Caligula

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00:02:26 Darling Drusilla...
00:03:42 I have existed
00:03:45 ...and I shall exist until the
00:03:49 Although I have taken the
00:03:53 I am all men as I
00:03:56 ...I am a god.
00:04:20 Subtitles by BANQUO...
00:05:51 What's it like with Marcellus?
00:05:56 He's so fat. It's disgusting.
00:06:01 He's only large.
00:06:07 How do you know?
00:06:16 Poor... poor Drusilla.
00:06:26 Hold.
00:06:28 Identify yourself.
00:06:32 Password?
00:06:55 Prince?
00:07:00 Forgive me, Prince.
00:07:02 The Emperor commands
00:07:05 What does he want?
00:07:07 A last look at you perhaps.
00:07:11 May he live forever.
00:07:18 How is Ennia?
00:07:19 My wife lives on if in the day
00:07:27 Wait outside.
00:07:47 What does all this mean?
00:07:52 Pray to Isis for me.
00:08:11 I hate I'm back here, Macro.
00:08:16 He's planning something.
00:08:19 You've nothing to fear.
00:08:24 With Tiberius,
00:08:27 Be very careful of Nerva.
00:08:29 They say he can even tell
00:08:36 Nerva.
00:08:36 Prince.
00:08:39 Ten years is a long
00:08:41 to be heading away.
00:08:42 I should feel a great deal happier...
00:08:44 ...if he would back in
00:08:47 Tell me, how is the Emperor?
00:08:52 I mean, how is his mood?
00:08:55 Like the weather.
00:08:57 But the weather's good today.
00:08:59 Changeable.
00:09:05 I've heard that during the
00:09:07 colleagues in the senate
00:09:10 ...for treason.
00:09:12 Nine to be exact.
00:09:16 They killed themselves.
00:09:19 That wasn't playing fair.
00:09:22 Don't you agree, Nerva?
00:09:26 They were all good men.
00:09:31 If they were good men, how could...
00:09:33 the Beloved Emperor
00:09:36 You have a gift for logic, Prince.
00:10:28 Caligula.
00:10:38 Beloved grandfather.
00:10:42 My dance?
00:10:44 The one that you
00:10:46 with when your father
00:10:48 Come on.
00:10:49 Little boots.
00:10:54 I'd forgotten it, Lord.
00:10:58 Delight me.
00:11:01 Dance.
00:11:13 My little fishies.
00:11:16 Fishies.
00:11:20 Why not?
00:11:23 All of you.
00:12:23 Stop that.
00:12:48 Out, little fishies.
00:12:56 Caligula.
00:12:58 Why do you say such
00:13:01 about me at Rome?
00:13:02 I hear you often pray for my death.
00:13:06 You do not?
00:13:08 By Heavens, Caesar,
00:13:11 Yo do not in...
00:13:13 ...in public.
00:13:17 Never, Lord.
00:13:18 Remember this.
00:13:20 That I have let you lived...
00:13:26 ...so far.
00:13:29 My little fishies love me.
00:13:32 Innocents, you see.
00:13:38 I protect their innocence.
00:13:41 This is the least I can do.
00:13:45 Rise up.
00:13:49 Nerva is scouting at us.
00:13:54 Help me tranform this
00:13:56 into a Roman caesar.
00:13:58 There have been
00:14:01 Julius, Augustus and yourself.
00:14:04 Which do you want him to be?
00:14:06 That would be your
00:14:09 You see, Caligula, I'm
00:14:15 Nerva, dear friend.
00:14:16 Watch out for Macro
00:14:20 I know. He hates me...
00:14:27 Because you are good.
00:14:30 So when I'm gone,
00:14:37 I've taken my precautions, Caesar.
00:14:42 Hmm. What might they be?
00:14:49 Heaven help Rome.
00:14:55 I am old.
00:14:57 Yes, Lord, but you will live forever.
00:15:00 All my family are dead but you,
00:15:05 ...Claudius that's uncle.
00:15:08 The others struck down by fate.
00:15:13 And it is fate, little boots,
00:15:19 You are a god, Lord.
00:15:23 No, I'm not.
00:15:26 Julius Caesar and
00:15:29 they are gods.
00:15:30 So say the Senate...
00:15:32 and so the people
00:15:34 Such myth they use.
00:15:45 Little boots, just look at you.
00:15:56 I am mercy.
00:16:16 Uncle.
00:16:32 Caligula.
00:16:34 Do you think
00:16:38 I think he has, Caesar.
00:16:41 Yes, Lord?
00:16:44 And waste none.
00:16:53 Remove your bootlaces.
00:17:36 And what do thet
00:17:39 Oh, well, they need you,
00:17:42 Most of my life I have given
00:17:46 I have fought.
00:17:49 I have given all.
00:17:54 Aren't they lovely?
00:17:57 The Satyrs are from Illyria.
00:18:01 And... uh...
00:18:05 This Nymph... is from...
00:18:11 Britain, Lord.
00:18:13 Britain.
