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Charlie Wilson s War
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The defeat and breakup |
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culminating in the crumbling |
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is one of the great events |
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There were many heroes |
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but to Charlie Wilson must |
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Just 13 years ago, the Soviet |
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But Charlie, undeterred, |
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engineered |
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that weakened |
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Without Charlie, |
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history would be hugely |
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And so, |
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a civilian is being given |
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that of Honored Colleague. |
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Ladies and gentlemen |
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Congressman Charles Wilson. |
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It'd be like Dallas. |
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That's right. |
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You know what I'm saying? |
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Like Dallas but set |
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Yeah. And you should |
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When I pitch it. |
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"Oh, this is fucking great. " |
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Dallas set |
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You know, with the |
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and the overt |
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The glamour, |
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Do you know what I'm |
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Or, |
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Yes. |
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That's set in Washington. |
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Say it to Charlie |
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The resistance fighters |
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Charlie. |
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It's like Dallas |
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With Crystal |
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Yeah. |
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You tell me when to watch. |
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You don't think |
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I don't know anything |
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I do. You said that |
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That's why we're here. |
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Do they routinely give starring |
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to people who haven't |
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She was just on the fucking |
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Well, I guess that's |
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Would you take |
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I am taking it seriously, hon, |
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What is... What is Dan |
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What? |
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What is he wearing? |
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You're watching TV? |
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Why hasn't he shaved? |
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Well, who gives a damn? |
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Excuse me! Hey! Excuse me, |
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Could you just turn up |
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Oh, I'm completely high. |
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Yeah. Okay. |
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Still, could you just |
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and find |
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Charlie, are we |
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Dan Rather is wearing a turban, |
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He's doing a thing |
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No, that's Afghanistan. |
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Appreciate it. We got |
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from the Afghan, the |
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Does he have ammunition |
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But does he have ammunition? |
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Well, he's talking |
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No, we don't, |
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Priests? |
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No, mujahideen means, |
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Priests! |
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How the hell am I |
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Paul. |
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And he was... He is saying that, |
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It doesn't seem to realize |
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and the Russians |
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that in a very short time, |
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it's going to be the turn |
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I'm sure he knows |
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Excuse me. |
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We were just wondering |
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I'm not a police officer, |
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No. We just... We don't meet a lot |
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know about the world |
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No. |
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I'm a member of the U.S. |
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I'm sorry? |
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I'm a Congressman. |
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Are you kidding? |
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No. No, |
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I'm Charlie Wilson. I represent |
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Texas. And this |
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This is Paul Brown. |
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Stacey. |
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Kelly. Kelly. Well, it's |
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If you are a Congressman should you |
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Hey, I'm not a stripper. |
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I am a stripper. |
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I'm a stripper. |
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Yes, see, they were |
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You know, you do |
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I really should get going. |
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Look, Charlie, I need |
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And you know I can make it happen, |
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Hey, who wants to take a |
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Oh, me! |
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Okay. |
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A holy war |
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A war they say that, |
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from us or anyone else in |
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Yeah, I'm with Congressman |
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I wish he wouldn't do that. From Texas. |
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Has there ever been a |
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I don't think there has. |
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Thank you. We got the suite |
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Should I go back? |
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You can't stay another night? No. No. |
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Stay another night. |
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I can't. |
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What, an important one? |
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Yes. |
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Well, it's a |
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expressing the sense |
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that the Department of Defense should |
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to support the Boy Scouts of America. |
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Are you fucking kidding me? |
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Come on, Charlie, |
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I want to get an answer |
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that Crystal |
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First off, |
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if you didn't throw my name |
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'cause, from time to time, I use it |
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Second, I'm |
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I'm the son of an accountant |
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I take home about 700 bucks |
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so the idea that I got $29,000 |
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That said, |
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Crys, I'll call you this week. Okay. |
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All right. |
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Stacey, Kelly, nice to meet you |
