27 Dresses

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00:00:54 Mozart found his calling at age five...
00:00:57 composing his first minuet.
00:01:00 Picasso discovered
00:01:02 - when he was nine.
00:01:05 - Oh!
00:01:07 well before
00:01:10 Me? I was eight when I discovered
00:01:14 I was at the St. Thomas Church next to the
00:01:19 It was my cousin Lisa's
00:01:21 Here, Dad. Let me.
00:01:24 It was our first big
00:01:27 and Dad was not in great shape.
00:01:30 Daddy, can you take me to the girls' room?
00:01:36 Uh, come on, Tess.
00:01:49 Shit! Oh, shit!
00:01:55 - Oh,Janey, I'm sorry.
00:02:00 What'll I do?
00:02:03 The heck am I gonna do?
00:02:11 Thank you so much, sweetie.
00:02:15 Janey, get my train.
00:02:21 And that was the moment.
00:02:26 I knew that I had helped someone
00:02:29 And I couldn't wait
00:02:33 Oh,Jane, that's stunning.
00:02:38 Oh, my God.
00:02:41 Really? You really think so?
00:02:45 It's amazing,
00:02:48 - It's for you. It's the bride.
00:02:51 Thank you. Hi, Suzanne.
00:02:53 -Jane, is it ready?
00:02:55 - It fits?
00:02:57 - Are you coming now?
00:03:00 - Don't worry about anything. This is your day.
00:03:12 Come on.
00:03:19 There you are! You look great.
00:03:21 - Thanks!
00:03:23 Oh. Here.
00:03:27 - What's this?
00:03:30 - a pair of my earrings.
00:03:32 - About your hair--
00:03:36 Okay. I'll fix it
00:03:39 What's all this stuff?
00:03:41 Let's just hurry.
00:03:44 Aren't the dresses great?
00:03:47 -you can shorten them and wear them again.
00:03:50 Give me a smile.
00:03:52 Okay. Excuse me.
00:03:56 We are gathered here today
00:03:59 of Suzanne and Greg.
00:04:02 This is a time
00:04:04 as we honor two people
00:04:06 to be joined
00:04:08 - Oh, wow.
00:04:12 Taxi!
00:04:15 Great.
00:04:19 Thanks. 31 Water Street.
00:04:22 Okay. I will give you
00:04:25 - for the whole night on one condition--
00:04:27 You don't look in the rear view mirror
00:04:29 - Deal? Great.
00:04:37 What are you doing?
00:04:39 Hey. You just cost yourself
00:04:41 I-- No one's looking.
00:04:50 I'll be right back.
00:04:56 Thank God you're here. I'm freakin' out.
00:04:59 - I forgot my thingy.
00:05:01 I brought extra.
00:05:05 - Perfect.
00:05:07 - Hi!
00:05:09 Are these dresses great? And the best thing
00:05:13 That is definitely so true.
00:05:15 We gather here today
00:05:20 - Shari Rabinowitz--
00:05:24 known to his friends
00:05:26 Shari and Prakash are so happy
00:05:32 What are you doing?
00:05:35 Go! Go! Go!
00:05:37 - You in?
00:05:45 Hey! Hey!
00:05:49 Are you sure you wanna
00:05:52 - No!
00:05:57 Okay. Which one do you want?
00:05:59 I kinda want the blond.
00:06:01 Casey, can't you keep it
00:06:03 Are you kidding? The only reason to wear
00:06:06 is so some drunken groomsman
00:06:10 What time is it now? Well, I'm just gonna be
00:06:15 I'll call you back.
00:06:24 Holy--
00:06:28 Whoo!
00:06:30 Whoo!
00:06:34 Whoo! Whoo!
00:06:42 #Lovely is the feeling now #
00:06:46 Hey! Wrong shoes!
00:06:50 Ziggy! What?
00:06:54 # Temperature's rising now #
00:06:56 - Ha!
00:07:00 Oh! Geez!
00:07:02 Jane, I'm so hungry. Did you eat anything?
00:07:05 - Oh, yeah.
00:07:07 And let me give you some advice,
00:07:11 I'll tell ya. Whoa. Fall right off.
00:07:18 - Did you meet my grandma?
00:07:21 - I think she's having fun.
00:07:23 #Don't stop
00:07:26 - #Keep on with the force #
00:07:29 - #Don't stop till you get enough #
00:07:32 #Don't stop till you get enough ##
00:07:36 -Jane, what is that thing on your forehead?
00:07:40 I'd like to take a moment
00:07:43 who's really gone
00:07:46 The girl who not only hosted my shower
00:07:50 She went with me to the caterer,
00:07:54 And to eight bridal stores...
00:07:57 where she helped me cling
00:08:00 As I tried on dress
00:08:02 So thanks,Jane!
00:08:06 Thanks,Jane.
00:08:09 Okay! Everybody ready?
00:08:31 Is she all right?
00:08:37 Is she all right?
00:08:42 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:45 You don't wanna move around too much.
00:08:47 I need you to give me some ice.
00:08:51 and something
00:08:52 All right. She's fine,
00:08:56 Just a little bump
00:08:58 You a doctor?
00:09:01 No, but Tweedledee and "Tweedledrunk"
00:09:04 - Okay. Do you know your name?
00:09:07 Jane. I'm Kevin.
00:09:09 Hmm. Thank you
00:09:13 - Sure. Got it?
00:09:15 - Okay. You're good?
00:09:17 All right.
00:09:20 Whoa, whoa. Okay.
00:09:24 All right. Nice and easy.
00:09:27 # That I'm irresponsibly mad #
00:09:31 #For you ##
00:09:38 I loved your thong,
00:09:41 You buzzed past me earlier.
00:09:44 You were in two weddings
00:09:46 - That's a little upsetting, don't you think?
00:09:50 and their weddings happened to be on
00:09:54 Oh, no. That's not the upsetting part.
00:09:56 - I mean, isn't one wedding bad enough?
00:09:59 - Really?
00:10:00 Which part, the forced merriment,
00:10:04 Actually, it's meeting
00:10:07 Love is patient. Love is kind.
00:10:11 - What is it you do again?
00:10:13 Right.
00:10:18 - This is my building.
00:10:20 - No. I got it.
00:10:22 Yeah.
00:10:25 All right, sweetie. A hundred and forty.
00:10:28 Hey! What's-- No.
00:10:31 Don't you think it's a whole lot of ritual
00:10:34 Let's face it-- It's got about a 50-50 shot
00:10:37 How very refreshing.
00:10:40 - I'm just trying to point out
00:10:42 That's so noble of you.
00:10:44 telling small children
00:10:46 'Cause someone needs
00:10:48 So you admit that believing in marriage
00:10:52 No. I--
00:10:56 I don't know why I'm arguing
00:10:59 But, yes, marriage, like everything good
00:11:01 Cynicism, on the other hand,
00:11:04 - It was very interesting meeting you.
00:11:07 Yeah.
00:11:09 You gonna be in more
00:11:12 - I have to go.
00:11:14 - Just, like, ballpark.
00:11:25 - Hey, you know what? Could you--
00:11:28 - Forget it.
00:12:14 Okay.
00:12:24 Death. Destruction.
00:12:31 Come to mama.
00:12:37 Oh.
00:12:54 Jeter hit a walk-off
00:12:57 Uh, no. I work
00:12:59 - Here. From the happy couple.
00:13:02 You were eating coconut cake
00:13:07 - So how'd it go?
00:13:09 The bride wore a gown that sparkled
00:13:11 as he saw her approaching
00:13:15 And you're not
00:13:17 Commitments is the gold standard
00:13:19 Every girl on the planet rips open that page,
00:13:22 Brides kill to get in there.
00:13:25 Do you have any idea
00:13:28 - You mean to women who are
00:13:30 They won't call you.
00:13:32 They will pretend they never even met you.
00:13:35 Well, it's not gonna
00:13:37 - You're looking at my ticket
00:13:41 - Uh, go away.
00:13:50 What? I wasn't gonna come
00:13:53 Two-day walk of shame outfit.
00:13:58 What happened to you
00:14:01 You were barely there,
00:14:03 - You meet someone?
00:14:06 Oh. Ridiculous question.
00:14:11 - Good morning, Gina.
00:14:13 - You haven't seen my Filofax
00:14:16 No. Okay.
