Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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00:04:30 Car Race Germany 1908
00:05:43 British Grand Prix 1909
00:06:59 - Hang on. We're coming to a bend.
00:07:02 What's this old iron doing here?
00:07:07 Don't be daft. This was once a great car.
00:07:12 So it's a car, is it?
00:07:17 - Certainly it's a car.
00:07:20 - And we're winning.
00:07:23 You're in the way for a belt around
00:07:26 -All right. I'll give you 15 bob for it.
00:07:30 Mr Coggins,
00:07:33 Course he is. You think he's running
00:07:36 All right, 30 bob.
00:07:39 But you promised we could play in her.
00:07:44 I'm sorry, but she ain't any use to me.
00:07:48 - But you can't take her away.
00:07:53 Not any more she ain't.
00:07:57 - What are you going to do with her?
00:08:03 Crunch her up
00:08:07 Then we're gonna put her in a fiery furnace,
00:08:11 That's what we're gonna do.
00:08:14 Look what you've done.
00:08:18 - She shivered.
00:08:24 If you put her in the furnace,
00:08:27 And if you don't get out of it,
00:08:32 You can't sell our lovely car
00:08:36 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I already have.
00:08:41 I know. Daddy will buy it for us,
00:08:46 Of course.
00:08:49 Promise you won't let it go
00:08:53 Well, 30 shillings, mind, not a penny less.
00:08:56 - Please promise.
00:08:59 - All right, I promise.
00:09:09 That's a clever thing to do.
00:09:12 - We're very sorry, miss.
00:09:28 Just look at my car.
00:09:32 - Oh, no. I think you're beautiful.
00:09:36 Hmm.
00:09:39 You shouldn't be rushing across the road like that.
00:09:43 You might have been killed!
00:09:46 - It isn't a holiday, is it?
00:09:49 - Do you live around here?
00:09:53 Come on, get into my car.
00:09:56 Just wait till Daddy hears
00:10:05 - What's your name?
00:10:08 - And I'm Jeremy.
00:10:11 - Truly.
00:10:14 Now, where is your house?
00:10:18 - We don't live in a house.
00:10:22 I didn't know there
00:10:25 It isn't a castle exactly.
00:10:28 Daddy calls it. He says King Alfred
00:10:32 And does your daddy know
00:10:36 He won't mind. He never does.
00:10:39 He's awfully busy.
00:10:43 Is he? Well, he'll have
00:10:46 I have a few things to say to him.
00:11:00 Edison! Here, boy.
00:11:03 Good boy.
00:11:06 That's Daddy over there.
00:11:10 - Hello!
00:11:13 - What is he up to?
00:11:17 - Rockets.
00:11:21 Stand back. Keep clear.
00:11:25 Hurray!
00:11:46 - Does he know what he's doing?
00:11:49 Whoa!
00:12:13 I don't see anything funny.
00:12:21 Hold on.
00:12:24 Wait there.
00:12:38 - Thank you.
00:12:43 Madam, I took that into consideration.
00:12:47 - Oh, dear.
00:12:52 - How was I to know...
00:12:55 - She gave us a ride in her car.
00:12:58 - How very kind.
00:13:03 Do you realise I nearly
00:13:06 We do seem to be
00:13:09 It wasn't my fault.
00:13:12 It was very nice of you to apologise.
00:13:16 - Goodbye, Truly!
00:13:19 Don't you have something
00:13:22 Yes, we have.
00:13:25 She doesn't mean about that.
00:13:28 Oh-ho.
00:13:31 It'll give the other children
00:13:34 - Bye.
00:13:38 - But, Mr Potts...
00:13:41 Unstable. Definitely unstable.
00:13:44 Hey, hey!
00:13:47 Good afternoon, miss.
00:13:50 I'm off to India
00:14:32 Mr Potts.
00:14:35 Mr Potts?
00:14:38 I'm sorry to persist about this.
00:14:41 Perhaps you aren't aware your children
00:14:45 It's not a playground...
00:14:48 Would you mind
00:14:51 Just behind you. On the right.
00:14:54 The right?
00:14:57 Thank you.
00:15:00 You ought to exercise
00:15:03 I suppose I could chain them up.
00:15:05 On a long chain,
00:15:07 Don't your children go to school?
00:15:09 - I have it now, you're the truant officer.
00:15:11 Didn't you ever play truant?
00:15:14 - I most certainly did not.
00:15:19 Would it be too much
00:15:23 An invention of mine.
00:15:27 All that to clean carpets?
00:15:31 Away with sweeping and brushing
00:15:35 Is that all you do? Invent things?
00:15:38 - Is that all I do?
00:15:43 That's not quite right yet, but I hope
00:15:48 - Really?
00:15:55 And this?
00:15:58 This is a sweet-making machine.
00:16:01 - And this is one of the sweets?
00:16:03 Is it supposed to have holes in it?
00:16:08 No. Actually, I think the problem...
00:16:10 The boiling point
00:16:12 An expert on sweet-making, are we?
00:16:16 - And an expert on child welfare.
00:16:19 Maybe my children like running wild.
00:16:23 And how my children behave
00:16:26 So take off in your fancy automobile
00:16:30 I've never been...
00:16:33 Spoken to that way before?
00:16:36 Good afternoon, madam.
00:16:39 Mind the cable!
00:16:43 Officious, interfering...
00:16:54 If women want to drive motor cars,
00:16:59 I suppose it wouldn't occur to you
00:17:07 Get in the car, please.
00:17:15 For a mechanically-minded man...
00:17:19 - Try switching it on!
00:17:22 Hmph!
00:17:37 Open the throttle.
00:17:39 And keep it open.
00:17:45 Women!
00:17:50 Confounded woman.
00:17:53 Coming in here and telling me
00:17:56 Do I need somebody to tell me
00:17:59 Of course not.
00:18:02 - Where's my cardigan?
00:18:06 Under... Yes.
00:18:13 Self-righteous busybody.
00:18:16 - She won't be bothering us again.
00:18:19 So did I. She was very pretty.
