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00:02:13 I don't know what's
00:02:15 You guys were supposed
00:02:18 I don't know why he
00:02:19 I don't know.
00:02:27 Why don't you guys take a suck
00:02:32 Son of a bitch!
00:02:37 I don't know what the hell
00:02:46 Hot.
00:02:48 Blown engine, right?
00:02:50 The engine's blown to hell.
00:02:52 Want me to call you a tow truck?
00:02:54 We got help coming.
00:02:55 Really.
00:02:57 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto.
00:02:59 Finest automobiles
00:03:02 Great. Just what I need.
00:03:06 You know, you're in
00:03:08 People rely upon you
00:03:09 they have of their loved ones,
00:03:11 Oh, please, I'm trying to bury
00:03:15 I'm talking a deal.
00:03:19 Dealer invoice?
00:03:22 Come on by tomorrow.
00:03:23 We're having
00:03:25 of all our luxury vehicles.
00:03:26 I'll customize
00:03:27 I will personally walk you
00:03:30 We'll have your business
00:03:32 back from the dead,
00:03:34 - Excuse me.
00:03:35 If I might interrupt...
00:03:36 What are you doing
00:03:39 We've arranged
00:03:49 I did not spend $10,000...
00:03:51 to have my Ralph can'ted around
00:03:54 I'll put you out of business.
00:03:56 Or better still,
00:03:58 I'll bury you for this!
00:04:00 - Madam.
00:04:01 My deepest condolences.
00:04:03 May I suggest that we
00:04:07 as quickly as possible
00:04:09 Because, as you can see,
00:04:12 and there is
00:04:13 so I think we should
00:04:15 as quickly as possible.
00:04:19 I'll gladly lend a hand.
00:04:20 Please, gentlemen.
00:04:29 Oh, be careful.
00:04:31 This guy needs to go on a diet.
00:04:33 Please, that's the widow, man.
00:04:35 What did she feed the guy?
00:04:36 Life's crazy, isn't it?
00:04:38 Here I am, driving along,
00:04:40 when opportunity knocks.
00:04:42 Be careful.
00:04:47 All right, get the flowers.
00:04:49 Jesus.
00:04:52 He's in there.
00:04:55 This must be
00:04:59 10 grand for a funeral.
00:05:02 He'll be all right.
00:05:05 This is a nice box.
00:05:07 He must have carried
00:05:09 Thanks a lot. This isn't
00:05:12 I do for you, maybe one day
00:05:14 Maybe.
00:05:17 She could use some cheering up
00:05:19 and people get a lot
00:05:21 She'll want to
00:05:23 Can I?
00:05:25 You can't do this.
00:05:27 You can't sell a widow a car
00:05:30 People will think that's
00:05:33 But most people
00:05:36 are the scum
00:05:43 May I help you
00:05:46 Thank you.
00:05:51 Your husband must
00:05:55 He was a fine man.
00:05:58 A man who took care of you
00:06:00 Never denied you anything.
00:06:02 Nothing.
00:06:04 He was a good provider.
00:06:07 Now that he's gone,
00:06:10 to deny yourself in his absence.
00:06:21 - What is this?
00:06:24 You're not trying
00:06:27 At my husband's funeral?
00:06:31 Are you?
00:06:35 You sleaze.
00:06:43 Not every sale works out,
00:06:47 because you know why?
00:06:50 and when they do,
00:06:53 because I'm making
00:06:55 It's like I'm making
00:06:56 what I like to call
00:06:59 I love to sell.
00:07:04 At that moment,
00:07:07 I cannot get any closer
00:07:10 without protection.
00:07:13 A little to the right.
00:07:16 Good.
00:07:22 ...you could drive
00:07:24 Honey.
00:07:25 I'm Big Jack Turgeon...
00:07:28 That was quick!
00:07:29 No, honey.
00:07:31 My commercial?
00:07:32 Yeah, babe, look.
00:07:37 There's Dave.
00:07:40 He's talking, right?
00:07:41 No. He speaks perfect English.
00:07:43 - Who's she?
00:07:46 I'm Joey, and I'll put you...
00:07:50 We're closing our doors
00:07:54 We have got to sell...
00:07:56 It looks very professional.
00:07:58 One day, Sunday!
00:08:15 Frankie.
00:08:16 Joe, come here.
00:08:19 What do you think
00:08:22 That's really tasteful.
00:08:25 Maybe some worms
00:08:28 That would really
00:08:29 Really?
00:08:31 Good golly, Miss Molly.
00:08:33 You've had the rest,
00:08:36 Joey, I'm with a customer.
00:08:38 You do remember what
00:08:43 Jackie, I know I'm late...
00:08:45 but I've been taking
00:08:46 I know the kind of business
00:08:49 I hustled a new hearse
00:08:51 Come on, Joey,
00:08:53 This is Jackie
00:08:54 I'm not bullshitting.
00:08:59 The guy from downtown
00:09:05 Tell him I'll call him later.
00:09:10 God, she just drives me crazy.
00:09:13 Jackie, be a little
00:09:15 She's a married woman.
00:09:18 Come on. God forgive me.
00:09:22 Hey, who can?
00:09:25 We've got to talk about
00:09:28 Jackie, I'm ready.
00:09:29 Remember those two guys...
00:09:33 Anyway, Dad had
00:09:35 come by to check our operation.
00:09:36 They recommended
00:09:39 when we move
00:09:41 How many you going to lose?
00:09:43 Molly's gonna stay
00:09:45 Dad's got a big heart,
00:09:50 What are you talking about?
00:09:52 We're the guys.
00:09:54 Come on, Joey. Read the sign.
00:09:58 He made you. He taught you how
00:10:01 You'd still be rich if you
00:10:04 I'm having a few problems,
00:10:08 But I'm working them out.
00:10:11 Well, get back by tomorrow
00:10:13 close a dozen units to make
00:10:15 Otherwise, you're gone.
00:10:17 What are you talking about,
00:10:19 Yeah, today and tomorrow.
00:10:20 Today's dead. No one's
00:10:22 if they know they can
00:10:24 Well, I know. Get on
00:10:25 Well, I know. Get on
00:10:26 Call all your old clients,
00:10:28 Do whatever you've got to do
00:10:31 You've got to sell,
00:10:34 It would be terrible
00:10:39 It'd be a total
00:10:43 Wake up over there.
00:10:46 Do a good job for once.
00:10:48 I don't care
00:10:49 Chopsticks. I'm buying.
00:10:51 I'm not talking
00:10:52 Humor him. We'll make it
00:10:55 Anything can happen.
00:10:58 If things don't
00:10:59 I can sell Lincolns
00:11:01 That's a good idea.
00:11:03 Brought that color
00:11:05 You stop talking now.
00:11:09 Helen.
00:11:10 Shu mai pork.
00:11:12 Give me some of those shrimp.
00:11:14 Back off. That's not for you.
00:11:17 This one's for you.
00:11:20 Two. Ain't gonna
00:11:22 Three! You big man.
00:11:24 What, are you
00:11:25 I mean, you'd sell
00:11:27 You shut up.
00:11:31 You have any cat today?
00:11:33 No more. Finish,
00:11:36 This monkey brain.
00:11:38 Helen, that's not
00:11:40 Look at that. That's
00:11:41 Stop playing with it.
00:11:43 This... the bear's balls.
00:11:53 You shut up. Eat.
00:12:03 Honey. Do it again.
00:12:09 And then he got a car.
00:12:13 You boys talking dirty again?
00:12:17 Mrs. Turgeon wants
00:12:19 Wife calls, crack the balls.
00:12:21 Hey, that's my mother, Benny.
00:12:24 You guys want me
00:12:26 just remember,
00:12:28 every damn car
00:12:31 because if I'm not making,
00:12:34 So let's hear
00:12:37 Nobody gets out alive!
00:12:40 How the hell am I gonna sell
00:12:42 Twelve cars in one day?
00:12:45 I don't know.
00:12:48 Maybe I'm the guy to do it.
00:12:52 Instead of selling,
00:12:54 I'm a sick man.
00:12:56 God, why? 'Cause I can't
00:13:00 I love 'em.
00:13:02 If they're happy,
00:13:05 It's not fair that my life
00:13:08 I mean, I've gotta know.
00:13:11 until I know I'll
00:13:13 I mean, am I wrong?
00:13:15 - You're wrong.
00:13:17 - Lovely.
00:13:18 One of my favorites.
00:13:20 French art glass,
00:13:24 Would you like me to price it?
00:13:25 Would you, please?
