|
Caffeine
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# Live like you're gonna die |
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# Wild, like you are |
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# White flash into the dark # |
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# Before the rain |
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# Live like you're gonna die |
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# Shoot your gun |
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# Crash right |
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# And watch them all |
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# She don't mind, |
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# Like a monkey's |
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# You got time, |
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# Gonna get it |
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# Live like you're gonna die |
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# Wild, like you are |
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# White flash into the dark |
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Ah! Rachel! |
| 00:01:25 |
I want you out |
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All right, |
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You have no business here. |
| 00:01:31 |
I work here. |
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Not anymore. |
| 00:01:33 |
What do you mean? |
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You're fired. |
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Where am I supposed to go? |
| 00:01:40 |
I'm keeping the rest |
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so I can burn them! |
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Fuck you, Rachel! |
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You can't run a restaurant |
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That is not |
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I know you're upset, darling. |
| 00:01:56 |
Do you remember |
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You had a threesome. |
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One isn't bad enough. |
| 00:02:05 |
It doesn't count |
| 00:02:07 |
What? |
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It happened |
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So it's one indiscretion |
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If anything, |
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because it shows |
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Get out! |
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No emotion. |
| 00:02:24 |
What are you waiting for? |
| 00:02:31 |
Have you been having sex |
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Right, that's it. |
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And if you so much as |
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I'm gonna stand out here |
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Good morning. |
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(Grandma) |
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They're all dead I |
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Grandma, |
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Look. |
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you're not really supposed |
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J ust sit here quietly. |
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I'll be right back. |
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My God. |
| 00:03:29 |
I know. |
| 00:03:31 |
Remind me the next time Dylan |
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I feel like someone |
| 00:03:38 |
That's nice. |
| 00:03:39 |
What's going on |
| 00:03:41 |
I just saw him half naked |
| 00:03:43 |
Rachel kicked him out |
| 00:03:45 |
No! |
| 00:03:46 |
Don't you remember? |
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and then she told him |
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Bloody hell. |
| 00:03:55 |
Well, they were, |
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[Door opens] |
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[Humming] |
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Morning. |
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Oh, Tom, would you mind |
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Me? |
| 00:04:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:08 |
I'll do my best. |
| 00:04:09 |
I thought we'd do |
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What are you gonna have? |
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M ike. |
| 00:04:42 |
I really think I'm too stoned |
| 00:04:46 |
You need to relax, man. |
| 00:04:47 |
I'm beginning to feel |
| 00:04:50 |
What are you gonna have? |
| 00:04:55 |
M ike? |
| 00:04:57 |
Why are you... |
| 00:04:59 |
I'm just wondering |
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Shit hair cut. |
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I'm not gonna pull |
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I don't know. |
| 00:05:13 |
It looks the same |
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Danny, don't look now, |
| 00:05:22 |
She's really strange looking. |
| 00:05:25 |
What woman? |
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I told you not to look. |
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Do you think if I went |
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she'd think I was sitting |
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I don't know. |
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Dylan. |
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Charlie's gone. |
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Do you think you'd like |
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I feel like shit. |
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I'm waiting for my agent |
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I'll tell Rachel. |
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Give me a break. |
| 00:06:08 |
[Telephone rings] |
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Hello? |
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(woman) |
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Today? |
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Does it have to be today? |
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Yeah. |
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No, that's fine. |
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Don't know. |
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You will let me know |
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I'll try. |
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Okay. |
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Shit! |
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I shouldn't have had |
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Where did you get |
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J ulian. |
