Bodyguard 2 The

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00:00:10 Subtitles re-translated
00:01:27 Hey!
00:02:00 Now you know that this world
00:02:02 You could say that again!
00:02:34 Listen, repeat after me
00:02:36 Suffo
00:02:37 Suffo!
00:02:38 Cate
00:02:38 Cate!
00:02:39 Right, so get out!
00:02:41 I'm suffocating! We don't
00:02:43 Bunch of idiots!
00:02:49 When will you ever get smart?
00:03:10 This way, please, on the left
00:03:12 But don't go behind there!
00:03:17 Hi there
00:03:18 - Would you like a drink?
00:03:47 Hi, Boss Wang!
00:03:52 Long time no see
00:03:54 How've you been? Take a seat
00:03:56 Sit! Sit!
00:03:59 Right now, I'm telling you,
00:04:06 Hey, how'd you hurt your head?
00:04:09 I think
00:04:11 that kids are really nasty
00:04:15 Him, you see him?
00:04:18 - Who?
00:04:21 Got that?
00:04:23 Here's a gun
00:04:25 Take it! Quick!
00:04:29 First, let me see the goods
00:04:30 - Number 3!
00:04:32 Let Boss Wang see the goods
00:04:35 I think I trust
00:04:39 I wasn't likely to sell
00:04:42 But now it looks
00:04:46 I've had many people buy
00:04:49 I've not sold to them all, though
00:04:52 There's no picture
00:04:54 Number 3, why didn't you turn it
00:04:57 Didn't you know that Boss
00:05:00 Come on, kid!
00:05:02 You're embarrassing Boss Wang!
00:05:06 What do you think?
00:05:08 Looks good, yeah?
00:05:11 I'll go with you!
00:05:13 You know how to use the gun?
00:05:14 Are you kidding? Me and
00:05:16 used to go hunting
00:05:18 That's good
00:05:19 Look over there
00:05:20 See that guy?
00:05:21 I'll take him out and go inside
00:05:22 Remember that, okay?
00:05:23 Then, when I nod my head,
00:05:25 you open fire, okay?
00:05:28 Hey, get the money
00:05:30 I don't have it
00:05:32 Well, get it from whoever,
00:05:34 You're as stupid as a pig!
00:05:41 Do you turn this to the left?
00:05:44 Uh, no
00:05:45 You sure you know how to use this?
00:05:47 Are you kidding? You think I can't?
00:05:50 Put the bullet in the top
00:05:51 Aim it, then pull the trigger
00:05:52 Why put the bullet in first?
00:05:54 Once you've put it in,
00:05:56 Take the safety off first,
00:05:57 The safety...?
00:06:00 You really have no clue, do you?
00:06:01 Are you kidding?
00:06:02 I hunted every day as a kid
00:06:04 Fine
00:06:05 Don't let anyone see you
00:06:07 Keep an eye on what's
00:06:14 Kid, you ain't comin' in,
00:06:24 Nobody move!
00:06:26 Hey, what're the cops doing here?
00:06:28 I dunno!
00:06:30 I don't get it!
00:06:31 Maybe he's your friend!
00:06:33 You playing a prank on me?
00:06:35 Bullet in top, safety off...
00:06:39 I'm an honest businessman, see
00:06:41 If I was dishonest
00:06:42 I'd already be dead!
00:06:48 Oh crap, I'd better get up there!
00:06:52 Quick! Kill him!
00:07:18 Is that cop really your friend?
00:07:19 Idiot, what do you think?!
00:07:36 Look where you shoot first!
00:07:38 You bunch of idiots!
00:08:14 Quickly, quickly!
00:08:20 This way!
00:08:23 Bullet in top, safety off...
00:08:33 Why won't it work? Weird...
00:08:37 - Sin!
00:08:41 What're you doing?
00:08:43 Sitting down
00:08:44 I know! Where'd they go?
00:08:46 They went that way
00:08:51 I've fired it twice...
00:08:53 But I still can't work it properly!
00:08:56 "Don't be sad..."
00:08:58 Quickly, quickly!
00:09:29 Is that a bird? So small...
00:09:32 It's the Malaysian Import bird!
00:09:34 I've never seen that before.
00:09:37 It's just arrived in Thailand!
00:09:39 From far away, eh?
00:09:40 It's lost its plumage
00:09:42 It must've hit something
00:09:44 If I hit it
00:09:45 it'll fly away
00:09:46 No, don't!
00:09:55 Boss, this way
00:10:03 Boss, go quick
00:10:06 To have served... for you...
00:10:11 "Go quick"
00:10:13 He was truly a good man
00:10:15 I should give you a medal
00:10:38 This is the basement
00:10:40 You pressed the button, moron!
00:10:43 If I die, will you
00:10:44 I'll give you a fart instead!
00:11:12 You wanna sacrifice yourself
00:11:17 Didn't you hear the shooting?!
00:11:19 Come on!
00:11:30 You stay here
00:11:32 The rest, come with me
00:12:35 Kill him!
00:12:44 Jesus, you idiots!
00:12:47 How the hell did you miss?!
00:12:52 He got away!
00:12:53 Idiots!
00:12:57 Who are you shooting at?!!
00:12:58 Don't just fire at random!!
00:13:01 You've got a gun too?
00:13:03 I thought you didn't, but
00:13:06 Please, have my bike. Take it
00:13:10 That way! Quick, follow him!