00:18:15 Speaking statues.
00:18:17 Yes, yes. And they do more
00:18:25 You prefer nymphs to satyrs?
00:18:30 One needs both.
00:18:37 Rome is a republic and
00:18:42 More confection.
00:19:09 That's it.
00:19:35 That's the best of my stallions.
00:19:39 Serve the state, Caligula, although
00:19:45 But they love you, Lord.
00:19:49 They fear me.
00:20:00 I had no choice, you see.
00:20:02 No choice.
00:20:04 No choice?
00:20:07 All I wanted was private life.
00:20:10 I did not truly want
00:20:13 but I had to.
00:20:14 Had to?
00:20:15 If someone else
00:20:18 I would have been killed.
00:20:22 As you will be.
00:20:27 Will be?
00:20:34 Will be gra... gr...
00:21:00 Will be, Grandfather?
00:21:01 Would be, if you were not my heir.
00:21:06 When Rome was just a
00:21:09 just citizens, we're
00:21:14 And we were frugal, good,
00:21:26 The Romans I rule
00:21:29 They lust... they lust for power
00:21:35 Money...
00:21:39 Oh, yes,
00:21:43 And stern as any Cato.
00:21:48 Faith chose me to govern
00:21:51 which I have become a swine-herd.
00:21:55 The faithless boy. Has
00:21:59 I think he's drunk enough, Lord.
00:22:01 So do I.
00:22:18 Now he is happy.
00:22:22 Homer. You would not know that?
00:22:24 You were educated
00:22:26 You will know enough
00:22:29 Caesar? The Senate sends these
00:22:32 Of course.
00:22:40 The revise list to candidates
00:22:43 I, Tiberius Caesar,
00:22:46 of the Senate and
00:22:50 Tax assessment, regime minor,
00:22:52 I, Tiberius Caesar,
00:22:56 of the Senate and
00:23:04 Senator guilty of treason.
00:23:05 Every senator believes
00:23:09 Caesar, therefore every
00:23:12 In thought,
00:23:15 The Senate is the natural enemy
00:23:19 Remember that.
00:23:21 Traitors. Look at them.
00:23:25 Traitors.
00:23:29 They offer to prove any law I made
00:23:34 I said: 'What if I go mad?
00:23:39 No answer. They were
00:23:42 Germanicus, never forget that.
00:23:45 I'm not Germanicus, Lord.
00:23:48 Yes.
00:23:52 He serves you and only you, Lord.
00:23:56 Is she friendly in bed?
00:24:01 She seems friendly.
00:24:06 My sister is my sister, Lord.
00:24:10 I know everything
00:24:15 And thought.
00:24:19 The setting sun
00:24:26 Gemellus, lovely boy.
00:24:32 Perhaps not too young.
00:24:35 Yes. Kiss your old grandfather.
00:24:41 I am your grandson, too, Caesar.
00:24:46 This is the last flesh of my flesh.
00:24:50 Poor boy. What'd
00:24:52 He's like a brother to me, Lord.
00:24:55 Brother?
00:24:58 Brother kills a brother...
00:25:01 who's killed his father
00:25:05 Faith.
00:25:13 After you, dear brother.
00:25:22 Poor boy.
00:25:25 When I am gone,
00:25:30 And then,
00:25:41 Unless... unless he is dead,
00:25:46 You are looking not well at all.
00:26:04 I, Caligula Caesar,
00:26:08 of the Senate and people of Rome.
00:26:27 A brother kills a brother...
00:26:32 ...who's killed his son.
00:26:37 And then
00:26:44 He's going to kill me.
00:26:46 Sssh. You're safe. You're with me.
00:26:52 He's going to kill us.
00:26:54 Because that we killed our father,
00:27:04 I am not going to die.
00:27:09 You're his heir.
00:27:13 Yeah, it is. There's Gemellus
00:27:22 Gemellus is too young,
00:27:25 ...and Tiberius is old.
00:27:37 And you will be my queen.
00:27:43 You can in Egypt.
00:27:46 ...and you're already promised.
00:27:53 I know... To Ennia...
00:28:07 It's only a bird.
00:28:17 Prince?
00:28:21 My wife.
00:28:25 Ennia.
00:28:43 Now you are a man, Caligula.
00:28:48 You must be the master
00:28:51 Take it... with both hands.
00:29:20 Preteens.
00:29:28 Bind his wrists.
00:29:30 Bind his wrists.
00:29:39 You must not go, you
00:29:41 You're my friend, my only friend.
00:29:44 I've lived too long, Tiberius,
00:29:49 Leave us.
00:29:50 Both of you.
00:29:52 The man to choose the
00:29:55 is the closest he will ever
00:29:59 And faith decreased
00:30:02 Macro will kill me.
00:30:03 I'll arrest him and
00:30:06 You can't. He controls you.
00:30:09 Anyway, even if Macro dead,
00:30:13 how could I go on living
00:30:21 You will respect my friend always,
00:30:24 I've always respected him, Lord.
