Cars Toon Mater s Tall Tales

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00:00:13 If I'm lying, I'm crying.
00:00:24 Mater, are you all right?
00:00:26 Oh, shoot, that was nothing.
00:00:30 -What?
00:00:32 Folks would come from all around
00:00:35 Mater! Mater!
00:00:37 Ladies and gentlecars,
00:00:54 Get your Mater teeth right here!
00:01:18 You're a hero, man!
00:01:28 And there he goes!
00:01:48 Excuse me. Pardon me.
00:01:50 My bad. Hey, Ricky, how's the kid?
00:01:53 He did it!
00:01:58 -Mater is greater!
00:02:02 l did all kinds of stunts.
00:02:05 Fire!
00:02:20 I busted nearly every part in my body.
00:02:40 But the biggest stunt
00:02:42 was jumping Carburetor Canyon.
00:02:44 Jumping Carburetor Canyon? No way.
00:02:47 Yes way, you remember.
00:02:50 What?
00:02:52 -Ready, buddy?
00:02:53 All right then, get 'er done!
00:03:09 Well, what happened?
00:03:11 You didn't make it.
00:03:14 Well, see you later!
00:03:42 If I'm lying, I'm crying. Gotta go.
00:03:54 Hey, Red.
00:03:57 -I used to be a fire truck.
00:03:59 Dad gum right.
00:04:01 Fire!
00:04:12 All units, all units! Please respond.
00:04:14 Fire in progress at
00:04:18 That's the old
00:04:21 Right you are, Mater. Now go!
00:04:26 Chopper One en route.
00:04:27 -Trooper responding. Where's Mater?
00:04:34 Mater One en route.
00:04:35 All right, back it up, folks.
00:04:37 Put it in reverse, pal.
00:04:41 Be advised, explosive situation.
00:04:43 Rescue Squad Mater,
00:04:45 1 0-4! I'm on it.
00:04:53 Mater, I cannot believe
00:04:56 You remember, for Pete's sake.
00:05:01 -Help! Help!
00:05:07 -I gotcha!
00:05:12 Get him to the hospital! Stat!
00:05:15 On my way!
00:05:18 Yeah, baby!
00:05:27 Paging Dr Mater. Dr Mater to the OR.
00:05:31 What's going on, ladies?
00:05:33 All righty now,
00:05:37 Mater, you're a doctor, too?
00:05:39 That's right, buddy. I got my MD,
00:05:44 Hey, Doctor.
00:05:45 Clear!
00:05:48 -Well, what happened?
00:05:50 What? No, you didn't.
00:05:51 -Did so.
00:05:52 -Did so.
00:05:53 -Yes, I did. Yep.
00:05:55 -Did so.
00:05:56 Hello, Doctor.
00:05:59 Did so.
00:06:13 Don't lie, don't cry! Wrastle!
00:06:24 Check out the size of
00:06:26 Shoot, that boy's nothing.
00:06:27 I used to wrastle trucks
00:06:30 -What?
00:06:31 I used to be a Monster Truck Wrastler!
00:06:34 Ladies and gentlecars,
00:06:37 introducing The Tormentor!
00:06:42 Excuse me, it's Tow Mater!
00:06:45 Who wants some ice cream?
00:06:48 The I-Screamer!
00:06:53 I'm gonna make you scream!
00:06:59 -Where did he go?
00:07:03 Can I have one double dip
00:07:07 Sure. That's a very popular flavour.
00:07:12 One, two, three. The winner!
00:07:15 Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae!
00:07:19 -Drop and give me 20!
00:07:23 One, two, three. The winner!
00:07:26 The Rastacarian has The Tormentor
00:07:30 Me be jamming now, man.
00:07:33 One, two, three. The winner!
00:07:36 Who be jamming, now?
00:07:37 You be jamming, now!
00:07:40 Dr Feel Bad.
00:07:41 Your next stop is the hospital!
00:07:44 Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers!
00:07:48 That's gotta hurt.
00:07:49 And just wait till he gets the bill.
00:07:51 One, two, three!
00:07:52 Paddy O'Concrete's
00:07:54 Here comes a nice fresh pour!
00:07:57 Pour it on!
00:08:00 He got paved!
00:08:01 Now that's what I call a patio,
00:08:04 -daddy-o.
00:08:06 You rock, man!
00:08:09 And now, the moment
00:08:12 the buck-toothed wonder of the world,
00:08:16 The Tormentor!
00:08:29 Go get him, Tormentor!
00:08:31 And the world champion,
00:08:38 Piece of cake.
00:08:39 And his Monster!
00:08:46 It's alive!
00:08:47 I'm dead.
