Brooklyn Rules
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Now we're reading |
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to the Philippians. |
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Brothers and sisters, |
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as long as in every way, |
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Christ is being proclaimed... |
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In catholic school, |
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they taught us that Jesus died |
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With his blood, |
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he made the ultimate sacrifice: |
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Giving his life. |
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In Brooklyn... |
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we learned of another sacrifice... |
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Heads. |
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Taking a life. |
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I guess you can call this my confession, |
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Except I'm not asking for forgiveness. |
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That's Bobby, |
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the sweetest guy in the world |
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but a legendary cheapskate. |
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This is Carmine: great guy |
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but incredibly vain, even as a kid. |
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This, of course, is me. |
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Okay, I know what you're thinking. |
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How could I steal |
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Well, I knew stealing |
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but I learned to live |
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Whoa. |
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Get up! |
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Get up. You hear me? |
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And god fuckin' help you, Donny, |
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if I find out you lied to me! |
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Boo! |
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What's your name? |
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Carmine Mancuso. |
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Your mother Italian? |
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Yes, sir. |
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I gotta go take a leak, all right? |
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All right. |
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Man, these uniforms suck. |
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They should let us wear |
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What, like Keith Partridge? |
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Nah, that guy's a queer- |
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Him and that redheaded kid. |
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Oh, man. |
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Guys! Come here! |
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Carmine! Michael! |
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Oh, fuck. |
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Whoa. |
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Whoa. |
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No way, man. |
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Hey, puppy. |
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You okay? |
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He's cute. |
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Ooh, sharp teeth. |
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what should we do with him? |
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Nothin'. |
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Well, you're a spunky one, aren't you? |
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This is creepy, guys. |
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Let's get out of here. |
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Bobby did end up keeping the dog, |
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and Carmine kept the lighter. |
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As for me, you can bet your ass |
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By 1985, we were all grown up |
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Carmine had fallen in love |
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with himself. |
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I mean, if you told the guy |
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he'd actually consider it. |
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Bobby was still a sweetheart, |
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Living at home and cheap as ever, |
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throwing quarters around |
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Come on, Sparky. |
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As for me, despite the fact |
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that I was basically |
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I had somehow managed |
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Me, a jerk-off from Brooklyn, |
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in the Ivy League. |
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And don't get me wrong. |
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I'm not saying I was stupid. |
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I loved to read and was |
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For me, school was a way out |
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a chance to be something. |
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I figured, with my natural |
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and near-total lack of conscience, |
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I should be a lawyer. |
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My plan was to buy a big house |
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where I'd play tennis and water polo |
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and shit like that. |
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Hey! What are you, fuckin' blind? |
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But in my neighborhood, |
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it was better to keep ambitions |
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What the fuck already? |
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20 minutes, |
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You cheap cocksucker. |
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I'm not cheap. |
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Please, if you saw a sign that |
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you'd be the first on line. |
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Oh, my god. |
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We gotta park. |
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Park? They got valet right here! |
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I'm not valeting. It's a rip-off. |
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Look at that ass over there. |
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That's a guy, Bobby. |
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. |
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That's not a guy. |
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Pretty good, Bobby, |
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So we'll get some exercise. |
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I don't need exercise. |
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- Oh, was he happy? |
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The guy underneath you, |
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What are you laughing at |
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What? |
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Yeah, I know what they are. |
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My grandfather has the same ones. |
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It's called a classic look, asshole. |
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Classic? |
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Meaning, it never goes out of style |
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like that sweater's gonna do |
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Cardigans are back, my friend. |
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Please, you look like |
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You know, before my three sons, |
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Fred MacMurray |
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Who gives a shit? |
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Nah, double indemnity, |
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You should see it. |
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Fuck Fred MacMurray, okay? |
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Mike, you got a 20 |
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Till Tuesday, come on. |
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I'll give you another excuse till Wednesday. |
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Come on, please? |
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Bobby never passed a church |
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a habit beaten into him |
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Fuckin' hump. |
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Apparently, they hadn't beaten |
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In the name of the father, |
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Hail mary, mother of god. |
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I know this is asking a lot, but please, |
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do you think |
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get laid tonight or what? |
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That's really fucked, Carmine. |
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Yeah, you're praying |
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You know you're both going to hell? |
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Both of yous, hell. |
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Father Canzoneri. |
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In our neighborhood, |
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Pastels was the place to hang. |
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Jesus Christ, look at all these broads. |
