25 Watts

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00:00:04 25 Watts (2001 Uruguay)
00:00:27 To our grandparents...
00:00:30 Montevideo. Saturday, 7:14 AM.
00:01:28 Yo, Leche.
00:01:58 Fucking dogs!
00:02:11 It comes off with water, Leche.
00:02:13 The shit comes off.
00:02:15 - It's the other way round.
00:02:18 It's good luck.
00:02:21 I stepped on dogshit. When
00:02:23 that it's good luck.
00:02:24 - Who told you that?
00:02:27 The one that choked...
00:02:30 on an Easter egg?
00:02:31 Hard-boiled egg.
00:02:32 A hard-boiled egg.
00:02:34 With all due respect, Seba,
00:02:35 would you believe
00:02:37 Fuck you, Leche.
00:02:39 Stepping on dogshit is plain
00:02:40 At least 24 hours
00:02:43 Shut up, dumb ass.
00:02:45 - What, you don't believe me?
00:02:47 Uh?
00:02:48 Uh?
00:02:53 I say it comes heads, ok?
00:02:56 - Number.
00:02:58 Leave it. It counts.
00:03:01 No, it doesn't.
00:03:08 Tails.
00:03:10 See?
00:03:12 You try now, Seba.
00:03:14 I say heads again.
00:03:17 Tails.
00:03:21 You're in deep shit,
00:03:26 I'm fucked.
00:03:31 Ok, see you.
00:03:33 Hey, wait,
00:03:35 I bet...
00:03:38 I bet this loser
00:03:40 Stone, paper, scissors, c'mon.
00:03:42 No way.
00:03:45 Go get one, then.
00:03:48 My turn?
00:03:56 Loser!
00:04:16 Anything else?
00:04:19 $25.50
00:04:26 Thanks.
00:05:00 Where are you going, Javi?
00:05:01 - To get another one.
00:05:04 - Am I your servant?
00:05:06 Am I your servant?
00:05:08 C'mon, be a nice guy.
00:05:10 What?
00:05:11 Money, what else?
00:05:12 Hey, c'mon,
00:05:15 Get a job, loser.
00:05:19 What's so funny?
00:05:21 I'm a student.
00:05:22 So am I.
00:05:24 I pass Italian and I'm
00:05:27 It's next Tuesday, right?
00:05:28 - It's on Tuesday?
00:05:30 And I stepped on dogshit.
00:05:32 Yeah, you should be
00:05:34 I mean the exam is on Monday
00:05:36 So the other five times you failed
00:05:40 It's like a joke.
00:05:42 Right when I was about
00:05:44 Fucking dogs.
00:05:46 Dogs?
00:05:49 I had a dream about dogs.
00:05:52 Good, Javi...
00:05:55 I dreamed about a dog
00:05:59 A dog in a supermarket?
00:06:02 Freud would say
00:06:06 Yeah, really.
00:06:07 Why don't you dream
00:06:10 How long since you
00:06:14 I don't know.
00:06:19 What's that?
00:06:23 +Don't "shhh" me!
00:06:26 No, no.
00:06:28 C'mon. Let's go.
00:07:00 Yeah! Two # 329.
00:07:02 - Uh?
00:07:05 So what?
00:07:06 They crossed one
00:07:08 We have to make a wish.
00:07:09 That's bullshit.
00:07:12 It worked yesterday
00:07:16 Really? What did you wish for?
00:07:20 Just make a wish.
00:07:41 What I have to do?
00:07:42 Do I have to blow a match?
00:08:00 Thanks, dude.
00:08:01 - You're a smart cookie.
00:08:04 I mean it, Javi.
00:08:05 If you don't start believing in this,
00:08:07 you can say "good bye" to sex
00:08:14 Cut the crap.
00:08:16 Javi, Maria gave
00:08:19 A hamster.
00:08:20 Do you know what that means
00:08:26 It means, "I'm confused, etc..."
00:08:35 Did she really give
00:08:38 Did you know hamsters
00:08:41 That's bullshit.
00:08:42 Your...
00:08:44 - Yes, my Uncle Alfonso.
00:08:47 - So what?
00:08:48 What's up?
00:08:53 What did you wish for, Seba?
00:08:55 Can't tell you.
00:08:57 So now you
00:08:59 That's all myth.
00:09:01 I wished for these two
00:09:05 And you?
00:09:07 That everything goes smoothly.
00:09:09 With Beatriy or the exam?
00:09:12 Both.
00:09:13 I used Javi's wish.
00:09:16 Oh! That'll be a big help.
00:09:20 Look! They're standing still.
00:09:23 I'll ask her out after class...
00:09:26 an "end of course"
00:09:30 Once at the bar,
00:09:33 what do you say if now...
00:09:37 ...that you're not
00:09:41 - Shut up, dumb ass.
00:09:43 You were in kindergarten and she
00:09:47 Just because your girlfriend...
00:09:49 is about to dump you,
00:09:51 I can't get some.
00:09:52 - You're sick.
00:09:54 Hamster.
00:09:55 You are a waste of time.
00:09:57 What are you doing, idiot?
00:10:00 Leave him alone.
00:10:03 Time to rock!
00:10:05 What's up, dudes?
00:10:09 All neat, Hernan?
00:10:10 "All neat" you said?
00:10:13 You should ask me
00:10:15 I brought the "all neat"
00:10:17 I was the one who
00:10:19 But I'll let you use it, Seba.
00:10:21 Never saw you again
00:10:23 From nowhere.
00:10:24 We went to "La cueva de Vicente"
00:10:26 Who was playing?
00:10:27 "Venganya Tolengo" and...
