Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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Since the dawn of man, the vampires |
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The only one with the strength or skill |
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she who bears the birthmark, |
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Trained by the Watcher, |
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And I shall be his sword. |
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Let Satan tremble. |
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The Slayer is born. |
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OK, people. They're psyching you out. |
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What do we say on the court? Repeat after |
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Good. Now, here's our key play. |
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- We're the Os. |
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Mr Howard is so heinous. |
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He's always giving me a hard time. |
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I get a C plus on the test, and he tells me |
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I have no sense of history? |
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You got a C plus? |
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Excuse me for |
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Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway. |
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Look at that jacket. |
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This is so lush. |
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- Wouldn't you guys just love me in this? |
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- What do you think? |
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Yeah. |
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What are we doing? |
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- Why don't we go see a movie? |
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- Omniplex? |
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- No THX. |
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- Sorry. |
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- They show previews for foreign movies. |
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- AMC? |
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Totally stale. And the ushers are, |
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OK. OK. How about... |
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- Sounds toasty. |
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I don't know. Does it matter? |
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- Excuse much. Rude or anything? |
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What a homeless. |
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Is Jeffrey really |
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- That's the plan. |
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Your parents are always away. You're lucky. |
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- I guess. |
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You guys shut up, please. |
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It could happen. |
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God, what a 'tude. |
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It's the Loch Ness monster. |
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God, take a chill lozenge. |
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- Like we don't have rights too. |
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Ignore them, OK? lgnore them. |
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Oh, no, no. I can't believe these people. |
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- No, we didn't. |
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Look at the street. They're all |
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Look at the moon, man. It's a huge moon. |
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Guys, tonight we gotta go out and party. |
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If you spent more time sleeping, |
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You were a bonehead out there yesterday. |
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Anyway, I'm booked. Gotta spend |
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- Pushover. You're such a pushover. |
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- I'm blowing. Andy, you coming? |
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- Later. |
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Later. |
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Jeffrey, I don't wanna sound sexist |
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- Andy. |
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You'd get her dirty. |
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- See you at my house. |
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Oh, man. |
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I'm not in the mood for this. |
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OK, whoever's behind me |
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What are you? Are you some kind |
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The cause of death was |
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in the words of one bystander, |
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In a related story, the body of the third slasher |
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- There it is. |
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I know. |
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- That's everything. |
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Kiss noise. Bye-bye, Bobby. |
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- Bye. |
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And Lulu just can't get pregnant. |
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- She thinks my name is Bobby? |
