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00:01:13	- Okay, chicas. Ready?
00:01:17	- Okay, on three.
00:01:19	- Two.
00:01:28	First day has arrived.
00:01:32	Oh, man!
00:01:34	The skirt I bought
00:01:36	I thought you were
00:01:37	No, it's Monday.
00:01:40	Joint custody.
00:01:42	Has anyone seen my turquoise shirt?
00:01:43	You left it here by mistake.
00:01:45	Do you mind if I wear?
00:01:46	- Oh, of course.
00:01:48	Turquoise thermal, tank,
00:01:51	and... stripey warmers.
00:01:54	Super cute.
00:01:55	Killer plunge... shorties,
00:01:58	and leopard kicks.
00:02:01	Plaid skirt, lame sweater.
00:02:03	Jade.
00:02:04	What?
00:02:06	Just till I get out of the house.
00:02:07	And then?
00:02:08	And then I'm gonna blow all y'all away.
00:02:17	I guess none of you wanna
00:02:20	Shoes to die for.
00:02:22	Lucky guess. Okay.
00:02:25	40 minutes, front entrance,
00:02:27	- Adios.
00:02:29	- Do svidaniya.
00:02:39	Manny, jandalel
00:02:40	jEs el primero día de la escuelal
00:02:42	You have ten seconds to get
00:02:45	Don't get your bragas in a twist.
00:02:47	Perfection takes time,
00:02:52	Enough with the hair already.
00:02:57	Looking good, chica.
00:02:58	Yasmin, you will pay for this.
00:03:02	Bubbie, Bubbie!
00:03:04	You were waiting for me?
00:03:05	Come on, ni?os. Get dressed.
00:03:08	You don't wanna be late.
00:03:11	Go comb your hair.
00:03:13	And you, you come with me.
00:03:19	Buenos diasl
00:03:21	Oh, hey.
00:03:23	I want you to go get dressed
00:03:28	Bubbie!
00:03:32	I know.
00:03:34	So, come on. Pay up.
00:03:39	Chocolate. How do you do that?
00:03:42	I'm not telling.
00:03:45	Nice doing business with you.
00:03:55	Come on!
00:03:57	- Dad.
00:04:01	What would I do without you?
00:04:05	It's probably your mom.
00:04:06	I'll get it.
00:04:08	Tell her that she's gotta take you
00:04:10	- Hi, Mom.
00:04:14	Did your dad give you breakfast?
00:04:17	I'll be ready in a minute, 'kay?
00:04:18	Okay, beautiful.
00:04:19	Oh, hey, honey,
00:04:21	he needs to take you
00:04:25	Why can't the two of you
00:04:27	I'm the kid.
00:04:29	You're supposed to be the adults.
00:04:33	By the way, the dentist is on Friday.
00:04:59	Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
00:05:01	Jade! Jade!
00:05:04	Let me look at you before you go.
00:05:07	Now, remember, Jade,
00:05:10	science club, room one, and violin.
00:05:12	Mom, you forgot something.
00:05:14	- I did?
00:05:16	And speaking of which, I gotta go.
00:05:19	Papa. Papa.
00:05:22	Hey, what's up, ladies?
00:05:24	Mom.
00:05:26	Perfect. Have fun.
00:05:29	Bye.
00:05:51	C-A-double-R-Y!
00:05:59	Where's Cloe?
00:06:06	She's here.
00:06:11	- Hi, guys.
00:06:14	Okay, it's a big school.
00:06:17	We're just freshmen.
00:06:18	What are we gonna do?
00:06:20	Blend?
00:06:21	- Own it!
00:06:26	BFFs!
00:06:31	Guys. Hello!
00:06:34	- Re-huddle!
00:06:38	I'm gonna own cheerleading.
00:06:40	I'm gonna try out for soccer.
00:06:42	Yas, you have to join chorus.
00:06:44	You know you have the most
00:06:46	Not a chance.
00:06:49	Me, "Mary Had a Little Lamb,"
00:06:53	Yeah. I think I'll own journalism instead.
00:06:56	I'm ownin' the science.
00:06:58	Okay, work the IQ, girl,
00:07:01	but please don't lose
00:07:03	Just to keep Mom and Dad off my back.
00:07:05	I'm also gonna rule home ec.
00:07:06	I'm gonna need
00:07:09	I'm gonna have the hottest clothes ever.
00:07:10	Break.
00:07:30	Wow.
00:07:31	Okay, girls.
00:07:41	Now, being president of the school
00:07:44	And it is one that I take very seriously.
00:07:46	Just sit here, Paris.
00:07:49	Hello.
00:07:51	Dylan, dude, that was a totally...
00:07:52	Avery, Quinn, please pay attention.
00:07:55	I need to become very familiar
00:07:59	Because, as you can see,
00:08:04	Let me break this down for you.
00:08:05	You have the goths, the skaters,
00:08:10	the gangstas, the wanna-be gangstas,
00:08:13	very different from the greenies
00:08:18	Then you have the nerds,
00:08:21	and the football jocks.
00:08:24	Oh, hi, little freshman.
00:08:27	- So... any clubs?
00:08:30	- Interests?
00:08:32	- Friends?
00:08:34	Okay.
00:08:35	- Loner.
00:08:38	- Over there.
00:08:41	They're Ioners, but they like
00:08:44	Leave me alone.
00:08:46	Whatever. Next?
00:08:48	I really believe very strongly
00:08:51	Eco-maniac.
00:08:52	Very good, Cameron.
00:08:55	Now, if you sit at this table,
00:08:58	who totally rock
00:09:01	Next!
00:09:07	Good morning, Principal Dimly.
00:09:08	Oh, good morning, students.
00:09:09	Pumpkin pie?
00:09:12	- Good morning Principal Dimly.
00:09:14	Yes, Daddy, what is it?
00:09:18	You were right.
00:09:19	Chapter 10.
00:09:20	"Control the population.
00:09:24	A: Separate the inmates into groups."
00:09:27	You see, this was your idea.
00:09:28	Advanced thinking. Genius.
00:09:30	Okay. Daddy?
00:09:32	I've told you this more than 50 times.
00:09:34	You may not speak to me
00:09:36	Well, dear, everyone knows
00:09:39	and I'm very proud of you.
00:09:40	Do you want me to tell Mother about this?
00:09:43	Oh, no.
00:09:44	Well, I'm busy now, Daddy.
00:09:45	Bye.
00:09:47	I'll see you at home, then, candy cane.
00:09:52	Next.
00:09:54	Okay, honey, this is a really nice table,
00:09:58	and I promise it will
00:10:01	because I understand that
00:10:24	Oh, no!
00:10:26	They did not just walk past us
00:10:28	Who is that?
00:10:30	No one you even need
00:10:32	They look kind of cool.
00:10:38	Yeah, in a totally trashy,
00:10:41	maybe we could find a little spare time
00:10:45	- Yeah.
00:10:48	We focus on the positive
00:10:51	We help them find their way.
00:10:55	Or else.
00:11:00	Yeah!
00:11:02	You try beating Carry Nation High
00:11:14	Is it just me, or does this all look
00:11:20	See you at lunch!
00:11:21	See ya later.
00:11:28	Excuse me, miss.
00:11:31	Are you in the right room?
00:11:34	Yeah.
00:11:36	A little magnesium,
00:11:39	a pinch of perchlorate,
00:11:43	and a little bling.
00:11:46	And...
00:11:58	A Bernoulli effect.
00:12:00	You are seriously superior.