00:13:44 I drive in a straight line,
00:13:46 You knew I wanted to turn,
00:13:48 You what?
00:13:49 Hey, do you know what the
00:13:52 Catfish?
00:13:53 No, whale
00:14:15 What's the grey thing up above?
00:14:21 That's a motorcycle
00:14:35 Damn it, why's it taking so long?
00:14:38 Hey, what's that noise?
00:14:42 Ah, they're making a movie,
00:14:45 Didn't you know?
00:14:47 They've closed the road off, too
00:14:49 See? They're filming them
00:15:02 Don't worry
00:15:04 The ambulance will be here soon
00:15:18 Go through them!
00:16:34 I'm not dead...
00:16:36 My day is not done...
00:16:38 You can't kill me!
00:16:40 I cannot die!
00:16:42 This game's getting
00:16:43 Buddha blesses me!
00:16:51 Come with me, I've got
00:16:54 This way, sir
00:16:56 This car's only 300,000 baht
00:16:58 And may I say that sir
00:17:00 From your clothing, I can
00:17:01 This car suits you best
00:17:04 We have a four-year payment plan
00:17:06 Plus big-name insurance
00:17:10 It also has a loud horn
00:17:11 A very loud one, see?
00:17:12 Scared you, didn't it?
00:17:14 What do you think,
00:17:17 Would you like a test drive?
00:17:19 If sir would like a test drive,
00:17:22 I'll be back in a moment
00:17:23 Okay, let me stop the car
00:17:25 Yeah... no problem...
00:17:28 Listen to me, baby...
00:17:30 I don't want you dead
00:17:32 You're always on my mind
00:17:36 Don't worry, I've just
00:17:37 I had a bad dream last night
00:17:39 I dreamt I'd lost you
00:17:41 Never mind, don't worry
00:17:43 It was just a dream
00:17:53 Sir, I've got the key,
00:17:56 I see you're really keen
00:17:58 Don't worry, sir
00:17:59 I always said this car
00:18:04 Must you cross the
00:18:08 Do you want to die?
00:18:09 I've driven for 20 years
00:18:10 and never hit anyone
00:18:11 I've crossed this street for 60 years,
00:18:16 I like to go slowly
00:18:18 How about you?
00:18:28 Jesus, how come you've
00:18:33 You never give up!
00:18:35 Are you a killer?
00:19:00 You can't hit me,
00:19:04 Hey, the car's on its side!
00:19:07 Do something!
00:19:08 Hey! I'm dying here!
00:19:33 Jesus, you're following me
00:20:13 Where's the gas?
00:20:15 Hey, could you get the gas on?
00:20:37 Be brave, we'll share
00:20:56 I'm with the Thai Police
00:20:58 Anti-Terror Department
00:21:01 What do we do
00:21:03 Get it repaired
00:21:04 Oh
00:21:06 Get up, get up
00:21:07 Don't turn round, or
00:21:09 You're tough to catch
00:21:10 Get up, let's go
00:21:16 Why'd you arrest me?
00:21:20 You think I'm a big boss,
00:21:24 Would a bad guy look this nice?
00:21:26 My family are very important, you know
00:21:28 My father is a big jewel dealer
00:21:30 My mother works in the national bank
00:21:32 My brother is in the Department
00:21:34 You're in big trouble!
00:21:36 I've told you before
00:21:38 Anything you do must
00:21:43 What was your reason for this?
00:21:45 Were you thinking clearly?
00:21:49 Yeah, yeah
00:21:51 I'm at work.
00:21:55 Okay, see you later
00:21:57 The reputation of the police
00:22:01 You did so many stupid things
00:22:03 Do you have any idea how much
00:22:05 Your family's pretty rich, huh?
00:22:07 Well, my family isn't!
00:22:10 You...
00:22:14 Hi, darling.
00:22:17 No, I'll eat on the way
00:22:19 Okay, no problem,
00:22:22 Oh, you want food too?
00:22:24 Yeah? I'll get some more
00:22:26 Great, no problem.
00:22:28 I don't know if your
00:22:32 If that guy's brother files
00:22:33 you and me are finished!
00:22:37 We'll be out of a job,
00:22:38 Do you understand me?
00:22:42 I'll NOT be back at 6!
00:22:44 I haven't eaten yet!
00:22:45 Get out, just get out!
00:22:48 I said get out now!
00:22:49 My family background is marvelous
00:22:51 My whole family works
00:22:52 I must tell all of you
00:22:54 Especially you! You'll be
00:22:56 People like you deserve to die!
00:22:58 I must warn every one of you
00:23:00 Except myself, I really must
00:23:02 Every one of you will
00:23:08 You've got to warn us, right?
00:23:16 My husband makes me angry
00:23:18 He suffocated me
00:23:21 Comes and goes when he likes
00:23:23 He already went away ages ago
00:23:24 He's still not come home
00:23:26 I don't know what he might
00:23:31 I thought he was off
00:23:34 But he's been gone a month,
00:23:36 At one time he was a salesman
00:23:38 I don't know what happened
00:23:40 How much money does
00:23:41 200 baht
00:23:43 Keep the change
00:23:45 Keep what change? You gave
00:23:47 Weirdo...
00:23:55 This hairstyle is so now,
00:23:59 Guess who?
00:24:01 It's an asshole!
00:24:02 Can't you see I'm working?
00:24:04 And where have you been?
00:24:05 All these clothes
00:24:08 Get down to the laundry
00:24:09 You need to get a job
00:24:11 Where do I wash?
