Casi divas Road To Fame

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00:01:07 Karen, check it out! María Enamorada.
00:01:10 That divine soap opera.
00:01:13 Five years. Look at Eva Gallardo.
00:01:17 - She looks dreadful.
00:01:19 Let's give our audience
00:01:23 Okay, but it's just a rumour. Pure grapevine.
00:01:27 Turns out they're making
00:01:33 They're scouting for the new
00:01:38 So any girl from anywhere, Zapopan,
00:01:41 Coatzacoalcos, San Wackacuacka,
00:01:46 can audition to become a movie superstar.
00:01:49 Imagine! You wake up one morning
00:02:02 I'm Francisca. Francisca Jorge.
00:02:07 I want to be María Enamorada in the movie.
00:02:11 Because she's pretty
00:02:19 She saw this pageant.
00:02:23 Where they all parade out
00:02:27 She lapped it up.
00:02:30 She'd run out of the house in her undies.
00:02:35 She'd go, "I wanna be Miss Oaxaca!"
00:02:39 But nothing ever came of it.
00:02:44 So like a real movie star? I don't think so.
00:02:49 I love to sing. And learn stuff by heart.
00:02:52 Like songs or news.
00:02:56 Now? No, I'm too embarrassed.
00:03:05 "Eva Gallardo, undisputed soap opera diva,
00:03:08 "famous for her role as María Enamorada,
00:03:12 "refused to comment
00:03:17 "for the film version of the role
00:03:21 "And now, some reactions
00:03:25 How dare you? I no longer love you!
00:03:28 - You feel nothing at my caress?
00:03:33 - Say it. Say it!
00:03:38 Stop shaking me! Cut!
00:03:41 - The director said to!
00:03:45 When you jiggle me, I wobble all over.
00:03:47 - Maybe tone up the flabby triceps...
00:03:52 - From the top, perhaps?
00:03:55 Get me Alejandro!
00:03:58 Obviously, nobody here knows how to treat
00:04:04 You shine those glaring infomercial lights
00:04:07 that pick up wrinkles I don't even have.
00:04:10 I look past 30.
00:04:14 - Find Alejandro.
00:04:18 Give it!
00:04:21 maybe we could rehearse...
00:04:22 We're all set, Evita. Let's all calm down.
00:04:27 Eva, if you'd be so kind...
00:04:33 Yeah, well, for her to look 30,
00:04:38 That's the great Gallardo!
00:04:57 Hi, I'm Ximena Lizárraga.
00:05:00 I adore my mom and dad.
00:05:04 The family is of long lineage.
00:05:13 If my husband gets wind
00:05:17 As a boy, my husband played banker.
00:05:19 So cute. With little tellers and all.
00:05:30 Xime always dreamt of being an actress.
00:05:36 But she was a bit on the pudgy side.
00:05:42 Bite it! Bite it!
00:05:46 Watch your manners, Santiago!
00:05:50 Blubber!
00:05:52 One day, she went on a diet, and bam!
00:05:57 Bye-bye brownies, bye-bye doughnuts.
00:06:00 And she's a Leo.
00:06:05 So anyway... How am I doing?
00:06:07 Care for coffee? I have Baileys.
00:06:11 You see it,
00:06:14 and you go for it.
00:06:17 Fifty pounds, and dropping fast.
00:06:22 The camera adds weight.
00:06:30 And since I'll be on screen forever...
00:06:32 'Cause I'm doing that film.
00:06:35 And then another.
00:06:38 And tons more.
00:06:41 You see it, and you go for it.
00:06:46 - You think I need a boob job?
00:06:52 I told her you were on long distance.
00:06:54 Yeah, well, for long distance,
00:06:59 Eva! Always lovely to see you, darling.
00:07:05 Get them two sizes bigger.
00:07:09 Honey, what part of
00:07:14 don't you get?
00:07:16 Excuse me.
00:07:19 Save your breath.
00:07:24 since your little video with what's-her-face.
00:07:28 And that was what?
00:07:36 Seriously...
00:07:42 Where did we go wrong?
00:07:48 That stuff doesn't work any more with me.
00:07:50 Know why? 'Cause I'm over 20.
00:07:54 The light guy's a pro...
00:07:55 - Dim the lights or I'm history.
00:07:59 Shut up!
00:08:00 Even NASA can't make you look 20...
00:08:03 Watch the way you talk to me.
00:08:07 I'm this network's biggest star.
00:08:10 Look, "network's biggest star,"
00:08:15 Things change in five years.
00:08:17 It's a crappy part! I need to do that film.
00:08:21 - And you need to kill the rumours.
00:08:29 What?
00:08:34 Nobody else can do that part.
00:08:40 Come on, Eva.
00:08:43 Who's going to swallow you
00:08:45 as a virginal, na:ïve, small-town girl
00:08:51 What age is that?
00:08:57 Turn over any rock
00:08:59 - That's how I discovered you.
00:09:04 You were nobody, baby. Nobody.
00:09:09 Tomorrow I'm setting up
00:09:12 for the new María Enamorada.
00:09:22 You wouldn't dare.
00:09:25 You must've had some shred of virtue
00:09:38 You're listening to the hottest of the hot!
00:09:44 Your big break has finally come.
00:09:47 in your very own movie.
00:09:54 God damn it, Yesenia!
00:09:56 You leave me
00:10:00 Hi there. My name's Yesenia.
00:10:04 I'm 23 and come from Ciudad Neza.
00:10:08 This is Angelina.
00:10:10 Our family dog's got the blues,
00:10:18 Yesenia's my sis, man.
00:10:21 She's into this artsy thing,
00:10:25 Like singing, you know? Singing's an art
00:10:32 It's tough. People don't really
00:10:37 Yesenia was always into performing
00:10:42 In school, she'd put on
00:10:46 - What do you call them?
00:10:48 She'd do this Shakira number,
00:11:04 She put on routines here with the boys.