00:30:27 You hear?
00:30:31 Ah, don't taunt me. I'm old.
00:30:38 One by one, I've seen
00:30:41 your friends, the
00:30:44 That is treason?
00:30:49 I and my oath had been
00:30:53 My own family and the Senate...
00:30:58 You're cruel.
00:30:59 No, honest old men
00:31:05 So, from evils pass
00:31:13 ...I now choose to escape.
00:31:26 So these are your
00:32:02 Nerva, what's it like?
00:32:10 Do you see her?
00:32:12 The Goddess.
00:32:14 Oh, you're one of
00:32:17 Do you see her?
00:32:20 No.
00:32:27 You're almost dead. What's it like?
00:32:33 Nothing.
00:32:36 You can see her.
00:32:39 No... nothing at all...
00:32:45 ...just... sleep...
00:32:51 Liar.
00:34:13 Since Nerva died, Tiberius has
00:34:16 They say he's close to death.
00:34:20 Yeah, you love the bastard.
00:35:13 Prince. The physician Charicles.
00:35:36 How is the Emperor?
00:35:39 Well, it could happen any moment,
00:35:42 but with care he might
00:35:50 I can smell death...
00:35:53 ...but whose?
00:35:54 Don't worry. He can do
00:35:59 So these poor
00:36:02 thought...
00:36:03 ...and where are they?
00:36:06 No, Macro. He's
00:36:10 You'll be emperor, soon.
00:36:25 You swear.
00:36:46 I swear.
00:37:32 Leave.
00:38:23 Tiberius.
00:38:31 Tiberius.
00:39:41 Caligula?
00:39:44 Lord.
00:39:47 Give me my ring.
00:39:58 No.
00:40:13 You... do not dare.
00:40:18 Prince.
00:40:19 You do not dare.
00:41:36 Hail, Caesar.
00:41:41 Hail, Caesar.
00:41:42 I'd get everyone a
00:41:45 For the announcement.
00:42:37 Gemellus?
00:42:41 Gemellus.
00:42:50 Hail, Caesar.
00:42:56 Gemellus. We are alone.
00:43:07 We must love each other.
00:43:23 Rest, Tiberius Caesar.
00:43:31 Hail, Caligula Caesar.
00:43:41 It's just like the dream.
00:43:46 It's only his mask.
00:43:51 Caesar.
00:43:52 Caesar, Emperor of Rome,
00:43:58 Lord of the world...
00:44:02 I liked this dream.
00:44:25 At the...
00:44:35 At the insistence of the Senate
00:44:41 ...I accept... humbly...
00:44:46 ...the highest office
00:44:56 Our great republic.
00:45:16 Where's the onion?
00:45:46 Now beloved Tiberius was dying...
00:45:48 To the Tiber with Tiberius.
00:45:52 Throw him to the river.
00:45:57 Tiberius. Throw him.
00:45:59 Yes. Yes.
00:46:00 Today we begin a new era.
00:46:04 I grant a general amnesty.
00:46:07 Hail.
00:46:10 Caesar. Caesar.
00:46:14 Caesar. Caesar.
00:46:18 Silence.
00:46:19 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar.
00:46:21 Silence.
00:46:22 Great Caesar is not finished.
00:46:31 As my fellow counsel,
00:46:33 the Senate and the
00:46:36 ...have wisely chosen
00:46:40 Hail, Cladius.
00:46:42 Take your place
00:46:49 Ceasar Caligola...
00:46:52 I mean Calisus...
00:47:02 I here with adopt as
00:47:05 ...the Prince Gemellus.
00:47:07 Come forth, Prince.
00:47:24 From this moment,
00:47:27 will contain the following phrase:..
00:47:30 'I will value neither my life,
00:47:34 '...any more highly
00:47:37 Hail. Hail. Hail.
00:47:41 'And of his sister, Drusilla.'
00:47:53 Hail Drusilla.
00:48:06 We must be careful of him.
00:48:12 Oh, Claudius?
00:48:19 Oh, yes. Gemellus.
00:48:28 Did you see their
00:48:31 I had to swear not only to me?
00:48:33 But to you?
00:48:34 They were appalled.
00:48:38 I do hope so.
00:48:49 I can do...
00:49:00 ...anything I like...
00:49:07 ...to anyone.
00:49:15 Who do you suggest?
00:50:18 Get out. Out.
00:50:23 Who?
00:50:28 Macro?
00:50:30 Before he controls you
00:50:37 Superb. It's bright, Macro.
00:50:47 Fetch me Gemellus.
00:50:53 Yes, here. Now.
00:51:02 Charicles.
00:51:04 Stand here.
00:51:11 I want to bonus for my guards.
00:51:12 Oh, but Caesar,
00:51:15 All things that happen
00:51:17 Make the impossible happen,
00:51:19 How, Caesar? The
00:51:22 Look, how much is my purse?
00:51:24 Well, Lord, that is as
00:51:28 Oh, good.
00:51:29 Ah, Macro.