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Yeah. |
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Bye. We love you! |
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Oh, it helps not to know me. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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Bye! |
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I love Las Vegas! |
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All right, what else? |
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That Dairy Queen guy, |
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is sitting in your office. Hey. |
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Yeah, I told him |
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He wants to talk |
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What, a nativity scene |
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Yeah, it's on public property, |
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Shit. I thought |
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to get his picture took, |
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Yeah? You're exactly |
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You have a moment? |
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Tip asked me to talk to you. Okay. |
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He wanted me to talk to you |
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Go ahead. The prosecutor's |
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Well, they ain't |
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John Murtha's as clean |
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Yeah, but Tip would |
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on the Ethics Committee |
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You're kidding. |
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Well, Jesus, Donnelly, |
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I'm on the other side |
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Ethics? |
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Well, the Speaker would like to |
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Okay. Well, if anyone asks what the |
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we'll just tell them I like |
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and the Speaker felt |
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One man, one vote. |
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Tip's gonna want |
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Tuesday, right? |
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So if anything comes up |
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to speak with him |
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Yes. |
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Yes! |
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I'd like to be on the Board of |
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Charlie. |
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Turns out Congress appoints the Board |
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It's a great place to take a date, |
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Consider it done. |
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Go vote. |
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Another few minutes. Let's |
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Why can't you wait for |
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'Cause I think it's productive |
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And it makes me one day smarter |
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I know you do. |
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You don't think |
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Pan Am and Eastern |
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'Cause of Braniff. |
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Joining the Board |
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so you can get free tickets |
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Hold on. |
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AP story out of Kabul. |
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Uzbekistan? |
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Afghanistan. |
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Russia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, |
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Jordan, Israel, Egypt. |
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Jim Van Wagenen's our |
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for the Defense |
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Yeah. |
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Have him come to my office |
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How am I voting on this? |
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You sure? |
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The Boy Scouts? |
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Jim Van Wagenen. Get him |
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Yes, sir. You are the |
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The Congressman will |
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He's just coming up |
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I'm sure it's |
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No. Not really. |
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So, Marla, can you fit this |
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Charlie Wilson's office. |
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The third... |
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It is? How are you? |
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Suzanne, can you help |
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I'll be right back. I'll have him do it. |
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Okay, bye-bye. |
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Miss? |
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It seems to me, looking around, that |
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and that they're |
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Is that common? |
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Well, |
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Congressman Wilson, |
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He says, "You can teach them to type, |
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Well, that's charming. |
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Larry! |
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No, no, no. For $5,000 every two |
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And for 10,000, you can call me Betty |
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This is my daughter, Jane. |
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Well, now I remember Jane. |
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Charlie Wilson's office. |
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Welcome to the |
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Hey, I'm gonna talk to your |
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Larry, can we |
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It's 10:00 in the morning. |
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Well, fair enough, |
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Grab a seat. |
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Now, this situation with the |
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Well, sir, |
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Every single year |
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the firehouse in the Nacogdoches |
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Now, the ACLU has filed suit |
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for displaying a religious |
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It's Christmas time. |
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I could understand if we |
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but this is east Texas, and I |
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Except two lawyers |
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That is a terribly interesting |
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Let me make |
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There's a church about |
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from that firehouse, First |
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They've got a beautiful |
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No, no. This is a |
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founded on Christian values. Sure. |
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We welcome other faiths |
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but when you can't |
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in front of a firehouse at Christmas |
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something's gone |
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Well, that's not |
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You could move that crèche |
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and everything's just fine. |
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That's not the point! |
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Okay. Why don't we just |
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What can I do for you? |
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You can intervene in the case |
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Intervene? How? |
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You appointed the judge. |
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I don't appoint judges. |
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I just made a recommendation |
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Uh-huh. |
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I think you and I both know |
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I cannot just call up a |
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Why? Well, 'cause |
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of really good laws, Gary. |
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Larry. |
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I got to go talk to this guy out |
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By the way, |
