Charlie s Angels
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I said, "Look, lady, the seats haven't |
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...your ass has gotten bigger.'' |
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I'm sorry, sir. This cabin is |
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Are you looking for this? |
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Can I get you anything? |
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Scotch. Blended. Straight. |
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This is your captain speaking. |
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We've got a report |
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Please return to your seats |
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...and remain there until we release |
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I hear birds can't fly this high. |
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I hear only angels can. |
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Where's the bomb? |
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I am the bomb. |
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-Shall I pour your scotch? |
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Another movie from an old TV show. |
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What are you gonna do? |
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Walk out. |
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Very funny. |
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No, it isn't. |
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What are you doing?! |
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What are you doing?! Get off of me! |
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Help me! Help me! |
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Help me! Be careful! |
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Nice flight? |
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You crazy bastard! |
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I think you mean ''crazy bitch.'' |
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What is this? |
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Damn, I hate to fly. |
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No way! No way! |
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What's with that?! |
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Who are you people?! |
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Once upon a time, there were three |
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...who grew up to be |
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--making her a five-day champion. |
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They have three things in common: |
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I'm going to be all over you! |
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You will be kissing my ass-- |
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...and they work for me. |
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My name is Charlie. |
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-Let's go this way. |
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This way! |
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Wait. I'm not a yo-yo! |
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Good morning, Starfish. |
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Good morning, Chad. |
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Sweet Chad. |
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I figured we could have a little |
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And then, maybe, after... |
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...we could have a little Chad. |
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Hold that thought. |
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Yes, I'll be right in. |
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Isn't that just the luck? |
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I can make something besides eggs. |
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No, it's not the eggs. |
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Is it the boat? |
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It's not the boat. I have to go. |
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Is it the Chad? |
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It might be the Chad. |
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It's the Chad! |
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It's the Chad! |
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Eduardo, move me. |
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Good morning. |
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I signed the waiver, so feel free |
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Thanks. |
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No problem. |
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Hey! I'll be right in. |
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I want to get one thing straight |
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Go ahead. We're past keeping secrets |
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This is going to be long... |
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...hard and rough. |
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Sometimes when it's rough, |
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If you don't defuse this bomb, |
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Which wire? |
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That is not helping. |
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Ooh, my muffins. |
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This is stupid, anyway. |
