Calamity Jane

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00:01:23 The Deadwood stage!
00:05:56 Make mine sarsaparilla.
00:06:04 It ain't so funny.
00:06:07 Any excitement on this trip, Calam?
00:06:10 Excitement! Why, I got more arrows
00:06:12 ...of that coach
00:06:16 Seemed like the whole Sioux nation.
00:06:18 - Hey, where is that sarsaparilla?
00:06:38 No, please. Don't. Don't!
00:06:45 Is there a woman in here?
00:06:47 No, sir. Just Indians.
00:06:53 Where is my actress?
00:07:00 Without warning, down they come out
00:07:05 There must have been 100 of them.
00:07:11 It weren't no laughing matter.
00:07:13 Sure, it wasn't. I'd hate to have
00:07:17 You know, Bill, except for me...
00:07:18 ...you're the only other galoot in the world
00:07:23 Of course,
00:07:26 My gun got so hot,
00:07:29 ...holding the muzzle of my gun
00:07:34 I must have killed at least 30 of them
00:07:45 I've got to see to the horses.
00:07:57 How many of them Injuns
00:08:01 About 30, I reckon, Calam.
00:08:02 That's better. Next time I tell a story,
00:08:06 ...you toothless old buffalo!
00:08:09 Come and get them.
00:08:12 Who wants cigarettes? Just came in
00:08:19 Look at them, snapping at those cigarettes
00:08:25 - Another dying Robert E. Lee.
00:08:28 - Queen Victoria.
00:08:31 I've got her!
00:08:34 I'll give you $5 for it.
00:08:35 I wouldn't take $50,
00:08:41 - What you suppose is getting into them?
00:08:47 What's an Adelaid?
00:08:49 She's a hope. A dream. A vision.
00:08:52 You see her carved on the prow
00:08:54 ...in the dying embers of the camp fire.
00:08:56 Circe, Aphrodite, Helen of Troy.
00:09:03 All that in a pack of cigarettes?
00:09:10 Beautiful, ain't she?
00:09:13 She's got nothing on but her underwear!
00:09:15 Them is tights, Calam.
00:09:18 She is a great actress, so they tell me.
00:09:21 She's charming, a lovely figure,
00:09:27 She looks like a fat,
00:09:31 I could look the same.
00:09:35 It ain't one man wouldn't ride 100 miles
00:09:40 You, maybe.
00:09:43 But a gentleman wouldn't look twice
00:09:45 A gentleman like Lt. Gilmartin?
00:09:49 Yes, now that you mention it.
00:09:52 You're kind of stuck on him, ain't you?
00:09:56 Ain't saying until he does.
00:09:59 Where's he been, anyway?
00:10:03 He's on duty at the Fort, I guess.
00:10:07 He came in to buy a pack
00:10:13 Mr. Miller, please.
00:10:17 Why should they?
00:10:18 But, Mr. Miller, you're expecting me.
00:10:24 Where is my actress?
00:10:25 The one who wrote me the letter
00:10:29 I hired her.
00:10:33 I'm advertising her.
00:10:37 Well, that's me.
00:10:40 You're her?
00:10:41 No, I'm not her. You see, I'm...
00:10:45 Look. "'Francis Fryer."'
00:10:48 You're Francis Fryer?
00:10:53 No, you're not fired.
00:10:57 I'm ruined.
00:10:58 I advertised an actress. When that crowd
00:11:02 Go hide in my office.
00:11:11 Tell us all about it.
00:11:13 What happened? Who got you?
00:11:15 Indians. War party.
00:11:17 There were five of us: Two surveyors
00:11:21 They jumped us at Eagle Pass.
00:11:24 They killed the surveyors
00:11:27 - What lieutenant?
00:11:32 - They got Danny Gilmartin?
00:11:35 The rotten savages!
00:11:39 How did they get him? Quick?
00:11:42 - I reckon. Or in the head.
00:11:45 Don't you know?
00:11:46 They got him plenty.
00:11:49 His horse went down.
00:11:52 Didn't you go back and find out for sure?
00:11:54 How could we? They chased us
00:12:01 You left him, didn't you?
00:12:02 You never went back to see if
00:12:05 You slab-sided, white-bellied coyotes.
00:12:08 You left Danny
00:12:12 - Calam, where are you going?
