Capers The Brooklyn Heist

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00:00:33 -Who's that?
00:00:39 - You want-
00:00:42 - Sorry, sir.
00:00:43 You new?
00:00:45 - Yeah, matter of fact I am.
00:00:48 Special assignment,
00:00:58 - He's a little small to be
00:01:01 - You know what kind
00:01:05 - Wiener dog?
00:01:07 - This is a dachshund,
00:01:09 This animal is trained to sniff
00:01:14 - He can smell nuclear agents?
00:01:15 - He frickin' loves
00:01:19 Now, security officer...
00:01:24 Fadagucci,
00:01:26 if you don't mind,
00:01:27 we got some work to do.
00:01:29 - Yes, sir.
00:01:42 - Be a good boy.
00:01:43 Take a seat, there you go.
00:01:50 What?
00:01:51 What the--
00:01:53 [electronic beeping]
00:01:57 [dog wheezing]
00:02:01 Harry.
00:02:04 Harry, you got to shut up.
00:02:15 - Monitor, room 438.
00:02:16 - 438.
00:02:17 - Yeah, who's the guy
00:02:19 fondling the cashmere?
00:02:25 - Captain.
00:02:26 Captain.
00:02:31 - 438, tell that cop
00:02:32 that sweater
00:04:47 [sirens blaring]
00:04:51 - This neighborhood
00:04:54 I remember when this was
00:04:58 Everybody looked like
00:04:59 and everybody knew their place.
00:05:02 Now we got moolies dancing
00:05:07 And if it ain't the moolies,
00:05:09 it's the Sputniks
00:05:14 It all started
00:05:17 There were
00:05:19 stealing anything they could
00:05:22 One day they get caught,
00:05:24 the next day they're out
00:05:27 All of a sudden,
00:05:28 we're surrounded
00:05:34 - These are genuine cashmere.
00:05:35 They're worth a fortune.
00:05:36 - What am I supposed to do
00:05:38 wipe my ass?
00:05:41 - Okay, think about this:
00:05:43 guy walks in your shop
00:05:45 He stops.
00:05:46 "Hey, that's a nice sweater.
00:05:49 "Yes, as a matter of fact,
00:05:52 "Why don't I make you
00:05:54 a gun and a sweater."
00:05:55 Now he's warm and protected.
00:05:58 You're happy.
00:05:59 He's happy.
00:06:02 - I'm tired of you ratty losers
00:06:06 First it was your
00:06:07 now I got to listen
00:06:12 - Look, Connie,
00:06:14 I got to get Harry
00:06:17 - What's wrong with him?
00:06:18 - 9/11.
00:06:19 The toxins filled up his lungs.
00:06:20 He can't even breathe
00:06:22 [dog wheezing]
00:06:26 - How about this?
00:06:27 You give me the sweaters,
00:06:30 You take the .38 home,
00:06:35 Then you do us all a favor
00:06:43 - Screw you, Connie.
00:06:49 - Look at that goddamn loser.
00:06:55 When your grandfather
00:06:58 the crooks were ltalian,
00:07:02 Now I barely
00:07:05 Never should've let anybody else
00:07:08 That's what started the decline.
00:07:16 Next thing you know,
00:07:17 we're surrounded
00:07:21 - ¶ Never spit more
00:07:22 ¶ I'ma climb on the pound ¶
00:07:23 ¶ Spittin' about Bentleys ¶
00:07:25 ¶ I walk around town ¶
00:07:26 - ¶ And I'm focused, man ¶
00:07:28 ¶ Provoke this man ¶
00:07:29 ¶ And get ran over
00:07:32 - ¶ I'm bockin' hard top ¶
00:07:33 ¶ Blades through my hamstrings ¶
00:07:35 ¶ And if E's a devil ¶
00:07:36 ¶ Let me do that damn thing ¶
00:07:37 - ¶ lf you want cash ¶
00:07:38 ¶ Then shake it fast
00:07:40 ¶ Like you in the mirror
00:07:43 - ¶ I'm checkmate 3G solid ¶
00:07:44 ¶ You've lost your rook ¶
00:07:45 ¶ Streets keep callin'
00:07:47 ¶ I'm off the hook ¶
00:07:48 ¶ And every noon I wake up ¶
00:07:49 ¶ to six phillies
00:07:51 ¶ Never early ¶
00:07:52 ¶ If I ain't high by 4:20
00:07:54 - ¶ I got a hummer in a hummer ¶
00:07:55 ¶ Was the best I made ¶
00:07:56 ¶ Benz over and Mercedes
00:07:59 ¶ With these hoopty
00:08:01 ¶ I can't lock it up ¶
00:08:02 ¶ In the club ¶
00:08:04 ¶ Only 50 cent in my pocket ¶
00:08:05 - ¶ Yo ho
00:08:07 ¶ When I walk around the block ¶
00:08:08 ¶ 'Cause my watch
00:08:09 ¶ to the phrase
00:08:11 ¶ Watch us
00:08:12 ¶ Coincidentally my heat
00:08:14 ¶ I face some penalties
00:08:17 ¶ I own three dimes
00:08:18 ¶ Y'all felines fighting ¶
00:08:20 ¶ But never seen cheese
00:08:25 - Where's the ride, bitch?
00:08:26 Where's the ride, nigga?
00:08:28 - Why you gonna borrow money
00:08:30 and then sell
00:08:32 - Yeah, I don't know.
00:08:33 - Well, if you sold the ride,
00:08:42 [gunshots]
00:08:53 [jazzy piano riff]
00:08:59 - Five, six, seven, eight.
00:09:02 [funky hip-hop beat]
00:09:09 - Got my money now?
00:09:10 - No.
00:09:11 - Guess I'm gonna have to
00:09:17 - Hold on, baby.
00:09:26 What's that?
00:09:28 - Oh, she's my-my cousin,
00:09:32 - What's she doing
00:09:34 - I don't know.
00:09:35 - We're babysitting.
00:09:37 - Where are her parents?
00:09:38 - They went away.
00:09:40 - Like three years ago.
00:09:46 - I might just have to take her
00:09:50 - Okay.
00:09:51 - Peckerwood, you don't
00:09:54 I'ma take this little bitch
00:09:56 if you don't give me my money.
00:09:57 - That's cool.
00:09:59 [together]
00:10:01 - You could, like,
00:10:02 totally sell her
00:10:03 - What'd you say?
00:10:04 - Um, I mean, well,
00:10:07 Or the gray market
00:10:08 where they deal
00:10:12 - Then we'd be even, right?
00:10:16 - You want to tell me
00:10:18 with a cabbage patch kid?
00:10:19 - We're gonna see
00:10:21 - Are you out of your mind?
00:10:22 - We're overextended, baby.
00:10:24 - What does that mean?
00:10:26 - Outflows are exceeding inflows
00:10:29 - Goddamn street done dried up
00:10:30 - Streets haven't dried up.
00:10:32 You just haven't been able
00:10:33 in the last three months.
00:10:34 - It ain't my fault.
00:10:36 Niggas is irresponsible
00:10:38 - The whole ghetto's in default.
00:10:39 Localized housing bubbles
00:10:41 - They have the money.
00:10:43 They just think your soft.
00:10:44 - What?
