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Carry On Don t Lose Your Head
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# Don't lose your head |
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# Don't lose your head |
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# Don't lose your head |
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# Try to be calm when your head's on the block |
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# You may be in for a nasty shock |
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# Don't lose your head, get a hold of your wig |
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# Smile when the grave-digger starts out to dig |
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# Don't lose your head, you'll get by in the end |
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# Don't lose your head, my friend |
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# Don't lose your head |
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# Don't lose your head, |
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# You're asking for trouble if you've no head |
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# Because, when you wake up, you'll be dead |
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# Don't lose your head |
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# Don't lose your head |
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# Don't lose your head, you'll get by in the end |
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# Don't lose your head, my friend |
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# The Marseillaise |
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# Don't lose your head, my friend |
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Paris, 1789. The Great Revolution has begun. |
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The hands of the masses are smeared |
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The tumbrels run a regular half -hour service |
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between the Bastille |
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The growing mounds of noble heads |
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are only matched by the growing mounds |
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No-one is spared. |
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Dukes and duchesses, |
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of both sexes. |
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A dozen times an hour, |
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the drums roll, the blade falls, |
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and the heads roll. |
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Yes, every five minutes, a freshly sliced loaf. |
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And there, as always, grimly watching |
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keeping a watchful eye out for queue-jumpers, |
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Robespierre's Chief of Secret Police, |
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Eurgh! |
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And beside him, as always, |
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his number-one assistant, |
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(Laughter) |
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I said heads, not tails. |
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(Laughter) |
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- That Malabonce doesn't know his head... |
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- Eh? |
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(Drum roll) |
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(Thud) |
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(Cheering) |
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And the next one, s'il vous plaît. |
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(Drum roll) |
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(Cheering) |
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(Wild cheering) |
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- What a carve-up. |
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- What, sir? |
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Sterilise the blade! |
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- You can't be too careful. |
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- Sir! |
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That's better. What's the tally for today? |
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Er... 26 head of aristo. |
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Ooh, that's very good. |
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Carry on choppin'! |
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# Rule Britannia |
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Meanwhile, just across the Channel |
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the cosy little homes of England |
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and satisfied after-dinner belches, |
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as the aristocracy, oblivious of the horrors |
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continue with their normal and fashionable |
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Hunting. |
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And, of course, shooting. |
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Not to mention the most pleasurable of them all. |
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Fishing. |
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No-one indulged in these pleasures |
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than two of society's |
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the powdered, bewigged, |
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with two Fs, |
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and his inseparable companion, |
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- Good day, gentlemen. |
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(Sighs) It's all a monstrous bore. |
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- Definitely the same old round. |
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- Same old girls. |
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- Same old concerts. |
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(Both sigh) |
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Henri, we regret to inform you, |
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- Exceeding bored. |
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Definitely below your usual standard, Henri. |
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Please forgive me, but I'm so upset by the news |
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- Your beloved who? |
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Oh, I thought he meant a person. A chap, a girl. |
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News? What news? |
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- Why, the Revolution. |
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Some new form of vice, I imagine. |
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Oh, yes. Another bore. |
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No. Haven't you heard, gentlemen? |
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But that isn't news! |
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- By the guillotine. |
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Executed. |
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Oh. For what reason? |
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For no reason, |
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Ladies too? I say, that isn't cricket. |
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Damnable waste, to boot. |
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It's madness, absolute madness. |
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And no-one is lifting a finger to help them. |
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Please excuse me, Sir Rodney. |
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(Crying) I am so overcome. |
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Stab me sideways. |
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They're chopping their heads off. |
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With no-one lifting a finger to help them. |
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- Disgraceful. |
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I say, Darcy, my dear. |
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...lift a finger? |
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I say, that would be a good idea! |
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Wouldn't it just? |
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(Unaffected voice) Darcy... to Paris. |