00:13:00 Let's go!
00:13:16 - Are you all right?
00:13:29 Get on that horse.
00:13:40 Why do we have to ride the same horse?
00:13:44 It's cozier this way.
00:13:53 What happened then, Calam?
00:13:56 I give him a bullet
00:13:59 Then me and Danny lit out,
00:14:02 I shot them both. Didn't I, Danny?
00:14:05 - Why... Well...
00:14:08 - That's all there were.
00:14:20 What's the matter with you?
00:14:23 Sure.
00:14:25 Only, with you killing off
00:14:28 ...I was wondering why the government
00:14:34 Are you calling me a liar again?
00:14:40 Why don't you ever fix your hair?
00:14:43 Adelaid Adams! I got her! Look!
00:14:49 I didn't save you for no other female.
00:15:03 Gentlemen and... Gentlemen.
00:15:08 In keeping with the policy
00:15:12 ...which strives to bring to Deadwood
00:15:16 ...regardless of the expense...
00:15:18 ...it is my great pleasure
00:15:21 ...that lovely star, that toast of New York,
00:15:51 - Come on. Get out there.
00:15:56 If you don't, they'll murder you.
00:16:16 - Do you see what I see?
00:16:21 That ain't all she ain't.
00:18:21 Miller is in for it now.
00:18:23 Please, I can explain. I may have made
00:18:29 ...but not his talent. He's a great actor.
00:18:32 He's wonderful. If you'd give us a chance.
00:18:37 You'll have a good time.
00:18:46 Gosh, Bill, they're all walking out of here.
00:18:49 - Do something.
00:18:59 Listen to me!
00:19:02 Listen to me, you mangy groundhogs!
00:19:05 This ain't no way to treat Millie.
00:19:09 Can't a man make a mistake in this town?
00:19:11 We ain't suckers. He promised us
00:19:19 - You got what he got!
00:19:24 Wait a minute!
00:19:25 He knows how disappointed you are.
00:19:29 - Won't you, Millie?
00:19:32 He fooled us once, and he'll fool us again.
00:19:36 Millie won't do nothing for us.
00:19:39 He will. He'll get you an actress prettier
00:19:43 - Why, he's written for her already.
00:19:49 A big one. A plum big one.
00:19:51 Who, Calam? Tell us who!
00:19:56 We'd like to know who she is.
00:19:58 Adelaid Adams, that's who!
00:20:04 It sounds too good to be true,
00:20:07 You've got Calamity Jane's word on it.
00:20:09 Get back to your tables, you coyotes.
00:20:16 I'll make this all up to you.
00:20:19 Adelaid Adams is in Chicago.
00:20:24 I think I'll take a long walk
00:20:35 Look, I figure...
00:20:41 My death warrant, she signed.
00:20:45 If you'd only promised them
00:20:48 - I don't know no other actress.
00:20:54 Listen, you two-bit gambler...
00:20:56 ...I didn't see you come up with an idea
00:21:01 At least you've still got a theater.
00:21:06 This joint's the biggest goldmine
00:21:10 - Why don't you send for her?
00:21:15 No good. They want Adelaid.
00:21:19 Look, nothing is impossible for Calamity.
00:21:22 Didn't she save the stage
00:21:26 Didn't she rescue her pretty lieutenant
00:21:30 Besides, she gave the boys her word
00:21:36 Calamity's word is sacred.
00:21:43 Bill.
00:21:45 - You really have that much faith in me?
00:21:49 You think I could go to Chicago
00:21:53 You gave your word, and I trust that.
00:21:55 About as much as I do a blind rattlesnake
00:22:01 Hey, wait a minute.
00:22:03 - You no good four-flushing...
00:23:58 The night Adelaid steps on that stage,
00:24:03 ...lugging a papoose.
00:24:07 I'll bring her, Bill Hickok,
00:24:17 Look out, Adelaid Adams. Rattlesnake!
00:24:20 Salary's no object.
00:24:23 I've got the cigarette picture,
00:24:25 - Calam, do me a favor.
00:24:27 When you're in Chicago, notice the women,
00:24:31 Get yourself
00:24:34 You know, dresses, ribbons,
00:24:38 - Lf you don't like how I smell...