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Jesus Christ! J ulian? |
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He pumps his stuff |
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It's what makes it great. |
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Give me strength. |
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You get me stoned off me tits |
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Now she's got me off. |
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All right, mate, |
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[Grumps] |
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Okay. |
| 00:07:07 |
Danny, please, can we go now? |
| 00:07:10 |
M ike, I think you're having |
| 00:07:13 |
No shit. |
| 00:07:14 |
Dylan, why |
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You are unbelievable. |
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Don't blame Tom. |
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I'm waiting |
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We were supposed to talk |
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I'm sure he'll call when he's |
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You're such an ass. |
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So do we have to work |
| 00:07:38 |
You're not the only one |
| 00:07:44 |
It started since |
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and you started acting |
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Excuse me? |
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but wasn't it you |
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I said you shouldn't get |
| 00:07:56 |
It amounts |
| 00:07:58 |
Yeah, but what's that about? |
| 00:08:01 |
Women know that no man |
| 00:08:06 |
But only do it |
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and emotional pressure. |
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Why is it women spend |
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and men avoid them |
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I don't know. |
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Because the old concept |
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It's a celebration |
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At least it's better than |
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Oh, bollocks, mate. |
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I bet she is. |
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I bet you |
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getting laid by every Tom, |
| 00:09:04 |
Danny, what are you saying? |
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Women are like that, mate. |
| 00:09:08 |
"Oh, I'm gonna crumble and die |
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She is going out, |
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doing all the weird sort |
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Could you just please |
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Mate, I'm just trying to help. |
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Don't help. |
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All right, |
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You'd better get a move on. |
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How am I meant to do |
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My God, Tom, |
| 00:09:46 |
[Glass whistling] |
| 00:09:55 |
Do you have to do that? |
| 00:09:57 |
Do you have to read |
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I told you |
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You invited |
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Because I thought |
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I did talk to you. |
| 00:10:11 |
Now I'm reading. |
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Can I get |
| 00:10:16 |
U h, sure. |
| 00:10:18 |
No, that's it. |
| 00:10:19 |
It's a good book. |
| 00:10:20 |
Yes, it is. |
| 00:10:24 |
What was all that about? |
| 00:10:25 |
What was all what about? |
| 00:10:27 |
The business |
| 00:10:29 |
What is wrong with you? |
| 00:10:31 |
He was mentally |
| 00:10:33 |
He was doing his job. |
| 00:10:35 |
Doing his job? |
| 00:10:38 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:10:40 |
I'm gonna take a piss. |
| 00:10:41 |
Can you go for a couple |
| 00:10:49 |
I can't give that |
| 00:10:51 |
It smells like old vomit. |
| 00:10:55 |
That's lasagna. |
| 00:10:57 |
Lasagna? |
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I'm not a chef. |
| 00:11:01 |
You're gay, aren't you? |
| 00:11:05 |
That's conventional. |
| 00:11:06 |
Here, smell that. |
| 00:11:11 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:11:13 |
It's meant to be lasagna. |
| 00:11:15 |
It's meant to be |
| 00:11:16 |
Nobody complained |
| 00:11:18 |
I tried to |
| 00:11:20 |
My God, I'm doing |
| 00:11:25 |
Rachel, smell that. |
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Out of interest, |
| 00:11:33 |
Why don't you do it |
| 00:11:34 |
I can't serve that. |
| 00:11:35 |
You don't wash upl |
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Does that look |
| 00:11:38 |
Willy, Charlie! |
| 00:11:40 |
People, please! |
| 00:11:43 |
I can't cope with you acting |
| 00:11:45 |
I know we all feel |
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but we're just gonna have |
| 00:11:50 |
Charlie's gone. |
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we're just gonna have |
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I saw him. |
| 00:11:57 |
He's not to come in. |
| 00:11:59 |
Yeah. |
| 00:12:01 |
Go on, Tom. |
| 00:12:03 |
You help with the customers. |
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Bloody twat. |
| 00:12:28 |
Dylan. |
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We've got a real nut job. |
| 00:12:34 |
No, no chance. |
| 00:12:36 |
Come on. |
| 00:12:39 |
No. J ust let her sit there. |
| 00:12:42 |
You two are a couple |
| 00:12:45 |
Your grandmother? |
| 00:12:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:12:48 |
Does she look freaky lookn'? |
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That's the way you look like |
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Does Rachel know |
| 00:12:55 |
No, she doesn't. |
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unless you want these tongs |
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Wait until she gets here. |
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Find yourself a random girl. |
| 00:13:08 |
That ought to sort you right. |
| 00:13:11 |
Out. |
| 00:13:12 |
What? |
| 00:13:15 |
Mate, I think your luck |
| 00:13:18 |
The table over there, |
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No. |
| 00:13:27 |
Mate, she's a bloody |
| 00:13:29 |
Wait here. |
| 00:13:31 |
Don't be insane. |
| 00:13:34 |
A mate split up |
| 00:13:37 |
No, you can't say that. |
| 00:13:39 |
Sure I can. |
| 00:13:40 |
The drugs have fucked |
| 00:13:42 |
Rubbish. |
| 00:13:43 |