00:08:49 What did you do?
00:08:50 Don't you remember nothing?
00:08:53 -Tag, you're it!
00:09:03 Yes, ladies, they are real.
00:09:07 -Quick! Tag me, tag me!
00:09:11 Gotcha!
00:09:18 Watch this.
00:09:22 One, two, three.
00:09:23 The winners! The Tormentor and...
00:09:26 -What's your name, son?
00:09:29 And Frightening McMean!
00:09:36 Frightening McMean. Oh, please.
00:09:38 I can't believe it! The Tormentor!
00:09:41 I'm your biggest fan, man!
00:09:44 -Well, of course you can.
00:09:49 Wait, don't you want
00:09:52 -No, thanks.
00:09:53 -I'm okay, really.
00:09:55 You're making me uncomfortable!
00:09:57 -Tag, you're it.
00:09:59 -Tag. Tag!
00:10:00 -Tag, you're it. Tag!
00:10:09 If I'm lying, I'm crying.
00:10:20 -Hey, look! A UFO.
00:10:24 No, it was a UFO.
00:10:25 And I know
00:10:28 -What?
00:10:40 Well, that's weird.
00:10:46 What... What in the...
00:10:51 Well, hey there. Welcome to Earth.
00:10:55 -My name is Mator.
00:11:00 -Should I take you to my litre?
00:11:02 All right, then!
00:11:07 Man, that guy could put it away.
00:11:12 -Dad gum!
00:11:15 We did all my favourite things.
00:11:25 I taught him how to drive backwards.
00:11:28 And he taught me how to fly.
00:11:31 Cool.
00:11:34 Wait up!
00:11:41 Hey, Filmore!
00:11:52 We're going to be best friends forever.
00:11:54 What?
00:11:55 -I got him.
00:11:57 -Return to base.
00:12:00 I'll save you!
00:12:06 Dad gum reverse.
00:12:09 I'm coming to get you, Mator!
00:12:17 Oh, no. Mator!
00:12:21 Maintenance to the loading dock,
00:12:28 Van, we'll meet you up there, come on!
00:12:30 Get me 1 0 men right here,
00:12:32 Private Smithers, come here right now!
00:12:34 Dr Schleppenwagen,
00:12:39 Don't get too close.
00:12:41 -Everybody, say, "Cheese."
00:12:44 -Dad gum.
00:12:49 -Where is Dr Abschleppwagen?
00:12:55 So Herr Doktor,
00:12:58 The dad gum means...
00:13:02 Dad gum.
00:13:04 Follow me, Mator!
00:13:12 Do you really expect me
00:13:14 Well, you should. You was there, too!
00:13:24 It's beautiful!
00:13:30 Dad gum.
00:13:32 Thanks for saving us, Mrs UFO.
00:13:39 Thank you.
00:13:41 I'm sorry, Mater, that did not happen.
00:13:43 Oh, yeah?
00:13:47 Oh, Mater, please!
00:13:52 Far out.
00:14:05 If I'm lying, I'm crying.
00:14:13 Hey, look, bulldozers.
00:14:15 Yep.
00:14:19 -What?
00:14:20 I was a famous
00:14:24 They called me El Materdor.
00:14:35 Seńor Materdor!
00:15:37 He's alive!
00:15:40 -El Materdor!
00:16:23 Bravo, Seńor Mater!
00:16:31 So there I was, surrounded.
00:16:36 -What did you do?
00:16:37 Well, don't you remember?
00:16:40 What?
00:16:42 They sure liked that fancy red
00:16:53 Mater, that did not happen.
00:16:54 Well, try telling that
00:17:03 -Seńor Mater!
00:17:05 Senoritas!
00:17:21 Houston, if I'm lying, I'm crying.
00:17:30 Wow, check out that moon.
00:17:31 -Yep, I been up there.
00:17:34 Oh, yeah, it's real purty?.
00:17:36 It all started when I was towing
00:17:39 And then suddenly,
00:17:42 Houston, I have a problem.
00:17:44 It's Impala XIII!
00:17:45 -He's stuck on the moon.
00:17:47 Where on Earth
00:17:49 Well, that guy's got a tow.
00:17:55 And with a little bit of training,
00:18:05 What's going on, ladies?
00:18:07 -Good luck, Mater.
00:18:11 Welcome aboard, Mater.
00:18:13 Well, howdy there, Roger.
00:18:17 Prepare for takeoff.
00:18:18 Let's burn this candle!
00:18:20 T-minus ten,
00:18:22 -nine... Main engine start. Seven, six...
00:18:27 -to the moon before, Roger.
00:18:28 -You'll love it. It's real nice.
