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00:00:26 Edward Perrimont Cole died in May.
00:00:30 It was a Sunday afternoon
00:00:36 It's difficult to understand
00:00:41 Some people would tell you it's
00:00:45 Some believe that it
00:00:49 Some say by love.
00:00:52 Other folks say life has no meaning at all.
00:00:56 Me...
00:01:00 by the people who measure themselves by you.
00:01:04 What I can tell you for sure...
00:01:06 that by any measure, Edward Cole lived
00:01:12 than most people manage to gain
00:01:16 I know that when he died,
00:01:20 and his heart was open.
00:01:29 Name the five presidents, who's
00:01:34 H...
00:01:36 Warren G. Harding, Rutherford B. Hayes,
00:01:40 and the two Harrison's,
00:01:46 I thought I'd get you with
00:01:48 You're sick, you know that?
00:01:50 I ain't that sick.
00:01:53 - No...
00:01:56 - Hey, buddy boy...
00:01:57 - When you gonna finish that Camaro, man?
00:02:01 Alright, I got one for you.
00:02:09 - That's a hard one.
00:02:12 No... I don't know if they want the person
00:02:16 or the person who
00:02:19 - Well, in here it says...
00:02:22 - Yeah, it ain't him?
00:02:26 In fact, he got the Nobel Prize for it in 1909.
00:02:31 The truth is, a guy name Nikola Tesla
00:02:36 The same idea Marconi used for his
00:02:43 Tesla fought Marconi until the
00:02:47 The same year that the Supreme Court ruled
00:02:51 and it was Nikola Tesla that invented the radio.
00:02:55 - Carter.
00:02:58 Hi Jenny. Well good, it's about time.
00:03:09 Now, what's that mean?
00:03:45 Kopi Luwak...
00:03:51 Take a whiff...
00:03:55 Mr. Cole...
00:03:59 Hold off just a second.
00:04:02 Here...
00:04:11 Well?
00:04:13 Very good.
00:04:16 Really good...
00:04:19 Mr. Cole... Sir?
00:04:22 Do you know what a Philistine is, Jim?
00:04:25 - Sir it's... Richard.
00:04:35 Thank you, Mr. Chairman
00:04:38 We at the Cole Group feel the decline
00:04:42 of significant fiscal mis-management.
00:04:45 - I beg your pardon, but...
00:04:48 there are lease and land costs and so many
00:04:51 Donations and attribution points have
00:04:55 in Research, Pediatrics, Oncology, and MRI.
00:04:58 The Cole Group has
00:05:00 Fifteen public hospitals
00:05:02 Each of which now provide
00:05:04 to provide the highest standard
00:05:06 of medical care in our communities.
00:05:08 Despite being grossly understaffed?
00:05:10 We've better doctors...
00:05:11 What about beds? There have been rumors
00:05:16 to the point of over-population.
00:05:18 To the patients answer,
00:05:19 Your emergency rooms,
00:05:21 I run hospitals... not health spas.
00:05:25 Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
00:05:29 Look... I passed up lunch with
00:05:34 So, can we desist of all this inane posturing.
00:05:39 Boys and girls, you need me,
00:05:45 Now there's a sizable
00:05:49 let me know if you decide to cash it.
00:05:57 Mr. Cole, are you alright?
00:06:44 What you're doing here?
00:06:46 I don't know, fighting for my life... you?
00:06:51 No... I'm just surprised, that...
00:06:52 You better handle it right, or heads
00:06:54 You tell Dr. Shit for Brains...
00:06:58 know everything about
00:07:01 he wants to get me on.
00:07:03 Oh yeah, you're doctors
00:07:07 I don't wanna go there and have to
00:07:10 Well that is not
00:07:12 Who the hell is this guy?
00:07:15 - I'm right here, Sir.
00:07:18 We're gonna move
00:07:21 I can do it myself,
00:07:29 How about now?
00:07:35 - Have I fired you lately?
00:07:41 - That was a good one.
00:07:53 - Now, who's that?
00:07:59 Oh god... where am I, in a morgue?
00:08:03 That was the first time I laid eyes on
00:08:07 An auspicious beginning, to be sure.
00:08:14 I hate tubes.
00:08:19 I'll be damned, if I'm gonna spend the next
00:08:23 Zombie boy... looks half dead already.
00:08:27 You can't have your own room,
00:08:29 it'll create an enormous PR problem.
00:08:31 I don't give a shit about PR,
00:08:35 It's my hospital, for Christs Sake.
00:08:38 Don't tell me I can't have my own room.
00:08:40 No offense, pal.
00:08:43 You publicly defended this policy countless times.
00:08:47 You run hospitals, not health spas.
00:08:49 Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
00:08:53 I've never been sick before.
00:08:56 Ok, Dr. Albert will be here in a
00:09:01 Set me up?
00:09:08 Jesus.
00:09:15 Thomas... don't let me wake up paralyzed.
00:09:21 I'll do what I can.
00:09:29 Is these really your hospital?
00:09:31 Yeah, pretty much.
00:09:35 Might wanna do something about the pea soup.
00:09:41 By the morning of his surgery,
00:09:45 throughout Edwards body,
00:09:48 only gave him a 5% chance to survive.
00:09:50 But then, they didn't account for how
00:10:07 No visitors coming to see him?
00:10:12 He hasn't seen anybody
00:10:16 Well, that's another reason
00:10:20 It's always so sad to see a patient like that...
00:10:23 all alone,
00:10:29 He's just quiet.
00:10:42 - Rachel called this morning.
