ge des t n bres L The Age Of Ignorance
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THE AGE OF IGNORANCE |
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When one loves, |
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And I myself... |
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And I myself... |
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And I myself... |
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What do you fear? |
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A shy slave |
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Clear any fear out. |
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Homicidal hate. |
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Homicidal hate |
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When one loves, |
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And I myself... |
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And I myself... |
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And I myself... |
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Jean Marc! |
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Jean Marc! |
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Yes, yes! |
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It's 6:30. you have to drive the girls. |
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Hello. Nicole? |
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Did I wake you? |
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Time to get cracking. |
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I've been waiting. |
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The shower's a classic. |
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You can see my bum. |
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catch a glimpse of a breast. |
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Perfect for the American censors. |
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No way. |
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I've three showings before 11... |
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My only opening's at 3. |
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I can't be everywhere. |
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You know that. |
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The epidemic has killed |
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Here in Quebec |
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has spread to more hospitals. |
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825 people have died, |
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Hospitals are closed to visitors. |
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Megan. Coralie! We leave in 5! |
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This, year 38.000 Quebecers will learn |
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Not that, please! |
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He's so cool! |
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What's happening in school? |
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The incident occurred in the subway. |
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An 85-year-old woman |
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was attacked by a 15-year-old. |
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She's still in intensive care. |
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Police refuse to comment |
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on possible links to last week's attack |
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where a woman was shoved |
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QUEST FOR THE GRAIL |
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What do you want, asshole? |
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France's Goncourt prize is awarded |
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Unanimously to Quebec writer |
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for his novel. A Man of No Interest. |
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An unknown, your first novel... |
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It's unbelievable |
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At 44 I found myself |
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in this mortgaged house. |
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anonymous |
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Of no interest |
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my life |
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What had I possibly done |
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to end up here? |
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Me. it's writers. I'm crazy about them. |
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Intelligence turns me on. I'm helpless. |
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Take me now. |
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Hard! No holding back! |
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In front of everyone. |
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Take me hard! |
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For the Justice Department |
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Continue to the orange atrium. |
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Take the Block G Elevator |
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turn left at the processing station. |
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Sir! |
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I work in CRSQ. I'm late. |
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Welcome at Quebec's |
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FALLING CONCRETE |
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Health and Social Solidarity |
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Your government cares. |
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- Commuter train, late again? |
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Cherubin's processed 5 cases. |
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Cherubin slaves like a Negro |
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Hard for him to do otherwise. |
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Excuse me. |
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Please sit |
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Five years ago |
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Our marriage was hell. |
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She asked for a divorce |
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We've nothing in common. |
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Why'd you marry her? |
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An incredible sexual attraction. |
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Otherwise, God knows. |
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I don't know why |
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or why I'm still with her. |
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She told the police |