00:10:48 - The problem is,
00:10:49 white people ain't scared
00:10:50 Niggas like Will Smith
00:10:52 - The only thing that needs
00:10:55 is the furniture.
00:10:56 - Like you was really gonna
00:10:59 - Well, what are we gonna do?
00:11:05 - Moose, pull over.
00:11:07 - ¶ I barely spoke ¶
00:11:08 ¶ And got 'em open wide ¶
00:11:09 ¶ So when I make noise ¶
00:11:10 ¶ Make room
00:11:12 ¶ Watch your kids ¶
00:11:13 ¶ This cat is thirsty ¶
00:11:14 ¶ Got schools of all seeds ¶
00:11:15 ¶ Like a bag of dirt weed ¶
00:11:17 - ¶ You want to battle me ¶
00:11:18 ¶ That'll be tragedy ¶
00:11:19 ¶ Actually y'all be blackened
00:11:21 ¶ In a very rapid capacity ¶
00:11:22 ¶ Certified psychopathic ¶
00:11:24 ¶ The rap classic ¶
00:11:25 ¶ Well above average ¶
00:11:26 ¶ Still can get savage ¶
00:11:28 - Yeah?
00:11:34 - She ain't yours, Buckwheat.
00:11:35 - But she's cute, right?
00:11:37 - Sure.
00:11:39 - I'll take an offer.
00:11:42 - How old is she?
00:11:44 - How old are you?
00:11:46 - Looks about eight.
00:11:47 I can probably get
00:11:50 My cut will be 40.
00:11:51 - 40?
00:11:54 I'm setting up the deal.
00:11:55 I'm doing all the work.
00:11:56 Lazy bootlip.
00:11:58 - I'm tired of you people
00:12:01 dressed like six-year-olds
00:12:04 You don't like the deal,
00:12:05 get out of here
00:12:08 - Don't you even think about it.
00:12:11 - Of course,
00:12:16 They give you that
00:12:19 [gunshots]
00:12:28 - Screw you, Connie.
00:12:31 - ¶ That's right
00:12:32 ¶ That's my trip ¶
00:12:33 ¶ Black, white,
00:12:35 ¶ "That's my shit" ¶
00:12:40 - You'd think the moolies
00:12:42 everybody else away.
00:12:45 But every few years,
00:12:51 All of a sudden,
00:12:52 we're surrounded
00:13:15 - ¶ Give my regards
00:13:19 ¶ Remember me to Harold Square ¶
00:13:27 ¶ Tell all the gang
00:13:31 ¶ that I will soon be there ¶
00:13:39 - Thank you.
00:13:53 - [screams]
00:14:31 - [imitates phone ringing]
00:14:32 Technical support,
00:14:37 [imitates phone ringing]
00:14:38 You reach hotline,
00:14:43 [imitates phone ringing]
00:14:44 Hello and God Bless America.
00:14:46 How may I support you
00:14:50 How was audition?
00:14:51 - They called police.
00:14:53 - You should work on singing.
00:14:55 - Slava.
00:14:56 Walk.
00:14:58 - Lana.
00:14:59 What did you do?
00:15:00 - They do not understand
00:15:03 - We came here to be
00:15:05 - We came here to work.
00:15:07 - We cannot work without papers.
00:15:08 We cannot get papers
00:15:11 They fear us because
00:15:13 - Slava.
00:15:14 We have no money, no work.
00:15:17 Everyone hates us.
00:15:18 - Still better than home.
00:15:21 - It will take ten years
00:15:25 We need rent now.
00:15:29 - Maybe you should
00:15:33 - We need new plan.
00:15:42 - I am Lana.
00:15:44 We spoke on phone.
00:15:45 - Right.
00:15:47 For two, $100,000.
00:15:48 - How long?
00:15:50 - Get me the money, a week
00:15:53 - Can I choose name?
00:15:54 - What name you want?
00:15:56 - Sparkles.
00:15:57 - $5,000 extra.
00:15:59 - I do not have enough.
00:16:03 - Nothing.
00:16:04 - You're screwed.
00:16:07 [dramatic string music]
00:16:10 ¶ ¶
00:16:13 You think I fall for that shit?
00:16:15 Go get a green card,
00:16:18 - Since 9/11 they do not give.
00:16:21 - I'm tired of you lousy DPs
00:16:23 - What is DP?
00:16:25 - Dumb Polack.
00:16:26 - I am from Chechnya.
00:16:28 - What is hucka lucka?
00:16:30 - We are Arab Slavs.
00:16:33 - Wonderful.
00:16:35 Get me 100 grand
00:16:36 or go back to riding camels
00:16:40 Why do you want to be
00:16:42 - So I can be Broadway actress
00:16:44 and my brother can perform
00:16:46 - Get me the money,
00:16:50 I have no idea if you can act.
00:16:53 So far I'm not impressed.
00:17:05 Good night.
00:17:26 - Where's the loot?
00:17:30 What's that?
00:17:32 - Four sweaters?
00:17:33 - Yeah, they're cashmere.
00:17:37 - What about the safe?
00:17:38 - Yeah, what about the safe?
00:17:39 Is there something you forget
00:17:40 - No.
00:17:42 The safe had buttons.
00:17:44 - The safe had buttons?
00:17:45 - Yeah, the safe had buttons.
00:17:47 - No dial, just buttons.
00:17:53 - You take 'em to Connie?
00:17:54 - Yeah.
00:17:56 She told me to shoot myself
00:17:58 - One of these days
00:18:00 - It's never gonna happen.
00:18:01 She's too connected.
00:18:03 If the Don left her
00:18:04 why's she running
00:18:06 - It's a front.
00:18:07 You know that little safe
00:18:09 - Yeah.
00:18:10 - There's like
00:18:11 - Then why would she leave it
00:18:13 - To show you she's untouchable.
00:18:15 - I hate that bitch.
00:18:17 She gives us no respect.
00:18:19 - Why would she give us
00:18:24 - Me and Harry got to get out
00:18:26 It's poisonous.
00:18:28 - Where do you wanna go now?
00:18:29 - Tell you the truth...
00:18:32 been thinkin' about a boat.
00:18:35 - What do you mean,
00:18:37 Like you wanna live on a boat?
00:18:39 - We could sail down
00:18:41 breathe in the fresh air...
00:18:43 - I didn't even know
00:18:45 - I love boats.
00:18:46 - I like boats too.
00:18:48 - You know you made it
00:18:52 - Let's get a boat.
00:18:54 - Boats are a fortune, Fitzy.
00:18:56 - So let's do a job.
00:18:59 Let's do a real job.
00:19:02 - ¶ Shake it baby ¶
00:19:03 ¶ Don't stop ¶
00:19:04 ¶ Gettin' crazy ¶
00:19:05 ¶ Punk rock ¶
00:19:06 ¶ Everybody get it, get it ¶
00:19:08 ¶ Don't stop ¶
00:19:09 ¶ Get it, get it ¶
00:19:10 ¶ Shake it like
00:19:12 ¶ Stick it like chewing gum ¶
00:19:14 ¶ Shake it till you know
00:19:15 ¶ That boy insane ¶
00:19:16 ¶ You come ¶
00:19:18 ¶ Then we walk
00:19:19 ¶ One by one,
00:19:21 ¶ Here they come like cop cars ¶
00:19:23 ¶ You really want to get yours ¶
00:19:25 ¶ Get yours, get yours ¶
00:19:27 ¶ Get yours, get yours ¶
00:19:29 - Look at all this shit.