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And so started the rescue operation |
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Citizens Camembert and Bidet. An operation |
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by means of a series |
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snatched the victims from the very steps |
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of Madame La Guillotine. |
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(Shouting and jeering) |
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(Chuckles) |
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(Coughing) |
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(Coughing) |
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He always leaves one of these behind, |
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Yes, Citizen Robespierre. |
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Well, what is it? What's it supposed to be? |
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From inquiries I've made, I gather it's a sign |
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England? |
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Yes. Many of them have it |
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Then what you're trying to say is that this... |
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The Black Fingernail, for want of a better name. |
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Yes, yes, yes! |
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Oh, undoubtedly. |
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I spit on them. |
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So do I. (Spits) |
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Oh, I beg your pardon. |
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- He must be stopped, Camembert. |
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Well, you'd better. |
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The Duc de Pommfrit |
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as a prominent leader of the Royalists. (Spits) |
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I said "Royalists", Camembert. |
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Oh, yes, of course. (Spits) |
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That's better. Now, as I was saying, |
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if the Duc de Pommfrit should escape, |
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Don't worry, Citizen. I'll have the guillotine |
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By this time tomorrow, |
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Whoa! Here we are, then, Citizens. |
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This is it. Working models of the guillotine. |
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Complete with six aristos, |
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Ha-ha! Take one home to the kids tonight. |
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Play with it yourself |
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Right. Here we are. Five francs. |
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- Good old Darcy. |
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Come on, Bidet. Come on. Let's get started. |
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Certainly, Citizen, sir. Le Duc de Pommfrit. |
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Le Duc de Pommfrit! |
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Le Duc de Pommfrit! |
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That's him. Get ready. |
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Well, don't just stand there, man. |
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Eh? Yes, all right. |
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Clear the way! Clear the way there! Get out of it. |
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Pommfrit. |
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(Laughs) |
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Pommfrit, we're waiting for you. |
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Oh, hello. |
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I shan't be long. I'm on the last chapter. |
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(Laughs) This is good, you know! |
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Put that book down. |
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Oh, I couldn't possibly do that. |
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Oh. |
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- (Laughs) |
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Take your filthy hands off me, peasant. |
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Peasant, am I? |
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Nonsense. Everyone knows |
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Ah-ha. That's where you're wrong, see? |
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Nobody knows who my father was. |
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(Laughter) |
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You'll laugh on the other side of your face |
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Thank you. |
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(Chuckles condescendingly) |
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Your Grace, there's an urgent letter for you. |
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Drop it in the basket. I'll read it later. |
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(Laughter) |
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Short back and sides. Not too much off the top. |
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One has to admire his courage. |
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These aristos are all the same. |
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Hold it. The Duc de Pommfrit? |
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- Oh, hello. |
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Quite all right. It happens to all of us. |
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- A pinch? |
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I represent Lloyd's of London. |
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- Could I interest you in life insurance? |
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It's a very good policy. It covers accidental death |
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stabbing, poisoning, hanging... |
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- Beheading? |
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What's going on here? You, sir, how dare you |
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- All right. I'm only trying to make a living. |
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- Are you fully covered? |
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Come on. Get off. Come on. Allez. Go. |
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Terribly sorry to keep you waiting, Your Grace. |
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That's all very well, but it would |
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There's no need |
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Carry on, Malabonce. |
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- (Crowd gasps) |
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I dunno. It worked all right this morning. |
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Excuse me, |
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No, it isn't, and mind your own business. |
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- I was only trying to help. |
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Well, I wish you'd hurry up. I'm getting |
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I assure you, my dear Duke, |
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you'll be the first to know about it. |
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Excuse me. |
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- What do you know about it? |
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I'm sorry to bother you, but could you step out? |
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Oh, really! Just as I was getting comfortable. |
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Aha. |
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I thought so. Who made this thing? |
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I did. |
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I approved the design, of course. |
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Well, you didn't do a very good job. |
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Yes. You have got a kinky runner. |
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I ain't got a kinky runner. |
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See for yourself. |
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I don't see no kink. |