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The judge gave her the house, |
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I gel one supervised visit |
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Are they happy to see you? |
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Of course. |
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Enjoy it while it lasts. |
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I could die and my teenagers |
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I'm a professor, |
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I spent everything on lawyers. |
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I'm homeless. |
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Am I eligible |
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for public housing of some kind? |
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Something like that? |
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Citizen's right are provincial |
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Of course. I should've known. |
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Ask at the SHDM. behind the CDP. |
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I m sorry. |
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That's ok. it's my job. |
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I m sleepy. |
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Too much clubbing! |
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My girlfriend won't let me sleep. |
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At 5 a. m. |
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My wife never woke me |
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She never woke you to make love? |
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Never |
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You? |
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I haven't made love in about |
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What do you do? |
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Affairs? Lovers? |
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Not even. |
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- Nothing |
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You'll get prostate cancer. |
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I have a backyard shed |
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Where I keep kleenex, porn mags, |
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You can't keep... |
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You were smoking? |
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Smoking is illegal within a mile |
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One day the anti-tobacco patrol |
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And you'll be fired, pal! |
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Let go of me! |
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Jean Marc! Slop! |
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Security! |
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Help! |
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Jean Marc. |
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Get off me! |
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Madame Bigras-Bourque. |
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you have taxed my patience. |
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Wait till you appear before |
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Silence her. |
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Alas Carole I have no choice |
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I know just the man to do it. |
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Prince Ouadabongo is a cruel |
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His pleasure is defiling white women. |
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Ravishing creature. |
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Take no offense if my indiscreet zeal |
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your dark secret seeks to reveal. |
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Spare this unhappy prince greater woe. |
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Come, madame. let us prepare to go. |
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No! Not that! |
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It was huge! Awesome! |
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Such intensity! Such power! |
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Thank you. |
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I can't resist a great actor. |
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Thai's me. I'm helpless. |
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Take me! Here and now! |
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Right here! Hard! Take me hard! |
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Are you listening, sir? |
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Sorry. I was concentrating. |
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The ice cap on the North Pole |
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The rising Arctic ocean may force |
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The melting ice also threatens... |
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Feeling ok? |
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I told them to sit you up |
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I hope you had a good week |
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Me. the usual, same old thing. |
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Really? |
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I see. |
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Fall's coming. |
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I find dead leaves on my car |
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Sorry, the law is clear. |
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If there's been a suicide, |
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Suicide is like a building defect. |
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Like asbestos insulation. |
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Sorry to remind you, |
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Everybody knows. |
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I'll hold, go ahead. |
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Don't worry. I can wait. |
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I'm worried about Mom. |
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Really? |
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Yes. |
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Yes. Mr Bergeron. |
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Generally, the price is reduced |
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But the numbers change quickly. |
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People are getting used to it. |
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Society has evolved. |