00:24:43 If you ever crawled out of that deer hide
00:24:47 ...I got a hunch
00:24:52 Save your hunches for females who get
00:24:56 I ain't one of them.
00:24:57 Come on. Get this schooner rolling.
00:26:13 Scalps.
00:26:16 A massacre.
00:26:23 Drop it, you murdering copperhead.
00:26:32 I'll be hornswoggled.
00:28:24 They love you, Miss Adams.
00:28:25 Shouldn't you take another bow?
00:28:28 I'm gratefully aware of that.
00:28:33 See that the trunks are packed,
00:28:36 Get rid of those awful things.
00:28:39 I'll make you a present of them.
00:28:41 I'll buy a whole new wardrobe.
00:28:46 How different from this primitive Chicago.
00:28:49 These past few weeks
00:28:51 How can you say that, Miss Adams?
00:28:56 If I could be on the stage for one minute,
00:29:02 ...listening, admiring...
00:29:05 Like looking into the pens at the stockyard.
00:29:09 Hurry up, Katie.
00:29:12 Maybe some day I will be on the stage.
00:29:15 Not a grand, beautiful star like you,
00:29:18 Just to sing a song maybe.
00:29:23 Of course you can. I've heard you.
00:29:27 ...I doubt that your voice would
00:29:31 There, now. How do I look?
00:29:34 Beautiful, Miss Adams. Just beautiful.
00:29:39 Even if I never sang alone,
00:29:43 ...couldn't you suggest it
00:29:46 You're not serious, Katie. Not really?
00:29:49 My dear, it isn't just your voice.
00:29:52 You other equipment is hardly adequate.
00:29:56 Maybe I'll send for you when I get to Paris.
00:30:03 Good night, darling.
00:30:06 Good night.
00:31:35 What is it, ma'am? Where's the varmint?
00:31:40 Who are you?
00:31:42 My name is Canary, Miss Adams,
00:31:46 I came from Deadwood City to see you
00:31:51 Gosh almighty,
00:31:57 I've never known a woman
00:32:02 - How do you hold that dress up there?
00:32:05 - I have to change clothes. Do you mind?
00:32:09 I've plugged men for less than that.
00:32:12 If you don't get out of here this instant,
00:32:15 ...or Mr. Calamity,
00:32:17 Mister?
00:32:19 Why, I ain't no mister.
00:32:23 - You're a woman?
00:32:27 You thought I was a man?
00:32:35 Come to think of it, that ain't so funny.
00:32:40 I'm sorry. But those clothes,
00:32:44 I reckon I do look a mite strange
00:32:49 I guess I ain't much to look at.
00:32:51 But there ain't a woman I can't out-ride
00:32:58 Everybody can't have a figure
00:33:01 That's a matter of opinion.
00:33:03 In the opinion of Deadwood City,
00:33:06 Now, let's get down to business.
00:33:10 I'd like to hire you
00:33:14 Me?
00:33:16 I got a lot of nerve asking you, I know.
00:33:21 ...and the Golden Garter
00:33:26 ...but they want you mighty bad,
00:33:30 Name your own salary.
00:33:32 Well, the salary isn't important.
00:33:38 Me?
00:33:40 Every prospector in the territory
00:33:44 ...just to get a picture of you.
00:33:47 Tell Deadwood, Miss Adams is sorry,
00:33:53 Couldn't you put that off until
00:33:57 Sure, I could, but...
00:34:00 Maybe I could.
00:34:03 It's ridiculous. I couldn't.
00:34:08 Is this the only picture
00:34:11 - The cigarette picture?
00:34:16 Where is Deadwood?
00:34:17 Dakota Territory. Out in the Black Hills.
00:34:20 - Indians?
00:34:22 But you needn't worry about Injuns
00:34:26 Do trains go there?
00:34:28 Not for the last 100 miles.
00:34:30 - But the stage is comfortable.
00:34:32 No.
00:34:34 If you want to send a letter,
00:34:37 If I refused, you'd poke that gun in my back
00:34:41 - Well, now...
00:34:49 I got a strange feeling
00:35:40 Come on, you redskin naked heathens!
00:35:42 Run up here and get your one-way ticket
00:35:46 Come on, catch us! And catch that!
00:35:53 And that!
00:35:58 Get the steam up in them horses.
00:36:05 Are you comfortable in there, Miss Adams?
00:36:17 Well, it's all over.
