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3 Idiots
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hello |
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ya |
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what? |
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sir kindly switch off your mobile phone |
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just one sec one sec please!!! |
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excuse me! |
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sir please sit down!!!! |
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captain ther is a medical emergency |
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a passenger has just fallen down on the aisle |
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delhi air india 11 returning to medical emergency |
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sir excuse me sir excuse me sir |
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one minute!!!!!!! |
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im alright now |
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thank you! |
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all go now |
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i'll go now |
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gentlemen wait!! |
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get the vehicle |
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are you Mr.dullon |
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why? |
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should i tatoo my name here? |
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take out the vehicle fast!! |
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ok sir!! come sir |
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should go to hotel right sir?? |
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ya ya we'll go hotel |
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but through vasant vihar.. take me ther |
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put some load on accelerator kaake!!!! |
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ya farhan tell me |
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you come out fast im reachin ur place in 5 min |
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what happened dude? |
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chathur had called |
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remember him? |
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who "silencer"? |
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ya ya |
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he's tellin rancho is comin |
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what u're sayin? |
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hanh he's tellin if wanna meet rancho come to campus at 8, on the tank |
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oh s***** |
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hey u come out fast |
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ya ok ok |
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sruthi i'll be back in sometime |
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oooo shoes.... |
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hey i got my friend back |
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what? |
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hey i'll come back n speak to u!!! |
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atleast wear pants n go!!! |
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now can we go to hotel sir? |
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we'll go to hotel kaake |
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ok sir!!! |
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forgot to take socks dude!! |
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u talkin about socks??? hey look down even pants u forgot!!! |
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oooooooo |
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sir now u can go to hotel!!! but only after goin to airport because my sir is comin there take him to hotel!!!!! same sur name "dullon" |
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im dullon!! where the hell had u sent taxi?? is it on runway?? |
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oye rancho |
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hey chathur where is rancho? |
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rancho |
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where is rancho? |
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welcome idiots |
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wanna drink madiera(RUM) |
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this is that rum you all used to drink here? |
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have a drink |
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hey where is rancho? |
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i'll tell u |
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first u watch this |
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not my wife... llook at the bunglow behind idiots 3.5 million |
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swiming pool heated!!! |
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living room maple wood flooring |
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my new lamborghini 6496cc sssss very fast |
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hey why u showin all these to us? |
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forgot? |
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what is this? |
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5the september..todays date..then wat yaar!! |
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come bet... after 10 years will come back |
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over here itself, on this same day |
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n we'll see who is more successful??? |
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have dareness??.........tell, will u come??.... will u come? |
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remember something now??? |
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here only i kept bet with that idiot |
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i kept my promise |
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im back he he |
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stupid |
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i left my flight n came |
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he left his pant n came just to meet rancho |
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from five years we're searchin for him dont know he's dead or alive |
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he wont come i know he wont come he he eh |
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what? will u break his teeth or ill only do it..... |
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idiot.. then why did u call us over here? |
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to meet rancho |
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come n see where he stayed back n where i reached!!! |
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means tat u know where is rancho? aah? |
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yes |
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where is rancho? |
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he is in shimla!!!! |
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#.....he was like a fleeting wind.....# |
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#.....like a flutterting kite.....# |
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#.....where did he go? lets find him.....# |
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#.....he was like a fleeting wind.....# |
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#.....like a flutterting kite.....# |
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#.....where did he go? lets find him.....# |
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#.....while confined channel guided us.....# |
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#.....he would define his pathways.....# |
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#.....and loiter along them merrily.....# |
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#.....while our future haunted us.....# |
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#.....he would celebrate the present.....# |
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#.....and live every moment with reckless freedom .....# |
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#.....where did he come from? .....# |
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#....touching our hearts .....# |
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#.....where did he go? lets find him.....# |
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#.....he was like a shade in sweltering heat .....# |
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#.....like village in desert .....# |
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#.....he was like salve for our distress .....# |
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#.....while we cowered from challenges .....# |
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#.....he would dive in seas .....# |
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#.....and swim against the rip currents .....# |
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#.....he was a wandering cloud .....# |
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#.....he was our pal .....# |
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#.....where did he go? lets find him.....# |
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rancho! |
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ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad |
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how different his name was? |
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that same different thoughts |
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since childhood we heard that life is like a race.... |
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damn!!! to take birth... had to race among 300 million sp****s he he eh |
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1978 |
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i born at 5.15am |
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n at 5.16am my dad told |
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My son will become engineer!!! |
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farhan qureshi! b.tech engineer |
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and my fate was sealed!!! |
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what i wanted to become?? nobody asked me though? |
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raju rastogi |
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ranchhoddas chanchad |
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tell me ur room number! |
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D26 |
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follow me |
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im manmohan |
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M.M |
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all these enginneers call me milli meter |
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milk, egg, bread, wash clothes, iron clothes, filling journals, copying assignment |
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let it be any work tell me!!! fixed rate no bargain!! |
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one min one min hold this hold..... |
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this is kilo byte |
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this is mega byte n this is his mother giga byte |
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take their pictures... this family does'nt byte [bite] |
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[raju praying] |
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here comes one more big believer!!! |
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hi farhan qureshi...im raju rastogi |
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dont worry |
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after someday u stay here... ur belief in god will vanish eventually |
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only naked girls poster sticked by your side.. n u'll say |
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oh god |
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get me once!!! |
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hey get out of here!! out out |
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give 4 rupees |
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2 rupees per bag |
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here 5 rupees... keep change |
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wow sir u gave me tip |
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even i'll give u a tip |
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today night.... wear underwear which doesnt have hole!!! |
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why? |
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oh emperor..... |
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u r great..... |
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accept our gift |
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aaahh |
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this is he-man, he-man take this... |
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ooohhhoo white white white |
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we were humiliated, |
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hands saluting, |
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heads down like slaves, |
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when we saw rancho for the first time! |
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new gift..gift gift gift gift! |
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namaste sir!!! |
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remove your pants n get sealed!!! |
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whats ur name? tell |
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ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad!! |
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huuii hhehehhee |
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listen brothers learn by-heart!!! by final year u'll learn!!! hmmm |
| 00:13:01 |
remove ur pants.... remove pant |
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oooh so u wont listen like this hanh? |
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dont wear wet pant kid? |
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come remove now!! |
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aal iz well aal iz well.............[ranchod baba mantra lol] |
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what is he tellin? |
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someone make him understand!!! |
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hey james bond make him understand!! hmm |
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take off ur pants of they're gonna piss on u |
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oye english!!! feeling shy to speak in hindi hanh? |
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sorry sir i was born in uganda, n studied in pondicherry!! |
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so little slow in hindi!!! |
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so slowly make him understand!! who is in a hurry here? |
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worn again hanh? |
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[in pure hindi!!!!laughing stock] take off ur pants or they gonna piss on u... |
