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Borat
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KAZAKHSTAN |
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A KAZAKHSTAN |
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IN ASSOCIATION WITH |
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My name Borat. |
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I like you. I like sex. |
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It's nice. |
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This my country of Kazakhstan. |
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It locate between Tajikistan |
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...and assholes Uzbekistan. |
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This my town of Kuzcek. |
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This Urkin, the town rapist. |
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Naughty, naughty. |
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Over here, our town kindergarten. |
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And here live Mukhtar Sakanov... |
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...town mechanic and abortionist. |
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This my house. Entry, please. |
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He is my neighbor, |
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He is pain in my assholes. |
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I get a window from a glass, |
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I get a step, he must get a step. |
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I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. |
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Great success. |
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This is Natalya. |
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She is my sister. |
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She is number four prostitute |
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Nice. |
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This is my mother. |
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She oldest woman |
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She is 43. I love her. |
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And this my wife, Oxana. |
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What you say about me, |
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Not now, please. |
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Why don't you do something |
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Come in here, please. Ignore. |
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This is where I lives. My bed. |
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This is a VCR recorder. |
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And this play cassettes. |
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Now I show you outside |
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My hobbies, Ping-Pong... |
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...sunbathe... |
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...disco dance... |
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...and on weekends, |
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...and watch ladies |
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My profession, work as a |
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Please, you see. |
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THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004 |
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Here comes the Jew. |
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It's a big one this year. |
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Whoaaa... |
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Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew. |
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She's stopped. |
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Is she? Is she? |
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Here it comes. |
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She's laid a Jew egg. |
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Go kids! Crush that |
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Although Kazakhstan glorious country, |
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Economic, sociaI and Jew. |
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This why Ministry of Information |
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...greatest country in the world, |
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I will traveI with most venerable |
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Azamat. |
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No, not film me! |
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Urkin, not too much raping... |
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Doltan, I'll get you |
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I go to America! |
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America! |
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Wave goodbye to your |
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If you cheat on me, |
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...and snap off your cock. |
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JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT |
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I arrived in America's airport |
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...and a jar of Gypsy tears |
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Stand clear of the closing doors, |
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Hello, my name Borat. |
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I not American. I new in town. |
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Nice to meet you. |
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Hello, nice meet you. |
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Hey, what your name? |
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My name is mind your own |
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Stand clear of the closing doors, |
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Oh, hello. Nice meet you. |
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My name Borat. |
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- What's happening? |
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Get the fuck out of here |
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- Yo, step the fuck off, bro. |
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- You're fucking with the wrong one, man. |
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Oh, shit. |
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Okay, okay, wait. |
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I get it. Please, relax. |
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I'll get him! CarefuI, he bite. |
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- Hey, man, what are you doing? |
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Okay. Okay. |
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Okay, okay, relax. |
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Okay. Okay, wait. |
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Okay, no problem. Sorry. |
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Welcome to the Wellington HoteI. |
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GUY BORGES,Manager, Wellington HoteI |
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- I pay for one night. How much? |
