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00:01:08 JOE: I don't know whether you've ever
00:01:13 Doctors sometimes draw maps
00:01:17 and your own map can become
00:01:21 but catch them trying to draw
00:01:25 which is not only confused,
00:01:31 There are zigzag lines on it,
00:01:37 and these are probably roads
00:01:41 for the Neverland is always
00:01:47 WOMAN: You idiot! What the hell
00:01:50 No, it's okay. It's fine.
00:01:52 Get off the beach, you stupid moron!
00:01:54 What's your problem?
00:01:56 What do you think you're doing,
00:01:58 (LAUGHING) Take it easy. Relax.
00:02:01 You're insane! Get that child off there!
00:02:06 - Right on!
00:02:14 (ARTIE GIGGLING)
00:02:17 - Do you want to get wet?
00:02:21 JOE: You do. You love it.
00:02:26 (ARTIE YELLING IN DELIGHT)
00:02:44 Get off the windscreen,
00:02:48 (ARTIE MIMICKING GUNFIRE)
00:03:30 (WHOOPING)
00:03:45 JOE: I wouldn't be the first to say
00:03:47 that must be traveled
00:03:51 When Artie's mother was alive,
00:03:55 The house was just
00:03:59 Everywhere you turned,
00:04:01 in the smell of freshly-picked
00:04:03 (ARTIE WHOOPING)
00:04:05 The tomatoes from the garden,
00:04:08 (ARTIE LAUGHING)
00:04:10 We miss that now. We do miss that.
00:04:14 Stop washing your face?
00:04:17 KA TY: (READIN G) "...for Neverland
00:04:20 "with astonishing splashes of color
00:04:23 "and coral reefs
00:04:27 Do you want to try reading
00:04:28 - Where, Mum?
00:04:31 "You could say of them
00:04:35 "that they have each other's noises..."
00:04:40 - Nose.
00:04:45 (CHILDREN YELLING)
00:04:48 - That looks good, Mum.
00:04:51 (CAR HORN HONKING)
00:04:52 - TOM: Katy, he's here.
00:04:56 Daddy!
00:05:01 - Hello, stranger.
00:05:04 - ARTIE: Daddy!
00:05:08 - Welcome home, mate.
00:05:10 - Good copy.
00:05:12 - How was the old country?
00:05:15 Strawberries with lashings
00:05:18 - Hi.
00:05:21 - Hiya, Barbara.
00:05:22 You shouldn't have gone
00:05:24 As if.
00:05:26 - That got my name on it, Tom?
00:05:29 DIGB Y: All right, kids, let's have
00:05:32 ARTIE: On your markies,
00:05:34 - Go!
00:05:36 - when you're done.
00:05:38 JOE: And so we lived
00:05:40 POODLE: Come on, now.
00:05:43 Now, you know that's not true,
00:05:45 Is this okay?
00:05:48 - You look great.
00:05:51 - But what?
00:05:53 - You don't like it?
00:05:57 Just what?
00:05:58 Well, it's a little black number.
00:06:00 What does that mean?
00:06:02 - I like this one.
00:06:04 Are you saying
00:06:05 - No.
00:06:08 All right. I'll tell you I love the dress,
00:06:11 that you know
00:06:15 Just tell me what you think of the dress.
00:06:16 I love that dress. That dress is fantastic.
00:06:21 Thank you. At last.
00:06:25 MAN: It was very good. Very...
00:06:28 Just picture it.
00:06:29 - I just find it does capture it...
00:06:33 But, you know,
00:06:35 Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. Hi.
00:06:37 Hi. How are you? How are you?
00:06:41 Thank you. Nice to meet you.
00:06:43 - What was that?
00:06:44 You just saved me
00:06:48 (KATY CHUCKLES)
00:06:58 My God, you're beautiful.
00:07:02 In a slightly spooky kind of way.
00:07:04 (GASPING)
00:07:05 (GROANS)
00:07:06 Katy?
00:07:14 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
00:07:17 These will be safer with you.
00:07:46 I'm so sorry.
00:07:50 Don't be silly.
00:07:57 - She'll be fine. I know she'll be fine.
00:08:01 Well, I know
00:08:02 - What, you know she's immortal?
00:08:05 Digby, she's sicker than shit.
00:08:09 The cancer has rooted in her bowel
00:08:10 and grown through her body
00:08:12 She's got two tumors in her intestine,
00:08:15 which means
00:08:17 You don't have a clue
00:08:23 I'm so sorry.
00:08:26 (WATER RUNNING)
00:08:31 (SHALLOW BREATHING)
00:09:02 JOE: (SOFTLY) It's okay, sweetheart.
00:09:17 (ARTIE HUMMING)
00:09:26 Hey.
00:09:29 (HUMMING)
00:09:32 You know how Mummy's been getting
00:09:35 because she's been so ill?
00:09:40 We think that soon, she's going to go
00:09:47 A sleep so deep that we don't think
00:09:57 We think she's going to die.
00:10:01 When?
00:10:04 Soon.
00:10:07 Will Mummy die by dinner time?
00:10:11 I don't know.
00:10:14 Will she die by bedtime?
00:10:19 I don't know, sweetheart.
00:10:24 Okay.
00:10:39 (CABLE WHIRRING)
00:10:41 (ARTIE WHOOPING)
00:10:48 JOE: Katy?
00:10:57 Katy?
00:10:59 I'm making Artie's lunch.
00:11:05 It's the middle of the night.
00:11:10 What?
00:11:12 Artie's in bed, sweetheart. He's asleep.
00:11:20 Oh, no.
00:11:23 It's okay.
00:11:25 (BREATHING DEEPLY)
00:12:04 Did Mummy die last night?
00:12:13 Artie...
00:12:16 See? See? I told you. I told you.
00:12:19 What did you tell me?
00:12:21 I told you Mummy would die last night.
00:12:24 (EX CLAIMS)
00:12:30 Oh, my baby. My baby.
00:12:36 My baby. My baby.
00:12:41 (BARBARA SOBBING)
00:12:43 (MO URNFUL S ON G PLA YIN G)
00:13:30 FLICK: (ON PHONE) If you want to
00:13:33 please speak after the tone.
00:13:35 Flick, it's Joe.
00:13:38 Listen, could you call me
00:13:40 HARRY: Dad?
00:13:42 - Harry?
00:13:45 I thought you'd be away at school.
00:13:49 Are you okay?
00:13:56 Katy passed away
00:14:04 I'm so sorry.
00:14:09 Could you tell your mother for me?
00:14:11 Of course.