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and his mother Mary |
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About 38 churches you could move |
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Give me a call. |
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I love Chivas. |
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Jane, how are you? |
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You need a cup of coffee? |
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Something to drink? Anything |
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Jim. |
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You see Lederer's |
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Yeah. We're reading |
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You see Dan Rather |
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Yeah. I did. |
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Tell me something. What is the |
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for covert ops against the |
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All in? |
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It's 5 million. |
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Well, they can't shoot down |
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Though they're trying to. Which |
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Get everybody together |
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And double it. |
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Charlie Wilson's office. |
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Okay, I'm sorry, sir? |
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The covert ops budget. |
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Okay. |
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This ain't gonna |
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Here's what |
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Charlie Wilson's office. |
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Maybe in about 20 minutes. |
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Sure. |
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My XO wrote in a report, |
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I was the best officer |
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and the worst officer |
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You can look it up. |
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I must've graduated |
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with the second most demerits |
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in the history |
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Well, who had the most? |
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It's hotter here in D.C. |
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so I hope you don't mind, I |
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Well, I'm just gonna have |
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Just call me angel |
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Just touch my cheek |
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Come on over here. I'm gonna show |
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You want some of this? |
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No, no, I got this. |
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I like both. |
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Well, it must be |
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I've heard it is. |
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Iwo Jima Memorial. |
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There's the Lincoln. |
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Washington. Now follow it |
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The Jefferson Memorial. |
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And there's the Pentagon. |
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Oh, that's the Pentagon. |
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That's the Pentagon. |
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How about I show you the second |
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Why, Jane, would you like... |
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Well, that was predictable. |
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Just give me one second. |
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Hello? That was an extraordinary thing |
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you did today. |
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Who is this? |
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It's Joanne. |
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Joanne! |
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Why, gosh, how nice |
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Could I call you back |
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Is Ronald Reagan in |
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No. Then I'm considerably more important |
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than whoever is. |
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This is gonna take |
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Okay, I'm all yours. |
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What did I do that |
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"Double it. " |
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'Cause I was told you |
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What? |
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You told Jim Van Wagenen |
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Well, shit, Joanne, I don't |
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and if I did, |
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and I'd wonder where |
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on the Subcommittee. |
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Oh, what do you care, hon? |
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It's a little matter of national |
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Excuse me, I'm sorry. |
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Hold on. |
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but I was told you |
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I don't. |
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It's the sixth |
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Which is still pretty good. |
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Okay, so, hi. |
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A friend of mine has made a |
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for American aid |
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He's made a movie? |
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I'm gonna run this movie Friday |
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You know, you've never |
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You want me to come to |
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There'll be women and wealthy |
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Yes, ma'am. |
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Hey. |
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Mmm-mmm. |
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Hey. |
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Thank you, Joanne. |
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Okay. I know it was difficult for |
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That's not the kind of upbringing, |
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It's not the kind of man |
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I'm not looking to humiliate |
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so why don't you |
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We'll call it water under the dam, |
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Excuse me, |
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What? What the fuck |
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Clair George said you were |
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No, I'm supposed to come in here |
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According to whom? |
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You told me to go fuck myself. |
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Also, water goes over a dam and |
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Clearly there's been a miscommunication |
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Excuse me. |
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Does this look all right? |
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Thank you. I can sand it down a little. |
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I, I don't know. I have no |
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He is here to fix the glass that you |
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Could you just excuse us |
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You tell me to go |
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and I'm supposed to |
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I'm supposed to apologize? |
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The Helsinki job was not yours. If |
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Alan Wolfe stood in |
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is no longer the Director. |
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Alan Wolfe is no longer the |
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He does not make |
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Promises were made. |
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I've been with |
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I was posted |
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Papandreou wins that election if I |
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I've advised and armed |
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I've neutralized |
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I've spent the past three |
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Which should come in handy |
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And I'm never, |
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So I want to know why I'm not gonna |
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You're coarse. |
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For Helsinki, I need someone |