00:11:11 In all modesty, I coached her.
00:11:19 Sort of like this.
00:11:23 Total class, man.
00:11:35 Cut! Cut!
00:11:39 That was before.
00:11:43 I said homework and no TV.
00:11:48 No wonder you don't know shit. Read!
00:11:51 Who'd I tell to do the dishes?
00:11:55 They're looking for me!
00:11:57 - It's my big break, Mom!
00:12:02 Cut it out! Quit it!
00:12:05 Drop that! Quit spraying! Gimme!
00:12:09 Let someone else get the chocolate stains
00:12:13 Who's looking for you?
00:12:15 I was in the beauty shop
00:12:18 Hey, little buggers! Christmas time!
00:12:22 Look what the big honcho has for you.
00:12:26 All yours! Who's your daddy?
00:12:29 You give them some dorky stolen sneakers
00:12:33 and you're the king of the jungle.
00:12:36 I feel the pride.
00:12:37 Stolen? You been hanging out with Wiskas?
00:12:40 They ain't stolen.
00:12:42 At times we disagree somewhat.
00:12:44 Stolen? Bitch!
00:12:47 Mom, I gotta tell you.
00:12:49 They're looking for
00:12:53 And it's gonna be me!
00:12:55 I've always been supportive of her.
00:12:57 Like they're gonna pick you! Buy a mirror!
00:13:00 We're a close-knit family.
00:13:02 - Mom!
00:13:05 A sister needs advice, support.
00:13:08 - She started it!
00:13:13 I counselled her, "Give the max."
00:13:16 - Excuse me, Grandma.
00:13:18 No, Grandma.
00:13:19 - Carlos!
00:13:23 No. You're Starr. Right? You're Starr.
00:13:30 It's something you just know.
00:13:35 Not that God drops by your house
00:13:40 But you know.
00:13:46 Like when you're being two-timed.
00:13:50 That's pretty shabby. But you know.
00:13:55 It's like that. So I just know.
00:14:00 It's a blouse.
00:14:02 It's called a top because
00:14:06 The back stays open to show some skin.
00:14:22 María Enamorada, the legendary soap opera,
00:14:29 We're looking for the new star...
00:14:31 Catalina.
00:14:35 From Ciudad Juárez.
00:14:41 Today's the 3rd, dear. Your rent is due.
00:14:46 If Catalina wants, she'll win.
00:14:50 Once in the factory
00:14:55 Mice scare me shitless. But she complained.
00:14:58 They were like, "What plague?"
00:15:01 So she goes and catches four mice,
00:15:07 Next day, bang! Traps all over the factory.
00:15:10 That's why she's gonna win.
00:15:14 Just like those fricking mice.
00:15:24 Good morning, ma'am.
00:15:30 Your body needs pampering.
00:15:33 Lavish on it the care it deserves.
00:15:37 Your body is always in danger.
00:15:40 Maribel Flores García.
00:15:43 She worked in the factory.
00:15:49 Melissa Castillo Palma.
00:15:51 Anahí Chantal Trujillo.
00:15:54 Alejandra Regina Ramos Ortega.
00:15:58 I knew them all.
00:16:02 Three are still missing.
00:16:05 The others they found.
00:16:16 I'm crossing the border.
00:16:22 Here you're nobody.
00:16:25 You gotta become Someone.
00:16:28 Someones don't disappear.
00:16:30 Someones move around freely.
00:16:36 So I figured a movie star is Someone.
00:16:40 Like Salma,
00:16:43 So I decided,
00:16:49 I can't stick around here.
00:16:53 If I stay,
00:16:56 they'll kidnap me.
00:17:00 I can feel it.
00:17:16 No one wants to see 400 episodes
00:17:21 Now the virgin's gotta be
00:17:25 have scandalous divorces,
00:17:28 - Bullshit like that.
00:17:32 How are you, sir? Here's the game plan.
00:17:36 Three phases. High exposure casting.
00:17:40 Aerial shots, interviews,
00:17:43 That sells. Human interest, melodrama.
00:17:46 Narrow it down to 50 for the semifinals.
00:17:50 For the grand finale, 10.
00:17:53 Are we out of razors?
00:17:56 Live broadcasts. Phone-in votes.
00:18:01 We can't pluck her off the street,
00:18:04 We'll polish her and polish her
00:18:08 till we turn her into a star like...
00:18:12 Like Eva Gallardo, for instance.
00:18:15 What the hell's going on?
00:18:19 Could you wait outside?
00:18:29 - I never wanted this.
00:18:36 Lulu, go get me the layout guy.
00:18:40 One dot's missing.
00:18:42 But still it's not bad.
00:18:46 You see?
00:18:48 - The things you can think up.
00:18:52 This is not the end of it.
00:19:04 You know that door-slamming
00:19:27 - You're spying on me.
00:19:31 - What do you want?
00:19:36 Actually, something.
00:19:58 Ouch! Hey!
00:20:02 Well, if she wants to be famous...
00:20:05 - You wanna be on TV, you gotta do this.
00:20:10 - You having second thoughts?
00:20:16 My ass, you won't.
00:20:22 Squeeze them boobs together
00:20:25 Gladys, you are so nuts.
00:20:28 Headlights on! No judge'll notice
00:20:32 You gotta pluck them. You wanna win?
00:20:40 Check it out.
00:20:42 - That's the remedy for my blue balls.
00:20:47 - Which flavour you want?
00:20:49 I like the one in blue. I know you, sugar.
00:20:54 - I know you, too.
00:20:59 They call you Satan. But your name's José.
00:21:02 You kidnapped Maribel.
00:21:04 You take them and turn them over.
00:21:08 And you're next, gorgeous.
00:21:14 That's what broads need, boss.
00:21:17 You idiot! You stupid idiot!
00:21:22 You stick around now, they'll knife you!
00:21:31 So, Xime, what'll you tell your dad?
00:21:35 Meet me at the Oscars.