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They're dummy wires, honey. |
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Trip the external feedback circuit, |
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Wow. |
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For a bikini waxer, |
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Isn't it amazing how much information |
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I'll be right there. |
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When do I get to meet this Charlie? |
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Charlie's not a very social person. |
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But Charlie's a chick though, right? |
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I mean, definitely a woman, right? |
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I can't keep up this façade |
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Who wants a man who's intimidated |
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They come on nice until they find out |
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I love that trick. |
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Blueberry muffins. |
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I made them from scratch. |
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Yum. |
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Sounds good. |
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These look great, Alex. |
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Oh, my God. |
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What's this? |
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Chinese fighting muffin. |
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Nothing to laugh about. |
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My buddy took a fighting muffin in the |
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They're not Chinese. They're not |
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Are you okay? |
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She's having secret-identity trouble. |
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Aren't we all? |
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Scoot. |
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Alex... |
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...all my Angels... |
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...the heart is a muscle. |
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In bodybuilding, |
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...and it grows bigger and stronger. |
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It's the same with the heart. |
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I must have the heart of a rhino. |
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You do. Be proud of it. |
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Mes Anges... |
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...these little hurts will heal. |
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And at crunch time, |
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...you'll be able to clean |
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...three sets, 10 reps each. |
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Thanks, Bos. |
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Excuse me. |
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Good morning, Angels. |
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Good morning, Angels. |
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Good morning, Charlie. |
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Dylan, Alex, Natalie, l hope you're |
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Meet Eric Knox, a brilliant engineer |
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...an up-and-coming communications |
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Last night, Knox was kidnapped... |
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...and his voice-identification |
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Who's the lady? |
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Vivian Wood, |
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Oh, she did it. |
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I guess we can all go home then. |
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Angels, meet Vivian Wood, |
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She's hired us to find Eric Knox. |
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Hello. |
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Who'd have the most to gain |
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Me, probably. I'm his partner. |
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Before we were partners... |
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...we were friends. |
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Does Knox have any enemies? |
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Roger Corwin. He's owner... |
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...of Red Star, the largest |
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Six months ago, |
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When Knox refused to sell, |
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Charming. |
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Was there a ransom demand? |
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Nothing. But I know he's still alive. |
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I'll study the garage footage. |
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So Corwin is our only lead. |
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Corwin gets a weekly massage |
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That's our chance to feel him out. |