00:13:29 What's it going to be?
00:13:31 Look what you're buying here.
00:13:33 I'll never be able to do
00:13:35 - I don't have his money.
00:13:38 Listen, I've got
00:13:40 My mother, a daughter
00:13:42 You know, you insult me.
00:13:44 I'm not talking about
00:13:48 I'm talking emotional support!
00:13:49 Emotional.
00:13:55 3,000 bucks.
00:13:58 - You like this?
00:14:02 - Do you want it?
00:14:05 3,000 bucks, huh?
00:14:07 So you're saying
00:14:09 and you got
00:14:12 You mind showing us the invoice?
00:14:14 I see a lot of
00:14:16 with what we like
00:14:17 You don't make money if you
00:14:21 May I have a moment with you?
00:14:25 You're a salesman first and
00:14:28 I've got to sell some cars.
00:14:30 Honey, it's just
00:14:33 Why is it necessary for you
00:14:38 What are you pissed about?
00:14:40 It's not that.
00:14:43 I thought you quit smoking.
00:14:46 Why do you hate
00:14:48 You want to throw
00:14:49 I don't hate Harry!
00:14:51 Can I help it if he loves
00:14:54 Come on!
00:14:57 I don't make that kind of money.
00:14:59 I know you don't. I'm not
00:15:03 I'm just saying...
00:15:06 I will not share you
00:15:09 and that includes Tina.
00:15:12 It's green!
00:15:13 What are you
00:15:15 We're divorced.
00:15:16 - You still sleep with her.
00:15:19 I see her. I have
00:15:22 I have to see her
00:15:23 If I don't see her,
00:15:25 and I don't get to see
00:15:29 Joy, I hear what you're saying.
00:15:33 Honey. So let's call Harry and
00:15:37 There's a pay phone...
00:15:38 Jesus Christ.
00:15:40 I'm gonna lose my goddamn job...
00:15:42 if I don't... what's
00:15:44 Honey, honey!
00:15:47 I didn't mean to.
00:15:49 You didn't bond with him.
00:15:51 I'll bond with him very soon.
00:15:53 - Hey, sweetie.
00:15:54 - Baby.
00:16:02 Joey, what are you doing?
00:16:03 It's OK, Mario.
00:16:06 Key. Sorry about that.
00:16:09 Put the cigarette out.
00:16:11 Yeah. These things
00:16:19 Oh, God, am I late. I hope
00:16:22 Some people late to see Tony...
00:16:24 end up late
00:16:26 Wait, Carmine will bail me out.
00:16:29 Good old Carmine...
00:16:34 Come in, Joey.
00:16:36 - Where's Carmine?
00:16:39 Wait here.
00:16:43 I'll take those.
00:16:45 - There you go, Joey.
00:16:49 All right. Let's get
00:16:50 What's on your mind?
00:16:52 I was wondering if you
00:16:53 are looking for a new car...
00:16:55 because we're having
00:16:58 You're having a sale?
00:17:00 Is that what you
00:17:03 I'll tell you what,
00:17:05 That'd be nice.
00:17:07 You didn't come here
00:17:08 Joey, please, no more money.
00:17:11 Hey, Tony, I'm not asking.
00:17:12 20 Gs, Joey.
00:17:15 but I am not
00:17:18 Tony, you've been great to me.
00:17:20 Thank you. Really.
00:17:21 You know, other guys out 20 Gs...
00:17:26 Listen to me
00:17:29 Don't make me wait too long.
00:17:32 I won't, no.
00:17:34 Don't make me wait too long.
00:17:44 Drink up.
00:17:50 Take it from me, Joey.
00:17:53 they are not won'th
00:17:55 Thanks for spreading the word
00:17:58 Not a problem.
00:17:59 Thanks for getting
00:18:01 Frankie, that lazy shit.
00:18:03 that fucking tattoo
00:18:05 Thinks he's gonna be
00:18:07 Sometimes I think
00:18:09 Hey, I'll see you.
00:18:12 - We go back, Ton.
00:18:28 OK, Joey, here are the rules.
00:18:32 and definitely no fighting
00:18:36 Remember the alimony?
00:18:39 Hey, my paint job's
00:18:42 I get in there, I get her
00:18:47 like I used to...
00:18:48 then I take care
00:18:51 Wait a minute.
00:18:54 Why not?
00:18:56 Who wouldn't be
00:19:08 Stayir
00:19:09 Stayir alive
00:19:11 Stayir alive
00:19:12 Ah, ah, ah, ah...
00:19:15 Staying alive
00:19:18 Alive
00:19:26 You're looking good, Tina.
00:19:29 You don't do that, Joey, coming
00:19:35 without even ringing
00:19:37 You don't live here, you know.
00:19:38 I just paid for it.
00:19:40 That doesn't
00:19:42 to come in here,
00:19:45 I don't do that.
00:19:47 Get off it.
00:19:49 We were married for 11 years.
00:19:55 Excuse me.
00:19:57 It's food.
00:19:59 These are chemicals.
00:20:02 - not plant fertilizer.
00:20:04 Anyway, I cook for her,
00:20:07 Where the hell is she?
00:20:09 She's 15, that's where she is.
00:20:10 She thinks she's
00:20:12 thinks she doesn't have
00:20:14 What, she's ditching?
00:20:17 It's her new friends.
00:20:19 What kind of friends she got?
00:20:23 Yeah, some of them.
00:20:26 What, she into drugs,
00:20:28 - She needs a father!
00:20:31 It wouldn't hurt if you
00:20:33 for Lisa's college,
00:20:36 Tina, I've always
00:20:38 But I'm living in 2 rooms
00:20:41 I'm living like a
00:20:42 like my old man.
00:20:44 Because you spend
00:20:46 instead of your
00:20:47 My lady friends are not whores!
00:20:49 - So marry one.
00:20:52 'Cause God forbid you might
00:20:54 I got a real job!
00:20:58 Come on, Tina. Whipping up
00:21:00 for your friends' parties
00:21:02 It was when I cooked for you.
00:21:04 You know what the real
00:21:05 I didn't see you
00:21:07 I'm lucky I didn't blow my ass
00:21:12 Do you feel better?
00:21:18 It's true.
00:21:23 $500 a month for
00:21:25 Now do you feel better?
00:21:28 - Terrific, if you do it.
00:21:30 Why'd you come all the way here?
00:21:36 I was just driving by.
00:21:42 See you.
00:21:51 Where the hell are you
00:21:54 Joey, did you forget
00:21:56 Come on, boy.
00:22:03 Tina, I forgot.
00:22:06 and tell him we're
00:22:08 So that's why you came over.
00:22:10 I'll cut him
00:22:12 straight to the floor.
00:22:15 even your tight-ass brother
00:22:17 Why are you selling me?
00:22:20 Come on, do me a favor.
00:22:29 I'll talk to him.
00:22:31 Thanks, Tina.
00:22:35 Well, you didn't
00:22:37 I asked you to
00:22:45 Divorce.
00:22:48 There's one woman
00:22:50 who doesn't ask me for a thing.
00:22:51 She lives for me.
00:22:53 Every time I see her,
00:22:56 She really knows
00:23:03 You know why, Joey?
00:23:06 That's the most important thing.
00:23:08 Ma, basta on the fagioli, OK?
00:23:13 It'll be here
00:23:21 Joey, why are you so unappy?
00:23:25 I'm not unappy.
00:23:27 Come on. That's bullshit,
00:23:29 Don't bullshit your ma.
00:23:31 Bullshit the girls,
00:23:34 OK, look. I'm eating, OK?
00:23:39 I'm not jerking you around.
00:23:40 Have you talked to
00:23:47 Tina calls, you know?
00:23:50 - I'll talk to her.
00:23:53 Lisa needs a regular family.
00:23:55 You know, like
00:23:58 Come on, Ma.
00:24:01 Now you want us back together?
00:24:03 So I ain't perfect.
00:24:05 - Who is, Ma?
00:24:09 You are my perfect little boy.
00:24:18 Joey's central.
00:24:20 How you doing?
00:24:22 Great, Jackie.
00:24:24 I've got four potential sales
00:24:26 Listen, you seeing
00:24:29 I guess I've earned
00:24:31 Sure you did.
00:24:33 So that means you won't be
00:24:36 Come on, it's Saturday night.
00:24:39 What's Donna going
00:24:41 You're pushing
00:24:43 I know what I'm doing, babe.
00:24:45 - So is that OK?
00:24:48 Mi casa es su casa, amigo.