00:18:32 Booster ignition.
00:18:35 And we have lift-off of Roger Shuttle
00:18:43 I love my job!
00:18:49 We have cleared the tower.
00:18:52 It's all up to Mater, now.
00:18:55 Booster rockets 1 and 2 disengaged.
00:18:58 Roger, Roger. You are clear to burn.
00:19:02 See you later, Earth.
00:19:04 You are on approach to the moon.
00:19:06 Prepare for moon landing.
00:19:08 Open cargo bay doors.
00:19:10 Roger!
00:19:11 Operation Tow Mater is go.
00:19:14 Okey-dokey.
00:19:15 Good luck, Mater.
00:19:17 Roger-dodger, Roger.
00:19:20 Whoa!
00:19:33 Moon Mater has landed.
00:19:35 Thank goodness you're here, Mater.
00:19:37 Quick, connect your rescue apparatus
00:19:40 of the linear axle assembly. Pronto.
00:19:42 How about I just give you a tow?
00:19:46 Mission accomplished.
00:19:49 -Got it! Check.
00:19:50 -Pivot bolster columns.
00:19:51 Disengage inertial dampener.
00:19:54 -Blast off!
00:19:57 Well, there l was,
00:20:01 1 7,000 miles an hour? No way!
00:20:03 Yes way.
00:20:08 Oh, yeah! This is awesome!
00:20:13 -Watch out for re-entry!
00:20:17 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:20:26 Don't worry, I got you.
00:20:29 Yes siree!
00:20:34 So, Mater, when does an astronaut eat?
00:20:37 At launch time.
00:20:43 -Oh, come on. That did not happen.
00:20:46 -Mater! Houston has another problem!
00:20:50 Let's burn this candle!
00:20:52 Oh, yeah!
00:21:07 If I'm lying, I'm crying.
00:21:22 Mater, why don't you
00:21:24 -Nah, I don't want to steal the show.
00:21:27 -Well, I was a big rock star.
00:21:30 Yes, siree.
00:21:45 Boy, we sound pretty good.
00:21:59 Don't forget to tip the waitresses!
00:22:01 -That so rocked!
00:22:05 -Do you guys have a record?
00:22:09 Be right back.
00:22:36 Oh, yeah!
00:22:44 What's that sound?
00:22:45 That sounds like angels
00:22:51 Say, you boys are good.
00:22:55 A new name? A new name.
00:22:57 Delivery! Where do you want
00:23:00 That's it!
00:23:15 I wanna hear you.
00:23:28 -You were Heavy Metal Mater?
00:23:33 -Are you ready to rock?
00:23:36 Oh, yeah!
00:23:53 I'm sorry, Mater. That did not happen.
00:23:55 Well, suit yourself.
00:24:18 If I'm lying, I'm crying, see.
00:24:26 Morning, Flo. Hey, can I get some air?
00:24:30 Flat tyres, you say?
00:24:33 -What?
00:24:35 -No way!
00:24:37 It was 7:1 5 on a Friday night.
00:24:39 I was working downtown.
00:24:42 but this time I was onto
00:24:44 It was all right there in black and white.
00:24:46 Blowouts everywhere. There was
00:24:50 And a sale on trailer hitches
00:24:52 l was about to hit the bricks,
00:24:56 She was wearing those whitewalls,
00:25:00 -Hello, Mater.
00:25:02 -I missed you.
00:25:05 You don't have to play poker with me.
00:25:07 Well, you always were the wild card.
00:25:10 I need you to find my sister, Mia.
00:25:15 Quit the waterworks, will you?
00:25:18 She was working for Big D.
00:25:21 Big D, you say?
00:25:22 She worked at his club.
00:25:43 You wanted to see me, seńor?
00:25:44 I'm looking for Mia. You seen her?
00:25:46 Mia! That ragtop. I don't remember.
00:25:50 Well, maybe this'll help you remember.
00:25:52 Maybe.
00:25:57 Well, now I remember.
00:26:00 I saw her a couple of days ago
00:26:02 -Where did they go?
00:26:06 But she did smell salty. Like the ocean.
00:26:10 Hey, this guy bugging you?
00:26:11 Not yet, but a girl can hope.
00:26:14 Well, he's bugging me.
00:26:15 Whoa! Hello, Clyde.
00:26:20 You're a very nosy fella, kitty cat.
00:26:22 You know what happens
00:26:23 in the wrong places?
00:26:25 -I don't know, free carwash?
00:26:29 Next time, it's the blinkers.
00:26:33 I was down to one headlight.
00:26:36 Hey, Stinky?
00:26:38 -I don't know.
00:26:39 No. They got me working the alleys,
00:26:42 -Blowouts, you say?