00:14:19 - Did you get those catalog pages in for George?
00:14:23 Okay. No worries.
00:14:26 Attagirl.
00:14:28 - I'm not her boss.
00:14:31 Same diff. What's the good of your job
00:14:34 - Casey, go to Accounting.
00:14:42 Where the hell
00:14:45 That is a great idea for the front page
00:14:48 Oh, come on, Doyle. How many times
00:14:50 - I'm telling you, Maureen. It's a great idea.
00:14:53 As great as your last great idea, an expose
00:14:57 Yes! Yes! They're ripping people off.
00:15:00 That's an 8000/0 markup.
00:15:02 Yes, it is.
00:15:05 What about the piece I wanted to do on
00:15:08 - That is a killer piece.
00:15:10 That's what people really wanna
00:15:12 Kevin, this section practically
00:15:16 Our advertisers want fun, upbeat,
00:15:20 - opposite their products.
00:15:23 - Get out.
00:15:26 I get it. But this one is.
00:15:28 - has been in seven weddings--
00:15:30 This year. She was in two
00:15:34 But it won't just be about her.
00:15:36 It'll be an incisive look at how the wedding
00:15:39 that should be an important rite
00:15:45 In a fun, upbeat, you know,
00:15:49 Look, Maureen, I am dying
00:15:51 If I have to write another sentence about
00:15:55 This is a real story.
00:15:57 I need you covering weddings.
00:16:00 And that's what
00:16:02 If you don't start giving me feature stories,
00:16:04 One chance. If I don't like it, you go back
00:16:09 with a big smile on that ridiculously
00:16:12 Deal.
00:16:16 - You think he'll like these?
00:16:19 I think those photos for the fall catalog will
00:16:23 - and make sweet love to you for hours and hours.
00:16:27 Tell me that crazy crush is the reason you
00:16:30 -Just like my job. Okay?
00:16:34 George is gonna wake up and realize
00:16:37 - and he's gonna make some
00:16:40 Yeah. That's me.
00:16:44 That's great. I spent two days in bed
00:16:48 - Nice.
00:16:52 Oh,Jane. You don't seriously think
00:16:55 Gina, can you take these
00:16:58 - Sure. No problem.
00:17:00 Would you please stop
00:17:02 Everybody knows,Jane,
00:17:04 It's true.
00:17:07 Gatsby! Hi, buddy. Hi!
00:17:11 Whoa! Come on, Gatsby.
00:17:14 Hi.
00:17:18 - How was it?
00:17:22 in 10 hours--
00:17:24 Isn't that, like, the eighth time
00:17:27 - How do you remember that stuff,Jane?
00:17:30 - So we just got these in. What do you think?
00:17:33 That's what I was thinking. They don't
00:17:36 Outdoors. Right. I mean,
00:17:38 There's no danger. Plus, everyone
00:17:41 Yeah. Like models. Got it.
00:17:43 See? That's why I keep
00:17:45 I mean, who else could finish my sentences?
00:17:48 Your design meeting
00:17:50 And the 92nd Street Y called to confirm
00:17:53 - You wanna go?
00:17:55 Just a few words about ecologically
00:17:58 Something light and fun.
00:18:00 Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
00:18:02 but I'm probably gonna need
00:18:05 - Yeah. Probably.
00:18:08 -you don't have to take care of for me, right?
00:18:13 Oh, my... God!
00:18:16 - Leave me alone.
00:18:18 - Yeah?
00:18:21 I just thought
00:18:23 That's why I love ya.
00:18:27 I love you too.
00:18:29 Oh! Yeah.
00:18:33 Yeah. You're right.
00:18:39 Okay, everybody. I hope to see you all
00:18:42 And,Jane, thanks again
00:18:45 No problem.
00:18:48 Do you wanna come over
00:18:52 Some of the guys from Shipping
00:18:54 - and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.
00:18:57 I can't. I gotta pick up
00:18:59 God! Wouldn't it be great if there was
00:19:04 Like yellow cars or shiny
00:19:08 I want to pick her up.
00:19:10 Plus, she needs
00:19:12 - See ya.
00:19:26 Hi!
00:19:28 Yea!
00:19:31 Hey! When did you start
00:19:34 Oh.
00:19:36 I always meet the nicest
00:19:38 Hmm. Come on.
00:19:45 Rudolfo said he wanted to come back
00:19:48 but I told him that
00:19:50 Spazio, Rudolfo!
00:19:53 Oh! This is so tiny
00:20:00 Ah. Feels so good
00:20:02 Six months away
00:20:08 Mom was my age,you know?
00:20:11 - Almost to the day.
00:20:14 It was the perfect wedding--
00:20:16 The Boathouse, the big band,
00:20:20 Except that dress.
00:20:22 I mean, the synthetic lace
00:20:25 I think it was perfect.
00:20:28 - Well, they really did love each other.
00:20:31 What are these?
00:20:34 I'm-- No. They're just--
00:20:37 Excuse me. I was going
00:20:39 Well, excuse me.
00:20:41 It's just this one guy.
00:20:44 Malcolm Doyle-- I only keep his.
00:20:47 I just-- I love the stories--
00:20:51 the engagements.
00:20:53 Yeah. Never mind. It's not really your thing.
00:20:58 Um, a week or two 'cause the fall fashion
00:21:03 Speaking of work. I am meeting up with some
00:21:07 - You wanna come?
00:21:11 All right. So, let me
00:21:13 You would rather go have drinks
00:21:16 than come to my awesome
00:21:18 - Weird, huh?
00:21:21 - But I'll try to make it.
00:21:23 Grey Goose is in the freezer.
00:21:25 -In the cupboard there are--
00:21:28 I said it first. I beat you.
00:21:36 - St. Marks and A.
00:21:42 - Hi, Gina.
00:21:44 - Great party.
00:21:48 - You got them champagne glasses
00:21:53 All right. Any way she's gonna believe
00:21:56 - Maybe. I wrapped it like a car ran over it.
00:21:59 Ah, look. I'm gonna go to the bar,
00:22:02 You guys need anything.
00:22:04 Maybe some hair of the dog for you?
00:22:06 I'm good. Thanks.
00:22:09 He asks if you want a drink,
00:22:15 If you already have a drink, you down it. Then
00:22:18 an accidental pregnancy,
00:22:22 How many times do we
00:22:24 - I don't want him
00:22:27 Yeah. That's what guys want,
00:22:29 You're wrong. George appreciates
00:22:32 What good is it being
00:22:34 Hey,Jane. Look.
00:22:37 did you get that thing
00:22:40 - O-On my desk?
00:22:44 - Okay? It was great.
00:22:48 'Cause, you know, we haven't really
00:22:52 so I just wanted to make sure
00:22:55 - George!
00:22:59 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:23:03 Okay. Stop it. This is real life.
00:23:06 You have to go over there
00:23:08 Okay. It's now or never,
00:23:12 - Now, now. Go. Now!
00:23:25 Whoo!
00:23:48 -Jane.
00:23:51 George, this is my sister, Tess. Tess, this is
00:23:57 Jane is my assistant.
00:23:59 Lucky her.
00:24:01 Yeah.
00:24:03 It's kind of like whatever I need,
00:24:06 As if I don't take enough
00:24:09 I even dropped my dry cleaning
00:24:12 Your dry cleaning slip.
00:24:15 - It was an emergency, so--
00:24:18 Good fluff-and-fold
00:24:20 Yeah. Especially when you're
00:24:24 Right.
00:24:28 - You wanna get a drink?
00:24:31 Came to have a drink
00:24:33 Janey?
00:24:37 Hi. How are ya?
00:24:39 Were the flowers too much?
00:24:42 - They're from you.
00:24:45 You sent them.
00:24:48 Oh, that's--That's such...
00:24:51 Good news. Hey, Kev,
00:24:54 - Uh, sure.
00:25:02 Motherf--
00:25:07 Why? Why?
00:25:12 Oh.
00:25:16 I'm so sorry.
00:25:18 Congratulations.
00:25:23 Fifty. Wow. That's--
00:25:32 I'm sorry.
00:25:35 Uh, I just asked
00:25:39 Oh, and I have
00:25:42 I wanted to give you-
00:25:44 - Here you are.
00:25:47 Yeah. You left it in the cab.
