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00:01:34 # Forget about me #
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00:02:06 Saturday,
00:02:11 Shermer High School,
00:02:22 Dear Mr. Vernon...
00:02:24 We accept that
00:02:26 a whole Saturday in detention
00:02:30 What we did was wrong...
00:02:32 but we think you're crazy
00:02:35 telling you who we think we are.
00:02:38 What do you care?
00:02:41 You see us as you want to see us...
00:02:44 in the simplest terms,
00:02:48 You see us as a brain...
00:02:51 an athlete...
00:02:53 a basket case...
00:02:55 a princess...
00:02:58 and a criminal.
00:03:01 Correct?
00:03:06 That's the way we saw each other
00:03:09 We were brainwashed.
00:03:20 I can't believe
00:03:25 It's so absurd
00:03:30 It's not like
00:03:33 I'll make it up to you.
00:03:35 Honey, ditching class to go shopping
00:03:39 Have a good day.
00:03:45 Is this the first
00:03:48 Last.
00:03:50 Get in there and use the time
00:03:53 Mom, we're not supposed to study.
00:03:55 - Mister, you figure out a way to study.
00:04:01 Well, go!
00:04:09 Hey, I screwed around.
00:04:11 There's nothing
00:04:14 except you got caught, sport.
00:04:16 Yeah, Mom already
00:04:18 You want to miss a match?
00:04:23 No school is going to give
00:05:55 Well, well.
00:05:59 I want to congratulate you
00:06:01 Excuse me, sir?
00:06:05 I know it's detention, but, um,
00:06:12 It is now 7:06.
00:06:16 You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes
00:06:22 - Ponder the error of your ways.
00:06:26 You may not talk.
00:06:30 You will not move
00:06:36 And you...
00:06:37 will not sleep.
00:06:44 All right, people, we're going to
00:06:48 We are going to write an essay...
00:06:52 of no less than 1,000 words...
00:06:55 describing to me
00:06:58 - Is this a test?
00:07:04 I do not mean a single word
00:07:09 Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
00:07:12 - Crystal.
00:07:14 Maybe you'll learn a little something
00:07:17 Maybe you'll even decide
00:07:22 You know,
00:07:24 - That'd be "no" for me, because--
00:07:28 Thank you, sir.
00:07:30 My office is
00:07:34 Any monkey business is ill-advised.
00:07:40 Y eah, I got a question.
00:07:42 Does Barry Manilow know
00:07:45 I'll answer that, Mr. Bender,
00:07:51 Don't mess with the bull, young man,
00:07:57 That man is a brownie hound.
00:08:06 [ Click ]
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00:08:32 Keep eating your hand,
00:08:36 I've seen you
00:08:50 Who I think I am.
00:08:52 Who are you?
00:08:54 Who are you?
00:08:58 I am a walrus.
00:09:32 It's the shits, huh?
00:09:56 ## [ Humming lntroduction To
00:10:05 I can't believe
00:10:08 [ Bender ] Oh, shit!
00:10:10 What if we have to take a piss?
00:10:13 Please.
00:10:14 You got to go, you got to go.
00:10:18 - Oh, my God.
00:10:20 Don't talk.
00:10:22 Whip it out and you're dead
00:10:26 You're pretty sexy
00:10:33 Hey, home boy,
00:10:36 We'll get the prom queen impregnated.
00:10:40 - Hey. Hey!
00:10:43 If I lose my temper,
00:10:46 Totally?
00:10:47 Totally.
00:10:50 Why don't you shut up?
00:10:54 Really.
00:10:56 Buttface.
00:10:58 Hey, sporto,
00:11:00 Forget to wash your jock?
00:11:02 Excuse me, fellas,
00:11:05 Because you live here
00:11:07 so knock it off!
00:11:10 It's a free country.
00:11:11 He's doing it to get a rise out of you.
00:11:16 Sweets.
00:11:19 You couldn't ignore
00:11:25 So...
00:11:27 So.
00:11:29 Are you guys like
00:11:34 Steady dates?
00:11:38 Lovers?
00:11:40 Come on, sporto.
00:11:43 Do you slip her
00:11:46 - Go to hell!
00:11:49 Hey! What's going on in there?
00:11:53 Spoiled little pricks.
00:12:01 Scumbag.
00:12:05 Let's close that door.
00:12:07 We can't have a party with Vernon
00:12:10 The door's supposed to stay open.
00:12:12 - So what?
00:12:14 - There's four other people here.
00:12:16 I knew you had to be smart
00:12:19 - Who are you to judge anybody?
00:12:22 Bender, you don't even count.
00:12:24 If you disappeared forever,
00:12:27 You may as well
00:12:33 Well, I'll run right out and
00:12:37 Maybe the prep club, too,
00:12:40 - Nah, they wouldn't take you.
00:12:44 - You know why you knock everything?
00:12:47 - Because you're afraid.
00:12:50 That's exactly why I'm not heavy
00:12:52 - You're a big coward.
00:12:56 You're afraid you don't belong,
00:13:00 It wouldn't have
00:13:03 you activities people
00:13:05 You wouldn't know.
00:13:08 Well, I don't know
00:13:10 but I'm not joining
00:13:13 - Watch the mouth.
00:13:16 Excuse me a sec.
00:13:19 What I said was that...
00:13:21 I'm in the math club, the Latin club
00:13:28 Hey. Cherry.
00:13:32 - Do you belong to the physics club?
00:13:37 So?
00:13:38 So academic clubs aren't
00:13:42 Ah, but to dorks
00:13:48 What do you guys do in your club?
00:13:50 In physics, well, we talk about
00:13:55 So it's sort of social.
00:13:57 Demented and sad,
00:14:00 I guess you could consider it
00:14:04 Um, there are
00:14:07 And, uh, at the end of the year,
00:14:10 - a big banquet at the Hilton.
00:14:15 No. We get dressed up,
00:14:19 Only burners like you get high.