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- Oh, it's there, all right. It'll never work. |
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Of course. Course. |
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- Do you want a bet? |
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- You're on. |
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- We'll show him, won't we, Malabonce? |
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Mon Dieu! |
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(Thud) |
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(Gasps of shock) |
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Dear, oh, dear. I owe you 100 francs. |
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What have I done? |
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(Shouting and screaming) |
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You have no right to get up... Guards! |
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Guards! Protect my person. Get 'em off. |
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I'm a faithful servant of the Republic! |
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You have no right. |
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- Thank you. |
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Get 'em off. Down! Down! |
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Help! Help! Guards! Guards! |
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Protect my person! |
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Guards! Guards! |
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You have no right! |
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I'm Camembert. I'm the big cheese. |
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Get off. |
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I'm a member of the Government. |
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(Laughs) |
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It's all the fault of that insurance salesman. |
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Where is he? Where's he gone? |
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He's gone. So has the Duc de Pommfrit. |
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What?! Aargh! |
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- What is it, Citizen, sir? |
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It seems that the English have struck again. |
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Yes, Citizen Robespierre, but then, they say it's |
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- I'm not amused. |
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So, Citizen Head of Secret Police Camembert, |
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the so-called Black Fingernail |
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Oh, I wouldn't say that, Citizen. |
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- Oh, you wouldn't? |
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This is his calling card! |
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Yes, that's true, but he didn't fool me. |
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He didn't? Perhaps I've got the story wrong. |
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Yes. |
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- He abducted the Duc de Pommfrit? |
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- And tricked you into executing Malabonce? |
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And he didn't fool you for one minute? |
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I knew who he was. |
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Mon bloomin' Dieu! |
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He couldn't have gone very much further, |
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I don't know. We've still got the guillotine. |
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Now, listen, Camembert. |
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I want this Fingernail caught. |
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Yes, Citizen, but the trouble is, |
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Then find out, |
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Oh, everyone always recognises me. |
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Without a head? |
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Now, get out of here, and find him. |
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Yes, Citizen. I'll do my best, but it won't be easy. |
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The Fingernail is a master of disguise. |
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(Shrieks) Get out! |
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Get out! |
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Come, now, girl. Admit it. |
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Come, come. We secret police |
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- Shall we use the thumbscrews? |
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If there's screwing to be done, he'll do it. |
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- He's screwed up the Revolution already. |
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All roads and other exits out of the city |
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Oh, yes, definitely, sir. This woman here... |
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- Bridges are securely held? |
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I said bridges, not britches. |
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Oh, yes. Yes, sir. |
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Good. This accursed Fingernail |
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If only we knew what he looked like. |
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Don't worry. |
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- as anyone. |
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Who's this woman? What's she doing here? |
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I was about to tell you, Citizen, sir. |
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Well, nothing wrong |
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- (Simpers) |
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- (Simpers) |
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- (High-pitched) Yes. |
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Oh, yes. (Chuckles) |
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Well, I don't think we need detain you |
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Thank you. You're very kind. |
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- (Chuckles) |
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You'd better let me have your address. |
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Thank you. |
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Nice little... citizen thing, eh? |
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- You're not letting her go, sir? |
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I think you're making a great mistake. |
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You should get the chance |
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But she's probably an aristo. |
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Have you ever known a lady |
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- A shave, sir? |
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When she kissed me just now, |
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Really? |
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And not only that. |
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Well, perhaps you're right, Citizen, sir. |
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Of course I'm right, Citizen Bidet. Ah-ha-ha. |
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Make a note of these things, |
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Well, I must be off now. Business, you know. |
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- Yes, Citizen, sir. Where will you be? |
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What is it? |
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It was him. The Black Fingernail. |
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Really? Aaargh! |
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(Laughs) |
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No wonder she reeked of tobacco! |
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He... he... he kissed me! |
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(Gasps) |
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Don't worry, Citizen, sir. |
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It would have fooled me. |
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He did fool you, didn't he? |
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What? |
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You had him here, |