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he is tellin piss as muthravisarjan???hahahha |
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ooo here come pandit learning engineering |
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hey come out you idiot |
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come out |
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come out or else ill piss on ur door!!! |
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ill count 10 |
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if u dont come out |
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ill piss on ur door for the whole semester |
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salt water is a great conductor of electricity |
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8th standard physics |
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we all studied it!! |
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he applied it!! |
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ICE's director's name was Dr.viru shastrabhuddi |
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but every one calls him virus |
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all called him computer virus!!! |
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oye virus is comin..carryin eggs with him |
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he has told first years to come down come fast fast |
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virus was the most competetive man we had ever seen |
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if someone overtakes him even one step......... |
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he could'nt accept it, |
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to save time he used velcro instead of buttons |
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and a hook in tie!! |
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he has trained his mind |
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that he can write using both his hands at the same time |
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everday at 2 he used to take a power nap of exactly 7.5 minutes |
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govind had to do all unproductive works like shaving, cuttin nails in this 7.5 mins |
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what is this? |
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sir nest!! |
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whose?? |
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cuckoo bird's nest |
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cuckoo bird never builds their nest.. |
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they lay their eggs on other birds nest |
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and when their babies come to the world, what do they do first? |
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they kick out other eggs from the nest... |
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competition over |
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the life begins with murder |
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thats nature... |
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compete |
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or die! |
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you all so are like the cuckoo birds |
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and these are those eggs whom u kicked out and reached ICE |
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dont forget |
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because every year, 4 lakh applications comes to ICE |
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among them only 200 will be selected |
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you |
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and these |
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finished |
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broken eggs!! |
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my own son applied for 3 years |
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rejected |
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everytime |
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remember life is a race!! |
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if u dont run fast someone will beat u n move faster than u... |
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let me tell u very interesting story |
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this is an astronauts pen |
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in space, foundain pen, ball pen cannot be used |
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so after spending millions of dollars |
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scientists invented this pen..!! |
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from this u can write in any angle, any temperature, zero gravity |
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one day when i was a student the director of our institute called me |
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he said "viru shastrabhuddi." i said "yes sir" |
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come here!! i got scared |
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showed me this pen |
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he said this is a symbol of excellence |
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i give it to u |
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and the day when u get a extraordinary student like u |
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pass this pen to him |
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from 32 year viru shastrabhuddi is waiting for the next viru shastrabhuddi |
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any one here in this batch to honour this pen? |
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good hands down |
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should i write in the notice board |
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i said put down your hands |
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sir i have a question sir... |
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sir if in space fountain pen ball pen cannot be used why astronaut didn't tried pencil in space sir? |
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could've saved millions of dollars |
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i will get back to you on this |
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that fellow in night kicks seniors |
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and in day irritating director, im telling u if we stay with him... |
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buddy, u though screwed virus completely |
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oh emperor, u're great.. |
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accept our gift.... |
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get lost, dont u've school? |
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who'll pay fees? yout father? |
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u callin my father? |
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hey stop stop raju wat u doin? |
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eh listen! |
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no fees required for schooling!!! uniform is required, uniform... |
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whichever school u like go, get the uniform of that school.. |
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go sit in the class..... |
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who'll come to know when there is a huge population??? |
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if i get caught? |
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if they catch u, then uniform change, school change!!! ehhe |
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there was really something special about him, |
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he always used to challenge everything in the world.. each n every move.... |
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he was the only one free bird in VIRUS's nest... |
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we all were just robots operated by professors remote control... |
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but he was the only one.. |
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perhaps not a machine!!!! |
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what is a machine? |
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why are you smiling?? |
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um.. actually sir |
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today im sitting over here, feeling excited sir!!! |
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no need to be so overexcited... |
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um.. |
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sir |
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machine is anything that reduces human effort sir |
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will you please elaborate...? |
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sir um... |
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all those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir |
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feeling hot!!! pressed button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!! |
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u can talk to your friend miles away..TELEPHONE is machine sir!!! |
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calculate crores in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir |
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sir actually we are dependent in the world for machine sir |
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from PEN NIB to PANTS ZIB... all machines sir!! |
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one sec up one sec down, up down up down up |
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tell me the definition?? |
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sir thats wat im tellin sir.. |
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will you write all these in examz hanh? |
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"this is machine up down up down up"?? |
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IDIOT!!! |
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anybody else??? |
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)*&#^*&#*&(%#(*&# |
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)*&%*&#%&*(#*&%# |
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$(^($*&%#*&%# |
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*(&^%%%$^&*&*&^%$%&* |
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he he eh bla bla bla bla |
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*(&#*&%(*&#%%# |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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wow great !!!! perfect !! |
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great please sit down! |
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thank you thank you |
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but sir even i told the same in simple language..... |
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if you like simple language.. |
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but sir.. we should understand it atleast |
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like this way mugging up from book, what the use sir? |
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oh you know more than books??? |
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books has the same definition... |
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but sir, ther are other books also |
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get out!!! |
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ooh why? |
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in simple language... please go outside... |
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IDIOT! |
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so we were discussing about the machines |
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hey why you came back? |
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i forgot somethin sir!! |
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what? |
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instrument and record, analyse, summarize, organize, |
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that are elastative and non-elastative hard bound paper |
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with forward introduction, table of cotents index that are |
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enhancement and education human brains of sense in root of vision |
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what you wish to say?? |
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books sir books!! |
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i forgot books sir can i take it? |
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could'nt you say in simple way? |
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i tried sometime before, but u dint like it in simple way sir.... |
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professors used to keep rancho outside more often than in classroom |
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if he get kicked from one class, he'll go sit in another classroom |
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rancho used to say that knowledge is increasing everywhere.......where ever you get... gain it!!! |
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he was entirely different from all of us |
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we used to fight for bathroom |
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but wherever rancho used to get water, he used to have bath there itself! |
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he was very much attached to machines |
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used to carry screwdriver in his pocket where ever he goes |
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he would open any machine that he finds.... some got closed |
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some did not!! |
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there was another guy just like him |
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joy lobo |
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sir excuse me sir |
| 00:25:17 |
mr.joy lobo |
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sir if u mind lettting me know abt the convocations dates... |
| 00:25:22 |
why? |
| 00:25:23 |
actually dad wanted to get a reservation |
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i'm the first engineer in my village sir.. |
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in that case call make a phone call to your dad |
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son please please dont waste my time hurry |
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hello |
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dad director sir will speak to you |
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joy |
| 00:25:46 |
mr.lobo your son wont get graduated this year |
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what happened sir? |
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he has violated all the deadlines |
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with unrealistic mr lobo mr lobo unrealistic project it is i had told already |
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he making some non-sense helicopter |
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so i recommend you not to reserve his ticket, im so sorry |