00:10:46 She's auditioning for first violin
00:10:53 That's wonderful.
00:11:18 - Need any more books?
00:11:26 Got your medicine for tonight?
00:11:27 - Ah, I've already took 'em.
00:11:31 I'm fine, Virginia, really, thank you.
00:11:39 You know, I could stay a while
00:11:43 No use both of us being useless in the morning.
00:11:46 Alright?
00:11:49 Okay.
00:12:17 - She's gone?
00:12:22 I'm something of a public health expert.
00:12:27 I believe more people die from visitors...
00:12:31 than diseases.
00:12:37 I'll take the Berry's for 600.
00:12:39 This Swedish Berry is also known as the Cowberry.
00:12:44 - What are the Lincoln berry?
00:12:46 - Right.
00:12:48 In a top 40 hit in 1956,
00:12:54 - Who is Chuck Berry?
00:12:56 - Yes
00:13:00 look, do you mind?
00:13:07 What is the Merida Trench?
00:13:11 - Good morning, Edward.
00:13:14 How's it going?
00:13:17 - Dumb question.
00:13:20 Didn't know what I ever did without it.
00:13:23 - Humor is a good sign.
00:13:27 A little surliness, it's one of your
00:13:31 - Yeah...
00:13:34 Oh, looks good...
00:13:39 Okay...
00:13:40 All the current brain scans are clean.
00:13:42 So, now we go to the condition
00:13:44 Unfortunately your blood markers
00:13:47 So, I would like to begin first round
00:13:51 I love the smell of chemo in the morning.
00:13:54 Apocalypse Now, right?
00:13:56 It makes me feel like victory.
00:13:59 - I'll check with you later.
00:14:01 - Hey Doc... Doc, you think
00:14:05 I'm sorry, I'm running late...
00:14:07 - Doctor Given.
00:14:12 Thank you!
00:14:19 A bitch, ain't it?
00:14:24 What are quarts?
00:14:26 How long you've been here?
00:14:28 Well, in and out over the past few months.
00:14:31 They've got me on a experimental treatment.
00:14:34 What is a quadratic equation?
00:14:37 How rough is it?
00:14:40 Chemo?
00:14:43 Not too bad, if you don't mind
00:14:47 watching your veins turn black.
00:14:49 And feeling like your bones are made of napalm.
00:14:53 - A day at the beach.
00:14:58 All sorts of people react to it differently.
00:15:03 You'll know by tonight.
00:15:06 Tonight?
00:15:11 Listen, huh... you don't mind my asking.
00:15:16 What is that contraption you've got over there?
00:15:18 It's a Cezve, it makes coffee...
00:15:23 What else does it do?
00:15:26 What else does it have to do?
00:15:36 Did you know that coffee was originally
00:15:40 - You don't say.
00:15:43 It seems his goats were eating berries
00:15:47 It wasn't long before they were jumping all
00:15:51 So the shepherd took some of the
00:15:55 where the Abbots decided to roast them.
00:15:59 The berries started to burn and the beans
00:16:03 They brewed them in to a stew.
00:16:07 Stew, huh?
00:16:09 And over the next few hundred years,
00:16:14 even Sumatra, like that pouch you got over there.
00:16:19 - It's called Kopi Luwak.
00:16:23 You do?
00:16:27 You won't catch me drinking that shit.
00:16:30 Have you ever tried it?
00:16:32 No, I'm more of a instant coffee man.
00:16:37 Here... let me...
00:16:40 - Thanks.
00:16:49 You always had those freckles?
00:16:54 As far as I know.
00:16:56 Nice... freckles.
00:17:05 Okay, we've got some prosciutto and melons,
00:17:07 some Dorado mozzarella and a veal a la carte.
00:17:12 I brought some biscuits and...
00:17:16 You sure you wanna eat all that?
00:17:18 That's the plan.
00:17:23 What?
00:17:26 Oh. You want Thomas to make you a plate?
00:17:31 - Tommy, fix a plate for... uh..
00:17:36 - First name or last?
00:17:40 Really? Interesting.
00:17:44 So you want, uh... white?
00:17:48 - No thanks, I'll pass.
00:17:55 Uh... yum, yum.
00:17:59 The best in L.A.
00:18:08 Ain't the best in L.A. no more.
00:19:01 Oh, my God.
00:19:04 I'm thinking it would be better
00:19:22 - Fellows.
00:19:25 Don't pay any attention to me,
00:19:32 From Kai.
00:19:35 Says he wants to be a mechanic
00:19:38 I hope you talked him out of that.
00:19:40 I've tried.
00:19:43 - What we got here?
00:19:49 - I always wanted one of those.
00:20:00 Um... Mom seems to think
00:20:08 She loves you, Pop.
00:20:17 Okay...
00:20:20 You'll, uh... call when
00:20:26 If Given ever comes.
00:20:33 Take care.
00:20:43 - Is he your oldest?
00:20:46 - What's he do?
00:20:52 Here.
00:20:55 His brother Lee is an engineer.
00:21:04 Who's the pretty little lady?
00:21:07 That's Rachel,
00:21:10 - Big age difference.
00:21:15 I hardly got the boys out of the house,
00:21:19 She's an outstanding violinist.
00:21:24 You've got kids?
00:21:28 No kids... never stayed married long enough.
00:21:34 Oh, well... don't worry, I've been married
00:21:41 How's that going?
00:21:45 - It's going.
00:21:50 That's why they invented light switches.
00:21:55 Don't get me wrong,
00:21:58 I've been there four times.