00:14:21 I didn't have shoes,
00:14:24 My mom doesn't like me to wear
00:14:26 My cousin Kendall
00:14:30 He started eating, like,
00:14:32 and then he felt
00:14:35 Kind of "Twilight Zone," kinda.
00:14:38 Sounds like you.
00:14:39 You guys keep talking
00:14:42 I got a meet Saturday, and I'm not
00:14:45 Oh, wouldn't that be a bite, huh?
00:14:47 Missing a whole wrestling meet?
00:14:49 You wouldn't know about it, faggot.
00:14:51 You never competed
00:14:54 Oh, I know.
00:14:56 I have such a deep admiration for guys
00:15:01 You'd never miss it.
00:15:03 - But I do.
00:15:05 I want to be just like you.
00:15:08 I figure all I need's
00:15:13 You wear tights?
00:15:15 No, I don't wear tights.
00:15:18 I wear the required uniform.
00:15:20 Tights.
00:15:21 Shut up.
00:15:39 Ooh.
00:15:42 There's not supposed to
00:15:46 Young man, have you
00:15:53 Bender, don't screw around.
00:15:55 - What are you gonna do?
00:16:06 All right!
00:16:09 Bender, that's school property.
00:16:11 It doesn't belong to us.
00:16:15 - Very funny. Fix it.
00:16:17 - Am I a genius?
00:16:20 - Funny guy. Everyone, just shh.
00:16:22 - I know what I'm doing.
00:16:25 Shut up!
00:16:27 [ Vernon ] Goddamn it!
00:16:32 Why is that door closed?
00:16:38 Why is that door closed!
00:16:40 How are we supposed to know?
00:16:43 Why?
00:16:45 We're just sitting here,
00:16:54 Who closed that door?
00:16:57 - I think a screw fell out of it.
00:17:01 - Who!
00:17:04 - She doesn't talk, sir.
00:17:09 - Give me that screw.
00:17:11 You want me
00:17:13 I don't have it.
00:17:16 - The world's an imperfect place.
00:17:19 - Sir, why would anybody steal a screw?
00:17:34 The door's way too heavy, sir.
00:17:43 Damn it!
00:17:51 Andrew Clark, get up here.
00:17:54 Front and center.
00:17:58 - How come Andrew gets to get up?
00:18:01 If he gets up, we'll all get up.
00:18:05 - Okay, watch the magazines.
00:18:13 That's very clever, sir...
00:18:15 but what if there's a fire?
00:18:18 I think violating fire codes...
00:18:20 and endangering the lives
00:18:23 at this juncture
00:18:25 What are you doing?
00:18:29 - What's the matter with you?
00:18:33 - Show Dick some respect.
00:18:38 Get in your seat.
00:18:42 I expected more
00:18:48 You're not fooling anybody, Bender.
00:18:50 The next screw that
00:18:54 Eat my shorts.
00:18:56 What was that?
00:18:59 Eat...
00:19:01 my...
00:19:02 shorts.
00:19:03 You just bought
00:19:05 Oh, I'm crushed.
00:19:07 - One more right there.
00:19:10 - Beyond that, I'll check my calendar.
00:19:14 We'll keep going.
00:19:17 Say the word. Just say it.
00:19:19 Instead of going to prison,
00:19:23 - Are you through?
00:19:25 - I'm doing society a favor.
00:19:27 That's another!
00:19:29 I've got you the rest of your life
00:19:32 - You want another?
00:19:34 You got it!
00:19:37 Cut it out!
00:19:40 - Stop.
00:19:42 - Not even close, bud.
00:19:45 - You got one more.
00:19:48 Another.
00:19:51 - You through?
00:19:54 That's seven including the first one
00:19:57 whether Barry Manilow knew
00:19:59 - Now it's eight. Stay out of it.
00:20:02 Shut up, peewee.
00:20:08 You're mine, Bender.
00:20:12 I got you.
00:20:15 What can I say?
00:20:18 That's exactly what you
00:20:21 You know something?
00:20:22 You should spend more time
00:20:25 and less time trying
00:20:28 Might be better off.
00:20:30 Right, that's it!
00:20:32 I'll be outside those doors.
00:20:34 The next time I have to come in here,
00:20:51 Fuck you!
00:21:02 Fuck.
00:22:45 Wake up!
00:22:51 Who has to go to the lavatory?
00:23:12 That's real intelligent.
00:23:14 You're right.
00:23:15 It's wrong to destroy literature.
00:23:17 It's such fun to read.
00:23:22 And...
00:23:25 "Molay" really pumps my 'nads.
00:23:28 Moliere.
00:23:32 I love his work.
00:23:43 Big deal.
00:23:44 Nothing to do,
00:23:48 Ah, speak for yourself.
00:23:50 You think I'd speak for you?
00:23:53 I don't know your language.
00:23:55 Hey...
00:23:57 you grounded tonight?
00:23:59 I don't know. My mom said I was,
00:24:08 There's a big party at Stubby's.
00:24:12 - It should be pretty wild.
00:24:14 - Yeah. Are you going to go?
00:24:18 How come?
00:24:19 If I disobey my mother,
00:24:23 It's like this whole monster deal.
00:24:27 - Any minute, divorce.
00:24:31 - What?
00:24:34 - They're both screwed.
00:24:40 I don't know.
00:24:42 I'd probably go live
00:24:47 I don't think either one
00:24:49 They use me to get back
00:24:51 Ha!
00:25:01 Shut up!
00:25:03 - You're feeling sorry for yourself.
00:25:08 You're breaking my heart.
00:25:09 - Sporto?
00:25:13 You get along with your parents?
00:25:15 If I say yes,
00:25:20 You're an idiot anyway...
00:25:22 but if you say yes,
00:25:34 You know something, man?
00:25:36 If we weren't in school right now,
00:25:39 Can you hear this?
00:25:41 You want me to turn it up?
00:25:45 Hey, fellas, I mean--
00:25:47 I don't like my parents, either.
00:25:50 I mean, I don't get along
00:25:53 their idea of parental compassion
00:25:59 wacko, you know?
00:26:00 - Dork.
00:26:02 You are a parent's wet dream, okay?
