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Bo Bui Gai Wak Rob b hood
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It's Thongs. To win in treble |
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4, 8 and 3 for races 3, 4 and 8. $10,000 each bet |
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Thongs |
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Who is it? |
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This is Ivy |
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Why are you still calling me? |
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Where are you? |
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I wish I knew |
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Don't bother me with secular matters |
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Go to hell! |
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Same to you |
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If that can solve anything, I won't be a monk |
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You'll burn in hell! |
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Mind your language, dear |
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It's an enhanced Siemens 304 |
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refitted with infrared rays |
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The fuse is on the right, go left |
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It's me again |
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4, 8 and 3 for races 3, 4 and 8. |
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I was recently enlightened |
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Reach for the sky with limited resources |
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Too many women, too little time |
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Going after them all is a losing game |
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Therefore I have decided |
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to focus only on the wealthy ones |
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The only way to get rich |
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is to find a rich wife |
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Great! |
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You think so too? |
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Move up a bit |
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More? |
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More |
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More? |
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More... |
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More... |
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More... |
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- More... |
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Damn! I lost by a whisker |
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You'll gamble your life away |
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Get lost |
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It's opened |
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You should've told me earlier |
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Not much here |
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It hurts... |
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Relax, Mrs. Li |
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You must spread your legs |
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Relax, open up! Open them wide |
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What are you doing? |
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Can't you read? |
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These laxative cost $89 |
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Forget the cheap stuff |
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Get Taxol |
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They're for chemotherapy, they cost $8.000 each |
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Go for these |
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Relax... |
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Now push, harder... |
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Push harder! |
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OK. There we go |
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See for yourself, boy or girl? |
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We're done. We're coming down |
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Let's rendezvous outside Block B |
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B for Barcelona? |
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B for Boy |
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Smart ass! Block Boy it is |
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B for Boy |
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Act normal |
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How? I look like I'm pregnant |
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and you the Hunchback of Notre Dame |
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Excuse me, tell me... |
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Don't ask |
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Doctors can have humps and pot bellies |
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Don't discriminate against the disabled |
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Control... |
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Hello! Dr. Tsui? |
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Yes. There's an emergency? |
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Run! |
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Split up |
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Don't get caught, |
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- Hey! Get out! |
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No. 3 |
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Sorry! |
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I should've backed No. 9 |
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I'm sure he'll make it |
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Hang in there, Dad... |
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Pardon me... |
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Why, Dad... |
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Why? |
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Who are you? |
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Who is he? |
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Chain |
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Sorry... wrong ward |
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I was looking for a Wong |
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I'm so sorry... excuse me |
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Sorry |
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Doctor... |
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Congratulations, Mrs. Li |
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The baby is healthy and cute, 2.8 Kg |
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- Really? Let me... |
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Here, look how cute he is |
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How's my daughter-in-law? |
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She's fine |
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Everything went smoothly |
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Here she is |
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Mani |
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How are you feeling? You did great! |
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Look! He's so handsome |
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- Just like me |
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You must be tired, get some rest |
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Get some rest |
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So cute... |
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Back to you, Dr. Lee |
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Mani |
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They're on the third floor |
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Let's take a look |
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Max... |
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Remember what you promised me? |
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You said... |
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we'll go to Alaska |
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and get married in a white chapel |
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Let's go now... |
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Marry me |
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I'm married to Calvin |
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Give me the baby |
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You don't mean it |
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Listen, we're not meant for each other |
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Give me the baby... |
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I can change for you |
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You're coming with me anyway |
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Come back! |
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Hey, buddy! |
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The last race |
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Back No. 6. not No. 9 |
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- No. 6? |
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That's my form guide! |
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Give me the baby... |
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Move it... |
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Hang on, Mani |
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You're hurting me |
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Give me Mani |
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Are you alright? |
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Max! Come back... |
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- Out of the way! |
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Stop him |
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Stop them by the elevator! |
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Back off! |
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Take it easy |
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- Stay away! |
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Stop all the escalators |
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Go away! |
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First you took Mani and now my son! |
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You're no buddy of mine |
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- Give me the baby! |
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Take it easy! |
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Calm down! Don't do this! |
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Mani, leave with me |
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We'll raise the kid |
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You're crazy! Give me my child |
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Come with me! Stop crying... |
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- Calm down! |
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The baby... No! |
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Let's get out of here |
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Help her! |
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Hurry up, go... |
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- Grab hold of the baby |
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He's falling... |
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Baby... |
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Towel! Get some towels... |
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Pull me up |
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It's alright! They got him |
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Amazing! |
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Thanks |
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Go help the baby! |
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You dropped the drugs. Told you to leave them |
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There goes your Viagra! |
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- Go... Go... |
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Again! Whose bet is this? |
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How's the displacement? |
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This is for kids |
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I'm asking you about the displacement |
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Kids... |