Don't do it. |
| 00:13:48 |
[Clears throat] |
| 00:13:54 |
H i there. |
| 00:13:55 |
Hello. |
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Look, l... |
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I hope you don't mind me |
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I just had to tell you |
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really love your work. |
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to a lot of men. |
| 00:14:16 |
I'm sorry? |
| 00:14:17 |
You know, with the films |
| 00:14:19 |
No, I don't know. |
| 00:14:21 |
Yeah, you do. |
| 00:14:24 |
Walking to the men's song |
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What the hell |
| 00:14:32 |
H i. |
| 00:14:34 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:14:36 |
Nothing. |
| 00:14:37 |
This guy has |
| 00:14:42 |
Really? |
| 00:14:44 |
She said that you had |
| 00:14:47 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:14:50 |
Okay, yes. |
| 00:14:57 |
Sorry, mate. |
| 00:14:59 |
[Clears throat] |
| 00:15:07 |
What happened? |
| 00:15:08 |
Wrong girl, apparently. |
| 00:15:10 |
Fucking nob. |
| 00:15:22 |
You all right? |
| 00:15:24 |
Yeah, I'm fine. |
| 00:15:29 |
He's not worth it, |
| 00:15:32 |
It's not just Charlie. |
| 00:15:33 |
Then what is it? |
| 00:15:36 |
I've applied for a job |
| 00:15:40 |
The Marion? |
| 00:15:42 |
Yeah. The manager |
| 00:15:45 |
I've had two interviews, |
| 00:15:50 |
He's coming today. |
| 00:15:53 |
Christ, Rachel. |
| 00:15:56 |
Am I hallucinating or was |
| 00:16:01 |
I think he might |
| 00:16:04 |
How dare he? |
| 00:16:06 |
I'll just go |
| 00:16:09 |
It was a mistake, Mark. |
| 00:16:12 |
Forget about it? |
| 00:16:15 |
How can you even ask me that? |
| 00:16:18 |
Do you swear it |
| 00:16:20 |
You want me to swear |
| 00:16:22 |
Yeah. Why not? |
| 00:16:25 |
Because I don't swear |
| 00:16:28 |
Fine. J ust look me |
| 00:16:31 |
For God sake's, Mark. |
| 00:16:36 |
My God. |
| 00:16:38 |
Mark! |
| 00:16:40 |
I know when |
| 00:16:46 |
Shit. |
| 00:16:47 |
What do you mean, "shit"? |
| 00:16:51 |
I mean, you weren't supposed |
| 00:16:57 |
How could you do |
| 00:17:00 |
It was just to make |
| 00:17:03 |
It was the only way |
| 00:17:05 |
and finish |
| 00:17:08 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:17:10 |
Don't be so melodramatic! |
| 00:17:13 |
Shh! |
| 00:17:15 |
Look, just tell me, |
| 00:17:19 |
I don't know. |
| 00:17:20 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:17:22 |
I mean I don't know! |
| 00:17:25 |
[Moaning] |
| 00:17:30 |
(Danny) |
| 00:17:32 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:17:34 |
I've never known a girl |
| 00:17:36 |
It must be some sort |
| 00:17:38 |
God. |
| 00:17:40 |
Calm down, Mark. |
| 00:17:42 |
I'm perfectly fucking calm, |
| 00:17:45 |
I'm trying to find out |
| 00:17:49 |
You do realize that |
| 00:17:51 |
it effectively |
| 00:17:55 |
Sir, you cannot shout |
| 00:17:58 |
You want me to leave |
| 00:18:01 |
No, I don't want to fuck |
| 00:18:03 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:18:05 |
Who here wants to have sex |
| 00:18:08 |
Come on. |
| 00:18:12 |
What's going on? |
| 00:18:13 |
Vanessa, I'm handling it. |
| 00:18:15 |
I was going to |
| 00:18:18 |
I wanted you to be |
| 00:18:20 |
Oh, look at that. |
| 00:18:23 |
What a great guy. |
| 00:18:24 |
This has absolutely nothing |
| 00:18:27 |
Is it in your nature |
| 00:18:29 |
or are just compensating |
| 00:18:32 |
Vanessa, enough. |
| 00:18:35 |
Sir, I have to ask you |
| 00:18:38 |
Mark, why don't you go outside |
| 00:18:51 |
You okay? |
| 00:18:53 |
Yeah. |
| 00:19:02 |
You really need |
| 00:19:06 |
Vanessa, the guy left, |
| 00:19:08 |
Yeah, he needed |
| 00:19:10 |
That was really something. |
| 00:19:12 |
The way you singlehandedly |
| 00:19:15 |
That's quite impressive. |
| 00:19:17 |
It's not my fault |
| 00:19:20 |
What's that guy's problem? |
| 00:19:24 |
For one thing, |
| 00:19:29 |
I bet you she's up |
| 00:19:35 |
Where're you going? |
| 00:19:37 |
It'll be two minutes. |
| 00:19:41 |
Do you think you can just |
| 00:19:45 |
You sick pervert. |
| 00:19:47 |
You'll suffer |
| 00:19:50 |
You should be locked up. |
| 00:19:54 |
Pervert. |
| 00:19:55 |
Grandma, what the hell |
| 00:19:57 |
It's the handling |
| 00:20:05 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 00:20:09 |
# Woo-hoo |
| 00:20:11 |
# Come on, |
| 00:20:14 |
# Woo-hoo |
| 00:20:16 |
# Come on, |
| 00:20:18 |
What the... |
| 00:20:21 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:20:24 |
Sure. |
| 00:20:32 |
Thank you. |
| 00:20:38 |
You didn't hear the way |
| 00:20:40 |
She told me |
| 00:20:42 |
The woman |
| 00:20:45 |
Fuck off! |
| 00:20:48 |
It's your fault |
| 00:20:51 |
I can't deal |
| 00:20:59 |
It's not funny. |
| 00:21:02 |
I could be having |
| 00:21:04 |
Okay, mate. |
| 00:21:24 |
Hello, Tom. |
| 00:21:25 |
Hello, Charlie. |
| 00:21:28 |
How's Rachel? |
| 00:21:30 |
Not great. |
| 00:21:32 |
She says |
| 00:21:34 |
You have to wait outside. |
| 00:21:36 |
All right, mate. |
| 00:21:41 |
Tom, have you got |
| 00:21:46 |
No. |
| 00:21:55 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:22:04 |
Laura? |
| 00:22:07 |
You must be Steve. |
| 00:22:11 |
I'm relieved |
| 00:22:13 |
I was worried that Sean |
| 00:22:18 |
I'd have to dart out |
| 00:22:22 |
Right. |
| 00:22:30 |
How long do you think |
| 00:22:32 |
You gotta take a dump? |
| 00:22:34 |
Why don't you use |
| 00:22:36 |
I wanna use the cubicle. |
| 00:22:38 |
I don't like |
| 00:22:41 |
What are you worried about? |
| 00:22:43 |
I'm not worried |
| 00:22:45 |
I just find |
| 00:22:49 |
We're just expected |
| 00:22:54 |
You're afraid of getting |
| 00:22:58 |
I reckon that's what it is. |
| 00:23:03 |
and you'll sprout |
| 00:23:05 |
M ichael, there's nothing |
| 00:23:08 |
I never said there |
| 00:23:11 |
Have you been |
| 00:23:13 |
Not too long, no. |
| 00:23:15 |
Oh, good. |
| 00:23:19 |
I've been out |
| 00:23:23 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:23:26 |
It's for pigeons, mostly. |
| 00:23:30 |
I kill a lot of pigeons |
| 00:23:32 |
Cropping on the roof. |
| 00:23:34 |
And squirrels. |
| 00:23:36 |
Dirty little bastards. |
| 00:23:40 |
It's the latest model. |
| 00:23:44 |
Sounds nice. |
| 00:23:46 |
It's great. |
| 00:23:47 |
I'll show it to you. |
| 00:23:49 |
No, that's all right. |
| 00:23:51 |
So, are you |
| 00:23:54 |
U h... not massively, no. |
| 00:23:57 |
Sometimes I wish |
| 00:23:59 |
Really? Wow! |
| 00:24:02 |
One way to avoid |
| 00:24:05 |
Think about it. |
| 00:24:08 |
Never having to worry about |
| 00:24:11 |
that was gonna annoy her |
| 00:24:13 |
If you're gay, |
| 00:24:16 |
Are you all right |
| 00:24:18 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:19 |
At least I know |
| 00:24:23 |
Not that uncertainty |
| 00:24:26 |
Will we, won't we? |
| 00:24:28 |
I reckon I could go |
| 00:24:32 |
and pretty much rest assure |
| 00:24:36 |
[Toilet flushes] |
| 00:24:40 |
Hello. |
| 00:24:43 |
So how do you know Sean? |
| 00:24:45 |
Oh, I actually shared |
| 00:24:49 |
Do you remember when |
| 00:24:53 |
What was he like |
| 00:24:55 |
Oh, you don't want to know |
