Chicken Run

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00:02:40 I'm stuck.
00:02:50 Get back!
00:03:37 Mr. Tweedy!
00:03:40 What is that chicken
00:03:45 I don't know, luv.
00:03:58 I'll teach you
00:04:06 Let that be a lesson to you!
00:04:08 No chicken escapes from Tweedy's farm!
00:07:31 Morning, Ginger.
00:07:33 Back from holiday?
00:07:36 I was in solitary confinement.
00:07:39 It's nice to get a bit of time
00:07:48 Roll call!
00:07:51 Pip, pip. Quick march.
00:07:54 Left right...
00:07:56 Come on, smarten up!
00:07:58 Discipline! Order!
00:08:00 Back in my RAF days,
00:08:04 you'd hop in the old crate
00:08:08 Keep over, you old fool.
00:08:11 How dare you talk back
00:08:15 Back in my RAF days...
00:08:18 Right, right!
00:08:22 There'll be a reprimand, lad.
00:08:27 Attention!
00:08:35 Welcome back, hen.
00:08:54 We've already tried going under.
00:08:58 Over. Right.
00:09:12 How's the egg count?
00:09:15 Well chuffed with that, I was.
00:09:26 Oh no.
00:09:32 Why didn't you give her some of yours?
00:09:37 She didn't tell anyone.
00:09:49 Is Edwina off on holiday?
00:10:50 We've got to get out of here.
00:10:54 Are we still on?
00:10:58 Spread the word, Mac.
00:11:29 You called?
00:11:31 Nick and...
00:11:39 Over here.
00:11:44 We need more things.
00:11:48 How about this quality tea set?
00:11:50 A lovely necklace and pendant.
00:11:52 Or this number. All the rage in
00:11:57 Simply pop it on,
00:12:01 That is French.
00:12:03 It's two hats in one, Miss.
00:12:08 Madame, you look like a vision,
00:12:11 Like a duck.
00:12:14 We're making this. We need this.
00:12:20 This is a big job, Miss.
00:12:24 This will cost.
00:12:28 You call this pay?
00:12:31 What could we give you?
00:12:35 We can't. Our eggs are too valuable.
00:12:37 So are we.
00:12:41 After you, Fetcher.
00:12:45 After I what?
00:12:46 Move!
00:13:12 Stupid, worthless creatures!
00:13:16 I'm sick and tired
00:13:41 Oh, yes.
00:13:43 Those chickens are up to something.
00:13:45 Quiet.
00:13:49 They're organized.
00:13:51 Quiet!
00:13:53 is their leader.
00:13:57 I may have found a way
00:14:01 What are you on about? Ridiculous
00:14:07 It's all in your head,
00:14:11 It's all in my head.
00:14:13 Now you keep telling yourself that,
00:14:16 because I won't hear another word
00:14:20 Yes, luv.
00:14:23 But the ginger one!
00:14:24 They're chickens, you dolt!
00:14:28 they're the most stupid creatures
00:14:31 They don't plot,
00:14:34 and they're not organized!
00:14:37 Order! Order!
00:14:40 Quiet, everyone.
00:14:43 Settle down.
00:14:45 I would like to call to order...
00:14:49 Discipline in the ranks!
00:14:52 Thank you, Fowler.
00:14:56 with unnecessary chitchat.
00:15:05 Right.
00:15:09 Carry on.
00:15:13 Our last escape attempt
00:15:17 but Mac and I have a new plan.
00:15:20 Show them, Mac. - We tried going
00:15:24 So the plan is: We go
00:15:27 over it.
00:15:30 This is us, right?
00:15:34 and wind her up, and
00:15:37 let her go!
00:15:43 Good grief!
00:15:49 Farmer's coming!
00:15:55 Operation Cover-Up!
00:16:25 Mr. Tweedy,
00:16:28 where are you?
00:16:31 It's all in your head.
00:16:38 Think, everyone.
00:16:43 We haven't tried
00:16:46 Might work.
00:16:49 What about Edwina?
00:16:52 How many more empty nests
00:16:54 Maybe she should have spent more time
00:16:58 and less time escaping.
00:17:01 then getting plucked and roasted
00:17:05 It's a living.
00:17:08 The fences aren't just
00:17:10 They're up here in your heads.
