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Bride Wars
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âªâª [ Pop ] |
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⪠I found, I found ⪠|
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⪠So many things ⪠|
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- ⪠I dreamed of⪠|
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⪠You fell in love with me ⪠|
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- ⪠But I couldn't think ⪠|
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⪠Of how it could be ⪠|
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⪠And I finally found him ⪠|
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⪠And I'm takin' |
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- ⪠'Cause it's gonna be ⪠|
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⪠Somethin' special to me ⪠|
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⪠Somethin' special to me |
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⪠Days go by |
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⪠He's all mine and I'm never alone ⪠|
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⪠Days go by and we're still happy ⪠|
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⪠He's all mine alone ⪠|
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⪠He's somethin' special |
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⪠He's somethin' special to me ⪠|
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⪠He's somethin' special |
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⪠Yeah, yeah ⪠|
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⪠And I finally found him ⪠|
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⪠And I'm takin' |
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- ⪠'Cause it's gonna be ⪠|
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⪠Somethin' special to me ⪠|
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⪠Somethin' special to me |
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⪠Days go by |
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⪠He's all mine alone âªâª |
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[ Woman Narrating ] |
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twenty years ago |
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[ Crowd Chattering ] |
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here to the Palm Court |
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On that afternoon, |
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There was something blue, |
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and something |
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And two little girls |
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held in their hands |
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that one day they would find |
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who would stand by them |
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and when they did, |
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would haveJune weddings |
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Thank you. |
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And yes, Your Honor, |
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I always knew my wedding |
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Now I will dance with you |
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Do you think they let pets |
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Well, it's not like |
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Next time, |
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Emma, you know |
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[ Woman On Stereo ] |
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⪠This will be-- âªâª |
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Caviar cocktail hour-- |
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Celadon cymbidium orchids. |
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[ Liv ] |
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Um, yeah. |
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Do you think it's the work |
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Oh. Marion's a visionary. |
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Mmm? |
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Oh. |
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Oh, just say it. |
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And it ain't the Plaza. |
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Yeah. |
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And here you are. |
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A duck made out of ice. |
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Know what else is great? |
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Going home early and watching |
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Am I that predictable? |
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How about one more dance, |
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and I'll give you |
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Very funny. |
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Come on. Come on. |
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Hey. Oh. |
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Hi, girls. |
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Are you ready |
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- I'm so happy |
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I know. |
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- My work friends, sort of. |
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My college buds- |
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Emma Allan, is that |
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"Kegs for a Cause" semiformal, |
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[ Murmuring ] |
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Yeah. |
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- If a dress works, |
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See, that is sweet. |
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Girlfriends sticking up |
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I like that, a lot. |
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- Anyway, are you guys |
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just think about it, |
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One, two, |
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[ Narrator ] |
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It's all right there. |
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And Liv's handâ |
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Not that either of them |
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Why should they? |
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Okay, slow down. |
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Why can't we run with iPods? |
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are for people |
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I'm literally running |
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Do you know how many things |
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You know what |
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You're not enjoying |
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I'm hurt. |
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All right. |
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Oh! And tell me how |
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Whoo! |
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[ Bell Dings ] |
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Read and highlighted |
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Purse. It's like |
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It's an aggressive approach, |
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and I thinkjudicially |
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Particularly ifwe pull |
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Thank you, Liv. |
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Our best associate, |
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Maybe your approach |
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I mean, |
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as you suggest, |
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Mr. Simmons, you don'tâ |
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I know you. |
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All you need to know |