00:21:38 Listen, ever think that in Mexico City
00:21:44 What Santiago? I am so over that jerk.
00:21:48 - You were so gaga.
00:21:50 Past tense.
00:21:52 When he finds out I won the contest,
00:21:59 His loss.
00:22:00 He'll die when my picture's
00:22:06 Let him grovel for calling me Blubber
00:22:11 Let him cry, get down on his knees.
00:22:16 I could care less.
00:22:22 Expecting a high of 50 today, clear skies.
00:22:25 And Efrain García brings you
00:22:32 The clip we're about to show you...
00:22:45 I could help you go far on TV.
00:22:49 Baby, you like these puppies?
00:22:53 - Bought them just for you.
00:22:58 This was sent in by an unidentified source...
00:23:01 - Hello?
00:23:04 - Eva?
00:23:06 Three years ago when I got that video
00:23:09 I thought it was only good
00:23:13 And now it's going to screw up yours.
00:23:16 The things you can think up.
00:23:19 I swear it was only once.
00:23:22 And you didn't have to put it
00:23:28 Francisca.
00:23:49 What does it say? I can't read.
00:23:57 "For Domingo from Francisca.
00:24:04 "I admire you and care for you a lot.
00:24:08 "Even if you love María Enamorada,
00:24:12 "I, Francisca, love you."
00:24:28 622, 623, 624, 625...
00:24:34 Time to go. Daddy's still sleeping.
00:24:39 Here, dear. Xime...
00:24:43 Don't go looking for that ass, Santiago.
00:24:46 He told the whole town
00:24:50 Blubber, Mom. Not the same thing.
00:25:05 - You gonna call me, bitch?
00:25:10 And don't forget,
00:25:16 headlights on!
00:25:33 Goodbye.
00:25:58 You don't like it?
00:26:02 It's not that.
00:26:04 I hooked up the lights and everything.
00:26:07 - They blink.
00:26:11 - It's even got a pink rug.
00:26:14 - The thing is...
00:26:16 I don't hate it.
00:26:18 - At least, admit it.
00:26:21 Ever heard of tact?
00:26:23 You're not going to upset me. I'll call you.
00:26:35 Pardon me.
00:26:40 The TV contest on TV?
00:26:44 No, dear. That's that way, and far.
00:26:48 You're lost. Honestly, these girls!
00:26:53 Sir, you said it was this way.
00:26:58 TV? Give me a break, lady.
00:27:01 - Stop. I have to get off.
00:27:05 - But I'm so far away! Pull over!
00:27:10 Everybody move back.
00:27:17 Dizzy dame!
00:27:23 Look out!
00:27:33 ...with more than 3,000
00:27:40 The place is packed and full of energy!
00:27:49 - Your name?
00:27:51 - Excited?
00:27:53 - How do you resemble María?
00:27:57 - Confident?
00:27:58 - You excited?
00:28:00 You don't look it.
00:28:03 How hard was it to do this?
00:28:06 Hard! Tons of tests, gigantic trip...
00:28:09 An hour's drive? Huge effort!
00:28:11 - Why play María Enamorada?
00:28:15 - You admire her?
00:28:17 - Confident?
00:28:19 - In what?
00:28:21 What would you be willing to do
00:28:24 Whatever it takes!
00:28:26 - Where's the costume from?
00:28:28 Way to go. Haute couture?
00:28:31 - Ready for the casting?
00:28:35 - Name?
00:28:49 Hi out there in Tulancingo!
00:28:52 Access now commencing!
00:29:13 Wrong programme, Rapunzel.
00:29:18 It's PG-13.
00:29:21 What were you thinking?
00:29:26 Thank you, thank you.
00:29:38 It's not a sweet sixteen party.
00:29:48 To the left.
00:29:51 Number? To the left.
00:30:25 How many chicks on the video?
00:30:30 Press conference at 6:00.
00:30:34 You're all invited.
00:30:47 Give me a break.
00:30:50 What are you doing here, Wiskas?
00:30:53 A little bird told me you need a ride back.
00:30:56 - Hop in, baby.
00:31:01 Well, screw you.
00:31:03 - I told you to get in.
00:31:06 - Now, look!
00:31:10 I know you want it. Come on, baby...
00:31:16 You stinking Indian.
00:31:20 You go, girl! That'll teach you.
00:31:24 - Touch me again...
00:31:27 Run, girl!
00:31:32 You ugly hoes!
00:31:36 Frigging skanks!
00:31:40 Fuck!
00:31:47 Hey! I'm talking to you.
00:31:50 - Let go of me.
00:31:52 Let go of me, please.
00:32:00 I was first, missy.
00:32:01 And I'll mess your face so bad
00:32:07 Make-up is what you need.
00:32:12 And lessons on how to use it.
00:32:16 - At your place?
00:32:20 You're not exactly on a package tour.
00:32:23 That's my beauty spa.
00:32:29 It's decided then. My place.
00:32:31 And after the way we kicked Wiskas' ass,
00:32:38 Boy, was he pissed off.
00:32:41 I'll piss his balls off
00:32:44 How do you piss off his... Thingies?
00:32:49 Couple of karate kicks. Three per ball.
00:33:06 For 100 each, this place isn't too grungy.
00:33:11 What'll you do if you win?
00:33:14 I'm gonna buy me a house.
00:33:19 I fit inside.
00:33:22 Hi, I'm Jazmin. Kiss my ass.
00:33:25 - Suckers!
00:33:28 Yup. What if you win?
00:33:30 I'm crossing the border with my girlfriends.
00:33:34 - And then?
00:33:38 - Know what I've never done?
00:33:41 Seen snow.
00:33:45 Last year it snowed in Juárez.
00:33:48 My mom said the only time she saw snow
00:33:52 she thought clouds
00:33:58 And she cried.
00:34:04 Welcome to our pigsty. Mom!
00:34:08 Dear! That girl Carlos is here.