00:19:31 Niggas and flies,
00:19:35 - ¶ But first you got to watch ¶
00:19:36 ¶ Baby, then we got to talk ¶
00:19:38 ¶ Baby, then we got to walk ¶
00:19:40 ¶ Baby, to your house in style ¶
00:19:42 ¶ Baby, then we gonna
00:19:46 - Hi.
00:19:49 What's your name?
00:19:51 - Emily.
00:19:52 - Would you like some juice,
00:19:55 - Where's my mommy?
00:19:59 - Who's this?
00:20:01 - This is Lila.
00:20:04 - Do you and Lila like chess?
00:20:08 You know how to play?
00:20:10 Well, you want me
00:20:12 - Are you my new mommy?
00:20:16 - What's behind your ear?
00:20:19 - How did you do that?
00:20:20 - I'm gonna teach you.
00:20:21 - Well, we were about to
00:20:23 - She needs to learn this first.
00:20:25 This is gangsta.
00:20:27 [loud hip-hop music]
00:20:33 - Hey, baby, I was thinking,
00:20:36 as much as I hate
00:20:39 maybe we should take
00:20:40 I mean, I know it's a bad deal.
00:20:43 - What?
00:20:44 - I'm talkin' about Emily.
00:20:45 - Emily?
00:20:46 What you talkin' about
00:20:50 [music stops]
00:20:51 - She's gold, baby.
00:20:52 I mean, we should take
00:20:54 We could pay off everything.
00:20:55 And you know what?
00:20:57 Finally the Negroes
00:20:59 - Ronald.
00:21:00 - What you wanna do, baby?
00:21:04 Oh, no?
00:21:07 We made all this money.
00:21:09 We got all this stuff.
00:21:10 We can't pay our bills.
00:21:11 We're not happy.
00:21:12 - But this is clean, Ronny.
00:21:14 She's already eight.
00:21:16 She's house-trained.
00:21:17 She can count.
00:21:18 - Do you know how much it costs
00:21:20 - Well, Moose says
00:21:22 [together] Assuming
00:21:26 - You've been talkin' to Moose?
00:21:29 You've been thinkin' about it.
00:21:31 - You really want to bring a kid
00:21:32 - No.
00:21:34 We got to clean up.
00:21:35 - We can't afford to clean up.
00:21:36 I ain't sendin' that kid
00:21:39 She may end up unsavory.
00:21:40 - Well, we have to set
00:21:42 - We need a lot of money
00:21:44 - So we do one more job.
00:21:46 - And you think robbing somebody
00:21:49 - If that somebody deserves it.
00:22:01 - What did Connie say?
00:22:03 - I hate that bitch.
00:22:07 - How much?
00:22:09 - $100,000.
00:22:12 - So we go to Russian mafia.
00:22:16 - They will charge same.
00:22:19 - What will we do?
00:22:23 - We have to do job.
00:22:26 - We don't do that anymore.
00:22:28 - If they find us
00:22:30 we will have no choice.
00:22:34 - $100,000
00:22:37 - That bitch Connie
00:22:41 - Bad idea.
00:22:43 - She is old.
00:22:46 Easily scared.
00:22:49 [phone rings]
00:22:54 - Yeah?
00:22:55 - Hello, may I speak to Connie?
00:22:57 - Who the hell is this?
00:22:59 - Put $200,000 in bag.
00:23:02 Put bag in garbage can
00:23:06 - What?
00:23:07 - Put $200,000 in bag.
00:23:11 Put bag in garbage can
00:23:15 - Why would I do that?
00:23:17 - Do it...
00:23:18 or I will give you cancer.
00:23:22 - Is this that ruble head?
00:23:23 - We are Arab Slavs.
00:23:28 - Dougie!
00:23:32 - Yeah, Grandma?
00:23:33 - I need you to move the safe.
00:23:36 - Did you get the money?
00:23:38 - No.
00:23:40 - What will we do?
00:23:45 - I will call her and try again.
00:23:47 - Okay.
00:23:50 - I will call her ad infinitum
00:24:12 - When comes ad infinitum?
00:24:15 [phone rings]
00:24:19 - Again?
00:24:21 [phone ringing]
00:24:28 [grunts]
00:24:30 - [gasps]
00:24:32 Dougie!
00:24:37 - Your men out front
00:24:39 They'll kill for you.
00:24:40 And they'll die for you.
00:24:42 And don't forget,
00:24:43 the object is to control
00:24:47 Okay.
00:24:57 Give me my watch, please.
00:24:59 Thank you.
00:25:01 [sirens blaring]
00:25:10 - She's dead.
00:25:11 - What?
00:25:13 Who?
00:25:15 - Connie died?
00:25:17 Are you sure?
00:25:18 - I don't know.
00:25:32 - Ma'am, stay calm...
00:25:35 - Grandma.
00:25:36 - Ma'am.
00:25:38 - Dino...
00:25:41 this is a sign.
00:25:43 - Moose...
00:25:44 this is a sign.
00:25:45 - Slava, this is sign.
00:25:48 - A sign of what?
00:25:50 - We will rob her ourselves.
00:25:53 - Is this good idea?
00:25:54 - Who will complain?
00:25:56 Everyone hates her.
00:25:57 - She is very dangerous woman,
00:26:00 - So am l.
00:26:22 - Ow.
00:26:23 - I hear your grandma's
00:26:25 - She dead?
00:26:26 - She needs surgery.
00:26:32 - Good afternoon, ma'am,
00:26:35 - I didn't call for takeout.
00:26:39 - No, ma'am, I'm a doctor.
00:26:41 I'm afraid you're gonna be here
00:26:43 - I don't know
00:26:45 in your chingaling med school
00:26:46 besides how to write names
00:26:48 but I ain't staying here
00:26:51 - You had a small coronary.
00:26:53 You're going to need
00:26:55 or you could have
00:26:58 - Not by some slant.
00:27:00 I want a second opinion.
00:27:02 - Well, all right.
00:27:04 Who would you like to speak to?
00:27:06 - Go find me a Jew.
00:27:10 - So it's, uh, hot in here.
00:27:13 - Yeah.
00:27:14 - You got air conditioning?
00:27:18 - What are those vents for?
00:27:21 - I don't know.
00:27:22 - Is that an internal alarm
00:27:25 - Well, why are you asking?
00:27:27 - You know, we're just curious.
00:27:29 - Oh, well, I'm sure
00:27:31 - What do you think the response
00:27:33 - I have no idea.
00:27:35 Single paned or double paned?
00:27:36 - Your guess is as--
00:27:37 - You got a backup generator?
00:27:39 - How heavy is that safe?
00:27:50 You like boats?
00:27:54 - It's perfect.
00:27:55 We get in, we grab the thing,
00:27:56 we get out fast,
00:27:58 - You really think
00:28:00 - Dino, come on.
00:28:01 - What if it's just
00:28:02 You know, photographs,
00:28:04 - Are you kiddin' me?
00:28:06 Connie doesn't care about
00:28:08 It's either cash
00:28:09 - I don't know, Fitzy.
00:28:11 You want respect, right?