00:10:29 - "Motivos"
00:10:32 I had to go
00:10:34 Hadn't she
00:10:36 Yeah. But she
00:10:39 I had to fix it.
00:10:41 The chain was short.
00:10:43 But she didn't
00:10:45 We are cool.
00:10:47 We had to split...
00:10:48 because of
00:10:50 Sure, karma.
00:10:51 No, you don't get
00:10:53 Do you want me to explain it?
00:10:56 No, I have to work.
00:10:57 Sleepy? I know a yoga
00:11:00 It's really cool.
00:11:03 it kept me awake
00:11:05 eight days without sleeping.
00:11:09 On the seventh day
00:11:12 these energy messages
00:11:15 I’m so dumb. I’ve to
00:11:18 Now I will
00:11:20 Beatriz will tell me I’m cute but
00:11:23 And l'll pass the written part,
00:11:25 In fact...
00:11:26 So I tell Hector I don't
00:11:29 because I registered for college...
00:11:30 And then I tell dad I can't
00:11:34 I got another job...
00:11:35 And to Maria...
00:11:36 They were standing right there,
00:11:39 Stupid bottles.
00:11:40 You can't tell
00:11:43 Uncle Alfonso was right.
00:11:46 "Seba..."
00:11:47 ...and then Paulo
00:11:49 "Why don't we do a
00:11:51 So I'm writing it,
00:11:53 but in my head...
00:11:55 If I put it on paper
00:11:58 - Totally.
00:11:59 Do you want me
00:12:01 Sure, man.
00:12:02 Hang on...
00:12:04 Hang on a second...
00:12:06
00:12:09 Asshole!
00:12:11 Who is it?
00:12:14 Open your bourgeois minds!
00:12:26 What time do you have
00:12:30 Tomorrow? You mean today.
00:12:35 You know, I was thinking,
00:12:40 a great idea for you.
00:12:42 To quit your job.
00:12:45 - Really?
00:12:48 Uhh...
00:12:49 What idea?
00:12:51 I can't remember now...
00:12:54 but it was a good idea.
00:12:57 Good, keep trying, Leche.
00:12:59 What is it?
00:13:01 Do you want to spend all
00:13:04 "We are open 24 hours"
00:13:11 Asshole!
00:13:18 You don't play with this, idiot.
00:13:21 You don't play with this, idiot.
00:13:24 Why not?
00:13:26 Hey, Javi...
00:13:30 Fuck!
00:13:36 The cigarette!
00:13:41 What should I do
00:13:44 - Fire him, Dad!
00:13:47 Javier, you are like
00:13:50 You want me to say it?
00:13:53 "You are like a son to me."
00:13:56 So, why do you
00:14:00 Do what?
00:14:01 "Do what?"
00:14:03 Do you think
00:14:08 Do you think I don't
00:14:09 and your friend "Chele"
00:14:18 "Leche". His name is "Leche."
00:14:20 I don't give a fuck.
00:14:25 I just know he's
00:14:28 who has shit for brains and he
00:14:31 I care about that!
00:14:32 Don Hector, how are you doing?
00:14:36 You know, I was thinking
00:14:40 and came up with this
00:14:54 - Fire him, Dad!
00:14:57 Look, Javier, this is
00:15:02 I want you here
00:15:05 Well groomed, and
00:15:10 - He had to work the noon shift!
00:15:13 Look at me.
00:15:17 - Say it, say it.
00:15:21 - That's right. Where?
00:15:23 I was a "sandwich man."
00:15:27 Success, Javi.
00:15:32 So... I want you
00:15:35 Go, get some rest.
00:15:38 6 PM? Didn't you say
00:15:41 At noon!
00:15:42 Would you shut up?
00:15:44 Be a nice kid. Ok? Go, go.
00:15:54 And you? What are
00:15:57 A ride home?
00:16:00 Get your lazy ass
00:16:13 - Are you stupid?
00:16:15 "Don Hector.
00:16:18 What's your problem?
00:16:20 "Driving school and advertising
00:16:23 - You're so stupid.
00:16:25 Driving school and advertising on
00:16:27 You get someone
00:16:29 while you play the commercial.
00:16:33 Look.
00:16:36 This must be one of your ideas.
00:16:37 How do you know
00:16:40 Because it is a 25 Watts one.
00:16:44 Asshole.
00:16:49 Fuck off.
00:16:55 Easy.
00:17:27 Square root of 77?
00:17:35 "Did you know hamsters
00:18:15 ''How are you doing, champ?
00:18:21 - How are you doing, champ?
00:18:39 So, how's school?
00:18:41 School is all right.
00:18:43 So, how's school?
00:18:46 School is all right.
00:18:50 - Everybody's well at home?
00:18:53 - Did you step on?
00:18:59 Yeah... Some folks say
00:19:08 The small farmers foundation has
00:19:12 ...peach, orange and pear trees.
00:19:17 ...Will also include
00:19:21 The foundation's steering
00:19:25 ...Decided earlier this week
00:19:35 ''Ale: I’m gone to the beach.
00:19:38 Do your study and look after grandma, ''
00:19:42 ''PS: Beatriz called to
00:19:46 Fuck!
00:19:49 Fucking dogs!
00:19:53 In an effort to help small
00:19:56 buy new equipment.
00:20:00 Union leaders met with
00:21:23 I'm coming!
00:21:30 Grandma, did you
00:21:48 - Ale.
00:21:51 - I knew you were home.
00:21:54 - Put on a record.
00:21:57 - "Manson."
00:22:03 - I went out with my cousin yesterday.
00:22:07 Good.
00:22:09 We drank beer.
00:22:11 You can't drink
00:22:13 Because of the pills.
00:22:15 How much did you drink?