00:34:11 - They picked me, Mommy!
00:34:14 My friend, Frank. She's staying overnight.
00:34:18 How about a little enthusiasm? Joy?
00:34:22 Joy? There's no water for the beans.
00:34:26 They cut the water off. There's your joy.
00:34:29 Lose that skateboard, damn it!
00:34:40 Don't be rude, you little snot-nose.
00:34:44 - Up yours.
00:34:48 I heard they picked you! Let's go to Enigma.
00:34:53 I can't. I need my beauty sleep.
00:34:56 Like we used to.
00:34:59 We can dance.
00:35:01 I can't, Jonathan.
00:35:04 My friend, Frank,
00:35:09 Hi, Frank. How come "no"?
00:35:17 What part of "that junky bus sucked
00:35:22 didn't you understand?
00:35:25 You don't love me
00:35:29 You're not hearing me.
00:35:33 You're not the same.
00:35:36 - You think you're from Miami?
00:35:39 But that jerk Wiskas molested us.
00:35:43 Know what? I don't love you any more.
00:35:48 So there.
00:35:50 Happy now?
00:35:53 You're cruel.
00:35:57 - He was a fag, anyway.
00:36:19 No idea where they got it, sir.
00:36:23 Yes, sir. Hello?
00:36:31 - The doorman's my fan.
00:36:34 I came to see you in your starring role.
00:36:39 The flat's not bad.
00:36:46 I'm not made of stone, guys.
00:36:49 But I'd like to emphasise
00:36:54 María Enamorada belongs to the fans.
00:36:58 - What about Eva?
00:37:02 And a great actress. A real pro.
00:37:06 She'd never stoop to a trick so low.
00:37:11 How's the casting going?
00:37:18 You're such hot shit.
00:37:24 One point for me.
00:37:27 How was your casting? Find any like me?
00:37:32 There's nobody like you.
00:37:37 But I'll Pygmalion her, too.
00:37:40 Ah, the high-drama face slap.
00:37:43 - Life isn't a soap...
00:37:48 - Let go.
00:37:53 - You love touching it.
00:38:09 I hate you.
00:38:17 And I hate you.
00:39:41 Santiago.
00:39:54 There's Blubber!
00:39:56 Excess baggage is history.
00:39:59 Vital lightens your load.
00:40:07 I do love him, but...
00:40:09 He can be such a hick. And he's so touchy.
00:40:16 And now you. Why are you crying?
00:40:19 Your boyfriend's a hick, too?
00:40:23 I think I have to go back home.
00:40:28 You know what?
00:40:33 And a Zapotec Indian.
00:40:35 And the only ride to Mexico City
00:40:40 You're nobody.
00:40:46 Look, sweetie. I didn't always look like this.
00:40:52 If you have to become someone else
00:40:55 be someone else.
00:40:59 You want to be someone else?
00:41:10 All right, then.
00:41:13 Tomorrow we'll figure it out.
00:41:17 Now I just need to turn Jonathan
00:41:26 Don't you think Jonathan is a little...
00:41:32 - What?
00:41:37 Fruity.
00:41:42 Okay, twat, the honcho's home...
00:41:47 Who you with?
00:41:50 So now you do it with chicks?
00:41:54 Honey, I'd switch beds for some real action.
00:41:57 Son of a bitch! Respect my friend.
00:42:00 You respect my nuts! That hurt!
00:42:02 Mom!
00:42:04 - What's your problem?
00:42:19 But with a soccer star?
00:42:23 That's the cliché of all clichés.
00:42:25 But it got to you, didn't it? Hey.
00:42:29 The casting's off, right?
00:42:32 I just can't call it off.
00:42:36 Let's just put you in another movie.
00:42:40 Get a more complex script.
00:42:43 With a more interesting character.
00:42:46 - Somewhat more mature.
00:42:51 Eva, news flash. You dye your hair.
00:42:59 Fine. You do your little casting.
00:43:02 - I'll do my little war.
00:43:11 This has only just begun.
00:43:19 Elevators tend to ruin dramatic exits.
00:43:22 Drop dead. You and your grey-haired balls!
00:43:32 Still two floors to go.
00:43:41 - You're gorgeous.
00:43:48 That's some damn transformation.
00:43:52 Let's go to my place.
00:43:55 - You really want me?
00:43:59 - Really, really bad?
00:44:04 Pity.
00:44:05 'Cause we blubbers
00:44:08 Asshole.
00:44:12 Sleep tight.
00:44:40 If you want a script, you have to...
00:44:45 - Trash.
00:44:48 Hands off!
00:44:59 May I have one?
00:45:01 - Your name, please?
00:45:15 Don't I look like Beyoncé?
00:45:18 Hair down to the ass,
00:45:22 They bleached Britney blonde, too.
00:45:25 How do you like it?
00:45:35 It's not me.
00:45:39 It's María Enamorada.
00:45:42 Just might be.
00:45:49 Actually not.
00:45:53 No, me.
00:45:55 No.
00:45:57 Me.
00:46:23 Just think.
00:46:24 You go to the movies. The picture starts.
00:46:28 The opening credits appear.
00:46:31 And suddenly, there you are.
00:46:38 I can't imagine.
00:46:42 I've never been to the movies.
00:46:50 Look at her, Frank.
00:46:53 That could be you. Look!
00:47:07 I'm done?
00:47:11 What? What's wrong?
00:47:13 You didn't read the scenes
00:47:16 Where your character has an accident?
00:47:26 I'll kill the filthy bastard!
00:47:29 Don't, they'll throw you in jail.
00:47:36 I'll kill him! Dead!
00:47:42 Here, darling. Get well soon.
00:47:45 Your weapon of choice?
00:48:00 Alejandro! What happened?
00:48:03 My character had an accident.
00:48:07 Hey, didn't I ask for two spotlights?
00:48:11 What happened to them? Lulu, your job!
00:48:14 - You look fat.