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You don't have them. |
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That is right. And I don't know |
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when you broke |
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Oh, yes, sure |
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Look, Gust... Yeah, you're |
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and you know I know. |
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I'm not... I'm not even gonna |
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Yeah, yeah, you're |
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at the Jefferson Hotel, |
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But let me ask you. The |
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was that because they lacked |
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You're referring |
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Yeah, the 3,000 agents. |
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Each and every goddamn one of them |
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Is that because they lack |
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Or did Turner not think it |
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who could speak the same language as |
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Well, I'm sorry, but you |
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for questioning the loyalty to America |
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in the first place. Yeah, |
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to review the several ways |
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Get the fuck out of my office! Yes, sir. |
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Before I end |
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Yes, sir! |
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Yeah, my friend, I'm gonna |
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God damn it! |
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My loyalty? |
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For 24 years, people have |
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People who know how. |
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Now, do you think that's because |
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or do you think that's |
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Go fuck yourself, |
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How was I? |
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Thank you. |
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There's a woman in Aliquippa, |
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And she thinks |
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Yeah, she offered to put |
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Yeah? |
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And she... |
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She asked me do I want a |
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"If it's a health curse, |
| 00:20:31 |
"but a professional curse |
| 00:20:34 |
Well, I'm living proof |
| 00:20:37 |
Did you get the brownie? |
| 00:20:39 |
I got you. |
| 00:20:43 |
I'm reading transcripts |
| 00:20:46 |
between French |
| 00:20:48 |
arguing over office space |
| 00:20:51 |
and analyzing wiretaps out |
| 00:20:55 |
You know, historically, a |
| 00:20:59 |
Yeah, nobody will come |
| 00:21:03 |
You know, |
| 00:21:06 |
doesn't walk into his boss's office |
| 00:21:11 |
I just told you, I paid a |
| 00:21:14 |
to put a curse |
| 00:21:17 |
Do I sound like a |
| 00:21:19 |
Well, then, |
| 00:21:22 |
Listen. If you're really |
| 00:21:24 |
why don't you come upstairs |
| 00:21:26 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:21:27 |
Killing Russians. |
| 00:21:30 |
Our next slave girl is a Texas |
| 00:21:35 |
Ashley is prelaw at U. T., |
| 00:21:39 |
from Delta Delta Delta |
| 00:21:42 |
in special outfits they |
| 00:21:45 |
So, who wants their wheels cleaned clean |
| 00:21:50 |
and her three friends |
| 00:21:53 |
I have 10,000, who'll give |
| 00:21:56 |
I got 15 right here. |
| 00:21:58 |
Oh, my God, |
| 00:22:00 |
No, she's a Tri-Delt. |
| 00:22:03 |
No, she is a |
| 00:22:05 |
Oh. Joanne. |
| 00:22:06 |
Yeah, she's a direct descendant |
| 00:22:10 |
Says she had a great uncle |
| 00:22:13 |
Former Miss Cotton Bowl. Had her |
| 00:22:16 |
Look. Pakistan's Honorary |
| 00:22:20 |
How's that |
| 00:22:21 |
This is an ultra-right wing |
| 00:22:24 |
They're not |
| 00:22:26 |
What are they? |
| 00:22:28 |
Well, they're |
| 00:22:30 |
What are you doing |
| 00:22:32 |
Did you hear me say she was |
| 00:22:36 |
You are unbelievable. |
| 00:22:37 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:22:38 |
And, you know, one of the things |
| 00:22:40 |
is liberate the women. |
| 00:22:42 |
And what better way than |
| 00:22:45 |
Charlie. |
| 00:22:49 |
So sorry for keeping |
| 00:22:51 |
Oh, it's no problem, |
| 00:22:54 |
This is Bonnie Bach. |
| 00:22:55 |
So nice to meet you. |
| 00:23:00 |
It's a pleasure meeting you, Mrs. |
| 00:23:05 |
Why don't you |
| 00:23:09 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:23:11 |
Oh, Bobbie, if you could ask someone |
| 00:23:16 |
Oh, I'm not a slave girl, actually. |
| 00:23:18 |
I'm the Congressman's |
| 00:23:20 |
Isn't that wonderful |
| 00:23:22 |
Yes. |
| 00:23:23 |
Two olives, please. Tell them |
| 00:23:26 |
Certainly. |
| 00:23:29 |
She doesn't like me. |
| 00:23:31 |
Everybody likes you. |
| 00:23:32 |
She's a liberal. |
| 00:23:34 |
Well, I'm a liberal. |
| 00:23:36 |
Not where it counts. |
| 00:23:38 |
Have you seen the house? |
| 00:23:40 |
Well, I've seen the |
| 00:23:43 |
Fourteen bedrooms. |
| 00:23:44 |
I should have a look. |
| 00:23:46 |
What did you think |
| 00:23:47 |
What, that thing |
| 00:23:48 |
The reason |
| 00:23:51 |
Well, I'm not an expert |
| 00:23:53 |
but the production quality |
| 00:23:56 |
Yeah, I'm not |
| 00:23:58 |
for a Golden Globe |
| 00:24:00 |
You know what |
| 00:24:03 |
Well, as a member |
| 00:24:05 |
did you think |
| 00:24:07 |
that the Soviet Union's |
| 00:24:09 |
Yes, I believe |
| 00:24:11 |
but I was wondering if they were |
| 00:24:13 |
other than boycotting the Olympics, |
| 00:24:17 |
was a fairly |
| 00:24:18 |
to the greatest national |
| 00:24:21 |
since the |
| 00:24:22 |
Well, I don't think making more |
| 00:24:25 |
if that's what |
| 00:24:27 |
It's not. |
| 00:24:30 |
Exactly how much power do you have |
| 00:24:32 |
Which one? I'm on two. |
| 00:24:34 |
Foreign Ops. |
| 00:24:35 |
Eight members and myself hand out |
| 00:24:38 |
And what about |
| 00:24:41 |
Our budget is hidden. |
| 00:24:42 |
It is also unlimited. |
| 00:24:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:46 |
Would you like |
| 00:24:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:51 |
So, unless I'm wrong, and |
| 00:24:56 |
you sit at the intersection |
| 00:24:58 |
the Pentagon and the CIA. |
| 00:25:00 |
You meet in a soundproof room |
| 00:25:03 |
and you preside over a |
| 00:25:07 |
for the three agencies you would |
| 00:25:10 |
Isn't that right? |
| 00:25:12 |
I also have seats |
| 00:25:14 |
Isn't that how you were able to |
| 00:25:18 |
in Afghanistan |
| 00:25:20 |
Why are you only asking me questions |
| 00:25:24 |
Why is Congress saying one |
| 00:25:27 |
Well, tradition mostly. |
| 00:25:35 |
Come here. |
| 00:25:37 |
Okay. |
| 00:25:47 |
I do not understand the |
| 00:25:52 |
You're dancing around, |
| 00:25:54 |
Charlie? |
| 00:25:56 |
Why is the CIA running |
| 00:26:00 |
They're doing |
| 00:26:02 |
They're doing it badly. |
| 00:26:04 |
The CIA is arming |
| 00:26:06 |
Where do you think they're |
| 00:26:07 |
They're arming them with |
| 00:26:11 |
which would be good, |
| 00:26:13 |
except the Soviets have specifically |
| 00:26:16 |
to resist |
| 00:26:19 |
We sold Pakistan F-16s, |
| 00:26:21 |
but didn't give them the |
| 00:26:25 |
If this were a real war, |
| 00:26:26 |
State would issue a white paper |
| 00:26:28 |
the way they did |
| 00:26:31 |
If this were a real war, there'd |
| 00:26:35 |
on Afghanistan, headed by Henry Kissinger |
| 00:26:39 |
If this were a real war, Congress |
| 00:26:44 |
for covert operations |
| 00:26:47 |
If this were a real war... |
| 00:26:50 |
You may be |
| 00:26:52 |
I'm not kidding. |
| 00:26:55 |
Are you patronizing me? |
| 00:26:56 |
What do you want me |
| 00:26:59 |
This is what |
| 00:27:01 |
I want you to save Afghanistan |
| 00:27:04 |
I want you to deliver |
| 00:27:07 |
to the Soviets |
| 00:27:08 |
and in so doing, |
| 00:27:11 |
I'll tell you, |
| 00:27:12 |
but I got this Dairy Queen |
| 00:27:15 |
Don't underestimate me, Charlie. |
| 00:27:19 |
What exactly |
| 00:27:21 |
Go to Pakistan |
| 00:27:23 |
Zia? |
| 00:27:24 |
Mohammed Zia ul-Haq. |
| 00:27:26 |
He's the President |
| 00:27:28 |
I've already arranged it. |
| 00:27:30 |
You've arranged a meeting between |
| 00:27:33 |
Yes. |
| 00:27:34 |
You're going |
| 00:27:35 |
to meet with Zvi Rafiah |
| 00:27:37 |
I want you to tack Pakistan |
| 00:27:40 |
And meet |
| 00:27:41 |
Let him convince you that |
| 00:27:44 |
to let the Afghans rid |
| 00:27:48 |
Okay. It's not likely the President |
| 00:27:52 |
but I'm gonna do this |
| 00:27:55 |
'cause you saved my ass |
| 00:27:58 |
and I owe you my seat in Congress |
| 00:28:02 |
But I have to tell you, |
| 00:28:06 |
How many Jews do you have |
| 00:28:09 |
Seven. |
| 00:28:10 |
But congressmen aren't |
| 00:28:12 |
they're elected |
| 00:28:14 |
and mine are in, well, New |
| 00:28:17 |
because I'm one of |
| 00:28:19 |
And I don't know |
| 00:28:20 |
about me taking up |
| 00:28:23 |
Well, that's |
| 00:28:24 |
Yes, it is. |
| 00:28:26 |
Go fight this war |
| 00:28:28 |
Everything possible is on the |
| 00:28:32 |
Oh, I was afraid you |
| 00:28:37 |
Well, I guess it ain't |
| 00:28:40 |
Well, I guess |
| 00:28:42 |
Oh, darling, |
| 00:29:54 |
Congressman Charlie Wilson. |
| 00:29:56 |
Mr. Congressman. |
| 00:29:57 |
Mr. President. |
| 00:30:01 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:03 |
Joanne Herring speaks |
| 00:30:05 |
Oh, well, thank you, sir. |
| 00:30:08 |
These are two |
| 00:30:09 |
when it comes to the |
| 00:30:13 |
This is Brigadier Rashid. |
| 00:30:16 |
How do you do? |
| 00:30:17 |
Colonel Mahmood. |
| 00:30:18 |
Pleased to meet you. |
| 00:30:20 |
Please come. |
| 00:30:21 |
Thank you. |
| 00:30:25 |
You must be thirsty. |
| 00:30:27 |
Oh, actually I'd love a glass |
| 00:30:31 |
Rye, Canadian. |
| 00:30:34 |
Uh... |
| 00:30:37 |
I'm sorry, Congressman, |
| 00:30:39 |