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because we won't be settling. |
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- You're right. |
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Oh, Ms. Allan? |
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I think Ms. Delgado |
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Is she? |
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She-- She's in her room. |
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Emma, there you are. |
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- Oh, God, Deb. Hi. |
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God, I feel so blessed |
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You know, I am so lateâ |
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You know the debate team? |
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I cannot go |
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I mean, children talking |
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Ugh! |
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Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing |
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and pep squad |
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You're the debate team adviser. |
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I do so much. |
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I wish I could just |
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I so admire you for that. |
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Thank you. |
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Anyway, all right, look. |
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I'll do the debate teamâ |
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Uh-huh. if you take |
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Okay? |
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[ Laughing ] |
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- Get out |
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You're the best teacher |
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She's trying to |
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Mm-mmm. |
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I don't know. |
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I mean, she's been divorced, |
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She's way ahead of us. |
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I gotta get married first. |
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God, I hate Daniel! |
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No, Kevin. |
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What's your crisis? |
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Uh, that's code for |
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Oh, I see. |
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See? I told you those jeans |
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No, no. Not at all. |
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I mean, Emma, yellowâ |
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Okay? Seriously. |
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Becauseâ You know what? |
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Wellâ |
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Ofcourse it doesn't |
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It's... my size, |
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This is the Dolce blouse |
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Liv, I can't. |
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I practically |
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Emma, Emma. Emmaâ |
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Thank you. It's beautiful. |
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Now thisâ Emma's stuff. |
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You moved out, like, |
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- Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? |
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[ Both Gasp ] |
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Ohâ |
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Tiffany box. |
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You're getting engaged? |
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I'm getting engaged! |
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Oh, my God! |
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Emmaâ |
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I have to look. |
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No, no! |
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You can't stop me. |
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I'm sorry. |
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But he should see |
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Good call. |
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You always think |
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It never occurs to me |
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I mean, sometimes it does. |
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I'm really happy for you. |
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Promise me you won't |
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Oh, God. |
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âªâª [ Pop On P.A. ] |
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- I'm engaged! |
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Can we get four |
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No, no, no. None for me. |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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Acapulco, 2006â |
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[ Falsetto Voice ] |
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"I'm so lonely and confused, |
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Okay, okay, okay. |
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All right, a toast. |
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And condolences to Emma, |
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She will surely be |
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It is my burden |
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- I'll be repaying |
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- What did I rush down here for? |
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Get out. |
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Oh, my God. |
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- Where's- Where's the groom? |
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Well, he hasn't actually |
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A toastâ To Daniel, |
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who in his own world |
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but I guess in Liv's world |
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So God bless him |
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to spend his life |
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To Liv. |
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He's a lucky guy. |
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I'm gonna be right back. |
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- Damn. Should I? |
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I mean, they didn't |
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or read Nate's first story |
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So I can't |
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I wish your parents |
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Whatever. It's fine. |
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Liv, you're only human. |
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You don't have |
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Former chubby girlsâ |
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And Splenda. |
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Well, first ofall, you weren't fat. |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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Thanks, Em. |
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You're gonna be |
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Yes, I am. |
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First-- Oh! |
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It might be a good idea |
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See? It's that head |
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Yeah, right? I know. |
