Captain Newman M

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00:02:05 (HORN HONKING)
00:02:07 Nurse!
00:02:09 Will you call psycho ward
00:02:13 his lousy flock's
00:02:16 Okay!
00:02:19 Let's go.
00:02:32 Hendricks will drop
00:02:35 Thanks, Captain.
00:02:51 Six copies, please.
00:02:53 I'm Lieutenant Alderson.
00:02:54 I'm Larrabee, Lieutenant.
00:02:56 Air Surgeon's Office
00:02:58 Come on in.
00:03:01 PYSER: Larrabee.
00:03:03 Who the devil's in charge
00:03:05 You or Dr. Newman?
00:03:06 His Ward 7's got
00:03:09 in the entire
00:03:11 Psychosis, he says.
00:03:15 Psychogenic syndrome!
00:03:17 Colonel Pyser,
00:03:20 And a prize...
00:03:23 Why don't you take
00:03:27 All right.
00:04:02 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
00:04:13 Admission's free.
00:04:24 What's on your mind,
00:04:27 Nothing, sir.
00:04:30 That's dandy,
00:04:32 Have a chair.
00:04:36 Thank you, sir.
00:04:48 Well, how do you feel?
00:04:50 Quite well, sir.
00:04:54 How do you feel?
00:04:58 Okay. Okay, let's play games.
00:05:05 (EXCLAlMS)
00:05:08 Are you under the impression
00:05:11 Well, aren't you?
00:05:13 Why, certainly not.
00:05:15 Air Surgeon's Office,
00:05:18 (LAUGHlNG)
00:05:23 Well, what do you
00:05:24 And here I was,
00:05:28 Guarded, a little tense,
00:05:31 not quite so secure
00:05:34 Statistical Section?
00:05:39 We're making a survey
00:05:42 to handle the flow of
00:05:44 Well, that's quite
00:05:46 you could write
00:05:48 We're short of beds,
00:05:52 Except patients.
00:05:53 Particularly
00:05:56 Our charts show
00:05:59 Far beyond the norm.
00:06:00 How do you data demons
00:06:04 Well, sir, we have
00:06:08 Yes, Gavoni?
00:06:10 He's under his bed
00:06:11 yelling and screaming
00:06:14 Does he have
00:06:15 Chocolate malts.
00:06:17 Well, then, you get him
00:06:20 Put it on the floor
00:06:23 Tell him
00:06:24 if he isn't back in his bed
00:06:26 Roger!
00:06:30 We say Roger quite
00:06:33 Makes us feel like heroes.
00:06:36 Why don't you
00:06:40 Sir, our charts show...
00:06:41 You can forget
00:06:43 My first name is Joe.
00:06:46 Belden.
00:06:49 What?
00:06:51 Belden.
00:06:55 Is that what your friends
00:06:57 No, my friends
00:06:59 Congratulations!
00:07:02 Now, about that
00:07:05 here's the reason why.
00:07:08 Now, during the first
00:07:11 the files were almost empty.
00:07:12 So was Ward 7.
00:07:15 In those days,
00:07:18 Some tossed their
00:07:21 Some of them
00:07:22 Some of them shook
00:07:25 But they went up!
00:07:27 No mollycoddling
00:07:29 No, sirree!
00:07:31 You couldn't convince
00:07:35 Symptoms!
00:07:37 And that a symptom
00:07:39 with danger
00:07:41 Now you wouldn't think
00:07:42 to comprehend that,
00:07:44 So acute anxiety cases
00:07:48 and sooner or later,
00:07:51 Now they're streaming back
00:07:56 from the Pacific.
00:08:01 And when we do get them,
00:08:05 discharge them
00:08:08 And every time
00:08:11 Excuse me, Captain.
00:08:13 What do you say, Blodgett?
00:08:16 Well, all right.
00:08:22 You ever been inside
00:08:26 Well, no...
00:08:31 KOPP: Hey, Doc.
00:08:33 A new man checked in
00:08:36 Violent?
00:08:38 He's a hospital orderly.
00:08:40 Well, right now
00:08:43 He's scheduled for Ward 4.
00:08:46 A mere detail.
00:08:48 Now look,
00:08:51 Wrap him in cotton wool
00:08:54 Roger.
00:08:57 We had to put
00:08:58 That major in 4G
00:09:01 And Wilkinson made that
00:09:08 If you're a member
00:09:09 it means sodium
00:09:11 PYSER: Newman!
00:09:18 Excuse me.
00:09:24 Colonel?
00:09:27 Captain Newman.
00:09:29 This report of yours
00:09:32 that the only basis
00:09:34 Yes, sir.
00:09:35 Because of a
00:09:40 Well, I don't recall
00:09:43 (CHUCKLlNG)
00:09:45 He chewed out
00:09:47 So what? He apologized
00:09:50 Yes, sir.
00:09:53 and again and again,
00:09:54 until the lieutenant,
00:09:59 His behavior was
00:10:01 I know, I know.
00:10:04 Quote, unquote.
00:10:08 You're bound and determined
00:10:09 into that Sunnybrook Farm
00:10:12 Well, you're not.
00:10:14 Because he doesn't belong
00:10:17 malingerers
00:10:20 who get themselves
00:10:22 by coming to you with
00:10:24 about how they get
00:10:27 Colonel, every man
00:10:31 I think that
00:10:34 You think he may be sick?
00:10:36 I'm sorry I can't
00:10:38 but the kind of
00:10:39 doesn't show up in
00:10:41 It shows up in behavior.
00:10:44 Colonel Bliss is one
00:10:46 fighting the air war
00:10:48 And he's needed back
00:10:51 Well, if he is unstable,
00:10:54 The lives of too many men
00:11:00 Larrabee.
00:11:02 I'm ordering a special
00:11:04 I don't want Captain Newman
00:11:13 Just stay close
00:11:15 Try to look as if
00:11:20 (WHlSTLES)
00:11:25 (ALL CHEERlNG)
00:11:28 (WHOOPlNG)
00:11:29 (SlNGlNG) Captain Flak Juice
00:11:34 Stuck a patient
00:11:39 Step right up
00:11:43 It will hurt an awful lot
00:11:46 'Cause we say baloney
00:11:50 (ALL LAUGHlNG)
00:11:52 You guys seem a bit
00:11:57 Let's hear it
00:11:59 (ALL BOOlNG)
00:12:04 One of these days
00:12:08 (ALL CHEERlNG)
00:12:10 Gentlemen, prepare
00:12:19 Well, Arthur,
00:12:22 Patient slept fine.
00:12:26 drainage system
00:12:29 Arthur Werbel,
00:12:32 But he ain't moving
00:12:35 because he's got it
00:12:37 You can say
00:12:38 But you're gonna
00:12:41 Now, how can l
00:12:42 unless you show me
00:12:44 Well, symptoms...
00:12:47 I got talent, Doc. Look.
00:12:49 Oh, gee. Oh, Doc.
00:12:51 Right here in the gut,
00:12:52 Oh, I'm dying.
00:12:54 Blodgie. Blodgie,
00:12:58 Now, that alone proves
00:13:00 Wouldn't fool an intern
00:13:04 They got me
00:13:06 I'm burning up.
00:13:09 No, don't touch that.
00:13:11 Drop dead, buster!
00:13:13 No jerk is getting
00:13:16 I'm getting
00:13:17 I'm busting out
00:13:19 with my brother Frank.
00:13:21 Frank is my brother!
00:13:24 Who's helping him, huh?
00:13:27 Now take it easy, sailor.
00:13:29 In a pig's eye.
00:13:35 I should be out
00:13:39 Doc, I'll...
00:13:42 I'll do anything, honest.
00:13:43 I'll do anything in the Navy.
00:13:46 I'll take top deck ack-ack,
00:13:52 You got to fix it.
00:13:55 You, please,
00:13:58 Please.
00:14:00 We need a little more time.
00:14:06 Why don't you tell
00:14:07 that you didn't really
00:14:10 Hmm?
00:14:16 I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
00:14:22 I don't want you
00:14:25 See, I'm apologizing, Doc.
00:14:28 Attaboy.
00:14:36 Would it help any
00:14:39 It might, except he
00:14:43 Well, Bobby.
00:14:46 So what's the good
00:14:51 That's right.
00:14:53 Try.
00:14:55 Come on, Bobby.
00:14:57 Let Captain Newman hear
00:15:00 You said "hello"
00:15:02 He did, Doc.