00:51:37 Longinus, you here.
00:51:42 Gemellus. I want you to look at
00:51:50 Take your time and tell me...
00:51:54 ...who killed our beloved Tiberius?
00:52:04 Who killed Tiberius?
00:52:24 He did. Macro.
00:52:37 Murderer.
00:52:48 Arrest him.
00:53:06 In honor of your new commander,
00:53:11 ...ten gold pieces to every man.
00:53:14 Hail. Hail. Hail.
00:53:20 Chaerea, arrest Macro.
00:53:27 Don't you dare.
00:53:59 Forgive me, Caesar...
00:54:03 Ah, Caerea.
00:54:04 Two senators beg to see you.
00:54:06 They have a disputable land.
00:54:08 And they wait your judgment.
00:54:11 Bring them in.
00:54:14 I'm interesting all there is Rome,
00:54:20 Amnar.
00:54:36 Caesar, I must complain
00:54:39 Give me the documents.
00:55:07 Guilty.
00:55:10 Don't thank.
00:55:16 It is so, Chaerea. Is it?
00:55:22 You may go.
00:56:02 Ennia.
00:56:12 You look beautiful.
00:56:22 Is it good for growing hair?
00:56:25 We'll be married soon.
00:56:32 I think we should move.
00:56:38 Alexandria, say.
00:56:41 To Egypt?
00:56:43 Yeah.
00:56:46 What do you think?
00:56:47 I'd hate to leave Rome.
00:56:52 No, no, Ennia. I am Rome.
00:56:57 There is the Senate
00:57:03 You don't make me laugh.
00:57:16 Ah, Longinus.
00:57:25 Longinus, is it done?
00:57:26 The Senate has
00:57:33 The commission.
00:57:40 Chaerea, I now officially
00:57:43 commander of my imperial guard.
00:57:46 But what about Macro?
00:57:50 He has been arrested for treason.
00:57:55 Caesar, you know
00:57:58 He made you.
00:58:06 Nobody made me.
00:58:12 What did he do?
00:58:15 Ennia. I had to take my destiny,
00:58:32 Guards.
00:58:33 Guards.
00:58:38 Chaerea. She's to be back.
00:58:41 I love you.
00:58:45 I love you.
00:58:48 Caligula. How could you do it?
00:58:52 He would've done
00:58:54 Don't send me away.
00:58:57 I love you.
00:58:59 Caligula.
00:59:04 Now at least she doesn't
00:59:07 But you still have to find
00:59:10 No.
00:59:17 I'm going to marry you.
00:59:19 You can't.
00:59:23 I know.
00:59:26 We are much more beautiful.
00:59:28 Rome is not Egypt.
00:59:30 And stop looking at yourself
00:59:36 Let's go to Egypt then.
00:59:40 Caesar cannot be a fool.
00:59:44 Caesar cannot be a fool.
00:59:47 Little Boots. They'll
00:59:50 if you temp to move
00:59:53 So, you are going to
00:59:56 Roman lady of the
01:00:01 No, I'm not.
01:00:04 You've got to have an heir.
01:00:09 Who will kill me
01:00:14 The priestess of Isis are meeting
01:00:19 You want me to
01:00:21 Yes.
01:00:22 No.
01:00:24 Yes.
01:00:26 No.
01:00:29 Yes.
01:00:47 I wonder what I should wear.
01:01:17 When just the performance
01:01:20 Don't be disgusting.
01:01:21 But I'm being practical.
01:01:24 I want to see what I'm within.
01:01:26 Logic.
01:01:55 Out that one looks
01:01:58 Livia? Oh, she's
01:02:01 Proculus, one of your officers.
01:02:03 I'll send him to Spain.
01:02:04 She's a virgin. Very boring.
01:03:16 That will be my wife.
01:03:22 Oh. You're impossible.
01:03:24 She's the most mysterious
01:03:27 Perfect.
01:03:37 Caesonia's been divorced.
01:03:42 I want her.
01:03:46 Send her to me now.
01:03:48 No, Little Boots. I
01:03:52 It wouldn't be wise.
01:03:57 Yes.
01:03:59 Such as the will of the senate
01:06:12 You're very convincing
01:06:17 And you...
01:07:35 I told Caesonia that
01:07:39 Don't...
01:07:40 Ah, but only after
01:07:42 How will you ever know it's yours?
01:07:44 Don't worry.
01:07:47 Can you be sure one of the guards
01:07:51 They're all homosexuals
01:08:34 If only all Rome had just one neck.
01:08:57 Is that the officer
01:09:01 Yes. Proculus.
01:09:04 Proculus.
01:09:08 Longinus...
01:09:10 ...you see this young officer
01:09:13 Yeah?
01:10:02 Caligula Caesar,
01:10:06 Hail.
01:10:11 And the lady Drusilla
01:10:14 And the lady Drusilla
01:10:18 Hail.
01:10:25 Are we late?
01:10:27 You forgive us.
01:10:29 Was the ceremony beautiful?