00:12:02	We would be honored to have you
00:12:05	Yeah, thanks for the accolades.
00:12:08	Everybody, go
00:12:10	Let's go, Falcons
00:12:11	Let's go, Falcons
00:12:13	Last time!
00:12:14	Everybody, go
00:12:15	Let's go, Falcons
00:12:17	Let's go, Falcons
00:12:21	Now, that's the level I expect
00:12:25	- Who's got it?
00:12:27	You've got something better?
00:12:29	- Oh, you know I do.
00:12:32	Girl, I brought it, nailed it,
00:12:34	and I brought it back while
00:14:15	Yeah!
00:14:16	What are you gawking at?
00:14:18	She's hot.
00:14:22	Hot player. Seriously.
00:14:27	Not bad for a rookie.
00:14:29	In fact, not bad at all.
00:14:30	Yes!
00:14:43	It's very red.
00:14:46	It's very you.
00:15:23	You in?
00:15:33	Why don't you watch where you're going?
00:15:35	Are you blind?
00:15:38	Hello?
00:15:41	No, but I'm deaf.
00:15:43	What?
00:15:44	I'm deaf.
00:15:47	You don't sound deaf.
00:15:49	Well, you don't look ignorant,
00:16:17	Where do they think they're gonna sit?
00:16:19	Give me the seating charts.
00:16:25	Hi, guys. I'm Meredith,
00:16:28	I saw you looking kind of lost,
00:16:31	Thanks, but I think we're good.
00:16:33	It's no problem.
00:16:36	Well, thanks, but I think
00:16:39	But there's really not a table for that.
00:16:42	That's okay, I'm sure
00:16:45	But the lunch courtyard
00:16:47	Oh, don't worry.
00:16:50	- What was that about?
00:17:01	What are you looking at?
00:17:02	They're just awesome...
00:17:05	ful.
00:17:08	Awful.
00:17:09	Their clothes? Yuck.
00:17:11	Really super awful.
00:17:13	To look at.
00:17:15	Really.
00:17:16	Yeah, I know.
00:17:18	What are we gonna
00:17:20	I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
00:17:22	Quinn, my system is flawless.
00:17:25	Hey. Hey, Jade.
00:17:27	Look.
00:17:28	Come here.
00:17:30	You'll absolutely dig it.
00:17:31	- Later!
00:17:32	Hey, Sasha, come sit with us.
00:17:36	I gotta go.
00:17:37	- Bye, guys.
00:17:38	Yo, Cloe.
00:17:40	Oh, my God.
00:17:42	Oh, sure.
00:17:56	You see?
00:17:57	We have no problems at all.
00:18:03	Jade, I'm stuck babysitting.
00:18:05	Papi made your favorite.
00:18:08	I have Mathletes.
00:18:10	- I'm booked solid. Yikes.
00:18:13	I have journalism.
00:18:14	- How about tomorrow?
00:18:16	- Wanna come over and study?
00:18:18	You said that the last time.
00:18:19	- Where are you?
00:18:21	What's happening here?
00:18:23	You're always busy!
00:18:35	Fine!
00:18:37	- Hey, Sasha.
00:18:39	Long time, no see.
00:18:42	We were supposed to go
00:18:45	Go, Falcons!
00:18:48	No worries.
00:18:50	My bad, Yas.
00:18:51	I've got practice with the girls.
00:18:53	Can we do it next week?
00:18:55	Oh, sure.
00:18:57	Yas, you're the best.
00:18:58	We'll do it next week, okay?
00:19:01	- Okay. Call me.
00:19:38	You ruined my hair!
00:19:39	Hey, you can take the bus.
00:19:41	Yo, listen up.
00:19:43	It's cramped up with freaks.
00:19:45	And I have no time
00:19:47	Word.
00:19:49	Weird.
00:19:54	- Hi, Ali!
00:19:56	Hey, Dexter!
00:20:12	Hey, what's up, ladies?
00:20:54	All right, we can sit down now.
00:20:56	Let's sit down.
00:20:57	Well, well, well, welcome back
00:21:01	at Carry Nation High School.
00:21:02	And now, without further ado,
00:21:06	your very popular President
00:21:09	my little pollywog, my daughter,
00:21:12	Meredith Baxter Dimly.
00:21:19	Good morning.
00:21:20	I am so thrilled to be here
00:21:24	once again.
00:21:29	I am here to talk about the talent show,
00:21:35	And the fact that besides
00:21:38	our wonderful arts committee is providing
00:21:42	A college scholarship
00:21:48	Isn't that amazing?
00:21:49	So you can post
00:22:17	Hey.
00:22:19	Hi.
00:22:21	Oh, good gloss.
00:22:24	Yeah! I just got it!
00:22:26	- I love it.
00:22:30	- Yeah.
00:22:32	Great lip gloss.
00:22:34	Yeah, it's so shiny and...
00:22:36	- Yes, very.
00:22:38	Shiny.
00:22:39	Yeah, so...
00:22:41	I actually have to get to class.
00:22:43	Oh, yeah, of course.
00:22:44	Have a good class.
00:22:46	- Thanks.
00:22:48	- Back at ya.
00:22:58	I miss you.
00:23:08	Wow, Meredith,
00:23:11	House frump chic.
00:23:13	Seriously, Cherish, I told you,
00:23:17	Is that so I don't have
00:23:20	Or is that the dogs?
00:23:22	Did you make your appointment
00:23:30	Voila.
00:23:32	Now, you are Fido-fabulous.
00:23:36	Now we are both true fashion icons,
00:23:39	Yeah, fetching.
00:23:42	Get it? Dog?
00:23:45	Fetching?
00:23:46	A dog fetches?
00:23:49	These are the jokes, people!
00:24:20	Dylan, you've been holding out on me.
00:24:23	All this time, I thought
00:24:29	Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.
00:24:33	Nothing.
00:24:36	I miss it.
00:24:38	I miss music.
00:24:39	I feel you, but you don't have to.
00:24:41	What are you talking about?
00:24:43	Come here.
00:24:54	Feel that?
00:24:56	Yeah, but...
00:24:58	it doesn't mean that I can play it.
00:24:59	True. Come here.
00:25:17	Try it.
00:25:31	Know something, Whitman?
00:25:32	You're a weird dude.
00:25:34	But you're okay.
00:25:36	Wanna learn a few tricks?
00:25:38	- Yeah.
00:25:47	I can feel that on my neck.
00:25:51	So what're you gonna do
00:25:54	It doesn't matter.
00:25:57	Just because I'm going to win
00:25:58	doesn't mean that
00:26:01	a really cool show.
00:26:02	That's true.
00:26:05	Hey. What do you think?
00:26:07	Juggling? Please.
00:26:09	That is so not talent show ready.
00:26:32	Hi.
00:26:33	Who, me?
00:26:35	Yeah.
00:26:36	Okay, Paris, we're a team,
00:26:40	I need you to go over there.
00:26:42	And I need you to make sure
00:26:45	to the evil soccer freak.
00:26:47	Okay? Okay?
00:27:01	Wow. Hi, l...
00:27:05	- I'm Cloe.
00:27:07	Yeah, I know.
00:27:09	What classes are you in?
00:27:10	Classes?
00:27:13	Stuff.
00:27:28	Cloe! You are the biggest klutz ever!
00:27:31	You always ruin everything...
00:27:34	Oh, no.
00:27:35	Cloe!
00:27:40	Oh, my gosh.
00:27:42	Oh! No! You didn't!