00:28:13 We do this, we buy you a boat,
00:28:16 Then we get you and Harry
00:28:21 - All right.
00:28:23 But we got to move fast.
00:28:24 We don't know how long
00:28:26 What do you wanna do first?
00:28:27 - Let's put your old team
00:28:31 - ¶ Critically acclaimed ¶
00:28:32 ¶ Clinically insane ¶
00:28:34 - I won't be long, baby.
00:28:35 I'm just gonna case the joint.
00:28:37 - What's case?
00:28:38 - Daddy's gonna look at
00:28:40 and see all the entrances
00:28:44 - Can Lila and I come case?
00:28:46 - Come on.
00:28:48 - Wait a minute.
00:28:49 Wait a minute.
00:28:50 Ronald, what are you doing?
00:28:52 What are you doing?
00:28:54 - ¶ Things happen
00:28:56 ¶ Half the city on my payroll ¶
00:28:57 ¶ I make up laws ¶
00:28:58 ¶ Break those ¶
00:28:59 - All right.
00:29:00 If anybody comes,
00:29:03 - Moose gave you a piece, right?
00:29:07 - Okay.
00:29:08 Well, if somebody comes,
00:29:11 You don't have a knife either?
00:29:14 All right,
00:29:17 - [growling]
00:29:19 - Shake your head.
00:29:21 [both growling]
00:29:30 You know what?
00:29:31 Why don't you just whistle.
00:29:32 Can you whistle?
00:29:34 - [loudly expels air]
00:29:36 - Okay, for now, just yell.
00:29:39 - Go look out for Daddy.
00:29:40 - ¶ The lchiban Don Mega ¶
00:29:43 ¶ Razor sharp with my part ¶
00:29:44 ¶ Connected to the streets ¶
00:29:45 ¶ Like sidewalks ¶
00:29:46 ¶ The Ray Liotta
00:29:48 ¶ My graffiti letters
00:29:51 - [whistles]
00:29:52 - That's great, baby.
00:29:57 - What you doin' there?
00:29:59 - Uh...
00:30:02 - I'm lost.
00:30:04 Can you help me find my Mommy?
00:30:06 - Well, sure.
00:30:23 - Oh, my god.
00:30:34 - There she is.
00:30:37 - I found her all the way around
00:30:39 - Oh, she wandered off.
00:30:40 Thank you so much.
00:30:44 - Okay, well,
00:30:47 She's a cutie.
00:30:48 - Thank you.
00:30:59 - Lila likes casing.
00:31:02 - She's coming, no doubt.
00:31:04 - No, she's not.
00:31:05 - Hell yes she is.
00:31:06 She's a good cover.
00:31:07 She can even drive the van.
00:31:08 - So what's the deal?
00:31:11 Bars on all the windows,
00:31:13 - So Moose is gonna need time
00:31:15 - I don't want to waste time
00:31:17 I want to blast in
00:31:18 Take it.
00:31:19 If we move quick enough,
00:31:21 before they even know
00:31:47 - Uh, can I help you?
00:31:49 - It is too hot in here.
00:31:51 I am going to take off
00:31:59 - Oh, my God.
00:32:01 - What is your name?
00:32:04 - l-I'm Douglas.
00:32:06 My name's Douglas.
00:32:07 - Douglas.
00:32:09 I wish you to take me
00:32:11 - Yeah.
00:32:14 Okay, sure.
00:32:15 - Now.
00:32:17 Right, okay, back in a minute.
00:32:19 Okay, it's um...
00:32:22 this-this way.
00:32:31 - I know it's kind of small,
00:32:33 but a man's home
00:32:36 - This small shit apartment
00:32:40 - I'm sorry.
00:32:41 - You will make love to me now.
00:32:45 - Uh...
00:32:46 yeah, maybe we're rushing
00:32:48 - Now, little man,
00:32:50 - Okay.
00:32:56 - Tonight I will give you
00:32:58 and tomorrow night you will
00:33:01 - Well, I'm not sure
00:33:04 - You will like it,
00:33:06 - Ow!
00:33:07 Oh.
00:33:09 Wait a minute.
00:33:13 - Wait, wait,
00:33:17 What are you doin'?
00:33:18 [screaming]
00:33:27 [screaming]
00:33:39 That was awesome.
00:33:43 And really confusing.
00:33:46 - That was just the beginning.
00:33:49 - Oh, oh baby.
00:34:00 - Never do a job
00:34:03 We need an Oriental for karate
00:34:06 Now, this guy's the best.
00:34:07 I used to work with him
00:34:09 They called him the White Tiger.
00:34:29 - Oh, I'm sorry, we're closed.
00:34:31 - We're lookin'
00:34:32 - The White Tiger's
00:34:35 - What, he go to lunch?
00:34:36 - I think he means he's dead.
00:34:39 We're very sorry to hear that.
00:34:41 Who are you?
00:34:42 - My name is Bo.
00:34:44 The White Tiger was my uncle.
00:34:46 I'm the Gay Ninja.
00:34:50 And you are?
00:34:51 - Don't worry about our names.
00:34:52 - Dino Gallucio.
00:34:54 - Gay Ninja?
00:34:58 What's that all about?
00:34:59 - I'm protected by the power
00:35:01 - Yeah, yeah, that's great.
00:35:02 What's up with the gay thing?
00:35:03 - I think he means happy gay.
00:35:06 - Sure.
00:35:08 - Huh.
00:35:10 - So the White Tiger
00:35:12 - Uncle?
00:35:13 Yes.
00:35:14 - But you're definitely a ninja.
00:35:16 - Definitely.
00:35:26 - So, Bo...
00:35:29 you wanna make
00:35:30 - Sure.
00:35:32 - How tall are you?
00:35:34 - 5'8".
00:35:36 - What?
00:35:37 - Why?
00:35:39 - Never do a job
00:35:41 This is Big Jim.
00:35:45 - This animal with you?
00:35:47 - Yeah, he's with us.
00:35:51 - Okay to talk in front of him?
00:35:55 - Yeah.
00:35:57 - Yeah, he won't say nothin'.
00:36:01 So you ever do any alarm work?
00:36:05 - You good with electronics?
00:36:07 - You mind working with a team?
00:36:08 - I don't get along real well
00:36:13 - Show him how tall you are.
00:36:21 - 6'6".
00:36:23 Plus the hat.
00:36:35 - Yeah.
00:36:36 You got blueprints here?
00:36:39 - Submit a photo lD
00:36:42 Public Architectural
00:36:45 - No public.
00:36:47 This is between you and me.
00:36:50 - 422A.
00:37:06 [loud hip-hop music]
00:37:09 - Hey, Pops!
00:37:10 Let me get the structural
00:37:12 on a commercial building.
00:37:14 - Reason?
00:37:15 - What?
00:37:16 - The reason you want
00:37:21 - They're public, right?
00:37:23 - I have to enter a reason
00:37:26 - Since when?
00:37:27 - Since 9/11.
00:37:30 - All right, well,
00:37:31 Just keep it quiet.
00:37:34 - Okay, uh,
00:37:37 for insurance purposes.
00:37:42 - It's your building?
00:37:43 - Yeah, okay.
00:37:47 - Is it your building, sir?
00:37:49 - What is ownership anyway?