| 00:24:58 |
Yeah, I do. |
| 00:25:00 |
Well, I shouldn't |
| 00:25:04 |
Sean spent |
| 00:25:07 |
masturbating. |
| 00:25:09 |
Oh! |
| 00:25:10 |
Any chance he would get. |
| 00:25:13 |
It was like he was addicted |
| 00:25:16 |
Don't tell him |
| 00:25:20 |
But we once hid |
| 00:25:25 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:25:28 |
To this day |
| 00:25:31 |
a video tape |
| 00:25:34 |
Got me the funniest thing |
| 00:25:38 |
All right. |
| 00:25:39 |
How is it |
| 00:25:41 |
He's my brother-in-law. |
| 00:25:43 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:25:46 |
All right? |
| 00:25:48 |
How are you? |
| 00:25:52 |
I hope you don't mind. |
| 00:25:54 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:25:56 |
We're going to sort out |
| 00:26:00 |
Can't believe it. |
| 00:26:02 |
I wouldn't wanna be |
| 00:26:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:07 |
Listen, uh, David. |
| 00:26:10 |
I've got something |
| 00:26:12 |
What's that? |
| 00:26:13 |
This arrived |
| 00:26:20 |
Gee! My God, |
| 00:26:22 |
It's a dead rat, David. |
| 00:26:24 |
What are you doing |
| 00:26:26 |
First you've gotta promise me |
| 00:26:29 |
Not even Angela. |
| 00:26:31 |
Of course. |
| 00:26:33 |
I remember I used |
| 00:26:36 |
and just peek |
| 00:26:38 |
I thought it was |
| 00:26:40 |
I'm so close |
| 00:26:43 |
is that I'll be letting |
| 00:26:45 |
My dad managed |
| 00:26:48 |
He actually died here. |
| 00:26:50 |
He had a heart attack |
| 00:26:54 |
J ust feel like |
| 00:26:59 |
Rachel, I really think |
| 00:27:03 |
Quite frankly, I think |
| 00:27:06 |
Thanks. |
| 00:27:08 |
Don't tell the others, okay? |
| 00:27:12 |
Yeah, I won't say a word. |
| 00:27:15 |
What's going on? |
| 00:27:16 |
Nothing. |
| 00:27:30 |
I bet that guy |
| 00:27:32 |
Well, you did say |
| 00:27:36 |
So maybe. |
| 00:27:38 |
I should go and tell him |
| 00:27:40 |
Who gives a shit |
| 00:27:42 |
I don't like |
| 00:27:45 |
[Peeing] |
| 00:27:51 |
Mate, what the hell |
| 00:27:54 |
Danny, I think |
| 00:27:56 |
What sort of problem? |
| 00:27:58 |
When I go to the toilet, |
| 00:28:03 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:28:04 |
I think I've got a problem |
| 00:28:07 |
I'm sacred |
| 00:28:10 |
But you're not a doctor. |
| 00:28:14 |
You see? |
| 00:28:16 |
It's not getting |
| 00:28:18 |
I put my symptoms into |
| 00:28:23 |
I'm genuinely scared, |
| 00:28:24 |
You should go to a doctor. |
| 00:28:30 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:28:34 |
Keep your pants on. |
| 00:28:37 |
So, I'd just been down the pub |
| 00:28:40 |
Janey's been a total |
| 00:28:43 |
She's stressed out |
| 00:28:45 |
I just needed |
| 00:28:48 |
So, it's about 11: 30 |
| 00:28:51 |
And I really badly needed |
| 00:28:53 |
So, I go down the alleyway |
| 00:28:57 |
and I'm just about |
| 00:29:00 |
when I hear |
| 00:29:03 |
Well, first I think, |
| 00:29:05 |
I'm gonna be marked |
| 00:29:08 |
But then I turn around |
| 00:29:10 |
and there's just this |
| 00:29:16 |
And I'm quite |
| 00:29:18 |
I'm looking at her, |
| 00:29:22 |
my cock in my hand. |
| 00:29:25 |
Jesus! |
| 00:29:27 |
Well, she just stares at me |
| 00:29:30 |
and then she gets this, like, |
| 00:29:34 |
Then she runs off screaming, |
| 00:29:39 |
"Wanking off"?! |
| 00:29:42 |
Can I get you anything? |
| 00:29:44 |
U m, yeah. |
| 00:29:49 |
I'll have a latte, |
| 00:29:50 |
Sure. |
| 00:29:54 |
Wanking off? My God! |
| 00:29:58 |
Obviously, I got out of there |
| 00:30:01 |
But I was almost home |
| 00:30:06 |
and tells me I match |
| 00:30:10 |
They took me down the station |
| 00:30:15 |
The girl was 12 years old, |
| 00:30:19 |
It's a disgrace! |
| 00:30:33 |
Charlie! |
| 00:30:36 |
I'm doing terrible. |
| 00:30:39 |
Do you know |
| 00:30:42 |
No. |
| 00:30:43 |
I found it on the floor |
| 00:30:47 |
Really? |
| 00:30:48 |
Yeah, really. |
| 00:30:49 |
And you think |
| 00:30:51 |
I don't know. |
| 00:30:56 |
Why did you do it, Charlie? |
| 00:30:58 |
It was a threesome |
| 00:31:01 |
with two girls. |
| 00:31:05 |
What the fuck |
| 00:31:06 |
What the hell |
| 00:31:09 |
I don't know. |
| 00:31:10 |
Honestly, I just |
| 00:31:14 |
And then when the booze |
| 00:31:16 |
it just... came out. |
| 00:31:18 |
More and more and more. |
| 00:31:21 |
Truth fully, |
| 00:31:28 |
Do you think |
| 00:31:31 |
It doesn't look good. |
| 00:31:35 |
I gotta go. |
| 00:31:38 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:43 |
He's over there. |
| 00:31:45 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:31:46 |
Oh, bollocks. |
| 00:31:48 |
I don't know |
| 00:31:51 |
I'm sorry about this. |
| 00:31:52 |
Did you see him? |
| 00:31:54 |
Do you want |
| 00:31:57 |
No, of course not, |
| 00:31:58 |
J ust sit here. |
| 00:32:00 |
Vanessa, what's going on? |
| 00:32:02 |
Nothing. |
| 00:32:04 |
She's my grandmother. |
| 00:32:08 |
and it was my turn |
| 00:32:11 |
She can't stay here. |
| 00:32:13 |
Please, Rachel, |
| 00:32:17 |
What happened to her? |
| 00:32:19 |
She came home one day |
| 00:32:23 |
with a big nappy on, |
| 00:32:25 |
in a nursemaid's outfit. |
| 00:32:30 |
Look, today's a big day |
| 00:32:32 |
J ust make sure |
| 00:32:40 |
Tom, I'm gonna take |
| 00:32:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:44 |
I'm telling you, mate, |
| 00:32:48 |
How many times |
| 00:32:51 |
[Coughing] |
| 00:33:00 |
God! |
| 00:33:01 |
What the hell |
| 00:33:04 |
Are you doing drugs? |
| 00:33:08 |
No. |
| 00:33:10 |
It's, uh... |
| 00:33:14 |
He uses this |
| 00:33:17 |
Then why |
| 00:33:21 |
Because... |
| 00:33:24 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:33:28 |
J ust get out. |
| 00:33:31 |
I'm really sorry. |
| 00:33:42 |
Why did you tell her |
| 00:33:45 |
What difference does it make? |
| 00:33:49 |
What about the thing |
| 00:33:51 |
It came with a note saying, |
| 00:33:54 |
It's perfectly obvious. |
| 00:33:57 |
Jesus, John! |
| 00:34:01 |
Well, here's the thing. |
| 00:34:03 |
When the police arrested me, |
| 00:34:06 |
So, when they questioned me, |
| 00:34:11 |
So, what did you tell them? |
| 00:34:13 |
I told them |
| 00:34:15 |
You told them |
| 00:34:17 |
Yeah, at your house. |
| 00:34:19 |
You told them |
| 00:34:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:22 |
John, I'm a lawyerl |
| 00:34:24 |
That's why I thought of it! |
| 00:34:27 |
Are you joking? |
| 00:34:30 |
and I'm gonna have to lie |
| 00:34:33 |
It's not okay? |
| 00:34:34 |
No! No, it's not okay. |
| 00:34:38 |
I wouldn't be able |
| 00:34:40 |
What the hell |
| 00:34:42 |
I didn't know |
| 00:35:10 |
(Charlie) |
| 00:35:13 |
You're not supposed |
| 00:35:16 |
Ouch! |
| 00:35:19 |
I found this |
| 00:35:20 |
That's nice. |
| 00:35:22 |
Is it yours? |
| 00:35:23 |
Of course it's not mine. |
| 00:35:24 |
It has to belong to somebody. |
| 00:35:26 |
Look, stop waving |
| 00:35:29 |
I don't know, okay? |
| 00:35:32 |
But look at the facts. |
| 00:35:34 |
You tell Rachel |
| 00:35:37 |
Ended having |
| 00:35:41 |
She goes up to the office |
| 00:35:44 |
and no one sees them |
| 00:35:46 |
It doesn't take |
| 00:35:48 |
Dylan? |
| 00:35:49 |
Oh, Christ. |
| 00:35:52 |
What did you think? |