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He said what? |
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"Over my dead body"? |
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I can accept those terms. |
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It's getting a little chilly in here, |
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At your service. |
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Good. |
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Could we get started this millennium? |
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Banzai! |
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Ooh, yeah. |
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You're holding a lot of tension... |
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...in your 4th and 5th vertebrae. |
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I know. |
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Let me see if I can work that... |
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...out. |
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By activating the right energy points, |
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...alleviate pain... |
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...or even... |
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...render a man unconscious. |
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Okay, let's go. |
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Palm Pilot. |
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Got the car key. |
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I got his schedule. |
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You must have dozed off. |
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You're very good... |
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...with your hands. |
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I could use someone |
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Thanks for the offer, but my hands |
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If Corwin is behind Knox's |
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...someone else |
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How's it coming |
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I'm enhancing a reflection |
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May I take your order? |
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Three cheeseburgers, three |
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What do you guys want? |
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Here's one of the kidnappers. |
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Creepy Thin Man. |
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Now we just look for him. |
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And see if he works for Corwin. |
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What's Corwin doing tonight? |
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Who's up for crashing a party? |
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Bos. |
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-Thanks, Nat. |
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It's a mic-transmitter. |
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I know. It's a mouth-mic. |
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We'll be able to always stay in touch. |
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We're in deep cover now, so if... |
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...you can't remember John David, |
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-Jelly doughnut. |
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-Juvenile delinquents. |
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There's your date, J.D. |
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Excuse me, ladies. |
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Roger Corwin. Welcome. |
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John David Rage, seIf-help guru. |
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John David Rage? |
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Relax, Bos. Order a drink. |
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Excuse me. Miss? |
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Hi...miss. |
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-A hammerhead, please. |
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Any creepy thin men? |
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Lots of creepy, none thin. |
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-I was wondering if-- |
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-So there's no chance-- |
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That's incredible. |
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What is? |
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Your smile. |
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Thanks. |
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This place, it's Japanese, is it not? |
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It's a 13th-century Shinto temple. |
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I had it.... |
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I had it FedEx'd from Kyoto. |
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Blowfish? |
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Isn't that poisonous? |
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It's a rare delicacy for the man who |
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Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal. |
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Tastes like chicken. |
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That would go |
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The man laughs at death. |