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- I did, Citizen, sir? |
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- Ooh! |
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Oh! I've just remembered... |
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what I was about to try and do with him. |
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- He can't have got very far. |
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I mean out of the city. |
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Yes, that's right. Yes, he'll make for Calais, |
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Coachman! |
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- Coachman! |
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Yes. Prepare my coach. |
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Right, Citizen. |
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BIDET: To Calais, as quick as you can! |
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Wait for me! You stupid great fool! |
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Pick your hat up. You're supposed to make way |
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Allez to Calais! |
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Halt! Who goes there? |
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Citizen Camembert. |
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Listen. Has anyone passed out within the hour? |
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Only the sergeant. He's sleeping it off now. |
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I'm looking for a woman. |
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Oh, nothing doing out here, chum. |
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I don't mean that! |
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Oh, how I loathe these peasants. |
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Has anyone passed through here this evening? |
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No, not as far as I know, Citizen. |
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Well, you keep a sharp lookout. Mind my hat. |
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Keep a lookout for an Englishman, |
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probably all disguised. |
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- What as? |
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There'd be no point in the disguise |
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Oh, open the barrier. |
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Coachman! Calais, with all speed. |
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With pleasure, Citizen. |
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- Aaargh! |
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Fool. |
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Wait here, Coachman. |
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Sorry, Citizens. You're too late. |
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Curb your insolent tongue, wench. |
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You're talking to Citizen Camembert, |
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head of the Secret Police |
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Vive l'égalité! Vive fraternité! Vive... |
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Oh, shut up. I wish |
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Now, listen to me, woman. Have you had |
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I should say not! |
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We are looking for a man who's trying |
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Well, there's nobody here except me, |
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- She's gone off, if you ask me. |
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Wait! She could be him. She's got the right build. |
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Leave it to me, Citizen, sir. |
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All right, woman. |
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- Give us a kiss. |
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Stop messing about. |
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- Well? |
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Come along, then. |
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And let that be a lesson to you, woman. |
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Oi, blackhead! |
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Look! The horse has gone. |
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(Raspberry) |
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The Black Fingernail! |
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I don't believe it. The horse? |
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Duc? Come on, Duc. Come on. |
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- Search everywhere. |
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- They can't be far away. |
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Don't worry about it. |
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Quick. |
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(Groggily) Hello! |
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A thousand francs |
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A thousand francs? Ho-ho! |
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I don't know where he's getting it from. |
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I'll keep them busy. Meet you at the boat. |
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Yoo-hoo! |
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- It's me. |
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- After he! |
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- After him. |
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Yoo-hoo! |
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Can't catch me. |
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CAMEMBERT: |
| 00:25:05 |
(Bolts sliding) |
| 00:25:16 |
(Gasps) |
| 00:25:18 |
Zounds! 'Tis a woman. And what a cracker. |
| 00:25:21 |
What means this intrusion, Monsieur? |
| 00:25:23 |
How handsome he is! |
| 00:25:27 |
I mean you no harm. |
| 00:25:28 |
Opportunity would be a fine thing. |
| 00:25:30 |
Please... leave at once. |
| 00:25:32 |
If he does, |
| 00:25:35 |
Alas, I cannot. |
| 00:25:38 |
Just look how that pretty bosom heaves. |
| 00:25:40 |
Pray, why not? |
| 00:25:42 |
Oh, why does my pretty bosom heave so? |
| 00:25:45 |
The Secret Police are after me. |
| 00:25:47 |
What's this pounding in my ear holes? |
| 00:25:50 |
The Secret Police? But why? |
| 00:25:53 |
Oh, my fluttering heart. Can it be I love him? |
| 00:25:57 |
They seek me because... |
| 00:26:01 |
The Black Fingernail? |
| 00:26:03 |
My hero in person! |
| 00:26:04 |
I must love her, |
| 00:26:07 |
I, and all France, are in your debt, Monsieur. |
| 00:26:11 |
I salute you. |
| 00:26:15 |
Now, that's what I call a salute. |
| 00:26:17 |
I would do anything for you. |
| 00:26:19 |
Your wish is my command, |
| 00:26:22 |
- Really? |
| 00:26:24 |
Methinks, if I play my cards right, |
| 00:26:28 |
(Knock on door) |
| 00:26:29 |
Ouvrez, in the name of Citizen Camembert |
| 00:26:33 |
Vive l'égalité, vive fraternité, vive... |
| 00:26:36 |
Oh, shut up. |
| 00:26:39 |
One moment. |
| 00:26:41 |
You must flee. |
| 00:26:43 |
(Whistles) |
| 00:26:46 |
(Whinnies) |
| 00:26:50 |
Open up in there! |
| 00:26:51 |
Go quickly, my dearest love. |
| 00:26:53 |
I will return. Here. |
| 00:26:55 |
Take this, as a token of my undying love. |
| 00:26:58 |
- What a beautiful locket! |
| 00:27:03 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:06 |
Ouvrez! Ouvrez! |
| 00:27:08 |
Oh, go, man, go. |
| 00:27:09 |
Till we meet again. |
| 00:27:11 |
(Knocking) |
| 00:27:15 |
Ooh! Go on! Giddap! |
| 00:27:16 |
Go on! Go on! |
| 00:27:19 |
BIDET: Oh. I'll have another go. |
| 00:27:21 |
CAMEMBERT: Show your authority, man. |
| 00:27:24 |
- Show your authority! |
| 00:27:26 |
Bidet, I warn you... |
| 00:27:30 |
Ouvrez! Ouvrez! |
| 00:27:34 |
Stand aside, sir. I'll open it this time. |
| 00:27:49 |
There he is. Seize him. |
| 00:27:52 |
So, the accursed Fingernail |
| 00:27:55 |
It would seem so, Monsieur. |
| 00:27:57 |
Oh, no, all your disguises and funny voices |
| 00:28:01 |
Take him below, and get fresh horses. |
| 00:28:05 |
And Bid... Bidet? Where is he? |
| 00:28:20 |
And this, you claim, is the Black Fingernail? |
| 00:28:22 |
Yes, Citizen Robespierre. |
| 00:28:24 |
Er... but this is a woman. |
| 00:28:26 |
Oh, yes! |
| 00:28:29 |
He may look like a woman, |
| 00:28:33 |
Just because he rode all the way from Calais |
| 00:28:36 |
All right, Citizen Camembert. |
| 00:28:40 |
- Me? But how? |
| 00:28:42 |
Call yourself a Frenchman? |
| 00:28:44 |
- (Clears throat) If I might make a suggestion. |
| 00:28:49 |
I have an infallible method |
| 00:28:52 |
- Yes? |
| 00:28:55 |
he or she |
| 00:28:59 |
Right, sir. When that time comes, |