| 00:35:54 |
That there was |
| 00:35:57 |
You know, maybe |
| 00:36:00 |
She fancied a shag |
| 00:36:09 |
Dylan? |
| 00:36:13 |
Why aren't you eating? |
| 00:36:15 |
I can't eat. |
| 00:36:16 |
I've got no appetite. |
| 00:36:20 |
I need some salt. |
| 00:36:25 |
(female voice) |
| 00:36:29 |
Bloody hell. |
| 00:36:39 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:36:40 |
I don't believe |
| 00:36:43 |
If I tell you, |
| 00:36:47 |
Why would I get upset? |
| 00:36:49 |
Laura's here. |
| 00:36:52 |
Laura? |
| 00:36:54 |
As in... my Laura? |
| 00:36:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:59 |
Where is she? |
| 00:37:00 |
She's over there |
| 00:37:05 |
H i! |
| 00:37:09 |
I left a message |
| 00:37:13 |
(man over the phone) |
| 00:37:16 |
No. |
| 00:37:20 |
Why do you think |
| 00:37:22 |
'Cause it's my number. |
| 00:37:25 |
Right here |
| 00:37:27 |
What do you think? |
| 00:37:29 |
or you wrote it down wrong? |
| 00:37:32 |
Before I started business, |
| 00:37:35 |
and he thought it was |
| 00:37:39 |
He goes on his own, |
| 00:37:42 |
What was all that about? |
| 00:37:51 |
It's definitely her. |
| 00:37:54 |
Who's the bell-end |
| 00:37:57 |
Bet they're over there |
| 00:38:02 |
He is well built. |
| 00:38:06 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:09 |
What's wrong with me? |
| 00:38:13 |
my life won't be |
| 00:38:15 |
Dylan, it was only |
| 00:38:17 |
A lot of writers wait years |
| 00:38:20 |
My uncle wrote his whole life. |
| 00:38:24 |
That's good to know. |
| 00:38:27 |
Sorry. |
| 00:38:28 |
How're you doing? |
| 00:38:30 |
Terrible. |
| 00:38:33 |
and kicked it |
| 00:38:38 |
Charlie is still waiting |
| 00:38:40 |
He can wait all year. |
| 00:38:42 |
The guy looks |
| 00:38:44 |
Good! |
| 00:38:47 |
Don't you think |
| 00:38:51 |
He's looking |
| 00:38:53 |
Dylan, you're not |
| 00:38:57 |
[Clears throat] |
| 00:38:58 |
We'd better get back |
| 00:39:06 |
Oh, I'm so hungry |
| 00:39:09 |
Do you know |
| 00:39:10 |
Not those little |
| 00:39:15 |
You're not one of those, |
| 00:39:17 |
One of what? |
| 00:39:19 |
Vegetarian. |
| 00:39:21 |
Actually, I, I am |
| 00:39:24 |
Thats' fair enough. |
| 00:39:26 |
and they seem like |
| 00:39:29 |
Why shouldn't they be? |
| 00:39:30 |
Exactly. |
| 00:39:33 |
but each to their own. |
| 00:39:35 |
God knows I've got |
| 00:39:38 |
What's warped about |
| 00:39:40 |
Nothing. |
| 00:39:42 |
That it's warped |
| 00:39:46 |
Going to get all militant? |
| 00:39:48 |
I'm just stating |
| 00:39:50 |
And there's nothing wrong |
| 00:39:53 |
What does that mean? |
| 00:39:55 |
There's nothing wrong |
| 00:39:56 |
Of course there's |
| 00:39:58 |
Exactly! |
| 00:40:03 |
What you really |
| 00:40:07 |
make her jealous. |
| 00:40:08 |
How the hell |
| 00:40:10 |
Easy. |
| 00:40:12 |
I bet that |
| 00:40:15 |
Have you ever suffered |
| 00:40:18 |
Forget it I |
| 00:40:21 |
No! Do you have any idea |
| 00:40:26 |
Jesus! That woman |
| 00:40:28 |
That is not the point. |
| 00:40:30 |
So, what do you |
| 00:40:32 |
I don't know. |
| 00:40:34 |
and tell them |
| 00:40:35 |
Tell them I made a mistake? |
| 00:40:39 |
You should've thought |
| 00:40:43 |
to an under-aged girl. |
| 00:40:46 |
My God. |
| 00:40:49 |
Well, wouldn't be |
| 00:40:53 |
How can you compare |
| 00:40:56 |
I don't think my Aunt Betsy |
| 00:40:59 |
I was 12 years old! |
| 00:41:01 |
Besides, I don't know why |
| 00:41:05 |
When we all know about |
| 00:41:07 |
Foibles? |
| 00:41:08 |
You know exactly |
| 00:41:12 |
How do you think |
| 00:41:27 |
Rachel, I need to talk to you. |
| 00:41:30 |
Call the police, Vanessa. |
| 00:41:31 |
Call the police. |
| 00:41:36 |
God knows I deserve it. |
| 00:41:39 |
Rachel. |
| 00:41:45 |
But that didn't mean |
| 00:41:48 |
And I know that |
| 00:41:51 |
M istake we've made? |
| 00:41:52 |
Yes! |
| 00:41:55 |
I just know that |
| 00:42:01 |
That's it. |
| 00:42:03 |
Don't be bloody ridiculous. |
| 00:42:07 |
Please, Rachel. |
| 00:42:09 |
I'll make it up. |
| 00:42:12 |
They weren't even |
| 00:42:16 |
Give me another chance. |
| 00:42:18 |
(woman) |
| 00:42:21 |
Give him another chance. |
| 00:42:22 |
Yeah, don't be tight-assed. |
| 00:42:28 |
Come on. |
| 00:42:30 |
Come on. |
| 00:42:38 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:42:40 |
Not really. |
| 00:42:44 |
You're doing |
| 00:42:46 |
Am I? |
| 00:42:49 |
Look, just in case |
| 00:42:53 |
basically men are scum. |
| 00:42:56 |
They can't see |
| 00:42:58 |
which in the majority |
| 00:43:00 |
The only time they appreciate |
| 00:43:05 |
They think women should be |
| 00:43:09 |
that bring up their babies, |
| 00:43:13 |
and then suddenly transform |
| 00:43:18 |
I like a good fuck |
| 00:43:20 |
but I'm not gonna be |
| 00:43:23 |
Is this going |
| 00:43:26 |
I'm just saying |
| 00:43:29 |
to explore your options, |
| 00:43:32 |
This is the 21 st |
| 00:43:33 |
You should be getting |
| 00:43:37 |
That's not really me, |
| 00:43:39 |
Isn't it? |
| 00:43:41 |
Rachel, phone call. |
| 00:43:49 |
Hello? |
| 00:43:51 |
(woman) |
| 00:43:54 |
Sure. |
| 00:43:58 |
Bye. |
| 00:44:01 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:44:05 |
Mate, we've been sitting here |
| 00:44:08 |
These chips |
| 00:44:11 |
If you wanted |
| 00:44:12 |
you did do a very good job |
| 00:44:17 |
What in the bloody hell |
| 00:44:20 |
Am I literally the only |
| 00:44:23 |
What's going on? |
| 00:44:25 |
There's chaos. |
| 00:44:28 |
All right. |
| 00:44:31 |
Vanessa, Dylan, you keep |
| 00:44:37 |
All right, |
| 00:44:40 |
You do know this is |
| 00:44:42 |
I wouldn't call it that. |
| 00:44:44 |
It doesn't matter |
| 00:44:46 |
But you don't seem to be |
| 00:44:50 |
This is not the way |
| 00:44:52 |
You leave me no choice. |
| 00:44:53 |
Don't be such a child! |
| 00:44:55 |
You leave me no choice. |
| 00:44:58 |
I swear, if you say that again, |
| 00:45:07 |
Thank you. |
| 00:45:08 |
Thanks. |
| 00:45:10 |
Do you want anything |
| 00:45:12 |
No, thank you. |
| 00:45:16 |
it would be lovely. |
| 00:45:18 |
Thanks. |
| 00:45:20 |
Hello, boys! |
| 00:45:23 |
So, what's been going on? |
| 00:45:29 |
Are they gonna take |
| 00:45:36 |
Look, I'm sorry. |
| 00:45:40 |
What? |
| 00:45:41 |
There's just no |
| 00:45:45 |
Why? I mean, |
| 00:45:47 |
Well, it's just everything. |
| 00:45:52 |
To be honest, |
| 00:45:54 |
of getting us together |
| 00:45:57 |
I think I'm just gonna go. |
| 00:45:59 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:46:02 |
I'll go. I mean, |
| 00:46:07 |
I guess I'll... |
| 00:46:09 |
Yeah, see you. |
| 00:46:16 |
So, John, did David |
| 00:46:20 |
Yeah, pretty much. |
| 00:46:23 |
Did you hear about these |
| 00:46:25 |
M m-hm. |
| 00:46:29 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:32 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:46:33 |
Why are you two acting |
| 00:46:36 |
We've just been |
| 00:46:39 |
About what? |
| 00:46:41 |
I've got some legal |
| 00:46:43 |
What kind of legal stuff? |
| 00:46:44 |
It's nothing |
| 00:46:46 |
I'm a lawyer, too, John. |
| 00:46:50 |
No, of course not. |
| 00:46:54 |
I haven't agreed |
| 00:46:56 |
Don't you think you should, |
| 00:47:00 |
What circumstances? |
| 00:47:03 |