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Don't worry, I'm just teasing you |
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I had my eye on this one |
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Here's my deposit, prepare the contract |
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Ready... |
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Go! |
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Got it |
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There! |
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If you can sense a hair... |
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Nothing can stop you |
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Hair? That's impossible |
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There's nothing, just small change |
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Look! |
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These shark's fins are enormous |
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Let's beat it |
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I don't want to get rabies |
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Mommie, it's Superman! |
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Yoshihama abalone, Uncle! $10,000 a piece |
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There's more than a hundred of them |
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That's more like it |
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Come on! Come on... |
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Come on! |
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Player 3, dealer 7. Dealer takes all |
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How much? |
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This should be enough. |
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Keep the change |
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Why don't you use a credit card? |
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That's just her tip |
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Credit Card |
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I'll look around again, wait for me at the door |
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OK! |
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That's a discount card from a sushi store |
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Of course I know |
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We'll take these as well |
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Keep the change! |
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Stop being a bad loser |
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Quit if you can't bear to lose |
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You're dead if you don't pay me back |
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I'll pay up in a second |
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OK! |
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Why put the money in the refrigerator? |
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Why? |
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That's not a refrigerator. It's a safe |
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But don't tell anyone |
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Thanks |
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This label is fantastic |
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But I've ordered something even better for you |
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It'll be here soon |
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Try this, Miss |
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New tissue paper with floral fragrance |
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Try the floral fragrance |
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Hands off! |
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Come on... |
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What the hell, Spooky? |
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What now, Hairy? |
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Where's the money from? |
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When are you going to pay up? |
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Hands off me! |
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If I win, you'll get your money |
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Right away! |
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Let's see about that |
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Come on... |
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Come on... |
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No |
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I'm too nervous |
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Check it for me, Hairy |
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Alright |
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Step aside! |
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Go... |
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Stop him! Don't let him get away |
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McDaddy! |
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I like talking to you |
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unlike your thugs |
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All they do is fight |
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Know why I like to borrow from you? |
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You have compassion, sympathy |
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and a conscience |
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Am I right? |
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And you are smart, too |
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I'll repay your $100,000 loan |
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in 100 installments, OK? |
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It's a deal |
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I hate smooth talkers |
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I have a living to make |
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Don't come over |
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I was just kidding, McDaddy |
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You think this is funny? |
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Don't make me jump |
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Go ahead |
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Are you serious? |
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Jump! |
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You don't want me dead, do you? |
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No, but you brought it upon yourself |
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Get a camera and take a picture |
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Yes, Boss |
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If I die, you'll kiss your money goodbye |
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It won't do us any good |
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No, I think it's brilliant |
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I've got so much bad debts lately |
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This will show the others |
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Go ahead, jump |
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No, McDaddy |
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No? |
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Let's see... |
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No? |
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So you can read my mind? |
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I'm safe! |
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Come on! Come after me! |
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You! |
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Take this! |
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I'll get you. Thongs |
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What are you doing, pal? |
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Fixing the airconditioning |
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Look, Boss! Cops! |
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Here they come |
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Go! |
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Thongs |
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Inspector Mok |
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Sorry, I didn't see you |
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You say that every time |
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You missed the alumni gathering |
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Alumni? |
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- Nobody called me |
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No! |
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Grade school or high school? |
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Grade school |
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Here, you know the drill |
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Is this really necessary? |
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No need to leap off a building over a card game |
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I told you to quit gambling |
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I hate bailing you out in the middle of the night |
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You can't count on me much longer |
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I've decided to retire |
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Retirement? You're kidding! |
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You know my wife is losing her mind |
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and she's getting worse |
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Last week she grabbed someone's baby |
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and refused to return it |
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She even bit the mother's hand |
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She's getting worse, understand? |
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If I carry on with you two |
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We'll all end up in jail sooner or later |
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Who'll take care of her then? |
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That was 20 years ago |
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You keep saying that! |
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I'm still responsible for what happened |
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What kind of father was I? |
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My son had high fever for 2 days |
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I didn't realize it was meningitis |
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I'm responsible for his death |
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We have no children. There is no hope |
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What else can I do? |
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Have another one |
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I can get Viagra at half price |
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OK? |
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Don't provoke him any more |
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Don't tell me what to do |
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It's time... |
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Straighten your shirt |
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Honey, you're late! |
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No, I'm not |
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You were at the top of the stairs yesterday |
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Now you're only on the third, |
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I'll hurry tomorrow |
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I love you very much |
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Your son |
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Hey! Did you pay your rent? |
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Of course! Ask him |
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They did |
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They're always sneaking around |
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What's the matter with them? |
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Don't hang out with them anymore |
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What? She knows about us? |
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We must do something about that |
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You're more capable than my Dad |
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I am not even fit to tie his shoelaces |