00:36:21 I told you, you had nothing to worry about.
00:36:28 Miss Adams, you all right?
00:36:34 Miss Adams.
00:36:40 Calamity's back,
00:37:01 Quiet! Listen to me!
00:37:03 All right,
00:37:06 I promised you Adelaid Adams,
00:37:14 Quiet! Wait a minute!
00:37:15 Everybody stand back.
00:37:27 Throw them bags down, Rattlesnake.
00:37:30 - Your servant, ma'am, Bill Hickok.
00:37:33 If I am, you could tame me, ma'am.
00:37:36 Lieutenant Daniel Gilmartin, Miss Adams.
00:37:39 Thank you.
00:37:40 This way, Miss Adams.
00:37:49 Miss Adams, you are here.
00:37:54 But you're a true artist. You are here.
00:37:57 Yes, I'm here.
00:38:00 Miss Adams, permit me to introduce
00:38:04 Mr. Francis Fryer.
00:38:06 How do you do, Mr. Fryer?
00:38:09 Fryer. Don't I know you from somewhere?
00:38:12 We played St. Louis
00:38:17 At different theaters, of course.
00:38:21 How nice to see you again.
00:38:23 Shall we go inside, Miss Adams?
00:38:26 Calam, you did it!
00:38:30 Maybe I should shoot myself
00:38:39 Miss Adams, I'll show you to your room.
00:38:41 Finest room in the house.
00:38:44 Thank you.
00:38:50 Gentlemen.
00:38:59 - Congratulations, Calamity.
00:39:03 I bet if she went after Sitting Bull
00:39:06 Did you see the show?
00:39:09 What is it like in the big city?
00:39:11 Boys,
00:39:15 Listen.
00:42:05 Hurry up. This isn't just any night.
00:42:08 This is Adelaid Adams' night.
00:42:12 You've got to know. I've got to tell you.
00:42:16 Oh, never mind.
00:42:18 Millie, that Adelaid Adams, she isn't...
00:42:22 What's the use if she is or if she isn't?
00:42:25 Because if she isn't, that crowd...
00:42:29 I'll have two fast horses waiting
00:42:33 Why? I'm not going anywhere.
00:42:36 Actors are crazy people.
00:42:39 Scared, aren't you, Katie Brown?
00:42:41 You thought it was smart
00:42:44 You'd like to run like mad, wouldn't you?
00:42:49 But you can't. You're trapped.
00:42:54 Oh, clever, clever you.
00:42:59 - Five minutes, Miss Adams.
00:43:03 Five minutes, and look at you.
00:43:14 Gentlemen and... Gentlemen.
00:43:20 The great moment has finally arrived.
00:43:32 There are no words to describe the beauty
00:43:37 No melody as sweet as the voice
00:43:56 Gosh almighty, it's Bill Hickok!
00:44:03 Ain't he gorgeous?
00:44:06 Wild Bill Hickok, sweetheart of the Sioux!
00:44:13 Where are the rest of your kids,
00:44:18 Here, take him.
00:44:21 Thanks. Everybody get out of here.
00:44:27 All right. That's enough, do you hear?
00:44:34 Bill Hickok!
00:44:38 Calamity, please! He's mad.
00:44:45 All right, Calam. I paid my debt.
00:44:48 The next man that laughs
00:45:03 Calam, please! Miss Adams is waiting.
00:45:13 The one and only, Miss Adelaid Adams!
00:45:20 Go on out there
00:45:23 Katie?
00:45:34 - She don't look much like her pictures.
00:45:51 What's the matter with her?
00:46:05 Where's your voice, Adelaid?
00:46:14 - That's the great Adelaid Adams?
00:46:29 Sing out, Adelaid, like you did in Chicago!
00:46:33 I can't. I'm not Adelaid Adams!
00:46:40 You're not...
00:46:46 She's joshing.
00:46:50 I brought her myself, didn't I?
00:46:58 Don't joke like that, Adelaid.
00:47:03 It's not a joke. I wish it were.
00:47:09 Please don't be angry with me.
00:47:13 Let's get this straight.
00:47:17 No, ma'am. Sir.
00:47:20 I'm Katie Brown.
00:47:23 Katie Brown?
00:47:27 Calamity!