00:15:04 I heard him say "hello"
00:15:11 It'll come, Bobby.
00:15:15 Morning, Captain.
00:15:19 I got a few pains.
00:15:22 Captain, you're
00:15:24 How'd you sleep?
00:15:26 Any bad dreams, Captain?
00:15:28 The usual.
00:15:31 Dry. That's good.
00:15:34 That's the first thing
00:15:36 You're handling your
00:15:39 Nurse, give this patient
00:15:43 He's a good boy.
00:15:44 (CHUCKLlNG)
00:15:47 Thinks he's a psychiatrist.
00:15:49 Well, it's all that stuff
00:15:52 It gives me
00:15:55 (MlMlCKlNG MACHlNE GUN FlRlNG)
00:15:57 Stop it! Stop it!
00:16:00 Stop it!
00:16:03 Stop it!
00:16:08 (ALL SHOUTlNG)
00:16:17 It's all right.
00:16:22 BLODGETT: Come on,
00:16:27 Get that little yellow-belly
00:16:31 That "little yellow-belly,"
00:16:35 racked up 26 missions.
00:16:38 Now, what the devil
00:16:40 except beat up on
00:16:42 It's tough enough
00:16:46 All you do is beef,
00:16:50 Now when are you
00:16:55 The next time this
00:16:58 you bring him
00:17:00 Can't a guy have
00:17:03 Not that kind.
00:17:06 Now look,
00:17:10 and you're stuck with me.
00:17:12 One of us
00:17:17 and it's going
00:17:38 Okay, Doc.
00:17:43 Hey, Doc.
00:17:46 We've been playing gin
00:17:48 Well, never mind about that.
00:17:51 Just send him in.
00:17:53 I'd better get
00:17:57 Thanks for the tour.
00:17:59 Yeah. By all means.
00:18:02 Roger.
00:18:12 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
00:18:13 Come in.
00:18:15 Good morning.
00:18:21 Well, what's your name?
00:18:24 Leibowitz.
00:18:27 Jackson.
00:18:31 How old are you?
00:18:34 I believe that it's
00:18:37 to address an officer
00:18:40 Sir.
00:18:42 Well, what's customary
00:18:45 But you're not
00:18:47 Congratulations.
00:18:49 I assume that
00:18:53 Yes.
00:18:55 Sir.
00:18:58 Go on, Corporal.
00:19:01 Go on where?
00:19:03 Tell me about
00:19:06 What's to tell?
00:19:08 Let's see.
00:19:12 I don't want to
00:19:14 but the animals
00:19:17 They had me working in
00:19:22 I didn't like it.
00:19:23 You mustn't hide
00:19:24 That's what I figured.
00:19:29 Well, what kinds of wards
00:19:32 All kinds.
00:19:35 Give me a hint.
00:19:38 General, surgery,
00:19:40 that's where
00:19:42 OB. That was for
00:19:46 The rate they're
00:19:48 they're not gonna need
00:19:52 Have you ever worked
00:19:58 A mental ward?
00:20:00 Psychiatric cases.
00:20:01 Nuts?
00:20:03 Gee, Doc,
00:20:04 It is not a nut house.
00:20:06 Inside of one hour
00:20:08 Sit down.
00:20:09 Already I'm a patient.
00:20:10 Doctor.
00:20:13 (LAUGHS)
00:20:14 I don't know where
00:20:17 The boys in my ward
00:20:20 So am l.
00:20:21 They're miserable?
00:20:23 Doc!
00:20:24 Leibowitz, this is
00:20:26 There is no danger involved.
00:20:29 Patients in my ward
00:20:31 matches or razors
00:20:34 But teeth they got.
00:20:37 We've been here for
00:20:40 Don't spoil your record,
00:20:42 I'll take my chances.
00:20:44 Now, do you have
00:20:46 You don't have to
00:20:48 I'm as surprised
00:20:50 Ask the question.
00:20:53 Captain, I appreciate you
00:20:55 but let us face facts.
00:20:57 It goes against my grain.
00:21:00 Leibowitz, what the devil
00:21:03 You look like
00:21:05 Don't be fooled
00:21:06 But you'll get
00:21:07 Who's got an appetite?
00:21:09 You have my
00:21:11 From a plumber
00:21:12 From a psychiatrist
00:21:15 Corporal Leibowitz
00:21:19 But Captain...
00:21:21 to show you around now?
00:21:22 No, what?
00:21:24 Good. Start with
00:21:26 But, Captain, I've...
00:21:30 Let's go, Leibowitz.
00:21:34 Glad to have you
00:21:35 (SHEEP BLEATlNG)
00:21:36 People always make
00:21:39 Hey. Already
00:21:42 What's that...
00:21:44 You're not hearing
00:21:46 We keep sheep
00:21:50 How about a nice game
00:21:53 Who plans that far ahead?
00:21:56 LElBOWlTZ: I'm living
00:21:59 He'll make
00:22:01 He understands suffering.
00:22:05 You're leveling, Doc.
00:22:09 You're as normal
00:22:11 All that's left is
00:22:13 You better get
00:22:15 I've got you marked
00:22:17 You're going back
00:22:19 I am? When?
00:22:21 I think I can steal you
00:22:23 Ten days at home
00:22:27 So, start packing.
00:22:30 You've got it, sir.
00:22:32 And I got a 4:10 bus
00:22:33 LElBOWlTZ: (SlNGlNG)
00:22:40 And on that farm
00:22:44 Your new orderly is
00:22:47 conducting
00:22:49 Next, he'll be
00:22:52 MEN: (SlNGlNG)
00:22:54 Everywhere a chick, chick
00:22:55 LElBOWlTZ: Come on, you guys.
00:22:59 Come on, you crazy bums.
00:23:03 Old MacDonald had a farm,
00:23:12 Well, yes, we set up
00:23:14 but Colonel Bliss
00:23:16 And after all his yelling
00:23:19 Did he say why?
00:23:21 No.
00:23:22 I offered to set up
00:23:24 He was to let me know,
00:23:26 How is that for a puzzler?
00:23:28 It worries me.
00:23:30 Whatever was behind
00:23:33 Colonel Bliss doesn't
00:23:36 (EXCLAlMS) Sorry, sir.
00:23:39 Oh, Colonel?
00:23:41 I finally solved
00:23:44 Corporal Leibowitz
00:23:47 He was somehow
00:23:50 and he's been
00:23:53 Isn't that so,
00:23:57 Well, is it?
00:24:00 couldn't call
00:24:03 Joe, you can't just
00:24:06 and put him in your ward
00:24:09 As far as the Army
00:24:10 Leibowitz has been AWOL
00:24:12 You're absolutely
00:24:13 Excuse me for
00:24:15 BARNEY: Joe!
00:24:18 Well, I'll be shoving off.
00:24:20 Pleasure having you, Barney.
00:24:22 Say hello to
00:24:25 (CHUCKLlNG)
00:24:27 Well, so long.
00:24:28 So long.
00:24:32 Lieutenant Corum,
00:24:37 I'll check my staff,
00:24:40 Try sodium pentothal.
00:24:41 It's wonderful stuff
00:24:44 If that is what
00:24:48 Well, Leibowitz probably
00:24:56 Guess we'll have to put
00:25:04 All right.
00:25:06 You needed him?
00:25:08 My ward and all the others
00:25:13 Well, I'll tell you what.
00:25:14 The very next orderly
00:25:16 You'll let us have him.
00:25:17 Now what could be
00:25:24 The next two.
00:25:29 A deal?
00:25:31 A deal.
00:25:34 I'm due back.
00:25:37 Oh, Corum, I wouldn't stew
00:25:42 You'll get the next
00:25:45 if I have to deliver
00:25:48 A pair of them are
00:25:50 Mmm-mmm.
00:25:58 Thanks.
00:26:00 You're welcome.
00:26:16 Did you get
00:26:18 I sent Arkie for it.
00:26:20 You know,
00:26:22 I don't know why they make
00:26:23 Leibowitz, since when does
00:26:28 Don't answer that.
00:26:29 Since Leibowitz
00:26:33 What do you mean,
00:26:36 You went to
00:26:38 Well, it helped
00:26:40 I was small for my age.
00:26:43 You see, Captain,
00:26:46 You see, I was always
00:26:48 Even in the fifth grade
00:26:51 "Jake, what should I do?
