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00:01:28 THE AGE OF IGNORANCE
00:01:32 When one loves,
00:01:48 And I myself...
00:01:54 And I myself...
00:02:09 And I myself...
00:02:35 What do you fear?
00:02:41 A shy slave
00:02:55 Clear any fear out.
00:03:01 Homicidal hate.
00:03:07 Homicidal hate
00:03:21 When one loves,
00:03:38 And I myself...
00:03:44 And I myself...
00:03:59 And I myself...
00:04:23 Jean Marc!
00:04:26 Jean Marc!
00:04:29 Yes, yes!
00:04:31 It's 6:30. you have to drive the girls.
00:04:35 Hello. Nicole?
00:04:36 Did I wake you?
00:04:38 Time to get cracking.
00:04:53 I've been waiting.
00:05:00 The shower's a classic.
00:05:03 You can see my bum.
00:05:06 catch a glimpse of a breast.
00:05:08 Perfect for the American censors.
00:05:11 No way.
00:05:13 I've three showings before 11...
00:05:18 My only opening's at 3.
00:05:19 I can't be everywhere.
00:05:23 You know that.
00:05:35 The epidemic has killed
00:05:39 Here in Quebec
00:05:41 has spread to more hospitals.
00:05:44 825 people have died,
00:05:49 Hospitals are closed to visitors.
00:05:52 Megan. Coralie! We leave in 5!
00:05:55 This, year 38.000 Quebecers will learn
00:06:22 Not that, please!
00:06:28 He's so cool!
00:06:32 What's happening in school?
00:06:56 The incident occurred in the subway.
00:06:59 An 85-year-old woman
00:07:01 was attacked by a 15-year-old.
00:07:04 She's still in intensive care.
00:07:08 Police refuse to comment
00:07:11 on possible links to last week's attack
00:07:14 where a woman was shoved
00:07:19 QUEST FOR THE GRAIL
00:07:30 What do you want, asshole?
00:07:48 France's Goncourt prize is awarded
00:07:50 Unanimously to Quebec writer
00:07:56 for his novel. A Man of No Interest.
00:08:00 An unknown, your first novel...
00:08:03 It's unbelievable
00:08:05 At 44 I found myself
00:08:07 in this mortgaged house.
00:08:10 anonymous
00:08:11 Of no interest
00:08:17 my life
00:08:20 What had I possibly done
00:08:24 to end up here?
00:08:31 Me. it's writers. I'm crazy about them.
00:08:39 Intelligence turns me on. I'm helpless.
00:08:47 Take me now.
00:08:52 Hard! No holding back!
00:08:55 In front of everyone.
00:08:59 Take me hard!
00:10:19 For the Justice Department
00:10:24 Continue to the orange atrium.
00:10:26 Take the Block G Elevator
00:10:30 turn left at the processing station.
00:10:32 Sir!
00:10:35 I work in CRSQ. I'm late.
00:10:37 Welcome at Quebec's
00:10:44 FALLING CONCRETE
00:10:52 Health and Social Solidarity
00:10:57 Your government cares.
00:11:22 - Commuter train, late again?
00:11:31 Cherubin's processed 5 cases.
00:11:34 Cherubin slaves like a Negro
00:11:35 Hard for him to do otherwise.
00:11:37 Excuse me.
00:11:39 Please sit
00:11:46 Five years ago
00:11:52 Our marriage was hell.
00:11:55 She asked for a divorce
00:11:59 We've nothing in common.
00:12:01 Why'd you marry her?
00:12:05 An incredible sexual attraction.
00:12:10 Otherwise, God knows.
00:12:12 I don't know why
00:12:14 or why I'm still with her.
00:12:21 She told the police
00:12:26 The judge gave her the house,
00:12:29 I gel one supervised visit
00:12:32 Are they happy to see you?
00:12:35 Of course.
00:12:37 Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:12:40 I could die and my teenagers
00:12:44 I'm a professor,
00:12:48 I spent everything on lawyers.
00:12:52 I'm homeless.
00:12:53 Am I eligible
00:12:55 for public housing of some kind?
00:12:58 Something like that?
00:13:00 Citizen's right are provincial
00:13:05 Of course. I should've known.
00:13:08 Ask at the SHDM. behind the CDP.
00:13:10 I m sorry.
00:13:12 That's ok. it's my job.
00:13:35 I m sleepy.
00:13:37 Too much clubbing!
00:13:38 My girlfriend won't let me sleep.
00:13:42 At 5 a. m.
00:13:45 My wife never woke me
00:13:50 She never woke you to make love?
00:13:54 Never
00:13:56 You?
00:13:58 I haven't made love in about
00:14:03 What do you do?
00:14:04 Affairs? Lovers?
00:14:07 Not even.
00:14:08 - Nothing
00:14:10 You'll get prostate cancer.
00:14:15 I have a backyard shed
00:14:17 Where I keep kleenex, porn mags,
00:14:21 You can't keep...
00:14:53 You were smoking?
00:14:55 Smoking is illegal within a mile
00:15:00 One day the anti-tobacco patrol
00:15:04 And you'll be fired, pal!
00:15:09 Let go of me!