| 00:29:03 |
that has two cloakrooms. |
| 00:29:05 |
Ladies and gents. |
| 00:29:07 |
Then we secretly observe |
| 00:29:10 |
Citizen Bidet, I really must commend you. |
| 00:29:13 |
Any time, Citizen. |
| 00:29:17 |
If I chopped off your head, |
| 00:29:19 |
you'd still have as much brains |
| 00:29:22 |
Thank you, sir. |
| 00:29:24 |
I'll show you what sex she is. |
| 00:29:28 |
There. Have either of you ever seen |
| 00:29:33 |
Well, it's marvellous |
| 00:29:36 |
If I could just have a bit of a prod... |
| 00:29:38 |
No, you cannot have a bit of a prod. |
| 00:29:42 |
This Fingernail |
| 00:29:46 |
All right, girl. Tell me. Where is he? |
| 00:29:48 |
Out of your reach. Safe back in England. |
| 00:29:50 |
It should be quite obvious to you now, |
| 00:29:53 |
She and this Fingernail |
| 00:29:56 |
Oh, no, Citizen. |
| 00:30:01 |
Take her away! And make her talk. |
| 00:30:05 |
And get me this Fingernail. |
| 00:30:07 |
Yes, Citizen, but it won't be easy, |
| 00:30:10 |
Then go to England. Find him. |
| 00:30:16 |
- But what if I fail? |
| 00:30:23 |
Go to England? What for? |
| 00:30:26 |
I told you. To find this accursed Black Fingernail. |
| 00:30:29 |
- Well, what's going to happen to me? |
| 00:30:32 |
Well, you're my protector. Who'll protect me? |
| 00:30:35 |
I can't think about things like that now. |
| 00:30:39 |
It wouldn't roll far. It's too square. |
| 00:30:41 |
I wish you wouldn't do that. |
| 00:30:45 |
Well, why don't you buy me a wastebasket, |
| 00:30:48 |
That's all I've ever really wanted out of life - |
| 00:30:52 |
I'd like to marry a nice man with a fortune... |
| 00:30:55 |
and a château... and a title. |
| 00:30:57 |
Then why don't you go and marry someone |
| 00:31:00 |
How can I? |
| 00:31:03 |
(Knock on door) |
| 00:31:08 |
Oh, it's you. |
| 00:31:13 |
Sorry to disturb you, Citizen, sir. |
| 00:31:17 |
...portant... |
| 00:31:19 |
Evening, Citizen miss. |
| 00:31:27 |
- Well? |
| 00:31:30 |
Well, don't just stand there, man. Get it out. |
| 00:31:34 |
- Get it out. |
| 00:31:37 |
Whatever it was that was so important. |
| 00:31:39 |
It's about the girl. It's like you said, sir. |
| 00:31:41 |
I spent half the night |
| 00:31:44 |
- And what did you find out? |
| 00:31:47 |
Nothing? Nothing at all? |
| 00:31:48 |
No. She kept mum. |
| 00:31:50 |
Never mind her financial arrangements |
| 00:31:53 |
What about the Fingernail? |
| 00:31:55 |
Oh, well, there was this silver locket. |
| 00:31:59 |
- With a lock of his hair? |
| 00:32:01 |
A set of... A set of his teeth? |
| 00:32:03 |
Fancy keeping your teeth in a silver locket! |
| 00:32:07 |
Isn't that typical of these damned aristocrats? |
| 00:32:12 |
Mind you, sir, it'll help us to find him. |
| 00:32:14 |
All we've got to do is to look for a man... |
| 00:32:16 |
who talks like that. |
| 00:32:18 |
A man who talks like that? That's no good. |
| 00:32:21 |
You know these plutocrats. |
| 00:32:32 |
- What are you gawping at? |
| 00:32:36 |
We couldn't afford luxuries like you. |
| 00:32:38 |
Just a crust of bread and... |
| 00:32:40 |
an occasional bit of crackling. |
| 00:32:42 |
Cammie, I'd be very much obliged |
| 00:32:45 |
if you'd ask this underling |
| 00:32:49 |
Underling? There'll be no more of that talk. |
| 00:32:54 |
Equality, fraternity... and liberty. |
| 00:32:58 |
I don't care about the equalities and fraternities, |
| 00:33:02 |
- Quiet, you two. I've got it. I've got it! |
| 00:33:06 |
This girl, |
| 00:33:10 |
The Fingernail must be in love with her. |
| 00:33:12 |
- But how do you know? |
| 00:33:14 |
gentlemen don't go giving lockets with their teeth |
| 00:33:19 |
Oh, the English are a queer lot. |
| 00:33:21 |
Be that as it may, once we let him know |
| 00:33:24 |
he will hasten back to France to rescue her, |
| 00:33:29 |
Then what? |
| 00:33:30 |
- Shut your trap. |
| 00:33:33 |
But how can we let him know |
| 00:33:35 |
if we don't know who he is? |
| 00:33:37 |
We'll find out. |
| 00:33:40 |
Now, there's a packet |
| 00:33:43 |
Oh, no, Citizen. It's too dangerous. |
| 00:33:45 |
It won't be the first time I've caught a packet. |
| 00:33:48 |
I mean, to go to England. |
| 00:33:51 |
Yes, he's right. |
| 00:33:54 |
Then we shall be aristos. |
| 00:33:57 |
- Yes, sir. |
| 00:33:59 |
Not that one, you fool. I mean my travelling bag. |
| 00:34:03 |
Oh, I don't know, though. |
| 00:34:09 |
Oh, excuse me. |
| 00:34:17 |
# Slow music |
| 00:34:43 |
Ah, Sir Rodney! I must congratulate you. |
| 00:34:47 |
A perfectly splendid charity ball. |
| 00:34:49 |
- Thank you, Lady Binder. |
| 00:34:54 |
SFA. |
| 00:34:55 |
Oh, come. It must be in aid of something. |
| 00:34:58 |
SFA. Stranded French Aristocrats. |
| 00:35:01 |
Oh, of course. A very worthy cause. |
| 00:35:05 |
And you've done them proud tonight. |
| 00:35:07 |
But then, you've always had magnificent balls, |
| 00:35:13 |
Thank you, Lady Binder. |
| 00:35:23 |
Darcy, I've been waiting for you. |
| 00:35:25 |
Nothing yet. We have agents making inquiries, |
| 00:35:30 |
I've got to find her, Darcy. Did you tell them |
| 00:35:34 |
Yes. It's very difficult |
| 00:35:38 |
Not in the mouth, you fool! |
| 00:35:41 |
Isn't it marvellous? No wonder they haven't |
| 00:35:46 |
I wouldn't, if I were you. |
| 00:35:48 |
Oh, and a couple calling themselves |
| 00:35:53 |
arrived in London from France yesterday. |
| 00:35:56 |
- Escaped? |
| 00:35:57 |
- Without our help? |
| 00:36:00 |
There is something fishy going on, |
| 00:36:04 |
(Lisps) Good lad. |
| 00:36:14 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:36:17 |
Come along. What's the matter with you? |
| 00:36:19 |
It's these humpback bridges. |
| 00:36:23 |
Oh, don't be so vulgar. |
| 00:36:26 |
Don't they have bottoms, then? |
| 00:36:28 |
Of course, |
| 00:36:31 |
- And what do they call them in London? |
| 00:36:34 |
Well, I won't be putting my derriére |
| 00:36:37 |
Come on. |
| 00:36:54 |
Welcome to Ffing House, my dears. |
| 00:36:58 |
Ah, Sir Rodney. |
| 00:37:00 |
I am Count Henri de la Plume de Ma Tante. |
| 00:37:04 |
Delighted, my dear. |
| 00:37:07 |
Oh, methinks not. |
| 00:37:11 |
- Charmed to make your acquaintance. |
| 00:37:15 |
Grace and beauty. You're a picture, |
| 00:37:19 |
You'll forgive this intrusion, Sir Rodney, |
| 00:37:24 |
- Think not of it. My house is yours. |
| 00:37:27 |
And now you must make up for lost time. |
| 00:37:31 |
Oh, fancy you noticing! (Laughs) |
| 00:37:36 |
- So, you've just escaped from France? |
| 00:37:39 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:37:42 |
We're anxious to make the acquaintance |
| 00:37:46 |
- The what? |
| 00:37:49 |
that gallant gentleman who's been helping |
| 00:37:54 |
- Oh, yes, that big show-off. |
| 00:37:57 |
Heavens, no! |
| 00:38:01 |
Now, excuse me. |
| 00:38:04 |
Perhaps the Countess will honour me later. |
| 00:38:07 |
Delighted... if someone will mark my card. |
| 00:38:11 |
I will, Countess. Don't worry. |
| 00:38:16 |
Do you think that's the Black Fingernail? |
| 00:38:18 |
What, that Ffing? Don't be silly. |
| 00:38:20 |
Well, he seems very nice, and he's got a title. |
| 00:38:22 |
Yes, I'm sure, |
| 00:38:25 |
Well... what do we do now, sir? |
| 00:38:27 |
Circulate. Try and pick up anything |
| 00:38:32 |
- Circulate? Right, sir. |
| 00:38:36 |
Oh, I was, sir, when I was a baby. |
| 00:38:41 |
# Lively music |
| 00:39:00 |
Excuse me, my dear. May I cut in? |
| 00:39:02 |
- Of course, Rodney, darling. |
| 00:39:08 |
Your friend, the Duc de la Plume de My Aunt. |
| 00:39:11 |
What about him? |
| 00:39:13 |
- He's the living image of Camembert. |
| 00:39:17 |
- The big cheese himself. |
| 00:39:20 |
Shh. Act naturally. |
| 00:39:36 |
(Hiccups) |
| 00:39:38 |
Oh, hark at me. |
| 00:39:40 |
You needn't request an audience. |
| 00:39:43 |
I can't help it. |
| 00:39:46 |
Hm, there's room for a few lodgers there. |
| 00:39:49 |
- Psst. |
| 00:39:51 |
- Psst. |
| 00:39:54 |
(Whispers) |
| 00:39:58 |
(Laughing) |
| 00:40:00 |
The Duc de Pommfrit. |
| 00:40:06 |
Do go on with your story, Duke. It's so thrilling. |
| 00:40:09 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:40:12 |
with a basket full of dirty great heads |
| 00:40:15 |
I wonder what happens to all the heads. |
| 00:40:17 |
Oh, my dear, they have a special place for them: |
| 00:40:21 |
(Laughs) |
| 00:40:23 |
Do go on with your story, Duke. |
| 00:40:25 |
Well, the drum roll stopped, |
| 00:40:29 |
The executioner pulled the handle, |
| 00:40:32 |
and bounced off the back of my neck. |
| 00:40:34 |
- Bounced off the back of your neck? |
| 00:40:37 |
I was wearing a hard collar. |
| 00:40:39 |
(Laughs) Well, |
| 00:40:43 |
I leapt to my feet, |
| 00:40:47 |
Take that. Take that. |
| 00:40:50 |
Take this. Take that. (Laughs) |
| 00:40:54 |
And I must say, they took it very well. |
| 00:40:56 |
- How many did you kill? |
| 00:40:58 |
Six or seven? |
| 00:41:02 |
Oh, it could have been a bloody sight more. |
| 00:41:04 |
But what of the Black Fingernail? |
| 00:41:06 |
- Was it not he who saved you? |
| 00:41:09 |
He was around, but I didn't need him. |
| 00:41:11 |
Did you hear that, sir? What a load of bull. |
| 00:41:14 |
All men talk nonsense in their cups, Bidet. |
| 00:41:19 |
But I bet he knows who the Black Fingernail is. |