00:18:22 She certainly was.
00:18:25 Do you think your father's a crackpot?
00:18:28 Your cardigan's inside out.
00:18:31 Do you think I'm wasting
00:18:35 But they aren't silly, they're wonderful.
00:18:40 - Nobody else could think of them.
00:18:43 Nobody else could think of them.
00:18:46 After all, what makes the battle
00:18:50 What makes the mountain
00:18:53 What makes the questions
00:18:56 The reason worth the rhyme?
00:18:58 To me the answer's clear
00:19:02 It's having someone near
00:19:06 Someone dear
00:19:10 Someone to care for,
00:19:15 I have you two
00:19:19 Someone to do for,
00:19:23 I have you two
00:19:27 Someone to share
00:19:31 Whichever betides you
00:19:35 Life becomes a chore
00:19:38 Unless you're living for
00:19:41 Someone to tend to,
00:19:44 I have you two
00:19:47 Someone to strive for,
00:19:51 I have you two
00:19:55 Could be we three
00:19:59 Cos you two have me
00:20:04 And I have you two, too
00:20:20 Hurray!
00:21:13 Atchoo!
00:21:17 Someone to care for,
00:21:21 I have you two
00:21:25 Someone to do for,
00:21:29 I have you two
00:21:32 Someone to smile
00:21:36 Whenever you're lonesome
00:21:39 I've a happy lot
00:21:43 Considering what I've got
00:21:46 But I couldn't do more
00:21:52 Daddy!
00:21:54 Things go asunder
00:21:58 Could be we three
00:22:05 We two have you
00:22:11 And I have you two... too.
00:22:24 Jeremy.
00:22:28 Oh, good!
00:22:32 Do I smell food?
00:22:35 Bring the bread, will you, Grandpa?
00:22:37 - And the pepper and salt, please.
00:22:39 Oh! Sausage and egg, my favourite.
00:22:43 How was India?
00:22:46 I got up this morning
00:22:49 "How he got into my pyjamas
00:22:52 You've heard it before.
00:23:04 - I wonder how that happened.
00:23:07 - It's about Mr Coggins.
00:23:10 But Mr Coggins says if we asked you first...
00:23:13 - Ask me what?
00:23:16 - Mr Coggins?
00:23:19 He'll take it and burn it.
00:23:23 What are you going on about?
00:23:26 - Our car.
00:23:29 Mr Coggins is selling it to the junkman.
00:23:32 And the junkman's
00:23:35 and skwodge it all up
00:23:40 That's terrible.
00:23:44 No, definitely no.
00:23:46 - We knew you wouldn't let him.
00:23:50 - 30 shillings?
00:23:55 Yes, well, I suppose
00:23:59 - Good!
00:24:05 - Are you all finished?
00:24:08 I think you should go run up to bed.
00:24:11 - Goodnight, Grandpa.
00:24:13 - Goodnight, Grandpa.
00:24:15 - Goodnight, Daddy.
00:24:20 You've done it now, haven't you?
00:24:24 You think Coggins might do a deal?
00:24:29 Him down the road? Sure.
00:24:33 He's so mean he wouldn't light
00:24:37 Did you hear that?
00:24:40 I'll be up all night, rain pouring in.
00:24:43 Why don't you sleep in the workshop?
00:24:47 In the workshop?
00:24:51 - I will. It's just...
00:24:54 It's time you woke up.
00:24:58 - At your age, I did a day's work...
00:25:02 I was the smartest batman in the army.
00:25:06 When my brigadier went into action,
00:25:10 they couldn't see the fight.
00:25:20 Catch me death of cold.
00:25:13 Nobody cares. Me own son.
00:25:49 She was right. Who wants
00:26:02 Edison, stop that whistling.
00:26:09 Edison, do that again.
00:26:22 Edison, you're a genius.
00:26:39 The employment office is in the rear.
00:26:43 You see, I've invented these sweets.
00:26:47 Really? Name?
00:26:50 - Whistling sweets.
00:26:54 Mr Whistling Sweets!
00:26:57 No. I'm Potts.
00:27:01 May I see the managing director?
00:27:05 Lord Scrumptious sees no one
00:27:08 - How do I get one?
00:27:12 - Jeremy, it's Truly.
00:27:15 Miss Scrumptious, how nice to see you.
00:27:18 Good morning, Phillips.
00:27:22 Of course, Miss Scrumptious.
00:27:25 - Are you here on business?
00:27:28 Father? Truly Scrumptious?
00:27:31 - You're his...
00:27:34 Come on, children, let's go.
00:27:37 - But you haven't shown your invention yet.
00:27:40 Just a moment.
00:27:43 - You've seen them.
00:27:48 - But they whistle.
00:27:51 - Those holes.
00:27:54 They're very ingenious.
00:27:58 Kind of a novelty.
00:28:01 Sssh!
00:28:04 Please go in, Miss Scrumptious.
00:28:08 - Show Mr Potts in, Philips.
00:28:11 - But His Lordship...
00:28:15 Please follow me.
00:28:17 Maybe I should come back
00:28:20 Go on, Daddy.
00:28:23 And don't let him bully you.
00:28:26 - Mr Potts, my lord.
00:28:29 - Where's me daughter?
00:28:32 Don't just stand there.
00:28:35 - Sweets, sir.
00:28:40 Let's have a look.
00:28:43 - Hurry up, man.
00:28:46 - If I may explain...
00:28:49 The fundamental novelty of the sweets
00:28:54 Not only are they very tasty but due to
00:28:57 when blown through,
00:29:02 Put your fingers over the holes
00:29:09 Tasting time, my lord.
00:29:15 Too late. Had your chance.
00:29:20 Follow him.
00:29:25 My lord?
00:29:37 Excuse me.
00:29:42 By blowing air through this hole,
00:29:46 - Raspberry?
00:29:50 Not enough fruit, too much sugar.
00:29:53 - Would you care to try it, sir?
00:29:57 He's not doing very well, is he?
00:30:03 Another remarkable feature
00:30:05 Throw it away.