00:25:50 or Thursday's bikini wax,
00:25:53 - You read it?
00:25:56 It was very hard. All your little notes
00:26:00 It's very Unabomber. You know, they do have
00:26:04 - that take care of everything for you.
00:26:06 - I don't need to be taken care of. Thank you.
00:26:09 - Yeah?
00:26:12 Thank you for bringing back
00:26:15 It's a drink. It's not a week in Oahu.
00:26:19 Come on.Just one drink.
00:26:21 I'm sorry. I'm really not
00:26:24 fun tonight.
00:26:26 Got it. Totally got it. So maybe
00:26:30 Maybe not. I'll see
00:26:34 Who was that? And where
00:26:37 Is he coming back?
00:26:39 That's freakin' insane. I could never do that.
00:26:41 - No, no.
00:26:46 Oh, my God.
00:26:49 It's late. You must be exhausted.
00:26:54 - Let's go dancing.
00:26:58 Yeah. No. I'll go.
00:27:00 - Yeah, but I gotta warn you.
00:27:03 No. It's true. In fact, on several occasions,
00:27:06 - You wanna come too,Jane?
00:27:10 No, no. You guys go.
00:27:13 - Have a good time.
00:27:42 Go to sleep,Jane.
00:27:46 Go to sleep.
00:27:54 # Well, sometimes
00:27:58 #And I look across
00:28:04 #And I think of all the things
00:28:07 #And in my head
00:28:13 # 'Cause since I come home #
00:28:15 # Well, my body's been
00:28:18 #And I miss your tender hair #
00:28:20 #And the way
00:28:22 #Oh, won't you come on over #
00:28:25 #Stop making a fool
00:28:29 # Why don't you come on over,
00:28:34 Oh, hi, Tess.
00:28:37 You talked about me
00:28:39 Don't feel bad. I'm a really important
00:28:42 We spend every hour,
00:28:47 - Hey! Still up?
00:28:50 Yeah. Yeah,just doin' a little bit of cleaning.
00:28:54 Janey, I had...
00:28:58 the best night ever.
00:29:00 Oh, that's right!
00:29:03 - Ow!
00:29:05 What? Weird? Why would it be weird?
00:29:09 - Okay. Great. 'Cause we're
00:29:12 Yeah. I think so too.
00:29:17 So tell me about George.
00:29:20 Oh. Well. I--
00:29:25 Uh, he, uh--
00:29:27 Well, he dropped
00:29:31 and then climbed
00:29:35 And then he started Urban Everest
00:29:37 and turned it into one of the most eco-friendly
00:29:41 all before he was 30.
00:29:43 - Wow.
00:29:45 And that's just his resume.
00:29:48 And he loves his dog, Gatsby,
00:29:51 He doesn't eat red meat,
00:29:53 And he would rather spend
00:29:57 My God.
00:30:01 Yeah. Yeah, but he has flaws.
00:30:04 He is flawed.
00:30:06 - What do you mean?
00:30:11 which is weird.
00:30:13 And sometimes he doesn't
00:30:16 I just think that's gross.
00:30:18 Jane.Jane, those aren't
00:30:21 Deal. Wh-What deal?
00:30:25 I mean, nothing happened
00:30:28 - Did it?
00:30:31 Oh. I got ya. Nice.
00:30:35 Mmm. Fun.
00:30:38 Sounds fun.
00:30:45 - Dad?
00:30:48 How are you? Oh,
00:30:51 Tessie! Oh! Oh!
00:30:55 - Hi.
00:30:58 Oh, Dad. This place
00:31:02 Now that's not fair.
00:31:04 I got a brand-new awning. I just stripped
00:31:08 - New cash register. Digital.
00:31:10 Wow, Dad. I'm sorry.
00:31:13 remarkable improvements.
00:31:15 Give me that. Let's go upstairs.
00:31:19 There we go.
00:31:20 Dad, aren't we a little
00:31:23 - No.
00:31:25 So, Tess, how long you here for?
00:31:30 One to two weeks, right?
00:31:32 Um, actually, it just depends
00:31:36 What things?
00:31:39 What-What-What few things? What's--
00:31:46 - Hello? Hi!
00:31:50 Some new guy is chasing
00:31:52 I wouldn't call it
00:31:57 - Oh, George. I would love to.
00:32:00 - What?
00:32:03 Yeah! Oh, yeah. Great.
00:32:09 Of course.
00:32:16 I gotta stop.
00:32:25 She's gonna call me.
00:32:27 - I got a way of making
00:32:32 Oh, God.
00:32:37 Whoo! Ah. "Yello."
00:32:40 You ripped a week out of my planner.
00:32:43 It's a little experiment. See how you do
00:32:47 By the way,
00:32:49 What do you do besides
00:32:51 You know what? I don't see how
00:32:54 How do you afford
00:32:56 I mean, the dresses, the airfares,
00:32:59 Hey, people love that gift.
00:33:01 So sometimes they throw in
00:33:04 Wow. That is terribly sad.
00:33:06 Ah. Well, look. I wanna
00:33:08 Okay? How about a new date book
00:33:11 Uh, yeah. Sure.
00:33:14 Except, hey! You already did.
00:33:17 You know what? Can you please, please
00:33:20 Nope. Tell you what. Anytime
00:33:23 who doesn't need you to take them
00:33:26 or a coed mojito and burrito rehearsal dinner,
00:33:29 Yeah. Okay.
00:33:32 Oh, God.
00:33:36 - Hey!
00:33:39 - Are we getting too old for hugs?
00:33:41 Thank you.
00:33:43 There he is.
00:33:45 - Pedro. How's it goin'?
00:33:48 - So Pedro is my, uh--
00:33:53 From the Big Brother
00:33:56 - Oh.
00:34:00 - Oh.
00:34:05 Yeah. Um, look,Jane,
00:34:09 are gonna take Pedro to his baseball game
00:34:11 I can't. I've got so much work to do.
00:34:14 Are you kidding me,Jane?
00:34:16 - Let's go. I don't wanna have to fire you.
00:34:19 All right?
00:34:26 - Hey. How you doin'?
00:34:28 Let me get three Diet Pepsis,
00:34:31 - Chili dog. You want a chili dog?
00:34:34 - Not unless it's a tofu dog with meatless chili.
00:34:38 - You're a vegetarian?
00:34:41 - Oh, is it?
00:34:44 - Oh.
00:34:46 Oh, God. I know. I mean, even being
00:34:50 I mean, every time I go hiking, I have
00:34:54 You go hiking?
00:34:56 but you hardly seem like the kind of girl
00:34:59 Especially
00:35:02 Don't be silly. The best "to furky"
00:35:05 I can see how you would think that,
00:35:08 all that outdoorsy
00:35:10 You know, hiking and biking
00:35:14 But, to tell you the truth, I haven't been
00:35:19 See Jane and I had this
00:35:22 I just-- I loved him.
00:35:24 He would just go on nature hikes
00:35:29 Not a day goes by that I don't think about
00:35:34 Good ol' Tory.
00:35:37 Jane, how come you never
00:35:40 I don't know. I must have
00:35:46 Yeah. His name was "Toby," but I called him
00:35:51 A lisp that turned
00:35:54 You know what?
00:35:56 No way!
00:35:58 - We have more things
00:36:06 I'm gonna go out and shag
00:36:09 Ooh! I'm jealous. It sounds fun.
00:36:14 - What are "shagging flies"?
00:36:16 - What?
00:36:19 No. I like yachts. I like flowers.
00:36:23 - I mean, it's not exactly the same--
00:36:26 You hated him. The only animals you ever
00:36:29 You're just saying all this stuff
00:36:33 - Or some people think he is.
00:36:36 I just hated it
00:36:38 And I could like soy milk
00:36:45 Hey, Tess. What do you say
00:36:48 Ooh. Fun. Are we gonna shag now?
00:36:54 - Ever done this before?
00:36:57 - Here you go.
00:36:59 Put this arm down there. All right?
00:37:01 - Okay.
00:37:04 Hi.
00:37:06 Thank you.
00:37:14 - Oh.
00:37:17 - "Love, George."
00:37:19 #Not in love with you
00:37:22 - George.
00:37:25 Oh, that's terrific.