00:27:46	Jade, you totally did that on purpose!
00:27:58	Oh, my gosh!
00:28:01	Sasha! You stupid... cheerleader!
00:28:06	You did not just say that!
00:28:08	Keep talking!
00:28:09	Someday you'll say something intelligent.
00:28:15	You know what?
00:28:17	You're not as bad as people say you are.
00:28:19	You're worse!
00:28:23	Food fight!
00:28:28	Yasmin, you...
00:28:32	Cloe, this is all your fault!
00:28:35	Get down here!
00:29:11	Take that!
00:29:14	No! Jade!
00:29:18	- Oh, my gosh.
00:29:20	Enough already!
00:29:33	Oh, my gosh!
00:29:43	Hey, make a hole.
00:29:45	Move it!
00:29:47	Principal Dimly's coming through.
00:29:49	Oh, hi, Daddy.
00:29:51	Lookie.
00:29:55	I want to know who did this,
00:29:59	I'm going to pass this over
00:30:01	Rollo, you take over.
00:30:03	It's the four girls lying next
00:30:07	You, you, you, and you.
00:30:11	Detention.
00:30:15	You started it, clumsy!
00:30:17	I tripped.
00:30:20	That is so like you!
00:30:22	You've always been the queen of denial!
00:30:23	You know what?
00:30:24	Neither one of you ever thinks
00:30:26	It's always me having
00:30:28	That's interesting.
00:30:31	Ever since you dumped us
00:30:33	Me?
00:30:34	You haven't spoken to any of us
00:30:38	I'm not a snob, I'm just better
00:30:40	I didn't stop talking to you,
00:30:43	What're you talking about, Sasha?
00:30:45	At least we don't buy our friends
00:30:47	Only because you don't have a dad
00:30:51	Stop it!
00:30:54	All of you, just stop it.
00:31:02	I can't believe
00:31:05	That's okay.
00:31:08	No. It's not.
00:31:11	When your parents got divorced,
00:31:13	Cloe and her mom were
00:31:15	Don't forget that, Sasha.
00:31:17	Cloe.
00:31:20	I'm sorry.
00:31:22	Can't believe I said that.
00:31:26	What happened to us?
00:31:27	- It's okay.
00:31:29	We always had each other's backs.
00:31:31	Seriously. Like when you
00:31:34	to help Cloe study for finals.
00:31:35	That's what friends do.
00:31:38	Remember, you completely
00:31:41	that used to slam Jade
00:31:44	Well, she would've done
00:31:47	It is a big deal.
00:31:49	Friendship is a big deal.
00:31:53	Why aren't we friends anymore?
00:31:56	I can't even remember.
00:31:58	It's the cliques.
00:32:01	That's just how high school works.
00:32:03	Sasha, you're a cheerleader,
00:32:05	and Jade, you spend your time between
00:32:09	They're not geeks.
00:32:11	They're really interesting people.
00:32:13	Yeah, but I would never know that
00:32:19	So... what do we do?
00:32:21	We have to take control
00:32:22	of our lives, of our friendships.
00:32:25	It's our own fault.
00:32:27	We can be friends with each other
00:32:29	and do our own thing, right?
00:32:30	Okay. How?
00:32:34	We be ourselves,
00:32:37	I miss my girls.
00:32:40	Me, too.
00:32:41	I didn't realize
00:32:46	BFFs?
00:32:49	BFFs!
00:32:54	- You smell like pasta.
00:33:00	I can't believe them.
00:33:03	This is all your fault, Cameron.
00:33:04	Because if you hadn't walked over
00:33:07	I wouldn't have had to take action.
00:33:08	And then Daddy's bust
00:33:10	And those bimbettes wouldn't be
00:33:12	creating anarchy in my kingdom.
00:33:15	Thanks a lot.
00:33:17	Well, if all else fails, I can use this.
00:33:19	Meredith!
00:33:21	I don't think this, you know,
00:33:25	Maybe everything will be
00:33:27	"Maybe everything will be
00:33:30	Moron.
00:33:33	Let's go.
00:34:17	So tell me, chica, why so happy?
00:34:20	Is there a boy?
00:34:21	Come on, you've been
00:34:24	There's no boy, Bubbie.
00:34:26	It's Sasha, Jade, and Cloe.
00:34:28	We're a team again!
00:34:29	I mean, everyone at school
00:34:30	is only friends with
00:34:32	but we've decided to be
00:34:35	Well, you girls are
00:34:37	You walk into school,
00:34:39	you socialize with each other,
00:34:42	with everyone.
00:34:43	You walk in with your
00:34:47	And you walk in
00:34:49	with these gorgeous new shoes.
00:34:52	JSon divinasl
00:34:55	jHolal
00:34:58	JHolal You are!
00:35:02	Bubbie, they're gorgeous!
00:35:05	Ah-ah-ah.
00:35:08	Pay the lettuce.
00:35:12	Dos chocolatésl
00:35:15	How do you do that?
00:35:18	Te amo, Bubbie.
00:35:20	Mmm, I love the smell
00:35:24	That's my Sasha.
00:35:26	Gosh, guys.
00:35:28	Two years?
00:35:30	So what's the latest
00:35:32	Same old, same old,
00:35:33	I just wish my parents
00:35:36	- The worst.
00:35:38	It just means
00:35:39	changing clothes
00:35:41	That's so weird.
00:35:44	You shouldn't have to hide it.
00:35:45	Please, that's like a textbook
00:35:48	It's a thing in your life
00:35:50	but you hide it from the world
00:35:52	And you, Yas?
00:35:53	I started writing some music,
00:35:55	and yes, it's sounding pretty good.
00:35:57	And no, you can't hear it.
00:35:58	- Stage fright?
00:36:00	But, Sasha, I mean, it's really
00:36:03	Speaking of guys, whoa.
00:36:06	- Whoo!
00:36:09	Yas, look who's walking by
00:36:11	sporting some bad jeans
00:36:13	Oh, my gosh.
00:36:16	He totally just checked you out!
00:36:17	Did you see that? He's into you!
00:36:19	What, Dylan?
00:36:21	He hates me.
00:36:23	Besides, he is totally not my type.
00:36:25	Oh, you have a type.
00:36:27	Come on, guys.
00:36:29	Dylan is not the least bit
00:36:31	OMG. It's so obvious.
00:36:34	Okay, you are so wrong.
00:36:36	He never looks me in the eye,
00:36:38	he's never asked me out,
00:36:39	and he can never
00:36:42	Oh, my God.
00:36:44	He's crazy about me!
00:36:48	Promise we'll never let anything
00:36:50	Pinky swear.
00:36:52	Pinky swear!
00:37:05	I love MySpace.
00:37:25	Yeah, that's much.
00:37:28	Next!
00:37:30	Hello! I am Magnificent Mike!
00:37:32	Watch as I place my assistant
00:37:35	Prepare to be amazed.
00:37:41	Great.
00:37:42	You're in.
00:37:51	Thank you very much. Next!
00:37:55	If I see one more violin
00:37:58	I'm going to scream. Next!
00:38:23	I think we're making this too complicated.
00:38:25	I mean, if we wanna be friends,
00:38:28	I totally agree.
00:38:30	And we lead by example.
00:38:40	Yo, Cloe. Come to us.
00:38:45	Serious?
00:38:50	Oh, hey, Jade.
00:38:53	I'm sorry.
00:38:55	Hey, Sasha!
00:38:57	Come sit with us!
00:38:58	I can't.
00:39:03	Are people staring?