00:22:05 It's hard to do 'em both at the same time.
00:22:10 Nobody's perfect.
00:22:13 The only successful marriage I had
00:22:17 I started making money when I was... sixteen.
00:22:21 And that was that... never stopped.
00:22:26 I'll be damned.
00:22:30 I wanted to be a history professor.
00:22:32 Nobody's perfect.
00:22:36 I made it through two months of city college,
00:22:42 And then, you know... young, black, broke...
00:22:48 a baby on the way...
00:22:52 take the first decent job, that comes along.
00:22:58 I always meant to go back,
00:23:06 Like smoke through a keyhole.
00:23:44 Why don't you do it, while I'm asleep,
00:23:50 Maybe she's trying to kill us both
00:23:52 ever think of that?
00:23:56 What in the devil?
00:23:59 What if I'm losing my mind at last?
00:24:03 Jesus, no... no, no, Jesus...
00:24:07 that's not what I had in mind...
00:24:13 What you think about suicide?
00:24:15 Suicide, me?
00:24:18 No way.
00:24:19 - Yeah, stage one.
00:24:24 - There're five stages.
00:24:29 Anger, Rebellion, Depression, Acceptance.
00:24:33 Well, of course you're not thinking of suicide.
00:24:37 You're in stage one... Denial.
00:24:41 - What stage are you in?
00:24:46 - You're thinking about suicide?
00:24:50 Well,
00:24:53 - That's it?
00:24:56 What's next?
00:24:57 We got to consider all the tests first,
00:25:00 - For how long?
00:25:02 I'll get Dr. Given's decision
00:25:06 - Hey! I'm on for another hour,
00:25:09 - A clean bill of health,
00:25:12 - Hang in there, Carter.
00:25:28 Hit the cutoff man,
00:25:33 You see, that's the problem with
00:25:38 No fundamentals.
00:25:41 You ever read 'The Time of Your Life'?
00:25:43 - William Saroyan.
00:25:48 all the way down the line.
00:25:50 When we were growing up...
00:25:52 What're you doing?
00:25:53 Oh... scribbling.
00:25:56 - Scribbling, what?
00:26:04 Oh, sure, that's what you wanna do.
00:26:08 That's a slider with a man on third.
00:26:12 These kids today.
00:26:17 Earphones,
00:26:28 - Edward...
00:26:30 - How's it going, there?
00:26:36 I have the tests back.
00:26:38 Straight out, huh...
00:26:43 Six months.
00:26:46 A year if we're lucky.
00:26:49 Well, there is a experimental program
00:26:50 that we're thinking
00:26:52 I don't wanna get your hopes up,
00:26:53 but I think you would be
00:26:56 Doc... hey, Doc...
00:27:02 You're blocking my view.
00:27:07 Oh... sorry.
00:27:12 You know Edward,
00:27:14 day or night,
00:27:17 - One question.
00:27:22 Carter, you wanna ask Dr. Hahn something?
00:27:26 Oh, no, no no, I'm not familiar with Mr. Chambers...
00:27:29 Well get familiar!
00:27:36 Um... I just wanted to know how I stand,
00:27:41 Sure,
00:27:44 Thank you!
00:28:03 Edward?
00:28:11 Edward...
00:28:23 There was a survey once...
00:28:25 A 1000 people when asked if they
00:28:28 would they want to know the exact day
00:28:31 96% of them, said no.
00:28:37 I always kind of leaned toward the other 4%.
00:28:41 I thought it would be liberating.
00:28:44 Knowing how much time we had
00:28:48 It turns out, it's not.
00:29:19 You wanna play cards?
00:29:22 I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:35 Rise and shine.
00:29:39 Or that.
00:29:52 Let me see that.
00:29:58 And uh... Thomas,
00:30:01 and, uh, tell her I won't be
00:30:06 I understand.
00:30:09 Uh... Sir, I don't mean to sound
00:30:13 how do you want me to handle your...?
00:30:18 Death?
00:30:24 So... leave all the money to my assistant.
00:30:30 Go get me one of those soft croissants.
00:30:35 And don't buy any green bananas.
00:30:56 - What're you doing?
00:30:59 - Come on, give it back.
00:31:02 Give it back!
00:31:04 It was on the floor,
00:31:13 My freshmen philosophy professor
00:31:18 in forward thinking...
00:31:22 We're suppose to make a list of all the things
00:31:26 Kick the bucket...
00:31:29 Anyway, I wrote down things like,
00:31:34 You know, young man's wishes.
00:31:36 I was gonna redo the list...
00:31:40 Help a complete stranger for the good.
00:31:44 Laugh until I cry.
00:31:48 Not to be judgemental,
00:31:52 Well...
00:31:54 it's pointless now.
00:31:56 I would argue... the exact opposite.
00:32:03 - What're doing?
00:32:07 I mean,
00:32:10 guns blazing, have a little fun?
00:32:13 It's not supposed to
00:32:16 anything like that,
00:32:19 What the hell is with doing something majestic?
00:32:24 Have you ever been to the Himalaya's?
00:32:28 Drive Mustang Shelby, not bad.
00:32:31 I've got one.
00:32:33 How about... sky diving?
00:32:38 Now we're on to something.
00:32:40 We're on to something?
00:32:55 Kiss the most beautiful girl in the world.
00:32:57 - How you propose doing that?
00:33:05 Get a tattoo.
00:33:10 Edward, I've taking baths deeper than you.
00:33:13 It's easy to be deep and fresh in philosophy.
00:33:17 What's Dr. Hahn say?