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It is like the museum of pussy in here. |
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Petey. |
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Hey, Carmine. |
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Is your sister here? |
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Yeah, she's down there. |
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Hey, nice sweater. |
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You know, Fred MacMurray |
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Don't listen to him. |
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I thought you were going to call me. |
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I was, and I lost your phone number. |
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But I'm going to call you; I promise. |
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"Come on, man, " what? |
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What, huh? |
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Hey, hey, get off him! |
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Get your fucking hands off me. |
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I don't give a fuck who you're with. |
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- Yeah, you don't care? |
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What the fuck are you looking at, huh? |
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What the fuck are you looking at, |
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you fuckin' douche bag? |
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Come here. |
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The back of the club was the vip section, |
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Vip being a euphemism for wise guy. |
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By the mid-'80s, |
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Caesar was a captain |
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and the man who controlled |
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It was common knowledge |
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Look at that suit. |
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Look at that fuckin' suit he's wearing. |
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It's a $2,000 suit. |
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Legend had it |
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for giving him a bad haircut. |
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For me, that always explained |
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He's calling me over. |
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He's calling me over. |
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How's my hair look? |
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It ain't enough you kiss his ass? |
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You're going to go fuck him too? |
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Fuck you. |
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Hey, look who it is. |
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Sit down over here. |
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How's your mother? |
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Oh, she's really good. |
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You know Philly Cabrese? |
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Hey. |
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I heard some good things about you. |
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This kid, back in the fucking little league |
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over there at St. Columbus, |
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Look the fuck out. |
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Good with a bat, huh? |
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That's a good skill to have. |
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You two should get to know each other. |
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Yo, we gotta talk to him. |
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- Who? |
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This wise-guy shit, |
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He's getting too involved with these guys. |
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He's a big boy. |
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All right, we'll talk to him. |
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Hey, what do you think |
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The fat one? |
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She's not that fat. |
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All right, she's a little fat. |
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But you wouldn't fuck her? |
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I don't know, Mike. I don't know. |
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Eh, fuck you. |
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You're half a fag anyway. |
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Mm, oh, yeah. |
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Unh, yeah. |
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Ah, don't stop. Ah. |
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Ah, don't fuckin' stop. |
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Mike! |
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What was that? |
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Don't worry about it. |
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They said your name. |
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There's a lot of Mikes around. |
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Ah. |
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Jesus! |
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Come on, I'm starving to death. |
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That's not funny. |
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Come on; come on. |
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Take that thing |
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Watch the seats. |
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You couldn't have waited five more minutes? |
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Give me a break. |
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Yeah, seriously, Mike. |
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I'm just saying, |
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You put your cock in her mouth, |
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Look, she was ugly, Mikey. |
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You fucking assholes. |
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Well, if it isn't the last |
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Yes, please, |
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And a cup of decaf. |
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Just coffee, please. |
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So what comes with this |
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"Give me liberty, or give me eggs"? |
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Three eggs, toast, |
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and two pieces |
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Exactly like it says right there. |
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Okay, I'll have that. |
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Yes, please. |
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How would you like them, moron? |
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Oh, well, um, scrambled? |
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Bacon or sausage? |
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Can I have one piece of each? |
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I suppose. |
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Oh, and a lemonade, please. |
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Thank you. |
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Give me liberty, or give- |
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Why do you always have to order |
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What's with the lemonade? |
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Can I have water? |
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Is that all right? |
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So? |
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What's new with murder incorporated? |
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What do you mean? |
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You were over there a long time. |
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Caesar introduced me to some people, so what? |
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So why are you getting involved |
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Why are you breaking my balls? |
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Why don't you give me a break? |
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Christmas is coming. |
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You want a score? |
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I got a scam for you, can't miss. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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You go down to Macy's; |
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Loading dock or some shit. |
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First week, you show up, |
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End of the week, |
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Now, you put that aside. |
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Next week, same thing: |
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Do your job. |
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End of that week, |
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What's the scam? |
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Well, that's it. |
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It's called a fuckin' job. |
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Very funny. |
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I'm sure your fat girlfriend |
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Shut up, douche bag. |
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- She's a big girl, Mike. |
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She's a big girl. |
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After the Hamilton house, |
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Carmine would head back to Pastels |
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and pick up a girlfriend... |
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for the night... |
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Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho, watch the hair. |