00:26:52 "l feel lousy,
00:26:56 "Jake, what's
00:26:57 You see, in my group,
00:27:01 Captain, I could
00:27:04 Will you autograph me
00:27:08 Sarcasm is for children.
00:27:09 From a psychiatrist
00:27:12 "Honesty," Jake,
00:27:14 So flunk me in English.
00:27:21 Get Lieutenant Corum
00:27:24 You want me to phone?
00:27:27 Yes, if you're not
00:27:35 (SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
00:27:54 I hope you're thirsty.
00:27:55 Mmm-hmm.
00:28:00 Ordered it in advance.
00:28:03 Here, I'll do that.
00:28:04 Thank you very much.
00:28:06 Since when does
00:28:09 Since Leibowitz
00:28:12 I don't know
00:28:16 and I've learned not
00:28:27 You want this now?
00:28:32 Oh, my goodness.
00:28:38 Thank you.
00:28:39 It's a little silly,
00:28:41 I read somewhere
00:28:43 once she'd been
00:28:45 It's true.
00:28:47 How did you know
00:28:49 Well, I heard it
00:28:51 The Officers' Club,
00:28:55 I thought maybe you
00:29:00 That would be
00:29:05 It's a compliment,
00:29:09 Anyway, it would have
00:29:11 my blood type is B.
00:29:14 And that I wear a size...
00:29:26 Your blood type is A,
00:29:28 and you were
00:29:31 you have an appendix scar
00:29:34 and you did your
00:29:36 You read my 201?
00:29:38 All of it?
00:29:40 You should know
00:29:42 "married" or "single."
00:29:44 Well, if we're both
00:30:01 Francie,
00:30:04 you're a good-looking woman.
00:30:09 Thank you.
00:30:11 It's important to have
00:30:14 Big morale factor.
00:30:16 It gives a man incentive.
00:30:22 Now, you take a man
00:30:29 I beg your pardon?
00:30:31 You've seen Blodgett.
00:30:33 Who'd come out for her?
00:30:36 But one look
00:30:37 and they'd come
00:30:40 Any man in that ward.
00:30:43 I think I understand,
00:30:45 And you're
00:30:47 Two years of
00:30:49 a full course
00:30:51 Year and a half at
00:30:55 Is that the reason
00:30:57 You're perfect for it.
00:30:58 For Ward 7.
00:31:01 You'd like me
00:31:04 And that's the reason
00:31:08 Come on, let's dance.
00:31:09 No. Let's fight.
00:31:11 It's not gonna do
00:31:14 Just what makes you
00:31:17 You're all off in
00:31:19 Joining your crowd is
00:31:22 I don't regard that
00:31:24 That is a reaction,
00:31:26 Don't give me
00:31:28 And as far as your
00:31:31 I have never seen
00:31:34 Are you Captain Newman?
00:31:36 Yes.
00:31:38 You can take it
00:31:42 Excuse me, fellows.
00:31:45 Newman here.
00:31:46 Boy, we got trouble.
00:31:48 Who?
00:31:50 He got into the ward
00:31:52 then he turned the place
00:31:55 He's got a knife
00:31:57 What are you doing
00:31:59 We did. We got him
00:32:01 Arkie and Gavoni are
00:32:03 Meanwhile, he's on
00:32:05 There are three of
00:32:07 Get that knife
00:32:08 Doc, that could
00:32:10 I know it's dangerous,
00:32:12 He might kill himself.
00:32:14 If I try to take that
00:32:17 All right.
00:32:21 Jake! Jake!
00:32:24 Let me out of here!
00:32:27 (SHOUTlNG)
00:32:29 Doc said
00:32:31 Who?
00:32:35 All right, all right!
00:32:37 No, I'm not sure,
00:32:41 All right!
00:32:44 Pigs!
00:32:47 (GRUNTlNG)
00:33:16 (MEN GROANlNG)
00:33:30 Pharmacy key.
00:33:37 KOPP: Come on.
00:33:38 Back in your beds.
00:33:43 Doc, look at this baby.
00:33:46 I better go in with you,
00:33:48 Bleeding to death,
00:33:49 You just wait here.
00:33:57 You... You filthy,
00:34:01 I'll kill you,
00:34:03 You are not gonna
00:34:05 Where the devil do
00:34:07 In some jungle
00:34:08 What do you mean,
00:34:10 Who asked you to
00:34:12 Who gave you
00:34:15 You did.
00:34:17 Take a good look
00:34:19 and then tell me
00:34:22 Is this what
00:34:26 Damn your eyes.
00:34:28 God shrivel your heart
00:34:34 You're vile.
00:34:38 Get hold of yourself.
00:34:41 Remember who you are.
00:34:42 You are Colonel
00:34:45 A command officer.
00:34:48 Colonel Norval Algate Bliss.
00:34:54 Now behave yourself.
00:34:57 Put your arms down, Colonel.
00:35:02 Put your arms down.
00:35:18 You swine. You...
00:35:21 You clever,
00:35:29 Take it easy, Colonel.
00:35:32 You need lots of sleep.
00:35:34 Why do you fight me?
00:35:36 Let's get to bed.
00:35:38 Peppy.
00:35:40 All right. Show's over.
00:35:42 Everybody back to bed.
00:35:43 Okay, Doc.
00:35:46 All right.
00:35:48 You better have Blodgett
00:35:50 I'm on duty, Doc.
00:35:51 Well, get Ruskin
00:35:53 I'm relieved
00:36:11 I suppose you...
00:36:13 You had to shout
00:36:16 I wasn't shouting at him,
00:36:18 I was shouting
00:36:30 Good night, Doc.
00:36:31 Good night, Ralph.
00:36:38 Mama? Mama, please
00:36:40 Hello, Dave.
00:36:42 Mama. Please, Mama.
00:36:45 Did you write to your
00:36:47 Please, Mama.
00:36:50 Did you write to
00:36:53 You said you would.
00:36:59 Yeah.
00:37:01 Yes, the same
00:37:02 (LAUGHlNG)
00:37:04 Same old malarkey.
00:37:06 Well, why don't you
00:37:08 NEWMAN: Give her a break.
00:37:10 DAVE: Okay.
00:37:11 Good night, Dave.
00:37:12 Good night, Doctor.
00:38:16 GAVONl: This way, fellows.
00:38:23 Can you spare four beds
00:38:25 I think so.
00:38:27 Come on. Straight ahead,
00:38:29 Just follow your buddy
00:38:31 Straight ahead.
00:38:34 Come on, buddy.
00:38:51 Room C, Arkie.
00:39:00 Jordan is scheduled
00:39:02 Okay.
00:39:08 Do you want me to
00:39:10 on that kid in Ward 3?
00:39:11 Leibowitz, it's not part
00:39:14 drumming up new business.
00:39:16 From such business, who,
00:39:21 His name is Tompkins.
00:39:23 He's a corporal, like me.
00:39:24 Now, for five nights
00:39:27 and got himself plastered.
00:39:29 They seem to think
00:39:31 but in my opinion,
00:39:36 Cocky, but tense.
00:39:39 My diagnosis is
00:39:44 Well, I hope you
00:39:46 Maybe I'm fresh.
00:39:48 What I did tell him,
00:39:49 and take a load off
00:39:51 Boy, did I give you
00:39:53 Thanks. Young doctor
00:40:35 Say, I thought
00:40:36 I beg your pardon, Captain.
00:40:38 What you said was,
00:40:40 That's not an order.
00:40:41 To which you have
00:40:44 "lf God had intended
00:40:46 "would he have
00:40:51 I understand, Doc.
00:40:53 You are releasing
00:40:54 Very good.
00:40:56 because I don't want you
00:40:57 I don't want you
00:41:02 You'd better get into
00:41:09 When did it happen?
00:41:10 Must have been in
00:41:16 I pulled Blodgett's
00:41:18 "Sixteenth day
00:41:19 "patient still lethargic,
00:41:22 We'll need 15 replacements
00:41:25 Recent strikes at Rabal
00:41:28 Ground personnel is
00:41:32 I granted no appointment
00:41:36 (CHUCKLES)
00:41:37 I'm dismissed before
00:41:45 Oh, the caduceus.
00:41:49 You're a doctor.
00:41:51 I'm Captain Newman.
00:41:52 And from my dreary abode,
00:41:54 you're one of
00:41:58 You see, Doctor,
00:42:01 Please, do come in.