00:33:22 - A year, maybe.
00:33:28 We can do this... we should do this.
00:33:32 - No, I... I...
00:33:35 That's all I got is money.
00:33:37 - But... I don't know.
00:33:41 It was meant to be metaphorical.
00:33:43 - Just trying to get a handle...
00:33:46 Metaphorical, you're the one crying
00:33:51 - Here's your chance.
00:33:53 Make a fool of myself?
00:33:56 Never too late.
00:34:01 What'd you think happens now?
00:34:03 I go back sit around listening to
00:34:07 mezzanine financing and subordinated debt,
00:34:10 pretending that I care about debt money?
00:34:14 You go home to some ceremonial
00:34:18 with everyone standing around
00:34:21 while you're trying to comfort them,
00:34:24 To be smothered by pity and grieve.
00:34:28 Well not me,
00:34:33 I believe not you either.
00:34:39 We're both in the same boat.
00:34:44 We've got a real opportunity here.
00:34:48 Opportunity? That is a real twist,
00:34:53 You still feel good, right?
00:34:58 Asymptomatic, the Doc says.
00:35:00 The way I see it, we can lay around here
00:35:05 with some bull shit science experiment.
00:35:08 Or, we can put some moves on.
00:35:22 - Sky diving, huh?
00:35:29 What kind of hospital is this?
00:35:34 Virginia, we have to talk.
00:35:37 What did they say?
00:35:40 Mrs. Chambers... I'm gonna give you
00:35:57 It's not good.
00:36:04 I knew we should have gone to UCLA.
00:36:07 The surgeons are better.
00:36:09 - It wouldn't have made any difference.
00:36:12 - We're not giving up,
00:36:14 - Hold on Virginia.
00:36:15 Yes, Oncology please, Dr. Peteri's office.
00:36:19 - Virginia... no.
00:36:25 Dr. Peteri, it's Virginia Chambers... yes that's right.
00:36:44 I'm going away for a while.
00:36:47 - What are you talking about?
00:36:49 - Talking about, Edward
00:36:53 Edward and you?
00:36:55 Going away... where?
00:36:59 - I don't expect you to understand.
00:37:01 - Listen... you're damn right
00:37:04 I don't understand how you can
00:37:08 How you can just quit... quit fighting?
00:37:11 - Virginia...
00:37:13 see what they say, when they find out
00:37:17 Given up on them?
00:37:19 Given up on them!
00:37:23 greased up,
00:37:29 I think I've earned
00:37:32 To do what?
00:37:35 - He's not a stranger.
00:37:39 And I'm your husband... and I'm their
00:37:43 - And I'm a damn mechanic.
00:37:46 You're a fool who
00:37:48 how not to have cancer.
00:37:56 I'm sorry.
00:38:08 My husband is not for sale.
00:38:25 She hates me.
00:38:32 You hate Me?
00:38:35 Not yet.
00:38:42 And so it began.
00:39:00 I always been afraid to go up in
00:39:02 And now I'm gonna jump out of one
00:39:08 Wanna get it?
00:39:10 How you suggest we do that?
00:39:13 Wait... ow.
00:39:22 Damn it.
00:39:29 Not a word.
00:39:33 - Back to the seat Kyle.
00:39:37 - He's worried about the little woman.
00:39:43 30 seconds to the jump.
00:39:45 The Sequel was like that,
00:39:49 The Sequel?
00:39:51 The second Mrs. Edward Cole.
00:39:54 God, that woman hated me.
00:39:57 Maybe because you called her the Sequel.
00:40:00 Gee Kyle, I never looked at it that way.
00:40:04 15 seconds.
00:40:06 - No, no, wait, wait, I can't do this.
00:40:09 No, I can't, really.
00:40:11 - It's not the jump you're afraid of...
00:40:15 You're just afraid
00:40:17 and you'll show up at your own funeral,
00:40:22 Hell, I'll bring back just one
00:40:26 No, no...
00:40:31 The man's got some lungs.
00:40:34 Let's hit the silk...
00:40:50 Pull that thing,
00:40:52 How about this... huh?
00:40:56 I hate your rotten guts.
00:40:59 Don't mention it,
00:41:02 Which one of these damn cords do you pull?
00:41:05 Don't touch it, we're not in the
00:41:10 - Okay, pull the cord.
00:41:17 We're in the red zone,
00:41:19 # I got the feeling,
00:41:23 - Pull the damn cord!
00:41:26 # I was in love once. #
00:41:34 Tommy, we live to die another day.
00:41:38 - How lucky for me.
00:41:41 Remember the will,
00:41:45 Let me ask you something?
00:41:48 Is it... is it Tommy or Thomas?
00:41:50 Uh, actually its Mathew,
00:41:54 I see something, come on.
00:41:58 - Is he insane?
00:42:04 So, have you decided?
00:42:07 No, I... I couldn't think of anything,
00:42:11 What's permanently?
00:42:14 - What?
00:42:17 So... no confederate flag,
00:42:22 - No, I... I mean...
00:42:26 Why would I want to desecrate my body?
00:42:28 What, you're worried they won't
00:42:31 What, your wife?
00:42:35 It's not like you're dumping her
00:42:38 I've never been with another woman.
00:42:40 Whoa...
00:42:43 It's got to be on the list.
00:42:46 No, no, I don't think so.
00:42:48 66 years... man oh man,
00:42:54 - No.
00:42:57 No.
00:42:58 - It's just like... professional.
00:43:03 I don't even have to be there.
00:43:10 Hello darling.
