3 Ninjas Kick Back

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00:00:33 We spent last summer training
00:00:37 Grandpa wanted to give
00:00:41 We just got too good for him.
00:00:43 -Your level is ninja daycare.
00:00:46 Grow up, you two.
00:00:47 Grandpa said we still
00:02:06 Come on!
00:02:09 Why'd you get in my way, Colt?
00:02:12 You didn't even get near him, Tum Tum.
00:02:15 I did too. Didn't l, Rocky?
00:02:19 Looks like grandpa wins again.
00:02:29 Keep your eyes on the target.
00:02:32 Wipe all thoughts from your mind...
00:02:35 ...and keep your energy focused
00:02:38 Watch the bull's-eye grow in front
00:02:41 And when it gets as big as a melon....
00:02:48 I want you to look within yourself.
00:02:52 And remember, all ninjas...
00:02:56 ...heart...
00:02:58 ...mind and body!
00:03:00 And spirit.
00:03:04 Now I've taught you all I know.
00:03:08 And it's time for you
00:03:11 ...with a teacher far greater
00:03:14 Japan, Japan, Japan!
00:03:17 We get to go to Japan?
00:03:18 All right. Quiet, quiet.
00:03:21 I must go next week...
00:03:23 ...to my hometown in Koga.
00:03:28 And I have arranged for you...
00:03:31 ...to come with me to study
00:03:35 All right! Grand Master!
00:03:38 -I never knew that was there.
00:03:41 Fifty years ago...
00:03:44 ...I was just about your age.
00:03:47 I fought for the honour
00:03:54 There was a legend about the dagger
00:03:59 They could open the door
00:04:03 -...Iaden with riches!
00:04:06 Exactly.
00:04:08 The old master told me
00:04:14 ...when the dagger was passed along.
00:04:18 Many believed the story.
00:04:20 Koga, the boy who I defeated...
00:04:25 ... was one of them.
00:04:27 When he lost, he tried to steal
00:04:34 What happened to that kid
00:04:37 Who knows?
00:04:39 Just little boys playing
00:04:43 ...I must take this dagger...
00:04:45 ...and present it to the winner
00:04:49 What about the cave of gold, Grandpa?
00:04:51 Can we visit it when we go to Japan?
00:04:54 Weren't you listening, twerp?
00:04:57 -Bigger twerp.
00:04:59 -Bigger-est.
00:05:01 It's just a legend.
00:05:04 There is no cave of gold.
00:05:08 Who knows where it is?
00:06:21 I waited 50 years
00:06:25 ...Mori Shintaro.
00:06:28 Before you go to Japan...
00:06:31 ...you will be tested
00:06:34 Now remember what I have taught you:
00:06:37 Control.
00:06:38 Restraint.
00:06:40 Concentration.
00:06:42 Unity.
00:06:44 Four strands of rope.
00:06:46 Now, separately you will snap.
00:06:48 But together you'll be strong.
00:06:53 Now get out there and kick butt!
00:07:10 All right. Get it up, son.
00:07:12 Michael, where are you?
00:07:15 Two, please.
00:07:18 -It's on me.
00:07:20 -When does the ice cream guy get here?
00:07:25 Hi, Lisa DiMarino.
00:07:31 Bye, Lisa!
00:07:37 Don't they look adorable
00:07:40 Welcome to the league championship
00:07:42 This game will determine who goes home
00:07:47 The Dragons...
00:07:50 ...or the Mustangs.
00:07:55 Play ball!
00:07:59 Batter up!
00:08:20 -Safe!
00:08:21 You're playing baseball!
00:08:23 Catch the ball, not the weenie!
00:08:52 Hey, come on, break it up. Back off.
00:08:56 Don't dig so deep. You'll only
00:09:00 Hey, batter!
00:09:01 Couldn't hit with a telephone pole.
00:09:03 Little Pony couldn't hit a full moon.
00:09:20 Rocky! Concentration!
00:09:23 Heart.
00:09:24 Mind.
00:09:26 Body.
00:09:28 Lisa?
00:10:03 You're home! Safe! Here's the ball.
00:10:10 Stepping up to the plate for the
00:10:15 He doesn't come alive very often.
00:10:18 But when he does, he really lets go.
00:10:48 It's a long drive.
00:10:51 And it's out of here!
00:11:05 At bat for the Dragons, number 14,
00:11:15 Batter's got time.
00:11:16 Remember the bull's-eye!
00:11:31 Time!
00:11:33 Get your shoe here, son.
00:11:43 Two down. Let's go.
00:11:50 Strength in restraint! Control!
00:11:53 Shall we play ball, boys?