00:47:32 You were Adelaid Adams in Chicago,
00:47:34 I was her maid.
00:47:37 She was going to Europe,
00:47:47 - Calamity framed it.
00:47:50 She ought to be run out of town.
00:47:53 Fellows, listen.
00:47:57 If this is a double-cross...
00:48:00 ...you can double-cross me like this
00:48:06 I didn't know. I thought she was Adelaid.
00:48:10 So help me, Bill, I can't understand.
00:48:17 Please don't blame Calamity.
00:48:20 I fooled her just as I tried to fool you.
00:48:25 I thought I could make you like me.
00:48:42 Don't let her bull-nose you.
00:48:53 There, now. That's better.
00:48:57 Ain't you ashamed of yourselves,
00:49:00 All right, so she ain't Adelaid Adams.
00:49:03 She made off she was
00:49:06 And she thought maybe
00:49:09 What's wrong with that, anyhow?
00:49:14 You all came here to Deadwood
00:49:16 ...you couldn't find anywhere else.
00:49:19 You're all looking for that pot of gold,
00:49:23 Well, what have you got to say?
00:49:26 Are you going to grouch about a picture,
00:49:31 ...and pretty young lady
00:49:35 It's up to you.
00:49:37 - As long as she's up there, let her sing.
00:49:41 What do we've got to lose?
00:49:46 That's all we want to hear.
00:49:50 Give it all you got. Do it your own way.
00:49:56 Play.
00:01:20 Let me loose!
00:01:24 Let me loose! Quit it, Bill Hickok.
00:01:30 Quit it, I say. Let me loose!
00:01:33 You hear what I say?
00:01:36 Bill Hickok, I'll get you, if it's
00:01:40 You no-good sneaking sidewinder.
00:01:44 Adelaid Adams? And me
00:01:47 You've got the biggest mouth
00:01:51 You flap-eared varmint, let me down!
00:01:59 You dirty, mangy, mole-legged,
00:02:04 Let me down out of here!
00:02:08 Flap your wings, Calam, you can fly!
00:02:11 Let me down!
00:02:13 I'll get you for this.
00:02:32 Here we go.
00:02:34 You're leaving already, Miss
00:02:37 I'm sorry. I was hoping
00:02:41 Getting better acquainted with him
00:02:45 I think that would be
00:02:47 It ain't likely I'll
00:02:49 Chicago? I'm not going to Chicago.
00:02:52 You're not? Where are you going?
00:02:54 It ain't none of your
00:02:57 I'm moving into
00:03:00 - You're what? - I brought her,
00:03:03 - What's the matter with the hotel?
00:03:06 There aren't many women in town...
00:03:08 ...and Calamity had the idea
00:03:11 ...and sort of chaperone each other.
00:03:13 You chaperone Calam? And she...
00:03:18 This ought to be interesting.
00:03:21 We're mighty glad you approve.
00:03:24 And, Mr. Hickok, please feel
00:03:27 Thank you kindly, ma'am.
00:03:29 Feel it, but don't try it!
00:03:38 - Come on in, Bill, I'll get you a drink.
00:03:41 If I felt any higher, I'd be flying!
00:03:44 Harry, come here. I want
00:06:20 Well, there she sets.
00:06:45 I won that cabin from a
00:06:48 A week before he died
00:06:50 Bill was in that game.
00:06:53 He lost everything but his fillings.
00:06:57 - Let me help you down.
00:06:59 Do you dislike Mr. Hickok
00:07:02 Dislike Bill? Me and Bill are
00:07:08 We're like the seven-year itch to
00:07:13 That Bill Hickok is about
00:07:17 Of course, my sparky taste...
00:07:19 That kind of runs to blue
00:07:23 - Like second lieutenants wear?
00:07:27 ...lieutenants wear.
00:07:40 Make yourself right at home.
00:07:47 Be careful.
00:07:52 You and me will batch it here
00:07:58 Excuse me.
00:07:59 I reckon it needs a
00:08:02 Ain't used the place
00:08:04 I like to bunk out in the open
00:08:08 I know one thing we'll have
00:08:13 Just hand me a sack of
00:08:17 Looks like we're out of water.
00:08:19 It's right handy though, I get
00:08:22 That's one good thing
00:08:30 No, I guess there's
00:08:35 I'm sorry, Katie.