00:48:16 I have a vintage figure!
00:48:22 Let go of me, stupid.
00:48:24 I'll knock the shit out of you.
00:48:26 Ugh! She's not only sneaky,
00:48:30 Get her out of here.
00:48:32 - Touch me and I'll bite you.
00:48:35 She called her "Indian."
00:48:40 Isn't that ugly, Señor Mateos?
00:48:42 Sir, that In...
00:48:44 She tried to sneak in without an armband.
00:48:49 Jessie, please enrol her as a contestant.
00:48:52 Get her a dress. And you, out.
00:48:55 Lulu, please see to it
00:49:00 You really think that girl
00:49:04 The last thing we need
00:49:08 And anyone can be a star.
00:49:13 Spotlights! People, hop to it!
00:49:18 Hello, Mexico!
00:49:20 Welcome to our TV special to select
00:49:26 Please welcome our contestants!
00:49:32 - One lucky girl will be...
00:49:49 A big hand for our expert judges.
00:49:54 The divine diva Karen Trigo
00:49:57 and the eminent Manolo Verdejo.
00:50:02 And now, let's meet our shooting stars.
00:50:08 From Chihuahua, Chihuahua... Sandra!
00:50:15 Step up, beautiful.
00:50:19 I never thought I'd stoop so low.
00:50:21 I never sought... Sawed...
00:50:25 I never thought I'd stoop so low.
00:50:27 Often one must stoop quite low
00:50:33 I'm willing to stoop and then some
00:50:38 Never did I... Think so slow.
00:50:42 I dream of you, my hero,
00:50:46 Ramiro.
00:50:49 That's all.
00:50:52 I never thought I'd stoop so low.
00:50:57 I got it, huh?
00:50:59 So you say, Yesi, baby,
00:51:03 no choice for you but stardom.
00:51:05 Who else has that luscious bod
00:51:09 You're a jewel to be polished with care.
00:51:13 - You're...
00:51:15 I've witnessed the greats, and you...
00:51:18 You? What are you here for?
00:51:21 Gazing at you makes me want to...
00:51:24 Shoot you dead.
00:51:25 Bravo!
00:51:27 Time to take your bow, baby.
00:51:31 My name's Ximena. Remember it.
00:51:33 My name is unimportant,
00:51:44 Fierce competition.
00:51:48 She looked stunning.
00:51:52 The verdict's in.
00:51:54 It is, indeed.
00:51:55 But first, I'd like to thank
00:51:58 all of you beauties for your huge effort,
00:52:03 one I'd call Herculean.
00:52:07 But life isn't easy. Some come, some go.
00:52:11 I remain.
00:52:12 You bet, doll baby!
00:52:17 The first girl is...
00:52:19 The first... What a thrill!
00:52:22 The first is Ximena.
00:52:25 Step forward.
00:52:29 My pretty,
00:52:31 you are major league material.
00:52:34 Exquisite beauty and charisma.
00:52:37 - She's banging the producer.
00:52:41 How prosaic!
00:52:44 Ximena.
00:52:46 You...
00:52:48 You are out!
00:53:08 Couldn't resist watching, huh?
00:53:12 I didn't come to watch.
00:53:16 - I came to give you a gift.
00:53:19 One thing I don't get. That Ximena girl.
00:53:24 The only one who's got what it takes.
00:53:28 She thinks she's a diva.
00:53:33 But the only diva
00:53:36 is you.
00:53:41 Coming through!
00:54:02 And finally... This has gotta hurt...
00:54:05 Jazmin, sorry, sweetheart,
00:54:12 And the other 10,
00:54:17 for María Enamorada!
00:54:37 It's thrilling!
00:54:39 Your turn, Mexico, to vote for your favourite.
00:54:45 - Dial and decide the next...
00:54:56 They charge by the minute?
00:54:57 Bimbo! By the call.
00:55:03 It's 20 pesos a call.
00:55:06 Dial! Dial! It's on me!
00:55:11 Out or not, I vote for Ximena.
00:55:14 Don't worry, girl.
00:55:16 Worry about who you're gonna get
00:55:23 Oh, dear. Take care of yourself.
00:55:27 Watch out they don't snow you
00:55:33 What?
00:55:36 I have to put out to get the part?
00:55:39 Alejandro. From Eva.
00:55:46 Here's the ending you stole
00:55:51 I'm sure your boss
00:55:54 Might just lose your movie.
00:55:56 Is that tomorrow's script?
00:56:36 And this would be my Enamorada corset.
00:56:40 Yesi!
00:56:43 I saw you on TV.
00:56:46 I got you the deluxe box set special
00:56:49 It's called a soap opera.
00:56:52 Legal or pirated?
00:57:02 Tacky.
00:57:05 Okay, get up.
00:57:11 - So, got a boyfriend?
00:57:16 - You loving his ass?
00:57:21 I mean, do you really like him?
00:57:26 Oh, Domingo is so...
00:57:29 One day in the rain he held his jacket
00:57:35 I sort of felt like saying,
00:57:38 "You smell so nice, Domingo."
00:57:42 But he just stood there staring at me.
00:57:45 I couldn't say a word.
00:58:11 Don't go thinking that I...
00:58:17 Let's just go to bed. To sleep.
00:58:23 Why don't you just sleep in Osiris' bed?
00:58:28 It's Friday night. He stays out till dawn.
00:58:33 Is Gladys there?
00:58:36 Can you tell her Catalina called?
00:58:40 Thanks.
00:58:54 Sorry, did I scare you?
00:58:57 What? I'm gonna have to put out
00:59:03 Would you put out?
00:59:06 Look. Last year I crossed the border.
00:59:11 And got caught.
00:59:14 Before I was deported,
00:59:21 So you think I'd care?
00:59:23 Did you turn them in?
00:59:25 You're really clueless
00:59:30 - You think I could learn?
00:59:37 Listen. I've had a shitty day.