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One night is $ 117.13. |
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We'll call it 85. |
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No, we can call it 117. |
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Let me get the door for you. |
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Come on in. |
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Very nice. |
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Very nice room. |
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We're not in the room yet, sir. |
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You might wanna repack. |
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I will not move to a smaller room. |
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Sir, this is your floor. |
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- This is not my room? |
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It takes you to the floor |
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Nice. Nice. |
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King in the castle. |
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I have a chair. I have a chair. |
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Oh, go do this. Go do this. |
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Hello, nice meet you. |
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I am new in town. |
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- Get away from me. |
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It arrive. |
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Hello, my name Borat. |
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- I say hello and I- |
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- Do not get near my face. |
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Yeah, you kiss me, |
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What mean, "balls"? |
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Very nice. |
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Very nice. How much? |
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Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. |
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Get away! |
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Wait, I want to say hello. |
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What is the problem? |
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This has been |
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I was very excite |
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America is known for its |
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UN survey say Kazakhstan |
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We must improve. |
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Hurry, hurry. |
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Just dry him, no hand relief. |
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How is my back pussy? |
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Not bad. Moist. |
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So what time this interview? |
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Soon, my friend. |
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Gently. |
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Enough! |
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- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. |
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- Nice meet you. Borat. |
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Should I make a joke |
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Yes. In America, |
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- Do you have a mother-in-law joke? |
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I had sexy-time |
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- A what time? |
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I made sexy-time |
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- You had sex with your mother-in-law? |
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I don't think that Americans |
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- No, it is not a joke. |
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We're talking about humor. |
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Yes, you asked me about |
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Do you have a joke about her? |
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No, why make a joke |
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Do you ever laugh on people |
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Here in America |
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...or be funny with things |
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But perhaps you have not seen |
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My brother, Bilo, |
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MentaI retardation causes a lot of pain |
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Sometime my sister, she show her |
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"You will never get this! |
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He behind his cage, crazy, crazy. |
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She go, "You never get this! " |
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But one time, he break cage |
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And then we all laugh. |
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High five! |
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Now... |
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No, that would not be funny |
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What is "not" jokes? |
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A "not" joke is when we're trying |
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...and what we do is we make |
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...but, at the end, we say, "Not," |
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So teach me how to make one. |
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- All right, what color is your suit? |
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Gray, I would call it blue, okay? |
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- It's gray. |
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But it's certainly |
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- Let's say it's gray, but- |
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Okay, so a "not" joke, |
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"That suit is black. Not! " |
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This suit is not black. |
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- No, no, "not" has to be the end. |
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This suit is black not. |
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This suit is black, pause- |
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- Yes. |
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This suit is black. Pause. Not. |
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No, you don't say "pause. " |
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This suit is black. |
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That's a pause. Not! |
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This suit is black. |
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Okay... |
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- I don't- I'm not- |
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Everybody say U.S.A. television |
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...but this I watch for three hours, |
