends here |
| 01:06:02 |
Oh, jeez, with the traffic |
| 01:06:04 |
Oh, it wasn't bad. |
| 01:06:05 |
So, what can we do you for today? |
| 01:06:09 |
We're getting married. |
| 01:06:11 |
People are just less selfish |
| 01:06:14 |
Not always trying to get ahead. |
| 01:06:16 |
people don't realize |
| 01:06:19 |
And you'll have health care |
| 01:06:21 |
which is pretty darn important. |
| 01:06:24 |
Is it true that 45 million Americans |
| 01:06:28 |
How do Canadians know |
| 01:06:30 |
It's like a one-way mirror |
| 01:06:32 |
We look across and see you, |
| 01:06:35 |
and your politicians, and your Paris Hiltons. |
| 01:06:37 |
Then you look across the border, |
| 01:06:41 |
Like I said, selfish. |
| 01:06:42 |
You know what I said to a friend of mine |
| 01:06:44 |
when he told me |
| 01:06:46 |
I said, "Finally, you can tell me |
| 01:06:50 |
"manage to run the world. " |
| 01:06:52 |
Badly. |
| 01:06:54 |
Well, it's not that everyone's stupid. |
| 01:06:57 |
Right, fat and stupid. |
| 01:06:59 |
I thought Canadians |
| 01:07:00 |
We try to be, but you guys |
| 01:07:03 |
It's not us. It's our leaders. |
| 01:07:05 |
Who elects the leaders? The people. |
| 01:07:07 |
Technically, in the States |
| 01:07:09 |
See, that. How do you know that fact? |
| 01:07:11 |
Because we have to take a whole year |
| 01:07:14 |
Could you imagine if you had to take |
| 01:07:18 |
No. No, I couldn't. |
| 01:07:20 |
Now, let me get your witnesses in here, |
| 01:07:28 |
He doesn't like us very much. |
| 01:07:29 |
Oh, he likes you. |
| 01:07:31 |
No, I mean Americans. The US. |
| 01:07:33 |
Oh, don't worry, |
| 01:07:40 |
Now, sign here. |
| 01:07:43 |
And you're one step closer |
| 01:07:54 |
There. |
| 01:08:26 |
All I can see |
| 01:08:29 |
And white and pink |
| 01:08:31 |
That lay between the words |
| 01:08:35 |
I was meaning to send to you |
| 01:08:37 |
Oh, fucking Canada! |
| 01:08:39 |
Mazel tov! |
| 01:08:41 |
You may kiss the bride. |
| 01:08:47 |
And I have an announcement to make. |
| 01:08:58 |
I did my own piece of salvation today. |
| 01:09:01 |
John and I went down to City Hall |
| 01:09:09 |
Cake and drinks for everyone. Let's party! |
| 01:09:15 |
I'm the man who loves you |
| 01:09:41 |
We're leaving. |
| 01:09:42 |
Shouldn't you ask your wife first? |
| 01:09:44 |
I'm serious. Look, go upstairs, get the bags. |
| 01:09:46 |
I'll meet you outside with the car, okay? |
| 01:09:49 |
You're just gonna sneak out like that? |
| 01:09:51 |
You can't go. |
| 01:09:52 |
What do you think the mother hen |
| 01:09:55 |
We'll be gone before it matters. |
| 01:09:57 |
This is how John takes a stand. |
| 01:10:02 |
Fine. |
| 01:10:07 |
That's how John makes a stand. |
| 01:10:10 |
I can't let you go, Chlo. |
| 01:10:11 |
We just met. |
| 01:10:12 |
You can handle a piece, right? |
| 01:10:14 |
What? |
| 01:10:15 |
We cross at Niagara Falls, |
| 01:10:18 |
When we get to D.C., |
| 01:10:21 |
We track them for a while. |
| 01:10:25 |
I take out Bush and you hit Cheney. |
| 01:10:29 |
I been planning this for a while. |