00:14:19 Harry, can I call you back?
00:14:24 - Are you going to be okay?
00:14:30 I love you.
00:14:32 I love you, too. I miss you, Daddy.
00:14:42 (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
00:15:13 - Daddy?
00:15:16 I want to die.
00:15:20 Do you?
00:15:23 - Why?
00:15:32 Don't worry, Daddy.
00:15:38 Thanks.
00:15:41 - Take care.
00:15:47 (IMITATING PLANE ENGINE)
00:15:49 Come on, Artie,
00:15:53 - Artie...
00:15:56 Let him run around if he wants.
00:15:59 Do you really need that?
00:16:02 Well, at least you should try
00:16:04 I can't do this.
00:16:40 Oh, God.
00:16:50 (SOBBING)
00:18:19 What's that you're drawing?
00:18:21 It's a man taking Mummy away
00:18:30 Dada! Guess what?
00:18:35 Hey.
00:18:39 You want to go
00:18:40 - Why?
00:18:43 - just you and me.
00:18:45 I don't know, a road trip.
00:18:47 - What will we do?
00:18:49 - Go to Splash Planet.
00:18:58 - Is this a good idea?
00:19:07 Thanks for taking him.
00:19:09 - Where will you go?
00:19:13 Running away is never the answer, Joe.
00:19:16 Look, he sees me as someone
00:19:19 bringing presents.
00:19:22 We need to spend some time together.
00:19:24 - And afterwards?
00:19:26 Well, when you need to work,
00:19:29 - Not if you don't want to, no.
00:19:32 Bea, I left my other boy
00:19:36 I need to know how to talk to him.
00:19:38 I need to know how to comfort him
00:19:40 Look, this isn't about a week
00:19:41 I mean, this is not about sweets
00:19:45 This is about structure and routine
00:19:49 I'm his father. It's my decision.
00:19:51 - I think you're making a big mistake.
00:19:58 Give Nana a kiss.
00:20:02 - Bye, Nana.
00:20:05 Bye.
00:20:07 (ALL THE WILD HORSES PLAYING)
00:20:16 (SIN GIN G) All the wild horses
00:20:25 All the wild horses
00:20:34 Tethered with tears in their eyes
00:20:45 May no man's touch ever tame
00:20:52 May no man's reigns ever chain you
00:21:00 And may no man's weight...
00:21:02 ARTIE: Can we get a car like that?
00:21:04 - JOE: A convertible?
00:21:06 JOE: Why?
00:21:08 So Mummy can see me in the car
00:21:15 Can we?
00:21:31 Hey. What are you doing? Stop it.
00:21:37 Artie. Stop it.
00:21:39 (SEAT RATTLING)
00:21:41 Artie. Stop it!
00:21:48 What is it? What's the matter?
00:21:53 Talk to me, sweetheart. What is it?
00:22:04 We'll go to the shop, okay?
00:22:07 We'll go to the shop
00:22:09 Yeah? Does that sound good?
00:22:14 Are you going to come in
00:22:26 I don't want orange juice.
00:22:29 What are you talking about?
00:22:30 (SHOUTING) I said
00:22:34 Artie... Artie, it's all right.
00:22:39 You're hungry. Just eat some crisps.
00:22:40 (YELLING)
00:22:43 Oh, for God's sake.
00:22:54 What can you do?
00:22:57 Pick him up. He's upset. Comfort him.
00:23:01 - Give him a cuddle.
00:23:03 - Rubbish.
00:23:05 You don't cuddle people
00:23:07 - You're vile.
00:23:12 I couldn't leave him like that.
00:23:15 The trouble is, it's not me he wants.
00:23:36 I'm sorry, sweetheart.
00:23:39 That's all right.
00:23:57 (WATER SPLASHING)
00:23:58 What are you up to in there?
00:24:00 (RATTLING)
00:24:02 Artie?
00:24:04 (ARTIE SCREAMS)
00:24:08 (ARTIE GIGGLING)
00:24:09 Can I do it again, Daddy?
00:24:10 - Oh, my God.
00:24:15 Please, can I? Can I?
00:24:20 Yes.
00:24:23 Here goes!
00:24:26 Again! Again!
00:24:27 Hang on. Hang on.
00:24:30 (LAUGHING)
00:24:32 Big splash coming up!
00:24:47 (CHA TTERIN G ON TV)
00:24:52 Artie?
00:25:03 Sweetheart...
00:25:51 I'm the king of the rock!
00:26:04 DIGB Y: Welcome back, travelers.
00:26:08 BO Y: I think it's a chocolate...
00:26:09 - Here you go, mate.
00:26:12 GIRL: What's the second number?
00:26:14 MIRIAM: Eat up, Daniel. Come on.
00:26:17 - He won't eat, Mummy.
00:26:19 - Thanks, Miriam.
00:26:23 - Come on, bubby. Oh!
00:26:25 Excuse, darling.
00:26:26 It's our little feeding ritual.
00:26:29 There's some water in there.
00:26:32 Where's Daddy? Where is he?
00:26:35 Where's Daddy? Look! Open up.
00:26:41 Good boy. Good boy.
00:26:44 Oh! Look, Danny! What's Daddy doing?
00:26:47 (JOE LAUGHING)
00:26:49 POODLE: Good boy.
00:26:52 One more spoonful. Good boy.
00:26:54 GIRL: I've only got two pairs. I'm here.
00:26:57 - BO Y: How many have you got, Jason?
00:26:59 POODLE: (READING) "They didn't live
00:27:02 It looks like he's doing okay,
00:27:07 Yeah, but what chance
00:27:11 - He's got you.
00:27:15 Shouldn't the State intervene
00:27:17 and make sure a woman looks
00:27:20 Well, don't look at me.
00:27:22 I mean, I've got to do tricks on
00:27:26 What do I know?
00:27:30 Artie, come on. I can't be late.
00:27:35 Artie.
00:27:39 - Great. Let's go.
00:27:42 - I know. Why not?
00:27:46 Well, look on the line.
00:27:49 - Can I have a Mars bar?
00:28:08 All we need now is
00:28:10 straight into the washing machine
00:28:20 - Artie, eat your toast.
00:28:23 - What?
00:28:26 It's fine. Just eat it, okay?
00:28:29 You know what happens
00:28:31 (SIGHS)
00:28:36 This is my kangaroo, Nibbles,
00:28:41 and we keep him at home.
00:28:45 Mr. Warr,
00:28:47 Sorry?
00:28:48 In the hall after school
00:28:51 BO Y: And he eats kangaroo pellets,
00:28:55 and we sometimes give him treats.