00:12:14 Stop!
00:12:17 Don't do it, Jeffrey!
00:12:24 Scramble!
00:12:49 Thank you.
00:12:58 This is the most disgraceful display
00:13:03 You're supposed to learn how to be
00:13:08 I am suspending this game for one week
00:13:12 The game starts over next Sunday.
00:13:15 That is if, by then,
00:13:21 We're not going to Japan.
00:13:23 What?
00:13:24 -I want to go.
00:13:26 Stop it! "l want, I want."
00:13:30 I was embarrassed and ashamed of your
00:13:35 How can I pay attention with Grandpa
00:13:40 -That's embarrassing.
00:13:42 Just what were you looking at
00:13:46 Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino....
00:13:49 And Jeffrey, fighting like that.
00:13:51 What have I said about your temper?
00:13:53 You have to learn to control it.
00:13:55 Well, I wonder where he gets it from.
00:13:58 You see what this ninja stuff does?
00:14:04 Does this mean no Japan?
00:14:07 It may mean no to a lot of things
00:14:12 This sucks.
00:14:15 What are you doing dreaming
00:14:19 Four strands.
00:14:20 Hey! I didn't do that!
00:14:24 I think the rope is unravelling.
00:14:27 One, two, three-- Three....
00:14:31 -Four!
00:14:46 Who?
00:14:48 Stop!
00:14:51 Somebody pull the plug!
00:14:59 What's the name of your band?
00:15:01 -Tough Noogies.
00:15:04 Get behind the bar.
00:15:07 The rest of you clowns...
00:15:08 ...get out of my club!
00:15:11 There's a phone call for you.
00:15:15 Thank you.
00:15:17 Hey, Uncle!
00:15:18 How's the weather in Japan?
00:15:20 My idiot nephew, forget the weather.
00:15:23 Did you get the pictures?
00:15:26 Oh, yeah.
00:15:28 Cool knife.
00:15:29 I will pay you well...
00:15:32 ...to perform this task for me.
00:15:35 We'll take it!
00:15:36 The tickets are for Tokyo, Japan.
00:15:38 How many tickets, boys?
00:15:40 All right, huddle up.
00:15:44 It's Japan. How often do you get this
00:15:49 What about the championship?
00:15:53 -I want to go.
00:15:55 It does too.
00:15:57 You could pitch the winning game.
00:15:59 What do you think Lisa would think?
00:16:02 I can't wait all day.
00:16:07 We voted...
00:16:10 ...we're gonna play baseball.
00:16:15 Just one ticket.
00:16:22 I voted to go, Grandpa.
00:16:25 Thank you, Tum Tum, for wanting
00:16:30 Ninja? I really wanted to go there
00:16:36 You know how much those guys get
00:16:39 Don't burn dinner, and clean
00:16:42 By the time you get back,
00:16:48 I think that's him.
00:16:51 The guy who we're
00:16:54 No wonder your uncle's offering
00:16:59 He's gone.
00:17:03 Rock 'n' roll!
00:17:14 Someone's coming.
00:17:15 Robbers.
00:17:16 Or maybe somebody's lost.
00:17:20 A ninja must always be prepared
00:17:24 We should also steal some VCRs....
00:17:26 -Directions?
00:17:30 Let's murder-lize them!
00:17:45 Let's see what we have here
00:17:48 Eggs, old pie....
00:17:51 Let me have a taste of it.
00:17:54 I'll keep watch, you two go in.
00:17:56 -I'll flatten you!
00:17:58 What are you hitting me for?
00:18:00 I gotta do all the work around here.
00:18:09 Piece of cake. Okay. On three.
00:18:11 Wait. Wait.
00:18:16 One...
00:18:18 ...two....
00:18:21 --three!
00:18:25 Get off of me!
00:18:27 Look, a desk!
00:18:32 If you were gonna hide
00:18:34 ...wouldn't you hide it in a desk?
00:18:39 I found it.
00:18:41 See? Let's go.
00:18:44 Were you hatched from a moron egg?
00:18:46 Does that look like this?
00:18:49 You sniff around down here.
00:19:05 Who's there?
00:19:07 Who's there?
00:19:09 How hard can it be
00:19:33 Slam?
00:19:36 Slam, man. You find it?
00:19:39 -Lemon meringue.
00:19:42 Nice try.
00:19:45 Vinnie!
00:19:48 Come on, cheesehead!
00:19:53 Was that a yes?
00:19:55 I don't think the house is empty.
00:19:57 There's nobody here.
00:20:02 You're right.
00:20:14 I'm tired of playing with you--
00:20:22 That's it, you runts! You're mine!