00:22:18 One bottle.
00:22:23 I gave him pills and
00:22:26 - Who?
00:22:29 We bought
00:22:32 - Yeah?
00:22:33 - How much?
00:22:36 - You stole it.
00:22:38 And it was a
00:22:40 and my cousin would sing..."fly
00:22:44 What?
00:22:46 - What happened, Gerardito?
00:22:50 What happened?
00:22:51 Have you seen
00:22:54 I know your dog.
00:22:57 We don't know.
00:22:59 Remember what happened
00:23:03 - You remember?
00:23:05 - Did you like that?
00:23:06 - Did you like that? No.
00:23:08 - What do we have to do then?
00:23:11 - What do we have to do?
00:23:14 - We should go look for him, right?
00:23:17 Let's go.
00:23:20 Kiss grandma.
00:23:24 So, what are you
00:23:26 - We'll go look for Ulyses.
00:23:29 What happened to your forehead?
00:23:31 Nothing. I fell.
00:23:41 The lady downstairs
00:23:44 Yeah.
00:23:47 Thanks.
00:23:51 How's it going, grandma?
00:24:01 You really love this shit.
00:24:25 Son, open the door.
00:24:32 Open the door, Javier!
00:24:53 What were you doing?
00:24:55 Having lunch with "Alfonso".
00:24:57 You said you wouldn't
00:25:00 I named him Alfonso
00:25:05 You're eating dog food again, Javi?
00:25:13 This is "the ideal supplement
00:25:20 And it tastes good.
00:25:24 - Try it.
00:25:26 - Try it...
00:25:34 We need to talk.
00:25:37 We are talking.
00:25:41 I'm not in love
00:25:44 I just don't feel the same
00:25:47 I felt the other times.
00:25:51 - And what do you feel?
00:25:53 No, the other times.
00:25:55 I don't know. You know...
00:25:57 - No, I don't.
00:25:59 Give me a metaphor.
00:26:04 Let me see... A roller coaster.
00:26:07 They closed
00:26:09 They reopened it,
00:26:13 Let's say you are on the
00:26:15 You know how
00:26:18 Like floating.
00:26:20 - No, I never "floated".
00:26:25 It's not like that, but
00:26:30 So, what do you feel
00:26:34 I really care about you.
00:26:35 But it's not what
00:26:37 I do have feelings,
00:26:42 - Kind of a Mary go Round.
00:26:48 - Kiss me.
00:26:53 - C'mon... Kiss me.
00:26:54 You smell like dog.
00:26:57 Ok, I'll brush my teeth.
00:27:35 And you, Javi?
00:27:38 - Right now?
00:27:40 Dog smell.
00:28:05 CLOSED DUE TO DEATH
00:28:09 Fuck!
00:28:17 "MY NAME IS ULYSES
00:28:23 Two hundred...
00:28:27 Ready. 200 copies, kid.
00:28:30 Hey, kid!
00:28:40 - Hey, Pitufo. All neat?
00:28:42 What was Gerardito doing?
00:28:44 Leche's neighbor?
00:28:48 - What happened to Sandia?
00:28:51 There's a sign
00:28:55 No, he went to
00:28:57 He has another sign:
00:28:58 "Sorry. We are experimenting
00:28:59 That's when he's
00:29:00 taking a dump.
00:29:02 Really?
00:29:05 Is he going
00:29:07 No. Wait around.
00:29:08 Do you know this?
00:29:10 The Guinness Book
00:29:11 I've got the book, the magazine...
00:29:14 We'll be the first
00:29:17 Who?
00:29:19 Kiwi and I.
00:29:21 "lo sono, tu sei, lui e"...
00:29:25 lo sono, tu sei...
00:29:28 ...lui...
00:29:30 es...
00:29:32 "E".
00:29:34 lo sono. Tu sei. Lui...
00:29:36 Luis...
00:29:40 e...
00:29:44 - What's the record?
00:29:47 But we'll beat it.
00:29:50 And that's just the beginning.
00:29:54 of talk shows "Hola Susana"...
00:29:57 and "Sofovich"
00:30:00 Then "Don Francisco"
00:30:03 And then doors will open.
00:30:05 And finally the Guinness book.
00:30:07 Awesome...
00:30:08 Let me see... I want to see
00:30:13 Your Uncle Alfonso?
00:30:14 Yes, he was a genius.
00:30:17 Really.
00:30:18 Actually 149... He
00:30:21 But the last egg did him.
00:30:25 He choked on it.
00:30:26 With all due respect, Seba.
00:30:29 Fuck you, Pitufo.
00:30:53 Hello, Beatriz? Uhh...
00:30:58 No... Uhh... Beatrice?
00:31:13 Beatrice.
00:31:15 Beatrice, tutto bene?
00:31:18 Leche here...
00:31:20 I was thinking about...
00:31:21 My mom told me...
00:31:30 Grandma, only half of that one.
00:31:39 Beatrice... Ok, c'mon...
00:31:44 Shit.
00:31:48 Beatrice... uh...
00:31:52 +Hello.
00:31:57 Hey, Javi, what's up?
00:31:59 Hamster.
00:32:01 - Oops. I'll call you later.
00:32:05 Who was that?
00:32:07 Nobody. Some chick.
00:32:12 I can't find...
00:32:17 my bra.
00:32:20 Look under the bed.
00:32:24 It isn't.
00:32:26 Check if the remote
00:32:31 How long has it been
00:32:34 3, 4 days, I don't know.
00:32:41 Cut it out, Javi.
00:32:48 - Take "Alfonso".
00:32:52 He likes you.
00:32:56 I'm out of here.
00:33:08 Is Sandia coming
00:33:10 Hang on.