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He's one of the richest men in Asia |
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If I'm half the man he is it'd be wonderful |
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Dad will like you very much |
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I'm sure I'll like him very much too |
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and you, of course |
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Is my English getting better? |
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I need to grab a cigar from the car |
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Enjoy your dinner |
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Yan... |
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Keep an eye on her |
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Stop right there! |
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What the hell? |
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What's wrong with you? |
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You can't come here dressed as a chicken! |
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Think with your head if you want to spy on me |
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Forget it. I want a divorce |
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I'm working |
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I know that. |
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I came because Fanny told me she saw you |
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Who's that inside? |
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Obviously she's a woman |
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My clients are either men or women |
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Can I only have male clients? |
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Divorce me if you don't trust me |
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You haven't been home for months. I miss you |
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Why? |
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I was stupid enough to marry you at 18 |
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Look at this mess |
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I can't breathe |
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Never mind, let's divorce |
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I'm sorry |
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Sorry for what? You have done me no wrong |
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Just feel sorry for yourself |
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Go back to school if you have time |
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If you know any better |
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You won't be dressed like this |
| 00:23:30 |
What's the key to a marriage? |
| 00:23:34 |
Trust |
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Space |
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You're suffocating me |
| 00:23:40 |
I want a divorce |
| 00:23:42 |
I can't |
| 00:23:44 |
I'm pregnant |
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What? |
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Come again? |
| 00:23:51 |
I'm pregnant |
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No way! When was the last time... |
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You were drunk that night and forgot to put on... |
| 00:24:00 |
How could you? |
| 00:24:02 |
You should have kicked me out of bed |
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I am ignorant about birth control |
| 00:24:08 |
Really! |
| 00:24:13 |
You know how I am with kids |
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I don't like them. If we have a child |
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We'll have no more privacy |
| 00:24:21 |
Are you sure? Have you checked? |
| 00:24:23 |
You can't be more than 3 months pregnant |
| 00:24:25 |
Don't waste any time |
| 00:24:26 |
Get an abortion in Shenzhen |
| 00:24:28 |
You can't afford to wait |
| 00:24:35 |
I love you! |
| 00:24:36 |
Hurry! |
| 00:24:44 |
You can't walk to Shenzhen dressed like that |
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Take a bus |
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Go back inside... |
| 00:25:01 |
Tell me where is Thongs |
| 00:25:04 |
He's dead |
| 00:25:07 |
Don't get upset, mind your health |
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The usual... |
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Spray paint and take some pictures |
| 00:25:16 |
Shut the door and windows while you eat, OK? |
| 00:25:18 |
Don't be mad |
| 00:25:20 |
Sorry about that |
| 00:25:27 |
- Hey, Thongs |
| 00:25:28 |
- Came to visit your father? |
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He's a disgrace to the village, ignore him |
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PAY UP! |
| 00:25:36 |
Please move along, lady |
| 00:25:38 |
Easy... |
| 00:25:39 |
Hurry... |
| 00:25:45 |
What's going on? |
| 00:25:54 |
Just leave my family alone |
| 00:25:55 |
But you were in hiding, pal |
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How else can we find you? |
| 00:25:59 |
What are you doing? |
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Hold on tight! |
| 00:26:04 |
I'll pay when I can |
| 00:26:06 |
I'll kill you if you bother my family again |
| 00:26:10 |
Help him up |
| 00:26:14 |
What's the occasion? |
| 00:26:17 |
Everyone is here |
| 00:26:21 |
Twins |
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Look how tall you are, Ting! |
| 00:26:23 |
Come, I brought presents |
| 00:26:27 |
These are all for you |
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Take what you like |
| 00:26:30 |
This is for you |
| 00:26:33 |
This is for you |
| 00:26:36 |
Here's the pillow you wanted |
| 00:26:40 |
and your heater |
| 00:26:42 |
This is for you, Dad |
| 00:26:43 |
A massager to ease your back pains |
| 00:26:48 |
Why did you come back? |
| 00:26:49 |
I thought you were dead |
| 00:26:53 |
Stop cursing me like that, Dad |
| 00:26:55 |
Look at you, a punk! |
| 00:26:58 |
You were not like this when you were boring |
| 00:27:01 |
I wanted you to be a doctor or lawyer |
| 00:27:06 |
I sent you to the best schools |
| 00:27:08 |
But you turned out to be a loser |
| 00:27:11 |
I may not be a lawyer, but I'm still your son |
| 00:27:13 |
I wanted to be a professional, too |
| 00:27:15 |
Even the President, but I'm not cut out for it |
| 00:27:18 |
Your mother and I |
| 00:27:20 |
saved up every dime |
| 00:27:22 |
to put you through school |
| 00:27:27 |
I tried. I just can't do it |
| 00:27:30 |
Don't be so stubborn |
| 00:27:31 |
Me? Stubborn? |
| 00:27:32 |
I'm dong alright. Look at me |
| 00:27:35 |
The hell you are |
| 00:27:36 |
What have you been doing? |
| 00:27:39 |
Gambling! |
| 00:27:43 |
I'm a business man |
| 00:27:45 |
Business? What business? |
| 00:27:47 |
Whoring and gambling? You're a crook |
| 00:27:51 |
You're nothing but a cheat |
| 00:27:54 |
All you want is for me to make money |
| 00:27:56 |
Don't start... |
| 00:27:58 |
I'm making money now |
| 00:28:00 |
I bought you everything you wanted |
| 00:28:02 |
What's wrong with that? I earned every penny |
| 00:28:04 |
Money isn't everything |
| 00:28:06 |
I want you to be an honest man |
| 00:28:09 |
I did nothing wrong |
| 00:28:10 |
I don't know... what have I done? |
| 00:28:13 |
I wonder about these things |
| 00:28:15 |
How and where you got them from |
| 00:28:16 |
You probably stole them! |
| 00:28:21 |
Take them away! |
| 00:28:24 |
Out! |
| 00:28:27 |
Dad... |
| 00:28:29 |
Here, throw this away as well |
| 00:28:30 |
Get out! |
| 00:28:31 |
- You'd better go |
| 00:28:35 |
I don't have an unworthy son like you |
| 00:28:37 |
Nobody wants to see you |
| 00:28:40 |
Take them away! |
| 00:28:46 |
PAY UP! |
| 00:29:23 |
Honey! |
| 00:29:30 |
What is it, Honey? |
| 00:29:33 |
Is this our bedroom? |
| 00:29:35 |
Yes, of course. |
| 00:29:37 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:29:38 |
Yes, it's our bedroom |
| 00:29:41 |
We've been robbed! |
| 00:29:42 |
What? |
| 00:29:43 |
There's been a burglary! |
| 00:29:45 |
Goddammit, who did this? |
| 00:29:48 |
It's OK, Honey |
| 00:29:51 |
At least our baby is safe |
| 00:29:53 |
I'll clean up this mess, OK? |
| 00:29:59 |
A burglary! |
| 00:30:13 |
Landlord |
| 00:30:14 |
What is it, Uncle? |
| 00:30:15 |
I heard you're retiring. Made enough already? |
| 00:30:18 |
I have a big one for you, interested? |
| 00:30:20 |
I never said I'm retiring. I'll take any job |
| 00:30:42 |
Meet for a card game, Thongs |
| 00:30:44 |
22:00, the usual place |
| 00:30:50 |
Don't buy a car if you can't afford it |
| 00:30:54 |
I was just kidding |
| 00:30:55 |
This is for your troubles |
| 00:30:57 |
- Stop being agitated |
| 00:30:58 |
- Treat yourself to a massage |
| 00:31:00 |
- Come on... take it |
| 00:31:05 |
Be like that, you goddamn midget! |
| 00:31:09 |
You'll be towing cars for the rest of your life |
| 00:31:11 |
and you'll have a midget son like you! |
| 00:31:29 |
Did you crack my refrigerator, Octopus? |
| 00:31:34 |
Is Thongs coming? What time is it? |
| 00:31:38 |
There's a big job. I can't decide |
| 00:31:41 |
I feel we should... |
| 00:31:43 |
Been panting again? |
| 00:31:44 |
Must you always wear white? |
| 00:31:49 |
Did you crack my refrigerator? |
| 00:31:51 |
Why are you so upset? The paint is on me! |
| 00:31:53 |
You should see what I did to those thugs |
| 00:31:58 |
What were you saying? |
| 00:31:59 |
We have an assignment |
| 00:32:01 |
I can't make up my mind |
| 00:32:02 |
I'll do anything |
| 00:32:04 |
This is really complicated |
| 00:32:06 |
Though we'll be paid $7 million... |
| 00:32:07 |
What? What? |
| 00:32:08 |
$7 million? $7 million? To do what? |
| 00:32:11 |
Just hear me out... |
| 00:32:13 |
- Cut the crap, let's do it |
| 00:32:15 |
- I'll do anything for $7 million |
| 00:32:19 |
Start the car... Mind the door! |
| 00:32:39 |
Watch where you're going |
| 00:32:58 |
Help me |
| 00:33:01 |
Landlord... |
| 00:33:02 |
Give me a hand |
| 00:33:03 |
You don't have to come with us |
| 00:33:04 |
I must do this myself |
| 00:33:07 |
Why is this such a big deal? |
| 00:33:09 |
Never mind |
| 00:33:10 |
Just open the door for me, I'll wait down here |
| 00:34:01 |
Nothing! I bet they wore the jewelry |
| 00:34:04 |
Just some foreign currency left |
| 00:34:05 |
You're kidding... |
| 00:34:07 |
Where's Landlord? |
| 00:34:10 |
Probably cracking another safe |
| 00:34:24 |
What a small world! |
| 00:34:41 |
What's going on? |
| 00:35:01 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:35:03 |
Are you mad? |
| 00:35:04 |
Just taking him back to his grandpa |
| 00:35:06 |
Whose grandpa? |
| 00:35:07 |
Shut up! |
| 00:35:09 |
What? You lied to me too? |
| 00:35:10 |
What did you feed him? |
| 00:35:23 |
What is it? |
| 00:35:24 |
There's a break-in! |
| 00:35:27 |
Uncle, it's done |
| 00:35:30 |
Is it Lobster Bay? |
| 00:35:31 |
Roger that |
| 00:35:41 |
Do you know what you're doing? |
| 00:35:43 |
We agreed no raping, looting |
| 00:35:46 |
arson and murder |
| 00:35:47 |
This is someone else's family feud, stay out |
| 00:35:50 |
We take the baby to his Grandpa |
| 00:35:51 |
All it takes is 15 minutes for a blood test |
| 00:35:54 |
- What did you feed him? |
| 00:35:55 |
Just sedative to help him sleep |
| 00:35:57 |
Are you crazy? |
| 00:35:59 |
You fed s sedative to a baby! |
| 00:36:02 |
Even burglars have ethics |
| 00:36:05 |
You taught us that, remember? |
| 00:36:07 |
Ethics is for reference only |
| 00:36:09 |
We need to improvise all the time |
| 00:36:11 |
You should've told us the job involves a baby |
| 00:36:14 |
I told you we need to talk |
| 00:36:15 |
but once you heard about the $7 million |
| 00:36:17 |
you pushed me into the car |
| 00:36:18 |
and you even congratulated me |
| 00:36:20 |
You didn't give me a chance |
| 00:36:23 |
No way |
| 00:36:25 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:36:26 |
- Take him back |
| 00:36:28 |
I dare you to repeat that! |
| 00:36:30 |
Take him back! |
| 00:36:31 |
Who supported you all these years? |
| 00:36:33 |
Who supported you all these years? |
| 00:36:36 |
Who taught you to pick a lock? |
| 00:36:37 |
And who taught you to crack a safe? |
| 00:36:39 |
What will become of you without me? |
| 00:36:41 |
You're nothing but a loser |
| 00:36:42 |
And you, a womanizer |
| 00:36:44 |
I'm sorry... do you know what happened to me? |
| 00:36:46 |
Do you have any idea? |
| 00:36:47 |
You know my wife is nuts |
| 00:36:50 |
And I can barely see these days |
| 00:36:52 |
I'm going blind. Do you understand? |
| 00:36:55 |
Know why I had to do this myself? |
| 00:36:57 |
Why must I do this? |
| 00:36:59 |
Use your imagination |
| 00:37:01 |
Rings any bell? |
| 00:37:03 |
I've been robbed! |
| 00:37:06 |
Some bastards cleaned out my $3 million! |
| 00:37:09 |
I have nothing left... |
| 00:37:12 |
Who'll support me? |
| 00:37:15 |
Will you do it? |
| 00:37:17 |
Can you support me? |
| 00:37:22 |
Even I get burgled |
| 00:37:27 |
I'm supposed to be a pro. Now I have nothing! |
| 00:37:31 |
I can manage on my own |
| 00:37:33 |
I know I can! |
| 00:37:35 |
I don't need your help |
| 00:37:38 |
Landlord |