00:20:24 Please, Mr. Man, don't hurt us.
00:20:28 Come on!
00:20:37 Get over here!
00:20:43 Who are you, teenage mutant wannabes?
00:20:54 We're the Three Ninjas!
00:20:57 -Let's go while we're still standing.
00:21:01 Out of my way, Slam. I'm out of here!
00:21:07 I'm working with idiots.
00:21:09 Oh, yeah? Come on. Try and get me.
00:21:12 Let's get him!
00:21:17 Watch the tree! Watch the tree!
00:21:19 Chickens.
00:21:21 Come on. Go, go, go.
00:21:24 -Vinnie!
00:21:28 Now, if I was a dagger,
00:21:36 Will you hurry?
00:22:10 I did it!
00:22:20 Come see us again!
00:22:22 I thought it was supposed to be empty.
00:22:28 It was supposed to be an easy job.
00:22:30 -Stop!
00:22:35 We forgot Glam!
00:22:42 He's here. Drive!
00:22:46 -Wasn't that great?
00:22:49 I can't believe the oil trick
00:22:52 What?
00:22:54 I thought you'd have dinner ready.
00:22:57 -Three guys--
00:22:59 What did they want to rob?
00:23:01 -TVs and stuff. We heard them.
00:23:05 They finally gave up and ran away.
00:23:07 We used what you taught us.
00:23:09 A true ninja never brags
00:23:14 The next time, call the police.
00:23:19 There were these...security guards.
00:23:23 -And....
00:23:26 -I got close to it. I saw it.
00:23:30 No, I don't have it. It's not like
00:23:34 I want the dagger in my hands tomorrow.
00:23:38 Get the dagger and be at my office
00:23:42 ...or you will receive no pay.
00:23:44 Love you.
00:23:48 We're dropping Dad at the airport.
00:23:51 He's disappointed they aren't going.
00:23:53 Everything they need to know
00:23:57 Don't forget your dad
00:24:00 I thought he was born full-grown
00:24:03 That's enough.
00:24:05 When I was a kid, I played
00:24:08 The way you'll play next week, right?
00:24:10 Michael, come on!
00:24:13 Hey! Who ate my Good & Plenty?
00:24:21 This should protect my bag.
00:24:31 Mousetrap.
00:24:36 I almost forgot
00:24:45 They're taking the dagger.
00:24:47 Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:06 -Which bags are yours?
00:25:11 Which one?
00:25:15 Oh, here it is.
00:25:16 Goodbye. Wish you
00:25:18 Me too, Grandpa.
00:25:25 There he goes!
00:25:27 -Bye, Dad.
00:25:30 Vacation time!
00:26:14 This is terrible. I'm so sorry.
00:26:24 Very sorry. Sorry, sir. Sorry.
00:26:26 Get in! Get in! Get in!
00:26:31 Greetings, Uncle!
00:26:33 I was expecting you earlier.
00:26:36 Uncle, we did your bidding,
00:26:40 -Quiet, fool.
00:26:42 -Give it to me!
00:26:45 Hey, nice vase.
00:26:47 Behold! The dagger of doom.
00:26:55 -I can explain this.
00:26:58 Ishikawa! Show them
00:27:03 Hey, that's our lead singer, you!
00:27:06 We can do instrumentals.
00:27:09 Can we talk about this?
00:27:15 Nephew, I am much dissatisfied.
00:27:20 But I am prepared to give you...
00:27:23 ...another chance.
00:27:25 You say Mori Shintaro is in Japan.
00:27:28 Keep an eye on him.
00:27:30 Listen to every word he says.
00:27:33 And bring back that dagger to me!
00:27:43 My fortune says,
00:27:45 You blew that one for us.
00:27:47 -You voted to stay too.
00:27:49 But I wish I hadn't.
00:27:52 Besides, all love fortunes
00:27:55 That means you got mine.
00:27:58 Put them on. Grandpa says you
00:28:01 Put them on, Rocky.
00:28:05 The four-eyed beast!
00:28:09 Mine says I have an insect for a
00:28:14 Help me!
00:28:21 -He's right.
00:28:23 You do look like a four-eyed beast.
00:28:25 Only I can call my brother that.
00:28:28 What do you call him? My Little Pony?
00:28:31 Kick their butts, Colt.
00:28:33 I'd love to see you try. Come on.
00:28:35 Let's go. Let's go inside.
00:28:38 -Now!
00:28:40 I said, now!
00:28:42 Yeah, go inside. The Strike Out Kid.
00:28:46 See you Sunday, Dragons!
00:28:49 You're acting like Grandpa.