00:26:44 -Odd?
00:26:46 -Smell?
00:26:47 -Salty? Ocean?
00:26:49 I haven't smelled that
00:26:51 -Rocks? Ducks?
00:26:53 The docks! Thanks, Stinky!
00:26:54 You're welcome, Mater.
00:26:59 Mia!
00:27:02 Come on! Put a little hustle into it!
00:27:11 Big D! Wait till I tell the DA.
00:27:14 You ain't telling the DA nothing.
00:27:16 -What? I'm being shanghaied!
00:27:18 Tia!
00:27:20 I had no choice.
00:27:24 Well, you always did the right thing.
00:27:28 No!
00:27:29 What'd you do?
00:27:31 Like you don't know,
00:27:34 Looks like we finally caught you, Big D.
00:27:36 Oh, no! McQueen!
00:27:39 -Get him!
00:27:42 Mater!
00:27:45 Whoa!
00:27:52 Just what I thought. Counterfeit tyres.
00:27:55 You led us right to him, Mater.
00:28:01 It was a fine mess you got me into, Tia.
00:28:03 I'm not bad, Mater. I just drive that way.
00:28:06 Come on.
00:28:12 Mater, that is the most ridiculous thing
00:28:16 Come on, Mater! Everybody conga!
00:28:19 I'm right behind you!
00:28:33 If I am lying, then I am crying.
00:28:49 Morning, everyone. Sure is peaceful.
00:28:53 -Hey, losers!
00:28:56 Not in my town, you don't!
00:29:00 Get back here, you import punks!
00:29:02 Hey, go easy on them, Sheriff!
00:29:04 I used to be an import.
00:29:07 -What? No way!
00:29:10 It all started when one day...
00:29:14 Hey, there, bud. Looks like
00:29:17 Yes, but it is very far.
00:29:20 Well, shoot,
00:29:29 Man, I gotta change my slogan.
00:29:43 Well, here you go.
00:29:45 Domo arigato, Mr Tomato.
00:29:47 And a do itashi mashite to you.
00:29:54 What in the world?
00:29:57 Hello, ladies.
00:30:09 A whatsit?
00:30:10 He challenges you to a drift race!
00:30:13 -Drift race!
00:30:14 We will race at midnight.
00:30:21 Well, they seem friendly.
00:30:23 Mater-san, if you are going to win,
00:30:28 -Modify!
00:30:29 -Modify!
00:30:30 Modify! What's that?
00:30:50 You look good, but can you race?
00:30:55 Can I?
00:30:57 Hey, can I?
00:30:59 Konbanwa, gentlecars.
00:31:03 You must race
00:31:07 First one to seize the flag will become
00:31:10 King of all Drifters!
00:31:12 Well, what happens to the loser?
00:31:14 The loser will be stripped
00:31:17 and become stock.
00:31:21 But I just got all this fancy stuff.
00:31:23 Ready?
00:31:26 Set-o!
00:31:27 Go!
00:31:51 You can't drift. You are loser!
00:31:54 I'll show you!
00:32:04 -Wrong way!
00:32:08 Get back here, you import punk!
00:32:12 Look out!
00:32:14 Coming through!
00:32:16 Doughnuts! I love doughnuts!
00:32:22 Hello!
00:32:23 Good move, but not good enough!
00:32:28 Oh, no! Ninjas!
00:32:30 Whoa, ninjas? What did you do?
00:32:32 Well, shoot, you ought to know.
00:32:37 Lightning Dragon McQueen!
00:32:40 I'll take care of this dragon style!
00:32:43 Spinning dragon attack!
00:32:51 Oh, no! He's almost to the tower!
00:32:54 -Quickly, follow me!
00:33:04 Look at me, I'm drifting!
00:33:12 Whoa, look out!
00:33:20 Oh, no! We're running out of road!
00:33:24 -No! I can't stop!
00:33:27 Lightning dragon fireball!
00:33:34 Cannonball!
00:33:36 Victory is mine.
00:33:39 Well, hey. There you are.
00:33:41 Where did you come from?
00:33:42 I come from Radiator Springs.
00:33:55 You cannot defeat me!
00:33:57 -I can, too.
00:33:59 -Can, too.
00:34:00 -Can, too! Can, too! Can, too!
00:34:03 -Can, too! Can, too! Can, too!
00:34:11 I win.
00:34:12 No!
00:34:14 I'm stock!
00:34:31 And that's how I become Tokyo Mater,
00:34:35 What? Mater, that did not happen.
00:34:38 Oh, yeah? Says you.
00:34:41 Modify!
00:34:42 Look at me! I'm modified!