00:33:14 How's Leche doing?
00:33:16 - El Leche?
00:33:18 He's obsessed with
00:33:20 He has a crush
00:33:24 His teacher?
00:33:26 His private tutor.
00:33:29 Huh.
00:33:32 - Hello.
00:33:34 Ready to go on T. V?
00:33:37 Sure.
00:33:40 Hey, today's Saturday,
00:33:42 Are you crazy?
00:33:43 Didn't you know?
00:33:45 He's been suspended
00:33:47 Yeah, suspended...
00:33:48 But check this out.
00:34:02 At the tone, the time will be...
00:34:06 Thanks.
00:34:22 Essere verb.
00:34:26 Mother fucking verb...
00:34:28 "lo sono... tu sei... lui e..."
00:34:33 ...io sono... tu sei... lui "se"...
00:34:38 "e"...
00:34:41 "e"...
00:34:44 tu sei, lui e...
00:34:46 - Are you keeping count?
00:34:51 What was the record?
00:34:52 15,953. Hold on,
00:34:55 Uh... Sure.
00:34:57 Hold on... look... I'm
00:35:00 Bye, dude.
00:35:04 - Look, here's an Uruguayan.
00:35:29 I care about you, Javier.
00:35:31 If I tell your dad...
00:35:33 you were in the
00:35:35 he'll kick your ass.
00:35:38 - Just fire him, dad.
00:35:41 I've thought about
00:35:44 but your dad would kill you.
00:35:47 But I'm a good guy.
00:35:50 You know I'm your friend.
00:35:52 - Your friend. You listen?
00:35:55 Pull over here.
00:35:58 Joselo and I
00:36:06 Lui e...
00:36:14 "Distinguishedetti since 1892 at
00:36:21 Parisetti, Genevetti,
00:36:25 All bullshitte, et cetera, and
00:36:38 Look...
00:36:39 What are you doing here?
00:36:42 Fire him, dad.
00:36:45 He's not a bad kid,
00:36:49 Too much muscle and
00:36:53 let's talk about work.
00:36:55 Drive around
00:36:57 playing the pasta
00:37:00 Nice commercial,
00:37:03 Around 10...
00:37:05 you take the car
00:37:09 And you pick it up
00:37:13 6:00 am, is that clear?
00:37:15 You'll go to the town
00:37:19 I have a gig there,
00:37:21 a commercial
00:37:24 Ok?
00:37:25 Wait a moment!
00:37:28 And don't let
00:37:31 or I'll tell your dad.
00:37:35 And don't go out tonight.
00:37:40 Go to bed early.
00:37:43 Concentrate. Like a
00:37:49 Bye, see you tomorrow.
00:39:25 Shit.
00:39:36 "lo sono,
00:39:39 tu sei, lui e."
00:39:42 Lui e, lui e, lui e...
00:39:49 Hey dude...
00:39:51 Is there a video store
00:39:52 - A video store?
00:39:54 - Must be Sandia's...
00:39:56 - Two blocks this way...
00:39:59 Hey...
00:40:02 Yup.
00:40:03 Do you remember me?
00:40:06 Two blocks, and then?
00:40:08 Right away.
00:40:09 A sharp left...
00:40:11 Didn't you work as
00:40:12 Yup, but they fired me.
00:40:14 - How come?
00:40:16 Two blocks
00:40:18 Voices?
00:40:22 Voices...
00:40:26 in my head, get it?
00:40:30 You're standing there.
00:40:34 8 hours a day.
00:40:35 You can't talk,
00:40:37 you can't move...
00:40:39 You can't do anything. So...
00:40:42 - I don't know.
00:40:44 - I don't know.
00:40:47 You think a lot.
00:40:51 And then your head starts
00:40:55 - Really?
00:40:57 You think a lot.
00:40:59 And one day the voices start.
00:41:02 Blah, blah on one side,
00:41:07 I don't believe you.
00:41:08 That's tough.
00:41:13 And then... Simon came.
00:41:16 A voice.
00:41:19 - A Sergeant?
00:41:22 Simon says:
00:41:25 Dance!
00:41:27 Simon says:
00:41:28 Dance!
00:41:29 But you...
00:41:32 can't move, you're
00:41:37 Like a statue.
00:41:39 And then all
00:41:42 Thousands of them
00:41:45 And the wiser ones
00:41:50 Stupid cop.
00:41:56 And then Simon kicks in.
00:41:59 Simon says: Hit the
00:42:04 - Did you kick them?
00:42:09 And a royal guard scream
00:42:15 And the little boy
00:42:20 His father wants
00:42:22 - Really?
00:42:26 Alright, Gepetto.
00:42:31 Bye.
00:42:33 What?
00:42:35 What did you say?
00:42:36 - What?
00:42:38 - Did you call me?
00:42:40 - Did you say something?
00:42:43 See you, dude.
00:43:12 +Hello?
00:43:15 Yes, who's this?
00:43:17 Alejandro,
00:43:19 Alejandrito!
00:43:22 - How are you?
00:43:25 +Did you want to talk
00:43:28 Yes, is Beatriy in?
00:43:30 No, you just missed her.
00:43:34 But she said
00:43:36 - Would you know where she went to?
00:43:39 But they had broken up...
00:43:42 Tell me about your grandma.
00:43:44 So vital,
00:43:47 I always think of her.
00:43:50 What a charming
00:43:54 We used to get together for tea...
00:43:57 - I brought your stuff.
00:44:14 Look everybody,
00:44:16 You just left It there...
00:44:23 Oh, poor thing. You're
00:44:27 It doesn't play dead, doesn't
00:44:30 You are a pain.
00:44:49 Hey, that tape is mine.