00:24:12 Why are you asking me?
00:24:17 Come back, take that bag
00:24:20 Get on with it
00:24:21 You want me to do
00:24:23 Just look at you, idiot
00:24:27 What did I ever see in him?
00:24:29 I must've been feeling funny
00:24:32 You saw my husband, right?
00:24:34 It's terrible to have a
00:24:37 It's better to not
00:24:40 I work these days, regardless
00:24:42 You've got to learn
00:24:44 Don't be so impulsive
00:24:47 Sometimes you've got
00:24:50 Understand?
00:24:51 Only then can you
00:24:53 I mean, these days you don't know
00:24:55 I need money for
00:24:59 Hey, before you go to sleep,
00:25:03 You should remember when
00:25:06 How long does it take you
00:25:29 Wongkam
00:25:31 I want to go to Bangkok
00:25:35 Buddha seems pretty
00:25:38 We should go together
00:25:40 He can bless you in your job,
00:25:43 Understand?
00:25:47 Hey, Khamlao...
00:25:49 We haven't done anything
00:25:51 How about it?
00:25:55 I would, but I'm very tired
00:25:57 What?
00:25:58 That's what you
00:26:02 I never know if
00:26:22 Come here
00:26:24 Mmm, you're a big girl...
00:26:28 You must know how to
00:26:30 You must care about him
00:26:32 You know? Let me have that
00:26:41 I'll give you some bee feces (honey)
00:26:44 Give it two or three days
00:26:46 Boi
00:26:47 Get the bee feces
00:26:49 Your husband will be
00:26:53 Master, we're out of bee feces
00:26:55 Oh
00:26:59 Never mind
00:27:00 Just use horse feces instead
00:27:02 Get some horse feces
00:27:04 It's imported, yeah?
00:27:07 Better than from our
00:27:10 You take it away and
00:27:12 You have a lovely smile
00:27:14 Here, master
00:27:17 Good, thank you
00:27:20 Don't lower your head,
00:27:34 Yeah... nice...
00:27:40 Your husband'll be back,
00:27:42 Is this guy for real?
00:27:45 Of course! Can't you see?
00:27:48 All these people have come
00:27:49 - Ah, Chun!
00:27:52 What can I do for you?
00:27:53 My grandson would like
00:27:55 Okay, sit over here
00:28:00 What's wrong with his leg?
00:28:02 It doesn't work
00:28:05 It doesn't work?
00:28:06 In what way?
00:28:08 He's not fully grown
00:28:13 You're a funny guy
00:28:15 I'll bet you watch a
00:28:18 Watch them every evening, right?
00:28:21 Come here, kid
00:28:27 How do you do
00:28:31 Master, can you make me better?
00:28:35 Both legs look the same
00:28:38 After I've done this
00:28:40 you'll definitely be able
00:28:43 Now listen carefully, kid
00:28:45 Yeah?
00:28:46 - Repeat after me
00:28:50 - Amitabha Buddha
00:28:53 - Buddha Amitabha
00:28:56 - Amidala Bubba
00:28:58 Hey, kid, what are you talking about?
00:29:02 You follow me, yes?
00:29:14 Good, kid, now try walking
00:29:17 Walk, walk
00:29:21 Great, now come back,
00:29:25 Great, kid,
00:29:30 Chun, come over here
00:29:35 Take your grandson to a hospital
00:29:39 Okay, see you later
00:29:44 Lao
00:29:46 Here
00:29:47 Who have you come with today?
00:29:49 My man
00:29:50 Ah, I see...
00:29:58 Get over there
00:30:00 How dare you act like
00:30:01 Don't hit me
00:30:02 You can have him
00:30:06 Come, sit over here.
00:30:11 Yes, master
00:30:13 Have you been hit
00:30:15 You certainly have
00:30:18 It comes from his
00:30:22 Come here, let me get
00:30:27 Let me see...
00:30:30 The Five Elements in your
00:30:32 Lao can look for other men
00:30:35 She looks okay, too
00:30:46 Your eyebrows are okay
00:30:49 A man with these eyebrows
00:30:52 Both left and right are fine
00:30:54 Hey, don't look at
00:30:57 Give me a wink, go on
00:31:03 Sniff it... go on...
00:31:06 You'll have to sniff a lot
00:31:09 Your mouth's a bit small
00:31:14 I'm sure we can save the
00:31:17 Okay, now I'm going to
00:31:26 Ta da!
00:31:29 You look a little tense
00:31:31 Just relax, have a laugh
00:31:32 Great, just one more blessing
00:31:42 Come back tomorrow at three!
00:31:46 You all must be aware of the
00:31:49 That is, to ensure the
00:31:52 Understood?
00:31:55 We have read about these
00:31:59 The most important one
00:32:01 His name is Suchin
00:32:04 The one on the right
00:32:08 He is our second priority
00:32:10 We know that these two
00:32:13 They run a music company as a
00:32:15 This company...
00:32:18 ...besides producing music...
00:32:21 ...also secretly smuggle arms
00:32:24 These two are threatening the
00:32:26 It is up to one department
00:32:29 The KGB and CIA have found
00:32:32 We need to catch them and
00:32:35 Which department is willing
00:32:39 Sir, I think I've got someone
00:32:55 Are you deaf?