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Real quality-timer, huh? |
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Something like that. |
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Hey, it works for me. |
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I mean, if they wanna leave you alone |
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The weather hasn't disappointed us. Constant |
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have made every winter's day a beach day. |
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Oh, please. Show me a real slayer. |
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- Lothos. |
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We can't be stopped. |
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This is our world now. |
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Sleep, my master, my own. Sleep. |
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I have already begun |
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Soon we will be legion. When you rise, |
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Rubies will drip from your lips. |
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Soon. |
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The environment. I tell you, it's totally key. |
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- Sting's doing it. |
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- How about the homelesses? |
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Aren't there any sicknesses |
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- Hi. |
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- Senior dance. We need a theme. |
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One that reflects the students' |
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and involvement in the world around them. |
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Downer. |
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I still say the environment. |
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- Yeah, me too. |
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What are the most immediate threats |
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Litter? |
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- Litter, yeah. |
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- Bugs? |
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- Yeah. I hate bugs. |
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- Cassandra, write it down. |
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What do you think about the ozone layer? |
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Yeah. |
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- Yeah. We gotta get rid of that. |
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- What's your point? |
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Let's meet tonight, OK? Café Blasé? |
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- Cool. We can figure decorations and stuff. |
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I don't know, guys. I really wanna |
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Oh, yeah. I love that one. |
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Buff, I don't see why |
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Because it's the senior dance. |
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So? I mean, like, why do we have |
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I know, you're right. She is. |
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Hi. |
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- What? |
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- Well, it's retro. |
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You can borrow it sometime. |
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OK. Maybe I will. We were talking about |
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You guys, look who's coming. |
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Sick! |
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What does it look like? |
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Two coffees or a hot dog. |
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- Nothing on it and nothing on the side. |
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- I'm Charlotte. I'll be your waitress. |
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- Say something, Buffy. |
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- Just a little. |
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That would explain the slurred speech. |
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Thanks. What's your name? |
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- Buffy. |
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I'm Pike. |
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This is Benny. |
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And I'm Pike. |
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Pike isn't a name. It's a fish. |
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- Don't we know you guys? |
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You're the guys from the movie. |
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We hate you guys. |
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Like we care, I'm sure. |
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Yeah. |
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You guys were very rude, OK? |
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- Well, you just snuck in anyway. |
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Hey, Buffy. You hungry? |
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Oh, man. She wasted my dog. |
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I'll have it runnin' in a week. |
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Shocks and tyres. A new engine, maybe. |
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When you get that car together, |
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Those rich bitches are a plague. |
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You didn't like 'em? Give me that. |