00:37:27 #Slightly overrule
00:37:31 #Oh, no, oh, no
00:37:35 #It won't hold up for very long #
00:37:40 #Oh, no, oh, no #
00:37:42 - # You touch my soul #
00:37:45 Wouldn't that be great?
00:37:54 # 'Cause I might need
00:37:56 #And I wouldn't wanna spoil it
00:37:58 #If I am
00:38:02 - # To date or not #
00:38:06 # Who knows #
00:38:08 #If we are ready
00:38:13 #Something #
00:38:15 # Who knows #
00:38:18 #Mmm,yeah #
00:38:24 You know that in sign language,
00:38:28 - #But I haven't fallen in quite yet #
00:38:33 #Oh, no, oh, no #
00:38:35 #My self-control #
00:38:37 #It won't hold up
00:38:42 #Oh, no, oh, no #
00:38:44 # You touch my soul #
00:38:47 #I can't help falling
00:38:49 - # Who knows #
00:38:52 #If I am
00:38:56 - Which one sucks less?
00:38:59 - Good. Maybe, uh, would you mind again?
00:39:02 - Thank you.
00:39:07 You okay? You seem
00:39:10 Yeah. No. I'm cool.
00:39:16 - How's it look?
00:39:19 - Here you go. Mm-hmm.
00:40:03 Oh, hey. Guys, guys! Hold it.
00:40:06 Hey.Jane.
00:40:11 I'm so sorry. I should've called,
00:40:16 Oh. Well, thanks.
00:40:20 Sorry I'm late.
00:40:22 Hey, guys. Now, now.
00:40:26 Jane, what's going on?
00:40:33 Come here, boy.
00:40:36 Golly. Here you go.
00:40:42 - Oh!
00:40:45 - Sorry.
00:40:48 Will you do me a favor?
00:40:50 Okay.
00:40:56 So, Tess. My parents met playing hopscotch
00:41:02 and they were married
00:41:04 And I've been waiting my whole life
00:41:09 And maybe I've been too busy
00:41:12 - but, I think I...
00:41:15 missed some
00:41:17 - But, Tess, the second that I saw you...
00:41:19 I knew that we could
00:41:22 So, um--
00:41:25 Tess, will you marry me?
00:41:28 Yes, of course I will.
00:41:32 George.
00:41:43 So, wait. Does this mean
00:41:45 Yup.
00:41:48 Whoa. Well, I-- I don't know what to say.
00:41:51 then you get Tessie
00:41:54 George, you're my hero.
00:41:57 Oh, thank you. You have a couple
00:42:01 Wait.Just a second. I wanna get somethin'.
00:42:06 Who isn't?
00:42:09 I'm so excited
00:42:11 - He's so happy.
00:42:15 Daddy!
00:42:18 - Your mother would've wanted you to have it.
00:42:22 Okay.
00:42:24 - Thank you.
00:42:27 -Jane, you don't mind, right?
00:42:31 - You can have it after me.
00:42:35 - Yeah. Mom would've wanted that.
00:42:37 Okay. Yeah.
00:42:40 It was my mother's.
00:42:43 - Isn't that amazing?
00:42:46 Dad, I don't even know
00:42:52 Uh, so I'm just trying to figure out why
00:42:55 You've been ducking me
00:42:57 My little sister's
00:43:00 - Ah, before you.
00:43:02 Then what are you
00:43:04 You don't know Tess.
00:43:07 I'm not gonna just be
00:43:09 I'm gonna be taking care
00:43:12 - So why don't you just say, "No"?
00:43:15 Say, "No."
00:43:17 - You have said, "No," to people before?
00:43:21 Many, many times.
00:43:25 Ah, but you want
00:43:28 But I can't.
00:43:30 But you can say, "No."
00:43:33 All right. You know what we're gonna do?
00:43:36 All right? We're gonna practice saying, "No."
00:43:39 Turn around. We're gonna play this game.
00:43:41 All right.Jane,
00:43:44 - No!
00:43:47 No.
00:43:52 Jane, I need you...
00:43:55 to give me 50 bucks.
00:43:59 No?
00:44:02 Eh, not bad.
00:44:04 - Can I have your drink?
00:44:06 No!
00:44:08 - Oh, no.
00:44:12 - That's terrible.
00:44:14 - So you went by the flower shop
00:44:18 - Uh-huh.
00:44:20 - Done.
00:44:24 Did I tell you I asked Julie
00:44:26 - Who?
00:44:31 - What about Mimi? Cousin Mimi?
00:44:33 She's so pregnant. It'll just throw
00:44:37 I'm sorry. I know
00:44:40 What's not to love about
00:44:42 the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
00:44:45 Just don't listen to her. Your boobs came
00:44:50 As for the third bridesmaid,
00:44:52 - that really rude one.
00:44:54 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:44:57 She's really pretty.
00:44:59 I don't have that many girlfriends.
00:45:02 I don't know why.
00:45:05 Okay. Fine. I know why.
00:45:11 Sure. Of course.
00:45:13 So I was also thinking we could
00:45:16 You know, put pictures of George
00:45:19 - Okay.
00:45:23 he wants to do a whole Commitments
00:45:26 He called me.
00:45:28 At this point,
00:45:30 Listen, um, I've been thinking a lot about
00:45:33 I think it would be so special if I did
00:45:37 -Just like?
00:45:41 So, ta-da!
00:45:44 - The Boathouse?
00:45:47 At first, when I called, they said they had
00:45:51 But then the ninth time I called,
00:45:54 Apparently the bride slept
00:45:57 and sister
00:45:59 So, obviously, it got canceled
00:46:02 But which means...
00:46:04 we're getting married
00:46:06 Three weeks?
00:46:09 Uh-huh. Oh,Jane. I know
00:46:11 And I didn't wanna wait
00:46:19 Uh, you could be a little
00:46:21 No, I am. I am.
00:46:26 It's just that you wanted to get married
00:46:29 I know.
00:46:32 No, I just-- I didn't know that
00:46:35 but if it is, then I just want
00:46:38 - You know that.
00:46:41 Okay. Now can we talk about
00:46:43 Come on. I really don't like the linens,
00:46:47 because they do not go with the color
00:46:50 That selfish whore.
00:46:54 - Namaste.
00:46:56 I can't believe it.
00:46:58 There is no man that won't fall for her.
00:47:01 Men just become hypnotized by her voodoo
00:47:06 You can't plan your sister's
00:47:09 To be fair, she didn't
00:47:11 And nor should she--
00:47:14 I'm just gonna have to get over it.
00:47:18 And neither do you.
00:47:20 She wants you to be
00:47:21 You are shitting me.
00:47:24 - Hello?
00:47:26 No. No, I won't do it,
00:47:29 I say, "No," on principle.
00:47:33 Please. Please don't
00:47:36 - Please, please, please.
00:47:38 Because it's you. But if she crosses me,
00:47:41 And then I will kick your ass.
00:47:48 There's no sign
00:47:56 Three weeks?
00:48:00 - It is not enough time for one of my creations!
00:48:03 Antoine, remember when I
00:48:07 and they commissioned that six-tiered,
00:48:11 Then, of course,
00:48:13 for the Schifman-Guardino
00:48:15 You can do anything,
00:48:19 You're gonna do the cake,
00:48:22 - and I would like a discount, please.
00:48:24 - It pleases me.
00:48:27 We have a cake.
00:48:31 - What are you doing here?
00:48:35 - What?
00:48:38 - Um, this is my fiance, George.
00:48:42 - to the both of you.
00:48:44 Oh. Babe, I gotta
00:48:47 - Okay.
00:48:49 I'm right over here.
00:48:51 Oh, and this is Jane,
00:48:53 She's obsessed with your stories.
00:48:55 - She keeps them, but pretends
00:48:58 She's your number one fan.
00:49:01 Not in a creepy way though.
00:49:03 - Right.
00:49:07 As in "Kevin."
00:49:09 Well, I use "Malcolm" for the byline
00:49:13 - So how did you meet George?
00:49:15 -Jane.
00:49:18 - I'm just-- I'm a little bit confused.
00:49:21 - You guys know each other?
00:49:26 Can you just give us one second?
00:49:30 talk to-- talk about you.
00:49:32 Antoine.
00:49:35 You lied to me.
00:49:37 No. I told you I was a writer.