00:37:52 - Well, if it's not
00:37:53 why do you want to insure it?
00:37:55 - Well, uh, I thought
00:37:59 - I have to say, I'm having
00:38:03 - Why?
00:38:04 'Cause I'm black?
00:38:05 - No, because what you're
00:38:08 - I should get really mad at you
00:38:11 But I can't.
00:38:13 Instead I feel sorry
00:38:16 because you are ignorant.
00:38:19 Let me enlighten you.
00:38:20 Black people, we like to insure
00:38:23 all the time,
00:38:24 and I'm not gonna explain
00:38:26 because, frankly,
00:38:33 Yo, I'll be back.
00:38:47 - You didn't write down
00:38:48 of the building you want
00:38:51 - Don't worry about it.
00:38:53 Sometimes I like to look at
00:38:56 in case maybe I want to build
00:38:59 someplace else.
00:39:00 So just get the blueprints.
00:39:02 - I need to know which building.
00:39:05 - Why?
00:39:06 - It's our policy.
00:39:09 - Since when?
00:39:13 - Yeah, forget about it.
00:39:15 I'll blueprint it myself.
00:39:38 - "Yes, please, I need patent
00:39:41 for Securitex front load
00:39:45 - Yes, go get it.
00:39:48 - We don't have that here.
00:39:49 - Is this not
00:39:51 - This is the Department
00:39:54 We have building plans
00:39:57 - Okay, go get that.
00:40:02 - Fill out the form.
00:40:10 - That Mac or PC?
00:40:13 - I don't know.
00:40:15 - It give you trouble?
00:40:16 - All the time.
00:40:18 - You have problems,
00:40:20 - I fix Windows, DOS,
00:40:25 - Thanks.
00:40:30 - I'll need a photo lD.
00:40:32 - Certainly.
00:40:38 - Alexander Hamilton?
00:40:40 - That's my name.
00:40:41 Don't wear it.
00:40:44 - Says here you're blonde,
00:40:48 - Yes, thank you.
00:40:52 - Your photo lD
00:40:55 - Why?
00:40:56 - It's our policy.
00:40:58 - Since when?
00:41:02 - Oh, okay.
00:41:03 I go now.
00:41:14 - Would you turn that down,
00:41:18 I would recommend
00:41:20 - What?
00:41:22 - C-4.
00:41:24 - Where'd you get that?
00:41:25 - Office Mania.
00:41:27 - We need to make it through
00:41:30 - Okay.
00:41:31 You're gonna want
00:41:34 This is in
00:41:36 - Do you have to use that?
00:41:37 - It's convenient, bitch.
00:41:38 - Ronald, your language.
00:41:40 - I got to keep it gangsta,
00:41:41 - Yeah..
00:41:42 - You know, that is an offensive
00:41:44 - Dynamite, baby!
00:41:45 That's what the Coyote used
00:41:47 - Wile E? Coyote never blew up
00:41:49 - Shut up, nigga!
00:41:51 You're gonna need fuses also.
00:41:53 - What we need, Moose, 15?
00:41:54 - No you got to--
00:41:55 Start with 50.
00:41:57 - I always tell people to start
00:41:59 - 50 feet?
00:42:00 - How far away do want to be
00:42:02 - 100 feet?
00:42:03 - Moose.
00:42:04 I'm thinkin'.
00:42:05 I'm new at this, you know.
00:42:07 - What do you mean
00:42:08 - There's a first time
00:42:10 - You can always come back.
00:42:11 We're open till sundown
00:42:20 - Why don't we just
00:42:22 - I'm not paying for it.
00:42:24 That's the problem
00:42:26 No budget.
00:42:31 - Hey fellas,
00:42:32 - We need to borrow a ladder.
00:42:36 - Mind telling me what for?
00:42:37 - We're gonna make
00:42:39 - We need to rescue a cat.
00:42:43 They didn't tell me about that.
00:42:49 - Okay, come on.
00:42:52 We got an 8-foot extendable,
00:42:55 15-foot extendable.
00:42:56 - Wow, your ladders are huge.
00:43:01 - Thanks.
00:43:09 - Hey, can I help you?
00:43:11 - Yes, we are looking
00:43:15 - Must be 20% U-235 isotope
00:43:19 - And what do you need that for?
00:43:22 - Nuclear power
00:43:25 - Oh, okay.
00:43:30 Uh...excuse me for asking,
00:43:33 - We live here.
00:43:35 - Go Yankees.
00:43:36 - No, I mean, like,
00:43:40 - We are Arab Slavs.
00:43:44 - Yeah.
00:43:47 I don't think
00:43:49 - Do you have
00:43:53 - Let me check.
00:43:57 - Yeah, I need the police
00:43:58 and, like, Homeland Security,
00:44:00 and, like, maybe the army.
00:44:02 Come down to Al's Hardware store
00:44:07 - He will talk when he wake up.
00:44:08 - He will not remember.
00:44:11 How will we power machine?
00:44:14 - We can use six-volt battery.
00:44:32 - [imitates phone ringing]
00:44:37 Good evening,
00:44:41 Of course,
00:44:43 - Slava.
00:44:44 Machine.
00:44:50 - Everybody listen up.
00:44:52 This is a big job--
00:44:53 need to be organized.
00:44:56 This'll be planning central.
00:44:58 Everything we need to know about
00:45:01 And this is the safe.
00:45:04 Now we're going in
00:45:07 We need a plan to get in,
00:45:11 Dino, blueprints to the shop.
00:45:15 Uh, okay.
00:45:17 Even though it's an old store,
00:45:19 very good possibility
00:45:21 at least right through here
00:45:22 - And the walls,
00:45:24 - Maybe even the air.
00:45:26 The air in the room
00:45:34 - Bo, your job is to interface
00:45:37 and knock out the alarm.
00:45:38 - Okay.
00:45:41 Dino, you and Big Jim-
00:45:43 How do I do that?
00:45:46 - You're the Oriental.
00:45:47 - Oh.
00:45:49 No, sorry, I don't know.
00:45:54 - You don't know?
00:45:56 - I don't like computers.
00:45:57 I like people.
00:45:59 - You know karate,
00:46:00 - I'm protected by the power
00:46:04 - Right.
00:46:06 We're just gonna have to find
00:46:13 - Okay.
00:46:16 Now, these tape marks
00:46:19 through the ventilation system
00:46:22 Dino, you're gonna go first.
00:46:31 Now, in actuality this shaft
00:46:36 So let's all just, uh...
00:46:39 crawl in place for a minute.
00:46:46 - All right, Dino,
00:46:52 - Okay, now after this turn,
00:46:56 we're about 10 feet away
00:46:59 - How are we gettin'
00:47:02 - Just move 'em.
00:47:04 - Am I gonna be able to just
00:47:09 - There's not gonna be
00:47:11 in the air-conditioning vents.
00:48:16 - Are we really going in there?
00:48:18 - Why, are you getting
00:48:20 - No.
00:48:21 But it's really, really dark
00:48:24 - That's why we've all got
00:48:26 - We do?
00:48:27 Can I have one?
00:48:30 - Bo, I told everyone
00:48:32 I've got a flashlight.
00:48:34 Dino's got a flashlight.
00:48:35 - Never do a job
00:48:38 - Big Jim's got a flashlight.
00:48:40 - Nope.