Right, that's it. |
| 00:47:07 |
and I want to know now. |
| 00:47:11 |
I've got something |
| 00:47:13 |
Don't be a fool, |
| 00:47:15 |
What is it? |
| 00:47:16 |
It's something that |
| 00:47:20 |
and I am so sorry |
| 00:47:22 |
For God sake, |
| 00:47:29 |
I sometimes wear your clothes |
| 00:47:32 |
What? |
| 00:47:33 |
Actually he only wears |
| 00:47:43 |
(female voice) |
| 00:47:47 |
I did bring you that tea |
| 00:47:50 |
It was cold |
| 00:47:51 |
That's ridiculous. |
| 00:47:53 |
Are you arguing with me? |
| 00:47:56 |
You know what? |
| 00:47:59 |
Is this some kind |
| 00:48:02 |
No. |
| 00:48:03 |
Are you gay? |
| 00:48:05 |
No, I'm not gay. |
| 00:48:07 |
Then what the fuck |
| 00:48:09 |
He's a transvestite. |
| 00:48:11 |
Will you shut up? |
| 00:48:13 |
You can't blame me |
| 00:48:15 |
I kept that |
| 00:48:17 |
You've known |
| 00:48:21 |
It's not my place. |
| 00:48:22 |
So, what is this? |
| 00:48:24 |
Some weird, perverted |
| 00:48:27 |
where you both dress up |
| 00:48:30 |
Hang on a minute. |
| 00:48:33 |
That's right. |
| 00:48:36 |
That is a vicious lie. |
| 00:48:37 |
What are you |
| 00:48:39 |
John hangs around and waits |
| 00:48:43 |
It's not true. |
| 00:48:47 |
Shut up, |
| 00:48:50 |
Let me just get this |
| 00:48:54 |
Basically, since we've |
| 00:48:57 |
you've been waiting for me |
| 00:49:02 |
and prance around |
| 00:49:05 |
I don't prance around at all. |
| 00:49:10 |
So, what do you do? |
| 00:49:14 |
I just watch the telly |
| 00:49:18 |
Vacuuming? |
| 00:49:21 |
And you, |
| 00:49:25 |
Look, don't you think |
| 00:49:30 |
He's the one |
| 00:49:33 |
Angela? |
| 00:49:36 |
Don't you think |
| 00:49:41 |
What the hell |
| 00:49:44 |
Oh, you don't have |
| 00:49:49 |
What is this thing? |
| 00:49:51 |
No, it's nothing. |
| 00:49:53 |
What the... |
| 00:49:59 |
Oh, you sick bastards. |
| 00:50:03 |
Angela, please, calm down. |
| 00:50:08 |
Got the wedding |
| 00:50:13 |
Angela! |
| 00:50:17 |
Would you like |
| 00:50:19 |
Look, will you just |
| 00:50:30 |
What's the matter |
| 00:50:32 |
[Voice cracking] |
| 00:50:35 |
and he told me to fuck off. |
| 00:50:36 |
I've had enough. |
| 00:50:38 |
You can't go home. |
| 00:50:39 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:50:41 |
You have to stay. |
| 00:50:43 |
Nobody else is doing any work. |
| 00:50:47 |
You can sack me |
| 00:50:49 |
I need you here! |
| 00:50:51 |
You'll manage. |
| 00:50:52 |
You don't understand. |
| 00:50:58 |
I didn't wanna |
| 00:51:01 |
I'm in line for a job. |
| 00:51:05 |
And the owner's |
| 00:51:10 |
You're leaving? |
| 00:51:15 |
This job would be |
| 00:51:21 |
I can't stay here forever. |
| 00:51:27 |
When's he coming? |
| 00:51:29 |
Any minute now. |
| 00:51:35 |
Thank you, Tom. |
| 00:51:39 |
I'm gonna go an check |
| 00:51:45 |
[Whispering] |
| 00:51:52 |
You know, I was never |
| 00:51:57 |
Making it in the long run |
| 00:52:00 |
But look |
| 00:52:04 |
Sure there are plenty |
| 00:52:11 |
Hello, again. |
| 00:52:12 |
Oh, hello. |
| 00:52:14 |
Look, I know we |
| 00:52:19 |
We both know |
| 00:52:22 |
Do we? |
| 00:52:23 |
I'm a man, |
| 00:52:27 |
And I reckon you probably get |
| 00:52:31 |
You must be, what? |
| 00:52:35 |
I'm 27. |
| 00:52:36 |
Exactly. Well, |
| 00:52:39 |
What I'm trying to say |
| 00:52:43 |
we could just go back |
| 00:52:46 |
My God, |
| 00:52:50 |
What's the worst |
| 00:52:52 |
I mean, you have a bit |
| 00:52:53 |
You go home, |
| 00:52:55 |
I n a day or two |
| 00:52:58 |
But then again, |
| 00:53:01 |
I've never had |
| 00:53:05 |
So, uh, |
| 00:53:09 |
Thanks and everything. |
| 00:53:13 |
but I think |
| 00:53:16 |
Really? |
| 00:53:19 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:21 |
Fair enough, then. |
| 00:53:23 |
Bye. |
| 00:53:25 |
Okay. |
| 00:53:35 |
M ike, Laura's getting up. |
| 00:53:44 |
Didn't even notice me. |
| 00:53:49 |
Quickly, while she's gone. |
| 00:53:52 |
She's just broken up |
| 00:53:54 |
Exactly, mate. |
| 00:53:56 |
Plus, she's feeling |
| 00:53:59 |
Her self-esteem |
| 00:54:01 |
I've never seen |
| 00:54:03 |
I'm more likely to stab myself |
| 00:54:08 |
You want Laura to come |
| 00:54:12 |
while she's out |
| 00:54:14 |
Yeah, but think about it. |
| 00:54:21 |
She wouldn't think |
| 00:54:26 |
No. |
| 00:54:28 |
[Angela retching] |
| 00:54:32 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:54:33 |
[Coughs] |
| 00:54:39 |
[Flushes toilet] |
| 00:54:46 |
Is there anything |
| 00:54:48 |
Well, I just found out that |
| 00:54:55 |
What do you suggest? |
| 00:55:07 |
Oh, no, here she goes, |
| 00:55:10 |
She's looking around |
| 00:55:12 |
She's about to leave. |
| 00:55:15 |
I will. |
| 00:55:17 |
Good man. |
| 00:55:24 |
Go on, then. |
| 00:55:30 |
Come on, M ichael, |
| 00:55:40 |
[Clears throat] |
| 00:55:44 |
Hello. |
| 00:55:45 |
Hello. |
| 00:55:52 |
What are you reading? |
| 00:55:57 |
That's a good book. |
| 00:55:59 |
Anna Kara... |
| 00:56:01 |
Karenina. |
| 00:56:04 |
No. |
| 00:56:06 |
I just... me mates, |
| 00:56:11 |
Do you mind if I sit down |
| 00:56:14 |
Go on. |
| 00:56:18 |
I just want to sit |
| 00:56:21 |
to apologize |
| 00:56:25 |
Your friend's an idiot. |
| 00:56:27 |
What sort of a person |
| 00:56:31 |
He's not my friend. |
| 00:56:35 |
[Whispers] |
| 00:56:37 |
It's sad, but true. |
| 00:56:42 |
I'm Gloria. |
| 00:56:43 |
You cunt. |
| 00:56:45 |
You evil cunt! |
| 00:56:48 |
Pervert! |
| 00:56:50 |
This man is a deviant. |
| 00:56:52 |
He gets sexual satisfaction |
| 00:56:56 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 00:57:01 |
Okay, okay. |
| 00:57:03 |
What the hell |
| 00:57:05 |
My husband. |
| 00:57:07 |
He dresses up in a nappy |
| 00:57:10 |
He needs to be locked up. |
| 00:57:12 |
I can assure you |
| 00:57:17 |
You know, look at her. |
| 00:57:24 |
Surely, could you sit down? |
| 00:57:30 |
[Shouting] |
| 00:57:32 |
This man is a pervert! |
| 00:57:35 |
He needs to be locked upl |
| 00:57:38 |
He's sick. |
| 00:57:41 |
You're crazy. |
| 00:57:44 |
Stay. |
| 00:57:52 |
What's going on? |
| 00:57:54 |
Vanessa's grandmother |
| 00:57:57 |
Where is she? |
| 00:57:59 |
We put her outside. |
| 00:58:00 |
Outside? You can't |
| 00:58:05 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:58:08 |
and I'd like to apologize |
| 00:58:12 |
and offer you all |
| 00:58:18 |
Grandmal |
| 00:58:19 |
You have to believe me. |
| 00:58:22 |
That woman |
| 00:58:24 |
I don't know |
| 00:58:27 |
I mean, I've never |
| 00:58:29 |
You know, |
| 00:58:34 |
It was an accident. |
| 00:58:36 |
I can... |
| 00:58:39 |
You might have to open |
| 00:58:42 |
What the hell |
| 00:58:44 |
He's some kind of pervert. |
| 00:58:46 |
Someone should call |
| 00:58:49 |
She's not my wife, |
| 00:58:51 |
She was insane! |
| 00:58:54 |
What the hell are you doing |
| 00:58:57 |
I was just... |
| 00:58:59 |
Right. |
| 00:59:02 |
Mark, just leave it. |
| 00:59:04 |
You heard me. |
| 00:59:06 |
No, no. |
| 00:59:08 |
You don't understand, |
| 00:59:11 |
You and me |
| 00:59:13 |
You can either walk out, |
| 00:59:16 |
I've got cancer. |
| 00:59:20 |
What? |
| 00:59:26 |
I've got cancer. |
| 00:59:29 |
So, you know, |
| 00:59:46 |
[Clears throat] |
| 00:59:54 |
