37 2 Le Matin Betty Blue

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00:00:50 BETTY BLUE
00:03:47 I had known Betty for a week.
00:03:50 We made love every night.
00:03:52 The forecast was for storms.
00:04:56 Saved!
00:05:19 Now for a nice little shower!
00:05:53 First time we've met in daylight.
00:05:58 You're much too early!
00:06:01 So what? How do I look?
00:06:09 What do you think?
00:06:13 Do I please you?
00:06:25 Eating all that chili by yourself?
00:06:29 In this heat? You're mad.
00:06:31 I'll eat chili no matter
00:06:38 Me too, I'm starving!
00:06:42 Glad to see me?
00:06:49 They're all bastards!
00:06:52 Who?
00:06:54 Forget it. Kiss me!
00:07:02 All bastards!
00:07:05 No wonder a girl
00:07:08 Wait, explain, I don't get you.
00:07:10 Why don't you ever listen to me?
00:07:13 I do listen! I'm listening!
00:07:20 I expect more
00:07:29 To think I spent a year in that dump
00:07:33 wiping tables and dodging drunks
00:07:37 just to get felt up
00:07:41 I've got to start
00:07:43 I split. Anyway, I was fired.
00:07:47 Can't even buy a train ticket.
00:08:13 She was a flower with
00:08:19 Not many girls could dress
00:08:29 I saw that girl again yesterday.
00:08:37 It's not right
00:08:41 I think she was looking for you.
00:08:44 Was it you Zorg, huh?
00:08:46 A girl in a little apron,
00:08:52 A girl something like that?
00:09:09 Jesus fucking Christ!
00:09:13 Yes, old George,
00:09:24 I've changed my mind,
00:09:51 You've torn a page
00:09:53 - What do you think?
00:09:56 That reassures me.
00:10:37 Hold on... Hold on a second!
00:10:44 Down in one.
00:10:46 Down in one...
00:11:06 I can't get up!
00:11:14 I need to take a piss.
00:11:21 Don't press on my bladder.
00:11:32 I'm happy being with you.
00:11:38 I'd like to stay with you if I can.
00:11:44 Well, I think you can.
00:11:47 I've got no wife, no kids.
00:11:54 We've got a nice pad.
00:11:58 I have an OK job. I do repairs.
00:12:03 I'm confident...
00:12:12 I didn't want explanations.
00:12:16 I only wanted to kiss her
00:12:19 as long as her bladder held out.
00:12:51 Who is that guy? Wake up!
00:12:54 Who is he?
00:12:58 Wait, I'll be right back.
00:13:01 How are you? Excuse me,
00:13:08 I don't wear underwear either.
00:13:13 I'll get you some coffee.
00:13:15 I have to make it first.
00:13:17 I'll do it. You get dressed.
00:13:22 Is it because of that girl
00:13:25 that you're still in
00:13:28 10 o'clock already?
00:13:30 You're fantastic. It's 11!
00:13:34 She mustn't make you forget, see?
00:13:37 She mustn't make you forget
00:13:40 why you're here, why I house you
00:13:47 I'll boil some water.
00:13:51 Shit!
00:13:53 This isn't her fault at all, honestly.
00:13:56 Coffee keeps its flavor better
00:14:00 Yes, it is better.
00:14:07 Fancy a snort?
00:14:08 No, thanks very much.
00:14:15 Always moisten the grounds first.
00:14:20 All I have to do is to run an ad
00:14:25 to get loads of guys for your job,
00:14:30 I've had you a long time
00:14:35 But I don't think you can
00:14:39 and do your job right.
00:14:42 Know what I mean?
00:14:45 See how it swells up?
00:14:49 George told you about her?
00:14:51 You let everyone see!
00:14:53 He could've told you
00:14:57 The housework, shopping, everything!
00:15:03 Saves me lots of time!
00:15:08 she does it for free.
00:15:13 So you want me to just forget it.
00:15:16 I did oversleep today,
00:15:20 Especially after coffee!
00:15:25 Tell me when.
00:15:33 Slap some paint
00:15:37 They look like hell!
00:15:39 They sure would look better.
00:15:48 There may be a way...
00:15:53 Can you and your girl do it?
00:15:55 That'd take
00:15:58 We'd still be at it
00:16:01 When you're in love, what's time?
00:16:07 OK, but how will you pay her?
00:16:13 You're crazy! You just asked me
00:16:19 How can I make ends meet
00:16:26 Just do it at your own pace!
00:16:31 Get to work! I'll order
00:16:38 Don't worry, just plug away!
00:16:40 And don't forget
00:16:56 Who was that fat slob?
00:16:59 The owner.
00:17:00 What did he want?
00:17:03 Nothing, he just wants us
00:17:07 Terrific! I love to paint!
00:17:13 500 bungalows. 500 fronts.
00:17:17 1,500 sides.
00:17:21 Just a little paint job!
00:17:24 Are you two going to repaint
00:17:28 Should repaint the people too!
00:17:31 Now shut your big mouth, George!
00:17:35 Hell, are you mad at me?
00:17:37 How did you guess?
00:17:40 Don't talk about it in front of Betty!
00:17:51 I just told those nice folks
00:18:02 What shall I paint?
00:18:04 The shutters.
00:18:07 - What's bugging you?
00:18:10 The winner helps the other.
00:18:27 Ready!
00:18:28 I hope she doesn't fall!
00:18:31 She won't. She's young!
00:18:57 I win!
00:19:01 I'll help you now!
00:19:02 OK, go ahead!
00:19:21 What a drag!
00:19:26 Shit!
00:19:30 You goofed!
00:19:32 What's wrong?
00:19:33 My fault. I forgot to tell you
00:19:39 The brush is too big.
00:19:40 Now it looks as if
00:19:43 But who cares?
00:19:45 ''Who cares?''
00:19:47 You're not going to paint
00:19:50 You want to do
00:19:55 You really are
00:19:59 What do you expect?
00:20:04 Go on, I'll hold the bucket.
00:20:53 Fallen asleep again?
00:21:21 Sleepy warm slug...
00:21:48 Ready?
00:21:55 Smile! Hold the roller higher!
00:22:14 It's terrific!
00:22:16 - I look awful!
00:22:19 We're fed up with painting.
00:22:22 Stop, we've already got 50, Betty.
00:22:29 Let's have a beer.
00:22:31 That fat slob again!
00:22:33 You sure are working hard!
00:22:36 What do you expect?
00:22:39 You're fantastic! We'll see
00:22:45 What did he just say?
00:22:47 He didn't say anything!
00:22:49 What do you mean, ''the pace''?
00:22:52 Don't worry, my dear young lady,
00:22:56 I'm not asking you to do it
00:23:01 Just keep fanning yourself.
00:23:05 To do what non-stop?
00:23:07 All the bungalows.
00:23:09 He's kidding!
00:23:13 Do I act like it?
00:23:14 I'll think it over!
00:23:18 Betty! Stop!
00:23:21 You're insane!
00:23:23 I don't mind painting your crate!
00:23:25 Makes it look more sporty!
00:23:27 But I won't paint your shacks!
00:23:30 She's insane!
00:23:32 One wipe and it'll be like new!
00:23:38 Got to forgive her,
00:23:43 I'm sure she's sorry!
00:23:51 I'll even paint
00:23:55 No, the light company
00:24:12 Hi! It's me!
00:24:14 What did you tell that asshole?
00:24:18 Look, he wouldn't let you stay
00:24:21 It's murder
00:24:26 In a way, yes.
00:24:27 ''In a way''!
00:24:30 We should cut
00:24:33 - How would that help?
00:24:36 I'll paint the whole town pink
00:24:38 just to stay with you, kitten!
00:24:41 You're nuts! Look what shit
00:24:46 You let him screw you and for what?
00:24:49 We're all in the same boat!
00:24:51 Stop talking bullshit!
00:24:54 How can I love you
00:24:57 We're only learning
00:25:00 See the wind outside,
00:25:05 Papers from the North one day,
00:25:10 always the same bullshit
00:25:13 Now look, we've got
00:25:16 so it's you who's nuts!