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[ Man On TV ] |
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with a huge question mark. |
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Hey, babe? I don't |
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No, they sent 'em. |
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Oh, good. |
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Okay. Here we are. |
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I'm just cuing it up. |
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This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry. |
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He's very pitchy. |
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Pitchy. It's not |
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Oh, okay. You're pitchy. |
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Oh, uh, that one's mine. |
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Please. |
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Yeah. It's on the right side. |
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Yours is the left. |
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I don't think it will be. |
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Oneâ |
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Three. |
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What's this? |
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I put a lot ofthought |
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and, uh, |
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This is our home, |
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and if I'm 99 years old |
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TV and gettin' Chinese foodâ |
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that'll be good enough |
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[ Laughs ] |
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Uh-huh? |
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- Yes. Yes. |
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[ Beeps ] |
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- But I'm not worried, |
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Fletcherjust proposed, |
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I'm engaged. |
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- Color? |
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- Cut? |
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- Clarity? |
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- Carat? |
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[ Whispering ] |
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- Ohhh. |
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- [ Phone Ringing ] |
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Liv's engaged. |
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That'sâ That's-- |
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C-Can I call you back? |
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What do you mean |
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No. Of course I'm happy. |
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I think it's great. Yeah. |
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No, you don't have to come here. |
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And I have the perfect |
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[ Clears Throat ] |
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You are going to live |
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[ Sighs ] |
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You're irritating me. |
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I can't believe it. |
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It's so weird |
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It even sparkles |
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So I'm thinking about |
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I don't know though. |
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I'm not really |
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It's your wedding. |
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She's too busy with work. |
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Yeah. I'm so psyched. |
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I'm sorry. What? |
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Haven't you been listening? |
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You already |
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You just got engaged |
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But technically, |
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You gotta book early |
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The Plaza? |
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Whatâ What's the matter? |
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I'm not mad. |
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I just don't know |
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Oh, God. I'm sorry. |
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We don't have |
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Don't worry about me. |
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He's gonna be dead soon. |
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Call you later. |
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Liv, you let him |
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Excuse me. Excuse me. |
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Excuse me! |
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Honey! |
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Will you just marry me, |
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Yeah. Okay. |
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Isn't that what you want? |
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and I just wanna know |
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Don't you wanna get married? |
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Oh, you changed your mind? |
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Right? |
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Uhâ |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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It's not a ring? |
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If it's a key chain |
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and I'm taking you |
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Why can't you just |
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Is it something |
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Would you wantâ |
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You know what I will |
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I have never met |
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complicated, overbearing, |
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gorgeous, smart, sexy woman |
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Andâ |
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if you had just waited |
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[ Gasps ] |
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[ Laughs ] |
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because she doesn't know |
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Will you hold that |
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Which is fine, |
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trying to catch up |
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Liv? |
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Will you marry me? |
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Are you proposing? |
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Really? |
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Liv, shut up. Yes or no? |
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Babe. |
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- This is not how I planned it. |
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Oh! |
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I love "Bring Your Hot |
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[ Squeals ] |
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[ Narrator ] |
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these two young brides |
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[ Whines ] |
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Okay. I'm good. |
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I'm Marion St. Claire, |