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I mean, they're all the same. |
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Pike, they're not even human. I hate 'em. |
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Yeah, but would you bone 'em? |
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Yes, definitely. Please, God. |
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Especially the blonde. |
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She's not even human. |
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Yes, but her yabos scoff at gravity. |
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Man, you're disgusting. You don't even like |
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I got news. Another shot of this |
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Oh, yeah. Then you'll never call me. |
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- I think I'm gonna ralph. |
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I'm here for you, Ralph. |
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Oh, man. |
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This is not a very safe place |
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OK, Mom. |
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OK. Dribble, shoot, shoot. |
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Take that ball to the hoop, hoop. |
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- Right. Yeah. |
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- Bye. |
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For the senior dance, what if we made |
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You know? And a picture of the earth? |
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How do you not tread on the earth? |
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- Yeah, I never thought of that. Yeah. |
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No, you guys blow. I'm waiting on Cassandra. |
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I kinda loaned her Kimberly's yellow |
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- OK. I won't. See ya. |
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God! You scared me to death. |
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- Where the hell'd you come from? |
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What? |
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I used to do gymnastics. |
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I was looking for you, actually. |
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Why? Am I in trouble or something? |
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You're not in trouble, I am. |
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But I wasn't certain |
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- What are you talking about? |
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- Why? |
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My birthright? |
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I think it'll be easier for you to understand |
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All right? So you come |
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No, no, no, no. |
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My trust fund's in the graveyard? |
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God, what's your damage? |
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Buffy? |
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You're one of those skanky old men that |
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My name is Merrick, |
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Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't |
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Everything depends on you, Buffy. You must |
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- Time to do what? |
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- To stop the vampires. |
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You want me to go to the graveyard with you |
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because I'm the Chosen One |
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Yes. |
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Does Elvis talk to you? |
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Does he tell you to do things? |
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Spots? Yes, of course. |
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That's your proof. Spots. |
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You bear the mark. |
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What? That big old hairy mole? |
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Ew. I had that thing removed. |
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You knowing about my big old mole |
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except for it's way past |
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- Why don't you just stay away from me? |
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- Everybody does. |
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Someone real. |
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An Indian princess? |
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A slave? |
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- I was a slave. |
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I don't know. There was, like, |
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There was this one where |
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A servant girl. A barmaid. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God. I never told anybody about this. |
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I think he's a man. |
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I'm fighting him. |
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Always fighting him. But he's so strong. |
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His name is Lothos. |
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How do you know all this? |