| 00:37:39 |
Get in |
| 00:38:32 |
Let's go home and get some sleep |
| 00:38:33 |
If I wasn't driving this piece of shit |
| 00:38:36 |
You'll be eating my dust |
| 00:38:48 |
Get out of the way, asshole! |
| 00:38:51 |
If I let you overtake me in that car |
| 00:38:53 |
I'm a real son of a bitch |
| 00:39:02 |
Stop this nonsense! Careful with the kid |
| 00:39:04 |
Are you crazy? Let him pass |
| 00:39:08 |
Hello? Uncle? |
| 00:39:10 |
Are you there yet? |
| 00:39:12 |
Almost, and you? |
| 00:39:13 |
5 more minutes |
| 00:39:14 |
Some asshole is blocking the road |
| 00:39:16 |
We're dueling with an asshole too |
| 00:39:19 |
Don't be late, the buyer is punctual |
| 00:39:22 |
No problem |
| 00:39:23 |
Be careful and lose that asshole quick |
| 00:39:26 |
Don't worry |
| 00:39:27 |
I'm not nicknamed King of Monza for nothing |
| 00:39:30 |
See you there! |
| 00:39:40 |
Boss |
| 00:39:42 |
I just want to know if the baby is ours |
| 00:39:45 |
The others can go to hell |
| 00:39:47 |
Listen, only the kid! |
| 00:39:50 |
Yes, Boss |
| 00:40:06 |
Excuse me, sir! You were speeding |
| 00:40:07 |
Please wait here |
| 00:40:08 |
See? What did I tell you? |
| 00:40:11 |
For everyone's information |
| 00:40:12 |
my license has been revoked 3 times |
| 00:40:17 |
Your license has been revoked? |
| 00:40:20 |
What's that got to do with being burglars? |
| 00:40:22 |
You need to drive the get-away car, pal |
| 00:40:25 |
Get ready to swap |
| 00:40:41 |
If things go wrong, kill the others |
| 00:40:43 |
We only want the kid |
| 00:40:45 |
The hardware's all loaded Brilliant! |
| 00:40:57 |
Don't suck on it, blow! |
| 00:41:01 |
Roll down the window, sir. Thank you |
| 00:41:03 |
Roll down the window |
| 00:41:05 |
Thanks for your cooperation |
| 00:41:09 |
Please open the bag |
| 00:41:12 |
What's inside? |
| 00:41:14 |
What's inside? |
| 00:41:15 |
This bag? Yes |
| 00:41:16 |
Please open it |
| 00:41:18 |
- Thank you. Open up |
| 00:41:22 |
Please cooperate, thank you |
| 00:41:33 |
Back up! I'm holding a gun, damn it! |
| 00:41:36 |
Yes, Boss |
| 00:41:37 |
Cut the posturing! |
| 00:41:39 |
They're running the road block |
| 00:41:41 |
Give chase! Go... |
| 00:41:43 |
Run for it! Go |
| 00:41:47 |
EU to headquarters... |
| 00:41:53 |
The minivan is getting away |
| 00:41:55 |
Send a police van after them |
| 00:42:00 |
Why is it so dark? |
| 00:42:02 |
You forgot the lights! |
| 00:42:09 |
You call this driving? |
| 00:42:10 |
Check the kid |
| 00:42:11 |
The kid? I held onto him the whole time |
| 00:42:13 |
Okay... |
| 00:42:15 |
I'm stuck |
| 00:42:16 |
Can you move? |
| 00:42:17 |
No, don't mind me |
| 00:42:19 |
The cops are coming, take the kid |
| 00:42:22 |
To where? Your place? |
| 00:42:24 |
Are you mad? Don't let my wife see him |
| 00:42:26 |
What then? |
| 00:42:27 |
Just go |
| 00:42:28 |
Hurry, the cops are coming |
| 00:42:31 |
They're coming... |
| 00:42:33 |
I'll get out in a few days |
| 00:42:35 |
Take care |
| 00:42:37 |
Go! |
| 00:42:40 |
Control! Traffic accident in Sai Kung |
| 00:42:42 |
Send an ambulance, someone's hurt |
| 00:42:44 |
and a fire truck. Over! |
| 00:42:48 |
Please cooperate |
| 00:43:27 |
We ran into a road block, Boss |
| 00:43:29 |
We don't have the kid |
| 00:43:31 |
and we can't find Uncle |
| 00:43:33 |
I want that kid! |
| 00:43:34 |
I want that kid! |
| 00:43:37 |
If you can't find him |
| 00:43:39 |
prepare for your own funeral |
| 00:43:41 |
Yes, Boss. We'll fix it |
| 00:43:55 |
He hasn't stopped crying |
| 00:43:57 |
What do you want? |
| 00:43:58 |
Just tell us |
| 00:44:02 |
- Humor him |
| 00:44:04 |
No, you do it! Hurry... |
| 00:44:05 |
Shut up! Don't wake Landlady |
| 00:44:09 |
What now? |
| 00:44:18 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:44:19 |
Put him to sleep |
| 00:44:21 |
You'll kill him! |
| 00:44:23 |
What else can we do? |
| 00:44:24 |
Let's close the windows |
| 00:44:26 |
Close the other one |
| 00:44:31 |
What the hell do you want? |
| 00:44:35 |
Hey! What are you doing? |
| 00:44:38 |
He's fine, I left breathing space |
| 00:44:39 |
Where's your common sense? |
| 00:44:40 |
You'll kill him, he's just a baby |
| 00:44:43 |
He'll be fine. I just want to muffle his nose |
| 00:44:44 |
How can he be fine? |
| 00:44:49 |
Hey, it works! |
| 00:44:50 |
Carry on |
| 00:44:53 |
It's working... |
| 00:44:55 |
Keep it up... Yes! |
| 00:44:57 |
Having fun? Keep it up! |
| 00:45:03 |
Try something else, you're getting boring |
| 00:45:08 |
Now try another trick |
| 00:45:09 |
You didn't lock the door |
| 00:45:11 |
What a surprise, Landlady! |
| 00:45:13 |
Landlady? |
| 00:45:16 |
I heard a baby's cry |
| 00:45:21 |
Just doing the laundry... |
| 00:45:24 |
Where's the baby? |
| 00:45:25 |
- No |
| 00:45:44 |
Bite your tongue! |
| 00:45:46 |
Where's my baby? |
| 00:45:49 |
Don't you bully him |
| 00:45:52 |
There's your baby |
| 00:46:00 |
What a sucker! |
| 00:46:01 |
Where's my Honey? |
| 00:46:03 |
Where is he? |
| 00:46:06 |
Landlord? |
| 00:46:08 |
Where's my Honey? |
| 00:46:10 |
Where is he? |
| 00:46:11 |
He's gone to eat fondue |
| 00:46:13 |
What kind of fondue? Where? |
| 00:46:15 |
Shenzhen |
| 00:46:16 |
- For how long? |
| 00:46:17 |
A week? |
| 00:46:19 |
That'll kill him |
| 00:46:22 |
Stop! Landlady... |
| 00:46:27 |
Baby! Landlady! |
| 00:46:29 |
Landlord is having fondue |
| 00:46:33 |
for a day only, not a week |
| 00:46:35 |
He's there to close a deal |
| 00:46:36 |
A big one. He'll be back soon |
| 00:46:39 |
Yes... I think he told me |
| 00:46:41 |
That's right... |
| 00:46:42 |
- Look! It's filthy! |
| 00:46:46 |
I'll do it |
| 00:46:48 |
- It'll attract cockroaches. |
| 00:46:50 |
And here... |
| 00:46:51 |
I'll do it I'll do it |
| 00:46:53 |
It's getting late |
| 00:46:55 |
You should go to bed |
| 00:46:57 |
Clean up this mess |
| 00:47:00 |
Sure, we'll clean the whole place up |
| 00:47:02 |
- Don't forget your laundry |
| 00:47:06 |
Where's the kid? |
| 00:47:20 |
Damn! It won't stop! |
| 00:47:23 |
Pull the plug! |
| 00:47:26 |
Please don't cry! I'm begging you... |
| 00:47:28 |
I'll offer you a sacrifice |
| 00:47:29 |
Damn! Forgot to light it |
| 00:47:31 |
This thing... |
| 00:47:32 |
Chicken... it's great |
| 00:47:33 |
- Please don't cry... |
| 00:47:35 |
Please stop crying. Pity my eardrums! |
| 00:47:37 |
Have some chicken! |
| 00:47:39 |
I'll knock him out with this |
| 00:47:43 |
Let's give him a beer |
| 00:47:44 |
He'll sleep better drunk |
| 00:47:46 |
Drumstick... |
| 00:47:47 |
Twinkle, twinkle little star |
| 00:47:49 |
How I wonder what you are |
| 00:47:53 |
It's working! |
| 00:47:54 |
Cut it out! |
| 00:47:55 |
Keep singing |
| 00:47:56 |
Sing anything, hurry! |
| 00:47:59 |
Hurry... |
| 00:48:00 |
Fatso marries an expensive wife |
| 00:48:03 |
We sharks are circling him left and right |
| 00:48:06 |
With interest multiplying day by day |
| 00:48:09 |
Our future has never looked so bright |
| 00:48:13 |
You call that a song? |
| 00:48:14 |
Then you do it |
| 00:48:15 |
Wait! Let me strike my Elvis pose |
| 00:48:18 |
Your mother remarried |
| 00:48:21 |
a bearded fellow |
| 00:48:23 |
with a scar on his butt |
| 00:48:25 |
I love you, loving you... |
| 00:48:28 |
like bees attracted to honey |
| 00:48:31 |
No matter what happens |
| 00:48:34 |
I will always love you |
| 00:48:37 |
We wish you a Merry Christmas |
| 00:48:40 |
We wish you a Merry Christmas |
| 00:48:42 |
We wish you a Merry Christmas |
| 00:48:48 |
And a Happy New Year |
| 00:48:50 |
And a Happy New Year |
| 00:48:53 |
One little, two little, three little Indians |
| 00:48:57 |
Four little, five little, six little Indians |
| 00:49:02 |
Seven little, eight little, |
| 00:49:11 |
This is local news at top of the hour... |
| 00:49:14 |
There's a break-in at Tycoon Li's Peak mansion |
| 00:49:18 |
Excuse me, officer |
| 00:49:20 |
I need a favor... |
| 00:49:21 |
I have a request |
| 00:49:30 |
Hello? |
| 00:49:31 |
Turn on the TV, Thongs |
| 00:49:34 |
Now! |
| 00:49:35 |
Thanks |
| 00:49:36 |
According to the latest financial reports... |
| 00:49:39 |
The Li family's net worth |
| 00:49:43 |
See that? He's not just a mongrel |
| 00:49:45 |
He's a pedigree poodle |
| 00:49:50 |
It's not regular price anymore |
| 00:49:51 |
I'll jack it up when I get out |
| 00:49:53 |
How long will it take? |
| 00:49:54 |
A week at the most |
| 00:49:56 |
I'm charged with dangerous driving |
| 00:49:58 |
2 weeks tops |
| 00:49:59 |
What? Who'll look after him? |
| 00:50:01 |
No one except you, understand? |
| 00:50:04 |
Wait till I get out |
| 00:50:06 |
Bye-bye! |
| 00:50:08 |
A week! My God... |
| 00:50:12 |
It's not on! |
| 00:50:13 |
Quiet... |
| 00:50:14 |
Again? |
| 00:50:16 |
What now? |
| 00:50:18 |
Are you out of your mind? |
| 00:50:22 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:50:27 |
It stinks! |
| 00:50:28 |
I don't believe this |
| 00:50:30 |
He didn't even have much to eat |
| 00:50:32 |
Don't shove it to me! There's shit everywhere |
| 00:50:52 |
Eat this, come on... |
| 00:50:54 |
Yeah, good boy... |
| 00:50:58 |
Baby! Baby! |
| 00:51:00 |
Don't feed him just anything |
| 00:51:03 |
How old is he? |
| 00:51:04 |
- How old? |
| 00:51:05 |
How old? |
| 00:51:06 |
5 to 6 months, I can tell |
| 00:51:09 |
Who's the father? |
| 00:51:10 |
He is |
| 00:51:13 |
I see... |
| 00:51:14 |
I know your kind |
| 00:51:16 |
Yes, that's what we are |
| 00:51:18 |
Don't worry. I have nothing against your kind |
| 00:51:21 |
But men are so careless |
| 00:51:23 |
Not this! |
| 00:51:25 |
This is for 3 year-olds |
| 00:51:29 |
No, this one doesn't have DHA |
| 00:51:33 |
This is extra large! |
| 00:51:36 |
His pee will leak from the side |
| 00:51:40 |
No! |
| 00:51:41 |
This is for breast enlargement |
| 00:51:44 |
I need that, he wants a better feel |
| 00:51:47 |
Don't complicate matters, just hurry! |
| 00:51:49 |
Life is complicated |
| 00:51:51 |
You are what you eat |
| 00:51:53 |
What you feed and teach stay with him for life |
| 00:51:55 |
You must take this seriously |
| 00:51:57 |
Let me give you a lesson |
| 00:51:59 |
I'll show you |
| 00:52:01 |
Enough! Just hurry! |
| 00:52:04 |
Whose napkins are these? |
| 00:52:06 |
Napkins? |
| 00:52:07 |
One with wings and one without... |
| 00:52:09 |
One for day, one for night, which is it? |
| 00:52:12 |
I want night time with no wings |
| 00:52:13 |
Day time with wings for me |
| 00:52:17 |
Just hurry... |
| 00:52:19 |
Ready? Yes! |
| 00:52:20 |
Drink this! |
| 00:52:23 |
Is it too thick? |
| 00:52:34 |
This is it |
| 00:52:35 |
Hurry |
| 00:52:38 |
Thanks! |
| 00:52:39 |
We'll each take a class |
| 00:52:41 |
Alright! |
| 00:52:45 |
Thanks |
| 00:52:46 |
Over there, sir! |
| 00:52:57 |
Help me please! |
| 00:53:02 |
1... 2... 3 |
| 00:53:04 |
Sit down and relax |
| 00:53:06 |
I don't get it, can you show me again? |
| 00:53:07 |
Carry on |
| 00:53:09 |
Go home and teach your wife |
| 00:53:12 |
Keep your back straight |
| 00:53:15 |
Tighten your thighs and buttocks |
| 00:53:19 |
- Straighten the back? |
| 00:53:20 |
Is this straight enough? |
| 00:53:21 |
Look! It's straight... |
| 00:53:23 |
Keep it flat and straight |
| 00:53:25 |
- He's so cute! |
| 00:53:28 |
How old is he? |
| 00:53:29 |
A few months, I think |
| 00:53:31 |
A few months? He's big |
| 00:53:35 |
Where's his mother? |
| 00:53:36 |
At work |
| 00:53:37 |
You look after him alone? |
| 00:53:38 |
That's wonderful! |
| 00:53:41 |
So cute and loveable |
| 00:53:50 |
We could have caught a taxi if you'd hurried |
| 00:53:52 |
Shut up, alright? |
| 00:53:57 |
What a coincidence! |
| 00:53:59 |
You just got off? |
| 00:54:00 |
No, I work at the hospital |
| 00:54:02 |
This is just part-time |
| 00:54:05 |
Chatting her up? |
| 00:54:07 |
She was our instructor |
| 00:54:10 |
What a cute baby! |
| 00:54:26 |
Excuse me! |
| 00:54:29 |
Where are you? |
| 00:54:31 |
I'm with your Mom |
| 00:54:32 |
Really? Put her on |
| 00:54:34 |
What? |
| 00:54:35 |
I can't hear you. Call me back |
| 00:54:37 |
Hello? Hello! |
| 00:54:39 |
Bitch! |
| 00:54:42 |
Thank you... |
| 00:54:46 |
Do stay in touch... |
| 00:54:47 |
Bye bye |
| 00:54:55 |
You're not local? |
| 00:54:57 |
I'm from Shaanxi |
| 00:54:59 |
A student nurse on exchange |
| 00:55:07 |
Dad had a stroke! |
| 00:55:08 |
What? |
| 00:55:09 |
He's in the hospital |
| 00:55:10 |
Is it serious? |
| 00:55:11 |
He's out of intensive care |
| 00:55:13 |
I'll drop by after work |
| 00:55:15 |
Hurry! Yes... |
| 00:55:18 |
Where do you work? |
| 00:55:20 |
Me? |
| 00:55:23 |
This is my stop, talk to you later |
| 00:55:25 |
Let's go! |
| 00:55:34 |
I'm charged with running a road block, |
| 00:55:37 |
and dangerous driving |
| 00:55:38 |
They're refusing bail |
| 00:55:39 |
But the lawyer said I'll be out next week |
| 00:55:42 |
Next week? |
| 00:55:43 |
Keep feeding the pedigree poodle |
| 00:55:49 |
We're supposed to feed him well |
| 00:55:53 |
And don't hand him over to anyone |
| 00:55:57 |
Where is the poodle? |
| 00:56:01 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:56:18 |
It's the wrong bus! |
| 00:56:19 |
Sorry... |
| 00:56:52 |
Picture perfect! Give me a kiss! |
| 00:56:56 |
It's your fault! |
| 00:57:04 |
Are you alright? |
| 00:57:05 |
Thanks |
| 00:57:05 |
Don't hold him like that |
| 00:57:08 |
Careful with his arm! |
| 00:57:10 |
You're just plain negligent! |
| 00:57:11 |
Leaving him behind on the bus |
| 00:57:14 |
Can you help me? |
| 00:58:08 |
Octopus! |
| 00:58:23 |
I don't believe this! |
| 00:58:26 |
How can he miss out by a whisker? |