00:26:08 That's the problem.
00:26:10 Look, I can see you're getting
00:26:12 for them making you wear
00:26:14 but, face it,
00:26:17 What would you do if you weren't out
00:26:21 Why do you have to
00:26:24 I'm being honest, asshole.
00:26:27 I would expect you
00:26:30 - Well, he's got a name.
00:26:32 Yeah. What's your name?
00:26:34 - Brian.
00:26:37 My condolences.
00:26:41 What's your name?
00:26:46 What's yours?
00:26:49 - Claire.
00:26:51 - Claire. It's a family name.
00:26:55 - Thank you.
00:26:57 - I'm not fat.
00:26:58 but I can see you really
00:27:01 You see, I'm not sure
00:27:03 but there are
00:27:05 There's fat people
00:27:09 and fat people that were
00:27:12 When you look at them, you can
00:27:15 You're gonna get married,
00:27:24 Oh.
00:27:26 Obscene finger gestures
00:27:30 I'm not that pristine.
00:27:36 Are you a virgin?
00:27:40 I'll bet you
00:27:46 Let's end the suspense.
00:27:49 Is it gonna to be
00:27:52 Why don't you just shut up?
00:27:54 Have you kissed
00:28:00 Have you ever been felt up...
00:28:02 over the bra...
00:28:04 under the blouse...
00:28:06 shoes off...
00:28:08 hoping to God
00:28:13 Do you want me to puke?
00:28:17 Over the panties...
00:28:21 no bra...
00:28:24 blouse unbuttoned...
00:28:27 Calvin's in a ball on the front seat
00:28:33 Leave her alone.
00:28:45 I said leave her alone.
00:28:49 You going to make me?
00:28:52 Y eah.
00:29:01 You and how many
00:29:04 Just me.
00:29:06 Just you and me.
00:29:09 Two hits. Me hitting you.
00:29:11 Anytime you're ready, pal.
00:29:21 I don't want to get
00:29:26 Why not?
00:29:28 'Cause I'd kill you.
00:29:33 It's real simple.
00:29:36 I'd kill you, and your
00:29:39 And it'd be a big mess, and I don't
00:29:44 Chicken shit.
00:29:57 Let's end this now.
00:30:00 You don't talk to her.
00:30:02 You don't look at her.
00:30:04 And you don't even think about her!
00:30:08 I'm trying to help her.
00:30:32 Brian, how you doing?
00:30:36 Your dad work here?
00:30:44 - Uh, Carl?
00:30:45 - Can I ask you a question?
00:30:49 - How does one become a janitor?
00:30:52 No, I want to know
00:30:55 because Andrew's very interested
00:31:00 Really?
00:31:03 You think I'm some
00:31:07 Y eah?
00:31:09 Maybe so.
00:31:10 From following a broom
00:31:13 I've learned
00:31:15 I look through your letters.
00:31:18 Look through your lockers.
00:31:20 I listen to your conversations.
00:31:24 I am the eyes and ears
00:31:31 By the way,
00:31:36 Shit.
00:31:44 ## [ Whistling "Colonel Bogie's March" ]
00:32:15 ## [ Whistling "Beethoven's
00:32:23 All right, girls.
00:32:26 - Here?
00:32:28 I think the cafeteria would be
00:32:32 I don't care what
00:32:35 Dick.
00:32:36 Excuse me, Rich.
00:32:38 Will milk be made available?
00:32:40 We're extremely thirsty.
00:32:42 I have a really low tolerance
00:32:45 I've seen her dehydrate, sir.
00:32:48 - Relax. I'll get it.
00:32:52 Grab some wood, bub.
00:32:53 You think I was born yesterday?
00:32:58 Think I'm going to let you
00:33:02 You.
00:33:09 And you.
00:33:12 Hey!
00:33:14 What's her name?
00:33:16 Hey! Come on!
00:33:19 This isn't a rest home.
00:33:22 There's soda
00:33:24 Let's go!
00:33:31 So...
00:33:32 what's your poison?
00:33:37 What do you drink?
00:33:40 Okay. Forget I asked.
00:33:45 Vodka.
00:33:48 Vodka?
00:33:49 When do you drink vodka?
00:33:52 Whenever.
00:33:55 - A lot?
00:33:58 Is that why
00:34:01 - Why are you here?
00:34:08 Um...
00:34:11 I'm here today because...
00:34:13 my coach and my father...
00:34:16 don't want me
00:34:19 I get treated differently...
00:34:22 because Coach thinks I'm a winner.
00:34:26 I'm not a winner
00:34:28 I'm a winner because
00:34:31 Kinda like a racehorse.
00:34:34 That's about how involved I am
00:34:37 Y eah?
00:34:40 That's very interesting.
00:34:45 Now, why don't you tell me
00:34:49 Forget it.
00:34:57 Claire, want to see a picture of a guy
00:35:01 - It's pretty tasty.
00:35:04 How do you think
00:35:09 Oh, Claire?
00:35:11 Would you ever consider
00:35:14 - Can't you just leave me alone?
00:35:17 was a good dancer
00:35:19 You'd probably have to
00:35:21 because his nuts
00:35:26 - You know what I wish I was doing?
00:35:30 - Cherry?
00:35:33 - to France.
00:35:36 - When have you ever been laid?
00:35:40 - Name one.
00:35:44 Met her at Niagara Falls.
00:35:47 Ever laid anyone around here?
00:35:51 Oh. You and Claire did it?
00:35:55 - What are you talking about?
00:35:58 - Drop it. We'll talk about it later.
00:36:01 Brian's telling me that,
00:36:04 in the Niagara Falls area,
00:36:06 you and he are
00:36:09 - Little pig.
00:36:12 John said I was a cherry,
00:36:15 What were you motioning
00:36:18 - I don't appreciate this, Brian.
00:36:22 You weren't motioning
00:36:25 - You know he's lying.
00:36:30 Yeah, but it was only--
00:36:33 It was only because
00:36:37 Excuse me for being a virgin.
00:36:40 Why didn't you want me to know?