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There's a remote controI here. |
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Push these two arrows |
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I got him, I got him, I got him! |
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I have the urge to |
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Yes! |
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- I love you. |
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I love you. |
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- Do you believe in magic, Miss-? |
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It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J. |
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Be carefuI! Be carefuI, C.J.! |
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This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman |
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She had golden hairs, |
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...and the asshole of a 7-year-old. |
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For the first time in my lifes... |
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...I was in love. |
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Get up! Get up! |
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Why aren't you ready! |
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We have people to interview today. |
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I understand. |
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Learn what you can from |
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My hair? |
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It's beautifuI. Don't worry. |
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In Kazakhstan it is illegaI for more than |
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...except for in brotheI or in grave. |
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In the U.S. and A., many womens meet |
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I find more. |
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"VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA" |
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It's the theory that women |
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...in matters economic, sociaI- |
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- Now you are laughing. |
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That is the problem. |
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Do you think a woman |
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Definitely. |
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But is it not a problem that a woman |
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That is wrong. |
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But the government scientist, |
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Your government's scientist? |
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- Yes, Dr. Yamak. |
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Give me a smile, baby. |
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Well, what you're saying |
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- Do you know the word "demeaning"? |
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We are saying to you... |
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I could not concentrate on what |
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All I could think about was this |
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Who was this C.J.? |
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Last night I see in my hoteI room... |
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...a woman called C.J. |
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- Do you know her? |
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She from a town |
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- She's just on television. |
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- Do she live here in New York City? |
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- In the California. |
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Okay, can we finish now? |
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Listen, pussycat, smile a bit. |
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- All right. That's it. I'm done. |
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Although I was obsessed by this C.J., |
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...or else my wife |
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Mr. Sagdiyev? |
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- Yes? |
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- You can read? |
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"Dear Borat Sagdiyev... |
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...your wife, Oxna... |
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...was walking your retarded Bilo |
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...when a bear attacked |
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She is now dead. " |
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You say my wife is dead? |
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This is what it's... |
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Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you, |
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High five! Great! |
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What do you mean, California? |
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I have arranged all our filming |
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But we need to leave New York |
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Rodeos, cowboys... |
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But why California? |
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PearI Harbor is there... |
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Eventually, I persuade Azamat |
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...and make our reportings |
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He insists we not fly in case the Jews |
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Okay, I'll find another way |
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My name is Mike. |
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"MICHAEL PSENICSKA,Perry Hall Driving SchooI" |
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- My name Borat. |
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Well, I'm not used to that, |
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Now, you do know |
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- Yes. |
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- What? |
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Now, wait a second. Wait a second. |
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- Have you driven a car before? |
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All right, let's go this way. |
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I don't want you hitting anybody. |
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Use two hands, now. |
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- What? |
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But then it look like I am holding |
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I don't care. You use two hands |
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Okay. |
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- Okay. |
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Okay, no problem. |
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You must not hit the children. |