00:28:51 You should have murder-lized them.
00:28:53 You made me look like a wimp
00:28:56 Chill, it's Grandpa.
00:28:59 Well, hello, boys! I'm all right.
00:29:02 I'm in a hospital.
00:29:05 What's wrong?
00:29:06 Oh, I was in a tiny car accident.
00:29:11 I'm at the mercy of a nurse
00:29:15 Actually, she's a witch
00:29:19 Do you mind?
00:29:24 I had all my luggage stolen.
00:29:26 They took everything.
00:29:29 They stole the dagger.
00:29:32 You vampire!
00:29:34 I saw this weird Japanese guy
00:29:38 -Don't tell your mom and dad.
00:29:41 I'm in Tokyo General.
00:29:46 Except for this wicked nurse
00:29:53 Some people here do understand
00:29:59 Hope you feel better soon. Bye.
00:30:02 -Who hit him?
00:30:04 Like the jerko at the cabin?
00:30:07 -Oh, no!
00:30:11 This isn't my bag.
00:30:15 They were after the dagger.
00:30:16 We gotta go there.
00:30:19 What about the baseball game?
00:30:21 -That's a game. This is Grandpa.
00:30:25 Forget your Ding Dongs.
00:30:28 First, I'll take care of the tickets.
00:30:31 Okay, so that's three
00:30:34 -We're almost grown-up.
00:30:37 Mori Shintaro. He's my grandfather.
00:30:40 We'll need his authorization.
00:30:42 Sure. Colt, do you have Grandpa's
00:30:50 -Hello.
00:30:55 I'm all right.
00:30:57 That's nice. I just took
00:31:01 -My grandson.
00:31:04 Three seats this afternoon to....
00:31:06 -Tokyo.
00:31:08 I have your authorization for three
00:31:12 ...to Tokyo, totalling $1 1,364?
00:31:19 I'm sorry?
00:31:22 -Yes, everything, you vampire!
00:31:26 I just work here.
00:31:29 They can pick
00:31:32 Ugly witch.
00:31:34 Yeah? Well, you know what you are?
00:31:36 Goodbye.
00:31:38 All right, we got a lot to do.
00:31:40 I'll write a note to Mom and Dad.
00:31:43 Colt, find money,
00:31:46 We'll be packed on time.
00:31:48 How will we do all that
00:31:50 You've heard of ingenuity, right?
00:32:20 -Tum Tum!
00:32:26 Tum Tum, it's for Grandpa.
00:32:34 Happy?
00:32:35 -How fast can you get us to LAX?
00:33:00 Colt?
00:33:02 Tum Tum?
00:33:04 Rocky?
00:33:37 It's okay. We'll stick together.
00:33:45 Rocky, catch.
00:34:02 You're out!
00:34:06 She thank you. Want to repay you.
00:34:09 Could you take us
00:34:14 She want to know, are you sick?
00:34:16 We're fine.
00:34:19 -Mori Shintaro. Do you know him?
00:35:24 Can't you do that more gently?
00:35:25 Really, Mr. Shintaro! My grandkids
00:35:29 My grandchildren can drive you
00:35:33 -He's right! We could!
00:35:37 Boys! What are you doing here?
00:35:39 Grandpa, we missed you!
00:35:42 Nurse Hino, these are my three ninjas!
00:35:46 Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum.
00:35:50 Would you get that--?
00:35:53 Well, boys. Colt, what
00:35:56 You're more important, Grandpa.
00:35:59 -We think you're in danger.
00:36:02 You know the Japanese guy with
00:36:05 He tried to rob the cabin.
00:36:08 How do you know?
00:36:09 Did he look like he was trying
00:36:12 -The guy with the ugly white hair.
00:36:15 You know, a real wannabe type.
00:36:18 Oh, yeah.
00:36:25 Will you shut up, please?
00:36:26 I think they were after the dagger.
00:36:29 Well, they have it now.
00:36:36 -Rocky, how?
00:36:40 And they got my Ding Dongs.
00:36:42 Did you hear that?
00:36:45 So you came all this way because
00:36:49 What'd you tell your parents?
00:36:51 Well....
00:36:54 Oh, no.
00:36:55 We left them a note.
00:36:58 We have to call them
00:37:02 Meanwhile, we'd better make plans
00:37:05 Hello, Jessica!
00:37:07 How's everything? How's the weather?
00:37:09 She's pissed.
00:37:11 Hi, Mom.
00:37:13 Jessica, it's not their fault.
00:37:18 Here, you talk to Tum Tum.
00:37:22 Hi, Mom. No.
00:37:25 Hey, boys.