| 00:26:05 |
sir im just close |
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is your project ready? |
| 00:26:08 |
is your project ready? |
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sir atleast take a look at this once sir please |
| 00:26:11 |
do submit it i'll take into consideration |
| 00:26:13 |
sir give me some extension sir |
| 00:26:15 |
sir after dads stroke i couldnt concentrate for 2 months sir please |
| 00:26:18 |
did you leave having food and water for 2 months? |
| 00:26:20 |
no |
| 00:26:21 |
did you leave taking bath?no? |
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then why did you left studies? |
| 00:26:25 |
sir im very close sir pls take a look at this sir please.. |
| 00:26:27 |
mr.lobo my son died falling from train on sunday afternoon |
| 00:26:31 |
monday morning virushastrabhuddi gave lecture in this college |
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i can only give you sympathy not extension |
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si...r |
| 00:28:01 |
how cool design he made?? wireless camera over helicopter? |
| 00:28:06 |
traffic updates security... can be used for all |
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but VIRUS was tellin this is an impractical design... |
| 00:28:12 |
how it wont fly? ill make it fly!! hm hm |
| 00:28:17 |
hey dont tell joy will give him surprise |
| 00:28:19 |
we'll make this fly out his window and record his reaction |
| 00:28:23 |
if we do his project, who'll do ours? |
| 00:28:25 |
test, viva, quizzes included, there are 42 examz in each semester |
| 00:28:28 |
hey you worry a lot dude |
| 00:28:31 |
take this hand and keep it in your hand and say, |
| 00:28:33 |
aal iz well aal iz well |
| 00:28:35 |
all is well |
| 00:28:36 |
aal iz well |
| 00:28:37 |
now he has brought something new our BABA ranchhodas!! |
| 00:28:40 |
hey in our village there was a watchman... |
| 00:28:48 |
and we used to sleep tight |
| 00:28:50 |
one night there was a robbery in our village, |
| 00:28:54 |
and he yells aal iz well aal iz well |
| 00:28:57 |
and we used to sleep like fools... |
| 00:28:59 |
but that day we came to know about the real fact |
| 00:29:01 |
see our heart right, is a big coward... |
| 00:29:04 |
keep our heart as a fool |
| 00:29:07 |
if you have any big problem in life |
| 00:29:09 |
tell our heart |
| 00:29:10 |
no problem baby everythin is ok |
| 00:29:14 |
hm so that will solve problem ? hanh? |
| 00:29:16 |
no but still it gains the dareness to survive |
| 00:29:20 |
remember this mantra... this is gonna become more useful over here |
| 00:32:40 |
got it got it yeah |
| 00:32:57 |
take it to joys window |
| 00:32:59 |
hey joy, up up |
| 00:33:01 |
ooye window... see silencer naked naked heheh ehhe |
| 00:33:07 |
hey joy come out joy |
| 00:33:11 |
hey joy look outside.. |
| 00:33:14 |
joy.... |
| 00:33:49 |
#... give me some sunshine.. give me some rain...# |
| 00:33:58 |
#... give me another chance i wanna grow up once again.....# |
| 00:34:05 |
you've a good news sir.. |
| 00:34:07 |
neither police got to know |
| 00:34:09 |
nor joys dad.... |
| 00:34:11 |
everyone will think its a suicide, sir |
| 00:34:15 |
reason for death in postmortem report |
| 00:34:18 |
intense pressure in wind pipe resulting in choking |
| 00:34:23 |
this fool believed tat |
| 00:34:25 |
died because of the pressure held here... |
| 00:34:27 |
and from last 4 years of pressure over here? wat about that? |
| 00:34:31 |
even thats not in the report also sir, |
| 00:34:35 |
these engineers are so back minded sir |
| 00:34:38 |
didnt even invent some machine, that could really behold the pressure over here... |
| 00:34:44 |
if they had does, could've come to know this is not a suicide, its a murder, |
| 00:34:52 |
are you blaming me for the suicide of joy? |
| 00:34:56 |
if one student cant tolerate pressure why im i the one responsible? |
| 00:34:59 |
so many pressure will come in life... |
| 00:35:01 |
then everytime will you blame other for that? |
| 00:35:03 |
sir im not blaming you sir |
| 00:35:05 |
actually im blaming the system |
| 00:35:07 |
sir i've got some statistics |
| 00:35:10 |
sir in suicides india is no:1 sir |
| 00:35:12 |
every 1 half hour one of the other students attempt suicide, sir |
| 00:35:17 |
student die less in sickness and more in suicide here sir |
| 00:35:20 |
something is going wrong rightt sir? |
| 00:35:22 |
i cant tell about other colleges but this is one of the finest college in the country |
| 00:35:27 |
im running this college from 32 years |
| 00:35:29 |
i brought this college to no:1 from 28th position |
| 00:35:33 |
sir wat no:1 sir ??? |
| 00:35:35 |
here we dont've any talks related to new ideas,no talks on inventions |
| 00:35:40 |
only great talk on only marks, or else job in USA |
| 00:35:46 |
we dont gain any knowledge here sir... |
| 00:35:48 |
here they only teach us how to bring good marks... |
| 00:35:51 |
now are you going to teach me how to take class? |
| 00:36:16 |
pls sit down |
| 00:36:20 |
today we have our great leader behind us |
| 00:36:22 |
who claims that he can teach better than our highly qualified teachers |
| 00:36:27 |
so today our professor ranchhodas chanchad will teach us engineering |
| 00:36:49 |
we donot have all day |
| 00:37:26 |
you all have 30 secs |
| 00:37:28 |
should find the meaning of the word written on the board |
| 00:37:30 |
if u want u can make use of your books too |
| 00:37:33 |
the one who gets the answer can lift ur hands up |
| 00:37:36 |
we'll see who'll come first and whos last |
| 00:37:41 |
your time starts now |
| 00:38:11 |
time up |
| 00:38:15 |
time up sir time up |
| 00:38:18 |
what? |
| 00:38:19 |
nobody got the answer? |
| 00:38:22 |
now rewind 1 min of life a bit and think |
| 00:38:27 |
when i asked this question.. |
| 00:38:29 |
anybody thought that today we will get something to learn new..? |
| 00:38:33 |
anyone..sir |
| 00:38:38 |
no |
| 00:38:40 |
everyone sunk in race |
| 00:38:43 |
whats the use if u come first studying like this? |
| 00:38:47 |
will you improve your knowledge? no |
| 00:38:49 |
only pressure will increase |
| 00:38:51 |
and this is a college not a PRESSURE COOKER |
| 00:38:55 |
the lion in the circus also learns to sit on the chair fearing the whip held in his owner's hand |
| 00:38:59 |
but we call such a lion as well trained,not well educated |
| 00:39:03 |
hello.... |
| 00:39:04 |
this is not a philosophy class! |
| 00:39:06 |
tell us the meaning of those 2 words, |
| 00:39:09 |
sir actually no such words exists sir |
| 00:39:12 |
these are my friends names |
| 00:39:14 |
farhan and raju |
| 00:39:27 |
quiet |
| 00:39:28 |
non-sense |
| 00:39:30 |
like this you teach engineering? |
| 00:39:32 |
no sir im not teaching you engineering, you know better than me |
| 00:39:37 |
i was teaching you that, how to teach, |
| 00:39:42 |
and i believe that you learn someday for sure sir |
| 00:39:46 |
because i never leave my weaker students hand |
| 00:39:49 |
busted |
| 00:39:52 |
quiet |
| 00:39:55 |
quiet i said |
| 00:39:59 |
i would regret to inform you that your son farhan, raju is goin on wrong routes |
| 00:40:06 |
if u dont take required action their future will be spoiled |
| 00:40:09 |
VIRUS's letters fell down in our homes like an atom bomb |
| 00:40:13 |
there was mourning in hiroshima n nagasaki! |
| 00:40:16 |
and we were invited to both the home to get kicked |
| 00:40:20 |
come come inside |
| 00:40:24 |
see there |
| 00:40:26 |
we could only afford one airconditioner |
| 00:40:31 |
and we didnt keep in our bedroom , we kept it in farhans bedroom |
| 00:40:35 |
i didnt buy car, riding scooter till now |
| 00:40:40 |
invested all money in farhans studies |
| 00:40:43 |
we sacrificed our future for farhan's better future.. did you understand or not? |
| 00:40:48 |
then can u imagine wat i must be going through! |
| 00:40:55 |
hey you took all these photos farhan? |
| 00:40:58 |
quiet |
| 00:40:59 |
he has the ghost of photography in his head |
| 00:41:02 |
he used to take the images of animals and used to say he wanted to become |
| 00:41:07 |
son what was your percentage that year? |
| 00:41:10 |
91 percent |
| 00:41:11 |
did you hear that? |
| 00:41:13 |
from 94 percent straight down to 91 pecent |
| 00:41:20 |
u feel it funny? |
| 00:41:22 |
no no uncle no |
| 00:41:23 |
i was tellin how great pictures he has taken |
| 00:41:25 |
why you makin him an engineer you could've made him a wild life photographer |
| 00:41:29 |
i'm foldin my hands n requesting u |
| 00:41:33 |
please dont spoil my sons future |
| 00:41:37 |
kids |
| 00:41:38 |
come lets eat somethin |
| 00:41:43 |
when you come next time have food and go.... |
| 00:41:49 |
dad though didnt give us food, |
| 00:41:51 |
and atlast to fill our hungry stomach, and to fill the quota of advise |
| 00:41:55 |
we reached raju's home |
| 00:41:58 |
raju's home reminds us about the 1950's black and white films |
| 00:42:02 |
one small bed where his paralysed father rest |
| 00:42:05 |
one coughing mother |
| 00:42:07 |
and one sister at her age of marriage |
| 00:42:10 |
sofa with all springs out |
| 00:42:11 |
and 24 hours running water from terrace |
| 00:42:14 |
mother was retired from school and almost tired everytime... |
| 00:42:19 |
his dad was a postmaster at his age |
| 00:42:21 |
after paralysis he lost his half body and salary completely.... |
| 00:42:25 |
and sister!!! |
| 00:42:26 |
kammo(raju's sister) is 28 now... |
| 00:42:28 |
asking maruthi 800 as dowry... |
| 00:42:30 |
if dont study n all how she'll get married? |
| 00:42:33 |
take lady's finger curry.. hand jee thank you |
| 00:42:34 |
you know wat? lady's finger has now become 12 rupees per kg |
| 00:42:37 |
and cauliflower 10 rupees |
| 00:42:39 |
world is looting all over |
| 00:42:40 |
and upon that your these kind of letters come from college |
| 00:42:44 |
what will we eat?? |
| 00:42:47 |
want paneer?? |
| 00:42:48 |
someday back u get little of paneer in goldsmith's shop |
| 00:42:52 |
want paneer? |
| 00:42:53 |
no no enough |
| 00:42:54 |
mom just leave it keep quiet, what? |
| 00:42:57 |
ok ok, i'll keep quiet |
| 00:43:01 |
earn for kids, work like a servant, and after all these keep mouth shut? |
| 00:43:07 |
hey these all our news if i dont tell it to my son, |
| 00:43:16 |
hey raju |
| 00:43:19 |
it was a big confusion whether we should control our friend or wipe his mother's tears |
| 00:43:25 |
then we thought to leave all these matter, and |
| 00:43:40 |
even his exhema's cream comes for 55 rupees now |
| 00:43:46 |
ewwww... |
| 00:43:47 |
want more roti son??? |
| 00:43:49 |
no no done no stomach filled aunty |
| 00:43:59 |
lady's finger 12 rupees and caulli flower 10 rupees hehheee |
| 00:44:05 |
atleast we offered you some food unlike your hungy father |
| 00:44:09 |
hitler qureshi |
| 00:44:10 |
hanh hanh your mom is mother teresa right?? she was serving us itchy roti, |
| 00:44:13 |
dont make fun of my mother |
| 00:44:15 |
hey leave it, why u all fighting? feelin damn hungry |
| 00:44:18 |
this is the end of month who'll give money his mom mother teresa? |
| 00:44:21 |
to have food doesnt require money dude, uniform is required uniform, |
| 00:44:25 |
watch there.. |
| 00:44:28 |
come |
| 00:44:29 |
come |
| 00:44:32 |
namaste jee namaste |
| 00:44:34 |
ooooo uncle |
| 00:44:39 |
hey listen get us 3 glass of vodka |
| 00:44:42 |
half soda half water |
| 00:44:44 |
what are the starters available? |
| 00:44:45 |
what ever get us two plates each |
| 00:44:47 |
and leave this here |
| 00:44:48 |
and change the music yaar..put some ghazal or something |
| 00:44:50 |
pia what the hell is this? |
| 00:44:52 |
what have you worn?? |
| 00:44:53 |
bloody eighteenth century watch? |
| 00:44:55 |
what people will say? |
| 00:44:58 |
watch suhas's fiance, she is gonna become doctor, |
| 00:45:01 |
and she's wearing a watch just costing 200 bucks? |
| 00:45:03 |
please take it off thank you |
| 00:45:05 |
hi handsome |
| 00:45:06 |
hey aunty, |
| 00:45:08 |
you're looking good |
| 00:45:09 |
dont miss my set darling |
| 00:45:11 |
rubies? |
| 00:45:12 |
from mendelaves.. |
| 00:45:13 |
mendelave wow!!! |
| 00:45:15 |
hey lets go meet david, come i'll show u, ofcourse of course |
| 00:45:21 |
excuse me |
| 00:45:23 |
yes |
| 00:45:24 |
um.. flowers |
| 00:45:27 |
um.. can i take this glass? |
| 00:45:29 |
why? |
| 00:45:30 |
what if u break my head with glass? |
| 00:45:33 |
why should i throw this on you? |
| 00:45:35 |
because im gonna give you some free advises, |
| 00:45:38 |
what? |
| 00:45:39 |
dont ever marry that fool, |
| 00:45:42 |
excuse me |
| 00:45:43 |
he is not a human, he is just a price tag, price tag |
| 00:45:45 |
he'll embarrass you tellin all prices of different thing all your life, |
| 00:45:48 |
your life will be spoiled and your future will be finished, |
| 00:45:51 |
should i give a demo? |
| 00:45:54 |
should i find out whats the price for his shoes? |
| 00:45:57 |
im not gonna ask him, he himself will reveal, just a sec |
| 00:46:08 |
oh my god |
| 00:46:09 |
hey hey |
| 00:46:10 |
what have you done? |
| 00:46:12 |
its a 300 dollar shoes |
| 00:46:14 |
u dropped mint chutney on my 300 dollars shoes! |
| 00:46:17 |
run away, its a free advise, take it or leave it |
| 00:46:20 |
genuine itallian leather hand stiched, |
| 00:46:27 |
dad |
| 00:46:28 |
are these your guests? |
| 00:46:32 |
these are my students |
| 00:46:35 |
why they're here? |
| 00:46:39 |
one sec |
| 00:46:42 |
this is really good dude, smelling very good, |
| 00:46:45 |
hey no space for puri dude, adjust it by side, ohh |
| 00:46:49 |
hi |
| 00:46:50 |
hey hi, |
| 00:46:51 |
you helped me opening up my eyes, thank you so much |
| 00:46:55 |
nothing like that..it was my duty! |
| 00:46:58 |
can i ask you for little more help? |
| 00:47:00 |
ya ya |
| 00:47:01 |
my dad wont allow me to break the engagement with suhas, |
| 00:47:05 |
how great you explain! |
| 00:47:07 |
it would be good if u give a demo for him also, |
| 00:47:09 |
ya ya why not why not? ill give demo |
| 00:47:10 |
raju get me chutney, |
| 00:47:12 |
you're really sweet, |
| 00:47:14 |
where is he, where is your dad? |
| 00:47:16 |
totally behind you, |
| 00:47:18 |
ooh, |
| 00:47:22 |
aal iz well aal iz well |
| 00:47:25 |
run away, its a free advise, take it or leave it |
| 00:47:30 |
what u all doin here? |
| 00:47:32 |
um sir.. we'll go on the stage, give this envelope n come sir |
| 00:47:36 |
give it to me |
| 00:47:37 |
this is my sister's marriage |
| 00:47:39 |
umm. sis sister? |
| 00:47:42 |
sir, totally how many daughters do u have, sir? |
| 00:47:46 |
its empty! |
| 00:47:49 |
as though we dint invite you, |
| 00:47:52 |
you all might be from groom's side right? |
| 00:47:55 |
no sir actually we're from science's side sir |
| 00:47:58 |
how? |
| 00:47:59 |
can you explain? |
| 00:48:00 |
dad, he explains really good, |
| 00:48:03 |
now itself he'll give demo, give |
| 00:48:05 |
um... sir in delhi, |
| 00:48:10 |
and this really affects the marriage too sir |
| 00:48:15 |
that can generate power from all cars that has come in the marriage, |
| 00:48:17 |
ohhh |
| 00:48:19 |
wow |
| 00:48:20 |
and did you make the inverter? |
| 00:48:22 |
sir design is ready sir!!!! |
| 00:48:26 |
um.. where is the design farhan |
| 00:48:28 |
i've given you the design right? |
| 00:48:30 |
aah, i had given to raju, |
| 00:48:32 |
raju design?? |
| 00:48:35 |
sir actually, leave it sir ill make the inverter itself and show you directly, |
| 00:48:39 |
you can only make us fool, not an inverter!!! |
| 00:48:43 |
no sir ill surely make the inverter, |
| 00:48:46 |
and ill give your name for the inverter |
| 00:48:49 |
because after all it had been invented in your daughter's marriage |
| 00:48:54 |
farhan, raju.. i wish to meet both of you in the office tomorrow |
| 00:49:05 |
sir what was your per plate cost sir, |
| 00:49:08 |
we'll pay sir |
| 00:49:09 |
in terms of installment sir |
| 00:49:13 |
and afterward we wont intrude in any marriage sir |
| 00:49:15 |
i wont even enter my marriage also sir, |
| 00:49:17 |
infact i wont marry also sir, even he wont marry also sir |
| 00:49:19 |
hanh hanh, even i wont sir |
| 00:49:22 |
even your parents shouldnt've married |
| 00:49:26 |
2 idiots wouldnt've taken birth in this world |
| 00:49:31 |
sit!!!!!!!! |
| 00:49:42 |
be attention... |
| 00:49:49 |
?????? |
| 00:49:54 |