| 00:58:34 |
I should have known better |
| 00:58:36 |
I lose money on him every time |
| 00:58:40 |
I do the dishes, you take a bath |
| 00:58:43 |
Let's take a bath together, OK? |
| 00:58:59 |
I'm rich! |
| 00:59:01 |
I've won, at last |
| 00:59:16 |
Isn't it fun? |
| 00:59:27 |
Hey! |
| 00:59:30 |
Can you believe this? |
| 00:59:52 |
Thanks so much, Melody |
| 00:59:56 |
If not for you |
| 00:59:57 |
We wouldn't know what to do with him |
| 01:00:00 |
Octopus and I are grateful |
| 01:00:02 |
Actually, I'm very grateful... |
| 01:00:23 |
So that's how he was revived |
| 01:00:50 |
Yan... |
| 01:00:52 |
Did you do what I told you to do? |
| 01:00:56 |
You don't have to go if you're busy |
| 01:01:06 |
Should I call her? |
| 01:01:08 |
Was I too harsh? |
| 01:01:17 |
This is Yan, I can't come to the phone right now |
| 01:01:20 |
Leave a message at the beep |
| 01:01:26 |
Alan! |
| 01:01:27 |
Long time no see, Thongs |
| 01:01:29 |
Your baby? |
| 01:01:30 |
Hey, stop it! |
| 01:01:33 |
Carry on... |
| 01:01:36 |
Come... |
| 01:01:42 |
Be a good boy! |
| 01:01:44 |
Don't do that! |
| 01:01:45 |
Thongs, what's your game? |
| 01:01:46 |
Get out if you're not playing! |
| 01:01:48 |
Don't bring a kid in here! |
| 01:01:49 |
Get lost! |
| 01:01:51 |
Life is complicated, you are what you eat |
| 01:01:55 |
What you feed and teach stay with him for life |
| 01:01:57 |
You must take this seriously |
| 01:01:59 |
Thongs, are you in or not? |
| 01:02:01 |
Go home and babysit! |
| 01:02:04 |
Get lost! |
| 01:02:06 |
I'm not playing |
| 01:02:08 |
Loser! |
| 01:02:10 |
Cleaned out already? |
| 01:02:11 |
No, he was crying too much |
| 01:02:16 |
Yes, that's a good boy |
| 01:02:18 |
How about just one bet? |
| 01:02:20 |
Just one? |
| 01:02:22 |
No more gambling |
| 01:02:27 |
I quit... |
| 01:02:28 |
You're worse than my Dad! |
| 01:02:32 |
I really don't know |
| 01:02:34 |
I've been calling Landlord all night |
| 01:02:37 |
I'm a man of my word |
| 01:02:39 |
I'll fix it for you |
| 01:02:40 |
I just want the boy! |
| 01:02:45 |
Let me out... |
| 01:02:48 |
Is this a joke? |
| 01:02:53 |
Landlord has 2 partners in crime |
| 01:02:56 |
Thongs and Octopus |
| 01:02:59 |
Let me out! |
| 01:03:01 |
Thongs and Octopus |
| 01:03:03 |
I don't care what you do, find them |
| 01:03:20 |
- I found them, Boss. They're inside |
| 01:03:31 |
Are you Thongs? |
| 01:03:33 |
Give me the baby |
| 01:03:34 |
What baby? Don't play dumb |
| 01:03:43 |
I don't know any Uncles |
| 01:03:45 |
Don't play dumb with me |
| 01:03:46 |
What is it? |
| 01:03:47 |
They're looking for Baby |
| 01:03:48 |
My name is Baby, looking for me? |
| 01:03:51 |
Damn! You're asking for it! |
| 01:04:19 |
Go! |
| 01:04:48 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 01:04:49 |
Nothing. I just over jumped |
| 01:05:10 |
What did they say? |
| 01:05:12 |
Who cares? Let's go |
| 01:05:31 |
- Remember? |
| 01:05:33 |
Ring the bell, when he opens the door... |
| 01:05:35 |
I'll splash the paint on your cue |
| 01:05:37 |
Let him have it! |
| 01:05:38 |
Yes |
| 01:05:45 |
Wait! |
| 01:05:52 |
Thongs, don't hide behind women and babies |
| 01:05:55 |
I won't spare you! |
| 01:05:58 |
I don't understand a word you're saying |
| 01:06:00 |
Thongs is my buddy |
| 01:06:03 |
He's not here right now, come back later |
| 01:06:05 |
No problem, we'll wait for him inside |
| 01:06:08 |
He's my kid brother |
| 01:06:11 |
Nice to meet you |
| 01:06:17 |
There's no one here |
| 01:06:23 |
Fanny, I'm scared |
| 01:06:25 |
Is it worse than abortion? |
| 01:06:28 |
Ask him about the future? |
| 01:06:31 |
Confront him with the ultrasound |
| 01:06:37 |
Be good |
| 01:06:41 |
Who are you looking for? |
| 01:06:45 |
Octopus |
| 01:06:47 |
He is not here, come back later |
| 01:06:49 |
You'd better come in first |
| 01:07:20 |
Thongs |
| 01:07:28 |
Make sure the baby is home |
| 01:07:36 |
What's that look on your face? |
| 01:07:37 |
Toothache |
| 01:07:39 |
Why is Octopus off in such a hurry? |
| 01:07:41 |
He needs to use the toilet |
| 01:07:42 |
- You live here? |
| 01:07:44 |
I love to come up for a chat |
| 01:07:46 |
Steve! |
| 01:07:53 |
Octopus! Thongs... |
| 01:07:55 |
You've finally shown up! |
| 01:07:57 |
I'm tired of leaving messages on your voicemail |
| 01:08:00 |
Leave! I'll tend to you later |
| 01:08:02 |
Come here... |
| 01:08:03 |
Where's the baby? |
| 01:08:04 |
In your room. Who are they? |
| 01:08:06 |
Decorators |
| 01:08:18 |
My flat is a mess |
| 01:08:21 |
What's with the paint? |
| 01:08:24 |
We're renovating, just trying out the colors |
| 01:08:27 |
What is it, Yan? |
| 01:08:29 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:08:31 |
Talk to the officer |
| 01:08:33 |
What is it, Miss? |
| 01:08:35 |
Thongs... |
| 01:08:36 |
The police can help you with any problem |
| 01:08:39 |
There's a cop in there! Go to the roof |
| 01:08:42 |
Sit down and tell me your problem |
| 01:08:45 |
Meet my good friend |
| 01:08:48 |
Inspector Steve Mok |
| 01:08:50 |
He's my... cousin |
| 01:08:53 |
He's my... other cousin |
| 01:08:56 |
We came to show him... |
| 01:08:57 |
the color sample |
| 01:09:00 |
Your face... |
| 01:09:01 |
I'm into body art |
| 01:09:17 |
What's with all the baby stuff? |
| 01:09:22 |
You know my pal Octopus... |
| 01:09:24 |
He's a boring womanizer |
| 01:09:27 |
He got someone pregnant |
| 01:09:29 |
Can't do much about that |
| 01:09:31 |
Where is he now? |
| 01:09:32 |
In the toilet |
| 01:09:34 |
I need to go too |
| 01:09:35 |
You do? |
| 01:09:36 |
I'm investigating a break-in |
| 01:09:38 |
Know anything about it? |
| 01:09:39 |
I've quit long time ago |
| 01:09:41 |
Octopus, Inspector wants to have a word |
| 01:09:44 |
Hurry up |
| 01:09:45 |
Octopus... |
| 01:09:48 |
What took you so long? |
| 01:09:49 |
You're here? |
| 01:09:51 |
Your turn |
| 01:09:52 |
Not after him, it stinks in there |
| 01:10:01 |
You have a friend in there |
| 01:10:03 |
Friend? |
| 01:10:13 |
He's my cousin too |
| 01:10:17 |
I'm the eldest |
| 01:10:21 |
Then let's reminisce |
| 01:10:31 |
Never met each other? |
| 01:10:32 |
Of course they have |
| 01:10:42 |
Take care of this, Octopus |
| 01:10:44 |
Why are you still here? I want a divorce! |
| 01:10:46 |
What the hell is this? |
| 01:10:47 |
Never mind. I want a divorce |
| 01:10:49 |
You... |
| 01:10:55 |
And you... |
| 01:10:59 |
It sounds complicated |
| 01:11:00 |
Yes, very complicated |
| 01:11:03 |
Thongs, we've been friends for so long |
| 01:11:05 |
I didn't know you have cousins of different races |
| 01:11:08 |
My Dad was a sailor... |
| 01:11:10 |
He must have stopped in India |
| 01:11:13 |
That'll make him your brother |
| 01:11:17 |
That's not right |
| 01:11:18 |
Maybe the sailor was his Grandpa |
| 01:11:20 |
Or his mother's father |
| 00:00:23 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:00:24 |
I have occasional |
| 00:00:26 |
muscle spasms |
| 00:00:29 |
Muscle spasms? |
| 00:00:39 |
Well? |
| 00:00:40 |
Cramps... |
| 00:00:42 |
You're probably possessed! Give me a hand |
| 00:00:48 |
Baby... |
| 00:00:52 |
Hold on... |
| 00:01:01 |
Help me, Thongs! |
| 00:01:07 |
Give us a hand! |
| 00:01:09 |
I'd like to... |
| 00:01:10 |
I can use my mouth |
| 00:01:17 |
Catch! Beat it! |
| 00:01:22 |
You won't get away with this! |
| 00:01:29 |
You have a lot of nerve, Thongs |
| 00:01:32 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:01:34 |
Oh no! |
| 00:01:36 |
They're inside, go get them! |
| 00:02:27 |
Mind your head! |
| 00:02:33 |
You're so greedy |
| 00:02:43 |
Listen to me, Steve |
| 00:02:45 |
You can confess at the station |
| 00:02:47 |
I'll turn myself in afterwards |
| 00:02:49 |
Who'd believe you? |
| 00:02:54 |
Are you alright? |
| 00:02:55 |
Just worry about yourself! |
| 00:03:09 |
Don't hit my head |
| 00:03:10 |
Thongs! |
| 00:03:11 |
Stay back! |
| 00:03:14 |
Should have listened to me |
| 00:03:30 |
I'll get you, Thongs! |
| 00:03:55 |
Octopus! Run! |
| 00:03:59 |
Come back! |
| 00:04:07 |
Alright... |
| 00:04:11 |
Get up! After the truck! |
| 00:04:19 |
Stop! |
| 00:04:33 |
Stop! |
| 00:04:53 |
Police! I need to use your bike! |
| 00:04:55 |
Go... |
| 00:04:56 |
What? It's not mine |
| 00:04:58 |
I'm on learner's permit |
| 00:04:59 |
I'll ask the Commissioner |
| 00:05:01 |
to grant you a proper license! Go! |
| 00:05:03 |
Really? Yes! |
| 00:05:13 |
Mind if I ask... |
| 00:05:14 |
What did you use to drive? |
| 00:05:16 |
I'm just a videogamer! |
| 00:05:35 |
Shit! |
| 00:05:37 |
Someone is tailing us |
| 00:05:40 |
Looks like a robber to me |
| 00:05:41 |
In broad daylight? Now what? |
| 00:05:44 |
Don't worry, call Headquarters |
| 00:05:45 |
Ask for backup |
| 00:05:47 |
Come in, Headquarters... |
| 00:05:48 |
This is 3321, Daniel calling |
| 00:05:51 |
Suspected robbery in progress! |
| 00:05:53 |
Stop the car, kid! |
| 00:05:54 |
Who are you calling a kid? |
| 00:05:55 |
I can tell that you're a thief! |
| 00:06:11 |
Having serious fun? I'll... |
| 00:06:13 |
Ram your butt! |
| 00:06:27 |
Move closer... Easy, slow down a bit... |
| 00:06:34 |
What? Another one? |
| 00:06:36 |
On a motorbike? |
| 00:06:38 |
Stop the car! Stop |
| 00:06:40 |
He's cute! |
| 00:06:54 |
Hop over! |
| 00:06:57 |
The Commissioner will be in touch |
| 00:07:00 |
Bye! |
| 00:07:03 |
That way! After him! |
| 00:07:17 |
Free the pushchair! |
| 00:07:19 |
Do you think I'm sunbathing? |
| 00:07:25 |
Almost there! |
| 00:07:28 |
Move closer... |
| 00:07:30 |
Stop! Turn... |
| 00:07:31 |
Turn... ram him! |
| 00:08:12 |
Thank God! |
| 00:08:13 |
Watch out! |
| 00:08:17 |
You call yourself a driver? |
| 00:08:21 |
Thank God! That was close |
| 00:08:26 |
Everything's fine |
| 00:08:28 |
Back up was quick! |
| 00:08:31 |
Thanks to you |
| 00:08:35 |
Where are you from? |
| 00:08:39 |
I'm from Broke Broke Mountain! |
| 00:08:46 |
I'm a cop, kid |
| 00:08:48 |
I need to use your bike |
| 00:08:50 |
You're nuts |
| 00:08:53 |
I dare you to say that again |
| 00:08:56 |
Everything is taken care of, keep in touch |
| 00:08:58 |
Thanks |
| 00:09:17 |
This is Octopus, if you need me... |
| 00:09:18 |
Leave a message after the tone |
| 00:09:28 |
IOU |
| 00:09:33 |
Let's pay off Thongs' debts |
| 00:09:42 |
Don't worry, Dad. Here's my contribution |
| 00:10:06 |
What happened to you? Uncle... |
| 00:10:09 |
You've turned into an icelolly |
| 00:10:14 |
Boss, I can explain... |
| 00:10:16 |
We're men of honor... |
| 00:10:18 |
We never renege |
| 00:10:20 |
We always keep our word |
| 00:10:22 |
Never break a promise |
| 00:10:24 |
One for all, and... |
| 00:10:25 |
All for you! |
| 00:10:29 |
$30 millions |
| 00:10:30 |
Thirty... Million... |
| 00:10:34 |
That's my offer, take it or leave it |
| 00:10:37 |
Money is nothing between you and me |
| 00:10:39 |
Whatever you say |
| 00:10:45 |
Who is it? |
| 00:10:46 |
It's me |
| 00:10:48 |
You're home! |
| 00:10:49 |
Who's the kid? He's crying like crazy |
| 00:10:51 |
Check him out for me |
| 00:10:57 |
Well? |
| 00:10:59 |
You need to change him and he's running a fever |
| 00:11:01 |
- Fever? |
| 00:11:03 |
- What shall I do? |
| 00:11:05 |
Take him to a doctor? |
| 00:11:07 |
Hurry! |
| 00:11:08 |
Landlord? |
| 00:11:10 |
I'm free |
| 00:11:11 |
Thank God for that |
| 00:11:12 |
Where are you now? |
| 00:11:14 |
On my way to the hospital |
| 00:11:15 |
Hospital? What happened? |
| 00:11:16 |
The baby is sick |
| 00:11:18 |
Tell Octopus to meet us there |
| 00:11:37 |
Thongs? |
| 00:11:42 |
Be careful, Dad |
| 00:11:49 |
What happened? |
| 00:11:50 |
I called you about Dad's stroke |
| 00:11:53 |
You're too busy to care |
| 00:12:28 |
I'm sorry, Dad |
| 00:12:34 |
Take good care of Dad |
| 00:12:39 |
Are you alright? |
| 00:12:47 |
The fever broke |
| 00:12:50 |
The doctor said he'll be fine |
| 00:12:53 |
Thanks |
| 00:12:54 |
You don't have to worry |
| 00:12:57 |
I... |
| 00:12:58 |
You don't have to explain |
| 00:13:00 |
No matter what |
| 00:13:02 |
You saved his life |
| 00:13:06 |
Wait here, I'll get his prescription |
| 00:13:09 |
Thanks |
| 00:13:18 |
It's OK |
| 00:13:24 |
There you are, Thongs |
| 00:13:27 |
Don't do anything stupid |
| 00:13:30 |
There's a baby... |
| 00:13:31 |
Watch the baby! |
| 00:13:32 |
I have a baby too |
| 00:13:34 |
Let go |
| 00:13:35 |
You let go |
| 00:13:37 |
Together on a count to three |
| 00:13:38 |
1, 2, 3 |
| 00:13:41 |
Don't cry |
| 00:13:46 |
About the loan... |
| 00:13:48 |
I'm not in the mood for that |
| 00:13:50 |
But you grabbed me... |
| 00:13:52 |
Just occupational reflex |
| 00:13:56 |
What's wrong with your baby? |
| 00:13:59 |
Measles. He won't drink his milk |
| 00:14:03 |
Boil some carrots |
| 00:14:04 |
water chestnuts and barley |
| 00:14:07 |
Give him the juice |
| 00:14:09 |
What? |
| 00:14:10 |
Just tell his mother to make it |
| 00:14:12 |
His mother? She ran off |
| 00:14:16 |
What about his mother... |
| 00:14:18 |
His mother? |
| 00:14:19 |
Gone as well |
| 00:14:24 |
Where did you get his clothes? |
| 00:14:27 |
Anywhere |
| 00:14:28 |
$80 at the convenient store, 10% off |
| 00:14:31 |
$72? |
| 00:14:32 |
A further 10% off with a discount card |
| 00:14:35 |
That's $64.80 |
| 00:14:38 |
Do you have a discount card? |
| 00:14:39 |
Here, take mine |
| 00:14:44 |
I'll forfeit today's interest |
| 00:14:47 |
But I'll start chasing tomorrow |
| 00:14:50 |
Come on! |
| 00:14:51 |
Just doing my job |
| 00:14:59 |
Thongs |
| 00:15:04 |
Landlord |
| 00:15:05 |
Here's my million dollar poodle |
| 00:15:07 |