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Good work, Bos. |
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At last, a worthy adversary. |
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Let's see if you can survive |
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Nat, that bartender is cute. |
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I'm working. |
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He likes you. |
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That was fast. |
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I'm not called Balls-Out Natalie |
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Right. |
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I never saw you working here before. |
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I'm new. I'm like a virgin. |
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...here at Corwin's. |
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Oh, boy. She's going down. |
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No way. He's into her. |
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Just pick up the tray and walk away. |
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No, no. Stay. Stay and talk to him. |
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Flip your hair. |
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Flip your goddamn hair. |
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Excuse me. I don't usually do this, |
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Unless you're already |
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Yeah. |
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-Of course you are. |
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I'm not seeing anyone. |
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Free. |
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Okay, Thursday? |
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My favorite day. |
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Great. I'll get tickets. |
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I love tickets. |
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What do you know? |
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Where's J.D.? |
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Will somebody help me up, please? |
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Hello, girls? Are you hearing me? |
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Thin Man, 1 0:00. |
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Why do they always run? |
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Watch it! |
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Nat! |
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Brace! |
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Jump! |
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Check them all! |
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-Clear! |
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Clear! |
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Knox. |
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Great work, Angels, |
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There's still the matter |
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What's so special about your software? |
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It's.... It's really quite amazing. |
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We developed a program. You see, |
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It has a unique signature... |
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...like a snowflake. |
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Audio DNA. It makes it impossible to |
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Which is why Corwin wants it. |
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Of course. All Red Star's satellites |
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Combine that |
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--any cell phone could be a homing |
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No one could hide. |
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Imagine how dangerous this would be |
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The end of privacy. |
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That's where you come in, Angels. |
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Corwin is premiering his Red Star |
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Our chance to plant |
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Looks like it's off to the races, |
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When Roger Corwin first got |
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...a lot of people said it was |
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I had them all fired. |
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What's so funny? I did. |
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Thanks for coming |
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Nat... |
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...I'm going in. |
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But what can I say? |
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It's a Red Star day for me. |
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Then it's back |
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...of world domination |
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Hi. |
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Work your magic. |
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It's hot out there. |
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It's hot in here too. |
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Maybe I can make |