00:30:08 Oi, you. Hop it!
00:30:10 They also come in strawberry, raspberry...
00:30:12 - Are you still here?
00:30:19 Don't waste your pucker
00:30:22 And don't try toffee or cream.
00:30:25 If you seek perfection
00:30:30 well, there's something
00:30:32 A mouthful of cheer,
00:30:35 ## A musical morsel supreme
00:30:40 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets
00:30:45 ## The candies you whistle,
00:30:50 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets
00:30:53 ## The eatable, tweetable treats!
00:30:57 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets
00:31:01 ## The toot of a flute
00:31:04 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets
00:31:07 ## No longer need candy be mute!
00:31:10 ## Don't waste your pucker
00:31:15 ## And don't try a toffee or cream!
00:31:18 ## If you seek perfection
00:31:22 ## Well, there's something
00:31:25 ## That mouthful of cheer
00:31:28 ## That sweet without peer
00:31:31 ## That musical morsel supreme!
00:31:34 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets,
00:31:37 ## A bonbon to blow on
00:31:42 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets,
00:31:45 ## With tweetable, eatable sound!
00:31:48 No, take it away.
00:31:54 Father.
00:31:57 Please.
00:32:12 He likes it.
00:32:18 - ## Their value is intrinsic
00:32:21 ## Or marshmallow mouthful you munch!
00:32:24 - ## Though liquorice is chewy
00:32:29 ## And chocolate is charming to crunch!
00:32:32 - ## That savoury fife
00:32:38 ## It's clearly the best of the bunch!
00:32:41 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets!
00:32:44 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets!
00:33:48 ## That savoury fife,
00:33:51 ## That sweet of your life!
00:33:54 ## It's clearly the best of the bunch!
00:34:03 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets!
00:34:09 ## A bonbon to blow on
00:34:14 ## Toot sweets, toot sweets!
00:34:17 ## The treat that's so tweetable
00:34:21 ## Lusciously eatable!
00:34:25 ## With that unbeatable...
00:35:00 ## Sound!!!
00:35:05 Go away.
00:35:10 What's going on?
00:35:24 Edison, no!
00:35:28 Children!
00:35:35 It's your fault. I'll send for
00:36:13 Daddy?
00:36:17 Why aren't you two asleep?
00:36:21 Don't be sad, Daddy.
00:36:24 It was all those mean old dogs.
00:36:27 Children...
00:36:31 About the car.
00:36:35 You see,
00:36:38 30 shillings is pretty hard to come by.
00:36:41 And when I do get any money,
00:36:45 - There isn't any left.
00:36:49 - It's our treasure chest.
00:36:55 Look. An ivory tusk.
00:36:59 And diamonds.
00:37:03 - And a golden crown.
00:37:07 It needs cleaning up a little.
00:37:11 Never mind about the car.
00:37:14 Thank you, children.
00:37:18 All these wonderful things.
00:37:22 They're very precious. But I'm afraid
00:37:25 Why not?
00:37:30 Cos other people
00:37:35 Let's go to bed.
00:37:40 And don't you worry.
00:38:04 ## A gentle breeze
00:38:10 ## Softly blows o'er Lullaby Bay
00:38:15 ## It fills the sails
00:38:20 ## Waiting to sail
00:38:30 ## It isn't far
00:38:45 ## And your boat
00:38:55 ## The winds of night
00:39:01 ## Soon they will fly
00:39:07 ## So close your eyes
00:39:19 ## Wave goodbye
00:39:26 ## And watch your boat
00:39:35 ## Sail far away
00:40:48 All the lovely colours.
00:41:13 Hurry along now. These lovely
00:41:19 Any more for any more?
00:41:26 Which one of you ladies and gentlemen
00:41:32 I've stood in this marketplace
00:41:35 I do not profess to make dead men talk.
00:41:38 Hey, now, here you go there.
00:41:41 Only threepence a time.
00:41:44 You may have long, short or straight hair,
00:41:47 it makes no difference
00:41:55 Here, Cyril.
00:41:58 Cut me hair?
00:42:01 Sir, you look like a man
00:42:04 Go on, Cyril.
00:42:07 - Come on, sit down.
00:42:10 You have a lot of hair.
00:42:13 Very funny. Get on with it.
00:42:16 Just sit tight, while I lower
00:42:19 We'll have you finished in a minute.
00:42:22 - I feel a right nana sitting here.
00:42:25 - You keep you eyes on that geezer.
00:42:28 - What's goin' on?
00:42:31 Nothing to worry about.
00:42:34 - It tickles.
00:42:54 Oh! Oh! Cyril!
00:42:57 - You're smoking.
00:43:00 Stop it!
00:43:05 - Excuse me.
00:43:10 It's all right, sir.
00:43:13 What you done? Give me a mirror.
00:43:16 A mirror?
00:43:19 Look at me hair.
00:43:23 - Where is he? I'll kill him.
00:43:31 I'll smash your teeth down your throat.
00:43:37 There he goes, down there.
00:43:51 Come on. You're too fat
00:44:00 Oi, big bonce.
00:44:05 Get out of it!
00:44:11 There he is. Get out me way!
00:44:15 Oi!
00:44:27 - Hurry up. We're on.
00:44:47 ## A gentleman's got a walking stick,
00:44:52 ## And the merry men of Robin Hood
00:44:55 ## On the Spanish plains inside their canes
00:45:00 ## But what we may do with an old bamboo
00:45:05 ## One, two, three, four,
00:45:06 ## Me ol' bamboo, me ol' bamboo
00:45:09 ## You better never bother
00:45:12 ## You can have me hat
00:45:15 ## But you better never bother
00:45:18 - ## When punting on the beautiful Thames...
00:45:21 - ## To protect their fair complexion...
00:45:25 - ## It's useful in the underbrush...
00:45:28 ## Right, but what we do with an old
00:45:31 ## One, two, three, ho!