00:25:18 You nerd! Something's always
00:25:24 You're a dumb bitch!
00:25:38 Always something wrong with a guy!
00:25:45 It's dark in here,
00:25:48 I'm fed up!
00:25:52 I'm going to fix your house up
00:26:00 Look at all this shit!
00:26:06 I'll fucking show you!
00:26:08 Not that one, Betty!
00:26:10 Why is it so special?
00:26:11 Sentimental attachment.
00:26:17 What's all that?
00:26:18 Hitler's memoirs.
00:26:24 Did you write this?
00:26:26 Yeah. Ages ago.
00:26:33 You wrote that many pages?
00:26:35 Yeah, but it's nothing,
00:26:39 About what?
00:26:40 Just stuff...
00:26:43 No one forgets stuff like that!
00:26:47 Won't you come to bed now?
00:26:52 You can't start reading that now!
00:26:55 You'll see if I can't!
00:27:02 The numbers on the covers
00:27:05 That's right.
00:27:12 Betty was the first one
00:27:15 quiet at last...
00:27:18 At 30, you begin to know
00:27:19 what life's about,
00:28:41 Want some coffee?
00:28:52 One lump or two?
00:28:56 Two lumps then.
00:29:04 I'm going to work now.
00:29:10 Do you like it?
00:29:19 Oh it's you!
00:29:23 The Sistine Chapel!
00:29:25 Actually working! Will you do
00:29:30 Yeah, cover up your furniture!
00:29:32 I'll start now.
00:30:52 Is that you
00:30:56 Just squashing a mosquito.
00:30:58 Quit fooling around,
00:31:00 Look, you can see it squirming
00:31:04 Looks like the sun has got to you.
00:31:07 I felt tired earlier
00:31:11 Look at my little girl.
00:31:14 That's your little girl?
00:31:17 What do you expect?
00:31:24 What's this? Is it my birthday?
00:31:27 No, baby, just dinner for two.
00:31:31 - What is it?
00:31:33 I'll pour your wine.
00:31:38 Some spread!
00:31:49 I'm dreaming!
00:31:53 Taste it!
00:31:56 Like it?
00:32:00 I know that smell.
00:32:04 Turkey with chestnuts!
00:32:06 Love it. Ideal in this season!
00:32:13 What's the occasion?
00:32:15 Wait, let me look at you.
00:32:19 When I think you wrote that!
00:32:22 I've never read anything like it!
00:32:25 You don't realize.
00:32:28 Now I see why you came to this hole.
00:32:33 To think you paint shacks
00:32:37 This world wasn't
00:32:40 We'll see about that. Kiss me.
00:32:47 I hadn't come to that hole to write.
00:32:50 It was later
00:32:54 So I could feel alive.
00:32:56 Mornings you start at 11
00:33:00 It's too hot! But I work
00:33:07 That's the end of that!
00:33:10 Who are you to talk
00:33:12 I'm not talking to you!
00:33:14 Guess who you are talking to?
00:33:16 The greatest writer alive, fat ass!
00:33:20 Doesn't show on his face!
00:33:27 Take a good look, schmuck!
00:33:30 Shut up, you!
00:33:38 She's a real hellcat!
00:33:40 Not hurt, are you?
00:33:41 You asshole!
00:33:47 I don't ever want
00:34:03 I think I'll go to work now.
00:34:06 Hey, Betty,
00:34:17 She's in a real frenzy!
00:34:21 She loves housework!
00:34:26 There goes the casserole!
00:34:29 The ironing board!
00:34:31 The record player!
00:34:33 My Gershwin record!
00:34:35 Frankly...
00:34:41 I wouldn't want
00:34:44 I don't blame you.
00:34:50 She's almost through.
00:34:52 Your pad will look very Zen now!
00:35:31 OK. Are you coming?
00:35:37 You're insane!
00:36:34 What? I can't hear!
00:36:39 I love you! I love you!
00:36:41 Once more!
00:36:42 I love you! I love you!
00:36:46 I love him!
00:36:59 We could've taken the train!
00:37:01 This is adventure!
00:37:03 Who is she?
00:37:04 My best friend.
00:37:10 What if she's not home?
00:37:12 We'll visit Montmartre!
00:37:25 Isn't it great? The Marne.
00:37:30 with the barges and the ducks.
00:37:36 Hey, the tap's leaking!
00:37:38 Everything's going to pot
00:37:44 Hey, you've chosen number 13.
00:37:48 It's no 5-star hotel,
00:37:51 The room's been free a week
00:37:56 I live just downstairs.
00:38:00 Can we rent it?
00:38:01 Rent it? Of course you can.
00:38:03 I'd rather have tenants like you.
00:38:05 Number 13.
00:38:07 - There's a double bed too.
00:38:14 The base needs changing.
00:38:17 It's good to see you.
00:38:21 Don't worry.
00:38:24 Me? There? With you?
00:38:26 All three of us? With you?
00:38:29 Want a cuddle? A little cuddle?
00:38:32 Oh, kisses... Me too...
00:38:40 We'll get out of your hair soon.
00:38:43 You can stay as long as you like.
00:38:47 You know that.
00:38:49 Tell me, haven't you got a man
00:38:53 Some days I do, some days I don't.
00:39:00 I've got my dog.
00:39:02 Wait... Wait... There!
00:39:06 Fetch!
00:39:08 I'd love to. But you know men.
00:39:17 Hey, Rusty! Look!
00:39:22 The one who gets through my door
00:39:27 Well, have you got your bearings?
00:39:30 And the rent?
00:39:32 Could you do odd jobs there
00:39:35 You bet! I'm a plumber!
00:39:37 A plumber? Great!
00:39:42 I'll buy the stuff!
00:39:43 No, I'll swipe it
00:40:03 What are you doing?
00:40:05 Not even a masterpiece
00:40:08 Can you type?
00:40:11 You plan to type all that?
00:40:13 Good luck, sweetie!
00:40:18 - How far are you?
00:40:24 Go away, you confuse me!
00:41:36 A little drop of water...
00:41:39 Shit, the tap's leaking.
00:41:47 Lisa's out again tonight.
00:41:50 Still like it as much?
00:41:52 Don't you worry.
00:41:54 I may never get published, Betty.
00:41:57 Are you kidding?
00:41:58 It's a strange world, baby.
00:42:02 Won't you eat now?
00:42:05 I've boiled some eggs for you!
00:42:07 I don't have time!
00:42:17 Why stare at me so?
00:42:19 I think you're beautiful.
00:42:21 Then come and kiss me.
00:44:59 What are you doing?
00:45:01 Repairing the tap. It leaks.
00:45:06 Aren't you cold?
00:45:08 I'm not very warm.
00:45:10 How's Betty doing?
00:45:11 She's progressing.
00:45:19 And you?
00:45:22 Your eyes are shining.
00:45:25 Oh, Zorg. I just got laid!
00:45:28 Really laid!
00:45:33 Don't laugh!
00:45:36 Who is he?
00:45:38 You'll meet him!
00:45:45 Time for bed.
00:45:47 For me too.
00:45:50 Smell anything burning?
00:45:54 No, why?
00:45:59 Rusty, come on!
00:46:17 Zorg, come here!
00:46:24 Guess what I'm typing?
00:46:28 ''THE END''
00:46:40 You've got me all wrong.
00:46:42 You're a writer, not a plumber!
00:46:47 Don't be so dumb!
00:46:50 I don't care, but
00:46:54 See this list? All the publishers
00:46:59 All of them!
00:47:01 I think I'll go buy a racing mag.
00:47:11 What'll it be?
00:47:13 - Tequila.
00:47:19 Pernod then.
00:47:30 Make it a triple.
00:47:45 Hey, are we on the banks
00:47:48 How many rooms? 13?
00:47:50 13 rooms on the banks of the Marne
00:47:54 Just bend down to pick it up.
00:48:00 - You're no hunchback.
00:48:02 You're no hunchback,
00:48:05 Come on, drink up, it's chianti.
00:48:07 And there's Parma ham, mortadella
00:48:12 And Smyrna olives...