| 01:10:32 |
You know, Bonnie-and-Clyde style. |
| 01:10:38 |
I can't let her go with you, man. |
| 01:10:41 |
Don't you think that's her choice? |
| 01:10:43 |
She's made her choice. |
| 01:10:47 |
Don't fucking threaten me! |
| 01:10:49 |
What's going on over there? |
| 01:10:51 |
No idea. |
| 01:10:52 |
Look, Gloria... |
| 01:10:57 |
Thank you for your help |
| 01:11:01 |
You're leaving? |
| 01:11:02 |
Yeah, I know we said some things, |
| 01:11:05 |
and, well, we did some things that |
| 01:11:09 |
but Chloe and I have to be going. |
| 01:11:12 |
- Yeah, thanks for everything. |
| 01:11:16 |
I'm just not ready, you know. |
| 01:11:20 |
- This is just so American of you. |
| 01:11:23 |
Everyone has to do what you want, |
| 01:11:29 |
Okay, now, I'm getting a little pissed off |
| 01:11:31 |
at everyone shitting on Americans |
| 01:11:33 |
Just go invade Iran, |
| 01:11:35 |
I'm sure we will, eventually. |
| 01:11:38 |
- I mean, it's the way things are going... |
| 01:11:42 |
Thank you, Gloria, for the giant pizza. |
| 01:11:48 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 01:11:59 |
Just give me the gun, Chlo. |
| 01:12:01 |
Come on, I was joking |
| 01:12:04 |
Don't do this, Chlo! |
| 01:12:14 |
- What about the gun? |
| 01:12:23 |
Oh. Okay, what was that move |
| 01:12:28 |
That was amazing. |
| 01:12:32 |
Whoo! |
| 01:12:35 |
We're going to Vancouver, okay. |
| 01:12:37 |
- You got it. |
| 01:12:40 |
People our age. |
| 01:12:42 |
And, I don't know, |
| 01:12:55 |
How are we doing for gas? |
| 01:12:58 |
Good. |
| 01:13:05 |
- We should stop. - Just gotta |
| 01:13:09 |
Not this again. |
| 01:13:10 |
I read somewhere |
| 01:13:13 |
Look, I'm not running out of gas because |
| 01:13:17 |
There are a thousand of them. |
| 01:13:20 |
we still have a quarter of a tank. |
| 01:13:23 |
And it's not a theory, it's a fact. |
| 01:13:32 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:13:43 |
Sit anywhere you like. |
| 01:13:45 |
Actually, we had some car trouble. |
| 01:13:48 |
What's wrong with it? |
| 01:13:51 |
This is the man you wanna talk to. |
| 01:13:52 |
We ran out of gas. |
| 01:13:54 |
Gas station's closed this time of night. |
| 01:13:56 |
- Great. |
| 01:13:59 |
That would be great. |
| 01:14:01 |
Here, let me finish my food. |
| 01:14:02 |
Why don't you sit down |
| 01:14:08 |
So what brings you to this |
| 01:14:11 |
We came up from San Francisco. |
| 01:14:12 |
No shit! That's where I'm from. |
| 01:14:14 |
You're American? |
| 01:14:16 |
Yeah, but I been living here |
| 01:14:24 |
I'm afraid that won't take you very far. |
| 01:14:29 |
Why don't you crash at my place tonight |
| 01:14:33 |
You sure? |
| 01:14:34 |
Yeah, no problem. Company's a rare |
| 01:14:38 |
Follow my truck. |
| 01:14:46 |
How'd you find this place? |
| 01:14:49 |
I built it. |
| 01:14:51 |
Old school, just like the trappers |
| 01:14:55 |
It's kind of like a... |
| 01:14:57 |
Lincoln Log house. |
| 01:15:00 |
Yeah, it's got everything you need. |
| 01:15:04 |
Heat, water, comfort. Excuse me. |
| 01:15:14 |