00:45:33 ## Me ol' bamboo, me ol' bamboo
00:45:35 ## You better never bother
00:45:38 ## You can have me hat
00:45:40 ## But you better never bother
00:45:42 Have a go, mate.
00:45:44 - ## A flier in an aerial plane...
00:45:47 - ## A collier in the pits of Wales...
00:45:50 ## Now every wheel of an automobile
00:45:55 ## But what we do with an old bamboo
00:45:59 ## And, one, two!
00:46:02 ## Me ol' bamboo, me ol' bamboo.
00:46:04 ## You better never bother
00:46:07 ## You can have me hat
00:46:10 ## But you better never bother
00:47:17 ## One, two, three, four,
00:47:20 ## And a one, two, three, four!
00:47:23 ## And five, and six, and seven!
00:47:25 ## Oh, me ol' bamboo, me ol' bamboo!
00:47:27 ## You better never bother
00:47:30 ## You can have me hat
00:47:32 ## But you better never bother
00:47:34 You better never bother
00:47:43 - Thank you.
00:47:45 - Thank you very much.
00:48:04 It's Daddy. He's got the car.
00:48:10 I got it.
00:48:13 He's got the car!
00:48:17 Come on.
00:48:21 Hello!
00:48:29 What do you think of this?
00:48:32 That's a nice pile of junk, my boy.
00:48:36 It needs a little work,
00:48:39 - It doesn't go, though, does it?
00:48:43 You can make it go, can't you, daddy?
00:48:47 We're gonna give it a try.
00:48:51 George, give us a hand here.
00:48:55 - OK, heave!
00:48:58 Comfortable, Grandpa?
00:49:04 It won't work, of course.
00:49:07 - Left hand down.
00:49:11 Watch it, Jeremy.
00:49:14 Ah, good. Keep coming. That's it.
00:49:17 Watch out, Edison.
00:49:22 - All right, governor?
00:49:26 - Now...
00:49:29 We'd better go. You know what
00:49:33 - But we wanted to stay and watch.
00:49:37 Don't overdo it, my boy.
00:49:40 - Right, grandpa.
00:50:10 Come on!
00:50:26 "And the big brown bear
00:50:32 "No, the princess cried..."
00:50:59 "And the big brown bear
00:51:42 It's awfully quiet in there.
00:51:45 - Breakfast is ready.
00:51:50 Come and have your breakfast.
00:51:54 Daddy said the car
00:51:57 You'll be waiting a month of Sundays
00:52:22 - That's Daddy!
00:52:32 - Gosh!
00:52:35 What do you think?
00:52:37 She's the most beautiful thing
00:52:40 It's wonderful.
00:52:45 - Can we go for a drive?
00:52:48 I have a better idea.
00:52:51 Let's get cracking.
00:52:54 Get in, Jemima.
00:52:59 Mind the woodwork.
00:53:04 - Don't touch the horn.
00:53:07 Put it on the back.
00:53:09 Grandpa, come on.
00:53:12 It'll never go, my dears.
00:53:15 But it is going.
00:53:18 Then it'll never stop.
00:53:21 - Where are you going?
00:53:25 I'm off to Alaska, me boy. Cheerio.
00:53:28 Goodbye, Grandpa.
00:53:31 - We're off.
00:53:34 Sit down, Jemima.
00:53:17 - Yes!
00:53:40 Mind your back, Grandpa.
00:53:43 Bye, Grandpa.
00:53:46 Nasty, smelly things, motor cars.
00:53:54 - What a funny noise it's making.
00:53:57 - All engines talk.
00:54:00 It's saying...
00:54:03 Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,
00:54:06 Bang, bang.
00:54:09 Chitty chitty bang bang. Chitty chitty
00:54:12 ## Chitty Bang Bang,
00:54:15 ## Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang!
00:54:18 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:54:21 ## And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:54:24 ## Near, far, in our motor car,
00:54:30 ## Bang bang,
00:54:33 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:54:36 ## Bang bang,
00:54:38 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:54:41 ## Chitty Bang Bang,
00:54:43 ## Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
00:54:45 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:54:47 ## And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:54:51 ## Near, far, in our motor car,
00:54:55 ## Bang bang,
00:54:57 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:54:59 ## Bang bang,
00:55:01 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:55:03 ## You're sleek as a thoroughbred
00:55:05 ## Your seats are a feather bed
00:55:07 ## You'll turn everybody's head today
00:55:11 ## We'll glide on our motor trip
00:55:14 ## With pride in our ownership
00:55:16 ## The envy of all we survey
00:55:19 ## Oh, Chitty, you Chitty,
00:55:22 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:55:25 ## And Chitty, in Chitty,
00:55:27 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:55:29 ## Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car
00:55:31 ## Oh, what a happy time we'll spend
00:55:34 ## Bang bang,
00:55:37 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:55:38 ## Bang bang,
00:55:40 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:55:41 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:55:43 ## Fine four-fendered
00:55:45 - Daddy!
00:55:54 A slight squeeze on the hooter
00:55:57 Never mind about that.
00:56:01 Well...
00:56:03 Looks to me as if you'll
00:56:07 What? In this dress?
00:56:18 - Come on.
00:56:21 - I'm gonna carry you.
00:56:23 Unless you'd rather ride piggyback.
00:56:26 - All right, you may carry me.
00:56:30 Wait, my handbag.
00:56:36 It's all right.
00:56:41 - Thank you.
00:56:44 - We're going to the seaside.
00:56:47 - Come with us.
00:56:49 I'm hardly In the mood for a picnic
00:56:52 - Well, you needn't worry about your car.
00:56:55 - We've got sausage tarts.
00:56:59 I got it a little mixed up.
00:57:04 What an unusual car.
00:57:08 Daddy made it.
00:57:11 - And it actually goes?
00:57:14 That's a curious name for a motor car.
00:57:17 But that's the sound it makes. Listen.
00:57:21 ## Chitty Bang Bang,
00:57:26 ## Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:57:30 ## And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:57:36 ## High, low, anywhere we go,
00:57:39 ## Bang bang,
00:57:41 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:57:43 ## Bang bang,
00:57:45 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:57:48 ## You're sleek as a thoroughbred
00:57:51 ## Your seats are a feather bed
00:57:53 ## You'll turn everybody's head today!