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Come on. |
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Don't be sorry; just don't |
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While Bobby'd pick up Amy, |
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his girlfriend for life. |
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They met at a video store. |
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They were both trying to rent |
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Hey, I guess people have gotten |
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Between work and school, |
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I didn't have time for a relationship, |
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At least that's what I told myself. |
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Okay, people. |
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This midterm counts for 50% of your grade, |
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So answer fully and completely. |
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You may begin now. |
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Remember I told you earlier |
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Well, that's true, |
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I hated reading schoolbooks. |
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It was weird. |
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In some ways, |
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It was like this incredible challenge: |
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Me against the system. |
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Of course, |
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sometimes I failed to meet that challenge, |
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like right now. |
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An "f" now would have killed me. |
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I was six months away from graduating, |
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Applying to law schools, |
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And dead in the fucking water. |
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But I wasn't about to let that stop me. |
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Okay, people. |
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Pencils down, please. |
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Hand in your blue books, |
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B&B meats was where |
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Good pay and all the cold cuts I could eat. |
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Come on. |
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Evenin'. |
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Night manager. |
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Earl Webber. |
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I'm in waste disposal. |
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Now, |
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I know what you're thinking. |
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You already deal with |
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But what would you say if I told you |
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I could cut your rates in half? |
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You're obviously not from around here. |
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Son, stop right there. |
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You know what this is? |
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It's an ear. |
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I cut it off a gook in Vietnam. |
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I'm impressed. |
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That if I can deal |
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I sure as shit can deal |
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Now, you give your boss |
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Earl Webber's |
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You all have a good evening. |
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This guy was obviously a mental case. |
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In New York, private sanitation |
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Invent a better mousetrap here, |
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You got a mousetrap stuck up your ass. |
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Temple Sinai was a local shul |
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that occasionally ran a "Las Vegas night" |
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To raise money for Israel... |
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At least that's what they told the cops. |
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The truth was that its rabbi |
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into his bookie for 50 grand. |
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Come on. Again. |
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Jesus Christ! |
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The result was, |
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Our own neighborhood casino, |
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The fuck is wrong with you? |
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Ah, yes. |
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Here he is, Carminuch. |
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Hey, Billy, what's going on? |
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My buddy Michael. |
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How's it going? |
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Listen, come by Butterfingers. |
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Let me talk to you |
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All right, yeah. |
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Don't hurt yourselves. |
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21. |
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What's that, |
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Shocking. |
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Right there, that's what I'm talking about. |
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Montana and that donkey McMahon, |
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21. |
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Everybody lose. |
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Everybody lose! |
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Come on, put me out of my misery. |
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Come to poppa. |
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No, it's not a cocksucker. |
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Aces, split. |
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- Yeah? |
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I have no money. |
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Split? Yes? |
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I have no money. |
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Go ahead. |
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Go ahead. |
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N- No, I- |
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You don't want to split aces? |
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I do. I just... |
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don't want credit. |
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You don't want credit? |
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Oh. |
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Okay, what do you say |
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And you owe him the money? |
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I can't do that. |
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- Mikey. |
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I'm starting to get a little complex here, kid. |
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I don't mean any disrespect, really. |
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It's just- |
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So are you gonna stay on 12? |
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Uh, hit me. |
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Still 12. |
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Come on, nine or less. |
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Ooh, the suicide king, huh? |
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That was fuckin' genius, kid. |
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Suicide king. |
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Mr. Martinez. |
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Nice job. Nice job. |
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Miss Frazen, hmm, |
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Showing your leftist leanings, I see. |
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Miss Deutsch, very, very nice. |
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Okay, folks, take a moment |
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Then I'd like to continue |
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the discussion we started last time |
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on veto powers. |
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Uh, excuse me, professor? |
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- Mm-Hmm? |
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I didn't give it back to you? |
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Uh, no. |
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Huh. |
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Well, this has never happened to me before. |
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Well, you didn't lose it, did you? |
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Well, I mean, I suppose |
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I might have misplaced it someplace, but I- |
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I don't believe this. |
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Are you sure that you handed it in? |
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What's that supposed to mean? |
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Well, um, |
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I'll make arrangements |
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A makeup- |
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I'm already studying for the final. |
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This is bullshit. |
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You lose my exam, and it's my fault? |
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How do you think that you did? |