00:36:43 Because it's personal.
00:36:46 It doesn't sound like
00:36:48 I think it's okay
00:36:52 You do?
00:37:05 - What's in there?
00:37:08 Where's your lunch?
00:37:11 You're wearing it.
00:37:13 You're nauseating.
00:37:28 What's that?
00:37:31 - Sushi.
00:37:36 Rice, raw fish and seaweed.
00:37:41 You won't accept a guy's tongue
00:37:45 Can I eat?
00:37:47 I don't know.
00:38:26 What's your problem?
00:39:27 What are we having?
00:39:29 Uh...it's your standard
00:39:35 Milk?
00:39:37 Soup.
00:39:43 - Uh...that's apple juice.
00:39:46 PB&J with the crusts cut off.
00:39:50 Well, Brian, this is
00:39:53 All the food groups
00:39:57 Did your Mom marry Mr. Rogers?
00:40:00 - No, Mr. Johnson.
00:40:03 Here's my impression...
00:40:05 of life at big Bri's house.
00:40:14 Son?
00:40:15 Yeah, Dad?
00:40:17 How's your day, pal?
00:40:20 Great, Dad. How's yours?
00:40:23 Super.
00:40:24 Say, son, how'd you like
00:40:30 Great, Dad, but I've got
00:40:35 That's all right, son.
00:40:40 Gee!
00:40:43 Dear, isn't our son swell?
00:40:47 Yes, dear.
00:40:53 Oh.
00:40:54 Oh.
00:40:57 [ Grunting ]
00:41:05 All right.
00:41:08 - Who, mine?
00:41:09 It's real easy.
00:41:20 Stupid...
00:41:21 worthless...
00:41:23 no good, goddamn...
00:41:25 freeloading, son of a bitch.
00:41:28 Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all...
00:41:30 asshole, jerk.
00:41:34 You forgot ugly,
00:41:38 Shut up, bitch!
00:41:39 Go fix me a turkey potpie.
00:41:43 What about you, Dad?
00:41:45 Fuck you.
00:41:46 No, Dad. What about you?
00:41:49 Fuck you!
00:41:50 What about you!
00:41:52 Fuck you!
00:41:53 Bam!
00:41:57 - Is that for real?
00:42:01 That's bullshit.
00:42:03 - I don't believe a word of it.
00:42:06 - No.
00:42:08 Did I stutter?
00:42:17 Do you believe this?
00:42:22 It's about the size of a cigar.
00:42:26 This is what you get in my house
00:42:33 See, I don't think I need to sit
00:42:44 Ahh!
00:42:47 Fuck!
00:43:09 You shouldn't have said that.
00:43:11 How did I know?
00:43:14 I mean he lies
00:43:35 Oh, shit.
00:43:37 Coffee.
00:43:39 Looks like it's scraped off
00:43:44 Everything's polluted.
00:43:46 The coffee, the kids are polluted.
00:44:01 - How do you know where Vernon went?
00:44:05 - How do you know when he'll be back?
00:44:11 Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
00:44:15 What's the point
00:44:17 Beats me.
00:44:20 This is so stupid.
00:44:22 - Why are we risking getting caught?
00:44:26 So then what are we doing?
00:44:28 Ask one more question and I'm beating
00:44:32 Sorry.
00:44:39 - You're such a slob.
00:44:58 It's drugs.
00:45:00 Screw that, Bender.
00:45:02 Drugs.
00:45:07 - That was marijuana.
00:45:12 Do you approve of this?
00:45:25 [ Bender ] We'll cross
00:45:28 You better be right.
00:45:32 [ Brian ] What'd he say?
00:46:17 [ Bender ]
00:46:19 - We have to go through the cafeteria.
00:46:22 - You don't know what you're saying.
00:46:25 We're through listening to you.
00:46:28 Go where you want, motorhead.
00:46:31 Come on!
00:46:54 - Shit!
00:46:56 - Fuck you.
00:46:59 We're dead.
00:47:01 No.
00:47:03 - Just me.
00:47:06 Get back to the library.
00:47:10 # I wanna be an airborne ranger #
00:47:14 # I wanna live a life of danger #
00:47:17 That son of a bitch.
00:47:18 # Before the day I die #
00:47:21 # There's five things I want to ride #
00:47:24 # Rifle, lifeboat, automobile #
00:47:26 # Virgin's mother and a ferris wheel #
00:47:34 # I wanna be an airborne ranger #
00:47:43 [ Ball Bouncing ]
00:47:45 Ahh!
00:47:48 Three...
00:47:49 two...
00:47:50 one!
00:47:52 Ahh!
00:47:54 [ Vernon ] Bender! Bender!
00:47:57 - What are you doing here?
00:48:02 Out. That's it, Bender.
00:48:05 - Don't you want to hear my excuse?
00:48:08 - I might try out for a scholarship.
00:48:13 Give me that ball.
00:48:33 Get your stuff.
00:48:36 Mr. Wise Guy took it upon himself
00:48:40 I'm sorry to inform you...
00:48:42 you'll be without his services
00:48:45 - B-o-o h-o-o.
00:48:49 The false alarm you pulled Friday.
00:48:54 What if your home--
00:48:58 What if your dope was on fire?
00:49:00 Impossible, sir.
00:49:04 [ Vernon ] You think he's funny?
00:49:06 You think this is cute?
00:49:10 Let me tell you something.
00:49:13 Look at him.
00:49:15 He's a bum.
00:49:17 Want to see something funny?
00:49:19 You go visit John Bender in five years.
00:49:31 What's the matter, John?
00:49:36 Let's go.
00:49:38 Keep your fuckin' hands
00:49:41 I expect better manners
00:49:46 For better hallway vision.
00:49:59 That's the last time, Bender.
00:50:01 The last time you ever make me
00:50:05 I make $31,000 a year
00:50:08 I'm not throwing it away
00:50:10 But someday, man, someday...
00:50:12 when you're gone and have
00:50:15 and they've forgotten you, and you're
00:50:19 I'm gonna be there.
00:50:22 That's right.