00:43:14 You gonna drive it or buy it a dress?
00:43:18 Just getting to know each other.
00:43:30 - You sure we're cleared for this?
00:43:33 - What if we weren't?
00:43:58 Come on, tap this baby?
00:44:03 Ah... we're doing just fine.
00:44:05 You sound like some kid
00:44:10 You sound like someone
00:44:14 Ass whipping? Ho, ho, ho,
00:44:19 I got enough for you, Sonny Jim.
00:44:21 Take it.
00:44:33 Did you just make a penis reference?
00:44:36 What if I did?
00:44:40 - Jesus, you're gonna kill us both.
00:44:45 God damn it...
00:44:49 You're makin' Evil on me.
00:44:51 Evil? I show you Evil... I show you Evil
00:44:56 Pick up on this... Chicken Man.
00:45:13 Chicken Man, huh?
00:45:21 You can run,
00:45:53 What'd you wanna do next?
00:45:59 How much money do you have anyway?
00:46:02 Did anyone ever tell you, that it's rude
00:46:07 I never knew anyone with enough to ask.
00:47:10 Medicinal.
00:47:25 It's indescribably beautiful.
00:47:29 We're flying over the polar cap,
00:47:35 The stars,
00:47:44 So you... think a being of some sort
00:47:51 You don't?
00:47:53 You mean, do I believe, if I look up
00:47:59 that maybe... it make all this these go away?
00:48:03 No.
00:48:05 Then, 95% of people on earth are wrong.
00:48:08 Life has taught me that at least
00:48:14 It's called faith.
00:48:16 I honestly envy people who have faith,
00:48:22 Maybe your head's in the way.
00:48:25 Carter...
00:48:27 we can have hundreds of these discussions
00:48:30 and everyone of them always
00:48:34 Is there... a sugarplum fairy or not?
00:48:39 And nobody has ever gotten over that wall.
00:48:43 Well... what do you believe?
00:48:48 I resist all faiths.
00:48:51 No 'Big Bang', no master of the universe?
00:48:55 We live and we die, and the wheels
00:49:04 What if... you're wrong?
00:49:08 I'd love to be wrong.
00:49:17 I'm not sure if it works that way.
00:49:22 Carter, you're not claiming you know
00:49:27 I just have faith.
00:49:33 Hallelujah brother,
00:49:53 - You know how they harvest caviar, don't you?
00:49:56 When the female sturgeon is caught,
00:49:58 the fisherman has to take great care,
00:50:02 If she feels the least bid threatened,
00:50:07 Sounds like my third wife.
00:50:11 The woman thought mayonnaise
00:50:17 I could get used to this.
00:50:19 Also sounds like my third wife.
00:50:27 Thirty years I've been coming here.
00:50:31 First time with a guy.
00:50:33 Well, I'm flattered.
00:50:36 Emily's tenth birthday was the best, though.
00:50:39 Who's Emily?
00:50:41 A little, uh...
00:50:44 well, she's not so little anymore.
00:50:48 You have a daughter?
00:50:51 Well... yeah... when you know you're not...
00:51:00 To make a long story short.
00:51:04 I don't see her.
00:51:15 What're you doing?
00:51:17 It's time.
00:51:20 - No, no, no, cross that out.
00:51:22 - Cross it off!
00:51:25 Why?
00:51:34 - What's the matter?
00:51:37 Where you going?
00:51:42 Just like a broad.
00:51:51 Look... Carter.
00:51:54 I'm sorry, I know... sometimes I get
00:52:03 - Jesus Christ.
00:52:07 - What?
00:52:10 Oh, well, maybe we should get
00:52:13 - I just busted out of the hospital.
00:52:15 - It's alright, it already stopped, see... look.
00:52:18 - Look here... it's okay.
00:52:20 Yeah... huh...
00:52:22 - Maybe I should get uh...
00:52:24 - Let's go.
00:52:24 - Come on... come on.
00:52:39 - Where's... where's Tommy?
00:52:46 Oh, my...
00:52:48 How much money do you have?
00:52:52 Well, I wouldn't bleed on the rugs.
00:52:57 I'm gonna... I'm gonna find some place
00:53:02 - Be as good as new, afterwards.
00:53:05 Ok, just one second... okay.
00:53:08 Alright... it took some doing,
00:53:11 Cairo tomorrow, Tanzania for two days,
00:53:15 And as previously directed,
00:53:21 Thomas... I'd really like to say
00:53:27 But I'd be lying.
00:53:29 And I'd really like to say
00:53:32 and I love my job,
00:53:37 Turn about is fair play, I believe you
00:53:44 Edward!
00:53:47 It's the TV, Jeopardy.
00:53:51 Jeopardy... in French?
00:53:54 - Hello.
00:53:58 Virginia Chambers.
00:54:01 Oh... yeah, uh... hi.
00:54:05 Let me get Carter for you.
00:54:07 - Well, actually, I called to speak to you.
00:54:12 Is he... alright?
00:54:15 Well, yeah... he's, he's doing fine.
00:54:21 May I ask where you are?
00:54:24 - France actually, tomorrow...
00:54:30 Virginia, may I call you Virginia?
00:54:35 - I'm not sure, that I can...
00:54:39 Mr. Cole... I've been a nurse my
00:54:45 Had a ring side seat to more human tragedies
00:54:52 Now, I'm prepared for my husband to die.
00:54:56 I'm just not prepared to lose him
00:55:03 - Who is Howdy Dowdy?
00:55:06 TV Puppets for 400.