00:42:08 Well, proceed.
00:42:11 This should be refreshing.
00:42:14 I am bored with
00:42:16 by brainless,
00:42:18 And I'm bored with B's.
00:42:19 I think I shall
00:42:25 How do you feel?
00:42:27 (CLlCKlNG TONGUE)
00:42:28 Standard opening.
00:42:32 Have you no imagination?
00:42:35 I'm holding it in reserve.
00:42:36 You've got enough
00:42:38 Colonel? Colonel?
00:42:41 My name is Future,
00:42:47 I see.
00:42:49 What a pity
00:42:52 He'd be
00:42:55 Mr. Past. Who's he?
00:42:58 He's a friend.
00:43:00 A very close,
00:43:03 I gave my word, sir,
00:43:06 never to reveal
00:43:08 Lips sealed.
00:43:11 Ergo, in your hospital,
00:43:15 about whom
00:43:18 while in your files
00:43:20 on Mr. Past,
00:43:22 One patient with
00:43:24 one case history
00:43:26 (LAUGHlNG)
00:43:27 What a paradox?
00:43:35 Well,
00:43:38 I can see that
00:43:40 Oh, no, now please,
00:43:42 I'm enjoying your visit.
00:43:44 Well, I don't doubt it,
00:43:46 for the purpose
00:43:49 a patronizing patient
00:43:53 Bravo, bravo, seven P's.
00:44:00 Is Mr. Future mad, sir?
00:44:05 I repeat.
00:44:08 Or is he not mad?
00:44:18 Mr. Future is
00:44:21 Bless my soul.
00:44:23 Oh, penetrating prophet
00:44:30 Is he incurable?
00:44:31 I can't tell yet.
00:44:35 talk to reveal.
00:44:38 But to a good psychiatrist,
00:44:39 isn't the act of concealment
00:44:44 Mr. Future,
00:44:47 to spend the rest
00:44:59 Is that likely?
00:45:01 That's what usually
00:45:21 Daylight recon
00:45:23 Lieutenants Bergman,
00:45:25 Reinhardt will
00:45:28 Sector B,
00:45:31 Captains Moore and Leary.
00:45:33 Oh, Jackson.
00:45:35 Can you get a hold of
00:45:37 and have him wire
00:45:39 I want to know everything
00:45:42 Okay.
00:45:55 The light seemed
00:45:56 He's more comfortable
00:46:14 Paul
00:46:18 Cabot
00:46:23 Winston.
00:46:26 Tired.
00:46:38 Captain Winston.
00:46:44 Paul? Paul.
00:47:24 It's happened before.
00:47:26 Once at the evac hospital,
00:47:31 His case file is on your desk,
00:47:34 His plane crash-landed
00:47:36 Missing in action 13 months.
00:47:39 Liberating forces
00:47:42 He identified himself
00:47:57 The evac N.P. tried shock,
00:48:00 Negative. He can't
00:48:03 Anything from
00:48:04 Nothing in the report.
00:48:06 He was 13 months
00:48:08 That's all there is.
00:48:12 Oh, Francie,
00:48:16 Check on a boy
00:48:18 Mmm-hmm.
00:48:22 Which one is he?
00:48:24 Just take a look
00:48:27 He's all yours,
00:48:31 Thanks, Katie.
00:48:32 Hello, there.
00:48:34 Hi, fellas.
00:48:35 (MEN WHlSTLlNG)
00:48:38 Darling.
00:48:39 Darling. Darling.
00:48:54 FRANClE: Evening, Corporal.
00:48:58 I'm Lieutenant Corum.
00:49:02 Well, how are you,
00:49:05 Are you gonna
00:49:07 No. I'm in Ward 7.
00:49:11 Hurray for you.
00:49:14 How are you
00:49:15 I've been in worse places.
00:49:18 Well, is there
00:49:20 Yeah.
00:49:21 Some cheaper booze
00:49:27 In that order?
00:49:33 Okay, so you don't
00:49:36 Big deal.
00:49:38 First it was that
00:49:40 Now it's you.
00:49:42 Maybe you're prettier
00:49:43 but I'm gonna give it to
00:49:45 You tell Captain Newman
00:49:49 Ain't nobody gonna
00:49:55 It's getting
00:49:57 I think I'm gonna go
00:50:10 BLISS: To include
00:50:13 Lieutenants Jacobs
00:50:14 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
00:50:19 Tompkins' file.
00:50:23 "Shove it."
00:50:24 Sounds rude.
00:50:26 I can't read him.
00:50:28 I don't know
00:50:29 or if he's trying to
00:50:34 Severe
00:50:37 Insomnia.
00:50:43 Something wrong
00:50:45 In that case,
00:50:47 I'm sure
00:50:49 I can't help him
00:50:51 If I go to him,
00:50:52 Lost him
00:50:56 Now help me with
00:50:58 Joe, you don't intend
00:51:03 Now I've written to
00:51:05 and asked him to talk
00:51:08 The key to his split is
00:51:12 So, if I can't get it
00:51:15 Now, is this third name
00:51:18 BLISS: To include
00:51:21 Lieutenants Jacobs
00:51:27 (ALL CHATTERlNG)
00:51:29 Leibowitz.
00:51:30 It's Gavoni.
00:51:32 He's outside!
00:51:35 (SHUSHlNG)
00:51:36 We've got a small
00:51:39 Everybody go back to
00:51:42 When I find my salami,
00:51:46 Go.
00:51:48 Up the sleeve.
00:51:54 Leibowitz!
00:51:55 Don't "Hi, Gavoni" me.
00:51:57 Somebody stole my salami.
00:52:00 Are you accusing
00:52:03 I ain't accusing them.
00:52:05 These men are
00:52:07 I know who took it.
00:52:08 One of these men
00:52:11 Leibowitz, I want that
00:52:16 Now, will you take it easy?
00:52:18 are you sure
00:52:20 Gavoni had a salami!
00:52:22 She sends me one
00:52:25 Well, in that case,
00:52:27 Have them put
00:52:28 I don't need no tracer.
00:52:30 That salami's right
00:52:31 And what's more,
00:52:33 (CLEARS THROAT)
00:52:35 It was stolen, huh?
00:52:37 Okay. Well, in that case,
00:52:40 Now let's start
00:52:41 Do you think
00:52:44 You know who stole it.
00:52:46 Now, just a minute.
00:52:48 You already
00:52:50 Who blamed
00:52:51 Don't try to
00:52:52 Did I blame anybody
00:52:55 The damage is done.
00:52:57 You've already thrown
00:53:01 (ALL SHOUTlNG)
00:53:02 All right, all right!
00:53:04 I've heard it
00:53:05 Gavoni, that's
00:53:08 You've given everybody
00:53:09 The least you could do
00:53:11 Now apologize.
00:53:13 All right. I'm sorry.
00:53:15 Words, words.
00:53:16 Gavoni, if you're
00:53:18 How?
00:53:19 Share your salami
00:53:21 How can I share
00:53:23 Gavoni, Gavoni.
00:53:27 That's beside the point.
00:53:29 Would you share it?
00:53:34 Yeah.
00:53:36 Okay, men,
00:53:37 He's gonna share
00:53:39 So let's give him
00:53:40 Arkie, no one leaves
00:53:43 Men, let's look!
00:53:44 in the pillowcases,
00:53:46 Remember Lost Weekend?
00:53:48 Check the fixtures.
00:53:49 Everybody, look!
00:53:51 Look in the pillowcases.
00:53:54 I found it!
00:53:56 Now just a minute, Gavoni.
00:53:59 Gavoni, are you sure
00:54:01 It's a Genoese.
00:54:03 (ALL LAUGHlNG)
00:54:05 See. All that fuss,
00:54:07 No one stole
00:54:08 You lost it.
00:54:10 How could I lose
00:54:13 Gavoni, may I remind you
00:54:18 In the words of
00:54:20 "Show me a man that
00:54:23 "and I'll show you a man
00:54:25 (ALL CHEERlNG)
00:54:30 Gavoni, come here.
00:54:35 Start cutting.
00:54:41 Do you mind?
00:54:42 Oh, by the way, Gavoni.
00:54:44 I promised Bobby
00:54:46 GAVONl: Roger.
00:54:48 MAN: The one in
00:54:50 And give my best
00:54:54 They're all yours,
00:54:55 Thank you, Doctor.
00:54:59 This came this morning.