00:08:37 - It will be all right, Calam. Fine.
00:08:42 It ain't fit for a
00:08:45 I didn't know it
00:08:49 Just like I didn't know how far from
00:08:52 ...in that dressing room in Chicago.
00:08:56 What do I know about nice
00:09:04 Come on, I'll drive
00:09:08 I'm staying right here.
00:09:10 In this rat's nest?
00:09:12 We can fix it. Make it real nice.
00:09:18 A woman's touch?
00:13:21 It's up to me? I'll bet $40.
00:13:28 Howdy, Lieutenant.
00:13:32 Not now, thanks. You see...
00:13:35 ...l'm looking for...
00:13:37 No, not now.
00:13:40 It's up to you, Bill. Call or fold?
00:13:44 - Where are you going?
00:13:47 Only I'm going to be there first.
00:13:53 All right, all right,
00:13:56 - I'd like to see Miss Brown.
00:14:00 She's not staying here.
00:14:03 Maybe I'd better have a sign painted.
00:14:07 With Calamity?
00:14:39 Where are you going, Calam?
00:14:40 Herb Potter's got tick fever,
00:14:43 He needs some doing for him.
00:14:45 No shoes?
00:14:46 I can't wear shoes across the creek.
00:15:03 Bill.
00:15:04 - Hello, Katie.
00:15:06 Say, that's a right smart
00:15:09 You just keep on
00:15:14 - Here. - They're very nice.
00:15:21 - The Lieutenant never calls
00:15:24 I brought them for...
00:15:25 Where is Calamity?
00:15:27 Up the hill visiting a sick
00:15:30 That's Calam, just can't
00:15:41 - This ain't Calam's cabin.
00:15:45 We fixed it up a little. Sit
00:15:48 It won't take me long.
00:15:54 Say, Lieutenant, don't they
00:15:57 They'll manage.
00:16:01 I thought you had a poker game going.
00:16:03 There's always a poker game going.
00:16:06 With the Cheyennes on the war path,
00:16:09 ...if you soldiers didn't gallivant
00:16:13 Nice of you to think of the taxpayers,
00:16:33 Oh, dear.
00:16:36 I'm all out of wood. I'll
00:16:39 - I'll do it.
00:16:42 - I hate to trouble you, Bill.
00:16:52 Katie.
00:16:54 It was very thoughtful of you
00:16:59 Deadwood is that kind of a nice town.
00:17:08 After the fool I made of
00:17:11 ...the way they forgave
00:17:14 Anyone could forgive
00:17:17 Not anything, Lieutenant.
00:17:21 I don't know what idea you have
00:17:24 It's not my idea, it's hers.
00:17:27 She's in love with you.
00:17:29 But that's ridiculous.
00:17:31 We're friends, good friends.
00:17:34 - But you can't believe that I and she...
00:17:38 She's been very good to me.
00:17:40 I would no more think of coming
00:17:44 The man she loves? Katie, I swear...
00:17:53 Fancy that, it was there all the time.
00:17:55 Danny, believe me...
00:17:58 - Here we are. It didn't take
00:18:13 The shawl, it fell...
00:18:17 Let's have tea.
00:18:25 They've got a new commander at the Fort,
00:18:29 Yes, I served under him
00:18:32 They're having a ball in his honor
00:18:35 I've been invited myself. I kind
00:18:39 She is going with me.
00:18:41 It's customary, Lieutenant, to
00:18:45 - Couldn't the four of us go together?
00:18:49 Well, you, Bill, me, and Calamity.
00:18:53 Calamity?
00:18:57 She's been invited, too, and if
00:19:01 She's been expecting you
00:19:04 Me? Why me? I told you how I...
00:19:05 That's a right smart
00:19:08 Calam goes with the
00:19:11 Over my dead body.
00:19:13 Get a little respect in your
00:19:16 ...or it might just be that way.
00:19:19 - She's a mighty fine girl.
00:19:21 - You should be proud to take her.
00:19:24 I sure would.
00:19:26 Wait! I ain't gonna be
00:19:29 I know what you're
00:19:31 Calamity's fine on top a
00:19:34 ...but not lady enough for social
00:19:38 Well, she ain't beautiful.
00:19:49 Calamity's not beautiful? You boys
00:19:54 There's only one way to settle
00:19:59 The long straw gets Katie,
00:20:02 Is that all right with you, Katie?