00:24:50 Gracias, and keep
00:24:54 We need you at Turgeon.
00:24:55 Don't you worry. The only thing
00:24:59 - Joey, don't.
00:25:01 - You'll mess me up.
00:25:03 Let's go.
00:25:05 How's your day?
00:25:06 It's been a drag
00:25:08 Come here.
00:25:10 You want to know
00:25:12 A drag is standing on
00:25:15 That's it.
00:25:16 Spraying goofy-smelling
00:25:18 Trying to make these old ladies
00:25:22 trying to make 'em look like
00:25:25 when they look like they got
00:25:27 Joey, I cannot find my pumps!
00:25:29 Honey.
00:25:30 Where are my pumps, Joey?
00:25:32 Strawberry slides into home!
00:25:39 Do me something good.
00:25:43 We're playing
00:25:45 We're going to do your do.
00:25:47 - What?
00:25:48 There's gonna be celebs
00:25:50 There's gonna be
00:25:52 So you gotta look special.
00:25:55 I got you some clothes.
00:25:56 I got you some clothes.
00:26:00 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto.
00:26:01 The Allante should be
00:26:04 It's computerized,
00:26:06 Better than that Rabbit
00:26:07 140 miles per hour. Sure.
00:26:09 You gotta be doir this
00:26:11 Sorry.
00:26:13 Tomorrow we're having a sale.
00:26:15 Tomorrow?
00:26:16 We've got to get in. There are
00:26:19 They're always lookir
00:26:21 I'll try, Lila.
00:26:23 Ricky, look in your book.
00:26:26 Lila. L-i-I-a.
00:26:29 Under "L."
00:26:31 Shoot here. Shoot this, huh?
00:26:35 I'm an up-and-coming designer.
00:26:38 - Come on.
00:26:40 Even a blind man
00:26:42 She's a nobody.
00:26:44 I take stars.
00:26:47 This person is nowhere.
00:26:50 I'm not wasting the film.
00:26:52 Screw this joker.
00:26:56 You didn't have
00:26:57 Have a nice life.
00:26:58 You know what you are?
00:27:00 It takes two of you
00:27:01 Hey, does this get us in?
00:27:04 - You know him?
00:27:05 All right. Gorge!
00:27:07 You wanna come in or what?
00:27:10 Gorge, where are you going?
00:27:11 I'm not going in there, Joey!
00:27:13 - Will you wait up, Lisa?
00:27:15 I don't know, Liza. Come on,
00:27:18 - You doing a Lisa?
00:27:20 I know the difference
00:27:22 - You said Lisa!
00:27:24 I don't know a Lisa.
00:27:26 The only lisa I know
00:27:28 Gorge, come on. You're
00:27:36 Come on, Gorge.
00:27:38 Your time's going to come.
00:27:43 I don't want to be just
00:27:47 Bimbo? You know what a bimbo is?
00:27:49 It's a little elephant
00:27:51 Hey, come on. Listen,
00:27:55 the hottest thing in
00:27:57 You really think so?
00:28:00 Really?
00:28:01 Am I a loser?
00:28:03 Gorge, think I'm gonna
00:28:07 You know what a loser
00:28:09 Loser looks like this.
00:28:12 I'd like to see
00:28:15 Please show me the Allante.
00:28:19 I love you, Joey.
00:28:38 Benny.
00:28:47 Legend, lover, salesman, right?
00:28:52 You got it.
00:28:56 What I got to do
00:28:58 Money.
00:29:01 - After you.
00:29:03 He speaks French.
00:29:09 You and me, Moll. It's time
00:29:11 I'm free tonight.
00:29:13 I'd like that, but I'd
00:29:16 My worm doesn't have a hook.
00:29:18 You know what your problem is?
00:29:21 And you're a chauvinist,
00:29:23 and you have no
00:29:25 I guess dinner and a blowjob
00:29:27 - I guess.
00:29:33 Telephone call
00:29:35 - Big day, Joey.
00:29:36 It was right there.
00:29:42 - Oh, God. It's Tina.
00:29:44 Lisa stayed out all night.
00:29:48 - She didn't? All night?
00:29:51 - You called the police?
00:29:53 She called? What did she say?
00:29:56 She said she's with friends.
00:30:00 She's with that prick Louie!
00:30:01 - Joey, come home.
00:30:04 If I come home, I blow my job.
00:30:07 - But look, Joey...
00:30:09 If she comes home, call me.
00:30:10 - Joey, I need you...
00:30:14 That little motherfucker's dead!
00:30:16 How do you do, sir?
00:30:19 This survey is bullshit.
00:30:21 Who are these experts?
00:30:23 They ever sell cars?
00:30:24 Come on, Benny,
00:30:26 We've got to do
00:30:27 Lie. Cheat. Steal.
00:30:34 Cool it. That's
00:30:38 Excuse me.
00:30:39 Donna, come here!
00:30:42 It's her husband.
00:30:44 Over there doing
00:30:47 on the Mercedes.
00:30:49 Donna! I want to talk to you!
00:30:53 Larry, what the hell
00:30:56 So I'm thinking, it's Sunday.
00:30:59 What you got to
00:31:01 I told you.
00:31:03 You already worked
00:31:05 How many cars you sell
00:31:10 Something's going on.
00:31:13 Nothing's going on.
00:31:16 I ain't gonna be
00:31:17 Go home, Larry!
00:31:20 Don't tell me what to do!
00:31:21 I'm going home.
00:31:24 I ain't gonna be your fool.
00:31:39 Jackie, all clear.
00:31:45 Go on, sell some cars, will you?
00:31:47 That was a little close.
00:31:49 Take no prisoners.
00:31:54 No more, no more,
00:31:56 Hit the road, Little Jack
00:31:58 And don't you come back no more
00:32:01 What you say?
00:32:02 I know about you people.
00:32:04 Every time you
00:32:05 you're gonna cost me money.
00:32:07 I'll do the talking, OK?
00:32:08 What I want, and what
00:32:11 You think you can
00:32:12 Definitely. Hop in.
00:32:19 Perfect fit, huh?
00:32:20 How is that, dear?
00:32:22 Feels good.
00:32:24 It looks great, honey.
00:32:26 Really packed in here.
00:32:28 I don't know.
00:32:30 What don't you know?
00:32:33 I just don't know.
00:32:35 This is a Bends, right?
00:32:38 - Benz.
00:32:40 Not Benson.
00:32:43 How long have you
00:32:45 Just a little while. 15 ye...
00:32:46 - You've got a lot to learn.
00:32:48 Let me guess.
00:32:50 You're thinking you can't
00:32:52 Well, $45,000.
00:32:54 What?
00:32:55 Didrt mean to frighten you.
00:32:58 You want me to get some oxygen?
00:33:00 Sticker shock? I know
00:33:02 I just don't know.
00:33:04 I don't know.
00:33:10 You're a hell of
00:33:13 Are you ready to
00:33:16 I don't know.
00:33:17 We're doing pretty good.
00:33:21 but we can do better,
00:33:24 off the buy-back
00:33:25 Good. Jackie,
00:33:27 - Two. Just two.
00:33:31 Benny, day's not over.
00:33:34 It don't matter if I'm gonna
00:33:36 You're not selling
00:33:38 Hold on.
00:33:42 Joey? Is he there?
00:33:43 - He's here.
00:33:45 - Doctor's on the phone.
00:33:47 You rat. I'm sorry,
00:33:50 - He's a very busy man.
00:33:52 I told you.
00:33:53 I'm not selling anymore
00:33:54 a spot at the new place.
00:33:55 Joey, doctor says
00:33:57 What kind of emergency?
00:33:58 What kind of emergency?
00:34:01 This is Joey.
00:34:04 What kind of emergency?
00:34:06 - I need an agent.
00:34:07 What kind of agent?
00:34:09 God damn it, Jackie!
00:34:12 Stop listening to Joey
00:34:14 There are no guarantees, OK?
00:34:18 What the fuck do you
00:34:20 I know. Listen...
00:34:21 It's not like you don't
00:34:23 Babe, you've got
00:34:25 Fuck you, Little, and fuck Big!
00:34:29 Little and Big fucking fucks!
00:34:31 I got the gist, man.
00:34:33 You know what I'm saying, Joey?
00:34:36 No, honey, somebody
00:34:38 Fuck you!
00:34:39 Better lighten up
00:34:43 - Number seven.
00:34:46 Five grand for three months?
00:34:48 It's not the money, darling,
00:34:51 Wait a minute.