00:49:40 But-- But you write
00:49:45 Do you actually believe in love
00:49:48 or are you a cynic who knows how to spin
00:49:52 I didn't follow that at all. But I think
00:49:56 Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite
00:50:01 Um, can I steal you away
00:50:05 Of course. Of course.
00:50:33 What? Tess is not here.
00:50:36 - I'm here to see you.
00:50:39 Come on. I have to talk
00:50:43 It'll take five minutes.
00:50:46 For George and Tess?
00:50:50 Well, okay.
00:50:53 Thank you.
00:50:56 - May I come in?
00:50:58 - Or would you prefer to lie some more?
00:51:02 I don't know why
00:51:04 - I may have left out a couple of things.
00:51:07 The maid of honor
00:51:11 So tell me how you feel
00:51:15 I couldn't be happier.
00:51:17 I taught her how to tell time,
00:51:19 how to steam flounder
00:51:21 I mean, I practically raised her--
00:51:25 That would kill my father.
00:51:28 Wait. What are those?
00:51:32 Nothing.
00:51:34 - Are those--
00:51:40 - Are they bridesmaid dresses?
00:51:43 Oh! Good God.
00:51:47 What? You kept them all?
00:51:50 I have a lot of friends
00:51:52 Right. Well, that makes
00:51:55 - because they're beautiful.
00:51:58 "Not that bad"? I'd like to see one of them
00:52:00 Fine.
00:52:02 Um, well--
00:52:05 This one--
00:52:09 Horrible. Right?
00:52:11 What color is this? Vomit?
00:52:13 No, it's like a-- It's an "olivey" green.
00:52:16 I'm telling you,
00:52:18 Uh, no. I'm telling you
00:52:21 inflicted on you by a bride
00:52:23 No.Jenna picked it
00:52:26 Slightly delusional and will believe
00:52:30 That is not true and I'm going
00:52:46 See?
00:52:48 It's not so bad.
00:52:53 Okay. You are totally right
00:52:55 But, come on.
00:52:57 Well, it's your flash.
00:53:02 and if it were just a normal--
00:53:04 You kind of look
00:53:09 You should be flattered. She didn't want
00:53:12 and have you actually
00:53:15 It's really not the worst one.
00:53:19 If I had to pick one--
00:53:25 - This is my favorite.
00:53:28 - What the hell is that?
00:53:30 What was the theme, "humiliation"? God!
00:53:34 - No, people do not have
00:53:38 - Let's do it.
00:53:40 - Y'all say, "Diddly-dee."
00:53:42 Oh!
00:53:46 I feel sick. All right. What else you got?
00:53:50 Okay. Okay.
00:53:53 - You have to show me Benihana.
00:53:59 # You ain't got the crime
00:54:01 #Nothing' on you #
00:54:06 Aha!
00:54:09 Very pretty.
00:54:11 Adorable.
00:54:15 Every bride loves
00:54:19 Men wore dresses. Women wore suits.
00:54:27 Whoa!
00:54:35 - Kevin?
00:54:37 Oh!
00:54:39 Um--
00:54:41 What was the theme here?
00:54:43 L.A. Wedding.
00:54:46 # You gotta party
00:54:49 #She's in love now #
00:54:59 # Would you rather see #
00:55:03 # That you know
00:55:07 #Come on #
00:55:22 Twenty-seven dresses.
00:55:25 I don't get it. All right. You--
00:55:28 Just throw it out.
00:55:31 You live in New York.
00:55:33 Strange as it sounds, I've had some
00:55:36 - Weird as that may be.
00:55:39 I don't care if somebody wants me
00:55:41 - It's their day, not mine.
00:55:44 And if supporting them
00:55:47 snowshoeing to a mountaintop
00:55:49 - helping to caulk a fountain
00:55:53 Oh, I'm a really,
00:55:59 Likes caulk.
00:56:02 All right.
00:56:04 I mean, how much time do you spend
00:56:07 What about--What about you?
00:56:09 No, I don't.
00:56:14 Someday-- God knows when--
00:56:18 it'll be my day.
00:56:20 And then all those people
00:56:23 That is if I ever--
00:56:25 Sorry.
00:56:34 You don't get it.
00:56:36 That's fine.
00:57:07 Hey. I need
00:57:09 I thought you were
00:57:15 What is that?
00:57:17 - George is in Telluride. Who's in here?
00:57:20 - Let's talk in the hall.
00:57:21 Jane--
00:57:24 He was looking for
00:57:26 He's...
00:57:29 - # Oh, boy #
00:57:31 It's Pedro
00:57:33 #I don't really know
00:57:36 Kevin!
00:57:38 That bridesmaid story--
00:57:41 Uh, it's a little rough.
00:57:44 - I want to see it.
00:57:46 - Right now. E-mail it.
00:57:59 Can you go away, please?
00:58:01 Well, luckily Tess did. When I cover
00:58:06 You know, your sister wants so many
00:58:09 that she physically cannot register
00:58:11 She's pressed for time. It's a short engagement.
00:58:14 Good God.
00:58:16 To you, it's just
00:58:18 To Tess, it's the pot she's gonna
00:58:21 Oh, Tess cooks?
00:58:24 All right. Well, I'm gonna cook it.
00:58:26 with George.
00:58:28 - And this isn't just another "vahze."
00:58:30 This is the "vahze"
00:58:33 when George brings home flowers,
00:58:37 I see. And this--
00:58:39 this is the rooster-shaped umbrella holder
00:58:44 Fine. Be a jerk.
00:58:47 All I'm saying
00:58:50 - These are the things
00:58:52 This is the useless crap that the
00:58:56 has convinced us all that we have
00:58:59 You know what I think?
00:59:02 are just
00:59:04 - Oh, really? For what?
00:59:08 Your parents got divorced.
00:59:11 - You're afraid you never will.
00:59:13 And I think
00:59:15 because you'd rather focus on other people's
00:59:19 You're right. Know why? Because weddings are
00:59:22 I think you want a wedding--
00:59:25 What is your problem?
00:59:28 Did you have your own fancy wedding
00:59:32 Bingo.
00:59:35 What?
00:59:37 With my roommate from college,
00:59:39 So I think you get
00:59:43 Oh, shit.
00:59:46 I'm so sorry. It was just--
00:59:48 It was a good one.
00:59:50 For someone who has
00:59:53 you nailed me
00:59:57 Want to find the ugliest stuff in the store
01:00:03 Let's do it.
01:00:15 Wow.
01:00:17 - I told you I was not done with it yet.
01:00:20 I meant,
01:00:22 I have to admit,
01:00:25 but, uh, it's smart
01:00:29 and actually entertaining
01:00:31 - Well, thank you.
01:00:34 We're running it Sunday,
01:00:38 Um, here is where you jump up
01:00:41 Oh-- No, no, no, no.
01:00:45 I just don't think it's perfect yet.
01:00:47 - We should just hold it a week.
01:00:50 and now you want me to hold the story
01:00:54 I don't know. Now that I'm in it, she's more
01:00:57 You know, I don't know. There's--
01:01:00 Huh. If I didn't know you
01:01:03 I would say that you'd
01:01:05 Very funny. Look, I know
01:01:08 - It's good the way it is.
01:01:12 Fine. Get out.
01:01:20 - Hi.
01:01:23 Oh, it's no problem.
01:01:26 And I have more experience eating
01:01:29 Now, we've planned your wedding dinner
01:01:42 -Jane's phone.
01:01:44 - Hey, it's Kevin.
01:01:47 Uh, I think it's gonna be a great piece.
01:01:51 - I can't wait.
01:01:54 Yeah, you know, the thing that I like
01:01:58 You know,
01:02:03 George, about Tess--
01:02:06 - Um--
01:02:13 I'm just so happy for you,
01:02:17 All right.
01:02:20 of a wedding?
01:02:21 Oh, that's easy.
01:02:23 You know when the music starts
01:02:26 and everybody turns
01:02:27 That's when I look at the groom.
01:02:30 You know,
01:02:34 That's why I go.
01:02:36 Okay. So when you get married
01:02:39 I have full permission
01:02:41 Yes. Please do. Please make sure the poor
01:02:46 Are you kidding me?
01:02:50 And the way that you attacked that
01:02:54 Very sexy.
01:03:03 Doyle?
01:03:08 - Hey.
01:03:12 What are you doing here?
01:03:14 Are you guys picking out
01:03:17 - Where's Tess?