00:57:56 ## We'll glide on our motor trip
00:57:59 ## With pride in our ownership
00:58:01 ## The envy of all we survey
00:58:08 ## Oh, Chitty, you Chitty,
00:58:12 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:58:14 ## And, Chitty, our Chitty,
00:58:16 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us, too!
00:58:18 ## High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go,
00:58:21 ## Bang bang,
00:58:23 ## Our fine four-fendered friend
00:58:26 ## Bang bang,
00:58:28 ## Our fine four-fendered
00:58:30 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
00:58:32 ## Fine four-fendered
00:58:59 Ohh!
00:59:41 I'm so glad you came.
00:59:46 Truly Scrumptious, you know...
00:59:51 Even if we didn't know your name,
00:59:54 - Oh?
00:59:58 - Like Yum Yum.
01:00:00 Or Toot Sweets.
01:00:02 Yes, Toot Sweets.
01:00:04 Toot Sweets? Oh, no.
01:00:06 ## Toot sweets sound like what they are
01:00:09 ## So do lollies in a lollipop jar
01:00:13 ## Gingerbread men
01:00:17 ## We've found
01:00:22 ## Sugar plum, cinnamon and lemon tart
01:00:25 ## Tell you what they are
01:00:28 ## And your name
01:00:36 ## By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
01:00:40 ## You're truly, truly scrumptious
01:00:45 ## Scrumptious as
01:00:54 ## When you're near us
01:00:58 ## It's so delicious
01:01:02 ## Honest, Truly
01:01:05 ## You're the answer to our wishes
01:01:09 ## Truly Scrumptious
01:01:12 ## Though we may seem presumptuous
01:01:16 ## Never, never, ever go away
01:01:25 ## Our hearts beat so unruly
01:01:29 ## Because we love you truly!
01:01:33 Oh...
01:01:37 ## Honest, Truly, we do!
01:01:47 Daddy! Daddy!
01:02:04 Boo!
01:02:13 ## Truly scrumptious
01:02:16 ## You two are truly scrumptious!
01:02:20 ## Scrumptious as the breeze
01:02:24 ## When you're smiling
01:02:28 ## It's so delicious
01:02:34 ## So beguiling
01:02:40 ## You're the answer to my wishes
01:02:43 ## Truly scrumptious
01:02:48 ## You two are truly scrumptious
01:02:51 ## And I shan't forget this lovely day
01:02:59 ## My heart beats so unruly
01:03:03 ## I also love you truly,
01:03:11 ## Honest, truly, I do!
01:03:27 - Come on.
01:03:31 - Mr Potts?
01:03:36 - I'm sorry.
01:03:39 - What are you doing?
01:03:45 You know, Mr Potts,
01:03:49 Why, thank you.
01:03:56 Isn't it beautiful?
01:03:59 Lovely. Just lovely.
01:04:05 Jeremy, it's not nice to peek.
01:04:08 I'm not peeking. I'm looking.
01:04:11 - Do you think they like each other?
01:04:14 - Are they going to get married?
01:04:18 Not yet.
01:04:21 Well, just as soon as he kisses her,
01:04:26 - Jeremy, what are you doing?
01:04:31 There aren't any pirates
01:04:35 Oh, I'm sure there are.
01:04:38 Of course there are. This is where they
01:04:42 - Mm-hm.
01:04:46 A story about pirates?
01:04:49 Let me see.
01:04:53 A boat! I can see a boat.
01:04:57 A boat?
01:04:59 Did you say a boat?
01:05:01 - That isn't just any old boat out there.
01:05:04 Zat iz ze private yacht
01:05:08 Baron Bomburst?
01:05:12 You haf never heard
01:05:15 Ruler of Vulgaria?
01:05:18 - Gosh!
01:05:21 Und he has sailed all ze way to England,
01:05:23 because he has heard tell
01:05:26 built by zat brilliant inventor,
01:05:29 - Hurray!
01:05:32 Und he has come to steal ze car
01:05:44 That car!
01:05:47 I want it. I want it!
01:05:50 - But, Your Excellency...
01:05:54 Stand by the boats, man the grappling
01:06:00 - He's awful!
01:06:04 - He isn't even nice.
01:06:08 - You won't let him, will you?
01:06:12 - We've got to get away.
01:06:15 - Quickly, before they get here!
01:06:18 - But why, daddy, why?
01:06:20 What none of us have noticed
01:06:23 the tide has been coming in.
01:06:27 What are we going to do?
01:06:31 - Do hurry, Mr Potts.
01:06:36 Look! They are completely
01:06:40 They will all drown.
01:06:43 I haven't seen a good drowning in years.
01:06:49 - Is there anything I can do to help?
01:06:53 - Hurry, Daddy!
01:06:56 - Not that one. The other one.
01:06:59 We're gonna have to swim for it.
01:07:04 - We must. Come on, Jeremy.
01:07:09 Everybody hold on.
01:07:19 - This is impossible.
01:07:23 - You always said it was a magic car.
01:07:26 - Look. It's a boat.
01:07:29 Hang on, everybody. We're off.
01:07:35 A floating car?
01:07:38 What do you think of that, Chancellor?
01:07:41 Yabba, a car, floaten on the waterfol.
01:07:49 This in my whole lifelodes,
01:07:52 It's uncategorical.
01:07:56 A fuel-burning oracle.
01:08:05 A fantasmagorical machine!
01:08:09 ## It's more than spectacular
01:08:12 ## To use the vernacular
01:08:16 - It's wizard!
01:08:19 ## It's keen!
01:08:23 ## Oh, Chitty, you Chitty,
01:08:27 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
01:08:30 ## And, Chitty, our Chitty,
01:08:32 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us, too!
01:08:34 ## High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go,
01:08:36 ## Bang bang,
01:08:39 ## Our fine four-fendered friend!
01:08:42 They're firing at us!