He says he does the ironing. |
| 00:59:57 |
He puts on my underwear |
| 01:00:00 |
What am I supposed |
| 01:00:03 |
Well, that doesn't |
| 01:00:07 |
Yeah, brilliant. |
| 01:00:08 |
My ex-fiancé |
| 01:00:11 |
I'd have been happy for him |
| 01:00:14 |
if he'd do the washing up |
| 01:00:16 |
Really? |
| 01:00:19 |
He couldn't handle |
| 01:00:23 |
We got engaged |
| 01:00:26 |
He used to wake up |
| 01:00:29 |
and nightmares |
| 01:00:31 |
Eventually, we accepted |
| 01:00:34 |
The thing is, |
| 01:00:39 |
I guess I was trying |
| 01:00:43 |
instead of just accepting |
| 01:00:47 |
Now I'm back to being |
| 01:00:52 |
I don't believe |
| 01:00:56 |
Where were you? |
| 01:00:59 |
What was I |
| 01:01:01 |
To tell him you have cancer, |
| 01:01:03 |
Do you think |
| 01:01:05 |
Fucking freak. |
| 01:01:09 |
Oh, just leave it, |
| 01:01:12 |
Come on, |
| 01:01:18 |
I'm not coming. |
| 01:01:19 |
Don't start this shit now. |
| 01:01:21 |
I mean it. |
| 01:01:23 |
I'm fed up |
| 01:01:26 |
The possessiveness, |
| 01:01:28 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:01:30 |
You've got a lot |
| 01:01:43 |
The fit ones |
| 01:01:46 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:49 |
They're just not worth it. |
| 01:01:54 |
Hi. |
| 01:01:55 |
(man over the phone) |
| 01:01:57 |
He's there. |
| 01:02:01 |
Fuck. |
| 01:02:02 |
(Sam) |
| 01:02:03 |
Hey, Sam! |
| 01:02:05 |
How are you doing? |
| 01:02:06 |
Great. So? |
| 01:02:08 |
Yeah, I spoke |
| 01:02:10 |
What did they think? |
| 01:02:12 |
Well, they said they, uh... |
| 01:02:18 |
Didn't get it? |
| 01:02:19 |
Apparently not. |
| 01:02:21 |
What do you mean |
| 01:02:24 |
They said there |
| 01:02:27 |
Not enough action? |
| 01:02:31 |
It's not supposed |
| 01:02:33 |
They didn't care. |
| 01:02:34 |
You know, Sam, |
| 01:02:36 |
Call them back and tell them |
| 01:02:40 |
And furthermore, when people |
| 01:02:44 |
and they come crawling back, |
| 01:02:47 |
to publish my next novel, |
| 01:02:52 |
Calm down, dude. |
| 01:02:55 |
Will you call me back? |
| 01:03:01 |
They didn't get it. |
| 01:03:05 |
They didn't get it. |
| 01:03:08 |
I'm so sorry, |
| 01:03:15 |
U h, what's going on? |
| 01:03:18 |
How can you two |
| 01:03:21 |
Perhaps someone |
| 01:03:23 |
We do have customers |
| 01:03:26 |
Dylan just got |
| 01:03:28 |
They're not gonna |
| 01:03:30 |
I see. It turns out |
| 01:03:35 |
Jesus, Tom! |
| 01:03:37 |
What? He's been |
| 01:03:40 |
like he's some sort |
| 01:03:42 |
Why don't you shut |
| 01:03:43 |
Maybe you wanna shut it |
| 01:03:45 |
Maybe I will. |
| 01:03:46 |
Whoa, whoa. |
| 01:03:48 |
be we still got a cafe to run |
| 01:03:52 |
Come on. |
| 01:03:54 |
Fine. Here're |
| 01:03:56 |
You can add them to the backlog |
| 01:04:03 |
Shall I get Charlie? |
| 01:04:28 |
Do you want to do |
| 01:04:29 |
Yes, please. |
| 01:04:31 |
Come on. |
| 01:04:43 |
H i. |
| 01:04:46 |
Tom said you might need |
| 01:04:48 |
It doesn't mean |
| 01:05:01 |
Bloody hell. |
| 01:05:04 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 01:05:09 |
Let's get going. |
| 01:05:16 |
Don't we get any cake? |
| 01:05:20 |
The coffee is free. |
| 01:05:23 |
I think if they're going |
| 01:05:26 |
Who has coffee |
| 01:05:28 |
I don't know. |
| 01:05:32 |
Look, no one ever said |
| 01:05:35 |
If you need cake, |
| 01:05:39 |
If you don't like it, |
| 01:05:42 |
I demand to speak |
| 01:05:44 |
N ice one, Dylan. |
| 01:05:46 |
Fuck you! |
| 01:05:55 |
What are you doing in here? |
| 01:05:56 |
Actually, Rachel asked me |
| 01:05:59 |
Two more Greek salads. |
| 01:06:01 |
That shouldn't be a problem |
| 01:06:03 |
You can do both |
| 01:06:06 |
H i. I'd like to report |
| 01:06:11 |
Charlie, did you ever |
| 01:06:15 |
Yeah, I did, Tom. |
| 01:06:16 |
Really? |
| 01:06:21 |
It was Rachel and Dylan. |
| 01:06:24 |
Was it? |
| 01:06:25 |
Come on. |
| 01:06:31 |
There you go. |
| 01:06:33 |
Hey, man! |
| 01:06:35 |
That was quite a display |
| 01:06:38 |
I just found out my novel |
| 01:06:42 |
Hey, man, |
| 01:06:44 |
you mind if I play |
| 01:06:47 |
Is that cool? |
| 01:06:49 |
Knock yourself out. |
| 01:06:52 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:06:53 |
Not now. |
| 01:06:55 |
(whiny customer) |
| 01:06:57 |
that doesn't even look |
| 01:07:00 |
Then they try |
| 01:07:06 |
H i. Yeah, Id' like to report |
| 01:07:12 |
Yes. M m-hm. |
| 01:07:15 |
Yes. |
| 01:07:16 |
(Rachel) |
| 01:07:19 |
Oh, yesl |
| 01:07:22 |
I never knew sex could be |
| 01:07:25 |
Thank you. |
| 01:07:27 |
What are we gonna do |
| 01:07:29 |
Who cares? |
| 01:07:30 |
[Both laugh] |
| 01:07:34 |
To Charlie. |
| 01:07:36 |
[Laughing continues] |
| 01:07:39 |
(Vanessa) |
| 01:07:42 |
Rachel! |
| 01:07:44 |
M r. Davies! |
| 01:07:46 |
Rachel! |
| 01:07:49 |
Sorry. |
| 01:07:52 |
Please, darling, |
| 01:07:56 |
Did you fuck Dylan?! |
| 01:07:58 |
Did you?! |
| 01:07:59 |
What the hell are you talking? |
| 01:08:02 |
Everybody, listen up. |
| 01:08:06 |
most generous, most wonderful |
| 01:08:10 |
and until |
| 01:08:13 |
I don't now why, |
| 01:08:16 |
I royally fucking |
| 01:08:21 |
or anything like that. |
| 01:08:23 |
But they were twins! |
| 01:08:25 |
What was I supposed to do? |
| 01:08:28 |
Bloody hell, Rach. |
| 01:08:32 |
I don't know what to do. |
| 01:08:35 |
I'll get on my knees. |
| 01:08:39 |
Please, Rachel. |
| 01:08:40 |
That's it, get up. |
| 01:08:44 |
I don't want. |
| 01:08:45 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:08:49 |
I thought it'd be a good idea |
| 01:08:53 |
This is for all of you |
| 01:08:57 |
# I don't believe in Heaven # |
| 01:09:03 |
# I don't believe in God # |
| 01:09:08 |
# My parents are dead # |
| 01:09:12 |
# I got no friends # |
| 01:09:15 |
# I don't even have a dog # |
| 01:09:26 |
M r. Davies, why don't we get |
| 01:09:29 |
And we can have a chat, |
| 01:09:32 |
# There once was a time |
| 01:09:35 |
# But I threw it all away # |
| 01:09:39 |
# Now I sit here |
| 01:09:41 |
# J ust wasting away # |
| 01:09:44 |
# Like a rotting corpse # |
| 01:09:50 |
I guess the thing is |
| 01:09:54 |
who was sweet, |
| 01:09:58 |
and happy in men's clothes. |
| 01:10:01 |
To be honest with you, |
| 01:10:05 |
is wear your underwear |
| 01:10:08 |
You're doing |
| 01:10:17 |
# When all is said and done # |
| 01:10:19 |
# A six by two-foot box |
| 01:10:24 |
# Being eaten over decades |
| 01:10:30 |
# I just want |
| 01:10:32 |
# p ut a bullet in my eye # |
| 01:10:36 |
# I just wanna kill myself # |
| 01:10:39 |
# I just want to die # |
| 01:10:43 |
# I just want to die # |
| 01:10:48 |
Thank you. |
| 01:10:54 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:10:56 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:10:58 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:11:02 |
Right. |
| 01:11:05 |
N umber one. |
| 01:11:09 |
N umber two. |
| 01:11:13 |
I'm not having you |
| 01:11:16 |
And number three. |
| 01:11:20 |
I'll kill you both. |
| 01:11:23 |
Come along, David. |
| 01:11:26 |
So, you're gonna get back to me |
| 01:11:40 |
Damn! |
| 01:11:41 |
Tom, that guy in the suit, |
| 01:11:44 |
That is the owner |
| 01:11:47 |
The Marion? |
| 01:11:48 |
He's come to see Rachel |