01:03:22 - I'm just helping out.
01:03:24 We're heading up to Rhinebeck to pick out
01:03:27 Yeah, we really should go, because Tess
01:03:30 - Well, why don't I just go with you?
01:03:34 Um, I can get you back on time.
01:03:38 All right, look. I really don't mind.
01:03:40 I got a couple more questions
01:03:43 Which I'd be happy to answer,
01:03:45 If you wouldn't mind,
01:03:48 I don't mind at all.
01:03:54 It was like a lightbulb. The second I saw you
01:03:58 Of course you're upset.
01:04:01 to the man
01:04:03 You're stuck in this
01:04:05 and all the while, you're about
01:04:08 That is ridiculous.
01:04:10 Oh, come on. Course you can't tell him
01:04:13 You don't know
01:04:15 He's my boss. She's my sister.
01:04:20 Like I have been for every wedding
01:04:23 But you can't understand that
01:04:26 you're mean...
01:04:28 And, well, that's your problem,
01:04:31 - "Pal"? "Pal"?
01:04:32 "Hey, pal. Pal." This is bad.
01:04:35 Oh, will you just be quiet?
01:04:39 Look, I get it. You're mad.
01:04:42 of you pining over somebody
01:04:44 Stop it!
01:04:48 Okay. Would you slow down just a little bit
01:04:53 Okay. My Spidey vision's
01:04:56 - Do you think you could
01:05:01 Seriously. Crazy Lady,
01:05:04 Come on.
01:05:06 Whoa!
01:05:08 Whoa! We're hydroplaning.
01:05:14 We're gonna die!
01:05:17 We're gonna die!
01:05:25 Don't say anything.
01:05:43 - You got anything?
01:05:49 - Uh--
01:06:07 Excuse me.
01:06:10 Nice work. You're like one of those guys
01:06:14 Uh, any chance
01:06:16 Could I get a scotch,
01:06:18 - What are you doing?
01:06:21 we're not getting a tow,
01:06:25 I'm gonna have a drink.
01:06:29 Come on. There's nobody
01:06:31 Why don't you just sit down,
01:06:35 Here you go.
01:06:38 Fine.
01:06:42 Just one!
01:06:45 - Ah!
01:06:51 The Keller wedding. You wrote a column
01:06:54 It was downright, flat-out the most beautiful
01:06:57 - Oh-- I don't remember it.
01:06:59 - I don't remember it.
01:07:01 It was the anniversary of the father's death.
01:07:05 - You cannot fake emotion like that.
01:07:07 - A good writer can.
01:07:12 Nice!
01:07:17 There's gotta be one thing
01:07:22 - Open bar.
01:07:25 All right.
01:07:28 So when the bride comes in
01:07:32 I like to glance back at the poor bastard
01:07:36 'Cause even though
01:07:38 for willingly entering into the last
01:07:44 he always looks
01:07:47 And, for some reason, I--
01:07:50 What the hell are you
01:07:53 - Are you shitting me right now?
01:07:56 That's my favorite part.
01:08:00 Oh, my God.
01:08:05 Yes. Well, statistically
01:08:08 Uh-huh. I think you should just admit
01:08:10 That this whole cynical thing
01:08:14 wounded and mysterious
01:08:17 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that last one?
01:08:20 - Did you say sexy?
01:08:22 - Do you think I'm sexy?
01:08:24 - It's okay if you do. You think I'm sexy?
01:08:26 No. I think you think you're sexy.
01:08:29 - You think I think I'm sexy?
01:08:36 - Great song.
01:08:39 # Hey, kids shake it loose-- a lemon #
01:08:43 # Gotta make a feather #
01:08:46 - Those are not the words.
01:08:50 Sorry, lyric police.
01:08:52 #You're gonna hear
01:08:55 # So the walrus sounds #
01:08:58 "Walrus sounds"?
01:09:00 - # Say, Penny's no longer in a cement jet #
01:09:04 # Ooh, but you're so
01:09:06 # Buh, buh, buh, buh
01:09:10 # Ooh, in the wind
01:09:14 # Oh, baby,
01:09:17 - # She's got electric boobs #
01:09:20 - #And mohair shoes #
01:09:23 # Oh-ho #
01:09:25 - I love this song.
01:09:35 #She's got electric boots a mohair suit #
01:09:39 # You know I read it
01:09:42 #Oh-ho #
01:09:45 #B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets #
01:09:50 - # Bennie #
01:09:52 - # Bennie #
01:09:53 - # Bennie #
01:09:55 # Bennie and the Jets #
01:10:04 These guys are rockin'!
01:10:09 That was cool!
01:10:19 Whoa!
01:10:23 I cried like a baby
01:10:34 Mmm.
01:10:40 Mmm.
01:11:07 Morning, sunshine.
01:11:09 - Hi.
01:11:11 - Thank you. Mmm.
01:11:15 Okay.
01:11:19 I just want you to know--
01:11:22 - Oh, I know.
01:11:26 Really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it,
01:11:29 "I never do this. I never do this.
01:11:31 - I never do this. I never--"
01:11:34 I just wanted you to know.
01:11:40 Ah.
01:11:43 - No.
01:11:46 - Here's your order.
01:11:48 - Anything else?
01:11:51 H-H-Hey! It's "Bennie and the Jets."
01:11:54 Re--
01:11:57 #Bennie ##
01:11:59 - You guys-- Oh. That was awesome.
01:12:03 - All right. I'll see you later.
01:12:07 Oh, my God. I sang "Bennie and the Jets"
01:12:10 Mm-hmm.
01:12:13 And, might I say,
01:12:15 - I'm sorry. Me? What about you?
01:12:17 - You hit notes only dogs can hear.
01:12:19 - Truly. Truly high-pitched.
01:12:24 My God.
01:12:27 Yeah, I'm Bennie.
01:12:29 Hey, it's the girl
01:12:32 What paper?
01:12:35 Shit.
01:12:38 "Always, Always, Always
01:12:42 What is this?
01:12:44 Jane--
01:12:46 - Oh, my God!
01:12:49 - Let me explain.
01:12:51 Jane--
01:12:56 Jane!
01:12:58 Look, I told my editor
01:13:00 Nobody reads
01:13:02 Come on.
01:13:22 What the hell happened?
01:13:24 Well, you don't
01:13:27 Oh, God. I didn't even get a chance to tell her
01:13:31 Hey, I gave you
01:13:33 The only thing you should be saying to me
01:13:46 - Oh! How could you let this happen to me?
01:13:50 "If Jane is the prototypical,
01:13:53 "then her sister, Tess, is cast as the overbearing,
01:13:58 "who at any moment, one worries,
01:14:02 breathing fire and swatting planes
01:14:05 I had no idea he was writing
01:14:08 You? He called me "Bridezilla"
01:14:13 I could tear him apart, I swear.
01:14:20 - What?
01:14:22 The only person that you're
01:14:27 And I don't even have an attorney,
01:14:29 Asshole!
01:14:35 I gotta get outta here.
01:14:37 Oh, but you better alert
01:14:39 because Bridezilla's
01:14:53 Kevin-- Kevin--
01:14:55 Kevin, stop calling me!
01:15:05 Before you say anything,
01:15:11 I don't understand.
01:15:13 To what are you referring?
01:15:16 Oh, come on.
01:15:18 It's just an article...
01:15:22 with a million pictures
01:15:24 - Who's upset?
01:15:36 Let me just explain.
01:15:39 - I would--
01:15:42 - Don't worry about it.
01:15:46 - I'm so sorry.
01:15:49 The only reason I called you in here was
01:15:54 Oh.
01:16:00 I'm just trying
01:16:03 Look. I wouldn't
01:16:05 - Does anybody read that section anyhow?
01:16:14 So after we hem it, I wouldn't--
01:16:17 -Jane, is that you?
01:16:19 - We'll talk about it after. Hi.
01:16:21 - Hi, Sue.
01:16:23 So, listen. I've been doing a lot of thinking
01:16:26 and I've decided
01:16:28 - Mmm.
01:16:30 - and it's not your fault, I guess.
01:16:33 That's very big of you, Tess.
01:16:35 Wait. Are you
01:16:37 Um, about the slide show,
01:16:40 So I wrote out a script. And Dad says
01:16:44 - Yep. Mm-hmm.