00:32:56 The phone's been ringing
00:32:58 You're just like a pig
00:33:00 It's always for you, anyway
00:33:04 That's Lao, my wife
00:33:06 I know
00:33:08 She's embarrassing,
00:33:10 Hello?
00:33:12 Right
00:33:14 Okay, no problem
00:33:24 You're in charge
00:33:27 This is a real chance
00:33:30 There's two suspects involved
00:33:32 They pose a serious
00:33:34 Can I use any methods to
00:33:37 That's your business
00:33:39 Why not give this job
00:33:41 That's my business
00:33:43 Well, how do I explain to my
00:33:45 That's your business
00:33:48 Your phone's ringing
00:33:48 I know
00:33:50 Darling, I haven't forgotten
00:33:53 Get going, I'm sure
00:33:58 Get going
00:33:59 That's my business
00:34:03 You're going to be
00:34:06 Heavens!
00:34:07 You can't speak your
00:34:11 Going, going... going where?
00:34:13 Coming and going...
00:34:15 You'll be off again as
00:34:18 I thought you were the type
00:34:22 Just think about me
00:34:24 My heart feels ba-a-a-d
00:34:27 Actually I hate to go,
00:34:29 Go!
00:34:30 Being a smartass again
00:34:32 I'll put you straight
00:34:36 Here we go again
00:34:38 Again, we've underachieved
00:34:43 Mr Lah
00:34:45 To make music, you really
00:34:50 Take a look at 4SO
00:34:54 Such a small company,
00:34:57 Their music sells like wildfire
00:35:00 Looks at us, we're a big company
00:35:04 But our records just don't sell
00:35:07 Yes, boss
00:35:08 You want to sell records
00:35:09 But understand that this business
00:35:13 Sometimes you get a hit,
00:35:15 I'm a businessman
00:35:17 I don't play the lottery
00:35:19 I don't want to
00:35:21 Surachai, you agree with me, right?
00:35:24 Tell him how angry we are
00:35:25 I'm so worked up,
00:35:33 Mr Lah
00:35:36 You know my company is
00:35:39 You've been in charge
00:35:43 They've not sold very well
00:35:47 Seriously
00:35:50 I really ought to reprimand you
00:35:53 But I'm not that
00:35:55 I don't want to repeat
00:35:58 Is the coffee too hot?
00:36:02 You took so long, are you
00:36:09 Mr Lah
00:36:12 I'll give you three months
00:36:15 If you don't get results,
00:36:17 Or, if you wish, you
00:36:22 But right now...
00:36:24 I'd like your ass off
00:36:30 Hello? It's me
00:36:32 I've had some bad luck
00:36:34 My record sales haven't
00:36:38 I didn't think so
00:36:41 I'm sure things will improve
00:36:44 Wait for me to get back to you
00:36:45 I'm hanging up
00:37:04 Buddy, it'd be better to
00:37:11 Eh? My ass is sticky...
00:37:16 Oh man, that stinks really bad
00:37:35 Mr Lah, there are three to
00:37:38 - Three?
00:37:40 Good
00:37:41 I'll call them over
00:37:42 Number one, please
00:37:49 Name?
00:37:50 Moi
00:37:52 Full name?
00:37:53 Little Sister Moi
00:37:55 - Little Sister Moi?
00:37:58 What'll you sing?
00:37:59 To Be Loved
00:38:00 It's a movie theme song
00:38:02 I know, it's a dark movie
00:38:03 You seen it?
00:38:04 Three times
00:38:05 You've got a lot
00:38:07 None of your business
00:38:09 Okay, sing
00:38:19 We're carried away
00:38:24 Holding hands in the
00:38:28 Our love flies above a thousand
00:38:33 Do you feel the same way too?
00:38:37 Enough, enough
00:38:39 Get out
00:38:41 To be honest, your
00:38:44 I've not reached the best bit
00:38:47 I think you've gone far enough
00:38:49 Out, out
00:38:51 Next
00:38:52 Thank you
00:38:55 How do you do
00:38:58 Name?
00:39:00 Long Sai
00:39:02 What'll you sing?
00:39:04 Tears Of A Woman
00:39:05 That's by
00:39:07 Yes
00:39:08 Go ahead
00:39:10 You once had pledged
00:39:14 But as flowers bloom,
00:39:17 You went far away
00:39:20 Tears fall from my eyes
00:39:26 That you still chose to leave
00:39:28 Your eyes betrayed
00:39:32 I feel such a fool, crying
00:39:37 Have you seen a doctor?
00:39:38 Why?
00:39:39 You need your upper
00:39:42 Get out
00:39:43 Little Sister Moi left a minute
00:39:51 How do you do
00:39:56 My bag
00:39:57 Yes, I see
00:39:59 Name?
00:40:00 Khamlao
00:40:04 Can you sing?
00:40:05 Very well, sir
00:40:06 My friends call me
00:40:11 Can you dance?
00:40:12 I'm at the top level
00:40:14 My friends call me
00:40:20 Follow me
00:40:22 Do you think you've got
00:40:25 - Yes
00:40:30 Where did you find him?
00:40:32 You just found him
00:40:35 This guy can be a star too?
00:40:37 Wait, wait...
00:40:39 Mr Lah...
00:40:41 Are you asking me
00:40:43 How come his face
00:40:46 You're very fond of him, Mr Lah
00:40:49 This is your last chance
00:40:53 Go and do what you like, okay?
00:40:55 I don't want to see you.
00:40:59 Every time I see you...