this is ranchhodas's father's monthly income |
| 00:49:58 |
2.5 crores rupees, |
| 00:50:00 |
now from this, |
| 00:50:01 |
one, or let it be two zero if you remove out... |
| 00:50:05 |
does'nt make much difference to bother, |
| 00:50:08 |
but if one more zero is less, |
| 00:50:14 |
i would worry a little |
| 00:50:16 |
this is your father's monthly income, mr.farhan! |
| 00:50:20 |
ye... yes sir, |
| 00:50:23 |
and now if you make it one more zero less, |
| 00:50:28 |
now this is your family income mr.raju rastogi, |
| 00:50:32 |
big reason to worry, |
| 00:50:38 |
follow viru shastrabhuddi's suggestion, change your rooms |
| 00:50:43 |
and get shifted with chathur ramalingam |
| 00:50:46 |
exams are closer, and if you be with that chanchad, |
| 00:50:49 |
will never pass in exams! |
| 00:51:04 |
#..... opera started......# |
| 00:51:11 |
wanna get shaved? |
| 00:51:12 |
no sir,, |
| 00:51:13 |
then get lost! |
| 00:51:25 |
raju you try to understand, |
| 00:51:26 |
VIRUS is playing games between us, divide and rule |
| 00:51:30 |
dont get scared, |
| 00:51:31 |
had to be scared! |
| 00:51:32 |
for me to get good job, i need good grades, and grades are within his hands, |
| 00:51:36 |
i dont have rich father like you..using whose money, i can spend the rest of my life |
| 00:51:39 |
hey raju what non-sense are you tellin? |
| 00:51:41 |
should we do whatever he says hanh? aal iz well, aal iz well? |
| 00:51:44 |
you'll be the only one who gonna catch his tail not me, |
| 00:51:46 |
now you're crossing the line, |
| 00:51:48 |
no im making line in between, because i have to support my family! |
| 00:51:53 |
mom's half salary has been spend on dad's medicines, |
| 00:51:57 |
sister's marriage is not happening, |
| 00:51:59 |
as the groom wants maruthi 800, |
| 00:52:04 |
from past 5 years |
| 00:52:06 |
mom dint even buy one saree, |
| 00:52:11 |
yaar..now in this argument..if u r getting mother's saree in between..what can i say? |
| 00:52:14 |
yaar so like that how many sarees are reserved for one year? heheh |
| 00:52:18 |
dont make fun of my mother, |
| 00:52:20 |
hey raju we will study, with complete dedication we'll study, |
| 00:52:22 |
but not only to pass exams, |
| 00:52:25 |
some great scholar has told, |
| 00:52:29 |
dont run behind success, |
| 00:52:31 |
excellence |
| 00:52:32 |
follow behind excellence |
| 00:52:33 |
success will come all way behind you, |
| 00:52:36 |
who the great scholar told this? |
| 00:52:37 |
BABA ranchhodas??? |
| 00:52:43 |
hey hey dont take tension yaar, |
| 00:52:44 |
we'll top the exams yaar, nothin is impossible! |
| 00:52:46 |
nothin is impossible? hanh? |
| 00:52:50 |
take this, |
| 00:52:51 |
now put this back, k!! |
| 00:52:55 |
raju changed his train's bogey, |
| 00:52:57 |
now he started the journey(saffar) with chathur, |
| 00:53:00 |
not the "saffar" in hindi, |
| 00:53:02 |
english's SUFFER |
| 00:53:03 |
S |
| 00:53:04 |
SU |
| 00:53:04 |
SUF |
| 00:53:05 |
SUFF |
| 00:53:05 |
SUFFE |
| 00:53:06 |
SUFFER |
| 00:53:06 |
SUFFER hehhehe |
| 00:53:07 |
everyone calls chathur as "silencer" |
| 00:53:09 |
to make his mind even more sharper, |
| 00:53:11 |
he used to eat some bengali BABA's PAN, |
| 00:53:13 |
and he used to leave his HOT AIR!!!! |
| 00:53:18 |
i din do it! |
| 00:53:19 |
raaju.... |
| 00:53:20 |
and he always put the blame on others! |
| 00:53:24 |
SILENCER used to mug up 18 hours a day |
| 00:53:27 |
and during exam's night, he used to distract others from study |
| 00:53:30 |
#.... oooo baby.... come on baby ye.....# |
| 00:53:34 |
he believed in two ways of topping exams |
| 00:53:37 |
one is to get marks by yourself, or try reducing other's marks |
| 00:53:44 |
racho has made the combined plan to teach silencer a lesson, |
| 00:53:51 |
our director sir has done much miracle here, |
| 00:53:58 |
chamatkaar (miracle) means.... |
| 00:53:59 |
i dont want the meaning dubey jee, i'll memorize it.... |
| 00:54:04 |
chathur has been chosen to present introductory speech on teacher's day |
| 00:54:08 |
he wrote speech in pure hindi from librarian dubey jee to impress VIRUS, |
| 00:54:15 |
hello, |
| 00:54:17 |
yes will call, |
| 00:54:18 |
chathur, you've a call |
| 00:54:20 |
dubey jee please keep this print out with you, ill come back in sometime, |
| 00:54:24 |
oohhh even do that work also.... !!! |
| 00:54:30 |
hey dubey jee! |
| 00:54:32 |
director sir has remembered you, ya now |
| 00:54:35 |
ok you give this to chathur , ill come back now |
| 00:54:44 |
helllo, hello |
| 00:54:45 |
hello mr.ramalingam, |
| 00:54:47 |
yes |
| 00:54:48 |
ya im calling from lajpat nagar police station, |
| 00:54:51 |
are you from uganda? |
| 00:54:52 |
h h yes sir, |
| 00:54:54 |
hmmm your life is under risk, |
| 00:54:57 |
wat how? |
| 00:54:58 |
um listen to my instructions carefullly |
| 00:55:02 |
else when you step out from the college gate |
| 00:55:06 |
why ? what happened? |
| 00:55:07 |
by the time chathur recovers from this shock, |
| 00:55:10 |
before that itself racho changed a few words in the speech |
| 00:55:13 |
like..... |
| 00:55:14 |
chamathkaar has become balathkaar |
| 00:55:17 |
had you called me sir? |
| 00:55:18 |
who are you? |
| 00:55:20 |
dubey librarian, |
| 00:55:23 |
im permenant sir, |
| 00:55:25 |
CONGRATULATIONS!! |
| 00:55:27 |
um.. one min one min |
| 00:55:28 |
commisioner sir's call, hold on, |
| 00:55:30 |
excuse me sir sir |
| 00:55:37 |
take phone take it wat to say? |
| 00:55:40 |
ya ya where was i? |
| 00:55:43 |
you were tellin, outside gate, my death |
| 00:55:46 |
hanh! when you go out the gate, you a see a signal in front of you |
| 00:55:51 |
traffic signal!! hanh ok ok |
| 00:55:54 |
when that signal becomes red, |
| 00:55:57 |
all vehicle will stop, |
| 00:56:00 |
ok ok then |
| 00:56:01 |
then you cross the road carefully, |
| 00:56:03 |
you know why son nowadays traffic is huge |
| 00:56:06 |
so like if any vehicle hits you or somethin, you might die, |
| 00:56:10 |
what non-sense i know that! |
| 00:56:13 |
oh u know that, very good son then you are safe, |
| 00:56:16 |
#......became a fool.......# |
| 00:56:22 |
hey SILENCER!!! dubey has given you this, |
| 00:56:24 |
hey you dont call me that CHANCHAD, |
| 00:56:28 |
CHANCHAD |
| 00:56:31 |
director told me that he din call me, |
| 00:56:34 |
he dint call you, i told that he remembered you!! |
| 00:56:38 |
idiots... |
| 00:56:47 |
respected teachers, |
| 00:56:51 |
chief guest minister shri RD tripati ji, |
| 00:56:56 |
students n my dear friends |
| 00:57:01 |
today if ICE is touchin sky high limits, |
| 00:57:07 |
then the credit goes to only one man |
| 00:57:11 |
shri viru sahastrabuddhi.. |
| 00:57:14 |
give him a hand, |
| 00:57:15 |
sir he's sayin it.. |
| 00:57:17 |
but every word is mine |
| 00:57:20 |
he is a great guy, really you are, |
| 00:57:23 |
from past 32 years he had continuosly |
| 00:57:27 |
in this college, |
| 00:57:28 |
he has done rapes upon rapes,,, |
| 00:57:33 |
this means.. miracles upon miracles |
| 00:57:36 |
hope he continues to do so |
| 00:57:41 |
we feel wondered that, |
| 00:57:43 |
how a person in his lifetime can do these many rapes ? |
| 00:57:52 |
with his extreme self discipline.. |
| 00:57:54 |
he's made himself this capable |
| 00:58:00 |
right usage of time |
| 00:58:02 |
complete utilization of bell |
| 00:58:05 |
somebody, learn from him, |
| 00:58:09 |
learn from him, learn from him........ |
| 00:58:11 |
sit down sit down |
| 00:58:14 |
today..we all students are here.. |
| 00:58:18 |
tomorrow, we'll spread across so many countries |
| 00:58:21 |
i promise u all |
| 00:58:23 |
whichever country we are........... there we'll rape!!! |
| 00:58:30 |
we'll enlight the name of ICE!!!!!! |
| 00:58:39 |
we'll show everyone, |
| 00:58:41 |
the capability 2 perform rape that students have over here |
| 00:58:47 |
no other students in across the globe has it!!! |
| 00:58:52 |
no other student, no other student!! |
| 00:58:57 |
respected minister.. |
| 00:58:59 |
namaskar |
| 00:59:00 |
you have given that thing for this institution.... |
| 00:59:04 |
that we needed the most.... |
| 00:59:08 |
money money!!! |
| 00:59:09 |
**** |
| 00:59:14 |
not that.... that means **** |
| 00:59:16 |
what kinda insulting topic is this boy speakin! |
| 00:59:19 |
**** is ther with everyone,.... |
| 00:59:22 |
everyone keeps it hidden........ |
| 00:59:25 |
nobody never gives it...... |
| 00:59:30 |
eeaan eaan??? |
| 00:59:31 |
this guy is too vulgar |
| 00:59:32 |
u have given ur **** in the hands of this rapist |
| 00:59:39 |
now let us see, |
| 00:59:41 |
how he makes use of it......... |
| 00:59:44 |
sahastrabuddhi, dont u have so much of brains |
| 00:59:47 |
indecent guy |
| 00:59:55 |
on this golden occasion, i can recollect a shlok, |
| 00:59:59 |
listen listen..now he'll explain his farting stength in sanskrit |
| 01:00:02 |
uthamam dadadatu paadham |
| 01:00:05 |
paadham??? ooo SILENCER....... |
| 01:00:08 |
madyam paadam..... tuchuk tuchuk. |
| 01:00:13 |
kanishtam thud thudiya paadam |
| 01:00:19 |
sur suriiee............ praana kadakam... |
| 01:00:34 |
see, without understanding if u cram things.. this will be the result, see see |
| 01:00:37 |
By cramming, u can save 4 years of ur college life.. |
| 01:00:41 |
but for the next 40 years of your life, u'll go on getting raped........ |
| 01:00:45 |
aare yaar,we made him understand so much.. |
| 01:00:54 |
madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk... |
| 01:00:57 |
unbelievable yaar.... |
| 01:00:59 |
u done the right point.. rancho |
| 01:01:02 |
how fun it was...... hehe |
| 01:01:04 |
poor fellow dint had any idea...... |
| 01:01:07 |
hey you hey |
| 01:01:08 |
you swines.. |
| 01:01:09 |
in wat way have i harmed u?? |
| 01:01:11 |
eheh ehe |
| 01:01:13 |
hey sorry dude dont take it personally, |
| 01:01:16 |
ill take it personally, |
| 01:01:18 |
chathur ramalingam is not gonna forget this insult, |
| 01:01:21 |
ill think of it every minute, |
| 01:01:25 |
dude leave it, acttually we were giving demo for raju... |
| 01:01:29 |
that dont cram things n study. |
| 01:01:30 |
understand n study..enjoy the beauty of science yaar |
| 01:01:33 |
im not here to enjoy thing... |
| 01:01:35 |
then wat?..are you here 2 rape??or have you come here to rape science!!..tuchuk tuchuk!! |
| 01:01:40 |
laugh.....!!! laugh on my methods.. |
| 01:01:43 |
one day using this methods... |
| 01:01:46 |
i'll become successful n show everyone |
| 01:01:48 |
and then i'll laugh.......... and u'll cry!! |
| 01:01:52 |
yaar, u're boarding the wrong train again |
| 01:01:55 |
dont run behind success...... |
| 01:01:58 |
become a great engineer such that success runs behind u..... |
| 01:02:00 |
these ideals dont work in the real world CHANCHAD |
| 01:02:04 |
u board ur train........... and i'll board mine |
| 01:02:09 |
and after 10 years from now..v'll come back on this same station |
| 01:02:13 |
on this same date, |
| 01:02:15 |
we'll see whose more successful!!! |
| 01:02:19 |
you? |
| 01:02:20 |
or me! |
| 01:02:22 |
do u dare... |
| 01:02:23 |
do u dare...??? |
| 01:02:25 |
then lets bet....tel |
| 01:02:27 |
wil u come.. |
| 01:02:28 |
wil u come..? |
| 01:02:28 |
wil u come..?? |
| 01:02:31 |
wat are u doing yaar? |
| 01:02:33 |
wat has happened to him!! |
| 01:02:38 |
wat is he writing yaar?? |
| 01:02:46 |
dont forget this date....... |
| 01:02:56 |
i'm not used to such expensive gifts,suhas! |
| 01:02:59 |
get used to it pia..u're gonna be suhas tandon's wife!! |
| 01:03:03 |
where's the bill man? |
| 01:03:08 |
i'll be back hanh! |
| 01:03:18 |
u had changed the speech right?..dont lie! |
| 01:03:22 |
oooo...umm..ya |
| 01:03:24 |
wat problem do u have with my dad, hanh? |
| 01:03:26 |
i dont have any problem with him .. |
| 01:03:27 |
i'm making an inverter on his name.....see this |
| 01:03:29 |
oooh.. |
| 01:03:32 |
broke it!! |
| 01:03:34 |
why are u behind my dad, hanh? |
| 01:03:36 |
because he's not running a college, but a factory.!! |
| 01:03:38 |
where donkeys are manufactured every year.... |
| 01:03:40 |
see..see over there..ur donkey |
| 01:03:50 |
how dare u call him a donkey!! |
| 01:03:52 |
then wat else should i call him..??? |
| 01:03:53 |
first he did engineering..then MBA.. |
| 01:03:57 |
if he had to work in a bank only, then why did he do engineering? |
| 01:04:00 |
for such donkeys..life only means profit or loss statement... |
| 01:04:03 |
he's seeing there's profit being with u, tats why he's with u |
| 01:04:05 |
you director's daughter whose gonna be a doctor..its good for his image etc etc |
| 01:04:09 |
he has no attachment with u..... |
| 01:04:12 |
wat do u think of yourself? |
| 01:04:14 |
wat do u mean by sayin suhas is not interested in me? |
| 01:04:16 |
aare..you bought new watch??..one minute..hold this |
| 01:04:20 |
i have to show u demo everytime...... |
| 01:04:23 |
hey suhas! |
| 01:04:26 |
where were u?..i've been looking for u! |
| 01:04:28 |
she lost her watch yaar..she's searchin for it..... |
| 01:04:30 |
wat!!!!..u lost the watch??? |
| 01:04:32 |
aare leave it yaar..get a new one |
| 01:04:33 |
aare it cost 4 lakhs..... |
| 01:04:35 |
4lakhs!!!..mine costs only 150 yaar but shows the same time |
| 01:04:39 |
oh shut up!! |
| 01:04:40 |
how could u be so careless pia!!..this careless attitude is disgusting |
| 01:04:43 |
its disrespectful |
| 01:04:44 |
tat was a limited edition watch u just lost! |
| 01:04:47 |
u got it 4 free..so tats it..now u wear your 18th century watch at dinner.. |
| 01:04:51 |
wat?..wat are u staring at? |
| 01:04:54 |
huh..now u'll start crying..real mature pia |
| 01:04:59 |
i cant handle this..now stop crying n search!! |
| 01:05:16 |
seach for some other hand for this watch..donkey!!! |
| 01:05:25 |
hey..u're solid yaar..u said donkey to him on his face! |
| 01:05:28 |
get lost!! |
| 01:05:29 |
yaar its too much noisy here right..?? |
| 01:05:31 |
she's saying thank u to me..but i hear it as get lost |
| 01:05:33 |
i said get lost only! |
| 01:05:34 |
aare yaar,why're u getting so angry?? |
| 01:05:35 |
do u know..actually you never had loved him at all! |
| 01:05:38 |
wat do u mean? |
| 01:05:40 |
means..whenever he comes infront of u.. |
| 01:05:42 |
have u ever felt like wind is blowing..or dupatta/veil is flying in slow motion?? |
| 01:05:48 |
or the moon looks even bigger in the sky....? |
| 01:05:51 |
such things only happens in a film, not in real life! |
| 01:05:53 |
aare no-no..it happens in real life also....if u love a human, it'll happen... |
| 01:05:56 |
it doesnt happen with donkeys |
| 01:05:59 |
#.... phone ringing...# |
| 01:06:03 |
hello!!..ya |
| 01:06:07 |
wat??.. |
| 01:06:08 |
oh god!!.. |
| 01:06:10 |
ok ok..i'm coming..ya bye bye |
| 01:06:14 |
hey..u're a medical student right? |
| 01:06:16 |
i need ur help..its an emergency..please please! |
| 01:06:19 |
come with me..please |
| 01:06:20 |
aare yaar..u doctors take an oath tat u'll never say no to a patient! |
| 01:06:23 |
wat do u call it..hippocratic oath!! |
| 01:06:26 |
yaar help me yaar..please..its an emergeny..please |
| 01:06:31 |
u barged into my sister's engagement, u broke my engagement |
| 01:06:34 |
dad is taking BP pills because of u |
| 01:06:37 |
and i'm helpin u over here |
| 01:06:40 |
unbelivable!! |
| 01:06:42 |
this hippocratics...it has just ruined doctor's lifes!! |
| 01:06:50 |
aunty, where is raju? |
| 01:06:52 |
he's gone to get a taxi....we called for an ambulance two hours ago.. |
| 01:06:54 |
our country is so weird..there is a guarantee for pizza to reach in 30 mins..but ambulance!! |
| 01:06:58 |
he must be hospitalised..urgently! |
| 01:07:13 |
hey stop man! |
| 01:07:17 |
move..move..move..move |
| 01:07:23 |
move..move..move..move |
| 01:07:28 |
doctor..doctor.. emergency..emergency.. |
| 01:07:31 |
patient |
| 01:07:38 |
keep this with u.. |
| 01:07:40 |
hey raju |
| 01:07:41 |
idiot, u brought dad on a scooter? |
| 01:07:44 |
then should i have sent him through a speed-post..?? |
| 01:07:46 |
dont get into my dad's profession!! |
| 01:07:48 |
where?..where is dad? |
| 01:07:50 |
ask the doctor!!! |
| 01:07:52 |
this was a close call pia... |
| 01:07:53 |
if it wud've been late by 2 or 2.5 hours, then we wud have lost him |
| 01:07:55 |
good that u did not wait for an ambulance n got him on a scooter, |
| 01:08:08 |
rancho.... |
| 01:08:10 |
thank u yaar! |
| 01:08:13 |
idiot, are you saying thank u to a friend....? |
| 01:08:15 |
is tat silencer teaching u manners?hanh? |