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Frankly, sir, it's not how I think I did. |
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I know I got an "A". |
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I ain't never studied so hard in my life. |
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Well, how about this? |
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Um... |
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If it doesn't turn up, |
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We'll let the final count for your entire grade. |
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All right, but do me a favor. |
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When you're grading the final, bear in mind |
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I got an "A" on your midterm. |
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Hm. |
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Hey! |
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- Hi. |
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- How you doin'? |
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Michael. |
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Right, sure. |
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Yeah, I know. |
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So Foster lost my test. |
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Incredible, huh? |
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So you live in the city? |
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East side. |
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Brooklyn for right now, |
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But I'm thinking of moving, |
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the village, maybe. |
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Cool. |
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Hm. |
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Listen, |
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would you like to have a drink? |
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What, like, right now? |
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I was thinking this weekend, you know, |
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Saturday, maybe. |
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But now is good too. |
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Actually, my birthday is this weekend. |
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Oh, hey, happy birthday. |
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Thanks. |
00:21:40 |
I'm having a party on Saturday. |
00:21:42 |
You're welcome to come. |
00:21:44 |
It's at addiction in tribeca. |
00:21:46 |
Yeah, yeah, sure. |
00:21:49 |
Great margaritas. |
00:21:50 |
Right. |
00:21:51 |
Excuse me. |
00:21:56 |
So I'll see you on Saturday then? |
00:21:58 |
Any time after 9:00 is good. |
00:22:00 |
Yeah, great. |
00:22:03 |
Thanks. You too. |
00:22:07 |
This is Bobby's house, |
00:22:09 |
But for all intents and purposes, |
00:22:10 |
It was mine too. |
00:22:12 |
I never really knew my dad, |
00:22:15 |
and my mom died when I was 17. |
00:22:17 |
The Canzoneris were like family. |
00:22:20 |
That's Bobby's mom, |
00:22:21 |
hands-down the worst cook in Brooklyn. |
00:22:24 |
Compared to her lasagna, |
00:22:25 |
a bowl of shit would taste like Haagen-Dazs. |
00:22:28 |
Aunt Louise: |
00:22:29 |
The most depressing woman in the world. |
00:22:32 |
She wouldn't be happy |
00:22:35 |
Bobby's dad: |
00:22:37 |
right here in Brooklyn, |
00:22:40 |
to mangle the English language than ebonics. |
00:22:44 |
It's march of the wooden soldiers. |
00:22:46 |
Change it back. |
00:22:50 |
Friggin' dog, get up! |
00:22:52 |
- Teresa! |
00:22:54 |
He's pissin' the carpet again. |
00:22:56 |
It's incontinent, John. |
00:22:58 |
Oh, who gives a shit? |
00:23:01 |
Bless us, o lord, |
00:23:04 |
which we are about to receive |
00:23:06 |
from thy boundaries, |
00:23:07 |
through Christ, our lord. |
00:23:09 |
Amen. |
00:23:19 |
Those kids, |
00:23:21 |
the ones in the stolen car... |
00:23:23 |
Yeah, it's terrible. |
00:23:27 |
16 years old. |
00:23:32 |
Some thanksgiving for their families. |
00:23:34 |
See what happens you don't wear a seat belt? |
00:23:36 |
Ma, they were driving, |
00:23:37 |
Irregardless. |
00:23:40 |
I bet you wear your seat belt. |
00:23:41 |
Well... |
00:23:43 |
Who says I don't? |
00:23:45 |
Die in a stolen car? |
00:23:48 |
You'd probably go to hell. |
00:23:52 |
This is delicious, Mrs. Canz. |
00:23:56 |
It's great. |
00:24:01 |
Where the hell is Carmine? |
00:24:03 |
Maybe somebody let the air |
00:24:07 |
All right, here. |
00:24:09 |
Let me know what you think. |
00:24:13 |
$8. 73 an hour. |
00:24:17 |
Are you gonna be a mailman? |
00:24:18 |
A mail clerk. |
00:24:19 |
See, that way, if it rains, |
00:24:22 |
It's federal, so if you fuck up, |
00:24:25 |
How can you possibly |
00:24:26 |
fuck this up? |
00:24:27 |
I don't know. |
00:24:28 |
I'm just saying. |
00:24:30 |
It's good. |
00:24:31 |
You know, you're happy; I'm happy. |
00:24:33 |
When's the test? |
00:24:34 |
I just sent out for the application. |
00:24:39 |
What's up? |
00:24:43 |
Holy... |
00:24:44 |
What's so funny? |
00:24:48 |
What? |
00:24:50 |
So the mafia's hiring |
00:24:53 |
Seriously, Carmine, |
00:24:54 |
You gotta be fucking kidding. |
00:24:55 |
Yeah, all right, why don't you |
00:24:58 |
'Cause this is the next big thing. |
00:24:59 |
Where, Guadalajara? |
00:25:00 |
Funny. |
00:25:02 |
Go shine your penny loafers |
00:25:03 |
We ready now, please? |
00:25:04 |
Mm-Mm, he's going over to Amy's. |
00:25:07 |
You can knuckle her any time. |
00:25:09 |
That's it. |
00:25:12 |
You're gonna marry the girl. |
00:25:13 |
You're gonna see her every day |
00:25:14 |
for the rest of your life. |
00:25:16 |
Not if I can't afford a ring. |
00:25:18 |
It's a movie, you fuckin' chiseler. |
00:25:19 |
Okay, how about |
00:25:22 |
How about you kiss my fucking asshole? |
00:25:23 |
How about that, huh? |
00:25:25 |
Then I'm not going. |
00:25:26 |
Ugh, fine, we'll go without you. |
00:25:29 |
Come on, Zorro. |
00:25:31 |
Motherfucker. |
00:25:32 |
Be quiet! |
00:25:34 |
My parents are sleeping. |
00:25:39 |
Michael J. Fox comes back |
00:25:41 |
How come his parents, they're over here; |
00:25:44 |
They don't recognize him |
00:25:46 |
Doesn't make any sense. |
00:25:47 |
Well, maybe time travel |
00:25:49 |
screws with your memory or something. |
00:25:51 |
But they didn't time travel; he did. |
00:25:53 |
Doesn't make any fucking sense. |
00:25:55 |
I wouldn't overthink it, you know? |
00:25:58 |
I'm just saying. |
00:26:02 |
Fuckin' pig. |
00:26:05 |
Yeah. |
00:26:14 |
- What's this? |
00:26:18 |
Some redneck came in the store, |
00:26:19 |
Tried to get me to hire him |
00:26:21 |
Get the fuck out of here. |
00:26:22 |
He's got a necklace |
00:26:23 |
With a fuckin' ear on it. |
00:26:25 |
He cut it off some gook in the war. |
00:26:27 |
Send him after that blackjack dealer |
00:26:29 |
is what you should do. |
00:26:35 |
Hey, what did Philly want |
00:26:39 |
"Come see me about the thing. " |
00:26:42 |
Um, nothing, you know, he's... |
00:26:45 |
Got something going down |
00:26:48 |
Ever heard of John Gotti? |
00:26:50 |
No. |
00:26:53 |
He's with the Gambinos in Queens. |
00:26:55 |
Philly's in with some of his crew, so- |
00:26:57 |
Why are you fucking around |
00:26:59 |
I don't know, Mike. |
00:27:01 |
Maybe I should |
00:27:03 |
start hanging out in the city, huh? |
00:27:05 |
What's that supposed to mean? |
00:27:06 |
I don't know. |
00:27:07 |
Sometimes you act like we don't come |
00:27:08 |
from the same place. |
00:27:09 |
What are you talking about? |
00:27:11 |
What am I "talking" about? |
00:27:13 |
What am I talk-- That. |
00:27:14 |
You sound like Thurston Howell. |
00:27:16 |
Excuse me for not wanting |
00:27:18 |
Oh. |
00:27:19 |
You know what I mean. |
00:27:22 |
Don't you ever want |
00:27:24 |
Where am I gonna go? |
00:27:25 |
The whole world's crazy. |
00:27:27 |
Not like here, it isn't. |
00:27:28 |
Not I- |
00:27:30 |
They shot the fuckin' pope, for chrissakes, |
00:27:32 |
right in the Vatican. |
00:27:33 |
Most accidents happen |
00:27:38 |
Look, it's just- |
00:27:40 |
Those other guys, |
00:27:43 |
I worry about you, that's all. |
00:27:45 |
Tired of being a bust-out, Mick. |
00:27:46 |
So get a straight job. |
00:27:48 |
A straight job with some bullshit company? |
00:27:50 |
90% of the world |
00:27:54 |
I'm not them. |
00:27:55 |
You understand? I'm not them. |
00:27:57 |
Okay? I want respect in life. |
00:27:59 |
That's it. |
00:28:00 |
You know what? |
00:28:01 |
You can say what you want |
00:28:02 |
About Philly and about Caesar, |
00:28:03 |
all right, the rest of those guys, |
00:28:04 |
but they get their money, |
00:28:05 |
and they get fuckin' respect. |
00:28:06 |
There's a big difference |
00:28:09 |
Carmine. |
00:28:10 |
All roads lead to Rome, Mikey. |
00:28:13 |
All roads lead to Rome. |
00:28:16 |
Just be careful, okay? |
00:28:18 |
I don't want to find you dead |
00:28:22 |
See you later, buddy. |
00:28:23 |
Yeah. |
00:28:27 |
Hey, you forgot your jacket. |
00:28:29 |
No, I didn't. |
00:28:30 |
Keep it, you fuckin' hump. |
00:28:43 |
We're closed! |
00:28:52 |
Michael, I'm sorry. |
00:28:54 |
Come here. |
00:28:56 |
Hit the lights. |
00:28:59 |
Hey. |
00:29:02 |
It's nice to see you again. |
00:29:03 |
By the way, I'm Caesar. |
00:29:04 |
- Michael. |
00:29:06 |
This is the piece of shit |
00:29:07 |
that tried to get you to hire him, right? |
00:29:09 |
Ungh! |
00:29:11 |
H- He didn't really- |
00:29:12 |
Yes or no. |
00:29:15 |
Oh, all right. |
00:29:16 |
Look, you're a good kid. |
00:29:18 |
I understand. |
00:29:20 |
Hey, scumbag! |
00:29:21 |
Foghorn leghorn, let's go! |
00:29:22 |
On your feet!| |
00:29:24 |
I'm talking to you, asshole. |
00:29:26 |
Fuck you! |
00:29:27 |
Oh! |
00:29:28 |
Now, did you try to get him to hire you? |
00:29:31 |
What are you lookin' at him for? |
00:29:35 |
It's not the end of the world. |
00:29:37 |
Now tell me. |
00:29:38 |
You tell me the truth, I'll let you go. |
00:29:40 |
Yeah. |
00:29:41 |
Is that a yes? |
00:29:43 |
That wasn't so hard, was it? |
00:29:46 |
You all right? |
00:29:47 |
I lost my fucking temper. |
00:29:49 |
I should learn how to count to ten. |
00:29:51 |
Needles and pins or some fuckin' thing. |
00:29:53 |
Ah!| |
00:29:57 |
I heard you got that |
00:30:04 |
I never made it over there myself, |
00:30:07 |
One of the biggest regrets of my fuckin' life. |
00:30:09 |
Let me tell you. |
00:30:12 |
I would have liked to have had |
00:30:15 |
But you know something? |
00:30:16 |
I think maybe I'll make one right now. |
00:30:19 |
No! No! No! |
00:30:21 |
Cocksucker, come on. |
00:30:23 |
- Come on! Turn it on! |
00:30:25 |
You think you're going |
00:30:28 |
You think you're going to take |
00:30:30 |
you fucking scumbag? |
00:30:31 |
- Come on! Yeah! |
00:30:46 |
The fuckin' Van Gogh |
00:30:57 |
Cash... |
00:31:00 |
'Cause I know you don't like credit. |
00:31:06 |
Sorry about the mess. |
00:31:18 |
Are you out of your fucking mind? |
00:31:20 |
I said I was sorry; |
00:31:22 |
do you want to hear it, Mike? |
00:31:23 |
I didn't tell you about this guy |
00:31:24 |
so you could score points |
00:31:26 |