00:17:14 There is a better place out there.
00:17:17 Somewhere beyond that hill,
00:17:19 it has wide open spaces
00:17:24 And grass. Can you imagine that?
00:17:27 Cool, green grass.
00:17:30 Who feeds us?
00:17:32 We feed ourselves.
00:17:34 There is no farm.
00:17:38 There is no farmer.
00:17:41 He isn't anywhere.
00:17:43 No egg count,
00:17:46 no coops and keys
00:17:51 In all my life
00:17:55 load of tripe!
00:17:58 Face the facts, ducks.
00:18:01 The chance of us getting out
00:18:05 Then there's still a chance!
00:18:30 Oh, no!
00:18:32 Who am I fooling?
00:18:40 Heaven help us.
00:18:52 Freedom!
00:19:14 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:35 That's it.
00:19:38 Inside, quickly!
00:19:47 Here's our way out!
00:19:49 We'll make posters?
00:19:52 What's on the posters, Babs?
00:19:56 Must be important to be on a poster.
00:20:00 Obviously,
00:20:03 Flies around giving demonstrations.
00:20:06 Do you suppose?
00:20:10 No, not in there!
00:20:11 Get out!
00:20:20 Who are you? Where am I?
00:20:24 You took a nasty fall.
00:20:27 connecting the radius to the humerus.
00:20:31 Was that English?
00:20:34 I made the bandage.
00:20:42 Back up and start from the top.
00:20:45 How rude of us. We're just excited...
00:20:50 And we're the chickens.
00:20:53 With you so far.
00:20:55 I don't like his look.
00:20:58 His eyes are too close together.
00:21:00 And he's a Yank! - Cockfighting's
00:21:04 Where is that? - A place I call
00:21:09 Scotland!
00:21:11 No! America.
00:21:15 Poppycock!
00:21:17 Pushy Americans.
00:21:21 Overpaid, oversexed
00:21:25 What's eating grandpa?
00:21:29 My name's Rocky, the Rhode Island Red.
00:21:33 Rocky Rhodes!
00:21:35 Catchy, ain't it?
00:21:38 Mr. Rhodes, is this you?
00:21:41 Who wants to know?
00:21:44 A group of desperate chickens.
00:21:48 you may be the answer to our prayers.
00:21:54 Then call me a miracle, dollface,
00:21:59 What brings you to England,
00:22:03 All the beautiful English chicks,
00:22:06 Give over!
00:22:09 I'm a traveler.
00:22:14 but couldn't get into it.
00:22:17 Nope!
00:22:18 The open road is more my style.
00:22:23 and point me where the wind blows.
00:22:26 Know what they call me back home?
00:22:28 You'll love this.
00:22:33 Isn't that great?
00:22:36 I knew it was possible.
00:22:38 The answer had to come!
00:22:40 We'll fly over that fence, and
00:22:44 That's ri... What?
00:22:49 You can teach us.
00:22:52 Listen! You hear that?
00:22:55 The open road's calling,
00:22:59 Bye.
00:23:01 He must have very good hearing.
00:23:04 Okay, where's the exit?
00:23:07 Mr. Rhodes? Perhaps I didn't explain
00:23:12 We lay eggs, day in, day out.
00:23:14 When we can't lay any more,
00:23:18 It's a cruel world, dollface.
00:23:22 Which part of "they kill us"
00:23:25 I got my own set of problems.
00:23:27 Besides, it can't be
00:23:29 Watch me.
00:23:32 It's not so hard for a chicken or two
00:23:40 All of you? - I've been trying
00:23:44 You want to get every chicken
00:23:49 Of course.
00:23:52 You can't pull that off.
00:23:56 Couldn't agree more.
00:24:01 Mr. Rhodes, please!
00:24:25 So that's it.
00:24:30 You're on the run, aren't you?
00:24:33 Keep it down!
00:24:38 I should turn you in right now.
00:24:41 Would you?
00:24:44 Because I'm cute?
00:24:50 Hey, hey. You crazy chick!
00:24:53 You know what'll happen
00:24:56 I don't like you.
00:25:00 Show us how to fly. - With this wing?
00:25:06 He's valuable, you say?
00:25:09 Sure.
00:25:11 Listen here, sister.
00:25:14 I'm a Lone Free-Ranger.