| 01:08:17 |
hasnt he told u..... friendship is the biggest sthan of a human! |
| 01:08:22 |
go go..now go..u guys have exam tomorrow,right? |
| 01:08:25 |
aare there are a lot of exams..... but dad is mostly only one.. |
| 01:08:29 |
now we'll take the post master sir n go only then!! |
| 01:08:40 |
racho..forgive me yaar..i was frightened! |
| 01:08:45 |
enough..enough.sshhh..quiet..quiet |
| 01:08:49 |
forgive me..!! |
| 01:08:54 |
enough..quiet! |
| 01:08:58 |
enough..quiet! |
| 01:09:00 |
go..meet dad..n dont go with such a gloomy face |
| 01:09:06 |
go.. |
| 01:09:09 |
thanks yaar |
| 01:09:11 |
go |
| 01:09:16 |
#..... he was our pal......# |
| 01:09:21 |
ur scooty saved a life today..its nice.. |
| 01:09:25 |
how much is it? |
| 01:09:26 |
put chutney n see..might be, it'll tel! |
| 01:09:29 |
aaaaaaeeeee.... |
| 01:09:31 |
hey happy independence day.... |
| 01:09:33 |
but today is not 15th august |
| 01:09:35 |
but it is so for u..now u can wear ur mom's watch whenever u want! |
| 01:09:39 |
nobody will say..y have u worn a 18th century watch n all tat!! |
| 01:09:42 |
bye |
| 01:09:43 |
hey |
| 01:09:46 |
how do u know tat it was my mom's watch? |
| 01:09:49 |
in a sister's wedding..if a girl is nicely dressed head to toe |
| 01:09:53 |
except for an old watch in the hand, wat does it mean? |
| 01:09:58 |
on tat day, u were missin ur mom a lot..right? |
| 01:10:03 |
yes |
| 01:10:06 |
ur mom must have been very beautiful, right? |
| 01:10:09 |
yes, how do u know? |
| 01:10:12 |
have u seen ur dad?.. |
| 01:10:14 |
life is a race..... if u dont run fast.... u'll be like a broken egg of the cuckoo bird |
| 01:11:57 |
today we'll teach you how to prepare chutney |
| 01:12:01 |
this chutney is very useful, |
| 01:12:03 |
this is not only to have, |
| 01:12:07 |
now the bad time has gone for you... |
| 01:12:10 |
now u can leave donkeys and start loving humans |
| 01:12:13 |
time is perfect for startin love.... |
| 01:12:19 |
temperature is constant... and the climate is clear n clean.... |
| 01:12:22 |
and if you felt love for someone.... |
| 01:14:32 |
hello..wake up!! |
| 01:14:35 |
wat..uncle passed away or wat!! wat? |
| 01:14:37 |
no stupid! |
| 01:14:38 |
its already 8:30.. at 9:00,the exam starts..u wanna go or not!! |
| 01:14:41 |
aare yaar..how can u leave him alone here n go! |
| 01:14:44 |
i'm there, doctors are there..n its only a matter of 3 hours |
| 01:14:47 |
comeon..take my scooter n go..now come on go..its getting late |
| 01:14:50 |
hey!! |
| 01:14:54 |
why have u worn an old watch! |
| 01:15:02 |
go!! |
| 01:15:21 |
sorry sir..we were late..emergency!! |
| 01:15:29 |
settle down there! |
| 01:15:34 |
sir they r still writing!! |
| 01:15:37 |
hello..time up!! |
| 01:15:39 |
sir..5 minutes sir..we were half-an hour late! |
| 01:15:43 |
examiner looked at us like we asked for both his kidneys!! |
| 01:15:48 |
but we still continued to write |
| 01:15:50 |
while he was busy arranging papers according to roll numbers |
| 01:16:02 |
its over sir |
| 01:16:03 |
u're late!.. i cant take ur papers |
| 01:16:06 |
sir,please sir |
| 01:16:11 |
sir, do u know, who we are? |
| 01:16:14 |
even if u are prime minister's son, i wont accept ur paper! |
| 01:16:19 |
sir do u know our names n roll numbers?? |
| 01:16:23 |
no..who are u guys? |
| 01:16:26 |
u dont know..then..run run run run |
| 01:16:30 |
hey..wats ur roll number? |
| 01:16:33 |
where is it.. |
| 01:16:36 |
where is his paper? |
| 01:16:39 |
aaaahhh! |
| 01:16:43 |
today the results were gonna come |
| 01:16:45 |
scared and innocent!..all were busy striking a deal with god |
| 01:16:49 |
god..please save me with electronics, i'll break coconuts! |
| 01:16:52 |
oh snake-god!..save my physics..i shall send one litre milk everyday! |
| 01:16:57 |
oh cow-god!..just..just get me passing marks |
| 01:17:00 |
god..i'll treat malati n sangeeta like my sisters..please save my results |
| 01:17:05 |
god..god..i'll offer 100RS per month..surely god!..promise! |
| 01:17:09 |
nowadays, traffic constables also dont accept 100RS..as if god wud fall for it! |
| 01:17:15 |
check..check..check from below..check from below |
| 01:17:18 |
its your's yaar.. in the last |
| 01:17:22 |
and your's? |
| 01:17:25 |
second last! |
| 01:17:27 |
and rancho? |
| 01:17:33 |
its not there yaar! |
| 01:17:35 |
my heart sank, |
| 01:17:37 |
not because we were last but because our friend had failed! |
| 01:17:42 |
not posibble!. |
| 01:17:43 |
its fine chatur |
| 01:17:43 |
there is a mistake!..its not possible! |
| 01:17:46 |
this is injustice..injustice..oh god!! |
| 01:17:51 |
why is this idiot silencer shouting so much? |
| 01:17:54 |
he has come second.... |
| 01:17:56 |
idiot..whose first then? |
| 01:18:00 |
rancho! |
| 01:18:04 |
rancho...idiot.. |
| 01:18:07 |
move..move yaar |
| 01:18:12 |
we learnt something about human behaviour tat day |
| 01:18:15 |
if ur friend fails, u feel sad!.. |
| 01:18:17 |
but if ur friend comes first..u feel even more sad! |
| 01:18:21 |
on tat day..we were sad.. |
| 01:18:22 |
but there were two more people who were sadder than us |
| 01:18:26 |
ranchhoddas chhanchad..first row..right of the director! |
| 01:18:30 |
uday sinha..second row..third seat! |
| 01:18:34 |
alok mittal..second row..fifth seat! |
| 01:18:41 |
sir..is it compulsory to sit acccording to our ranks? |
| 01:18:45 |
why, do u have any problem? |
| 01:18:46 |
sir, i have problem with entire grading system itself! |
| 01:18:49 |
its like caste-system sir!..A grade students-kings, C grade students-slaves! |
| 01:18:54 |
its not nice sir! |
| 01:18:55 |
do u have a better idea for this? |
| 01:18:57 |
yes sir, i do have! |
| 01:18:59 |
results should not be put up on a notice board.... |
| 01:19:02 |
why should we exhibit someone's weakness in front of all? |
| 01:19:06 |
now sir..if in ur blood test, the haemoglobin count is less.,. |
| 01:19:10 |
will the doctor give u tonic..or put up ur report on the TV? |
| 01:19:14 |
u see sir! |
| 01:19:15 |
so basically wat u're saying is i must go to each one's room one-by-one n say results in their ears! |
| 01:19:22 |
u've come first..u've come second..i'm so sorry, u failed! |
| 01:19:29 |
no sir,i dint mean tat way |
| 01:19:31 |
but the thing is..grade creates divide..divide |
| 01:19:35 |
now see..i've come first so i'm sitting with u.. |
| 01:19:37 |
whereas my friends have come last.. |
| 01:19:40 |
atleat they r sitting in a corner now..if they continue being with u, |
| 01:19:44 |
neither will they pass nor any company will give them jobs! |
| 01:19:47 |
sir, they'll find a job some how sir.... |
| 01:19:49 |
there wil be atleast few companies.. |
| 01:19:55 |
its not like tat sir..they'll find a job.. i guarentee |
| 01:19:59 |
oh..u guarentee it..u guarantee it! |
| 01:20:01 |
bets..bet?? |
| 01:20:06 |
govind.... |
| 01:20:11 |
if even one among those two get a job in the campus interview.. |
| 01:20:16 |
then shave my moustache! |
| 01:20:18 |
ok sir!! |
| 01:20:21 |
happy? |
| 01:20:24 |
happy sir! |
| 01:20:29 |
woahhhh!!!!.. |
| 01:20:31 |
by using car's horn..u wanna hide ur horn..idiot! |
| 01:20:34 |
idiot.. septic tank..u had the churan again...?? |
| 01:20:37 |
i dint do it.. |
| 01:20:38 |
raaaaju!!! hanh..... |
| 01:20:39 |
we've been very used to this hot air from those days.. |
| 01:20:41 |
this idiot is only responsible for global warming! |
| 01:21:08 |
give me..give me ur wallet..i'll go n buy a pant! |
| 01:21:11 |
leave it yaar..wear this chatur ramaalingam's suit's pant! |
| 01:21:14 |
hey dont u touch my suit! |
| 01:21:16 |
leave it yaar..rancho wil recognise u even without the pant! |
| 01:21:19 |
hey Mr.,where's this address? |
| 01:21:20 |
brother, if i was so educated....would i be selling groundnuts? |
| 01:21:23 |
he doesnt know to read |
| 01:21:24 |
but atleast he knows to speak! |
| 01:21:26 |
brother..here in shimla..is there any ranchhodas chhanchad?? |
| 01:21:29 |
yes..yes..he stays over there! |
| 01:21:32 |
#....he was like the fleeting wind.....# |
| 01:21:36 |
lets go! |
| 01:21:38 |
#....like a fluttering kite.....# |
| 01:21:46 |
#..... where did he go? let find him!......# |
| 01:21:50 |
oye chatur..here's is ur bottle of churan! |
| 01:21:51 |
oh thanks..where did u find it? |
| 01:21:53 |
it was in the pocket! |
| 01:21:53 |
hey..how dare u!..tats my pant.. |
| 01:21:55 |
hey wat mine..wat ur's..its written in gita! |
| 01:21:57 |
hey shut up... remove pants |
| 01:21:58 |
hey wat are u doing yaar!..people will misinterpret! |
| 01:22:01 |
hey leave.. |
| 01:22:02 |
hey i want it now! |
| 01:22:18 |
wat happened? |
| 01:22:21 |
rancho's dad! |
| 01:22:25 |
brother, where can i find ranchhodas? |
| 01:22:28 |
he's sittin over there... |
| 01:22:30 |
thank you... |
| 01:22:53 |
rancho |
| 01:22:55 |
yes |
| 01:22:57 |
oh sorry.. we wish to meet ranchhodas |
| 01:23:01 |
i'm only ranchhodas..tel me? |
| 01:23:03 |
no..ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad |
| 01:23:08 |
i'm only ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad..tel me? |
| 01:23:16 |
rancho....take care of yourself! |
| 01:23:37 |
ranchhodas chhanchad!!! |
| 01:23:45 |
raju!! |
| 01:24:14 |
yaar..i must be the first man in history who travelled from delhi to shimla in underwear that too ..to meet a wrong person! |
| 01:24:18 |
yaar..the same name..the same degree..n the same photo |
| 01:24:22 |
but the person is different..wats the matter!..i'm unable to understand! |
| 01:24:25 |
but from where did silencer get rancho's address? |
| 01:24:29 |
yes! |
| 01:24:31 |
oye chatur!..come here |
| 01:24:34 |
hey..hey.. |
| 01:24:38 |
how dare u open this..i got this from san francisco |
| 01:24:42 |
its hand-made biscuit.. |
| 01:24:45 |
specially for Mr.phunsuk wangdu! |
| 01:24:47 |
phunsuk bangdu...now who is this? |
| 01:24:50 |
wangdu..wangdu..'W'..'W'...phunsuk wangdu.. |
| 01:24:54 |
do u know who that is?? |
| 01:24:56 |
he's a great scientist...400 patents..the world wants him! |
| 01:25:00 |
i have been chasing him from past one year..n the meeting has been fixed now! |
| 01:25:04 |
u know..once he signs a deal with my company..i'll be huge!..huge! |
| 01:25:10 |
now stop praising this wangdu n |
| 01:25:14 |
u should be thanking phunsuk wangdu..its because of him, tat i found a clue |
| 01:25:19 |
see this..my secretary tracey was here last month to arrange a meeting with phunsuk wangdu |
| 01:25:26 |
tracey cudnt get an appointment with phunsuk but i got rancho |
| 01:25:31 |
i checked shimla's phone directory..in that the name was..chhanchad ranchhodas |
| 01:25:36 |
then how did his appearance change?? |
| 01:25:44 |
only one man can answer this! |
| 01:25:47 |
i'm sorry dad!.. |
| 01:25:49 |
i cudnt fulfil ur last wish! |
| 01:25:53 |
u kept on telling..take me to haridwar..take me to haridwar |
| 01:25:57 |
but i was waiting for the highway's tender to be opened |
| 01:26:01 |
the tender opened over there |
| 01:26:03 |
and u closed ur eyes over here! |
| 01:26:09 |
i'm so sorry dad!.. |
| 01:26:12 |
i could not be a good son! |
| 01:26:14 |
what are u saying yaar?.. |
| 01:26:15 |
u have become such a great engineer, |
| 01:26:18 |
u r a very good son! |
| 01:26:22 |
how dare u enter my property without my permission, hanh? |
| 01:26:25 |
i'll put u behind bars! |
| 01:26:27 |
u'll go behind bars, idiot! |
| 01:26:29 |
we have investigated everything.. |
| 01:26:30 |
on the basis of ICE degree, u're taking these highway contracts and hydro projects |
| 01:26:34 |
this degree belongs to our friend..how did it come to u? |
| 01:26:51 |
its a 150 hectares property..i'll blow off ur heads and bury u in a corner..nobody will get to know!.. |
| 01:26:57 |
get the point!..now get lost! |
| 01:27:05 |
i'm taking dad's ashes and going to haridwar..if u say, i'll even take ur bones along with that! |
| 01:27:16 |
lift the dad!!!! |
| 01:27:21 |
over there..there there |
| 01:27:26 |
leave my dad! |
| 01:27:29 |
aeeeeee.. |
| 01:27:30 |
tell who u are..or else i shall immerse ur dad's ashes over here itself |
| 01:27:32 |
handover dad to me! |
| 01:27:34 |
dad's ashes wont go to ganga..they'll go into the gutter!! |
| 01:27:36 |
aeeee...remove dad from the pot...remove from the pot! |
| 01:27:38 |
if u press the trigger then i'll press the flush! |
| 01:27:39 |
see, 'll count till three..tats it!.. |
| 01:27:41 |
hey..whom are u scaring, hanh?..shoot! |
| 01:27:43 |
raju,put it in! |
| 01:27:47 |
one.. |
| 01:27:48 |
hey..we'll go to hell but along with that we'll even finish ur dad!..got it |
| 01:27:54 |
two.. |
| 01:27:55 |
then strain-strain n remove ur dad using a strainer! |
| 01:27:57 |
wat? |
| 01:27:59 |
we got the wrong one..this one is empty. |
| 01:28:02 |
empty??? |
| 01:28:05 |
empty?? |
| 01:28:06 |
empty..v'll empty it! |
| 01:28:08 |
no no |
| 01:28:09 |
v'll empty it..v'll empty it..i'm tellin u..v'll empty it |
| 01:28:12 |
noooooooo...hands up! |
| 01:28:16 |
come on tel..tel, who you are? |
| 01:28:19 |
aare, i'm ranchhodas yaa! |
| 01:28:21 |
aeeeeeeeeeee |
| 01:28:22 |
no..i swear on dad..i swear on dad..i'm tellin the truth yaar! |
| 01:28:24 |
i'm ranchhodas..he was chhote! |
| 01:28:27 |
chhote?????? |
| 01:28:30 |
he was the son of our gardener.. |
| 01:28:32 |
everyone used to call him chhote! |
| 01:28:36 |
even after his mom-dad passed away...dad let him stay in the house! |
| 01:28:40 |
he used to do odd house-hold works..u know |
| 01:28:44 |
changing bulbs..gettin eggs n bread..ironing..like |
| 01:28:50 |
he was very much interested in studies! |
| 01:28:54 |
he used to wear my old uniform n get into the school |
| 01:28:59 |
whichever class he liked..he would go n sit in that one! |
| 01:29:02 |
i used to take advantage of that.. |
| 01:29:04 |
i used to make him do my homework also |
| 01:29:07 |
and make him write my exam papers also |
| 01:29:08 |
i was having a good time! |
| 01:29:10 |
then one day.. |
| 01:29:12 |
master ji saw that a sixth standard child was solving a tenth standard problem |
| 01:29:17 |
which class u r in,son?..wats ur name? |
| 01:29:21 |
we were caught |
| 01:29:23 |
dad was a big man so master ji thought its better to tell him before telling the principal! |
| 01:29:28 |
u've beginned this..then u only wil end it! |
| 01:29:35 |
the whole himachal salutes in front of me.. |
| 01:29:38 |
but as soon as i turn away....behind my back, |
| 01:29:41 |
they call me an illiterate! |
| 01:29:44 |
this wont happen with my son! |
| 01:29:47 |
he wants education...and me..just..degree |
| 01:29:52 |
let it continue as it is...make this boy an engineer |
| 01:29:57 |
ranchhodas chhanchad's degree..over there..on that wall i want |
| 01:30:03 |
i went away to london for four years ..n he kept studyin in ICE using my name |
| 01:30:08 |
he had a deal with my dad that after gettin a degree from ICE |
| 01:30:11 |
he wont meet anyone from ICE in his whole lifetime! |
| 01:30:16 |
he usually said..i wont go meet anyone..but one day two idiots will come searching for me |
| 01:30:23 |
then wat wil u do? |
| 01:30:29 |
he misses u both a lot! |
| 01:30:33 |
i'll give u the address.. |
| 01:30:35 |
go meet him.. |
| 01:30:39 |
but dont tel my secret to anyone yaar..please! |
| 01:30:45 |
which secret? |
| 01:30:57 |
aeeeeeeeeee |
| 01:30:59 |
sir ji..u got d wrong glass..big sir is in this |
| 01:31:04 |
hey wat d hell is goin on?.. |
| 01:31:05 |
who was that gun man? |
| 01:31:07 |
aare its a very complicated story n it is without subtitles |
| 01:31:10 |
ignore it..ignore it |
| 01:31:11 |
where are we going? |
| 01:31:13 |
ladakh |
| 01:31:14 |
ladakh?..why?? |
| 01:31:16 |
to meet rancho! |
| 01:31:17 |
is he in ladakh? |
| 01:31:19 |
what he doing over there? |
| 01:31:21 |
dont know..but this is a school's address! |
| 01:31:24 |
school teacher..he he he..master ji! |
| 01:31:28 |
i'm vice-president of rockledge corporation! |
| 01:31:31 |
and he..A for apple..B for Ball |
| 01:31:34 |
D for donkey |
| 01:31:35 |
next week, i'll be signing a multi-million dollar deal with phunshuk wangdu! |
| 01:31:40 |
and he..A for apple..B for ball |
| 01:31:47 |
today, my respect grew even more for that Idiot rancho! |
| 01:31:50 |
we all went to college only to get a degree.... |
| 01:31:53 |
if we dont have a degree, we wont have a job! |
| 01:31:55 |
if u dont have a job, no father will give his daughter's hand |
| 01:31:57 |
bank wont give credit card, n world wont respect us... |
| 01:32:01 |