00:48:22 Is this a turbo?
00:48:23 No, it's a UFO.
00:48:26 - Is it yours?
00:48:28 Costs a lot!
00:48:31 It's got ABS...
00:48:34 Great brakes!
00:48:36 And it can do 150 mph!
00:48:39 My dad has one!
00:48:40 Your dad has an old crate,
00:48:49 There's Zorg!
00:48:54 - And the racing mag?
00:48:57 Lovejoy, Baby Shark
00:49:00 Lovejoy out!
00:49:07 You're Zorg?
00:49:09 Eddy Sayolle.
00:49:10 Is he your wonder boy?
00:49:14 Is that your UFO outside?
00:49:17 You bet! Beautiful, isn't she?
00:49:19 Some kids are taking her apart.
00:49:22 Better just give 'em the keys!
00:49:24 You're kidding!
00:49:29 How about a ride
00:49:34 No, we have to mail
00:49:41 The ass she's got!
00:49:46 Be good!
00:49:49 I've got a better idea.
00:49:52 Tequila rapido!
00:49:56 Tequila rapido!
00:49:59 You take a towel and a glass,
00:50:03 and tequila and Schweppes.
00:50:15 Say a prayer!
00:50:17 They'll print it, Betty!
00:50:27 Off it goes!
00:50:29 So you write books!
00:50:38 Do you make any bread
00:50:42 Sometimes!
00:50:47 You've got it made!
00:50:51 You write, then go get the cash!
00:51:00 And what is your... branch?
00:51:09 Historical novels!
00:51:21 Is that joint yours?
00:51:26 Yes, Pizza Stromboli!
00:51:30 Eddy's Pizza Parlour!
00:51:40 I forget what kind
00:51:43 Science fiction!
00:52:08 Shit!
00:52:10 What's wrong?
00:52:11 Nothing but rubbish in the post.
00:52:13 It's only been 4 days.
00:52:18 Let's have a cuddle.
00:52:20 Yeah, let's have a cuddle.
00:52:24 - Upstairs.
00:52:26 - Upstairs!
00:52:29 It's always the same each time.
00:53:05 Do you at least trust me?
00:53:32 Betty, come and see!
00:53:38 What's going on?
00:53:44 We're sinking into debauchery!
00:53:51 Fantastic!
00:53:55 Don't mess up my stuff!
00:53:58 He's moving in, OK?
00:54:05 Don't touch!
00:54:06 Do they make 'em for men too?
00:54:09 Try one on!
00:54:12 It's the only thing
00:54:15 100% silk!
00:54:20 Feels sexy!
00:54:23 Open the bottles!
00:54:51 No mail on Sunday.
00:54:56 Have some coffee...
00:55:00 and a croissant.
00:55:03 That's the way things go, huh?
00:55:10 I've got a job for you two.
00:55:13 Like what?
00:55:14 ''Like what''! A job!
00:55:23 Where's my Milanese?
00:55:26 Don't forget those aperitifs
00:55:32 Did you get N 3?
00:55:34 This... is yours!
00:55:36 Is it always like this?
00:55:37 - And 9?
00:55:39 Between 8 and 10 usually.
00:55:43 Those drinks!
00:55:48 Doing OK?
00:55:50 - Did you get 9?
00:55:52 The fat lady!
00:55:53 May we order? Really!
00:55:59 Where are the toilets?
00:56:04 Give me a Neapolitan,
00:56:08 No, hold on...
00:56:11 Have the most expensive one.
00:56:16 A Margarita.
00:56:19 Are there anchovies
00:56:22 - Sorry?
00:56:24 A Margarita with anchovies then.
00:56:28 There's ham in it.
00:56:30 Where does it say that?
00:56:31 It's not written in the stars.
00:56:34 Honestly,
00:56:37 Get yourself
00:56:42 She's totally crazy!
00:56:45 Calm down. Have you considered
00:56:52 Come on, smile!
00:56:56 I've had it!
00:56:58 That bitch at No 5!
00:57:01 I'll handle her!
00:57:06 Is there some problem?
00:57:07 Is that girl an idiot or what?
00:57:10 I said pizza with anchovies,
00:57:13 Try some pimento sauce on it.
00:57:16 No, now give me what I ordered!
00:57:22 Mine is great! No problem!
00:57:24 What do you need?
00:57:25 Do you know nouvelle cuisine?
00:57:27 That's just crap!
00:57:29 Wait till you see my repel cuisine!
00:57:33 You pick out the worst
00:57:38 stinky junk,
00:57:41 a little tomato,
00:57:45 an old cheese rind,
00:57:50 one olive,
00:57:52 and there you are!
00:57:54 Now add a little sunshine!
00:57:56 I forgot the best part!
00:57:58 - Oh shit!
00:58:03 How's your pizza?
00:58:05 Hot!
00:58:06 It's you that's hot!
00:58:09 You're turning me on!
00:58:10 Look out for your blouse!
00:58:13 Doesn't matter.
00:58:21 - What's wrong?
00:58:25 I'm OK, just tired.
00:58:35 Goodbye and thank you!
00:58:45 A madhouse.
00:58:54 What kind of books do you write?
00:58:56 Detective novels.
00:58:59 - Any answer yet?
00:59:03 Shut up!
00:59:06 You're insane! Call the manager!
00:59:09 What's wrong?
00:59:10 The service was rotten
00:59:13 And now this little fool
00:59:16 I'll pay their bill!
00:59:18 Keep out of this!
00:59:23 You're crazy!
00:59:25 Insane!
00:59:27 You should have her locked up!
00:59:29 Throw them out, Eddy!
00:59:51 What's the matter?
00:59:53 Nothing, she'll be OK.
00:59:55 Shit, tell me what happened!
00:59:57 Leave me alone with her!
00:59:59 Put water on her face.
01:00:03 I'll get some.
01:00:04 Beat it, Eddy! Shit!
01:00:12 I'm here now, sweetheart.
01:00:21 It's over now.
01:01:13 Is she sleeping?
01:01:16 Of course she's sleeping.
01:01:25 What was it? Is she sick?
01:01:28 Look, don't you ever get mad?
01:01:30 Mad, yes, but that scared me!
01:01:34 Now don't say it was nothing!
01:01:37 She almost killed that woman!
01:01:39 Bullshit!
01:01:46 With your royalties...
01:01:48 Shit, stop bugging me
01:01:52 I've only written one
01:01:57 And I doubt I could write
01:02:02 I thought...
01:02:04 You thought what?
01:02:05 She told you that?
01:02:07 She found a manuscript
01:02:10 Keeps waiting
01:02:13 That drives her nuts.
01:02:19 She may be right.
01:02:22 About what?
01:02:24 That you're a genius.
01:02:27 You bet! Read this, toots!
01:02:33 ''United Books.
01:02:36 ''Sorry no. Amusing, but
01:02:42 ''You deliberately
01:02:44 Who is this queer?
01:02:48 Hide that quick!
01:02:53 How are you today?
01:03:00 What's wrong with him?
01:03:01 Something he can't swallow.
01:03:04 I see. Well, I feel great!
01:03:11 Any mail yet?
01:03:13 I didn't look.
01:03:32 Betty was a wild horse
01:03:36 jumping over a wall
01:03:40 What she thought was a meadow
01:03:41 was a gloomy pen.
01:03:47 She was not made for that.
01:03:54 ''I've read everything, but nothing
01:03:56 ''like what you had
01:04:00 ''Your writing shows
01:04:03 ''I return this nauseating flower
01:04:08 ''Rely on me for publicity.
01:04:10 ''Leave that thing
01:04:13 ''in the quagmire of your brain.
01:04:17 ''Sincerely yours, Thomas Colas.''
01:04:26 That's just part of the game.
01:04:29 We're bound to run into morons.
01:04:32 It won't kill us.
01:04:37 It's not important, my love.
01:04:43 OK, it's not important.
00:00:03 Anything wrong?
00:00:05 No, just to see if my IUD is OK.
00:00:11 I'll put some make-up on first.
00:00:14 I love to look at old magazines,
00:00:18 I look silly, give me my jacket!