| 00:41:21 |
I say. Would any of you young ladies |
| 00:41:27 |
I know a nice, quiet little nook. |
| 00:41:35 |
Not the nooky types, obviously. Oh, well. |
| 00:41:38 |
- Follow him, Désirée. See what you can learn. |
| 00:41:41 |
Because you are a woman, |
| 00:41:46 |
By the looks of him, he isn't even armed. |
| 00:41:48 |
- Do as I say! |
| 00:41:50 |
But I warn you, one hint of the old whatsit, |
| 00:41:55 |
- Follow her, Bidet. Watch what she does. |
| 00:41:58 |
Not all are as loyal to me as you are, |
| 00:42:05 |
Thank you, sir. |
| 00:42:07 |
I wish I had someone to follow him. |
| 00:42:11 |
That's him there, the one |
| 00:42:15 |
- What do you think? |
| 00:42:17 |
Yes, if we could think |
| 00:42:21 |
like a nice, juicy sneeze. |
| 00:42:34 |
- Ah, Sir Rodney. |
| 00:42:37 |
They just popped out. |
| 00:42:39 |
(Tuts) That sort of thing is bound to happen |
| 00:42:44 |
You do take snuff? |
| 00:42:45 |
The taking of snuff |
| 00:42:48 |
And I love it. |
| 00:42:50 |
Well, you'll go mad about this one. |
| 00:42:53 |
(Sniffs) |
| 00:42:57 |
Rather mild for my taste, I fancy. |
| 00:43:03 |
Aaa-choo! |
| 00:43:05 |
My wig! Where's my wig? Oh! |
| 00:43:21 |
Excuse me, madam. That's my wig, I think. |
| 00:43:26 |
Yes, that's more like it... |
| 00:43:28 |
Oh... Well, perhaps not. |
| 00:43:38 |
(Water splashing) |
| 00:44:07 |
Oh... excuse me, but I seem to 'ave dropped |
| 00:44:11 |
Oh, it was yours, was it? I did see it somewhere. |
| 00:44:14 |
Oh, don't bother, really. I... l... |
| 00:44:18 |
- What is it? |
| 00:44:20 |
Oh, dear. Then perhaps you'd better sit down. |
| 00:44:23 |
How kind you are! (Chuckles) |
| 00:44:26 |
Is there somewhere |
| 00:44:28 |
Oh, rather. |
| 00:44:32 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:44:35 |
(Laughs) Come! |
| 00:44:47 |
What a quaint little place. |
| 00:44:49 |
POMMFRIT: It is called a "love pavilion". |
| 00:44:51 |
Oh, really? I wonder why. |
| 00:44:54 |
Yes, so do I. This marble seat's enough |
| 00:44:59 |
Why, sir, what are you doing? |
| 00:45:01 |
Mademoiselle, may I say you are the most |
| 00:45:06 |
Am I really? Oh, no, sir, you mustn't. I do insist. |
| 00:45:11 |
'Ere, knock it off. |
| 00:45:13 |
- What's wrong? |
| 00:45:16 |
Oh, well, that's all right, then. |
| 00:45:20 |
No, no, sir. |
| 00:45:24 |
Oh, very well, then. What about? |
| 00:45:26 |
DÉSIRÉE: |
| 00:45:30 |
Yes. Well, I enjoyed that little chat. Now, then... |
| 00:45:33 |
I haven't finished yet. Besides, |
| 00:45:37 |
I'm afraid that is impossible. |
| 00:45:39 |
You see, I promised never to reveal his identity. |
| 00:45:42 |
DÉSIRÉE: Not even to please me? |
| 00:45:44 |
Not even to please you. |
| 00:45:47 |
Not even if I were to please you? |
| 00:45:50 |
Not even if you were to... |
| 00:45:53 |
Oh, that's different. |
| 00:45:55 |
I say. How pleasing do you think you can get? |
| 00:45:59 |
As pleasing as... |
| 00:46:03 |
...that, for example. |
| 00:46:05 |
A few more examples like that, |
| 00:46:08 |
- Come here, you little vixen! |
| 00:46:12 |
I can't stop it. |
| 00:46:15 |
Yes, and your hands are groping. Get off! |
| 00:46:17 |
POMMFRIT: |
| 00:46:23 |
Darcy, |
| 00:46:25 |
You quite upset Monsieur Camembert. |
| 00:46:27 |
What's that? What did you call me? |
| 00:46:29 |
You called me Monsieur Camembert. Why? |
| 00:46:32 |
Oh, do forgive me. A slip of the tongue. |
| 00:46:34 |
But you do look like a chappie of that name |
| 00:46:38 |
Oh, yes, a weaselly-faced little runt |
| 00:46:40 |
who tried to sell us those funny postcards. |
| 00:46:43 |
Of course, it couldn't be you, could it, Count? |
| 00:46:45 |
Do I look like a man who sells funny postcards? |
| 00:46:48 |
Not a bit. You look more like the chappie |
| 00:46:52 |
I hardly think that's possible. |
| 00:46:54 |
That's what I said when I saw the postcards. |
| 00:46:57 |
Forgive me, gentlemen. |
| 00:47:00 |
Well, then, let's change it, Count. |
| 00:47:03 |
Did you have any luck finding that chappie? |
| 00:47:08 |
The Black Fingernail. |
| 00:47:10 |
Ah, yes, of course. Aren't I a silly Ffing? |
| 00:47:16 |
Er... excuse me. |
| 00:47:21 |
- Well? |
| 00:47:24 |
- Excellent. Is she getting it? |
| 00:47:27 |
- What do you mean? |
| 00:47:29 |
- Had what off? |
| 00:47:31 |
Bad news, my dear Count? |
| 00:47:33 |
On the contrary. I fancy my quest |
| 00:47:40 |
(Désirée screams) |
| 00:47:45 |
(Pommfrit laughs) |
| 00:47:47 |
He... Oh. |
| 00:47:49 |
Never again. |
| 00:47:52 |
(Lisps) Was it a distressing experience? |
| 00:47:54 |
Distressin'? Talk about wanderin' hands! |
| 00:47:58 |
Well, never mind. |
| 00:48:01 |
Oh, yes, |
| 00:48:05 |
Oh, there you are! |
| 00:48:07 |
Oh, hello, Duke. |
| 00:48:09 |
Naughty little girl. Running off like that, |
| 00:48:13 |
Oh, this is my brother, |
| 00:48:16 |
- How do you do? |
| 00:48:18 |
My sister says |
| 00:48:21 |
Oh, you must be the one |
| 00:48:25 |
- Yes, I am. |
| 00:48:34 |
Oh, why can't we go home? |
| 00:48:36 |
They all want you to talk about their parents. |
| 00:48:39 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:48:40 |
I've had dozens of men say to me, |
| 00:48:45 |
Well, what else can you expect |
| 00:48:49 |
Why don't they eat frogs' legs and snails, |
| 00:48:53 |
Oh, the English have always been backward. |
| 00:48:55 |
Do you know, |
| 00:48:58 |
Ow! |
| 00:48:59 |
Doesn't surprise me. People who keep |
| 00:49:04 |
The locket! I almost forgot. |
| 00:49:08 |
Oh, not that horrible thing. |
| 00:49:11 |
Oh, it's all right. They won't bite you. |
| 00:49:13 |
Oh, all right. |
| 00:49:15 |
When you go back in the ballroom, make sure |
| 00:49:20 |
and also make sure he gets a good look... at that. |
| 00:49:24 |
They always do. |
| 00:49:26 |
- I mean the locket. |
| 00:49:28 |
Go on, then. And don't forget, keep flashing it. |
| 00:49:31 |
Watch her, Bidet, and report to me |
| 00:49:35 |
Oh, yes, sir. |
| 00:49:37 |
# Slow music |
| 00:49:48 |
- I see you're admiring my locket. |
| 00:49:51 |
Ah-ha! |
| 00:49:58 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:50:02 |
- Pretty, isn't it? |
| 00:50:04 |
'Ere, have a good look. That better? |
| 00:50:06 |
Yes, thank you. It was rather in the way. |
| 00:50:09 |
Oh. Excuse me. |
| 00:50:21 |
# Jaunty music |
| 00:50:29 |
Erm... excuse me, but erm... that locket. |
| 00:50:33 |
Yes? What about it? |
| 00:50:35 |
W-Would you mind taking it off? |
| 00:50:37 |
It keeps b-bashing me in the face. |
| 00:51:11 |
- Really, Sir Rodney! |
| 00:51:15 |
Please do. |
| 00:51:19 |
- Where did you get that? |
| 00:51:22 |
- Yes, it was mine. I gave it to... |
| 00:51:24 |
- I must talk to you alone. |
| 00:51:26 |
In the arbour in five minutes. |
| 00:51:51 |
- Oh! |
| 00:51:54 |
I didn't even tell 'em we was meeting. |
| 00:51:56 |
Clever girl. |
| 00:52:02 |
Oh, sir... you mustn't. |
| 00:52:05 |
I must say it, though. |
| 00:52:09 |
I s-s-simply cannot help it. |
| 00:52:11 |
I'm absolutely enamoured of you. |
| 00:52:13 |
I've got to say it, |
| 00:52:16 |
And I of you, from the first moment we met. |
| 00:52:20 |
Oh, how can I betray him to Cammie? |
| 00:52:22 |
This is a bit of luck. |
| 00:52:26 |
My little poodle. |
| 00:52:27 |
Inever knew that Englishmen could love so. |
| 00:52:32 |
I care not if you are the Black Fingernail, |
| 00:52:34 |
- and an enemy of France. |
| 00:52:37 |
You recognised the locket. |
| 00:52:40 |
- By Camembert? |
| 00:52:43 |
From the moment I saw him. |
| 00:52:46 |
- I will tell you, if... |
| 00:52:50 |
...if you will make me thine. |
| 00:52:52 |
- Make you mine? |
| 00:52:55 |
I don't think I can go that far. |
| 00:52:57 |
Look, I want to be Lady Rodney Ffing. |
| 00:53:01 |
Yes, all right, providing you promise not to tell |
| 00:53:05 |
- Gladly. |
| 00:53:07 |
Now, then, about that girl... |
| 00:53:10 |
Camembert... has her prisoner. The Bastille. |
| 00:53:14 |
I know what he is. Where is the girl? |
| 00:53:17 |
I've just told you. She's in the Bastille. |
| 00:53:20 |
- The swine. I'll kill him. |
| 00:53:24 |
He has left orders that if he does not return |
| 00:53:28 |
- Then I've got to get back to France... |
| 00:53:32 |
- I hadn't forgotten it. |
| 00:53:35 |
- I haven't got any sealing wax. |
| 00:53:37 |
No, madam! Madam! Put me down. |
| 00:53:41 |
It worked! It worked! We've got him. |
| 00:53:43 |
- Who is it? Who? |
| 00:53:47 |
What? That Ffing? lmpossible. |
| 00:53:49 |
It's him, all right. He said the locket was his. |
| 00:53:51 |
I can't believe it. That fiddlesome fop? |
| 00:53:59 |
Yes. Shall I do him now? |
| 00:54:01 |
No, no, this must be handled with caution. |
| 00:54:04 |
In this ridiculous country, you need a reason |
| 00:54:08 |
In the rose arbour with Désirée. |
| 00:54:10 |
In the rose arbour? Doing what? |
| 00:54:13 |
Well, I bet they're not watering the plants. |
| 00:54:16 |
He's played right into my hands. |
| 00:54:19 |
I'll walk in there, surprise them both at it, |
| 00:54:24 |
and challenge him to a duel... thus. |
| 00:54:28 |
Aren't you taking a bit of a chance, sir? |
| 00:54:31 |
You seem to forget, Bidet. |
| 00:54:35 |
and it's obvious |
| 00:54:38 |
You wouldn't say that |
| 00:54:41 |
I'll go and fetch a duelling pistol. |
| 00:54:43 |