00:20:05 Draw, Lieutenant.
00:20:09 I won!
00:20:11 - I'll have the prettiest girl
00:20:15 Bill, keep your eyes on that door.
00:20:22 Calamity!
00:20:26 I fell in that dangblasted creek!
00:20:34 Gosh almighty, look who's here.
00:20:37 What brought you to
00:20:40 Injun trouble?
00:20:41 They came to ask you
00:20:45 Both of you?
00:20:48 That's plum flattering.
00:20:50 - Only I can't go with both of you.
00:20:55 You did? Who won?
00:20:58 I did, Calam.
00:21:02 You did? Well, that's fine,
00:21:07 Ain't no one I'd
00:21:09 Try to get yourself cleaned up by
00:21:14 I heard tell it'll be
00:21:16 Soldiers in dress uniforms,
00:21:20 I've never been to a
00:21:22 I reckon I'll burst my corset strings
00:21:26 I'll fix you some tea.
00:21:29 Danny.
00:21:32 Ask Katie to go, Danny. I know
00:21:38 Do it for me, Danny, please.
00:21:42 You're quite a lady, Calamity.
00:22:00 - Did you have to wear that old army coat?
00:22:05 It was Custer's, Bill.
00:22:07 If it's good enough for Custer, it
00:22:11 This ain't no scalping expedition against
00:22:16 I know it. We sure got a
00:22:20 Don't it thrill you just
00:22:23 It sure does.
00:22:25 No wonder the Injuns fight so
00:27:01 That can't be Calamity.
00:27:04 Why, she's beautiful!
00:27:07 What happened to her?
00:27:21 Save one for me, Miss Calamity.
00:27:23 Wait a minute, fellows.
00:27:25 I can't get all your
00:27:28 I can't even spell most of them.
00:27:30 That's all I got room for.
00:27:32 What you need is a bigger card!
00:27:35 Calamity has been holding out on
00:27:41 How come all these galoots
00:27:43 At that shindig at Hogan's
00:27:46 - I didn't know. - I spent the night
00:27:49 That's what I've been telling you,
00:27:55 Do I, Danny?
00:27:57 You're an absolute vision, Calamity.
00:27:59 Calamity, is this dance open?
00:28:02 Well, I'm kind of saving this one.
00:28:10 Come on, Calam.
00:28:17 Danny hasn't even
00:28:20 I know. Katie and him
00:28:26 Bill, look there.
00:28:33 He's taking her out in the garden.
00:28:47 Katie, darling.
00:28:50 Danny, we shouldn't.
00:28:53 I love you, Katie.
00:28:55 I...
00:29:00 What about Calamity?
00:29:05 Calamity can be your bridesmaid.
00:29:29 Calam, wait.
00:29:31 - Where are you going?
00:29:33 I brought her here. Me.
00:29:35 All the way from Chicago.
00:29:39 This town ain't big enough for me
00:29:45 It ain't that serious. People
00:29:49 You saw them out in that
00:30:05 - Give me that gun.
00:30:09 I don't see her anywhere, Danny.
00:30:12 You're the only person in the
00:30:35 Bridesmaid?
00:30:38 - Are you all right?
00:30:44 She's nothing but a miserable,
00:30:50 Help me get out of
00:30:53 Well, stand still.
00:30:55 I even took her in my own cabin
00:31:00 Like a weasel in a hencoop,
00:31:13 Throw that in with the
00:31:16 And that! And that!
00:31:20 I bet it wasn't the
00:31:23 I bet it's been going on all
00:31:27 Gosh almighty, I'm dumb!
00:31:30 If you have to blame somebody, blame
00:31:34 It seems to me he was on
00:31:38 She charmed him hog-eyed.
00:31:41 Look at these. Pure silk!
00:31:49 Take them to her! Tell her
00:31:52 So help me, Bill, if
00:31:55 ...l'll put a bullet smack in
00:31:58 In both of them!
00:32:55 - Sarsaparilla.
00:32:59 Katie said to tell you if you
00:33:03 She's going to see me. Right now.
00:33:09 There's going to be trouble.
00:33:27 What do you want, Calamity?
00:33:29 There's a stage leaving
00:33:36 Are you threatening me?
00:33:38 I'm warning you.