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In my area there's easily |
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Hello, darling. |
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Hello, my love. |
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How's your mother? |
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Not good. |
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She's totally unresponsive |
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It must be hard on you |
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She's the last person I have left, |
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No brothers or sisters. |
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I'm here. |
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Luckily, or I don't know what I'd do. |
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And you? |
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Me. you know. |
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It's always the same. |
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Managers, journalists, photographers... |
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Parasites. |
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That's how it is. |
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It's so great to have |
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- Have a seat. |
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You know why you're here? |
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- You've no idea? |
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As your supervisor |
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and manager of personnel redeployment |
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I must ask you if during your work |
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in referring to William Cherubin |
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you used the word Negro? |
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Never. |
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I heard it clearly. |
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You contradict Ms Bigras-Bourque? |
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As I said, |
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it's right to say I am a Negro. |
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We're not asking you. |
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What I said was that |
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my friend Cherubin |
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See? |
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Not to blacken his name. |
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or to appear niggardly. |
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But his favorite piano piece is |
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His favorite novel |
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Mr. Leblanc, you know |
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My colleague. Ms Paquet-Plourde |
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of the Language Board, can expand |
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Correct. On 11/18/1999. |
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the Language Board decreed |
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the word Negro to be a non-word |
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The word was eradicated along with |
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Negress and midget. |
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They must be replaced by |
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of equatorial origin |
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These decisions were later ratified |
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By the Language Protection |
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As union representative, I must |
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remind you that the Labor Board. |
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in its ruling of 02/2006. |
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accepted administrative hypertension, |
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as a legally recognized pathology. |
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This pathology triggered |
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of our colleague. Jean Marc Leblanc. |
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I was crossing Henri-Bourassa |
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A motorcycle sped toward me |
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I had no time to react. |
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I was crashed against a lamppost. |
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I lost both my legs. |
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The city demands, |
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A municipal bylaw stipulates |
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that when city property |
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All parties involved |
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But I'm the victim! |
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The law doesn't distinguish. |
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Sir. I lost both my legs. |
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And I have to pay as well? |
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That's how it works, sir. |
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Is that Super Akimbo. |
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- I downloaded it |
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Wait. I'm only at level 1. |
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It's easy, let me. |
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Wait! |
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Here's a man blessed by life. |
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A man who makes me |
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Veronica calls him |
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Please welcome Jean Marc Leblanc! |
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I'm told that |
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in the boondocks where you live |
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you dreamed of being on our show. |
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Pure hype? |
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No, it's true. |
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It's been my dream. |
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Well, sorry |
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That's impossible |
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It is possible. |
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It's impossible. |
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Right now I'm in Montreal. |
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This is the Montreal set. |