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the most sought-after |
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Hi. We're Marion's 1 :00. |
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We're both getting married, |
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No way. |
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Ms. St. Claire |
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Hi. I'm Liv Lerner. |
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This is Emma Allan. |
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We've been best friends |
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Sit. |
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Okay. |
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A wedding marks |
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of the rest ofyour life. |
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You have been dead |
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W-Were you aware of that? |
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You're dead right now. |
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I understand. |
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Angela, for example, |
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Now I've read the brief |
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[ Laughing ] |
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[ Chuckling ] |
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if you'd gone elsewhere, |
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But you've come to me. |
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Call me dream catcher. |
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Ooh. Dream catcher. |
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I happen to have... |
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three openings |
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Two the first Saturday, |
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and one the last Saturday. |
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That would be |
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Oh! My parents' |
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Oh, my gosh! |
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- Well, then I'll take |
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Um, you'll wanna discuss this |
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- [ Together ] |
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just sign and... |
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date these. |
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Okay. |
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Now, uh, we should |
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Uh, elegant minimalismâ |
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with romantic textures. |
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- I'm impressed. |
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Well, we love you so much. |
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[ Angela ] |
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Thank you... |
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[ Angela ] |
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Bride to bride, |
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Oh, my God. Thank you. |
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Ms. St. Claire, first off, |
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- Uh, it's an honor |
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Sure. |
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[ Squealing ] |
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[ Both Screaming, Laughing ] |
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[ Marion Narrating ] |
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of the implications |
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You see, at this point, |
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A blink ofan eye, |
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[ Woman ] |
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⪠Got my friends |
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⪠Why am I making this |
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⪠When there's so many |
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⪠Happy ⪠|
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⪠Yeah âªâª |
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âªâª [ Vocalizing ] |
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Oh, my God. |
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Miss Wangâ |
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Ohhâ Lace bodice. |
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Basque waist, |
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[ Sighs ] |
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No. No, no. |
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Emma, are you sure? |
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Your mom's dress is beautiful, |
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It's mine. It's mine. |
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But it is your day. |
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Can't you just send her |
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and get the dress you want? |
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And I do love strapless. |
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I feel like I'm cheating |
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I can't. I can't. |
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I'm just gonna put it back. |
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But I mean, if you |
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you should try it on. |
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Please. |
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No, uh, I'm gonna... |
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It's stunning. |
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[ Exhales ] |
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I should probably |
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Do you think |
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I'm sorry. Do they keep that |
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- No. Get the dress. |
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just be very careful |
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You don't alter a Vera |
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Weight gain. Please. |
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You see these eyes? |
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Focus. That's right. |
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Well, it's contactsâ |
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- You know, I'll take it. |
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I'll get you |
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[ Phone Ringing ] |
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[ Ringing Continues ] |
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[ Together ] |
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A terrible mistake |
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one I assure you |
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in the House of St. Claire. |
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Your weddings have been |
| 00:24:01 |
Can you say that again? |
| 00:24:04 |
[ Clears Throat ] |
| 00:24:07 |
- Mother "F." |
| 00:24:10 |
The Plaza is our lifelong dream. |
| 00:24:13 |
Angela... mixed up the dates. |
| 00:24:16 |
You are now both set |
| 00:24:19 |
and the other bride |
| 00:24:21 |
The next available date |
| 00:24:24 |
- Perfect. I'll take it. |
| 00:24:27 |
[ Weak Laugh ] |
| 00:24:30 |
- This is noâ |
| 00:24:33 |
It's no problem. |
| 00:24:35 |
Because I'll negotiate it. |
| 00:24:39 |
- I'll get the other bride |
| 00:24:42 |
You can't say no |
| 00:24:44 |
Yes, well, our |
| 00:24:48 |
means that I cannot tell you |
| 00:24:50 |
- so which one ofyou will |
| 00:24:55 |
[ Angela ] |
| 00:24:58 |
Word to the wise, dearâ |
| 00:25:01 |
do not use me |
| 00:25:15 |
Hello, Angela. |
| 00:25:16 |
tell us where |
| 00:25:18 |
and nobody's |
| 00:25:25 |
[ Beeping ] |
| 00:25:34 |
Hi. |
| 00:25:35 |
How are you? |
| 00:25:37 |
You look gorgeous. |
| 00:25:38 |
You want me to change |
| 00:25:40 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:42 |
No. |
| 00:25:46 |
She can be your wedding buddy. |
| 00:25:48 |
I'm a ball. |
| 00:25:51 |
Let's talk numbers. |