but that idiot came to college, not for the degree but to study! |
| 01:32:05 |
he wasnt afraid to come last or greedy to come first! |
| 01:32:08 |
who was the first man to step on the moon? |
| 01:32:11 |
neil armstrong sir! |
| 01:32:13 |
obviously its neil armstrong, we all know it..but who was the second man? |
| 01:32:16 |
dont waste ur time, its not important! |
| 01:32:18 |
nobody remembers the man who ever came second! |
| 01:32:21 |
after two monthes..26 companies will come to this college to offer jobs to u all! |
| 01:32:27 |
that means before ur final exams, |
| 01:32:31 |
u'll have jobs on ur hands! |
| 01:32:33 |
this is ur last act my friends! |
| 01:32:36 |
put the medal on the pedal..press the accelerator |
| 01:32:43 |
any questions? |
| 01:32:47 |
yes.. |
| 01:32:49 |
sir, suppose any student gets a job and..... |
| 01:32:54 |
he fails in the finals by 1-2 marks.. |
| 01:32:58 |
then will the job remain or....? |
| 01:33:00 |
very good question |
| 01:33:04 |
is there any other person, in whose mind, the same question is arising? |
| 01:33:08 |
as expected |
| 01:33:12 |
please come on stage, everyone give them a big hand..come on the stage..come |
| 01:33:21 |
come...come..dont waste time! |
| 01:33:26 |
from past four years, they have been the most consistent students of ICE! |
| 01:33:31 |
because consistently, they've come last in every exam |
| 01:33:35 |
come my geniuses..come |
| 01:33:38 |
if we remove these two people's brains n sell in the market, we'll get a very gud price! |
| 01:33:44 |
because they r unused brain..never have been used! |
| 01:33:49 |
n to answer to their question |
| 01:33:51 |
whether they paas or fail, its not gonna affect their jobs |
| 01:33:54 |
because they r not gonna get jobs at all! |
| 01:33:57 |
i guarentee it |
| 01:33:59 |
their names will be written in gold |
| 01:34:02 |
FARHANITRATE n PRERAJULISATION!.. |
| 01:34:05 |
give them a big hand please..everybody! |
| 01:34:15 |
idiot, he raped completely... |
| 01:34:18 |
collective rape u know..in front of..in front of everyone! |
| 01:34:23 |
god...i'll stop eating non-veg..i'll light thousands of incense sticks! |
| 01:34:28 |
do only one thing.. |
| 01:34:30 |
take away VIRUS from this world! |
| 01:34:34 |
burn him in hell.. |
| 01:34:37 |
make hot pakkodas of him in hot oil....god.. |
| 01:34:41 |
aeee |
| 01:34:42 |
are u giving god a contract to kill? |
| 01:34:45 |
idiot u sit quietly, hanh.. |
| 01:34:47 |
idiot every year u sit in the centre with VIRUS n take photo |
| 01:34:49 |
while we'll be rotting in the side |
| 01:34:52 |
this year i think we'll be finished out of the photo itself! |
| 01:34:55 |
aee.. |
| 01:34:57 |
do u know why i come first? |
| 01:34:59 |
why? |
| 01:35:00 |
because i'm in love with machines |
| 01:35:02 |
engineering is my passion..passion |
| 01:35:05 |
do u know wats ur passion? |
| 01:35:09 |
hey tats my bag.. |
| 01:35:10 |
keep quiet man! |
| 01:35:11 |
wat are u doin, rancho? |
| 01:35:13 |
hey.. |
| 01:35:15 |
this is ur passion..this..this |
| 01:35:18 |
go n post this letter.. |
| 01:35:20 |
but wat is it? |
| 01:35:24 |
5 years ago, he had written this letter to his favorite wild life photographer! |
| 01:35:28 |
andre..isthawa |
| 01:35:30 |
ya..isthawa |
| 01:35:32 |
he wanted to go to him..go to hungary n learn work from him! |
| 01:35:36 |
but fearing his dad, due to hitler qureshi, he never posted the letter at all! |
| 01:35:41 |
aare..quit engineering..n become a wild life photographer! |
| 01:35:46 |
do that work which u are talented in! |
| 01:35:51 |
if lata mangeshkar's dad would have told her to become a fast bowler |
| 01:35:55 |
or sachin tendulkar's father would have told him to be a singer.. |
| 01:35:59 |
then think..where would they stand today! |
| 01:36:03 |
are u understanding, what i'm sayin? |
| 01:36:09 |
idiot..he loves animals but is marrying machines! |
| 01:36:12 |
ae |
| 01:36:16 |
baba ranchhodas.. |
| 01:36:19 |
my girlfriend n wife..both are engineering itself |
| 01:36:24 |
then y do i come last..tel? |
| 01:36:28 |
because u are a coward..coward |
| 01:36:31 |
see this..see his hand..the fingers are less..and the rings are more |
| 01:36:36 |
one for exam..one for sister's marriage n one for job |
| 01:36:41 |
aare..if u fear so much from the future..u think u can live? |
| 01:36:45 |
and where wil u focus on today? |
| 01:36:48 |
i've got weird friends yaar |
| 01:36:49 |
one fears and lives..and one idiot..dies and lives! |
| 01:36:52 |
heyy |
| 01:36:53 |
but u idiot..do both the things.. |
| 01:36:55 |
u fear also and die also... |
| 01:36:57 |
ae..i dont fear! |
| 01:36:59 |
hey..listen |
| 01:37:00 |
he dies on pia and fears to tell |
| 01:37:04 |
aaaaaaaahehheee |
| 01:37:06 |
go go..get lost |
| 01:37:08 |
its easy to give free advise dude but difficult to follow it |
| 01:37:12 |
if u dare..then go n tell pia..tel |
| 01:37:16 |
hey from where n all u guys r connecting things.. |
| 01:37:18 |
there's full connection baba |
| 01:37:20 |
listen to me..listen to me |
| 01:37:22 |
what i say is..if u go and tell pia about what u feeling |
| 01:37:25 |
then even i'll go and tel my dad that i wanna be a photographer.. |
| 01:37:30 |
yes |
| 01:37:31 |
even i'll remove all my rings and go to give interview |
| 01:37:34 |
now say |
| 01:37:38 |
say..do u dare.. |
| 01:37:40 |
baba rancchodas rolled his tongue back....what will he say? |
| 01:37:47 |
come.. |
| 01:37:53 |
come... |
| 01:37:54 |
where... where.? |
| 01:37:59 |
mmm hmm.. come... |
| 01:38:01 |
veeru, |
| 01:38:03 |
jay has come veeru!!! |
| 01:38:05 |
see..see if there's any dog! |
| 01:38:07 |
hey cowards...im not afraid of anythin....come! |
| 01:38:09 |
hey u guys get in..if there's any danger outside..i'll give VIRUS alert! |
| 01:38:24 |
idiot..VIRUS..old man! |
| 01:38:44 |
hey |
| 01:38:45 |
shall i give background music? |
| 01:38:47 |
pia? |
| 01:38:48 |
sshhhhh..dont shout.. |
| 01:38:52 |
i'm ranchhodas chhanchad |
| 01:38:56 |
listen to me for 2mins then i'll go away |
| 01:39:00 |
[raju singing...... on background] |
| 01:39:02 |
pia, |
| 01:39:04 |
the 22minutes tat i spent with u on the scooter |
| 01:39:09 |
those were the most beautiful 22minutes of my life! |
| 01:39:18 |
i can spend the rest of my life on the scooter with u |
| 01:39:23 |
wow! |
| 01:39:25 |
#.......everythin is still.......# |
| 01:39:29 |
do u know..u come on scooter everyday wearin a bride's costume in my dreams! |
| 01:39:39 |
instead of the veil... takes off ur helmet! |
| 01:39:45 |
and you come near me to kiss me |
| 01:39:50 |
but that kiss wont happen yaar... |
| 01:39:53 |
why? |
| 01:39:55 |
beacuse nose comes in between and then i wake up |
| 01:39:59 |
nose doesnt come in between, stupid |
| 01:40:04 |
i'm sorry..i thought u were pia.. |
| 01:40:09 |
i wish i was |
| 01:40:10 |
sister, why did u interrupt in between? |
| 01:40:12 |
he took 4 years to say this |
| 01:40:14 |
pia kiss him n tell him, nose doesnt come in between |
| 01:40:17 |
you have my permission |
| 01:40:18 |
kiss him yaar..hez so cute |
| 01:40:21 |
who is this? |
| 01:40:22 |
sister |
| 01:40:23 |
who r u? |
| 01:40:33 |
do u know..when u were speakin..he kicked..first time! |
| 01:40:37 |
he..how do u know its a he or she? |
| 01:40:41 |
dad had asked the astrologer.. |
| 01:40:43 |
he wanted to know,is an engineer coming home or a doctor? |
| 01:40:46 |
means? |
| 01:40:47 |
means if its a boy, then its an engineer and if its a gal, then its a doctor |
| 01:40:50 |
oye champ..u stay inside itself..outside there's a lot of circus! |
| 01:40:56 |
and the circus's ringmaster, your granfather will spin the hunter and say run! |
| 01:41:03 |
life is a race..run..be an engineer |
| 01:41:06 |
but you become watever your heart says |
| 01:41:10 |
if he scares you too much |
| 01:41:12 |
keep a hand on ur heart n say AAL IZZ WEll! |
| 01:41:16 |
he kicked! |
| 01:41:19 |
say again ..AAL IZZ WELL! |
| 01:41:22 |
ALL IZZ WEll! |
| 01:41:23 |
yes..he kicked..he kicked..pia |
| 01:41:28 |
say ALL IZZ WELL!. |
| 01:41:34 |
.ALL IZZ WELL! |
| 01:41:40 |
goooooooo! |
| 01:41:42 |
you send letter to my dad!.... take this pee-mail freely from us |
| 01:41:47 |
pigeon..go go go.. |
| 01:41:49 |
pigeon go go go... |
| 01:41:52 |
pigeon go go go |
| 01:41:54 |
whoz it? |
| 01:41:57 |
whoz it? |
| 01:41:58 |
your coming son-in-law..idiotic VIRUS..and marriage attenders! |
| 01:42:02 |
rastogi!! |
| 01:42:06 |
security..that way..that way!!! |
| 01:42:35 |
so u all have already learnt about the simple pendulum |
| 01:42:39 |
now lets get down to the advanced study about compound pendulum |
| 01:42:43 |
its an irregular object oscillating about its own axis |
| 01:42:48 |
let me demonstrate to u |
| 01:42:50 |
wats this?? |
| 01:42:51 |
pencil |
| 01:42:52 |
wats inside it? |
| 01:42:53 |
lead! |
| 01:42:54 |
good! lead is the axis to this pencil |
| 01:42:57 |
even u can be a compound pendulum if u osscilate about |
| 01:43:06 |
where is raju rastogi? |
| 01:43:08 |
present sir! |
| 01:43:16 |
hi..everybody is here |
| 01:43:20 |
good morning sir.. |
| 01:43:22 |
where were u last night? |
| 01:43:23 |
sir, he was studyin sir..he was studyin whole night sir! |
| 01:43:27 |
really? |
| 01:43:28 |
he hasnt slept since two nights, thats why he's lookin like this sir! |
| 01:43:31 |
wat are u sayin! |
| 01:43:31 |
wat were u studyin? |
| 01:43:33 |
ummmm.. |
| 01:43:34 |
induction motors sir..induction motor..he studied fully sir..induction motor! |
| 01:43:39 |
in tat case, mr.raju rastogi.. |
| 01:43:41 |
yes sir........ |
| 01:43:42 |
can u tel me how an induction motor starts? |
| 01:43:45 |
brrrrm.. |
| 01:43:46 |
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. |
| 01:43:49 |
brrrrrrrrrr..... |
| 01:43:52 |
stop it! |
| 01:43:53 |
brrrrrrrrrrmmm brmmmmm brmm brm |
| 01:44:01 |
sir..rum!! |
| 01:44:04 |
mr.rastogi, lets have a cup of tea in my office |
| 01:44:14 |
sir |
| 01:44:16 |
close the door |
| 01:44:22 |
do u know how to type? |
| 01:44:24 |
yes sir |
| 01:44:25 |
can u type a letter for me? |
| 01:44:28 |
definitely sir |
| 01:44:30 |
come sit |
| 01:44:31 |
sir i'm sorry sir |
| 01:44:35 |
please type |
| 01:44:37 |
dear sir, |
| 01:44:39 |
it is my painful duty to inform u that ur son is restigated.. |
| 01:44:47 |
no no sorry..delete it delete it..go back! |
| 01:44:50 |
ur son mr.raju rastogi |
| 01:44:55 |
is restigated from the IMPERIAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING! |
| 01:45:00 |
come on..type type..come on..go on |
| 01:45:08 |
dad will die sir.... |
| 01:45:10 |
please type |
| 01:45:11 |
sir,please sir |
| 01:45:12 |
my decision is final and irrevokable! |
| 01:45:17 |
he's living only in a hope that he could see me becoming an engineer sir! |
| 01:45:23 |
you could've thought of this before you pissed in front of my doors... |
| 01:45:27 |
sir give me one more chance sir, please..just one chance |
| 01:45:31 |
sir please sir |
| 01:45:37 |
ok..remove ur name from the letter |
| 01:45:41 |
and put rancchodas chhanchad's name! |
| 01:45:45 |
i know he was with you last night! |
| 01:45:48 |
be my witness and i wont remove u from the college |
| 01:45:55 |
you have 7.5 minutes with you..to think |
| 01:46:44 |
#......we wont let you go .......# |
| 01:46:50 |
#.......we shall not let you leave.......# |
| 01:46:57 |
#.......even if god might summon you.......# |
| 01:47:01 |
#.....but we are not the one who fear him.....# |
| 01:47:04 |
#.....we are standing here in this ground with resolve.....# |
| 01:47:10 |
#.....take out our eyes from our pal....# |
| 01:47:13 |
#....no matter how hard you try.....# |
| 01:47:16 |
#....we're not gonna let you leave lik this.....# |
| 01:47:23 |
#......we wont let you go .......# |
| 01:47:30 |
#.......we shall not let you leave.......# |
| 01:47:37 |
rancho, look at that monitor |
| 01:47:40 |
raju! |
| 01:47:43 |
the body is paralyzed due to the shock |
| 01:47:45 |
but the mind is alert |
| 01:47:47 |
he can see us and hear us! |
| 01:47:49 |
please aunty, dont cry in front of him! |
| 01:47:52 |
talk to him normally.. motivate him.. crack jokes.. keep him happy |
| 01:47:59 |
oye raju, we have a good news yaar |
| 01:48:01 |
dad is become proper yaar.... that new medicine worked! |
| 01:48:04 |
its rastogi family's tradition tat.. |
| 01:48:07 |
if one man gets up.. the other man will lie down! |
| 01:48:11 |
comeon comeon..getup now |
| 01:48:13 |
your dad is askin for pia's scooter? |
| 01:48:15 |
wat do u say?..shall i give it? |
| 01:48:16 |
wont he bang it? |
| 01:48:24 |
hey raju, farhan wants to tell u somethin |
| 01:48:26 |
on the webcam..live from the hostel! |
| 01:48:30 |
see this..virus has cancelled ur suspension..problem solved |
| 01:48:34 |
comeon..wake up atleast now! |
| 01:48:35 |
everythin is solved... |
| 01:48:37 |
oye..are u listening....hey |
| 01:48:41 |
rastogi!! |
| 01:49:37 |
see this..mom bought a new saree..new saree |
| 01:49:40 |
brand new |
| 01:49:41 |
it costs 2000 bucks son..see |
| 01:49:43 |
atleast get up now..idiot |
| 01:49:45 |
not one..she bought ten sarees..ten! |
| 01:49:48 |
see |
| 01:49:50 |
oye raju |
| 01:49:52 |
raju..tel me,how do i look? |
| 01:50:26 |
hey..kammo |
| 01:50:28 |
have u heard about kammo? |
| 01:50:31 |
aare, kammo's marriage has been fixed |
| 01:50:34 |
and tat too..without any dowry! |
| 01:50:37 |
hey..bridegroom..the bridegroom doesnt want maruti 800 |
| 01:50:40 |
doesnt want anything..wants kammo..only kammo.. |
| 01:50:44 |
hanh... |
| 01:50:46 |
n do u know whoz the bridegroom? |
| 01:50:48 |
yes |
| 01:50:49 |
whoz the bridegroom? |
| 01:50:50 |
guess it |
| 01:50:51 |
u know him very well |
| 01:50:52 |
hanh... |
| 01:50:53 |
he loves animals a lot |
| 01:50:54 |
hanh..???!! |
| 01:50:55 |
and ..and he's gonna be a wild life photographer! |
| 01:50:57 |
hey keep quiet!..keep quiet! |
| 01:50:58 |
didnt flash?? |
| 01:51:00 |
aare,its our farhan yaar! |
| 01:51:03 |
as if our farhan will take dowry from u ppl! |
| 01:51:07 |
aare, our farhan will marry ur sister..farhan! |
| 01:51:12 |
and that too..free..free..free |
| 01:51:17 |
hey..hey.. |
| 01:51:20 |
hey..hey raju |
| 01:51:24 |
raju |
| 01:51:25 |
if we would have given 1 kilo lady's finger and 1/2 kilo paneer freely to that idiot, |
| 01:51:28 |
even then he wud get up |
| 01:51:30 |
what was the need to sacrifice me? |
| 01:51:32 |
well done yaar..well done well done |
| 01:51:34 |
everything is fixed..ur sister's marriage is fixed |
| 01:51:35 |
farhan will marry..ok done!!! |
| 01:51:38 |
rancho!!.. |
| 01:51:42 |
idiots..how much wil u lie?? |
| 01:51:47 |
u r saved..idiot!! |
| 01:52:31 |
did u call for a taxi? |
| 01:52:32 |
i have called for it,... its waiting |
| 01:52:34 |
thank you,,.. |
| 01:52:35 |
why? |
| 01:52:36 |
i have to go 4 a job interview |
| 01:52:37 |
oh..so u gonna go with me? |
| 01:52:39 |
no..i'll drop u home n i'll go for the job interview! |
| 01:52:44 |
idiot..why will i go home? |
| 01:52:46 |
did u forget?.. |
| 01:52:48 |
we had promised something to this idiot! |
| 01:52:53 |
give..give me ur tie! |
| 01:52:56 |
why? |
| 01:52:57 |
give it..i dont think after reading this, u'll be able to go for the interview! |
| 01:53:02 |
what is this? |
| 01:53:03 |
its a letter |
| 01:53:04 |
its come for u..from hungary! |
| 01:53:06 |
its some photographer..andre isthawan! |
| 01:53:16 |
idiots..u posted my letter? |
| 01:53:18 |
he liked ur photos very much..he's become crazy! |
| 01:53:21 |
he wants to make u his assistant! |
| 01:53:23 |
he has called you to work in the brazilian rainforest for one year! |
| 01:53:27 |
he's sayin..he'll even give u salary! |
| 01:53:44 |
dad wont oblige! |
| 01:53:47 |
go to him..n make him understand lovingly.. |
| 01:53:51 |
dont fear today farhan.. |
| 01:53:53 |
otherwise after 50yrs when u'll be old and fallen in the hospital... |
| 01:53:57 |
and be waiting to die |
| 01:53:58 |
u'll think then..letter was in the hand..taxi was at the gate.. |
| 01:54:03 |
if i had dared a little bit..life would have been somethin else! |
| 01:54:12 |
wat do u think, will he like it? |
| 01:54:15 |
what was the need to get such an expensive one! |
| 01:54:18 |
today, son is getting a job |
| 01:54:22 |
now the days to put our head up and roam wid pride are arriving n u r being stingy!..hanh? |
| 01:54:27 |
aare farhan? |
| 01:54:32 |
farhan, today was ur interview..right? |
| 01:54:37 |
i dint go |