00:34:53 You're priceless,
00:34:55 Seven, Joe. Seven.
00:34:57 Moll, ten. Ten.
00:35:01 Centimeters.
00:35:03 That's cruel.
00:35:08 What? All right, listen.
00:35:10 I've got to get
00:35:12 Five grand I've got to make,
00:35:17 So many women, so little cash.
00:35:21 Take no prisoners.
00:35:23 Thirty-five years
00:35:25 Now all of a sudden,
00:35:28 What does that say?
00:35:31 Excuse me.
00:35:34 - Can I help you?
00:35:38 Right. Something in black.
00:35:42 Sorry. Have a seat.
00:35:46 What am I supposed to do now?
00:35:49 I don't know, Ben.
00:35:56 Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:35:58 You don't look so good.
00:36:00 It's getting to be a long day.
00:36:03 We own fleet of cabs.
00:36:05 Seven years,
00:36:06 Twenty.
00:36:08 You're ready to step up
00:36:11 We're gonna buy an American car.
00:36:14 God bless you, sir. It's gonna
00:36:17 Let me show you
00:36:18 Lincoln Continental.
00:36:20 I have... three kids.
00:36:22 And children.
00:36:24 Three his children
00:36:28 Put the bad ones in the front
00:36:30 Real leather in the seat?
00:36:32 Real leather.
00:36:37 Joey, it's me.
00:36:39 Is she home?
00:36:40 - No, not yet.
00:36:42 Why don't you try
00:36:43 I don't know his last name.
00:36:45 I don't know his name.
00:36:47 But if I ever do get
00:36:48 he's gonna be wearing
00:36:50 He going to be back or no?
00:36:53 I don't understand.
00:36:58 I do sound a little tense.
00:37:02 I know why.
00:37:03 'Cause my day has been shit,
00:37:05 My little girl's missing,
00:37:09 I'm gonna lose my job.
00:37:12 People are asking
00:37:13 I've got to sell
00:37:15 by the end of the day.
00:37:18 It could not get any worse.
00:37:23 Joey? What? What is it?
00:37:28 Tina, call me
00:37:36 Joy, don't do this to me.
00:37:38 I have a previous relationship
00:37:40 - Mr. Salesman, please!
00:37:41 Hello, Mrs. Munchack.
00:37:47 - He likes you.
00:37:51 Joey O'Brien.
00:37:55 My "relationship for life. "
00:37:58 - Nice.
00:37:59 The car.
00:38:01 She doesn't seem to have
00:38:02 Glad to hear that.
00:38:04 No complaints.
00:38:07 I don't think I've ever loved
00:38:10 It's been a pleasure
00:38:12 - Mr. Salesman, please!
00:38:15 I'll be right with you.
00:38:18 What can I do for you,
00:38:19 Munchack. I'd like to
00:38:22 That's what I'm here for.
00:38:26 Let me show you around.
00:38:28 What's it gonna be, Mr. O'Brien?
00:38:30 Are you ready to continue
00:38:34 I'm still waiting, Mr. Salesman.
00:38:36 One moment!
00:38:38 I'm sick of your moment!
00:38:40 Can't you see I've
00:38:41 Little's not gonna approve
00:38:43 Your sale's going to walk.
00:38:45 Do anything. Keep him there.
00:38:49 - Mr. Salesman!
00:38:52 My wife was thinking
00:38:54 Shut up!
00:38:56 Black.
00:38:57 Is that what you want, darling?
00:38:59 Yes, honey.
00:39:01 You must know what
00:39:03 Mr. O'Brien, can you help us?
00:39:05 Mr. Salesman! This
00:39:08 what kind of deal
00:39:10 Cash is OK?
00:39:12 - Mr. O'Brien, please.
00:39:14 - How much in cash?
00:39:15 You accept Chinese?
00:39:18 Joey, get with that guy.
00:39:20 Don't go! We've got a deal.
00:39:24 We had a deal!
00:39:26 Sit down. Take...
00:39:27 I believe you were serving us.
00:39:31 - Back off!
00:39:33 - Mr. Salesman!
00:39:46 You bastards are gonna die!
00:39:50 Now you're gonna die!
00:40:04 Get over there!
00:40:07 Move it!
00:40:20 My God! He's going to kill us!
00:40:23 Everybody fucking
00:40:26 or we all fucking die!
00:40:33 Get up! Get out of there!
00:40:40 Are you one of them?
00:40:43 Donna.
00:40:44 Larry!
00:40:45 Are you one of them?
00:40:46 - One what?
00:40:50 What the hell are you doing?
00:40:53 - I want to know, Donna.
00:40:55 Tell me! Tell me
00:41:00 Why kill everyone?
00:41:02 I gotta know!
00:41:03 What do you want to know?
00:41:05 Everyone!
00:41:08 I fucked them all!
00:41:14 Shit! Get up!
00:41:25 Get in there!
00:41:31 I'll fucking kill you.
00:41:33 Don't shoot me.
00:41:41 All right...
00:41:50 Everybody over there!
00:41:54 Wait! Everybody back.
00:42:00 Everybody hands up!
00:42:01 And make it look like
00:42:06 Shut the dog up!
00:42:09 He's just a puppy!
00:42:16 All the women, over there!
00:42:18 Please, I just came to buy...
00:42:20 Shut up!
00:42:21 - My wife!
00:42:24 You're going to
00:42:29 Shut up!
00:42:31 Get it away from me!
00:42:34 Please don't hurt Chester.
00:42:35 Get it away from me!
00:42:53 You! Little tough guy
00:42:56 You been doir Donna, ain't you?
00:43:01 Stick your little toy dick
00:43:03 I didn't fuck your girlfriend!
00:43:05 She's not my girlfriend!
00:43:08 Jesus! Don't!
00:43:10 What's your problem?
00:43:13 Please... don't shoot!
00:43:16 Stay back!
00:43:18 What is this, Joy?
00:43:20 I'm sorry, Harry.
00:43:23 Joy, you haven't been screwing
00:43:25 - Shut up!
00:43:27 A little.
00:43:30 Everybody fuckir shut up!
00:43:36 This is some joint here.
00:43:37 Open season
00:43:41 So you had your
00:43:43 Please don't kill me!
00:43:48 It was me.
00:43:55 You what?
00:43:59 Me and Donna, we...
00:44:09 What are you saying, Joey?
00:44:11 I hope this guy does kill you!
00:44:14 Shut up!
00:44:17 You shut up even more!
00:44:19 - I'm sorry, sir.
00:44:22 - I'm doing the talking.
00:44:26 So we got one.
00:44:31 Who else did her?
00:44:34 The kid? Who else? Come on!
00:44:37 - Nobody else. It was just me.
00:44:40 You think I'd
00:44:42 What am I, a retard?
00:44:43 You think I'd bullshit a guy
00:44:46 loaded and pointed at me?
00:44:48 It's just me.
00:44:54 Well, what about...
00:44:57 you know, all that stuff
00:45:00 "I fuck and fuck and fuck. "
00:45:02 She was trying to hurt you.
00:45:12 - Am I dead?
00:45:15 If you hurt my son,
00:45:18 Larry, come on!
00:45:22 We were talking here, Lar.
00:45:25 Right.
00:45:27 How many times
00:45:28 What's it matter?
00:45:30 One time? Twenty times?
00:45:32 - Less.
00:45:35 I don't know.
00:45:36 More than ten?
00:45:39 Look behind me.
00:45:40 I can't talk in front of ladies.
00:45:44 You let the ladies go,
00:45:47 What do you got
00:45:48 They never did
00:45:50 I don't know they didn't.
00:45:51 You let the ladies go,
00:45:54 You tell me first!
00:45:55 I swear I'll kill you!
00:45:57 Go ahead, but you kill me...
00:45:59 you never learn anything
00:46:03 Come on. Be a guy.
00:46:07 Come on.
00:46:13 Larry, she's over there.
00:46:15 She's alive.
00:46:18 - She ain't dead.
00:46:20 The shot just grazed her head.
00:46:22 Get away from her!
00:46:24 Nothing. She's hurt, Larry.
00:46:26 She deserves it.
00:46:28 Let me get her
00:46:33 Put her in a chair.
00:46:35 That's a good idea, Larry.
00:46:39 Get your hands off her!
00:46:42 What happened?
00:46:44 No matter what you hear,
00:46:47 - What?
00:46:49 Better listen
00:46:52 What?
00:46:53 Listen to what your
00:46:57 You think I'm
00:47:03 - You doing her or not?
00:47:06 I don't know who I'm doing
00:47:08 Donna, I told him.