00:44:52 Uh?
00:44:54 - That's my tape.
00:44:57 You gave it to me.
00:44:59 I gave you back your things,
00:45:20 - That tape is mine.
00:45:23 - That's my tape.
00:45:26 You gave it to me.
00:45:29 Get out of here, kid.
00:45:34 Get out of here!
00:45:37 Don't bother me.
00:45:43 Fuck!
00:45:45 Hey, sir, this kid here
00:45:48 I knew you were
00:46:00 Did you order
00:46:02 Yeah, but that
00:46:04 I got a hot dog
00:46:06 Sorry. I'm new
00:46:08 and don't know
00:46:10 That piyya must be
00:46:13 Sorry, I had no idea.
00:46:15 It's 36 pesos.
00:46:16 - 36?
00:46:20 Here, keep the change.
00:46:22 Thanks, man.
00:46:27 What did you say?
00:46:28 - What did you just say?
00:46:30 - What did you just say?
00:46:31 Who did you call
00:46:32 I said nothing!
00:46:33 You calling me a fucking cop,
00:46:36 Come here,
00:46:53 What's up, grandma?
00:46:57 Dear housewife, do you know where
00:47:00 Of course, at ''Your Majesty''.
00:47:04 ...a guarantee of flavor
00:47:07 ''Your Majesty'' pasta factory,
00:47:18 Dear housewife, do you know where
00:47:22 Of course, at ''Your Majesty''.
00:47:27 ...a guarantee of flavor
00:47:29 ...''Your Majesty'' pasta factory,
00:47:35 Fucking piyya-man.
00:47:37 Look at this piyya,
00:47:39 Take it easy, Sandia.
00:47:42 Forget about it.
00:47:45 Did you know there's only one
00:47:49 I had no idea.
00:47:51 The guy clapped his
00:47:54 Non-stopping.
00:47:58 And what was
00:48:05 I'm going inside...
00:48:07 Ciao.
00:48:12 Go for it, Kiwi.
00:48:23 Do you know what
00:48:25 People don't realize that sex
00:48:27 This kid was telling
00:48:31 about this Freud thing.
00:48:35 It's all about fucking.
00:48:39 That's what people have
00:48:41 People are crazy.
00:48:43 You think so?
00:48:45 That's why porn
00:48:48 That's real life.
00:48:52 fiction flicks
00:48:55 That's why I watch porn.
00:48:58 Porn movies
00:49:01 They show things
00:49:04 They call things
00:49:07 even when it hurts.
00:49:10 I know what
00:49:14 I've been there.
00:49:16 Do you know
00:49:19 Do you know how hard
00:49:27 Everything, I did everything.
00:49:36 Hey, Sandia,
00:49:39 I've never seen a porn flick.
00:49:43 Get a comedy, Seba.
00:49:45 Yeah, but I don't feel
00:49:51 I'd like a porn one.
00:49:53 Get one with the Trinity guy.
00:49:57 Everybody takes it.
00:49:59 You'll enjoy it.
00:50:01 Yeah, but I don't know...
00:50:02 Trinity, the one
00:50:05 Yeah, but I don't really
00:50:07 I'd like...
00:50:08 But this isn't
00:50:10 - No?
00:50:11 it's an adventure movie.
00:50:16 How about something
00:50:20 - There's no "kind of porn"
00:50:25 Do you want it with
00:50:29 I don't know...
00:50:33 Look here.
00:50:37 There's good stuff here.
00:50:39 First class.
00:50:42 Yeah, cool.
00:50:45 Here's a Swedish one.
00:50:47 The Swedish are good, right?
00:50:50 This one is French.
00:50:54 The French are
00:50:56 What do I know?
00:50:58 But I won't understand
00:51:01 What's there to understand?
00:51:03 I don't know...
00:51:04 There's nothing to "understand."
00:51:05 There's nothing to "understand."
00:51:07 - Really?
00:51:13 Which one do you want?
00:51:19 the Swedish or the French?
00:51:21 Uh... the Trinity one.
00:51:23 The one with
00:51:27 - It's out.
00:51:30 It's out.
00:51:34 No, no. Don't
00:51:36 Don't touch the catalog.
00:51:37 Okay, then, give me
00:51:49 Javi... have you thought
00:51:52 Then you thought about Maria.
00:51:56 ...a guarantee of suffering
00:51:58 Keep playing games with Maria,
00:52:12 Beatrice...
00:52:14 Hello.
00:52:16 No, I already have cable TV.
00:52:27 Guess who.
00:52:28 Guess who.
00:52:30 I don't know.
00:52:31 - Guess who.
00:52:33 It's me, stupid, Rulo.
00:52:34 The Rulo, dude.
00:52:37 Aren't you Marmota?
00:52:39 No, I'm his brother.
00:52:41 Marmota Jr.?
00:52:43 Marmota Jr.!
00:52:45 I haven't seen
00:52:47 Marmota in five years.
00:52:49 I have been
00:52:51 Sure...
00:52:52 In prison, idiot!
00:52:54 You've grown up.
00:52:56 In the United States, studying.
00:52:59 Big time crook
00:53:02 Marmota Jr.!
00:53:03 - Here
00:53:05 What's up?
00:53:07 - Okay, see you.
00:53:09 Home.
00:53:10 - I give you a ride. Come.
00:53:12 Marmota Jr., c'mon.
00:53:14 No, it's just two
00:53:15 You are Rulo's friend.
00:53:18 C'mon, Marmota Jr. Hold this,
00:53:21 Marmota Jr.,
00:53:23 You go straight here...
00:53:25 Hey, Marmota Jr.