| 00:25:53 |
Every wedding |
| 00:25:56 |
You can't buy me. |
| 00:25:59 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:26:02 |
Good luck, ladies. |
| 00:26:08 |
There's something |
| 00:26:11 |
You're not leaving |
| 00:26:13 |
- [ Screams ] |
| 00:26:16 |
just change your date. |
| 00:26:20 |
You won't even |
| 00:26:24 |
It's unnecessary for you |
| 00:26:27 |
Come on. |
| 00:26:31 |
We could sue. We could sue. |
| 00:26:34 |
We could sue the Plaza. |
| 00:26:37 |
What's the point? |
| 00:26:39 |
No. It's up to us. |
| 00:26:41 |
And whichever way |
| 00:26:44 |
one of us will just |
| 00:26:46 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:26:49 |
Obviously. Ifwe can't |
| 00:26:53 |
one of us will simply |
| 00:26:55 |
Yeah. One of us will just |
| 00:26:58 |
Right. One of us could. |
| 00:27:00 |
Probably, um, not... |
| 00:27:03 |
the one of us |
| 00:27:05 |
because she makes |
| 00:27:08 |
True. I mean, |
| 00:27:11 |
ifthe other one of us |
| 00:27:14 |
because the Plaza, practically, |
| 00:27:17 |
So, oops. That's- |
| 00:27:22 |
One of us will have |
| 00:27:24 |
One of us will. |
| 00:27:27 |
And until one of us decides, |
| 00:27:30 |
Agreed. There's some time |
| 00:27:32 |
Let'sjust not do anythingâ |
| 00:27:34 |
until one of us moves |
| 00:27:37 |
So, umâ |
| 00:27:41 |
Talk to you soon. |
| 00:27:43 |
Call the other one. |
| 00:27:45 |
One of us hasn't |
| 00:27:48 |
She's gonna move her date. |
| 00:27:51 |
Yeah, she didn't sound |
| 00:27:53 |
[ TV: Explosions, Beeps ] |
| 00:27:57 |
[ Beeps ] |
| 00:27:59 |
I called Fletch, |
| 00:28:02 |
He's doin' my taxes |
| 00:28:04 |
You can't get all buddy-buddy |
| 00:28:06 |
Anyway, Daniel |
| 00:28:07 |
It's a hedge fund, babe. |
| 00:28:11 |
- Whatever. You do our taxes. |
| 00:28:15 |
You're being ridiculous. |
| 00:28:18 |
What are we, |
| 00:28:20 |
Babe! Double wedding. |
| 00:28:23 |
[ Fletcher ] |
| 00:28:27 |
- It would be |
| 00:28:30 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:28:33 |
I'd kinda like my own day |
| 00:28:36 |
I know, bug. |
| 00:28:38 |
Threw it all in the shoe box. |
| 00:28:40 |
It's my dream tooâ |
| 00:28:43 |
I have been saving |
| 00:28:47 |
I just need a few more days |
| 00:28:50 |
I'll find a new dream. |
| 00:28:52 |
it's like American Idol, |
| 00:28:55 |
Liv is the Simon. |
| 00:28:57 |
I mean, no offense. |
| 00:29:00 |
Even when they can't sing, |
| 00:29:03 |
It's nice. |
| 00:29:06 |
I wouldn't marry Simon. |
| 00:29:11 |
Mmm. |
| 00:29:14 |
That's nice. |
| 00:29:18 |
See? That's why |
| 00:29:20 |
Iâ Hey, you wanna have her |
| 00:29:22 |
You know what you're |
| 00:29:25 |
We need to give |
| 00:29:27 |
Which is why save-the-dates |
| 00:29:30 |
It's not that I don't care. |
| 00:29:32 |
Hello? |
| 00:29:35 |
Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much. |
| 00:29:39 |
Are we still on |
| 00:29:41 |
Any sign of progress |
| 00:29:45 |
No way. And there's |
| 00:29:47 |
They haven't spoken |
| 00:29:49 |
That's a century |
| 00:29:51 |
What is it about weddings |
| 00:29:54 |
I know. |
| 00:29:57 |
It's, like, the wrong |
| 00:30:00 |
You know what I mean? |
| 00:30:02 |
[ Door Opens ] |
| 00:30:04 |
I'll see you tomorrow? |
| 00:30:06 |
[ Emma ] |
| 00:30:08 |
Hi, sweetie. |
| 00:30:10 |
How was pep squad? |
| 00:30:13 |
I particularly hate |
| 00:30:16 |
who insist everyone |
| 00:30:19 |
It's, like, there are |
| 00:30:25 |
I'm gonna call Liv. |
| 00:30:29 |
- Really? |
| 00:30:31 |
Amie and Marissa are |
| 00:30:34 |
and it'd be good |
| 00:30:37 |
You sure? |
| 00:30:39 |
Yeah. I agree. |
| 00:30:43 |
You should call her. |
| 00:30:46 |
- What? |
| 00:30:51 |
You have to know |
| 00:30:55 |
to send out |
| 00:31:00 |
Oh. |
| 00:31:02 |
We were both gonna wait, |
| 00:31:05 |
I caâ I can't believe it. |
| 00:31:07 |
You can't believe this? |
| 00:31:10 |
She's always thinking |
| 00:31:13 |
Not this time. No. |
| 00:31:15 |
I am a bride too. Okay? |
| 00:31:18 |
l'm number one too. |
| 00:31:22 |
Iâ You are my number one. |
| 00:31:28 |
Bug, what are you doing? |
| 00:31:30 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:31:31 |
Subject-- |
| 00:31:34 |
Emergency. This is not spam. |
| 00:31:36 |
- I'm getting married,June 6â |
| 00:31:40 |
The Plaza Hotel. Be there. |
| 00:31:45 |
Address book. B.C.C. everyone. |
| 00:31:48 |
Oops. Not you, Liv. |
| 00:31:50 |
And send. |
| 00:31:55 |
[ Beeping, Buzzing ] |
| 00:31:58 |
[ Beeps ] |
| 00:32:02 |
I'm get married. June 6th." |
| 00:32:08 |
[ Beeping ] |
| 00:32:11 |
[ Beeps ] |
| 00:32:14 |
What is "kuh-jaw," Emma? |
| 00:32:16 |
[ Beeps ] |
| 00:32:18 |
Great. Emma's wedding's |
| 00:32:22 |
Glen. |
| 00:32:24 |
Maybe her marriage |
| 00:32:27 |
Not filled with loneliness |
| 00:32:31 |
I hope you can appreciate |
| 00:32:34 |
- We're not taking sides. |
| 00:32:37 |
We're not making any plans |
| 00:32:41 |
You're so cool about it. |
| 00:32:43 |
- How else am I gonna be? |
| 00:32:47 |
Emma's save-the-date e-mail |
| 00:32:49 |
I mean, "June 6 at the Plaza," |
| 00:32:52 |
What's next, hearts |
| 00:32:55 |
Come on, reallyâ |
| 00:32:57 |
I know, right? |
| 00:33:00 |
It's shocking. |
| 00:33:02 |
[ Indistinct ] |
| 00:33:07 |
- Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring. |
| 00:33:12 |
[ Liv ] |
| 00:33:18 |
You sent out |
| 00:33:20 |
Yeah, I did, actually. |
| 00:33:23 |
[ Woman Clears Throat ] |
| 00:33:27 |
Surprised? |
| 00:33:30 |
So one of us... |
| 00:33:32 |
is not moving her date? |
| 00:33:35 |
[ Both Slurping ] |
| 00:33:37 |
Well, you amaze me, Liv. |
| 00:33:42 |
You-You never ask me |
| 00:33:47 |
"Emma, wear this. |
| 00:33:49 |
Well, Emma's pretty |
| 00:33:51 |
- Oh, whoa. |
| 00:33:53 |
you were because I had the nerve |
| 00:33:56 |
First ofall, Daniel |
| 00:33:58 |
Okay? So officially, |
| 00:34:01 |
Oh, pathetic. Pathetic! |
| 00:34:06 |
Emma, it's like |
| 00:34:10 |
You don't have a spine. |
| 00:34:12 |
[ Women Murmuring ] |
| 00:34:14 |
No one could accuse you |
| 00:34:17 |
You grabbed the first date |
| 00:34:20 |
without even |
| 00:34:22 |
At least I'm not so terrified |
| 00:34:24 |
that I people-please |
| 00:34:29 |
Emma, you settle. |
| 00:34:31 |
Are you saying |
| 00:34:33 |
I wasn't thinking |
| 00:34:36 |
You came up with that one |
| 00:34:43 |
Move your date, Liv. |
| 00:34:45 |
You move your date, Emma. |
| 00:34:52 |
It's done. You lose. |
| 00:34:58 |
Your wedding better watch it. |
| 00:35:03 |
What did you just say? |
| 00:35:06 |
I said your wedding |
| 00:35:09 |
If I were your wedding, |
| 00:35:14 |
Why don't you just |
| 00:35:17 |
After all, isn't that |
| 00:35:20 |
- [ Whispering ] |
| 00:35:22 |
What did you just say? |
| 00:35:26 |
I said your wedding |
| 00:35:28 |
I mean, yours can be, |
| 00:35:31 |
Can-Can be, uhâ |
| 00:35:34 |
[ Snickers ] |
| 00:35:36 |
Please. |
| 00:35:40 |
Bye, ladies. |
| 00:35:41 |
[ Whispering ] |
| 00:35:44 |
Your wedding will be huge. |
| 00:35:47 |
just like your ass |
| 00:35:50 |
[ All Gasp ] |
| 00:35:52 |
We're done. |
| 00:36:03 |
5:00, Saturday,June 6. |
| 00:36:07 |
Done. |
| 00:36:10 |
Now we just have to find you |
| 00:36:13 |
You'll be spending more time |
| 00:36:16 |
My friends |
| 00:36:19 |
- No! Notjust a bridesmaid. |
| 00:36:21 |
Yeah. Maid of honor. |
| 00:36:25 |
Yeah. We were so close |
| 00:36:27 |
That study group was nuts. |
| 00:36:29 |
Oh, sweetie, you are |
| 00:36:32 |
Ofcourse you were |
| 00:36:35 |
Honestly, Carla. |
| 00:36:39 |
Erin? No. |
| 00:36:44 |
All right, okay. |
| 00:36:46 |
Once. Twice. |
| 00:36:49 |
What difference does it make? |
| 00:36:55 |
You did? Really? |
| 00:36:58 |
Two kids? Wow. |
| 00:37:02 |
Uh, yeah. |
| 00:37:06 |
Actually, I'm hopping into |
| 00:37:16 |
- Kevin? |
| 00:37:20 |
I'd like to promote youâ |
| 00:37:24 |
to mister of honor. |
| 00:37:27 |
Do I getâ |
| 00:37:30 |
No. Justâ It'sjust an honor. |
| 00:37:33 |
[ Deb ] Uh, have |
| 00:37:37 |
Because by letting a classmate |
| 00:37:40 |
Oh, thank God. |
| 00:37:43 |
just read it yourselves. |
| 00:37:47 |
Did you get my note? |
| 00:37:49 |
Can you take |
| 00:37:52 |
Sure. |
| 00:37:54 |
Deb? |
| 00:37:57 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:38:00 |
I know we're |
| 00:38:03 |
Then why am I always |
| 00:38:06 |
[ Clears Throat ] |
| 00:38:10 |
How'd you like |
| 00:38:12 |
Do I get to pick out |
| 00:38:14 |
I tend to draw the eye, |
| 00:38:16 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:38:18 |
I mean, you know, I might |
| 00:38:21 |
Oh, you know, |
| 00:38:24 |
What do you think |
| 00:38:26 |
To make the maid of honor's |
| 00:38:28 |
[ Chuckling ] |
| 00:38:31 |
Aw. All right. |
| 00:38:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:37 |
It's gonna be great. |
| 00:38:39 |
[ Door Shuts ] |
| 00:38:42 |
âªâª [ Stereo: Classical ] |