Let's get a suite and talk |
| 00:15:17 |
Hurry... |
| 00:15:19 |
Now that you're here, let's talk |
| 00:15:21 |
Do you know how much more |
| 00:15:23 |
I have bargained for you for this poodle? |
| 00:15:26 |
I give you 3 guesses |
| 00:15:29 |
$30 millions |
| 00:15:31 |
$30 millions! |
| 00:15:35 |
This $5 millions is just the deposit |
| 00:15:37 |
We deliver in 3 hours |
| 00:15:39 |
and we get $25 millions more! |
| 00:15:44 |
Give him this glucose later |
| 00:15:47 |
It's not necessary, now that his fever broke |
| 00:15:50 |
What? |
| 00:15:51 |
You two have become nannies now? |
| 00:15:55 |
It can't be |
| 00:15:58 |
What is this? |
| 00:16:00 |
3 Ferraris |
| 00:16:04 |
What are you thinking? |
| 00:16:05 |
Your own casino, bigger than Monte Carlo |
| 00:16:09 |
Come on! |
| 00:16:12 |
Give us a chance |
| 00:16:15 |
No matter what you want |
| 00:16:21 |
We'll do it |
| 00:16:24 |
Just don't hurt our baby |
| 00:16:31 |
There's nothing to watch on TV |
| 00:16:33 |
You think she'll recognize him? |
| 00:16:35 |
You're worried she'll recognize the baby? |
| 00:16:37 |
This baby is barely... |
| 00:16:38 |
I need some fresh air |
| 00:16:39 |
One of 100 a day |
| 00:16:40 |
They all look the same |
| 00:16:42 |
- Everyone says he takes after his father |
| 00:16:44 |
She won't be able to tell, understand? |
| 00:16:46 |
We offer specialty sashimi |
| 00:16:48 |
Yellow tail, salmon and cuttlefish |
| 00:16:51 |
Give it a try, it's only $60 |
| 00:16:56 |
Come on in, thank you |
| 00:16:58 |
Please come in |
| 00:17:00 |
Specialty sashimi including salmon |
| 00:17:02 |
yellow tail, sweet shrimp, all for $60 |
| 00:17:05 |
Come in |
| 00:17:07 |
Hey... Miss |
| 00:17:10 |
You have to speak louder |
| 00:17:12 |
Louder! |
| 00:17:15 |
Special promotion for 2006 |
| 00:17:18 |
Specialty sashimi |
| 00:17:20 |
including sweet shrimp, yellow tail, salmon... |
| 00:17:23 |
and cuttlefish, only $60 |
| 00:17:27 |
Please come in |
| 00:17:30 |
Special promotion for 2006 |
| 00:17:43 |
Darling... |
| 00:17:45 |
I'm sorry |
| 00:17:48 |
I don't deserve to be your husband... |
| 00:17:52 |
So long... |
| 00:18:17 |
Here you are, Madam |
| 00:18:22 |
Honey! |
| 00:18:24 |
Darling! |
| 00:18:25 |
Silly, why the tears? |
| 00:18:27 |
You called from a hospital. What's gong on? |
| 00:18:30 |
- Are you okay? |
| 00:18:34 |
What happened to your glasses? |
| 00:18:36 |
I got run over by a bike on my way here |
| 00:18:38 |
and cracked the lenses |
| 00:18:39 |
Get me a new pair tomorrow |
| 00:18:41 |
Good girl |
| 00:18:42 |
Now close your eyes. I have something for you |
| 00:18:44 |
No peeking |
| 00:18:45 |
Take a step back... |
| 00:18:47 |
Honey, here's something you'll cherish |
| 00:18:51 |
Ready... |
| 00:18:58 |
Lower your arm |
| 00:19:00 |
Right, now the other one |
| 00:19:04 |
Now open your eyes |
| 00:19:13 |
Not so loud, you'll scare him |
| 00:19:18 |
Baby... |
| 00:19:20 |
Mommie missed you |
| 00:19:30 |
Honey... |
| 00:19:34 |
Have I been a burden to you? |
| 00:19:39 |
Don't be silly |
| 00:19:40 |
You made me very happy |
| 00:19:43 |
You're my most precious darling |
| 00:19:50 |
Not so loud, you're waking him |
| 00:19:54 |
Good baby |
| 00:20:24 |
I'm returning him tomorrow |
| 00:20:27 |
I have sorted out the baby formula |
| 00:20:30 |
So nice to be a baby |
| 00:20:32 |
Eat, sleep, drink and shit |
| 00:20:35 |
So happy |
| 00:20:37 |
and without a care in the world |
| 00:20:41 |
Right? |
| 00:20:44 |
Right! |
| 00:20:49 |
Why do you trust me? You know I'm a burglar |
| 00:20:54 |
still you made friends with me |
| 00:20:59 |
Actually... |
| 00:21:02 |
The first time I saw you |
| 00:21:05 |
I knew you have a conscience |
| 00:21:10 |
If you have a chance to start over |
| 00:21:14 |
Will you still be a burglar? |
| 00:21:17 |
It's too late for that now |
| 00:21:18 |
You can start from this very second |
| 00:21:23 |
It's never too late |
| 00:21:32 |
Look at me |
| 00:21:35 |
Look me in the eye |
| 00:21:38 |
I've faith in you |
| 00:21:51 |
It's Mommie |
| 00:21:55 |
Daddy... Cut it out! |
| 00:21:58 |
Mommie |
| 00:22:00 |
Daddy... |
| 00:22:05 |
Daddy... |
| 00:22:07 |
Do you know his name? |
| 00:22:09 |
Why do you want to know? |
| 00:22:12 |
Just curious at what will happen |
| 00:22:15 |
What do you think will happen to him? |
| 00:22:39 |
I got the money |
| 00:22:40 |
Bring the kid |
| 00:22:45 |
Someone will fetch you in 5 minutes |
| 00:23:12 |
Wait here! |
| 00:23:13 |
Open the gate! |
| 00:23:28 |
Where is he? Give me the baby! |
| 00:23:31 |
Thirty... Million... |
| 00:23:40 |
Give me the baby |
| 00:23:43 |
Listen... |
| 00:23:44 |
Feed him milk every 4 hours |
| 00:23:47 |
Check the temperature with the back of your hand |
| 00:23:49 |
or you'll scald him, understand? |
| 00:23:51 |
Also, everyday at noon... |
| 00:23:52 |
He needs his orange juice, get it? |
| 00:23:54 |
He chokes easily since he has no teeth |
| 00:23:55 |
even crushed fruits will choke him |
| 00:23:57 |
If you feed him solid food, you must chew... |
| 00:23:59 |
Don't be such a nag |
| 00:24:00 |
Also |
| 00:24:01 |
Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry |
| 00:24:04 |
Give him congee in the afternoon |
| 00:24:06 |
Chop up some lean pork, finely diced |
| 00:24:09 |
Not too cold, not too hot |
| 00:24:11 |
Serve in two separate bowls |
| 00:24:14 |
Okay, okay. Just hand him over |
| 00:24:18 |
Alright |
| 00:24:20 |
Be careful I will |
| 00:24:21 |
Here, take this bottle too |
| 00:24:22 |
The temperature is right I got it... |
| 00:24:24 |
Don't rock him too hard |
| 00:24:25 |
- It's time to feed him |
| 00:24:27 |
I wonder if he'll survive the night |
| 00:24:38 |
What are you staring at? |
| 00:24:39 |
Get lost |
| 00:24:51 |
Come on, let's go |
| 00:24:52 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:24:54 |
Don't worry |
| 00:24:55 |
They have doctors and nurses, he'll be fine |
| 00:24:58 |
It's just family squabbles |
| 00:25:01 |
They're taking take him to his Grandpa |
| 00:25:02 |
Think about your Ferrari and your casino |
| 00:25:05 |
Come on! |
| 00:25:07 |
Come on! |
| 00:25:32 |
- Get the car ready |
| 00:25:41 |
Finished? |
| 00:25:43 |
Let's go |
| 00:25:44 |
Take him upstairs |
| 00:26:47 |
Daddy |
| 00:26:52 |
Mommie |
| 00:27:04 |
Daddy's coming! |
| 00:27:05 |
Mommie's coming! |
| 00:27:16 |
Get the kid! |
| 00:27:21 |
- Give me the baby! |
| 00:27:22 |
I know, hand me the baby... |
| 00:27:24 |
Good boy |
| 00:27:29 |
Landlord! |
| 00:27:31 |
Wait for us! |
| 00:27:36 |
He took off! |
| 00:27:40 |
Open up! |
| 00:27:43 |
Give me the baby! |
| 00:28:07 |
Turn on the machine |
| 00:28:09 |
Hurry! Send someone to the ferris wheel |
| 00:28:11 |
Yes, sir! |
| 00:28:21 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:28:35 |
Baby! |
| 00:28:37 |
Baby! |
| 00:28:39 |
Where are you, Baby? |
| 00:28:43 |
Mommie |
| 00:28:51 |
Don't move, I'm coming up! |
| 00:28:54 |
Mommie |
| 00:29:27 |
Stay right there... |
| 00:29:30 |
I'm here |
| 00:29:47 |
Baby! |
| 00:29:49 |
Baby! |
| 00:29:55 |
Daddy |
| 00:29:57 |
It's not funny! |
| 00:29:58 |
Great job, Thongs! You deserve a kiss! |
| 00:30:01 |
Don't hurt the baby, morons! |
| 00:30:05 |
Daddy! |
| 00:30:06 |
Run, Daddy! |
| 00:30:24 |
Hurry up and get in! |
| 00:31:14 |
Isn't it fun? |
| 00:31:16 |
Then let's continue |
| 00:31:18 |
Get the kid! |
| 00:31:20 |
Send the other train! |
| 00:31:54 |
Don't worry |
| 00:31:57 |
I'll get it back for you |
| 00:32:05 |
Thongs! |
| 00:32:07 |
I only want the boy! |
| 00:32:10 |
Come out... |
| 00:32:13 |
or I'll drop him! |
| 00:32:15 |
We all die sooner or later |
| 00:32:18 |
It's a matter of going in style |
| 00:32:21 |
Take the baby and go. Don't mind me! |
| 00:32:24 |
I doubt if he'll drop me |
| 00:32:28 |
Thongs! On the count to 10... |
| 00:32:31 |
and I'll let go |
| 00:32:35 |
1, 2... |
| 00:32:40 |
6, 7... |
| 00:32:42 |
What? |
| 00:32:43 |
What about 3 to 5? |
| 00:32:46 |
8, 9, 10! |
| 00:32:56 |
Stop! |
| 00:32:59 |
Stop! |
| 00:33:03 |
- Get the baby! |
| 00:33:06 |
Who the hell invented free fall machines? |
| 00:33:10 |
Master |
| 00:33:13 |
What a cute baby |
| 00:33:16 |
Give me a big smile... |
| 00:33:19 |
You're my grandson |
| 00:33:23 |
Don't cry, Mommie's here |
| 00:33:25 |
Daddy's here... |
| 00:33:26 |
Mommie's here |
| 00:33:27 |
- Daddy's here... |
| 00:33:30 |
Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry |
| 00:33:38 |
Not bad |
| 00:33:40 |
I understand why |
| 00:33:43 |
you're giving up your reward |
| 00:33:46 |
But I'm keeping this baby |
| 00:33:49 |
You should go if you want to stay alive |
| 00:33:53 |
Give me a smile |
| 00:33:56 |
You're my grandson, understand? |
| 00:34:00 |
Alright... |
| 00:34:02 |
As soon as we get the result |
| 00:34:04 |
The 3 of us are gong to Brazil |
| 00:34:12 |
Who are you? |
| 00:34:14 |
I only want the baby |
| 00:34:18 |
Nothing else matters |
| 00:34:20 |
It's awful to separate him from his mom |
| 00:34:23 |
Awful? |
| 00:34:24 |
What about my dead son? |
| 00:34:27 |
Max lost his mother when he was a child |
| 00:34:32 |
I promised him his own amusement park |
| 00:34:37 |
It's finished now |
| 00:34:40 |
I also promised him a race track |
| 00:34:45 |
But it's only half complete |
| 00:34:49 |
and that bitch killed him |
| 00:34:57 |
I already lost a son |
| 00:35:03 |
I'm not gong to lose my grandson |
| 00:35:08 |
This child... |
| 00:35:10 |
is my only hope for living |
| 00:35:13 |
If you feel this way, think about his mother |
| 00:35:16 |
She must be feeling the same |
| 00:35:17 |
Why must you separate them? |
| 00:35:20 |
What if he's not your grandson? |
| 00:35:22 |
What'll happen then? |
| 00:35:32 |
The lab report, Master |
| 00:35:36 |
You can go |
| 00:36:47 |
What's gong on? |
| 00:36:50 |
What is he doing? |
| 00:36:52 |
I'm not really sure |
| 00:37:11 |
I found the boy |
| 00:37:18 |
But he's not your son |
| 00:37:52 |
Don't do this, Master |
| 00:37:55 |
Prepare the medication |
| 00:37:57 |
Mind your health, sir |
| 00:38:11 |
Watch him |
| 00:38:14 |
Take the kid with you |
| 00:38:18 |
- Easy... |
| 00:38:19 |
Let him keep you company |
| 00:38:24 |
Be careful, Master |
| 00:38:26 |
Give him a hand |
| 00:38:28 |
Where's the baby? |
| 00:38:29 |
Give us the baby! |
| 00:38:30 |
I want my baby |
| 00:38:32 |
Don't! Take your money and leave |
| 00:38:33 |
I'm turning this place into an ice palace! |
| 00:38:38 |
A big one |
| 00:38:43 |
- A gigantic ice palace |
| 00:38:48 |
Gigantic ice palace |
| 00:38:51 |
A gigantic ice palace |
| 00:39:07 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 00:39:08 |
See for yourself |
| 00:39:10 |
You're useless |
| 00:39:16 |
That was quick! |
| 00:39:18 |
You saw them? |
| 00:39:21 |
Yes, I saw them both... |
| 00:39:41 |
Why are you still here? |
| 00:39:42 |
Throw them out! |
| 00:39:47 |
Can you do this? |
| 00:40:18 |
Thank God |
| 00:41:01 |
Round and round and round he goes! |
| 00:41:10 |
Goddamn baldie! |
| 00:41:52 |
Octopus, the baby hasn't cried for a while |
| 00:41:56 |
I'm aware of it! |
| 00:42:02 |
Baldie... |
| 00:42:04 |
I hate bald heads |
| 00:42:34 |
It's fresh |
| 00:42:43 |
Baby! |
| 00:43:03 |
Octopus! |
| 00:43:10 |
Baby... |
| 00:43:12 |
Baby! |
| 00:43:20 |
Baby... |
| 00:43:37 |
- How is he? |
| 00:43:45 |
Baby, hang in there! |
| 00:43:46 |
You'll be alright |
| 00:44:00 |
Baby... |
| 00:44:09 |
Go! |
| 00:44:14 |
Put it on! |
| 00:44:19 |
Baby... |
| 00:44:34 |
Catch! |
| 00:45:03 |
Turn it up |
| 00:45:12 |
Gorge yourself! |
| 00:45:30 |
Feed them something extra |
| 00:45:37 |
See if you can open the door |
| 00:45:48 |
There's no key hole to pick... |
| 00:45:51 |
It can't be opened from inside |
| 00:46:25 |
Thongs! |
| 00:46:26 |
Octopus? |
| 00:46:28 |
Are you alright, Thongs? |
| 00:46:32 |
Open the door! |
| 00:46:33 |
Only the Master knows the combination |
| 00:46:35 |
What? Only he can open it? |
| 00:46:37 |
You saw him. He has gone mad |
| 00:46:39 |
You're on, Landlord. Do your stuff |
| 00:46:44 |
How? It's a Swiss computerized mechanical lock |
| 00:46:47 |
8 layers with over 4 million combinations |
| 00:46:50 |
Same kind used by the CIA |
| 00:46:52 |
Save your breath, open it while I call the cops |
| 00:46:55 |
Run for it... |
| 00:46:57 |
Stop! |
| 00:47:00 |
Hey, come back! |
| 00:47:11 |
Be quiet! |
| 00:47:12 |
Freeze! |
| 00:47:15 |
The machines are too loud |
| 00:47:16 |
Turn off the machines |
| 00:47:18 |
and the refrigerator |
| 00:47:20 |
Unplug the refrigerator |
| 00:47:23 |
and the airconditioning |
| 00:47:25 |
Kill the airconditioning |
| 00:47:27 |
Everybody, hold your breath |
| 00:47:29 |
What? |
| 00:47:30 |
Hold your breath! |
| 00:47:32 |
Silence! |
| 00:48:40 |
Well? Is it open? |
| 00:48:41 |
Why doesn't the door pop open? |
| 00:48:42 |
Pops open? |
| 00:48:43 |
Don't touch it! |
| 00:48:45 |
Why doesn't it pop open? |
| 00:48:49 |
Because of this? |
| 00:48:50 |
It has nothing to do with something so intricate |
| 00:48:52 |
Damn... |
| 00:48:59 |
It's opened! |
| 00:49:06 |
What took you so long? |
| 00:49:08 |
Save the baby |
| 00:49:09 |
- Save him... |
| 00:49:11 |
Save the baby |
| 00:49:14 |
You promised me reduced sentence |
| 00:49:15 |
Alright... |
| 00:49:29 |
The car! |
| 00:49:37 |
Don't die on me! |
| 00:49:55 |
The car... |
| 00:49:59 |
Hot-wired it! |
| 00:50:02 |
Don't scare me, Baby... |
| 00:50:09 |
Come get your milk |
| 00:50:12 |
Baby! |
| 00:50:17 |
Wake up for milk |
| 00:50:21 |