00:55:04 "Big shot, cuckoo squad."
00:55:08 That's me, all right.
00:55:11 It's from Tompkins.
00:55:14 He wants me to
00:55:17 In my opinion,
00:55:20 I leave it entirely
00:55:22 I have every confidence.
00:55:27 At 1 1:00.
00:55:40 Hey, douse the light,
00:55:42 It's all right.
00:55:45 They gig me
00:55:47 I'll take care of that.
00:55:52 Okay.
00:56:10 You know something, Doc?
00:56:12 A man should
00:56:15 It turns him
00:56:18 Have a shot.
00:56:20 Oh, no,
00:56:25 You're an officer
00:56:29 No gentleman should ever
00:56:33 But you better drink it fast
00:56:43 Tompkins,
00:56:47 this stuff won't turn
00:56:49 It'll turn you
00:56:51 Not me, Doc.
00:56:53 Why, me and Big Jim,
00:56:55 we used to knock off
00:57:01 Turn the light out, Doc.
00:57:09 You know something?
00:57:12 Big Jim was the only buddy
00:57:16 Only guy ever treated
00:57:19 Yeah. And you know
00:57:25 (SOBBlNG)
00:57:26 Don't let me
00:57:29 If I talk,
00:57:31 I'll just smash the lamps
00:57:35 I'm gonna pump my fists
00:57:37 Sure, sure.
00:57:40 You throw the chairs around,
00:57:44 and it won't do you
00:57:48 Now, why don't you
00:57:54 Come on. What happened?
00:57:57 I'm in a sweat, Doc.
00:58:01 I don't want
00:58:05 Oh, God, I don't...
00:58:08 I don't even want
00:58:11 I'll bet you are
00:58:14 Day and night,
00:58:18 You play the guitar
00:58:20 You fight off sleep
00:58:22 You get swacked to
00:58:26 That's a stupid
00:58:29 That's a damned
00:58:48 Doc, you gimme
00:58:54 I'm asking for it.
00:58:58 Right now.
00:59:02 Okay. You lay off the booze
00:59:07 Not a drop,
00:59:09 I'll tell them
00:59:11 And more pills
00:59:14 Then we'll give you
00:59:19 You mean you ain't gonna
00:59:23 I mean, when I'm
00:59:24 Nope. It'll hold.
00:59:35 Well, if you ain't
00:59:40 well, you can forget it.
00:59:42 In fact, you can shove it.
00:59:45 Boy, they sure picked
00:59:49 Yeah.
01:00:08 All right, Jim,
01:00:10 I'll do that.
01:00:13 Boy, that's a hot one.
01:00:15 Two officers
01:00:18 Say, is it all right if
01:00:20 Sure.
01:00:22 I kind of sleep
01:00:28 That's all I'm gonna do,
01:00:31 That's right.
01:00:40 Hey, that's enough, Doc.
01:00:42 I don't want to
01:00:52 All right, Jim.
01:00:59 Now, this'll
01:01:01 When I tell you
01:01:03 start counting,
01:01:05 Have you got that?
01:01:07 Backwards from 100.
01:01:14 100, 99...
01:01:18 100, 99,
01:01:21 98.
01:01:23 It's hot.
01:01:26 100, 99...
01:01:29 100, 99, 98, 97,
01:01:39 96...
01:01:45 It sure is getting hot, Doc.
01:01:49 Five.
01:01:54 Four. 97.
01:01:59 NEWMAN:
01:02:02 Let that old
01:02:07 Yeah, that's better.
01:02:11 I'm getting wind off
01:02:14 94, 93,
01:02:23 92...
01:02:28 All right, Jim.
01:02:32 Come on now, Jim.
01:02:35 You're gonna take us
01:02:38 Come on, boy.
01:02:40 Tuesday, November 17, 18:05.
01:02:46 Come on, now.
01:02:50 Come on.
01:02:54 That's a sweat job.
01:02:56 Nothing to it.
01:02:58 Ride on over there
01:02:59 and drop a few
01:03:02 Cream 'em, boy.
01:03:05 Okay, Big Jim.
01:03:09 Me and Buck in the waist,
01:03:11 Big Jim up front
01:03:15 Up, come on, get up.
01:03:18 Come on!
01:03:21 Come on, get it up.
01:03:26 (EXHALES)
01:03:32 Waist to pilot.
01:03:34 You mind if I take me
01:03:37 Roger.
01:03:44 Waist working okay. Over.
01:03:47 Hey, Buck.
01:03:49 a couple of broads
01:03:52 Yeah, with builds on
01:03:55 I mean real
01:03:58 And they gotta
01:04:00 Not like that last time.
01:04:02 All them two wanted
01:04:05 I don't sure like
01:04:08 They just want
01:04:12 Hey, what's that, Buck?
01:04:14 Down there at 4 o'clock.
01:04:17 No, at 2 o'clock.
01:04:21 I got him.
01:04:23 Hey, he's going down, Buck!
01:04:25 Go ahead, now. Fry!
01:04:27 Fry! Burn, you Nazi! Fry!
01:04:34 Holy Jesus.
01:04:40 Hey, we're hit. Hey!
01:04:43 Oh, dear Jesus.
01:04:47 (SCREAMlNG)
01:04:50 Buck! Hey, Buck!
01:04:53 Oh, God! Oh, God.
01:04:55 Dear Jesus, save me.
01:04:57 Oh, God,
01:04:59 I'll be good!
01:05:01 I promise I'll be good.
01:05:04 Big Jim, Big Jim,
01:05:06 We're gonna crash!
01:05:09 Take it up, you crud!
01:05:14 Get this up, dear God!
01:05:18 (SCREAMlNG)
01:05:30 Come on, Jim.
01:05:34 It crashed.
01:05:39 Gotta get out here.
01:05:44 The escape hatch.
01:05:47 Yeah, the escape hatch.
01:05:50 Hey, Buck!
01:05:54 Oh, no, no, no.
01:05:58 He got no head!
01:06:04 Oh, God, put back his head,
01:06:07 God! Somebody?
01:06:10 Please put back his head.
01:06:13 He don't look right.
01:06:19 Oh, fire. Fire.
01:06:23 I gotta get out of here.
01:06:28 I'm out. Oh, God,
01:06:32 Thank God. I'm out.
01:06:37 Who's yelling?
01:06:39 Big Jim? Big Jim?
01:06:42 Little Jim.
01:06:45 Little Jim, save me.
01:06:47 Oh, I gotta go back.
01:06:50 Go back and get him!
01:06:51 Go back and get him,
01:06:54 Yeah, run! Look out!
01:06:59 Look out.
01:07:02 Run! Run! Run!
01:07:10 Run! Run! Run!
01:07:21 (WAlLlNG)
01:08:46 Hey, Doc,
01:08:52 I sure feel good.
01:08:54 That's the best
01:08:58 Hey, Lieutenant.
01:09:01 You been here all night?
01:09:10 Hey, Doc, did I gab
01:09:14 Uh-huh.
01:09:19 What did I say?
01:09:20 Oh, you guys all think
01:09:23 I'm not handing out
01:09:25 If I were,
01:09:27 I was expecting stuff
01:09:30 You're not even
01:09:31 I've got guys in this ward
01:09:34 I thought that...
01:09:37 But it'll hold.
01:09:39 same time, my office.
01:09:43 Get your tail off of there.
01:09:46 Run around the track,
01:10:01 So that was
01:10:02 Uh-huh.
01:10:04 Big deal.
01:10:12 Best shot I ever did get
01:10:16 Beats booze.
01:10:29 NEWMAN: When they wake up,
01:10:32 And then your
01:10:35 Hell, I'm a doctor.
01:10:38 They ask too much of me.
01:10:42 No. No, they don't.
01:10:44 Not when you think of
01:10:48 And they have to go up,
01:10:53 You don't get shot down
01:10:55 Nobody ever crashed
01:11:02 But the boy on the cot.
01:11:05 Should we send him back?
01:11:08 Should we make him well
01:11:16 We protect the sick.
01:11:18 We feed them,
01:11:21 and we keep them safe.
01:11:23 Our job is to
01:11:26 Well enough to go out
01:11:35 My God,
01:12:16 Kind of you
01:12:23 All right.
01:12:29 I... I thank you.
01:12:35 Thank you for
01:12:54 FRANClE: Oh, Joe.
01:13:59 Joe, we'll be court-martialed.