| 00:38:44 |
[ Gargles ] |
| 00:38:48 |
Hey, can I make |
| 00:38:51 |
Have you ever heard |
| 00:38:54 |
It's this really nice |
| 00:38:56 |
It's very elegant. |
| 00:38:59 |
Mmm. |
| 00:39:01 |
Now, your music isâ |
| 00:39:03 |
still pending, and, sadly, |
| 00:39:08 |
Oh? But he and I had a dealâ |
| 00:39:13 |
Yes, well, one of |
| 00:39:15 |
I can't give you |
| 00:39:17 |
That bitch! |
| 00:39:20 |
Not you. |
| 00:39:22 |
A person. |
| 00:39:28 |
God, she's scary. |
| 00:39:31 |
You don't think that Livâ |
| 00:39:33 |
No. No. She knew |
| 00:39:35 |
It's too cruel. |
| 00:39:40 |
Hang on. Wait. |
| 00:39:42 |
Didn't you tell me |
| 00:39:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:39:48 |
and she's kind of |
| 00:39:51 |
No. No, she'sâ |
| 00:39:53 |
She'sâ Little bit. |
| 00:40:00 |
Mmm. Oh! |
| 00:40:02 |
That is good. |
| 00:40:06 |
Is that like cream cheese? |
| 00:40:08 |
Like a hint. |
| 00:40:10 |
- Has Emma chosen her cake yet? |
| 00:40:14 |
Now, as for the flowers, |
| 00:40:17 |
Wejust can't have |
| 00:40:20 |
white chocolate-curl torte, |
| 00:40:26 |
Well, you're safe. |
| 00:40:28 |
Emma has chosen |
| 00:40:31 |
And she's always saying |
| 00:40:34 |
to impress people |
| 00:40:36 |
I'm just going to check |
| 00:40:41 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:40:43 |
That was a dig at me. |
| 00:40:48 |
Emma thinks |
| 00:40:52 |
I never thought she resented |
| 00:40:56 |
Really? I didn't get that |
| 00:40:58 |
Marion's eating it up. |
| 00:41:00 |
[ Exhales ] |
| 00:41:02 |
Emma always gets |
| 00:41:06 |
Well, maybe it's asking |
| 00:41:08 |
I was worried about her cake. |
| 00:41:18 |
What's that? |
| 00:41:23 |
Don'tâ |
| 00:41:30 |
[ Liv ] |
| 00:41:32 |
Damn, she's competitive. |
| 00:41:36 |
Let me see Canary Song again. |
| 00:41:40 |
- Isn't there something |
| 00:41:43 |
Video montage of their lives? |
| 00:41:47 |
It's gotta be Fletcher's idea. |
| 00:41:48 |
It's gonna be, like, |
| 00:41:51 |
You know, Emma |
| 00:41:53 |
and Fletcher in his little |
| 00:41:55 |
[ Knocking ] |
| 00:41:57 |
- Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner. |
| 00:42:01 |
I'll take that. |
| 00:42:03 |
Mmm. Looks good. |
| 00:42:05 |
"Liv, you deserve this |
| 00:42:08 |
Isn't Daniel the sweetest? |
| 00:42:10 |
I'll just have one. |
| 00:42:12 |
Just one. |
| 00:42:17 |
W-Was she up there? |
| 00:42:19 |
Oh. And it's impossible |
| 00:42:22 |
She ate halfthe box |
| 00:42:25 |
Yes. Okay. |
| 00:42:27 |
That is the agreed uponâ |
| 00:42:30 |
Butjust so you knowâ |
| 00:42:32 |
if you heard what was |
| 00:42:36 |
You gonna tip me? |
| 00:42:39 |
but anyway, |
| 00:42:43 |
You know, |
| 00:42:45 |
if you really want to mess |
| 00:42:48 |
There are ways. |
| 00:42:52 |
I don't know, baby. |
| 00:42:55 |
Come on. |
| 00:42:57 |
It's a slow dance. |
| 00:43:00 |
It's a waltz. |
| 00:43:04 |
And besides, Marion says |
| 00:43:06 |
introduces our couple style |
| 00:43:10 |
I'm incredibly concerned |
| 00:43:12 |
Space! |
| 00:43:15 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 00:43:18 |
I am Ricky Coo, |
| 00:43:21 |
the Doctor of Dance. |
| 00:43:23 |
I bring you motion. |
| 00:43:26 |
I bring you sex. |
| 00:43:29 |
Please, get on your feet, |
| 00:43:32 |
[ Man On Stereo ] |
| 00:43:41 |
⪠Dance ⪠|
| 00:43:45 |
⪠Dance âªâª |
| 00:43:51 |
[ Both Panting ] |
| 00:43:53 |
Maybe Marion shouldn't be |
| 00:43:58 |
Yeah. I don't know |
| 00:44:00 |
[ Man ] |
| 00:44:03 |
Yeah, I got your voice mail |
| 00:44:08 |
How long |
| 00:44:11 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:44:14 |
What? |
| 00:44:18 |
Uh, just give us a second. |
| 00:44:22 |
She's finally gone |
| 00:44:27 |
I mean, she's always been nuts. |
| 00:44:31 |
There is no way I'm letting her |
| 00:44:34 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:44:37 |
[ Snorts ] |
| 00:44:41 |
What? |
| 00:44:44 |
No, I'm just sayingâ It's Liv. |
| 00:44:47 |
I'm going inside. |
| 00:44:50 |
[ Marion Narrating ] The final |
| 00:44:54 |
of how they work together, |
| 00:44:58 |
The early, happy glow is over, |
| 00:45:04 |
With some couples, it brings out |
| 00:45:09 |
With other couples, |
| 00:45:12 |
it highlights |
| 00:45:16 |
Of course, even |
| 00:45:21 |
Ooh, for me! |
| 00:45:24 |
I'd just be careful. |
| 00:45:27 |
Video montageâ Ifthere's |
| 00:45:31 |
I know. It's, like, |
| 00:45:33 |
I don't know how they're gonna |
| 00:45:37 |
Oh, this came for you |
| 00:45:39 |
I can't wait to |
| 00:45:41 |
Mr. Simmons called again |
| 00:45:45 |
- Rutherford Press? |
| 00:45:49 |
Suppose I should just tell them |
| 00:45:51 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:45:54 |
They still print |
| 00:45:57 |
I'm sort of like a celebrity |
| 00:45:59 |
You know, it's like, |
| 00:46:04 |
- Oh, wow! |
| 00:46:06 |
That's not you. |
| 00:46:09 |
Emma looks gorgeous. |
| 00:46:12 |
- But not on the inside, |
| 00:46:15 |
It's the best she can do, huh? |
| 00:46:18 |
So lame. She wants to |
| 00:46:22 |
You can play dirty. |
| 00:46:24 |
I went to law school, |
| 00:46:26 |
I'm starting to think |
| 00:46:28 |
Mmm. |
| 00:46:32 |
A 30-year-old guy will |
| 00:46:35 |
But a 35-uear-old guy |
| 00:46:37 |
A 40-year-old guy |
| 00:46:40 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:46:42 |
I know. You know |
| 00:46:46 |
What are the real reasons |
| 00:46:48 |
Why can't they |
| 00:46:55 |
She's pregnant! |
| 00:46:59 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:47:03 |
- Oh, no! |
| 00:47:06 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:47:10 |
Look, let me in! |
| 00:47:12 |
I gained five pounds. |
| 00:47:14 |
The dress doesn't fit! |
| 00:47:16 |
my wedding's gonna be |
| 00:47:22 |
Well, "A" it's our wedding, hon. |
| 00:47:24 |
And "B"... so what? |
| 00:47:26 |
You don't alter Vera Wang |
| 00:47:30 |
You alteryourself |
| 00:47:33 |
What do boys learn in school? |
| 00:47:36 |
It's not the end |
| 00:47:38 |
Really. What-What-What can I do |
| 00:47:42 |
It's what you can stop doing. |
| 00:47:46 |
It's sweet ofyou to send me |
| 00:47:53 |
You know, the treats. |
| 00:47:56 |
The truffle tray. |
| 00:47:59 |
TheJolly Walrus |
| 00:48:03 |
International Butter Club? |
| 00:48:05 |
Theâ Honeyâ |
| 00:48:09 |
Oh, my God, Emma! |
| 00:48:11 |
She's trying to make me fat |
| 00:48:14 |
What is that? |
| 00:48:23 |
The International Butter Club? |
| 00:48:25 |
You mean, you've actually |
| 00:48:27 |
eating sticks of butter |
| 00:48:35 |
[ Marion Narrating ] |
| 00:48:39 |
I expect my brides |
| 00:48:43 |
Perfect hair, skin, nails, |
| 00:48:47 |
[ With English Accent ] |
| 00:48:51 |
Really, really fast, |
| 00:48:53 |
It's very |
| 00:48:56 |
Go on back. |
| 00:49:04 |
Miss Allan. |
| 00:49:06 |
Hi. Bit of Honey today? |
| 00:49:08 |
Yes, but, uh, |
| 00:49:11 |
Sure thing. |
| 00:49:13 |
[ Woman ] |
| 00:49:16 |
⪠I hope you survive ⪠|
| 00:49:20 |
⪠I hope you live on, baby ⪠|
| 00:49:23 |
⪠So I can watch you cry ⪠|
| 00:49:26 |
⪠'Cause I know |
| 00:49:28 |
⪠What you did to me ⪠|
| 00:49:30 |
⪠And you'll come runnin' back ⪠|
| 00:49:33 |
⪠I'm gonna rain |
| 00:49:37 |
⪠Oh, I won't take it again ⪠|
| 00:49:40 |
⪠And I'll keep raining |
| 00:49:44 |
⪠Overyou ⪠|
| 00:49:47 |
Wow! |
| 00:49:49 |
What happened to you? |
| 00:49:53 |
Will it fade? |
| 00:49:56 |
Sort of. |
| 00:49:59 |
Is it that bad? |
| 00:50:03 |
Oh, well, honey, |
| 00:50:06 |
He probably told you |
| 00:50:10 |
[ Liv ] |
| 00:50:12 |
For sure. |
| 00:50:14 |
I'm surprised |
| 00:50:18 |
That's what I've heard. |
| 00:50:19 |
You should have heard me |
| 00:50:21 |
talking to the guy |
| 00:50:24 |
It was unbelievable. |
| 00:50:26 |
It snowballs. |
| 00:50:29 |
Yeah, especially right here. |
| 00:50:32 |
just make sure it's not soâ |
| 00:50:36 |
⪠I'm gonna rain |
| 00:50:39 |
⪠No, I won't take it again ⪠|
| 00:50:43 |
⪠And I'll keep raining, raining |
| 00:50:49 |
Maybe I should take up chanting. |
| 00:50:51 |
I think it's kind ofâ |
| 00:50:59 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 00:51:03 |
Great! |
| 00:51:06 |
I get to do nothâ |
| 00:51:11 |
Okay. I-I don't know |
| 00:51:14 |
I gotta let it sit |
| 00:51:17 |
Maybe I'll try to strip it |
| 00:51:19 |
My hair's blue! |
| 00:51:21 |
It's blue! |
| 00:51:25 |
- I'm getting married in a week. |
| 00:51:28 |
In a week! A week! |
| 00:51:32 |
Come on. |
| 00:51:34 |
Ah, here's your video montage. |
| 00:51:38 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:51:40 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:51:46 |
Fletch? |
| 00:51:50 |
Bug? Do you have something |
| 00:51:52 |
- Umâ |
| 00:51:56 |
Apparently we're registered |
| 00:52:00 |
Isn't that nice? |
| 00:52:03 |
Marissa. Where are you? |
| 00:52:07 |
I can't believe |
| 00:52:10 |
Whatever. |
| 00:52:12 |