00:28:58 And Nibbles sleeps in a pouch.
00:29:00 LAURA: We're talking about
00:29:01 - Sit down here.
00:29:03 they don't need a pouch.
00:29:05 LAURA: Can he borrow your kitty?
00:29:07 And this one's still in a heated pouch.
00:29:13 All right. What about you, Lucy?
00:29:17 Well, I learned to swim,
00:29:19 and she teached me
00:29:26 All right. Your turn, Johnnie.
00:29:29 This is my fish, and I like it
00:29:32 because it's looking at me right now,
00:29:36 and all my other fishes died.
00:29:39 (EX CLAIMS IN CONCERN)
00:29:42 Do you want to say
00:29:46 Cat food looks better than it tastes.
00:29:49 (CHILDREN LAUGHING)
00:29:56 All right, who's next?
00:30:06 - It's all there.
00:30:08 It should be self-explanatory.
00:30:10 TIM: Good morning,
00:30:12 We might as well start with sport.
00:30:19 - No rush.
00:30:21 No, no. Not you. Joe.
00:30:25 Yeah, we're...
00:30:26 We're leading with
00:30:30 the Aussie touring party to India,
00:30:35 who were well
00:30:38 by the Rajasthan Academy XI.
00:30:41 - Good to have you back.
00:30:43 TIM: Okay, what's next?
00:30:52 (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
00:30:59 Hi. Joe Warr. Sorry I'm late.
00:31:02 And thanks for sorting him out
00:31:04 I promise you he doesn't eat cat food.
00:31:07 Well, not at home, anyway.
00:31:12 (SIGHS)
00:31:14 So, how do you think he's doing?
00:31:17 I know it's only his first day back,
00:31:22 - I'm...
00:31:24 I suppose. You know, there are
00:31:27 and charts his mother's progress
00:31:36 At some point every day,
00:31:39 Sinks to the floor and just lies there.
00:31:42 Half an hour later, he gets up
00:31:47 He has some very weird moods,
00:31:50 You do actually know
00:31:54 Hmm?
00:31:55 - I'm Lucy's mum. She's in Artie's class.
00:32:00 I'm actually just waiting
00:32:02 - But this morning, you were...
00:32:05 - Of course you were.
00:32:08 It's been a good term
00:32:11 Is that Miss West?
00:32:13 Mmm-hmm.
00:32:15 She's a different person altogether.
00:32:17 (WHISPERING) I know. Spooky, isn't it?
00:32:23 Right.
00:32:25 Well, I'll just join the queue, then.
00:32:35 Thank you very much.
00:32:41 ARTIE: They're scribbling.
00:32:46 Hey.
00:32:47 - Are you sure you're not a teacher?
00:32:52 So, how did it go?
00:32:53 He seems to be doing
00:32:59 (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
00:33:01 You know,
00:33:05 like, if you ever want me
00:33:07 - Really?
00:33:10 Three mouths are as easy to feed
00:33:15 - I'm in the buzz book.
00:33:17 Here, give me your phone.
00:33:27 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
00:33:29 There we are.
00:33:40 (HORN HONKS)
00:33:41 - Hey! What are you doing?
00:33:44 You must never do that!
00:33:57 Come on, Artie. I said I'm sorry.
00:34:04 - KA TY: He's hungry.
00:34:08 KA TY: It's a bit pathetic, isn't it,
00:34:13 How long are you planning on
00:34:16 - I don't have any plans.
00:34:22 Why don't you ask for help?
00:34:26 We aren't meant to do these things
00:34:30 He's got no one to go to
00:34:35 That's true. That is definitely true.
00:34:48 Hey, cheeky bum,
00:34:51 Come on.
00:34:55 - Now, you see that puddle?
00:34:59 - You drive, okay?
00:35:01 - Are you ready?
00:35:02 - Now, don't miss.
00:35:04 Let's go!
00:35:05 On your markies,
00:35:10 (SCREAMING)
00:35:16 Again! Again!
00:35:22 (JOE LAUGHING)
00:35:25 JOE: Now, you don't need to
00:35:27 about biology or fluid mechanics
00:35:29 to deduce that Michael Fred Phelps III
00:35:35 He just looks so racy.
00:35:38 If you ran your hands
00:35:41 and, let's face it,
00:35:43 his skin would feel
00:35:47 With his flipper feet and paddle hands,
00:35:52 he must surely be the result
00:35:53 of some devilish American experiment
00:36:12 (DOORBELL RINGING)
00:36:15 - Oh, hi. How was Sydney?
00:36:18 - Hey, look who's here.
00:36:19 Give us a cuddle.
00:36:23 He's been great. Haven't you?
00:36:25 He's eaten really well,
00:36:29 Oh! That's where he was.
00:36:32 Look, and he did these pictures
00:36:38 ARTIE: I'll show you a trick.
00:36:41 - Thanks, Laura. I really appreciate it.
00:36:48 (CHILDREN GIGGLING)
00:36:57 - Can I go and live at Laura's?
00:37:01 Can I go and live at Laura's?
00:37:05 I'll come back and visit you
00:37:07 but I'll live at Laura's and Lucy's.
00:37:15 You want to go and live there, do you?
00:37:22 Fine, but if you're going to go,
00:37:26 So pack your bag
00:37:32 Daddy, are you all right? Daddy?
00:37:47 (ARTIE CRYING)
00:38:05 JOE: So, what do you want to do?
00:38:07 ARTIE: (MUFFLED)
00:38:09 - What?
00:38:15 I want you to stay here.
00:38:27 It'll get better. I promise.
00:38:34 (EX CLAIMS MOCKINGLY)
00:38:36 (SQUEALS)
00:38:37 (JOE GROWLING)
00:38:52 (JOE EX CLAIMS)
00:38:54 (BIC YCLE BELL RINGS)
00:38:57 JOE: (READIN G) "Mrs. Darling first
00:39:00 "when she was tidying up
00:39:04 (ARTIE YELLING IN DELIGHT)
00:39:10 "It is the nightly custom
00:39:12 "after her children are asleep
00:39:16 "and put things straight
00:39:18 "repacking into their proper places
00:39:21 "the many articles
00:39:31 - Don't stop.
00:39:36 "If you could keep awake,
00:39:41 FLICK: (ON PHONE) Harry's been
00:39:43 He hasn't seen you
00:39:45 - JOE: I know.
00:39:47 - A boy his age needs his father.
00:39:52 I've spoken to the head.
00:39:55 You pay them enough.
00:40:00 Sorry, of course it's too much to ask.