00:55:08 These two Muppets are roommates
00:55:10 on the long running show, Sesame Street.
00:55:12 - Who are Bert and Ernie?
00:55:15 Entré vu...
00:55:21 - Who is Spiro Agnew?
00:55:25 Well... uh, you're looking... quaint.
00:55:32 This is the first time I was ever in
00:55:35 Really?
00:55:37 You know... Carter, uh...
00:55:43 What with the...
00:55:47 Maybe we should put
00:55:50 Come on... I've told you,
00:55:53 It's not that... it's not that.
00:55:55 It's just, maybe you're worried about
00:55:59 You know, it's a lot easier for me.
00:56:03 You talked to Virginia, didn't you?
00:56:10 Why do you think I'm doing this?
00:56:12 Because I talked you in to it.
00:56:15 Edward, you're strong
00:56:23 No...
00:56:26 after Rachel left for college,
00:56:31 You know... no more
00:56:36 recitals, and school plays...
00:56:40 kids crying, fights, skinned knees.
00:56:47 And for the first time in 40 years,
00:56:52 without all of the... distractions.
00:56:58 and I couldn't remember...
00:57:02 when I could not walk down the street
00:57:13 I mean...
00:57:14 she was the same woman I fell in love with,
00:57:20 But somehow everything's... different.
00:57:27 We lost something along the way,
00:57:30 you know?
00:57:40 Who is Charlie McCarthy?
00:57:42 - Candy.
00:58:16 Look, look, look, look.
00:58:26 I was very pleased
00:58:29 to eliminate item
00:58:31 Hunt The Big Cat.
00:58:34 But he did insist on discharging a few
00:58:39 One proved to be enough.
00:58:46 - Gin.
00:58:58 Do you know, that the only dog ever struck
00:59:05 I wish I had met you
00:59:14 You know... technically...
00:59:22 See the pyramids...
00:59:25 and witness something majestic.
00:59:33 Wait 'till you see my mountain.
00:59:36 Oh yeah.
00:59:39 Your mountain...
00:59:43 But still... this ain't half bad
00:59:47 You know the ancient Egyptians had
00:59:52 When their souls got to the entrance of heaven,
00:59:57 Their answer determined whether
01:00:02 Okay... I'll bite.
01:00:06 What were they?
01:00:10 - Have you found joy in your life?
01:00:18 Answer the question.
01:00:21 - Me? Answer the question,
01:00:24 - Yes.
01:00:29 - Yes.
01:00:36 Oh... this type of question... I, uh...
01:00:40 I don't know, uh... to think about how
01:00:47 Ask them.
01:00:49 I'm asking you.
01:00:55 Fine.
01:01:01 Let me put it to you this way.
01:01:05 After the breakup and the
01:01:09 Emily went to live with her mother.
01:01:11 You know, you try to stay close, but...
01:01:14 it gets down to holidays, phone calls,
01:01:19 you know. Anyway...
01:01:23 Emily goes to college
01:01:26 joins one of her
01:01:28 the animals, and what not.
01:01:31 Meets a guy, decides she loves him.
01:01:34 A good looking kid, driven... smart.
01:01:41 But there was something bad, so...
01:01:45 when she said they were engaged,
01:01:48 but being my daughter, naturally...
01:01:52 she went ahead and married him anyway.
01:01:54 Needless to say, I wasn't
01:01:59 - That must have hurt?
01:02:07 The first time he hit her,
01:02:10 I wanted to bash his brains in.
01:02:13 She wouldn't let me.
01:02:14 She said she riled him and it
01:02:18 she was the one picked the fight.
01:02:23 Next time it happened,
01:02:28 The ex told me,
01:02:33 - What did you do?
01:02:37 I took care of it.
01:02:41 I called a guy, who called a guy,
01:02:45 I don't what he said,
01:02:48 all I know is, he didn't kill him.
01:02:50 And my daughter
01:02:57 How did she react?
01:03:00 Called me names you wouldn't believe,
01:03:06 said I was dead to her.
01:03:13 I'm not proud of everything I did,
01:03:16 but I'm pretty sure I'd do it all again. So...
01:03:19 if they won't let me in the Egyptian heaven
01:03:23 well then, I guess that's just the way it goes.
01:03:28 However I answered your two questions.
01:03:36 How do we get down from this tomb?
01:03:58 The Emperor was Shah Jehan,
01:04:03 Although it was an arranged marriage,
01:04:06 They remained inseparable until she died,
01:04:14 Do you mind if I call you Ray?
01:04:17 Rainman Ray.
01:04:20 Are you listening
01:04:22 Absolutely, fourteen kids.
01:04:26 I'm with you.
01:04:31 It took 20 thousand volunteers
01:04:36 Every square inch was designed
01:04:40 - So that's true love.
01:04:46 It must be nice.
01:04:56 Don't know if I buy the whole
01:05:03 Funeral plans tend to confuse me.
01:05:07 Specifically, buried or cremated?
01:05:12 Take buried. Now I know it shouldn't matter,
01:05:15 but I'm claustrophobic.
01:05:18 What if I wake up underground,
01:05:22 They still make those coffins with the bells?
01:05:25 Uh... I don't believe they do.
01:05:30 And then cremated,
01:05:32 what do you do with the ashes?
01:05:35 put 'em on a shelf, float them down
01:05:40 What if I feel the flames?
01:05:44 I definitely wanna have myself cremated.
01:05:47 Maybe we should go frozen
01:05:51 No... cremated.
01:05:55 The ashes put in a can,
01:05:59 A can, huh?