00:15:11 Jean Marc! Slop!
00:15:13 Security!
00:15:16 Help!
00:15:18 Jean Marc.
00:15:19 Get off me!
00:15:21 Madame Bigras-Bourque.
00:15:22 you have taxed my patience.
00:15:26 Wait till you appear before
00:15:30 Silence her.
00:15:32 Alas Carole I have no choice
00:15:41 I know just the man to do it.
00:15:44 Prince Ouadabongo is a cruel
00:15:52 His pleasure is defiling white women.
00:15:57 Ravishing creature.
00:16:11 Take no offense if my indiscreet zeal
00:16:15 your dark secret seeks to reveal.
00:16:18 Spare this unhappy prince greater woe.
00:16:22 Come, madame. let us prepare to go.
00:16:25 No! Not that!
00:16:32 It was huge! Awesome!
00:16:43 Such intensity! Such power!
00:16:45 Thank you.
00:16:48 I can't resist a great actor.
00:16:52 Thai's me. I'm helpless.
00:16:56 Take me! Here and now!
00:16:58 Right here! Hard! Take me hard!
00:17:07 Are you listening, sir?
00:17:12 Sorry. I was concentrating.
00:17:14 The ice cap on the North Pole
00:17:19 The rising Arctic ocean may force
00:17:24 The melting ice also threatens...
00:18:02 Feeling ok?
00:18:08 I told them to sit you up
00:18:15 I hope you had a good week
00:18:20 Me. the usual, same old thing.
00:18:37 Really?
00:18:39 I see.
00:18:53 Fall's coming.
00:18:56 I find dead leaves on my car
00:19:24 Sorry, the law is clear.
00:19:26 If there's been a suicide,
00:19:29 Suicide is like a building defect.
00:19:32 Like asbestos insulation.
00:19:34 Sorry to remind you,
00:19:38 Everybody knows.
00:19:42 I'll hold, go ahead.
00:19:45 Don't worry. I can wait.
00:19:51 I'm worried about Mom.
00:19:53 Really?
00:19:54 Yes.
00:19:57 Yes. Mr Bergeron.
00:19:58 Generally, the price is reduced
00:20:04 But the numbers change quickly.
00:20:06 People are getting used to it.
00:20:08 Society has evolved.
00:20:10 In my area there's easily
00:20:35 Hello, darling.
00:20:37 Hello, my love.
00:20:50 How's your mother?
00:20:55 Not good.
00:20:57 She's totally unresponsive
00:21:01 It must be hard on you
00:21:04 She's the last person I have left,
00:21:11 No brothers or sisters.
00:21:15 I'm here.
00:21:18 Luckily, or I don't know what I'd do.
00:21:27 And you?
00:21:28 Me. you know.
00:21:31 It's always the same.
00:21:33 Managers, journalists, photographers...
00:21:37 Parasites.
00:21:41 That's how it is.
00:21:46 It's so great to have
00:22:13 - Have a seat.
00:22:17 You know why you're here?
00:22:20 - You've no idea?
00:22:26 As your supervisor
00:22:28 and manager of personnel redeployment
00:22:32 I must ask you if during your work
00:22:37 in referring to William Cherubin
00:22:40 you used the word Negro?
00:22:44 Never.
00:22:46 I heard it clearly.
00:22:48 You contradict Ms Bigras-Bourque?
00:22:50 As I said,
00:22:53 it's right to say I am a Negro.
00:22:56 We're not asking you.
00:22:58 What I said was that
00:23:00 my friend Cherubin
00:23:03 See?
00:23:05 Not to blacken his name.
00:23:08 or to appear niggardly.
00:23:11 But his favorite piano piece is
00:23:17 His favorite novel
00:23:22 Mr. Leblanc, you know
00:23:26 My colleague. Ms Paquet-Plourde
00:23:28 of the Language Board, can expand
00:23:32 Correct. On 11/18/1999.
00:23:34 the Language Board decreed
00:23:37 the word Negro to be a non-word
00:23:40 The word was eradicated along with
00:23:42 Negress and midget.
00:23:45 They must be replaced by
00:23:47 of equatorial origin
00:23:51 These decisions were later ratified
00:23:53 By the Language Protection
00:24:27 As union representative, I must
00:24:30 remind you that the Labor Board.
00:24:32 in its ruling of 02/2006.
00:24:35 accepted administrative hypertension,
00:24:39 as a legally recognized pathology.
00:24:43 This pathology triggered
00:24:48 of our colleague. Jean Marc Leblanc.
00:24:54 I was crossing Henri-Bourassa
00:24:58 A motorcycle sped toward me
00:25:01 I had no time to react.
00:25:04 I was crashed against a lamppost.
00:25:08 I lost both my legs.
00:25:11 The city demands,
00:25:24 A municipal bylaw stipulates
00:25:27 that when city property
00:25:31 All parties involved
00:25:35 But I'm the victim!
00:25:37 The law doesn't distinguish.
00:25:43 Sir. I lost both my legs.
00:25:46 And I have to pay as well?
00:25:51 That's how it works, sir.
00:26:05 Is that Super Akimbo.
00:26:07 - I downloaded it
00:26:10 Wait. I'm only at level 1.