00:40:02 - I'll tell him you're too busy.
00:40:04 (LINE DISCONNECTS)
00:40:06 Christ.
00:40:08 (PHONE DIALIN G)
00:40:14 - Flick?
00:40:16 Look, I'm sorry. Listen, he can come
00:40:21 - Thank you.
00:40:23 - I'll organize everything.
00:40:26 Okay.
00:40:31 - How much taller will he be than me?
00:40:37 - How much older is he?
00:40:41 - So, about eight inches?
00:40:45 - Will he like me?
00:40:50 - I've got nibbles.
00:40:54 I've got nibbles.
00:40:56 What? Are you worried
00:40:58 I've got nibbles. I've got nibbles.
00:41:02 I've got nibbles, I've got nibbles,
00:41:05 - There he is.
00:41:08 Come on, put your T-shirt on.
00:41:15 - Hey. How are you?
00:41:20 So, this is your little brother.
00:41:23 Hi, Artie.
00:41:27 - How was the flight?
00:41:33 Well, let's get your bag.
00:41:37 - How's your mum?
00:41:39 - School?
00:41:42 Wow!
00:41:43 - It's boiling.
00:41:46 It's not proper summer here until
00:41:53 So, here we are.
00:42:00 (ARTIE YELLING)
00:42:05 It didn't look like this
00:42:10 Your room is down here.
00:42:12 (FLY BUZZING)
00:42:20 ARTIE: Hands up if you like sheep
00:42:27 Hands up if you like dog fart.
00:42:32 One of his own compositions,
00:42:38 - Are you tired? Do you want to rest?
00:42:43 Do you want to get changed,
00:42:46 Later on.
00:42:49 ARTIE: Hands up if you like
00:42:50 I'll make some lunch.
00:42:52 Hands up if you like cow pee.
00:42:57 Hands up if you like me!
00:43:00 (BIRD SQUAWKING)
00:43:02 I run a pretty loose ship.
00:43:03 Basically, I've found
00:43:05 the more crimes are created.
00:43:07 So, fewer rules. Fewer but bigger rules.
00:43:11 - No interrupting adults...
00:43:15 - Very good. No swearing.
00:43:18 - I don't like it.
00:43:20 It's the mark of a limited vocabulary
00:43:23 which is why
00:43:26 If it's a sign of a small vocabulary,
00:43:28 then how come
00:43:31 Bloody, bleeding, buggery,
00:43:36 - mother...
00:43:37 as little lying and stealing as possible,
00:43:40 no fighting, except for fun,
00:43:44 HARRY: Oh!
00:43:45 As far as possible, be polite.
00:43:47 Now, screaming insanely,
00:43:49 running round the house
00:43:51 throwing water bombs at the windows,
00:43:56 Artie! In fact, really,
00:43:59 and that is you've got to do as I tell you.
00:44:01 It's just that I'm not going to tell you
00:44:04 The aim is something we like to call
00:44:08 Okay.
00:44:11 Shit!
00:44:14 It's not funny.
00:44:20 - Hey, are you okay?
00:44:24 It's quite a shock, isn't it?
00:44:27 but it's a great place
00:44:29 Yeah? Well...
00:44:33 "It has more things that will kill you
00:44:35 "Out of the world's 10 most poisonous
00:44:41 You'll be all right.
00:44:49 (BIRDS SQUAWKING LOUDLY)
00:44:59 (SNIFFS)
00:45:15 ARTIE: No!
00:45:17 (JOE GRUNTS)
00:45:19 JOE: No!
00:45:22 (JOE GRUNTS)
00:45:23 (ARTIE SHRIEKS)
00:45:25 ARTIE: No!
00:45:26 (JOE GRUNTING)
00:45:29 - Do you submit? Do you submit?
00:45:34 (BOTH YELLING)
00:45:36 (CHANTING) Geronimo!
00:45:41 - I'm the king of the bed!
00:45:44 - Yeah! Yeah!
00:45:46 Hey, you don't get away that easy,
00:45:49 - Yeah!
00:46:01 (UPBEA T MUSIC PLA YIN G)
00:46:03 (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
00:46:14 Nice one.
00:46:16 Oh, my God. You've got to be kidding.
00:46:20 Good, eh?
00:46:22 (SCREAMS)
00:46:23 - That is so high.
00:46:25 - But if the wire breaks...
00:46:27 The wire's fine.
00:46:29 I'm trying not to think
00:46:31 - But, seriously, if he let go...
00:46:36 - HARRY: Nice one.
00:46:39 I think you rather enjoy
00:46:42 What gives you that idea?
00:46:48 - Only four weeks out of date.
00:46:50 Here, here. Take this.
00:46:55 LAURA: Sweetie, can you go
00:46:57 - LUC Y: Shall I put them here?
00:46:59 - Hi. I'm Laura. Hi.
00:47:02 - Arthur's grandmother.
00:47:05 - Is this one yours?
00:47:09 - She's very pretty.
00:47:13 - Artie.
00:47:16 - Hi, Nana.
00:47:19 Thank you, Nana.
00:47:21 (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
00:47:23 Hey. Glad you could come.
00:47:26 He'll put someone's eye out with that.
00:47:28 The thing is,
00:47:31 for anyone aspiring to be an overlord.
00:47:34 - I would have done this for you.
00:47:38 Well, if they eat this lot,
00:47:40 - Tea?
00:47:53 Where is Harry?
00:47:59 Why has he come here now,
00:48:01 JOE: What do you mean?
00:48:02 Perhaps your ex-wife thinks
00:48:05 Thank you.
00:48:11 I remember
00:48:15 We invited the whole class,
00:48:18 They ran riot.
00:48:26 I still see her, in the street or...
00:48:32 And not like in a dream.
00:48:36 - Actually there.
00:48:48 LAURA: Everyone run around.
00:48:53 CHILD: Three million!
00:48:55 We'll be here for weeks.
00:48:58 Get ready. I'm counting to 100.
00:49:00 One, two, three, four, five...
00:49:06 (S OFT ROCK MUSIC PLA YIN G)
00:49:09 (CHATTERING)
00:49:25 ...99, 100!
00:49:28 Coming, ready or not.
00:49:33 Come on, little children.
00:49:36 because I love to play
00:49:39 and give them lots of lovely pressies.
00:49:41 For God's sake. You're going
00:49:45 Aha!
00:49:46 I think I see one of the little darlings.
00:49:50 (JOE GROWLS)
00:49:51 (LUC Y SCREAMS)
00:49:52 (LAURA LAUGHS)
00:49:53 - JOE: Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
00:49:55 - You can't catch me. No, no.