| 01:11:54 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:11:56 |
I made a mistake |
| 01:11:57 |
You'd rather got married |
| 01:12:01 |
I'm not shagging anyone. |
| 01:12:02 |
There is potential there. |
| 01:12:04 |
It's not good enough. |
| 01:12:08 |
I'm sick of you |
| 01:12:10 |
like you've got |
| 01:12:12 |
You've never |
| 01:12:14 |
Easy, mate, |
| 01:12:15 |
Maybe not, but all you do |
| 01:12:18 |
Are you listening to me? |
| 01:12:20 |
Oh, my fucking Lord! |
| 01:12:22 |
[Gunshot] |
| 01:12:23 |
Right. |
| 01:12:27 |
Do you... |
| 01:12:29 |
Come on, pigeon hat. |
| 01:12:34 |
I'm going to cure you I |
| 01:12:37 |
Grandma. |
| 01:12:40 |
[Bang] |
| 01:12:43 |
Oh, bugger! Come on. |
| 01:12:53 |
What have you done |
| 01:12:56 |
Sorry, mate. |
| 01:13:00 |
Grandma. |
| 01:13:02 |
Should we call |
| 01:13:04 |
She just blasted a hole |
| 01:13:07 |
All right, everyone, |
| 01:13:09 |
Hello, sir. |
| 01:13:13 |
What's going on? |
| 01:13:15 |
Nothing. |
| 01:13:18 |
I would love |
| 01:13:24 |
Hello? |
| 01:13:27 |
You feeling okay? |
| 01:13:29 |
Could I get a cup of tea? |
| 01:13:32 |
It's not just the business. |
| 01:13:38 |
And the staff, |
| 01:13:41 |
And the customers, |
| 01:13:44 |
That's why they keep on |
| 01:13:46 |
I honestly truly think |
| 01:13:49 |
that she'll be |
| 01:13:52 |
If you're all so fond of her, |
| 01:13:56 |
To be honest with you, |
| 01:14:00 |
is for Rachel to leave. |
| 01:14:03 |
But I know that she's always |
| 01:14:07 |
And, uh, and me, |
| 01:14:11 |
completely and utterly |
| 01:14:15 |
I guess I just want her |
| 01:14:19 |
H i. |
| 01:14:22 |
No harm done. |
| 01:14:25 |
Good. |
| 01:14:28 |
Good bye. |
| 01:14:33 |
I nteresting staff. |
| 01:14:36 |
Sorry about that. |
| 01:14:38 |
Danny. |
| 01:14:40 |
I have to tell you |
| 01:14:43 |
What? |
| 01:14:45 |
When she fired the gun, |
| 01:14:49 |
Well, mate, so did I! |
| 01:14:52 |
No, no. |
| 01:14:53 |
I mean I actually |
| 01:15:01 |
You did what? |
| 01:15:03 |
[Whispering] |
| 01:15:08 |
I've shat in my pants. |
| 01:15:11 |
[Whispering] |
| 01:15:17 |
You did, didn't you? |
| 01:15:20 |
Fucking hell. |
| 01:15:22 |
We'll get you to the toilet. |
| 01:15:25 |
No toilets. |
| 01:15:28 |
And I'll deal |
| 01:15:30 |
So, up on three then. |
| 01:15:32 |
On three. |
| 01:15:34 |
One. |
| 01:15:36 |
Make me stand on three. |
| 01:15:38 |
One. |
| 01:15:40 |
Two. Three. |
| 01:15:48 |
Thank you. |
| 01:15:52 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:15:56 |
Thank you. |
| 01:16:01 |
Do you know what? |
| 01:16:02 |
I'm not gay. |
| 01:16:05 |
Great. |
| 01:16:08 |
Mike? |
| 01:16:13 |
Laura? |
| 01:16:16 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:16:17 |
What the hell is going on? |
| 01:16:19 |
J ust some crazy old woman |
| 01:16:22 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:16:24 |
Yeah, I'm fine. |
| 01:16:26 |
Now I'm done, eh? |
| 01:16:30 |
Can you just... |
| 01:16:35 |
Thank you. |
| 01:16:41 |
It's funny |
| 01:16:44 |
well, I've, uh, |
| 01:16:50 |
And I was just, |
| 01:16:53 |
that we still have stuff |
| 01:16:58 |
What's that terrible smell? |
| 01:17:00 |
I don't know. |
| 01:17:04 |
and we could go |
| 01:17:07 |
Whatever you fancy. |
| 01:17:08 |
Yeah. |
| 01:17:10 |
Me, too. |
| 01:17:15 |
I'll, uh... |
| 01:17:17 |
I don't know! |
| 01:17:20 |
Bye, then. |
| 01:17:23 |
Right. |
| 01:17:26 |
I don't believe you told her |
| 01:17:29 |
I 'd give you such |
| 01:17:32 |
Well, I have. |
| 01:17:33 |
So shut the fuck up. |
| 01:17:43 |
God! I can't believe you |
| 01:17:46 |
What is wrong with you? |
| 01:17:47 |
She was holding |
| 01:17:49 |
You're lucky |
| 01:17:51 |
You shut up. |
| 01:17:55 |
The backlog of orders, |
| 01:17:56 |
and Rachel is in the office |
| 01:18:00 |
What do you mean |
| 01:18:04 |
Thanks for stepping by. |
| 01:18:05 |
Well, it's been my pleasure. |
| 01:18:08 |
Good bye. |
| 01:18:16 |
Hey. |
| 01:18:18 |
How did it go? |
| 01:18:19 |
He said that the fact |
| 01:18:22 |
considering the misfits |
| 01:18:27 |
He offered me the job. |
| 01:18:30 |
I don't know |
| 01:18:32 |
You should take it. |
| 01:18:48 |
Did you get the job? |
| 01:18:52 |
And? |
| 01:18:59 |
I'm gonna take it. |
| 01:19:00 |
That's great I |
| 01:19:12 |
Tom. |
| 01:19:13 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:19:18 |
You know I couldn't have gone |
| 01:19:23 |
And actually, I was wondering |
| 01:19:30 |
Oh, God, Rachel. |
| 01:19:57 |
Well, you turned out |
| 01:20:00 |
Didn't know |
| 01:20:02 |
Neither did I. |
| 01:20:06 |
At least one of us |
| 01:20:08 |
You're gonna make it |
| 01:20:12 |
You got to keep working |
| 01:20:20 |
I'm gonna miss you. |
| 01:20:23 |
I'm gonna miss you, too. |
| 01:20:25 |
For what it's worth, |
| 01:20:28 |
I think you should |
| 01:20:30 |
Really? |
| 01:20:32 |
Life's confusing, Rachel. |
| 01:20:36 |
Especially him. |
| 01:20:38 |
But he loves you. |
| 01:20:42 |
You shouldn't take that |
| 01:21:10 |
That was nice. |
| 01:21:13 |
What you said |
| 01:21:18 |
I meant it. |
| 01:21:20 |
Charlie! |
| 01:21:23 |
I know I fucked up, |
| 01:21:25 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:29 |
J ust so you know, |
| 01:21:33 |
You must've been |
| 01:21:36 |
a difficult proposition |
| 01:21:38 |
What are you |
| 01:21:40 |
The condom wrapper. |
| 01:21:42 |
Charlie, I didn't |
| 01:21:46 |
What? |
| 01:21:48 |
Who's was it, then? |
| 01:21:50 |
I don't know. You're |
| 01:21:56 |
So, was it worth it? |
| 01:21:59 |
The threesome? |
| 01:22:01 |
Nothing, nothing |
| 01:22:08 |
because you are |
| 01:22:10 |
And to think |
| 01:22:14 |
because of some dirty |
| 01:22:18 |
makes me feel |
| 01:22:21 |
You are what you are. |
| 01:22:23 |
I know. |
| 01:22:27 |
J ust give me |
| 01:22:31 |
J ust tell me this |
| 01:22:34 |
I'm not asking |
| 01:22:36 |
But please tell me |
| 01:22:46 |
[Whispers] |
| 01:22:49 |
[Whispers] |
| 01:22:56 |
I'll think about it. |
| 01:22:58 |
[Whispers] |
| 01:23:03 |
I've got to get back. |
| 01:23:17 |
So, it actually happened |
| 01:23:21 |
What are you |
| 01:23:23 |
Everyone keeps saying, |
| 01:23:25 |
I just wanna know |
| 01:23:28 |
Are you the most irritating |
| 01:23:31 |
It was us, you idiot. |
| 01:23:36 |
I know. |
| 01:23:38 |
thought there might have been |
| 01:23:40 |
Well, there wasn't, okay? |
| 01:23:44 |
Sorry. |
| 01:23:45 |
I'm used to it. |
| 01:23:48 |
All right. |
| 01:23:51 |
Make sure you bring her |
| 01:23:54 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 01:23:56 |
See you tomorrow. |
| 01:23:57 |
See you. |
| 01:24:02 |
God, what a day. |
| 01:24:06 |
I can't believe |
| 01:24:08 |
Well, just remember |
| 01:24:15 |
[Smack] |
| 01:24:24 |
Thank you for a lovely |
| 01:24:27 |
Of course. |
| 01:24:46 |
(whole cast) |
| 01:24:50 |
# After you've gone, |
| 01:24:54 |
# You'll feel blue, |
| 01:24:58 |
# You've missed the bestest pal |
| 01:25:02 |
# There'll come a time, |
| 01:25:05 |
# There'll come a time, |
| 01:25:09 |
# Someday you'll know |
| 01:25:14 |
# You know my love for you |
| 01:25:17 |
# After you've gone # |
| 01:25:19 |
# After you've gone away # |
| 01:25:22 |
# Away # |
| 01:25:26 |
# Away # |