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Because it is your birthright |
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You come with me to the graveyard, |
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I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe |
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hunting for vampires on a school night. |
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Why did you never |
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Right. Tell everybody I'm crazy. Beauty idea. |
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- Cramps? |
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This is it. |
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His body was found |
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Extensive tissue damage. |
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Tearing at the neck and shoulders. |
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- Take these. |
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No, no. You won't have to do anything. |
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I just need you to watch. |
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All right. What do we do now? |
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We wait for Robert Barmen to wake up. |
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Do you have any gum? |
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No. |
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Buffy! |
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Behind you. |
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Pike. |
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Ben? |
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Where you been, man? I tried |
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- I've been hanging. |
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- Let me in. |
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I thought he was gonna hit on me. |
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Come on. Invite me in, Pike. |
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Wait a minute, man. What's wrong with you? |
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- I'm fine. |
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Well, I feel pretty. |
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- You on smoothen? |
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Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry. |
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- Go home, Ben. |
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You're floating. |
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I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry! |
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Now, Buffy, you go to school |
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Don't let anyone know you know |
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Because once the vampires find out who you |
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You understand? |
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All right. |
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Meet me at this address |
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- I have cheer leading practice, OK? |
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They can't come in |
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- That's true. |
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Do you know what time it is? |
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- Around ten? |
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You pay a fortune for something... |
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Wake up, sweetie. You'll be late for school. |
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Are we having a nightmare, Cassandra? |
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He knows you're awake. Your heartbeat |
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Oh, my God. |
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Who are you? |
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- Hi. You're late. |
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- Cool. See you out there. |
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Oh, God! What are you doing here? |
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You were supposed to meet me an hour ago. |
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- I told you that I have practice. |
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Listen, I think there's been |
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I appreciate there are real vampires |
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but obviously somebody read |
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And I don't think I'm up to it. And, just |
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It is true. |
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You have missed years of training. |
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- See? |
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- Frivolous. |
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Quite probably |
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OK. OK, I think we both get the point. |
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Right. Well, I don't think |
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I guess not. |
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Good luck an' all. |
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Oh, yes. |
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There is... one thing. |
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- What? |
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Bravo. |
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- You threw a knife at my head. |
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But... you threw a knife at my head. |
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And you caught it. |
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Don't you get it? |