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In Paris, we have hot babes |
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In Canada, we get lumberjacks. |
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- The bearded guy is cute. |
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Look. I live in Canada. |
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Canada sucks. I want you in Paris. |
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In Paris they axed my show. |
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I don't understand. |
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Where am I? Who am I? |
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You'll know in the next scene |
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Some people in Paris |
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That's no excuse. |
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Canadian cultural bureaucrats |
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I can give examples! |
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Our idiots are worse idiots than yours. |
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In France we even have assholes |
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For years I've dreamed |
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It can't be canned! |
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Yes |
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No! |
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Yes, yes. |
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What's wrong? |
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Why? |
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You keep twitching. |
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I have a stiff neck. |
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I'm calling to explain. |
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The family was eating supper. |
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Five masked men broke in. |
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They tortured the man. raped his wife. |
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They found nothing and left. |
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The family moved out that night |
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They're traumatized |
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The police think it was a street gang. |
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Let's say they had |
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It's an isolated incident. |
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the first home invasion in my area |
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Normally it's very safe. |
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I m a high-school science teacher |
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at Louis-Joliette High, near here. |
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I have a Cambodian student. |
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who controls heroin trafficking |
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Heroin in high school? |
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More and more. |
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Samnang is hardly ever in class. |
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Last month I gave him a mark of 15%. |
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He waited for me after school |
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and told me to change it to 75% |
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or he'd kill me |
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He said that? "I'll kill you." |
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Exactly. |
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The following Friday after school. |
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police cars were everywhere. |
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They arrested Samnang |
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He was there to shoot me |
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To be a gang leader |
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He has no police record so they |
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They won't expel him. |
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Samnang's gang knows where I live. |
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They shoot BBs at my windows. |
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They've slashed the tires of my car |
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The police warned me. |
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because the same gang |
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Massacred the family of |
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on the South Shore. |
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They... |
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They nailed a live baby |
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to the wall. |
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I can't go on. |
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I can't. |
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The couple's been unlucky. |
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he was an engineer |
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She was an exec at Mirabel Airport. |
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The airport closed |
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at a much lower salary. |
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GM was facing bankruptcy. |
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Production moved to Michigan |
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His company lost its contract. |
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He was fired. |
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They have a $425.000 mortgage |
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They're highly motivated sellers. |
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The problem is he had a breakdown. |
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He sits in a hospital room |
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71 LAKES CONTAMINATED |
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I'll find his wife and call you. |
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You OK? |
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Fine. |
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- Can we talk? |
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Yes. Nicole. |
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Rats? |
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What do you mean, rats? |
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Rats in a new house? |
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At least say you re proud of me. |
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- I'm very proud. |
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I don't think anything. |