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Oh, I've come undone. |
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That feels good. |
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Thank you. |
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I like what you've done with it. |
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Ours has bigger mirrors. |
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I love cars. |
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You like fast cars? |
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I like fast everything. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Thanks for the ride. |
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You're welcome. |
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Mission accomplished. Tomorrow, |
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Ride 'em, cowboy. Make me proud. |
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Nat! |
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What's going on? |
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We got a friend on the track. |
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That creep from Chinatown. |
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Creepy Thin Man. |
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It's a round track. |
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She's going after him. |
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The microcamera has allowed us |
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The mainframe is right behind |
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That's where my software would be, |
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-Restricted access. |
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Retinal scanner. |
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Angels, break it down. |
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Only two Red Star directors |
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To gain access, they have |
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A gelatin scanning plate |
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A laser accurate to .009 millimeters |
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It is accessible only through |
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There's only one way to get through |
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The floor is rigged |
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Any contact exceeding .25 seconds |
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Sounds impossible. |
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Sounds like fun. |
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Director 1 |
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Director 2 |
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Mein Siegenbock ist sexy! |
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They got the wrong address. |
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You ready to whip them into shape, |
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You must be Miss Aarons. I'm Doris. |
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Sorry about the confusion. |
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I had you scheduled for next week. |
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That's what I'm here to find out. |
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You are the efficiency expert. |
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Yes. |
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I am. |
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Bitch. |
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I heard that. |
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Your methodologies are antiquated |
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Your procedures of approval ensure |
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...are rewarded. |
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Meanwhile, your competition is |
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Ow. |
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You. |
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What was the last |
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To make the Coke machine free. |
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Why? |
00:38:50 |
Caffeine helps us program. |
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Perfect. Smart... |
00:38:58 |
...simple and logical. |
00:39:02 |
What did your boss say? |
00:39:06 |
He said no. |
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Question! |
00:39:11 |
Who builds this company's products? |
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You do. |
00:39:18 |
Engineers do. |
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Not managers. |
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They should be answering to you, |
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Who else has an idea |
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AII right! Tell me. |
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Better yet... |
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...can anyone show me? |
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Red Star Mainframe Level 4 |
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It's not working. |
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There's only one way to get through |
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The floor is rigged |
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Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds |
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Thank you, sir. |
00:42:14 |
I hope you don't mind |
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So we have complete access |