I mean, he cut the guy's ear off! |
00:31:27 |
Look- What did you think |
00:31:30 |
Mafia employee of the month? |
00:31:32 |
If you would shut the fuck up |
00:31:35 |
I could tell you what happened! |
00:31:36 |
Just let him talk. |
00:31:38 |
All right? |
00:31:40 |
I was at Butterfingers with Philly. |
00:31:41 |
- We had a drink. |
00:31:43 |
Caesar's guy. |
00:31:44 |
We started talking. |
00:31:45 |
It came up in conversation. |
00:31:47 |
When you were trying to impress him |
00:31:48 |
about how big a tough guy you are? |
00:31:50 |
Okay, you know what? |
00:31:52 |
Fuck you; |
00:31:53 |
and now you can go fuck yourself. |
00:31:54 |
What are you gonna do, cut my ear off? |
00:31:56 |
No, I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'. |
00:31:58 |
How about that? |
00:32:00 |
I feel like Mills Lane here! |
00:32:03 |
You two are my best friends, |
00:32:04 |
with all due respect, |
00:32:05 |
I'm not going to stand by and watch |
00:32:06 |
while he beats the shit out of you. |
00:32:08 |
And as for you, I don't care |
00:32:10 |
You're just an asshole. |
00:32:22 |
What happened? |
00:32:24 |
I was talking to Philly, all right, and I admit, |
00:32:28 |
I stupidly brought up the sanitation moron. |
00:32:30 |
Next thing I know, fuckin' |
00:32:32 |
Philly tells him the story; |
00:32:34 |
And that's it. |
00:32:35 |
A half an hour later, |
00:32:36 |
he's pummeling the shit out of the guy. |
00:32:38 |
And we're here. |
00:32:39 |
Jesus Christ, Carmine. |
00:32:40 |
Michael, please. |
00:32:42 |
I did not know that this was going to happen. |
00:32:45 |
Did you just get off |
00:32:47 |
What the fuck did you think |
00:32:49 |
That's the point: |
00:32:50 |
I didn't think. |
00:32:52 |
Please, Mike, it's over; |
00:32:54 |
Caesar likes you. |
00:32:55 |
Well, I don't want him to like me. |
00:32:57 |
Look, you want to fuck around |
00:32:58 |
that's your business, |
00:33:00 |
without caesar Manganaro knowing I exist. |
00:33:03 |
You gotta get away from these guys. |
00:33:12 |
Please? |
00:33:15 |
I'm sorry. |
00:33:18 |
Come on. |
00:33:25 |
- Thank you. |
00:33:31 |
I just don't understand how you do that. |
00:33:33 |
Do what? |
00:33:35 |
You're supposed to put mustard on hot dogs. |
00:33:37 |
So? |
00:33:39 |
In England, they put mayonnaise |
00:33:41 |
Oh, does this look like |
00:33:44 |
How about I squirt this in your face? |
00:33:49 |
Hey, that's that guy |
00:33:51 |
who had the fight |
00:33:53 |
- What busboy? |
00:33:55 |
Philly knows that kid. |
00:33:57 |
He's with the Bonannos, |
00:34:00 |
What are you, like, |
00:34:01 |
The official gossip columnist |
00:34:03 |
I like to stay on top of things, all right? |
00:34:04 |
Speaking of fucking, |
00:34:05 |
are we going out tomorrow night, or what? |
00:34:08 |
I don't know. |
00:34:09 |
This girl at school invited me to a party. |
00:34:12 |
And? |
00:34:14 |
What? |
00:34:16 |
And we're not invited? |
00:34:19 |
Of course. |
00:34:21 |
It's just going to be |
00:34:22 |
a lot of college assholes, though. |
00:34:24 |
Oh, what, like you? |
00:34:25 |
Yeah, exactly like me. |
00:34:27 |
Look, all I'm saying... |
00:34:29 |
you guys might not be comfortable; that's all. |
00:34:31 |
Are you embarrassed of us, Mike? |
00:34:33 |
What the hell are you talking about? |
00:34:35 |
You know, there was |
00:34:36 |
a little bit of hesitation there, Mike. |
00:34:39 |
Get the fuck out of he- |
00:34:40 |
Look, if you want to come, come. |
00:34:42 |
If you don't, go fuck yourselves, okay? |
00:35:21 |
The car's all right here? |
00:35:23 |
Yeah, sure. |
00:35:24 |
It's the city. |
00:35:35 |
What's up, man? |
00:35:37 |
Hey, Todd. |
00:35:39 |
Todd? |
00:35:42 |
He's all right. |
00:35:43 |
He plays on the lacrosse team. |
00:35:44 |
I'm sorry to hear that. |
00:36:01 |
Hey. |
00:36:04 |
Well, of course. It's your birthday. |
00:36:08 |
Hey, these are my friends. |
00:36:11 |
Excuse me. |
00:36:15 |
What's the problem? |
00:36:16 |
I don't know. |
00:36:18 |
He won't let us in. |
00:36:21 |
Do I look like I play fuckin' tennis? |
00:36:23 |
They're called sneakers. |
00:36:24 |
Uh, Ellen, these are my friends. |
00:36:27 |
This is Bobby. |
00:36:28 |
- Hi. |
00:36:29 |
- This is Carmine. |
00:36:30 |
How you doin'? |
00:36:34 |
Okay? |
00:36:37 |
I don't want any trouble, all right? |
00:36:39 |
Now, if you want to stay, that's fine, |
00:36:41 |
But your friends, they don't belong here. |
00:36:42 |
Ooh. What's that supposed to mean? |
00:36:45 |
Back up. Hey, don't put your |
00:36:48 |
You understand? |
00:36:49 |
I'll be right back. |
00:36:54 |
What's this guy's problem? |
00:36:56 |
I don't know. |
00:36:57 |
Why don't you go tell him |
00:36:58 |
We're on the lacrosse team, huh? |
00:37:00 |
I'm sorry. |
00:37:01 |
And since when do you |
00:37:03 |
What fuckin' difference |
00:37:04 |
does it make what I'm wearing, huh? |
00:37:07 |
It's all right. |
00:37:09 |
Go. |
00:37:13 |
Seriously, go. |
00:37:15 |
It's fine. |
00:37:18 |
Tell you what: go around the side. |
00:37:20 |
I'll meet you there. |
00:37:21 |
It's not a big deal. |
00:37:22 |
I got somewhere I gotta be |
00:37:24 |
Go have fun. |
00:37:27 |
Look, fuck this guy. |
00:37:35 |
All right. Go. |
00:37:38 |
Two minutes. |
00:37:39 |
Right around the side. |
00:37:41 |
Go ahead. |
00:37:47 |
Hey, asshole! |
00:37:49 |
Give me a call sometime! |
00:37:50 |
We'll go play tennis, all right? |
00:38:07 |
Carmine. |
00:38:09 |
Bobby! |
00:38:24 |
Hi. |
00:38:25 |
Hi. |
00:38:27 |
Yeah, they had something to do, |
00:38:30 |
Can I get you something to drink? |
00:38:32 |
A blue margarita. |
00:38:34 |
Blue margarita, shot of jack. |
00:38:41 |
You look nice. |
00:38:42 |
Ah, don't let the clothes fool you. |
00:38:45 |
You don't look so bad yourself. |
00:38:49 |
So... |
00:38:51 |
- Happy birthday. |
00:38:59 |
So your friends, are they from Brooklyn too? |
00:39:01 |
Switzerland, olympic yodeling team. |
00:39:04 |
Eh-Heh. |
00:39:07 |
It's funny, the whole Brooklyn thing. |
00:39:09 |
Funny? |
00:39:11 |
Well, like in class, I always sensed |
00:39:13 |
there was something off about you. |
00:39:15 |
Off? |
00:39:17 |
Um, edgy, you know. |
00:39:20 |
It's a compliment. |
00:39:22 |
Edgy's good. |
00:39:25 |
Okay, I'll quit while I'm ahead. |
00:39:33 |
Do you want to get out of here, |
00:39:34 |
go someplace we can talk? |
00:39:35 |
Yeah. |
00:39:45 |
Ah, this is great. |
00:39:48 |
Whoa. |
00:39:52 |
So... |
00:39:53 |
Don't I take you to the classiest joints? |
00:39:57 |
It's great. |
00:40:00 |
You know what? |
00:40:01 |
It's actually terrible. |
00:40:02 |
Would you like to go back inside? |
00:40:03 |
No, I want to stay. |
00:40:05 |
Really? |
00:40:08 |
All right. |
00:40:10 |
So that was pretty slick last week. |
00:40:12 |
What was? |
00:40:13 |
What you did with the poli-sci test. |
00:40:16 |
I saw you slip it in your jacket. |
00:40:20 |
I- |
00:40:21 |
I can explain that. |
00:40:22 |
Relax. |
00:40:25 |
It's funny; your friends |
00:40:26 |
look like they'd be scam artists, but you... |
00:40:29 |
That's exactly why I'm so effective. |
00:40:31 |
Yeah, it's the innocent face, |
00:40:34 |
plus the fact that you seem so smart |
00:40:36 |
when you talk in class. |
00:40:37 |
I am smart. |
00:40:38 |
Then how come I caught you? |
00:40:40 |
Hmm. |
00:40:42 |
Maybe I let you catch me. |
00:40:48 |
What? |
00:40:49 |
Hmm, just trying to get a handle on you. |
00:40:54 |
I mean, on the outside, |
00:40:57 |
but on the inside, |
00:40:59 |
Hm. |
00:41:02 |
Do you always analyze people? |
00:41:03 |
I do minor in psych. |
00:41:06 |
Ah, okay, I get it. |
00:41:09 |
I'm a psych experiment then. |
00:41:10 |
No, you are not. |
00:41:11 |
Yeah. |
00:41:19 |
Great view. |
00:41:21 |
Yeah, it's beautiful. |
00:41:23 |
I was talking about you. |
00:41:28 |
What? |
00:41:30 |
Do lines like that ever actually work? |
00:41:33 |
Uh-| |
00:41:35 |
Apparently not on women who minor in psych. |
00:41:40 |
Okay, you have one more shot. |
00:41:44 |
I'll try and make it good. |
00:41:47 |
I'm glad you invited me. |
00:41:50 |
Yeah, me too. |
00:42:06 |
What I didn't know was, |
00:42:08 |
while I was getting to know Ellen, |
00:42:10 |
Carmine was out in Queens, |
00:42:12 |
getting to know his new friends. |
00:42:15 |
Get down. |
00:42:20 |
Get up, fuck. |
00:42:21 |
What have you got back there? |
00:42:22 |
- Anything good? |
00:42:23 |
Huh? What about- |
00:42:25 |
What about those video games? |
00:42:27 |
I'm telling you, I don't know. |
00:42:29 |
I think it's cabbage patch dolls. |
00:42:31 |
Cabbage patch dolls, yeah? |
00:42:32 |
Good. |
00:42:33 |
Get the fuck against that fence. |
00:42:35 |
If you turn around, |
00:42:36 |
I'll chop your fuckin' head off. |
00:42:38 |
Turn around again. |
00:42:40 |
Turn around again, you stupid fuck. |
00:42:50 |
That lying cocksucker. |
00:42:53 |
What the fuck are we gonna do with these? |
00:42:55 |
We're gonna sell 'em. |
00:42:58 |
These are great, the quiz king. |
00:43:00 |
We can sell these for ten bucks a pop. |
00:43:02 |
Yeah, but the cabbage patches, |
00:43:04 |
those are like fucking gold. |
00:43:12 |
Is that the president |
00:43:13 |
Will spend the day touring the city... |
00:43:16 |
They're right there. |
00:43:18 |
Yes, I'm in. |
00:43:20 |
Go. |
00:43:22 |
Hey, Mikey, what happened last night? |
00:43:23 |
Did you fuck that girl or not? |
00:43:24 |
Whoa, no good. |
00:43:27 |
This one's- |
00:43:28 |
Hold on a minute; you ditch us, |
00:43:30 |
and we don't have the right |
00:43:32 |
I didn't ditch you. You left. |
00:43:35 |
So you fucked her? |
00:43:36 |
What'd I just say? |
00:43:38 |
I'm not gonna |
00:43:39 |
Oh, so he didn't fuck her. |
00:43:41 |
Read the question, asshole. |
00:43:44 |
All right, this one's for a peg. |
00:43:46 |
Kiss your money good-bye. Remember. |
00:43:47 |
You gotta answer exactly. |
00:43:48 |
All right. Come on. |
00:43:50 |
"What's the name |
00:43:51 |
of the largest railroad station in the world?" |
00:43:54 |
Grand Central. |
00:43:56 |
Uh-Uh. |
00:43:58 |
No, more specific. |
00:43:59 |
Grand central station. |
00:44:01 |
- Wrong. |
00:44:03 |
Grand central terminal. |
00:44:05 |
Get outta here. |
00:44:07 |
- That's what it says. |
00:44:09 |
It's wrong. I'm sorry; |
00:44:10 |
Give me that money. |
00:44:11 |
It wasn't right. |
00:44:13 |
Ho-Ho-Ho. Shut up. |
00:44:15 |
Aniello Dellacroce died today of cancer. |
00:44:18 |
Dellacroce, allegedly second in command |
00:44:20 |
under Paul Castellano, |
00:44:22 |
was an underworld figure |
00:44:24 |
Holy shit, this is big. |
00:44:26 |
Why? |
00:44:28 |
Dellacroce, he's, like, |
00:44:30 |
Gotti's godfather or something. |
00:44:32 |
So? |
00:44:33 |
So Philly tells me |
00:44:36 |
And with this guy gone, |
00:44:39 |
Well, we'd better call Luca Brasi, |
00:44:41 |
'cause we might have to go to the mattresses. |
00:44:45 |
You're both very funny, amusing, all right? |
00:44:47 |
But I would not be surprised |
00:44:48 |
if this causes some serious problems. |
00:44:50 |
Yeah, I got my own problems... |
00:44:54 |
Like, that's my fuckin' money! |
00:44:55 |
No, it's not. |
00:44:57 |
Would you stop? |
00:44:58 |
Over the next few days, |
00:45:00 |
it seemed like every wise guy in New York |
00:45:02 |
turned out for Neill Dellacroce's wake- |
00:45:05 |
Everyone but the boss, Paul Castellano, |
00:45:07 |