00:50:24 I'm gonna kick the living shit
00:50:26 I'm gonna knock your dick
00:50:32 - You threatening me?
00:50:37 You think anybody
00:50:42 You think anybody's
00:50:46 I'm a man of respect around here.
00:50:50 You're a lying sack of shit,
00:50:56 Oh, you're a real tough guy.
00:50:59 Get on your feet, pal!
00:51:02 I want to know right now
00:51:05 I'll give you the first punch.
00:51:07 Come on. Right here.
00:51:10 Please. I'm begging you.
00:51:13 Just take one shot.
00:51:26 That's what I thought.
00:51:30 You're a gutless turd.
00:52:12 A naked blonde walks into a bar...
00:52:15 with a poodle under one arm...
00:52:18 and a salami under the other.
00:52:21 She lays the poodle on the table.
00:52:25 Bartender says,
00:52:29 Naked lady says--
00:52:31 Oh, shit!
00:52:35 Jesus Christ almighty!
00:52:42 Forgot my pencil.
00:52:50 [ Vernon ] Goddamn it!
00:52:53 What in God's name
00:52:57 - What was that ruckus?
00:53:01 I was in my office
00:53:03 - Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
00:53:08 Ah!
00:53:11 What is this?
00:53:13 - Vvvvt!
00:53:15 What is that noise?
00:53:17 - What noise?
00:53:22 - Ah!
00:53:26 Ow!
00:53:31 Was that the noise
00:53:33 That was not the noise
00:53:36 I may not have caught you
00:53:41 - but you can bet I will.
00:53:43 You make book on that, missy.
00:53:47 And you!
00:53:48 I will not be made a fool of.
00:54:02 Ah!
00:54:07 It was an accident.
00:54:09 You're an asshole.
00:54:11 Sue me.
00:54:19 Ahab, can I have all my doobage?
00:54:32 Y o, wastoid, you're not
00:55:23 Shit.
00:56:20 Chicks cannot hold dey smoke.
00:56:23 That's what it is.
00:56:29 [ Claire ] Do you know
00:56:32 I am so popular.
00:56:34 Everybody loves me
00:56:37 Sure they do.
00:57:34 Whoo!
00:57:42 - Ow!
00:57:52 Aaahhh!
00:58:01 Mister...
00:58:03 Oh, Mr. Tierney.
00:58:05 "A history of
00:58:09 No wonder
00:58:12 Good afternoon, Dick.
00:58:14 Hey, Carl.
00:58:15 How you doing?
00:58:17 Not much.
00:58:19 What are you doing
00:58:21 Oh, nothing.
00:58:24 - Homework, huh?
00:58:28 Confidential files, huh?
00:58:32 Look, Carl, this is a highly
00:58:35 certain people would be
00:58:38 I'd really appreciate it
00:58:41 that you and I could--
00:58:44 - What'll you do for me, man?
00:58:48 - Got 50 bucks?
00:58:51 Fifty bucks.
00:58:54 No, no, no, man.
00:58:56 You got a middle name?
00:58:59 Y eah, I guess.
00:59:00 Your middle name is Ralph.
00:59:03 As in "puke."
00:59:06 Your birthday is March 12th...
00:59:09 you're 5'9 1/2"...
00:59:11 you weigh 130 pounds...
00:59:13 and your social security number...
00:59:16 is 049-38-0913.
00:59:22 Wow!
00:59:24 Are you psychic?
00:59:25 No.
00:59:28 How do you know
00:59:35 I stole your wallet.
00:59:37 - Give it to me.
00:59:38 Give it.
00:59:41 - This is great. You're a thief too?
00:59:44 - Multi-talented.
00:59:47 - Two bucks and a beaver shot.
00:59:49 He's got a nudie picture.
00:59:52 Let's see it.
01:00:02 - Are all these your girlfriends?
01:00:05 What about the others?
01:00:07 Well, some I consider
01:00:10 - and some I just consider.
01:00:13 Whether or not
01:00:16 You don't believe
01:00:20 - Do you?
01:00:24 - Well, not for me.
01:00:27 How come you got
01:00:30 - Why do you have so many girlfriends?
01:00:33 I don't know.
01:00:37 Neither do l.
01:00:41 Oh.
01:00:42 This is the worst
01:00:47 You realize you made yourself 68?
01:00:49 - I know. I goofed it.
01:00:53 So I can vote.
01:00:56 You want to see
01:00:59 - No.
01:01:15 Holy shit.
01:01:19 - What is all that stuff?
01:01:23 Yeah.
01:01:25 I always carry
01:01:30 You never know
01:01:33 Are you going to be,
01:01:37 Like, sit in alleyways
01:01:41 - Wear men's shoes.
01:01:45 Why do you have to do anything?
01:01:49 My home life...
01:01:51 is unsatisfying.
01:01:54 You'd subject yourself to the
01:01:59 because your home life
01:02:01 I don't have to run away
01:02:04 I can run away,
01:02:06 the country, the mountains,
01:02:09 Afghanistan.
01:02:20 Andy, you want to get in on this?
01:02:22 Allison says she
01:02:26 because her home life
01:02:31 Well, everyone's home life
01:02:35 If it wasn't, people would
01:02:38 Yeah, I understand,
01:02:40 goes beyond
01:02:44 consider "normal" unsatisfying.
01:02:46 Never mind. Forget it.
01:02:50 - What's the deal?
01:02:55 - Forget it. Leave me alone.
01:02:58 You're carrying all that crap
01:03:01 Either you really want to run away
01:03:05 Eat shit.
01:03:10 The girl is an island
01:03:23 Hi.
01:03:26 - You want to talk?
01:03:28 Why not?
01:03:30 Go away.
01:03:33 - Where do you want me to go?
01:03:46 - You have problems.
01:03:49 You do everything everybody tells you!
01:03:52 Okay, fine. But I didn't dump
01:03:55 and invite people
01:03:59 Did l?
01:04:05 So what's wrong?
01:04:15 Is it bad? Real bad?
01:04:19 Parents?