01:06:00 Yeah... I don't like the sound of the word urn.
01:06:04 Really? You have any special feelings about crypt?
01:06:10 Nope...
01:06:12 No... an old Chock Full o'Nuts can will do me just fine.
01:06:16 Chock Full o'Nuts, the heavenly coffee.
01:06:19 Best coffee in the world, by the way.
01:06:22 - Don't bet on it..
01:06:26 - Kopi Luwak.
01:06:32 Too fancy for my taste.
01:06:34 Oh yeah... too fancy for my Rainman Ray.
01:06:44 - Gin.
01:06:47 You get all the cards.
01:06:56 That's just fine, before we make it.
01:06:59 - Whoo hoo...
01:07:20 It be a lot more majestic if we could see it.
01:07:25 See that old woman?
01:07:32 A happy thought.
01:07:35 Of course, she's probably got reincarnation
01:07:41 The Buddhists believe they keep coming back,
01:07:44 moving up or down a level,
01:07:48 You see, that's where they lose me.
01:07:52 I mean... what would a snail have
01:07:56 lay down a perfect trail of slime?
01:08:02 Hey, the first one.
01:08:05 There's a storm up there.
01:08:06 Thanks' for the bulletin Tom, you can't
01:08:10 They won't let us fly up
01:08:13 When do they expect it to clear?
01:08:14 Next spring sometime.
01:08:18 That's the really shitty news,
01:08:30 Well...
01:08:31 maybe next time.
01:08:33 Yeah... next spring.
01:08:40 Well... now what?
01:08:42 Well... your mountain is trying to tell us something.
01:08:47 - What'd you mean?
01:08:52 Gone long enough?
01:08:57 Oh, no, I get it.
01:08:59 The mountain isn't telling us
01:09:03 The mountain is telling you to tell me
01:09:05 it's time for me to go home.
01:09:07 - Right?
01:09:08 I don't give a shit.
01:09:10 Why don't you worry about your own life
01:09:14 - Okay.
01:09:18 - What's next?
01:09:22 Silk suits and black walnut ice-cream.
01:09:28 The Tibetans call it Chomolungma,
01:09:34 Goddess mother of the world, actually.
01:09:39 In the traditional proper translation.
01:09:43 I stand corrected.
01:09:46 Give me rum, please.
01:09:48 I take it you've been there.
01:09:51 Uh... uh, just left, actually..
01:09:54 We tried to go up, but the weather.
01:09:57 It's late in the season.
01:09:59 - Yeah... that's what they tell me.
01:10:01 Yeah, Carter.
01:10:05 I'm sorry, this sounds terrible, but...
01:10:08 Aren't you a little developed in years
01:10:15 Developed... that's certainly one way of putting it.
01:10:18 - Well, I've been up there.
01:10:22 Uh-hmm... I made it to 26,000 feet before
01:10:24 Really?
01:10:28 - What's it like?
01:10:32 mostly... During the day...
01:10:38 There isn't enough air to reflect the sunlight.
01:10:41 But at night...
01:10:48 It seems like they're just out of reach...
01:10:53 They're like little holes...
01:11:05 Did you hear it?
01:11:06 Hear what?
01:11:09 I read about a man
01:11:14 And standing there,
01:11:18 he experienced this profound silence.
01:11:23 It was like all sounds just fell away.
01:11:28 - And that's when he heard it.
01:11:32 The sound of the mountain.
01:11:36 He said it was like he heard the voice of God.
01:11:47 I've never done this before.
01:11:50 But, sounds like such a cliché,
01:11:56 I have a room upstairs.
01:12:06 Well, it's...
01:12:10 I mean... I...
01:12:17 I appreciate that,
01:12:27 She's a very lucky woman.
01:12:29 Well, I... I would think I'm the lucky one.
01:12:33 Good for you.
01:12:48 Tom... three things to remember
01:12:54 Never pass up a bathroom,
01:12:56 never waste a hard-on,
01:12:58 and never trust a fart.
01:13:01 I'll keep that in mind
01:13:04 That's a good one.
01:13:06 - Let's go home.
01:13:10 - I wanna go home now.
01:13:14 What about the silk suits?
01:13:16 That was very clever of you, Edward.
01:13:21 How'd you know I wouldn't
01:13:25 I didn't.
01:13:36 I'm proud of you.
01:13:39 Nobody cares what you think.
01:14:04 America.
01:14:25 Hey Tommy,
01:14:29 There's an accident on the Ten,
01:14:48 Why, are we, uh...?
01:14:55 Oh, my God.
01:14:57 I kept taps on her,
01:15:00 - This was your idea, Tom?
01:15:03 - I've talked him in to it.
01:15:06 Hey... wait a minute,
01:15:10 Edward... what you're so afraid of?
01:15:13 Just because I told you my story,
01:15:17 Oh, like the lady in the bar?
01:15:19 - That's different.
01:15:22 - Because it is.
01:15:24 You have no fucking idea who I am.
01:15:28 I built a billion dollar business
01:15:31 Presidents have asked my advice,
01:15:35 And I'm supposed to make out like what,
01:15:37 this trip was supposed
01:15:40 Like it was gonna change me?
01:15:45 How did you see it playing out, Carter?
01:15:48 she answers, she's surprised and angry.
01:15:51 But I tell her how much I love her,
01:15:54 and oh... by the way, I'm gonna be dead soon,
01:15:58 so I'm reaching out to you
01:16:01 - Everyone is afraid to die alone.
01:16:07 This was supposed to be fun...
01:16:10 that's all it ever was.