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Hello! |
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- You're stunning. |
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Are you just going to stand there? |
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You've been unanimously elected |
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The men and women who voted for me |
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chose someone who's long dreamed |
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sincerely believe, youth |
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and a brighter future. Thank you. |
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Politics is the only thing. |
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Power turns me on. |
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I can't resist a party leader. |
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Take me here. |
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Standing up. like this. |
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Right now. |
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Very hard. |
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Now. take me hard. |
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Go on my friend. |
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That's it. very good. |
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Pull up your chair |
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Now. in the suburban category... |
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the third consecutive year, |
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of the President's Trophy |
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With an extraordinary sales volume |
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our champion. |
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Sylvie Cormier-Leblanc! |
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You... there! |
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You have an extraordinary wife |
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I tell everyone, she's my idol. |
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I see. |
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No I mean, she's so dynamic. |
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always so positive. |
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Her sales volume is incredible. |
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She's a mother. |
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a saleswoman, a wife. |
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You must be so proud. |
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Very proud, yeah |
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Citizen's Rights are closed till 9:30. |
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I understand, but they're in |
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You wouldn't want demotivated agents. |
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We say the answer to all this is... |
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Laughter! |
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For us at Humor-Quebec, |
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laughter is almost a religion. |
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Why laugh? |
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Our answer is: Because! |
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Because to survive in today's world, |
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the modern person must be festive. |
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What does festive mean? |
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Festive means a party, |
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I can hear you say, |
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I'm stressed depressed. |
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And we say: No problem! |
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No problem, we can learn to laugh. |
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At Humor-Quebec, our technique - |
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which is internationally recognized |
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is based on vowels. |
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Today, together, we'll start with A. |
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The explosive A. |
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Give it a try! |
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Very good. |
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Now let's try the cascading A. |
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Shut your eyes |
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and you'll see the cascade, |
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gently falling. |
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Together... |
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Bravo! |
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We feel better already. |
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It's ok Mom. It's ok. |
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Its ok, sit down. |
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The nurses are coming. |
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Just calm down. |
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There's good news and bad news, Mr... |
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Mr Leblanc. |
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Bad news: It's cancer |
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We'll saw open your rib cage. |
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But the recovery is very unpleasant. |
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After that chemo, hair loss vomiting |
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Then you'll get |
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Enjoy, because then |
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We'll open your scull, remove them, |
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All extremely painful, of course. |
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Despite that |
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in your bones, spine, pelvis. |
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Morphine will then be ineffective, |
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and the pain excruciating. |
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We'll test new drugs on you. |
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that are extremely costly. |
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They'll prove useless. |
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You'll lose control of your sphincter |
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and wear diapers and |
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You'll be disgusting. |
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Finally, in a year or two, |