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I don't wanna spend the rest of my life |
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All I want to do is graduate from high school, |
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It may not sound too exciting to |
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You come and tell me I'm in the hairy-mole |
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Buffy, it was necessary. |
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Last night you knew I was |
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Yes, because I had to make |
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I never hit anybody before. |
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Really? Well, you did it perfectly. |
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I didn't even break a nail. |
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The heart. Remember? |
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So when do I meet this guy Lottos? |
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I don't know. When he comes to you |
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How does he make you feel? |
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He scares me. |
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Well, I think we can safely say that |
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Now, there's nothing to be nervous about. |
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You're not in any kind of trouble. |
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Don't think of me |
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No. Think of me as Gary Murray, party guy. |
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So tell me, it's... |
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It's drugs, isn't it? |
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Believe me, I've had my drug experiences. |
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did a lot... |
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See, I was at a Debbie Brothers concert. |
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And I could see the music flowing in. |
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It was bright red and electric. |
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And I thought "Well, maybe |
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My friend Melissa, |
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And that... Boy, that scared me! And... |
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And then I started to freak out. |
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You said you'd have the part by two o'clock. |
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What nasty bug crawled up your bungs? |
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I'm leavin', man. I'm bailin' town. |
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Where do I find a mechanic |
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- Seen Benny lately? |
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Hey. What, you want me |
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You should think about leaving too, man. |
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Sell this place. There's something going |
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Hey, what do you want me |
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Run. |
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Nice night for a walk. |
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God, it's cold. |
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Dark. |
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§ Feelings |
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§ Feelings |
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§ Boy, I'm feeling really helpless |
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Oh, God. |
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Wait. |
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Hello? |
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Toaster-caked him. |
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It was a trap, get it? I led him in. |
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It was a blind alley. Get it? If there'd been any |
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You must never forget |
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One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten. |
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Does the word "duh" mean anything to you? |
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You felt sick, didn't you? You had cramps. |
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Nice conversationalist. |
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But I'm not due for a couple of weeks, |
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No, of course you're not. It was |
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A reaction to their unnaturalness. |
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And you're going to be able |
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Great. My secret weapon is PMS. |
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It's not a weapon. It's an alert system. |
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Well, aren't we kung fu! I don't see |
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I play my part. |
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You can play with your part all you want, |
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I'm out there risking my life. |
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I'm risking my life |
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I train girls to be slayers. |
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I have done so for a hundred lives |
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I am born each time with the knowledge |
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Chosen One for her battle. |
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I am not a slayer, |
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Even if I think that this time |