00:53:27 You know what
00:53:29 We're going to get
00:53:30 - But I was going home.
00:53:35 I told you, I already
00:53:58 Bo, dumb ass,
00:54:00 I told you, I tripped
00:54:03 Respect, my ass!
00:54:08 And if Beatrice'd call you?
00:54:11 I'll call her. She's not home
00:54:14 What do you care?
00:54:15 Wasn't I too
00:54:18 I'm not toasting.
00:54:21 Don't cheers. Drop here.
00:54:33 Where's Seba?
00:54:39 Smoke, Fede, smoke!
00:54:42 Marmota smokes pot and has a porn
00:54:47 Look at that!
00:54:48 Oh man.
00:54:51 Get it? I touch here, I get the Italian
00:54:57 Your cable TV "system" sucks.
00:55:00 Uh? It's cable TV
00:55:05 It sucks.
00:55:08 Wow, hamster boy here,
00:55:10 who is about to say
00:55:12 says cable TV sucks.
00:55:15 Let me tell you, cable TV
00:55:18 Than anything else.
00:55:19 Guaranteed entertainment 24/7,
00:55:22 356 days a year.
00:55:25 365, idiot.
00:55:28 Hamster.
00:55:31 - Right there. What did you touch?
00:55:33 - What did you touch?
00:55:35 Now it's gone.
00:55:37 You'll be the antenna, I'll tell
00:55:42 There's Moe, eh?
00:55:44 - There's Moe.
00:55:45 There's Moe.
00:55:46 Moe hits Curly in the head...
00:55:48 with a hammer.
00:55:50 Curly turns around and hits Larry
00:55:53 Larry is in pain.
00:55:55 Now Larry tries
00:56:01 Yo, antenna man, stand still.
00:56:03 Shit.
00:56:04 What can we do?
00:56:11 Shouldn't you be working?
00:56:14 Yup.
00:56:16 So?
00:56:18 So what?
00:56:21 Give me a break.
00:56:26 Grandma,
00:56:27 Grandma.
00:56:36 They'll fire your ass.
00:56:39 Uh?
00:56:42 Hector is going
00:56:45 You just mind your exam.
00:56:46 I have everything
00:56:49 Of course, at ''Your Majesty''.
00:56:54 ''Your Majesty'' pasta factory...
00:56:59 Dear housewife: Do you know where
00:57:03 Of course, at ''Your Majesty''.
00:57:08 a guarantee of flavor...
00:57:14 - Door bell.
00:57:21 I can't.
00:57:25 C'mon, get the door.
00:57:28 Hey, it's your house.
00:57:31 I cleaned your carpet
00:57:33 You drop the ashtray,
00:57:36 Yeah, but it was your house.
00:57:48 Two out of three.
00:57:50 You lose.
00:57:51 C'mon, two out of three.
00:57:54 Go.
00:57:55 Three out of five.
00:57:58 C'mon.
00:57:59 You're sick.
00:58:00 C'mon, you chicken,
00:58:02 That's the way it is...
00:58:04 In tennis it's three
00:58:06 Three out of five.
00:58:09 You're so lame.
00:58:12 Oops, where do you
00:58:27 Who was it?
00:58:30 Who was it?
00:58:34 No one, I told you.
00:58:37 Some asshole playing
00:58:46 Last stop Marmota!
00:58:51 Get something to eat.
00:58:52 Ciao, Marmota.
00:59:02 Change that.
00:59:03 Change that.
00:59:04 This is great.
00:59:06 Change that, schmuck.
00:59:20 Look! Leave that on.
00:59:24 Right there.
00:59:25 Yes, yes, yes.
00:59:27 - Who's that?
00:59:31 What was his
00:59:33 He's doing a "Lose
00:59:35 It was something
00:59:37 It wasn't Pictorino.
00:59:39 Hey "ChiPs",
00:59:41 What was his name?
00:59:48 No, no. Now you
00:59:52 Hey, asshole, can't you go
00:59:55 It's four steps
01:00:04 Hey Seba,
01:00:06 what was the name of the
01:00:10 Arnold.
01:00:12 No, stupid.
01:00:14 Remember ChiPs?
01:00:15 I remember Arnold.
01:00:35 - Should we light this?
01:00:38 - Is Seba still in the can?
01:00:40 What did he take?
01:00:43 More so than my grandma.
01:00:46 Yeah. She's kind
01:00:50 Hey, all neat?
01:00:52 - How did you get in?
01:00:55 You won't guess what
01:00:59 You found uncle
01:01:01 No, silly, this was
01:01:03 You were raped by
01:01:06 I won't tell you if
01:01:08 - No, we're not.
01:01:18 I came here earlier but
01:01:20 so I said, "I'll go up to the
01:01:23 until Leche comes"...
01:01:25 Guess who was
01:01:26 Your neighbor,
01:01:29 Gerardito is not slow,
01:01:31 Are you friends with Leche?
01:01:34 Like brothers.
01:01:35 Me too.
01:01:37 The kid was weird.
01:01:41 and then he goes,
01:01:43 What's in there?
01:01:44 Nothing, just the rooftop.
01:01:46 I've never been to the rooftop.
01:01:48 And guess who
01:01:51 - Gerardito's karma.
01:01:55 Ulyses!
01:01:56 Uh? What was Ulysses
01:01:58 Something to do with Gerardito's
01:02:01 Uh?
01:02:02 I don't know, but the
01:02:04 And I mean so,
01:02:06 I had to give him
01:02:09 to get him out of it.
01:02:10 Smoke.
01:02:12 You gave Gerardito pot?
01:02:14 Hey, he really liked it...
01:02:17 He got really stoned.
01:02:19 He smoked like this...