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Look, there is a woman in a car. |
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Can we follow her? |
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- And maybe make sexy-time with her? |
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- Let's get her. Why not? |
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Because a woman has a right |
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- What? You joke? |
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There must be consent. |
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That's good, huh? |
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- Is not good for me. |
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- Steer the car. |
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- You want have a drink? |
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- Why not? What? |
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Who is this car that follow us? |
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- I don't know. |
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No, we better not lose them. |
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Hey, don't look at me. |
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Eat my tits! |
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We'll make a right turn up here. |
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Don't look at me like that. |
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- Hey, you fuck my mother! |
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- No, he do before. He look on me. |
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They're gonna throw us in jaiI, |
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Why in a jaiI? He look on me. |
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- Behind. |
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I like you, do you like me? |
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- I do like you. |
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You're nice and I am your friend. |
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You will be my boyfriend? |
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- I won't be your boyfriend. |
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I could be. It depends. |
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Great success. |
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Now time to make purchase |
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I want to have a car that attract |
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Well, that would be a Corvette |
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JIM SELL GM Salesman Well, that |
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JIM SELL |
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JIM SELL GM Salesman We will |
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We will try to help you out here. |
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A man yesterday tell me |
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...I must buy one |
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He means a car that women will like. |
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Yes, but where you keep |
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No, there's no magnet. That was just- |
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Women love the Hummers. |
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- Do this have a pussy magnet? |
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The vehicle itself will be a magnet. |
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If I give you good price, |
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Yeah, but there's no such thing |
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If this car drive into |
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...will there be any damage to the car? |
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- It depends on how hard you hit them. |
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Yeah, hard. You might... |
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...if somebody rolls on the windshield, |
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How fast do I need to go |
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Let me tell you something, |
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- ... 40 miles an hour would do it. |
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When I buy my wife... |
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...at the start,she was cook good.. |
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...her vagina work well |
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But after three years, |
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...then she become weak, her voice |
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She receive hair on chest... |
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...and her vagina |
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How do I know that |
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Chevrolet guarantees that |
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I like very much buy this Hummers. |
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- How much is it? |
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I am looking for something between |
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We don't have any cars for 650 |
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I might be able to sell you |
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A car with a lot of miles for 700 |
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- Okay. |
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California, I coming! |
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First stops on our journey |
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...home of mighty U.S. warlord, |
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Look who has an embassy here! |
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Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers! |
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Uzbekistan. |
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We arrive here to learn |
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Azamat arrange interview |
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BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman Azamat arrange |
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- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? |
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It is a custom have cheese |
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Thank you. |
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My wife, she make this cheese. |
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Very nice. |
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She make it from milk from her tit. |
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After interview, I encounters |
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GAY PRIDE PARADE |
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People here were much more friendly |
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Next morning, I interview politician |
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No makeup. |
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On Sunday, |
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"ALAN KEYES,2x Republican PresidentiaI Candidate" |
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There was a parade. |
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I make two friends |