01:10:32 Yes, Caesar.
01:10:48 You are very gracious to come.
01:10:56 You are a Roman hero.
01:10:58 Caesar.
01:11:11 I shall now bestow...
01:11:13 the special blessings
01:11:16 ...upon this...
01:11:19 ...happy union.
01:11:25 Which way is the
01:11:49 Ah. The kitchen.
01:11:56 See you later.
01:11:58 Little Boots.
01:11:59 I thought you didn't like virgins.
01:12:02 I've never known any.
01:12:08 That is correct, Caesonia?
01:12:15 And now for Caesar's wedding gift.
01:12:27 What a delicious bride.
01:12:33 Take off that robe.
01:12:45 Splendid.
01:13:01 Is she really a virgin, Proculus?
01:13:07 One can never be quite sure.
01:13:12 Open your eyes, Livia.
01:13:34 Lucky girl. To lose once virginity...
01:13:39 ...to a direct descent
01:13:43 I...
01:13:45 ...Caligula Caesar...
01:13:47 ...command...
01:13:50 Open your eyes, Proculus.
01:13:53 ...command in the
01:13:56 open 'em.
01:14:00 ...the Senate and
01:14:33 She really was a virgin.
01:14:37 Are you?
01:14:45 Well? Are you?
01:14:48 No, Caesar.
01:14:51 Well, Isis won't like that. One law...
01:14:53 for woman, one for
01:14:55 Come on.
01:15:09 Splendid.
01:15:13 I like your nice
01:15:17 Caesar. I beg you.
01:15:32 I think you were lying to me.
01:15:36 You're a virgin, too.
01:15:56 I...
01:15:58 ...Caligula Caesar...
01:16:01 ...command...
01:16:05 Open your eyes, Livia.
01:16:07 ...and the people of Rome...
01:16:23 You see how I exhausted myself
01:16:36 My blessings to you both.
01:17:13 Gemellus.
01:17:26 Caligula.
01:17:28 Caligula.
01:17:36 Gemellus.
01:18:05 Jupiter loves me.
01:18:13 Drusilla.
01:18:24 He's trying to kill me.
01:18:28 Gemellus. I saw him. He ran away.
01:18:43 Now... now, Little Boots.
01:18:50 Now you'll be alright.
01:18:58 Now...
01:24:01 Hail, Caesar.
01:24:03 Hail.
01:24:04 All hail Ceasar's
01:24:09 Hail the most honorable Incitartus.
01:24:11 Hail, Incitartus.
01:24:16 There's Gemellus over there.
01:24:36 Chop chop, dear uncle, chop chop.
01:24:39 I want your honest advise.
01:24:43 Shall I make myself king of Rome?
01:24:45 King?
01:24:51 Very well, then.
01:24:54 I shall make myself
01:24:56 But you're already greater
01:25:00 I am a god.
01:25:03 Or at least I will be when I'm dead.
01:25:20 Gemellus, try one of these morels.
01:25:31 What's that smell?
01:25:34 What have you been taking?
01:25:36 Just a medicine. A bit
01:25:39 Did you give him
01:25:41 Well...
01:25:41 Yes or no?
01:25:45 Gemellus. Are you accusing your
01:25:50 But I never accused you, Caesar.
01:25:52 You took an antidote
01:25:55 Which is tend to mount
01:25:59 That is awkward, isn't it?
01:26:01 Caligula.
01:26:18 Chaerea.
01:26:21 Arrest Gemellus...
01:26:23 ...for treason.
01:26:25 Guards. Take him away.
01:26:33 No.
01:26:35 No.
01:26:39 No.
01:26:44 No, please.
01:26:51 As if there ever could be
01:27:03 Drusilla.
01:27:05 Why are you so
01:27:08 I'm not concerned for him.
01:27:09 But for you.
01:27:12 He's a threat to me.
01:27:17 Caesonia now carries your child.
01:27:23 Gemellus will die.
01:27:27 Amateur?
01:28:23 And they weren't even poisoned.
01:28:40 Caesar.
01:28:50 Well done.
01:28:53 What will you do to her?
01:28:57 I decide what is treason, not you.
01:29:02 Dance.
01:29:05 Dance?
01:29:08 And what about your son?
01:29:10 Show Incitartus your new dance.
01:29:14 My son...
01:29:17 ...he will dance with you.
01:29:19 Music.
01:31:20 You are... beautiful...
01:31:25 ...Drusil...
01:31:27 ...beautiful.
01:31:30 We are all alone...
01:31:33 ...Drusil.
01:32:12 He's going to kill me.
01:32:14 He can't kill me.
01:32:19 The fever must be at soothe.
01:32:22 What if it doesn't?
01:32:25 He's going to kill me.
01:32:29 Drusilla.
01:32:30 Drusilla.
01:32:32 He's going to kill me.
01:32:35 He's going to kill...
01:32:36 ...me.
01:32:42 Drusilla.
01:32:43 Tell you...
01:32:45 ...I love you.
01:33:00 Where is my sister?