00:25:17 And that's what we want...
00:25:24 Fancy that, they're coming.
00:25:26 Oh, no! They're onto me!
00:25:29 Teach us to fly. We'll hide you.
00:25:33 Was your father by any chance
00:25:37 Do we have a deal?
00:25:58 Time to make good on that deal,
00:26:20 Comfortable?
00:26:22 Maybe this will help.
00:26:26 Nice hideout.
00:26:30 We held up our end of it.
00:26:33 What deal?
00:26:35 Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
00:26:39 Which bunk is mine?
00:26:45 Absolutely outrageous!
00:26:49 Asking a senior officer
00:26:52 And with a non-commissioned Yank,
00:26:55 Why, back in my day...
00:26:57 You weren't exactly
00:27:00 Scoot over. Your wing's
00:27:03 Your side of the bunk?
00:27:09 What is that smell?
00:27:12 Absolutely outrageous!
00:27:21 So you want to fly, huh?
00:27:25 Well, it ain't going to be easy. And
00:27:28 Flying takes three things:
00:27:31 perseverance and
00:27:35 hard work.
00:27:38 Because it takes twice as much
00:27:43 Codswallop!
00:27:44 Cocky Yanks
00:27:48 The most important thing is
00:27:53 Which means,
00:28:00 Let's rock 'n roll.
00:28:44 The chickens are...
00:28:46 ...pecking?
00:28:49 And left, two, three.
00:28:52 And right, two, three.
00:28:54 And stop right there.
00:28:56 Yes, down.
00:28:59 Make little circles.
00:29:02 Faster.
00:29:08 Oh, that's the spot!
00:29:20 I thought
00:29:23 That's what I'm doing.
00:29:26 Isn't there usually
00:29:30 Do I tell you how to lay eggs?
00:29:32 Relax.
00:29:35 Really? I can't help feeling
00:29:40 Hey, cut it out!
00:29:45 They're ready to fly now.
00:29:47 Good, 'cause they can't walk anymore.
00:29:52 Up and at 'em!
00:29:54 Let's flap.
00:30:00 Let's see if old Attila the Hen
00:30:12 It's raining hen!
00:30:19 What's this caper, luv?
00:30:24 Flipping hell. Look at this.
00:30:29 Want to watch?
00:30:43 Careful of those eggs!
00:30:50 Sunny-side up.
00:30:55 Now over easy.
00:30:59 Definitely scrambled.
00:31:08 Poultry in motion.
00:31:25 Birds of a feather
00:31:33 Great work, ladies.
00:31:35 The pain you're feeling
00:31:38 Pain is your friend.
00:31:40 Just keep the faith...
00:31:44 You flew four feet today.
00:31:46 Yeah, four feet.
00:31:50 All part of the process. Don't worry.
00:31:58 That doesn't sound good.
00:32:01 The ground's shaking.
00:32:04 Are we worried?
00:32:13 The circus! Quick! Hide me!
00:32:16 Hide me!
00:32:18 One isn't awarded a medal
00:32:20 for flapping about like a lunatic.
00:32:24 Now see here!
00:32:27 In here!
00:32:29 Give it a rest, Pops!
00:32:32 What? I shall have you
00:33:13 Cheers, mate.
00:33:22 It's all in your head.
00:33:34 What's all this?
00:33:37 This is our future, Mr. Tweedy.
00:33:39 No more wasting time
00:33:42 and minuscule profits.
00:33:45 We've always been egg farmers.
00:33:48 his father and their fathers.
00:33:51 Poor! Worthless! Nothings!
00:33:54 But that's about to change.
00:33:56 This will take Tweedy's farm
00:34:00 and into full-scale
00:34:06 Melisha Tweedy
00:34:13 I'll put it together,
00:34:21 That isn't good.
00:34:24 And I doubt it's softer than hay.
00:34:27 I hate to be the voice of doom,
00:34:29 but I've been calculating.
00:34:34 But I saw him!
00:34:38 I believe you,
00:34:40 but if we could see it for ourselves
00:34:45 You're right. We've been at this
00:34:49 If his wing were better...
00:35:00 Where is he?
00:35:02 They didn't give me this medal
00:35:06 "I don't know" would suffice.
00:35:09 Beware of that one,
00:35:12 That Yank is not to be trusted.