00:26:12 It's easy, let me.
00:26:13 Wait!
00:26:23 Here's a man blessed by life.
00:26:26 A man who makes me
00:26:28 Veronica calls him
00:26:31 Please welcome Jean Marc Leblanc!
00:26:46 I'm told that
00:26:48 in the boondocks where you live
00:26:50 you dreamed of being on our show.
00:26:53 Pure hype?
00:26:54 No, it's true.
00:26:55 It's been my dream.
00:26:57 Well, sorry
00:27:01 That's impossible
00:27:02 It is possible.
00:27:03 It's impossible.
00:27:05 Right now I'm in Montreal.
00:27:07 This is the Montreal set.
00:27:10 In Paris, we have hot babes
00:27:13 In Canada, we get lumberjacks.
00:27:16 - The bearded guy is cute.
00:27:19 Look. I live in Canada.
00:27:21 Canada sucks. I want you in Paris.
00:27:24 In Paris they axed my show.
00:27:26 I don't understand.
00:27:28 Where am I? Who am I?
00:27:31 You'll know in the next scene
00:27:34 Some people in Paris
00:27:37 That's no excuse.
00:27:40 Canadian cultural bureaucrats
00:27:44 I can give examples!
00:27:46 Our idiots are worse idiots than yours.
00:27:48 In France we even have assholes
00:27:51 For years I've dreamed
00:27:54 It can't be canned!
00:27:56 Yes
00:27:57 No!
00:27:58 Yes, yes.
00:28:11 What's wrong?
00:28:12 Why?
00:28:13 You keep twitching.
00:28:15 I have a stiff neck.
00:28:24 I'm calling to explain.
00:28:27 The family was eating supper.
00:28:30 Five masked men broke in.
00:28:33 They tortured the man. raped his wife.
00:28:35 They found nothing and left.
00:28:37 The family moved out that night
00:28:40 They're traumatized
00:28:43 The police think it was a street gang.
00:28:47 Let's say they had
00:28:51 It's an isolated incident.
00:28:54 the first home invasion in my area
00:28:56 Normally it's very safe.
00:28:59 I m a high-school science teacher
00:29:01 at Louis-Joliette High, near here.
00:29:06 I have a Cambodian student.
00:29:10 who controls heroin trafficking
00:29:14 Heroin in high school?
00:29:15 More and more.
00:29:18 Samnang is hardly ever in class.
00:29:24 Last month I gave him a mark of 15%.
00:29:28 He waited for me after school
00:29:32 and told me to change it to 75%
00:29:34 or he'd kill me
00:29:37 He said that? "I'll kill you."
00:29:40 Exactly.
00:29:41 The following Friday after school.
00:29:45 police cars were everywhere.
00:29:50 They arrested Samnang
00:29:56 He was there to shoot me
00:29:59 To be a gang leader
00:30:02 He has no police record so they
00:30:07 They won't expel him.
00:30:15 Samnang's gang knows where I live.
00:30:21 They shoot BBs at my windows.
00:30:24 They've slashed the tires of my car
00:30:29 The police warned me.
00:30:32 because the same gang
00:30:35 Massacred the family of
00:30:40 on the South Shore.
00:30:42 They...
00:30:47 They nailed a live baby
00:30:51 to the wall.
00:30:54 I can't go on.
00:31:02 I can't.
00:31:17 The couple's been unlucky.
00:31:19 he was an engineer
00:31:23 She was an exec at Mirabel Airport.
00:31:25 The airport closed
00:31:29 at a much lower salary.
00:31:31 GM was facing bankruptcy.
00:31:35 Production moved to Michigan
00:31:37 His company lost its contract.
00:31:39 He was fired.
00:31:43 They have a $425.000 mortgage
00:31:48 They're highly motivated sellers.
00:31:52 The problem is he had a breakdown.
00:31:56 He sits in a hospital room
00:32:01 71 LAKES CONTAMINATED
00:32:04 I'll find his wife and call you.
00:32:08 You OK?
00:32:10 Fine.
00:32:12 - Can we talk?
00:32:16 Yes. Nicole.
00:32:19 Rats?
00:32:20 What do you mean, rats?
00:32:23 Rats in a new house?
00:32:29 At least say you re proud of me.
00:32:32 - I'm very proud.
00:32:34 I don't think anything.
00:32:36 Hello!
00:32:39 - You're stunning.
00:32:46 Are you just going to stand there?
00:33:08 You've been unanimously elected
00:33:13 The men and women who voted for me
00:33:16 chose someone who's long dreamed
00:33:21 sincerely believe, youth
00:33:25 and a brighter future. Thank you.
00:33:30 Politics is the only thing.
00:33:32 Power turns me on.
00:33:35 I can't resist a party leader.
00:33:38 Take me here.
00:33:42 Standing up. like this.
00:33:45 Right now.
00:33:46 Very hard.
00:33:48 Now. take me hard.
00:33:51 Go on my friend.
00:33:56 That's it. very good.
00:34:02 Pull up your chair
00:34:04 Now. in the suburban category...