00:49:59 (BO Y SHRIEKS)
00:50:02 Boys, boys, look what you made me do.
00:50:06 You made me angry.
00:50:11 (BO YS SCREAMING)
00:50:12 ARTIE: (SINGSONG) Come
00:50:18 I'm right here.
00:50:20 I think I know that little voice.
00:50:23 Gotcha!
00:50:24 (SHRIEKING)
00:50:30 (BOTH GIGGLING)
00:50:31 Happy birthday, birthday boy.
00:50:36 (ALL LAUGHING)
00:50:49 "Just say yes"?
00:50:51 It has the power to change
00:50:54 - Really?
00:50:58 - It's not just an easy way out?
00:51:04 Our kids ask us to do a whole range of
00:51:08 We don't even think about it.
00:51:12 Artie says,
00:51:15 I say, "No. I have to go
00:51:18 And you don't worry
00:51:20 No. It's what he needs.
00:51:23 You're a brave man.
00:51:26 - Thanks for everything.
00:51:56 (GUITAR PLAYING SOFTLY)
00:52:01 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:52:14 Yeah?
00:52:16 What was that you were playing?
00:52:19 Just something I made up.
00:52:20 - It sounded good.
00:52:27 Do you and your mum
00:52:30 Sometimes.
00:52:34 I did love your mother very much,
00:52:40 Then why did you leave?
00:52:45 Married couples of my mother
00:52:48 stayed together
00:52:50 We divorced for the same reason.
00:52:52 Are you saying you divorced
00:52:56 I thought it was because you got
00:53:00 Well, there was that, too.
00:53:06 We had some dreadful fights,
00:53:11 I was no match for your mother
00:53:18 It can't have been all bad. You had me.
00:53:23 No, of course not.
00:53:29 Listen, there's something
00:53:33 Look, if you're imagining that
00:53:34 your mother and I would
00:53:37 Jesus, Dad.
00:53:39 Her boyfriend's just moved in,
00:53:43 - Really? When?
00:53:47 - How's that for you?
00:53:54 What's he like?
00:53:58 He's nice.
00:54:03 Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks
00:54:08 You were great.
00:54:46 (HARRY CHATTERING)
00:54:47 It's a huge goal. It's a wonder-strike.
00:54:51 - ARTIE: Don't want to play soccer.
00:54:56 JOE: Funny thing, isn't it? The minute
00:55:01 is the moment it all starts to fall apart.
00:55:13 HARRY: There it is!
00:55:17 For God's sake.
00:55:21 Guys, guys, can you put your
00:55:26 Jeez! Do I have to do everything
00:55:29 - Daddy, can I have some Coke?
00:55:32 Can I have some Coke now?
00:55:34 Can I teach you some manners, Arthur?
00:55:36 - N-O. Mind your own business.
00:55:39 Put some bloody clothes on,
00:55:41 - Why?
00:55:43 - Laura's bringing Lucy round.
00:55:45 I'm not angry.
00:55:49 - Hey, welcome.
00:55:52 ARTIE: Hey, guess what.
00:55:54 - What?
00:55:55 - And fly.
00:55:59 LUC Y: Can I come and see them?
00:56:02 - Drink? One glass? Family red.
00:56:05 - I should get back.
00:56:09 - Leave those.
00:56:11 Absolutely. I've discovered
00:56:16 which not only stores the dishes,
00:56:19 Really?
00:56:22 The housework has come
00:56:25 even though I watched so much of it
00:56:28 The cooking, the cleaning,
00:56:32 hoovering the carpets
00:56:33 How did you meet Katy?
00:56:37 I interviewed her.
00:56:40 She was an equestrian.
00:56:45 I met her at some horse trials
00:56:48 She was with the Aussie team.
00:56:51 I made her pregnant,
00:56:55 I followed.
00:56:58 What was she like?
00:57:00 Uniquely endowed
00:57:05 sex appeal, energy,
00:57:12 and, as it turned out, cancer.
00:57:25 (INAUDIBLE)
00:57:35 And then one day Lucy asked me,
00:57:40 - And what did you say?
00:57:42 "Dope is a special name
00:57:44 - What is his name?
00:57:46 Brie? Like the runny cheese?
00:57:48 I haven't heard that one before.
00:57:56 So, how are things since the divorce?
00:57:58 Fine. He was a terrible husband
00:58:01 but okay dad,
00:58:06 So, what is it you want?
00:58:09 Something I can't have.
00:58:14 I mean, I've got plenty of people
00:58:18 I've just got no one
00:58:23 (DOOR CREAKING)
00:58:28 Hi.
00:58:37 We'd better be going, I think.
00:58:46 - I never want to see Lucy ever again.
00:58:50 She spoils every game,
00:58:51 and she's always supposed to be
00:58:54 I thought you wanted to go
00:58:56 I don't anymore.
00:58:58 Well, Laura's my friend. I'm not going
00:59:00 We'll see about that.
00:59:03 (DOOR SLAMS)
00:59:04 He's not upset because of Lucy.
00:59:08 He had you all to himself,
00:59:12 - and now Laura.
00:59:15 She's a friend. Can I not have friends?
00:59:18 God, Dad, anyone can see
00:59:26 Don't be so bloody precocious.
00:59:31 (DOOR SHUTS)
00:59:35 (SIGHS)
00:59:57 - You wanted a word?
00:59:59 I see you've assigned coverage
01:00:02 Yeah, yeah,
01:00:04 I want you there.
01:00:06 I've done it for the last four years.
01:00:08 Look, I cut you a lot of slack
01:00:11 you know,
01:00:14 - Three months, Joe.
01:00:18 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
01:00:21 Artie. Hey, cut that out.
01:00:24 Sorry, he's a bit under the weather.
01:00:27 I want you there, Joe,
01:00:29 I need my top sports writer covering
01:00:32 Otherwise, you're not
01:00:39 Come on.
01:01:16 I have checked all the airlines.
01:01:17 There's absolutely no seats
01:01:21 Well, maybe I could drive.
01:01:24 Ditto hotels. Everything's booked.
01:01:29 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
01:01:34 BARBARA: So, those are done.
01:01:42 FOREMAN: Yeah, sure.
01:01:47 Excuse me.
01:01:50 - Is everything okay?
01:01:55 Busy. We've got the winemakers here.
01:01:58 Listen, I'm in a bit of a jam.
01:02:00 I was wondering if you might be able
01:02:02 - with Harry and Artie.