00:37:27 The tournament is going on
00:37:31 I want you to take this dagger...
00:37:33 ...and present it to the winner
00:37:36 -What about you?
00:37:39 What? Oh, Ma.
00:37:41 Now do this for me.
00:37:44 Call us every day
00:37:47 Okay, Mom, okay, got it. 2 p.m.
00:37:50 Mom wants to say goodbye!
00:37:53 -Bye.
00:37:58 Nurse Hino, I thought I told you
00:38:01 Do you know how I deal
00:38:09 Nurse Hino, can I make a deal
00:38:14 I'll let you use me
00:38:16 ...if you see to it that my boys
00:38:21 I'll be glad to help.
00:38:22 -It's the end of my shift anyway.
00:38:26 Nurse Shibuya will be taking my place.
00:38:43 I hope we make it there in time.
00:38:45 -I hope we see some great ninjas.
00:40:37 Is this what Grandpa
00:40:40 The next level of screaming?
00:40:44 This guy's good.
00:40:50 I could take him.
00:41:02 Hey, Colt. If number 16 wins this
00:41:29 I'll be right back.
00:42:09 Hey, that guy's not bad.
00:42:13 He's kind of wild, like Colt.
00:42:17 Colt!
00:42:21 Come on, he'll get his
00:42:24 Stay here. Maybe it's the lesson
00:42:30 Yes!
00:42:36 Ow!
00:42:47 A girl?
00:42:48 A girl?
00:42:50 A girl?
00:42:53 I'm such a spaz.
00:43:00 Rocky?
00:43:02 If she's the winner,
00:43:05 Let's go ask Mr. Big over there.
00:43:11 I'm sorry, you're going too fast.
00:43:13 Perhaps I can help.
00:43:16 Tell him we bring this
00:43:27 Whoa! Look at those feet!
00:43:30 He say he know everything. He spoke
00:43:35 Bet he's ticklish.
00:43:38 He says ceremony can wait a few
00:43:42 We must uphold the tradition.
00:43:44 What shall we do with this?
00:43:50 Grand Master say if your grandfather
00:43:58 Colt got beat by a girl!
00:44:02 Colt got beat by a girl!
00:44:04 -I'm still better than you.
00:44:07 You are worthy opponent, Spaz.
00:44:09 Oh, no. It's Colt.
00:44:12 I am Miyo. This is my mother.
00:44:16 I would love to hear about America.
00:44:19 -No.
00:44:22 We didn't plan anything.
00:44:28 Then you come home with us.
00:44:31 We'd be honoured. But we must hurry.
00:44:42 Every year she is the only girl
00:44:45 Hey, who lives in that castle over
00:44:49 Castle Hikone. No one live there.
00:45:07 -Maybe she should stick to ninja.
00:45:19 He tell me to come back
00:45:22 He say because of ninja I am
00:45:26 What?
00:45:27 You know, swing my butt.
00:45:29 You mean your "bat."
00:45:31 Yes. My butt.
00:45:35 Hey, I got an idea.
00:45:42 -You teach us ninja.
00:47:58 Yes!
00:48:03 Grand Master's house. Run!
00:48:22 -Greetings, Uncle!
00:48:25 Doing your bidding, my dearest blood
00:48:33 Rock 'n' roll!
00:48:37 Stop! Why are you wasting my time?
00:48:41 Relax, san. What's the big deal?
00:48:44 Here, go on.
00:48:45 Just a second.
00:48:48 The tournament is going on
00:48:51 So I want you to take this dagger
00:48:54 -... to the winner of the competition.
00:48:58 Return the dagger to the Grand Master.
00:49:02 Perfection.
00:49:03 I will be ready for him.
00:49:06 Ishikawa, prepare for our journey.
00:49:09 What about our dough?
00:49:11 I asked for a dagger,
00:49:14 Two tapes.
00:49:15 No payment!
00:49:17 You have failed me.
00:49:38 This is great. Rocky...
00:49:40 ...tell Miyo's mother how
00:49:46 -Thank you.
00:49:51 Your Japanese is getting good, Rocky.
00:49:54 You should say something
00:49:56 Like, "Clip your toenails."
00:50:00 I have an idea to help.
00:50:06 This book helps me learn
00:50:09 See?
00:50:14 I don't read Japanese.
00:50:17 No, it's half in English.
00:50:19 Well, why don't you just read it
00:50:25 Just go ahead. Just sound it out.
00:50:36 "Hello."
00:50:39 "Nice to meet you."
00:50:43 "Nice to meet you."
00:50:49 "Nice to meet you."
00:50:52 Ow!