01:16:15 No, you don't get in... call a cab.
01:17:57 Dear Heavenly Father, we wanna
01:18:00 for having our family here together once again.
01:18:04 Lord, we just wanna thank you,
01:18:06 for returning my
01:19:11 - Is he crying?
01:19:15 He's always been so cheerful.
01:19:31 Sweetheart, I've got something for us.
01:19:54 - You know how long it's been?
01:20:00 Well, it's been longer than that.
01:20:24 You know, I feel like a teenager.
01:20:26 Like our first time.
01:20:28 If we were teenagers, we would never
01:20:33 I remember the first time.
01:20:38 You were on me like...
01:20:40 that...
01:20:43 Carter? Oh... you're playing hide
01:20:50 Carter!
01:20:53 Which resulted in a 15%
01:20:57 following the sale of Cole's medical.
01:21:03 Mr. Cole... Mr. Cole...
01:21:08 Have you ever read the 'Divine Comedy'?
01:21:12 Excuse me, Sir?
01:21:14 The 'Divine Comedy',
01:21:24 Maybe we should take a break.
01:21:25 We don't need a break,
01:21:28 I'm a God Damn medical miracle.
01:21:31 I'm simply asking if you ever read
01:21:37 Sir, you have a phone call.
01:21:39 Tommy not now.
01:21:41 I really think you should take this.
01:21:58 What's the prognosis?
01:22:00 Oh. it's been metastasized to his brain.
01:22:02 Metastasis? Operable?
01:22:05 Oh, yeah, but it's not exactly
01:22:09 Ah gee... Jesus
01:22:33 - How's he doing?
01:22:44 Oh, he wanted me to give you this.
01:22:47 I was suppose to wait until after...
01:22:51 She never listened to me before.
01:22:56 Why change a winning formula?
01:23:01 You look like shit, Ray.
01:23:04 - Thanks'.
01:23:10 Pea soup still sucks.
01:23:13 - I'll have a word with the owner.
01:23:29 Can I have some water?
01:23:31 You can't have any water, but I'll go get
01:23:52 You still drinking that fancy coffee?
01:23:55 Why, are you obsessed?
01:24:03 Read it.
01:24:07 Kopi Luwak is the world most expensive coffee.
01:24:11 Although for some it falls under the category,
01:24:17 In the Sumatra village,
01:24:20 lives a breed of wild tree cats.
01:24:23 These cats eat the beans, digest them...
01:24:27 and then defecate...
01:24:32 The villagers then collect and process the stools.
01:24:37 It is the combination of beans
01:24:41 that gives Kopi Luwak it's unique
01:24:49 You're shitting me?
01:24:52 The cats made me do it.
01:25:15 You got a pen? Give me a pen.
01:25:34 Laugh Until I Cry.
01:25:48 It's not finished.
01:25:53 It's not a one man deal.
01:25:57 I'm afraid it will have to be.
01:26:23 We're ready.
01:26:32 I'll be here when you get back.
01:26:35 That sounds good to me.
01:27:19 Dear Edward:
01:27:21 I've gone back and forth in the
01:27:25 whether or not I should even write this.
01:27:28 In the end, I realized I
01:27:33 So, here it goes.
01:27:36 I know the last time we saw each other,
01:27:42 It certainly wasn't the way
01:27:47 I suppose I'm responsible,
01:27:54 But in all honesty, if I had the chance,
01:28:02 Virginia said I left as a stranger
01:28:07 I owe that to you.
01:28:11 There's no way I can repay you
01:28:14 So, rather than try, I just want to ask you
01:28:21 Find the joy in your life.
01:28:26 You once said you're not like everyone.
01:28:29 Well that's true,
01:28:34 But, everyone is everyone.
01:28:41 My pastor always says,
01:28:46 flowing into the same river,
01:28:48 towards whatever river lies
01:28:53 Hello, sweetie.
01:28:57 Find the joy in your life, Edward.
01:29:00 Kiss The Most Beautiful Girl In The World.
01:29:05 My dear friend, close your eyes
01:29:11 and let the waters take you home.
01:29:16 Good afternoon, my name is Edward Cole.
01:29:23 I do not know what most people say
01:29:27 In all honesty I...
01:29:32 I've tried to avoid them.
01:29:40 The simplest thing is, I loved him,
01:29:45 and I miss him.
01:29:52 Carter and I saw the world together.
01:29:57 It is amazing...
01:29:59 when you think that only three months ago
01:30:05 Help A Complete Stranger For The Good.
01:30:10 I hope... it doesn't sound selfish of me,
01:30:16 but, the last months of his life
01:30:21 were the best months of mine.
01:30:27 He saved my life, and he knew it before I did.
01:30:36 I'm deeply proud...
01:30:38 that this man, found it worth his while...
01:30:45 In the end...
01:30:47 I think it's safe to say, that we brought
01:30:54 So, one day...
01:30:57 When I go to some final resting place.
01:31:03 And I happen to wake up next to
01:31:07 I hope that Carter is there,
01:31:11 to vouch for me,
01:31:13 and show me the ropes
01:31:23 Edward Perrimont Cole died in May.
01:31:27 It was on a Sunday afternoon
01:31:33 He was 81 years old.
01:31:36 Witness Something Majestic.
01:31:37 Even now, I can't claim to understand
01:31:43 But I can tell you this.
01:31:46 I know that when he died,
01:31:51 and his heart was open.
01:31:55 And I'm pretty sure he was happy
01:32:00 Because he was buried on a mountain.
01:32:04 And that was against the law.
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