01:14:00 Oh, don't be ridiculous.
01:14:02 There's a shortage
01:14:05 It's true.
01:14:08 Aren't you the fellow
01:14:10 Yep. Remarkable,
01:14:14 Oh, you've got
01:14:41 Good try, old man.
01:15:03 Tomorrow, around 2:00.
01:15:09 Excuse me, Captain.
01:15:12 He's waiting for you.
01:15:15 Well, how's it gonna
01:15:16 It's gonna look as if
01:15:18 Like you don't care.
01:15:22 Yes, Leibowitz.
01:15:24 Thank you.
01:15:27 That Captain Winston,
01:15:32 You mustn't confuse sadness
01:15:35 Is there a difference?
01:15:37 Looks, Leibowitz,
01:15:39 Can a man look sad
01:15:42 Yes.
01:15:43 You.
01:15:49 Hi, Doc. I feel sharp
01:15:52 You talk.
01:15:54 I got nothing more
01:15:59 Take your feet
01:16:03 You heard me.
01:16:07 And sit up straight
01:16:14 Take that cheap cigar
01:16:16 Go on. Put it out.
01:16:23 Now don't ever pull
01:16:26 When you're in this room,
01:16:29 I'm not gonna let you
01:16:32 and who wears all those
01:16:41 All right. Clam up.
01:16:45 I'm gonna help you
01:16:49 I can be just as rough on you
01:16:53 So every day for
01:16:56 we're gonna take off
01:16:58 and give little Jim Tompkins
01:17:02 I ran out on him,
01:17:04 I ran out on him
01:17:06 Oh, you were scared
01:17:10 You panicked.
01:17:11 You ran for your life
01:17:14 But not Little Jim.
01:17:16 He's not allowed
01:17:18 I should have gone back.
01:17:20 That was Big Jim
01:17:21 and I just should have
01:17:23 What makes you
01:17:25 The plane would
01:17:27 And you'd have been
01:17:30 Just like Big Jim.
01:17:32 You could've avoided
01:17:34 by the simple process
01:17:37 Stop it. Stop it!
01:17:39 You feel the need
01:17:44 But let's be fair
01:17:45 Let's work out
01:17:48 to pay off the guilt.
01:17:50 Now, I have an idea,
01:17:53 Why don't you
01:17:57 Well, you heard me.
01:17:59 Get yourself an ax
01:18:02 and come back
01:18:03 Doc, you're talking crazy.
01:18:06 Why, is a foot too much?
01:18:08 How about some toes?
01:18:11 How about just one
01:18:17 You're nuts.
01:18:19 That wouldn't bring
01:18:22 Neither will what
01:18:36 Look at me, Doc.
01:18:40 Me crying just
01:18:45 You're just crying
01:18:48 You loved him
01:18:51 Now you can let
01:19:07 Have you got
01:19:10 Oh, Francie, will you
01:19:19 The answer to that
01:19:42 Can we schedule
01:19:44 Whenever you say.
01:19:46 As soon as possible.
01:19:47 Colonel Bliss,
01:19:49 your name, rank
01:19:58 Colonel, would you identify
01:20:10 Mr. Future,
01:20:12 Delighted.
01:20:17 United States Army,
01:20:20 Expert in tactics,
01:20:24 Colonel, we'd like you
01:20:26 the nature of this
01:20:29 I am not interested.
01:20:34 He spurns your invitation
01:20:40 But enough of this
01:20:43 I put an end to this
01:20:46 Dismissed.
01:21:05 Proceed, Larrabee.
01:21:08 "lt is recommended that
01:21:13 "to be committed to
01:21:17 "under full custodial care."
01:21:19 I've asked that he be sent
01:21:23 Records, plus additional
01:21:29 What information?
01:21:31 Pertinent data from
01:21:37 Based on this, a slow,
01:21:41 The removal...
01:21:49 I don't know! He pushed me.
01:21:51 This way.
01:22:01 Colonel!
01:22:08 No, Colonel! Don't!
01:22:17 Arkie, get down.
01:22:33 Mr. Future.
01:22:36 I want to talk to you.
01:22:51 Wait. Wait, Mr. Future.
01:23:03 Don't. Let's talk. Wait.
01:23:06 Please.
01:23:27 Please.
01:23:37 Please.
01:24:49 I'd like to ask you
01:24:52 Would this have happened
01:24:54 in the Officers' Club
01:24:58 Would he be
01:25:02 I'll be very interested
01:25:08 Colonel Bliss,
01:25:12 did what
01:25:15 He...
01:25:20 He joined his men.
01:25:25 That list of names
01:25:28 they were all men
01:25:33 All dead.
01:25:39 Now you tell me
01:25:43 Did l...
01:25:46 Did I gamble too much?
01:25:47 Could I have spotted
01:25:52 Could I have pulled
01:25:58 Was there a way?
01:26:01 I wish to hell I knew.
01:26:30 This is a pretty
01:26:32 The Air Surgeon GeneraI'll be
01:26:35 Where are the rest
01:26:36 Still making
01:26:37 They'll get here
01:26:39 I don't want them
01:26:41 This is supposed
01:26:44 Let's at least
01:26:46 Sir, the
01:26:50 It's coming in
01:26:52 Good.
01:26:53 (SHEEP BLEATlNG)
01:26:59 What the devil is that?
01:27:03 Do not, repeat not,
01:27:08 I'll circle your field.
01:27:11 Sheep. Over.
01:27:14 Sheep? Over.
01:27:16 Roger.
01:27:28 Sheep?
01:27:30 Sheep?
01:27:31 Yes, sir. Sheep.
01:27:36 Sheep? My sheep?
01:27:39 Well, who the devil
01:27:58 All week long we've been
01:28:01 So how do you
01:28:03 I tell Gavoni to
01:28:04 put them on the other side
01:28:06 With no fence?
01:28:09 Don't you know
01:28:10 In Jersey City,
01:28:20 Don't scare 'em!
01:28:22 They'll stampede!
01:28:38 (SOLDlERS LAUGHlNG)
01:28:44 Don't worry, Doc.
01:28:51 Now would you
01:28:52 This is no time
01:28:57 One more passenger for you.
01:29:03 All you men
01:29:06 Surround them.
01:29:08 Surround them.
01:29:16 Now, this is an order.
01:29:18 You're the leader.
01:29:22 Do you understand?
01:29:23 (BLEATS)
01:29:24 Very good.
01:29:27 All right, boys.
01:29:32 Now lead.
01:30:00 Hiya, Barney.
01:30:03 I thought you didn't
01:30:05 Oh, well, I still
01:30:07 Look, I've got to rush.
01:30:08 that General Snowden is
01:30:11 About a patient of yours,
01:30:16 He's VlP, Joe.
01:30:19 Now I've got to rush.
01:30:26 The key is what
01:30:29 Yes, sir, but I can't
01:30:32 If I question him,
01:30:35 Sodium pentothal
01:30:39 Well, it looks
01:30:42 Yes, sir.
01:30:46 But at least
01:30:50 It might help.
01:30:54 Newman, Winston's
01:30:57 May I have the General's
01:31:00 The father flew down from
01:31:04 He decided that
01:31:06 if no other member
01:31:10 Including his wife?
01:31:12 Including his wife.
01:31:18 Well, it's too bad
01:31:21 You're missing
01:31:23 The Winstons would
01:31:27 They'd want it to be
01:31:30 Sir, we're scheduled to
01:31:32 Be right with you, Barney.
01:31:36 Newman, what are your
01:31:39 Well...
01:31:40 As of January 1, Colfax
01:31:45 It becomes a permanent
01:31:48 I'd like you to stay on
01:31:50 You're dedicated,
01:31:53 Well, no offense, sir.
01:31:56 Oh, I like to
01:31:59 a qualified civilian.
01:32:04 Well, you don't have to
01:32:06 You can send word
01:32:08 We'll leave it open
01:32:11 Please consider
01:32:13 Yes, sir.
01:32:22 Roger!
01:32:25 Hurry it up there!
01:32:30 Move it!
01:32:36 (CAR HORN HONKlNG)
01:32:48 We came to say
01:32:49 I sure appreciate
01:32:51 And I want to thank you
01:32:54 I didn't do anything.
01:32:55 Well, yes, you did.
01:32:57 You come up
01:32:59 and I just wasn't
01:33:01 And, Captain?
01:33:03 No. You did it, Jim.