00:50:59 Rocky loves Miyo!
00:51:01 Rocky loves Miyo!
00:51:20 Grand Master say he will start
00:51:25 We're ready for him.
00:51:28 I wish I could go with you.
00:51:31 -Well, good luck.
00:51:33 We'll do great. See you later.
00:51:36 -Bye, Miyo!
00:51:37 Bye, Miyo. My little chicken pot pie.
00:51:49 So...
00:51:51 ...you are the grandsons
00:51:55 Hey, how come you didn't speak English
00:52:00 In front of the other people?
00:52:03 They would not understand us.
00:52:22 Did you bring the dagger
00:52:27 I thought you wanted to wait
00:52:29 I changed my mind.
00:52:35 I want it now.
00:52:39 Weren't you shorter the other day?
00:52:43 Rocky! Colt! Tum Tum!
00:52:49 He's a fake!
00:52:51 Scramble!
00:53:22 You gonna talk us to death?
00:53:51 Oh, no. Mom!
00:53:53 Rocky!
00:53:55 -Give me the phone!
00:53:58 Catch.
00:54:04 It's about time. You're late.
00:54:06 Hey, Mom. It's me.
00:54:08 What's going on?
00:54:10 Not much.
00:54:12 You know, it's just
00:54:16 Colt, Mom wants to talk to you.
00:54:19 Coming down!
00:54:21 Hi, Mom. Dad!
00:54:22 I thought there wasn't gonna
00:54:25 We're not. We're seeing
00:54:28 When you get home, we're having
00:54:32 Fine. I'll set aside a month.
00:54:34 Don't be a smart kid.
00:54:35 I'm not being a smart kid.
00:54:40 Hi, Dad. The noise? What noise?
00:54:42 It's the TV. It's a kung fu movie.
00:54:45 Tum Tum, turn it down!
00:54:47 Hang on a sec.
00:54:56 Grandpa? He's out fishing
00:54:59 Yeah, gotta go. Bye.
00:55:34 Come on, Rocky!
00:55:35 Rocky!
00:56:27 All right, Miyo!
00:56:39 Where have you guys been?
00:56:41 So that's where you were?
00:56:43 Quickly, but be careful.
00:56:46 This way, secret passageway
00:56:51 You said this was a secret.
00:56:57 This is my ninja compound.
00:57:07 Don't even think of escaping.
00:57:25 Let me go, you big hairy ape!
00:57:30 Did I say ape? Forget it.
00:57:33 It's not fair to the other apes.
00:57:39 I just knew it was a bad idea
00:57:43 What? You voted for it
00:57:47 I just wish I was home.
00:57:49 I want to see Mom and Dad.
00:57:52 I want to be in my own house.
00:57:54 I want to eat a real cheeseburger
00:57:58 I knew this would come to food.
00:58:00 What is a ninja?
00:58:01 Rocky, stop being like Grandpa.
00:58:05 What is a ninja?
00:58:06 A body. A spirit. A mind.
00:58:10 Tum Tum?
00:58:12 A heart.
00:58:26 Pretty quiet around here without
00:58:32 They don't even seem to care
00:58:35 They listen to their Grandpa
00:58:38 They listen to their Grandpa because
00:58:42 I wish they could behave more like....
00:58:46 -Like what? Like you?
00:58:48 They can't. They're not you.
00:58:49 They're Samuel and Jeffrey
00:58:56 -No, they're not.
00:59:00 They're Rocky and Colt and Tum Tum.
00:59:10 -I just wish they'd come home.
00:59:22 I will give you one last chance.
00:59:26 I have the dagger and the samurai
00:59:31 Only one man knows their secret...
00:59:33 ...and that is Mori Shintaro.
00:59:37 Are you capable of kidnapping
00:59:42 -Uncle.
00:59:47 I've a marvellous idea.
00:59:55 This is stupid. I feel ridiculous.
00:59:57 Quiet, you.
01:00:18 The phone was ringing.
01:00:21 Straighten up.
01:00:24 Good day, ladies. Hello.
01:00:27 Hello.
01:00:29 -That was him!
01:00:30 Yo, sir! Excuse me, we have--
01:00:32 -Yes?
01:00:33 I had my physical therapy today.
01:00:35 -I don't mean therapy.
01:00:38 Oh, I see.
01:00:41 I never saw you lovely
01:00:44 Oh, that's because we've
01:01:01 I'm getting tired of this!
01:01:11 You're on the wrong floor, girls.
01:01:14 Mine!
01:01:23 Bye, girls.
01:01:26 Oh, my leg, my foot, my ankle!
01:01:30 Say something! What kind of
01:01:32 -Surgery preparation.