00:48:42 Figure I'd steal one
00:48:45 - That's a good idea.
00:48:48 - Dino, you got a flashlight.
00:48:49 You hoppin' in first.
00:48:51 - I'm not going in first.
00:48:52 Let somebody else go first.
00:48:54 - I went first in rehearsal.
00:48:56 - Yeah, I don't want to go in
00:48:57 - Me neither.
00:49:00 - Fine, I'll go first.
00:49:06 - It's this one?
00:49:07 - No.
00:49:15 - This one, right?
00:49:17 - No.
00:49:29 Why are we stopping?
00:49:31 - It's a dead end.
00:49:34 Hang on.
00:49:38 - You're right.
00:49:39 It's one back.
00:49:40 Back up.
00:49:46 Okay, let's go.
00:49:48 Right.
00:49:51 No, no, left, left.
00:49:54 Sorry.
00:50:23 - Little man.
00:50:25 - You will let us into shop now.
00:50:27 - I don't really think that
00:50:28 - Get up!
00:50:34 Hello.
00:50:58 What did you guys need?
00:51:02 [hip-hop music]
00:51:05 ¶ ¶
00:51:28 - Plan B.
00:51:38 Hold on.
00:51:40 Make sure the coast is clear.
00:51:55 - One.
00:51:57 Two.
00:51:58 Three.
00:52:09 - That's it?
00:52:11 - Maybe we didn't use enough.
00:52:12 I told you I was new at this.
00:52:14 - Shit.
00:52:15 Give me the keys.
00:52:24 [tires screeching]
00:52:26 [loud crash]
00:52:35 God damn it!
00:52:36 - Maybe we should just
00:52:44 - Dead end.
00:52:45 - Are you sure?
00:52:47 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
00:52:48 - Maybe she moved it.
00:52:52 - Maybe she moved what?
00:52:53 - The safe.
00:52:55 - That could be.
00:52:56 - She didn't move the safe.
00:52:58 There's not a dead end
00:53:00 because she moved the safe!
00:53:01 That doesn't make any sense!
00:53:08 - Drink.
00:53:10 - Why?
00:53:11 - Medicine.
00:53:12 - Medicine?
00:53:15 - Sex medicine.
00:53:18 - You mean like Viagra?
00:53:20 Is it Viagra?
00:53:22 Drink.
00:53:23 - Okay. Yeah.
00:53:24 All right.
00:53:37 How long until
00:53:38 - Not long.
00:53:39 Sit.
00:53:40 - Okay.
00:53:42 Yeah.
00:53:47 - Oh, yeah.
00:53:50 Yeah, I think I'm already
00:53:53 This is gonna be so--
00:53:59 - Yes.
00:54:01 - We have problem.
00:54:04 Safe has been moved.
00:54:10 - How did safe get there?
00:54:12 - Perhaps little man moved it.
00:54:19 - Don't be stingy
00:54:20 We ain't blowing up this wall
00:54:22 Use all of it.
00:54:23 - Are you sure
00:54:25 - That was some sorry ass shit
00:54:27 We could've got caught.
00:54:28 Use all of it.
00:54:38 - What the--
00:54:40 How'd you get there?
00:54:42 - You were the one supposed
00:54:44 - Who brings a damn compass
00:54:47 - Never--
00:54:48 - What do we do?
00:54:51 [voices overlapping]
00:54:55 - Vermin.
00:54:56 - Nobody touches my hat.
00:54:57 - Bo, what are you doing?
00:55:00 - Is he crawling in place?
00:55:01 - I believe he is.
00:55:03 - Just a few more feet.
00:55:04 - We were here a half hour ago.
00:55:06 - [moaning]
00:55:07 - Little man is moaning.
00:55:10 - They sound big.
00:55:11 [metallic squeaking]
00:55:14 - Little man is squeaking.
00:55:15 - Very big.
00:55:16 - It's an earthquake.
00:55:17 - Oh, no.
00:55:18 Nobody move.
00:55:20 - Oh, this is gonna hurt.
00:55:21 [screaming]
00:55:25 [coughing and groaning]
00:55:37 Who are you?
00:55:38 - We are Arab Slavs.
00:55:43 Why are you here?
00:55:44 - And why are you here?
00:55:49 - Stay where you are.
00:55:51 - Uh-uh.
00:55:53 - You brought a gun?
00:55:56 - You didn't bring your piece,
00:55:57 - No.
00:55:59 - I didn't know I needed it.
00:56:00 - You always bring a gun
00:56:02 - Are your guns real?
00:56:04 - They're so cute.
00:56:07 - You.
00:56:08 - Yeah?
00:56:09 - You are tall.
00:56:11 - 6'6".
00:56:12 Plus the hat.
00:56:14 - You can reach safe.
00:56:19 - Huh.
00:56:20 She moved it.
00:56:22 - What'd I tell you?
00:56:23 Never do a job
00:56:26 - You will get safe for us.
00:56:29 - No, I will get safe for us.
00:56:32 - But how will you open it?
00:56:37 - How will you open it?
00:56:39 - We have machine.
00:56:43 - Ready?
00:56:44 - We don't want to have
00:56:46 - Emily, cover your ears.
00:56:47 This is gonna be loud.
00:56:49 - Come on, Moose.
00:56:53 - I hope we don't start a fire.
00:56:54 Step back.
00:56:57 Okay, I'm doing it.
00:56:59 One.
00:57:00 Two.
00:57:01 Three.
00:57:04 - ¶ Critically acclaimed ¶
00:57:05 ¶ Clinically insane ¶
00:57:16 - Who the hell are you people?
00:57:17 - Shit!
00:57:18 - What are you doing here?
00:57:20 - Stupid question.
00:57:22 - Wait a second.
00:57:23 You mean to tell me
00:57:26 we were gonna
00:57:29 - That's unbelievable.
00:57:31 - All right, enough talk.
00:57:32 Take 'em out, Bo!
00:59:04 - We're lookin'
00:59:05 - The White Tiger's
00:59:09 The White Tiger was my uncle.
00:59:11 I'm the Gay Ninja.
00:59:19 I'm protected by the power
00:59:26 - Where's that safe?
00:59:32 Son of a bitch.
00:59:34 - It's ours.
00:59:35 We got the tall guy.
00:59:37 - And you think you're just
00:59:38 with that safe
00:59:40 We got a truck outside.
00:59:42 - Screw you.
00:59:43 - How will you open?
00:59:46 - We can open.
00:59:48 - Screw all y'all.
01:00:10 - What do we do now?
01:00:11 - I have no idea.
01:00:12 - Dougie!
01:00:16 Get that thing out of here!
01:00:19 - But the doctor said--
01:00:20 - I don't care what
01:00:22 I'm not having surgery,
01:00:25 Any sign of weakness,
01:00:26 the animals around here
01:00:29 Give me my cane.
01:00:30 - You want we should
01:00:32 - Oh, whatever,
01:00:34 - We'll be back.
01:00:37 Dougie!
01:00:42 Dougie.
01:00:45 Jesus.
01:00:50 Hey!
01:00:52 Hey!
01:00:55 Hey!
01:01:00 This place is a mess.
01:01:03 You were supposed to be
01:01:07 not sleeping.
01:01:10 Lard ass.