01:04:37 Y eah.
01:04:48 What did they do to you?
01:04:53 They ignore me.
01:04:57 Y eah.
01:05:01 Y eah.
01:05:05 What did you want to be
01:05:10 I wanted to be John Lennon.
01:05:14 Carl, don't be a goof.
01:05:16 I'm trying to be serious.
01:05:19 Carl, I've been
01:05:24 And each year...
01:05:26 these kids get more arrogant.
01:05:28 Aw, bullshit, man.
01:05:30 Come on, Vern.
01:05:31 The kids haven't
01:05:35 You're teaching because you thought
01:05:39 Thought you could have
01:05:42 Then you discovered
01:05:45 That bummed you out.
01:05:49 These kids turned on me.
01:05:52 They think I'm a big fucking joke.
01:05:55 Come off it.
01:05:57 If you were 16...
01:05:59 what would you think of you?
01:06:02 Do you think I care
01:06:06 Y es, I do.
01:06:10 Think about this.
01:06:11 When we get old...
01:06:13 these kids will
01:06:17 Y eah.
01:06:19 This thought
01:06:22 When I get older...
01:06:24 these kids will take care of me.
01:06:27 I wouldn't count on it.
01:06:34 What would I do
01:06:38 As little as I had to.
01:06:41 - That's boring.
01:06:43 The idea is to search your mind
01:06:48 Like, would you
01:06:57 - Would I have to get out of the car?
01:07:00 - In the spring or winter?
01:07:04 - In the front or back of school?
01:07:08 Y es.
01:07:10 I'd do that.
01:07:12 I'll do anything sexual.
01:07:17 - You're lying.
01:07:20 I've done just about everything
01:07:25 I'm a nymphomaniac.
01:07:27 Lie.
01:07:30 - Are your parents aware of this?
01:07:35 - What did he do when you told him?
01:07:42 Very nice.
01:07:44 I don't think, from a legal standpoint,
01:07:47 can be construed as rape
01:07:50 - He's an adult.
01:07:54 Ugh. Do you have any idea
01:07:58 - Well, the first few times--
01:08:02 - You mean he did it more than once?
01:08:04 - Are you crazy?
01:08:09 Have you ever done it?
01:08:14 I don't even have a psychiatrist.
01:08:16 Have you ever done it
01:08:19 - Didn't we already cover this?
01:08:24 I won't discuss my private life
01:08:27 - It's kind of a double-edged sword.
01:08:31 Well, if you say you haven't,
01:08:34 If you say you have,
01:08:37 It's a trap.
01:08:41 Then when you do,
01:08:43 - Wrong.
01:08:48 She's a tease.
01:08:50 I'm sure.
01:08:51 You're a tease and you know it.
01:08:54 She's only a tease
01:08:56 - I don't do anything!
01:09:00 - Let me ask you something.
01:09:04 Doesn't it bother you to sleep around
01:09:07 - Don't you want respect?
01:09:10 That's the difference
01:09:12 That's not the only difference.
01:09:14 - Face it. You're a tease.
01:09:17 Sure you are. Sex is your weapon.
01:09:20 You use it to get respect.
01:09:22 I never said that.
01:09:26 - What do you use it for then?
01:09:29 Oh, are you medically frigid
01:09:33 I didn't mean it that way.
01:09:37 Just answer the question.
01:09:38 - [ Andy ] Be honest.
01:09:42 - Answer the question, Claire.
01:09:44 [ All The Guys ]
01:09:46 - [ Bender ] It's only one question.
01:09:55 I never did it either.
01:10:00 I'm not a nymphomaniac.
01:10:01 I'm a compulsive liar.
01:10:05 You are such a bitch!
01:10:07 You did that on purpose
01:10:10 I would do it.
01:10:16 I can't believe you.
01:10:18 You don't say anything all day.
01:10:21 you unload all these
01:10:24 You're just pissed off because
01:10:27 Fine, but that doesn't make it
01:10:30 What's bizarre?
01:10:34 Some of us are better at hiding it.
01:10:36 How are you bizarre?
01:10:41 He can't think for himself.
01:10:44 She's right.
01:10:46 Know what I did to get in here?
01:10:53 I taped Larry Lester's
01:10:56 That was you?
01:10:58 You know him?
01:10:59 Yeah, I know him.
01:11:01 Then you know how hairy he is.
01:11:06 When they pulled the tape off...
01:11:08 most of his hair
01:11:12 Oh, my God.
01:11:14 And the bizarre thing is...
01:11:17 that I did it for my old man.
01:11:21 I tortured this poor kid...
01:11:24 because I wanted him
01:11:29 He was always going off about...
01:11:32 you know, when he was in school...
01:11:34 all the wild things
01:11:37 I got the feeling
01:11:41 that I never cut loose
01:11:46 So I'm sitting in the locker room...
01:11:50 and I'm taping up my knee...
01:11:54 and Larry's undressing...
01:11:56 a couple of lockers down from me.
01:12:01 And he's kind of--
01:12:04 He's kind of skinny, weak.
01:12:08 I started thinking
01:12:12 and his attitude
01:12:17 The next thing I knew...
01:12:21 I jumped on top of him
01:12:27 My friends just laughed
01:12:33 And afterwards...
01:12:37 when I was sitting
01:12:43 all I could think about...
01:12:46 was Larry's father...
01:12:49 and Larry having to go home...
01:12:54 and explain what happened to him.
01:13:01 And the humiliation...
01:13:06 the fucking humiliation
01:13:12 It must have been unreal.
01:13:17 How do you apologize
01:13:24 There's no way.
01:13:31 It's all because
01:13:37 God, I fucking hate him.
01:13:42 He's like this--
01:13:44 He's like this mindless machine
01:13:49 "Andrew!
01:13:51 You've got to be number one!
01:13:54 I won't tolerate
01:13:57 Your intensity
01:13:59 Win! Win! Win!"
01:14:03 You son of a bitch.
01:14:08 You know, sometimes,
01:14:13 Then I wouldn't be able
01:14:17 Then he could forget all about me.