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So... |
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What do you do? I mean, you just keep on |
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- Yes. Yes, until... |
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- Then what? |
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Or maybe you'll just get a job. |
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Oh, a job. I would have been |
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That is so dull. I'm going to be a buyer. |
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- Of what? |
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Sounded pretty cool, you know. |
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Buying. Buyer. To buy. I like that. |
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- We should go to work. |
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Quick, before anybody has any fun. |
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Merrick, I'm not gonna croak that easily. |
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And what might that be, pray? |
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My keen fashion sense. |
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Vampires of the world, beware. |
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Merrick, you made a joke. |
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That's good. Are you all right? |
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I know it hurts the first time. |
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It was a good joke. |
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Come on, baby. |
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Come on, come on, come on. |
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This is not my night. |
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Come on, baby. This is for the money. |
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Yes. All right. |
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Get off my car, dude. |
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Come on. |
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Give me a break. |
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You ruined my new jacket. |
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Kill him a lot. |
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Hi. Is that your van? |
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Yeah, why? Is there... |
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Interesting choice. |
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Last-minute decision. |
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Hey. You're that weird guy. |
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- Yeah. |
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Oh, no. You know what they say - |
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- You know this guy? |
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He's rather fond of passing out |
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- You doin' all right? You OK? |
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l, you know, kinda miss my knees, though. |
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You want some water or anything? |
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- The kitchen's in here. |
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So you do this a lot? |
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Not exactly. |
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They were vampires, weren't they? |
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- Yeah. |
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You had a car full of stuff. Were you leaving? |
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Yeah, I was bailin'. |
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Well, he's really a vampire, I guess. |
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And tomorrow I'm on a bus. I'm outta here. |
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- Wow. Are you OK? |
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- You sure? |
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I'm OK. |
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Who are you? I'm sorry, |
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And I mean that in a good way, really. |
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Hey, I can keep talking until |
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- Things are kinda confusing. |
00:42:15 |
Three weeks ago all I could think about was... |
00:42:18 |
I didn't actually think about anything. |
00:42:22 |
You know what it's like |
00:42:25 |
And everything you thought |
00:42:32 |
You find yourself... babbling incoherently |
00:42:43 |
Are you... calling me a man? |
00:42:55 |
Listen, I'm gonna go to bed. |
00:42:58 |
If you want to stay, |
00:43:03 |
No, I'll stay right here. |
00:43:10 |
OK. |
00:43:13 |
I know what it's like. |
00:43:24 |
You fool. You left the others behind |
00:43:29 |
On their first kill? |
00:43:32 |
He took my arm. |
00:43:36 |
It's your own fault, you reckless imbecile. |
00:43:40 |
The city of angels is ours for the taking. |
00:43:44 |
But you... 1200 years old, |
00:43:52 |
I had him in my grasp. |
00:43:55 |
Cheer up. You may still. |
00:43:59 |
And do something about that arm. |
00:44:03 |
Honestly, I don't know how |
00:44:08 |
I'll be in my chamber... |
00:44:12 |
having a little snack. |
00:44:20 |
They found Cassandra's body in the hills. |
00:44:24 |
I know. It had been there for weeks, all icky. |
00:44:27 |
It's awful. |
00:44:29 |
- She still had my jacket. |
00:44:31 |
- You didn't get that back from her? |
00:44:36 |
- I loved that jacket. |
00:44:40 |
I don't know. |
00:44:42 |
Oh, got to get some. |
00:44:51 |
I'm sorry. I don't actually need any right now. |
00:44:55 |
- Hey, what is it with you? |
00:44:58 |
Absolutely. I see now the error of my mistake. |
00:45:01 |
Hey, keep your hand off my thang. |
00:45:05 |
- Did he scare you? |
00:45:08 |
So I noticed. |
00:45:11 |