00:39:07	Oh, yeah.
00:39:36	Super awkward.
00:39:38	Okay, this is weird.
00:39:40	I think it's time for plan B.
00:39:42	Operation Mingle.
00:39:46	Beautiful!
00:39:48	Wait.
00:39:54	Perfection!
00:40:00	No, straighten your legs.
00:40:02	See, like, don't you have
00:40:06	in your Yasmin collection?
00:40:07	I mean, anything under 6 inches.
00:40:09	I just want to stay vertical!
00:40:12	Come on, stay vertical!
00:40:14	Honey, when I'm through with you,
00:40:16	you will be playing your next
00:40:19	- You serious?
00:40:20	Hey, Dexter.
00:40:22	Salutations, Jade.
00:40:23	Hey, nerd.
00:40:25	Why is she talking to you?
00:40:27	Jade? She's my lab partner.
00:40:29	Hey, hottie.
00:40:31	I bet you and I could do
00:40:34	without the Bunsen burner.
00:40:36	You feel me?
00:40:37	Ugh.
00:40:40	I think it behooves you to extend
00:40:43	I don't know what you just said,
00:40:45	but I think you better
00:40:48	Oh, you're gonna cry?
00:41:10	Now, would you like to apologize to the lady?
00:41:14	Sorry, Jade.
00:41:19	Dude, you ever think
00:41:24	Okay, so, X + Y + Z
00:41:30	divided by 3 is?
00:41:35	Okay.
00:41:38	Let's try this.
00:41:40	I think this might make more sense.
00:41:42	Oh, yeah.
00:41:45	What's a touchdown?
00:41:46	Six!
00:41:48	- Plus an extra point?
00:41:50	Plus a safety?
00:41:52	Two.
00:41:53	Divided by a field goal?
00:41:55	Three?
00:41:56	It's good!
00:41:59	Number 1!
00:42:17	Killer rip.
00:42:18	Thanks.
00:42:20	But I think with a little adjustment,
00:42:22	it'd be a whole lot better.
00:42:27	Power comes from your core.
00:42:29	Like this.
00:42:31	See? All right?
00:42:34	- All right.
00:42:38	You may want to move, just in case.
00:42:41	I'm good.
00:42:43	Okay.
00:42:48	Oh, no!
00:42:50	I'm such a klutz!
00:42:53	I'm sorry.
00:42:55	- Are you okay?
00:42:57	Should we try it again?
00:43:17	Oh, my God, Cherish.
00:43:18	What are you doing?
00:43:20	I'm trying to imagine you
00:43:23	Take me to the happy place.
00:43:26	Take me to the happy place.
00:43:29	Hurry up.
00:43:30	Can't you find somewhere
00:43:33	So embarrassing.
00:43:34	I'm busy now.
00:43:35	Can I ignore you some other time?
00:43:38	Didn't you hear, munchkin?
00:43:39	Everyone does what I tell them to do.
00:43:41	Not from what I hear.
00:43:44	Ouch.
00:43:45	Oh, whatever, Avery.
00:43:51	This is just a temporary loss of control.
00:43:53	I can assure you, I will bring order
00:43:57	Now, girls, think.
00:44:00	When was I at the height
00:44:03	- Last week?
00:44:06	- I know this one.
00:44:08	Your super sweet 16.
00:44:09	She's totally right.
00:44:11	That was, like, the most
00:44:13	Remember, everyone was,
00:44:14	for weeks before just
00:44:17	Well, then, it's settled.
00:44:18	I'm throwing another
00:44:20	Um, but you're already 16.
00:44:23	I'm throwing
00:44:29	In fact, I'll have MTV
00:44:31	My mom is best friends
00:44:35	Why is she throwing
00:44:37	I'm not really sure, exactly.
00:44:39	I'm going to use the invitations
00:44:41	to bring organization
00:44:45	Oh, I get it.
00:44:46	No cliquey, no tickey.
00:44:48	You have a visitor.
00:44:49	And that'll crush
00:44:51	And then we'll live happily ever after.
00:44:55	Yo, Cherish, you left
00:44:59	Hey, it's a total chick farm.
00:45:01	Athletic and yet very hot.
00:45:04	Me likey.
00:45:05	Me thinky you're a twerp.
00:45:07	So what do you think
00:45:09	I did this side just for you.
00:45:11	Don't you need a license
00:45:15	Ooh, I like 'em feisty.
00:45:19	Isn't that Yasmin's little brother?
00:45:20	Yeah. What's he doing here?
00:45:23	Hey, looking good, mamitas.
00:45:25	Ugh. Okay, that is truly gross.
00:45:27	Oh, my God.
00:45:29	You have the most incredible hair ever.
00:45:31	I know, right?
00:45:32	I'm going out for best hair this year.
00:45:34	No doubt. Anyway...
00:45:37	why don't you come over here
00:45:40	Are you kidding me?
00:45:41	Okay. Here, keep this dry.
00:45:55	So, your sister Yasmin.
00:45:58	She is so sweet.
00:46:00	I mean, what's it like
00:46:03	Yeah, what's it like?
00:46:05	Perfect? Ha ha!
00:46:07	Have you actually met her?
00:46:10	You're so funny.
00:46:12	I mean, she's just so good
00:46:14	You think so? Check this out.
00:46:18	It's truly fantastic.
00:46:28	Wow.
00:46:30	She is precious.
00:46:32	I just have to have this
00:46:35	Do you think you could
00:46:42	Yeah, sure.
00:46:52	Meredith's MTV...
00:46:56	Yeah, it's gonna be totally even more
00:46:59	How excited are you?
00:47:00	She already had a sweet 16.
00:47:03	What do you think she's up to?
00:47:04	Does it matter?
00:47:06	Hello? It's a party.
00:47:08	This can't be good.
00:47:09	Come on.
00:47:13	Oh, my God, how cute is this?
00:47:15	Darling. Love it.
00:47:18	Apparently so.
00:47:20	Come on, girl. Give it up.
00:47:22	Tell us what's wrong.
00:47:23	I'm not going to Meredith's party.
00:47:25	Okay? I can't afford
00:47:28	You guys need to go without me.
00:47:30	I mean it.
00:47:31	Oh, my God, Cloe.
00:47:33	The only way
00:47:35	is if you don't walk into Meredith's
00:47:36	ridiculously extreme extravaganza.
00:47:38	Yeah, and we've been
00:47:40	It's not happening again,
00:47:43	and especially not for Meredith.
00:47:44	But, Sasha,
00:47:48	You do now.
00:47:50	I have two guilt certificates.
00:47:51	One from my mom
00:47:54	And now one for you.
00:47:56	Hey, divorce isn't all that bad.
00:47:59	Now come on, girl, we've got
00:48:02	Mwah!
00:49:03	Come on!
00:49:05	Aah!
00:49:11	The mall hath no fury
00:49:13	Yeah.
00:49:14	Good job, girl.
00:49:15	- Thank you.
00:49:18	Pop your balloons
00:49:20	to my MTV
00:49:23	Now, seating will be
00:49:27	so if you don't belong to a group,
00:49:29	you really can't come to my party.
00:49:31	So until then, I'll be watching you.
00:49:34	Go ahead, pop 'em!
00:49:42	Oh, my God, this is so fabulous.
00:49:46	I knew it.
00:49:51	I just don't understand
00:49:54	I mean, what are we gonna do about her
00:49:57	Nothing, okay? We don't go.
00:49:59	If we can't go to the festival
00:50:02	then trust me, it's not worth it.