in the Presidential Residence. |
| 00:30:42 |
Of course, you don't. |
| 00:30:47 |
Fruit juice? |
| 00:30:51 |
Bet a lot of people |
| 00:30:54 |
No. |
| 00:30:55 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:57 |
Brigadier? |
| 00:30:58 |
So you understand the |
| 00:31:02 |
Yes, sir, I think I do. |
| 00:31:06 |
And I know I speak for all the people in |
| 00:31:09 |
when I say our thoughts and |
| 00:31:12 |
All the people of the Texas |
| 00:31:14 |
you say? |
| 00:31:16 |
Three million Afghan refugees are |
| 00:31:20 |
Another two million |
| 00:31:22 |
And two million |
| 00:31:23 |
is just what the doctors ordered |
| 00:31:25 |
People are dying |
| 00:31:28 |
And the ones that aren't are |
| 00:31:31 |
Would you like |
| 00:31:33 |
One fifth of Afghanistan |
| 00:31:35 |
in Pakistan's |
| 00:31:37 |
So, what I have |
| 00:31:39 |
why your State Department |
| 00:31:43 |
who thinks he understands the problem. |
| 00:31:45 |
'Cause I don't think the prayers of |
| 00:31:48 |
are going to turn |
| 00:31:50 |
Well, now, I wasn't sent here by |
| 00:31:53 |
I was asked to come here |
| 00:31:55 |
So this is |
| 00:31:57 |
I don't need courtesy. I need |
| 00:32:01 |
Well, we just doubled the |
| 00:32:06 |
From 5 million |
| 00:32:08 |
That's right. |
| 00:32:11 |
No. Is that meant to be a funny joke? |
| 00:32:13 |
No, sir. |
| 00:32:14 |
Congressman, |
| 00:32:16 |
$10 million from the U.S. |
| 00:32:20 |
is such a low figure that it |
| 00:32:23 |
I caught up to the sarcasm |
| 00:32:28 |
The United States is |
| 00:32:30 |
No, you're not. |
| 00:32:32 |
Absolutely not. |
| 00:32:33 |
and I know what |
| 00:32:35 |
The U.S. Is not eager |
| 00:32:37 |
Well, now it's my understanding |
| 00:32:40 |
You didn't want them. |
| 00:32:41 |
Because you refused |
| 00:32:43 |
So to hell with that. |
| 00:32:44 |
And this is emblematic |
| 00:32:47 |
when it comes |
| 00:32:49 |
To hell with it! You sell us |
| 00:32:52 |
You offer Afghans rifles |
| 00:32:56 |
while Soviet helicopters are |
| 00:32:59 |
people, animals, food |
| 00:33:02 |
Yeah. You sell the Israelis the radar, |
| 00:33:04 |
so that's why he says, |
| 00:33:06 |
Again, I understood. Yeah. |
| 00:33:08 |
Also, the arms and funding |
| 00:33:14 |
I'm sorry? |
| 00:33:15 |
That's been part |
| 00:33:17 |
The arms and the funding |
| 00:33:19 |
We have experience |
| 00:33:22 |
And your CIA has an |
| 00:33:25 |
Oh. I wouldn't say that. |
| 00:33:27 |
They missed 130,000 Soviet |
| 00:33:32 |
Okay, we blew that call. |
| 00:33:34 |
I would say so. |
| 00:33:39 |
Well, I don't want to use up |
| 00:33:46 |
so I will take your message |
| 00:33:51 |
and we will give it |
| 00:33:54 |
Let me walk you |
| 00:34:01 |
I learned about you |
| 00:34:03 |
I learned that you're a man |
| 00:34:07 |
I am. |
| 00:34:08 |
But I also learned that |
| 00:34:10 |
you cannot deliver. |
| 00:34:12 |
No, I don't, |
| 00:34:14 |
Then promise me this. |
| 00:34:15 |
Go to Peshawar |
| 00:34:19 |
Right now. Today. |
| 00:34:21 |
Go to Peshawar and see |
| 00:34:24 |
I have a helicopter |
| 00:34:28 |
All right, I'll do it. |
| 00:34:30 |
Thank you, |
| 00:34:31 |
Mr. President. |
| 00:34:38 |
All right, you, |
| 00:34:43 |
How did it go? |
| 00:34:44 |
Well, there were |
| 00:34:45 |
It was like getting slapped around |
| 00:34:48 |
You know you've pretty |
| 00:34:50 |
when you've been told you |
| 00:34:51 |
who hanged his predecessor |
| 00:34:55 |
Can we go home now? |
| 00:34:56 |
No. No, we have |
| 00:36:54 |
I've seen enough. |
| 00:36:59 |
About 350 people in three |
| 00:37:03 |
But instead of doing |
| 00:37:06 |
the Russians would |
| 00:37:09 |
as they slit the |
| 00:37:15 |
So, the Russians gathered all the |
| 00:37:21 |
in the center |
| 00:37:24 |
Then they ran over them |
| 00:37:29 |
I saw something shiny on the |
| 00:37:35 |
When I reached down to grab |
| 00:37:40 |
I should have known. |
| 00:37:41 |
Because last year my little brother |
| 00:37:48 |
It split him in half. |
| 00:37:50 |
It takes more work to take care |
| 00:37:54 |
So when the Russians |
| 00:37:57 |
adults who might help with the war |
| 00:38:01 |
You can see yourself. |
| 00:38:05 |
Like a bug. |
| 00:38:11 |
They're beautiful. |
| 00:38:13 |
How many children |
| 00:38:20 |
She had six. |
| 00:38:24 |
So, what do you want to be |
| 00:39:08 |
Hi. I have Congressman Wilson here |
| 00:39:13 |
Down the hall. |
| 00:39:16 |
I'll wait outside. |
| 00:39:19 |
Look, normally, |
| 00:39:21 |
we'd give them a courtesy briefing |
| 00:39:25 |
it's getting pretty late, we don't |
| 00:39:28 |
Well, make the time. |
| 00:39:31 |
Fuck your time, Harold. |
| 00:39:33 |
I'm catching a plane back to |
| 00:39:36 |
Now, I need a full |
| 00:39:43 |
Hundred and twenty thousand |
| 00:39:45 |
Hundred and twenty thousand? |
| 00:39:46 |
40th Army is garrisoned |
| 00:39:48 |
and in the airports. |
| 00:39:50 |
Your seventh and eighth |
| 00:39:52 |
The 18th in Mazar-e Sharif, |
| 00:39:55 |
Anything inside? |
| 00:39:56 |
I'm sorry? |
| 00:39:58 |
They controlling |
| 00:39:59 |
Soviet advisors |
| 00:40:01 |
the Afghan intel service |
| 00:40:03 |
Which ministries? |
| 00:40:05 |
All of them. |
| 00:40:06 |
Anyway, the fourth armored |
| 00:40:11 |
Seventh Armored is... |
| 00:40:12 |
Why ain't they shooting down |
| 00:40:15 |
I'm sorry? |
| 00:40:16 |
The helicopters, Harold. |
| 00:40:18 |
Why ain't we giving them something |
| 00:40:21 |
The helicopters |
| 00:40:27 |
You think? |
| 00:40:29 |
Congressman... They're |
| 00:40:31 |
with Enfield rifles. That's |
| 00:40:35 |
The Soviet Hind gunship is especially |
| 00:40:38 |
Yeah, I know, I know. So you tell |
| 00:40:42 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:40:43 |
Tell me what you need. |
| 00:40:46 |
Do you understand |
| 00:40:47 |
You tell me what you need, and I |
| 00:40:51 |
Congressman, I appreciate |
| 00:40:54 |
but a sudden influx of money and |
| 00:40:59 |
What? A sudden influx |
| 00:41:02 |
Wait, it would |
| 00:41:04 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:06 |
Why, I don't even know |
| 00:41:09 |
This is the Cold War. |
| 00:41:11 |
Should I continue |
| 00:41:12 |
Have you been to these refugee |
| 00:41:16 |
Congressman, I am required |
| 00:41:19 |
Should I continue? |
| 00:41:21 |
No. Thank you. |
| 00:41:37 |
You know, I had a neighbor, growing |
| 00:41:43 |
Mr. Charles Hazard. |
| 00:41:46 |
And Mr. Hazard didn't like |
| 00:41:50 |
messing up his flower beds. |
| 00:41:52 |
One day, I heard a bunch of |
| 00:41:54 |
so I ran on over |
| 00:41:56 |
and there were about 15 grown-ups |
| 00:41:59 |
who was writhing on the |
| 00:42:04 |
Blood was pouring |
| 00:42:06 |
Mr. Hazard had |
| 00:42:08 |
and put it in a bowl of |
| 00:42:13 |
What did you do? |
| 00:42:15 |
Well, I got some gasoline and |
| 00:42:19 |
But that wasn't |
| 00:42:22 |
And then I remembered, Mr. |
| 00:42:26 |
He was the head |
| 00:42:28 |
His reelection every two years |
| 00:42:31 |
So come Election Day, I drove |
| 00:42:36 |
Now, these people hadn't voted |
| 00:42:39 |
I was only 13, |
| 00:42:43 |
and I filled up my car |
| 00:42:45 |
and drove them |
| 00:42:46 |
and then waited, |
| 00:42:48 |
But before they got out |
| 00:42:51 |
I said, "I don't mean to influence |
| 00:42:56 |
"Mr. Charles Hazard has |
| 00:43:02 |
About 400 ballots were |
| 00:43:05 |
I drove 96 of them |
| 00:43:08 |
Hazard lost by 16 votes. |
| 00:43:14 |
And that's the day I |
| 00:43:21 |
What time do we land? |
| 00:43:24 |
7:30 a. m. In D.C. |
| 00:43:26 |
I want the CIA in my office at 10:00. |
| 00:43:30 |
Assistant Deputy Director |
| 00:43:33 |
Tell them that if I don't |
| 00:43:35 |
I'm gonna start docking their allowance |
| 00:43:41 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:43:42 |
And get me another |
| 00:43:46 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:43:50 |
The AKs, |
| 00:43:52 |
and 82 millimeter mortars are |
| 00:43:55 |
and then trucks take them |
| 00:43:57 |
Then we take them |
| 00:43:59 |
which are running a little |
| 00:44:00 |
The mules? |
| 00:44:02 |
plus we got to get them |
| 00:44:04 |
Diseases. Foot and mouth. Plus they |
| 00:44:08 |
The mules are getting better |
| 00:44:10 |
Plus, they're gonna cost a little |
| 00:44:13 |
To do what? |
| 00:44:15 |
with ammunition |
| 00:44:16 |
Aren't they born |
| 00:44:18 |
I mean, isn't that something |
| 00:44:20 |
You think Afghanistan might, one day, |
| 00:44:24 |
Gust. |
| 00:44:25 |
I got something for you. |
| 00:44:28 |
I need you |
| 00:44:30 |
The whole thing has changed. |
| 00:44:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:35 |
No problem. |
| 00:44:38 |
He should be here |
| 00:44:39 |
Don't worry about me. |
| 00:44:44 |
Good morning. |
| 00:44:45 |
Welcome back. |
| 00:44:47 |
Welcome back. |
| 00:44:49 |
Welcome back. |
| 00:44:51 |
Who are you? |
| 00:44:53 |
This is Gust Avrakotos. |
| 00:44:54 |
He's come up from Langley |
| 00:44:56 |
that you wanted. |
| 00:44:58 |
Yes, sir? |
| 00:44:59 |
I said Assistant Deputy |
| 00:45:01 |
I know, sir. I called... No, |
| 00:45:03 |
to the Hill |
| 00:45:04 |
I'm the guy you want to talk to, |
| 00:45:07 |
You're on the Afghan desk? Yeah. |
| 00:45:09 |
Well, I wouldn't be too proud of |
| 00:45:11 |
Oh, I know. And that's |
| 00:45:14 |
That nine hours flying time |
| 00:45:16 |
Probably had to stop in Brussels, |
| 00:45:18 |
I'd be a little grumpy |
| 00:45:19 |
I ain't grumpy |
| 00:45:22 |
We want to give you this 'cause |
| 00:45:25 |
It's called Talisker, |
| 00:45:27 |
and it's mentioned in a |
| 00:45:29 |
The Scotsman's Return |
| 00:45:31 |
"The king o' drinks, |
| 00:45:33 |
"Talisker, Isla |
| 00:45:35 |
Who are you again? |
| 00:45:39 |
Have Bonnie come |
| 00:45:41 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:45:43 |
What's the gift for? |
| 00:45:45 |
It's from the Afghan desk for |
| 00:45:48 |
Oh. Well, thank you. |
| 00:45:51 |
It was nothing. |
| 00:45:53 |
Well, it's a nice |
| 00:45:56 |
Must've been hard to get. |
| 00:45:57 |
No, doubling |
| 00:45:59 |
I mean, $10 million for covert ops |
| 00:46:02 |
What are you, an infant? Now, |
| 00:46:05 |
I don't remember your name. |
| 00:46:06 |
Gust Avrakotos. |
| 00:46:08 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:09 |
Okay, you mind |
| 00:46:11 |
Yeah, well, my name's Gust |
| 00:46:14 |
Fifteen hours ago, I offered Harold |
| 00:46:20 |
I stood there in the office in Islamabad, |
| 00:46:24 |
And I was apparently |
| 00:46:26 |
Well, Harold Holt's a massive tool, |
| 00:46:29 |
He's a clown. |
| 00:46:30 |
And I don't mean to cast aspersions on |
| 00:46:34 |
Really? |
| 00:46:35 |
Well, how does he expect to defeat |
| 00:46:38 |
He said, "A sudden influx of |
| 00:46:40 |