00:47:11 There's nobody else.
00:47:12 Look at that.
00:47:14 See, the bullet
00:47:17 She doesn't know
00:47:21 - She's got amnesia.
00:47:23 She's got what?
00:47:24 Don't go bullshitting
00:47:27 I told him everything.
00:47:30 You lie to him, who knows
00:47:34 Trust me on this, Dee.
00:47:46 It's just Joey.
00:48:07 Oh, shit.
00:48:27 Some crazy dude crashed
00:48:29 - He's got a gun!
00:48:31 I'm gettir the fuck
00:48:35 Cops. What am I gonna do?
00:48:39 Larry, you know what you do?
00:48:46 Call it a day.
00:48:48 We go out
00:48:49 - a little domestic dispute.
00:48:52 Maybe we just let the ladies go.
00:48:54 That'd look really good
00:48:56 That'd buy you a little time.
00:48:57 The cops'd have to deal
00:48:59 The ladies could tell the cops
00:49:02 Shut up!
00:49:05 You ladies get out of here.
00:49:08 You tell the cops
00:49:10 Not you! Sit down!
00:49:13 All right!
00:49:15 He's a no-shit guy!
00:49:19 Hey, quit talking
00:49:25 Joy, what are you doing?
00:49:27 Joey, I just love you,
00:49:30 Joy, there's
00:49:33 I'm sorry. Now go.
00:49:35 It's over.
00:49:37 Get out!
00:49:43 You don't deserve this.
00:49:46 Get out of here!
00:49:50 Chester! Come here.
00:49:54 Jeez. Where'd you find her?
00:50:00 Sorry, man.
00:50:05 All right!
00:50:07 Get it in gear!
00:50:14 What the hell
00:50:17 We're just getting
00:50:18 You're in the line of fire!
00:50:35 You, inside.
00:50:37 You are surrounded.
00:50:40 Surrender immediately.
00:50:43 You have no hope of escape.
00:50:47 Stay back!
00:50:49 Tell them to stay back
00:50:52 and half the fucking
00:50:54 He says stay back...
00:50:55 or he'll blow this place
00:50:59 Yeah? With what?
00:51:01 That stuff on my bike.
00:51:05 He's got stuff
00:51:08 So what?
00:51:12 We want to know what it is.
00:51:13 - M-2 plastic.
00:51:18 Plastique?
00:51:20 M-2 plastique.
00:51:25 You tell him
00:51:28 Where the hell did he get that?
00:51:33 Jersey.
00:51:34 What does he want?
00:51:36 - What do you want, Lar?
00:51:45 Come on. Talk to me.
00:51:52 What do you want me
00:51:55 You don't want me to tell
00:51:57 'Cause if I tell them the truth,
00:51:59 and the whole city will hear
00:52:01 - Do you want that?
00:52:04 Then what do you
00:52:05 Tell 'em... I don't know
00:52:09 But don't think
00:52:13 and all these assholes!
00:52:15 I wasrt thinking
00:52:17 We're still waiting
00:52:20 Come on. Let us know
00:52:23 He wants to know who you are.
00:52:26 He's talking to the N.Y.P.D.
00:52:29 No shit. He wants
00:52:34 Look at the tag on your chest.
00:52:37 The name is Walters.
00:52:40 Here's the deal.
00:52:44 - I told you, I don't know.
00:52:47 Tell 'em I don't
00:52:48 He doesn't wanna talk to you.
00:52:49 If I did, I wouldn't
00:52:51 He won't talk to you
00:52:55 Actually, I don't
00:52:56 - He doesn't wanna talk at all.
00:52:58 - Go away.
00:53:01 Can't he talk for himself?
00:53:03 You don't have to push it
00:53:06 It's a gun.
00:53:09 - What's his name?
00:53:12 If I tell them my name,
00:53:15 Good thinking. Why don't
00:53:18 Like what?
00:53:20 Anything you want.
00:53:22 How about Smith?
00:53:25 Are you checking into a motel?
00:53:28 Chip, like from Charles.
00:53:31 Chip? That's a squirrel's name.
00:53:34 Charlie? That's a commie name!
00:53:38 How about Chuck?
00:53:44 His name's Chuck.
00:53:45 - Tell them to go away.
00:53:47 You're doing good.
00:54:11 Man.
00:54:17 This ain't workir out
00:54:20 You screwed up, like always.
00:54:22 Was I supposed to sit around
00:54:26 and everything else that moves?
00:54:28 sitting around with
00:54:30 That's the only
00:54:32 You bitch!
00:54:35 Move in!
00:54:37 We're gonna rush this place!
00:54:39 You guys should get
00:54:40 - You'd be a lot happier.
00:54:43 Larry, come back!
00:54:46 Don't shoot!
00:54:49 Did you see that?
00:54:55 Shit. I hit him!
00:54:59 It's my foot!
00:55:02 You see what I mean?
00:55:06 Shut up, bitch!
00:55:09 Get away!
00:55:11 Get up! Come on!
00:55:16 Get down!
00:55:18 He shot a cop.
00:55:19 He hit one!
00:55:22 I hit him.
00:55:24 Larry, what did you do?
00:55:25 - He shot a cop!
00:55:28 He shot a cop in the foot!
00:55:30 Larry, calm down.
00:55:35 You didn't shoot a cop.
00:55:39 Just a foot.
00:55:47 Turgeon Auto.
00:55:48 I hear you're having a sale.
00:55:51 Did you still have
00:55:53 I don't know if we have it.
00:55:54 We have two.
00:55:56 I know it says one day only,
00:56:00 I'm tied up right now.
00:56:06 Joseph O'Brien is
00:56:08 Joe. Joey. J-o-e-y.
00:56:11 Please get your dog to shut up!
00:56:13 Shut up, you tight-ass!
00:56:16 I have been in a hostage
00:56:20 My husband's still in there.
00:56:26 Out of the way.
00:56:28 - Can you make a statement?
00:56:30 Come on. Move it.
00:56:32 Sir, you're the owner, right?
00:56:34 You're aware of the situation
00:56:36 We're gonna take
00:56:38 for about a half hour tops.
00:56:39 We want to set up a direct
00:56:41 telephone? Direct line
00:56:44 Are you going to eat?
00:56:46 We'll eat plenty.
00:56:49 Wasrt it scary?
00:56:51 It was the scariest thing.
00:56:53 I'm still shaking.
00:56:55 My knees.
00:57:19 Can I get it?
00:57:20 No way, man.
00:57:22 It may be a customer.
00:57:24 I can tell it's the cops!
00:57:28 OK, it's ringing weird.
00:57:30 Cops can't see you
00:57:32 They can't hurt you,
00:57:33 - Let me pick it up.
00:57:35 It may be the phone company.
00:57:38 It's making me nuts!
00:57:39 Get it!
00:57:41 Turgeon Auto.
00:57:42 - This is the police.
00:57:46 We're talking to Walters
00:57:47 Who are you?
00:57:49 I'm Elvis, that's who I am.
00:57:50 I'm back from the dead
00:57:51 I'm Joey O'Brien.
00:57:54 My name is Mason,
00:57:57 How you doing in there?
00:57:59 How am I doing? Well,
00:58:00 I was gonna lose my job.
00:58:03 and I think I shit myself.
00:58:04 O'Brien, listen.
00:58:08 Three hon gau.
00:58:09 Do what you have to,
00:58:12 You understand what I'm saying?
00:58:14 I know what you're saying.
00:58:15 We got a new guy here.
00:58:17 His name is Mason.
00:58:19 The cop I hit, how's he doing?
00:58:23 - Larry, Chip, Charlie...
00:58:26 Chuck wants to know
00:58:29 He's going to be all right.
00:58:31 - He says he'll be all right.
00:58:34 Now tell me,
00:58:38 He wants to know
00:58:42 I told them already.
00:58:45 He wants you to go away.
00:58:47 That's very funny.
00:58:50 He says that's not
00:58:52 Well, what am I going to do?
00:58:59 He's a little up in the air.
00:59:02 We'll give him one minute.
00:59:03 What are you talking,
00:59:04 We're not under enough
00:59:06 without you playing
00:59:07 Get real here! This is
00:59:11 He only shot him in the foot.
00:59:13 That doesn't mean
00:59:15 You tell him!
00:59:16 Yeah, you start
00:59:18 who knows what he'll do to us?
00:59:20 You tell 'em I don't know
00:59:21 They got the idea, Larry.
00:59:23 We'll give him fifteen minutes.