00:41:01 ...I don't know how I
00:41:04 Just get out of here
00:41:25 Hey, Lah!
00:41:29 Hello, Dai!
00:41:35 You're always in those rivers
00:41:37 I come out dry, though
00:41:39 You and your boss need me
00:41:43 This is Khamlao
00:41:45 Khamlao
00:41:48 How do you do
00:41:49 Hah! Same to you!
00:41:52 He's my new top man
00:41:54 Is that so?
00:41:55 Is he gonna be a comedian?
00:41:57 No, a singer
00:41:58 A singer?
00:41:59 That's right. What do you think?
00:42:03 Look at his appearance
00:42:04 Makes me feel handsome
00:42:09 Muscles ain't bad, though
00:42:10 You must do shadow-boxing
00:42:12 He's not a boxer, he's a singer
00:42:16 Does that tickle?
00:42:20 The feng shui on his
00:42:24 Alright
00:42:25 If we can make this work,
00:42:30 Smile, give me a smiling face
00:42:33 Alright, count on me
00:42:36 What shall I do?
00:42:37 Basically...
00:42:39 ...help him with his dancing
00:42:42 - You sure?
00:42:44 I have full confidence in you
00:42:46 Starting right away?
00:42:47 Right now, this minute
00:42:48 This exact second?!
00:42:50 - Hey, Khamsao
00:42:52 - Come here
00:42:57 - What's your name?
00:43:00 Have you danced before?
00:43:01 A little
00:43:02 You know the basics?
00:43:04 Like what, exactly?
00:43:05 Dancing basics!
00:43:05 Don't you understand?
00:43:07 Uh, no
00:43:08 What can you do? Whistle?
00:43:09 Yeah
00:43:10 Repeat after me
00:43:12 You must try hard,
00:43:16 Okay
00:43:17 You'll be big, you just need confidence
00:43:18 Fine
00:43:20 I'll have soup noodles,
00:43:22 Two soup noodles, please
00:43:23 Okay
00:43:24 Thanks
00:43:29 Is there a toilet nearby?
00:43:32 Toilet...
00:43:33 I need to go
00:43:35 I don't think so
00:43:36 You can go against that wall
00:43:38 Go, it doesn't matter
00:43:40 Okay
00:44:02 'Pissing Place'
00:44:08 Is that Mr Lah?
00:44:15 Hi, Mr Lah
00:44:20 How've you been?
00:44:22 Not too good
00:44:24 Well, it's bad luck for you
00:44:27 You bought some balls off me
00:44:29 Three
00:44:30 Three! And you've still not paid me
00:44:32 Get me the money, quick, quick
00:44:33 I don't have it
00:44:34 Oh really?
00:44:36 Where's my elephant?
00:44:39 Your elephant...?
00:44:40 Stop looking for trouble
00:44:42 Get outta here
00:44:45 Do you know how
00:44:48 Well, do you know how?!
00:44:50 - I said, where's my elephant?
00:44:55 Enough of this
00:45:13 Get your sweet longan fruit!
00:45:15 What would you like?
00:45:17 Do you have mangosteen?
00:45:18 Sold out
00:45:19 I've got longan fruit
00:45:20 I'd like some cherries
00:45:22 Stop messing me about,
00:45:23 Longan fruit, then
00:45:24 How many?
00:45:26 One kilo
00:45:27 60 baht. Want a bag?
00:45:28 Yes
00:45:32 I'll carry them
00:45:33 Hey!
00:45:34 No need to be so angry
00:45:35 I'm not
00:45:36 I thought you were getting angry
00:45:41 Don't fight in my cafe!
00:45:49 Stop fighting!
00:45:52 Don't hit me!
00:45:53 Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
00:46:14 Where's my elephant?!
00:46:16 It's in the car!
00:46:18 You can have the damn thing!
00:46:21 He really can fight...
00:46:27 Not my lucky day
00:46:43 For the motherland,
00:46:48 You're mental
00:46:58 What happened?
00:47:01 That was just to teach
00:47:03 Next time it'll be serious
00:47:05 Khamlao, let's go
00:47:10 Hey, you remember me?
00:47:13 It's me!
00:47:14 I called you for ages!!
00:47:15 Mr Lah!
00:47:34 I see that other guy's wife,
00:47:37 I go home as soon as I see her
00:47:42 Why are everyone else's
00:47:45 This is simply human nature
00:47:46 My wife is such an old witch
00:47:51 So I'm so fond of
00:47:54 My own wife gets worse and worse
00:47:59 She gets even fatter,
00:48:01 It's the feeling inside anyone
00:48:03 You don't realise what
00:48:07 It's a sin,
00:48:09 My better half
00:48:11 Some days I get drunk
00:48:16 And think she looks prettier
00:48:18 But when I get sober, the
00:48:20 It numbed my own eyesight
00:48:24 More and more I think
00:48:27 I used to regret it
00:48:29 Arguing with the wife was
00:48:33 Yet more and more, I think
00:48:35 More and more I regret my decision
00:48:37 I don't know what I was thinking
00:48:56 This is unbelievable
00:48:57 We welcome Mummy Lao
00:48:59 His new song's all the rage
00:49:01 It's his debut song,
00:49:04 ...is a picture of the very
00:49:06 Go and buy it now
00:49:07 It's been selling well
00:49:10 I recommend that everyone
00:49:11 It's very interesting music
00:49:13 Some people who've bought it
00:49:16 And when they walk, their
00:49:18 Then other people will notice it
00:49:20 - Hello!