and new weaponry |
| 00:46:41 |
He's not trying to defeat |
| 00:46:44 |
What the hell |
| 00:46:47 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:46:49 |
I'm the Congressman's |
| 00:46:51 |
Gust Avrakotos. |
| 00:46:53 |
Gus, I need the room |
| 00:46:54 |
Sure. |
| 00:47:00 |
Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. |
| 00:47:02 |
Just tell me |
| 00:47:04 |
A Justice Department task |
| 00:47:06 |
to investigate reports of sex |
| 00:47:08 |
and their male interns |
| 00:47:10 |
to include the use |
| 00:47:12 |
by senators and congressmen. |
| 00:47:14 |
Do you know a man |
| 00:47:15 |
He doesn't have to |
| 00:47:17 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:47:18 |
Paul Brown, under investigation |
| 00:47:22 |
He wanted me to invest |
| 00:47:25 |
Well, he's saying he witnessed |
| 00:47:28 |
in a fantasy suite |
| 00:47:30 |
Brian Ross at NBC is |
| 00:47:33 |
All right, guys. I was in Las |
| 00:47:37 |
because she wanted me to |
| 00:47:39 |
There was cocaine? |
| 00:47:42 |
I want you to go in the other |
| 00:47:44 |
Let's get Stu on the phone. |
| 00:47:45 |
Okay, Bait, |
| 00:47:47 |
It's all right, |
| 00:47:48 |
It's gonna be all right. |
| 00:47:49 |
Gus! |
| 00:47:52 |
You having problems? |
| 00:47:54 |
No. |
| 00:47:56 |
What do you mean, he's not |
| 00:47:58 |
Well, he wants to bleed them. |
| 00:48:01 |
Make it so they just have |
| 00:48:03 |
keep sending money, |
| 00:48:04 |
until they just go out of their |
| 00:48:06 |
You mean to tell me that the |
| 00:48:09 |
is to have the Afghans keep |
| 00:48:11 |
till the Russians |
| 00:48:12 |
That's Harold Holt's |
| 00:48:13 |
It's not U.S. Strategy. |
| 00:48:15 |
Well, strictly speaking, |
| 00:48:17 |
But we're working |
| 00:48:18 |
Who's we? |
| 00:48:21 |
Would you excuse me? |
| 00:48:27 |
All right, |
| 00:48:29 |
"Representative Charles Wilson has learned |
| 00:48:32 |
"who are under investigation by a |
| 00:48:35 |
Don't say task force. |
| 00:48:36 |
like Eliot Ness is |
| 00:48:37 |
Who is running the thing? |
| 00:48:40 |
Rudolph Giuliani, |
| 00:48:42 |
You know him? |
| 00:48:44 |
Well, it's been going on |
| 00:48:46 |
"Representative Charles Wilson has learned |
| 00:48:49 |
"who are under investigation |
| 00:48:51 |
"in what is now an 18-month |
| 00:48:54 |
"that has resulted |
| 00:48:56 |
"Congressman Wilson has not |
| 00:48:58 |
"nor has he been questioned |
| 00:49:00 |
"He denies any allegation of |
| 00:49:03 |
"and will fully cooperate with |
| 00:49:05 |
Okay. Run it by Stu. |
| 00:49:06 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:49:09 |
Gus! |
| 00:49:13 |
You and three other guys? |
| 00:49:16 |
Well, I'll tell you what I told |
| 00:49:20 |
Now, the 10 million is a joke? |
| 00:49:23 |
To do what? To shoot |
| 00:49:24 |
To shoot down |
| 00:49:26 |
If we can help them shoot down |
| 00:49:28 |
everything's gonna |
| 00:49:30 |
You know, there's a story about |
| 00:49:33 |
All right, and... Yeah. |
| 00:49:38 |
It's Stu. |
| 00:49:39 |
You should be on this. |
| 00:49:43 |
Stu? |
| 00:49:44 |
No. No, |
| 00:49:46 |
It was a party in Vegas. |
| 00:49:49 |
Lot of drugs, lot of |
| 00:49:51 |
I was there with Crystal Lee |
| 00:49:54 |
who wanted me to invest |
| 00:49:58 |
I don't know. |
| 00:49:59 |
I don't know, it's gonna be |
| 00:50:02 |
What... Stu, |
| 00:50:04 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:06 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:08 |
Will Crystal back up your |
| 00:50:10 |
Just go put out |
| 00:50:12 |
You know what? |
| 00:50:14 |
You never should have been |
| 00:50:20 |
Gus! |
| 00:50:23 |
Yeah. The Swiss make an antiaircraft gun |
| 00:50:26 |
called the Oerlikon. |
| 00:50:28 |
Twenty-millimeter cannon, |
| 00:50:30 |
I know the Oerlikon. |
| 00:50:31 |
Don't forget |
| 00:50:33 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:50:34 |
Well, you took a limo from |
| 00:50:37 |
Maybe it's easy enough to track down |
| 00:50:40 |
ask him if anything was |
| 00:50:42 |
so, you know, in terms |
| 00:50:44 |
Were you listening |
| 00:50:45 |
I wasn't listening at the |
| 00:50:47 |
at the goddamn door listening to me? No. |
| 00:50:50 |
How could you even... |
| 00:50:52 |
You stood there |
| 00:50:54 |
I wasn't standing at the door. |
| 00:50:55 |
I bugged the Scotch bottle. |
| 00:50:57 |
What? |
| 00:50:59 |
Yeah, it's got a little |
| 00:51:00 |
I got a little thing |
| 00:51:03 |
I don't believe this. Who the |
| 00:51:06 |
It's not in my ear right now. |
| 00:51:08 |
I was gonna tell you about it, but |
| 00:51:11 |
'cause you were getting indicted. |
| 00:51:13 |
Is there a camera in here? |
| 00:51:15 |
That's right. |
| 00:51:16 |
Will you take the bug |
| 00:51:20 |
Sure. |
| 00:00:05 |
when they tried to pick |
| 00:00:07 |
Sometimes the kids think |
| 00:00:10 |
For children to pick up. |
| 00:00:13 |
They're raping the women and... Yeah. |
| 00:00:15 |
...bayoneting the pregnant |
| 00:00:18 |
But they still want to go out |
| 00:00:21 |
Each and every one of them. I've |
| 00:00:23 |
No, me, neither. |
| 00:00:25 |
Let's be clear. I want to kill |
| 00:00:28 |
Is the Oerlikon the right gun? |
| 00:00:31 |
Now, you know what? |
| 00:00:33 |
You've had a long flight. |
| 00:00:34 |
You're under a lot of stress. |
| 00:00:36 |
I ain't under arrest. |
| 00:00:38 |
Do you drink? |
| 00:00:39 |
Well, should we try |
| 00:00:41 |
or is it gonna release |
| 00:00:43 |
Oh, I don't think so, |
| 00:00:51 |
How'd a guy like you get |
| 00:00:54 |
What, you mean a street guy? |
| 00:00:57 |
And you ain't Thomas Jefferson, |
| 00:01:01 |
Deal. |
| 00:01:03 |
Since there's no other reason |
| 00:01:05 |
let's assume it's 'cause |
| 00:01:11 |
They need to shoot down |
| 00:01:13 |
They need at least, |
| 00:01:16 |
Yeah, it's gonna cost |
| 00:01:18 |
And I say for the fourth time, |
| 00:01:20 |
Yeah, how? |
| 00:01:21 |
Is the Oerlikon the gun |
| 00:01:24 |
I'm not sure. |
| 00:01:26 |
Who is sure? A weapons |
| 00:01:29 |
I'll call him. Yeah. |
| 00:01:37 |
All right, here's a test. |
| 00:01:39 |
You see the nerdy-looking kid |
| 00:01:41 |
playing against |
| 00:01:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:01:44 |
Which one of the guys do you |
| 00:01:47 |
with the CIA? |
| 00:01:52 |
That was a trick question, |
| 00:01:53 |
It's the nerdy-looking kid |
| 00:01:55 |
All right, no reason this |
| 00:01:57 |
Mike! |
| 00:02:00 |
Need you now, Mike. |
| 00:02:06 |
Keep playing. |
| 00:02:09 |
Mike Vickers, this is |
| 00:02:11 |
of the Defense Appropriations |
| 00:02:13 |
How are you, sir? |
| 00:02:17 |
How old are you? |
| 00:02:20 |
This is the CIA's weapons |
| 00:02:22 |
One of them. |
| 00:02:24 |
Look... |
| 00:02:25 |
Yeah, bishop to queen's |
| 00:02:27 |
See? He's playing without |
| 00:02:29 |
That's a useful skill |
| 00:02:30 |
if Afghanistan's ever invaded |
| 00:02:33 |
Did my office not make it clear |
| 00:02:36 |
to be fucked around with? |
| 00:02:37 |
You answer to me or you answer |
| 00:02:39 |
All right, the guy's a fucking Green |
| 00:02:42 |
No one's trying to fuck with you! Mike? |
| 00:02:44 |
Yeah, what was your move? |
| 00:02:47 |
All right, queen to king's |
| 00:02:49 |
Guy on the right, you don't |
| 00:02:52 |
Shit. |
| 00:02:54 |
All right, I apologize. |
| 00:02:56 |
Okay. |
| 00:02:58 |
As a former naval officer myself, |
| 00:03:02 |
As a former naval officer, I'd |
| 00:03:04 |
Now, what the fuck? |
| 00:03:05 |
He said he was sorry. |
| 00:03:07 |
What can I do for you, sir? |
| 00:03:08 |
All right, he wants to make a |
| 00:03:11 |
Now, the Swiss made Oerlikon S.T.A. |
| 00:03:14 |
to shoot down the Ml-24 Hind |
| 00:03:17 |
Well, the Oerlikon's |
| 00:03:18 |
but the Russians will just start |
| 00:03:21 |
So what else do they need? |
| 00:03:22 |
Same thing you give us. |
| 00:03:24 |
The Soviets didn't come into |
| 00:03:27 |
They came in T-55 tanks. |
| 00:03:28 |
The fighters need RPG-7 |
| 00:03:31 |
Katyusha 107 mm rockets, wire mines, |
| 00:03:35 |
ammunition for |
| 00:03:37 |
and frequency-hopping radios |
| 00:03:39 |
so these guys aren't |
| 00:03:42 |
Well, I've written it all |
| 00:03:44 |
You'd be the first |
| 00:03:47 |
Send a copy of it to me |
| 00:03:49 |
I will. All right. |
| 00:03:54 |
There was a report? |
| 00:03:55 |
It's not that simple. |
| 00:03:57 |
Why not? Well, for |
| 00:04:00 |
When an Afghan freedom fighter |
| 00:04:02 |
it can't be with an |
| 00:04:03 |
That's how a cold war turns |
| 00:04:05 |
and that's something you |
| 00:04:07 |
So anything we give them |
| 00:04:10 |
it could have plausibly been |
| 00:04:12 |
Yeah, that's right. |
| 00:04:14 |
Israel and Egypt. |
| 00:04:18 |
You know what Vickers |
| 00:04:20 |
could cost as much |
| 00:04:22 |
I can get the appropriation. |
| 00:04:26 |
I want to know how are you gonna |
| 00:04:28 |
when they're saying no |
| 00:04:30 |
for $5 million, a request |
| 00:04:33 |
When a black approp makes it |
| 00:04:35 |
the full body has |
| 00:04:37 |
They know the dollar amount, but |
| 00:04:39 |
So, theoretically, your $10 |
| 00:04:43 |
without anyone ever noticing |
| 00:04:46 |
Because Congress wouldn't |
| 00:04:47 |
That's the beauty of it! |
| 00:04:49 |
All you need are the nine |
| 00:04:50 |
All I really need is |
| 00:04:52 |
Doc Long. |
| 00:04:54 |
And with Doc's backing, you'll get the |
| 00:04:57 |
Yep. |
| 00:04:59 |
I don't care. |
| 00:05:00 |
And until the phone rang |
| 00:05:01 |
I didn't know |
| 00:05:03 |
Well, ask around. |
| 00:05:05 |
I did. |
| 00:05:07 |
That your greatest legislative |
| 00:05:09 |
was getting reelected |
| 00:05:11 |
Anything else? |
| 00:05:12 |
That you hold more IOUs |
| 00:05:15 |
How about that? |
| 00:05:17 |
I represent the only district in |
| 00:05:21 |
They want their guns, they |
| 00:05:24 |
I can do favors. |
| 00:05:29 |
Now, me and three other guys |
| 00:05:32 |
I mean, is it possible |
| 00:05:33 |
that I've met the only elected |
| 00:05:39 |
Give me a week |
| 00:05:42 |
Go pack a bag. I have a friend, |
| 00:05:46 |
He's who we need for this, |
| 00:05:48 |
Should be interesting. |
| 00:05:51 |
All right. |
| 00:05:53 |
We need you, Zvi. |
| 00:05:55 |
You're gonna be our man |
| 00:05:57 |
ZVl: I'm not in the Israeli |
| 00:05:59 |
That's what's gonna |
| 00:06:01 |
No one has your pull |
| 00:06:04 |
No one has your relationship |
| 00:06:06 |
And we are gonna... We're gonna |
| 00:06:08 |
when he finds out that we're |
| 00:06:12 |
Tell him. |
| 00:06:16 |
I'm not saying anything. |
| 00:06:19 |
I don't know who the fuck |
| 00:06:21 |
Well, ain't they bodyguards? |
| 00:06:24 |
Zvi? |
| 00:06:29 |
Now, just to sum this |
| 00:06:32 |
You want me |
| 00:06:35 |
toward a partnership with |
| 00:06:40 |
And Saudi Arabia. |