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How wonderful! |
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That's the way it goes. |
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You drew the wrong number. |
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My sisters, |
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my brother, |
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we are here |
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to accompany on his final journey |
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our friend. |
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loved by all. |
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Jean Guy. |
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Jean Marc! |
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Exactly. |
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Jean Marc, as I said. |
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about Jean Marc? |
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That he was, first and foremost, |
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a man. |
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We could say that. |
00:40:25 |
A citizen. |
00:40:27 |
a husband. |
00:40:29 |
a father. |
00:40:31 |
We could say so much |
00:40:35 |
My God... |
00:40:39 |
Nicole I can't talk. |
00:40:44 |
I'll call back... |
00:40:46 |
in 10 minutes? |
00:40:49 |
20 minutes. |
00:40:55 |
Sailing on our Father's boat, |
00:40:58 |
Our friend has disappeared. |
00:41:02 |
He's gone but is afloat, |
00:41:05 |
Leaving memories so dear. |
00:41:09 |
The man we still cherish |
00:41:12 |
Now sings like a dove. |
00:41:16 |
For us he'll never perish. |
00:41:23 |
Coming to the cremation? |
00:41:24 |
Sorry, I'm too busy. |
00:41:27 |
We keep the ashes a month. |
00:41:28 |
After that, we compost them. |
00:41:31 |
Wonderful. |
00:41:32 |
Got to go. Thanks! |
00:41:34 |
A pleasure. |
00:41:37 |
Now's a good time. |
00:41:51 |
Bye, Mom. |
00:41:53 |
See you next week. |
00:42:16 |
What's going on? |
00:42:18 |
What do you mean? |
00:42:19 |
Where are you going? |
00:42:20 |
Toronto. |
00:42:24 |
- I told you. |
00:42:27 |
Oh please! |
00:42:31 |
Why Toronto? |
00:42:32 |
- To study. |
00:42:34 |
To become a realtor. |
00:42:36 |
You already are. |
00:42:37 |
Affiliated. |
00:42:39 |
To open my own office. |
00:42:42 |
Can't you study here? |
00:42:43 |
Not in English. |
00:42:46 |
- Who's Mckenna? |
00:42:49 |
He presented my award. |
00:42:52 |
What s with you? |
00:42:56 |
- And the girls? |
00:42:59 |
It's your turn. |
00:43:00 |
You gave nothing! |
00:43:01 |
I'm a very good mother. |
00:43:03 |
I'm home every night. |
00:43:05 |
I've canceled more business lunches |
00:43:08 |
When'd you last cook? |
00:43:10 |
I cook every day. |
00:43:12 |
Not fish sticks, |
00:43:15 |
If it's a housewife... |
00:43:16 |
Not every night, |
00:43:20 |
Sorry, I work too hard. |
00:43:21 |
Working too hard's not an excuse. |
00:43:24 |
It's dumb and stupid. |
00:43:28 |
Screw you! |
00:44:39 |
Has the bitch left? |
00:44:42 |
Good! |
00:44:43 |
Come kiss me now. |
00:44:48 |
What's wrong? |
00:44:52 |
You kept saying |
00:44:56 |
Now's your chance. |
00:45:03 |
Hi. |
00:45:08 |
How's our man? |
00:45:09 |
He already misses his wife. |
00:45:16 |
What is it? Feeling sad? |
00:45:21 |
I'm distraught. |
00:45:28 |
- Here she is |
00:45:31 |
See you tomorrow. |
00:45:41 |
Hello, Ms Bigras-Bourque. |
00:45:43 |
Call me Carole. |
00:45:46 |
Have fun. |
00:45:49 |
What do I do? |
00:45:51 |
Whatever you want, she's yours. |
00:45:53 |
Yes, but what? |
00:45:54 |
What a wuss! |
00:45:57 |
Carole, |
00:45:58 |
prepare the hors d'oeuvres. |
00:46:01 |
Don't ask questions! |
00:46:03 |
Thank you, I deserved it. |
00:46:09 |
Hello. |
00:46:13 |
Thank you. Goodbye. |
00:46:14 |
Excuse me, please. |
00:46:16 |
This is the boondocks! |
00:46:20 |
Thanks, you're so kind. |
00:46:22 |
what's Brad Pitt like? |
00:46:24 |
Very sweet. |
00:46:25 |
Even my husband knows... |
00:46:28 |
I'm obsessed with Brad Pitt, |
00:46:30 |
The first time I saw him, it was... |
00:46:32 |
a revelation. |
00:46:33 |
Two actresses are in a hotel room |
00:46:38 |
He's the best actor of his generation. |
00:46:44 |
What are you whining about now? |
00:46:47 |
I spent 15 years with her, so... |
00:46:49 |
For 15 years you told us |
00:46:53 |
Didn't you? |
00:46:54 |
Always the same sad song. |
00:46:56 |
But she left me! |
00:46:57 |
So, what's the difference? |
00:47:01 |
A large part of my life is gone. |
00:47:03 |
You said you couldn't stand your life. |
00:47:05 |
Maybe he lied to us. |
00:47:07 |
Or he needs her so he can complain. |
00:47:10 |
Or he really is a man of no interest. |
00:47:13 |
I'm disgusted. |
00:47:17 |
It's true, I mean, really. |
00:47:19 |
Can't I be Tiger Woods |
00:47:23 |
But no... |
00:47:25 |
here I am in |
00:47:29 |
of a sobbing civil servant |
00:47:33 |
I swear, it's demeaning. |
00:47:36 |
It's so demeaning! |
00:47:42 |
The champagne's not open? |
00:47:45 |
Sorry, I didn't have time. |
00:47:48 |
Bad girl! |
00:47:51 |
Yes, I know. I'm sorry. |
00:48:05 |
Jean Marc, come out! |
00:48:11 |
What are you doing? |
00:48:21 |
Come here, my boy! |
00:48:26 |
Come make love to your star. |
00:48:30 |
Not that I don't want to... |
00:48:34 |
Stars are so intimidating. |
00:48:36 |
Perfection is paralyzing. |
00:48:38 |
Take someone more accessible. |
00:48:43 |
For sure, but right now. |
00:48:46 |
I m lesbian, so I've never been |
00:48:49 |
What real man wouldn't want |
00:48:53 |
It's beyond me. I can't... |
00:48:56 |
I'm your immediate superior. |
00:48:59 |
Think of the pleasure |
00:49:02 |
Go on, master. |
00:49:12 |
It's all wrong! |
00:49:16 |
I can't! |
00:49:18 |
I can't do it! |
00:49:31 |
I'm sorry. |
00:49:38 |
Girls, we have to talk. |
00:49:43 |
I said we have to talk! |
00:49:45 |
- Cool it. |
00:49:47 |
Sorry, but we have to talk. |
00:49:49 |
What about? |
00:49:51 |
- Your mom has gone to Toronto. |
00:49:55 |
- She won't be here |
00:49:57 |
Life will be different. |
00:49:59 |
- Not a problem |
00:50:03 |
Maybe it's a trial separation. |
00:50:04 |
All my friends' parents are separated. |
00:50:07 |
I'm the last one in my class. |
00:50:11 |
- Are you seeing anyone |
00:50:14 |
Stay away from bitches, ok? |
00:50:23 |
They re closed |
00:50:28 |
They're fencing? |
00:50:30 |
They're doing feng shui. |
00:50:33 |
Ms Sigouin-Wong is evaluating |
00:50:38 |
You have to wait. |
00:50:49 |
Feel it? |
00:50:50 |
Do you feel the vibration? |
00:50:54 |
We can really feel it, huh? |
00:50:57 |
It's the vibration that helps you |
00:51:00 |
reconnect with your yang. |
00:51:02 |
Your ying too, |
00:51:04 |
but not as much. |
00:51:10 |
Right here, |
00:51:10 |
you need an aquarium. |
00:51:13 |
Absolutely. I'd say from here. |
00:51:16 |
to here. |
00:51:18 |
Is that necessary? |
00:51:19 |
It's essential! |
00:51:21 |
Everything's oriented northward |
00:51:24 |
It's a disaster. |
00:51:25 |
That's how it's built. |
00:51:27 |
Yes. but vibrational energy |
00:51:30 |
The only effective barrier is water |
00:51:34 |
A big aquarium is expensive. |
00:51:36 |
There's a $76 million redecorating fund. |
00:51:39 |
Here... |
00:51:42 |