00:50:04	Yas, it's gonna be
00:50:07	Yeah. And, if we don't go,
00:50:09	we can be branded as
00:50:12	But I'm willing to take the risk.
00:50:14	I'm with Yasmin.
00:50:16	Yeah, I second that emotion.
00:50:18	- But, guys...
00:50:20	Okay, I hear you.
00:50:23	It's just... there's this
00:50:26	that's just calling my name.
00:50:28	But... hey, you know?
00:50:31	I'm hanging up and changing my number.
00:50:34	Hold me.
00:50:35	Oh, honey. You'll be just fine.
00:50:38	Come on.
00:51:14	No.
00:51:24	I agree. Absolutely not.
00:51:28	Don't look, Paris.
00:51:31	I'd rather die.
00:51:40	That's the one.
00:51:42	Show me...
00:00:03	Thank you.
00:00:06	I just love me.
00:00:16	I look so hot.
00:00:18	High five.
00:00:20	Okay, keep going.
00:00:46	Wow. Your singing's amazing.
00:00:48	Oh, my God. Really?
00:00:51	Yeah, like beyond amazing.
00:00:53	Seriously? Thanks.
00:00:55	But I don't understand.
00:00:58	I mean, you can't...
00:00:59	Hear?
00:01:02	It's okay. You can say it.
00:01:03	It's cool. I can't hear, but I heard you.
00:01:06	Okay. I'll bite.
00:01:09	Here. Come here. Let me show you.
00:01:15	Sing something.
00:01:20	Wow! So that's
00:01:23	Well, I didn't exactly
00:01:28	I felt your voice.
00:01:30	And it felt amazing.
00:01:32	Awesome.
00:01:33	Yeah, you are.
00:01:35	You have a serious gift.
00:01:36	You did sign up for
00:01:38	Because you're definitely winning.
00:01:39	Oh, thanks, but no thanks.
00:01:41	I can't sing in front of people.
00:01:43	I literally get ill. It's not pretty.
00:01:45	You know what?
00:01:47	I can't hear, but I learned to spin.
00:01:54	You can do it if you really want to.
00:01:56	Seriously, it'd be a crime
00:02:02	What's that mean?
00:02:04	Go for it.
00:02:11	Mom? Wow.
00:02:14	This must be a major party.
00:02:17	Mom?
00:02:21	Mom, are you okay?
00:02:24	You're burning up!
00:02:26	Oh, I have to cook the food.
00:02:29	- No, Mom.
00:02:30	Mom, you can't work.
00:02:32	You need to sleep.
00:02:33	- Where?
00:02:35	Mom, look at me!
00:02:37	You need to sleep.
00:02:41	Okay.
00:02:43	A couple hours. You promise
00:02:46	I promise.
00:02:49	Please, Mom.
00:02:57	Girl, are you joking?
00:03:00	- This better be good.
00:03:01	It's an emergency.
00:03:04	- I'm there.
00:03:06	So we need to make 150 of each dish.
00:03:08	Cook? You want me to cook?
00:03:11	Girl, I burn water.
00:03:14	Yeah, are you kidding?
00:03:15	'Cause there's definitely
00:03:17	What's this?
00:03:18	Come on, Jade. We can do it.
00:03:20	You're a designer.
00:03:21	Just think of it as...
00:03:24	Let's do it.
00:03:53	Cloe, you didn't wake me up.
00:03:54	It's 5:00. I've got so much to...
00:04:00	Who did this?
00:04:02	We did!
00:04:10	This is amazing.
00:04:13	You girls are absolute angels.
00:04:15	Aren't we?
00:04:17	It was a breeze.
00:04:20	What?
00:04:21	Oh, God...
00:04:26	Mom, what's wrong?
00:04:29	My servers can't make it.
00:04:30	This is the biggest party of my career.
00:04:33	Where am I gonna get
00:04:36	We're free.
00:04:38	No, wait. Wait. Wait.
00:04:40	This is Meredith's sweet 16.
00:04:41	Mom, are you kidding?
00:04:43	I couldn't turn it down, honey.
00:04:46	No. No. No. It's okay.
00:04:47	I understand.
00:04:49	I'm just gonna cancel it.
00:04:50	We're in.
00:04:53	You sure you want to do it?
00:04:58	What's the worst
00:05:12	Why the sad faces?
00:05:16	Clowns are supposed to be happy.
00:05:19	Be happy.
00:05:27	Perfect.
00:05:31	If you guys want to back out,
00:05:35	All right.
00:05:36	Everyone's out there
00:05:38	and gosh darn it,
00:05:40	I just need five little
00:05:43	Girl, I may be wearing
00:05:46	but I draw a line
00:05:48	Uh, no. Not fur.
00:05:51	F-E-R:
00:05:52	My fashion emergency raft.
00:05:55	I never leave home without it.
00:05:58	Well, I got S-M-K:
00:06:01	Sasha's make-up kit.
00:06:05	Holla!
00:06:30	Now that's what I call clown couture.
00:06:45	Giddyup, Jumbo.
00:06:48	Hi, everyone.
00:06:49	Hi, MTV. It's Meredith.
00:06:51	Isn't this amazing?
00:06:53	Hi! Oh, I'm so glad
00:06:56	to my super sweet 16 party.
00:06:58	Oh, it's so good to see you.
00:07:01	I know. So cool, right?
00:07:02	Best party ever already,
00:07:09	Fellas, you guys, look.
00:07:11	Oh, yeah!
00:07:14	Oh!
00:07:19	I'm so excited to be here.
00:07:26	Candy, quiche, and pickle puffs!
00:07:32	Thank you so much for coming.
00:07:35	Hello? Me time now.
00:07:38	It's me. On an elephant.
00:07:54	That was amazing.
00:07:55	Get out of my way.
00:07:59	Well, don't you look adorable.
00:08:02	But you're not here to look adorable.
00:08:03	You're here to work.
00:08:05	It's Clover, isn't it?
00:08:07	- Cloe.
00:08:09	Anyway, we're all dying of thirst,
00:08:12	so you wanna get us a soda?
00:08:13	I'll take mine with a slice of lime.
00:08:15	Oh, you know, make that
00:08:19	But take off the stem
00:08:22	One green and, um...
00:08:24	one yellow, 'kay?
00:08:26	Oh, no! Listen, Missy, you...
00:08:28	Sasha.
00:08:31	- Step back.
00:08:33	make sure your friends
00:08:35	because I wouldn't want
00:08:38	Again.
00:08:43	Okay, what was that about?
00:08:44	Nothing.
00:08:46	I don't want to talk about it.
00:08:47	Come on, let's work.
00:08:59	Ooh!
00:09:00	Hi, I'm Meredith's sister.
00:09:01	I've had to put up with
00:09:05	Can you feel my pain?
00:09:08	You guys look like total rock stars.
00:09:09	I look like a circus freak.
00:09:11	I'll pay you to kidnap me.
00:09:12	I'm worth a lot.
00:09:14	I'll do it.
00:09:15	That nose is workin' for me.
00:09:17	Me likey.
00:09:47	You're a very beautiful girl, cupcake.
00:09:49	And you look cute
00:09:51	Don't let anyone kid ya.
00:09:52	You're a good dad.
00:09:54	Thank you, uh, jellybean.
00:09:56	May I have your attention, please?
00:09:59	For our first super fun event
00:10:01	It's time for the entertainment:
00:10:03	Me!
00:10:05	Please hold your applause
00:11:31	We love you!
00:11:33	Yeah!