00:33:46 What is it? What's going on?
00:33:48 Calamity just warned
00:33:55 Buck, lend me a gun.
00:34:03 Calamity.
00:34:06 Hold up your glass.
00:34:18 What's the matter? Are you afraid?
00:34:42 Katie's done it!
00:35:15 Imagine Katie making a shot like that!
00:35:28 - Where are you going, Calam? Come here.
00:35:34 - Get in that buggy.
00:35:37 Get in there or I'll knock you
00:35:55 I've seen you do lots
00:35:58 ...but this is the first time I've
00:36:01 Sit down and listen.
00:36:03 You're a fake, Calam.
00:36:05 You dress, talk, write and shoot like
00:36:09 Like a green-eyed,
00:36:12 Katie beat you twice, out of your man and
00:36:16 And you helped her!
00:36:18 I did, too.
00:36:21 She didn't shoot the glass out of
00:36:26 Who are you to tell
00:36:28 Suppose you did scare her out of town,
00:36:32 Would that stop Katie from
00:36:36 That's female thinking.
00:36:38 He'd bring her back, and
00:36:44 You had to lose tonight,
00:36:56 Go on, bawl. Admit you're a female.
00:36:59 Have your hysterics, get them
00:37:05 I was so plumb crazy about him.
00:37:10 I know. I felt the same way about her.
00:37:15 You mean, you're in love with Katie?
00:37:18 It's funny, ain't it?
00:37:20 Bill, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:37:23 That's all right.
00:37:25 It'll take some time, but I'll
00:37:30 - No, I won't. Not Danny.
00:37:34 All I've done for months
00:37:40 About getting married,
00:37:45 ...and having young'uns.
00:37:49 I know it sounds
00:37:53 ...Bill, I really
00:37:56 I was kind of hankering
00:38:02 There'll never be another man
00:38:09 It ain't going to be easy getting
00:38:15 She was so beautiful and...
00:38:39 What ever happened to that
00:38:44 I never heard of him.
00:42:53 Howdy, Flanagan.
00:43:00 How's the claim panning out?
00:43:07 The way she acted, no wonder
00:43:10 I hope she don't speak to
00:43:28 Howdy, fellows. 'Morning, Billy.
00:43:38 - Howdy, Francis.
00:43:43 Have you seen Bill around?
00:43:45 He and Colorado are
00:43:49 How come they are
00:43:52 Katie's not here anymore.
00:43:54 Where is she?
00:43:56 Has she been hurt? Is she sick?
00:44:01 On her way back to Chicago.
00:44:04 Chicago?
00:44:09 You warned her to get out of
00:44:12 But I didn't mean it! I was loco.
00:44:15 I didn't want her to go.
00:44:18 You're late. The stage
00:44:20 The town is going to miss that kid.
00:44:24 I didn't think she'd go, I swear it.
00:44:28 She wasn't scared. She shot back
00:44:33 Because she's a lady, Calamity.
00:44:35 She's not mean and selfish, and never
00:44:40 Like me. Say it!
00:44:42 I don't have to say it. She left
00:44:49 "'Dear Danny: Calamity
00:44:52 - But, I don't!
00:44:55 "'Calamity loves you and
00:44:58 "'I had no right to come between you. I
00:45:03 "'Pretend it was Adelaid
00:45:06 "'Katie Brown never existed. She
00:45:12 Never existed?
00:45:14 She was the most real
00:45:19 Put them signs back up. I'm
00:45:43 Calam, where are you going?
00:45:50 Come on!
00:45:52 I don't know what kind of life you'll
00:45:56 ...but it ain't gonna be dull.
00:45:58 That's for dang sure.
00:46:52 Rattlesnake!
00:46:58 Rattlesnake, stop!
00:47:07 Why don't you stop when I yell?
00:47:10 I thought you was Injuns.
00:47:17 Katie, I'm going to get married!
00:47:20 Congratulations.
00:47:22 Rattlesnake, stop this coach!
00:47:27 But I'm going to be Mrs. Hickok.
00:47:31 Bill? But I thought you loved Danny.
00:47:34 That's female thinking. Nothing
00:47:40 Well, where are we heading,
00:47:44 Deadwood, Calam. Home!
00:47:51 Females! Pure females!
00:49:29 What's this for?