01:01:34 Vinnie! Glam!
01:01:35 No surgery, we're fine! We're fine!
01:01:48 Why have you brought me here?
01:01:50 Why have you put me in
01:01:53 Leave us.
01:01:57 Who are you?
01:01:59 A boy from your childhood.
01:02:06 Koga!
01:02:10 -Boys!
01:02:15 Are you all right?
01:02:17 We're okay, Grandpa.
01:02:18 What about you?
01:02:20 Grandpa, get us out of here.
01:02:22 I'll try my best.
01:02:25 Who's in there with you?
01:02:26 Rocky's girlfriend.
01:02:29 She's not my girlfriend.
01:02:32 Remember: four strands of rope.
01:02:36 The cave. Where is the cave?
01:02:41 According to legend...
01:02:43 ...the cave is beneath Castle Hikone.
01:02:48 The dagger. The dagger.
01:02:51 The sword and the dagger are the keys.
01:02:53 Now let my grandchildren go!
01:02:56 You have someplace else to go first.
01:03:04 A ninja must use everything around him
01:03:08 But there's nothing here we can use.
01:03:11 I still have a ninja ball.
01:03:12 I don't even
01:03:14 Forget it. There's no way to escape.
01:03:18 We don't have to.
01:03:20 We just have to
01:03:53 Don't you just hate us?
01:03:56 They must be on their way
01:03:58 -My bag!
01:04:00 I know where it is.
01:04:13 -What do we do?
01:06:09 -Light up their eyes!
01:06:35 Colt! Get him off me!
01:06:37 Colt! Get him off me!
01:06:44 How are we gonna get there?
01:06:50 On the wings of eagles.
01:06:52 I don't want to fly!
01:07:06 Come on! It's just like
01:07:08 I hate roller coasters!
01:07:19 I want to go down!
01:07:24 The entrance is down an old well.
01:07:32 Over there.
01:07:40 Ah, here it is!
01:07:58 Watch where you're going!
01:08:00 I am watching.
01:08:01 -Look out for that tree!
01:08:09 There's the door.
01:08:21 The sword.
01:08:33 The dagger!
01:08:52 The gate to my cave of gold.
01:09:03 Ishikawa, wait here.
01:09:08 Look! The dagger and the sword.
01:09:13 -Maybe you should leave it there.
01:09:19 I don't like the look of this place.
01:09:28 It's sealed shut.
01:09:30 Nice job, spaz.
01:09:37 What is this place?
01:09:40 It's creepy, that's what it is.
01:09:47 Four strands of rope.
01:09:56 These are ancient samurai warriors!
01:09:59 Your riches are nothing
01:10:02 You're chasing fairy tales...
01:10:04 ...and I'm not gonna be
01:10:09 There is no cave of gold.
01:10:11 No!
01:10:21 A fairy tale?
01:10:31 It is a cave of gold!
01:10:36 The legend was true!
01:10:38 Yes. It is true.
01:10:47 I-- I beg of you.
01:10:49 The brave warrior,
01:10:53 Goodbye, Mori Shintaro.
01:11:00 I beat you once, Koga.
01:11:02 That was a long time ago, Grandpa.
01:12:10 Behind you!
01:12:17 Excuse me, Mr. Man.
01:12:25 This way!
01:12:30 Colt!
01:12:32 We're coming!
01:12:52 I will win, because you
01:13:08 -Don't move.
01:13:10 ...I accidentally scarred your face.
01:13:14 What has happened to your soul,
01:13:19 No more talking.
01:13:22 Your fate is to be buried here.
01:13:44 Let's go!
01:13:45 You mean, "Scramble!"
01:13:54 Koga, it's not worth it.
01:13:56 Come with me.
01:13:59 Come on!
01:14:17 Tum Tum, watch out behind you.
01:14:22 -Hurry up!
01:14:23 I'm trying!
01:14:26 I want to find it!
01:14:28 -Please!
01:14:30 I found it!
01:14:33 -Let's go!
01:14:35 -Go!
01:14:38 I found my Ding Dongs.
01:15:13 A true ninja is free from all desire.
01:15:18 It took me a long time
01:15:22 From our days in Koga...
01:15:24 ...until this moment.
01:15:26 Slow learner.
01:15:39 You are all very brave ninjas.
01:15:43 Grandpa, this is Miyo.
01:15:47 You? A young lady?
01:15:59 As this was presented to me
01:16:04 ...I pass this to you.
01:16:07 You have achieved...
01:16:10 ...ninja level at the
01:16:15 -Body.
01:16:18 And heart.