00:00:21 But I look good in it!
00:00:23 Is this it? There's no plaque!
00:00:28 Stop it, he's not deaf!
00:00:37 My wife has an appointment.
00:00:39 Did you write this?
00:00:42 You recognize this, don't you?
00:00:45 Who signed this?
00:00:48 Shitty asshole publisher!
00:00:50 Yes, I'm mad as hell!
00:00:52 I'll clean it all up.
00:00:54 You shithead!
00:00:56 Tell him what you think!
00:00:58 I don't give a damn
00:01:01 In your writing
00:01:04 you show no notion of good taste!
00:01:07 And you think you do!
00:01:09 Get out! This is my home!
00:01:12 Stop making a scene!
00:01:14 You're mad!
00:01:21 She's insane!
00:01:23 Quick, Betty. Hurry up.
00:01:26 You're totally nuts!
00:01:27 Why do you always give in?
00:01:29 Forget assholes like him.
00:01:30 - Jesus, nothing ever touches you.
00:01:33 Well prove it then.
00:01:39 Pharistopoli
00:01:41 The best you'll find
00:01:45 - No, thank you, I don't drink.
00:01:49 Just for you then.
00:01:52 Where's that from?
00:01:54 Black olives, wrinkled ones,
00:01:57 There are two kinds:
00:01:59 the big wrinkled one
00:02:01 Good for pizzas.
00:02:02 No, for pizzas,
00:02:06 It's stuffed with pepper
00:02:10 The green one is pitted.
00:02:12 Pitted ones don't interest me.
00:02:15 That one's for you, Eddy.
00:02:18 Try the Rose of Cairo.
00:02:19 One more for Mr. Pharistopholi.
00:02:21 Pharistipoli, not Pharistopholi.
00:02:24 Here you go. Bottoms up.
00:02:27 Will you have another?
00:02:30 It's not bad.
00:02:33 I'll take...
00:02:34 - How much?
00:02:37 - What? 350 a kilo?
00:02:42 Take one, Zorg.
00:02:44 No, really, I don't drink.
00:02:46 Excuse me.
00:02:50 8 varieties in two halves,
00:02:53 2 times 8, 16.
00:02:54 Each of the 16 varieties
00:02:57 Honestly.
00:03:01 I'll have that one.
00:03:04 You spat on my nose.
00:03:06 I'll try the Purple Rose now.
00:03:08 The black one...
00:03:12 You haven't tried this one,
00:03:15 What am I talking about?
00:03:19 It's an olive.
00:03:20 I know that,
00:03:23 How about it, Zorg?
00:03:27 - You can't have the case.
00:03:30 You put on a real show
00:03:34 Hey! Cut it out! It's brand new.
00:03:37 Shit, cut it out!
00:03:39 Great, right in the eye.
00:03:42 Take it easy, Eddy.
00:03:44 There you go, sir.
00:03:51 Quit messing around.
00:03:53 What's wrong with her?
00:04:01 I can explain everything.
00:04:03 It's not really her fault.
00:04:08 In a way...
00:04:10 Don't tire yourself.
00:04:13 I noted down the charges
00:04:19 Quite a pretty girl,
00:04:23 She's not always like that.
00:04:26 She has fits, every month.
00:04:32 Don't push it too far.
00:04:34 No, of course not.
00:04:41 So you write novels, do you?
00:04:44 Yes, or rather I'm trying
00:04:53 They're all fucking assholes
00:04:58 I should know.
00:05:02 Stay there,
00:05:20 What do you think this is?
00:05:27 A manuscript.
00:05:38 Exactly!
00:05:42 I'm getting to like you.
00:05:45 You won't believe me
00:05:52 27. They're first-class assholes.
00:05:56 27 refusals.
00:06:00 When I think of all the years
00:06:05 All the best cases,
00:06:09 It's real dynamite.
00:06:11 Believe me, it hurts.
00:06:13 It hurts a lot. Trust me.
00:06:16 I trust you.
00:06:18 There are some dumb cops
00:06:22 So why are the publishers
00:06:24 Don't even try to understand them.
00:06:28 Publishers
00:06:34 Feel like a drink, old fellow?
00:06:36 You bet I do.
00:06:46 To future success!
00:06:52 When I think of those assholes
00:06:57 I can't say your friend's right,
00:07:00 but there again she's not wrong.
00:07:05 A good cop story full of sex!
00:07:08 That's the best kind.
00:07:11 When that asshole called,
00:07:14 I was glad.
00:07:16 She only scratched him.
00:07:20 8 stitches.
00:07:22 Do they think they rule the world?
00:07:29 Your book's sitting here
00:07:31 Like a plane ready to take off.
00:07:33 Believe you me,
00:07:37 I don't think so.
00:07:38 It will, I'm sure.
00:07:41 What about Betty?
00:07:47 Goddammit!
00:07:54 Can I go and get her?
00:07:56 Shit, you just don't understand.
00:07:59 Can't you see she did all this
00:08:02 I know,
00:08:06 Come on, you're a policeman.
00:08:09 It's not easy.
00:08:14 Okay, I get it.
00:08:16 No, hold on.
00:08:20 There may be a way.
00:08:25 Go on then, confess.
00:08:27 The guy would have to decide
00:08:33 It's that simple.
00:08:35 Who is it?
00:08:36 It's for The Book Show...
00:08:45 Right!
00:08:50 Fancy a drink, sweetie-pie?
00:08:54 Martini...
00:08:58 Here.
00:09:01 Nice place you've got here.
00:09:06 I'm not mad about the book.
00:09:09 I didn't particularly write it
00:09:12 So we'll just leave it there.
00:09:17 That girl
00:09:18 is the only good thing in my life.
00:09:20 Apart from her, there's nothing.
00:09:25 So you're not going
00:09:35 Remember just one thing:
00:09:45 Go on.
00:09:48 You got the wrong number.
00:09:53 There. Drink up, kiddies.
00:09:58 Give me your glass. Drink up.
00:10:03 - What's the toast to?
00:10:10 Life is fucking great!
00:10:12 I don't know why
00:10:15 It's family.
00:10:18 You can laugh
00:10:21 Just looking at you here
00:10:24 Look, my quiff's a mess,
00:10:29 Big kisses to you all.
00:10:31 Here's a kiss for you.
00:10:36 And you too, sweetheart.
00:10:38 Kiss your hero, he deserves it.
00:10:44 Break! Break!
00:10:47 I've an idea.
00:11:15 Come here, I'm all alone!
00:11:17 I'm coming, baby!
00:11:30 It's dy... it's na... it's mite...
00:11:48 The sauce!
00:11:51 I would've loved to be a rocker!
00:11:54 Shit, he's a real rocker!
00:12:01 Come and help me!
00:12:10 I'm not making it with cheap wine
00:12:23 Pizza Stromboli!
00:12:41 What's wrong, Eddy?
00:12:48 My mother's dead.
00:12:51 My mother's dead!
00:12:55 I feel awful!
00:13:03 Is this your only black tie?
00:13:08 I have to be there.
00:13:16 For the funeral.
00:13:19 You should get
00:13:27 I have to dress.
00:13:29 Give me my jacket.
00:13:35 No, sleep, and
00:13:40 560 miles.
00:13:43 You're nuts, you'll never
00:13:48 We won't let you go alone!
00:13:50 You don't realize!
00:13:56 Help him.
00:14:14 It's not funny.
00:14:16 Cut it out, it's not funny!
00:14:46 Hold on, it's just there.
00:14:48 There it is.
00:14:52 There. Drive across the square.
00:14:57 Drive, goddammit!
00:15:02 There! Just there!
00:15:11 - Are you...
00:15:15 Did she sell a lot?
00:15:17 That's not nice.
00:15:19 Well, are we going in?
00:15:55 It's all right...
00:18:20 What's all that noise?
00:18:21 It's not Christian!
00:18:23 It's OK. Forget it.
00:18:25 Your poor mother's upstairs!
00:18:27 It's Christian enough.
00:18:32 I didn't know you could play.