00:35:16 That Yank
00:35:19 And the pig says to the horse,
00:35:29 Cocktail!
00:35:31 Give over!
00:35:40 So anyway...
00:35:42 Remember those flying tips.
00:35:45 They're very important.
00:35:52 They're swell chicks.
00:35:54 Look what Babs made me. A beak warmer.
00:35:59 And that Bunty.
00:36:03 A problem?
00:36:05 Have we flown over the fence?
00:36:09 Good things come to those who wait.
00:36:21 How long did it take you?
00:36:26 Apples and oranges.
00:36:29 You can't compare the two.
00:36:34 Which we're running out of. Why
00:36:38 I went over my calculations.
00:36:46 I didn't get a word of that.
00:36:48 Thrust. When ducks and geese take off,
00:36:53 She ain't using real words.
00:36:55 She said we need more thrust.
00:36:58 Sure. Thrust and flying
00:37:02 Flying and thrust.
00:37:04 Will you excuse us?
00:37:08 The wing!
00:37:09 No results by tomorrow,
00:37:13 No more hiding. The farmers'll find
00:37:18 You're the first chick I ever met
00:37:24 Sleep tight, ángel face.
00:37:39 What? What?
00:37:43 A beaut. A fine piece of work.
00:37:45 If I do say so myself.
00:37:47 I say so myself, too.
00:37:51 We slipped into the farmer's room.
00:37:55 And we...
00:37:57 Like a fish?
00:37:59 You stupid idiot!
00:38:02 Anyway, here it is.
00:38:04 El merchandiso!
00:38:07 What're these two crooks doing here?
00:38:09 So, you know each other!
00:38:13 You guys are
00:38:15 the sneakiest,
00:38:19 Don't. Stop it.
00:38:23 So, how about the eggs?
00:38:25 Eggs? You promised them...
00:38:27 Yep, I promised them
00:38:30 When can we expect
00:38:33 I'm brewing one up now.
00:38:38 A pleasure doing business
00:38:41 Sucker.
00:38:45 What?
00:38:47 I didn't lie, dollface.
00:38:52 I'll give them what I promised.
00:38:55 And what will you give us?
00:38:59 Thrust.
00:39:03 You okay, sweetheart? Good, good.
00:39:08 Now this will get you going.
00:39:12 The tension's killing me.
00:39:16 Release!
00:39:22 Come on, flap!
00:39:28 You can do it. Flap!
00:39:40 Is that your first of-fence?
00:39:58 Roll call!
00:40:00 I haven't laid any eggs.
00:40:02 Three days, not one.
00:40:06 Why didn't you tell us?
00:40:09 They're coming!
00:40:11 Hide yourself!
00:41:15 Double their food rations.
00:41:17 I want them all as fat as this one.
00:41:25 All of my life
00:41:29 It was really boring.
00:41:34 Chicken feed!
00:41:35 My favorite!
00:41:38 Wait!
00:41:46 No, wait!
00:41:51 Babs, please! Bunty.
00:41:53 Stop it! Wait!
00:41:55 Stop!
00:42:02 Stop it!
00:42:05 Something is wrong here.
00:42:11 Strange boxes arrive.
00:42:15 but she isn't taken to the chop.
00:42:17 Don't you see?
00:42:21 They're going to kill us all!
00:42:26 Heavy alert!
00:42:29 She didn't mean that, gals.
00:42:33 What are you doing?
00:42:36 Let go!
00:42:37 I've met some hard-boiled eggs before,
00:42:42 Meaning what?
00:42:45 In America we have a rule:
00:42:48 don't mention death!
00:42:51 Funny. Over here the rule is:
00:42:54 It's been working like a charm.
00:42:57 You want them to perform,
00:43:01 You mean lie?
00:43:03 Here we go again.
00:43:05 Know what your problem is?
00:43:09 Why? Because I'm honest?
00:43:11 I care about them.
00:43:15 doesn't know about.
00:43:19 I never will.
00:44:12 What's all this?
00:44:15 Here she is.
00:44:18 That's biblical.
00:44:21 Solid as a rock.
00:44:26 It's supposed to do that.
00:44:28 Perfect, guys.
00:44:30 How's that egg coming?
00:44:32 This is a double yolker.
00:44:44 I don't see what it has to do with...