You'll need some big bowls |
00:51:46 |
to stop the radiant energy |
00:51:58 |
We have to find you a woman. |
00:52:00 |
Living this way is unhealthy. |
00:52:01 |
You'll catch cancer. |
00:52:03 |
You're obsessed with cancer. |
00:52:06 |
The male genitals are programmed |
00:52:11 |
from puberty to age 85. |
00:52:13 |
It's nature's law. |
00:52:15 |
Ignore that, |
00:52:17 |
you get prostate cancer. |
00:52:19 |
Half of all men in Canada. |
00:52:21 |
I never heard that. |
00:52:23 |
20 years of marriage is to the prostate |
00:52:28 |
Any scientific proof? |
00:52:31 |
Statistically. Japanese and Korean men |
00:52:37 |
They have the lowest rate |
00:52:40 |
Our genius doctors claim |
00:52:47 |
It was 5 a. m. |
00:52:49 |
They burst in. |
00:52:51 |
They handcuffed my husband. |
00:52:54 |
They didn't let him get dressed. |
00:52:56 |
Which police force was it? |
00:52:58 |
They were plainclothes. |
00:53:01 |
I went to my local police station. |
00:53:03 |
I went to municipal police, |
00:53:07 |
the what's it called... |
00:53:11 |
No one knows anything. |
00:53:16 |
Since the 9/11 attacks. |
00:53:18 |
Security Services can hold |
00:53:23 |
- He's not a terrorist |
00:53:26 |
He's a cook! |
00:53:28 |
A German cook wouldn't |
00:53:32 |
I don't know what he's accused of. |
00:53:34 |
- You never will |
00:53:37 |
They don t need any. |
00:53:40 |
What judge would agree to that? |
00:53:42 |
Judges are named by |
00:53:45 |
It's absurd! |
00:53:47 |
If it's any consolation, |
00:53:51 |
What will happen to him? |
00:53:54 |
In Toronto they kept a man |
00:53:57 |
4 years? |
00:54:00 |
Or the CIA might have him tortured |
00:54:04 |
We have to stop that! |
00:54:11 |
You don't know |
00:54:15 |
I'm an immigrant. |
00:54:18 |
Celebrities have managed to free a few. |
00:54:22 |
Secret services hate publicity. |
00:54:27 |
You could always try that. |
00:54:45 |
You have 5 minutes to decide |
00:54:48 |
if you want to see the person |
00:54:51 |
If it's yes, |
00:54:55 |
the same person |
00:54:59 |
it's a perfect match |
00:55:01 |
And we announce it afterwards |
00:55:04 |
Ready? |
00:55:05 |
Here we go! |
00:55:12 |
Hello. |
00:55:13 |
I'm Guylaine. |
00:55:14 |
Jean Marc. |
00:55:16 |
want children. Jean Marc. |
00:55:20 |
I had a vasectomy. Guylaine. |
00:55:30 |
What do we do? Wait? |
00:55:32 |
That's right. |
00:55:39 |
I'm Lynne. |
00:55:40 |
Jean Marc. |
00:55:42 |
You don't train, do you? |
00:55:47 |
Work out. |
00:55:50 |
I Stair-Master 45 minutes a day. |
00:55:53 |
I see. |
00:55:54 |
I like my men massive. |
00:55:58 |
In that case... |
00:56:01 |
How much do you make? |
00:56:04 |
S68.000. |
00:56:09 |
I won't go under $100,000. |
00:56:12 |
I think I'm worth it. |
00:56:16 |
Yes. I'm sure. |
00:56:20 |
What do you drive? |
00:56:23 |
A Hyundai |
00:56:26 |
Korean? |
00:56:29 |
An economy car? |
00:56:32 |
Yes. very economical. |
00:56:36 |
Wonderful. |
00:56:40 |
My wife left, I'm a civil servant, |
00:56:44 |
My life's a disaster. |
00:56:47 |
Are you a man of heart? |
00:56:48 |
Of heart? |
00:56:50 |
I work in an office, but I'm also |
00:56:55 |
My husband, the Count, |
00:56:59 |
Really? |
00:57:01 |
He was struck down by |
00:57:06 |
I can't reign alone |
00:57:07 |
I need an exceptional man. |
00:57:23 |
Lynne! I want Lynne! |
00:57:24 |
I want to skewer her! |
00:57:29 |
In the last group |
00:57:34 |
We have Cathy and Sasha. |
00:57:38 |
Lynne and William. |
00:57:42 |
Beatrice and Jean Marc. |
00:57:54 |
What do we do now? |
00:57:55 |
We're going upstairs. |
00:58:00 |
I see. I see. That's great. |
00:58:03 |
Isn't it a little hasty? |
00:58:05 |
What's your problem, sister? |
00:58:07 |
Well. I think that the body |
00:58:11 |
Souls should meet first. |
00:58:16 |
You believe in souls? |
00:58:18 |
They make us human. |
00:58:22 |
Come over here. |
00:58:36 |
What do you see? |
00:58:39 |
The St Dorothy Cemetery. |
00:58:41 |
Exactly. |
00:58:43 |
Thousands of frozen skeletons |
00:58:46 |
If one came back to life for a night. |
00:58:49 |
how do you think they would want |
00:58:53 |
Go to the office? Or the bank? |
00:58:56 |
Watch TV? |
00:58:58 |
Reread Immanuel Kant? |
00:59:01 |
They would be desperate |
00:59:05 |
That's what we long for once gone. |
00:59:08 |
We're still alive |
00:59:11 |
We're still alive |
00:59:13 |
- See you Monday. |
00:59:20 |
Well, maybe... |
00:59:24 |
Shall we go for coffee? |
00:59:28 |
Coffee makes me nervous, |
00:59:30 |
Good idea. |
00:59:54 |
The Book of Disquiet |
00:59:58 |
I found out there are 2 types |
01:00:02 |
external and internal hemorrhoids. |
01:00:06 |
I had no clue. |
01:00:10 |
But as of now. |
01:00:12 |
I'm in an anus control group. |
01:00:16 |
So all's well |
01:00:33 |
Hello. |
01:00:44 |
Your costume's there, put it on. |
01:00:47 |
- Right now? |
01:00:49 |
Behind the screen. |
01:00:57 |
Your place is unusual. |
01:01:02 |
It all from Lord of the Rings |
01:01:04 |
I saw it 60 times. |
01:01:06 |
That's a lot. |
01:01:08 |
It's the modern masterpiece. |
01:01:21 |
Nice suit! |
01:01:23 |
Hey. Peter Pan! |
01:01:36 |
The Council decreed that I cannot |
01:01:42 |
You cant? |
01:01:44 |
They're holding a tournament. |
01:01:47 |
The bravest knights |
01:01:51 |
It's very dangerous. |
01:01:54 |
A tournament? |
01:01:57 |
The Black Prince is coming. |
01:02:00 |
A terrifying adversary. |
01:02:03 |
A cruel and treacherous man. |
01:02:07 |
I see |
01:02:36 |
Look. Guylaine. |
01:02:40 |
I want 15 weekends a year |
01:02:50 |
You're finally here. Milady. |
01:02:52 |
- Your Grace... |
01:02:54 |
Till tomorrow, Page |
01:02:55 |
Tomorrow? |
01:02:59 |
What do I do now? |
01:03:00 |
Commoners must use the postern. |
01:03:09 |
The hospital, my job, the union |
01:03:12 |
TV, radio and papers make me puke. |
01:03:15 |
Even the city of Montreal |
01:03:18 |
No. not you |
01:03:19 |
My degree of nausea |
01:03:23 |
Do you understand. Guylaine? |
01:03:25 |
the one place I feel good |
01:03:27 |
is here. |
01:03:36 |
I'm with Countess Beatrice. |
01:03:38 |
The Countess is at the castle |
01:03:40 |
They told me to come here. |
01:03:42 |
You're not wearing her livery. |
01:03:44 |
No. I'm not in her livery. |
01:03:47 |
Let's make it simple. |
01:03:49 |
I met the Countess |
01:03:52 |
Varlet. make way for the Black Prince! |
01:03:55 |
Just a sec. Prince. I have a problem. |
01:04:05 |
Are you okay? |
01:04:06 |
- Yeah. |
01:04:12 |
He's a friend. |
01:04:12 |
Sorry. I can't let him... |
01:04:16 |
What? |
01:04:16 |
No. no. No problem. |
01:04:25 |
What's your line of work? |
01:04:27 |
Pharmacist in a hospital. |
01:04:36 |
Never has the Occident |
01:04:39 |
faced such a threat. |
01:04:41 |
The godless Arab |
01:04:44 |
And cravenly attack |
01:04:51 |
Their murderous sects |
01:04:56 |
Shall we continue tolerating |
01:05:02 |
Remember our ancestors... |
01:05:05 |
Godefroy de Bouillon. |
01:05:08 |
Robert de Flandres. |
01:05:10 |
Etienne de Blois. |
01:05:14 |
who, from Constantinople to Jerusalem. |
01:05:17 |
cut the throats of a million infidels! |
01:05:21 |
They were the pride of the Occident! |
01:05:25 |
When, in Jerusalem. |
01:05:27 |
Reymond de Toulouse left |
01:05:30 |
victorious, they said that his horse |
01:05:32 |
waded in gore up to its knees. |
01:05:38 |
Lets show those Levantines that |