00:34:06 the third consecutive year,
00:34:08 of the President's Trophy
00:34:11 With an extraordinary sales volume
00:34:16 our champion.
00:34:18 Sylvie Cormier-Leblanc!
00:35:08 You... there!
00:35:10 You have an extraordinary wife
00:35:13 I tell everyone, she's my idol.
00:35:16 I see.
00:35:18 No I mean, she's so dynamic.
00:35:20 always so positive.
00:35:22 Her sales volume is incredible.
00:35:26 She's a mother.
00:35:29 a saleswoman, a wife.
00:35:33 You must be so proud.
00:35:36 Very proud, yeah
00:35:49 Citizen's Rights are closed till 9:30.
00:35:54 I understand, but they're in
00:36:00 You wouldn't want demotivated agents.
00:36:04 We say the answer to all this is...
00:36:08 Laughter!
00:36:10 For us at Humor-Quebec,
00:36:12 laughter is almost a religion.
00:36:17 Why laugh?
00:36:19 Our answer is: Because!
00:36:22 Because to survive in today's world,
00:36:26 the modern person must be festive.
00:36:29 What does festive mean?
00:36:31 Festive means a party,
00:36:37 I can hear you say,
00:36:39 I'm stressed depressed.
00:36:43 And we say: No problem!
00:36:47 No problem, we can learn to laugh.
00:36:51 At Humor-Quebec, our technique -
00:36:54 which is internationally recognized
00:36:58 is based on vowels.
00:37:00 Today, together, we'll start with A.
00:37:03 The explosive A.
00:37:09 Give it a try!
00:37:16 Very good.
00:37:17 Now let's try the cascading A.
00:37:20 Shut your eyes
00:37:22 and you'll see the cascade,
00:37:23 gently falling.
00:37:27 Together...
00:37:33 Bravo!
00:37:34 We feel better already.
00:37:41 It's ok Mom. It's ok.
00:37:46 Its ok, sit down.
00:37:49 The nurses are coming.
00:37:51 Just calm down.
00:38:34 There's good news and bad news, Mr...
00:38:37 Mr Leblanc.
00:38:40 Bad news: It's cancer
00:38:43 We'll saw open your rib cage.
00:38:46 But the recovery is very unpleasant.
00:38:50 After that chemo, hair loss vomiting
00:38:55 Then you'll get
00:38:58 Enjoy, because then
00:39:02 We'll open your scull, remove them,
00:39:06 All extremely painful, of course.
00:39:08 Despite that
00:39:11 in your bones, spine, pelvis.
00:39:15 Morphine will then be ineffective,
00:39:17 and the pain excruciating.
00:39:20 We'll test new drugs on you.
00:39:22 that are extremely costly.
00:39:24 They'll prove useless.
00:39:27 You'll lose control of your sphincter
00:39:29 and wear diapers and
00:39:33 You'll be disgusting.
00:39:34 Finally, in a year or two,
00:39:39 How wonderful!
00:39:42 That's the way it goes.
00:39:43 You drew the wrong number.
00:39:51 My sisters,
00:39:54 my brother,
00:39:56 we are here
00:39:59 to accompany on his final journey
00:40:02 our friend.
00:40:04 loved by all.
00:40:06 Jean Guy.
00:40:08 Jean Marc!
00:40:11 Exactly.
00:40:12 Jean Marc, as I said.
00:40:16 about Jean Marc?
00:40:19 That he was, first and foremost,
00:40:22 a man.
00:40:23 We could say that.
00:40:25 A citizen.
00:40:27 a husband.
00:40:29 a father.
00:40:31 We could say so much
00:40:35 My God...
00:40:39 Nicole I can't talk.
00:40:44 I'll call back...
00:40:46 in 10 minutes?
00:40:49 20 minutes.
00:40:55 Sailing on our Father's boat,
00:40:58 Our friend has disappeared.
00:41:02 He's gone but is afloat,
00:41:05 Leaving memories so dear.
00:41:09 The man we still cherish
00:41:12 Now sings like a dove.
00:41:16 For us he'll never perish.
00:41:23 Coming to the cremation?
00:41:24 Sorry, I'm too busy.
00:41:27 We keep the ashes a month.
00:41:28 After that, we compost them.
00:41:31 Wonderful.
00:41:32 Got to go. Thanks!
00:41:34 A pleasure.
00:41:37 Now's a good time.
00:41:51 Bye, Mom.
00:41:53 See you next week.
00:42:16 What's going on?
00:42:18 What do you mean?
00:42:19 Where are you going?
00:42:20 Toronto.
00:42:24 - I told you.
00:42:27 Oh please!
00:42:31 Why Toronto?
00:42:32 - To study.
00:42:34 To become a realtor.
00:42:36 You already are.
00:42:37 Affiliated.
00:42:39 To open my own office.
00:42:42 Can't you study here?
00:42:43 Not in English.
00:42:46 - Who's Mckenna?
00:42:49 He presented my award.
00:42:52 What s with you?
00:42:56 - And the girls?
00:42:59 It's your turn.
00:43:00 You gave nothing!
00:43:01 I'm a very good mother.
00:43:03 I'm home every night.
00:43:05 I've canceled more business lunches
00:43:08 When'd you last cook?