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And they have no idea |
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You guys are tremendous. Thanks. |
00:42:53 |
I need evidence of Knox Technologies |
00:42:58 |
-Where is it? |
00:43:02 |
It has a direct link |
00:43:05 |
Bosley? |
00:43:07 |
Maybe we should be doing |
00:43:11 |
Surely Eric would be |
00:43:14 |
Our goal was to learn if Red Star |
00:43:18 |
It would be unethical |
00:43:22 |
If we get proof, we'll tell you. |
00:43:24 |
That makes sense. |
00:43:27 |
Right, Viv? |
00:43:30 |
You know, Knox may not be |
00:43:34 |
Smile. Don't panic the client. |
00:43:36 |
One of us should check |
00:43:40 |
Absolutely. I agree. |
00:43:48 |
-Everything okay? |
00:43:54 |
Wow, that was cool. |
00:43:58 |
Who's the Green Beret? |
00:44:01 |
My dad. |
00:44:02 |
That's nice. |
00:44:07 |
That's the guy who killed him. |
00:44:12 |
Yeah. They were |
00:44:16 |
This was his best friend |
00:44:20 |
I'm sorry. |
00:44:22 |
Thanks. |
00:44:24 |
Why do you keep it? |
00:44:26 |
To remind me: Be careful who you |
00:44:32 |
What about you? |
00:44:35 |
I mean-- I know you have parents, |
00:44:39 |
Where's your mom? |
00:44:41 |
She died when I was 6, |
00:44:47 |
You never met your father? |
00:44:50 |
Now you work for... |
00:44:53 |
...a man you've never seen. |
00:44:56 |
That's an interesting trend. |
00:45:00 |
That was smooth. |
00:45:01 |
Want to play Scrabble? |
00:45:04 |
Don't worry about it. |
00:45:07 |
That's okay. |
00:45:09 |
What are they called? You know.... |
00:45:19 |
So, okay. |
00:45:23 |
-This is a panic button. |
00:45:27 |
If you just press it, |
00:45:30 |
...whoever's closest, will be here |
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Like that? Okay. |
00:45:38 |
But you don't have a problem. |
00:45:40 |
Yeah, I do. |
00:45:46 |
I don't know... |
00:45:48 |
...how to make chicken. |
00:45:53 |
Scrabble? |
00:45:54 |
Shake 'N Bake? |
00:45:56 |
I'II shake, you bake? |
00:46:12 |
I want to shake. |
00:46:18 |
-Hey, Pete. |
00:46:20 |
-Good. How are you? |
00:46:24 |
-You want your ticket? |
00:46:29 |
-Thanks for giving me a chance. |
00:46:32 |
-Really? |
00:46:34 |
-You look great. |
00:46:37 |
I've thought a lot about us. |
00:46:39 |
No, no, no. |
00:46:43 |
...but I have something to say too. |
00:46:46 |
I've been thinking a lot about you |
00:46:50 |
And I know that we have these crazy |
00:46:55 |
I love you. |
00:46:59 |
Searching Red Star mainframe |
00:47:03 |
Software not detected. |
00:47:07 |
Coming. |
00:47:12 |
Hello. |
00:47:14 |
Trick or treat for UNICEF. |
00:47:22 |
That's a very nice costume, |
00:47:25 |
It glows in the dark. |
00:47:29 |
I hope you like to dance. |
00:47:30 |
Are you kidding? I love to dance! |
00:47:43 |
You. You want to dance on-stage? |
00:47:45 |
Us? |
00:47:46 |
Yes! |
00:47:48 |
No, the stage is for the ladies. |
00:47:50 |
Oh, never mind. I'll just find |
00:47:53 |
No, no, wait. |
00:47:55 |
This is Soul Train's highest honor. |
00:47:57 |
I won't let you not go up there. |
00:48:01 |
Really? I've always wanted |
00:48:04 |
Have a great time. |
00:48:06 |
Okay. I'll be back. |
00:48:09 |
Ms. Wood, there are some lines |
00:48:14 |
Lines have never stopped me. |
00:48:16 |
It's ''Miss.'' And it's ''Vivian.'' |
00:48:18 |
Okay. Miss Vivian. |
00:48:22 |
Okay, Miss Vivian. You're a pro. |
00:48:25 |
I mean, you're not a pro, |
00:48:29 |
We must keep our relationship |
00:48:32 |
May I? |
00:48:36 |
I'll get you a glass. |
00:49:16 |
She's pretty great, isn't she? |
00:49:29 |
I said, she's pretty great, right? |
00:49:45 |
You guys are in really good shape. |
00:49:48 |
Definitely. Definitely. |
00:49:55 |
All right. The Robot! |
00:49:57 |
Go, white girl! |
00:50:01 |
That's old school, right? Definitely. |
00:50:06 |
I'm Pete. How are you? |
00:50:13 |
The Running Man! Look! |
00:50:23 |
Incredible! It was great! |
00:50:26 |
I'm having so much fun! |
00:50:29 |
You know, I have to go number one. |
00:50:35 |
Look... |
00:50:38 |
...what I'm trying to say is... |
00:50:42 |
...will you marry me? |
00:50:47 |
Oh, no, baby! Baby?! |
00:50:50 |
Baby?! God, no. |
00:50:53 |
Damn you, Salazar. |
00:50:56 |
Damn you, Salazar! |
00:50:59 |
Cut! |
00:51:01 |
Was that over the top? |
00:51:03 |
No. That is the best shot, the best |
00:51:18 |
Hi. |
00:51:20 |
How was your day? Great. |
00:51:23 |
You know how superheroes have these |
00:51:28 |
No. No superheroes. |
00:51:33 |
You're an action star. |
00:51:38 |
That is so lame. |
00:51:41 |
Hey, girls, you having fun? |
00:51:43 |
I'm having so much fun |
00:51:45 |
Jason, I'm one-third of an elite |
00:51:49 |
...backed by an anonymous millionaire. |
00:51:53 |
Yes, that's it. |
00:52:08 |
What are you doing here? |
00:52:19 |
Perfect. |
00:52:58 |
Come on! Go! Hit it! |
00:53:10 |
Murphy O'Meyer... |
00:53:13 |
...that does it. |
00:53:15 |
Who sent you? |
00:53:18 |
Who?! |
00:53:22 |
Woo-- Woo-- |
00:53:24 |
-Who? |
00:53:29 |
-Vivian-- |
00:53:32 |
Vivian Wood! |
00:53:36 |
You bitch. |
00:53:44 |
I love a fire. |
00:54:11 |
Hey. |
00:54:13 |
Oh, my God! You're hit! |
00:54:15 |
No. I mean, the squibs hurt a bit |
00:54:19 |
What happened to my trailer? |
00:54:22 |
I haven't been honest with you. |
00:54:23 |
Were you in there when that happened? |
00:54:27 |
I'm not a bikini waxer. |
00:54:32 |
Bummer. I mean, that was |
00:54:45 |
I have to go. |
00:54:47 |
-Charlie? |
00:54:50 |
I have to go, |
00:54:53 |
-Of course. |
00:55:01 |
Excuse me. |
00:55:05 |
You're bad. |
00:55:09 |
Guys, finality you warm up a bit. |
00:55:13 |
Dylan? It's Nat. Vivian Wood |
00:55:18 |
Her assassin just paid me a visit. |
00:55:22 |
I'm at his house now. |
00:55:24 |
You are? |
00:55:26 |
You know what? |
00:55:28 |
Call Alex and meet me at the agency. |
00:55:33 |
Dylan! Shit. |
00:55:42 |
Don't stand next to the window, |
00:55:46 |
Toga. |
00:55:51 |
Listen, I just found out that-- |
00:55:57 |
Working undercover? |
00:55:59 |