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I invite them back |
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We drink like normal |
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We wrestle like normal |
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Then they say,"I wash you in a shower," |
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It sounds like |
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...what is called in America, |
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- What it mean, "gay," this word? |
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A homosexuaI? You mean...? |
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Are you telling me the man who try |
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...was a homosexuaI? |
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Even though my anus was broken... |
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...I knew that rest of our journey |
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We left Washington |
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Howdy, partners! |
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Yes, minister, we're on schedule. |
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Yes, I'm standing in |
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It's time to prepare for your |
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Remember to talk of singing |
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Don't worry, I am a Tv professionaI. |
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Now, building our station around you. |
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...named best newscast in the state |
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This morning we have |
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This is Borhat Sagadiyev. |
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He is traveling across America to get |
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He spent the last few days here. |
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- Good morning to you. |
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Hello. Thank you. |
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Before we start, can you tell me, |
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...then I come back here and... |
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If you tell me |
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We started. We are actually live |
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- I am very excite. |
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Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.! |
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I'm very excite to be here. |
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And hello! |
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Hello to you as well. |
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Now, reaI quickly, why are you here |
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Because I want to learn |
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...your culture, and to understand |
| 00:26:53 |
...and to take this lesson |
| 00:26:56 |
- All right. Would you like to have a seat? |
| 00:26:58 |
Please sit, please sit, please sit. |
| 00:27:00 |
Now, one of the things |
| 00:27:03 |
Can I have a microphone |
| 00:27:06 |
They can hear you right now. |
| 00:27:08 |
This right here, |
| 00:27:10 |
Hello. Hello, nice meet you. |
| 00:27:13 |
Well, welcome to the United States. |
| 00:27:17 |
When you come to Kazakhstan... |
| 00:27:20 |
- ... you can stay in my house. |
| 00:27:23 |
You can sleep my house |
| 00:27:25 |
Meteorologist Ken Johnson |
| 00:27:28 |
...on tropicaI storm Emily |
| 00:27:30 |
Ten seconds, stand by. |
| 00:27:32 |
This is 16 WAPT News This Morning. |
| 00:27:36 |
Traffic is flowing along smoothly |
| 00:27:39 |
Dry conditions. |
| 00:27:41 |
...not too far away from Attala County, |
| 00:27:44 |
Check that out on |
| 00:27:47 |
Thank you, very nice for have me. |
| 00:27:50 |
What your name? |
| 00:27:52 |
We're on air right now |
| 00:27:54 |
- What your name? |
| 00:27:57 |
Go over here with Adrian. |
| 00:28:00 |
- It is a she? |
| 00:28:02 |
- Very nice. |
| 00:28:06 |
- Go over here with- |
| 00:28:08 |
I'm the weather guy. |
| 00:28:12 |
Okay... |
| 00:28:15 |
Let's go over to the weather. |
| 00:28:19 |
...showing some showers |
| 00:28:22 |
Okay. All right, let me- |
| 00:28:25 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:28:26 |
Showers and storms north of |
| 00:28:30 |
Thank you, bye-bye. |
| 00:28:33 |
You're singing at a rodeo tonight! |
| 00:28:35 |
Why didn't you mention it? |
| 00:28:38 |
What can I do, they are not |
| 00:28:41 |
Get a move on, we have |
| 00:28:47 |
We welcome you to the 38th annual |
| 00:29:13 |
Of course, every picture |
| 00:29:17 |
...from the terrorists or anything else, |
| 00:29:22 |
- ... black hair and a black mustache. |
| 00:29:24 |
Shave that dadgummed mustache off |
| 00:29:28 |
So you look like maybe an Italian |
| 00:29:32 |
...as far as when people |
| 00:29:34 |
I see a lot of people and I think, |
| 00:29:37 |
I wonder what kind of bomb |
| 00:29:40 |
- Yes. |
| 00:29:42 |
- Maybe that's not your religion. |
| 00:29:46 |
But you look like one of them. |
| 00:29:48 |
This thing gets over with |
| 00:29:50 |
...and kick the butts over there... |
| 00:29:52 |
...and all of them son-of-a-bucks |
| 00:29:55 |
...by that time, |
| 00:29:57 |
...and you'll be accepted. |
| 00:29:59 |
- Take care. |
| 00:30:00 |
- I ain't gonna kiss you. |
| 00:30:03 |
The people that do the kissing |
| 00:30:06 |
- Are they all...? |
| 00:30:09 |
- Okay. |
| 00:30:11 |
In my country they take them to jaiI |
| 00:30:15 |
- Take them and hang them. |
| 00:30:17 |
- That's what we're trying to get done. |
| 00:30:20 |
Ladies and gentlemen |
| 00:30:22 |
...would you please give a warm, |
| 00:30:25 |
...to a gentleman who has come |
| 00:30:28 |
...and we are honored |
| 00:30:32 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:30:44 |
My name Borat. |
| 00:30:48 |
Can I say first, |
| 00:30:57 |
May we show our support |
| 00:31:02 |
May U.S. and A. |
| 00:31:11 |
May your George Bush |
| 00:31:14 |
...of every single man, woman |
| 00:31:18 |
Yeah! |
| 00:31:21 |
May you destroy their country |
| 00:31:25 |
...not even a single lizard |
| 00:31:30 |
To show our friendship... |
| 00:31:32 |
...I now will sing |
| 00:31:36 |
...to the tune of |
| 00:31:39 |
Please stand. |
| 00:32:31 |
We nearly died last night. |
| 00:32:34 |
We should have stayed in New York. |
| 00:32:36 |
I was sad. |
| 00:32:38 |
The rodeo peoples |
| 00:32:40 |
What if Pamela did |
| 00:32:43 |
We needed something |
| 00:32:47 |
Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village. |
| 00:32:50 |
Let us extract some of their tears |
| 00:32:53 |
Do not fear me, Gypsy, |
| 00:32:57 |
Please give them to me |
| 00:33:00 |
I'm not a Gypsy. |
| 00:33:02 |
I'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter. |
| 00:33:05 |
You have many treasures. |
| 00:33:08 |
We didn't rob them. |
| 00:33:10 |
I will look in your treasures, Gypsy. |
| 00:33:13 |
Is this understood? |
| 00:33:16 |
Please do. |
| 00:33:21 |
Who is this lady you have shrunk? |
| 00:33:23 |
Was she the owner of this house |
| 00:33:26 |
There's a couple more child's dolls. |
| 00:33:29 |
Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. |
| 00:33:32 |
- These are your spells? |
| 00:33:34 |
There's a good one, |
| 00:33:37 |
There you go. |
| 00:33:40 |
- Baywatch. |
| 00:33:48 |
It means she love me. |
| 00:33:53 |
Azamat! |
| 00:33:55 |
Azamat, great success! |
| 00:33:57 |
Onwards to California! |
| 00:33:59 |
Let's go. |