01:33:18 I'm here, Little Boots.
01:33:24 Drusilla...
01:33:26 ...I'm dying.
01:33:31 I must...
01:33:33 ...make my will.
01:33:35 Don't talk. Sleep.
01:33:38 Longinus.
01:33:46 Take my horse to his own bed.
01:33:52 He's a monster.
01:33:53 Even so, it's better that
01:33:56 I don't see, why?
01:33:58 There could be more revolutions,
01:34:02 It looks as if he's claimed
01:34:08 Longinus?
01:34:23 You call for me, Caesar?
01:34:30 My will.
01:34:38 Here with to my beloved Drusilla...
01:34:44 ...the Roman Empire...
01:34:48 ...title of Augusta...
01:35:00 ...my little boots.
01:35:09 Little boo...
01:35:16 He's sleepy.
01:35:20 No, he's not.
01:35:45 Drusilla.
01:35:47 Why do I get angry with you?
01:35:51 Why do we always argue?
01:35:53 You can't help it.
01:35:56 We'll never quarrel again.
01:35:58 Oh, yes, we will.
01:36:04 Don't let me die.
01:36:18 My lady. You must not touch him.
01:36:24 Sleep. You're safe now.
01:36:29 I offer my life,
01:36:31 if Jupiter will only
01:36:43 Jupiter accepts your offer.
01:36:46 Execute him.
01:36:57 The fever is breaking.
01:37:00 Do you hear that, Little Boots?
01:37:09 Drusilla tells me that
01:37:12 my work. So I recalled for duty.
01:37:13 Your signature
01:37:22 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:37:25 of the Senate and
01:37:36 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:37:41 ...Senate... and...
01:37:45 ...people of Rome.
01:37:51 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:37:53 of the Senate and
01:37:55 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:37:57 of the Senate and
01:37:58 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:37:59 of the Senate and
01:38:00 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:38:01 of the Senate and
01:38:01 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:38:02 of the Senate and
01:38:03 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:38:04 of the Senate and
01:38:04 Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar,
01:38:07 Rome, Rome, rubbish,
01:38:16 I, Caligula Caesar,
01:38:19 of the Senate and
01:38:25 No wonder life's so dull.
01:38:27 Yes, lord... oh... no,
01:38:30 Let's see if Proculus
01:38:43 Proculus.
01:38:57 Do you know that his wife is
01:39:00 We're not quite sure
01:39:02 Him or... God.
01:39:08 Divine Caesar, please.
01:39:12 Why am I here?
01:39:14 Treason.
01:39:18 That is your treason.
01:39:21 You're an honest man, Proculus,
01:39:25 Therefore you're a traitor.
01:39:27 Logical, hmm?
01:39:42 Now you must die like Gemellus.
01:39:46 Like all moles failed Rome.
01:40:07 Now slowly, very slowly.
01:40:12 I want him to feel death.
01:40:29 Now. What does it
01:40:33 Can you see the
01:40:36 What does she say?
01:40:43 Reptile.
01:40:46 Make a note of this.
01:41:05 I said slowly, you fool.
01:41:27 Lucky boy.
01:41:50 Longinus. Reptile.
01:41:54 Cut off those and
01:41:56 ...as a souvenir of their great love.
01:42:18 Caesar says, 'Cut them off.'
01:42:49 And now send the rest to Livia.
01:43:22 Curtain.
01:43:42 Child's head...
01:43:43 ...has just appeared.
01:43:51 Is he alive?
01:43:59 My lords.
01:44:03 The mother of my son,
01:44:16 Caligula. Caesonia.
01:44:18 Ring, ring. Give me the ring.
01:44:38 You are now wife, mother
01:44:45 It's a girl.
01:44:50 It's a girl.
01:44:52 It is not a girl.
01:44:55 I heard the voice of Caesar,
01:45:09 I should've waited, shouldn't I?
01:45:23 Longinus.
01:45:27 One month of free games
01:45:32 ...to celebrate the birth of my son.
01:45:38 My son... Julia Drusilla.
01:45:43 Julia Drusilla.
01:45:46 Drusilla?
01:45:54 Drusilla.
01:45:56 The fever.
01:46:00 The fever.
01:46:31 Drusilla.
01:46:36 I'm here...
01:46:38 ...it's your Little Boots.
01:46:43 It's your Little Boots.
01:46:52 Do something.
01:46:54 I am doing everything I...
01:46:57 I swear.
01:47:20 Great Isis. Save her.
01:47:24 Take me.
01:47:27 Caesar begs you,
01:47:36 Caesar.
01:48:11 Drusilla?
01:49:26 Get out. Get out.
01:49:31 Get out. Go on.
01:49:48 Drusilla.
01:49:56 Almighty mother...
01:50:03 You...
01:50:14 I begged you...
01:50:18 Caesar begs you...
01:54:07 We, Caius Caesar
01:54:11 one month puclic mourning...
01:54:13 ...for our beloved sister, Drusilla.