Mommie's here, don't be afraid |
| 00:50:23 |
Don't be afraid... |
| 00:50:35 |
Baby... |
| 00:50:37 |
Don't die on me |
| 00:50:42 |
Come drink your milk. Wake up! |
| 00:50:50 |
Wake up! |
| 00:51:00 |
Wake up, Baby |
| 00:51:23 |
Pop the hood, use the engine |
| 00:51:24 |
Engine... in the back! |
| 00:52:04 |
1, 2! |
| 00:52:06 |
3! |
| 00:52:16 |
1, 2, 3! |
| 00:52:30 |
Wake up... |
| 00:52:39 |
One more time! |
| 00:52:43 |
1, 2, 3! |
| 00:53:37 |
Take them away |
| 00:53:40 |
Bring your men and block the exits |
| 00:53:42 |
Don't let anyone through |
| 00:53:44 |
Yes, sir! |
| 00:53:49 |
Baby... |
| 00:53:59 |
Come back! |
| 00:54:00 |
Never mind |
| 00:54:26 |
Hurry, please... |
| 00:54:28 |
Pulse rate 80 BPM |
| 00:55:06 |
Max |
| 00:55:08 |
This is the police! |
| 00:55:10 |
Max, come home |
| 00:55:14 |
I want to play with you... |
| 00:55:17 |
- Just calm down! |
| 00:55:25 |
Sorry, Honey! Take care of yourself |
| 00:55:30 |
I thought money was important, but I was wrong |
| 00:55:34 |
If there's reincarnation... |
| 00:55:35 |
I still want you for my wife |
| 00:55:39 |
We'll have 10 kids, OK? |
| 00:55:41 |
I love you |
| 00:55:43 |
While I'm in jail |
| 00:55:46 |
I missed you every single second |
| 00:55:48 |
I now know how awful you must have felt |
| 00:55:52 |
when I was wild and unruly |
| 00:55:55 |
I'm really sorry |
| 00:55:59 |
If I have the chance to start over... |
| 00:56:03 |
I'll cherish you more |
| 00:56:06 |
All I did was gamble |
| 00:56:09 |
and caused you a lot of trouble |
| 00:56:12 |
I've been dealt a lousy hand |
| 00:56:15 |
I thought if I had money |
| 00:56:19 |
I'll earn respect and own the world |
| 00:56:22 |
Now I've learnt my lesson |
| 00:56:24 |
at the expense of my beloved family |
| 00:56:27 |
I'm sorry, Dad |
| 00:56:33 |
Goodbye |
| 00:56:36 |
We'll have lots of kids and play in the garden |
| 00:56:40 |
All of us will |
| 00:56:41 |
race each other |
| 00:56:46 |
May the Lord forgive your sins |
| 00:56:48 |
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy |
| 00:56:50 |
We'll have our own children |
| 00:56:52 |
We play in the backyard |
| 00:56:54 |
while you make dinner... |
| 00:56:56 |
And do our laundry |
| 00:56:59 |
Fire! |
| 00:57:11 |
The government policy back then |
| 00:57:13 |
was very strict with the death penalty |
| 00:57:16 |
It was only used on |
| 00:57:19 |
convicts who have committed serious crimes |
| 00:57:22 |
What you have just witnessed |
| 00:57:25 |
are different forms of the death penalty |
| 00:57:28 |
I'm sure you now have a better understanding |
| 00:57:32 |
Let's have another round of applause |
| 00:57:34 |
for our inmates who gave us the demonstration |
| 00:57:37 |
Well done! |
| 00:57:42 |
Thank you! |
| 00:57:47 |
Please help yourselves to the refreshments |
| 00:57:52 |
Hi there! |
| 00:57:53 |
How are you, Landlady? |
| 00:57:55 |
You were great, Thongs |
| 00:57:57 |
Where's Dad? |
| 00:57:58 |
You did a great job, Honey |
| 00:58:01 |
I was so scared |
| 00:58:02 |
It wasn't real, silly |
| 00:58:03 |
What about the I love you part? |
| 00:58:05 |
Of course that's for real |
| 00:58:09 |
Honey... I have adopted 10 kids |
| 00:58:12 |
From South Africa, the Middle East, Germany... |
| 00:58:14 |
Anyone from Cameroon? |
| 00:58:16 |
Let me see... |
| 00:58:17 |
I'm so happy |
| 00:58:18 |
Don't over exert yourself, you're pregnant |
| 00:58:20 |
Let me carry that... |
| 00:58:23 |
Don't frown, it's bad for the baby |
| 00:58:26 |
Speak for yourself |
| 00:58:27 |
The doctor said the baby is doing great |
| 00:58:31 |
I almost forgot my appointment |
| 00:58:33 |
With a man or a woman? |
| 00:58:36 |
My clients are ether men or women |
| 00:58:38 |
I can only meet with women? |
| 00:58:40 |
No |
| 00:58:41 |
Space, remember? |
| 00:58:42 |
Yes... |
| 00:58:44 |
I have plenty of space here |
| 00:58:48 |
Alright... |
| 00:58:50 |
Thanks for coming |
| 00:58:52 |
Thanks for taking care of my Dad |
| 00:58:56 |
How are you getting along? |
| 00:58:57 |
There's nothing to it, it's not my first time |
| 00:59:00 |
But I promise you it'll be my last |
| 00:59:05 |
Why are you making promises to me? |
| 00:59:07 |
I... |
| 00:59:09 |
I promise my Dad |
| 00:59:15 |
Thongs |
| 00:59:18 |
Inspector |
| 00:59:20 |
You have to thank your lucky stars |
| 00:59:24 |
The Justice Department may put you on parole |
| 00:59:28 |
- Thanks |
| 00:59:29 |
Look who's here to see you |
| 00:59:37 |
Baby |
| 00:59:38 |
Baby! |
| 00:59:39 |
Baby... |
| 00:59:42 |
- Over here... |
| 00:59:43 |
Give me a hug |
| 00:59:45 |
Mommie |
| 00:59:46 |
It's been a long time |
| 00:59:48 |
Sorry we didn't have a chance to apologize |
| 00:59:50 |
We're really very sorry |
| 00:59:51 |
We know, if it hadn't been for you |
| 00:59:53 |
Our baby could have died |
| 00:59:57 |
I wonder if they'll be interested |
| 00:59:59 |
About what? |
| 01:00:00 |
About working for us |
| 01:00:01 |
What? |
| 01:00:02 |
You'll be in charge of security |
| 01:00:03 |
You can be the bodyguard |
| 01:00:05 |
You can the chauffeur |
| 01:00:07 |
I'm perfect for the job |
| 01:00:10 |
Driving sports cars has to be my pet project |
| 01:00:13 |
Are you interested? |
| 01:00:14 |
Absolutely... |
| 01:00:16 |
We'll wait for your discharge, then |
| 01:00:17 |
Our Open Day is over |
| 01:00:18 |
Time to return to your cell |
| 01:00:22 |
Baby... |
| 01:00:24 |
Yes? |
| 01:00:26 |
Mrs. Li |
| 01:00:27 |
We don't even know his name |
| 01:00:29 |
It's Matthew |
| 01:00:30 |
Ka Sing |
| 01:00:32 |
Li Ka Sing? |
| 01:00:42 |
So long! |
| 01:00:46 |
Blindfold me, I can't bear to watch |
| 01:00:58 |
How's Jackie? |
| 01:00:59 |
Is he alright? |
| 01:01:05 |
Bring me a towel |
| 01:01:12 |
It hurts! |
| 01:01:14 |
One more time |
| 01:01:19 |
I get to keep this? |
| 01:01:21 |
Action! |
| 01:01:26 |
Help him up |
| 01:01:27 |
The spine... |
| 01:01:35 |
You should go for an X-ray |
| 01:01:42 |
Bring the car |
| 01:01:55 |
Bring the mattresses here |
| 01:01:57 |
What are you doing over there? |
| 01:02:00 |
Come on... over here |
| 01:02:02 |
Over here |
| 01:02:08 |
Careful... |
| 01:02:12 |
Careful |
| 01:02:21 |
Leave your card with my PA |
| 01:02:22 |
She'll save you the best seat |
| 01:02:23 |
When's the press conference? |
| 01:02:26 |
I can't hear a word you're saying |
| 01:02:31 |
Apply more honey |
| 01:02:33 |
More |
| 01:02:37 |
Stop, I can't stand this! |
| 01:03:17 |
Thongs! |
| 01:03:19 |
Steve, I didn't see you |
| 01:03:21 |
You say that every time |
| 01:03:23 |
You missed the alumni gathering |
| 01:03:25 |
Nobody called me |
| 01:03:26 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:03:27 |
Grade school or college? |
| 01:03:29 |
It's supposed to be High School! |
| 01:03:31 |
Stop fluffing your line! |
| 01:03:33 |
It was a one-take! |
| 01:03:34 |
Do you know how scary it was up there? |
| 01:03:36 |
I now have to do it all over again! |
| 01:03:38 |
I'll wring your neck for this! |
| 00:00:06 |
Honey! |
| 00:00:07 |
Darling! |
| 00:00:09 |
Silly, why the tears? |
| 00:00:11 |
You called from a hospital. What's gong on? |
| 00:00:14 |
- Are you okay? |
| 00:00:17 |
What happened to your glasses? |
| 00:00:19 |
I got run over by a bike on my way here |
| 00:00:21 |
and cracked the lenses |
| 00:00:23 |
Get me a new pair tomorrow |
| 00:00:24 |
Good girl |
| 00:00:25 |
Now close your eyes. I have something for you |
| 00:00:28 |
No peeking |
| 00:00:29 |
Take a step back... |
| 00:00:31 |
Honey, here's something you'll cherish |
| 00:00:34 |
Ready... |
| 00:00:41 |
Lower your arm |
| 00:00:43 |
Right, now the other one |
| 00:00:47 |
Now open your eyes |
| 00:00:57 |
Not so loud, you'll scare him |
| 00:01:01 |
Baby... |
| 00:01:04 |
Mommie missed you |
| 00:01:14 |
Honey... |
| 00:01:17 |
Have I been a burden to you? |
| 00:01:22 |
Don't be silly |
| 00:01:24 |
You made me very happy |
| 00:01:26 |
You're my most precious darling |
| 00:01:34 |
Not so loud, you're waking him |
| 00:01:37 |
Good baby |
| 00:02:08 |
I'm returning him tomorrow |
| 00:02:10 |
I have sorted out the baby formula |
| 00:02:14 |
So nice to be a baby |
| 00:02:16 |
Eat, sleep, drink and shit |
| 00:02:19 |
So happy |
| 00:02:21 |
and without a care in the world |
| 00:02:25 |
Right? |
| 00:02:28 |
Right! |
| 00:02:33 |
Why do you trust me? You know I'm a burglar |
| 00:02:38 |
still you made friends with me |
| 00:02:43 |
Actually... |
| 00:02:46 |
The first time I saw you |
| 00:02:49 |
I knew you have a conscience |
| 00:02:54 |
If you have a chance to start over |
| 00:02:57 |
Will you still be a burglar? |
| 00:03:00 |
It's too late for that now |
| 00:03:02 |
You can start from this very second |
| 00:03:06 |
It's never too late |
| 00:03:15 |
Look at me |
| 00:03:18 |
Look me in the eye |
| 00:03:21 |
I've faith in you |
| 00:03:35 |
It's Mommie |
| 00:03:39 |
Daddy... Cut it out! |
| 00:03:42 |
Mommie |
| 00:03:44 |
Daddy... |
| 00:03:49 |
Daddy... |
| 00:03:50 |
Do you know his name? |
| 00:03:53 |
Why do you want to know? |
| 00:03:56 |
Just curious at what will happen |
| 00:03:59 |
What do you think will happen to him? |
| 00:04:22 |
I got the money |
| 00:04:24 |
Bring the kid |
| 00:04:29 |
Someone will fetch you in 5 minutes |
| 00:04:55 |
Wait here! |
| 00:04:57 |
Open the gate! |
| 00:05:11 |
Where is he? Give me the baby! |
| 00:05:15 |
Thirty... Million... |
| 00:05:24 |
Give me the baby |
| 00:05:27 |
Listen... |
| 00:05:28 |
Feed him milk every 4 hours |
| 00:05:31 |
Check the temperature with the back of your hand |
| 00:05:33 |
or you'll scald him, understand? |
| 00:05:34 |
Also, everyday at noon... |
| 00:05:35 |
He needs his orange juice, get it? |
| 00:05:37 |
He chokes easily since he has no teeth |
| 00:05:39 |
even crushed fruits will choke him |
| 00:05:41 |
If you feed him solid food, you must chew... |
| 00:05:43 |
Don't be such a nag |
| 00:05:44 |
Also |
| 00:05:45 |
Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry |
| 00:05:48 |
Give him congee in the afternoon |
| 00:05:50 |
Chop up some lean pork, finely diced |
| 00:05:53 |
Not too cold, not too hot |
| 00:05:55 |
Serve in two separate bowls |
| 00:05:58 |
Okay, okay. Just hand him over |
| 00:06:01 |
Alright |
| 00:06:03 |
Be careful I will |
| 00:06:05 |
Here, take this bottle too |
| 00:06:06 |
The temperature is right I got it... |
| 00:06:07 |
Don't rock him too hard |
| 00:06:09 |
- It's time to feed him |
| 00:06:10 |
I wonder if he'll survive the night |
| 00:06:21 |
What are you staring at? |
| 00:06:23 |
Get lost |
| 00:06:34 |
Come on, let's go |
| 00:06:36 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:06:37 |
Don't worry |
| 00:06:39 |
They have doctors and nurses, he'll be fine |
| 00:06:42 |
It's just family squabbles |
| 00:06:44 |
They're taking take him to his Grandpa |
| 00:06:46 |
Think about your Ferrari and your casino |
| 00:06:49 |
Come on! |
| 00:06:51 |
Come on! |
| 00:07:16 |
- Get the car ready |
| 00:07:25 |
Finished? |
| 00:07:26 |
Let's go |
| 00:07:27 |
Take him upstairs |
| 00:08:30 |
Daddy |
| 00:08:35 |
Mommie |
| 00:08:48 |
Daddy's coming! |
| 00:08:49 |
Mommie's coming! |
| 00:09:00 |
Get the kid! |
| 00:09:04 |
- Give me the baby! |
| 00:09:05 |
I know, hand me the baby... |
| 00:09:08 |
Good boy |
| 00:09:13 |
Landlord! |
| 00:09:14 |
Wait for us! |
| 00:09:19 |
He took off! |
| 00:09:23 |
Open up! |
| 00:09:27 |
Give me the baby! |
| 00:09:50 |
Turn on the machine |
| 00:09:52 |
Hurry! Send someone to the ferris wheel |
| 00:09:54 |
Yes, sir! |
| 00:10:04 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:10:19 |
Baby! |
| 00:10:21 |
Baby! |
| 00:10:22 |
Where are you, Baby? |
| 00:10:26 |
Mommie |
| 00:10:34 |
Don't move, I'm coming up! |
| 00:10:38 |
Mommie |
| 00:11:11 |
Stay right there... |
| 00:11:14 |
I'm here |
| 00:11:30 |
Baby! |
| 00:11:32 |
Baby! |
| 00:11:38 |
Daddy |
| 00:11:40 |
It's not funny! |
| 00:11:41 |
Great job, Thongs! You deserve a kiss! |
| 00:11:44 |
Don't hurt the baby, morons! |
| 00:11:48 |
Daddy! |
| 00:11:50 |
Run, Daddy! |
| 00:12:07 |
Hurry up and get in! |
| 00:12:57 |
Isn't it fun? |
| 00:12:59 |
Then let's continue |
| 00:13:01 |
Get the kid! |
| 00:13:03 |
Send the other train! |
| 00:13:38 |
Don't worry |
| 00:13:41 |
I'll get it back for you |
| 00:13:48 |
Thongs! |
| 00:13:50 |
I only want the boy! |
| 00:13:53 |
Come out... |
| 00:13:56 |
or I'll drop him! |
| 00:13:58 |
We all die sooner or later |
| 00:14:02 |
It's a matter of going in style |
| 00:14:05 |
Take the baby and go. Don't mind me! |
| 00:14:08 |
I doubt if he'll drop me |
| 00:14:12 |
Thongs! On the count to 10... |
| 00:14:15 |
and I'll let go |
| 00:14:18 |
1, 2... |
| 00:14:23 |
6, 7... |
| 00:14:25 |
What? |
| 00:14:27 |
What about 3 to 5? |
| 00:14:29 |
8, 9, 10! |
| 00:14:39 |
Stop! |
| 00:14:42 |
Stop! |
| 00:14:47 |
- Get the baby! |
| 00:14:49 |
Who the hell invented free fall machines? |
| 00:14:54 |
Master |
| 00:14:57 |
What a cute baby |
| 00:15:00 |
Give me a big smile... |
| 00:15:03 |
You're my grandson |
| 00:15:07 |
Don't cry, Mommie's here |
| 00:15:09 |
Daddy's here... |
| 00:15:10 |
Mommie's here |
| 00:15:11 |
- Daddy's here... |
| 00:15:14 |
Hold him with your left arm or he'll cry |
| 00:15:22 |
Not bad |
| 00:15:24 |
I understand why |
| 00:15:26 |
you're giving up your reward |
| 00:15:29 |
But I'm keeping this baby |
| 00:15:33 |
You should go if you want to stay alive |
| 00:15:37 |
Give me a smile |
| 00:15:40 |
You're my grandson, understand? |
| 00:15:43 |
Alright... |