00:59:41 I'd love to have dinner
00:59:46 Okay, tell you what.
00:59:49 I'll wait for you there. Think it over.
00:59:52 Ten minutes. You decide no,
00:59:58 I haven't got a watch.
01:00:40 Looking for someone?
01:00:44 - No one.
01:01:27 Glad you changed your mind, baby.
01:01:36 Hands off her, asshole!
01:01:42 You go, girl! Kick him!
01:01:45 Quit fighting. You're family!
01:01:54 Boy, did he deserve that!
01:01:57 With any luck you killed him.
01:01:59 - I wanna piece of that, too.
01:02:02 You slimeball. Get off me!
01:02:05 Wiskas, you creep!
01:02:09 Don't mess with my blood!
01:02:14 Grab your stuff.
01:02:16 Mommy! Osiris is kicking someone's ass!
01:02:34 - What's up?
01:02:37 It was so late
01:02:41 - So scoot over.
01:02:45 'Cause it's cold
01:02:52 - You got kicked out?
01:02:55 Men! They're all horny slimeballs.
01:02:59 Bastards.
01:03:03 So you stole that scene, you sneak?
01:03:07 - No, she just wants to get even.
01:03:12 - No, I did not steal that scene.
01:03:17 - It's all under control.
01:03:21 I know, sir. Hello?
01:03:31 Hi.
01:03:32 - What are you doing here?
01:03:37 After last night, I stayed over, obviously.
01:03:41 Last night I sent you home
01:03:46 So you weren't in the mood.
01:03:50 Doesn't mean we can't get it on now.
01:03:56 Can't get it up? In the car you could.
01:04:01 This will not get you a ticket to the finals.
01:04:05 You are out. So if you don't mind...
01:04:10 You sure?
01:04:13 Think it over. You might regret it.
01:04:18 Look, kid.
01:04:20 Classier women than you, who I did screw,
01:04:25 have threatened me to get the part.
01:04:29 So take my advice. When you leave,
01:05:00 Daddy?
01:05:02 - It's Xime.
01:05:05 You're making a fool of me!
01:05:09 Daddy, they kicked me out.
01:05:12 - You?
01:05:16 And everyone saw it.
01:05:24 I look like a zombie. I won't win shit
01:05:29 Let's see.
01:05:33 Go down to the cafeteria,
01:05:40 How much you think they charge?
01:05:47 Really?
01:05:50 - Thanks!
01:05:58 And you hurry and put those on.
01:06:06 How do these go?
01:06:11 Listen, Yesi, how do these things...
01:06:22 You've got a...
01:06:25 It's a hormonal imbalance.
01:06:27 Hormonal imbalance?
01:06:31 Hold on!
01:06:35 - I was born a man, but not a bastard.
01:06:44 That was a chick thing.
01:06:48 You're mixing me up.
01:06:51 Damn, I never pee standing up.
01:07:08 My name is...
01:07:12 Carlos.
01:07:15 That's why your grandma called you...
01:07:17 And why Osiris kicked you in the...
01:07:21 - And Jonathan...
01:07:23 That's why I get taunted.
01:07:29 Look at me!
01:07:34 No, see me.
01:07:36 See me.
01:07:42 I can be another.
01:07:47 I can.
01:07:54 You can't.
01:07:57 You're a man.
01:08:00 You can't win the contest.
01:08:05 You can't, Yesi... Carlos.
01:08:09 You can't.
01:08:16 I can, too.
01:08:20 I can.
01:08:24 Please.
01:08:26 Don't tell anyone, Francisca.
01:08:32 Please. Please.
01:08:45 I surrender.
01:08:47 If you plan to play dirty, I give up.
01:08:51 So soon?
01:08:56 - I don't get it.
01:08:59 You're not going to play your trump?
01:09:03 Tell the press you were a call girl
01:09:06 When you met me, Alejandro, I was a whore.
01:09:10 Expensive, but a whore.
01:09:14 You're not throwing them the story?
01:09:25 I wasn't going to leak
01:09:29 I wanted to scare you.
01:09:31 It's not that.
01:09:34 This email is
01:09:38 It's a bank. If they pull out, I'm fired.
01:09:42 And they're threatening to pull
01:09:48 I'm guessing the banker's your lover.
01:09:58 Sure! That kid I took back to my place.
01:10:03 It pissed her off.
01:10:07 Even without the part,
01:10:10 - I didn't screw her.
01:10:15 Basically.
01:10:29 My cell.
01:10:36 Pardon me. Is the movie contest here?
01:10:39 - Two blocks down. The main entrance.
01:10:47 Hi, it's me.
01:10:52 You have to do me a favour.
01:11:02 Girls, line up back there. Quiet, please.
01:11:09 - You nervous?
01:11:12 - Are you?
01:11:16 I so wanted to reach
01:11:20 Call her.
01:11:22 - Really?
01:11:23 - God, thanks!
01:11:29 Doña Liz? It's Catalina. Is Gladys there?
01:11:34 Yes, I'll wait.
01:11:40 Hi.
01:11:42 Learn anything?
01:11:51 It's not so simple.
01:11:56 Claudia.
01:11:58 What happened? What happened?
01:12:04 What happened?
01:12:08 When was she last seen?
01:12:12 With Satan?
01:12:25 So not fair. She was out.
01:12:29 If she's back in, they want her to win.
01:12:32 What do you care? You can't win, anyway.
01:12:41 Why not?
01:12:43 You gonna spill the beans, girlfriend?
01:12:46 - They'll notice.
01:12:48 People see what they want to see, hon.
01:13:02 You were told to stay in line.
01:13:06 Wait, sir!
01:13:09 We're on live. He can wait.
01:13:28 That rich bitch get to you?
01:13:32 What's wrong?
01:13:35 What's wrong?
01:13:39 - My friend's missing.
01:13:42 They took her away.
01:13:46 They took her away.
01:13:53 Let's go.
01:13:55 You can't go out there like that.