a fact that did not go unnoticed by John Gotti. |
00:45:10 |
As for us, Dellacroce's death |
00:45:14 |
Here comes your sister, Carmine. |
00:45:15 |
Because every wise guy in the Gambino family |
00:45:17 |
had to attend Dellacroce's wake... |
00:45:20 |
Ladies. |
00:45:22 |
...Philly found himself |
00:45:23 |
with six Sinatra tickets he couldn't use. |
00:45:26 |
So we dressed to the nines, |
00:45:28 |
picked up our dates, |
00:45:29 |
and got ready for a night to remember. |
00:45:31 |
If you were a guy |
00:45:33 |
you had a special place |
00:45:36 |
Come on, come on, you three old whores, |
00:45:37 |
let's take the picture. |
00:45:39 |
All right? |
00:45:41 |
And if you were from any kind of neighborh |
00:45:44 |
Beautiful. |
00:45:45 |
This song gave you the chills. |
00:45:50 |
Unfortunately, the news was |
00:45:52 |
that the tickets were counterfeit. |
00:45:54 |
All dressed up and no place to go, |
00:45:56 |
we ended up at the Hamilton house. |
00:45:59 |
How was I supposed to know? |
00:46:01 |
You're telling me that doesn't look real? |
00:46:02 |
These say "Hank" Sinatra. |
00:46:04 |
Okay, that's enough, please. |
00:46:07 |
Are you ready to order yet? |
00:46:09 |
Yeah, I'm gonna get the cheese melt. |
00:46:12 |
You mean the grilled cheese. |
00:46:14 |
No, actually, it's a little different. |
00:46:16 |
You see, you toast the bread first; |
00:46:17 |
Then you let the cheese melt on top of it. |
00:46:20 |
A cheese sandwich on toast. |
00:46:22 |
Yeah, more or less. |
00:46:23 |
So why don't you just say that, doofus? |
00:46:25 |
'Cause I call it a cheese melt. |
00:46:27 |
Amy, how do you put up with him, huh? |
00:46:28 |
I think he's adorable. |
00:46:30 |
So do I. |
00:46:34 |
So, Angela, what do you do? |
00:46:35 |
I'm in school, fingernail technology. |
00:46:38 |
- Ah, that's nice. |
00:46:41 |
And how long have you guys all known each other? |
00:46:43 |
Kindergarten. |
00:46:45 |
Yeah, but Bobby was in the- |
00:46:48 |
special-retard class. |
00:46:49 |
Hey, leave my baby alone, Carmine. |
00:46:55 |
What are you doing? |
00:46:57 |
Will you make her |
00:46:59 |
Please? |
00:47:01 |
Who gets the cherry lime ricky? |
00:47:03 |
Right here. |
00:47:06 |
Thank you. |
00:47:10 |
Nothin', I'm gonna go wash up. |
00:47:12 |
Comb my hair for about 20 minutes. |
00:47:16 |
Uh, excuse me. |
00:47:19 |
I know, asshole. |
00:47:20 |
Nah, I mean someone's using it. |
00:47:22 |
He's in the bathroom. |
00:47:23 |
Oh, well, when he comes out, |
00:47:25 |
tell him to go fuck himself. |
00:47:27 |
Hey, what's your problem? |
00:47:29 |
Bobby. |
00:47:30 |
No, this isn't right. |
00:47:32 |
What'd you say? |
00:47:33 |
I said, what's your problem? |
00:47:34 |
Why'd you take our chair? |
00:47:36 |
Our friend's using that one. |
00:47:37 |
'Cause I fuckin' felt |
00:47:38 |
like taking' it, all right? |
00:47:39 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
00:47:41 |
No trouble, I'm just |
00:47:44 |
and your faggot friend here. |
00:47:46 |
- Watch your mouth. |
00:47:47 |
I said, don't talk to my friend that way. |
00:47:49 |
Why? What are you gonna do? |
00:47:51 |
Good question. |
00:47:54 |
The guy was a stone-cold psycho. |
00:47:57 |
What could I do? |
00:48:04 |
Except that. |
00:48:05 |
You motherfucker, |
00:48:07 |
you're fucking dead! |
00:48:10 |
I'll break your fuckin' neck. |
00:48:11 |
Get off him, you motherfucker. Bobby! |
00:48:19 |
Come on, fellas, break it up! |
00:48:26 |
Oh, Jesus! |
00:48:28 |
You motherf- |
00:48:30 |
Woo- |
00:48:33 |
Call the police! |
00:48:36 |
Have a seat. |
00:48:38 |
You don't know who you're fucking with! |
00:48:41 |
You're fucking dead! |
00:48:55 |
- What'd he say? |
00:48:56 |
Would you look at this shit? |
00:48:58 |
This cocksucker pulled my hair out. |
00:49:00 |
I'm gonna look like Frankenstein |
00:49:02 |
and he's worried about his fuckin' hair. |
00:49:05 |
Where's, uh... thing? |
00:49:08 |
Angela. |
00:49:10 |
Right, Angela. |
00:49:12 |
She left. |
00:49:13 |
Yeah, there's a big emergency |
00:49:14 |
Over at the, uh, beauty academy. |
00:49:15 |
Someone tore a cuticle. |
00:49:17 |
You ready? Let's go. |
00:49:18 |
You know, actually, I'm a little hungry. |
00:49:20 |
I could go for a cheese melt. |
00:49:21 |
How about you? |
00:49:22 |
Hey, fuck you, all right? |
00:49:23 |
Michael. |
00:49:24 |
Sorry. |
00:49:26 |
Can I borrow your keys? |
00:49:27 |
I gotta get this thing stitched up. |
00:49:29 |
Yeah, put gas in it, all right? |
00:49:32 |
Of course. |
00:49:35 |
Good night. |
00:49:53 |
So, uh... |
00:49:55 |
I'll call you tomorrow. |
00:49:56 |
Okay. |
00:49:58 |
Everything all right? |
00:50:00 |
Yeah, I'm fine. |
00:50:01 |
'Cause you hardly said a word |
00:50:04 |
at the hospital, the drive home. |
00:50:06 |
I'm just a little shaken up. |
00:50:09 |
I've never seen anything like that. |
00:50:12 |
You've never seen a fight? |
00:50:14 |
I grew up in Connecticut, Michael. |
00:50:16 |
People don't have fights in restaurants there. |
00:50:18 |
Well, what do they--? |
00:50:20 |
correct each other's grammar? |
00:50:23 |
You could have been killed. |
00:50:26 |
Okay. |
00:50:27 |
I understand, |
00:50:28 |
but you're acting like |
00:50:31 |
Hey, hey, hey, hang on. |
00:50:33 |
W- Wait a minute. |
00:50:42 |
Now, you don't think this is my fault? |
00:50:44 |
You should have let him take the chair. |
00:50:47 |
We were using the chair. |
00:50:48 |
Well, that was worth a scar. |
00:50:50 |
What about insultin' Bobby? |
00:50:52 |
I've heard you and Carmine |
00:50:56 |
That's-It's different. |
00:50:58 |
Oh, that's how you show love, |
00:51:03 |
In a twisted way, yeah. |
00:51:04 |
Yeah, that is twisted. |
00:51:06 |
Don't let a couple of psych classes |
00:51:08 |
go to your head. |
00:51:09 |
We're just from a different world. |
00:51:11 |
Yeah, and if you plan to live in it, |
00:51:12 |
Then you'd better open your eyes. |
00:51:14 |
What makes you think I want to? |
00:51:15 |
Well, let's see, uh, the preppy clothes, |
00:51:18 |
applying to law school. |
00:51:19 |
It's all a big act. |
00:51:21 |
How about treatin' you with respect |
00:51:24 |
and not like some fuckin' whore? |
00:51:25 |
You think that's an act too? |
00:51:27 |
I don't know what to think. |
00:51:31 |
You are so fuckin' impressed |
00:51:35 |
with your rich parents |
00:51:36 |
and your brother in med school? |
00:51:38 |
You really think you're better than me, don't you? |
00:51:40 |
No, Michael, you think I'm better than you. |
00:51:42 |
- Yeah, right. |
00:51:44 |
That's why you cheat. |
00:51:46 |
No, but you obviously know |
00:51:48 |
No, hardly anything, but I know that much. |
00:51:50 |
You're afraid to compete on a level playing field |
00:51:52 |
because deep inside, you think |
00:51:55 |
And if you don't play by the rules, |
00:51:56 |
you never have to find out |
00:51:58 |
Yeah, where'd you read that, psychology today? |
00:52:00 |
No, it was written all over your face |
00:52:01 |
the night of my party. |
00:52:06 |
Yeah, all right. |
00:52:07 |
I think we're done here. |
00:52:10 |
Yeah, I guess we are. |
00:52:11 |
I wouldn't want to open up your cut. |
00:52:13 |
Fuck you. |
00:52:21 |
What the fuck are you lookin' at? |
00:52:30 |
As much as I tried, |
00:52:31 |
I couldn't stop thinking about what Ellen said. |
00:52:35 |
Actually, it should have been easy, |
00:52:37 |
since the Hamilton house incident |
00:52:38 |
was turning out to be a serious problem. |
00:52:42 |
the guy I had the fight with |
00:52:45 |
and I broke his nose. |
00:52:47 |
For a guy like that, |
00:52:50 |
being on the short end |
00:52:52 |
was an embarrassment |
00:53:01 |
He was looking to kill me. |
00:53:09 |
Ho. |
00:53:10 |
Easy with that Roscoe, killer. |
00:53:13 |
Put it away, please. |
00:53:17 |
Everything's taken care of. |
00:53:18 |
You got nothin' to worry about. |
00:53:20 |
Well, that's fucking great. |
00:53:24 |
Uh, I had to go to Philly and them. |
00:53:27 |
Mike, Mike, come on. |
00:53:28 |
I had no choice, all right? |
00:53:31 |
Philly's gonna talk to Caesar |
00:53:34 |
So that's it? |
00:53:36 |
Not exactly. |
00:53:38 |
What do I have to do? |
00:53:41 |
They want you to take a dive |
00:53:42 |
In your next fight against Hagler. |
00:53:44 |
I'm serious, Carmine. |
00:53:47 |
You don't have to do anything, okay? |
00:53:48 |
We're going to go |
00:53:50 |
Jesus Christ. |
00:53:52 |
Would you relax? |
00:53:56 |
Bay Ridge Lanes was like |
00:53:59 |
A neutral place where a lot |
00:54:02 |
After hearing our side of the story, |
00:54:04 |
Caesar agreed to intervene |
00:54:06 |
The psycho, whose name was Gino, |
00:54:08 |
was represented by Jimmy Baggs, |
00:54:15 |
So the way I understand this, |
00:54:17 |
Your guy was the first to raise his hands. |
00:54:19 |
That's the way I understand it too. |
00:54:21 |
Well, we can't have that, Caesar. |
00:54:22 |
You know, granted, things got a little out of hand |
00:54:24 |
That night, with the chair and all that, |
00:54:26 |
But this kid's got a broken nose, |
00:54:27 |
and he wants his revenge. |
00:54:30 |
You done? |
00:54:31 |
Go ahead. |
00:54:32 |
All right, first of all, Jimmy, |
00:54:35 |
This kid's a fuckin' struggs. |
00:54:36 |
Come on. |
00:54:37 |
Shut your fuckin' mouth. |
00:54:43 |
I'm sorry, Caesar. |
00:54:46 |
He walks into my club, |
00:54:48 |
With a fuckin' busboy, |
00:54:50 |
all the other fuckin' stories I heard. |
00:54:51 |
Yeah, but he didn't throw |
00:54:53 |
I understand that, Jimmy; |
00:54:55 |
but after your guy insulted his friend. |
00:54:57 |
So my guy's supposed to take |
00:54:59 |
I would have given him a beating |
00:55:00 |
if he didn't stand up for his friend. |
00:55:04 |
You fuckin' look at me |
00:55:05 |
when I'm talking to you. |
00:55:07 |
You make me sick. |
00:55:09 |
You're the type of kid kicks a dog, |
00:55:11 |
then calls animal control |
00:55:13 |
Your good fortune |
00:55:15 |
and not somebody else that night. |
00:55:16 |
If that had been me |
00:55:18 |
You would have left there |
00:55:21 |
Jimmy, this is a good kid. |
00:55:23 |
He works. |
00:55:24 |
And he's done right by me. |
00:55:26 |
That means no looks, no phone calls. |
00:55:29 |
You see him coming down the street, you nod. |
00:55:30 |
You say hello like a gentleman, |
00:55:32 |
Or you cross to the other side. |
00:55:34 |
You hear me? |
00:55:37 |
Ho, he's talking to you. |
00:55:42 |
I hear you. |
00:55:43 |
So we all understand each other? |
00:55:46 |
It's squashed. |
00:55:47 |
Now, that's it. |
00:55:49 |
Now, I don't want to hear |
00:55:51 |
You go tell all your friends the same thing. |
00:55:53 |
I don't want to hear this again. |
00:55:55 |
It's over. |
00:55:57 |
Go and make some fuckin' money. |
00:56:04 |
Real fuckin' cowboy, this kid. |
00:56:06 |
What are you gonna do? |
00:56:08 |
I was sorry to hear about Neill. |
00:56:10 |
We all were. |
00:56:12 |
Not from what I hear. |
00:56:14 |
Big Paul didn't show up? |
00:56:16 |
His choice. |
00:56:17 |
Yeah, but even still, |
00:56:19 |
I mean, the guy's sick. |
00:56:20 |
He got the insulin shots twice a day. |
00:56:23 |
Yeah, well... |
00:56:25 |
Give my regards. |
00:56:31 |
You take care of yourself. |
00:56:39 |
Caesar. |
00:56:42 |
I don't know what to say. |
00:56:44 |
Don't mention it. |
00:56:46 |
We're gonna have to call you |
00:56:48 |
That was a pretty good shot |
00:56:50 |
Well, I was lucky. |