01:08:45 All right, then. We'll show them something.
01:08:58 Follow that car!
01:09:01 I want that car!
01:09:04 I must have it!
01:09:31 Follow that car!
01:09:50 I want the car!
01:09:54 Action stations.
01:10:13 Get out!
01:10:19 Where are my two spies?
01:10:24 Ah, there you are.
01:10:28 Now, then.
01:10:30 I have a secret mission for you.
01:10:32 You will go ashore and capture
01:10:37 Good. But...
01:10:39 if you fail,
01:10:41 I will cut off your heads.
01:10:44 Now!
01:10:47 I want that car.
01:11:13 - Now, then, vere are we?
01:11:16 I know where we are, stupid!
01:11:20 And ven we are in England,
01:11:23 We play cricket.
01:11:25 No. We dress like Englishmen.
01:11:33 Remarkable weather we are having
01:11:36 Do you not think so, Cuthbort?
01:11:38 Indubitabably, Basil.
01:11:47 - You know, Mr Potts...
01:11:51 - It's a pretty silly name.
01:11:55 You know, I really owe you an apology.
01:11:59 You're more than just a father
01:12:03 Nursemaid, private tutor,
01:12:07 Except what they really need.
01:12:21 - Well, it's been quite a day.
01:12:25 Thank you, and say goodbye
01:12:29 Yes, I will.
01:12:32 - I hope we'll see you again.
01:12:35 - Goodbye.
01:13:01 ## This lovely, lonely man
01:13:08 ## I've only known a day
01:13:15 ## I look at him
01:13:25 ## Oh, what a love
01:13:31 ## Oh, what a lovely, lonely man
01:13:40 ## I've met so many men
01:13:45 ## So easy to forget
01:13:50 ## I thought I'd grown immune to them
01:13:56 ## And yet
01:14:02 ## He's such a love
01:14:07 ## He's such a lovely, lonely man
01:14:15 ## How did he touch my heart?
01:14:20 ## How did this feeling start?
01:14:27 ## This glow that feels so warm inside
01:14:33 ## This sudden summer storm inside
01:14:45 ## My life now has a plan
01:14:50 ## To someday make him see
01:14:55 ## That I need him
01:15:04 ## Oh, what a love!
01:15:09 ## Oh, what a lovely, lonely man!
01:15:44 ## My life now has a plan
01:15:49 ## To someday make him see
01:15:54 ## That I need him
01:16:06 ## Oh, what a love!
01:16:10 ## Oh, what a lovely, lonely man!
01:16:28 ## Oh, how I love
01:16:31 ## This one and only man!
01:17:11 Quickly! Quickly!
01:17:13 Hurry! Hurry!
01:17:20 Come on! Hurry!
01:17:26 They're coming!
01:17:29 Get ready!
01:17:32 Fire!
01:18:03 This way!
01:18:06 Stop! Up!
01:18:16 Hup!
01:18:26 - They're trying to get past.
01:18:31 Get over, you halfwits.
01:18:35 It's Father, and he's in one of his tempers.
01:18:38 - That'll be a change.
01:18:41 I can't. There isn't room.
01:18:44 Get out of the way.
01:18:45 Turn off here.
01:18:53 We got him!
01:19:15 You nincompoops! I'll have you sent
01:19:19 I suppose you baboons have
01:19:23 - You stupid fool!
01:19:30 I have an idea.
01:19:41 Remember, we are supposed
01:19:45 So, let us try and behave
01:19:49 Ja, ja, ja.
01:19:52 So, open the door.
01:20:01 "Carac-a-tacatus Potts."
01:20:04 "Inventor."
01:20:12 Typical English eccentric.
01:20:15 That must be the inventor.
01:20:20 Pardink me for protruding but have I
01:20:25 Mr Potts?
01:20:28 That's me.
01:20:30 What do you want?
01:20:33 I don't want nothing. Excuse me.
01:20:37 I'm off to Africa.
01:20:42 Africa? Zat was a ruse
01:20:46 I know where he has gone.
01:20:50 - Quick, the portable wireless transmitter!
01:21:03 Jawohl.
01:21:06 - This is X speaking.
01:21:09 - No, X!
01:21:12 - X as in...
01:21:15 Send transport immediately.
01:21:26 - They're here!
01:21:32 That way!
01:21:37 Quickly! This way! Quickly!
01:21:41 Get up the ladder! Quickly!
01:21:46 Quickly! Up! Take it up!
01:21:49 Now over here!
01:21:52 Up! Up!
01:21:56 Wait for me.
01:22:11 Hello. What's your game, then?
01:22:17 What's going on?
01:22:20 I'm flying.
01:22:26 - Look.
01:22:29 - It's a big balloon.
01:22:33 - What's that underneath?
01:22:36 - But what's it doing up there?
01:22:40 Help me, Caractacus, my boy,
01:22:43 Grandpa what are you doing?
01:22:46 My boy, it's me, your own father.
01:22:49 They won't get away with that.
01:22:52 - Sit down, Jeremy.
01:22:55 Hurry, Daddy!
01:22:58 Caractacus!
01:23:00 He's getting away!
01:23:03 Hold on, Grandpa. We're coming!
01:23:07 Help!
01:23:10 Come back, Grandpa.
01:23:14 What do you think you're doing?
01:23:16 I'm being abducted by foreigners.
01:23:18 Caractacus!
01:23:20 Hey!
01:23:25 Where are they going?
01:23:28 Look out!
01:24:55 Where are they going?
01:24:58 - Look out!
01:25:12 What's happening?
01:25:15 - Look at that.
01:25:18 You're a genius!
01:25:21 It's nothing, really.
01:25:33 - Look! There they are.
01:25:37 We'll catch 'em up.
01:25:47 - We've lost them.
01:25:51 - What about Grandpa?
01:25:54 Grandpa can take care of himself.
01:25:57 This is livin', this is style
01:26:01 ## This is elegance by the mile
01:26:05 ## Oh, the posh, posh travelling life,
01:26:08 ## First cabin and captain's table,
01:26:11 ## Whenever I'm bored, I travel abroad,
01:26:17 ## Port out, starboard home,
01:26:21 We're losing height.