01:02:21 How can you give Gerardito pot,
01:02:23 Hey, he was really happy!
01:02:25 He freed himself. He let all...
01:02:29 his energy out, you know.
01:02:31 He was totally happy.
01:02:33 He was so high he was flying.
01:02:36 It really hit him.
01:02:39 But then he... like,
01:02:41 He got stuck.
01:02:43 Stuck?
01:02:45 Yeah, I don't know, like,
01:02:47 What do you mean
01:02:50 What happened?
01:02:52 He was shaking,
01:02:55 I don't know.
01:02:56 That's a seizure, you asshole.
01:02:59 Exactly.
01:03:01 His mom said
01:03:03 What? You took
01:03:06 What was I supposed to do,
01:03:09 He's a human being, man.
01:03:11 Let his mother
01:03:13 But don't say anything
01:03:15 or she'll kill me.
01:03:16 They should lock you up.
01:03:19 That's a very bad vibe, dude.
01:03:23 See you later Leche.
01:03:30 How could he give
01:03:42 Seba, your legs.
01:03:47 Was I in the can
01:03:51 Hey, dumb, what
01:03:54 I don't know,
01:03:57 but it hit you ten
01:04:00 They called it
01:04:03 Wouldn't it be
01:04:06 And how did the
01:04:08 How did it hit me?
01:04:18 I don't know,
01:04:22 Yes, stay there.
01:04:26 Oops, it's 9:00 pm.
01:04:29 Wait up, I'll go with
01:04:32 Why don't you call
01:04:34 The phone is broken.
01:04:36 Really, how come?
01:04:38 How come?
01:04:40 You were so high you
01:04:43 And tried to strangle his
01:04:46 Get out of here.
01:04:48 Wait, you stay and
01:04:50 She can't be
01:04:53 No, please man. She
01:04:55 If she makes weird
01:04:58 And there's tits on channel 15.
01:05:03 Man, Leche, if she dies I
01:05:09 Yo, this is a commercial.
01:05:11 Your problem.
01:05:15 - Hi, Barragan.
01:05:24 - Are you going to be long?
01:06:09 USE INSTRUCTIONS
01:06:33 +Hello.
01:06:35 +Leche! ''come vai? ''
01:06:38 - You say, "bene" right?
01:06:41 I tried to call you.
01:06:43 Yes, my grandma
01:06:46 Poor thing.
01:06:47 Know What?
01:06:49 Good.
01:06:50 Look, I’m sorry about
01:06:52 ...I had to help Lalo
01:06:55 I’ve been kind of busy.
01:06:57 I thought you and Lalo
01:07:00 Yeah, kind of. I don't know.
01:07:03 You know, I think you should
01:07:05 Yeah, maybe... I don't know...
01:07:07 how are you coming...
01:07:09 with the exam prep?
01:07:11 - Well, "cosi, cosi."
01:07:14 Remember I can't give
01:07:17 Did my mom give you the list
01:07:20 Yeah.
01:07:21 She's very cool, your mom.
01:07:22 Yeah, she is.
01:07:24 She wants to hook
01:07:26 +Can you imagine?
01:07:29 Alright, Leche.
01:07:32 - Are you going out?
01:07:35 I think I’ll go to "Magenta"
01:07:37 +You are going to study, right?
01:07:39 - You know, I got cable TV.
01:07:44 - And there's an Italian channel.
01:07:48 - Channel 41.
01:07:50 - They speak Italian all the time.
01:07:52 So I thought, instead
01:07:54 maybe you would
01:07:56 and we could
01:07:58 And you?
01:07:59 Yeah, Leche, you know,
01:08:03 you can write them down and then
01:08:05 Oops, the door bell. Gotta go.
01:08:08 Bye, sweetie.
01:08:52 - Where is the car?
01:08:59 - Did you call her?
01:09:04 And?
01:09:07 You know...
01:09:09 I was better playing
01:09:12 Space Invaders?
01:09:14 I had it on my Atari.
01:09:17 What? Did you
01:09:19 Javi, did they give
01:09:22 An Atari? No.
01:09:27 An Atari? No.
01:09:37 Eight ball.
01:09:38 Fuck.
01:09:46 What are you doing, pervert?
01:09:49 Are you stupid?
01:09:51 It's okay, man.
01:09:53 Okay my ass, stupid.
01:09:58 She's asleep, Leche.
01:10:03 You don't understand,
01:10:07 Seba...
01:10:09 You really beat your Uncle
01:10:13 Shut up, idiot.
01:10:19 So now you're into...
01:10:22 touching your privates
01:10:25 Fuck off.
01:10:27 You always liked her, huh?
01:10:31 Feet off the table, kids.
01:10:36 Let's go. It's late.
01:10:59 Seba, let's go to "Magenta".
01:11:04 Is Magenta any good?
01:11:06 You have
01:11:08 Magenta?
01:11:10 Hey, hold it, dude. That's
01:11:14 Hold it!
01:11:15 "All you need is love..."
01:11:21 Not in this life.
01:11:23 - C'mon, Beatriy is going.
01:11:25 And she's bringing
01:11:28 Really?
01:11:30 Are they hot?
01:11:32 Hot enough for the
01:11:34 Leche, have you
01:11:37 that while you were watching
01:11:41 - Who was it?
01:11:47 - Where are you going, man?
01:11:54 - "Beatrice."
01:11:57 And what's with you?
01:12:09 Beatrice...
01:12:11 lo sono... tu sei...
01:12:20 Beatrice...
01:12:23 Lui "e".
01:12:26 - Grayie.
01:12:40 - Five days?
01:12:43 - What was he applauding?
01:12:47 Good.
01:12:55 Hey kids,
01:12:57 What are you?