00:44:48 We've been working hard. Let's relax
00:44:53 Look at him!
00:44:56 Good heavens!
00:44:58 What's happening?
00:44:59 That's called a beat. Feel it
00:45:02 pulsing through your body?
00:45:05 Oh yes. Who'd have guessed?
00:45:07 Then go with it, baby!
00:45:13 Look, I'm going with it!
00:45:15 Bunty, what's got into you?
00:45:18 Same thing that's got into you.
00:45:23 Just go with the flow.
00:45:33 I don't recall
00:45:37 Shut up and dance.
00:45:46 What are you sobbing about,
00:45:50 Little moments like this...
00:45:52 it's what makes the job
00:45:58 Want to dance?
00:46:04 Yeah, all right.
00:46:50 Did you see that? I flew!
00:46:53 Atta girl, Babsy! Atta girl.
00:46:56 Your wing! It's better!
00:47:00 How about that?
00:47:02 You can fly for us tomorrow.
00:47:05 Yeah, so it seems.
00:47:08 I flew!
00:47:11 I owe you an apology.
00:47:13 I didn't think you cared,
00:47:17 Well, it seems I was wrong.
00:47:20 Easy, Miss Hard-Boiled.
00:47:23 I might think you're turning soft.
00:47:30 Listen.
00:47:42 No! You'd better wait.
00:48:09 That's champion...
00:48:12 A pie machine, you idiot. Chickens
00:48:15 go in. Pies come out.
00:48:20 Apple.
00:48:21 My favorite.
00:48:23 Chicken pies, you lummox!
00:48:28 In less than a fortnight, every grocer
00:48:33 of Mrs. Tweedy's
00:48:37 Just "Mrs."? - Woman's touch.
00:48:43 Oh, right. How does it work?
00:48:45 Get me a chicken,
00:48:50 I know just the one.
00:48:56 I've got a score to settle with you.
00:48:59 Bloomin' heck! They've got Ginger!
00:49:07 We mustn't panic! We mustn't panic!
00:49:14 Quiet, I say!
00:49:17 The enemy has a prisoner.
00:49:20 for retaliation! Retaliation!
00:49:25 They got Ginger.
00:49:29 What are you waiting for, laddie?
00:49:31 Fly over there. Save her.
00:49:33 Of course! No!
00:49:35 Just what they'd expect.
00:49:40 And catch Jerry
00:49:43 I like that. What's the plan?
00:49:45 The plan...
00:49:48 The plan... Babs!
00:49:50 Give me that thing.
00:50:07 Look at the size of that thing.
00:50:14 Oh, no.
00:50:17 Chickens go in,
00:50:19 pies come out.
00:50:25 Chicken pies. Not apple pies.
00:50:28 Chicken!
00:50:37 Great! Brilliant!
00:50:39 Yo! Baby doll!
00:50:41 I'm coming!
00:50:45 I'm still coming!
00:50:49 I'm getting there.
00:50:53 Shoot!
00:50:57 I'll be down before you can say...
00:51:00 mixed vegetables?
00:51:24 D'oh! Get it?
00:51:25 Dough.
00:51:28 Nothing to it.
00:51:46 Hang on.
00:51:52 Look out.
00:52:26 It's like an oven in here.
00:52:38 Come on!
00:52:43 Wait!
00:52:45 Go over to the...
00:52:58 The door! Come on!
00:53:23 She's gonna blow! Run!
00:53:31 What did you do,
00:53:44 Turn it off!
00:54:12 We've got to show the others. Come on!
00:54:24 Look. I fixed it.
00:54:30 Chicken pies?
00:54:33 Yes, but...
00:54:34 I don't want to be a pie!
00:54:37 I don't like gravy.
00:54:40 Ladies,
00:54:43 Lose our heads?
00:54:53 What I meant was, Rocky sabotaged
00:54:58 And better still,
00:55:02 Once we see how,
00:55:05 So don't worry. Tomorrow everything
00:55:21 Alright, Pops,
00:55:23 A very brave and honorable deed.
00:55:28 In the light of your action today,
00:55:31 I dutifully admit
00:55:36 I present you
00:55:42 And I salute you.
00:55:48 In honor of this occasion,
00:55:50 I surrender the bunk entirely.