00:49:22 So, Mummy Lao...
00:49:23 First off, congratulations
00:49:25 How do you feel?
00:49:26 I feel great
00:49:28 And when I see such a beautiful
00:49:30 My heart's really pounding
00:49:32 What do you think of the album?
00:49:35 I think it's not bad
00:49:38 Can I have your phone number?
00:49:40 Let's talk about the album
00:49:41 It's your first one
00:49:43 It's really great music
00:49:44 How do you do it?
00:49:46 My coach gets it out of me.
00:49:48 ...could make sweet
00:49:50 Oh! Thank you!
00:50:15 Your album has sold
00:50:17 How do you feel about
00:50:20 At first I didn't believe
00:50:23 But it's starting to sink in.
00:50:27 My music is good music
00:50:30 He talks a lot
00:50:32 And says nothing
00:50:33 I thank Mr Lah's training
00:50:35 Mr Lah's here too
00:50:36 I'll let him speak
00:50:37 I'll always remember...
00:50:38 ...the first time I saw him
00:50:40 I thought "he's talented,
00:50:42 He's no average person
00:50:45 I then slowly discovered...
00:50:47 Beyond the sky,
00:50:50 Beyond the mountains,
00:50:52 He can sing and dance
00:50:53 I don't think I've heard what
00:50:55 But I believe my own eyes
00:50:56 He has a gift for
00:50:58 Thanks everyone
00:50:59 Thanks
00:51:00 Bye
00:51:08 Ah, Miss Lan
00:51:10 Congratulations
00:51:11 Haven't you wondered how
00:51:13 I haven't thought about it
00:51:16 If I knew how, I would
00:51:18 Ah. Well, I've got to go
00:51:20 See you later
00:51:22 Miss Lan
00:51:23 What is it?
00:51:25 Could we have lunch sometime?
00:51:28 Is this appropriate?
00:51:29 Of course
00:51:31 When's good for you?
00:51:33 Any time's good, so long as
00:51:38 In that case, not now
00:51:42 I'll ask again next month
00:51:49 You don't know
00:51:51 She's just that
00:51:52 I heard she's someone
00:51:54 Everybody says that
00:51:55 - Really?
00:51:57 That big woman's always
00:51:59 Hey, it's that really
00:52:05 - Who?
00:52:11 I see that other guy's wife,
00:52:14 I go home as soon as I see her
00:52:19 - Why are everyone else's wives...
00:52:35 Don't be naughty, children
00:52:37 - They yours?
00:52:39 Their father's a drunkard
00:52:40 Every day he gets drunk
00:52:43 Kids, go play over there
00:52:45 Go over there
00:52:46 Come on!
00:52:49 Hurry up
00:52:53 Get moving!
00:52:55 Grr! I haven't eaten
00:53:00 I haven't eaten
00:54:46 Let go! Let go!
00:56:47 Take that!
00:56:48 Bam!
00:56:48 In yer face!
00:56:50 Left!
00:56:50 Right again!
00:56:53 No pain!
00:57:43 Idiots! Put them away!
00:57:53 I'm dead...
00:58:44 Hold it!
01:00:14 Can't you remember
01:00:17 You know, I've just
01:00:20 Lightning?
01:00:21 No, a footballer
01:00:24 Boss, I've got him
01:00:29 Where?
01:00:41 Mummy Lao?!
01:00:43 It doesn't matter who
01:00:45 He dared to pull the
01:00:49 Doing this was a
01:00:55 I hope you know
01:00:59 If you let him slip...
01:01:01 ...don't come back
01:01:05 Understand?
01:01:09 We're unlikely to come
01:01:13 Good
01:01:15 Now you know
01:01:16 Go quickly
01:01:18 Get out of my sight
01:01:29 Boss, is it really Mummy Lao?
01:01:33 I'll tell you once more
01:01:37 It's him
01:01:40 Where did you find him?
01:01:41 He came to my office,
01:01:44 I took him to you at once
01:01:46 You know the rest
01:01:48 Surachai, I'll take
01:01:51 I don't want to talk to
01:02:52 Ah! You came!
01:02:56 I'm sorry, I'm late
01:02:58 Never mind,
01:03:02 Did you bring your ass?
01:03:04 If so, plant it
01:03:07 Thanks
01:03:11 Would you like
01:03:13 Or perhaps something stronger?
01:03:15 Hah, I don't use that,
01:03:17 It's not really my thing
01:03:21 You're looking
01:03:23 Men always like
01:03:25 At first I feel embarrassed
01:03:27 But I'm pretty hot right now
01:03:31 Yeah, I agree
01:03:34 You really know how
01:03:36 Sometimes I get
01:03:40 You're kidding, right?
01:03:43 You're a really funny girl
01:03:44 I was joking!
01:03:47 Do you come here often?
01:03:49 Sometimes
01:03:50 - The atmosphere's great
01:03:52 You want to go and sing?
01:03:55 Woo, what a blast
01:03:57 We should come
01:04:00 So what were you doing
01:04:04 Hey, don't look at
01:04:06 CIA
01:04:08 CIA
01:04:11 We've been investigating
01:04:14 Sorry about grabbing
01:04:18 You went green!
01:04:20 It doesn't matter
01:04:22 Here we are
01:04:24 Whose room is this?
01:04:26 Yours
01:04:27 You have your key?
01:04:31 In here? Let me do it
01:04:40 Why is the key like that?