00:11:37	Thank you so much.
00:11:40	And now, for a real treat,
00:11:43	I'd like to invite my dear,
00:11:47	Oh, my God.
00:11:48	I can't believe she's
00:11:50	Yasie, darling.
00:11:52	A little birdie told me
00:12:00	Come on up here. Come on.
00:12:03	- Come on.
00:12:07	Don't do this to her.
00:12:08	She has stage fright!
00:12:09	No, stop!
00:12:15	This is gonna be fantastic.
00:12:19	Raise the roof, Yasmin!
00:12:25	We love you, Yasmin!
00:12:43	Come on, Yasmin. It's my birthday.
00:12:46	Show us what you can do.
00:13:02	Oh, dear. She is so adorably shy.
00:13:05	Precious.
00:13:07	Well, I have had the privilege
00:13:10	and I just want you
00:13:32	Hey, come on, you guys.
00:13:37	Up! Up! Up!
00:13:38	Come on! Everyone!
00:13:42	Stop it!
00:13:46	Do something about this.
00:13:47	I'm on it.
00:13:56	Stop it!
00:14:04	And now, for my second change
00:14:08	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:14:28	Well, is everyone
00:14:32	Is this, like, the best
00:14:36	Do you guys, like,
00:14:40	What did she say?
00:14:42	Let's... Let's start dancing.
00:14:43	Okay?
00:14:47	Hi, MTV.
00:14:50	We love you, MTV!
00:14:53	My party was totally better than yours.
00:15:00	I am so sorry.
00:15:05	Foie gras mousse?
00:15:07	I'm pretty good at lip reading,
00:15:11	You looked great on the big screen.
00:15:13	Oh, don't remind me.
00:15:15	So humiliating.
00:15:17	Yeah, don't let it get to you.
00:15:19	Consider the source.
00:15:30	Excuse me! Yasmin!
00:15:32	Get back to work.
00:15:33	No fraternizing with my guests.
00:15:38	Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
00:15:40	Shoo! Go! Go!
00:15:45	Excuse me!
00:15:48	Jumbo, come here, boy!
00:15:49	Go. Go, Jumbo, go.
00:15:52	Oh, my gosh.
00:15:54	Well, if it isn't Cloe the klutzy clown.
00:15:57	You're fired.
00:15:59	Now clean up this disgusting mess
00:16:01	Cameron, what are you doing?
00:16:04	Cameron!
00:16:07	Cameron? Cameron?
00:16:09	Get me a drink?
00:16:13	Get your own drink.
00:16:15	What? Cameron!
00:16:20	Thanks a lot, Jumbo.
00:16:38	Oh, what are you looking at?
00:16:39	Stop it! Stop it!
00:16:43	This is my MTV super sweet 16 party!
00:16:46	Everybody go back to your
00:16:56	Thank you.
00:17:08	Meredith, are you okay?
00:17:10	Do you need a hand?
00:17:11	I can knit you a towel.
00:17:13	I know CPR.
00:17:14	Look at me!
00:17:17	There was gonna be
00:17:20	and an amazing goodie bag.
00:17:22	But now the party's over!
00:17:27	You... you...
00:17:28	brats!
00:17:30	Hi, MTV.
00:17:32	This is the best party I have ever
00:17:37	Happy Birthday, Meredith.
00:17:44	Well, she's brought back cliques.
00:17:47	Ok, so, what do we do now?
00:17:49	Sasha?
00:17:51	Hey, Bethany.
00:17:52	So, we've been talking,
00:17:54	and you're a really
00:17:56	and we really want you
00:17:59	but if you don't want
00:18:01	then maybe you don't have
00:18:05	So you're saying
00:18:07	I'm off the squad?
00:18:09	Think about it.
00:18:14	Hey.
00:18:16	You either need to spend
00:18:19	or we need to cut you
00:18:21	Dexter... don't be that guy.
00:18:24	I'm afraid that's not up to me.
00:18:27	We had a real chemistry, Jade.
00:18:33	I'm not doing it.
00:18:34	Come on, Yas, get over it.
00:18:36	The only way to get everyone
00:18:39	Meredith wins every year.
00:18:42	You're the only one
00:18:44	Maybe so, but I'm still not doing it.
00:18:47	Next subject, please.
00:18:48	A chicken!
00:18:51	Fine, that's me.
00:18:54	Look, if you sing, I'll spin.
00:18:56	Really?
00:18:57	- Yeah.
00:18:58	Come on!
00:19:01	You'll sing, I'll choreograph,
00:19:02	Cloe will splash the background
00:19:04	and Jade will...
00:19:05	What, add numbers
00:19:07	2, 147.
00:19:08	3,268.
00:19:09	5,415. Big whoop.
00:19:11	Hello, fashion diva.
00:19:14	Now you're talking, sister.
00:19:15	And we're gonna need
00:19:16	- And dancers.
00:19:18	We should get everyone who
00:19:20	Perfect! Then you don't need me.
00:19:22	Ugh. Okay, how about this?
00:19:24	The winner gets a scholarship.
00:19:26	Know anyone who might need that?
00:19:29	Cloe.
00:19:32	Okay, fine.
00:19:34	But only for Cloe.
00:19:36	But I still can't do it.
00:19:38	- Why?
00:19:40	Because we don't have a name.
00:19:43	Well, well, well.
00:19:47	Bratz.
00:19:49	Cloe, you're a genius.
00:19:50	I am?
00:19:52	- Bratz!
00:20:00	Ready? 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:20:14	I love it. Next!
00:20:27	I got some great images
00:20:36	You're awesome.
00:20:42	That looks good.
00:20:54	- You're in.
00:20:57	Stop! You're killing us.
00:20:59	Alabama, Alaska, Arizona,
00:21:01	Boring.
00:21:06	Horrible.
00:21:07	Horrible. You're in.
00:21:12	Next!
00:21:13	I am Plunger Man!
00:21:17	Come on, now.
00:21:38	- Hey, sweetheart.
00:21:41	Aren't you supposed
00:21:43	Oh, Dad, I'm so exhausted,
00:21:47	You know what? You go on to bed.
00:21:49	And I just wanna
00:21:50	I'm really proud of you.
00:21:52	- You are?
00:21:54	You and your friends have put aside
00:21:57	and made it work.
00:22:00	Thanks, Dad.
00:22:02	Maybe one day you and Mom
00:22:04	Yeah. Maybe.
00:22:11	Bratz?
00:22:13	Oh-no. No way.
00:22:16	They ruined my super sweet 16.
00:22:18	I am not going to put
00:22:24	Hello, Yasmin?
00:22:25	So, you see, it's really
00:22:29	to drop out of the talent show.
00:22:31	Or I'll be forced to go public
00:22:34	with all these embarrassing flaws
00:22:35	that I have right here
00:22:37	Sasha, Jade,
00:22:40	Cloe.
00:22:41	Same thing.
00:22:43	I'm pretty sure Cloe wouldn't want
00:22:46	to know that when
00:22:48	things just disappeared.
00:22:51	Poor girl. How terribly pitiful.
00:22:54	You are so devious.
00:22:55	Thank you.
00:22:58	I mean, I hate to do it,
00:23:00	but you can certainly see
00:23:04	Can't you?
00:23:05	How pathetic.
00:23:07	I can't believe you.
00:23:09	documenting dirt on everyone else?
00:23:11	You really need to get a life.
00:23:13	Oh, I have one.
00:23:16	Save it.
00:23:18	Just leave Cloe alone.