| 01:54:40 |
i dont wanna be an engineer dad! |
| 01:54:46 |
wat happened..u had an an accident? |
| 01:54:49 |
sir..umm.. |
| 01:54:52 |
that building in front sir.. |
| 01:54:55 |
i had jumped off its third floor sir! |
| 01:54:59 |
why? |
| 01:55:01 |
because i was restigated! |
| 01:55:05 |
why? |
| 01:55:06 |
sir i had pissed on director's door when i was in a drunken state... |
| 01:55:14 |
that devil rancho is still playin with ur brain? |
| 01:55:17 |
i cant understand engineering..even if i'll be..i'll be a very bad engineer dad! |
| 01:55:23 |
rancho tells a very simple thing.. |
| 01:55:25 |
whatever u enjoy doing, make that ur profession! |
| 01:55:27 |
then work wont seem work but a game! |
| 01:55:29 |
aare..how much will u earn in that jungle? |
| 01:55:32 |
dad, stipend is'nt too much but i'll get to learn a lot! |
| 01:55:35 |
after 5yrs, when u'll see ur friends buying a car |
| 01:55:40 |
then u'll curse urself! |
| 01:55:42 |
i'll be frustrated being an engineer, |
| 01:55:44 |
then i'll curse you throughout my life! |
| 01:55:48 |
dad,its better i curse myself..right? |
| 01:55:50 |
aare..people will laugh!! |
| 01:55:52 |
they'll say that you came till final year and had quit! |
| 01:55:55 |
that kapoor sir told me that u're lucky that ur son is studyin in ICE! |
| 01:55:59 |
what will he think? |
| 01:56:00 |
kappor sir din get AC fixed in my room! |
| 01:56:05 |
makin me sleep comfortably..he himself din sleep in heat! |
| 01:56:09 |
makin me sit on the shoulders..kapoor sir din take me around the zoo! |
| 01:56:15 |
u did all that dad! |
| 01:56:19 |
what u think, makes a difference! |
| 01:56:22 |
wat kapoor sir thinks, it doesnt make a difference to me! |
| 01:56:25 |
aare..i dont even know his first name! |
| 01:56:27 |
have u watched a film n come..are u performing drama? |
| 01:56:30 |
stop it now.. poor guy is tensed! |
| 01:56:33 |
god forbid..if he commits something like raju! |
| 01:56:36 |
then the discussion is only over! |
| 01:56:38 |
dont say anything to son or else he'll jump from the terrace! |
| 01:56:45 |
no dad..i wont commit suicide!.. |
| 01:56:49 |
i promise! |
| 01:56:52 |
that rancho.. |
| 01:56:53 |
whom u call a devil!.. |
| 01:56:56 |
he forcibly made me put ur's and mom's photo in this! |
| 01:57:00 |
he started sayin that....promise me....that whenever such stupid thoughts come to ur mind! |
| 01:57:04 |
see this photo and think what will happen to this smile when they see ur dead body! |
| 01:57:14 |
dad, i wanna convince u!.. |
| 01:57:19 |
but not by hanging this suicide's sword on ur head! |
| 01:57:25 |
what will happen.... hanh? |
| 01:57:28 |
if i be a photographer....then i'll earn less right?.. home will be small, car will be small! |
| 01:57:35 |
but dad, i'll be happy.. |
| 01:57:38 |
i wil be really happy! |
| 01:57:40 |
whatever i do for u..i'll do it from my heart! |
| 01:57:44 |
till today..i have listened to whatever u said, today..just once..let me listen to my heart! |
| 01:57:51 |
please dad! |
| 01:57:58 |
dad..dont go..please! |
| 01:58:07 |
return this one.. |
| 01:58:12 |
son, how much will ur professional camera cost? |
| 01:58:16 |
will we get it against this laptop? |
| 01:58:19 |
if it costs more money, then ask me son |
| 01:58:29 |
go..go son..live ur life |
| 01:58:34 |
yourself marks are consistenly poor.. any particular reason? |
| 01:58:38 |
due to fear..i was a bright student since childhood |
| 01:58:43 |
parents thought that it will abolish our poverty! |
| 01:58:45 |
i started to fear! |
| 01:58:49 |
when i came here.. i saw that there's a race,.. if u dont come first, no one will recognize u |
| 01:58:54 |
i started to fear even more! |
| 01:58:56 |
fear is not good for grade, sir! |
| 01:58:58 |
i started wearing more rings..praying more |
| 01:59:01 |
not only praying..i started begging to god |
| 01:59:04 |
give me this, give me that! |
| 01:59:08 |
16 bones broke, i got two months to think..then i understood! |
| 01:59:15 |
sir, today i havent told god..tat get me this job |
| 01:59:17 |
i just folded my hands..n said thank u 4 this life |
| 01:59:22 |
if u guys..if u guys even reject me today..then i dont have any regrets |
| 01:59:26 |
because i believe..i'll somehow do something worthy with my life sir! |
| 01:59:31 |
see..this very much frank behaviour of ur's is not good for our company! |
| 01:59:36 |
we need a diplomatic person to handle the clients |
| 01:59:40 |
and u are way too straightforward! |
| 01:59:44 |
but..if u assure us that u can control this attitude of ur's.. |
| 01:59:53 |
then..something can happen!!! |
| 01:59:56 |
sure |
| 01:59:59 |
after breaking both the limbs, i learnt to stand on my feet sir, |
| 02:00:03 |
with great difficulty, i got this attitude in me!..it wont cant happen sir! |
| 02:00:11 |
u keep ur job, i'll keep my attitude |
| 02:00:16 |
i'm sorry..dont mind sir! |
| 02:00:21 |
stop |
| 02:00:24 |
i've been recruiting from the past 25years.. conducted a lot of interviews |
| 02:00:28 |
to get the job.. people find yes in our yes itself! |
| 02:00:31 |
from where have u come yaar??.. |
| 02:00:34 |
sir..i?? |
| 02:00:35 |
how much salary will u take brother?..lets discuss |
| 02:00:45 |
thank u sir.. |
| 02:00:49 |
thank u |
| 02:01:17 |
oh emperor.... |
| 02:01:20 |
you're great |
| 02:01:23 |
accept out gift... |
| 02:01:59 |
govind...............!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 02:02:03 |
sir you only told if they get job, remove your moustache..... |
| 02:02:14 |
hanh,.... what have you done? |
| 02:02:16 |
he eh ehehehheehheeeehhe |
| 02:02:19 |
im feeling like someone undressed me |
| 02:02:25 |
humiliated me.... |
| 02:02:28 |
i wont let you conquer, rastogi |
| 02:02:33 |
you gonna get job only when you pass in final exams,,,, |
| 02:02:37 |
but this time im gonna set the paper for exam........ |
| 02:02:44 |
dad |
| 02:02:46 |
thats not fair |
| 02:02:49 |
everything is fair in love and war.... |
| 02:02:52 |
and this is world war 3 |
| 02:02:57 |
rastogi you're gone this time.... |
| 02:03:04 |
hehe heheheee |
| 02:03:06 |
what are you doin here? |
| 02:03:10 |
easy easy.... |
| 02:03:16 |
you're drunk? |
| 02:03:18 |
ya yaar, had to take two, four... |
| 02:03:20 |
two... four?? |
| 02:03:22 |
two or four? |
| 02:03:23 |
i was in need of dareness... |
| 02:03:24 |
for what? |
| 02:03:26 |
to steal this.... |
| 02:03:27 |
what is this? |
| 02:03:29 |
a duplicate key of VIRUS's office |
| 02:03:32 |
sshh ssshh sshhhs |
| 02:03:34 |
questions papers are in the red sealed envelope.... |
| 02:03:38 |
dad has set by himself.... |
| 02:03:40 |
to fail raju in exam.. |
| 02:03:42 |
take it out... |
| 02:03:44 |
mad or wat?? |
| 02:03:46 |
this is cheating yaar... no.. |
| 02:03:51 |
everything is fair in love and war |
| 02:03:54 |
eeheh eheheh |
| 02:03:55 |
ok... just tell me one thing,... |
| 02:03:58 |
do you really feel... |
| 02:04:01 |
nose comes in between if wanted to kiss? |
| 02:04:09 |
hmmm... |
| 02:04:13 |
ey have this dhokla... hold this, |
| 02:04:17 |
u gujrati people are too cute yaar.. but why does your food sound so dangerous? |
| 02:04:25 |
dhokla, phaphda, handhwa, thepla, kakkrah |
| 02:04:31 |
its seems as though they are some missiles! |
| 02:04:33 |
come..come on |
| 02:04:34 |
tonight bush dropped two dhoklas..400 killed, 200 injured! |
| 02:04:40 |
come on.. |
| 02:04:45 |
aare |
| 02:04:47 |
i can bear with khakrah, phaphda |
| 02:04:50 |
but this name of ur's |
| 02:04:52 |
ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad! |
| 02:04:55 |
yack!! |
| 02:04:57 |
i wont change my surname after marriage, hanh? |
| 02:05:01 |
pia, we cant get married |
| 02:05:07 |
why?.. |
| 02:05:09 |
do u love someone?.. |
| 02:05:12 |
no |
| 02:05:13 |
are u a gay? |
| 02:05:15 |
no |
| 02:05:17 |
then why dont u propose me?.. |
| 02:05:23 |
are u impotent? |
| 02:05:27 |
then prove it..prove it |
| 02:05:29 |
pia..i'm not.. |
| 02:05:31 |
hey stop stop stop stop! |
| 02:05:32 |
aare, wat happened? |
| 02:05:33 |
aare, we havent informed pia at all! |
| 02:05:35 |
oh stop now..my bladders are bursting!!.. |
| 02:05:37 |
oh shutup yaar! |
| 02:05:38 |
are u in touch with her? |
| 02:05:39 |
no yaar |
| 02:05:40 |
but i have her landline no. |
| 02:05:41 |
then dial it, i'll stop.. |
| 02:05:42 |
ya..stop stop stop |
| 02:05:48 |
hello! |
| 02:05:49 |
no place to piss in this country?? |
| 02:05:51 |
hello..ya..is pia there? |
| 02:05:54 |
she's not there sir |
| 02:05:55 |
ok..where will she be availiable?..in the hospital? |
| 02:05:57 |
sir, why will she go to hospital today.. its her marriage today! |
| 02:05:59 |
she's gone to manali! |
| 02:06:08 |
pia marriage is over! |
| 02:06:10 |
its not yet over..see, its a 6 hour's way..if we speed up, then we'll surely reach before the marriage vows! |
| 02:06:16 |
wat do u say? |
| 02:06:19 |
now if u have already thought about it partner, then take a u-turn! |
| 02:06:22 |
ae, no u-turn..straight to ladakh..we'll meet rancho n come back.. |
| 02:06:26 |
friday, i have a meeting with phunsukh wangdu |
| 02:06:29 |
come..come..sit in the car |
| 02:06:31 |
if i miss it, u know wat will happen! |
| 02:06:33 |
the japanese will get in.. |
| 02:06:34 |
they are offering him a first name in the company |
| 02:06:37 |
phunshuk n fujiashi..profit hearings are.... |
| 02:07:11 |
pia weds suhas!! |
| 02:07:13 |
and thanks for the suit, hanh! |
| 02:07:16 |
yaar..virus will suffer a heart attack |
| 02:07:17 |
hello.., hello |
| 02:07:18 |
whenever his daughters are getting married..we come off to ruin it! |
| 02:07:22 |
ok listen..i'll handle pia..u pull out the price-tag! |
| 02:07:42 |
farhan! |
| 02:07:43 |
we found rancho, pia! |
| 02:07:51 |
is it for 107?.. |
| 02:07:52 |
yes sir! |
| 02:07:54 |
give it here.. |
| 02:07:55 |
how much time do u take yaar? |
| 02:07:56 |
sorry sir.. |
| 02:07:57 |
come on..go |
| 02:08:06 |
house-keeping sir! |
| 02:08:07 |
come in! |
| 02:08:08 |
more..more..amore |
| 02:08:10 |
quick quick iron my sherwani! |
| 02:08:12 |
more..more..amore |
| 02:08:15 |
aare, we found rancho..still, will u marry this donkey? |
| 02:08:19 |
u're mad, farhan! |
| 02:08:22 |
dont fool urself pia! |
| 02:08:23 |
you love rancho even today.. n eating these dhoklas remembering him! |
| 02:08:26 |
more..more..amore |
| 02:08:44 |
he's a dog's tail..put it inside a pipe for 12years.. when u remove it..it'll still remain bent! |
| 02:08:48 |
shutup farhan..suhas is the changed man! |
| 02:08:51 |
now he never talks about brands n prices! |
| 02:08:53 |
my 1.5lakh worth sherwani!!!!!!!!! |
| 02:08:56 |
why do u people eat chutney??? |
| 02:08:58 |
sir'i'll do something sir! |
| 02:09:00 |
wat..wat will u do? |
| 02:09:01 |
sir..sir..we get such shirts n sherwanis everyday in our laundry sir! |
| 02:09:03 |
i'll clean it within 2minutes sir! |
| 02:09:05 |
sir..one minute sir! |
| 02:09:10 |
get it soon! |
| 02:09:13 |
but its too late now, farhan! |
| 02:09:14 |
pia..pia..come, its getting late!..comeon |
| 02:09:28 |
pia..i'm raju..dont shout, people will kill me |
| 02:09:36 |
where is suhas? |
| 02:09:37 |
aare, he had come from house-keeping..he took away the sherwani!! |
| 02:09:41 |
go inside..n send suhas |
| 02:09:43 |
the hymns are going on pia..if i get up n go then all will be furious yaar! |
| 02:09:56 |
yes farhan, tel me |
| 02:09:57 |
car is ready at the gate |
| 02:09:59 |
i'm telling..take pia n run! |
| 02:10:00 |
aare dont move yaar |
| 02:10:03 |
sir?? |
| 02:10:04 |
sherwani?? |
| 02:10:04 |
u are here? |
| 02:10:05 |
yes |
| 02:10:06 |
whose taking the vows over there? |
| 02:10:07 |
vows? |
| 02:10:09 |
if the vows get over..then our marriage will be over..i'm already married pia..lets go! |
| 02:10:14 |
there are so many people over here..all of the will laugh!! |
| 02:10:18 |
aare, because people laugh..so will u suicide? |
| 02:10:20 |
aare..rastogi?? |
| 02:10:21 |
pia.. people will gossip for two days n forget it! |
| 02:10:24 |
but today if u do this marriage..u never forget that car was at the gate! |
| 02:10:28 |
we had come to take u to rancho..but only because u feared from people |
| 02:10:32 |
u got married to this donkey! |
| 02:10:36 |
house keeping?? |
| 02:11:15 |
yaar pia..there is a small..minor tension.. |
| 02:11:18 |
what? |
| 02:11:19 |
we dont know if rancho's married or not? |
| 02:11:21 |
wat!! |
| 02:11:22 |
aare, i would'nt have happened yaar..it would'nt have happened! |
| 02:11:23 |
and if it would've happened? |
| 02:11:25 |
then we'll drop u back! |
| 02:11:27 |
aare, dont take tension..have this biscuit |
| 02:11:29 |
hand-made biscuit from san-francisco |
| 02:11:32 |
idiot,,,. |
| 02:11:35 |
from where did he come? |
| 02:11:37 |
ignore it..ignore it.. |
| 02:11:38 |
u eat the biscuits..eat.. |
| 02:11:39 |
its very good |
| 02:11:40 |
AAL IZZ WELL..AAL IZZ WELL! |
| 02:11:41 |
till yesterday i was a noble citizen of this country |
| 02:11:43 |
but in the last 24hours..i had got an emergency landin of a plane |
| 02:11:47 |
almost immersed shyamalda's soul in the gutter |
| 02:11:50 |
and kidnapped a bride from her wedding |
| 02:11:53 |
all for that idiot rancho |
| 02:11:56 |
but even tat idiot gave out his heart for his friends |
| 02:11:58 |
he had entered ravan's territory, to steal a question paper for raju |
| 02:12:02 |
search for a red sealed envelope |
| 02:12:03 |
ok come... |
| 02:12:04 |
he was very afraid..that if raju failed, he'll again go n do a high-jump! |
| 02:12:11 |
but even we were very principled robbers! |
| 02:12:14 |
we had sweared tat we'll steal the paper oly 4 raju..we wont even c it ourselves! |
| 02:12:20 |
aare yaar,where has he hidden it? |
| 02:12:22 |
aare yaar, searching like this, it'll be good morning |
| 02:12:24 |
rancho, ask pia |
| 02:12:28 |
where are u, since then i'm callin u? |
| 02:12:32 |
pia, ur phone |
| 02:12:33 |
give it to me, one minute pia..pia |
| 02:12:35 |
jiju..when we say AAL IZZ WELL..it kicks! |
| 02:12:37 |
it kicked |
| 02:12:38 |
u heard? |
| 02:12:40 |
pia, your phone |
| 02:12:47 |
we got it..rancho.. |
| 02:12:50 |
hello?? |
| 02:12:52 |
aare atleast call me sometimes!! |
| 02:13:08 |
make its copy..make its xerox copy..quick! |
| 02:13:18 |
take it |
| 02:13:31 |
keep it wherever we got it from... |
| 02:13:33 |
carefully! |
| 02:13:56 |
oye where had you been???? hanh? |
| 02:13:58 |
hanh?? |
| 02:14:02 |
take this... |
| 02:14:03 |
what is it?? |
| 02:14:04 |
enjoy.... |
| 02:14:05 |
question paper.... |
| 02:14:07 |
VIRUS's had set by himself to make you fail in exam.... |
| 02:14:16 |
weird friends i've got.... |
| 02:14:19 |
teaching how to live straight forward first.... |
| 02:14:21 |
then makin me do things that are odd... |
| 02:14:25 |
no..today.. |
| 02:14:28 |
if i pass, it'll be on my own ability! |
| 02:14:33 |
otherwise its ok if i fail! |
| 02:14:50 |
idiot! |
| 02:14:51 |
idiot won my heart!..my heart said i'll make this idiot my brother-in-law |
| 02:14:56 |
um.. um... then i controlled my emotion! |
| 02:15:17 |
go..go.. |
| 02:15:18 |
no sir no sir please.. |
| 02:15:22 |
u had come to change the system! |
| 02:15:26 |
u'll piss on my door |
| 02:15:30 |
bloody rascals |
| 02:15:32 |
sorry sir |
| 02:15:34 |
you are restigated, if u r'nt gone by morning..i'll call the police |
| 02:15:40 |
i'll call the police |
| 02:15:43 |
rascals..rascals all of u! |
| 02:15:50 |
how did he get my office's key? |
| 02:15:53 |
i gave him the keys dad |
| 02:15:56 |
i wish i had given it to my brother |
| 02:15:59 |
he would have been alive today.. |
| 02:16:00 |
stop it pia |
| 02:16:01 |
what do u think?..brother, fell off the train and died? |
| 02:16:05 |
shutup pia |
| 02:16:06 |
you decided that he'll be an engineer..... |
| 02:16:08 |
did you ever ask him, what he wanted to be? |
| 02:16:11 |
how much you pressurised brother, dad.. |
| 02:16:13 |
he thought its easier to die than to give an entrance exam! |
| 02:16:19 |
what is she saying? |
| 02:16:21 |
dad, you go into the room! |
| 02:16:22 |
you get into your room! |
| 02:16:27 |
pia stop it..wat r u doin pia!..i'm tellin u right.. |
| 02:16:31 |
brother wanted to study literature..he wanted to be a writer |
| 02:16:38 |
but he could'nt write anything more than this suicide note! |
| 02:16:40 |
pia, hide that letter..please! |
| 02:16:41 |
till when will i hide it sister? |
| 02:16:46 |
once |
| 02:16:48 |
only once if u would have told him |
| 02:16:51 |