01:04:44 The key's normally
01:04:46 Well, it's the right size
01:04:49 Ah! You're right
01:04:55 Your place looks very nice
01:04:57 A beautiful woman needs
01:05:01 Oh, is that so?
01:05:12 Baby...
01:05:19 She's got light skin...
01:05:22 ...a thin waist...
01:05:25 ...leaves little to
01:05:31 No way, I'm a
01:05:43 I need to find my husband,
01:05:46 My husband's inside!
01:05:49 You're not allowed in!
01:05:52 See? That's my
01:05:54 No, that's Mummy Lao
01:05:56 They're the same person!
01:05:59 Hey! Hey! Hello!
01:06:02 Help me! Help me!
01:06:05 Hey!
01:06:06 You asshole!
01:06:08 I put a curse on you!
01:06:09 Yes, I see
01:06:11 We've got a fan
01:06:12 Okay
01:06:16 Why won't you let
01:06:21 Hey! How do you do!
01:06:23 Hi, you guys!
01:06:25 How do you do!
01:06:27 You can get me
01:06:30 I don't have a
01:06:42 Hi everybody!
01:06:45 How are you doing?
01:06:46 How about you
01:06:50 You can have love in marriage
01:06:54 My heart is forever young
01:06:57 My young heart is
01:07:01 For this, you need
01:07:12 Yesterday, you
01:07:16 The wedding car came
01:07:19 The wedding music came
01:07:23 My heart sheds tears,
01:07:28 You just came
01:07:31 Already I want
01:07:34 How can I do it?
01:07:38 A man can't be
01:07:42 - You can have love in marriage...
01:07:45 My heart is forever young
01:07:49 My young heart is
01:07:53 For this, you need
01:08:02 Damn fly!
01:08:09 My heart should not
01:08:12 We must live for ourselves,
01:08:35 Hi everyone
01:08:37 How do you do
01:08:38 - Been on stage yet?
01:08:40 We should've been by now
01:08:41 Well, I've got stuff to
01:08:43 Well, go!
01:08:45 Go on!
01:08:47 I don't get why everyone
01:09:12 How'd it go?
01:09:14 It all went well, Boss
01:09:15 Make sure nothing goes wrong
01:09:17 Yes, Boss
01:09:56 Be careful with that
01:10:34 Check!
01:10:35 Nah, I'm telling you...
01:10:39 I told you to go here
01:10:40 But you didn't,
01:10:42 Not good enough
01:10:44 Both of you suck at this
01:10:46 Very smart, my husband's
01:10:51 Stop taking so long,
01:10:58 Oh no!
01:11:00 What's she doing here?
01:11:03 Don't move!
01:11:04 Khamlao!
01:11:11 Here at last
01:11:12 They dragged me here
01:11:13 Have you done
01:11:15 You killed someone?
01:11:16 Are you angry at me?
01:11:19 If you don't want
01:11:21 I see
01:11:22 Come with me
01:11:23 Where?
01:11:24 Just come with me
01:12:07 Hey, he avoided our bullets
01:12:23 Well done, Mummy Lao
01:12:26 Sorry about last time,
01:12:32 Kill him
01:12:34 Don't move!
01:12:35 Put down your weapons!
01:12:37 Now!
01:12:42 Miss Lan!
01:12:43 So you and Khamlao
01:12:46 I'm on nobody's side
01:12:48 I belong to me
01:12:49 So why's she coming for us?
01:12:53 I don't know
01:12:58 Miss Lan
01:13:00 Could you put
01:13:02 No way
01:13:04 Miss Lan, you've
01:13:07 I'm down here,
01:13:10 Could you put
01:13:12 Huh?
01:13:13 No way
01:13:15 I'll give you three seconds
01:14:03 Hey, who's this?
01:14:05 Looks Japanese
01:14:07 Looks pretty stupid
01:14:27 Japanese people must be
01:14:29 He deserves to
01:14:43 Turn it on!
01:14:44 Of course, dear
01:15:31 Hah, whose husband is this?
01:15:33 So talented and handsome
01:15:40 Go
01:15:41 Wait
01:15:42 I want a flower
01:15:44 Wait for Spring
01:15:57 Go inside
01:15:58 Stay with me!
01:15:58 You want to die? Go!
01:16:56 Go, quickly!
01:17:05 - Was I good?
01:17:08 You're the best, now go!
01:17:18 - Honey
01:17:19 Get going
01:17:20 No, if you die,
01:17:23 Fine
01:17:24 Go to my right
01:17:26 Stand further away
01:17:29 Bit further
01:17:31 - Okay?
01:19:04 Dear friend, please
01:19:07 I'll take you to
01:19:10 Come, come,
01:20:36 Hey, shoot!
01:20:37 You know how to
01:20:39 Do you want to die?
01:20:40 Shoot, now!
01:20:48 Nice one, now you know
01:20:52 Let's go
01:20:57 Damn, I forgot to eat
01:20:59 Come on!
01:21:10 Hold it!
01:21:27 I've got a gun
01:21:29 I haven't got one
01:21:31 I said MY belt!
01:21:38 Everybody back off!
01:21:40 Or I'll kill him!
01:21:42 He's right! Back off!
01:21:45 Otherwise I'll die!
01:21:47 Get back!
01:21:48 Are you putting on an act?
01:21:51 An act?!
01:21:57 Hey, Surachai!
01:21:58 What's your problem?
01:22:00 What's my problem?