00:23:20	Smart move.
00:23:28	5, 6, 7, 8.
00:23:31	1, 2, 3, 4,
00:23:32	5, 6, 7, 8.
00:23:34	1, 2, 3, 4,
00:23:36	5, 6, 7, 8.
00:23:38	Hit 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:23:40	5, 6, 7,8.
00:23:41	1, 2, 3, 4,
00:23:44	5, 6, 7, 8.
00:23:45	Yas, come here.
00:23:47	We are so tight. Check.
00:23:49	Wait. Wait. Guys, wait!
00:23:53	I need to tell you something.
00:23:59	I'm dropping out of the talent show.
00:24:02	I just can't do it.
00:24:04	- What?
00:24:05	I'm sorry.
00:24:07	It's just, you guys kind
00:24:10	And I never really
00:24:12	This is a joke, right?
00:24:14	No, it's not.
00:24:17	It's just not my thing.
00:24:19	Stupid?
00:24:23	No, what's stupid is...
00:24:25	is that I'm almost getting
00:24:28	and you, you're the one dropping out?
00:24:31	Whatever. I don't want to talk about it.
00:24:34	You don't wanna talk about it?
00:24:36	Can we talk about the fact
00:24:38	How selfish can you be?
00:24:40	What happened to sticking together?
00:24:42	I guess I'm just not feeling it anymore.
00:24:46	Sorry.
00:24:48	Right. Okay.
00:24:51	Well, I guess if you're not feeling it
00:24:53	You know what? Come on, girls.
00:24:58	Oh, and Yasmin?
00:25:00	Delete my number from
00:25:01	Mine, too.
00:25:04	Yeah, sounds about right.
00:26:02	I tried to protect them,
00:26:05	but I lost them instead.
00:26:07	Ah, cara mia.
00:26:09	They're your best friends.
00:26:11	Tell them the truth.
00:26:13	You don't know Meredith.
00:26:15	Maybe you should let them decide.
00:26:18	Está bien, mi ni?a.
00:26:21	Está bien, mi amor.
00:26:25	Bubbie te quiere mucho.
00:26:44	Okay.
00:26:47	Brown. Blue.
00:26:51	Blue. Brown.
00:26:54	Why aren't you girls getting ready?
00:26:55	Mom, we're not going.
00:26:57	Not going? Why?
00:26:59	Yasmin bailed on us.
00:27:01	Yasmin?
00:27:02	She just quit the show.
00:27:04	We thought our friendship was
00:27:06	I mean, after everything
00:27:09	We put it all on the line.
00:27:12	Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
00:27:14	Maybe something's wrong with her.
00:27:20	You girls have been friends forever.
00:27:23	Don't you think that you
00:27:25	to look a little bit deeper?
00:27:28	Find out why she did what she did?
00:27:48	Sasha, I have something
00:27:52	- Like, face to face.
00:27:54	Look out your window.
00:28:14	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:17	welcome to a night of magic.
00:28:23	Before we begin,
00:28:25	I'd like to introduce you
00:28:28	who will be voting for me.
00:28:32	I'm totally kidding.
00:28:34	Ugh. I can't believe
00:28:38	Wait, did I just say that?
00:28:39	We should've known
00:28:42	I didn't tell you.
00:28:43	Yeah, but we should've known anyway.
00:28:45	Yas, we want to do
00:28:48	But, guys, remember Meredith?
00:28:51	Whatever.
00:28:52	If we let Meredith scare us
00:28:54	then it's all over.
00:28:55	She's gonna make our lives
00:28:58	Yeah, and it doesn't matter if we win.
00:29:00	We gotta stand up for ourselves.
00:29:01	Show some attitude.
00:29:02	So let me get this straight.
00:29:04	You guys want to
00:29:07	in front of the whole school
00:29:08	and risk everyone laughing at us
00:29:10	and thinking we're losers
00:29:15	Exercise?
00:29:17	Just pushing my luck.
00:29:23	Anyway, what do termites
00:29:27	Oak-meal. Get it?
00:29:30	Oak-meal?
00:29:42	That was just hilarious.
00:29:44	Really. Really wonderful.
00:29:46	- Thank you, guys.
00:29:48	Stiff competition.
00:29:51	Our next act is simply amazing.
00:30:20	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:30:24	Meredith and the Meredettes.
00:30:39	# You know it's all about me #
00:30:42	# You know it's all about me #
00:30:45	# You know it's all about me #
00:30:48	# You know it's all about me #
00:31:13	# Don't hate me 'cause I got it goin' on #
00:31:17	# It's just me, I'm hot, never cold #
00:31:20	# I can rock it any way that I choose #
00:31:23	# I'm so good, oh, yeah,
00:31:26	# I can't help it if I set all the trends #
00:31:29	# Everybody wants
00:31:32	# It's infectious, come on,
00:31:35	# Just join in this love fest #
00:31:36	# You know that it's all about me #
00:31:40	# It's all about me #
00:31:43	# Oh, yeah, me, myself, and I #
00:31:46	# It's all about me #
00:31:50	# Ma-ma-ma MySpace,
00:31:54	# Text me, BFF till the end #
00:31:56	# Page me on your cell
00:31:59	# Diva what? Diva who?
00:32:02	# That's me #
00:32:03	# Download all my crazy new hooks #
00:32:06	# Upload all my video looks #
00:32:09	# So buy my ringtone,
00:32:12	# Diva what? Diva who?
00:32:14	# It's all about me #
00:32:17	# It's all about me,
00:32:20	# Everybody knows it's I #
00:32:24	# It's all about me #
00:32:27	# Don't blame her #
00:32:28	# I'm so beautiful #
00:32:31	- # Not her fault #
00:32:33	# She's the queen #
00:32:35	# And my reign is supreme #
00:32:36	# So follow the leader,
00:32:40	# I can't help it
00:32:43	# Everybody wants
00:32:46	# It's contagious,
00:32:49	# Grandparents, grownups,
00:32:52	# You know Madonna
00:32:55	# Bu-bu-Beyoncé
00:32:58	# Cha-cha-Christina
00:33:01	# Diva what? Diva who?
00:33:03	# That's me #
00:33:04	# You know it's all about me #
00:33:06	# I'm a specialty #
00:33:07	# You know it's all about me #
00:33:09	# I'm an anomaly #
00:33:10	# You know it's all about me #
00:33:12	# Who else could it be? #
00:33:13	# Upload, download,
00:33:15	# MySpace, YouTube,
00:33:17	# Indoor, outdoor,
00:33:18	# That's why I will rule forever #
00:33:19	# Me #
00:33:26	Get off my stage. Go!
00:33:30	Wasn't that awesome?
00:33:33	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:33:35	let's see who you have chosen
00:33:37	as this year's
00:33:39	at Carry Nation High.
00:33:40	Judges, the envelope, please.
00:33:42	Wait a minute.
00:33:44	There's still one more act.
00:33:45	No, the show is over,
00:33:47	with a capital over.
00:33:49	Hey, listen, the girls signed up,
00:33:50	they deserve the right to perform.
00:33:52	- He's right.
00:33:54	I know the rules, but thanks anyway.
00:33:56	Hey, those are my parents
00:33:58	You will not disrespect them like that.
00:34:00	Have you considered anger management?
00:34:02	Oh, Meredith. Bag it.
00:34:04	- Introduce us, Cloe.
00:34:07	Are you sure you want to do
00:34:15	Well, then, it is my responsibility,
00:34:18	as your student body president,
00:34:19	to let you know
00:34:32	Exhibit A, the fashionista.