00:43:10 I cook every day.
00:43:12 Not fish sticks,
00:43:15 If it's a housewife...
00:43:16 Not every night,
00:43:20 Sorry, I work too hard.
00:43:21 Working too hard's not an excuse.
00:43:24 It's dumb and stupid.
00:43:28 Screw you!
00:44:39 Has the bitch left?
00:44:42 Good!
00:44:43 Come kiss me now.
00:44:48 What's wrong?
00:44:52 You kept saying
00:44:56 Now's your chance.
00:45:03 Hi.
00:45:08 How's our man?
00:45:09 He already misses his wife.
00:45:16 What is it? Feeling sad?
00:45:21 I'm distraught.
00:45:28 - Here she is
00:45:31 See you tomorrow.
00:45:41 Hello, Ms Bigras-Bourque.
00:45:43 Call me Carole.
00:45:46 Have fun.
00:45:49 What do I do?
00:45:51 Whatever you want, she's yours.
00:45:53 Yes, but what?
00:45:54 What a wuss!
00:45:57 Carole,
00:45:58 prepare the hors d'oeuvres.
00:46:01 Don't ask questions!
00:46:03 Thank you, I deserved it.
00:46:09 Hello.
00:46:13 Thank you. Goodbye.
00:46:14 Excuse me, please.
00:46:16 This is the boondocks!
00:46:20 Thanks, you're so kind.
00:46:22 what's Brad Pitt like?
00:46:24 Very sweet.
00:46:25 Even my husband knows...
00:46:28 I'm obsessed with Brad Pitt,
00:46:30 The first time I saw him, it was...
00:46:32 a revelation.
00:46:33 Two actresses are in a hotel room
00:46:38 He's the best actor of his generation.
00:46:44 What are you whining about now?
00:46:47 I spent 15 years with her, so...
00:46:49 For 15 years you told us
00:46:53 Didn't you?
00:46:54 Always the same sad song.
00:46:56 But she left me!
00:46:57 So, what's the difference?
00:47:01 A large part of my life is gone.
00:47:03 You said you couldn't stand your life.
00:47:05 Maybe he lied to us.
00:47:07 Or he needs her so he can complain.
00:47:10 Or he really is a man of no interest.
00:47:13 I'm disgusted.
00:47:17 It's true, I mean, really.
00:47:19 Can't I be Tiger Woods
00:47:23 But no...
00:47:25 here I am in
00:47:29 of a sobbing civil servant
00:47:33 I swear, it's demeaning.
00:47:36 It's so demeaning!
00:47:42 The champagne's not open?
00:47:45 Sorry, I didn't have time.
00:47:48 Bad girl!
00:47:51 Yes, I know. I'm sorry.
00:48:05 Jean Marc, come out!
00:48:11 What are you doing?
00:48:21 Come here, my boy!
00:48:26 Come make love to your star.
00:48:30 Not that I don't want to...
00:48:34 Stars are so intimidating.
00:48:36 Perfection is paralyzing.
00:48:38 Take someone more accessible.
00:48:43 For sure, but right now.
00:48:46 I m lesbian, so I've never been
00:48:49 What real man wouldn't want
00:48:53 It's beyond me. I can't...
00:48:56 I'm your immediate superior.
00:48:59 Think of the pleasure
00:49:02 Go on, master.
00:49:12 It's all wrong!
00:49:16 I can't!
00:49:18 I can't do it!
00:49:31 I'm sorry.
00:49:38 Girls, we have to talk.
00:49:43 I said we have to talk!
00:49:45 - Cool it.
00:49:47 Sorry, but we have to talk.
00:49:49 What about?
00:49:51 - Your mom has gone to Toronto.
00:49:55 - She won't be here
00:49:57 Life will be different.
00:49:59 - Not a problem
00:50:03 Maybe it's a trial separation.
00:50:04 All my friends' parents are separated.
00:50:07 I'm the last one in my class.
00:50:11 - Are you seeing anyone
00:50:14 Stay away from bitches, ok?
00:50:23 They re closed
00:50:28 They're fencing?
00:50:30 They're doing feng shui.
00:50:33 Ms Sigouin-Wong is evaluating
00:50:38 You have to wait.
00:50:49 Feel it?
00:50:50 Do you feel the vibration?
00:50:54 We can really feel it, huh?
00:50:57 It's the vibration that helps you
00:51:00 reconnect with your yang.
00:51:02 Your ying too,
00:51:04 but not as much.
00:51:10 Right here,
00:51:10 you need an aquarium.
00:51:13 Absolutely. I'd say from here.
00:51:16 to here.
00:51:18 Is that necessary?
00:51:19 It's essential!
00:51:21 Everything's oriented northward
00:51:24 It's a disaster.
00:51:25 That's how it's built.
00:51:27 Yes. but vibrational energy
00:51:30 The only effective barrier is water
00:51:34 A big aquarium is expensive.
00:51:36 There's a $76 million redecorating fund.
00:51:39 Here...
00:51:42 You'll need some big bowls
00:51:46 to stop the radiant energy
00:51:58 We have to find you a woman.
00:52:00 Living this way is unhealthy.