01:14:02 Good evening, Mexico!
01:14:06 Welcome to María Enamorada: The Search.
01:14:10 Thank you for all your calls.
01:14:12 Phone votes are valid until the very end.
01:14:18 Thought I was gone, huh?
01:14:20 That you'd win.
01:14:24 Quiet!
01:14:26 I don't know what your story is.
01:14:29 But I'm going bald from starvation.
01:14:34 Been hospitalised for spitting up blood.
01:14:38 Why?
01:14:42 - Because...
01:14:46 You're not going anywhere, honey.
01:14:52 Get over here.
01:14:54 ...in the finals of María Enamorada.
01:15:00 You're crazy. And old. And a has-been.
01:15:03 You're not banging the producer any more,
01:15:07 What I shared with Alejandro
01:15:12 What might sink in is your Daddy's call girl.
01:15:17 And since Daddy wants it hush-hush,
01:15:25 Just kidding, folks,
01:15:29 You know Ximena was eliminated
01:15:34 You going to throw a tantrum
01:15:37 Be my guest.
01:15:42 No, huh? Know why?
01:15:45 Divas are born.
01:15:47 You don't become one
01:16:05 Looks like the boss is here.
01:16:11 The finalists for María Enamorada,
01:16:15 the upcoming movie! Don't miss it!
01:16:20 For our first challenge...
01:16:26 - Is there a ballgame on?
01:16:30 They've never seen the script.
01:16:32 Check her out! No shit! Shove over.
01:16:36 - Shut up! I can't hear.
01:16:41 Shut both your traps.
01:16:44 - Welcome.
01:16:47 A star is born! What a thrill!
01:16:50 Action!
01:16:51 - What the heck is this?
01:16:55 Every time you bug another...
01:16:59 Every time you hug another woman...
01:17:02 That's, like, so mean... 'Cause I love you...
01:17:07 That's how come I love you...
01:17:17 Straight from the Ithmuth, Thithmuth,
01:17:21 Thithmus, Isthmus Oaxaca...
01:17:24 Francisca!
01:17:30 What do you have to say?
01:17:34 I'm obsessed with you.
01:17:37 Even when I'm asleep. When I'm awake.
01:17:40 When I breathe.
01:17:43 And I love you.
01:17:51 A woman is a mystery.
01:17:57 We all have secrets.
01:17:59 We're all deep down someone else.
01:18:03 So...
01:18:08 You know what? Come here.
01:18:12 I'll show you all my secrets.
01:18:25 Shit, I knew Yesenia would make it big.
01:18:29 Do your stuff, Yesi!
01:18:31 - Nah, she won't.
01:18:34 I don't need to hear I can. Because I can.
01:18:37 I don't need to hear who I am.
01:18:41 I don't need to.
01:18:45 I don't need anything.
01:19:08 I realised
01:19:11 if nobody helps us in Juarez,
01:19:19 Funny, huh?
01:19:21 I went so far to find out that all I needed
01:19:25 was to stay home.
01:19:35 Do something, damn it!
01:19:49 Maybe Gladys'll turn up.
01:19:52 Maybe not.
01:19:55 But we gotta search.
01:19:57 And if I'm busy
01:20:01 who's gonna find her?
01:20:07 Our judges will now announce
01:20:11 Mexico has selected
01:20:13 to enter the final round of our contest.
01:20:18 With us now, Dr Oscar Fonseca,
01:20:21 from the Regulations Committee. Go ahead.
01:20:26 Doctor, sir.
01:20:31 The audience has good taste.
01:20:36 Indeed, they have.
01:20:39 Because these girls
01:20:44 are the most talented.
01:20:47 - Say it, for Christ's sake!
01:20:50 - Shit, they pay them by the frigging minute?
01:20:55 Geez, I can't hear the TV
01:20:59 Should I tell them?
01:21:01 Enough suspense!
01:21:06 They are
01:21:07 Sandra, Yesenia and Francisca!
01:21:14 Our three finalists
01:21:17 for María Enamorada!
01:21:19 Wow, that's my bitchin' brother!
01:21:23 Shit, Yesi's on TV!
01:21:27 Jonathan? Bro-in-law! Come on over, dude.
01:21:32 Yo, bro-in-law.
01:21:33 Come watch your ho with us on TV, dude.
01:21:37 Have a seat, buddy!
01:21:41 Mom, beer me and bro here.
01:21:43 Get them yourself, lazy ass.
01:21:46 No wonder you don't dig chicks, dude.
01:21:50 And for the big moment,
01:21:53 Adrián Miranda, Enamorada's leading man.
01:21:59 - Welcome.
01:22:02 I'd like to tell the girls
01:22:07 the runners-up will get a part, too.
01:22:11 Excellent news!
01:22:17 Interview time! Step up, Yesenia.
01:22:25 - Hi, Yesenia.
01:22:27 Tell us why you should be
01:22:32 Because when I go to the movies
01:22:38 it's like I feel
01:22:43 my life isn't my life.
01:22:47 It's the life on screen.
01:22:51 And I wish it were so.
01:22:55 I don't want it to end
01:22:58 when the lights go up
01:23:08 God, you're gorgeous.
01:23:11 Totally, Yesi. Good vibes.
01:23:20 Whom do you most admire?
01:23:23 I'd say Benito Juárez
01:23:27 "The right... Uh...
01:23:30 "Respect for others' rights is peace."
01:23:37 If you were president for a day,
01:23:44 I'd change the name.
01:23:46 The name? Of what?
01:23:49 Of the country.
01:23:52 In school we learn
01:23:55 it's called United States of Mexico.
01:24:01 But it's not.
01:24:06 I'm from the Isthmus of Tehuantepec.
01:24:09 That's a different Mexico.
01:24:11 You have to begin somewhere.
01:24:15 Maybe by telling it like it is.
01:24:20 I think so.
01:24:33 Phone lines are closing.