You guys, don't get too |
| 00:52:15 |
They're paid |
| 00:52:17 |
Yeah! |
| 00:52:20 |
Hello, bride! |
| 00:52:22 |
[ Deejay ] All right, all right. |
| 00:52:27 |
that we have a bride-to-be |
| 00:52:29 |
Over here! |
| 00:52:33 |
Officer Not-Your-Husband |
| 00:52:37 |
⪠I'm a model |
| 00:52:40 |
- ⪠And I do my little turn |
| 00:52:44 |
for being too sexy. |
| 00:52:50 |
Time to be frisked. |
| 00:52:53 |
Oh, my goodness! |
| 00:52:57 |
Great! |
| 00:53:00 |
We got two brides |
| 00:53:05 |
[ Women Cheering ] |
| 00:53:07 |
[ Deejay ] |
| 00:53:09 |
We have two brides |
| 00:53:11 |
Emma, this party |
| 00:53:13 |
I'm getting married too, baby! |
| 00:53:17 |
[ Deejay ] |
| 00:53:19 |
- DJ Jazzles invites |
| 00:53:22 |
Come on up here, girl! |
| 00:53:26 |
That's what I'm talking about! |
| 00:53:29 |
You can't even let me |
| 00:53:31 |
Much the way you couldn't |
| 00:53:36 |
By the way, did you hear? |
| 00:53:41 |
I say it's time |
| 00:53:43 |
Dance-off! Dance-off! |
| 00:53:50 |
⪠You say I'm so crazy ⪠|
| 00:53:54 |
[ Cheering ] |
| 00:53:56 |
- ⪠Coming home intoxicated ⪠|
| 00:53:59 |
⪠I say |
| 00:54:01 |
⪠I just wanna love you, baby ⪠|
| 00:54:03 |
- Aw, come on, Liv. |
| 00:54:06 |
- I know y'all |
| 00:54:09 |
Sprockets! |
| 00:54:11 |
[ Women Cheering ] |
| 00:54:18 |
Break it down! |
| 00:54:22 |
âªâª [ Hip-hop ] |
| 00:54:28 |
Showdown! |
| 00:54:36 |
Space! |
| 00:54:40 |
[ Deejay ] |
| 00:54:42 |
⪠They be watchin' |
| 00:54:45 |
⪠They ain't used to this sound |
| 00:54:47 |
⪠All my ladies |
| 00:54:50 |
⪠We gon' |
| 00:54:52 |
⪠Pop them bottles |
| 00:54:54 |
⪠Got you feelin' crazy |
| 00:54:57 |
⪠They was waitin' for me |
| 00:54:59 |
⪠He got the game sewed up |
| 00:55:01 |
[ Cheering ] |
| 00:55:03 |
⪠We got 'em shakin' everything |
| 00:55:06 |
Bride number two, |
| 00:55:11 |
Give it up for bride number two, |
| 00:55:15 |
Sorry, bride number one. |
| 00:55:23 |
âªâª [ Techno Dance Pop ] |
| 00:55:29 |
It's weird, losing. |
| 00:55:33 |
No, but you were |
| 00:55:35 |
Yeah, you really got up there, |
| 00:55:37 |
- Forget it. It's my |
| 00:55:43 |
[ Shutter Clicks ] |
| 00:55:45 |
It's like you read my mind. |
| 00:55:52 |
[ Car Alarm Honking ] |
| 00:55:55 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 00:55:57 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:56:02 |
Taxi! Taxi. |
| 00:56:07 |
Kevin. Kevin. |
| 00:56:10 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:56:14 |
Yeah. Four waters. |
| 00:56:16 |
Get a splash |
| 00:56:19 |
Hey, Elana. |
| 00:56:21 |
You work too hard. |
| 00:56:23 |
- Where are you, Kev? |
| 00:56:25 |
Liv, blue! Hair! |
| 00:56:27 |
- [ Whispering ] |
| 00:56:32 |
[ Whispering ] |
| 00:56:34 |
I was supposed to get it |
| 00:56:37 |
I think it's veryâ |
| 00:56:40 |
I got it. |
| 00:56:43 |
Ifwe could all refer to |
| 00:56:47 |
Our discovery process |
| 00:56:50 |
maybe you guys |
| 00:56:53 |
W-W-Wait. Okay. |
| 00:56:57 |
Where is the latest version? |
| 00:57:01 |
just a second. |
| 00:57:04 |
Goddamn it! |
| 00:57:06 |
Your hair. |
| 00:57:07 |
Yes, my hair. |
| 00:57:11 |
My hair is blue. My wedding's |
| 00:57:14 |
Okay? |
| 00:57:16 |
And, yes, maybe |
| 00:57:18 |
And, yes, |
| 00:57:23 |
Hates me! |
| 00:57:32 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 00:57:36 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 00:57:41 |
It's so not ideal. |
| 00:57:44 |
This is who's representing us? |
| 00:57:46 |
Not anymore. |
| 00:57:50 |
No, now look, calm down. |
| 00:57:55 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:57:58 |
You are excused. |
| 00:58:02 |
[ Sniffs ] |
| 00:58:08 |
I just don't screw up. |
| 00:58:12 |
It's like I don't have anybody. |
| 00:58:17 |
Hey. |
| 00:58:20 |
Babe, I'm right here. |
| 00:58:25 |
[ Sniffs, Sighs ] |
| 00:58:27 |
You miss your friend, |
| 00:58:32 |
She'd know |
| 00:58:35 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 00:58:37 |
She went for the hair. |
| 00:58:43 |
You'll fix it. And if you can't, I love it. |
| 00:58:47 |
I do. |
| 00:58:51 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:58:55 |
Oh, honey. |
| 00:59:00 |
It's notjust |
| 00:59:04 |
I'm mad because |
| 00:59:09 |
And it's exhausting having to |
| 00:59:12 |
That's how |
| 00:59:17 |
I figured nothingâ |
| 00:59:21 |
one step ahead ofeverything |
| 00:59:27 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:59:31 |
It's messy. |
| 00:59:36 |
You're right. |
| 00:59:39 |
I mean, I was gonna be |
| 00:59:41 |
but now that you say |
| 00:59:44 |
No, you don't. No, you |
| 00:59:49 |
I've always wanted a human wife. |
| 00:59:52 |
Yeah, the other ones are just... |
| 01:00:01 |
Hey. |
| 01:00:03 |
Almost back to normal, huh? |
| 01:00:05 |
I have, like, one layer |
| 01:00:09 |
So, oops, sorry, Liv. |
| 01:00:11 |
I wish I had pictures. |
| 01:00:14 |
It's like I was up there, |
| 01:00:18 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 01:00:21 |
I've heard this story |
| 01:00:25 |
You've been acting |
| 01:00:28 |
And I'm tired of it. |
| 01:00:30 |
Lately you've been very mad |
| 01:00:33 |
You know what? |
| 01:00:35 |
Uh-huh. |
| 01:00:39 |
this is something aboutâ |
| 01:00:42 |
Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind |
| 01:00:45 |
It is possible that I might be mad |
| 01:00:49 |
Is it? Really? |
| 01:00:51 |
- What? |
| 01:00:56 |
I said "not bitchy." |
| 01:00:59 |
You should have the cab, |
| 01:01:01 |
drop you off |
| 01:01:04 |
Are you upset because |
| 01:01:06 |
Totally. |
| 01:01:08 |
My God! That's totally it. |
| 01:01:12 |
Okay. So in other words, then |
| 01:01:17 |
I shouldn't have so manyâ |
| 01:01:20 |
You haven't tried yet. |
| 01:01:24 |
I don't even know who you are. |
| 01:01:29 |
I'm so confused. |
| 01:01:34 |
All right? |
| 01:01:47 |
It's a tense time. |
| 01:01:50 |
Bye. |
| 01:02:16 |
[ Woman ] |
| 01:02:21 |
⪠That I haven't touched |
| 01:02:26 |
Emma? |
| 01:02:32 |
Emma! Emma! |
| 01:02:37 |
⪠Dust gathers on my stereo ⪠|
| 01:02:42 |
⪠'Cause I can't bear |
| 01:02:48 |
⪠The piano sits |
| 01:02:53 |
⪠With a picture ofyour face ⪠|
| 01:02:58 |
[ Rings ] |
| 01:03:03 |
[ Drill Whirring ] |
| 01:03:06 |
Hey, Kevin. It's Emma. |
| 01:03:10 |
I'm sorry, can you hold on? |
| 01:03:12 |
It's my worst nightmare. |
| 01:03:14 |
I'm sorry, Liv's dealing |
| 01:03:19 |
Fine. That's-- |
| 01:03:21 |
Yeah. Okay, I get it. Bye. |
| 01:03:24 |
Hey! I'm sorry. Who is this? |
| 01:03:28 |
Hello? |
| 01:03:33 |
⪠In an instant, you were gone ⪠|
| 01:03:37 |
⪠And I'm scared âªâª |
| 01:03:52 |
Hey! |
| 01:03:54 |
Hi! |
| 01:03:56 |
How are you? |
| 01:03:58 |
I know. It's my fault. |
| 01:04:03 |
Nothing to do with the fact |
| 01:04:07 |
Hey! I have to rent a tux. |
| 01:04:10 |
You're coming with me. |
| 01:04:12 |
Um, okay. |
| 01:04:14 |
I'm a little surprised. I would |
| 01:04:33 |
How you doing, Em? Hmm? |
| 01:04:37 |
Um, feel fine. |
| 01:04:42 |
Fine's not really |
| 01:04:44 |
Fine's a feeling. |
| 01:04:46 |
"I feel fine." |
| 01:04:48 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 01:04:52 |
Okay. It's, likeâ |
| 01:04:55 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:04:57 |
And there are |
| 01:05:01 |
I had this idea of |
| 01:05:07 |
And it's not |
| 01:05:10 |
[ Crying ] |
| 01:05:16 |
But mostly, I am fine. |
| 01:05:20 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:05:22 |
Yeah. Change the subject. |
| 01:05:27 |
I'm gonna go |
| 01:05:29 |
You have no patience. |
| 01:05:32 |
Mm-mmm. |
| 01:05:36 |
Kind ofthink I wait |
| 01:05:43 |
Hey, let me buy you |
| 01:05:45 |
Oh, um, I-I can't. |
| 01:05:49 |
But I'll call you. |
| 01:05:51 |
Um, when I'm notâ |
| 01:05:55 |
You're gonna make |
| 01:06:00 |
Thank you. |
| 01:06:03 |
And, Em, you're gonna make |
| 01:06:06 |
Yeah? |
| 01:06:09 |
Thanks. |
| 01:06:18 |
[ Snoring ] |
| 01:06:37 |
[ Marion Narrating ] |
| 01:06:42 |
it was the perfect day |
| 01:06:45 |
Well, two weddings. |
| 01:06:47 |
T-minus three hours, people. |
| 01:06:50 |
Guard your camps, |
| 01:06:53 |
Incoming, people. |
| 01:07:00 |
Roses for Lerner. |
| 01:07:02 |
Has the Allan officiant |
| 01:07:05 |
Linens for Lerner? |
| 01:07:06 |
Excellent. |
| 01:07:07 |
Let's move, people. |
| 01:07:11 |
Amazing. You can't even |
| 01:07:14 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:07:20 |
Oh, Liv. |
| 01:07:23 |
My God, you're |
| 01:07:26 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:07:28 |
[ Beeps ] |
| 01:07:34 |
She's so weird. |
| 01:07:37 |
God, I'm so nervous. |
| 01:07:40 |
- Is the veil |
| 01:07:43 |
Oh, no. You look fine. |
| 01:07:46 |
You know, honestly, the pressure |
| 01:07:52 |
It'sjust ridiculous. |
| 01:07:54 |
You don't have to look your most |
| 01:07:59 |
Mom! |
| 01:08:02 |
You know, |
| 01:08:04 |
You know what, Deb? I don't. |