01:02:05 Next week. I have to go away
01:02:08 - This coming week?
01:02:10 Shouldn't you have
01:02:13 Well, I've been trying to take them
01:02:16 Why don't you ask that girl
01:02:18 - What girl?
01:02:20 She looked perfectly at home to me.
01:02:22 One minute, Flick wants me back.
01:02:25 - Well, aren't you?
01:02:28 Look, we're really stretched here, Joe.
01:02:32 Well, is there any chance
01:02:35 Well, I don't know.
01:02:37 You know what? Forget it.
01:02:39 No, I'm not saying I won't take them.
01:02:40 - It's fine. Forget it.
01:02:44 Oh, please. Come on, Joe.
01:02:51 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
01:03:07 Artie, shoes, come on.
01:03:12 - Hey. Listen, I...
01:03:20 (TOILET FLUSHING)
01:03:32 JOE: Artie?
01:03:38 Defrosting. There's a dinosaur
01:03:47 Hog heaven becomes hog hell.
01:03:49 Think of the Seven Dwarfs
01:03:56 Does Harry never do
01:03:58 Not as such. Artie, hurry up.
01:04:02 "Oh, please don't do that," he said,
01:04:05 - You've got them on the wrong feet.
01:04:08 Change them round, eat your breakfast
01:04:10 Oh, God. I have to change my shoes,
01:04:14 I have to go to the loo.
01:04:16 Jesus. I'm turning into my mother.
01:04:21 What did you want to ask me?
01:04:26 What are your plans for next week?
01:04:28 - Why? What have you got in mind?
01:04:36 - Where?
01:04:39 You want me to have your kids for you?
01:04:41 - The thought had crossed my mind.
01:04:45 - Great, so you're free.
01:04:47 What makes you think
01:04:50 What makes you think
01:04:53 having non-stop sex with my lover?
01:04:56 Are you?
01:04:59 We seem to have skipped a couple of
01:05:03 We haven't even been on a date, and
01:05:08 The Seven Dwarfs before
01:05:11 - Just a joke.
01:05:14 All just excuses for laziness
01:05:19 You drink too much
01:05:23 Artie, Lucy, we're leaving now.
01:05:26 Bye, Dad.
01:05:29 See you.
01:05:33 (ROCK MUSIC PLA YIN G)
01:05:54 So, as far as the outside world
01:05:56 I'm in Melbourne, so I don't want
01:05:59 Okay.
01:06:00 And I'm going to need some help
01:06:03 Okay.
01:06:19 (CROWD CHEERIN G ON TV)
01:06:23 JOE: In Melbourne today,
01:06:25 was comprehensively out-yelped
01:06:28 by her sister Serena.
01:06:29 She ramped up the volume
01:06:33 bellows and bleats
01:06:43 For me, sitting in the Rod Laver Arena
01:06:46 with the sun having long since set,
01:06:48 TIM: (ON PHONE) Keep it up, Joe.
01:06:49 I'm glad you saw sense
01:06:50 For a minute, I thought
01:07:02 ARTIE: 30-40.
01:07:09 HARRY: Can you grab the ketchup?
01:07:18 That's so good.
01:07:36 (PHONE RINGING)
01:07:40 Don't answer it.
01:07:45 ARTIE: Hello?
01:07:47 - (WHISPERING) I said don't answer it.
01:07:52 - Hey.
01:07:53 I thought you should know,
01:07:55 has tickets for the men's final.
01:07:57 - You'd better get your arse over there.
01:08:02 (WO MAN ON TV S CREAMIN G)
01:08:14 - Have you taken the rubbish out?
01:08:20 Harry, you rarely get asked to do
01:08:22 but when you do, I want you to do them.
01:08:23 Why can't it wait till morning?
01:08:26 - Forget it. I'll do it myself.
01:08:30 Here, I'll do it,
01:08:33 Just leave it. I've got it. Christ!
01:08:37 - Where do you think you're going?
01:08:40 Could you come back here
01:08:44 And take that stupid bloody hat off.
01:08:47 (CRYING)
01:08:51 Oh, Jesus. Don't start crying.
01:08:54 You're such a bullying shit!
01:08:56 Brilliant. Terrific. Well done.
01:09:00 (CROCKERY SHATTERING)
01:09:02 - You're a bullying shit!
01:09:30 (BROKEN CROCKERY SCRAPING)
01:09:45 I'm really sorry.
01:09:49 Someone said something about chores
01:09:55 I've been a bit stressed about work.
01:10:02 I'm sorry.
01:10:20 You have to go, Dad.
01:10:25 - I'll look after Artie.
01:10:28 It's just a couple of nights. I can do it.
01:10:31 - No. Harry...
01:10:35 I promise.
01:10:40 Remember, don't answer the door
01:10:42 You've got all the relevant numbers.
01:10:44 - all the time.
01:10:46 Yeah, but call me
01:10:47 We'll be fine.
01:10:50 Okay.
01:10:51 (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
01:10:53 - Bye, then.
01:10:55 - Look after him.
01:10:57 Go, Daddy.
01:11:09 - Thanks.
01:11:26 JOE: (ON PHONE)
01:11:27 Everything's great.
01:11:29 We're just having dinner,
01:11:31 - Good.
01:11:34 Make sure you lock up properly.
01:11:36 I will.
01:11:37 - Okay. I'll call you in the morning.
01:11:42 ANNO UNCER: From the United States
01:11:45 (CROWD CHEERING)
01:11:47 Hey, Joe.
01:11:49 Hello, stranger.
01:11:51 I only get wheeled out
01:11:53 - Oh, yeah.
01:11:55 long legs or big breasts.
01:11:58 I suppose you could make a decision
01:11:59 based on the relative strengths
01:12:03 Breasts, isn't it? Got to be.
01:12:08 (CROWD CHEERING)
01:12:13 (PLAYING GUITAR SOFTLY)
01:12:24 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
01:12:28 (BOTH LAUGHING)
01:12:49 JOE: (ON PHONE)
01:12:51 HARRY: We're just down the beach
01:12:53 So, let me say goodbye to Artie.
01:12:57 ARTIE: Hello?
01:12:58 See you later, alligator.
01:13:00 Don't forget your toilet paper.
01:13:01 - Don't be too late. Night.
01:13:03 (ROCK MUSIC PLA YIN G)
01:13:10 Shouldn't you be in bed?
01:13:12 My dad's away.
01:13:25 You want to hear my favorite joke?
01:13:27 Why? Do I look like
01:13:29 Maybe.
01:13:37 - You okay?
01:13:41 If you want.