01:33:04 We just showed you
01:33:07 Well, I don't believe
01:33:09 In my humble opinion,
01:33:10 you were in the hands
01:33:12 You came to us
01:33:14 Now, you got everything?
01:33:16 Toothbrush?
01:33:19 Candy bar, soap and nylon.
01:33:28 Jake, you're a wonder!
01:33:29 Remind me to recommend you
01:33:31 I accept.
01:33:33 You better
01:33:36 Yeah. Jake, so long.
01:33:39 Lieutenant.
01:33:50 Thank you, Captain.
01:34:30 Oh, Jackson,
01:34:32 Think I could use a walk.
01:34:44 Poor Jake.
01:34:47 The word is you've been
01:34:50 That'll just ruin
01:34:53 Operation Penthouse?
01:34:55 His post-war plan.
01:34:57 A huge psychiatric
01:35:01 He'll be glad to
01:35:03 Now, don't tell me.
01:35:04 He'll be
01:35:06 A neurosis tout.
01:35:07 He's already got you
01:35:10 with a branch office
01:35:12 Well, that's nice.
01:35:16 Well, I don't know
01:35:20 What about you, Francie?
01:35:22 They'll want you
01:35:24 I'll have to be
01:35:27 If it stays in the air,
01:35:31 I'm serious.
01:35:33 So am l.
01:35:35 When this is over,
01:35:41 I suppose you might be
01:35:44 If not, it's the kind
01:35:48 Do you think it's
01:35:50 To want to close
01:35:55 KOPP: Hey, Captain.
01:35:58 What is it, Arkie?
01:35:59 Blodgett asked me
01:36:01 You're wanted
01:36:02 She's probably
01:36:03 It's 10 minutes
01:36:14 Mrs. Winston is here.
01:36:19 Oh, Francie,
01:36:22 perhaps you'd better bring
01:36:29 Good evening.
01:36:31 I'm Captain Newman.
01:36:33 But we weren't
01:36:36 You called.
01:36:39 There's no virtue
01:36:42 Well, no.
01:36:44 You found
01:36:45 A tourist court.
01:36:48 May I see my husband now,
01:36:52 Mrs. Winston, before
01:36:57 mention that you'll
01:37:01 Iistless, remote.
01:37:05 He may not even answer
01:37:09 I'm afraid you just
01:37:11 Paul was always given
01:37:13 This is only temporary,
01:37:15 He's basically
01:37:18 In his mind, I mean.
01:37:24 Mrs. Winston,
01:37:26 this is a psychiatric ward.
01:37:28 Oh, I know, Captain.
01:37:30 I'm sure many men's
01:37:34 medical attention,
01:37:39 no.
01:37:41 We are not people
01:37:44 We're proud that
01:37:47 Mrs. Winston...
01:37:49 I should like to see
01:38:01 Oh, Mrs. Winston,
01:38:03 Good evening.
01:38:05 The ward itself is
01:38:07 but we thought
01:38:38 It's Helene, dear.
01:38:48 Aren't you going to
01:38:59 You sent for her?
01:39:02 But didn't
01:39:03 I sent for her
01:39:06 I had reason to believe
01:39:10 She strolls in
01:39:14 She hasn't seen
01:39:18 It's her husband.
01:39:20 It's her lover,
01:39:23 Well, it's strange for her.
01:39:24 What did you
01:39:27 To behave like a wife.
01:39:28 Instead, she acts
01:39:41 He says he's tired.
01:39:43 I really shouldn't have
01:39:45 I'll take him
01:39:47 He'll feel better in
01:39:49 Can I give you a lift?
01:39:52 Thank you.
01:40:03 Hup! Hup!
01:40:07 Hup! Hup!
01:40:11 Hup! Hup!
01:40:16 Hup! Hup!
01:40:21 Hup! Hup!
01:40:25 Hup! Hup!
01:40:30 Hup! Hup!
01:40:36 Detail, halt!
01:40:48 Package of goodies
01:40:50 Compliments of the C.O.
01:40:59 Sign here, please.
01:41:01 Fourteen ltalian
01:41:03 And what the devil
01:41:05 doing in the middle
01:41:08 Well, you see, according
01:41:10 prisoners should be
01:41:12 similar to the one
01:41:14 We picked up 300
01:41:18 and those 14 out there
01:41:21 Are they mental cases?
01:41:23 No.
01:41:26 Leibowitz, get me
01:41:29 Ask and you shall receive.
01:41:35 Captain Newman speaking.
01:41:38 Yes, they're here.
01:41:40 Isn't it a violation
01:41:43 to put prisoners of war
01:41:46 I'm sure it is.
01:41:47 But you have the only ward
01:41:50 Does that make
01:41:53 Some, sir.
01:41:55 Good.
01:41:56 Oh, and by the way, Newman,
01:41:59 so they're enemy,
01:42:02 And don't go probing
01:42:05 If they hate their fathers,
01:42:08 They're enemy. Period.
01:42:22 Leibowitz.
01:42:23 LElBOWlTZ: Yeah, Doc.
01:42:24 Take this bunch
01:42:26 Have Blodgett check them in
01:42:28 Sure, Doc.
01:42:29 (LElBOWlTZ SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:42:36 (SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:42:39 (SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:42:46 You see,
01:42:47 you had to know at least
01:42:49 in order to do business.
01:42:50 (SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:43:02 (SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:43:26 NEWMAN: Mrs. Winston,
01:43:29 A breakthrough,
01:43:33 And as long as
01:43:34 Nothing from him
01:43:37 I'm a patient woman, Captain.
01:43:40 Maybe too patient.
01:43:42 I beg your pardon?
01:43:44 Mrs. Winston,
01:43:46 I hope that you're
01:43:48 and I don't want
01:43:51 but if your answers
01:43:55 then, of course,
01:43:58 Of course.
01:44:02 What is it that
01:44:07 The room where you
01:44:14 and it also has a lock.
01:44:18 Mrs. Winston,
01:44:23 I was not aware,
01:44:25 who reads sex
01:44:27 Well, you're his wife.
01:44:28 Not just now, is he?
01:44:29 Well, that's
01:44:30 What have you done
01:44:31 This is most embarrassing!
01:44:34 Oh, I think that there is,
01:44:37 if you really want
01:44:39 There is nothing
01:44:42 Then act like a woman to him
01:44:46 Buy some perfume.
01:44:49 Something feminine,
01:44:51 You mean erotic,
01:44:54 Why not?
01:44:55 I am hardly the kind of woman
01:45:00 Good night, Captain!
01:45:08 A verbal and then
01:45:11 You're not to contact her,
01:45:13 and you're to stay
01:45:15 Joe, you can't treat
01:45:17 It makes
01:45:19 It makes the service
01:45:22 Aren't you all
01:45:25 No one is worrying
01:45:29 He's not a poor,
01:45:34 He's Paragraph Two
01:45:40 It's only until
01:45:44 What do we do
01:45:49 Feed him some aspirin?
01:45:53 LElBOWlTZ:
01:45:56 I'll be the one in charge.
01:46:01 Both fine, Doctor.
01:46:17 You know, it's gonna
01:46:24 (SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:46:25 Popcorn. Popcorn.
01:46:32 Leibowitz!
01:46:34 He is busy
01:46:35 He is also wanted
01:46:39 He is coming.
01:46:45 Leibowitz, I gave you
01:46:47 and you also got a dollar
01:46:50 so that Ward 7
01:46:53 that Colonel Pyser
01:46:56 Correct.
01:46:58 Is that the best tree
01:47:01 Who said I bought it?
01:47:03 Well, where did you get it?
01:47:10 From another tree.
01:47:11 From another...
01:47:13 What... What tree?
01:47:18 Leibowitz,
01:47:20 is there some connection
01:47:22 and Colonel Pyser's
01:47:25 You better sit down.
01:47:26 I stay mad better
01:47:27 You look like
01:47:29 Now, just tell me
01:47:34 The tree in the rec hall
01:47:37 A guy lying on his back
01:47:40 It's really not a very
01:47:43 Oh, I find it
01:47:45 How did you do it?
01:47:48 I got a ladder and a saw.
01:47:49 I climbed up
01:47:51 Saw? What kind...
01:47:54 How many types
01:47:56 Where...
01:47:58 The ladder or the saw?
01:48:00 The saw.
01:48:02 I got it out of surgery.
01:48:07 You stole
01:48:09 Well, l...