| 00:34:01 |
What's that you've got there? |
| 00:34:02 |
It's nothing. Don't worry about it. |
| 00:34:17 |
Are we going the right way? |
| 00:34:19 |
I don't know, this map is from 1917. |
| 00:34:21 |
Where the hell are we? |
| 00:34:26 |
Hey, stop that goddamn van! |
| 00:34:29 |
Hey, baby, wanna go out? |
| 00:34:36 |
I'm going to stop and ask. |
| 00:34:39 |
No, no, no, keep going. Keep going. |
| 00:34:45 |
I need the direction |
| 00:34:47 |
- To California? |
| 00:34:49 |
Who you with, man? |
| 00:34:52 |
I traveI with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. |
| 00:34:56 |
You can't be talking all that. |
| 00:35:00 |
You look like MichaeI Jackson, "Beat It. " |
| 00:35:03 |
Man, you better- |
| 00:35:07 |
I like you peoples. |
| 00:35:10 |
How can I be like you? |
| 00:35:12 |
You need to let them jeans down. |
| 00:35:14 |
Pull them down? |
| 00:35:15 |
Don't pull them down like- |
| 00:35:17 |
- Like a ho? |
| 00:35:19 |
- Like a this? |
| 00:35:21 |
But don't show |
| 00:35:24 |
What the hell? Is that fishnet? |
| 00:35:26 |
No, no, no, these are my antipants. |
| 00:35:29 |
- What kind of music you listen to? |
| 00:35:32 |
You know Corky Bucek? |
| 00:35:41 |
Can you teach me speak like you? |
| 00:35:43 |
What you trying to say? |
| 00:35:45 |
- How you say, "How do you do?" |
| 00:35:48 |
- What's that with it? |
| 00:35:51 |
Pull over and let's see |
| 00:36:01 |
What's up with it, vanilla-face? |
| 00:36:03 |
Me and my homey, Azamat, |
| 00:36:07 |
Please. |
| 00:36:08 |
We are looking for somewhere to |
| 00:36:11 |
So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. |
| 00:36:15 |
We just a couple of pimps, no ho's. |
| 00:36:17 |
- Sir, you gotta leave. |
| 00:36:19 |
Leave now or we're gonna call the cops |
| 00:36:22 |
We can't stay here, |
| 00:36:34 |
- Hi. Hello. |
| 00:36:36 |
Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. |
| 00:36:39 |
- Come on in. |
| 00:36:42 |
Your friend also. |
| 00:36:45 |
A beautifuI house, this. |
| 00:36:47 |
All the paintings |
| 00:36:51 |
What is this man? |
| 00:36:52 |
This is a Yemenite Jew and |
| 00:36:57 |
They, Yemenites, |
| 00:37:01 |
Why you have a picture of a Jew? |
| 00:37:04 |
Because I'm Jewish, so I |
| 00:37:15 |
This is the room and... |
| 00:37:19 |
- Do you need two pillows? |
| 00:37:23 |
Great. Thank you. Lovely place. |
| 00:37:28 |
They're Jews. |
| 00:37:29 |
I know that now. |
| 00:37:31 |
They'll kill us. |
| 00:37:46 |
- Wait, wait. |
| 00:37:50 |
Hello. |
| 00:37:52 |
- How are you? |
| 00:37:54 |
You guys getting settled in? |
| 00:37:56 |
This is a speciaI sandwich for you. |
| 00:37:59 |
I not so hungry. |
| 00:38:01 |
He can eat this. |
| 00:38:03 |
He fat. |
| 00:38:05 |
No, no. |
| 00:38:07 |
- You gonna eat, because- |
| 00:38:09 |
- Take a half and then you'll see. |
| 00:38:11 |
Yeah. I not so hungry. |
| 00:38:13 |
You eat a little bit. |
| 00:38:19 |
Go ahead and eat something |
| 00:38:22 |
Yes. |
| 00:38:31 |
I don't want to see you go hungry. |
| 00:38:34 |
What is this picture over here? |
| 00:38:37 |
Okay... |
| 00:38:45 |
It is 3 in the morning. |
| 00:38:50 |
They have cleverly shifted |
| 00:38:53 |
One of them has taken the form |
| 00:38:57 |
You can barely see her horns. |
| 00:39:01 |
She have tried to |
| 00:39:04 |
These rats are very clever. |
| 00:39:13 |
Look, the Jews have |
| 00:39:17 |
OK, OK. How much shall |
| 00:39:19 |
I don't know... |
| 00:39:23 |
More. Give them more. |
| 00:39:27 |
Go. Go. |
| 00:39:44 |
Let's go back to New York, |
| 00:39:46 |
Calm down. |
| 00:39:48 |
Why California? |
| 00:39:49 |
We are going to California! |
| 00:39:51 |
And get killed on the way?! |
| 00:39:53 |
Relax, Azamat! |
| 00:39:59 |
What is the best gun |
| 00:40:05 |
I would recommend |
| 00:40:11 |
Very nice. |
| 00:40:15 |
It like I movie star, Dirty Harold. |
| 00:40:19 |
- Yes, sir. |
| 00:40:24 |
But he would not sell me gun |
| 00:40:28 |
So I look for other protection. |
| 00:40:31 |
MUNCH RANCH |
| 00:40:33 |
- What type of dog is this? |
| 00:40:37 |
Is this a cat in a hat? |
| 00:40:39 |
No, it's a tortoise in a shell. |
| 00:40:42 |
Yes. |
| 00:40:44 |
I need animaI for protection. |
| 00:40:47 |
What you have for me? |
| 00:41:13 |
We're safe. |
| 00:41:16 |
High five! |
| 00:41:17 |
Great! Nice. |
| 00:41:33 |
Switch it off. |
| 00:41:35 |
It so annoying! |
| 00:41:44 |
Ice cream! |
| 00:41:51 |
Happy times. We were safe |
| 00:41:55 |
It was time to get back to work. |
| 00:41:59 |
Kazakhstan needs to learn |
| 00:42:05 |
First, a lady will |
| 00:42:08 |
How long have I got? |
| 00:42:09 |
An hour. Then you have |
| 00:42:15 |
Hello and nice meet you. |
| 00:42:17 |
"KATHIE B.MARTIN-Etiquette Coach" |
| 00:42:19 |
Welcome to America. |
| 00:42:21 |
Will you please teach me |
| 00:42:26 |
Of course, I'll be happy to. |
| 00:42:30 |
Is it polite to greet people |
| 00:42:34 |
"THE MAGNOLIA MANSION-Dining Society" |
| 00:42:36 |
- Let me introduce you around. |
| 00:42:39 |
- You're gonna have to- |
| 00:42:43 |
Hello, I'm Bethany Weston. |
| 00:42:46 |
- Lovely to see you. |
| 00:42:47 |
- How you do? |
| 00:42:53 |
Should I pay interest in peoples |
| 00:42:58 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:59 |
And, if it is a big table, |
| 00:43:03 |
...you might want to restrict |
| 00:43:05 |
- Yes. |
| 00:43:08 |
- Very nice. |
| 00:43:15 |
What do you do? |
| 00:43:17 |
- I'm the pastor of a church. |
| 00:43:20 |
- What do you do? |
| 00:43:24 |
I'm recently retired. |
| 00:43:26 |
- You are retard? |
| 00:43:29 |
PhysicaI or mentaI? |
| 00:43:32 |
- Retired. |
| 00:43:35 |
- I don't work anymore. |
| 00:43:38 |
It's very good you allow retard... |
| 00:43:41 |
...to eat with you in the same place. |
| 00:43:45 |
That's not what we're saying |
| 00:43:48 |
He is not what |
| 00:43:53 |
- No. |
| 00:43:56 |
Do you have a telephone |
| 00:43:59 |
Of course. |
| 00:44:07 |
Should I show photos of my family? |
| 00:44:09 |
You have photos of your family? |
| 00:44:13 |
This my favorite son, Huey Lewis. |
| 00:44:16 |
- Okay. |
| 00:44:18 |
- He looks happy. |
| 00:44:22 |
He very strong. |
| 00:44:24 |
- My goodness, is that him holding you? |
| 00:44:27 |
He grow three centimeter. |
| 00:44:33 |
I'm not sure I would show these |
| 00:44:38 |
Should I pay compliments |
| 00:44:42 |
Yes, but only if you truly agree |
| 00:44:48 |
You have a very gentle face... |
| 00:44:51 |
- ... and a very erotic physique. |
| 00:44:55 |
- You're correct. |
| 00:44:57 |
That's a very good observation. |
| 00:44:59 |
She is your wife? |
| 00:45:01 |
Nope. That's my wife. |
| 00:45:03 |
In my country, |
| 00:45:08 |
Not so much. |
| 00:45:16 |
What should I say if |
| 00:45:21 |
You mean to the restroom? |
| 00:45:22 |
- To the place to make the shit. |
| 00:45:26 |
Not to bath. To make dirt from anus. |
| 00:45:28 |
- Not a bath, right. The toilet. |
| 00:45:30 |
- Where you make- You understand? |
| 00:45:33 |
- Bad? Bad thing from it. |
| 00:45:36 |
- What you do is you say: |
| 00:45:38 |
"Excuse me, |
| 00:45:42 |
Excuse me, is it possible |
| 00:45:47 |
- To be excused? |
| 00:45:50 |
Upstairs. |
| 00:45:53 |
- I need to go, what you say... |
| 00:45:56 |
- Can you go upstairs? |
| 00:45:59 |
I think that the culturaI differences |
| 00:46:04 |
- Exactly. |
| 00:46:07 |
...and it wouldn't take very much time |
| 00:46:13 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:46:15 |
- Cindy, where shall I put this? |
| 00:46:18 |
Where should I put this? |
| 00:46:23 |
Maybe in the other restroom |
| 00:46:26 |
In the- |
| 00:46:28 |
Excuse me- |
| 00:46:32 |
You roll off like this... |
| 00:46:36 |
...and you wipe your bottom |
| 00:46:39 |
- You, wipe mine? |
| 00:46:41 |
- This is a very private thing. |
| 00:46:45 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:46:50 |
Can I bring a guest to dinner? |
| 00:46:53 |