01:26:24 Jettison ballast.
01:26:30 ## The hands that hold the sceptres,
01:26:34 ## They'll always give their all for me,
01:26:39 ## I'm on my way to far away,
01:26:43 ## And fare thee well and bon voyage,
01:26:52 ## Oh, the posh, posh travelling life,
01:26:56 ## First cabin and captain's table,
01:27:00 ## Pardon the dust of the upper crust
01:27:04 ## Fetch us a cup of tea
01:27:08 ## Port out, starboard home,
01:27:22 ## In every foreign strand I land,
01:27:27 ## The royal welcome mat is out,
01:27:31 ## But monarchies are constantly
01:27:35 ## Last month I missed a mufti,
01:27:38 ## Oh, the posh, posh travelling life,
01:27:41 ## Rompity tompity
01:27:44 We are still losing height.
01:27:48 There must be something else
01:27:51 There's nothing else
01:28:02 - You just dropped someone.
01:28:11 Come back!
01:28:14 ## Oh, the posh, posh travelling life,
01:28:17 ## First cabin and captain's table,
01:28:21 ## When I'm at the helm,
01:28:25 ## And I do it stylishly
01:28:28 ## Port out, starboard home,
01:28:35 - Schweinhund!
01:28:39 - What do we do now?
01:28:42 - I don't swim.
01:28:45 ## P-O-S-H, P-O-S-H
01:28:48 ## Posh!
01:29:10 Hello.
01:29:13 Where are we?
01:29:16 Somewhere over the North Sea, I think.
01:29:18 Don't you know where we're going?
01:29:21 I don't, but Chitty does.
01:29:24 I think we're in pretty good hands.
01:29:52 Good morning.
01:29:56 We hope you had a pleasant trip.
01:29:59 We are about to land in Vulgaria.
01:30:03 - Where?
01:30:06 Please fasten your seat belts,
01:30:09 - Thank you.
01:30:17 Speed, 41/2 knots, sir.
01:30:21 Wind, east-southeast, sir.
01:30:33 Brigade, attention!
01:30:59 - We haf a guest. Welcome him.
01:31:03 Order arms!
01:31:10 Professor Potts.
01:31:13 Please, walk zis way.
01:31:16 Present arms!
01:31:31 On behalf of
01:31:36 Excuse me.
01:31:43 You're early.
01:32:02 - Down the table and in the pocky.
01:32:07 - Professor Potts!
01:32:10 Vulgaria welcomes
01:32:14 inventor extraordinary.
01:32:18 Excuse me, sir.
01:32:22 what? You are not Professor Potts,
01:32:25 Executioner!
01:32:32 What would you like me to invent, sir?
01:32:36 I will show you. My horse!
01:32:39 Get the horse for His Excellency.
01:32:42 Gee up!
01:33:06 How proud you look on that fine horse.
01:33:10 The most beautiful toy
01:33:14 - But, who is this?
01:33:18 I think we haf a surprise for you.
01:33:22 - Come on.
01:33:31 Well, vat do you think, Professor?
01:33:36 These will be your assistants.
01:33:40 Can you make zis car float?
01:33:44 Like ampfibial English motee car.
01:33:48 It's not that easy without my laboratory.
01:33:52 Oh, I have already thought of that.
01:33:55 Here is your laboratory.
01:34:00 If you succeed in making the car float,
01:34:04 I will make you privy counsellor.
01:34:08 But if you fail, I will stuff your head
01:34:13 Feedy dorribles, snarly snort horribold.
01:34:18 You haf got 24 hours.
01:34:21 24 hours and worky nosey grindstone.
01:34:30 Proper card, he is.
01:34:33 Odd sense of humour.
01:34:35 Stuff me head with sauerkraut.
01:34:38 The baron never makes jokes.
01:34:41 Look at us. We've been here for
01:34:44 I came here to repair the telephone.
01:34:46 That was 24 years ago.
01:34:50 They have terrible tortures.
01:34:53 The thumbscrew and the rack.
01:34:56 They stretch you and stretch you.
01:35:00 When I first came here, I was a midget.
01:35:06 Phaw!
01:35:08 But, I mean, a floating car!
01:35:12 That's impossible!
01:35:14 - Nothing's impossible.
01:35:18 We'll help you, won't we, lads?
01:35:21 Nil desperandum.
01:35:24 Courage, man.
01:35:26 ## Every bursted bubble has a glory
01:35:30 ## Each abysmal failure makes a point
01:35:34 ## Every glowing path that goes astray
01:35:37 ## Shows you how to find a better way!
01:35:41 ## So every time you stumble,
01:35:45 ## Next time you'll bumble even less
01:35:48 ## For up from the ashes,
01:35:52 ## Grow the roses of success
01:35:55 ## Grow the roses
01:35:59 ## Grow the roses of success
01:36:03 ## Oh, yes!
01:36:05 ## Grow the roses
01:36:08 ## Those rosy roses
01:36:10 ## From the ashes of disaster
01:36:13 - Yes, I know, but he wants it to float.
01:36:16 ## For every big mistake you make,
01:36:19 - ## Be grateful!
01:36:21 - ## That mistake you'll never make again!
01:36:23 ## Every shiny dream that fades and dies
01:36:27 ## Generates the steam for two more tries!
01:36:31 ## There's magic in the wake of a fiasco!
01:36:34 ## Correct!
01:36:36 ## It gives you that chance to second-guess!
01:36:39 ## Oh, yes!
01:36:41 - ## Then up from the ashes!
01:36:43 ## Grow the roses of success!
01:36:46 ## Grow the roses,
01:36:49 ## Grow the roses of success!
01:36:52 ## Grow the roses,
01:36:55 ## Those rosy roses,
01:36:58 ## From the ashes of disaster
01:37:05 - ## Disaster didn't stymie Louis Pasteur!
01:37:09 - ## Edison took years to see the light!