But just to be on the safe side, |
| 00:54:48 |
(Sir Rodney whimpers) |
| 00:54:52 |
- What's this I see? |
| 00:54:54 |
Oh! |
| 00:54:57 |
- No, no, it's the other way round. |
| 00:55:01 |
I demand immediate satisfaction. |
| 00:55:03 |
This seems a failing in your family. |
| 00:55:05 |
Enough, sir. You have insulted the honour |
| 00:55:09 |
- To say nothing of Ma Tante. |
| 00:55:12 |
As the injured party, |
| 00:55:16 |
Well, we won't quarrel. |
| 00:55:19 |
Do not jest, sir! Believe me: I am deadly earnest. |
| 00:55:24 |
And I am living Rodney, |
| 00:55:26 |
You have no choice. This is an affair of honour. |
| 00:55:29 |
We meet at dawn. |
| 00:55:31 |
Couldn't we make it later? |
| 00:55:33 |
At dawn, sir. One hour from now. |
| 00:55:36 |
Oh, very well. Where? |
| 00:55:38 |
You may choose the location. |
| 00:55:40 |
- What about the Garden of Fragrance? |
| 00:55:44 |
They say the scent's lovely in the morning. |
| 00:55:46 |
Till dawn, then. |
| 00:55:53 |
What hour is it? |
| 00:55:56 |
A minute before dawn, sir. |
| 00:55:58 |
Hello. Here they come. |
| 00:56:00 |
- I don't care for your choice of location. |
| 00:56:04 |
- Waiting. Will you kill him? |
| 00:56:07 |
I've just got to delay him long enough |
| 00:56:13 |
Morning. Well, here we are, then. |
| 00:56:17 |
- What? Haven't you ever fought a duel before? |
| 00:56:21 |
- It's going to be a piece of cake, sir. |
| 00:56:24 |
Wait for me! |
| 00:56:26 |
- What's he doing here? |
| 00:56:30 |
Good morning, gentlemen. |
| 00:56:33 |
- Yes. |
| 00:56:36 |
No fouling, plenty of action, |
| 00:56:40 |
- Right. |
| 00:56:41 |
Now, then, arm yourselves, gentlemen, please. |
| 00:56:48 |
For me? Oh, thanks. |
| 00:56:51 |
- You're only supposed to have one. |
| 00:56:58 |
Well, for heaven's sake, get on with it! |
| 00:57:00 |
Now, now. Temper, temper. I am the referee, |
| 00:57:03 |
and we shall start when I am ready. Ready? |
| 00:57:06 |
Seconds... out. |
| 00:57:11 |
(Chuckles) Well done. |
| 00:57:13 |
Now, then, will you face me, gentlemen, please? |
| 00:57:18 |
Now, when I give the signal, you will turn, |
| 00:57:20 |
walk ten paces, and fire. |
| 00:57:22 |
Are we ready? Good show. |
| 00:57:25 |
(Blows whistle) |
| 00:57:33 |
- Aaargh! |
| 00:57:36 |
You nincompoop! |
| 00:57:39 |
- Which other way? |
| 00:57:41 |
Did you see that? He pushed me. |
| 00:57:43 |
Come back here at once! |
| 00:57:53 |
I'm very cross with you. |
| 00:57:57 |
Well, he started it. |
| 00:57:58 |
- No, I did not! |
| 00:58:00 |
That's enough. Really! |
| 00:58:02 |
All this fuss over a silly little duel. |
| 00:58:07 |
We will start back-to-back this time. |
| 00:58:11 |
That is better. Now, are you ready? |
| 00:58:17 |
(Screams) No! No! Don't kill him! |
| 00:58:21 |
I love... No! |
| 00:58:23 |
Get out of the way, woman! |
| 00:58:25 |
Get off! Get off! Get her off. |
| 00:58:28 |
Get that fan off the pitch. |
| 00:58:31 |
- Oooh! Oooh! |
| 00:58:34 |
You're a disgrace! |
| 00:58:36 |
If I may say so, sir, |
| 00:58:40 |
- So are you, in those trousers! |
| 00:58:44 |
Now, for the last time, gentlemen... |
| 00:58:46 |
Yes... Oh, thank you. |
| 00:58:50 |
Are you ready? |
| 00:58:52 |
- Excuse me. |
| 00:58:54 |
Could we make it 15 paces instead of ten? |
| 00:58:56 |
- What on earth for? |
| 00:58:59 |
Oh, all right! 15 paces. |
| 00:59:14 |
- (Laughs) |
| 00:59:17 |
Come on. |
| 00:59:22 |
BIDET: Sir! Sir! Are you all right? |
| 00:59:24 |
- Was it the? |
| 00:59:27 |
Oh! |
| 00:59:30 |
Ooh! He's right in it this time. |
| 00:59:31 |
- That's why you picked this place. |
| 00:59:36 |
(Groans) |
| 00:59:39 |
Ready? |
| 00:59:40 |
Now! |
| 00:59:42 |
DARCY: Come on. Here we go. |
| 00:59:47 |
Oi, Rodney, what about our bargain? |
| 00:59:49 |
Looks like you've lost your new-found love! |
| 00:59:55 |
(Both moan) |
| 00:59:59 |
Are you all right, sir? |
| 01:00:04 |
The kiss of life! |
| 01:00:11 |
- What, no chopping today? |
| 01:00:13 |
The unions won't let them work before breakfast. |
| 01:00:16 |
Why didn't you get rid of old stinky Camembert |
| 01:00:20 |
You stupid Darcy. If Camembert |
| 01:00:25 |
Now, where is this Bastille, Pommfrit? |
| 01:00:27 |
- I haven't got it. |
| 01:00:29 |
Oh, there. Yes, of course. Follow me. |
| 01:00:43 |
- I shall want half your detachment, Captain. |
| 01:01:14 |
We're too late. |
| 01:01:16 |
(Door opens) |
| 01:01:20 |
- He hasn't got her, sir. Look! |
| 01:01:24 |
Citizen Nitwit, if you don't mind, sir. |
| 01:01:28 |
Yes, yes, I know all that rubbish. |
| 01:01:31 |
So, Mademoiselle, we meet again. |
| 01:01:34 |
I'm not afraid of you. |
| 01:01:37 |
You will never learn the identity |
| 01:01:40 |
I don't need to, Mademoiselle. |
| 01:01:43 |
- What? |
| 01:01:46 |
A dancing dandy. A mincing ninny. |
| 01:01:50 |
His name is Sir Rodney Ffing. |
| 01:01:52 |
With two Fs. |
| 01:01:53 |
Sir Rodney Ffing! With two Fs. |
| 01:01:57 |
Even his name is music to my ears. |
| 01:01:59 |
And I happen to know |
| 01:02:01 |
and that he intends to try to rescue you. |
| 01:02:04 |
And when he does try, I shall be waiting for him. |
| 01:02:07 |
Oh, what a dastardly scheme! |
| 01:02:09 |
Now, now, |
| 01:02:12 |
I shall not let him come here. |
| 01:02:16 |
I thought you might try that, |
| 01:02:18 |
so I've arranged to have you secretly conveyed |
| 01:02:25 |
I can't stand it. I'm going in. |
| 01:02:27 |
You must be joking. There's too many of them. |
| 01:02:31 |
So what? |
| 01:02:34 |
Death, or even a fate worse than death. |
| 01:02:36 |
Don't worry. I haven't tried death, |
| 01:02:40 |
- Somebody's coming. |
| 01:02:45 |
Oh! |
| 01:02:59 |
You know where to take her? |
| 01:03:01 |
- Yes, Citizen. |
| 01:03:04 |
And guard her well, if you value your head. |
| 01:03:09 |
I want two men on duty near her old cell, |
| 01:03:13 |
Yes, Citizen. |
| 01:03:15 |
And you, Bidet, will remain in her cell. |
| 01:03:18 |
If anyone tries to get in, arrest them immediately, |
| 01:03:21 |
no matter who or what they look like. |
| 01:03:24 |
Don't worry, Citizen, sir. |
| 01:03:26 |
He won't fool me with his disguises. |
| 01:03:28 |
Good. Let me know the moment |
| 01:03:38 |
Nice of them to tell us they're setting a trap. |
| 01:03:40 |
Yes, isn't it? We'll make good use of it. |
| 01:03:42 |
How? |
| 01:03:43 |
Well, the first thing we do is find out where |
| 01:03:55 |
(Grunting) |
| 01:04:04 |
(Laughs) |
| 01:04:07 |
You two, come with me. |
| 01:04:12 |
(Grunting) |
| 01:04:29 |
Count of Marseilles, |
| 01:04:34 |
Guillotine, guillotine, guillotine. |
| 01:04:37 |
(Knock on door) |
| 01:04:39 |
Citizen! Bidet's caught someone. |
| 01:04:41 |
What?! At last! At last! |
| 01:04:46 |
(Cackles) |
| 01:04:53 |
This should be him. Come on. |
| 01:05:02 |
- Hands up! |
| 01:05:04 |
I'm arresting you, you fool. |
| 01:05:06 |
Are you out of your senses? |
| 01:05:09 |
Yes, of course, and I'm Madame Pompadour. |
| 01:05:11 |
Don't take that tone with me, you upstart! |
| 01:05:13 |
Watch it, watch it. Oh, you've made |
| 01:05:17 |
You don't even look like Camembert. |
| 01:05:19 |
But I am him. I mean, he. |
| 01:05:21 |
Yes, we'll see about that. Guards! |
| 01:05:23 |
You fool! |
| 01:05:26 |
- Does this look like Camembert? |
| 01:05:29 |
- Where are those beady little eyes? |
| 01:05:32 |
- And the rabbit teeth? |
| 01:05:35 |
- Where are you taking me? |
| 01:05:38 |
But I am Citizen Camembert. |
| 01:05:40 |
Get out! Go on. |
| 01:05:46 |
- He's not here. |
| 01:05:48 |
Why don't we take him to Citizen Robespierre? |
| 01:05:51 |
Yes, Robespierre. He'll tell you who I am. |
| 01:05:53 |
Out! Out! |
| 01:05:54 |
All right. In you go. |
| 01:05:57 |
Citizen Robespierre, |
| 01:06:00 |
Well, who are you? |
| 01:06:02 |
I don't believe it. You know me. |
| 01:06:07 |
I know Citizen Camembert very well, |
| 01:06:10 |
Oh, no! Oh! |
| 01:06:13 |
I caught him trying to rescue the girl, sir. |
| 01:06:15 |
Well done, Bidet. |
| 01:06:17 |
Of course, |
| 01:06:20 |
Your idea? |
| 01:06:22 |
The girl isn't in the cell. I had her removed, |
| 01:06:26 |
- Oh? Where to? |
| 01:06:29 |
Châteauneuf, eh? |
| 01:06:31 |
With a guard of 20 soldiers over her. |
| 01:06:36 |
I'll look into it. Bidet, guard him well. |
| 01:06:38 |
- Yes, sir. |
| 01:06:44 |
So, trapping the Fingernail was your idea, |
| 01:06:47 |
Yes, that's right. |
| 01:06:50 |
but he hasn't got it up here like me. |
| 01:06:52 |
You stupid great fool! |
| 01:06:54 |
- (Groaning) |
| 01:06:56 |
I don't know. |
| 01:07:04 |
(Gasps) Citizen Robespierre! |
| 01:07:06 |
It can't be. He just went out. |
| 01:07:08 |
That wasn't him, you blithering idiot! |
| 01:07:13 |
- Then you must be... |
| 01:07:16 |
Now will you believe me, you blithering idiot? |
| 01:07:20 |
Oh, no! The girl. I told him where she is. |
| 01:07:24 |
My coach, quick. |
| 01:07:29 |
(Robespierre grunts) |
| 01:07:41 |
There we are. The Châteauneuf. |
| 01:07:45 |
Well named. It won't be easy to take. |
| 01:07:47 |
Not against 20 soldiers. |
| 01:07:50 |
- Oh, yes. |
| 01:07:52 |
- We need a ram. |
| 01:07:54 |
- That was a ewe. |
| 01:08:28 |
'Ere! What about me? |
| 01:08:34 |
- Well, hurry. |
| 01:08:39 |
Ouvrez! Ouvrez! And hurry up about it. |
| 01:08:42 |