01:13:48 There we go.
01:13:50 What you got there?
01:13:52 (UPBEA T MUSIC PLA YIN G)
01:13:54 (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
01:13:56 MAN: So, what are you saying?
01:13:59 Hey, beautiful. Excuse me.
01:14:04 Do you know why you should
01:14:10 Because they're mine.
01:14:11 (MEN LAUGHING)
01:14:14 And they say
01:14:18 - What's your problem?
01:14:21 - Who asked you anyway?
01:14:24 (ALL GASP)
01:14:28 It's all right. I'm sorry.
01:14:30 "The boys on the island vary,
01:14:33 "according as they get killed
01:14:36 (THUD)
01:14:39 Don't stop.
01:14:43 (THUD)
01:14:50 - What is it?
01:14:54 (KIDS CHATTERING)
01:15:00 BO Y: Hey, let us in! Harry!
01:15:03 Oh, God. I think
01:15:07 - Does it hurt?
01:15:09 Aw.
01:15:11 - I don't even know your name.
01:15:14 - (MUFFLED) Hey, Mia. I'm Joe.
01:15:22 (LO UD ROCK MUSIC PLA YIN G)
01:15:25 BO Y: Beer in the fridge.
01:15:29 (ALL SHOUTING)
01:15:31 Hey, guys, I've found the booze.
01:15:37 I don't like them being here.
01:15:40 I'm going to try and do that.
01:15:41 - Call Daddy. Call the police.
01:15:44 Go down to my room and shut the door.
01:15:47 Hey, don't want you calling Daddy.
01:15:49 Hey, I need...
01:15:58 Did you look on the floor
01:16:01 Okay. Thanks. No, there's no sign of it.
01:16:03 Shit. My whole bloody life's
01:16:11 (GLASS SHATTERING)
01:16:17 (PHONE RIN GIN G)
01:16:24 JOE: Come on.
01:16:32 MAN: (ON PHONE) Reception.
01:16:33 Yeah, are there any messages for me?
01:16:36 No, nothing, sir.
01:16:38 No. Thank you.
01:16:40 I'll just get you to sign that one for me.
01:16:42 - Thank you.
01:16:44 So, are you here for the men's final,
01:16:48 Joe? Joe!
01:16:53 Airport, please.
01:16:56 Oh, my God.
01:17:02 Artie? Harry?
01:17:05 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING)
01:17:12 (ON ANSWERIN G MACHINE) Joe,
01:17:14 JOE: Barbara, what's going on?
01:17:16 - Where have you been?
01:17:18 - What have you done to your face?
01:17:19 Are they all right?
01:17:21 I don't think
01:17:22 I mean, where were you last night?
01:17:24 - Where's Harry? I need to speak to him.
01:17:26 - Where is he?
01:17:28 - What are you talking about?
01:17:30 He wanted to go back to England.
01:17:31 What do you mean,
01:17:32 Well, he had a return ticket
01:17:34 I had a long talk with his mother,
01:17:37 I mean, what the hell were you doing
01:17:40 Whatever possessed you?
01:17:41 Goodness knows what would have
01:17:43 Those kids from the beach
01:17:46 I had to turn them out,
01:17:51 Can you fetch Artie for me, please?
01:17:52 No. I think
01:17:54 - Fetch him, please.
01:17:57 - and I could have called child welfare.
01:17:59 - Do you think they'd let you keep him...
01:18:01 - No! Get out of that house!
01:18:03 No, not in front of the boy! No!
01:18:05 - Come on, we're going. We're going.
01:18:08 - You're not fit to be his father...
01:18:11 You can't replace your daughter
01:18:24 - Did you hurt yourself?
01:18:33 - You all right?
01:18:38 Pretty big one by the looks of it.
01:18:42 Your boy got off all right.
01:18:45 - How was he?
01:18:47 He said to tell you
01:18:53 Thanks for sorting things out
01:18:55 It was Tigerwoman.
01:19:04 - Nana was very upset.
01:19:10 We all do.
01:19:24 Oh, no.
01:19:28 ARTIE: Harry left his bear.
01:19:32 - Is this bothering you, Daddy?
01:19:36 Is this bothering you, Daddy?
01:19:39 (PHONE RIN GIN G)
01:19:40 - FLICK: Hello?
01:19:44 - You are unbelievable.
01:19:47 - He doesn't want to talk to you, Joe.
01:19:50 (LINE DIS CONNEC TS)
01:19:56 Artie, bedtime. Artie?
01:20:12 Artie?
01:20:24 I miss him, too.
01:20:29 (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
01:20:32 LAURA: Yeah, sure.
01:20:35 Okay. Look after her,
01:20:37 - just make sure it's in the week, okay?
01:20:41 Come on, Lucy. Let's go.
01:20:43 - Bye, Lucy.
01:20:46 - BREE: How was your day, sweetie?
01:20:47 That's good.
01:20:49 Hey.
01:20:50 Ouch.
01:20:52 - Is that the boyfriend?
01:20:57 - Artie tells me he's going to England.
01:21:01 - Maybe.
01:21:06 Personally, I find nothing is often best.
01:21:09 Oh, and, by the way,
01:21:12 - Sorry?
01:21:57 (BILLIARD BALLS CLACKING)
01:22:10 Artie. Can you see which one's me?
01:22:17 - The one with the football, that's me.
01:22:21 - Yes, it is.
01:22:24 Mr. Warr? I've spoken to Harry.
01:22:29 I'm really sorry.
01:22:32 This is really rather awkward.
01:22:38 - I see.
01:22:42 - Right.
01:22:44 - I have a few minutes.
01:22:49 Sweetheart?
01:23:02 (WHISTLE BLOWS)
01:23:06 Where are you going? Artie.
01:23:08 Harry! Harry!
01:23:11 - Artie, come back.
01:23:15 Harry! Harry! Harry!
01:23:24 - HARRY: What are you doing here?
01:23:26 We want you to be with us again.
01:23:28 - Look, I'm really sorry.
01:23:30 Harry.
01:23:38 (TEAM CHANTING)
01:23:48 Come on.
01:23:58 (DOOR OPENING)
01:24:04 BARMAID: Hi, lads.
01:24:05 BO Y 1: Coke and a squash, please.
01:24:06 BO Y 2: Did you boys see Jones' tackle,
01:24:08 BO Y 3: Yeah. He didn't get up
01:24:09 BO Y 2: What do you expect?
01:24:12 I wasn't going to take on the fullback.
01:24:15 You can't tell the difference
01:24:18 I'll get these.