00:59:26 Thanks, Mason, thank you
00:59:28 What an asshole!
00:59:32 Asshole.
00:59:33 God damn it.
00:59:36 You want to drill
00:59:39 - with that fucking gun?
00:59:50 What's this look all about?
00:59:52 Me? Who?
00:59:54 You, pretty boy.
00:59:55 What?
00:59:57 I bet this guy's
01:00:00 behind both our backs.
01:00:02 I really didn't...
01:00:04 I didn't touch her, really.
01:00:05 What was the look all about?
01:00:08 Just Joey, I swear to God.
01:00:11 Just... Joey.
01:00:13 Larry, it's time we had
01:00:16 I'll tell you everything.
01:00:19 All right.
01:00:21 You and me.
01:00:25 Everybody up!
01:00:28 Hurry!
01:00:44 All right. Nobody try
01:00:54 Look, I'm sorry I didn't...
01:00:57 Shut up!
01:01:14 Just cigarettes, Lar.
01:01:18 No, I don't.
01:01:21 - Put it away.
01:01:31 By the looks of things...
01:01:34 it ain't been so good
01:01:35 What's it to you, man?
01:01:39 If things were going good,
01:01:41 You think doing her...
01:01:43 is more important than
01:01:45 If I thought there was
01:01:46 I wouldn't be doing her.
01:01:48 Right. So why are
01:01:50 Hey, didn't know it was
01:01:51 till you came through
01:01:53 Maybe she's doing me because
01:01:55 for doing somebody else.
01:01:56 Maybe you're doing
01:01:57 - I don't know that.
01:01:59 Well, you could be.
01:02:01 - But I'm not.
01:02:03 Donna used to always
01:02:06 She said I was sexy?
01:02:08 She didn't not say it.
01:02:09 She's a lying bitch whore.
01:02:12 What kind of foundation
01:02:13 is calling your wife
01:02:15 She is a lying bitch whore.
01:02:17 She wasrt when you
01:02:18 I don't think you're
01:02:19 who'd marry
01:02:21 I didn't know her too
01:02:24 That's not good marrying
01:02:25 Well, tell me about it.
01:02:28 Love... sucks.
01:02:30 Yeah, but sometimes
01:02:40 Shit, is it hot.
01:02:44 What do you do
01:02:47 I'm a mechanic.
01:02:48 I used to fix
01:02:51 over at LaGuardia.
01:02:52 That's a good job, Larry,
01:02:54 I got laid off.
01:02:57 Why Donna had to get this job
01:03:04 A mars got to work.
01:03:05 Ain't that the truth, boy.
01:03:06 I think you get
01:03:08 You get money, power,
01:03:12 You're saying that
01:03:14 is like a man without a dick.
01:03:17 I'm saying it's in your head.
01:03:20 In my head?
01:03:21 Well, not your head.
01:03:23 Fuck!
01:03:26 A fuckir headache.
01:03:41 Larry, stay calm.
01:03:45 How do you know?
01:03:47 I know.
01:03:59 See?
01:04:04 You know lots of things.
01:04:06 I know people.
01:04:08 When you sell stuff
01:04:09 you get to know people.
01:04:12 I don't know people so good.
01:04:15 Don't push me, God damn it!
01:04:19 There are cockroaches!
01:04:24 Get down!
01:04:29 There's cockroaches up here!
01:04:31 Hey, you guys
01:04:33 I thought I could trust you!
01:04:35 Frankie, you bastard!
01:04:36 Get him down!
01:04:38 Move!
01:04:40 Excuse me! Joey!
01:04:47 My boyfriend's in there!
01:04:49 Officer, you got to help me!
01:04:51 My boyfriend's in there!
01:04:53 - You can go.
01:04:57 Miss?
01:04:58 See what he wants.
01:05:00 I'll have another shrimp boat.
01:05:02 How many? Three?
01:05:04 - One.
01:05:05 Ring through again.
01:05:15 You want to get that, Joey?
01:05:16 You got it, Lar.
01:05:20 I'm ringing and ringing
01:05:22 You gotta answer me
01:05:23 What's going on in there?
01:05:25 We're being very patient
01:05:28 You got to get him
01:05:30 My boyfriend is a hostage!
01:05:31 Look, lady, we're doir
01:05:33 We got a phone hookup
01:05:35 Yeah? Good. Thank you.
01:05:43 Joey, look, I...
01:05:45 Get that broad out!
01:05:46 - Shit.
01:05:48 Get the broad out of here!
01:05:51 I could be of great help to you!
01:05:53 - I'm fucked.
01:05:54 Attention...
01:05:55 Mason, stay where you are!
01:05:57 That's it, we're coming in.
01:05:59 Don't come in yet.
01:06:02 All right.
01:06:04 Larry, it's deal time, huh?
01:06:09 Cut a couple guys loose.
01:06:11 They all couldn't
01:06:13 Some of them just came in
01:06:15 Be a guy, Larry...
01:06:20 You.
01:06:23 Gentlemen, if you want to
01:06:25 of my services, there's my card.
01:06:26 Pass them out among yourselves.
01:06:28 O'Brien, you got yourself
01:06:31 That's a hell of a thing
01:06:34 What about me?
01:06:37 just come to buy car.
01:06:40 Please, Mr. Larry.
01:06:44 Let me go, please.
01:06:46 Excuse me. I am also a customer.
01:06:48 It's true. They are.
01:06:50 So?
01:06:51 So cut him loose, Lar.
01:06:55 I don't think so. Not him.
01:06:58 Why not me?
01:06:59 He's doing your wife, too,
01:07:01 What difference does that make?
01:07:04 We're in this together.
01:07:08 Larry, you can't hold
01:07:09 'cause his wife's
01:07:11 Well, how do you think I feel?
01:07:13 I can't walk out of here
01:07:14 We don't have anything
01:07:17 I'll give you something
01:07:20 Say $25,000.
01:07:25 25 Gs?
01:07:27 If that's not enough,
01:07:29 I'll write you
01:07:30 You think I'm
01:07:32 I wouldn't
01:07:35 Look at the witnesses
01:07:36 You don't understand.
01:07:39 you know what that
01:07:41 I know what that is.
01:07:44 What difference? You're
01:07:46 Thank you, Judge Wapner.
01:07:48 sodomy in prison
01:07:50 Get him out. He's an asshole.
01:07:53 The asshole stays.
01:07:55 You two guys.
01:07:56 Thanks, Mr. Larry!
01:08:03 Please shoot don't me!
01:08:08 Watch out! He may have
01:08:15 I am American citizen!
01:08:17 None of that Russian babble.
01:08:18 Search him.
01:08:25 What's going on?
01:08:29 Stop her!
01:08:31 I couldn't have been
01:08:33 I just got out of the hospital.
01:08:35 That's right. He's got...
01:08:40 - It's a cop!
01:08:43 I'm not a cop!
01:08:45 She's your girl?
01:08:48 What are you doing here?
01:08:49 I love you, Joey.
01:08:51 I saw all this
01:08:53 I had to come down to see you.
01:08:54 You're screwing her,
01:08:56 How the hell you got time
01:08:58 Joey, what's he talking here?
01:09:00 Come on, Lisa.
01:09:02 Lisa? I knew you was
01:09:05 That's four.
01:09:07 - Lisa's my daughter.
01:09:09 You probably got a wife, too!
01:09:11 No wife! Ex! Ex-wife!
01:09:14 He's a busy boy, your Joey.
01:09:17 Donna... Tina...
01:09:20 Lila! L-i-I-a! Lila!
01:09:23 There's an explanation
01:09:25 I got an explanation
01:09:29 You're a total shit!
01:09:34 I risked my life for you, Joey!
01:09:36 Get out of here! Go!
01:09:40 You didn't have to say that.
01:09:44 He didn't.
01:09:45 No, man. You didn't
01:09:48 That was mean.
01:09:51 You all right?
01:09:53 You got a lot of girls.
01:09:56 It's easy for you?
01:09:58 It ain't easy.
01:10:04 What's your name?
01:10:08 Lila! I'm a designer.
01:10:11 I did all these things myself.
01:10:13 I got an entire clothes line
01:10:18 My ex-boyfriend is in there.
01:10:20 Are you Joey O'Briers wife?
01:10:23 I'm his ex-wife.
01:10:27 Get out of the way, man!
01:10:34 Get out of the way!
01:10:42 All right. Stop the car.
01:10:43 It's Mr. Dipino.
01:10:45 Over there.
01:10:49 Look!
01:10:51 Out of the way!