00:56:51 |
Hey, Mike, do me a favor. |
00:56:52 |
Go check on my car for me, would you? |
00:56:53 |
Yeah, sure. |
00:56:56 |
Hey. |
00:56:57 |
You ever find that guy's ear? |
00:57:06 |
Sit down here. |
00:57:11 |
He's a good kid, |
00:57:13 |
Yeah, Mikey- |
00:57:15 |
It's good to remember |
00:57:19 |
So Philly told me |
00:57:21 |
So you guys are like |
00:57:25 |
I heard you handle yourself good. |
00:57:27 |
I'm glad to hear that. |
00:57:28 |
Thank you, Caesar. |
00:57:29 |
That means a lot coming from you. |
00:57:30 |
This life, it's not for everybody. |
00:57:32 |
There's easier ways to make a buck: |
00:57:34 |
Wall street, college, whatever. |
00:57:40 |
Things are a little tense |
00:57:42 |
So let's you and I stay in touch, huh? |
00:57:43 |
A few months from now, |
00:57:45 |
Great, thank you. |
00:57:49 |
It's just a regular application. |
00:57:51 |
What's the problem? |
00:57:52 |
Nothing. |
00:57:53 |
I just want to make sure I filled it out right. |
00:57:55 |
You know, you're supposed |
00:57:57 |
That correspond |
00:58:00 |
No, I did. |
00:58:02 |
When did you change your name |
00:58:04 |
to Rokdad Calmanexja? |
00:58:06 |
Ugh! |
00:58:08 |
How is it you know every Oscar winner |
00:58:09 |
back to the stone age, |
00:58:10 |
yet you can't handle an application |
00:58:11 |
for the post office? |
00:58:12 |
I'm not good with forms, okay? |
00:58:17 |
What? |
00:58:18 |
Nothin'. |
00:58:22 |
I know we fuck around a lot. |
00:58:24 |
It's just- |
00:58:25 |
I want you to know, I think it's great, |
00:58:28 |
You taking this test. |
00:58:30 |
I'm proud of you. |
00:58:33 |
I'm serious. |
00:58:35 |
What? |
00:58:36 |
I don't know, Mike; it sounds like |
00:58:38 |
you're trying to hit me in the seat. |
00:58:39 |
Aw, fuck you, all right? |
00:58:44 |
All right, you tight bastard, |
00:58:46 |
This is for all the marbles, okay? |
00:58:48 |
You feel loose? |
00:58:49 |
Yeah, I feel good. |
00:58:50 |
'Cause these aren't amateurs |
00:58:52 |
These guys are killers. |
00:58:54 |
It's okay. |
00:58:55 |
Uh, Wernick's. |
00:58:57 |
Wernick's, Wernick's. |
00:58:58 |
All right. |
00:59:03 |
I mean, it's nice, |
00:59:04 |
but there's no way |
00:59:05 |
It's a beautiful ring. |
00:59:06 |
I'm not saying it isn't. |
00:59:08 |
It's the highest quality, vvs. |
00:59:10 |
We're giving it to you |
00:59:11 |
at 2% above wholesale. |
00:59:12 |
Two? |
00:59:15 |
What? |
00:59:17 |
Oh, no, I'm just trying to see |
00:59:18 |
if someone wrote the word |
00:59:20 |
Sir. |
00:59:21 |
Nah, vvs, cvs, come on, huh? |
00:59:24 |
If you want, we take the ring |
00:59:26 |
We get it appraised. |
00:59:27 |
By who, your cousin? |
00:59:28 |
Do you believe these guys, Mike? |
00:59:31 |
All right. |
00:59:33 |
Forget three grand. |
00:59:36 |
Look, I don't want |
00:59:38 |
For the 50th time, |
00:59:39 |
you know and I know |
00:59:41 |
a thousand bucks. |
00:59:43 |
This is a Debeers diamond. |
00:59:45 |
So I'll give you $1,200. |
00:59:46 |
Ridiculous. |
00:59:48 |
Okay. |
00:59:51 |
Thanks. |
00:59:53 |
Thanks anyway. |
00:59:56 |
Wait. |
00:59:57 |
Wernick is a thief. |
00:59:59 |
And what are you guys? |
01:00:01 |
Come on back. |
01:00:04 |
Let me see something here. |
01:00:08 |
Save the calculator show |
01:00:10 |
for the hicks from Long Island, all right? |
01:00:11 |
$1,200 or I walk. |
01:00:13 |
Plus tax. |
01:00:14 |
No tax and it includes the setting. |
01:00:20 |
Oh, all right. |
01:00:21 |
Give me a nice box too? |
01:00:36 |
Over the next few days, |
01:00:39 |
Happy holidays. |
01:00:41 |
Actually, they were better than normal. |
01:00:45 |
It was right before christmas. |
01:00:47 |
The semester was almost over, |
01:00:49 |
And I got a letter that changed my life. |
01:00:54 |
I was going to law school. |
01:00:57 |
I always said |
01:00:59 |
if you really want to know |
01:01:01 |
just look at who they share |
01:01:09 |
What's the matter? |
01:01:11 |
It's spunky. |
01:01:14 |
...and their bad news. |
01:01:22 |
When you're a kid and your dog dies, |
01:01:25 |
it's like losing a friend. |
01:01:32 |
But when you're an adult |
01:01:34 |
and you lose a dog you had as a kid, |
01:01:36 |
it's like losing a part of yourself. |
01:01:41 |
11 years ago. |
01:01:43 |
You believe it? |
01:01:44 |
That's a long time. |
01:01:46 |
Remember when we found him here? |
01:01:49 |
Seems like it was just yesterday, right? |
01:01:51 |
I guess he had a good run. |
01:01:53 |
Good run, come on. |
01:01:55 |
It was like fuckin' rasputin, that dog. |
01:01:57 |
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha. |
01:02:00 |
He survived it all: |
01:02:04 |
BB gun, |
01:02:05 |
he got bit by a squirrel once. |
01:02:07 |
Your mother's cooking. |
01:02:08 |
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho. |
01:02:10 |
Wasn't your mother |
01:02:12 |
So? |
01:02:13 |
So that's it; |
01:02:16 |
Nah. |
01:02:19 |
Spunky would never |
01:02:23 |
Definitely would have left a note. Aw. |
01:02:25 |
Don't worry about it, my friend. |
01:02:27 |
He's in a better place. |
01:02:28 |
Yeah, dog heaven, |
01:02:30 |
Where it's all bones, cats, and fire hydrants. |
01:02:34 |
I thought you didn't believe in god. |
01:02:36 |
I never said I didn't believe. |
01:02:39 |
I just think he's got |
01:02:43 |
To spunky. |
01:03:01 |
Take care of my dog. |
01:03:11 |
The final exam for my poli-sci class |
01:03:12 |
turned out to be a breeze: |
01:03:14 |
Three essays on the constitution |
01:03:16 |
that I was actually prepared to answer. |
01:03:19 |
It's amazing what a little studying will do. |
01:03:39 |
Ellen. |
01:03:44 |
- Hi. |
01:03:46 |
- Can I talk to you? |
01:03:51 |
How'd you do? |
01:03:52 |
Pretty good, I guess. You? |
01:03:55 |
Good, good. |
01:03:57 |
You'd have been proud of me. |
01:03:58 |
I actually studied. |
01:04:02 |
How did it feel? |
01:04:04 |
Uh, different. |
01:04:06 |
How's the...? |
01:04:08 |
Ah, it's good. |
01:04:10 |
I hardly even feel it anymore. |
01:04:12 |
That's good. |
01:04:17 |
So... |
01:04:20 |
I got into law school. |
01:04:21 |
Congratulations. That's great. |
01:04:24 |
Yeah, it's Fordham, |
01:04:26 |
so it's pretty good. |
01:04:34 |
Ellen, I'm really sorry |
01:04:38 |
No, I'm sorry too. |
01:04:41 |
I said a lot of things |
01:04:43 |
It's okay. I'm glad you did it. |
01:04:48 |
Hey. |
01:04:50 |
Maybe we should start over. |
01:04:54 |
Yeah. |
01:04:56 |
Come here. |
01:05:23 |
What? |
01:05:24 |
Nothing. |
01:05:26 |
I was just wondering what you were like |
01:05:28 |
as a little boy. |
01:05:31 |
I don't know. |
01:05:33 |
Shorter. |
01:05:37 |
And a real smartass, I bet. |
01:05:39 |
Nah. |
01:05:46 |
Is that your dad? |
01:05:48 |
Yeah, before I was born. |
01:05:50 |
How old were you when he died? |
01:05:52 |
- Seven. |
01:05:54 |
What happened? |
01:05:56 |
Car accident. |
01:05:58 |
We bought this place upstate. |
01:06:02 |
He was driving home from fixin' it up, |
01:06:04 |
Getting ready to move us up there. |
01:06:10 |
He was in a coma for a month. |
01:06:15 |
He died the day before |
01:06:18 |
I'm sorry. |
01:06:26 |
You wanna watch tv? |
01:06:28 |
Yeah, if you want. |
01:06:34 |
What time is? |
01:06:35 |
It's five after 8:00. |
01:06:39 |
Oh, wow. |
01:06:42 |
Nothin', I just almost forgot. |
01:06:45 |
Bobby's poppin' the question tonight. |
01:06:47 |
It's their two-year anniversary. |
01:06:49 |
That's so sweet. |
01:06:50 |
Yeah, it's great. |
01:06:53 |
Of course she'll say yes. |
01:06:54 |
I don't know. |
01:07:01 |
So when he got down on one knee, |
01:07:02 |
I didn't even know what he was doing. |
01:07:04 |
She thought I dropped my fork. |
01:07:05 |
And then I saw the ring. |
01:07:06 |
Come on, let's see. |
01:07:08 |
Ooh. |
01:07:11 |
Oh, it's beautiful. |
01:07:12 |
- Congratulations. |
01:07:14 |
I finally have a daughter. |
01:07:17 |
Moutai château. |
01:07:20 |
All right, everybody, a toast. Mike. |
01:07:22 |
To the happy couple. |
01:07:23 |
What we didn't know was, |
01:07:25 |
at the same time in Manhattan, |
01:07:27 |
a different type of party was going on. |
01:07:32 |
The murder of the most powerful |
01:07:34 |
has touched off a struggle for power |
01:07:36 |
in the shadowy world of the mafia, |
01:07:38 |
and there is talk tonight |
01:07:41 |
The dead godfather, Paul Castellano, |
01:07:43 |
and his bodyguard were gunned down |
01:07:45 |
as they stepped from their limousine |
01:07:46 |
outside a popular New York steakhouse. |
01:07:48 |
As Brian Rausch reports tonight, |
01:07:50 |
authorities believe the brutal process |
01:07:52 |
of succession is already underway. |
01:07:54 |
As Castellano stepped from a limousine |
01:07:56 |
in front of a Manhattan steakhouse, |
01:07:57 |
he was shot down by three men... |
01:08:01 |
Aside from the tension |
01:08:04 |
following the Castellano shooting, |
01:08:05 |
that christmas was shaping up |
01:08:07 |
to be the best one in a long time. |
01:08:09 |
On christmas day, |
01:08:10 |
Ellen went with her family to Connecticut, |
01:08:13 |
and I stayed in Brooklyn with mine. |
01:08:16 |
Very touching, Carmine. |
01:08:17 |
I can see you put a great deal |
01:08:20 |
You should have bought three of these, |
01:08:22 |
So then we could all look like douche bags. |
01:08:24 |
At least I didn't get them at gunpoint. |
01:08:27 |
You're the one that got robbed. |
01:08:30 |
Ungrateful cocksuckers. |
01:08:38 |
Van Halen, 1984. |
01:08:41 |
What? |
01:08:43 |
Nah, I did; you should have got me the album. |
01:08:45 |
Oh, Jesus. |
01:08:47 |
In two years, they won't even make albums anymore. |
01:08:49 |
Well, that sucks. |
01:08:50 |
What's the difference? |
01:08:52 |
So you gotta re-buy CDs |
01:08:54 |
- It's a conspiracy. |
01:08:56 |
Oh, god, don't get him started. |
01:08:58 |
He was on the phone with Angelo's |
01:08:59 |
for 20 minutes the other night, |
01:09:00 |
Arguing about the delivery fees. |
01:09:02 |
That's another scam. |
01:09:03 |
You still gotta tip the guy. Baby. |
01:09:05 |
Relax, okay? |
01:09:06 |
Okay, that's enough. |
01:09:08 |
Can we go now, please, |
01:09:10 |
Let's go to the temple, |
01:09:12 |
Temple's closed. |
01:09:13 |
Everybody's layin' low |
01:09:15 |
- I thought that was over. |
01:09:17 |
It's only the beginning. |
01:09:19 |
Fuckin' Cannoli in my hair |
01:09:21 |
Then we'll go. |
01:09:22 |
As it turned out, Carmine was right. |
01:09:25 |
Over the next few months, |
01:09:29 |
To Gotti's new regime |
01:09:40 |
Castellano's murder was just the tip |
01:09:42 |
of a very bloody iceberg. |
01:09:49 |
After what seemed like an endless winter, |
01:09:52 |
spring finally came. |
01:09:54 |
Take care of yourself. |
01:09:56 |
Thanks. Bye. |
01:10:02 |
There he is. |
01:10:03 |
Oh, hey, how you doin'? |
01:10:06 |
Let me get a pack of smokes. |
01:10:07 |
Yeah. |
01:10:09 |
That year, it seemed like |
01:10:12 |
Without a mob hit. |
01:10:15 |
Keeping that blade sharp, Mikey? |
01:10:19 |
But the truth is, it never really affected me. |
01:10:25 |
What the fuck? |
01:10:31 |
That is, until this guy got it. |
01:10:40 |
Now, I won't lie |
01:10:41 |
and say that deep down |
01:10:44 |
or had good qualities |
01:10:47 |
The fact is, |
01:10:48 |
he was a horrible man, a killer. |
01:10:52 |
But as long as I'm being honest, |
01:10:55 |
I have to say this: |
01:10:58 |
His death shook me up. |
01:11:01 |
And though he wouldn't admit it, |