00:52:01 You'll catch cancer.
00:52:03 You're obsessed with cancer.
00:52:06 The male genitals are programmed
00:52:11 from puberty to age 85.
00:52:13 It's nature's law.
00:52:15 Ignore that,
00:52:17 you get prostate cancer.
00:52:19 Half of all men in Canada.
00:52:21 I never heard that.
00:52:23 20 years of marriage is to the prostate
00:52:28 Any scientific proof?
00:52:31 Statistically. Japanese and Korean men
00:52:37 They have the lowest rate
00:52:40 Our genius doctors claim
00:52:47 It was 5 a. m.
00:52:49 They burst in.
00:52:51 They handcuffed my husband.
00:52:54 They didn't let him get dressed.
00:52:56 Which police force was it?
00:52:58 They were plainclothes.
00:53:01 I went to my local police station.
00:53:03 I went to municipal police,
00:53:07 the what's it called...
00:53:11 No one knows anything.
00:53:16 Since the 9/11 attacks.
00:53:18 Security Services can hold
00:53:23 - He's not a terrorist
00:53:26 He's a cook!
00:53:28 A German cook wouldn't
00:53:32 I don't know what he's accused of.
00:53:34 - You never will
00:53:37 They don t need any.
00:53:40 What judge would agree to that?
00:53:42 Judges are named by
00:53:45 It's absurd!
00:53:47 If it's any consolation,
00:53:51 What will happen to him?
00:53:54 In Toronto they kept a man
00:53:57 4 years?
00:54:00 Or the CIA might have him tortured
00:54:04 We have to stop that!
00:54:11 You don't know
00:54:15 I'm an immigrant.
00:54:18 Celebrities have managed to free a few.
00:54:22 Secret services hate publicity.
00:54:27 You could always try that.
00:54:45 You have 5 minutes to decide
00:54:48 if you want to see the person
00:54:51 If it's yes,
00:54:55 the same person
00:54:59 it's a perfect match
00:55:01 And we announce it afterwards
00:55:04 Ready?
00:55:05 Here we go!
00:55:12 Hello.
00:55:13 I'm Guylaine.
00:55:14 Jean Marc.
00:55:16 want children. Jean Marc.
00:55:20 I had a vasectomy. Guylaine.
00:55:30 What do we do? Wait?
00:55:32 That's right.
00:55:39 I'm Lynne.
00:55:40 Jean Marc.
00:55:42 You don't train, do you?
00:55:47 Work out.
00:55:50 I Stair-Master 45 minutes a day.
00:55:53 I see.
00:55:54 I like my men massive.
00:55:58 In that case...
00:56:01 How much do you make?
00:56:04 S68.000.
00:56:09 I won't go under $100,000.
00:56:12 I think I'm worth it.
00:56:16 Yes. I'm sure.
00:56:20 What do you drive?
00:56:23 A Hyundai
00:56:26 Korean?
00:56:29 An economy car?
00:56:32 Yes. very economical.
00:56:36 Wonderful.
00:56:40 My wife left, I'm a civil servant,
00:56:44 My life's a disaster.
00:56:47 Are you a man of heart?
00:56:48 Of heart?
00:56:50 I work in an office, but I'm also
00:56:55 My husband, the Count,
00:56:59 Really?
00:57:01 He was struck down by
00:57:06 I can't reign alone
00:57:07 I need an exceptional man.
00:57:23 Lynne! I want Lynne!
00:57:24 I want to skewer her!
00:57:29 In the last group
00:57:34 We have Cathy and Sasha.
00:57:38 Lynne and William.
00:57:42 Beatrice and Jean Marc.
00:57:54 What do we do now?
00:57:55 We're going upstairs.
00:58:00 I see. I see. That's great.
00:58:03 Isn't it a little hasty?
00:58:05 What's your problem, sister?
00:58:07 Well. I think that the body
00:58:11 Souls should meet first.
00:58:16 You believe in souls?
00:58:18 They make us human.
00:58:22 Come over here.
00:58:36 What do you see?
00:58:39 The St Dorothy Cemetery.
00:58:41 Exactly.
00:58:43 Thousands of frozen skeletons
00:58:46 If one came back to life for a night.
00:58:49 how do you think they would want
00:58:53 Go to the office? Or the bank?
00:58:56 Watch TV?
00:58:58 Reread Immanuel Kant?
00:59:01 They would be desperate
00:59:05 That's what we long for once gone.
00:59:08 We're still alive
00:59:11 We're still alive
00:59:13 - See you Monday.
00:59:20 Well, maybe...
00:59:24 Shall we go for coffee?
00:59:28 Coffee makes me nervous,
00:59:30 Good idea.
00:59:54 The Book of Disquiet
00:59:58 I found out there are 2 types
01:00:02 external and internal hemorrhoids.
01:00:06 I had no clue.
01:00:10 But as of now.
01:00:12 I'm in an anus control group.
01:00:16 So all's well
01:00:33 Hello.
01:00:44 Your costume's there, put it on.
01:00:47 - Right now?
01:00:49 Behind the screen.
01:00:57 Your place is unusual.
01:01:02 It all from Lord of the Rings
01:01:04 I saw it 60 times.