If you have been invited |
| 00:46:56 |
- Yes. |
| 00:47:00 |
- ... if you ask your host in advance. |
| 00:47:03 |
GeneraI Stonewall Jackson, |
| 00:47:05 |
I think this my friend. |
| 00:47:07 |
- Hello? |
| 00:47:09 |
- Yes, it's me. |
| 00:47:12 |
- I'm Luenell. Hi, hi. |
| 00:47:15 |
- This my friend, Luenell. |
| 00:47:18 |
Oh, okay... |
| 00:47:22 |
You all having a dinner party. |
| 00:47:24 |
Well, we were. I don't know exactly |
| 00:47:27 |
It is getting very, very late. |
| 00:47:29 |
Excuse me, I'm going to have to go. |
| 00:47:31 |
- Okay. Very nice. |
| 00:47:34 |
...and it's time that, you know... |
| 00:47:37 |
...we were ending |
| 00:47:41 |
- I apologize- |
| 00:47:43 |
Absolutely not, |
| 00:47:46 |
- The sheriff is on his way. |
| 00:47:48 |
I've already called them. |
| 00:47:50 |
Why you call police? |
| 00:47:56 |
I want say I very sorry |
| 00:48:00 |
Thank you. |
| 00:48:02 |
I was thinking |
| 00:48:05 |
Why don't we just go out |
| 00:48:07 |
What do you think about that? |
| 00:48:09 |
You want to come with us? |
| 00:48:11 |
Up yours! |
| 00:48:23 |
Hi! My name Borat. |
| 00:48:26 |
- This my friend, Luenell. |
| 00:48:28 |
She is a prostitute. |
| 00:48:47 |
You were funny on that bull. |
| 00:48:49 |
Everybody almost |
| 00:48:52 |
I never rode a bull before. |
| 00:48:58 |
Well, you wanna-? |
| 00:49:02 |
I would like very much... |
| 00:49:05 |
...but I in love |
| 00:49:08 |
It would not be nice to her |
| 00:49:10 |
Okay, well, if you're ever in town again, |
| 00:49:16 |
If I ever in town again, Luenell... |
| 00:49:18 |
...I would very much like |
| 00:49:24 |
Good night, Luenells. |
| 00:49:25 |
Good night, Borat. |
| 00:49:34 |
You say my name right. Borat. |
| 00:49:37 |
People say Borak |
| 00:49:42 |
Bye. |
| 00:49:54 |
"Pamela is a fairly simple girI, |
| 00:49:59 |
'There's not a whole lot of logic |
| 00:50:04 |
I am very spontaneous. ' " |
| 00:50:07 |
I'm very spontaneous too. |
| 00:50:28 |
I needed a gift to give to Pamela... |
| 00:50:30 |
...so that she would grant me |
| 00:50:34 |
Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me |
| 00:50:41 |
Don't spend more than $3. |
| 00:50:46 |
This your shops? |
| 00:50:48 |
Right, this is my antique shop. |
| 00:50:50 |
Why do you have so many things |
| 00:50:53 |
We're honoring our heritage. |
| 00:50:55 |
Now, what in here? What is this? |
| 00:50:59 |
These are a number of collectibles. |
| 00:51:01 |
I mean, this is a lamp that, you know, |
| 00:51:04 |
This is a Chinese cloisonné bell. |
| 00:51:08 |
And this is a little |
| 00:51:12 |
And do you think, you know, |
| 00:51:19 |
I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:51:25 |
- We need help, baby. |
| 00:51:31 |
I sorry. |
| 00:51:36 |
Sorry. I will repair all of this. |
| 00:51:39 |
Don't worry. My friend, |
| 00:51:43 |
I don't think you're gonna be able to |
| 00:51:47 |
Okay, I have a digitaI watch |
| 00:51:50 |
I will give you. |
| 00:51:52 |
You broke $425 worth of stuff. |
| 00:51:55 |
Hundred and sixty, 170, 180. |
| 00:52:00 |
- That's not enough. |
| 00:52:03 |
No, I don't want any damn hair. |
| 00:52:05 |
This is best hair in Kazakhstan. |
| 00:52:07 |
I don't want your damn hair. |
| 00:52:09 |
This is hair from pubis. |
| 00:52:12 |
We don't use that stuff |
| 00:52:15 |
Have you offered them pubic hair? |
| 00:52:17 |
Yes! |
| 00:52:19 |
Just give me another 20. |
| 00:52:20 |
It was a mistake. |
| 00:52:22 |
You screwed up again. |
| 00:52:23 |
I didn't see the truck. |
| 00:52:24 |
I slipped on it and that was it. |
| 00:52:26 |
Only an idiot could do this. |
| 00:52:28 |
Would you have believed this if I |
| 00:52:36 |
You've ruined this documentary |
| 00:52:38 |
So call the ministry |
| 00:52:41 |
What?! If I did that, |
| 00:52:44 |
California had better be as good |
| 00:53:09 |
You bastard. |
| 00:53:11 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 00:53:12 |
How dare you make |
| 00:53:15 |
Why do you care who I |
| 00:53:18 |
Because I love this woman. |
| 00:53:20 |
She's the reason |
| 00:53:23 |
What? |
| 00:53:25 |
You lied about California! |
| 00:54:21 |
Eat my asshole! |
| 00:54:55 |
Holy... |
| 00:54:58 |
Okay. |
| 00:55:23 |
We have a speciaI guest here |
| 00:55:26 |
"MORTGAGE BROKERS - ANNUAL BANQUET" |
| 00:55:52 |
Get the fuck out of here! |
| 00:56:03 |
So bad news. |
| 00:56:07 |
Azamat have leave. |
| 00:56:10 |
I wake up, he disappear... |
| 00:56:13 |
...and he take Oxana, my bear. |
| 00:56:18 |
Our bear. |
| 00:56:20 |
And he also decide |
| 00:56:23 |
...and also my passport. |
| 00:56:29 |
And he leave me... |
| 00:56:34 |
...only this bag, with a hen... |
| 00:56:43 |
...and ticket to Kazakhstan. |
| 00:56:47 |
But no passport. |
| 00:56:51 |
But at least he is... |
| 00:56:54 |
...man enough to leave me... |
| 00:57:03 |
...my beautifuI. |
| 00:57:07 |
Which I have cleaned |
| 00:57:14 |
And I have decide to... |
| 00:57:18 |
...continue making documentary. |
| 00:57:21 |
Make it without Azamat. |
| 00:57:24 |
I think it will be better... |
| 00:57:25 |
...and we will have more |
| 00:58:04 |
I only want 17 cents, please. |
| 00:58:31 |
I had no car, no money |
| 00:58:35 |
The only thing keep me going... |
| 00:58:37 |
...was my dream of one day |
| 00:58:41 |
...and then making romance explosion |
| 00:58:51 |
Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings |
| 00:58:56 |
...also traveling across country. |
| 00:58:59 |
CHI PSI FRATERNITY BROTHER |
| 00:59:01 |
- How you doing? How you doing? |
| 00:59:04 |
I am from Kazakhstan. |
| 00:59:06 |
- Welcome to fucking America! |
| 00:59:09 |
- What's your name? |
| 00:59:11 |
- Anthony? |
| 00:59:12 |
- Anthony. |
| 00:59:14 |
- Justin. |
| 00:59:17 |
- David. |
| 00:59:19 |
Very nice. |
| 00:59:20 |
- Can you open this, please? |
| 00:59:24 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:59:26 |
So you like the bitches out there |
| 00:59:31 |
- What? |
| 00:59:33 |
How are the women? |
| 00:59:34 |
The fucking ho's, baby! |
| 00:59:37 |
- You fuck the shit out of them! |
| 00:59:39 |
Then you never call them again. |
| 00:59:41 |
Why you don't call them? Because |
| 00:59:44 |
No, not because of that. |
| 00:59:46 |
They don't have my respect, |
| 00:59:48 |
So, what are you doing |
| 00:59:51 |
They film me traveI |
| 00:59:55 |
I don't know what you're |
| 00:59:59 |
Let's get drunk! |
| 01:00:01 |
- Yes! High five! |
| 01:00:07 |
This is America in a bottle. |
| 01:00:10 |
- Oh, baby! |
| 01:00:14 |
- Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby! |
| 01:00:17 |
Suck, suck, suck! |
| 01:00:24 |
Let me tell you game we play. |
| 01:00:26 |
Can I hear a game you play? |
| 01:00:28 |
We play a game called |
| 01:00:31 |
- When the snake eat the huh? |
| 01:00:34 |
- You get a baby mouse, very small... |
| 01:00:38 |
...and you put a bit of cheese in |
| 01:00:44 |
That is too crazy for me. |
| 01:00:45 |
I'll do it. I don't give a fuck, |
| 01:00:48 |
Let me ask you this. |
| 01:00:51 |
Are woman-? |
| 01:00:55 |
No. Do you have slaves here? |
| 01:00:57 |
- We wish. We wish. |
| 01:00:59 |
- It is a shame. |
| 01:01:00 |
Big shame. Big shame. |
| 01:01:02 |
It would be better country if... |
| 01:01:04 |
Yes, it'd be better country. |
| 01:01:07 |
Our country, |
| 01:01:10 |
Anyone that is minority |
| 01:01:14 |
We have the Jews. We have anybody |
| 01:01:18 |
- Do you want to see my new wife? |
| 01:01:21 |
This my new wife. |
| 01:01:24 |
- Pamela! |
| 01:01:26 |
Pamela! I know of Pamela. |
| 01:01:28 |
I will take her virgin |
| 01:01:30 |
- I am going to put this shit on. |
| 01:01:33 |
Borat, Borat. |
| 01:01:35 |
I will take her virgin. |
| 01:01:37 |
Borat, Borat. |
| 01:01:40 |
- Is not true. |
| 01:01:42 |
Is not true. Liar! |
| 01:01:45 |
Borat, shut up. |
| 01:01:48 |
Small Jacuzzi on |
| 01:01:51 |
What she do? |
| 01:01:53 |
- She's sucking some dick, man. |