if u can do engineering then quit it! |
| 02:16:54 |
do whatever you like! |
| 02:16:56 |
then today brother would have been alive, dad! |
| 02:17:06 |
he cannot suicide |
| 02:17:08 |
u're right dad, it wasnt a suicide... |
| 02:17:14 |
it was a murder! |
| 02:17:30 |
in many areas..the roads are immersed in water..their is total traffic jam! |
| 02:17:49 |
dad.. |
| 02:17:52 |
dad!!.. |
| 02:17:53 |
mona.... |
| 02:17:59 |
aare, i told you to go back right? then why are you coming behind us? |
| 02:18:02 |
why..is this your mom's road? |
| 02:18:04 |
please help..we are desperate here! is there only one ambulance in the city? |
| 02:18:09 |
get an ambulance from some other hospital! |
| 02:18:11 |
the whole city is immersed in water, sir |
| 02:18:14 |
we cant do anythin! |
| 02:18:16 |
no..pia..that.. |
| 02:18:18 |
hey mona..wat happened? |
| 02:18:20 |
rancho..pia! |
| 02:18:23 |
rancho, its impossible to reach over here.... so do as i say! |
| 02:18:27 |
you guys are not understanding!..get water bags..drive fast!!..u're not underst....... |
| 02:18:33 |
they disconnected!! |
| 02:18:35 |
monaa! |
| 02:18:40 |
monaa! |
| 02:18:42 |
be careful..be careful |
| 02:18:46 |
turn on the light..turn on the light! |
| 02:18:48 |
table..table..table-tennis table |
| 02:18:55 |
raju, switch on the webcam! |
| 02:18:57 |
yaa |
| 02:19:01 |
ya pia.. |
| 02:19:02 |
hello raju..where is sister....show me!! |
| 02:19:04 |
ya..hold on hold on |
| 02:19:06 |
dont worry.. hold on |
| 02:19:08 |
see this pia |
| 02:19:10 |
sister ,everything will be alright! i'm near u..ok? |
| 02:19:13 |
pia i'm dying.. |
| 02:19:14 |
rancho, when there were no hospitals and doctors in this world even then babies were born... |
| 02:19:18 |
you guys will carry on sister's delivery |
| 02:19:21 |
aaaaa |
| 02:19:23 |
aal izz well..aal izz well.. |
| 02:19:25 |
how dare you...??? |
| 02:19:26 |
wat are you guys doing? |
| 02:19:28 |
dad, dont come in between..please stay out of this ok!! |
| 02:19:31 |
farhan, you go get towels and scissors.... |
| 02:19:33 |
millimeter, get cloth drying clip and hot water.... |
| 02:19:35 |
rancho you cover sister... |
| 02:19:44 |
sister.... push |
| 02:19:46 |
push..push..come on.. |
| 02:19:49 |
push.... |
| 02:19:50 |
keep quiet..i'm unable to push |
| 02:19:52 |
rancho, see if crowning is happening? |
| 02:19:55 |
crowning means? |
| 02:19:57 |
go get that diagram |
| 02:20:01 |
rancho, see if the head is coming out |
| 02:20:06 |
come on rancho..quickly |
| 02:20:08 |
gooooooo |
| 02:20:09 |
go go go..go rancho..go..come on |
| 02:20:19 |
no..no crowning..its not coming..no |
| 02:20:21 |
sister.. please push |
| 02:20:25 |
mona.. |
| 02:20:27 |
mona |
| 02:20:29 |
she's tired pia.. |
| 02:20:30 |
wake her up |
| 02:20:32 |
if she doesnt push, then it'll be a big problem |
| 02:20:34 |
vacuum cup has to be put, pia |
| 02:20:36 |
from where will they get a vacuum cup over there... |
| 02:20:38 |
wat is a vacuum cup?..how does it look?..wat do they do with it? |
| 02:20:41 |
i'll show u |
| 02:20:45 |
if the mother gets tired and is unable to push then this cup is put on the baby's head |
| 02:20:49 |
suction pump creates vacuum and this cup sticks on the baby's head |
| 02:20:53 |
then the baby is pulled out |
| 02:20:56 |
i can make this..i can make it |
| 02:20:58 |
how? |
| 02:20:59 |
vacuum cleaner sir.. |
| 02:21:00 |
vacuum cleaner??.. |
| 02:21:00 |
yes sir..vacuum cleaner |
| 02:21:01 |
but vacuum cleaner's pressure is too much rancho |
| 02:21:04 |
i'll control the pressure |
| 02:21:05 |
is there a vacuum cleaner over there? |
| 02:21:06 |
its there in my office |
| 02:21:07 |
farhan go soon and get it from sir's office |
| 02:21:10 |
take the key |
| 02:21:15 |
mona..push mona..come on push |
| 02:21:20 |
wat happened? |
| 02:21:22 |
wat happened? |
| 02:21:27 |
ya pia |
| 02:21:28 |
hello raju wat happened? |
| 02:21:29 |
the light is gone pia |
| 02:21:30 |
oh god!!..now how wil the vacuum cleaner work |
| 02:21:32 |
farhan, you get the vacuum cleaner and i shall get the light.. |
| 02:21:35 |
how? |
| 02:21:36 |
millimeter..get virus out..fast come on |
| 02:21:39 |
come virus..get out..get out |
| 02:21:41 |
aare not this virus yaar.. my virus, the inverter that i had made |
| 02:21:45 |
that? |
| 02:21:45 |
go get that soon |
| 02:21:46 |
oh ok..that one..i understood!!! |
| 02:21:47 |
raju..wake everyone in the hostel |
| 02:21:49 |
and tell them that we want car battery, wires, tool kit and vaccuum gauge.. come on |
| 02:21:55 |
come out..there's an emergency in the common room |
| 02:22:27 |
where is rancho? |
| 02:22:28 |
sir sir sir..here sir |
| 02:22:30 |
everyone keep the batteries over here..comeon..quickly! |
| 02:22:32 |
and the wires |
| 02:22:34 |
raju.. turn off all switches and connect this inverter to main... |
| 02:22:37 |
take this |
| 02:22:41 |
rancho, vacuum cleaner... |
| 02:22:44 |
farhan.... that camera cleaning thing..what do u call it? |
| 02:22:47 |
plower..plower..go n get it soon |
| 02:22:51 |
rancho, take this plower |
| 02:22:52 |
pull the vaccuum and put it on the pipe..over here! |
| 02:23:19 |
rancho..its done! |
| 02:23:23 |
is every swiches off? |
| 02:23:25 |
now turn on only TT table's n computer's light! |
| 02:23:40 |
raju, turn on the computer..fast! |
| 02:23:42 |
help me..connect this..put it in this! |
| 02:23:45 |
pia..come soon..pia..come soon |
| 02:23:50 |
love u rancho |
| 02:23:51 |
farhan..on it |
| 02:23:53 |
yes |
| 02:24:00 |
pia, how much must the suction be? |
| 02:24:02 |
not more than 0.5 rancho |
| 02:24:03 |
farhan..0.5 |
| 02:24:05 |
cover up |
| 02:24:06 |
yes |
| 02:24:07 |
0.5 |
| 02:24:08 |
ok |
| 02:24:10 |
delivery using vacuum cleaner..i havent seen this in 20 yrs of my career! |
| 02:24:15 |
farhan..off it.. |
| 02:24:16 |
yeah |
| 02:24:23 |
raju, get on the table..see me |
| 02:24:25 |
push the baby down like this..like this |
| 02:24:30 |
farhan, turn it on.. |
| 02:24:35 |
come on sister....push..u can do it! |
| 02:24:38 |
come on mona..push..come on |
| 02:24:45 |
think abt champ..for champ..come on |
| 02:24:47 |
come on mona..mona push |
| 02:24:52 |
its coming..its coming |
| 02:24:55 |
come on sister....you can do it |
| 02:25:07 |
farhan..turn it off.. |
| 02:25:08 |
ya ya..i turned it off |
| 02:25:28 |
put two clips..and cut the umbical chord |
| 02:25:30 |
farhan, get two clips..fast! |
| 02:25:32 |
put it on the umbical chord and get scissors |
| 02:25:34 |
careful careful |
| 02:25:37 |
get the towel..towel |
| 02:25:41 |
pia..pia,,,why isnt it cryin? |
| 02:25:44 |
hanh?.. |
| 02:25:48 |
hey |
| 02:25:50 |
hey champ |
| 02:25:51 |
rancho rub its back |
| 02:25:56 |
hey champ |
| 02:26:00 |
no..nothin is happening.. |
| 02:26:02 |
blow air into its mouth.. |
| 02:26:08 |
come on.. |
| 02:26:10 |
come on champ |
| 02:26:16 |
nothin is happening |
| 02:26:40 |
queit mona..quiet.. |
| 02:26:42 |
say all izz well.. say aal izz well |
| 02:26:49 |
it kicked |
| 02:26:51 |
what!!! |
| 02:26:53 |
it kicked |
| 02:26:57 |
say aal izz well.. all izz well |
| 02:27:00 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:01 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:01 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:02 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:02 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:03 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:05 |
all izz well |
| 02:27:11 |
yeah!!!! |
| 02:27:46 |
at that time if VIRUS would have told that his grandson would have been an engineer... |
| 02:27:52 |
but when that idiot opened his mouth, then a miracle happened! |
| 02:27:56 |
solid you kick.. will u become a footballer or what? |
| 02:27:59 |
become..become whatever ur heart says |
| 02:28:18 |
stop....where are u going?.. |
| 02:28:21 |
i'm not finished with you, |
| 02:28:24 |
on the first day of college, you had asked me a question....remember? |
| 02:28:27 |
that why dont they use a pencil in the space.. |
| 02:28:30 |
if the tip of the pencil breaks in the space, then it will be revolving under the action of gravity |
| 02:28:34 |
it can get into someone's eyes, it can get into someone's nose |
| 02:28:37 |
it can get into the instrument panel.. |
| 02:28:39 |
u were wrong..u were wrong |
| 02:28:41 |
you cannot be right all the time! |
| 02:28:45 |
you understand?? |
| 02:28:49 |
yes sir |
| 02:28:51 |
this was a very important invention.... you understand? |
| 02:28:56 |
yes sir |
| 02:28:59 |
my director had told me.... |
| 02:29:03 |
when any extraordinary student comes... |
| 02:29:26 |
go go go...go study... |
| 02:29:39 |
and now student of the year.. ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad |
| 02:30:00 |
sir..one photo sir! |
| 02:30:18 |
i wanted to capture all these memories in my camera n take it with me! |
| 02:30:23 |
on that day, everyone were hugging each other, getting emotional and making promises |
| 02:30:28 |
that we'll stay in touch, we'll surely meet up once in a year! |
| 02:30:31 |
who knew that we were seeing rancho for the last time? |
| 02:31:06 |
yaar, untie him! |
| 02:31:10 |
i'll sue you all in american court! |
| 02:31:26 |
raju.. |
| 02:31:45 |
this kinda school..... only can be made by that idiot rancho! |
| 02:31:47 |
but where is he? |
| 02:31:52 |
see there.. |
| 02:31:55 |
go in creatures..... go |
| 02:31:57 |
dont piss over here... |
| 02:31:58 |
u want a beating, hanh? |
| 02:32:11 |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| 02:32:15 |
ha ha ha.. |
| 02:32:17 |
we got him.... that idiot is some where around.. come on |
| 02:32:30 |
brother, where will we find ranchhodas? |
| 02:32:32 |
is his name ranchhodas!!! |
| 02:32:33 |
rancho |
| 02:32:34 |
chote..chote..chote |
| 02:32:35 |
aare, whats his name ultimately? |
| 02:32:36 |
aare, cool down.... cool down |
| 02:32:38 |
come with me.. |
| 02:32:41 |
where.. where is rancho? |
| 02:32:43 |
rancho..rancho |
| 02:32:49 |
farhan, do u know.....he has read every book written by u!!..see this |
| 02:32:58 |
raju.... he reads ur blogs everyday! |
| 02:33:01 |
he tells the children about ur research very proudly! |
| 02:33:07 |
do u remember your helmet pia sister? |
| 02:33:10 |
it was stolen right? |
| 02:33:13 |
who are you?.. and how do u remember all our names? |
| 02:33:16 |
didnt you recognize me? |
| 02:33:18 |
no |
| 02:33:19 |
how will u recogzine.. now that millimeter has become centimeter! |
| 02:33:27 |
oye oye oye..idiot..what centimeter..u have become kilometer!!! |
| 02:33:32 |
but what are you doing over here? |
| 02:33:34 |
for the first time, i got a letter on my name.. i found a train ticket from tat |
| 02:33:37 |
it was written inside that if you wanna study then board the train! |
| 02:33:42 |
idiot rancho.. |
| 02:33:47 |
where is tat idiot? |
| 02:33:59 |
furjee.. take this n go!!! |
| 02:34:15 |
you come in my dreams everyday on a scooter wearing a bride's costume ! |
| 02:34:21 |
instead of the veil.. you take off your helmet! |
| 02:34:24 |
and you come near me to kiss me! |
| 02:34:28 |
aaaaaaah..ouch! |
| 02:34:30 |
could nt you tell and go? |
| 02:34:33 |
ummmm..no.. |
| 02:34:35 |
ummmm...sorry |
| 02:34:37 |
did u get married? |
| 02:34:39 |
wat?..wat?.. |
| 02:34:42 |
no..u? |
| 02:34:45 |
almost, idiot! |
| 02:34:54 |
then? |
| 02:34:56 |
then what? |
| 02:34:57 |
do you love someone? |
| 02:35:00 |
hmm.. |
| 02:35:02 |
ya |
| 02:35:09 |
who? |
| 02:35:11 |
you..! |
| 02:35:37 |
did you see, the nose does'nt come in between, stupid! |
| 02:35:41 |
yes, thats right! |
| 02:35:43 |
idiot rancho! |
| 02:35:45 |
hi, farhan! |
| 02:35:46 |
aare keep your hi to yourself! |
| 02:35:48 |
aare listen to me! |
| 02:35:49 |
no, you listen to me |
| 02:35:50 |
aare..u listen to me..listen to me, |
| 02:35:52 |
no,u listen to me, i'll explain everything |
| 02:35:56 |
hey raju |
| 02:35:57 |
idiot!! |
| 02:35:58 |
look here... |
| 02:36:02 |
aeee.idiot |
| 02:36:07 |
hit him..hit him two-three from my side aswell |
| 02:36:10 |
because of you, what all i had to become..u know? |
| 02:36:13 |
this idiot got glasses! |
| 02:36:18 |
come.. getup idiot.. getup |
| 02:36:30 |
ha ha eh ehhe hehhhee |
| 02:36:33 |
hey idiot! |
| 02:36:48 |
having fun idiots? |
| 02:36:50 |
hey.. hi chatur |
| 02:36:52 |
ranchhodas chhanchad..... |
| 02:36:55 |
namaste masterji |
| 02:36:57 |
where have u reached?..u have become a teacher in the village, eh? |
| 02:37:02 |
A for apple.. B for ball |
| 02:37:06 |
we boarded the bus together right |
| 02:37:08 |
but your train went away in reverse |
| 02:37:11 |
straight to primary teacher from engineering |
| 02:37:14 |
ha ha ha ha |
| 02:37:15 |
whats the salary chanchhad?..tell me..Rs 5000, hanh? |
| 02:37:19 |
for me, they are like 100 dollars |
| 02:37:21 |
my son's pocket money is more than your salary |
| 02:37:24 |
hey stop this non-sense |
| 02:37:26 |
he used to do non-sense.. he wanted to change the education system |
| 02:37:29 |
he wanted to change the world |
| 02:37:32 |
now he changes children's diaper over here! |
| 02:37:35 |
will you break his teeth or shall i break it?..idiot |
| 02:37:37 |
hey let it be! |
| 02:37:38 |
do you remember...i had told u.. |
| 02:37:40 |
one day you'll cry and i'll laugh |
| 02:37:43 |
hehehe hahhaa |
| 02:37:46 |
sign over here.. accept it.. that and lost and i won! |
| 02:37:53 |
the declaration of defeat.. unbelivable yaar.. chatur.. unbelivable |
| 02:38:00 |
hey, that is virus's pen |
| 02:38:01 |
how did you get it.. you stole it? |
| 02:38:04 |
umm..now what shall i say yaar? |
| 02:38:06 |
this is for winners.. not losers |
| 02:38:11 |
no problem.. if u have any difficulty in school and need a donation |
| 02:38:16 |
to call my assistant, eh! |
| 02:38:18 |
ha ha ehe he e |
| 02:38:19 |
A for apple..B for ball |
| 02:38:24 |
he has'nt changed at all yaar |
| 02:38:25 |
yaar..ignore it,..ignore it! |
| 02:38:27 |
leave him yaar..he'll keep sayin anythin |
| 02:38:28 |
leave it..the good news is ur name is not ranchhodas chhanchad |
| 02:38:33 |
imagine.... after marriage i would be pia chhanchad! |
| 02:38:36 |
yack |
| 02:38:37 |
by the way, whats your real name? |
| 02:38:39 |
phunshuk wangdu |
| 02:38:41 |
wangdu? |
| 02:38:42 |
pia wangdu? |
| 02:38:44 |
no.. means u r a scientist? |
| 02:38:45 |
tat means u have 400 patents in ur name? |
| 02:38:47 |
i wont change my surname after marriage |
| 02:38:49 |
means you are chatur's wangdu? |
| 02:38:50 |
are the japanese looking for you? |
| 02:38:52 |
i dont like wangdu! i think so... |
| 02:38:54 |
yaar tell me one thing.. are you a scientist or a teacher? |
| 02:38:56 |
i'm a scientist but i also teach children |
| 02:38:59 |
means you are the phunshuk wangdu?? |
| 02:39:01 |
yes man..yes |
| 02:39:03 |
oye silencer.. hey chathur comeback! |
| 02:39:06 |
stop stop stop |
| 02:39:07 |
take van, hanh? ehhehe hehe |
| 02:39:09 |
he wont stop that way!.. i'll stop him! |
| 02:39:19 |
Mr.wangdu.. i cant believe u called! |
| 02:39:23 |
i'm sorry mr.chatur but i cant sign a deal with your company! |
| 02:39:27 |
what sir, what happened sir? |
| 02:39:29 |
aare how shall i sign yaar.. you took away my pen! |
| 02:39:32 |
he heh ehehe |
| 02:39:34 |
what pen sir?.. i did'nt get you |
| 02:39:36 |
the one thats in your hand.. virus's pen!! |
| 02:39:40 |
virus's pen?? |
| 02:39:44 |
mr.wangdu? |
| 02:39:45 |
ya tell me chatur! |
| 02:39:47 |
A for Apple..B for Ball.... L for lucky! |
| 02:39:50 |
ehhe ehhee |
| 02:39:52 |
yaar, he has been raped!! |
| 02:39:54 |
eh ehhehee |
| 02:39:59 |
u got me.. |
| 02:40:01 |
u got me rancho |
| 02:40:03 |
i mean mr.wangdu.. totally flowd me.. good one |
| 02:40:07 |
i hope our personal problems are not gonna affect our deal.... |
| 02:40:11 |
hey chatur..over here..here |
| 02:40:15 |
i was just joking yaar.. i knew it from within that you'll do something in life! |
| 02:40:21 |
no.. u're lying? |
| 02:40:24 |
no no no no.. i'm tellin you.. i swear |
| 02:40:26 |
rancho 100..chatur zero |
| 02:40:28 |
you win, i lose.. you dont believe me |
| 02:40:32 |
aare yaar |
| 02:40:33 |
oh emperor, you are great.. accept the gift |
| 02:40:37 |
i'll give you a free advice mr.wangdu..run!! |
| 02:40:41 |
run run.. |
| 02:40:43 |
hey rancho.. i'll lose my job yaar... i have small-small kids |
| 02:40:48 |
baba ranchhodas used to say rightly |
| 02:40:51 |
kids.... be self-efficeient.. self-efficient |
| 02:40:53 |
then success will come behind u |