01:16:46 Um, here. Please say this
01:16:51 - 'Cause we don't want to be embarrassed again.
01:16:55 Here it is.
01:16:57 - Step in.
01:16:59 - Yep.
01:17:03 - It's beautiful.
01:17:06 - One second.
01:17:11 Perfect.
01:17:15 I-- I thought
01:17:17 It is Mom's dress.
01:17:21 It was just so old-fashioned,you know?
01:17:26 - Parts?
01:17:29 Like this,
01:17:38 You cut up
01:17:40 Well, technically Mary-Ella did.
01:17:44 But don't worry.
01:17:46 And, I mean,
01:17:48 as long as a silhouette's
01:17:52 Mary-Ella, I think just the bottom
01:17:56 No. No, no, no, no.
01:17:58 No!
01:18:01 Okay, fine.
01:18:04 God, you don't care. You don't care
01:18:06 I have made excuses for you because Mom
01:18:10 I have no idea
01:18:13 I can't undo what you've just done.
01:18:16 He thinks he knows the truth about you,
01:18:19 You even had Pedro
01:18:22 You tell him the truth
01:18:24 He is not one of your Eurotrash boyfriends,
01:18:27 And you cannot start a relationship
01:18:30 Oh, really,Jane? And you know this
01:18:36 You tell him the truth,
01:18:38 No, you won't. You wouldn't hurt a fly.
01:18:42 - I'm your sister.
01:18:45 Today you're just some bitch who broke my
01:18:50 Well, it wouldn't have
01:19:12 Oh,Jane.
01:19:15 Good for you.
01:19:17 Oh, honey, it must be so hard to watch
01:19:21 Yes. Yes, it is.
01:19:24 But then I remember that I still get to have
01:19:27 and I feel so much better.
01:19:30 Enjoy the party.
01:19:34 Whoo! You clean up good.
01:19:37 - Okay. It's on the desktop
01:19:41 - You okay?
01:19:45 That's not water.
01:19:48 Okay.
01:19:52 Hi.
01:19:55 -Jane, thank you so much for
01:19:58 - Hors d'oeuvre?
01:20:00 - Want one, Tess?
01:20:09 Right.
01:20:17 Well, I'm gonna go
01:20:20 -Jane.
01:20:23 You're only gonna
01:20:25 Of course. The perfect bridesmaid
01:20:38 Not getting cold feet, are you?
01:20:40 - What was that?
01:20:45 Hey, everybody.
01:20:47 In case you haven't
01:20:49 I have been to
01:20:55 So, to start things off...
01:20:57 I thought you should all know the truth
01:21:07 "Tess and George
01:21:11 "No, a divine couple.
01:21:13 "A couple whose love
01:21:15 "Their compatibility
01:21:18 "that it can only be described
01:21:22 Since a picture is worth a thousand words...
01:21:26 I put together a slide show
01:21:32 "From the very beginning, Tess and George
01:21:42 "George and Tess have always shared a love
01:21:49 "As they grew up, they both shared the same
01:21:55 "to their education.
01:22:01 - Nice.
01:22:05 - #So happy together #
01:22:10 "He was interested
01:22:14 "And so was she.
01:22:16 Whoa.
01:22:19 "And today, Tess and George
01:22:25 #Me and you
01:22:28 "Their love is based
01:22:32 "and acceptance of who
01:22:36 #So happy together #
01:22:41 #Bah, bah, bah, bah #
01:22:47 "The love of
01:22:50 "Tess and George.
01:22:58 So here's to the most perfect couple
01:23:02 I'm so proud of you, Baby Sister.
01:23:05 Okay. Okay.
01:23:09 All right.
01:23:12 Yeah. So, um...
01:23:15 to keep the merriment going,
01:23:20 wanted to say
01:23:22 Pedro.
01:23:24 So, safe to say you're not a vegetarian.
01:23:27 George, that was taken
01:23:31 Why exactly were you wearing
01:23:33 Thank you.
01:23:35 As all you know,
01:23:37 But he's more than that.
01:23:40 He's my best friend.
01:23:42 And now George has Tess, who's-
01:23:47 'cause she's gonna help me start
01:23:50 Oh. Tess told me
01:23:54 But I'm so excited.
01:23:56 So I'm only doing
01:23:58 But if anyone is in the market for
01:24:02 please see me
01:24:04 Thank you.
01:24:07 - That's great.
01:24:12 George, wait, please.
01:24:17 So what happened?
01:24:22 - He needed to know the truth.
01:24:25 I mean, I know that my moral compass
01:24:29 but if I say something's wrong,
01:24:36 You're the one who is always telling me
01:24:39 Yeah. But that's
01:24:41 What you did was unleash 20 years
01:24:45 It was entertaining--
01:24:47 but if it was the right thing to do,
01:24:51 Do you feel better
01:24:57 The wedding's off.
01:25:29 Oh, God. What?
01:25:31 Why are you here?
01:25:33 - You wouldn't return my phone calls.
01:25:36 You want another picture
01:25:38 -Jane, I'm sorry. Believe me.
01:25:43 Be a man and admit it.
01:25:45 But please, please don't pretend
01:25:49 - Will you just please let me explain?
01:25:52 I just destroyed my life,
01:25:56 Great! Finally.
01:25:59 I saw what you did in there.
01:26:02 Was it absolutely, certifiably nuts?
01:26:05 - For the first time,you were not
01:26:09 I'm not doing this with you again. I don't even
01:26:12 You know what? Let me tell you. Look.
01:26:15 Do you want to know the real
01:26:19 Because I knew this was
01:26:21 And for the first time in a really long time,
01:26:25 All right. I messed up.
01:26:29 And I'm gonna turn around,
01:26:31 You'll never see me again,
01:26:34 But I want you to know
01:26:38 I think you deserve more
01:26:41 I do. I think you deserve to be
01:26:45 I-- I believe that.
01:26:58 Ah.
01:27:00 I forgot to give you this.
01:27:03 It's a gift...
01:27:06 so you don't have to carry around that
01:27:10 This will take care of all
01:27:15 Perfect for starting over.
01:27:23 Okay. Will you take it, please,
01:27:47 #Don't let your mind
01:27:52 # Your will be still
01:28:04 #Don't let your heart
01:28:09 # There's a strength
01:28:18 The story got
01:28:21 - Looks like you got yourself
01:28:25 That's great.
01:28:28 Kevin, be happy.
01:28:30 You got what you wanted, right?
01:28:33 #Don't let your soul
01:28:37 #It's only time
01:28:46 All I'm saying is
01:28:48 - You have got to work this out.
01:28:52 No, no. She loves you.
01:28:55 - Okay. If you just--
01:29:02 What the hell
01:29:04 Tess, this is
01:29:06 I'm out of this.
01:29:08 You know, Flo, have you seen the new
01:29:13 The latest model.
01:29:20 I feel terrible.
01:29:22 - I'm so sorry for what happened--
01:29:26 You humiliated me in front
01:29:29 and you think
01:29:31 - I-I know. But--
01:29:35 - What?
01:29:38 - Stop it!
01:29:41 - That's not true.
01:29:43 - Ow!
01:29:46 Oh, please!
01:29:48 You're not taking any responsibility
01:29:52 You manipulated him.
01:29:54 Put down the bug spray, Tess!
01:29:57 Did you even love him?
01:30:00 Oh, please,Jane.
01:30:03 Just admit it.
01:30:05 because you're the one who
01:30:08 and make my Halloween outfits
01:30:12 - No, I have never resented any of that.
01:30:15 - You always thought that my life was so easy.
01:30:17 It is! You have never
01:30:20 You're beautiful
01:30:23 - Your life is perfect.
01:30:26 You have no idea.
01:30:28 You want to know the real reason
01:30:31 I got fired from my job.
01:30:34 And to top it off,
01:30:36 He dumped me.
01:30:39 And then George came along,
01:30:42 And he treated me well,
01:30:45 And I just wanted to be
01:30:49 I was trying to be someone
01:30:52 someone he could respect.
01:30:55 I was trying to be you.
01:31:00 Why?
01:31:02 Why would you want to be me
01:31:07 - This is a mess.
01:31:12 Jane, you've been trying to take care of me
01:31:15 - I had to.