It's a full-service job. |
00:56:03 |
I'II bet. |
00:56:05 |
I can see by your ''gown'' |
00:56:08 |
Some maniac could just stroll in |
00:56:12 |
Viv, you're obsessed. AII work |
00:56:18 |
I have to tie up some loose ends here, |
00:56:22 |
Want some champagne? |
00:56:31 |
"Enemy." |
00:56:37 |
I know. |
00:56:48 |
Sad news. |
00:56:50 |
Your girlfriends are dead. |
00:56:52 |
And Corwin? |
00:57:16 |
I don't think it's gonna work out, |
00:57:19 |
Which is a real bummer, |
00:57:23 |
...are a tomcat in the sack. |
00:57:28 |
Let me get this straight. You're a |
00:57:33 |
And you're a detective. And you had |
00:57:38 |
-I knew. |
00:57:41 |
And I know what'll happen next. |
00:57:43 |
Tell her, baby. |
00:57:46 |
All the Angels are going to heaven. |
00:57:50 |
And Bosley? |
00:57:51 |
We'll keep him. We like him. |
00:57:54 |
He's special. |
00:57:59 |
Corwin had nothing to do with this. |
00:58:01 |
No. But I never really liked him. |
00:58:05 |
-And the kidnapping was a setup. |
00:58:08 |
And Red Star was a setup. |
00:58:10 |
You got it all figured out. |
00:58:13 |
Why? |
00:58:17 |
Ask your boss. |
00:58:19 |
Charlie? |
00:58:22 |
You're after Charlie. |
00:58:25 |
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. |
00:58:30 |
They say that in death... |
00:58:33 |
...all life's questions are answered. |
00:58:37 |
Will you let me know? |
00:58:46 |
Let's go get Charlie. |
00:58:52 |
Come on. |
00:59:06 |
Are you all right? |
00:59:08 |
-What's going on? |
00:59:10 |
Where's Dylan? |
00:59:24 |
They say in death, |
00:59:30 |
Will you let me know? |
01:00:04 |
What are we doing? |
01:00:07 |
You are the cheapest man |
01:00:23 |
What did it look like? |
01:00:25 |
Oh, I don't know. It was, like, |
01:00:31 |
You've never seen a booby. |
01:00:32 |
-Have too. |
01:00:34 |
-I've seen lots of boobies. |
01:00:40 |
A little help? |
01:00:56 |
Don't ask. |
01:00:57 |
Where's Knox? Is he okay? |
01:00:59 |
Oh, he's great. He's the bad guy. |
01:01:03 |
The kidnapping was a setup. |
01:01:06 |
What? Why? |
01:01:08 |
He wasn't exactly forthcoming |
01:01:24 |
Bosley! |
01:01:25 |
He's safe! Knox already has him. |
01:01:31 |
Wait a minute. |
01:01:33 |
Let me get this straight. |
01:01:36 |
Bosley's with the man... |
01:01:38 |
...who tried to kill us. That's safe? |
01:01:41 |
He won't kill Bosley |
01:01:45 |
Kills Charlie? |
01:01:49 |
Oh, Jesus. |
01:01:50 |
I don't know what his plan is, |
01:02:04 |
If Knox thinks we're dead, |
01:02:08 |
Why does he want Charlie? |
01:02:10 |
We do know that he wanted us |
01:02:14 |
Imagine how dangerous this would be |
01:02:17 |
Knox used us to access the mainframe |
01:02:22 |
...but for control of their global |
01:02:25 |
Knox's software can match Charlieâs |
01:02:29 |
And use Red Star satellites |
01:02:32 |
But why would Knox go to so much |
01:02:36 |
That's the guy who killed him. |
01:02:40 |
They were in Army Intelligence |
01:02:42 |
His best friend turned on him. |
01:02:46 |
Knox thinks Charlie killed his father. |
01:02:49 |
So if he can intercept |
01:02:52 |
...he can locate him. |
01:02:54 |
But Knox has to get Charlie |
01:02:57 |
-But the only one Charlie calls is-- |
01:03:28 |
May I have some ice water, please? |
01:03:54 |
Fly to me, Angels! Please come! |
01:03:57 |
Please fly to me, Angels! |
01:04:01 |
I had a long talk with a squirrel once. |
01:04:04 |
Longer than I've talked to most humans. |
01:04:30 |
Hello? |
01:04:32 |
Hello? |
01:04:35 |
Hello. Hello out there. |
01:04:37 |
Any sign of Bosleyâs laptop? |
01:04:39 |
They must have taken it. |
01:04:41 |
-We should check Knox's place. |
01:04:44 |
I'II drive. |
01:04:45 |
Angels?! Angels, help me! |
01:04:47 |
Bosley? |
01:04:49 |
Angels! |
01:04:50 |
We begin our broadcast day! |
01:04:55 |
lf you can follow the sound |
01:05:00 |
...triangles or something... |
01:05:02 |
...to get to this |
01:05:05 |
Is there a way to trace him? |
01:05:07 |
Even with our equipment, |
01:05:11 |
The place I'm in looks |
01:05:14 |
And it stinks. |
01:05:18 |
Tell us where you are. |
01:05:20 |
It smells like the ocean. |
01:05:22 |
And if I look out the window, |
01:05:25 |
He could be anywhere |
01:05:28 |
Jack... |
01:05:30 |
...tell them where I am. |
01:05:34 |
What? |
01:05:37 |
It's a Sitta pygmaea! |
01:05:40 |
A pygmy nuthatch! |
01:05:42 |
They only live in one place! |
01:05:45 |
Carmel! |
01:05:46 |
I can't tell you anything else, |
01:05:50 |
...this feels like the first day |
01:05:54 |
Or the last day of the first |
01:06:00 |
I have a lighthouse, two hotels, |
01:06:03 |
...one owned by the National Parks, |
01:06:08 |
-Is that spelled with an "X" or a "Z"? |
01:06:12 |
It's an anagram. |
01:06:14 |
Rearranged, it's ''Eric Knox.'' |
01:06:17 |
Scrabble freak. |
01:06:19 |
An old tunnel leads down to the shore. |
01:06:21 |
A sea approach is the best way to get |
01:06:26 |
And a cover. |
01:06:33 |
Head to the marina. |
01:07:29 |
Chad, does this thing go any faster? |
01:07:32 |
We're in a hurry, and I could |
01:07:36 |
I'm sorry, friend of Starfish. There's |
01:07:42 |
That captain is me... |
01:07:44 |
...the Chad. |
01:07:46 |
The Chad. |
01:07:48 |
Chad, captain of the love boat. |
01:07:51 |
The Chad. |
01:07:52 |
We're kind of in a hurry. |
01:07:56 |
I'm the Chad. |
01:08:10 |
Knox Technologies voice identification |
01:08:26 |
Red Star satellite network uplink |
01:08:37 |
Revenge is fun. |
01:08:42 |
I have to say, Starfish, |
01:08:44 |
...that you've taken an interest in my |
01:08:50 |
Starfish? |
01:08:52 |
Where are you going? |
01:08:54 |
Starfish, are you going swimming? |
01:08:58 |
Where are you going again? |
01:09:00 |
Starfish? |
01:09:03 |
Was it the Chad? |
01:09:09 |
No! The Chad was great! |
01:09:17 |
The Chad was great. |
01:09:57 |
I'll tap the signal from the roof. |
01:10:00 |
-I'll deal with Knox. |
01:10:25 |
''I don't know how to make chicken.'' |
01:10:28 |
Jerk. |
01:11:05 |
Dylan. |
01:11:06 |