| 01:01:56 |
This is not her. |
| 01:01:58 |
I guarantee you that shit's |
| 01:02:01 |
- That's her, Borat. Sorry. |
| 01:02:04 |
This is not her. |
| 01:02:05 |
It's her. I'm sorry. |
| 01:02:07 |
- I'm sure it's her. |
| 01:02:09 |
- No, no, no. |
| 01:02:12 |
Come here. |
| 01:02:13 |
You're my man. You're my man. |
| 01:02:15 |
I do not know why |
| 01:02:17 |
- Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy. |
| 01:02:20 |
We'll remember you always. |
| 01:02:23 |
Wait. |
| 01:02:25 |
You're in America now. |
| 01:02:28 |
You- You keep going, okay? |
| 01:02:29 |
You are bigger than a woman. |
| 01:02:32 |
We will always be behind you. |
| 01:02:34 |
- Do not let a woman ever, ever... |
| 01:02:38 |
...make you who you are. |
| 01:02:40 |
- Goodbye, my friends. |
| 01:03:20 |
My ticket. |
| 01:03:26 |
How will I get home? |
| 01:03:38 |
I sorry, my friend. |
| 01:03:49 |
Go. |
| 01:03:51 |
Go. |
| 01:03:53 |
Run to freedom. |
| 01:03:56 |
Go! Go and live your life! |
| 01:04:47 |
Come on! |
| 01:04:51 |
CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S.Congressman |
| 01:04:53 |
This is my 1 Oth PentecostaI |
| 01:04:59 |
The bottom line is, |
| 01:05:02 |
JIM SMITH,Chief Justice,State Supreme Court |
| 01:05:03 |
...we were one in the beginning.. |
| 01:05:05 |
...and we gonna always be a Christian |
| 01:05:12 |
I didn't evolve out of a monkey. |
| 01:05:15 |
I didn't use to be a tadpole. |
| 01:05:16 |
I is what I is. |
| 01:05:18 |
Praise you, Jesus. |
| 01:05:19 |
The Bible says that God |
| 01:05:23 |
...and believed on in the world. |
| 01:05:26 |
I got good news. |
| 01:05:36 |
I don't care what the deviI's done |
| 01:05:39 |
All you gotta do |
| 01:05:42 |
...and make your way |
| 01:05:44 |
Let's have a little |
| 01:05:46 |
I need somebody to pray with |
| 01:05:49 |
The blood over my neighbor. |
| 01:05:56 |
I want you to help me, |
| 01:05:58 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:06:01 |
...standing right next to me, |
| 01:06:03 |
Would you greet him with a great big |
| 01:06:07 |
Thank you. |
| 01:06:10 |
I have no friends. |
| 01:06:12 |
I am alone in this country. |
| 01:06:14 |
Nobody like me. |
| 01:06:15 |
My only friend, Azamat... |
| 01:06:18 |
...he take my money and my bear |
| 01:06:21 |
Not only this. |
| 01:06:23 |
The woman I love, the reason |
| 01:06:27 |
...she have do something terrible |
| 01:06:30 |
- ... and now I can never forgive her. |
| 01:06:33 |
Is there anybody who can help me? |
| 01:06:36 |
Yes. The one that can help you |
| 01:06:40 |
- Jesus. |
| 01:06:42 |
Absolutely, Jesus loves you. |
| 01:06:45 |
Do Jesus like my sons? |
| 01:06:48 |
Jesus loves your sons. |
| 01:06:50 |
Do Jesus love |
| 01:06:53 |
He loves your brother, Bilo. |
| 01:06:54 |
Do Jesus love my neighbor, |
| 01:06:58 |
Yes. He loves everybody. |
| 01:07:00 |
Nobody love my neighbor, |
| 01:07:04 |
Can Jesus heaI the pain |
| 01:07:08 |
Jesus can heaI your pain |
| 01:07:11 |
Make him heaI the pain |
| 01:07:13 |
- Lift your hands and begin to worship. |
| 01:07:16 |
Would you lift your hands with him |
| 01:07:20 |
- God, forgive me of my sins. |
| 01:07:22 |
- Forgive me, God. Cleanse me. |
| 01:07:24 |
Cleanse me, Lord, |
| 01:07:28 |
Yeah, let that tongue go. |
| 01:07:30 |
We're gonna speak in other tongues. |
| 01:07:33 |
Let that tongue go. |
| 01:07:35 |
Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God. |
| 01:07:43 |
Yes! Yes! |
| 01:08:03 |
I will forgive Pamela |
| 01:08:06 |
I will go to Malibu with me |
| 01:08:09 |
...and together we will take her! |
| 01:08:17 |
I took a bus to Los Angeles... |
| 01:08:19 |
...with some friends of Mr. Jesus. |
| 01:08:22 |
Finally, I had arrived. |
| 01:08:25 |
Happy times. |
| 01:08:43 |
Marilyn. |
| 01:08:51 |
Azamat? |
| 01:08:53 |
You traitor! |
| 01:08:54 |
Look, I can explain. |
| 01:08:56 |
You attack me. My moustache |
| 01:08:59 |
Calm down. |
| 01:09:00 |
What did you do with the bear? |
| 01:09:02 |
She ran off. I'm sorry, |
| 01:09:04 |
Hey! Fuck off, Death! |
| 01:09:06 |
You need to calm yourself! |
| 01:09:08 |
You have to calm down! |
| 01:09:14 |
Well, that's another fine |
| 01:09:19 |
I had not come to Hollywood |
| 01:09:24 |
I had come to make |
| 01:09:29 |
So I forgave Azamat. |
| 01:09:31 |
I knew you'd make it here, Borat. |
| 01:09:35 |
I felt so bad that |
| 01:09:41 |
It's everything I could |
| 01:09:45 |
Last Friday she appeared for a group |
| 01:09:51 |
Against cruelty to animals? |
| 01:10:00 |
And tomorrow she's |
| 01:10:03 |
She wrote a book. |
| 01:10:08 |
What? A woman has written a book? |
| 01:10:12 |
Dr. Yamak would never believe this. |
| 01:10:13 |
I know. |
| 01:10:17 |
We will go to this |
| 01:10:19 |
...and I will marry Pamela there... |
| 01:10:21 |
...but in the traditionaI |
| 01:10:26 |
Azamat, let's prepare the |
| 01:10:29 |
You forgive me, yes? |
| 01:10:33 |
Yes. |
| 01:10:46 |
Having learned many lessons |
| 01:10:49 |
...I will now teach America how |
| 01:10:54 |
You find more. |
| 01:11:03 |
PAMELA ANDERSON |
| 01:11:15 |
Very excite. Very excite. |
| 01:11:32 |
Hi. Hi, everyone. |
| 01:11:36 |
I love you. |
| 01:11:38 |
It is me, Borat. |
| 01:11:40 |
- Well, thanks for coming, you guys. |
| 01:11:50 |
I love Pamela Anderson. |
| 01:11:51 |
- Really? |
| 01:11:58 |
Go ahead. |
| 01:12:00 |
- Hi. |
| 01:12:01 |
Make it out to someone? |
| 01:12:03 |
My name Borat Sagdiyev. |
| 01:12:04 |
I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev... |
| 01:12:07 |
...and Boltak, the rapist. |
| 01:12:10 |
I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev... |
| 01:12:12 |
...who was daughter of |
| 01:12:14 |
...and Boltak, the rapist. |
| 01:12:17 |
I make this for you, this... |
| 01:12:21 |
There are our name. |
| 01:12:22 |
My name- Your name, |
| 01:12:27 |
Here's today's date. |
| 01:12:29 |
And this say that it is today's date, |
| 01:12:33 |
...and then this inside is silk. |
| 01:12:35 |
Pamela, will you marry me? |
| 01:12:38 |
No, thanks. I'm sorry. |
| 01:12:40 |
No. Agreement not necessary. |
| 01:12:44 |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| 01:12:52 |
Get off! |
| 01:12:54 |
- Get your own wife! |
| 01:12:57 |
Come on, get her! |
| 01:12:59 |
Wait, Pamela. |
| 01:13:01 |
Don't worry, I nervous too! |
| 01:13:04 |
Pamela, wait. |
| 01:13:05 |
Pamela, I will give you |
| 01:13:08 |
Get out of the way! |
| 01:13:16 |
- Get on the ground. |
| 01:13:19 |
- Okay. Pamela... |
| 01:13:21 |
- Bring your knees up. |
| 01:13:25 |
Pamela, |
| 01:13:31 |
Not! |
| 01:13:40 |
I was humiliated. |
| 01:13:42 |
It was time for me |
| 01:13:45 |
...where a ticket was waiting for me |
| 01:13:49 |
While I sat on the bus, I thought of |
| 01:13:54 |
The great times. |
| 01:13:56 |
The good times. |
| 01:13:59 |
And the shit times. |
| 01:14:01 |
Mainly, they were shit times. |
| 01:14:04 |
I had come to America |
| 01:14:08 |
...but what had I learned? |
| 01:14:12 |
Suddenly, I realized. |
| 01:14:17 |
I had learned that |
| 01:14:21 |
...especially one with plastic chests... |
| 01:14:24 |
...you can miss the real beauty |
| 01:14:33 |
Hi. |
| 01:14:36 |
8 MONTHS LATER |
| 01:14:41 |
Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek. |
| 01:14:44 |
Since I return, |
| 01:14:48 |
We no longer have |
| 01:14:51 |
It's crueI. |
| 01:14:52 |
We Christians now. |
| 01:14:58 |
Doltan improve too. |
| 01:15:00 |
Hey, Doltan. High five! |
| 01:15:04 |
Great. |
| 01:15:06 |
Come my house. |
| 01:15:10 |
There Nursultan Tulyakbay. |
| 01:15:13 |
He still asshole. |
| 01:15:14 |
I get iPod. |
| 01:15:16 |
He only get iPod Mini. |
| 01:15:18 |
Everybody know it for girls. |
| 01:15:21 |
Come. |
| 01:15:24 |
And this my beautifuI wife. |
| 01:15:30 |
Thank you for watch my film. |
| 01:15:32 |
I hope you like. |
| 01:20:14 |
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