01:24:22 We used to come in here
01:24:24 BARMAID: That's 5.50, please.
01:24:28 - Can we talk?
01:24:30 I'll see you in a sec.
01:24:36 - Where's Artie?
01:24:45 I'm really sorry about what happened.
01:24:47 I should never have left you guys alone.
01:24:52 And I'm sorry
01:24:55 I loved Australia.
01:24:58 Well, that it wasn't everything
01:25:04 I need to ask you something
01:25:07 - and I want you to listen to me.
01:25:11 I mean, really listen to me.
01:25:13 - I do.
01:25:17 Okay, well, I'm listening now.
01:25:21 Why did you leave me?
01:25:25 - When you went with Katy.
01:25:32 I fell in love with someone else.
01:25:34 No. Why did you leave me?
01:25:38 I mean,
01:25:42 I wanted you to take me with you.
01:25:47 I can honestly say
01:25:52 You were so young, I thought
01:25:58 - Didn't you miss me?
01:26:03 But, you know,
01:26:04 - I was trying to get it right.
01:26:07 - With your mother.
01:26:10 Don't be ridiculous.
01:26:12 See? You don't listen.
01:26:14 I try and tell you how I feel
01:26:20 I'm sorry.
01:26:27 - I had no idea.
01:26:30 You were playing happy families
01:26:37 - You never wanted me.
01:26:46 - I'm sorry you feel like this.
01:27:05 - ARTIE: Harry's bear.
01:27:09 No, he's with his friends.
01:27:11 But I want to give it to him!
01:27:50 Daddy, there's a car here
01:27:57 A convertible, like the one we need.
01:28:01 I must have been
01:28:04 Daddy, I'm trying to read,
01:28:10 Katy? Don't abandon us now.
01:28:15 Daddy, I'm begging you.
01:28:20 Coming, sweetheart.
01:28:26 Where's that car?
01:28:29 (VIOLIN PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)
01:28:41 Hi.
01:28:46 What are you doing here?
01:28:47 - We've been to see Harry.
01:28:52 - Not too good.
01:28:56 - Why do you do things like this?
01:28:58 Well, who just turns up at the door?
01:29:00 - Have you got a baby in your tummy?
01:29:05 - My mummy's dead.
01:29:10 - Congratulations.
01:29:14 Not a word.
01:29:15 (VIOLIN CONTINUES PLAYING)
01:29:18 Would you like
01:29:20 What have you got?
01:29:21 Why don't you come in
01:29:23 - Don't you have a lesson?
01:29:26 - Is Jason home?
01:29:42 (DOOR OPENS)
01:29:46 Thanks for seeing me.
01:29:49 You want some tea?
01:29:56 - God, I hated this school.
01:30:02 - Your name's on every board.
01:30:06 - It's pretty awful here now.
01:30:13 So, your mum's pregnant?
01:30:18 - It's going to be a girl.
01:30:21 It'll be cool to have a sister, won't it?
01:30:30 So, where do you fit in, do you think?
01:30:35 I'm not sure I do.
01:30:40 Okay, look, I'm going to take
01:30:48 but what we want, both of us,
01:30:57 Come and live with us.
01:31:01 I saw your mum yesterday.
01:31:04 and she wants what's best for you.
01:31:06 So, if you did want to come,
01:31:12 Artie and I have talked about it a lot,
01:31:17 He just adores you.
01:31:22 Obviously, it's a huge decision, so
01:31:27 I didn't feel safe there.
01:31:31 - What, the 10 most poisonous snakes?
01:31:37 You scared me.
01:31:41 That won't happen again.
01:31:46 Whatever you decide, I promise, I'll be
01:31:56 I can't, Dad...
01:31:59 I can't.
01:32:03 All my friends are here.
01:32:09 It's not fair on Mum.
01:32:17 I'm sorry.
01:32:30 ARTIE: So, when are we going?
01:32:34 When is Harry coming? Daddy?
01:32:38 He's not coming with us, sweetheart.
01:32:43 He'll come for holidays and stuff.
01:32:48 (ARTIE GRUNTING)
01:32:50 It's your fault!
01:33:07 (INDIS TINC T ANNO UNCEMEN T
01:33:35 ANNO UNCER: Please do not leave
01:33:38 Luggage left unattended
01:33:42 or destroyed or damaged
01:33:45 Artie.
01:33:56 Artie?
01:34:03 - Artie?
01:34:19 Don't you ever check your messages?
01:34:23 We don't have much time.
01:34:43 You won't lose him. I promise.
01:34:45 The saving on school fees alone is
01:34:49 Thank you for saying that.
01:34:51 Good luck with the baby.
01:34:54 (WHISTLE BLOWS)
01:35:28 JOE: So, here we are,
01:35:31 surviving in a household
01:35:36 Like a year-long experiment
01:35:39 free from earthly influences.
01:35:41 (CHUCKLES)
01:35:46 Harry, did you just wipe your face
01:35:50 Hey, wipe your face with your own dog!
01:35:53 (JOE CHUCKLING)
01:35:54 (YO U BELON G TO ME PLAYING)
01:35:56 (SIN GIN G)
01:36:01 Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
01:36:03 JOE: Given its inadequacies
01:36:08 I like it.
01:36:11 It's Home Alone,
01:36:22 BARBARA: Gosh!
01:36:24 - JOE: I'm off.
01:36:25 - I'll be back by 6:00.
01:36:27 - No, it was in. It was in.
01:36:28 - Referee?
01:36:30 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:36:35 ARTIE: Bye, Daddy.
01:36:36 You belong to me
01:36:40 I'd be so alone without you
01:36:46 Maybe you'll be lonesome too...
01:36:51 (GRUNTING)
01:36:52 Come on.
01:37:00 KA TY: I don't think
01:37:03 I agree with you about that.
01:37:06 Can't you get him to do it twice a day?
01:37:09 Once a week would be an advance.
01:37:11 I can't understand
01:37:16 Is he brushing them in secret,
01:37:21 What about his hair?
01:37:25 Well, they wash it when he gets it cut.
01:37:29 He gets it cut twice a year,
01:37:34 (ARTIE AND HARRY LAUGHING)
01:37:39 - KATY: He seems happy.
01:37:46 God, he misses you.
01:37:51 - He still remembers me?
01:37:55 Don't ever think that we'll forget you.
01:38:00 You'll always be his mother.
01:38:05 - One more thing.
01:38:08 Will you do
01:38:10 Anything.
01:38:12 Buy that convertible.
01:38:19 I will.
01:38:22 And if anyone asks, I'll tell them why.