| 01:08:07 |
Wh-What? |
| 01:08:10 |
Deb, I have been dealing |
| 01:08:14 |
and I'm gonna |
| 01:08:16 |
that I should've told myself |
| 01:08:18 |
Sometimes it's about me, |
| 01:08:20 |
Not all the time, |
| 01:08:23 |
if you're not okay with that, |
| 01:08:25 |
But if you stay, |
| 01:08:27 |
And that means smiling |
| 01:08:31 |
and, most importantly, |
| 01:08:33 |
Okay? |
| 01:08:35 |
Yes, I'd like to. |
| 01:08:38 |
Then we're good. |
| 01:08:40 |
Harpist is Allan. |
| 01:08:43 |
How many times |
| 01:08:46 |
[ Clears Throat ] |
| 01:08:48 |
Check on the grooms' status |
| 01:08:52 |
if you're about to jump ship |
| 01:08:54 |
let someone else know |
| 01:08:56 |
Okay. |
| 01:09:00 |
I'm gonna do a quick head count |
| 01:09:03 |
Good call. |
| 01:09:07 |
Hey, Mr. Allan. |
| 01:09:10 |
I'm good, bud. How're you? |
| 01:09:13 |
Yes. Yes, it is. |
| 01:09:14 |
I caught a glimpse of Emma |
| 01:09:17 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:09:20 |
Thank you, Nathan. |
| 01:09:22 |
Listen, |
| 01:09:24 |
Not about the-the fight, |
| 01:09:27 |
[ Women Chattering ] |
| 01:09:31 |
Liv. |
| 01:09:33 |
Hi! |
| 01:09:37 |
Oh, Liv. |
| 01:09:41 |
Wow. Your mom and dad |
| 01:09:43 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:09:46 |
Thank you. |
| 01:09:48 |
I just want to |
| 01:09:52 |
Notjust from myself but from... |
| 01:09:57 |
f-from my dear friends |
| 01:10:03 |
Good luck, sweetheart. |
| 01:10:06 |
Nate. |
| 01:10:08 |
Good to see you. |
| 01:10:09 |
You too. |
| 01:10:12 |
Such a good man. |
| 01:10:16 |
So, according to Ms. St. Claire, |
| 01:10:21 |
before the wedding, |
| 01:10:23 |
So we have scotchâ |
| 01:10:27 |
We have vodka and tequila. |
| 01:10:29 |
Tequila, tequila? |
| 01:10:31 |
Kevin! Tequila. |
| 01:10:34 |
No, no, no. Kevin. |
| 01:10:37 |
You take this to Marion. |
| 01:10:40 |
She needs to play this |
| 01:10:42 |
I thought we were rising |
| 01:10:44 |
We are, which is why I need you |
| 01:10:49 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:10:53 |
You'll thank me one day. |
| 01:10:55 |
[ Knocking ] |
| 01:10:58 |
That's very helpful. |
| 01:10:59 |
Thank you. |
| 01:11:00 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:11:03 |
Come on in. |
| 01:11:06 |
She sure is. Oh, my gosh. |
| 01:11:10 |
Oh, wow, Mom. |
| 01:11:13 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:11:16 |
I'm happy if you're happy. |
| 01:11:18 |
Sweetheart, you could get |
| 01:11:22 |
This is your day. |
| 01:11:26 |
Oh, boy, I need a tissue. |
| 01:11:30 |
Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. |
| 01:11:33 |
I found this when |
| 01:11:36 |
Dad. What is it? |
| 01:11:43 |
Go ahead. |
| 01:11:53 |
In case you need |
| 01:11:59 |
It's really Liv's. |
| 01:12:01 |
Well, something borrowed then. |
| 01:12:12 |
Daddy, I need to see her. |
| 01:12:14 |
I think she feels |
| 01:12:17 |
I'll get that. |
| 01:12:23 |
Oh, it's Marion. |
| 01:12:25 |
Uh, places, people. |
| 01:12:29 |
Marion, could I just run |
| 01:12:33 |
Emma, you are |
| 01:12:38 |
Bride one, walking. |
| 01:12:47 |
⪠I was a little girl ⪠|
| 01:12:50 |
⪠Alone in my little world ⪠|
| 01:12:53 |
⪠Who dreamed of |
| 01:13:00 |
⪠I played pretend |
| 01:13:03 |
⪠And fed my houseguests |
| 01:13:07 |
⪠And laughed in |
| 01:13:12 |
⪠I had a dream ⪠|
| 01:13:16 |
⪠That I could fly ⪠|
| 01:13:18 |
⪠From the highest swing ⪠|
| 01:13:22 |
⪠I had a dream ⪠|
| 01:13:33 |
⪠Ooh âªâª |
| 01:13:55 |
[ Man ] |
| 01:14:12 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:14:13 |
I'm getting married. |
| 01:14:16 |
Uhâ |
| 01:14:18 |
[ Walkie Beeps ] |
| 01:14:21 |
give video |
| 01:14:23 |
âªâª [ Harpist Plays |
| 01:14:28 |
Walk. |
| 01:14:47 |
[ Emma's Voice ] |
| 01:14:51 |
I'm here with Miguel. |
| 01:14:57 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 01:14:58 |
I love spring break! |
| 01:15:01 |
[ Women ] |
| 01:15:05 |
[ Women Cheering ] |
| 01:15:07 |
- I love being Emma! |
| 01:15:21 |
[ Screams ] |
| 01:15:25 |
We've been hit. |
| 01:15:43 |
- [ Liv ] Emma! |
| 01:15:46 |
[ Liv ] |
| 01:15:48 |
God, you swore! |
| 01:15:55 |
just... let them go. |
| 01:15:58 |
Emma! |
| 01:15:59 |
Bring it on! |
| 01:16:02 |
[ Liv ] |
| 01:16:05 |
Let mejust |
| 01:16:11 |
It's over. |
| 01:16:15 |
I can't do this anymore. |
| 01:16:21 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:16:29 |
Thank God. |
| 01:17:17 |
I'm fine. |
| 01:17:20 |
[ People Murmuring ] |
| 01:17:22 |
[ Whispering ] Emma, |
| 01:17:25 |
You just ruined our wedding. |
| 01:17:27 |
Your friend? History. |
| 01:17:30 |
judging by that DVD, |
| 01:17:33 |
Good. I hope so. |
| 01:17:36 |
Fletcher, you've been |
| 01:17:39 |
I need you to be my friend now |
| 01:17:44 |
You're in love with a girl |
| 01:17:47 |
Hey, what's |
| 01:17:50 |
She's not here anymore. |
| 01:17:56 |
I don't want to spend |
| 01:17:59 |
Or caving. |
| 01:18:03 |
Neither do you. |
| 01:18:09 |
We're different. |
| 01:18:17 |
You know that's true, |
| 01:18:24 |
I knew. |
| 01:18:48 |
Good-bye. |
| 01:18:53 |
Oh, my God. Emma. |
| 01:19:03 |
I'm fine. |
| 01:19:06 |
This is all my fault. |
| 01:19:09 |
I mean, it was supposed to |
| 01:19:13 |
'Cause I could never |
| 01:19:16 |
Oh, this fighting is so dumb. |
| 01:19:22 |
I'm so sorry |
| 01:19:28 |
I'm sorry... too. |
| 01:19:31 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:19:36 |
If I ruined it for you, |
| 01:19:40 |
If Fletcher and I |
| 01:19:46 |
we'd be getting married, |
| 01:19:53 |
Are you crying? |
| 01:19:55 |
Yeah. |
| 01:19:57 |
And I justâ |
| 01:20:01 |
- I'm kind ofa basket case. |
| 01:20:05 |
No. No, you were right. |
| 01:20:08 |
I don't have to |
| 01:20:13 |
It's like... |
| 01:20:17 |
And I'm kind ofstumbling around |
| 01:20:21 |
I'm awake. |
| 01:20:26 |
Will you stand up there with me? |
| 01:20:30 |
Where else would I be? |
| 01:20:40 |
Reset, people. Reset. |
| 01:20:55 |
Oh, I almost |
| 01:20:59 |
Oh, my God. Em? |
| 01:21:04 |
Two little girls |
| 01:21:09 |
Come on. |
| 01:21:35 |
âªâª [ Pop Rock ] |
| 01:21:38 |
Hi. |
| 01:21:39 |
Hey. Are you single? |
| 01:21:43 |
Are you straight? |
| 01:21:49 |
So sorry to hear |
| 01:21:52 |
Why? It was only my first. |
| 01:21:55 |
And next time, I'm definitely |
| 01:21:57 |
⪠You treated me so kind |
| 01:22:03 |
⪠You made me so ⪠|
| 01:22:08 |
Do you wanna dance? |
| 01:22:09 |
Let's go. |
| 01:22:19 |
Umâ |
| 01:22:22 |
No, baby. Baby, |
| 01:22:26 |
Uh-oh. Did I make |
| 01:22:34 |
[ Marion Narrating ] |
| 01:22:36 |
And as I stood there watching... |
| 01:22:40 |
I realized something |
| 01:22:44 |
⪠You made me |
| 01:22:49 |
Sometimes in life |
| 01:22:56 |
Sometimes, you really can |
| 01:23:01 |
who will stand by you |
| 01:23:04 |
Maybe you'll find it in a spouse |
| 01:23:11 |
But there's also the chance... |
| 01:23:13 |
that the one person |
| 01:23:17 |
the one person |
| 01:23:20 |
sometimes better |
| 01:23:23 |
is the same person who's been |
| 01:23:39 |
Wow! You look great. |
| 01:23:44 |
Well, how was it? |
| 01:23:47 |
It was amazing. |
| 01:23:50 |
Actually, I don't. |
| 01:23:51 |
So I don't want |
| 01:23:55 |
Should we toast? |
| 01:23:57 |
Um, actually, |
| 01:24:03 |
Neither am I. |
| 01:24:08 |
[ Together ] |
| 01:24:10 |
When areâ |
| 01:24:11 |
[ Together ] |
| 01:24:17 |
[ Shrieking ] |
| 01:24:19 |
⪠Yes, I believe in love ⪠|
| 01:24:22 |
⪠I believe |
| 01:24:25 |
⪠And if you know anything |
| 01:24:30 |
⪠Somehow |
| 01:24:33 |
⪠Oh, but don't go changin' ⪠|
| 01:24:36 |
⪠At least not for me, baby ⪠|
| 01:24:38 |
⪠I'm doin' what I gotta do |
| 01:24:41 |
⪠I'll be fine ⪠|
| 01:24:43 |
⪠Find a way to pass the time ⪠|
| 01:24:45 |
⪠While I sit here |
| 01:24:48 |
⪠Oh, listen ⪠|
| 01:24:50 |
⪠But as soon |
| 01:24:56 |
⪠You've got to ⪠|
| 01:24:58 |
⪠Love me ⪠|
| 01:25:02 |
⪠Please ⪠|
| 01:25:05 |
⪠Say you love me ⪠|
| 01:25:09 |
⪠Pretty please ⪠|
| 01:25:13 |
⪠Know it's hard |
| 01:25:18 |
⪠I can imagine how ⪠|
| 01:25:21 |
⪠Who you are |
| 01:25:26 |
⪠See I can imagine now ⪠|
| 01:25:29 |
⪠Why can't reality ⪠|
| 01:25:31 |
⪠You don't ever have to be ⪠|
| 01:25:34 |
⪠Able to read my mind |
| 01:25:37 |
⪠I can hardly walk |
| 01:25:41 |
⪠So I might as well |
| 01:25:46 |
âªJust as soon |
| 01:25:52 |
⪠Darlin' ⪠|
| 01:25:54 |
⪠Love me ⪠|
| 01:25:57 |
⪠Please ⪠|
| 01:26:01 |
⪠Say you love me ⪠|
| 01:26:05 |
⪠Pretty please ⪠|
| 01:26:09 |
⪠Why, tell me why |
| 01:26:14 |
⪠When you know I love you ⪠|
| 01:26:16 |
⪠Darlin', don't you know ⪠|
| 01:26:18 |
⪠I'm giving you the best lovin' |
| 01:26:22 |
⪠No one else for you ⪠|
| 01:26:24 |
âªJust as soon ⪠|
| 01:26:33 |
⪠Love me ⪠|
| 01:26:37 |
⪠Please ⪠|
| 01:26:41 |
⪠Say you love me ⪠|
| 01:26:45 |
⪠Pretty please ⪠|
| 01:26:49 |
⪠Say, won't you come love me |
| 01:26:55 |
⪠Do, do, do ⪠|
| 01:26:57 |
⪠Said if you got the time |