01:14:20 I think your old man and mine
01:14:30 Like with my grades...
01:14:32 Iike when l-- when l--
01:14:34 Iike when I step outside
01:14:42 And I see me...
01:14:47 I don't like what I see.
01:14:50 I really don't.
01:14:52 What's wrong with you?
01:14:54 Why don't you like yourself?
01:14:58 Sounds stupid, but...
01:15:04 because I'm failing shop.
01:15:06 We had this assignment,
01:15:09 to make this ceramic elephant.
01:15:13 And, um...
01:15:14 we're supposed to--
01:15:16 It was like a lamp.
01:15:18 When you pull the trunk,
01:15:24 My light didn't go on.
01:15:28 I got an "F" on it.
01:15:32 I've never got an "F" in my life.
01:15:35 When I signed up for the course...
01:15:37 I thought I was playing it smart.
01:15:39 I thought, "I'll take shop.
01:15:42 to maintain
01:15:44 Why'd you think it'd be easy?
01:15:47 Have you seen
01:15:50 I take shop.
01:15:55 Because I can't make a lamp?
01:15:56 No, you're a genius
01:16:00 - What do you know about trigonometry?
01:16:04 Without trigonometry,
01:16:07 - Without lamps, there'd be no light.
01:16:10 I can write with my toes.
01:16:15 I can also eat, brush my teeth--
01:16:18 - With your feet?
01:16:22 - I can make spaghetti.
01:16:28 I can, uh,
01:16:31 - I want to see what Claire can do.
01:16:35 Everybody can do something.
01:16:38 There's one thing I can do.
01:16:41 Forget it.
01:16:43 Ever seen "Wild Kingdom"?
01:16:48 Okay.
01:16:50 You have to swear to God
01:16:56 Okay.
01:17:00 I can't believe
01:17:18 That's great!
01:17:19 Where'd you learn to do that?
01:17:22 Camp, seventh grade.
01:17:30 That was great, Claire.
01:17:32 My image of you
01:17:35 You're a shit.
01:17:38 - You swore to God you wouldn't laugh.
01:17:41 You fucking prick!
01:17:46 What do you care what I think?
01:17:50 I don't even count, right?
01:17:52 I could disappear forever
01:17:58 I may as well not even exist
01:18:06 And, you,
01:18:08 I have just as
01:18:11 And it hurts just as much
01:18:14 God, you're so pathetic!
01:18:16 Don't you ever...
01:18:18 ever, compare yourself
01:18:21 You got everything,
01:18:24 Fucking Rapunzel, right?
01:18:27 School would probably shut down
01:18:30 Queenie isn't here.
01:18:33 I like those earrings, Claire.
01:18:35 Shut up.
01:18:36 - Are those real diamonds, Claire?
01:18:39 I bet they are.
01:18:41 - Did you work for the money for those?
01:18:45 - Or did Daddy buy them for you?
01:18:48 I bet he bought those.
01:18:51 I bet those were
01:18:54 Know what I got for Christmas?
01:18:57 It was a banner-fucking-year
01:18:59 I got a carton of cigarettes.
01:19:01 The old man grabbed me and said,
01:19:04 Go home and cry to your daddy.
01:19:21 Will we be like our parents?
01:19:24 Not me...
01:19:29 ever.
01:19:32 It's unavoidable.
01:19:35 Just happens.
01:19:37 What happens?
01:19:42 When you grow up...
01:19:45 your heart dies.
01:19:46 Who cares?
01:19:47 I care.
01:19:51 I was just thinking,
01:19:55 I know it's kind
01:19:59 but I was just
01:20:02 what will happen
01:20:05 When we're all together again.
01:20:07 I consider you guys my friends.
01:20:13 Am I wrong?
01:20:16 No.
01:20:17 So on Monday, what happens?
01:20:20 Still friends, you mean?
01:20:22 If we're friends now?
01:20:25 Yeah.
01:20:27 Want the truth?
01:20:29 Yeah, I want the truth.
01:20:31 I don't think so.
01:20:35 With all of us or just John?
01:20:38 With all of you.
01:20:41 - That's a real nice attitude, Claire.
01:20:45 If Brian came up to you on Monday,
01:20:48 Picture this.
01:20:52 You know exactly what you'd do.
01:20:55 you'd cut him up so your friends
01:20:59 No way.
01:21:01 Okay. What if I came up to you?
01:21:04 - The same exact thing.
01:21:08 Why? Because I'm telling
01:21:12 No! 'Cause you know how shitty
01:21:14 And you don't have the balls
01:21:19 What about you, you hypocrite?
01:21:21 Why don't you take Allison
01:21:25 Take Brian or Andy out to
01:21:30 What would your friends say if we were
01:21:33 They'd laugh their asses off.
01:21:35 You'd say we were doing it,
01:21:38 Don't talk about my friends! You don't
01:21:43 And you certainly wouldn't
01:21:46 Just stick to what you know: shopping,
01:21:50 - your drunk mother in the Caribbean--
01:21:54 As far as being concerned about us
01:21:58 Forget it!
01:22:00 Just bury your head
01:22:03 - I hate you!
01:22:13 I assume Allison and I are
01:22:16 Us weirdos?
01:22:22 - Would you do that to me?
01:22:28 - Well, if you did?
01:22:34 I don't think my kind
01:22:37 I just want to tell each of you
01:22:43 I wouldn't and I will not.
01:22:47 Because I think that's real shitty.
01:22:52 Your friends wouldn't mind
01:22:59 You're so conceited, Claire.
01:23:02 You're so conceited.
01:23:04 You're so full of yourself. Why?
01:23:07 I'm not saying that
01:23:10 I hate having to go along
01:23:13 Then why do you do it?
01:23:17 I don't know. I don't--
01:23:20 You don't understand.
01:23:23 You're not friends with the people
01:23:27 You don't understand the pressure
01:23:32 I don't understand what?
01:23:34 You think I don't
01:23:37 Well, fuck you!
01:23:39 Fuck you!
01:23:48 You know why I'm here today?