01:01:16 [all screaming]
01:01:21 - [laughs]
01:01:31 - Holy...
01:01:33 - Shit.
01:01:34 - We killed Connie.
01:01:38 - Maybe she's fakin' it.
01:01:48 - Hey, Dino.
01:01:54 - Okay, look,
01:01:56 before the goons come back.
01:01:57 - What is goons?
01:01:59 - What are we gonna do?
01:02:00 - I know what I'm doing.
01:02:01 I'm going to get the safe.
01:02:02 - Uh-uh.
01:02:06 - Damn it!
01:02:07 All right, look, look,
01:02:10 why don't we all just-
01:02:14 Now look, we don't even know
01:02:17 - Feminine items.
01:02:18 - Tax free treasuries.
01:02:20 - I heard it's someone's soul.
01:02:21 - Maybe it's a kitten!
01:02:23 - Perhaps it is hope.
01:02:24 - Stop!
01:02:26 We don't know.
01:02:28 But I think we need each other
01:02:32 Look, we need to act like
01:02:34 - What team?
01:02:38 - Yeah, we're, uh...
01:02:42 we're on a team
01:02:44 - Fitzy, I don't think
01:02:46 - Dino, shut up.
01:02:49 We're all Americans.
01:02:51 And we all love money.
01:02:52 But we don't want to work
01:02:54 - So what?
01:02:56 - So what?
01:02:58 So no one's leaving here
01:03:00 And it seems pretty obvious
01:03:02 that we all need each other
01:03:04 So why don't we
01:03:06 That way no one gets hurt.
01:03:07 'Cause I didn't bring my gun,
01:03:09 and I don't feel like
01:03:10 - I got a dachshund at home
01:03:12 - I got an eight-year-old
01:03:14 I'm tired, and I feel
01:03:16 - Me too.
01:03:17 - You're probably on the same
01:03:19 - Dino, please.
01:03:23 Come on, let's all just put
01:03:35 Big Jim?
01:03:36 This is what you're here for.
01:03:47 He's not tall enough.
01:03:49 - Just wait.
01:04:51 - The hell is that?
01:04:52 - Not much.
01:04:54 - It's nothing.
01:04:57 - Disappointing.
01:04:59 - Probably ain't worth shit.
01:05:01 - Ronald, your language.
01:05:03 - My bad.
01:05:04 Probably ain't worth shoot.
01:05:05 - Looks like a doubloon.
01:05:07 - Maybe it's gelt.
01:05:09 - What is gelt?
01:05:11 - Are you Jewish?
01:05:13 - Oh, so technically, no.
01:05:15 - I am if you asked Hitler.
01:05:17 - What, is he coming in next?
01:05:19 - What're we supposed
01:05:21 - Freeze!
01:05:27 - FBl.
01:05:28 Drop your weapons
01:05:31 - Who are you?
01:05:33 - Six months ago
01:05:34 to the New York bureau
01:05:37 - Lieutenants,
01:05:39 - Is it dangerous?
01:05:41 - Are we going into the field?
01:05:42 - You're goddamn right you are.
01:05:44 Here's the deal.
01:05:45 We just arrested
01:05:48 and he told us
01:05:50 is smuggling cocaine
01:05:53 down at the docks
01:05:55 So what I need
01:05:56 is to pick up my dry cleaning,
01:06:01 [laughter]
01:06:06 - If he's not gonna
01:06:07 we need to open a case
01:06:08 We need to prove ourselves.
01:06:11 - Let me show you something.
01:06:16 - We've been on this case
01:06:19 - But when we started
01:06:20 we realized we weren't the only
01:06:23 You didn't know
01:06:24 but we knew about you.
01:06:26 And while we watched
01:06:28 we just gathered evidence
01:06:32 - The boss had noticed us
01:06:34 and now suddenly,
01:06:39 - Girls, I've noticed
01:06:42 You seem unsatisfied.
01:06:44 Is everything okay?
01:06:48 - Well, no.
01:06:49 - What's wrong?
01:06:51 - Why are we still doing
01:06:53 - Why haven't we been promoted?
01:07:00 - Honestly, girls,
01:07:02 you still haven't proved
01:07:03 or, for that matter,
01:07:06 [giggling]
01:07:08 [together]
01:07:10 - I like the sound of that.
01:07:12 Now, let's see how you handle
01:07:23 - I think I figured out a way
01:07:26 - Mmm, I'm all yours.
01:07:29 - Hey!
01:07:32 This one was imagining us
01:07:34 I saw him!
01:07:36 No, I wasn't thinking that.
01:07:37 - Listen, jackass, we're not
01:07:40 - We are senior agents
01:07:42 of the Federal Bureau
01:07:44 - Okay!
01:07:45 Okay, you followed us here.
01:07:46 No lesbian stuff happened.
01:07:47 - Okay, everyone,
01:07:49 and put your hands up!
01:07:52 - What are you doing?
01:07:54 - Pick up your gun.
01:07:55 We got 'em outnumbered.
01:07:56 I wanna go with them.
01:07:57 - Dino, pick up your gun.
01:08:00 - Drop 'em or he dies.
01:08:05 Now, I've done this
01:08:07 So if I kill him,
01:08:10 But you two are gonna
01:08:13 So I suggest you throw
01:08:29 Somebody tie 'em up.
01:08:31 - I'll do it.
01:08:36 - So what do we do about the--
01:08:40 What the hell?
01:08:42 Did she just swallow that thing?
01:08:43 - Fat American.
01:08:44 - Emily, did you just eat that?
01:08:47 - Why'd you do that, baby?
01:08:48 - Chocolate.
01:08:50 - It was chocolate?
01:08:51 - Emily, honey,
01:08:54 - Oh, so it's my fault?
01:08:55 - Somebody needs to
01:09:01 - Cough it up, kid!
01:09:02 Cough it up!
01:09:03 - Whee!
01:09:04 - Put her down!
01:09:06 Put her down!
01:09:07 - No one's got an extra gun?
01:09:09 - Either she coughs it up
01:09:12 - Put her down, Big Jim.
01:09:13 We said we'd split the loot.
01:09:14 - We don't even know
01:09:18 - They do.
01:09:32 - What was in safe?
01:09:37 - Spit it out.
01:09:41 - It's the Double Eagle.
01:09:43 - First issued in 1850,
01:09:46 the Double Eagle gold piece
01:09:49 from the California Gold Rush.
01:09:50 - President Franklin Roosevelt
01:09:54 when he eliminated
01:09:56 during the Great Depression.
01:09:57 - Yes.
01:10:00 All coins in circulation
01:10:03 All but three were recovered
01:10:07 Two were given
01:10:10 - The last was retained
01:10:14 - But the king was deposed
01:10:16 and the coin disappeared
01:10:20 [together] Dino.
01:10:21 - I'm Dino.
01:10:33 Sorry.
01:10:36 - Shortly after September 11th,
01:10:38 a relief worker admitted
01:10:40 he'd found outside a destroyed
01:10:43 - He confessed to selling
01:10:46 but local police
01:10:48 - Connie.
01:10:49 - We're senior agents
01:10:51 with the Federal Bureau
01:10:52 - Numismatics Division.
01:10:53 - That is so hot.
01:10:57 - How much is it worth?
01:10:59 You can't steal a coin
01:11:00 and then auction it.