00:18:34 I can't. Just 2 or 3 things.
00:18:39 You're a funny girl.
00:18:43 I waited ages
00:18:47 You're the best thing
00:18:51 You're only saying that
00:18:56 If I'd written that book,
00:18:59 It's only bringing us trouble.
00:19:03 It's not because you wrote it.
00:19:08 Then why can't write anymore now?
00:19:12 Because you're a prize dumbbell.
00:19:15 Thank you.
00:19:20 You look tired.
00:19:23 I'm OK.
00:19:36 Did you see all those stars?
00:19:41 What's wrong?
00:19:42 Nothing, I'm fine.
00:19:44 You're feverish.
00:19:48 Where are you? Stay.
00:19:50 I'm here. What's wrong?
00:19:52 I won't leave you.
00:19:55 No, everything's fine, just fine.
00:20:06 Have you seen all those stars
00:20:09 It's because it's a clear night.
00:20:47 Pass me the Nuoc Man.
00:20:49 The what?
00:20:50 The sauce, Nuoc Man.
00:20:55 None left.
00:20:59 At least it was a nice day.
00:21:12 Sometimes I wish
00:21:31 A life isn't much.
00:21:35 Just 4 photos.
00:21:58 Like it here?
00:22:00 It's different!
00:22:06 I want to make you and Betty
00:22:11 Stay here and run the piano store.
00:22:14 See? I'm psychic!
00:22:20 Shall I go ask Betty?
00:22:22 Tell me, do you like the idea?
00:22:25 Yes I do.
00:22:37 Fantastic!
00:22:44 Just one thing...
00:22:48 Take her flowers now and then.
00:22:51 - Who?
00:22:57 He sure gave us a nice present!
00:23:03 No, I just can't do it!
00:23:07 Sleep in a dead woman's bed!
00:23:09 I know it's no fun,
00:23:13 No, I refuse!
00:23:16 Shit!
00:23:18 I don't believe it.
00:23:25 Do you know how late it is?
00:23:28 We'll just use this foldaway.
00:23:34 Let me, it's a man's job!
00:23:43 Stupid thing!
00:23:46 You said it was a man's job!
00:23:48 What is this?
00:23:54 Can't you do it, man?
00:24:01 Shitty thing!
00:24:05 Calm down. Use the pedal!
00:24:08 The pedal is stuck, Betty!
00:24:11 I'll go get the tools then!
00:24:15 Hell, not at this time of night!
00:24:27 I didn't do it on purpose!
00:24:32 Let's stop, it'll only get worse.
00:24:37 It's safer.
00:24:39 ''Sleep Away the Foldaway Way!''
00:24:43 What are you up to?
00:24:44 It gives off bad vibes.
00:24:56 The bad vibes are gone now!
00:25:07 I liked that place.
00:25:10 Sunny weather, sunny people.
00:25:13 As if they'd all
00:25:45 I hope I'm not disturbing you.
00:25:48 Is that your mattress
00:25:51 near the trash can?
00:25:52 Yes. What's wrong?
00:25:54 Well, we don't handle
00:25:57 We want nothing to do with it.
00:26:00 What can I do? Cut it up
00:26:04 I don't know.
00:26:06 - Is it your mattress?
00:26:10 Is he pissing you off?
00:26:12 Well, is he?
00:26:18 Is the fucking mattress his?
00:26:20 For pity's sake, Bobby...
00:26:23 Bastard!
00:26:24 Don't get carried away.
00:26:26 Filth! Filth!
00:26:30 Bastard!
00:26:32 Bastard!
00:26:44 One day he threw one like that
00:26:50 It took his hand off.
00:26:52 Now, he can't stand mattresses.
00:27:08 All right, Bobby.
00:27:12 Will he be okay?
00:27:16 Have you got a smoke?
00:27:18 A smoke? Sure.
00:27:23 - They're homos' cigarettes.
00:27:26 See you round.
00:28:26 Shit, you've been working hard.
00:28:28 I've cleaned the whole house.
00:28:31 The old woman died a second time.
00:28:34 Looking around town.
00:28:39 It's a pretty big place.
00:28:42 Sure, we'll need money too.
00:28:44 - Present for you.
00:28:46 Of course.
00:28:50 Breakfast time. The bar's open.
00:28:54 The dairyman next door
00:28:58 Yeah?
00:29:00 A redhead albino in a white coat,
00:29:03 with a bottle of milk in each hand.
00:29:06 It would give me the creeps.
00:29:09 It would give you the creeps.
00:29:14 Pass the sugar.
00:29:17 Albino... weirdo.
00:29:21 We should do some work around here.
00:29:27 Jesus, some people
00:29:29 Come and see.
00:29:32 Get a move on.
00:29:34 Look at that!
00:29:35 - What's wrong?
00:29:38 He's got a nerve.
00:29:40 You mean he's a fucking bastard.
00:29:42 What a nerve. A yellow one too.
00:29:44 It's a real beauty.
00:29:47 Look at the finish on it.
00:29:50 I bet the dumb jerk left the keys.
00:29:53 Have you gone mad?
00:29:54 Let's go for a drive.
00:29:56 No, you're crazy.
00:29:57 Come down, Betty.
00:29:59 Come on...
00:30:05 What are you doing?
00:30:07 Come on, get in.
00:30:08 You're nuts.
00:30:17 Look at this:
00:30:18 leather seats, mahogany dashboard,
00:30:21 Hear that hum?
00:30:23 Sure. Look, you're totally nuts.
00:30:25 Don't worry. He has to be a homo
00:30:28 He may be a homo
00:30:31 Calm down.
00:30:36 Stop here.
00:30:38 Right here.
00:30:41 Hold on.
00:30:42 Here. Now.
00:30:43 We've run out of road in any case.
00:30:46 Drive up there.
00:30:52 We're up here for the view, are we?
00:30:56 It's great.
00:30:58 You're crazy. What's got into you?
00:31:00 In a car like this,
00:31:15 Guys freak out
00:31:20 Big cars are the last flash
00:31:29 I thought we were broke.
00:31:32 We are now.
00:31:34 I lay this gift at your feet!
00:31:38 You're crazy!
00:31:41 Are you two okay?
00:31:43 We're fine. We've been cleaning
00:31:46 That's great.
00:31:55 These naked floorboards
00:31:58 How about blue?
00:32:00 Why?
00:32:01 I think blue's a nice, calm colour.
00:32:03 All right, paint them blue.
00:32:05 I've bored you long enough now.
00:32:08 You're not boring me.
00:32:10 Wait, Betty wants...
00:32:16 I almost forgot...
00:32:18 Betty wants
00:32:23 Eddy? Can you hear me?
00:32:25 It's nothing,
00:32:30 What do you mean ''nothing''?
00:32:33 Wait, imagine that wall
00:32:36 as a barrier between us
00:32:42 Isn't it an insult to let a silly
00:32:47 OK, but go easy now.
00:32:50 Don't worry, we're not crazy.
00:32:54 All right, bye!
00:33:19 Do I look like Stallone
00:33:27 No, like you writing your book.
00:33:30 I don't see what demolition
00:33:37 I'm not surprised.
00:34:11 Want to go shopping with me?
00:34:18 Do you want to?
00:34:22 I'll go alone then!
00:34:40 What's up?
00:34:42 I'm warming my ass.
00:34:45 I've bought you some popcorn.
00:34:48 Give me the keys. I'll drive.
00:34:56 Fucking gear-box!
00:34:59 Sure, blame the gear-box.
00:35:08 Try a bit harder,
00:35:16 I won't get in
00:36:43 You're acting like shit today!
00:36:54 You're out of your mind!
00:36:58 Calm down!
00:37:01 Stop!
00:37:27 Shit, Betty, stop!
00:37:46 Betty, please!
00:38:38 What's going on here?
00:38:39 Nothing.
00:38:41 She didn't feel well,
00:38:45 I was afraid
00:38:48 I know that's hard to believe!
00:38:50 Why is that hard to believe?
00:38:52 We'd just been jogging!
00:38:55 Does jogging help?
00:38:57 And how is the little lady now?