| 00:15:46 |
As soon as we get the result |
| 00:15:48 |
The 3 of us are gong to Brazil |
| 00:15:55 |
Who are you? |
| 00:15:57 |
I only want the baby |
| 00:16:01 |
Nothing else matters |
| 00:16:03 |
It's awful to separate him from his mom |
| 00:16:06 |
Awful? |
| 00:16:08 |
What about my dead son? |
| 00:16:11 |
Max lost his mother when he was a child |
| 00:16:15 |
I promised him his own amusement park |
| 00:16:20 |
It's finished now |
| 00:16:23 |
I also promised him a race track |
| 00:16:29 |
But it's only half complete |
| 00:16:33 |
and that bitch killed him |
| 00:16:41 |
I already lost a son |
| 00:16:47 |
I'm not gong to lose my grandson |
| 00:16:51 |
This child... |
| 00:16:53 |
is my only hope for living |
| 00:16:56 |
If you feel this way, think about his mother |
| 00:16:59 |
She must be feeling the same |
| 00:17:01 |
Why must you separate them? |
| 00:17:04 |
What if he's not your grandson? |
| 00:17:06 |
What'll happen then? |
| 00:17:15 |
The lab report, Master |
| 00:17:19 |
You can go |
| 00:18:31 |
What's gong on? |
| 00:18:34 |
What is he doing? |
| 00:18:36 |
I'm not really sure |
| 00:18:54 |
I found the boy |
| 00:19:02 |
But he's not your son |
| 00:19:36 |
Don't do this, Master |
| 00:19:39 |
Prepare the medication |
| 00:19:41 |
Mind your health, sir |
| 00:19:55 |
Watch him |
| 00:19:58 |
Take the kid with you |
| 00:20:01 |
- Easy... |
| 00:20:03 |
Let him keep you company |
| 00:20:08 |
Be careful, Master |
| 00:20:10 |
Give him a hand |
| 00:20:11 |
Where's the baby? |
| 00:20:13 |
Give us the baby! |
| 00:20:14 |
I want my baby |
| 00:20:15 |
Don't! Take your money and leave |
| 00:20:17 |
I'm turning this place into an ice palace! |
| 00:20:22 |
A big one |
| 00:20:26 |
- A gigantic ice palace |
| 00:20:31 |
Gigantic ice palace |
| 00:20:34 |
A gigantic ice palace |
| 00:20:50 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 00:20:52 |
See for yourself |
| 00:20:54 |
You're useless |
| 00:20:59 |
That was quick! |
| 00:21:02 |
You saw them? |
| 00:21:04 |
Yes, I saw them both... |
| 00:21:24 |
Why are you still here? |
| 00:21:26 |
Throw them out! |
| 00:21:31 |
Can you do this? |
| 00:22:02 |
Thank God |
| 00:22:44 |
Round and round and round he goes! |
| 00:22:53 |
Goddamn baldie! |
| 00:23:36 |
Octopus, the baby hasn't cried for a while |
| 00:23:39 |
I'm aware of it! |
| 00:23:46 |
Baldie... |
| 00:23:48 |
I hate bald heads |
| 00:24:17 |
It's fresh |
| 00:24:27 |
Baby! |
| 00:24:46 |
Octopus! |
| 00:24:54 |
Baby... |
| 00:24:56 |
Baby! |
| 00:25:04 |
Baby... |
| 00:25:20 |
- How is he? |
| 00:25:28 |
Baby, hang in there! |
| 00:25:29 |
You'll be alright |
| 00:25:43 |
Baby... |
| 00:25:52 |
Go! |
| 00:25:57 |
Put it on! |
| 00:26:02 |
Baby... |
| 00:26:18 |
Catch! |
| 00:26:46 |
Turn it up |
| 00:26:56 |
Gorge yourself! |
| 00:27:13 |
Feed them something extra |
| 00:27:21 |
See if you can open the door |
| 00:27:32 |
There's no key hole to pick... |
| 00:27:35 |
It can't be opened from inside |
| 00:28:09 |
Thongs! |
| 00:28:10 |
Octopus? |
| 00:28:11 |
Are you alright, Thongs? |
| 00:28:15 |
Open the door! |
| 00:28:16 |
Only the Master knows the combination |
| 00:28:19 |
What? Only he can open it? |
| 00:28:20 |
You saw him. He has gone mad |
| 00:28:23 |
You're on, Landlord. Do your stuff |
| 00:28:28 |
How? It's a Swiss computerized mechanical lock |
| 00:28:31 |
8 layers with over 4 million combinations |
| 00:28:34 |
Same kind used by the CIA |
| 00:28:35 |
Save your breath, open it while I call the cops |
| 00:28:39 |
Run for it... |
| 00:28:40 |
Stop! |
| 00:28:43 |
Hey, come back! |
| 00:28:54 |
Be quiet! |
| 00:28:56 |
Freeze! |
| 00:28:58 |
The machines are too loud |
| 00:29:00 |
Turn off the machines |
| 00:29:02 |
and the refrigerator |
| 00:29:03 |
Unplug the refrigerator |
| 00:29:07 |
and the airconditioning |
| 00:29:08 |
Kill the airconditioning |
| 00:29:11 |
Everybody, hold your breath |
| 00:29:12 |
What? |
| 00:29:13 |
Hold your breath! |
| 00:29:16 |
Silence! |
| 00:30:23 |
Well? Is it open? |
| 00:30:25 |
Why doesn't the door pop open? |
| 00:30:26 |
Pops open? |
| 00:30:27 |
Don't touch it! |
| 00:30:29 |
Why doesn't it pop open? |
| 00:30:32 |
Because of this? |
| 00:30:34 |
It has nothing to do with something so intricate |
| 00:30:36 |
Damn... |
| 00:30:42 |
It's opened! |
| 00:30:49 |
What took you so long? |
| 00:30:51 |
Save the baby |
| 00:30:52 |
- Save him... |
| 00:30:54 |
Save the baby |
| 00:30:57 |
You promised me reduced sentence |
| 00:30:58 |
Alright... |
| 00:31:13 |
The car! |
| 00:31:21 |
Don't die on me! |
| 00:31:38 |
The car... |
| 00:31:42 |
Hot-wired it! |
| 00:31:45 |
Don't scare me, Baby... |
| 00:31:52 |
Come get your milk |
| 00:31:56 |
Baby! |
| 00:32:00 |
Wake up for milk |
| 00:32:04 |
Mommie's here, don't be afraid |
| 00:32:06 |
Don't be afraid... |
| 00:32:18 |
Baby... |
| 00:32:21 |
Don't die on me |
| 00:32:26 |
Come drink your milk. Wake up! |
| 00:32:33 |
Wake up! |
| 00:32:43 |
Wake up, Baby |
| 00:33:06 |
Pop the hood, use the engine |
| 00:33:08 |
Engine... in the back! |
| 00:33:48 |
1, 2! |
| 00:33:49 |
3! |
| 00:34:00 |
1, 2, 3! |
| 00:34:14 |
Wake up... |
| 00:34:23 |
One more time! |
| 00:34:26 |
1, 2, 3! |
| 00:35:21 |
Take them away |
| 00:35:23 |
Bring your men and block the exits |
| 00:35:26 |
Don't let anyone through |
| 00:35:27 |
Yes, sir! |
| 00:35:33 |
Baby... |
| 00:35:43 |
Come back! |
| 00:35:44 |
Never mind |
| 00:36:10 |
Hurry, please... |
| 00:36:11 |
Pulse rate 80 BPM |
| 00:36:50 |
Max |
| 00:36:51 |
This is the police! |
| 00:36:53 |
Max, come home |
| 00:36:57 |
I want to play with you... |
| 00:37:00 |
- Just calm down! |
| 00:37:09 |
Sorry, Honey! Take care of yourself |
| 00:37:14 |
I thought money was important, but I was wrong |
| 00:37:18 |
If there's reincarnation... |
| 00:37:19 |
I still want you for my wife |
| 00:37:22 |
We'll have 10 kids, OK? |
| 00:37:25 |
I love you |
| 00:37:26 |
While I'm in jail |
| 00:37:29 |
I missed you every single second |
| 00:37:32 |
I now know how awful you must have felt |
| 00:37:36 |
when I was wild and unruly |
| 00:37:38 |
I'm really sorry |
| 00:37:42 |
If I have the chance to start over... |
| 00:37:47 |
I'll cherish you more |
| 00:37:49 |
All I did was gamble |
| 00:37:53 |
and caused you a lot of trouble |
| 00:37:56 |
I've been dealt a lousy hand |
| 00:37:58 |
I thought if I had money |
| 00:38:03 |
I'll earn respect and own the world |
| 00:38:06 |
Now I've learnt my lesson |
| 00:38:08 |
at the expense of my beloved family |
| 00:38:11 |
I'm sorry, Dad |
| 00:38:17 |
Goodbye |
| 00:38:20 |
We'll have lots of kids and play in the garden |
| 00:38:23 |
All of us will |
| 00:38:25 |
race each other |
| 00:38:29 |
May the Lord forgive your sins |
| 00:38:32 |
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy |
| 00:38:34 |
We'll have our own children |
| 00:38:36 |
We play in the backyard |
| 00:38:38 |
while you make dinner... |
| 00:38:40 |
And do our laundry |
| 00:38:42 |
Fire! |
| 00:38:55 |
The government policy back then |
| 00:38:57 |
was very strict with the death penalty |
| 00:38:59 |
It was only used on |
| 00:39:03 |
convicts who have committed serious crimes |
| 00:39:06 |
What you have just witnessed |
| 00:39:09 |
are different forms of the death penalty |
| 00:39:11 |
I'm sure you now have a better understanding |
| 00:39:15 |
Let's have another round of applause |
| 00:39:18 |
for our inmates who gave us the demonstration |
| 00:39:21 |
Well done! |
| 00:39:26 |
Thank you! |
| 00:39:30 |
Please help yourselves to the refreshments |
| 00:39:36 |
Hi there! |
| 00:39:37 |
How are you, Landlady? |
| 00:39:38 |
You were great, Thongs |
| 00:39:40 |
Where's Dad? |
| 00:39:41 |
You did a great job, Honey |
| 00:39:44 |
I was so scared |
| 00:39:45 |
It wasn't real, silly |
| 00:39:47 |
What about the I love you part? |
| 00:39:49 |
Of course that's for real |
| 00:39:53 |
Honey... I have adopted 10 kids |
| 00:39:56 |
From South Africa, the Middle East, Germany... |
| 00:39:58 |
Anyone from Cameroon? |
| 00:39:59 |
Let me see... |
| 00:40:01 |
I'm so happy |
| 00:40:02 |
Don't over exert yourself, you're pregnant |
| 00:40:04 |
Let me carry that... |
| 00:40:07 |
Don't frown, it's bad for the baby |
| 00:40:10 |
Speak for yourself |
| 00:40:11 |
The doctor said the baby is doing great |
| 00:40:15 |
I almost forgot my appointment |
| 00:40:17 |
With a man or a woman? |
| 00:40:19 |
My clients are ether men or women |
| 00:40:22 |
I can only meet with women? |
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No |
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Space, remember? |
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Yes... |
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I have plenty of space here |
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Alright... |
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Thanks for coming |
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Thanks for taking care of my Dad |
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How are you getting along? |
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There's nothing to it, it's not my first time |
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But I promise you it'll be my last |
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Why are you making promises to me? |
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I... |
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I promise my Dad |
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Thongs |
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Inspector |
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You have to thank your lucky stars |
| 00:41:08 |
The Justice Department may put you on parole |
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- Thanks |
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Look who's here to see you |
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Baby |
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Baby! |
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Baby... |
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- Over here... |
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Give me a hug |
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Mommie |
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It's been a long time |
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Sorry we didn't have a chance to apologize |
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We're really very sorry |
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We know, if it hadn't been for you |
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Our baby could have died |
| 00:41:40 |
I wonder if they'll be interested |
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About what? |
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About working for us |
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What? |
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You'll be in charge of security |
| 00:41:47 |
You can be the bodyguard |
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You can the chauffeur |
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I'm perfect for the job |
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Driving sports cars has to be my pet project |
| 00:41:57 |
Are you interested? |
| 00:41:58 |
Absolutely... |
| 00:42:00 |
We'll wait for your discharge, then |
| 00:42:00 |
Our Open Day is over |
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Time to return to your cell |
| 00:42:05 |
Baby... |
| 00:42:07 |
Yes? |
| 00:42:09 |
Mrs. Li |
| 00:42:11 |
We don't even know his name |
| 00:42:12 |
It's Matthew |
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Ka Sing |
| 00:42:16 |
Li Ka Sing? |
| 00:42:25 |
So long! |
| 00:42:29 |
Blindfold me, I can't bear to watch |
| 00:42:41 |
How's Jackie? |
| 00:42:42 |
Is he alright? |
| 00:42:49 |
Bring me a towel |
| 00:42:56 |
It hurts! |
| 00:42:58 |
One more time |
| 00:43:03 |
I get to keep this? |
| 00:43:04 |
Action! |
| 00:43:10 |
Help him up |
| 00:43:11 |
The spine... |
| 00:43:19 |
You should go for an X-ray |
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Bring the car |
| 00:43:39 |
Bring the mattresses here |
| 00:43:41 |
What are you doing over there? |
| 00:43:43 |
Come on... over here |
| 00:43:46 |
Over here |
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Careful... |
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Careful |
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Leave your card with my PA |
| 00:44:05 |
She'll save you the best seat |
| 00:44:07 |
When's the press conference? |
| 00:44:09 |
I can't hear a word you're saying |
| 00:44:14 |
Apply more honey |
| 00:44:17 |
More |
| 00:44:21 |
Stop, I can't stand this! |
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Thongs! |
| 00:45:02 |
Steve, I didn't see you |
| 00:45:04 |
You say that every time |
| 00:45:06 |
You missed the alumni gathering |
| 00:45:08 |
Nobody called me |
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Are you sure? |
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Grade school or college? |
| 00:45:12 |
It's supposed to be High School! |
| 00:45:15 |
Stop fluffing your line! |
| 00:45:16 |
It was a one-take! |
| 00:45:18 |
Do you know how scary it was up there? |
| 00:45:19 |
I now have to do it all over again! |
| 00:45:21 |
I'll wring your neck for this! |