00:55:52 I shall sleep under the stars.
00:55:59 I await tomorrow's flying
00:56:07 You and me both, Pops.
00:56:19 Oh, were you...?
00:56:22 Since you're here...
00:56:26 You go first.
00:56:30 I just wanted to say, I may have been
00:56:35 What I really mean is...
00:56:39 thank you
00:56:40 for saving my life.
00:56:43 For saving our lives.
00:56:46 You know,
00:56:50 and look at that hill, imagining
00:56:54 It's funny...
00:56:57 I've never actually felt grass
00:57:02 I'm rambling on about grass,
00:57:09 It's just that...
00:57:12 life, as I've experienced it,
00:57:16 lone free-ranging and stuff...
00:57:19 It's full of disappointments.
00:57:22 So grass isn't all
00:57:25 Grass! Exactly.
00:57:30 And then you get there,
00:57:32 and it's brown and prickly.
00:57:40 What I'm trying to say is...
00:57:46 you're welcome.
00:57:49 You know, that hill is looking closer
00:58:00 Good night, Rocky.
00:58:05 Good night,
00:58:06 Ginger.
00:58:31 Company, attention!
00:58:40 Today's the day, girls.
00:58:46 Finally, we get to see
00:58:49 Start warming up. I'll go get him.
00:58:52 Rocky? Knock, knock.
00:58:55 Everyone's waiting, so I told them...
01:00:49 A cannon.
01:00:50 That'd give you a thrust.
01:00:54 In fact, I'm not even sure
01:01:00 What's the next plan?
01:01:02 Face it. The only way we get out
01:01:08 Perhaps he just went on holiday.
01:01:12 from your infernal knitting!
01:01:17 You always hit him.
01:01:21 Don't push me, four-eyes!
01:01:24 Quiet!
01:01:26 Quiet, I say! Dissention
01:01:29 in the ranks. Just what Jerry wants.
01:01:33 A proper squadron work together,
01:01:36 just like we did in my RAF days.
01:01:39 Jocko at the stick, Flappy at the map,
01:01:43 Wingco would give the call, hop in
01:01:48 That's how you get medals!
01:01:50 Will you shut up
01:02:01 How dare you!
01:02:04 Forgive me.
01:02:29 Everyone, shut up!
01:02:43 What exactly is the RAF?
01:02:46 What do you mean?
01:02:48 The Royal Air Force is what.
01:02:51 Then what's the "old crate"?
01:02:57 There she is!
01:03:01 Gorgeous, isn't she? - You mean,
01:03:05 Beautifully built. In fact,
01:03:09 We were on a reconnaissance flight,
01:03:14 Yes... of course.
01:03:17 We may be able to pull this off.
01:03:20 We're still flying out of here.
01:03:23 Fowler's provided the answer.
01:03:28 Oh, yes. Of course I have.
01:03:31 How have I?
01:03:32 We'll make a crate.
01:03:36 Mac,
01:03:38 you'll handle engineering.
01:03:40 Babs, manufacturing.
01:03:42 Fowler is
01:03:44 Bunty, eggs.
01:03:46 Eggs?
01:03:48 Right. Like the ones
01:03:51 Only roosters don't lay eggs, do they?
01:03:54 Don't they? - It's a lady thing,
01:03:59 One egg per item on the list.
01:04:01 First payment in advance.
01:04:18 What the dickens?
01:04:22 Oh, gnomes now!
01:05:16 Eggs from heaven!
01:05:52 Idiot!
01:05:54 That was close. Too close.
01:05:58 We can't stop now.
01:06:02 Go, go!
01:06:07 Mac! We need the calculations quick.
01:06:09 Agnes, that has to be really secure.
01:06:12 Careful up there, Fowler!
01:06:15 Bunty, give him a hand.
01:06:19 No problem, dollface.
01:07:06 Ah, boy.
01:07:14 Come on.
01:07:18 Please!
01:07:24 Oh, no.
01:07:25 He's fixed it.
01:07:33 Get the chickens.
01:07:35 Which ones?
01:07:37 All of them!
01:07:46 My tools!
01:07:50 Thieving little buggers.
01:07:52 What's the plan?
01:07:58 Attack!
01:08:01 Nice plan.
01:08:12 The chickens are revolting!
01:08:15 Finally, something we agree on.