Here you go. |
| 01:15:15 |
- What is this? |
| 01:15:18 |
Yeah, I make beer. That's a lager. |
| 01:15:22 |
and a Strawberry Statement Stout. |
| 01:15:27 |
Strawberry Statement, wasn't that, |
| 01:15:31 |
You know about that? That's me. |
| 01:15:35 |
You wrote The Strawberry Statement? |
| 01:15:37 |
No, no, I was just involved in all that. |
| 01:15:41 |
I'm sorry for sounding ignorant, |
| 01:15:45 |
Oh, when I was in college, a bunch of us |
| 01:15:48 |
to protest the war in Vietnam. |
| 01:15:51 |
and when they refused to accept me |
| 01:15:55 |
and I've been here ever since. |
| 01:15:59 |
So you were a draft dodger? |
| 01:16:01 |
Yeah, I don't particularly like |
| 01:16:04 |
I think it's great. We're actually |
| 01:16:07 |
You don't say? |
| 01:16:09 |
Make a change |
| 01:16:11 |
What a bunch of assholes, huh? |
| 01:16:13 |
So, in a way, |
| 01:16:17 |
You know, I always say that people my age |
| 01:16:20 |
that people from your generation had. |
| 01:16:23 |
They say they believe in something, |
| 01:16:27 |
Do you like it here? |
| 01:16:29 |
Well, it's my life. |
| 01:16:32 |
Would I do anything different? Probably. |
| 01:16:38 |
But what you did stood for something. |
| 01:16:43 |
Yeah, and you think anybody gave a shit? |
| 01:16:48 |
But in reality, I was just saving my ass. |
| 01:16:53 |
You know, nowadays, hell, |
| 01:16:57 |
These soldiers that come up here, |
| 01:17:03 |
So, what do you think? |
| 01:17:05 |
It's good. |
| 01:17:07 |
Can I try the Strawberry Statement? |
| 01:17:09 |
It's not available right now. |
| 01:17:18 |
Well, I gotta get some sleep. |
| 01:17:21 |
Have as much of the brew as you want. |
| 01:17:26 |
And there's buffalo skins in that chest |
| 01:17:30 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:17:38 |
Wow. |
| 01:17:45 |
It's good. |
| 01:17:46 |
It is. |
| 01:17:49 |
Oh, come on, drink it. |
| 01:17:51 |
I am, I just wanna let it breathe. |
| 01:17:54 |
Yeah, right. |
| 01:17:59 |
It's true. We really didn't do anything. |
| 01:18:04 |
I was too drunk. |
| 01:18:06 |
You mean you couldn't get it up. |
| 01:18:09 |
I was too drunk. |
| 01:18:10 |
That's perfect. |
| 01:18:13 |
I thought something was going on |
| 01:18:16 |
He was a terrorist. |
| 01:18:19 |
But at least he was talking to me. |
| 01:18:23 |
I'm sorry I was an asshole. |
| 01:18:24 |
Yeah, you're pretty insensitive |
| 01:18:31 |
You want another beer? |
| 01:18:34 |
- Sure. |
| 01:18:58 |
So where to now? |
| 01:19:01 |
I thought we'd live here. |
| 01:19:17 |
I'm gonna go back. |
| 01:19:22 |
If I don't face it all now, |
| 01:19:24 |
I'm gonna end up living in a log cabin |
| 01:19:28 |
That won't happen unless you let it. |
| 01:19:30 |
Or I'll end up marrying |
| 01:19:31 |
some crazy Canadian hockey player |
| 01:19:35 |
No, there's people we can talk to. |
| 01:19:38 |
What would your brother think? Honestly. |
| 01:19:43 |
Because I know what the rest of the troops |
| 01:19:50 |
My brother's dead. |
| 01:19:54 |
You serious? |
| 01:19:56 |
It happened about three months |