01:54:17 During which time
01:54:19 baths, dines with his
01:54:22 ...or has intercourse
01:54:26 Such as the will of the Senate
01:54:47 Hello.
01:55:14 Come on, darling.
01:55:31 Caligula has finished.
01:55:35 Nestor restores the imperial heirs.
01:55:43 The slaves of Rome.
01:55:58 The people.
01:56:09 The army.
01:56:17 The tribune of the people.
01:56:32 The Senate.
01:57:00 And great and supreme...
01:57:14 Hail.
01:57:16 And I am...
01:57:25 Let's make love once again,
01:57:35 No. No.
01:57:38 Stop.
01:57:40 Stop.
01:57:44 No. Stop.
01:58:37 Another drunk.
01:59:20 Do you have any news of him?
01:59:31 According to one report,
01:59:38 And according to
01:59:41 Well...
01:59:43 ...to Greece...
01:59:45 ...another, Persia...
01:59:48 ...to Carthage
01:59:54 And where do you think he is?
01:59:59 He could be anywhere.
02:00:02 He's here in Rome.
02:00:05 He's testing us.
02:03:06 Get off.
02:03:11 I have existed from the
02:03:13 and I shall exist until the
02:03:17 Although I have taken the form of
02:03:19 Gaius Caligula, I am
02:03:22 Therefore I am...
02:03:26 ...a god.
02:03:40 I shall wait for the unanimous
02:03:45 All those who say aye...
02:03:48 ...say 'Aye.'
02:03:54 Aye.
02:03:57 Aye.
02:03:59 Aye.
02:04:00 Aye.
02:04:01 Aye. Aye. Aye.
02:04:06 Aye. Aye. Aye.
02:04:09 He's a god now.
02:04:12 Aye. Aye. Aye.
02:04:16 Baa.
02:04:18 Baa.
02:04:21 Baa.
02:04:24 Baa.
02:04:26 Baa.
02:04:28 Baa.
02:04:30 Baa.
02:04:32 Baa.
02:04:34 Baa.
02:04:36 Baa.
02:04:38 The period of
02:04:43 He's mad.
02:05:09 Enjoy yourself.
02:05:12 Take care.
02:05:29 Now the fun begins.
02:05:32 But... ah...
02:05:35 I don't know.
02:05:38 Longinus.
02:05:45 Ah, Longinus.
02:05:49 We have a question for you.
02:05:52 Who're the richest men in Rome?
02:05:55 Who?
02:05:57 Answer: The pimps.
02:06:01 Question number two.
02:06:04 Who are the most lascivious sluts
02:06:11 Who?
02:06:13 Answer: The senators' wives.
02:06:18 So, an imperial brothel.
02:06:22 way to balance the state budget.
02:07:03 As you can see,
02:07:05 we have gone to great expence...
02:07:07 ...to bring you the finest flesh
02:07:20 Five gold pieces.
02:07:24 Only five gold pieces for each
02:07:30 And that's a bargain.
02:07:49 Look at them.
02:08:03 The most lascivious ladies of the
02:08:07 ...to perform their patriotic
02:08:11 For a mere five gold pieces.
02:08:14 All with them,
02:08:20 Follow for all the
02:08:23 ...and better make
02:08:26 finest treasure of the Empire.
02:08:31 Just five gold pieces for each
02:08:35 And that's a bargain,
02:08:37 women here are respectable,
02:08:40 Senators' wives.
02:08:47 I'll have to work out a special
02:08:56 Greetings.
02:08:59 Don't waste time. Our senators'
02:09:04 ...like their husbands,
02:09:08 And for only five gold pieces,
02:09:45 Do the wives of golden juice
02:09:48 Take their wives, use them,
02:09:53 Do as you will with them.
02:09:55 They are yours. Just
02:09:59 Five gold pieces.
02:10:05 Hairy nipples.
02:10:10 Senator Marcellus.
02:10:11 Your wife will scare
02:10:16 Try help walnuts.
02:10:19 Hey, you over there.
02:10:23 The more that you give,
02:11:00 How many enjoying the skills
02:11:04 ...while their husbands
02:11:42 Only five gold pieces.
02:11:45 Five.
02:11:47 Senators' wives...
02:11:49 ...for a blameless reputation.
02:12:13 He's making customs using
02:12:17 Humaliating the Senate
02:12:19 That's why the people love him.
02:12:35 Longinus. You're
02:12:38 Enjoy yourself.
02:12:39 What is your preference?
02:12:45 You can't have both
02:12:56 He's provoking you.
02:13:00 He's mad.
02:13:04 He knows what he's doing
02:13:08 Give him enough rope... perhaps...
02:13:53 We also have a few
02:13:57 You may slash them
02:14:02 Five gold pieces to buy you both.
02:14:05 For five gold pieces.
02:14:43 Can't you stop bothering
02:14:48 Chaerea.
02:14:49 I hear you have a
02:14:52 Is that not so?
02:14:56 My soldiers.
02:14:59 Yes, Caesar.