01:10:53 That's my kid in there.
01:10:58 - What's going on?
01:11:00 I'm not here to eat, lady.
01:11:01 Let him in. He's OK.
01:11:04 Hey, back off!
01:11:07 This the restaurant.
01:11:09 You wait outside
01:11:11 No eat, no seat.
01:11:19 I'll get it.
01:11:23 Heartbreak Hotel.
01:11:24 - Don't push it.
01:11:26 Ask Chuck if he wants anything.
01:11:29 What?
01:11:31 N.Y.P.D. Take-out.
01:11:32 You want anything?
01:11:34 Not right now, thanks.
01:11:39 Your wife wants
01:11:42 Tina, you're here?
01:11:44 - Who's Tina?
01:11:46 What's she calling here for?
01:11:48 I'm all right. You?
01:11:50 What do you have
01:11:51 Why is he holding you?
01:11:52 I'm in the middle
01:11:55 Domestic dispute? What?
01:11:57 A man-woman thing, you know?
01:11:59 Does he have a wife?
01:12:02 You were fucking his wife!
01:12:05 I swear to God, Joey!
01:12:07 I almost think
01:12:10 Maybe I do deserve this.
01:12:16 I'll talk to him.
01:12:18 - What?
01:12:21 She wants to talk to you.
01:12:30 What's your name?
01:12:34 Chuck.
01:12:36 Listen, I don't know
01:12:37 but Joey's got a daughter.
01:12:38 If you ever stop thinking
01:12:41 you think about that.
01:12:43 You think about his family.
01:12:45 She's been out all night.
01:12:48 What's she saying, Larry?
01:12:51 Your daughter, she
01:12:52 Louie.
01:12:54 I think you're a prick
01:12:56 for keeping him in there...
01:12:57 when he ought to be out
01:12:58 I'm a an asshole
01:13:00 Welcome the club.
01:13:01 For holding you when you ought
01:13:04 I'm sorry.
01:13:06 You didn't know. It's OK.
01:13:11 Listen, Chuck, Joey's got
01:13:17 - Really?
01:13:20 Your mom's really upset.
01:13:24 Could you ask Joey
01:13:27 She wants you
01:13:31 Tell Joey that I said
01:13:35 everything's gonna
01:13:36 Tell your mom everything's
01:13:40 - How old's your mom?
01:13:42 Jesus, Joey!
01:13:44 Calling your mother
01:13:46 You call your wife
01:13:48 But she's my wife.
01:13:52 Why should I call my mother?
01:13:55 "This guy's going to kill me,
01:13:57 - Get back.
01:14:03 Listen, Tina?
01:14:04 I gotta get off the phone.
01:14:05 Joey, wait.
01:14:07 - I miss you.
01:14:10 - I really do.
01:14:15 I'm warning you,
01:14:19 I mean, this and Dad
01:14:22 Hello. This is Joey...
01:14:25 Ma? The machine's on.
01:14:28 ...after the beep.
01:14:29 Ma, pick up!
01:14:31 - Joey, are you all right?
01:14:34 You're bullshitting.
01:14:35 Let me talk
01:14:38 What?
01:14:40 Put him on!
01:14:41 She wants to talk to you.
01:14:43 Talk loud.
01:14:46 You asked for this.
01:14:50 Can you hear me?
01:14:54 This is a terrible
01:14:56 scaring all those people!
01:14:56 Scaring all those people!
01:14:58 Well, you listen to me
01:15:00 I'm an old woman.
01:15:03 Don't hurt him, you hear me?
01:15:05 All right.
01:15:06 Don't you bullshit an old lady.
01:15:10 I won't.
01:15:12 Promise me you won't hurt him.
01:15:14 If you don't promise,
01:15:16 - So you better promise!
01:15:19 Prove to me you're a nice boy.
01:15:23 I promise.
01:15:24 Let me talk to Joey.
01:15:27 It looks like I'm
01:15:30 Thanks, Ma.
01:15:31 Everything is OK.
01:15:34 That'll be nice. We'll go
01:15:36 Maybe we'll have
01:15:38 a little pasta fagioli.
01:15:40 Sure. Whatever you want, Joey.
01:15:42 Ma, I gotta go. Ciao.
01:15:46 What are you doing?
01:15:49 You a Catholic?
01:15:52 I'm tired.
01:15:53 You a Catholic, Larry?
01:15:55 What?
01:15:56 If you do that,
01:15:59 You go straight to hell.
01:16:00 Larry, what are you doing?
01:16:03 Don't call me Oogie!
01:16:09 This is not gonna
01:16:10 I can get you out of this.
01:16:12 Let me talk to Mason,
01:16:14 Let me try something,
01:16:17 Let me talk to Mason.
01:16:19 That's all I need.
01:16:23 - Get Mason!
01:16:25 Mason here.
01:16:27 Listen, if Chuck comes
01:16:33 doesn't he get a little
01:16:35 We'll give him a limo.
01:16:37 Really?
01:16:39 He deserves it, doesn't he?
01:16:46 Don't do that, Larry!
01:16:50 What?
01:16:51 I got it!
01:16:58 A plan.
01:17:02 Not just a plan, Larry.
01:17:07 The plan that's going to
01:17:09 And not just you, you and me.
01:17:10 Because you and me,
01:17:12 you know what I'm saying?
01:17:13 If you don't get out,
01:17:14 What kind of plan?
01:17:16 but it's also real simple.
01:17:17 So stay with me, OK, Larry?
01:17:18 Stay with me, 'cause it's got
01:17:20 If you lose one part,
01:17:23 you know what I'm saying?
01:17:25 The first part is...
01:17:28 That's good.
01:17:29 - Isn't it?
01:17:32 Except me. You and me
01:17:36 You let everybody go.
01:17:38 Makes 'em think about it.
01:17:39 Come on, Larry,
01:17:41 If you don't like that,
01:17:42 It's our plan.
01:17:43 Work with me, Larry.
01:17:45 Not everyone.
01:17:48 That's a better plan!
01:17:51 OK, you guys,
01:17:55 Come on! This way!
01:17:57 Come on! Run!
01:17:59 Do it! Let's go!
01:18:01 Get that guy out of there!
01:18:03 Run!
01:18:05 Good plan.
01:18:07 You ready for the second
01:18:09 Here it comes, second part.
01:18:10 This is where we give 'em
01:18:12 We're gonna wind Mason up
01:18:15 You cut Donna loose.
01:18:17 Come on, Larry, you gotta...
01:18:18 No! I let everyone go.
01:18:22 Come on, Larry,
01:18:23 Listen, what are you
01:18:25 Why hurt her anymore, right?
01:18:28 Look, you did that, Larry.
01:18:31 You almost blew
01:18:33 You tried to kill her, OK?
01:18:36 Did she try and kill you?
01:18:39 She ran around a little on you.
01:18:44 What are you keeping her
01:18:46 You gotta get it
01:18:47 Tell you something else, Larry.
01:18:49 She ain't the only woman
01:18:52 I know what I'm talking about.
01:18:53 Larry, I don't wanna go.
01:18:58 Now you don't wanna go?
01:19:01 You wanna stay here
01:19:04 Get out of here! Go!
01:19:08 Fuck you!
01:19:09 I love you, Larry, you jerk!
01:19:14 Get her out of there!
01:19:16 Come on.
01:19:18 Shit.
01:19:20 Grab her. Come on!
01:19:21 Let go of me!
01:19:23 You and Donna have
01:19:26 You got a good woman.
01:19:29 Harry, come over here, huh?
01:19:31 Look. Harry, Joe, and Larry,
01:19:37 What's going to happen to me?
01:19:38 I'll tell you
01:19:41 You'll need a lot of help
01:19:42 No shit, 'cause
01:19:44 Here's where that help
01:19:46 You know what kind of help
01:19:48 Money. Harry's got lots of it.
01:19:50 You ready to give Larry
01:19:53 I get out of here in one piece,
01:19:56 - Anything you want.
01:19:58 Because if you lie to me
01:19:59 you'll be doing some
01:20:01 - you know what I'm saying?
01:20:04 How does that sound?
01:20:08 They're gonna come in
01:20:11 Is that a yes?
01:20:15 Thanks.
01:20:18 You have my word.
01:20:20 I won't abandon you.
01:20:23 - I will never abandon you.
01:20:27 Trust me, Larry.
01:20:31 I will not abandon you!
01:20:35 Get out of here!
01:20:36 I will not abandon you.
01:20:43 Hold your fire.