01:01:06 That's a lot.
01:01:08 It's the modern masterpiece.
01:01:21 Nice suit!
01:01:23 Hey. Peter Pan!
01:01:36 The Council decreed that I cannot
01:01:42 You cant?
01:01:44 They're holding a tournament.
01:01:47 The bravest knights
01:01:51 It's very dangerous.
01:01:54 A tournament?
01:01:57 The Black Prince is coming.
01:02:00 A terrifying adversary.
01:02:03 A cruel and treacherous man.
01:02:07 I see
01:02:36 Look. Guylaine.
01:02:40 I want 15 weekends a year
01:02:50 You're finally here. Milady.
01:02:52 - Your Grace...
01:02:54 Till tomorrow, Page
01:02:55 Tomorrow?
01:02:59 What do I do now?
01:03:00 Commoners must use the postern.
01:03:09 The hospital, my job, the union
01:03:12 TV, radio and papers make me puke.
01:03:15 Even the city of Montreal
01:03:18 No. not you
01:03:19 My degree of nausea
01:03:23 Do you understand. Guylaine?
01:03:25 the one place I feel good
01:03:27 is here.
01:03:36 I'm with Countess Beatrice.
01:03:38 The Countess is at the castle
01:03:40 They told me to come here.
01:03:42 You're not wearing her livery.
01:03:44 No. I'm not in her livery.
01:03:47 Let's make it simple.
01:03:49 I met the Countess
01:03:52 Varlet. make way for the Black Prince!
01:03:55 Just a sec. Prince. I have a problem.
01:04:05 Are you okay?
01:04:06 - Yeah.
01:04:12 He's a friend.
01:04:12 Sorry. I can't let him...
01:04:16 What?
01:04:16 No. no. No problem.
01:04:25 What's your line of work?
01:04:27 Pharmacist in a hospital.
01:04:36 Never has the Occident
01:04:39 faced such a threat.
01:04:41 The godless Arab
01:04:44 And cravenly attack
01:04:51 Their murderous sects
01:04:56 Shall we continue tolerating
01:05:02 Remember our ancestors...
01:05:05 Godefroy de Bouillon.
01:05:08 Robert de Flandres.
01:05:10 Etienne de Blois.
01:05:14 who, from Constantinople to Jerusalem.
01:05:17 cut the throats of a million infidels!
01:05:21 They were the pride of the Occident!
01:05:25 When, in Jerusalem.
01:05:27 Reymond de Toulouse left
01:05:30 victorious, they said that his horse
01:05:32 waded in gore up to its knees.
01:05:38 Lets show those Levantines that
01:05:44 Mount your steeds!
01:05:46 Raise your standards high!
01:05:50 By St Lawrence and St George.
01:05:52 to Jerusalem!
01:06:30 For the hand of the Countess
01:06:38 Kaiser von Eichstadt
01:06:41 Beaudoin de Bruges. Count of Flanders.
01:06:45 Marco da Gente. Lord of Parma.
01:06:49 Fulbert de Mortelune,
01:06:54 All this is secondary.
01:06:57 What is?
01:06:59 The jousting, the costumes.
01:07:04 People are here for something else
01:07:07 You think?
01:07:09 The people seek order.
01:07:13 and faith.
01:09:13 The Black Prince has triumphed.
01:09:16 he is thus entitled to wed
01:09:23 Does anyone oppose this union?
01:09:36 Pretend you're hurt.
01:09:39 No way!
01:09:40 For once I'm going to fight!
01:09:43 The hospital's not far.
01:09:47 For the Black Prince.
01:09:49 Ok. but take off your glasses.
01:09:52 I can't see.
01:09:53 Just as well.
01:10:02 It's too tight.
01:10:08 Somebody help me!
01:10:26 We have a problem.
01:10:28 What problem?
01:10:29 That's the back of the horse.
01:10:45 Don't do anything dumb.
01:11:16 Take your sword.
01:11:19 He's that way! Go!
01:11:24 Hit him. for Christ sake!
01:11:46 That hurts!
01:11:48 Lord Jesus, have pity on him!
01:12:13 The joust is declared a draw.
01:12:20 the marriage is deferred.
01:12:24 The Council will convene.
01:12:30 My page!
01:12:32 My dear page!
01:12:35 My courageous page!
01:12:38 That's enough now. Cease!
01:12:41 Cease?
01:12:43 Don't insist.
01:12:45 I challenged the Black Prince.
01:12:48 You had your reward.
01:12:51 That's it?
01:12:52 That's a lot.
01:12:54 Know how many knights
01:12:58 I'll belong to the final victor.
01:13:05 I'm sorry, but this isn't working.
01:13:08 You must be patient.
01:13:10 Desire is true pleasure.
01:13:12 Troubadours know that.
01:13:14 Honestly, you can stuff
01:13:18 - What are you looking for?
01:13:22 This can't be the answer.
01:13:25 It's the answer for me.
01:13:29 I hope you'll be happy.
01:14:13 Kevin, get out!
01:14:15 - You look ridiculous!
01:14:20 What's with you?
01:14:23 - I saw you!