| 01:20:00 |
His Chinook went down near Basra. |
| 01:20:05 |
It was totally pointless. |
| 01:20:09 |
And your parents? They don't know? |
| 01:20:15 |
Denial. |
| 01:20:16 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:20:19 |
We couldn't go five minutes |
| 01:20:23 |
so I didn't talk to him |
| 01:20:28 |
He was just doing his job. |
| 01:20:34 |
I'm sorry I was such a jerk. |
| 01:20:42 |
Listen, |
| 01:20:47 |
just drop me a mile from the border |
| 01:20:55 |
You know, the election, my stupid blog, |
| 01:21:00 |
you're the only good thing |
| 01:21:02 |
So, I can take you. |
| 01:21:06 |
If you're with me, |
| 01:21:09 |
Getting detained or something. |
| 01:21:15 |
Just drop me off, |
| 01:21:23 |
If I kiss you now, are you gonna punch me? |
| 01:21:30 |
No. |
| 01:21:32 |
Are you sure? 'Cause... |
| 01:21:34 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:35 |
'Cause it hurt. |
| 01:22:25 |
Hey, you gotta get up. |
| 01:22:32 |
Hi. |
| 01:22:36 |
We have to go. |
| 01:22:39 |
Wait, did you kill a bear last night? |
| 01:22:44 |
Give me your hand |
| 01:22:48 |
The dog in the garden row is covered in mud |
| 01:22:57 |
And dragging |
| 01:23:08 |
I can walk from here. |
| 01:23:11 |
I'm gonna take you. |
| 01:23:12 |
Seriously, you don't have to. |
| 01:23:17 |
John, stop the car. |
| 01:23:36 |
You gonna be okay? |
| 01:23:39 |
Sure. |
| 01:23:42 |
When do think your trial's gonna be? |
| 01:23:45 |
Can't say. |
| 01:23:48 |
And what then? |
| 01:23:50 |
If I'm lucky, |
| 01:23:56 |
What about you and me? |
| 01:23:59 |
Seriously? |
| 01:24:01 |
Yeah. |
| 01:24:05 |
"Politics makes strange bedfellows. " |
| 01:24:09 |
I read that on thedonkeyrevolution. Com. |
| 01:24:12 |
You read that? |
| 01:24:15 |
You're pretty good. |
| 01:26:28 |
Hi, there. What's your citizenship? |
| 01:26:29 |
US. |
| 01:26:32 |
How long have you been |
| 01:26:34 |
Just a few days. |
| 01:26:37 |
Have you been to any farms |
| 01:26:41 |
Does a log cabin count? |
| 01:26:42 |
No. |
| 01:28:03 |
- Hi. |
| 01:28:13 |
I got something to show you. |
| 01:28:20 |
I can't believe you're really doing this. |
| 01:28:21 |
Well, if I don't, who will? |
| 01:28:26 |
Missed you. |
| 01:28:29 |
- Let's go. |
| 01:28:40 |
It's all here |
| 01:28:43 |
Today is the only day |
| 01:28:46 |
The old times make way for the new |
| 01:29:04 |
Some fruit punch spills on a tablecloth |
| 01:29:10 |
But there ain't no mess to clean up |
| 01:29:16 |
Garbage in a can sticks together |
| 01:29:22 |
The tiniest of things are forever |
| 01:29:28 |
Drop a couple coins and a feather |
| 01:29:33 |
And watch them float away at the same time |
| 01:29:40 |
Song is made with sugar and lemonade |
| 01:29:45 |
Sing on the porch, swing along |
| 01:29:51 |
Me and you having a barbecue |
| 01:29:57 |
Sticking our thumbs in the air |
| 01:30:03 |
Meeting of some notes on a pocket |
| 01:30:09 |
Sitting in the sun with some chocolate |
| 01:30:15 |
Drop a couple pens and some pencils |
| 01:30:20 |
And watch it all fall right into place |