01:23:52 Do you?
01:23:58 I'm here...because...
01:24:01 Mr. Ryan found
01:24:08 - Why'd you have a gun?
01:24:15 You pull the fucking trunk...
01:24:19 and the light's supposed to go on.
01:24:22 It didn't go on.
01:24:26 - What's the gun for?
01:24:29 You brought it up, man.
01:24:33 I can't have an "F."
01:24:38 I can't have it...
01:24:42 and I know
01:24:47 Even if I ace
01:24:49 I'm still only a "B."
01:24:53 Brian.
01:25:02 Considering my options,
01:25:04 - Killing yourself is not an option.
01:25:08 No. I don't think so.
01:25:10 It was a handgun?
01:25:14 It was a flare gun.
01:25:17 Really?
01:25:21 It's not funny.
01:25:38 Yes, it is.
01:25:42 Fucking elephant was destroyed.
01:25:45 Know what I did
01:25:51 Nothing.
01:25:52 I didn't have anything
01:26:02 You're laughing at me.
01:26:04 No.
01:26:05 Yeah, you are.
01:26:31 # It seems so clear in black and white #
01:26:34 # The living color
01:26:38 # Like dynamite #
01:26:41 # Just imagine my surprise #
01:26:44 # When I looked into your eyes and saw #
01:26:48 # Through your disguise #
01:26:51 # If we dare expose our hearts #
01:26:54 # And just reveal the purest thoughts #
01:26:56 # And that is when
01:27:01 # We are not alone #
01:27:04 # You find out
01:27:06 # There'll be somebody there
01:27:11 # We are not alone #
01:27:14 # 'Cause when you
01:27:16 # We're really not
01:27:53 Brian?
01:27:54 Hmm?
01:27:55 Are you going to write your paper?
01:27:58 Yeah. Why?
01:28:01 It's a waste for all of us
01:28:05 Vernon wants us to.
01:28:08 True, but I think
01:28:12 You just don't want
01:28:17 True, but...
01:28:19 you're the smartest, right?
01:28:21 Well...
01:28:23 We trust you.
01:28:28 Yeah.
01:28:32 All right.
01:28:34 I'll do it.
01:28:37 Great.
01:28:51 Come on.
01:28:52 Where are we going?
01:28:54 Come on.
01:28:58 [ Claire ] Don't be afraid.
01:29:01 Don't stick that in my eye.
01:29:04 I'm not sticking it. Just--
01:29:09 - [ Claire ] Good.
01:29:14 You look better without all that
01:29:17 Hey, I like that black shit.
01:29:21 This looks a lot better.
01:29:23 Look up.
01:29:31 [ Snorting ] Please.
01:29:35 Why are you being
01:29:38 'Cause you're letting me.
01:29:47 [ Door Opening ]
01:29:56 You lost?
01:30:51 Thank you.
01:30:59 Why'd you do that?
01:31:02 'Cause I knew you wouldn't.
01:31:06 You said before your parents use you
01:31:09 Wouldn't I be outstanding
01:31:16 Were you really disgusted about
01:31:19 Truth?
01:31:22 Truth.
01:31:24 No.
01:31:34 What happened to you?
01:31:38 Why? Claire did it.
01:31:45 What's wrong?
01:31:47 Nothing's wrong. It's just...
01:31:50 just so different.
01:31:54 I can see your face.
01:31:57 Is that good or bad?
01:32:00 That's good.
01:32:17 See you, Brian.
01:32:20 See you next Saturday.
01:32:22 You bet.
01:32:33 # Won't you come see about me #
01:32:37 # I'll be alone #
01:32:39 # Dancing, you know it, baby #
01:32:42 # Tell me your troubles and doubts #
01:32:45 # Giving me everything
01:32:50 # Love's strange
01:32:54 # Think of the tender things #
01:32:57 # That we were working on #
01:32:59 # Slow change may pull us apart #
01:33:03 # When the light gets
01:33:08 # Don't you #
01:33:11 # Forget about me #
01:33:14 # Don't, don't, don't, don't #
01:33:17 # Don't you #
01:33:20 # Forget about me #
01:33:25 # Will you stand above me #
01:33:30 # Look my way but never love me #
01:33:34 # Rain keeps fallin' #
01:33:36 # Rain keeps fallin' down #
01:33:40 # Down, down #
01:33:43 # Will you recognize me #
01:33:47 # Call my name or walk on by #
01:33:51 # As the rain keeps fallin' #
01:33:54 # Rain keeps fallin' down #
01:33:57 # Down, down #
01:34:03 # Hey, hey, hey, hey #
01:34:09 [ Brian ]
01:34:11 We accept the fact
01:34:14 a whole Saturday in detention
01:34:17 We think you're crazy to make us
01:34:22 You see us as
01:34:24 in the simplest terms,
01:34:28 But what we found out...
01:34:30 is that each one of us
01:34:32 - [ Andy ] and an athlete...
01:34:36 - [ Claire ] a princess...
01:34:39 [ Brian ]
01:34:42 Sincerely yours...
01:34:44 the Breakfast Club.
01:34:47 # Don't, don't, don't, don't #
01:34:50 # Don't you #
01:34:52 # Forget about me #
01:34:56 # As you walk on by #
01:35:01 # Will you call my name #
01:35:05 # As you walk on by #
01:35:10 # Will you call my name #
01:35:14 # When you walk away ##
01:35:38 # When you walked into the room #
01:35:41 # I could see you were no fool #
01:35:45 # Is that smile a sight for me #
01:35:49 # Only if my heart could see #
01:35:59 # Will I make your body cry #
01:36:03 # Cry so loud you never hear #
01:36:06 # In the shadows of my life #
01:36:11 # Can I take you home tonight #
01:36:21 # Your heart too hot to hold #
01:36:24 # Just a flame that burns my soul #
01:36:28 # Heart too hot to hold #
01:36:31 # Too hot, too hot #
01:36:33 # Too hot to hold #
01:36:36 # Heart too hot to hold #
01:36:39 # A flame that burns my soul # #