- Yo, Jeff. |
00:45:15 |
- Let's move out! |
00:45:18 |
I've missed three practices. If I'm not |
00:45:22 |
It's just another distraction. It isn't right. |
00:45:25 |
It isn't my fate? It isn't in |
00:45:29 |
that I'll be cheering at the game tomorrow? |
00:45:33 |
None of the other girls |
00:45:36 |
And where are they now? Hello? |
00:45:41 |
If we all work together, together it'll all work |
00:45:47 |
All right. Score some points. |
00:45:49 |
Hey. You missed practice again today. Sit |
00:45:57 |
Go, team, go. |
00:46:05 |
Ready? OK. |
00:46:07 |
How funky is your chicken? |
00:46:11 |
How loose is your goose? |
00:46:15 |
So come on, all you Hog fans |
00:46:19 |
And shake your caboose |
00:46:30 |
Murph, come on out. You're in. |
00:46:34 |
Thanks. All right. Assert your personhood. |
00:46:38 |
Actualise. Actualise. |
00:46:48 |
More polite. More polite. |
00:46:51 |
Stagger them with your politeness. |
00:46:53 |
I'm open. Grueller? |
00:46:56 |
I'm open! |
00:47:06 |
- We can't have this. Get him out. |
00:47:10 |
- Get him out. |
00:47:16 |
Take it, man. |
00:47:22 |
You go get him out. |
00:47:28 |
Grueller's pretty much |
00:47:37 |
There's a girl on the court. |
00:47:47 |
- Buffy. |
00:47:55 |
Got a gear... |
00:47:56 |
Hey, Eric. Must be half-time. |
00:47:59 |
Hey, babe. You wanna get some |
00:48:03 |
Yeah, I do. |
00:48:06 |
Dyke! You're a dyke! |
00:48:09 |
I'll tell the world! |
00:48:20 |
Grueller! Grueller! |
00:48:23 |
Come on! |
00:48:34 |
Come on. |
00:49:23 |
Someone get an ouchie? |
00:49:25 |
Grueller, it's me. Remember me? Buffy. |
00:49:31 |
You drank all the blueberry schnapps |
00:49:35 |
- You were my friend. |
00:49:46 |
And now you're a coatrack. |
00:49:51 |
Geek. |
00:49:53 |
Here we go. |
00:50:05 |
Look. There. |
00:50:14 |
- Hi. |
00:50:17 |
What am I doing here? I'm saving your butt. |
00:50:20 |
Well, there was sort of an exchange of butts. |
00:50:25 |
Pike, you shouldn't have come back. |
00:50:29 |
What am I gonna do? Run? |
00:50:32 |
These guys are everywhere, and I wanna |
00:50:37 |
I'd better find Merrick. |
00:50:49 |
I didn't expect to see you so soon. |
00:50:55 |
I know that guy. |
00:50:59 |
Has our time finally come? |
00:51:02 |
Have you ripened so fast? |
00:51:04 |
Come closer. |
00:51:07 |
Look at me. |
00:51:11 |
Does anybody here have |
00:51:19 |
Come into my eyes. |
00:51:21 |
Yes. |
00:51:25 |
Hello? This is not a caring nurturer. He's |
00:51:31 |
Will you be wagging |
00:51:35 |
Are you addressing I? |
00:51:38 |
Who's ready to stop me? |
00:51:41 |
It's not you, Merrick. |
00:51:43 |
You finally brought me someone real. |
00:51:49 |
Well, actually, she's quite a pain in the ass. |
00:51:52 |
- What a pity. |
00:51:55 |
Come on, Lefty. Remember what happened |
00:52:00 |
- I remember. |
00:52:07 |
She's not ready for you, Lothos. |
00:52:09 |
That's too bad. I had such high hopes. |
00:52:14 |
Close your eyes. |
00:52:18 |
No! Not this one. |
00:52:22 |
Lothos. |
00:52:30 |
Ashes to ashes. |
00:52:37 |
Oh, look. |
00:52:40 |
Look... what I've done. |
00:52:46 |
Dust to dust. |
00:52:49 |
- We're leaving. |
00:52:51 |
She's not ready. |
00:52:56 |
God. |
00:52:59 |
- Stay still. |
00:53:03 |
I'll get you some help. |
00:53:09 |
You... |
00:53:11 |
You do everything wrong. |
00:53:18 |
Sorry. I take it back. |
00:53:21 |
No. |
00:53:23 |
Do it wrong. |
00:53:26 |
Don't play our game. |
00:53:30 |
Lothos is a... is a show. |
00:53:36 |
Remember about the music. |
00:53:39 |
Listen. |
00:53:42 |
When the music stops, the rest is... |
00:53:52 |
Merrick? Merrick? |
00:54:41 |
It really was mondo bizarro. |
00:54:44 |
When she ran out onto the court, wasn't it |
00:54:49 |
No. Way mental. |
00:54:54 |
- Oh, hi, Buffy. |
00:54:57 |
You were supposed to be here at three. |
00:55:00 |
- Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I forgot. |
00:55:04 |
You're acting like a thing from |
00:55:07 |
Listen, a lot's been going on, guys, OK? |
00:55:10 |
And I really wanted |
00:55:15 |
See, a couple of weeks ago, I met this guy... |
00:55:20 |
Oh, my God. You're having an affair? |
00:55:22 |
- Cool. |
00:55:26 |
It's not about that. He's, like, old. He's 50. |
00:55:33 |
- Sick. |
00:55:34 |
Haven't you guys noticed what's been |
00:55:40 |
Haven't you noticed people disappearing? |
00:55:44 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:55:46 |
You mean, like, hanging out |
00:55:49 |
Pike. |
00:55:53 |
- You're having an affair with him? |
00:55:57 |
Guys, I think reality stepped |
00:56:01 |
- Thank you very much. |
00:56:04 |
You're out of it. Jennifer says you've |
00:56:08 |
Excuse me for having |
00:56:11 |
And this isn't important? |
00:56:15 |
Right. It's a dance. |
00:56:17 |
It's a stupid dance with a bunch |
00:56:22 |
Like, now we're, like, stupid? |
00:56:24 |
You know, Buffy, |
00:56:27 |
It happens to be |
00:56:31 |
- Except for the semiformal. |
00:56:33 |
- And the totally formal. |
00:56:36 |
- Oh, yeah. And the senior prom. |
00:56:38 |
Buffy, if you wanna play house |
00:56:42 |
But, personally, I think you should |
00:56:46 |
- What language are you speaking? |
00:56:54 |
Well, I guess you got what you came for. |
00:56:59 |
- Nic... |
00:57:04 |
Jen? |
00:57:18 |
Buff! Hey, Buff. What you been doing? |
00:57:23 |
I'm going shopping. |
00:57:26 |
Cool. I need Allen wrenches. |
00:57:28 |
- Dress. |
00:57:30 |
- Dance. |
00:57:32 |
I'm going to the senior dance. |
00:57:35 |
The second word sounds like "dance". |
00:57:37 |
- I'm going to the dance. |
00:57:42 |
In order to dance, drink punch, |
00:57:45 |
No. The world is under attack by legions |
00:57:51 |
It's a senior dance. It's important. |
00:57:54 |
No, I wouldn't. |
00:57:57 |
I don't wanna kill anybody, OK? |
00:58:02 |
- What about Merrick? Is that what he'd want? |
00:58:06 |
Cheap shot. |
00:58:08 |
He's dead because of me. Because |
00:58:13 |
I'm in way over my head. |
00:58:15 |
Look, life's a bitch. I'll give you that. |
00:58:19 |
You are the chosen guy. |
00:58:22 |
Right. I'm the Chosen One. |
00:58:27 |
- Yeah, I should have known. |
00:58:31 |
Benny was right. You're all the same. |
00:58:50 |
Buffy? |
00:59:01 |
- Buffy. |
00:59:05 |
We will be attending a dance. |
00:59:07 |
Dance? Master, what are we waiting for? |