01:05:44 |
Mount your steeds! |
01:05:46 |
Raise your standards high! |
01:05:50 |
By St Lawrence and St George. |
01:05:52 |
to Jerusalem! |
01:06:30 |
For the hand of the Countess |
01:06:38 |
Kaiser von Eichstadt |
01:06:41 |
Beaudoin de Bruges. Count of Flanders. |
01:06:45 |
Marco da Gente. Lord of Parma. |
01:06:49 |
Fulbert de Mortelune, |
01:06:54 |
All this is secondary. |
01:06:57 |
What is? |
01:06:59 |
The jousting, the costumes. |
01:07:04 |
People are here for something else |
01:07:07 |
You think? |
01:07:09 |
The people seek order. |
01:07:13 |
and faith. |
01:09:13 |
The Black Prince has triumphed. |
01:09:16 |
he is thus entitled to wed |
01:09:23 |
Does anyone oppose this union? |
01:09:36 |
Pretend you're hurt. |
01:09:39 |
No way! |
01:09:40 |
For once I'm going to fight! |
01:09:43 |
The hospital's not far. |
01:09:47 |
For the Black Prince. |
01:09:49 |
Ok. but take off your glasses. |
01:09:52 |
I can't see. |
01:09:53 |
Just as well. |
01:10:02 |
It's too tight. |
01:10:08 |
Somebody help me! |
01:10:26 |
We have a problem. |
01:10:28 |
What problem? |
01:10:29 |
That's the back of the horse. |
01:10:45 |
Don't do anything dumb. |
01:11:16 |
Take your sword. |
01:11:19 |
He's that way! Go! |
01:11:24 |
Hit him. for Christ sake! |
01:11:46 |
That hurts! |
01:11:48 |
Lord Jesus, have pity on him! |
01:12:13 |
The joust is declared a draw. |
01:12:20 |
the marriage is deferred. |
01:12:24 |
The Council will convene. |
01:12:30 |
My page! |
01:12:32 |
My dear page! |
01:12:35 |
My courageous page! |
01:12:38 |
That's enough now. Cease! |
01:12:41 |
Cease? |
01:12:43 |
Don't insist. |
01:12:45 |
I challenged the Black Prince. |
01:12:48 |
You had your reward. |
01:12:51 |
That's it? |
01:12:52 |
That's a lot. |
01:12:54 |
Know how many knights |
01:12:58 |
I'll belong to the final victor. |
01:13:05 |
I'm sorry, but this isn't working. |
01:13:08 |
You must be patient. |
01:13:10 |
Desire is true pleasure. |
01:13:12 |
Troubadours know that. |
01:13:14 |
Honestly, you can stuff |
01:13:18 |
- What are you looking for? |
01:13:22 |
This can't be the answer. |
01:13:25 |
It's the answer for me. |
01:13:29 |
I hope you'll be happy. |
01:14:13 |
Kevin, get out! |
01:14:15 |
- You look ridiculous! |
01:14:20 |
What's with you? |
01:14:23 |
- I saw you! |
01:14:28 |
5 girls in my class are runaways. |
01:14:58 |
I don't know what to do, Mom. |
01:15:02 |
They say it's necessary, but really... |
01:15:09 |
! don't know what to do. |
01:15:11 |
There's no one I can ask. No one. |
01:15:18 |
No one at all. |
01:15:45 |
I went to Housing services, |
01:15:50 |
They won't consider |
01:15:54 |
goes to my ex. |
01:15:55 |
I earn a comfortable salary |
01:15:59 |
but I live below the poverty line. |
01:16:03 |
Of course, you don't care |
01:16:05 |
No I do care. |
01:16:08 |
You lead an easy life. |
01:16:10 |
Me? |
01:16:12 |
Sir as a student |
01:16:15 |
for the college newspaper. |
01:16:18 |
I did politics |
01:16:21 |
I was vice president |
01:16:27 |
At university I joined |
01:16:31 |
I played in 12 Angry Men |
01:16:35 |
I did photography, video. |
01:16:40 |
I demonstrated |
01:16:44 |
and the seal hunt. |
01:16:46 |
I marched for Quebec independence. |
01:16:49 |
I was even arrested once. |
01:16:53 |
Now, my wife has gone to Toronto |
01:16:59 |
My daughters give blowjobs |
01:17:03 |
Every working day of the year |
01:17:07 |
I travel 20 minutes by car, |
01:17:10 |
45 minutes by train |
01:17:13 |
and 25 minutes by subway |
01:17:16 |
to listen to people |
01:17:20 |
I don't call that an easy life. |
01:17:25 |
At least you're still young. |
01:17:30 |
See you. my friend! |
01:17:31 |
I've had enough |
01:17:36 |
Good luck, you delectable dyke! |
01:17:50 |
jean Marc... |
01:17:53 |
Ms Bigras-Bourque. good news... |
01:17:55 |
Your mother's residence just called. |
01:18:16 |
You're wasting your time. |
01:18:19 |
It's pointless. |
01:18:25 |
We have no answers for you. |
01:18:29 |
Your lives are too complicated. |
01:18:33 |
the situation too complex. |
01:19:50 |
Do you want a religious service? |
01:19:53 |
No. |
01:19:56 |
Do you have a family burial plot? |
01:20:00 |
No. |
01:20:04 |
Do you want an obituary? |
01:20:07 |
No. |
01:20:09 |
She had no one left. |
01:20:36 |
You stupid shit, get out of the way |
01:21:07 |
My car, goddammit! |
01:21:11 |
Look what you did to my car |
01:21:33 |
I'll be at work tomorrow. |
01:21:35 |
hold on. Nicole. I have another call. |
01:21:39 |
Yes speaking. |
01:21:42 |
How about mid-morning? |
01:21:44 |
Say 11? |
01:21:46 |
OK. See you tomorrow. |
01:21:53 |
You're back? |
01:21:54 |
didn't like Toronto |
01:22:05 |
Remember I own half this house, |
01:22:11 |
Get back here! |
01:22:14 |
For once tell me |
01:22:18 |
I had to get married? I did. |
01:22:20 |
Have kids, get a job? I did. |
01:22:23 |
I have to perform? I do. |
01:22:25 |
I'm the third best suburban realtor |
01:22:29 |
From coast to coast |
01:22:30 |
I'm supposed to relax? I do yoga. |
01:22:32 |
Go on holiday? |
01:22:35 |
Stay young? I work out 2 hours |
01:22:38 |
What more do you want? Sex? |
01:22:41 |
I'm warning you come back now |
01:22:45 |
There's something else... |
01:22:48 |
I hate your arrogance! |
01:22:50 |
As if you're so much smarter. |
01:22:55 |
Wake up! Would you call yourself |
01:23:04 |
You know. |
01:23:05 |
I never thought it could happen. |
01:23:08 |
But I could kill you. |
01:23:12 |
It's not inconceivable. |
01:25:51 |
Jean Marc Leblanc. |
01:25:52 |
We no longer see you in Paris |
01:25:55 |
Rumor has it |
01:25:58 |
to write a book of reflections, |
01:26:01 |
The goal I've set for myself |
01:26:05 |
is to explore |
01:26:09 |
I think we can characterize our |
01:26:13 |
disintegration. |
01:26:17 |
This is silly. |
01:26:21 |
to film the ramblings of a nobody. |
01:26:24 |
That's true. |
01:26:26 |
Not even a star could get us here. |
01:26:29 |
Ever slept with someone |
01:26:32 |
No. I'm married. I'm happy |
01:26:38 |
Well, listen. |
01:26:40 |
It's been a pleasure. |
01:26:42 |
Don't mention it. |
01:27:38 |
This your place? |
01:27:41 |
It was my father's. |
01:27:44 |
Staying long? |
01:27:47 |
I don't know. |
01:27:48 |
It'll be strange having a neighbor. |
01:27:54 |
- Have a nice day. |
01:28:14 |
I feel that our relationship is |
01:28:17 |
suffocating me. |
01:28:20 |
Do you understand? |
01:28:23 |
Not really. |
01:28:25 |
You cut me off from my life, |
01:28:28 |
I'm not sure I understand. |
01:28:30 |
You're not happy to see me7 |
01:28:33 |
Not at all. I'm very happy. |
01:28:37 |
This doesn't add up. |
01:28:40 |
The number of rotten evenings |
01:28:44 |
listening to your interminable whining |
01:28:47 |
The times I've come in your shower. |
01:28:50 |
even with your wife there! |
01:28:51 |
Not once did I refuse |
01:28:55 |
That's true. |
01:28:56 |
Now you want to change |
01:29:00 |
It's not like that. |
01:29:02 |
It's so unfair' |
01:29:03 |
I'm sorry. |
01:29:08 |
I deserved better than that. |
01:31:47 |
Looking for something to do? |
01:31:50 |
If you like. |
01:31:53 |
Feel up to gardening? |
01:31:57 |
I can try. |
01:32:58 |
We brought your clothes |
01:33:02 |
Your books too. |
01:33:10 |
Those were with your books. |
01:33:12 |
Strange, no idea whose they are. |
01:33:15 |
So throw |