Ouvrez! Ouvrez! |
| 01:08:45 |
Oh, it's you, Citizen. |
| 01:08:47 |
- Is the girl all right? |
| 01:08:49 |
Thank goodness for that. |
| 01:08:52 |
(French accent) # He loves me |
| 01:08:54 |
SOLDIERS: # Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:08:56 |
# He loves me |
| 01:08:57 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:08:58 |
# He lo-o-ves me |
| 01:09:00 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:09:02 |
- What's going on in here? |
| 01:09:05 |
# He loves me |
| 01:09:06 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:09:08 |
# He lo-o-ves me |
| 01:09:10 |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:09:12 |
Stop it! Stop it at once. |
| 01:09:15 |
How dare you sit on old, priceless antiques! |
| 01:09:18 |
How dare you spoil beautiful things |
| 01:09:21 |
It's a disgrace. What's she doing with that harp? |
| 01:09:24 |
- Plucking it. |
| 01:09:27 |
I didn't see any harm in a bit of freedom. |
| 01:09:30 |
No harm, |
| 01:09:32 |
Take her to the top room of the High Tower. |
| 01:09:36 |
Yes, Citizen. But there's a window there. |
| 01:09:39 |
Fool! I want him to see her at it. |
| 01:09:42 |
She is the bait |
| 01:09:45 |
Yes, Citizen. Right, you two, bring the girl. |
| 01:09:48 |
Follow me. |
| 01:09:58 |
Oh, filthy great louts! |
| 01:10:00 |
Oh, absolute vandalism. They don't |
| 01:10:05 |
Why the fuss about a crummy bit of furniture? |
| 01:10:07 |
Crummy? This was the home |
| 01:10:11 |
one of the greatest art collectors in France. |
| 01:10:13 |
Every piece in it is priceless. |
| 01:10:15 |
So what? It's not yours, is it? |
| 01:10:17 |
Yes! It was presented to me as a reward |
| 01:10:22 |
- Who by? |
| 01:10:24 |
- Oh. |
| 01:10:27 |
Never mind Jacques. I'm all right. |
| 01:10:29 |
- But where do I fit in? |
| 01:10:32 |
No, I'm finished with that. |
| 01:10:35 |
"The Princess Désirée de Châteauneuf." |
| 01:10:40 |
Oh, we'll see. We'll see. Come. |
| 01:10:42 |
I must show you the private apartments. |
| 01:10:46 |
Do you know, even the china thing is Dresden. |
| 01:10:49 |
- Yes, Citizen, sir? |
| 01:10:52 |
And she is the bait. |
| 01:10:54 |
And what a smashing bit of cheese, sir! |
| 01:10:57 |
(Laughs) |
| 01:11:16 |
Oooh! Oh! Oh! |
| 01:11:20 |
Oh, isn't it lovely? |
| 01:11:23 |
What's that mirror up there for? |
| 01:11:25 |
Oh, as I was saying, |
| 01:11:28 |
Oh, yes. He had some beautiful pieces. |
| 01:11:31 |
Just look at this wardrobe here. |
| 01:11:33 |
(Gasps) Oh! |
| 01:11:35 |
These were the Prince's? |
| 01:11:37 |
- His wife's. |
| 01:11:39 |
Oh, look at this beautiful one. |
| 01:11:41 |
- Would you like me to get it out for you? |
| 01:11:46 |
Ooh! |
| 01:11:48 |
Isn't it lovely? |
| 01:11:49 |
- Why don't you try it on? |
| 01:11:52 |
- Of course. |
| 01:11:55 |
Help me get my dress off. |
| 01:12:15 |
- Why are these doors bolted? |
| 01:12:18 |
Imbecile! We want him in. |
| 01:12:21 |
- But... |
| 01:12:23 |
- I've had my orders, Citizen. |
| 01:12:41 |
- Come along. The doors are open. |
| 01:12:44 |
What was that noise? |
| 01:12:58 |
- It looks like a trap. |
| 01:13:01 |
We'll have to find another way in. |
| 01:13:03 |
I've got to get into Jacqueline's room. |
| 01:13:08 |
Isn't it marvellous? I can't trust him |
| 01:13:12 |
Bidet? Bidet? Are you all right? Bidet? |
| 01:13:17 |
Mother! |
| 01:13:19 |
Sorry, Citizen, sir. I can't think straight. |
| 01:13:22 |
My brain's not working properly. |
| 01:13:24 |
Yes, he's all right. Perfectly normal. |
| 01:13:26 |
The Fingernail will be here any minute. |
| 01:13:28 |
Now, no shooting. |
| 01:13:32 |
Back to your stations, out of sight. |
| 01:13:34 |
Yes, Citizen. |
| 01:13:37 |
(Bidet groans) |
| 01:13:43 |
Are you sure this will get me up there? |
| 01:13:45 |
We used it at the siege of Agincourt. |
| 01:13:48 |
All right. Go on. Let her go. |
| 01:13:54 |
Aaaargh! |
| 01:13:57 |
(Glass smashing) |
| 01:14:02 |
You! |
| 01:14:04 |
- Now, don't scream. |
| 01:14:07 |
- Nothing. |
| 01:14:09 |
I tell you, I distinctly heard a crash. Come on. |
| 01:14:14 |
Now, you know where she is, |
| 01:14:17 |
Look, you made a bargain, |
| 01:14:20 |
I promise you, |
| 01:14:23 |
- Honour bright? |
| 01:14:26 |
If I break my promise, you can spit in my eye. |
| 01:14:28 |
Not now! |
| 01:14:31 |
Well? |
| 01:14:33 |
All right. It's a deal. |
| 01:14:38 |
And what, pray, is the meaning of this intrusion? |
| 01:14:40 |
What was that crash? |
| 01:14:42 |
Oh, well, |
| 01:14:45 |
A little accident? |
| 01:14:47 |
It's a stained-glass window. |
| 01:14:49 |
Well, if it was stained, it needed replacing. |
| 01:14:52 |
It needed repla... |
| 01:14:54 |
Someone's been in here. |
| 01:14:57 |
Don't be silly. |
| 01:14:58 |
I don't believe you. Search the rooms. |
| 01:14:59 |
- Please yourself. |
| 01:15:25 |
- Citizen, sir. |
| 01:15:27 |
Look. Earmuffs. |
| 01:15:28 |
You idiot! They're kneepads. |
| 01:15:34 |
- Oh, yes. |
| 01:15:41 |
(Shrieking and moaning) |
| 01:15:48 |
Citizen, sir, I've got him, the Black Fingernail! |
| 01:15:51 |
Citizen Camembert? Citizen... |
| 01:15:56 |
...Camembert. |
| 01:15:58 |
(Banging) |
| 01:16:06 |
(Muffled) You stupid... |
| 01:16:09 |
You stupid idiot! |
| 01:16:22 |
Hello. Citizen Camembert |
| 01:16:26 |
Certainly, madam. |
| 01:16:34 |
All right. You can come out now. |
| 01:16:40 |
That was a hair-raising experience. |
| 01:16:42 |
- You! |
| 01:16:46 |
- You said you would come back. |
| 01:16:49 |
- And you are here. |
| 01:16:51 |
- Like you said you would. |
| 01:16:53 |
Oh, all right. |
| 01:16:57 |
- I never thought you would come back like this. |
| 01:17:01 |
- You took a big risk. |
| 01:17:05 |
- I love you. |
| 01:17:07 |
Oh, that's enough. |
| 01:17:11 |
- Come on. Let's get out of here. |
| 01:17:13 |
I've got friends. Here. See? |
| 01:17:20 |
Right, my friend. To arms. |
| 01:17:27 |
In case it slipped your mind, |
| 01:17:30 |
Eh? Oh, yes. |
| 01:17:32 |
Right. You go first, and we'll follow. |
| 01:17:35 |
Oh, no, you don't. |
| 01:17:38 |
All right, then, spoilsport. |
| 01:17:42 |
(Squeals) Help! |
| 01:17:46 |
(Cackles) |
| 01:17:54 |
Stay here. |
| 01:17:58 |
Yoo-hoo! |
| 01:17:59 |
(Blows raspberry) It's me. |
| 01:18:01 |
The Black Fingernail! After him. |
| 01:18:03 |
(Shouting) |
| 01:18:07 |
Bolt all the doors, Bidet. |
| 01:18:10 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:18:24 |
DARCY: Come on, Pommfrit. |
| 01:18:26 |
Ah-ha-ha! Come on. |
| 01:18:30 |
I'll have you arrested for this. You know |
| 01:18:34 |
Help! Help! Help! |
| 01:18:37 |
Pax! Fainites! |
| 01:18:54 |
(Laughs) |
| 01:19:00 |
Cor! |
| 01:19:02 |
No, no! Don't shoot. Mind the furniture. |
| 01:19:07 |
No, no. Use your swords. |
| 01:19:11 |
Darcy! |
| 01:19:16 |
Now. |
| 01:19:17 |
Ha-ha-ha! Come on. |
| 01:19:52 |
Aaaargh! |
| 01:19:55 |
(Laughs) Tremendous fun! |
| 01:19:59 |
Get going. I'll hold 'em off. |
| 01:20:06 |
(Laughs) |
| 01:20:21 |
You'll pay for that window! |
| 01:20:43 |
Hey-yaargh! |
| 01:20:59 |
Argh! |
| 01:21:02 |
You clumsy great lout! |
| 01:21:06 |
You've ruined my petit point. |
| 01:21:18 |
It could never have happened |
| 01:21:24 |
(Groans) |
| 01:21:39 |
Oh, beautiful things! Irreplaceable. |
| 01:21:43 |
(Shrieks and laughs) |
| 01:21:59 |
Wait! Mind the vase. |
| 01:22:04 |
Ready? |
| 01:22:17 |
Oh, no! One of the finest collections in France. |
| 01:22:20 |
Ruined! Ruined! Gone for ever. |
| 01:22:46 |
SOLDIER: Go on! |
| 01:23:30 |
(Pommfrit laughs) |
| 01:23:33 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:23:41 |
(Cackles) |
| 01:23:51 |
Won't be a minute, Duke. |
| 01:23:53 |
Oh, no! Not the harp. |
| 01:23:57 |
POMMFRIT: Ah-ha! Ooh, I say! |
| 01:24:09 |
- (Pommfrit laughs) |
| 01:24:16 |
Vandals! This took years to make. |
| 01:24:20 |
Oh, beautiful thing! |
| 01:24:29 |
Bidet! Bidet! Speak to me. |
| 01:24:32 |
Waargh. |
| 01:24:34 |
Oh... my bust! |
| 01:24:36 |
Oh, beautiful thing. |
| 01:24:44 |
Ha-ha! |
| 01:24:50 |
- Olé! |
| 01:25:02 |
Look out, Rodney! |
| 01:25:05 |
Oh, no! What have I done? |
| 01:25:08 |
(Gasp of shock) |
| 01:25:09 |
Well, Cheeseface, the reckoning has come. |
| 01:25:12 |
All right, Sir Rodney. You win. I give up. |
| 01:25:14 |
What shall we do with him, Darcy? |
| 01:25:16 |
Well, there are lots of things we could do. |
| 01:25:19 |
- Or just ventilate him! |
| 01:25:26 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:25:27 |
Oh, oh, no, no, no! |
| 01:25:30 |
Darcy, bring the girls! |
| 01:25:36 |
DARCY: Come on. Let's get out of here. |
| 01:25:40 |
CAMEMBERT: Pull it up! |
| 01:25:42 |
Up a bit! I'm holding it. |
| 01:25:48 |
DARCY: Let's get out of here. |
| 01:26:11 |
Anyway, we've drawn a big crowd. |
| 01:26:13 |
I have, you mean. You don't think they've come |
| 01:26:17 |
I hope the rain keeps off. I forgot my hat. |
| 01:26:20 |
Thank goodness |
| 01:26:23 |
I've got news for you. |
| 01:26:26 |
I wouldn't have missed this for the world. |
| 01:26:30 |
(Laughs) |
| 01:26:32 |
(Crowd cheers) |
| 01:26:35 |
# Wedding March |
| 01:26:36 |
Nice way to keep a bargain, I must say! |
| 01:26:39 |
What's the matter? |
| 01:26:42 |
I hate to think what it is. |
| 01:26:43 |
(Cackles) |
| 01:26:45 |
Captioned by Grantman Brown |