02:15:01 Perfect.
02:15:14 We sail for Britain.
02:16:08 He will not go again.
02:17:38 We're only a few
02:17:43 And what new madness is this?
02:17:49 Mars tells me we will
02:17:57 Ah, Chaerea.
02:18:02 Are we prepared for the invasion?
02:18:04 Yes, Caesar...
02:18:07 ...only...
02:18:09 Only what?
02:18:12 Where is Britain?
02:18:16 There.
02:18:18 Ah, yes, lord, there...
02:18:21 ...but... eh...
02:18:26 There is papyrus cane.
02:18:29 Papyrus cane, Divine Caesar?
02:18:32 Don't be so stupid, Chaerea.
02:18:35 Order my army to attack
02:18:39 Yes, lord.
02:18:45 After all, we must have some proof
02:19:06 War.
02:20:04 Kill.
02:20:27 While all of you were
02:20:31 ...your beloved emperor
02:20:33 ...to preserve and
02:20:43 I've heard rumors that the Senate...
02:20:45 doesn't believe that I
02:20:48 No. No, lord.
02:20:50 But I did conquer Britain,
02:20:54 thousand papyrus
02:21:00 Hail, Caligula Caesar.
02:21:03 Hail, Caligula the Conquerer.
02:21:09 Better be careful,
02:21:24 Caligula.
02:21:27 They hate you now.
02:21:28 Let them hate me. So
02:21:32 They are senators and consuls.
02:21:36 So important that
02:21:38 They must be mad.
02:21:40 I don't know what else to do
02:21:42 Great victory.
02:21:44 In Britain.
02:21:47 And now...
02:21:50 ...the booties captured
02:21:57 Fish.
02:22:00 Mullet, blenny and salmon.
02:22:04 Oysters...
02:22:07 ...and beautiful pink pearls.
02:22:11 From the blue seas
02:22:19 Gained from the green forests
02:22:27 ...swell pheasants,
02:22:59 Cowards.
02:23:06 Crawl. Crawl. Crawl.
02:23:09 I hate them.
02:23:19 Almighty Caesar says...
02:23:22 ...to balance the state budget...
02:23:24 ...we shall confiscate
02:23:27 of all those who have failed Rome.
02:23:34 Read out your list, Longinus.
02:23:38 Senators Galva,
02:23:45 Antonius, Cassius...
02:23:48 Chaerea.
02:23:50 They have failed me.
02:23:53 ...Lepidus...
02:23:56 ...Sextus and Octavius.
02:23:59 Guards. Arrest them.
02:24:18 Almighty Caesar says...
02:24:20 ...finish your dinner.
02:24:25 Eat.
02:24:34 He must be done soon.
02:24:41 Watch Chaerea.
02:24:44 The omens are not good.
02:24:46 Be on your guard.
02:24:50 I think he intends to kill me.
02:24:58 What is amusing, Caesar?
02:25:01 Just a thought.
02:25:02 May I ask what thought?
02:25:09 Is it true that there is a conspiracy
02:25:12 Eh... well, lord... that is... I mean...
02:25:16 It seems there is a secret plot.
02:25:18 A plot is always a secret,
02:25:20 not a plot or a plan.
02:25:21 That is logical, is it not, Claudius?
02:25:23 Even a half-wit can know that
02:25:25 Half of me is, Caesar.
02:25:30 The situation's gone too far.
02:25:32 He's muffed the guards,
02:25:34 government and insulted
02:25:37 Yes, the Senate counts for
02:25:39 No one is safe from him.
02:25:41 He's a tyrant.
02:25:44 There's only one solution.
02:25:48 If Caligula ought to die...
02:26:54 You need to sleep.
02:26:56 I think I shall resign myself
02:27:01 I hope you do.
02:27:21 I am going bald.
02:27:26 No, you're not.
02:27:28 You've never been able
02:27:31 The facts? Yes, my lord.
02:27:45 I need some sleep.
02:27:51 I need you.
02:28:21 Psst. Are you ready?
02:28:24 Will you speak your
02:28:29 Long have I wondered
02:28:34 ...in search of you, brother Osiris.
02:28:45 I have been killed
02:28:51 You put my pieces together,
02:28:57 ...with a kiss.
02:29:01 There goes our blood.
02:29:07 It doesn't matter.
02:29:22 I can't get it right.
02:29:30 Hello, precious.
02:29:36 Have you been a good girl?
02:29:46 Don't you think she looks
02:29:48 She's even wearing my little boots.
02:29:50 My little... boots.
02:30:17 She's serious.
02:30:24 Going to be dressed
02:30:57 Password?
02:31:00 Scotch him.
02:31:01 So be it.
02:31:46 I'll...
02:31:48 ...live...
02:31:51 ...live...
02:32:48 Come on.
02:32:53 Hail, Claudius Caesar.
02:32:55 Hail, Claudius Caesar.
02:32:58 Hail, Claudius.
02:33:04 Hail, Claudius Caesar.
02:33:08 Hail.