00:39:02 I told you
00:39:05 I'm aiming at him, not you!
00:39:08 Put it down!
00:39:10 Look at his shoes!
00:39:14 We saw a guy with green hair
00:39:17 The world's like that.
00:39:21 It's only an accident!
00:39:24 If we goof some day,
00:39:27 Did you search him? No!
00:39:31 Don't get mad! Look at them!
00:39:34 I'd clobber him in a sec!
00:39:37 I've had 40 years' experience!
00:39:39 Then work it out alone,
00:39:48 Always blowing your top!
00:39:52 Open up!
00:39:53 Cut it out!
00:39:57 OK, I'll stop!
00:40:02 Next time, you've had it!
00:40:04 Our recruits get good training,
00:40:08 but it wrecks their nerves!
00:40:11 I'm sorry, it's my fault.
00:40:15 Are you just passing through?
00:40:18 No, we run the piano store.
00:40:23 Friends of Eddy's?
00:40:26 You should've said so!
00:40:30 Come on, Betty.
00:40:48 What are you doing?
00:41:20 Selling a piano today?
00:41:22 Sure, laugh all you like.
00:41:28 Oh, fuck!
00:41:29 Sorry.
00:41:34 Just you wait.
00:41:46 Bob, got a minute?
00:41:47 Sure.
00:41:49 That stuff you use to write
00:41:57 - Whitening.
00:42:15 Well, what do you think?
00:42:19 Pianos at cost price,
00:42:22 Rule number 1 in business:
00:42:26 Rule number 2:
00:42:31 Once in a lifetime sale!
00:42:34 Right, I'll go and wash,
00:42:52 It already looks better, huh?
00:43:00 Oh no, another 2 pounds!
00:43:02 Breathe in.
00:43:09 I sell live pianos, guys.
00:43:13 Look at all your little teeth
00:43:18 You have to come alive,
00:43:20 today of all days.
00:43:23 I'm sure you'll make a great team.
00:43:26 It's ready! Are you coming up?
00:43:29 Yeah, I'm coming.
00:43:30 I'm counting on you.
00:43:36 And let's not let her
00:43:41 See you later.
00:43:46 You know, sweetheart,
00:43:55 Diet today.
00:44:02 You're right, it has more flavor.
00:44:04 Coffee?
00:44:06 No, I mustn't overdo it.
00:44:08 I'm on top of the world.
00:44:12 You seem pretty sure of that.
00:44:14 I can't explain why.
00:44:18 I don't want to be negative
00:44:24 We've money
00:44:26 It's not the money.
00:44:29 So I'll spend the afternoon
00:44:32 Fine, I'll go out alone.
00:44:34 Sure, honey, don't fret.
00:44:51 Shit, the time you waste
00:44:55 They could make
00:45:00 A piano-seller
00:45:04 The world is fed
00:45:06 Sweetheart,
00:45:10 Just rambling.
00:45:13 I'm off out. Coming?
00:45:14 No, I can't leave the pianos.
00:45:17 Can you look after the shop
00:45:20 Sure, I'll keep an eye on things.
00:45:23 You're an angel.
00:45:35 How's business?
00:45:37 Business is rotten.
00:45:41 That's true
00:45:44 Give me a couple of those.
00:45:47 I don't believe it.
00:45:51 Enough for a gifted salesgirl.
00:45:55 The guy in the beret... Jesus!
00:45:59 I wasn't the one who sold it.
00:46:01 You were.
00:46:04 Sure, but it's not the same.
00:46:08 We have to celebrate this.
00:46:11 Have a Chinese dinner.
00:46:13 Okay, fine,
00:46:21 I'll tan your hide, dammit!
00:46:24 I'm really fed up!
00:46:27 He locked himself in the bathroom.
00:46:30 And that window is so high!
00:46:33 Why do we ever have children?
00:46:38 What's wrong?
00:46:39 I'm dizzy, I can't do it!
00:46:41 Let me do it!
00:46:46 Be careful!
00:46:55 Bob! Hurry, come on!
00:46:57 Come on, yourself!
00:47:05 Archie! Why do you do this?
00:47:08 Your dad's going to wallop you!
00:47:13 He's OK, Bob.
00:47:19 I'll leave you here till you dry!
00:47:22 That's for Pearl Harbor!
00:47:24 he shut himself in the fridge.
00:47:27 You little moron!
00:47:30 Let me offer you a drink.
00:47:32 I insist!
00:47:35 Darling, what did he do to you?
00:47:40 Ever hear about
00:47:43 A great story! I'll tell you.
00:47:45 Sit down!
00:48:04 Real hungry.
00:48:07 They're so hard
00:48:13 Touch and you'll see.
00:48:17 Go on, touch.
00:48:25 Feel that?
00:48:26 Awfully hard.
00:48:27 They hurt.
00:48:32 You've got goldfish!
00:48:38 Real goldfish!
00:48:48 How about some Pineau?
00:48:53 Got anything to munch with it?
00:48:55 Help yourself in the shop!
00:49:05 Bananas, coconuts, apricots.
00:49:08 No, that's all sweet.
00:49:11 I want almonds or peanuts.
00:49:16 Eat my pussy! Eat it!
00:49:22 Hurry!
00:49:32 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
00:49:38 I don't turn you on!
00:49:41 It's not that.
00:49:44 in order to feel I'm free.
00:49:50 I'm fed up!
00:49:51 Forget it. Let's go have a drink.
00:49:57 Bob hasn't touched me
00:50:01 Not since I left the clinic.
00:50:04 Is it normal
00:50:07 It'll all work out.
00:50:12 I'm sure it will!
00:50:15 Sometimes when we're in bed, he'll...
00:50:19 slip it in from behind
00:50:24 without caring if
00:50:28 Let's have those drinks.
00:50:42 The goldfish love that tune!
00:50:46 That Pineau of theirs
00:50:52 It's fucking great!
00:50:55 The day we open,
00:50:58 Some sell pianos,
00:51:00 Isn't it great though?
00:51:02 You're exaggerating.
00:51:04 No I'm not! Don't you think
00:51:07 Sure, but you talk about it
00:51:11 It has, we sold a piano.
00:51:24 Mind my apple.
00:51:43 It's going to be a hot night.
00:51:56 The asshole.
00:51:58 I'll be 50
00:52:01 They're all shitheads!
00:52:04 Yeah, your luck's not in right now.
00:52:08 Shall I send
00:52:11 No way! Think of the trouble
00:52:13 Send it to the next on the list.
00:52:20 How are the pianos going?
00:52:22 Great. We sold the third yesterday.
00:52:26 I have to go, she's coming in.
00:52:31 What the hell... Hurry up!
00:52:34 I am hurrying!
00:53:08 Now you strangle me and rape me?
00:53:11 Yeah.
00:53:12 Better rape me first.
00:53:14 All right.
00:53:18 Look.
00:53:28 See the little wall?
00:53:30 The Little Wall of China?
00:53:31 The one that starts at the lake.
00:53:34 And that big rock, see?
00:53:36 - That big thing?
00:53:39 Beautiful.
00:53:41 And isn't that little house nice?
00:53:44 But what are you driving at?
00:53:48 I love this place!
00:53:52 You're right, it's perfect.
00:53:54 Everything in its place.
00:54:00 It's all for you. All of it!
00:54:05 It starts at the wall
00:54:10 And the house is in the middle.
00:54:16 And that's not all!
00:54:41 Happy birthday, my love!
00:54:43 20 years old!
00:54:44 Have to eat it now!
00:55:15 Just one more drop.
00:55:26 It can't be.
00:55:28 Look, Betty, don't worry.
00:55:34 No, I mean you can't buy
00:55:37 with its sunlight, its sounds
00:55:41 and all that!
00:55:43 Sure, but that's how it is.
00:55:49 That sunset hanging in the trees
00:55:59 And the silence
00:56:04 Yes, it's all yours.
00:56:08 The guy must have been crazy
00:56:12 It's the best present I ever had.
00:56:15 I'm so happy.
00:56:22 Are these lips mine too?
00:56:28 Are those eyes mine too?