00:34:35	I say Imposturista.
00:34:37	She lies to her parents,
00:34:40	and to you.
00:34:42	This is who you think she is.
00:34:44	This is who she really is.
00:34:49	Here's the dealio.
00:34:52	I'm not either of those girls
00:34:54	I'm both.
00:34:56	I love science and math
00:34:59	a lot,
00:35:01	but I have a passion for fashion.
00:35:03	It's how I express who I am.
00:35:05	And if I can't do that,
00:35:07	I'm nobody.
00:35:08	I want everyone in my life
00:35:11	Sorry.
00:35:12	Pathetic, isn't it?
00:35:14	Well, nowhere as pathetic as this.
00:35:17	Exhibit B, the soccer jock.
00:35:20	All-American girl, the perfect daughter,
00:35:23	you decide.
00:35:24	When her mother
00:35:27	my family was kind enough
00:35:29	to offer her employment as our maid.
00:35:32	And how did her daughter
00:35:35	By stealing my favorite, most beloved dolly.
00:35:40	Ow. Still hurts.
00:35:43	Look, it's true.
00:35:45	My mom did clean Meredith's house.
00:35:48	She would do anything
00:35:52	My mom...
00:35:57	My mom is my hero.
00:36:03	But I never took your doll.
00:36:05	Actually, I did.
00:36:07	You were using it as a doorstop.
00:36:09	I eavesdropped on my sister.
00:36:11	And then I betrayed her.
00:36:12	Yasmin, I'm very sorry.
00:36:15	Most of my friends
00:36:18	but I've been taking ballet
00:36:21	And you know what? I like it.
00:36:24	I cheated on my pop quiz
00:36:27	and my midterm, and my final.
00:36:30	I'm Bubbie,
00:36:32	and I am a chocoholic.
00:36:34	- Hi, Bubbie.
00:36:37	Meredith, this one's for you.
00:36:46	# We got that Bratitude #
00:36:48	# It's not that attitude #
00:36:50	# We got that Bratitude #
00:36:52	# Yeah, come on #
00:36:55	# There's a voice inside of me #
00:36:58	# Set it free, set it free, set it free #
00:37:02	# And it lives way
00:37:06	# Let it go, let it go, let it go. #
00:37:09	# Come with me on this ride #
00:37:13	# Soar with me through the sky #
00:37:16	# You can't hide,
00:37:20	# Everyone, listen up #
00:37:22	# They say my Bratitude
00:37:25	# Gonna take the latitude #
00:37:28	# To say that it's okay #
00:37:29	# It's not a platitude #
00:37:31	# To feel some gratitude #
00:37:33	# So show your Bratitude #
00:37:35	# To the world today #
00:37:41	# Express yourself and you'll see #
00:37:45	# Set it free, set it free,
00:37:48	# One on one, all together, you know #
00:37:52	# Let it go, let it go, let it go #
00:37:56	# Believe in all you are #
00:38:00	# Let your spirit soar #
00:38:03	# This power will open the door #
00:38:06	# Now you know, listen up #
00:38:09	# Ay ay ay ay #
00:38:11	# It's not an attitude #
00:38:13	# Ay ay ay ay #
00:38:15	# It's not a platitude #
00:38:16	# Ay ay ay ay #
00:38:19	# To feel some gratitude
00:38:22	# Bratitude #
00:38:24	# You know my Bratitude
00:38:26	# Gotta take the latitude
00:38:30	# It's not a platitude
00:38:34	# So show your Bratitude
00:38:41	# That's what we call #
00:38:44	# Bratitude #
00:38:48	# That's what we call #
00:38:52	# Bratitude #
00:38:56	# There ain't no difference
00:38:59	# No ifs, no buts, no maybes #
00:39:03	# Just follow our lead, be fearless #
00:39:06	# There's no limit, don't you worry #
00:39:11	# B-rat tat tat tat #
00:39:13	# The Bratz got your back #
00:39:17	# So get up on your feet #
00:39:19	# Let's take it to the street #
00:39:20	# To everyone you'll meet today #
00:39:26	# We got it #
00:39:27	# We'll share it, we'll show it #
00:39:30	# Want the whole world
00:39:33	# We got it #
00:39:35	# We'll share it, we'll show it #
00:39:37	# Want the whole world to know it #
00:39:39	# They say my Bratitude
00:39:42	# Gonna take the latitude
00:39:46	# It's not a platitude
00:39:49	You go on that stage, and
00:39:53	You know what?
00:39:54	That's the best offer
00:39:56	# There's a voice deep inside of me #
00:40:01	# Set it free, set it free, set it free #
00:40:05	# One on one,
00:40:08	# Let it go, let it go, let it go #
00:40:11	# B! Bratz style we'll be bringin' #
00:40:13	# R! The right way to be singin' #
00:40:15	# A! We always keep it real #
00:40:16	# T! Stick together, it's the deal #
00:40:18	# I! Tell me, girl, what lives inside #
00:40:20	# T! To be true and always try #
00:40:22	# U-D-E! Express yourself #
00:40:24	# Express yourself #
00:40:26	# Riding high with our Bratitude #
00:40:29	# That is why we got Bratitude #
00:40:33	# We can fly with our Bratitude #
00:40:36	# Don't deny we got Bratitude #
00:40:40	# Riding high with our Bratitude #
00:40:44	# That is why we got Bratitude #
00:40:48	# We can fly with our Bratitude #
00:40:51	# Don't deny that #
00:40:53	# We got #
00:40:56	# Bra-ti-tude #
00:41:07	# Hey #
00:41:22	Oh, that was so good!
00:41:24	Yes!
00:41:26	Yeah!
00:41:37	You were all absolutely wonderful.
00:41:41	And the winner is...
00:41:45	It's a tie.
00:41:47	It's a tie.
00:41:49	Well, we... That's a first.
00:41:51	So I guess we just...
00:41:53	I'd like to present
00:41:56	to Meredith Baxter Dimly.
00:41:59	I really didn't see this coming.
00:42:01	I won, I won, I won, I won!
00:42:04	Look, everyone. I won.
00:42:08	- Thank you.
00:42:10	Now, the scholarship
00:42:31	Meredith. Tom McShavie,
00:42:35	- Great show.
00:42:37	I caught your MTV
00:42:40	and it's got the best numbers to date.
00:42:42	You in the pool. Outrageous.
00:42:44	My idea.
00:42:46	Smart girl.
00:42:47	Oh, but you four girls, whoa.
00:42:49	You have got superstar
00:42:53	- We do?
00:42:54	Without question.
00:42:55	We're having a movie premiere
00:42:59	How would you girls like to be
00:43:02	Two words. Uh, duh!
00:43:05	Fantastic.
00:43:06	- We'll be in touch.
00:43:08	Oh, my God, the red carpet!
00:43:11	Oh, my God, the scholarship!
00:43:13	Which...
00:43:16	we want to give to you, Cloe.
00:43:18	You're going to college,
00:43:21	For real?
00:43:23	Oh, I love you guys!
00:43:26	We are truly best friends forever.
00:43:34	BFFs!
00:43:38	Even better.
00:43:40	Bratz!
00:44:08	I totally would've won
00:44:10	Well, dear, there's
00:44:22	No, there is not a next time.
00:44:25	I'm graduating.
00:44:26	Oh, yes.
00:44:28	Congratulations, dear.
00:44:36	Easy, easy, easy, girl.
00:46:21	Whoo!
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