01:14:28 5 girls in my class are runaways.
01:14:58 I don't know what to do, Mom.
01:15:02 They say it's necessary, but really...
01:15:09 ! don't know what to do.
01:15:11 There's no one I can ask. No one.
01:15:18 No one at all.
01:15:45 I went to Housing services,
01:15:50 They won't consider
01:15:54 goes to my ex.
01:15:55 I earn a comfortable salary
01:15:59 but I live below the poverty line.
01:16:03 Of course, you don't care
01:16:05 No I do care.
01:16:08 You lead an easy life.
01:16:10 Me?
01:16:12 Sir as a student
01:16:15 for the college newspaper.
01:16:18 I did politics
01:16:21 I was vice president
01:16:27 At university I joined
01:16:31 I played in 12 Angry Men
01:16:35 I did photography, video.
01:16:40 I demonstrated
01:16:44 and the seal hunt.
01:16:46 I marched for Quebec independence.
01:16:49 I was even arrested once.
01:16:53 Now, my wife has gone to Toronto
01:16:59 My daughters give blowjobs
01:17:03 Every working day of the year
01:17:07 I travel 20 minutes by car,
01:17:10 45 minutes by train
01:17:13 and 25 minutes by subway
01:17:16 to listen to people
01:17:20 I don't call that an easy life.
01:17:25 At least you're still young.
01:17:30 See you. my friend!
01:17:31 I've had enough
01:17:36 Good luck, you delectable dyke!
01:17:50 jean Marc...
01:17:53 Ms Bigras-Bourque. good news...
01:17:55 Your mother's residence just called.
01:18:16 You're wasting your time.
01:18:19 It's pointless.
01:18:25 We have no answers for you.
01:18:29 Your lives are too complicated.
01:18:33 the situation too complex.
01:19:50 Do you want a religious service?
01:19:53 No.
01:19:56 Do you have a family burial plot?
01:20:00 No.
01:20:04 Do you want an obituary?
01:20:07 No.
01:20:09 She had no one left.
01:20:36 You stupid shit, get out of the way
01:21:07 My car, goddammit!
01:21:11 Look what you did to my car
01:21:33 I'll be at work tomorrow.
01:21:35 hold on. Nicole. I have another call.
01:21:39 Yes speaking.
01:21:42 How about mid-morning?
01:21:44 Say 11?
01:21:46 OK. See you tomorrow.
01:21:53 You're back?
01:21:54 didn't like Toronto
01:22:05 Remember I own half this house,
01:22:11 Get back here!
01:22:14 For once tell me
01:22:18 I had to get married? I did.
01:22:20 Have kids, get a job? I did.
01:22:23 I have to perform? I do.
01:22:25 I'm the third best suburban realtor
01:22:29 From coast to coast
01:22:30 I'm supposed to relax? I do yoga.
01:22:32 Go on holiday?
01:22:35 Stay young? I work out 2 hours
01:22:38 What more do you want? Sex?
01:22:41 I'm warning you come back now
01:22:45 There's something else...
01:22:48 I hate your arrogance!
01:22:50 As if you're so much smarter.
01:22:55 Wake up! Would you call yourself
01:23:04 You know.
01:23:05 I never thought it could happen.
01:23:08 But I could kill you.
01:23:12 It's not inconceivable.
01:25:51 Jean Marc Leblanc.
01:25:52 We no longer see you in Paris
01:25:55 Rumor has it
01:25:58 to write a book of reflections,
01:26:01 The goal I've set for myself
01:26:05 is to explore
01:26:09 I think we can characterize our
01:26:13 disintegration.
01:26:17 This is silly.
01:26:21 to film the ramblings of a nobody.
01:26:24 That's true.
01:26:26 Not even a star could get us here.
01:26:29 Ever slept with someone
01:26:32 No. I'm married. I'm happy
01:26:38 Well, listen.
01:26:40 It's been a pleasure.
01:26:42 Don't mention it.
01:27:38 This your place?
01:27:41 It was my father's.
01:27:44 Staying long?
01:27:47 I don't know.
01:27:48 It'll be strange having a neighbor.
01:27:54 - Have a nice day.
01:28:14 I feel that our relationship is
01:28:17 suffocating me.
01:28:20 Do you understand?
01:28:23 Not really.
01:28:25 You cut me off from my life,
01:28:28 I'm not sure I understand.
01:28:30 You're not happy to see me7
01:28:33 Not at all. I'm very happy.
01:28:37 This doesn't add up.
01:28:40 The number of rotten evenings
01:28:44 listening to your interminable whining
01:28:47 The times I've come in your shower.
01:28:50 even with your wife there!
01:28:51 Not once did I refuse
01:28:55 That's true.
01:28:56 Now you want to change
01:29:00 It's not like that.
01:29:02 It's so unfair'
01:29:03 I'm sorry.
01:29:08 I deserved better than that.
01:31:47 Looking for something to do?
01:31:50 If you like.
01:31:53 Feel up to gardening?
01:31:57 I can try.
01:32:58 We brought your clothes
01:33:02 Your books too.
01:33:10 Those were with your books.
01:33:12 Strange, no idea whose they are.
01:33:15 So throw