00:56:30 They're yours too.
00:56:35 Is that mine too?
00:56:39 All of it!
00:57:09 I dreamed
00:57:17 Why don't you think
00:57:23 Give me a cigarette.
00:57:35 What's this?
00:57:38 Nothing.
00:57:43 Nothing?
00:57:46 I don't take them often.
00:57:50 Forget it.
00:57:53 Make love to me.
00:58:44 Good and ripe.
00:58:52 What else?
00:58:53 Ham.
00:58:54 Round or square?
00:58:56 Did you hear about
00:59:00 and the postman?
00:59:03 Four.
00:59:05 Bob, I'm in a hell of jam!
00:59:08 I have a piano and my
00:59:12 It has to be delivered!
00:59:15 Your brother-in-law's got a truck,
00:59:18 It's too big,
00:59:21 I'll manage! I can slew around
00:00:07 Annie, come here!
00:00:12 I'll phone him.
00:00:17 Tell him
00:00:20 OK, I'll do that.
00:00:32 Hi, Annie.
00:00:37 Have things improved with Bob?
00:00:41 A little.
00:00:44 Why?
00:00:47 What's on your mind?
00:00:49 Nothing, and that takes
00:00:54 You sure are...
00:00:59 I doubt that.
00:01:04 25 tons! Think it'll do?
00:01:09 Hey, this must be worth plenty!
00:01:25 Must be worth a lot of bread!
00:01:27 Spare me your comments!
00:01:36 Just press, it's easy!
00:01:38 Shall I press?
00:01:47 That's the oil release!
00:01:52 Now watch!
00:02:00 Got a manual?
00:02:02 Yeah, there's a manual.
00:02:10 What're you up to?
00:02:13 What are you up to?
00:02:14 I can't hear!
00:02:17 Come on! Down!
00:02:21 What are you up to?
00:02:26 You jerk!
00:02:29 You wouldn't tell me!
00:02:31 Fucking hell!
00:02:33 Do you think
00:02:35 Right now, you look fine to me.
00:02:37 I think my belly's a bit fatter.
00:02:40 What are you talking about?
00:02:42 Call the Countess
00:02:45 Hurry up!
00:02:47 For Christ's sake!
00:02:53 Zorg, are you coming?
00:02:55 I'm coming!
00:02:57 Did you tie it down?
00:02:59 The lady's waiting!
00:03:00 Let me go.
00:03:01 I have to tell you!
00:03:04 I'm selling a piano!
00:03:06 I'm an hour late!
00:03:08 She'll be hopping mad!
00:03:11 I'm coming!
00:03:14 What's that?
00:03:18 Dust from Atlantis?
00:03:22 It's a pregnancy test.
00:03:25 And what does it say?
00:03:27 It says yes!
00:03:29 But how, with your IUD?
00:03:32 Happens sometimes.
00:03:35 It can't be true!
00:03:42 Sit down.
00:03:45 I'll be right back
00:03:48 It's great, eh?
00:03:57 What's wrong?
00:04:00 We're late as hell!
00:04:04 Never saw so many baby carriages!
00:04:08 We almost made one less!
00:04:11 Not so fast!
00:04:14 I'm not going fast!
00:04:17 What? Are you kidding?
00:04:22 I'm only going 25 mph!
00:04:25 25? You're going 50!
00:04:28 50? That's not fast!
00:04:33 Got your licence?
00:04:36 I doubt it.
00:04:43 Hi there! Remember me?
00:04:45 Doing 60 with a truck
00:04:50 on a road limited
00:04:53 and to 30 mph.
00:04:59 Your papers... full inspection...
00:05:02 Sorry, I was dreaming!
00:05:05 If you flunk the alcohol test,
00:05:10 I just found out
00:05:12 What?
00:05:14 A father!
00:05:18 Got a cigarette?
00:05:20 Sure.
00:05:25 Fathers!
00:05:31 You'll see... there's joy...
00:05:34 sorrow.
00:05:38 Take a child by the hand.
00:05:43 Lead him into future land.
00:05:48 Give him a confident stride.
00:05:52 Treat a child like a king.
00:05:56 Take a child in your arms.
00:06:01 Protect his childish charms.
00:06:35 A floating island,
00:06:38 Yes, sweetheart.
00:06:39 And you?
00:06:41 Another bottle of champagne
00:06:43 - Fritters for 2?
00:06:46 You'll eat for 3.
00:06:54 I'm going for a pee.
00:07:00 Are fathers the daredevils
00:07:04 And did I look like a daredevil?
00:07:21 Excuse me.
00:07:28 I think I've something
00:07:30 No thanks, I'm fine.
00:07:35 There's a gram there.
00:07:38 Is it good?
00:07:39 I don't use it.
00:07:40 You don't use it?
00:07:42 It's to pay for my vacation.
00:07:45 I'm going surfing.
00:07:49 In Hawaii.
00:07:51 Great waves out there.
00:07:55 How much?
00:07:56 1,500.
00:07:58 Are you sure?
00:08:00 I can take it back...
00:08:02 Hey, be reasonable. 200...
00:08:05 That's nothing.
00:08:06 What do you mean?
00:08:09 Hold on here.
00:08:18 Well?
00:08:22 Here, mister surfer.
00:08:26 white sand, Hawaii,
00:08:29 It's beautiful but it's not real.
00:08:32 Blood is still being
00:08:37 Why are you saying that?
00:08:40 Why were all those guys
00:08:45 You had no lights on.
00:08:47 I really like blue.
00:08:49 I had no lights on?
00:08:58 S'funny.
00:09:02 Don't do that to me now!
00:09:06 Thirsty?
00:09:15 You're no fun.
00:09:18 No fun at all.
00:09:37 Let's play Scrabble! You love that!
00:09:49 You're no fun
00:09:58 Your bag is ugly.
00:12:29 - Who's that kid?
00:12:31 Downstairs.
00:12:33 That's Nicolas!
00:12:40 A young genius,
00:12:43 What's this?
00:12:44 Champagne! One bottle apiece.
00:12:48 with passion fruit in it.
00:12:51 That's for you!
00:13:11 We never know.
00:13:13 And they never shrink!
00:13:29 I love you.
00:13:59 What does it feel like?
00:14:02 I don't know.
00:14:08 Do you like the idea?
00:14:11 I don't know.
00:14:14 But I'd say it's not so bad.
00:14:18 As a present to you.
00:14:51 We made love.
00:14:54 I had a dizzy sensation:
00:14:59 while we screwed,
00:15:02 a broken door
00:15:38 PREGNANCY DIAGNOSIS:
00:16:01 Mine's got hot pants
00:16:03 and yours is going bananas.
00:16:10 Don't ever say that!
00:16:18 I'm sorry.
00:18:08 Aren't you glad
00:18:10 And Rusty?
00:18:15 Even bald I'd love you!
00:18:21 Life is against me.
00:18:24 If I want anything,
00:18:28 I can't even manage to have a baby.
00:18:57 What's wrong?
00:19:03 Your hair looks fine!
00:19:08 You should swim a bit.
00:19:17 You're insane!
00:19:47 Watch the float
00:19:51 I don't give a fuck.
00:19:55 I don't want to be a nuisance
00:20:00 She's lost her color.
00:20:02 She keeps on biting her lips
00:20:09 Fuck, you're worse
00:20:15 Can't I help you out?
00:20:18 She thought she was pregnant.
00:20:20 Well, it can't work every time.
00:20:25 I get the feeling that Betty
00:20:31 The world's
00:20:37 You won't help her like that.
00:20:39 Fuck, Eddy,
00:21:15 What're you doing?
00:21:27 My Betty... Come back.
00:21:34 It's me.
00:21:37 I hear voices.
00:21:43 No, that's the wind.
00:21:46 Some nut always
00:21:49 waiting for World War III.
00:21:51 I hear the voices in my head!
00:21:56 I'm going insane!
00:22:00 In my head...
00:22:08 It's all over now.
00:23:15 ''Whenever Josiane dug her nails
00:23:19 ''kneaded her breasts
00:23:21 ''or greedily tongued
00:23:23 ''she'd think of Roger.