| 00:06:43 |
Well, just a couple of problems I |
| 00:06:46 |
Look. |
| 00:06:47 |
Charlie... |
| 00:06:49 |
...Pakistan and Afghanistan don't |
| 00:06:53 |
Calm down. We just got done |
| 00:06:57 |
and every person who has ever |
| 00:07:00 |
has been trained |
| 00:07:02 |
That's not entirely true, Zvi. |
| 00:07:05 |
I mean, some of them |
| 00:07:07 |
Gus, come on. |
| 00:07:10 |
It's his sense of humor. It's |
| 00:07:13 |
Now, Zvi, look at me. |
| 00:07:15 |
This is the front |
| 00:07:18 |
It's not in Berlin, it's not in |
| 00:07:21 |
It's in a pile of rocks |
| 00:07:24 |
These are the only people who are |
| 00:07:27 |
Now, you and I know we have |
| 00:07:29 |
into the hands |
| 00:07:31 |
And you and I know |
| 00:07:33 |
of Soviet weapons |
| 00:07:36 |
I can't tell you offhand |
| 00:07:37 |
and what kind of weapons |
| 00:07:40 |
I can. These are Keyhole-11 |
| 00:07:45 |
They've been degraded |
| 00:07:48 |
All right, that's |
| 00:07:50 |
That's not the Mk. 1, |
| 00:07:52 |
And it and four others are |
| 00:07:55 |
What do you want tanks |
| 00:07:58 |
Oh, we don't. I just wanted |
| 00:08:00 |
$35.5 million. Which you'll |
| 00:08:04 |
Yeah. |
| 00:08:05 |
Without the press asking |
| 00:08:07 |
You know, |
| 00:08:08 |
because the press is going to be |
| 00:08:11 |
and his pending arrest on |
| 00:08:13 |
Oh, Gus. |
| 00:08:17 |
It's nothing. |
| 00:08:19 |
No, for our purposes, |
| 00:08:21 |
Thank you. |
| 00:08:23 |
that as long as the press sees |
| 00:08:25 |
you can park a battle carrier |
| 00:08:27 |
and no one's gonna |
| 00:08:28 |
What the hell happened? |
| 00:08:29 |
It's not germane. It's |
| 00:08:31 |
who are fighting and dying, and |
| 00:08:34 |
Now, for the love of Christ, |
| 00:08:38 |
shoot down these fucking |
| 00:08:43 |
I love you, Charlie, |
| 00:08:45 |
but you are a grown man |
| 00:08:47 |
who still hasn't learned to look both |
| 00:08:59 |
Yes, I'm in. |
| 00:09:02 |
But I don't like this guy. |
| 00:09:07 |
ZVl: What happens now? |
| 00:09:10 |
This meeting's gonna be run |
| 00:09:13 |
We'll be talking |
| 00:09:15 |
while his boss gets a belly |
| 00:09:18 |
What? A good friend |
| 00:09:20 |
is a well-known |
| 00:09:21 |
It's always been her dream to |
| 00:09:25 |
While she's dancing for the Defense |
| 00:09:29 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:10:07 |
That's an extraordinary woman. Oh, yeah. |
| 00:10:15 |
That's not any belly dance |
| 00:10:17 |
That's why I wanted the |
| 00:10:21 |
This is your girlfriend? Carol's |
| 00:10:24 |
I understand her father didn't allow |
| 00:10:28 |
Yeah, that's correct. |
| 00:10:31 |
And what religion is that? |
| 00:10:32 |
You know, she's a Baptist. |
| 00:10:36 |
As I was saying, the Russians will |
| 00:10:41 |
to fear God's vengeance |
| 00:10:43 |
who oppress his humble servants |
| 00:10:47 |
Their skulls will hang |
| 00:10:50 |
You can do whatever you like |
| 00:10:54 |
What has Gus here concerned is a SA |
| 00:11:00 |
For some reason, he thinks |
| 00:11:02 |
No, no, no, the SA-7 s |
| 00:11:04 |
Excuse me. What about |
| 00:11:08 |
Oh, Zvi. |
| 00:11:10 |
Fellows, we have |
| 00:11:11 |
I am about to arrange |
| 00:11:16 |
to be put into the hands |
| 00:11:18 |
I meant no disrespect. |
| 00:11:21 |
Well, anyway, that... |
| 00:11:24 |
You have Soviet-licensed factories |
| 00:11:27 |
at a rate of 25,000 a week? |
| 00:11:29 |
That's correct. What |
| 00:11:32 |
What kind? |
| 00:11:34 |
plastic, tripwire mines? |
| 00:11:35 |
Yes, yes. Whatever you need. |
| 00:11:40 |
We can't improve |
| 00:11:42 |
but when we come back for |
| 00:11:45 |
I agree. |
| 00:11:47 |
All right. |
| 00:11:59 |
Hey, you did good back there |
| 00:12:03 |
'Cause these people are |
| 00:12:05 |
and I'm not just talking |
| 00:12:09 |
Zvi's all right. |
| 00:12:12 |
He is Mossad, by the way. |
| 00:12:13 |
What I'm talking about is |
| 00:12:16 |
Now, she's got to stop throwing fundraisers |
| 00:12:20 |
Joanne is raising awareness. |
| 00:12:26 |
She's using |
| 00:12:31 |
and framing this |
| 00:12:34 |
And America doesn't |
| 00:12:38 |
Is that right? Yeah, that's |
| 00:12:40 |
Good morning, ladies and |
| 00:12:43 |
We will begin our initial |
| 00:12:45 |
into Washington Dulles Airport. |
| 00:12:48 |
...I would like to thank you |
| 00:12:51 |
Well, talk to her. |
| 00:12:57 |
You want me to go into |
| 00:12:59 |
Just for this one purpose, |
| 00:13:02 |
The Israelis have the largest stockpile |
| 00:13:06 |
I know that. |
| 00:13:09 |
I need to trust that this |
| 00:13:12 |
Pakistan and Israel would have to |
| 00:13:16 |
Yeah, I don't think |
| 00:13:19 |
You have authority |
| 00:13:21 |
None whatsoever. In fact, I'm pretty |
| 00:13:24 |
Well, I don't know |
| 00:13:26 |
But, Charlie. |
| 00:13:27 |
If I see one fucking |
| 00:13:30 |
You won't. I promise. |
| 00:13:34 |
Hey. |
| 00:13:35 |
You want me to take a look |
| 00:13:38 |
Why? Just... Well, your introduction, |
| 00:13:40 |
want me to look it over? It's an |
| 00:13:52 |
Today we honor President |
| 00:14:10 |
Before we go any further, I |
| 00:14:14 |
President Zia did not |
| 00:14:17 |
In the time that |
| 00:14:19 |
the fortunes of Pakistan |
| 00:14:22 |
I've asked you all here |
| 00:14:32 |
You disappeared. |
| 00:14:34 |
Well, they weren't |
| 00:14:36 |
It's a traditional |
| 00:14:39 |
You think they might be |
| 00:14:40 |
if they could just get women and booze |
| 00:14:44 |
I think they'd be a whole |
| 00:14:46 |
if the Communists got out. |
| 00:14:47 |
"Zia did not kill Bhutto. " |
| 00:14:50 |
That's not something you usually |
| 00:14:54 |
He didn't, Charlie. Bhutto had |
| 00:14:57 |
Shocking verdict. |
| 00:15:00 |
What did you need |
| 00:15:03 |
Joanne, darling, |
| 00:15:07 |
What? |
| 00:15:10 |
whose support we need. |
| 00:15:12 |
It's luncheons like this that |
| 00:15:14 |
This thing is not gonna get |
| 00:15:17 |
in the Houstonian Hotel. |
| 00:15:19 |
It's gonna get done by the |
| 00:15:22 |
and it's gonna get |
| 00:15:24 |
Now, you start making |
| 00:15:25 |
we're trying to convert |
| 00:15:28 |
I was saved by Jesus Christ, |
| 00:15:31 |
My fervor is not about religion, |
| 00:15:34 |
which we have, they want, |
| 00:15:35 |
and the Communists |
| 00:15:38 |
And I get it. |
| 00:15:42 |
Well, I can't modulate |
| 00:15:45 |
You can try. |
| 00:15:47 |
Now, I got to get back to D.C. They've |
| 00:15:51 |
On what? |
| 00:15:56 |
Afghanistan's barely |
| 00:15:58 |
There's no phones or roads |
| 00:16:00 |
It's likely that a villager |
| 00:16:02 |
without having contact with another |
| 00:16:05 |
unless he was going |
| 00:16:07 |
Now, my thinking is instead |
| 00:16:09 |
we concentrate on several elite |
| 00:16:13 |
Give these guys |
| 00:16:15 |
20 different courses covering |
| 00:16:18 |
And do you have anybody |
| 00:16:19 |
The most successful rebels |
| 00:16:22 |
They're called the United Front |
| 00:16:25 |
We've earmarked them |
| 00:16:27 |
and 10 to 15 agency advisors |
| 00:16:30 |
Who's their leader? |
| 00:16:33 |
He's Tajik, so he's not well |
| 00:16:37 |
So the... What, the Tajiks have |
| 00:16:40 |
Well, they say when a Tajik |
| 00:16:42 |
his first choice is always |
| 00:16:46 |
It's funnier in |
| 00:16:49 |
All right, I've heard enough. |
| 00:16:53 |
All right, don't fuck |
| 00:16:56 |
Awesome pep talk. |
| 00:16:57 |
Afghanistan, Egypt, Pakistan |
| 00:17:02 |
these are all totalitarian |
| 00:17:05 |
And they'd like to blow the only democracy |
| 00:17:09 |
Now, you heard me say that |
| 00:17:12 |
Oh, well, Zvi Rafiah's |
| 00:17:15 |
These people are draconian thugs, |
| 00:17:19 |
between the Communists |
| 00:17:22 |
it's 6-to-5 and pick them, |
| 00:17:23 |
No, you're wrong about that, Doc, |
| 00:17:26 |
In Pakistan, a blind girl gets |
| 00:17:30 |
Now, in Pakistan it takes |
| 00:17:32 |
So the rapist walks away |
| 00:17:35 |
Can you tell me why? |
| 00:17:36 |
Well, fornication. |
| 00:17:39 |
Mr. Chairman, President Zia is the |
| 00:17:42 |
of actively training |
| 00:17:46 |
while Egypt |
| 00:17:47 |
Now, the Saudis are matching |
| 00:17:50 |
That's right. So when |
| 00:17:52 |
you're really talking |
| 00:17:54 |
Only 40 from us. |
| 00:17:55 |
You want to put $80 million |
| 00:17:57 |
No, see, Doc, now, if you took |
| 00:17:59 |
you'd stop calling them |
| 00:18:01 |
They are farmers and children mostly, |
| 00:18:05 |
I know. And that should |
| 00:18:06 |
I know. It should be |
| 00:18:08 |
to sit on the bench while little kids |
| 00:18:12 |
Now, all you have to do to |
| 00:18:15 |
in the Committee, |
| 00:18:16 |
I'm sorry, Charlie, but doubling |
| 00:18:21 |
but, you know, |
| 00:18:27 |
Joanne Herring's |
| 00:18:29 |
Miss Herring, Congressman |
| 00:18:35 |
Hello. |
| 00:18:36 |
Tell me what's happening. |
| 00:18:37 |
Well, I need Doc Long, |
| 00:18:41 |
Now, he's a church-going guy, |
| 00:18:44 |
you know, maybe you could... |
| 00:18:46 |
Yeah. Let me give you |
| 00:18:49 |
I've got it. |
| 00:18:52 |
Trish! |
| 00:18:54 |
Boss? |
| 00:18:56 |
Hey, that's a nice sweater. |
| 00:18:59 |
The Washington Times wants to |
| 00:19:01 |
Well, what are you gonna tell |
| 00:19:04 |
'cause they don't serve |
| 00:19:05 |
Well, that's why you're |
| 00:19:07 |
I've got Stu on the line. |
| 00:19:11 |
Hey, Stu, it's me. |
| 00:19:12 |
All right. |
| 00:19:14 |
No, she's not a stripper, Stu. |
| 00:19:18 |
Oh, what the hell |
| 00:19:20 |
They're talking |
| 00:19:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:19:23 |
Giuliani subpoenaed |
| 00:19:26 |
Oh, that's what Gus |
| 00:19:28 |
Well, the limo driver said |
| 00:19:30 |
He didn't see anything. |
| 00:19:31 |
So Giuliani subpoenaed |
| 00:19:33 |
between Arlington and Silver Spring to see |
| 00:19:39 |
Joanne Herring's on the phone. Hey, you. |
| 00:19:43 |
We're all leaving |
| 00:19:44 |
You're kidding? |
| 00:19:46 |
Well, what did you have |
| 00:19:48 |
There's a blind girl in jail |
| 00:19:51 |
Yeah. |
| 00:19:53 |
What, I got to bust somebody |
| 00:19:55 |
Don't be stupid, Charlie. You're |
| 00:19:57 |
That's Doc's condition. |
| 00:19:59 |
I'll fly in tonight. Buy |
| 00:20:03 |
We're almost there, Charlie. |
| 00:20:09 |
I'm going back to Pakistan |
| 00:20:18 |
Charlie! |
| 00:20:19 |
You want a refill here, darling? Thanks. |
| 00:20:21 |
Can we get another round? |
| 00:20:23 |
Mario! |
| 00:20:24 |
Oh, Charlie. |
| 00:20:32 |
Hey, Joanne. |
| 00:20:35 |
Can I call you Joanne? |
| 00:20:39 |
You'll want to dress |
| 00:20:41 |
when we're at the border. |
| 00:20:43 |
Well, thank you, but I have |
| 00:20:46 |
with the cause of the Afghans |
| 00:20:48 |
I've been there many times. |
| 00:20:50 |
Okay, well, then I'll just |
| 00:20:52 |
I am not easily shocked, |