01:11:04 |
I know it really shook up Carmine. |
01:11:07 |
Hey. |
01:11:10 |
How'd you do? |
01:11:11 |
I think I fucked it up. |
01:11:12 |
It's the post office test. |
01:11:14 |
What'd you do, forget your crayons? |
01:11:16 |
They ask some tricky questions. |
01:11:17 |
Like what? |
01:11:20 |
I- I don't know, like addresses and shit. |
01:11:23 |
When do they let you know? |
01:11:24 |
A couple of weeks. |
01:11:25 |
I need to pass this, man. |
01:11:27 |
This is big for me and amy. |
01:11:28 |
I'm sure you did fine. |
01:11:31 |
Well, if it isn't the Cartwrights. |
01:11:33 |
Nothin' for me. |
01:11:34 |
Just a couple scrambled eggs, |
01:11:37 |
What's the eggs Benedict Arnold? |
01:11:39 |
Eggs Benedict with bacon instead of ham. |
01:11:42 |
Oh, so the bacon is, like, being a traitor? |
01:11:44 |
That's funny. |
01:11:46 |
Yeah, I think I'll have that, |
01:11:47 |
Please, and a glass of tomato juice. |
01:11:51 |
Echh, god's sake, |
01:11:54 |
Gotta die from something. |
01:11:55 |
All right, look. |
01:11:57 |
It's about the wedding. |
01:11:59 |
What did I say? |
01:12:01 |
Besides that. |
01:12:03 |
I know we've been |
01:12:05 |
our whole lives, but I really need |
01:12:06 |
to pick a best man. |
01:12:07 |
All right, |
01:12:09 |
I know you're having a hard time |
01:12:11 |
so I'm gonna |
01:12:12 |
and I mean this |
01:12:16 |
I should be the best man. |
01:12:19 |
I'm serious. |
01:12:21 |
My modeling career |
01:12:23 |
Would you look at this shit? |
01:12:26 |
All right, this is what we'll do. |
01:12:28 |
This'll be totally fair. |
01:12:29 |
Saturday night, stroke of midnight, |
01:12:32 |
Flip a coin. |
01:12:33 |
Heads, it's Michael. |
01:12:37 |
May the best man win. |
01:12:39 |
All right, so what's up |
01:12:42 |
I don't know. |
01:12:44 |
Well, don't let her pick |
01:12:46 |
Please? |
01:12:48 |
You understand? |
01:12:59 |
To two of the best friends a guy ever had. |
01:13:00 |
Now if I could just make |
01:13:03 |
Salud. |
01:13:08 |
Wrgah! |
01:13:09 |
That shit is nasty. |
01:13:10 |
We should just do a shot of gasoline. |
01:13:12 |
Yeah, then we could |
01:13:20 |
Look at that Spanish chick. |
01:13:23 |
Oh, you should have worn |
01:13:25 |
Jealousy. |
01:13:28 |
Get 'em. |
01:13:31 |
I'm gonna go take a piss. |
01:13:34 |
That'll be nine dollars. |
01:13:36 |
For tequila? |
01:13:38 |
Nine dollars. |
01:13:40 |
Can I see the bill? |
01:13:44 |
Hey, buddy. |
01:13:50 |
Good. |
01:13:52 |
Sorry to hear |
01:13:55 |
Thanks. |
01:13:56 |
End up fucking dead like that, |
01:13:58 |
that's a shame. |
01:14:00 |
You gotta be careful |
01:14:02 |
Know what I mean? |
01:14:05 |
Yeah. |
01:14:09 |
Take care, now. |
01:14:12 |
We need to talk. |
01:14:14 |
Ho, Mikey. |
01:14:15 |
- This is Rosie. |
01:14:18 |
I need to talk to you now. |
01:14:20 |
Can you give me |
01:14:21 |
Please, one second? |
01:14:23 |
Are you kidding me? |
01:14:25 |
- That maniac is here. |
01:14:27 |
Gino. |
01:14:28 |
Aw, you're fucking kidding me. |
01:14:30 |
What should we do? |
01:14:32 |
Nothin'. Fuck him. |
01:14:34 |
The kid's a fucking piece of shit. |
01:14:35 |
He's not going to do anything here. |
01:14:37 |
I don't know, Carmine. |
01:14:40 |
All right, maybe you should go. |
01:14:42 |
Grab Bobby. Get out of here. |
01:14:44 |
I'm not going to leave you here alone. |
01:14:46 |
I'm going to go home with that girl. |
01:14:48 |
Some of Philly's guys |
01:14:49 |
I thought you were done |
01:14:52 |
I'm just saying. |
01:14:55 |
- You're sure? |
01:14:57 |
Come on. |
01:14:58 |
All right. |
01:14:59 |
Call me later. |
01:15:00 |
- I will. |
01:15:02 |
I will. |
01:15:02 |
Come on, let's get out of here. |
01:15:04 |
We just got here. |
01:15:05 |
I know. I know. Let's go. |
01:15:06 |
Is everything all right? |
01:15:08 |
It's fine. I'm just tired. Come on. |
01:15:13 |
Excuse me. |
01:15:20 |
What's the matter? |
01:15:21 |
I must be drunk. |
01:15:22 |
I can't believe I let you |
01:15:35 |
I can get in myself, all right? |
01:15:48 |
What the fuck is wrong with this car? |
01:15:50 |
You're still in neutral there, |
01:15:55 |
You know what? Let me drive. |
01:15:56 |
I'm fine. |
01:15:57 |
You're shitfaced. Let me drive. |
01:16:04 |
Ow. Fuck. |
01:16:14 |
It's almost midnight, |
01:16:15 |
when we were supposed to flip |
01:16:17 |
All right, we'll do it in the morning. |
01:16:20 |
Uh, pull over. |
01:16:25 |
- Do it from the car, okay? |
01:16:34 |
All right, let's get this over with. |
01:16:38 |
Make it fast, all right? |
01:16:40 |
Oh. |
01:16:42 |
I still look for my crucifix. |
01:16:45 |
Ah! |
01:16:47 |
Just hang on, man. |
01:16:51 |
Bobby! |
01:16:55 |
Jesus Christ. |
01:16:59 |
Call an ambulance! |
01:17:02 |
Bobby, you'll be okay. |
01:17:04 |
Call a fuckin' ambulance! |
01:17:08 |
Bobby? |
01:17:09 |
Bobby. |
01:17:12 |
It's gonna be okay. |
01:17:14 |
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. |
01:17:16 |
Stay with me, man. |
01:17:18 |
Come on, Bobby. |
01:17:22 |
Jesus Christ. |
01:17:23 |
What happened? |
01:17:26 |
Bobby, look at me, buddy. |
01:17:27 |
Open your fuckin' eyes. |
01:17:29 |
He's not dying. |
01:17:31 |
Don't you fucking die! |
01:17:32 |
I can't. |
01:17:34 |
Come on, you're all right. |
01:17:35 |
You can't what? |
01:17:36 |
I can't. |
01:17:37 |
Call a fucking ambulance! |
01:17:40 |
Amy. |
01:17:41 |
Bobby, what are you looking at? |
01:17:42 |
Come on, man. |
01:17:44 |
Look at me. |
01:17:45 |
Look at me, Bobby. |
01:17:47 |
Amy's fine; she's gonna come |
01:17:50 |
Come on, buddy. |
01:17:52 |
I can't. I'm sorry. |
01:17:54 |
Just hang in there. |
01:17:55 |
I'm sorry. |
01:17:57 |
No, no, no. |
01:17:58 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
01:18:00 |
It's okay. |
01:18:01 |
Bobby? |
01:18:02 |
You're all right, buddy. |
01:18:07 |
Bobby. |
01:18:09 |
Bobby! |
01:18:10 |
What are you doin'? |
01:18:11 |
The fuck are you doing, |
01:18:51 |
...earth to earth, |
01:18:54 |
In sure and certain hope |
01:18:57 |
Unto eternal life |
01:19:01 |
And whose coming |
01:19:03 |
To judge the world, |
01:19:07 |
Shall give up their dead |
01:19:09 |
And the corruptible bodies |
01:19:13 |
Shall be changed |
01:19:14 |
And made like unto his own |
01:19:16 |
According |
01:19:19 |
Whereby he's able |
01:19:22 |
Unto himself. |
01:19:24 |
In the name of the father, |
01:19:26 |
And of the holy spirit, amen. |
01:19:28 |
Maybe it was denial, |
01:19:31 |
you develop growing up on the street, |
01:19:34 |
but whatever it was, |
01:19:38 |
to watch our best friend get buried |
01:19:40 |
and not shed a single tear. |
01:19:58 |
Coffee's fresh, anybody wants. |
01:20:01 |
Can I get you anything? |
01:20:03 |
No, thank you. |
01:20:07 |
I cannot believe that they buried him |
01:20:09 |
in that fuckin' suit. |
01:20:10 |
Ah, it looked okay. |
01:20:12 |
Single-breasted, he looked like you. |
01:20:14 |
He looked like- |
01:20:19 |
It's good his- |
01:20:21 |
That's good. Made me happy. |
01:20:27 |
It's just the mail. |
01:20:38 |
Post office test. |
01:20:40 |
Should we open it? |
01:20:42 |
Yeah, all right, man. |
01:20:52 |
I don't fuckin' believe this. |
01:20:55 |
He failed. |
01:20:58 |
How is that possible? |
01:21:01 |
I don't know. |
01:21:02 |
I mean, have you seen the imbeciles |
01:21:04 |
that they got working down at that place? |
01:21:05 |
Mental patients. Monkeys. |
01:21:07 |
There are monkeys who could |
01:21:12 |
He was a genius with some stuff. |
01:21:14 |
Like what? |
01:21:16 |
Wheel of fortune. |
01:21:19 |
Pac-Man, he was good at pac- |
01:21:21 |
I know. |
01:21:24 |
He was like an idiot savant. |
01:21:26 |
Yeah, an idiot savant, |
01:21:28 |
A little heavier on the idiot part, I think. |
01:21:36 |
Don't start, okay? |
01:21:40 |
Let's not do this. |
01:21:58 |
16 years old, |
01:22:00 |
of a blow-job. |
01:22:01 |
I thought they were going to throw us |
01:22:02 |
right the fuck out of that place. |
01:22:04 |
Well, he did |
01:22:05 |
Yes, he did. |
01:22:07 |
Hey, how about that time |
01:22:09 |
Oh, and he fell through the fuckin' roof. |
01:22:11 |
I thought I was going to piss myself. |
01:22:14 |
Stupid fuck. |
01:22:17 |
He was the best. |
01:22:20 |
You got that right. |
01:22:25 |
I didn't even say a prayer |
01:22:30 |
I just kneeled there. |
01:22:37 |
I couldn't do it. |
01:22:41 |
He'd understand. |
01:22:45 |
When my father was in the hospital, |
01:22:49 |
I prayed for him every day. |
01:22:56 |
He fuckin' died anyway. |
01:23:16 |
Have you talked to that detective again? |
01:23:18 |
Yeah. You? |
01:23:22 |
Yeah, what'd you say? |
01:23:24 |
Same as before, nothing. |
01:23:27 |
What about you? |
01:23:28 |
Nothin'. |
01:23:34 |
You know, we... |
01:23:35 |
We could just tell him the truth. |
01:23:40 |
Yeah. |
01:23:42 |
We could. |
01:23:43 |
Yeah. |
01:23:49 |
Those were my bullets, Carmine. |
01:23:51 |
Yeah, I know. |
01:23:55 |
I know that, Mike. |
01:23:58 |
Where do you think he is? |
01:24:02 |
I don't know. |
01:24:03 |
How the fuck do I know where he is? |
01:24:04 |
Not him, Gino. |
01:24:12 |
Oh. |
01:24:19 |
Philly knows where we could find him. |
01:24:27 |
You know, he never got to pick a best man. |
01:24:29 |
It's a coin toss, you know. |
01:24:31 |
It could have been either one of us. |
01:24:40 |
You free tomorrow night? |
01:24:42 |
I'll tell Ellen something came up. |
01:24:44 |
So we are talking about the same thing? |
01:24:59 |
You know, for all the times |
01:25:02 |
we never told him we loved him. |
01:25:04 |
He knew we did. |
01:25:06 |
He knew. |
01:25:10 |
I fuckin' hope so. |
01:25:14 |
Yeah. |
01:25:41 |
Hey! |
01:25:42 |
Clank! |
01:26:31 |
You ready? |
01:26:33 |
How about you, you fucking |
01:26:36 |
Come here. |
01:26:37 |
Get up. Get up. |
01:26:45 |
Pick your fuckin' head up. |
01:26:47 |
I said pick it up! |
01:26:48 |
You're sure you want |
01:26:51 |
Yeah. |
01:26:56 |
For the best man. |
01:26:59 |
Heads, it's me. |
01:27:15 |
Heads. |
01:27:17 |
What the fuck did you do? |
01:27:19 |
It was me. |
01:27:20 |
It was heads. |
01:27:24 |
Listen to me. |
01:27:25 |
Listen to me, Mike. |
01:27:27 |
They got law schools |
01:27:30 |
Get the fuck out of here. |
01:27:32 |
All right? |
01:27:34 |
Take that little girl and go, Mike. |
01:27:36 |
Get the fuck outta here. |
01:27:40 |
Me here. |
01:27:45 |
In a strange way, |
01:27:49 |
like he cheated me |
01:27:53 |
I eventually came to realize |
01:27:55 |
it was the most selfless thing |
01:28:00 |
Until that night, |
01:28:02 |
I never really thought I'd leave Brooklyn. |
01:28:04 |
I could never imagine |
01:28:07 |
But that summer, |
01:28:09 |
I moved to California with Ellen. |
01:28:13 |
Carmine and I kept in touch, |
01:28:15 |
but we didn't see each other for years. |
01:28:21 |
Then one day, I got a call. |
01:28:31 |
O, give thanks to the lord, for he is good. |
01:28:34 |
His steadfast love endureth forever. |
01:28:37 |
The lord is my strength and my song. |
01:28:43 |
Do you have the ring? |
01:29:00 |
You may kiss the bride. |
01:29:10 |
Though years had passed |
01:29:11 |
and we were thousands of miles |
01:29:14 |
in church that day, I realized something. |
01:29:18 |
When you have friends, real friends, |
01:29:22 |
it doesn't matter if they're here or there, |
01:29:24 |
living or dead. |
01:29:26 |
No matter where you go, |
01:29:28 |
you always take them with you |
01:29:32 |
in your heart. |