01:48:10 It's already been returned.
01:48:12 It's a little bent.
01:48:13 Oh, that's nice.
01:48:15 Nothing better for
01:48:21 For crooked patients.
01:48:23 He can saw his way
01:48:25 Are you so blasted stupid
01:48:27 Colonel Pyser won't see
01:48:31 But, Captain,
01:48:33 I've improved the appearance
01:48:36 How did you get it
01:48:37 Oh, it was terrific!
01:48:39 I took it out
01:48:41 through the sheep pen,
01:48:43 No one got a peep
01:48:45 No? Not one of
01:48:47 saw you carrying
01:48:50 We didn't carry it.
01:48:54 What did you do?
01:48:56 I put it in an ambulance.
01:48:58 An ambulance?
01:48:59 Mmm-hmm.
01:49:02 Who was the driver?
01:49:04 Cooshy.
01:49:09 Cooshy Flinn?
01:49:10 He's a wonderful driver.
01:49:11 Cooshy Flinn is
01:49:14 But that's the reason
01:49:15 I could always claim
01:49:18 Then Gavoni told me
01:49:20 Gavoni?
01:49:21 He was in charge
01:49:22 The what?
01:49:24 We put the tree
01:49:25 You would never
01:49:27 Why not?
01:49:30 Oh, no, no.
01:49:32 You would be the first one
01:49:38 You may go.
01:49:39 Thank you.
01:49:40 No, wait.
01:49:42 Excuse me for asking
01:49:45 but since you didn't
01:49:48 which you wrapped
01:49:52 what did you do
01:49:56 The money I saved
01:50:00 went for presents
01:50:19 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
01:50:21 Here you are, Doc.
01:50:23 Thanks, Arkie.
01:50:25 (THUDDlNG)
01:50:28 It's Winston.
01:50:30 Stop him! Stop him!
01:50:33 For God's sake,
01:50:37 I revolted him!
01:50:40 I revolted him!
01:51:28 Have a smoke, Paul.
01:51:33 Go on, take it.
01:51:42 Now, you've raised
01:51:47 Now, suppose you tell me
01:51:51 What?
01:51:57 Want her to go away.
01:52:01 Why, Paul? Why?
01:52:06 Go back to room now.
01:52:08 No.
01:52:09 You've turned
01:52:12 You're out of
01:52:14 What cellar?
01:52:17 What happened in
01:52:20 Don't remember.
01:52:22 You will.
01:52:23 Thirsty!
01:52:25 What happened
01:52:27 You were in there
01:52:29 and nothing happened?
01:52:32 You were never
01:52:35 You were always safe
01:52:37 Go to hell!
01:52:41 Is that what's
01:52:45 That you were safe
01:52:48 That is it, isn't it?
01:52:51 No more war.
01:52:52 No more flights,
01:52:55 Yes, yes, yes!
01:53:08 Could you have
01:53:13 The town was
01:53:18 Could you have escaped?
01:53:24 I never tried.
01:53:27 I should have.
01:53:32 But don't tell God.
01:53:40 Damn them for finding me.
01:53:48 I don't want to hurt her.
01:53:54 She mustn't know.
01:53:56 Don't you understand?
01:54:03 I was a coward.
01:54:18 I told you
01:54:21 I knew it was wrong.
01:54:24 Wrong!
01:54:25 Mrs. Winston,
01:54:28 I want you to go in
01:54:31 Now.
01:54:33 Another experiment?
01:54:36 Hasn't he suffered
01:54:37 No, not by his standards.
01:54:39 You see, he's a Winston.
01:54:41 And?
01:54:43 Fear is a normal thing
01:54:46 It's something else
01:54:49 It's cowardice.
01:54:51 Paul couldn't be
01:54:54 He's never done
01:54:57 No.
01:54:58 But he thinks that he has.
01:55:02 That's why you have
01:55:06 You saw the anguish
01:55:11 The hatred.
01:55:15 That was shame.
01:55:19 Mrs. Winston,
01:55:21 that man became
01:55:24 rather than have you know.
01:55:29 He loves you so much,
01:55:32 he was willing to stay
01:56:04 How is it possible?
01:56:07 They didn't know
01:56:09 Yeah, maybe we could all use
01:56:21 (SlNGlNG)
01:56:27 Bearing gifts
01:56:33 Fields and fountain
01:56:36 Moor and mountain
01:56:40 Following yonder star
01:56:46 Guide us to
01:57:01 Attention!
01:57:21 Edgar, that's
01:57:23 Oh, thank you.
01:57:26 I must say it took
01:57:36 Uh-oh!
01:57:53 (SlNGlNG)
01:57:57 Joyful and triumphant
01:57:59 Howard, how tall do you
01:58:01 Come ye, O come ye
01:58:04 15, 16 feet, tops.
01:58:07 They told me
01:58:10 What happened to
01:58:13 Born the King of angels
01:58:16 Do you think it could
01:58:18 Don't be an idiot,
01:58:20 O come let us adore him
01:58:22 Somebody chopped
01:58:25 Darling, if you don't shut up,
01:58:29 Christ the Lord
01:58:40 Now, we bring you a number
01:58:44 Ied by Major Alfredo Fortuno,
01:58:46 and produced under
01:59:10 (SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)
01:59:13 Officers, medici,
01:59:16 and the beautiful signore.
01:59:21 We prisoners,
01:59:25 We lose,
01:59:27 but no punish.
01:59:29 We very happy in Ward 7.
01:59:34 We have our own
01:59:37 Is not big, is a little one,
01:59:42 Very nice.
01:59:44 We are italiani,
01:59:47 but hurray America!
01:59:54 Newman. How little is
01:59:58 Five feet, sir.
02:00:02 Well, consider it
02:00:08 And a Merry Christmas
02:00:13 We like to sing
02:00:17 very old American
02:00:21 that which
02:00:35 (SlNGlNG HAVA NAGILA)
02:00:57 That's Hebrew, isn't it?
02:00:59 To Geronimo Leibowitz,
02:01:30 (MEN SHOUT)
02:01:40 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
02:01:46 Bravo! Come on!
02:02:01 Excuse me.
02:02:34 Joe?
02:02:36 It's Little Jim.
02:02:39 Oh, no!
02:02:44 Remember the letter
02:02:47 Well, he named me
02:02:50 Didn't have anyone else.
02:02:54 Dear God!
02:03:09 It's all so hopeless, Joe.
02:03:13 You said it yourself.
02:03:16 We cure them,
02:03:18 make them strong,
02:03:23 so they can go out
02:03:28 And you've been through
02:03:34 Knowing it's all
02:03:42 Little Jim
02:03:49 In the letter, he...
02:03:51 He thanked us
02:03:56 "Back on the ball again,"
02:04:00 "I'm not a nobody
02:04:07 No, he... He found
02:04:13 Man's need
02:04:15 to matter, and have it
02:04:21 (AlRPLANE WHlRRlNG)
02:04:53 Leibowitz, you're not
02:05:01 All right!
02:05:03 Gavoni!
02:05:05 Doc, take care of him.
02:05:07 Gavoni! Gavoni!
02:05:09 Not only my
02:05:10 but all the presents
02:05:13 I... I gotta kill him!
02:05:15 Gavoni, it's Christmas!
02:05:16 Well, then,
02:05:17 Hello, everybody!
02:05:20 (ALL CHEERlNG)
02:05:24 Let's sing!
02:05:25 (SlNGlNG)
02:05:28 Jingle all the way
02:05:30 Very good.
02:05:31 Oh, what fun it is to ride
02:05:33 In a one horse open sleigh,
02:05:36 Jingle bells, jingle bells
02:05:38 Jingle all the way
02:05:40 Oh, what fun it is to ride
02:05:42 In a one horse open sleigh
02:05:45 Dashing through the snow
02:05:47 In a one horse open sleigh
02:05:49 O'er the fields we go
02:05:51 Laughing all the way
02:05:53 Bells on bobtails ring
02:05:56 Making spirits bright
02:05:58 What fun it is
02:06:00 A sleighing song tonight
02:06:02 Oh, jingle bells,
02:06:04 Jingle all the way
02:06:06 Oh, what fun it is to ride
02:06:08 In a one horse open sleigh
02:06:10 Jingle bells, jingle bells
02:06:12 Jingle all the way
02:06:14 Oh, what fun it is to ride
02:06:16 In a one horse open sleigh