| 00:20:55 |
I knew you two were gonna |
| 00:20:58 |
Charlie! |
| 00:20:59 |
Sorry, Stu's on the phone. |
| 00:21:03 |
Stu. This can't be good. |
| 00:21:08 |
How'd you hook up |
| 00:21:10 |
Are you also passionately involved |
| 00:21:13 |
No, I just wasn't really |
| 00:21:16 |
I mean, how did you |
| 00:21:19 |
Oh, I didn't. I'm with |
| 00:21:21 |
Food and Plant Division. |
| 00:21:25 |
Now, you don't seem like |
| 00:21:30 |
What's that mean? |
| 00:21:32 |
Where are you from? |
| 00:21:35 |
Are you a Catholic? |
| 00:21:38 |
That's still Christian. |
| 00:21:42 |
What's your problem with me? |
| 00:21:44 |
You know, I've found, |
| 00:21:46 |
that when people with time on their |
| 00:21:49 |
I start forgetting what I'm |
| 00:21:52 |
That would be in the apple |
| 00:21:54 |
Yes, ma'am. |
| 00:21:56 |
I'll have to remember that. |
| 00:21:58 |
It's over! |
| 00:22:02 |
It's over! It is over! |
| 00:22:04 |
That was Stu, and it is over. Wait, |
| 00:22:08 |
Well, she witnessed |
| 00:22:10 |
in the Cayman Islands. |
| 00:22:12 |
No, it's all right. That's out of |
| 00:22:15 |
so it is over. |
| 00:22:17 |
I'm going home! |
| 00:22:20 |
Gus, Joanne, the most important |
| 00:22:25 |
so let's get plenty of sleep. |
| 00:22:27 |
Jailbait, slap my hands! |
| 00:22:30 |
Mario, this is all on me. |
| 00:22:32 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:22:34 |
He may be in trouble with the |
| 00:22:37 |
You don't see |
| 00:22:38 |
Well, reasonable people |
| 00:22:40 |
but I don't see God anywhere |
| 00:22:43 |
On the other hand, |
| 00:22:45 |
I bet you I could change |
| 00:22:48 |
Oh, you would. |
| 00:22:53 |
I'll see you on the plane. |
| 00:23:02 |
Sluts. |
| 00:23:29 |
Doc's eating this up. |
| 00:23:31 |
We're gonna get the money. |
| 00:23:35 |
Charlie! |
| 00:23:37 |
Guy's a little senile. |
| 00:23:39 |
He chairs a Subcommittee? |
| 00:23:40 |
Charlie, Joanne, this has been an |
| 00:23:45 |
I mean, it's absolutely |
| 00:23:47 |
Tell them what we saw, |
| 00:23:51 |
They only want to go back |
| 00:23:53 |
And you're their savior, |
| 00:23:55 |
Oh, I wouldn't go that |
| 00:23:56 |
She's gonna lock it |
| 00:23:58 |
these people have been waiting for |
| 00:24:01 |
and bleeding and waiting |
| 00:24:04 |
It's only gonna be a man |
| 00:24:08 |
We know, don't we, |
| 00:24:11 |
what they can do when |
| 00:24:14 |
Charlie, I think they want |
| 00:24:16 |
No, you should do it, |
| 00:24:19 |
These people have been |
| 00:24:22 |
Show Muriel what you can do. |
| 00:24:24 |
I'm a little bit emotional |
| 00:24:27 |
Show her. |
| 00:24:30 |
You can do it. |
| 00:24:33 |
Go on. |
| 00:24:35 |
All right. |
| 00:24:41 |
Papadropolous. Well, it's |
| 00:24:44 |
My friends, |
| 00:24:46 |
my son served in Vietnam. |
| 00:24:49 |
He was wounded fighting in battle |
| 00:24:54 |
I didn't know that |
| 00:24:56 |
So, you see, |
| 00:24:59 |
no stranger at all to the horrors |
| 00:25:07 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:25:12 |
I talk about God for |
| 00:25:14 |
As God is my witness today... |
| 00:25:17 |
...these Russian gunships, |
| 00:25:21 |
are gonna be blown right |
| 00:25:24 |
We're gonna see that you have guns and |
| 00:25:32 |
Thank you. |
| 00:25:35 |
Well, what I think's got |
| 00:25:37 |
is that sooner or later |
| 00:25:42 |
This is good against evil. |
| 00:25:45 |
And I want you to know that |
| 00:25:49 |
on the side of the good. |
| 00:25:52 |
And God will always punish |
| 00:26:08 |
God is great! |
| 00:26:10 |
God is great! |
| 00:26:55 |
This has been a year of |
| 00:26:58 |
And the Soviet Army, more than |
| 00:27:02 |
Now has the upper hand. |
| 00:27:04 |
The mujahideen are |
| 00:27:06 |
The Afghan resistance has been |
| 00:27:10 |
but the support has not been |
| 00:27:15 |
The guerrillas still cling to the |
| 00:27:19 |
They're waiting in vain |
| 00:27:22 |
to turn on the Red Army. |
| 00:27:24 |
The guerrillas survived |
| 00:27:27 |
The Soviets now are conducting some |
| 00:27:31 |
The Soviets have put more |
| 00:27:35 |
Communist bastards. |
| 00:27:48 |
Don't send us rice |
| 00:27:50 |
give us weapons so that we |
| 00:27:57 |
It's called the MILAN |
| 00:28:00 |
Can the Afghans win without it? No. |
| 00:28:04 |
End of discussion. |
| 00:28:05 |
I would like to have the |
| 00:28:08 |
by an additional 30 million, |
| 00:28:10 |
bringing the total |
| 00:28:14 |
I'd like to introduce |
| 00:28:17 |
We've got 300 in the field. |
| 00:28:19 |
Yeah! |
| 00:28:21 |
Let's kill some Russians! |
| 00:28:35 |
Voting to pump up the money for |
| 00:28:38 |
for the northeastern liberal |
| 00:28:41 |
How much are you asking for? |
| 00:28:42 |
I'd want to go from 70 million |
| 00:28:44 |
And if you vote for me, I can deliver |
| 00:31:30 |
And they asked him, |
| 00:31:32 |
"How did you vote on that?" |
| 00:31:33 |
And I swear to God, he |
| 00:31:38 |
He had to check with an aide |
| 00:31:43 |
I don't know how that guy |
| 00:32:18 |
It was the Bamian-led group. |
| 00:32:20 |
at the Fuladi Bridge. |
| 00:32:21 |
Four supply trucks coming out |
| 00:32:24 |
They hit a Soviet motorized |
| 00:32:28 |
You bet your ass. Then |
| 00:32:54 |
We can't control this |
| 00:32:56 |
The man stood in my office |
| 00:33:00 |
"A sudden influx of money |
| 00:33:01 |
"and weaponry... " Could you |
| 00:33:06 |
Thank you. |
| 00:33:08 |
that this congressman |
| 00:33:10 |
is doing this by himself? |
| 00:33:12 |
I will admit it's not |
| 00:33:14 |
Is this the war we want |
| 00:33:17 |
Harold, whatever he's doing, |
| 00:33:40 |
The CIA estimates that seven out of |
| 00:33:47 |
a Soviet chopper or a plane |
| 00:33:49 |
Now, Russian MiGs go for $20 |
| 00:33:54 |
What do you want to do? |
| 00:33:55 |
Well, I'd like to double |
| 00:33:57 |
Remind me again, |
| 00:34:00 |
5 million. |
| 00:34:13 |
Hello? Is this Mrs. |
| 00:34:17 |
Where's it at, Charlie? |
| 00:34:20 |
How's the honeymoon? |
| 00:34:22 |
Am I ever gonna see you |
| 00:34:26 |
Where's it at, Charlie? |
| 00:34:28 |
500 million. |
| 00:34:33 |
One billion dollars. |
| 00:34:34 |
That's right. |
| 00:34:38 |
Where does this rank relative |
| 00:34:41 |
There's never been anything |
| 00:34:44 |
Since when? |
| 00:34:46 |
Ever. |
| 00:34:49 |
I miss you, Charlie. |
| 00:34:52 |
I, Joanne, |
| 00:34:55 |
I always miss you. |
| 00:35:01 |
I better go. |
| 00:35:13 |
There's nothing |
| 00:35:15 |
And out in Polk, there's the polecat |
| 00:35:17 |
You know, that's the truth. |
| 00:35:20 |
Is that Gus? You got it. |
| 00:35:22 |
Hey, Gus! |
| 00:35:24 |
Congratulations on your |
| 00:35:26 |
Tell me what you know. All |
| 00:35:29 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:35:31 |
Yeah, so who's gonna be |
| 00:35:35 |
John Murtha. |
| 00:35:37 |
Yep. |
| 00:35:39 |
I was his vote on |
| 00:35:44 |
You know, you're a very, very |
| 00:35:47 |
Call me tomorrow morning |
| 00:35:49 |
I will. Bye-bye. |
| 00:36:02 |
We present you with |
| 00:36:11 |
There was wild jubilation |
| 00:36:15 |
as last weekend it became |
| 00:36:18 |
to defeat the mighty |
| 00:36:22 |
The retreat of Soviet military |
| 00:36:26 |
The last of Russia's regular |
| 00:36:30 |
Fear and uncertainty |
| 00:36:33 |
as the commander |
| 00:36:35 |
followed the last of his men |
| 00:36:37 |
CBS News Moscow correspondent, |
| 00:36:41 |
It was the last hurrah. |
| 00:36:44 |
crossing the Friendship Bridge |
| 00:36:46 |
between Afghanistan |
| 00:36:49 |
The Soviet commander, |
| 00:36:50 |
Look what you did, Charlie. |
| 00:36:53 |
Hey, it's... Hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:36:55 |
It's traditional to make a |
| 00:36:59 |
Gus, it's your honor. |
| 00:37:02 |
Reports that some Afghan |
| 00:37:05 |
Well, here's to you, |
| 00:37:10 |
...determined to show the world that |
| 00:37:15 |
in other countries |
| 00:37:20 |
Well, I told you. |
| 00:37:25 |
All we had to do was |
| 00:37:30 |
Listen, not for nothing, |
| 00:37:33 |
about the Zen master |
| 00:37:35 |
Oh, is this something |
| 00:37:37 |
the Greek witch of Aquilippa, |
| 00:37:40 |
Yeah, as a matter |
| 00:37:44 |
There was a little boy, and on |
| 00:37:47 |
And everybody in the village says, |
| 00:37:50 |
And the Zen master says, |
| 00:37:53 |
Two years later, the boy falls |
| 00:37:56 |
And everybody in the village |
| 00:37:58 |
And the Zen master says, |
| 00:38:01 |
Then a war breaks out, |
| 00:38:02 |
and all the young men |
| 00:38:04 |
except the boy can't 'cause |
| 00:38:05 |
And everybody in the village |
| 00:38:07 |
And the Zen master says, |
| 00:38:10 |
So you get it. |
| 00:38:12 |
No. No, I don't |
| 00:38:15 |
You're not stupid. |
| 00:38:18 |
Send them money. You |
| 00:38:19 |
Move on to the schools, |
| 00:38:22 |
Restock the sheep herds. |
| 00:38:23 |
Give them jobs, give them |
| 00:38:25 |
Yeah, well, try harder. I'm |
| 00:38:27 |
Yeah, yeah. I took you |
| 00:38:31 |
I broke the ice on the Stinger |
| 00:38:33 |
I got a Democratic Congress in |
| 00:38:36 |
Well, that's not good enough |
| 00:38:37 |
'cause I'm gonna hand you a code |
| 00:38:39 |
and it's gonna tell you that |
| 00:38:41 |
into Kandahar like it's |
| 00:38:46 |
Jesus, Gus, you could depress |
| 00:38:48 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:53 |
Listen to what |
| 00:39:13 |
You did a hell of a job for |
| 00:39:17 |
"We'll see," |
| 00:39:36 |
$1 million for school |
| 00:39:38 |
Oh, shit, Charlie. |
| 00:39:39 |
Listen. He's like the |
| 00:39:42 |
Did you hear me say it was a million, |
| 00:39:46 |
Yeah, we heard you. |
| 00:39:48 |
They heard you in Dover, |
| 00:39:50 |
Well, I sure hope I'm not |
| 00:39:51 |
'cause that's the last |
| 00:39:53 |
I was in the Roosevelt Room |
| 00:39:56 |
You know what he said? |
| 00:39:57 |
He said, "Afghanistan? |
| 00:40:00 |
Well, it is. |
| 00:40:01 |
Half the population |
| 00:40:03 |
is under the age of 14. |
| 00:40:04 |
Half the population is |
| 00:40:09 |
Now, think how fucking |
| 00:40:10 |
They're gonna come home and |
| 00:40:13 |
their villages have |
| 00:40:15 |
And we helped kill the guys who did |
| 00:40:17 |
'cause they don't get home |
| 00:40:19 |
And even if they did, |
| 00:40:23 |
This is what we always do. We |
| 00:40:27 |
and we change the world |
| 00:40:30 |
We always leave. |
| 00:40:32 |
But that ball, though, |
| 00:40:35 |
What? |
| 00:40:38 |
Yeah, we're |
| 00:40:39 |
reorganizing Eastern Europe, |
| 00:40:41 |
We've spent billions. |
| 00:40:43 |
Let's spend a million on |
| 00:40:47 |
Charlie, nobody gives a shit |
| 00:40:51 |
Afghanistan. |
| 00:41:14 |
So, for the first time, a civilian is |
| 00:41:20 |
that of Honored Colleague. |
| 00:41:22 |
Ladies and gentlemen |
| 00:41:25 |
Congressman Charles Wilson. |
| 00:41:31 |
Bravo, Charlie. |