01:12:58 Now this is grand!
01:13:00 Fede! How are you doing?
01:13:02 Remember him? He was
01:13:05 He's Rulo's friend.
01:13:07 You remember?
01:13:08 How are you kids doing?
01:13:09 I'm Chopo. You know, like "Pocho"
01:13:13 This is Menchaca.
01:13:15 All neat?
01:13:17 All neat.
01:13:18 What happened to
01:13:20 - Nothing, I fell.
01:13:22 You know, I was
01:13:25 - Very nice.
01:13:27 - Show him the jacket.
01:13:29 Give it to me.
01:13:30 - You want to try it on?
01:13:33 You know how
01:13:37 I want to show Menchaca
01:13:42 Menchaca, am I
01:13:44 Cut it out, let's go
01:13:46 You're right.
01:13:49 Menchaca was telling me
01:13:50 You get my drill?
01:13:53 Very good stuff.
01:13:56 Would you want to invest,
01:14:01 No, I had enough
01:14:03 You had enough?
01:14:06 This guy, he's the king
01:14:08 and he's backing up
01:14:13 Sorry, but...
01:14:14 Excuse me,
01:14:15 I'm talking to Fede...
01:14:17 "Seba", I'm Seba.
01:14:18 - 200 pesos is a lot.
01:14:20 200 is nothing for
01:14:23 Yeah, but no, thanks.
01:14:25 You don't understand
01:14:27 You give me 200 pesos and I'll
01:14:29 right, Menchaca?
01:14:30 Look at Menchaca.
01:14:32 Should we give them?
01:14:36 100, 150... 200 pesos.
01:14:40 Beautiful.
01:14:42 You stick with me
01:14:45 We're friends,
01:14:48 You're friends with Rulo,
01:14:50 We won't fuck you over.
01:14:51 Stick with us, we're going
01:14:54 This stuff is,
01:14:56 is very good stuff.
01:14:58 It's a good stuff.
01:15:01 I'm not talking
01:15:03 right, Menchaca?
01:15:04 Gotta go now.
01:15:08 uh... two minutes.
01:15:09 - Hey, the... the jacket.
01:15:12 - What?
01:15:13 You don't have to touch.
01:15:14 - What do you want?
01:15:16 Let me explain something here...
01:15:20 Let's say... Menchaca,
01:15:22 Chopo, jacket, chicks.
01:15:24 Are you getting my drill?
01:15:27 We go to the neighborhood wearing
01:15:29 Oh, Menchaca, Chopo.
01:15:32 Let me show off
01:15:34 You know, I'm kind of cold.
01:15:38 "I'm kind of cold," huh?
01:15:42 Okay, if you're friends
01:15:45 we're family.
01:15:48 We'll see you
01:15:50 See you.
01:15:53 Are they friends of yours?
01:15:56 I don't know.
01:15:57 Tell me...
01:15:59 are they friends
01:16:00 Yeah, I think they're
01:16:03 There goes our money.
01:16:05 Trust them.
01:16:07 And they're friends
01:16:09 Fuck off, dude.
01:16:12 They won't come back.
01:16:18 Let me have a puff,
01:16:20 Ask Javi.
01:16:22 Are you upset?
01:16:25 - Fuck you, "Fede".
01:16:27 You're the one
01:16:29 I did?
01:16:31 and you said "yes".
01:16:33 What did you expect, with those...
01:16:36 two faces standing there.
01:16:39 What's so fucking funny?
01:16:42 We just lost our money.
01:16:45 No problem, Leche
01:16:48 Sure.
01:16:49 We spent our money
01:16:51 Go fuck yourselves...
01:16:54 - The money!
01:16:56 My fucking money!
01:17:00 C'mon, dumb ass!
01:17:03 Fucking kids!
01:17:07 You fucking
01:17:30 Could I just go in to see
01:17:32 It's 100 pesos.
01:17:36 Just one second.
01:17:38 Sure. 100 pesos and
01:17:43 - "Thanks", dude.
01:18:09 - Who did it?
01:18:12 Hey!
01:18:14 I didn't do anything!
01:18:19 Stop, he's a
01:18:21 - Leave him alone!
01:18:24 He's a student of mine!
01:18:28 Beatrice...
01:18:29 You piece of shit!
01:19:26 That's my tape.
01:19:33 Don't be upset, Lalo. It's
01:19:36 He has no money.
01:19:39 I just asked him not to
01:19:41 - You heard that, man?
01:19:43 - Are you sure?
01:19:46 Ok, I didn't hear him.
01:19:49 Leche, you schmuck,
01:19:52 why where you
01:19:53 I didn't do it, Beatriy. I swear.
01:19:56 Shouldn't you be studying?
01:20:27 No.
01:20:33 - How's Alfonso?
01:20:36 He choked on that shitty
01:20:42 Oh well,
01:20:47 ciao.
01:21:14 Are you sure?
01:21:15 Yeah, I feel like walking.
01:21:17 - Are you really sure?
01:21:19 Let him go, Beatriy.
01:21:20 Well... Bye.
01:21:24 Hey, Leche!
01:21:28 You dropped
01:21:30 there in the floor.
01:21:34 Good luck on Monday.
01:21:38 Uh...
01:21:48 lo sono, tu sei, lui e...
01:24:46 You're fired!
01:26:38 Where's Seba?
01:26:41 Wasn't he with you?
01:26:42 Marmota Jr.
01:26:45 Please, stop here!
01:26:58 - Five days?
01:27:01 - Five days?
01:27:05 What was he applauding?
01:27:09 I don't know...
01:27:14 Maybe that it wasn't Sunday.
01:27:34 Fucking dogs!