Thank God you're alive. |
01:11:10 |
You know my better half. |
01:11:12 |
It figures I'd meet the perfect guy |
01:11:46 |
Hello, blondie. |
01:11:48 |
Her girlfriend's here. |
01:11:51 |
Jimmy, Paulie, go secure Bosley, |
01:11:55 |
Like now, now, now, now. |
01:12:02 |
Bos? |
01:12:04 |
-Bosley? |
01:12:07 |
Natalie, is that you? |
01:12:09 |
Behind this door. |
01:12:12 |
Bosley, I'm so happy to see you! |
01:12:16 |
We're all here. I'll get you out. |
01:12:26 |
Red wire. |
01:12:28 |
Blue wire. |
01:12:32 |
GPS phone tap. |
01:12:37 |
Pygmy nuthatch. |
01:12:41 |
-I'm getting tickled. |
01:12:44 |
It's Pete! |
01:12:46 |
Hello? |
01:12:48 |
Hi, Pete. How are you? |
01:12:50 |
Good. You said you wanted me to call. |
01:12:53 |
I did want you to call. |
01:12:56 |
Ask if he can call you back. |
01:12:58 |
I'm so happy to hear from you. |
01:13:00 |
I wanted to talk. |
01:13:04 |
I'd like to see more of you, |
01:13:07 |
I know. It's just been crazy |
01:13:11 |
Watch your back! |
01:13:17 |
Use the sleeper. |
01:13:22 |
Never send a man to do a woman's job. |
01:13:28 |
-Nice work, Natalie. |
01:13:32 |
Pete? Hi. |
01:13:35 |
You know, under different |
01:13:38 |
...we'd have made a great couple. |
01:13:41 |
If you hadn't shot me out a window |
01:13:45 |
...we could have had a chance. |
01:13:47 |
Can you keep a secret? |
01:13:51 |
I mean, you can't tell anyone. |
01:13:54 |
That you're disgusting? |
01:13:58 |
You have the fullest, sweetest... |
01:14:03 |
...most luscious... |
01:14:05 |
...lips I have ever... |
01:14:08 |
...kissed. |
01:14:13 |
I just gotta take this call. |
01:14:20 |
Nine oâclock, Charlie. Right on time. |
01:14:26 |
Enter. Come on. |
01:14:37 |
Mr. Bosleyâs phone, |
01:14:39 |
Mr. Knox? This is Charles Townsend. |
01:14:48 |
Iâm delighted the Angels helped you. |
01:14:55 |
Hang up, Charlie. |
01:14:57 |
We're all at the beach, |
01:15:01 |
I'll take a rain check, Eric. |
01:15:05 |
He went to the men's room. |
01:15:10 |
No, wait. He's coming. |
01:15:12 |
Bosley? |
01:15:19 |
Okay, here we go. |
01:15:32 |
That's not him. Sorry. |
01:15:35 |
Can you hold on one second longer? |
01:15:38 |
Not a problem. |
01:15:42 |
Pete? Can you hold on a second? |
01:15:44 |
Sure. |
01:15:45 |
I like him so much. |
01:15:58 |
Hey, Bos. |
01:16:01 |
Bosley? |
01:16:04 |
He's coming, sir. |
01:16:31 |
Sorry, not him. |
01:16:34 |
Can I take a message? |
01:16:37 |
Just tell him l called, as planned. |
01:16:46 |
Gotcha. |
01:17:13 |
Just one more sec. |
01:17:14 |
Is this a bad time? |
01:17:17 |
You seem a little distracted. |
01:17:25 |
Is this the famous Charlie? |
01:17:27 |
No, this is Pete. |
01:17:31 |
Hey! I like that guy! |
01:17:44 |
That man's got a beautiful |
01:17:49 |
That's one more daddy |
01:17:55 |
Bad news. |
01:17:57 |
I have to leave. |
01:17:59 |
I gotta go torture and kill your boss. |
01:18:04 |
Mikey, Jerry... |
01:18:06 |
...you guys like angel cake? |
01:18:20 |
Do you know how hard it is to find |
01:18:49 |
Don't take my lighter. |
01:19:08 |
Wait, wait, wait! |
01:19:11 |
By the time this is over... |
01:19:13 |
...all of you will be facedown |
01:19:16 |
...and I'll moon-walk out of here. |
01:19:20 |
You're not listening to me. |
01:19:22 |
First, you're going to help me |
01:19:26 |
Then I'll leapfrog over you... |
01:19:30 |
...before I break his nose. |
01:19:34 |
Since my trusty lighter... |
01:19:35 |
...isn't working, I'll do all this |
01:19:41 |
Get her! |
01:19:55 |
King Kong palm. |
01:20:09 |
Buddha on lotus. |
01:20:31 |
And that's kicking your ass. |
01:20:57 |
Alex! |
01:21:28 |
Thanks, Bos! |
01:22:37 |
Come on, we'll miss happy hour. |
01:22:39 |
He's heading north, |
01:22:42 |
Oh, boy, they found him. |
01:22:49 |
-You've seen it? |
01:22:51 |
I am his trusted friend and employee. |
01:22:53 |
You've met Charlie? |
01:22:55 |
What do you mean, "met"? |
01:22:57 |
You've seen him with your own eyes. |
01:23:01 |
I saw his hand. |
01:23:03 |
It could have been anyone's hand. |
01:23:20 |
Let's see if I can win the teddy bear! |
01:23:20 |
Let's see if I can win the teddy bear! |
01:24:33 |
Sorry, Charlie. |
01:25:20 |
Get Dylan! |
01:25:37 |
Dylan! |
01:25:51 |
Let's go! |
01:26:48 |
Charlie. |
01:27:02 |
You guys... |
01:27:05 |
...we're finally meeting Charlie. |
01:27:09 |
Do I look okay? |
01:27:14 |
Should we knock? |
01:27:31 |
Charlie? |
01:27:45 |
Good morning, Angels. |
01:27:55 |
Sorry l couldn't stick around. |
01:27:59 |
We're so happy you're okay, Charlie. |
01:28:02 |
I'm just fine, Angels. |
01:28:09 |
I think the client was blown away. |
01:28:15 |
Eric Knox was born John McCadden. |
01:28:19 |
It seems his life's mission |
01:28:22 |
His dad was in my Army Intelligence |
01:28:27 |
When he was discovered, |
01:28:30 |
I guess that's not |
01:28:35 |
Charlie, I've really enjoyed |
01:28:40 |
...and I eagerly anticipate |
01:28:45 |
Bosleyâs had one too many Buddhas. |
01:28:47 |
He's definitely had a few. |
01:28:49 |
I have a team rebuilding the office. |
01:28:52 |
It'll be better than new |
01:28:55 |
Thank you, Charlie. |
01:28:58 |
Is there any chance |
01:29:03 |
I'd love to, Angels. |
01:29:07 |
But I have some precious treasures |
01:29:12 |
Come on, Charlie, it'll be fun. |
01:29:14 |
We're drinking from coconuts |
01:29:19 |
How will we ever know |
01:29:22 |
...unless you come |
01:29:26 |
Faith, Angels. It's called faith. |
01:29:36 |
To Charlie. |
01:29:37 |
To Charlie. |
01:29:38 |
To Charlie. |
01:29:40 |
To Charlie. |
01:29:45 |
Let me toast you ladies, |
01:31:05 |
Safe! |
01:31:07 |
I have to go. I'm so sorry. |
01:31:14 |
I should go. I really should. |
01:31:24 |
Let's see if I can win the teddy bear! |
01:31:58 |
The Chad is great. |
01:32:00 |
He's great. He's great. |
01:32:03 |
The Chad is great. He's great. |
01:32:10 |
The Chad is great. |
01:32:14 |
The Chad is stuck. |
01:32:27 |
I'm having helmet problems. |
01:32:31 |
I'm having serious helmet problems. |
01:32:43 |
Nice! |