01:31:19 - But-- But if I don't then--
01:31:22 then you'll just be my sister,
01:31:26 Maybe when I was young
01:31:29 You gotta stop
01:31:32 of everybody.
01:32:25 Hello? Hi.
01:32:29 Yeah.
01:32:31 Yeah. It's no problem.
01:32:33 Yeah, I'll be right there.
01:32:50 Wow.
01:32:52 You look--
01:32:57 So I guess you did need to find me a date
01:33:01 I guess so.
01:33:03 George, before we go anywhere,
01:33:05 I shouldn't have done
01:33:07 Look, you did me a favor.
01:33:10 All right, it's not your fault I was about
01:33:13 I mean, what the hell
01:33:17 - So what do you say we forget the whole thing?
01:33:21 I'm sure. Now, I hate to ask you
01:33:25 but I need to print up my speech for tonight,
01:33:28 Oh, yeah.
01:33:30 Jane, I am so thankful
01:33:34 I can always count on you.
01:33:38 Which I love.
01:33:42 What?
01:33:44 Well, I-- I just meant--
01:33:48 I'm sorry. Did I--
01:33:52 Oh, God.
01:33:55 George, I quit.
01:33:58 Yeah.
01:34:00 - I quit.
01:34:02 When I came here after college, I was
01:34:06 And I got so caught up in the job
01:34:09 I think I got
01:34:11 Then I had to be here every day to see you
01:34:18 Yeah.
01:34:20 Crazy-- Crazy crush.
01:34:25 But you'll be fine,
01:34:27 You will. You'll get somebody
01:34:29 who will stay for two years max,
01:34:45 I-- I'm sorry.
01:34:47 - I don't know. It just
01:34:51 I've always wanted to know
01:34:54 And?
01:34:57 - Nothin'. I didn't feel a thing.
01:34:59 That hurts.
01:35:02 - May-Maybe we can give it another try. Okay.
01:35:12 Nope.
01:35:14 Mmm. If I'm being honest,
01:35:18 Yeah. That's not what it's
01:35:21 When you're with the person
01:35:23 it should feel like--
01:35:25 Wait. What is that?
01:35:34 I gotta go.
01:35:39 How many sick days do you think we
01:35:42 If we took four in a row, we could take a whole
01:35:47 Excuse me.
01:35:49 Do you know where Kev--
01:35:52 Yeah. He's covering
01:35:54 H-Hey. You're the girl from the article.
01:35:57 Yeah.
01:35:59 Taxi?
01:36:09 Pier 17.
01:36:13 Oh, my God.
01:36:15 Only got one dress tonight, Ziggy.
01:36:17 - Oh, come on! Oh, c-- Oh.
01:36:29 - Good luck!
01:36:32 - Where's the wedding? Okay.
01:36:38 Oh, good. Well, I got it.
01:36:40 - Mm-hmm. You're welcome.
01:36:46 Hey, pull it back!
01:36:48 All clear!
01:37:03 Huh.
01:37:09 - Are you all right?
01:37:11 - You okay?
01:37:14 It's all good.
01:37:24 Oh, my God. No way!
01:37:27 You're the girl
01:37:29 What--What are you
01:37:31 Um, well--
01:37:35 Long story short.
01:37:38 - Oh! Okay. Tell me more. Tell me more.
01:37:43 Kevin?
01:37:45 Kevin Doyle?
01:37:49 Oh, my God.
01:37:51 There he is.
01:37:53 Um- hi.
01:37:56 Uh-
01:37:59 - Come on. You can do it. Say it.
01:38:01 Uh, I just wanted to say...
01:38:04 that you were right about me,
01:38:07 I just didn't want to hear it,
01:38:10 Uh-
01:38:13 Can we get
01:38:17 Ah.
01:38:20 Um, okay.
01:38:22 Uh, Kevin, I've been waiting my whole life
01:38:26 and then you showed up.
01:38:28 And you are nothing like
01:38:30 You're cynical...
01:38:32 and cranky
01:38:36 But the truth is,
01:38:40 is the best thing
01:38:42 And I think there's a very good chance
01:38:49 So... that's it.
01:38:54 That's all I had to say.
01:39:02 Excuse me. Sorry.
01:39:08 Yeah.
01:39:10 Kevin, I just really, um--
01:39:18 Get over here.
01:39:34 #I wonder why it is #
01:39:38 #I don't argue like this #
01:39:43 # With anyone but you #
01:39:50 #I wonder why it is #
01:39:54 #I won't let my guard down #
01:39:58 #For anyone but you ##
01:40:02 So-- Tell me, what do you think
01:40:05 - Who are you?
01:40:09 - Maybe I could buy you a drink later.
01:40:11 - Maybe I'll buy you a drink.
01:40:14 - Hi.
01:40:19 God, look at
01:40:22 Think she'd go for me?
01:40:25 I don't know. I'll put in the good word
01:40:31 - Hello.
01:40:34 Um, I'm the maid of honor.
01:40:37 I, um, live in Williamsburg
01:40:41 and I just started designing my own line
01:40:45 And I'm completely broke.
01:40:48 I eat a hamburger a day,
01:40:54 - Well, it's very nice to meet you.
01:40:57 Tess. Got it.
01:41:00 Well, wait until you see the bride.
01:41:07 Ready?
01:41:09 Everything's perfect.
01:41:11 And this dress-- the best thing is I can
01:41:14 Definitely. So true.
01:41:16 All right.
01:41:19 - Okay.
01:41:22 Okay. Ready?
01:41:24 Yes.
01:41:52 That day, I woke up
01:41:56 I went to a wedding where no one asked me
01:41:59 fold a place card or hold their dress
01:42:03 Everything was perfect.
01:42:06 because right then,
01:42:10 was the person waiting for me
01:42:14 And he was looking at me
01:42:32 So is this moment
01:42:36 No.
01:42:39 It's more.
01:42:44 Dearly beloved,
01:42:47 to join Jane Nichols and Kevin Doyle
01:42:52 Marriage is a cause for celebration.
01:42:56 It turns out I was right about one thing.
01:43:00 I knew they'd all
01:43:02 #Now I really see Love #
01:43:07 #Has fallen on me #
01:43:10 #Oh, what tender love
01:43:14 - #Love #
01:43:18 #Has fallen on me #
01:43:21 #Oh, what tender love
01:43:25 I now pronounce you
01:43:28 You may kiss the bride.
01:43:31 #Hey #
01:43:33 # What tender love
01:43:36 #I fell in love with you #
01:43:38 #Fell in love with you #
01:43:41 #One day in September #
01:43:43 #Love came tumbling down
01:43:47 #One day in September #
01:43:49 #Love came tumbling down
01:43:52 #One day in September #
01:43:54 #Love came tumbling down
01:43:58 #One day in September #
01:44:00 #Love came tumbling down
01:44:09 #Love is a burning inside #
01:44:12 #I've never had
01:44:14 #All I know is that it won't
01:44:18 #Hey #
01:44:20 #Is this really love #
01:44:23 #Oh, maybe that's the reason
01:44:26 # When you're around #
01:44:28 #Feel so good
01:44:34 # Why can't I remember #
01:44:40 # The day I melted
01:44:44 #Oh, was it way back
01:44:50 # When you held me
01:44:56 #Now that I see
01:45:01 #It's no more a mystery #
01:45:04 #Love has fallen down on me #
01:45:07 #Ooh, I'm in love with you #
01:45:12 #Love #
01:45:16 #Has fallen on me #
01:45:22 - #Now I really see Love #
01:45:27 #Has fallen on me #
01:45:30 #Ooh, what tender love
01:45:35 #Love #
01:45:38 #Has fallen on me #
01:45:42 #And I can't believe my eyes #
01:45:46 - #Love #
01:45:49 #Has fallen on me #
01:45:52 #Oh, oh, oh
01:45:57 #I fell in love with you #
01:46:00 #Fell in love with #
01:46:02 - #Ooh #
01:46:04 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:07 #One day in September #
01:46:09 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:13 #One day in September #
01:46:15 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:18 #One day in September #
01:46:20 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:23 #One day in September #
01:46:26 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:29 #One day in September #
01:46:31 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:34 #One day in September #
01:46:36 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:40 #One day in September #
01:46:42 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:45 #One day in September #
01:46:47 #Love came falling down on me #
01:46:50 #One day in September #
01:46:52 #Love came