01:22:02 I'm out of ideas
01:22:05 Don't come closer!
01:22:12 Get off the boat!
01:22:15 Get back!
01:22:52 Agh, my little man!
01:23:04 Oh God!
01:23:23 Agh! The pain's killing me!
01:23:27 Now we're just like
01:23:29 Surachai
01:23:30 Can we escape now?
01:23:39 - Surachai?
01:23:41 We've finished our act
01:23:43 Now call the train
01:23:47 Are you saying your
01:23:51 Crazy guy
01:24:12 Help...
01:24:29 Mixed-up fella
01:24:39 Miss Lan
01:24:41 These two are
01:24:45 Come again, Mummy Lao?
01:24:47 You've got a nerve
01:24:48 No he hasn't
01:24:50 I've been on this
01:24:52 You want to meddle
01:24:58 Hello? Yeah, okay
01:25:01 Darling, I didn't eat
01:25:03 Okay, I'll have
01:25:06 I'll eat the skin
01:25:08 Fine, okay darling
01:25:10 Great, don't worry,
01:25:15 Oh, can I have hot
01:25:17 Bring him here
01:25:22 Everybody come with me
01:25:23 Talk to your wife
01:25:29 Where are you?
01:25:33 Where are you?
01:25:33 You must have died
01:25:35 He was going to die
01:25:37 I always wondered how
01:25:39 If you died...
01:25:40 ...the Gods would
01:25:42 You saw that he isn't
01:25:43 I grabbed a submachine gun
01:25:45 I've helped you so much
01:25:47 "I see that other guy's wife,
01:25:49 "Why are everyone else's
01:25:52 I don't like those lyrics!
01:25:53 You're so dishonest!
01:25:55 Hey, look me in the eye!
01:25:58 Ladies and gentlemen
01:25:59 Good evening
01:26:01 Thank you very much
01:26:05 Tonight I shall
01:26:10 ...an especially brave
01:26:11 Nobody else can
01:26:13 We should all learn
01:26:17 We conduct this
01:26:20 ...to commend this especially
01:26:22 He fully deserves
01:26:24 I also would like to
01:26:27 Now I shall announce
01:26:29 ...is the special
01:26:31 Officer Khamlao
01:26:36 That's my husband!
01:27:04 Here, this is your
01:27:07 Inside is a man who...
01:27:09 ...has made a significant
01:27:11 Have a good
01:27:13 Learn all you
01:27:14 You can see him later
01:27:16 Good luck
01:27:19 Petchtai Wongkamlao
01:27:23 Ready?
01:27:25 And, action
01:27:29 I'm not signing. Go
01:27:33 You're useless, I'm not signing
01:27:35 Hey, you've cheated me again!
01:27:40 You've cheated me again, right?
01:27:42 You've done this to me
01:27:45 I didn't argue last time
01:27:47 This time, you called me
01:27:50 I got 2 lines
01:27:53 You've made a mistake now
01:27:56 You rely on me
01:27:57 Why'd you do this to me?
01:27:59 I lend my talent
01:28:01 And you make a
01:28:04 Two lines then die!
01:28:07 You've gone too far now
01:28:10 Come on, we're going
01:28:13 We're leaving!
01:28:16 God damn it
01:28:18 Take the mat with you
01:28:20 That's my mother's treasure
01:28:22 She'd hate for me
01:28:24 What're you looking at?
01:28:26 I'm the lead in almost
01:28:29 Have you seen
01:28:31 Have you? Huh?
01:28:34 They specially asked me
01:28:36 Not a supporting
01:28:38 Hey! Have you seen it?
01:28:40 A big director wanted me
01:28:42 I made the entire show
01:28:43 It was full of stars
01:28:45 I'm telling you
01:28:47 Since then Sahamongkol Films
01:28:50 I'm not being in
01:28:52 I'm going to work
01:28:54 I came at 5am with my
01:28:58 Your other actors
01:29:00 Get that camera
01:29:03 I'm serious, you prick
01:29:05 I'm no ordinary person
01:29:08 Don't you know I'm
01:29:11 I was famous when
01:29:15 The whole country loves
01:29:18 Remember this, I'm not
01:29:21 If I'm in a movie of yours,
01:29:24 Don't, son! Leave it!
01:29:26 My son's a boxer,
01:29:29 Don't bother, son,
01:29:31 You wouldn't know if
01:29:33 You're not dead because
01:29:35 You'll die sooner or later
01:29:37 I'm telling you, you're
01:29:39 Think about it
01:29:41 You saying nothing?
01:29:42 You chicken
01:29:44 Nothing to say.
01:29:48 Get in the car,
01:29:52 You dare to treat me like this
01:29:56 Guys like you deserve to die
01:29:59 You hear me?!
01:30:01 Look at me! Every time
01:30:06 I get no lines and you kill me
01:30:08 You're not a real man
01:30:10 I hope you crash
01:30:13 You get your boss to
01:30:15 Get them to speak to me
01:30:19 We're going now
01:30:21 Don't try and
01:30:23 I won't listen
01:30:25 I'm not being in
01:30:28 Everyone wants me
01:30:31 You bastard!
01:30:32 Asshole!
01:30:33 Little square-faced prick!
01:30:39 We're going son, ignore them
01:30:45 Never ask me to
01:30:46 That's enough, son
01:30:47 You complete asshole
01:30:49 Bastard!
01:31:01 Cut
01:31:01 At last