01:16:21 Keep this dagger...
01:16:23 ...till the day you will present it...
01:16:27 ...to a young ninja.
01:16:30 This is better
01:16:34 I think you mean "Series."
01:16:36 What I said, "Cereals."
01:16:39 It's too bad we missed our game.
01:16:42 I thought it wasn't till Sunday.
01:16:44 -lt is Sunday.
01:16:46 -lf we catch a plane today....
01:16:51 What are you gonna do?
01:16:55 -The rest of them are off on vacation.
01:17:00 I guess we have no choice.
01:17:02 I forfeit.
01:17:04 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:17:07 ...due to a shortage of players,
01:17:10 Play ball!
01:17:16 Oh, this is great timing!
01:17:18 This is great. Let's play ball, huh?
01:17:20 You heard him!
01:17:22 Play ball!
01:17:29 -I missed you so much.
01:17:31 The big question on our mind is:
01:17:33 Will this be a baseball game
01:17:48 -Out!
01:17:51 Dragons down by one.
01:17:53 Two strikes, runners at
01:17:56 Come on, Colt! Bring me home!
01:18:03 Thanks for the
01:18:09 Now batting, number 10,
01:18:26 It's a bloop single to left.
01:18:32 That's hitting below the belt.
01:18:33 I hope the Mustangs won't turn
01:18:39 Replacing number 25
01:18:43 That player doesn't seem
01:18:48 Top of the 7th, Mustangs up 4 to 2.
01:18:50 Bases are loaded, they have a chance
01:18:55 Long drive, deep centre field.
01:18:57 The centre fielder going back,
01:19:00 Leaping!
01:19:01 A great catch!
01:19:03 By a girl!
01:19:13 Great! That was a great catch.
01:19:15 Everybody gather around.
01:19:17 All right, listen up.
01:19:20 Let's just go out there
01:19:23 -All right.
01:19:25 Boys, come here.
01:19:32 Look, win or lose...
01:19:35 ...I just wanted to tell you...
01:19:38 ...that I'm really very proud of you.
01:19:40 You're real sportsmen out there.
01:19:43 You see? You learn
01:19:47 With a little bit
01:19:54 I'm really glad to have you home, men.
01:20:00 Dad?
01:20:02 Four strands of rope.
01:20:09 Four strands of rope.
01:20:12 Let's murder-lize them!
01:20:15 Yeah!
01:20:16 Bottom of the 7th. Last chance.
01:20:19 The Dragons need three runs
01:20:23 Strike!
01:20:30 Goes to bunt.
01:20:32 Swings away!
01:20:34 Whoa, almost hit
01:20:37 -A base hit.
01:20:50 All right, Colt!
01:20:57 Hey, Strikeout Kid!
01:20:59 Come on, ninja-nuity!
01:21:01 All right, Colt! You can hit now!
01:21:03 Come on, horsy.
01:21:07 Come on, Darren!
01:21:10 Strike!
01:21:17 And another one!
01:21:21 Two strikes, two outs. One more strike
01:21:34 And the pitch.
01:21:36 It's a long drive,
01:21:40 Way back!
01:21:41 Dragons could win the championship!
01:21:46 Twisting, turning, spinning.
01:21:48 -Foul ball!
01:21:52 It's a foul ball! A foul ball.
01:22:20 Colt.
01:22:22 Here. Use my butt.
01:22:25 I carved my name for luck,
01:22:29 Ninja-nuity.
01:22:32 Come on, son! Come on, you can do it!
01:22:35 Go get them!
01:22:36 Long foul ball. Bet you can't
01:22:40 Batter up!
01:22:50 Throw at this batter one more time,
01:22:58 Play ball!
01:23:09 Watch the bull's-eye grow
01:23:14 And when it gets as big as a melon....
01:23:53 The Dragons win the league
01:24:49 This game ain't over yet.
01:24:53 Come on, fellas.
01:24:55 You'll show them
01:24:58 Yes. I tell them how I kicked bat.
01:25:04 I think you mean-- Oh, never mind.
01:25:12 You won the first round,
01:25:16 I can handle it.
01:25:18 Tell you what. One on one.
01:25:20 Your best guy. You can pick
01:25:24 Okay.
01:25:26 I pick you.
01:25:27 You ruined my home run, girl.
01:25:29 Oh, come on. She's just a girl.
01:25:32 Hey, you play on a guys' team,
01:25:36 She's just visiting.
01:25:40 Come here.
01:25:43 Well, I tried.
01:25:46 I said, come here!
01:25:49 What? Where'd she go?
01:26:03 I hope there's more food
01:26:07 See you next time. Bye!
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