01:20:44 I don't think he's
01:20:46 You did it.
01:20:49 I'm glad to be
01:20:51 God, am I glad
01:20:52 OK, you ready for the final
01:20:57 The final part.
01:20:59 - You give up.
01:21:01 That's the final part
01:21:05 What kind of plan is that?
01:21:07 Christ, I just
01:21:09 It builds to that, Larry.
01:21:15 Turn yourself in.
01:21:18 - That's crazy!
01:21:25 That's what ties
01:21:27 You see, Larry?
01:21:28 That ties it together.
01:21:31 You were crazy the moment
01:21:33 You left sanity
01:21:35 You came into
01:21:38 because you came in here
01:21:40 Loco en cabeza,
01:21:42 And you know why?
01:21:45 The I-love-you-fuck-you-jerk
01:21:49 She makes you crazy.
01:21:50 And it's not just Donna
01:21:52 It's love that
01:21:55 And you know what?
01:21:57 one of those
01:21:58 one of those lawyers
01:22:00 One of those guys who can
01:22:02 Hinckley, they'll tell him
01:22:04 And Donna didn't just
01:22:07 love made you crazy, Larry.
01:22:11 He'll tell that to the jury...
01:22:12 he'll go, "Larry
01:22:15 And what member of the jury...
01:22:16 whether it's a guy
01:22:18 who will not say, "Hey,
01:22:21 Love makes you crazy.
01:22:24 And I'll tell you
01:22:26 I'm gonna be by you
01:22:30 It's going to be you
01:22:33 'Cause I'll get the lawyer,
01:22:37 and get you out of this...
01:22:38 because your problem
01:22:41 You know what I'm saying?
01:22:43 What do you say, Larry? Deal?
01:22:47 Come on. I haven't steered
01:22:53 Be a guy, Larry.
01:22:57 A no-shit guy.
01:23:11 Mason here.
01:23:13 We're coming out
01:23:16 All right. We'll
01:23:17 Pay, sir. You pay.
01:23:19 He'll pay. Don't worry.
01:23:22 Walters, they're coming out.
01:23:24 Let me know
01:23:25 Stay ready!
01:23:27 Stay on them!
01:23:29 Prizzi, Tony!
01:23:31 Watch that opening.
01:23:33 It's gonna be all right,
01:23:35 Lar, why don't you
01:23:38 No. Everybody's
01:23:41 If I come out without a gun,
01:23:43 I don't want to be a wimp.
01:23:45 Larry, no way you're
01:23:46 Lose the gun, huh?
01:23:47 They won't respect
01:23:49 - They're cops.
01:23:50 They're gonna be real nervous
01:23:52 Well, they got guns.
01:23:53 Larry, come on.
01:23:55 I don't have a gun,
01:23:57 Now come on, lose the gun.
01:24:01 Larry, please.
01:24:07 I tell you what I'll do.
01:24:09 That's a very nice
01:24:12 I don't want you to get hurt.
01:24:14 Thanks for thinking about me.
01:24:16 But if you really don't
01:24:17 - you'd lose the gun.
01:24:20 - Can I have the bullets?
01:24:22 Souvenir. A little memento.
01:24:31 It's empty.
01:24:43 Forty-eight hun gao I had?
01:24:44 Forty-eight!
01:24:46 I had a shrimp boat.
01:24:47 He had a shrimp boat.
01:24:50 I think you trickster maybe!
01:24:52 He had a shrimp boat!
01:24:54 I'm gonna call the police.
01:24:56 You're going to call the police?
01:24:58 Give me a divorce!
01:25:00 You'll get it! At least
01:25:03 have a man
01:25:07 Do you want a divorce?
01:25:11 I want to go to Florida.
01:25:15 Joey, thanks for talking to me.
01:25:21 Thanks for simplifying
01:25:28 Let's go, huh?
01:25:29 They got TV cameras out there.
01:25:33 We can't come out
01:25:35 "Live at five," you know?
01:25:37 Jacket.
01:25:39 It's a sale day.
01:25:41 I ain't walking out
01:25:43 Let us get through
01:25:45 I think we should get you
01:25:47 I'm not leaving as long
01:25:50 - Just keep calm.
01:25:51 This is not hun gao.
01:25:53 You don't know
01:25:55 Well, that doesn't say hun gao!
01:25:56 Hold on.
01:25:58 This doesn't look
01:25:59 How am I doing here?
01:26:03 There you go. That's it.
01:26:05 All right. Here goes nothing.
01:26:07 Right, especially in that gun.
01:26:09 I better keep this to your head.
01:26:12 That looks crazy.
01:26:23 They're stopped at the door.
01:26:25 They're coming out!
01:26:28 Where you going?
01:26:37 Wait.
01:26:45 You've got an empty gun there.
01:26:49 Right. That's the plan.
01:26:51 Right. When we get out there...
01:26:54 I want you to drop the
01:26:58 - Keep the gun pointed at me.
01:27:00 Better me than at the cops.
01:27:04 You ready, Lar?
01:27:07 We're coming out!
01:27:13 That stuff you've got
01:27:15 it's safe?
01:27:17 It's OK.
01:27:18 If a cop gets blown up
01:27:20 our plars down the toilet.
01:27:22 It's OK.
01:27:24 What? You're saying
01:27:27 about buying plastique
01:27:32 This is just
01:27:38 That's pretty funny, Larry.
01:27:40 Let's go, Larry.
01:27:43 What am I talking about?
01:27:45 Get back!
01:27:47 Stay with me, Larry.
01:27:48 Come on, Larry.
01:27:50 Stay with me. Come on.
01:27:53 Get back!
01:27:55 Oh, shit.
01:28:01 I'm ordering you...
01:28:04 Keep up with me, Larry.
01:28:06 Drop the gun, Larry!
01:28:11 No! Don't shoot!
01:28:15 I got the bullets! It's
01:28:18 There's no bomb!
01:28:20 - What happened?
01:28:22 I got the bullets!
01:28:26 Let him go!
01:28:29 You're Mason?
01:28:31 - What?
01:28:36 Get back!
01:28:40 I talked him down
01:28:42 - You have Stockholm Syndrome!
01:28:44 It's when you start feeling
01:28:47 The guy had a gun and a bomb!
01:28:49 - It was a TV channel changer!
01:28:52 Move it!
01:28:54 Get the stretcher.
01:28:55 Come on, let's go!
01:28:58 Give these guys some room!
01:29:02 We'll take it from here.
01:29:07 Thank you, Joey.
01:29:08 I'm never gonna
01:29:09 I want you to know,
01:29:11 Not just me, OK?
01:29:13 - We'll take Henry, but...
01:29:16 You got it!
01:29:17 Thanks for taking care
01:29:20 - He told me what you did.
01:29:23 Well, that's what
01:29:26 - Let's go!
01:29:28 What happened?
01:29:35 You're gonna be OK!
01:29:36 I'll see you through
01:29:39 You hear me, Larry?
01:29:40 Joey, you OK?
01:29:42 I'm OK.
01:29:44 You're crazy, Larry.
01:29:45 He's crazy!
01:29:48 I never did Donna.
01:29:50 What?
01:29:52 Let her through.
01:29:54 Come on, get out of my way!
01:30:01 - Go!
01:30:07 You got it.
01:30:09 You got it.
01:30:31 Let's get out of here.
01:30:34 I don't know.
01:30:35 - Where the hell's your daughter?
01:30:38 According to the court order
01:30:40 What are you yelling
01:30:42 I don't know.
01:30:45 Come here, you.
01:30:49 Looks like we missed
01:30:52 What are we gonna tell them?
01:30:53 We? I ain't talking to them.
01:30:55 I'm gonna be in big trouble.
01:30:58 No problem. I'm going.
01:31:14 The underwear
01:31:17 Come here, Lisa.
01:31:24 I miss this.
01:31:27 You sure you don't want me
01:31:31 You don't get back
01:31:36 You feel like giving...
01:31:38 an old car salesman
01:31:49 I'll tell you what.
01:31:51 Come over to the house
01:31:53 We'll cook up some of that
01:31:56 and see how it goes down.
01:32:00 - Bye-bye.
01:32:08 Joey, no more hanky-panky.
01:32:18 Benny, I'm out of here.
01:32:20 Thanks, man. Thanks for
01:32:23 That's our new motto...
01:32:27 Monday, huh?
01:32:33 Hi-ho, Silver!
01:32:38 You want a deal,
01:32:40 I think you know
01:32:41 Thanks, O'Brien.
01:32:44 God, I love to sell.