01:08:18 Help!
01:08:25 Under the hut!
01:08:34 What have we done?
01:08:37 We're escaping!
01:08:39 What? Now?
01:08:41 Now!
01:08:42 But she's not ready.
01:08:45 We either die free chickens
01:08:51 Are those the only choices?
01:08:54 Scramble!
01:09:48 The exits are located here and here.
01:09:51 In the likely event of an emergency,
01:09:56 ...and kiss your bum goodbye.
01:09:58 Okay, Fowler. Ready for takeoff.
01:10:01 Behind you all the way.
01:10:05 You're supposed to be up there.
01:10:09 Don't be ridiculous.
01:10:13 But back in your day...
01:10:16 644 Squadron, poultry division.
01:10:21 You mean you never flew the plane?
01:10:24 Good heavens, no. I'm a chicken.
01:10:29 The Royal Air Force doesn't let
01:10:34 We're all gonna die.
01:10:38 You always talk about
01:10:40 Well, today is your day.
01:10:44 You can do it, you old sausage.
01:10:50 Wing Commander T.I. Fowler,
01:10:57 What're you waiting for?
01:11:02 Fowler, now!
01:11:04 Roger! Contact!
01:11:18 Cleared for takeoff!
01:11:27 Chocks away!
01:11:39 Full throttle!
01:12:04 We need more power!
01:12:06 I can't work miracles.
01:12:08 We're givin' her all she's got!
01:12:19 Gotcha!
01:12:21 Hard right!
01:12:24 Oh, mother.
01:12:32 Turn her around.
01:12:48 Put the ramp down!
01:12:53 You are going to be a pie.
01:13:30 Look out!
01:13:32 Clear the runway!
01:13:55 Let's go!
01:14:00 We're flying!
01:14:16 That's for leaving.
01:14:19 And this is for coming back.
01:14:27 Great Scott! What was that?
01:14:29 A cling-on!
01:14:31 The engines can't take it!
01:14:37 My goodness!
01:14:39 Babs! Scissors!
01:14:45 Lower me down.
01:14:48 Increase velocity!
01:14:50 What's that mean?
01:15:07 Lower!
01:15:17 Look out!
01:15:38 Fire! Fire!
01:15:43 My eggs!
01:15:54 More ammo! Hurry!
01:15:56 We got no more eggs!
01:15:58 Look out!
01:16:08 No!
01:16:27 Bombs away!
01:16:29 Mr. Tweedy!
01:16:32 That was good! That was good!
01:16:37 The old bird bought it!
01:17:15 I told you they was organized.
01:17:29 We did it, everyone!
01:17:55 Keep pedaling. We're not there yet.
01:18:02 You can't see paradise
01:18:08 Put your drumsticks into it.
01:18:14 That's what I told them. We were
01:18:20 A lovely holiday.
01:18:25 Safety at all times is imperative.
01:18:28 Wind her up and let her go.
01:18:32 So...
01:18:34 Is it as good as you imagined?
01:18:38 It's better.
01:18:42 I'll show you how to play cricket.
01:18:49 Here's a thought.
01:18:51 Let's get an egg
01:18:54 We'll have all the eggs we can eat.
01:18:58 We'll need a chicken then.
01:19:02 That's where the chicken comes from.
01:19:05 No. Without the chicken
01:19:08 From a chicken...
01:19:11 But you need an egg to have a chicken.
01:19:13 You got to get the chicken first
01:19:18 Then you get the chicken.
01:19:20 Hang on. Let's go over this again.
01:22:59 The egg, obviously.
01:23:01 Rolling along happily, then crack!
01:23:05 But where'd the egg come from?
01:23:08 What do you mean? - Egg comes rolling
01:23:14 where'd it come from without
01:23:19 Without an egg to hatch the chicken
01:23:25 to lay the first egg. - Have we got
01:23:31 What about the first chicken?
01:23:35 Guys!
01:23:38 I'm trying to enjoy paradise.
01:23:40 Sorry, guv.
01:23:44 Thanks.
01:23:46 Gitface.
01:23:48 Thinks he's such a big shot
01:23:52 These show biz folk
01:23:54 - Yeah, the rats
01:23:57 - We do all the work,
01:24:00 - He gets everything.
01:24:02 - You said it, mate.