01:24:36 Ten! Nine! Eight!
01:24:40 My vote goes to Yesenia!
01:24:44 I vote for Francisca.
01:24:48 One!
01:24:49 Zero!
01:24:50 No more phone calls!
01:24:54 Hell of a rating, man.
01:24:56 Go make them and break them.
01:25:01 Let's do lunch, buddy.
01:25:08 You've made the decision?
01:25:17 Yes.
01:25:22 Well, now. Manolo, you go first.
01:25:29 I'm sure you're dying to know
01:25:35 Let me tell you that...
01:25:39 Yes...
01:25:40 ...enia!
01:25:42 You could be María Enamorada.
01:25:46 Come forward.
01:25:51 Francisca.
01:25:52 You've come all the way from Oaxaca,
01:26:00 You've put your heart into it.
01:26:02 Now it's time to hit the road home.
01:26:07 Because you won't be María Enamorada.
01:26:13 Francisca, step forward.
01:26:17 It's okay.
01:26:20 You look lovely.
01:26:24 You'll still get a part in María Enamorada.
01:26:32 When the moment comes,
01:26:34 it doesn't matter any more.
01:26:37 Makes no difference.
01:26:41 A word to the other girls.
01:26:48 Good luck.
01:26:54 Thank you, Francisca.
01:26:59 Let's hear it for Francisca.
01:27:08 And now.
01:27:10 The moment we've all been waiting for.
01:27:12 Who will be María Enamorada?
01:27:28 You look lovely.
01:27:30 You've enchanted all Mexico
01:27:38 Sandra.
01:27:43 Yesenia.
01:27:45 Welcome.
01:27:47 You've worked hard to get here.
01:27:49 We're all aware of that.
01:27:51 I must say,
01:27:55 you look lovely.
01:28:00 You hear your name,
01:28:02 and time stands still.
01:28:05 And each second seems to last
01:28:09 your whole life.
01:28:20 You are not María Enamorada.
01:28:23 Because María Enamorada is...
01:28:25 Sandra!
01:28:27 Sandra is María Enamorada!
01:28:35 You never frigging win.
01:28:39 It's funny because the best actress is me.
01:28:43 Best of them all.
01:28:45 I act constantly.
01:28:49 Every day. Non-stop.
01:28:56 They never noticed.
01:29:00 Those bastards.
01:29:03 She was rooked! No shit.
01:29:05 Crooks! They were bribed. Carlos won!
01:29:10 - Let it all out.
01:29:17 We're gonna keep kicking ass.
01:29:21 One day we'll be the winners.
01:29:37 What a couple of losers.
01:29:40 You're too much woman for them, fella.
01:29:43 I liked the Indian squaw.
01:29:46 - Genuine stuff.
01:29:49 No leading man is gonna wanna kiss
01:29:53 At best she'd get the part of the maid.
01:29:56 It's always the same
01:30:47 She couldn't have left!
01:30:49 Well, she did, god damn it.
01:30:56 Go get Francisca for me. Quick!
01:31:01 Thank you for your music!
01:31:04 And now
01:31:06 a big hand for the man behind the myth,
01:31:10 Alejandro Mateos.
01:31:14 Congratulations!
01:31:15 Sandra, you're our winner,
01:31:20 Sandra, you won't be María Enamorada.
01:31:24 You'll play the daughter
01:31:28 There's only one Enamorada,
01:31:38 Eva will not desert you, Mexico.
01:31:41 Enamorada will be the same,
01:31:45 More woman.
01:31:48 You'll be reunited
01:31:53 Let's hear it for Eva Gallardo!
01:32:09 This has been the search
01:32:12 Till the next time.
01:32:25 Why are you here?
01:32:27 To find you when you were done.
01:32:34 Well, I'm done.
01:33:01 It's snowing.
01:33:05 They caught Satan.
01:33:07 After the contest
01:33:11 I was on TV. And someone turned him in.
01:33:15 But lots more are still out there.
01:33:17 The police aren't lifting a finger,
01:33:22 They jail innocent people to shut us up.
01:33:27 And the list keeps growing.
01:33:30 Jessica Cortes.
01:33:33 Melissa Castillo.
01:33:35 Nadia Mendoza.
01:33:37 Regina Ramos.
01:33:39 Orchidea Martínez.
01:33:41 Daniela Beltrán.
01:33:43 Anahí Trujillo.
01:33:45 Susana Torres.
01:33:48 Gladys Ovalle.
01:34:00 God sends you signs.
01:34:02 And mine was, why Mexico?
01:34:08 Straight to the top.
01:34:10 You see it.
01:34:14 And you go for it.
01:34:17 This is Ted. My accent coach.
01:34:37 I'm teaching them to read and write.
01:34:41 I ordered the books in Zapotec.
01:34:48 Today we learn the future tense.
01:34:54 I...
01:34:57 Will...
01:35:01 Be.
01:35:03 Repeat.
01:35:17 I got to play the slut.
01:35:24 Funny, huh? A speaking part!
01:35:28 We'll see what comes of it.
01:35:32 Like one day you have a friend,
01:35:36 Or a job. Or...
01:35:40 A secret.
01:35:43 But you act as if it'll last forever.
01:35:46 No choice.
01:35:47 Jonathan.
01:35:49 I have a song for you.
01:35:52 - Don't sing to me.
01:35:54 - You are so corny!
01:35:58 Okay. Just one.
01:36:03 I announced it on TV.
01:36:05 I'll be her godmother. Or her aunt.
01:36:11 You wanna make me mad?
01:36:23 The report's in.
01:36:26 What do we do about the rain?
01:36:28 - Call it off?
01:36:32 Eva, we'll give you a few grey hairs.
01:36:36 Grey hair? I'll tell make-up, sir.
01:36:40 Let's kick ass. What else?
01:36:54 Sound!
01:36:59 Action!
01:37:01 Good day to you, Enamorada.
01:37:06 Cut!