00:23:25 ''She wanted him to take her,
00:23:29 ''She'd think of his stiff pole
00:23:33 ''Jesus, Jesus, the joy of it!''
00:23:42 I won't try anything.
00:23:45 I don't want to get hurt.
00:23:47 Don't be so uptight.
00:23:52 Oh, wow! You've got
00:23:58 I admire you.
00:24:04 I've a Thermos flask if you want.
00:24:14 What's your name?
00:24:18 I just want to know your name.
00:24:25 If you untie me, I can help you.
00:24:27 I could turn a gun on the bastards.
00:24:31 Why won't you tell me your name?
00:24:35 Watch out for the fat one,
00:24:39 Be careful, he's a real shit.
00:24:41 He'll fire without warning.
00:24:45 I'd kill him.
00:24:48 He'll get you.
00:24:51 I'd like to watch you.
00:24:53 Take me hostage.
00:25:24 You've got it all wrong, shithead.
00:25:27 When your wife has a headache
00:25:30 tell it's not her head
00:25:36 You don't know my wife...
00:25:39 What do you mean?
00:25:41 They're all the same,
00:25:45 Look, when you bring your pay home
00:25:48 she doesn't want an Aspirin then.
00:25:54 Take the money.
00:26:13 You fucking bitch!
00:26:15 When I catch up with you,
00:28:05 What are you doing here, Betty?
00:28:09 What are you doing?
00:28:16 Sweetheart...
00:28:18 If I was dead,
00:28:22 What are you talking about?
00:28:44 Want to see what I found
00:28:55 What's it for?
00:29:00 Anything you want, Betty.
00:29:02 An island?
00:29:06 You're crazy...
00:29:23 Put that back. It's not nice.
00:29:31 Put them on.
00:29:33 Put them on, please. Put them on.
00:30:06 If anyone ever asks
00:30:09 tell them we were together
00:30:13 Yes. I even screwed
00:30:16 Beautiful...
00:30:18 Really beautiful.
00:30:22 We'll go to the seaside tomorrow.
00:30:46 Is it good?
00:30:50 This was a good idea, huh?
00:30:59 I'll buy you a boat, okay?
00:31:06 Shit, it's been tough enough, huh?
00:31:09 There must be
00:31:10 a paradise somewhere
00:31:22 Want another ice-cream?
00:31:26 I'll go and get it now
00:31:48 Hey, that girl who was with you
00:31:50 has gone off with my little boy.
00:31:53 That girl who was with you.
00:31:55 The one in the short dress.
00:31:57 Stop him!
00:32:13 Stop him!
00:32:57 This floor
00:32:59 I'm sorry, sir.
00:33:01 The store is closed.
00:33:02 What do you mean?
00:33:05 It won't take long! Betty!
00:33:08 This whole floor has been hired.
00:33:13 I'm sorry...
00:33:14 I want a piano.
00:33:18 I fully understand but right now...
00:33:21 How much?
00:33:22 I don't know.
00:33:25 For fuck's sake, that customer
00:33:30 In the tepee.
00:33:32 She paid, sir.
00:33:36 Betty, what are you doing in here?
00:33:40 Come and sit down with us.
00:33:43 Who are you?
00:33:45 He's the man in my life.
00:33:47 His mother's been looking for him.
00:33:53 Come with us.
00:33:57 What's going on?
00:33:58 Come on.
00:34:01 Keep him,
00:34:03 Quick, Betty!
00:34:27 I can't... It's no use.
00:34:29 You have to run or they'll part us.
00:34:33 They can't part us.
00:34:42 Hurry, Betty, hurry.
00:36:44 Don't panic!
00:36:46 - What happened?
00:36:48 Where's Betty?
00:36:50 Stay here!
00:37:00 Can't be true!
00:37:01 Don't stay here.
00:37:05 Bob, what happened?
00:37:10 She poked an eye out.
00:37:26 That's not possible!
00:37:28 This looks awful, but she'll live.
00:37:33 Go and sit down. I'll go and ask.
00:37:41 Wait for me here.
00:38:06 Well?
00:38:07 She's okay, she's sleeping.
00:38:09 Can I see her, Bob?
00:38:11 Yes, you have to fill in forms
00:38:16 It's just a formality
00:38:20 I'll put you through...
00:38:23 He's the one who...
00:38:27 - Are you the husband?
00:38:30 A relative?
00:38:33 No, I'm all the rest.
00:38:38 We live together
00:38:42 Do you have her identity card?
00:38:46 - Where the hell did I put it?
00:38:52 It's a nice photo, huh?
00:38:56 Her social security number?
00:38:59 I don't know it.
00:39:00 What a pain...
00:39:03 Okay, that's fine.
00:39:10 You can go, Bob.
00:39:12 - Can you drive back?
00:39:24 Excuse me, is this room 10?
00:39:27 The girl who poked her eye out?
00:39:30 She's stable but needs rest.
00:39:32 Can I see her?
00:39:33 I'm afraid not.
00:39:36 Just 5 minutes.
00:39:38 All right then, but not for long.
00:39:42 No more than 5 minutes.
00:41:04 Come on.
00:41:07 You can't do anything here.
00:41:11 I want to stay just a bit longer.
00:41:14 She won't wake
00:41:17 She's under sedation.
00:41:23 Come on, let's go.
00:41:25 You can come back tomorrow.
00:41:27 She'll be better.
00:41:34 I've had enough!
00:41:35 Stop bawling your head off.
00:41:38 You can talk about respect!
00:41:41 when you deliver
00:41:45 - You bastard, you're using me!
00:41:49 Shithead!
00:41:51 You're totally crazy
00:41:55 Nothing? You cheat on me
00:42:00 You cheat on me and don't fuck me!
00:42:03 At least fuck me!
00:42:04 You're completely off your rocker.
00:42:07 I've had enough of this row.
00:42:09 This isn't a row.
00:43:51 Yes, speaking.
00:43:57 What? You've read it?
00:44:02 No, I believe you.
00:44:06 It hasn't come yet.
00:44:12 O.K., I'll sign every page...
00:44:16 I want 15%.
00:44:22 O.K., 10%.
00:44:26 No, I can't travel now.
00:44:30 Yes, I'm doing another one,
00:44:32 but I can't explain.
00:45:44 Betty, we did it!
00:45:57 What have they done to you?
00:46:01 The dirty bastards!
00:46:33 We're going to make it, my love.
00:46:37 I'm writing another book.
00:46:40 For you.
00:46:45 For you, Betty!
00:46:52 Dedicated to you.
00:46:56 What are you doing here?
00:47:00 What did you do to her?
00:47:01 You're crazy! Get out!
00:47:04 What is all this shit?
00:47:09 What is this shit?
00:47:11 Tell me!
00:47:13 Sit down!
00:47:16 I need to talk to you.
00:47:21 She's in a state of shock!
00:47:24 Know what that means?
00:47:26 It is serious.
00:47:28 We can't predict the outcome.
00:47:31 I can't guarantee
00:47:34 that she'll ever recover.
00:47:37 Be brave, my boy!
00:47:40 Chemistry
00:47:43 Electrotherapy gets results.
00:47:45 Ignore all those dumb lies!
00:47:49 I'm taking her home!
00:47:50 You're joking!
00:47:55 Shut up, shut up!
00:48:00 It's your medicine
00:48:03 Your shit's wrecking her mind!
00:48:07 You're making her sick!
00:48:25 I said beat it! Get lost!
00:48:32 I'll slug you!
00:48:34 Forget it!
00:50:22 I keep hearing your voice
00:50:29 Worst of all, the silence...
00:50:34 and words that just pop up:
00:50:40 ''Can't find the damn sugar!''
00:50:46 ''You're kidding.''
00:50:50 ''That shitty vacuum cleaner!''
00:50:58 ''Zorg, are you asleep?''
00:51:13 We're going away together.
00:51:23 Make one last effort.
00:51:49 We were meant for each other.
00:51:52 No one can ever separate us,
00:57:07 Are you writing?
00:57:10 Just thinking.