00:59:11 |
The Slayer is unmasked. Let's finish it. |
00:59:14 |
- We'll wait until Saturday. |
00:59:17 |
Because I want to dance. |
00:59:22 |
I am yours to command. |
01:00:34 |
Nice outfit. |
01:00:37 |
This one doesn't have a mirror at home? |
01:00:54 |
- Have you seen Jeffrey? |
01:00:59 |
- No. |
01:01:08 |
- Hi, guys. |
01:01:11 |
Have you seen Jeffrey? Cos the limo didn't |
01:01:20 |
What? |
01:01:24 |
- Jeffrey, there you are. |
01:01:28 |
I thought we were gonna come here together. |
01:01:31 |
I'm here with Jenny. |
01:01:36 |
- I don't get it. |
01:01:40 |
It's not working out at all. |
01:01:42 |
I gotta move on. I got needs too. |
01:01:46 |
- I told you about all this. |
01:01:50 |
- Didn't you get my message? |
01:01:53 |
You weren't home. Like always. |
01:01:56 |
- You broke up with my machine? |
01:02:00 |
Jenny! We're leaving! |
01:03:16 |
God. Pike. |
01:03:18 |
I crashed your party. |
01:03:20 |
- How shallow of you. |
01:03:26 |
I'm glad you came. |
01:03:28 |
You seemed to be having a swell time, |
01:03:38 |
Would I get my ass kicked |
01:03:44 |
Maybe. |
01:04:03 |
You know, Buffy, you're not like other girls. |
01:04:12 |
Yes, I am. |
01:04:52 |
I can't believe it. |
01:05:04 |
Is somebody kidding? |
01:05:13 |
Oh, man. There were |
01:05:20 |
Oh, my God! |
01:05:22 |
OK. Nobody go near the door. |
01:05:26 |
Party time! |
01:05:30 |
Don't worry. They can't come in |
01:05:34 |
I already invited 'em. |
01:05:38 |
They're seniors. |
01:05:40 |
Buffy! |
01:05:42 |
You wanna dance? |
01:05:44 |
We want her. We want Buffy. Send her out. |
01:05:48 |
Or we'll come in. |
01:05:50 |
Hey. I have detention slips here |
01:05:57 |
We got a problem. |
01:06:00 |
I got a bag full of solutions. |
01:06:04 |
- You're staying here. |
01:06:06 |
If they come in here, |
01:06:09 |
Yeah, you say it like it's a bad thing. |
01:06:11 |
It's a good thing one of us was prepared. |
01:06:15 |
- I'm not gonna let you out there by yourself. |
01:06:21 |
Buffy! |
01:06:23 |
Hey, Buff. |
01:06:58 |
It's OK. I think they're going after her. |
01:07:07 |
- Jeffrey. |
01:07:10 |
Run, Buffy. Run. |
01:07:21 |
Look out, dude. |
01:07:35 |
Hi. How's it going? |
01:07:40 |
I'm fine. But you're obviously |
01:07:44 |
Funny. |
01:08:08 |
Or she could go for what's behind |
01:08:33 |
This party sucks, man. |
01:08:39 |
Come on, come on. Fight like a man. |
01:08:49 |
Isn't it great, Pike? Isn't it great? |
01:08:55 |
Honestly, I leave you alone for five minutes |
01:08:59 |
It doesn't have to be that way. |
01:09:02 |
Give me a break, Benny. |
01:09:05 |
Why do you like these people? They're sheep. |
01:09:10 |
Oh, forget them. Live for ever. |
01:09:17 |
I'll get you, Buffy. And your little dog, too. |
01:09:23 |
You don't really think |
01:09:26 |
Admit it, Buffy. Aren't there times |
01:09:35 |
You're pathetic. |
01:09:38 |
You're not even fit to die for him. |
01:09:41 |
We're immortal, Buffy. |
01:09:44 |
We can do anything. |
01:09:46 |
Oh, yeah? Clap. |
01:10:14 |
You're gonna wish you'd died. |
01:10:47 |
You know this is our night. |
01:10:50 |
I do. |
01:10:53 |
- It was good, wasn't it? |
01:10:56 |
Killing him. So intimate. |
01:11:00 |
Your first real kill, and my last gift to him. |
01:11:06 |
- Where is she? |
01:11:09 |
The Master wants her. |
01:11:16 |
- Things change, Ben. |
01:11:26 |
It's time to put away childish things. |
01:11:43 |
Silence. |
01:11:50 |
Look at me. |
01:11:52 |
The rest is silence. That's it. |
01:11:55 |
- What? |
01:12:02 |
The music stopped. |
01:12:06 |
Look at me. |
01:12:10 |
- It's too late. |
01:12:15 |
One what? Cute couple? I don't think so. |
01:12:21 |
You and I... Look at me. |
01:12:24 |
You and I are joined. |
01:12:26 |
We're joined? Please! |
01:12:30 |
You stupid little bitch! |
01:12:32 |
How are you gonna stop me? |
01:12:35 |
I am life beyond death. |
01:12:38 |
And you are just like the other girls. |
01:12:43 |
Maybe I'll surprise you. |
01:12:45 |
This is your defence? Please! |
01:12:49 |
- Your puny faith? |
01:12:52 |
My keen fashion sense. |
01:13:02 |
Detention. |
01:13:04 |
Detention, detention, detention. |
01:13:10 |
Detention, detention. I think that's all of'em. |
01:13:15 |
Hey, look. It's Buffy. |
01:13:18 |
Buffy? No, no! Don't let her in. |
01:13:31 |
Buffy. I didn't think I was gonna |
01:13:37 |
Get out of my way. Find my friend Pike. |
01:13:48 |
I'll have you beg. |
01:13:50 |
Split open like rotted fruit, all of you. |
01:13:55 |
That is definitely not a student. |
01:14:00 |
You are my destiny. |
01:14:05 |
I could never hurt you. |
01:14:16 |
I'm gonna send you screaming |
01:14:35 |
I haven't finished with you, bitch. |
01:14:54 |
I got him! |
01:15:04 |
Well, I had him. |
01:15:10 |
No, no, no, no. |
01:15:22 |
Now I'm really pissed off. |
01:15:26 |
Good! |
01:15:30 |
Oops. |
01:15:46 |
Pike? |
01:15:56 |
Pike. |
01:16:00 |
I used to be. |
01:16:04 |
Sorry. |
01:16:07 |
You OK? |
01:16:09 |
Yeah, I'm all right. Are you OK? |
01:16:12 |
I can't move my legs. |
01:16:15 |
- Why? |
01:16:21 |
OK, come on. I'll help you up. |
01:16:34 |
Did I do all of that? |
01:16:37 |
No. |
01:16:39 |
Did you do all of that? |
01:16:41 |
Yeah. Yeah, I did. |
01:16:55 |
I saved you a dance. |
01:17:00 |
You gonna ask me? |
01:17:09 |
- I suppose you wanna lead? |
01:17:15 |
Me neither. |
01:17:18 |
This is a good thing. |
01:18:30 |
...and laid siege, if you will, |
01:18:33 |
They hadfangs, they were biting people. |
01:18:36 |
They had this look in their eyes. |
01:18:41 |
I think they were Young Republicans. |
01:18:43 |
It was like a nightmare in there. |
01:18:48 |
I've been there, you know. |
01:18:51 |
Yeah. I saw a lot of action in Nam. |
01:18:55 |
Well, I saw "Platoon". |
01:18:58 |
I'm very happy to accept this honour, |
01:19:02 |
and I will try very hard to fulfiil |
01:19:07 |
I do think the students learned |
01:19:12 |
Except the dead ones, |
01:19:16 |
But they really didn't have time |
01:19:22 |
Are we live? |
01:19:25 |
Well, I felt something was wrong, |
01:19:29 |
I mean, I heard stuff. |
01:19:33 |
I can't believe I let you do that to me. |
01:19:40 |
Details are still sketchy |
01:19:45 |
Gang members? Cultists? |
01:19:49 |
This is Liz Smith in Los Angeles. |