01:11:01 - Yeah, yeah,
01:11:03 - It is a priceless
01:11:05 and a symbol of our history.
01:11:08 - Estimate.
01:11:09 - The Smithsonian auctioned
01:11:12 Iast year at Christie's
01:11:25 - Big Jim?
01:11:28 Why don't you put the kid down
01:11:35 - Emily, are you okay,
01:11:37 - Don't be scared, baby.
01:11:39 - We are splitting little girl,
01:11:45 - Y'all need to back up.
01:11:48 - It's worthless!
01:11:50 - You just said it's worth
01:11:52 - We told you,
01:11:54 and you can't fence it either.
01:11:55 No one on the street
01:11:56 It belongs to Connie.
01:11:58 - We ain't got to worry
01:11:59 - And what about her ghost?
01:12:01 - What do you mean?
01:12:04 - But we didn't mean to.
01:12:06 You'll have every goon
01:12:08 for the rest of your lives.
01:12:09 [horn honks]
01:12:10 - Sounds like
01:12:15 - Come on, move it, move it.
01:12:21 - We can make a deal.
01:12:23 The goons don't have to know
01:12:26 Let them blame the Feds.
01:12:27 - We can give you anything
01:12:30 - Anything?
01:12:33 - We want a boat.
01:12:35 - Cold hard cash.
01:12:37 - I want a pony!
01:12:40 - Okay, okay, stop.
01:12:42 We'll take care of all of you
01:12:46 She's got the coin.
01:12:52 - No deal.
01:12:53 We're not giving her up
01:12:54 - You are going to be running
01:12:56 and from them forever.
01:12:58 - Connie!
01:12:59 Connie!
01:13:01 - Is that really what you want
01:13:07 - All right.
01:13:09 - Ronald!
01:13:10 - I don't want her on the run
01:13:12 - Connie?
01:13:14 - Well, help me.
01:13:26 - Hey, sweetie.
01:13:28 You're gonna have to go
01:13:30 - But what did I do wrong?
01:13:32 - You didn't do anything wrong,
01:13:33 It's just that
01:13:36 well, it doesn't belong to us.
01:13:38 So you're gonna
01:13:42 - Oh.
01:13:44 Okay.
01:14:05 - Give me that crowbar.
01:14:06 - Open this door!
01:14:07 - The deal's still on?
01:14:08 - Well--
01:14:10 - Hey, you got the coin back.
01:14:12 - A deal's a deal.
01:14:13 - Or we could leave you
01:14:14 - I'm giving you
01:14:17 One.
01:14:18 - The deal is still good.
01:14:19 Just untie us
01:14:21 - I got it.
01:14:25 - What's going on in there?
01:14:27 - Open up, I said!
01:14:30 - See you ladies
01:14:32 - Open this door
01:14:33 or we're gonna break it down,
01:14:34 - Hey, who's in there?
01:14:36 - You better let us in.
01:14:38 I'm telling ya.
01:14:48 [giggling]
01:14:57 - Hi.
01:15:00 - Connie!
01:15:01 Connie!
01:15:03 [together] Freeze!
01:15:04 [sirens blaring]
01:15:08 - Hey, take it easy, huh?
01:15:09 I'm going in; I'm going in.
01:15:13 - Lieutenants.
01:15:14 You'd better come
01:15:22 - ¶ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ¶
01:15:25 ¶ a Yankee Doodle do or die ¶
01:15:30 ¶ A real live nephew
01:15:34 ¶ born on the Fourth of July ¶
01:15:38 ¶ I've got
01:15:43 ¶ she's my Yankee Doodle joy ¶
01:15:44 [cell phone rings]
01:15:50 - Manhattan Cable.
01:15:51 Slava speaking, how I help you?
01:15:54 Mmm.
01:15:57 Okay.
01:15:58 I be there between today
01:16:00 If you not home,
01:16:01 Thank you for calling
01:16:04 - ¶ I am
01:16:11 - All right guys,
01:16:12 We'll come back, do it again.
01:16:30 - It looks good.
01:16:35 - Mommy, can l
01:16:37 - You ready for your tournament?
01:16:39 - Yes.
01:16:40 - Are you sure?
01:16:41 - I'm working late, baby.
01:16:44 - I haven't seen you all week.
01:16:45 - I'm sorry,
01:16:47 - I haven't seen you either,
01:16:49 - I'm sorry, sweetie.
01:16:53 - Well, they need to give you
01:16:55 - That's the deal, baby.
01:16:57 Come on now, ready for school?
01:17:03 - Guys, let me congratulate you
01:17:06 [laughter]
01:17:07 Now, let me tell you though,
01:17:08 for every hour sailing,
01:17:09 you got six hours
01:17:11 This boat needs to be cleaned,
01:17:17 Your bilge has got to be cleaned
01:17:20 And that's a grimy job.
01:17:22 Now I'm gonna start you off.
01:17:23 I'm gonna get some buckets,
01:17:26 and you're gonna start cleaning.
01:17:40 - What do you wanna do now?
01:17:41 - I'm thinking we sell the boat.
01:17:46 - Good, yeah,
01:17:54 - Holy shit.
01:17:56 You think she's come
01:17:58 - I don't know,
01:17:59 - I don't know, but I'm not
01:18:01 - Sit down, loser!
01:18:04 - Okay.
01:18:05 But, Connie,
01:18:07 before you take our souls
01:18:09 I just want you to know
01:18:13 that we killed you.
01:18:15 - I wasn't dead.
01:18:16 - But I kicked you.
01:18:17 - Dino.
01:18:18 She was dead like a rock.
01:18:19 - It's called
01:18:22 You should have called
01:18:23 instead of kicking me,
01:18:27 Now, you're gonna get me
01:18:29 - How we gonna do that?
01:18:31 - They got it in some
01:18:35 - Wait a second.
01:18:37 We don't work for you.
01:18:38 - I've been watching
01:18:41 for the past few months,
01:18:43 You can change your clothes,
01:18:48 But you're crooks.
01:18:50 You're rotten,
01:18:55 - Screw you, Connie.
01:18:57 - And if you don't do this job,
01:18:59 I'll have my fat friends
01:19:02 set fire to your boat,
01:19:07 - I'm in.
01:19:10 You've been
01:19:12 ever since we moved
01:19:13 You want to work with us,
01:19:15 you got to offer us
01:19:19 - How 'bout 10%?
01:19:21 - 10% of what?
01:19:23 - I got a dot head in Bombay
01:19:25 ready to give me
01:19:28 - So we're talkin' $5,000?
01:19:32 - $500,000?
01:19:34 - But this ain't something
01:19:37 You got to split it
01:19:40 - What other partners?
01:19:54 - Maybe we should
01:19:56 and have them witness protection
01:19:58 - Not me.
01:20:00 I love New York.
01:20:02 - $500,000 could pay
01:20:04 - And high school.
01:20:09 - This is a big job.
01:20:11 - That's for damn sure.
01:20:16 - Let's go.
01:20:21 - So what are we thinking?
01:20:23 - I'm thinking
01:20:24 - I'm thinking we need
01:20:26 - Ronald, this is
01:20:28 - Aw, come on, baby.
01:20:29 - I will seduce security.
01:20:31 - Lana, they must have
01:20:34 - Yes.