01:37:12 ## Alexander Graham knew failure well!
01:37:16 ## He took a lot of knocks to ring that bell!
01:37:19 ## So when it gets distressing,
01:37:24 ## Onward and upward you must press,
01:37:27 ## Till up from the ashes,
01:37:30 ## Up from the ashes,
01:37:32 ## Grow the roses of success!
01:37:35 ## Grow the ro...
01:37:37 ## Grow the roses,
01:37:39 ## Grow the ro...
01:37:41 ## Grow the roses,
01:37:43 ## Grow the roses of success!
01:37:45 ## Grow the ro...
01:37:47 ## Grow the roses,
01:37:49 ## Those rosy ro...
01:37:52 ## Those rosy roses!
01:37:54 ## From the ashes of disaster
01:37:56 ## Grow the roses
01:37:58 ## Of success!
01:38:00 - Start the engine.
01:38:04 - Batten the hatches.
01:38:06 Man the shrouds!
01:38:07 Lift the anchor!
01:38:11 ## Success!
01:38:28 Oh, Daddy, we'll never find him.
01:38:31 We must keep looking.
01:38:35 Look! What's that down there?
01:38:37 A- ha!
01:38:39 Let's have a look.
01:38:34 Look!
01:38:48 - The Zeppelin!
01:38:52 Not yet we haven't.
01:39:08 What's happening?
01:39:12 - Remarkable!
01:39:15 - We are being attacked.
01:39:17 Attack! Attack!
01:39:19 That was that terrible Bomburst!
01:39:22 It certainly was.
01:39:26 - Where are they going?
01:39:28 Where did they go?
01:39:31 How floaty in the heavenly abode,
01:39:35 Fire!
01:39:38 What's the matter with you?
01:39:41 They're firing at us.
01:39:44 There are children up there.
01:39:48 We'd better get away from here.
01:39:51 Hang on, everybody.
01:39:54 Your Excellency,
01:39:59 Call out the guards!
01:40:10 And call out the child catcher!
01:40:20 Charge!
01:40:23 Charge!
01:40:32 Hey! Let me in.
01:40:43 We made it!
01:40:50 - Isn't Chitty wonderful?
01:40:54 Yes, he certainly is.
01:40:56 All right! You all stay here.
01:40:58 - We want to come too.
01:41:00 Don't you think
01:41:04 - Maybe you're right. Come along.
01:41:08 - I wonder where we are.
01:41:12 Come on.
01:41:18 Pardon me, sir. The castle?
01:41:22 - Le chateau?
01:41:25 What's the matter with him?
01:41:28 Come on.
01:42:00 What are they staring at?
01:42:04 I don't know.
01:42:08 It seems to be the children.
01:42:12 Haven't they seen children before?
01:42:16 Haven't you noticed?
01:42:19 There aren't any children.
01:42:23 Not one.
01:42:31 What's going on?
01:42:35 Hey, you, what's happening?
01:42:39 Soldiers! Soldiers!
01:42:47 Hey, you there!
01:42:50 - Get those children in here.
01:42:54 Quickly, before the soldiers get here.
01:42:57 Come, Fraulein.
01:43:03 We must get those children out of sight.
01:43:08 But why? What for?
01:43:11 The law! Nobody's allowed
01:43:14 - But what about all these toys?
01:43:17 Quickly, down there.
01:43:40 I want every house in this square
01:43:45 First section, step out there and search.
01:43:48 Second section, over there and search, quick.
01:43:50 Search everywhere!
01:43:56 Giddap!
01:44:04 There are children here somewhere.
01:44:09 I can smell them.
01:44:14 Aaah-ha!
01:44:18 Captain!
01:44:20 I think we've got them.
01:44:23 - Lieutenant!
01:44:28 Get this door open.
01:44:30 All right. I'm coming.
01:44:32 Bang the door down! Quickly!
01:44:34 You've no right to come in here!
01:44:36 - Search the place!
01:44:40 A- ha!
01:44:42 They are here somewhere.
01:44:46 I can feel it in my bones.
01:44:49 There are children here somewhere.
01:44:52 Children in a toy shop.
01:44:57 What are you doing? That's something
01:45:00 Let me tell you, toymaker.
01:45:05 This nose of mine has never failed me.
01:45:09 And if there are children here, my friend,
01:45:13 you will die.
01:45:21 A- ha!
01:45:28 Quick, open it up.
01:45:34 The baroness will have
01:45:38 and your eyeballs for earrings.
01:45:41 - Nobody down here, sir.
01:45:47 You have to know where to look.
01:45:50 Like cockroaches
01:45:54 in the cracks in the walls,
01:45:58 in the woodwork.
01:46:39 I don't trust a man who makes toys
01:46:43 in a land where children are forbidden.
01:46:48 Every toy I make is exclusively
01:46:52 Captain, ze flying car.
01:47:07 Fall in! Fall in!
01:47:27 Take zis car to the castle.
01:47:21 - They can't take Chitty.
01:47:26 - What are you going to do?
01:47:30 Are you mad? Are you going to take on
01:47:41 What kind of a country is this?
01:47:44 No children.
01:47:46 Everybody terrified out of their lives.
01:47:49 My friend, take some good advice.
01:47:52 Take your children and your good lady
01:47:56 And leave Grandpa up in the castle? We need
01:47:59 - Just tell me how to get there.
01:48:03 If I don't finish this for the baron's
01:48:07 All right, I'll go myself. Truly, you stay here
01:48:12 All right, all right.
01:48:17 You don't know what you're
01:48:23 - Here's one for you, one for you.
01:48:27 Keep them out of sight, please.
01:48:30 You be good and do what Truly tells you.
01:48:34 - We will.
01:48:36 Are you coming?
01:48:49 Come.
01:48:55 Quickly!
01:49:03 There isn't a scrap of food in the place.
01:49:07 - I'm so hungry, my tummy hurts.
01:49:11 I simply must find something for you.
01:49:14 Promise not to move
01:49:17 - We promise, don't we?
01:49:19 Remember, you stay right here.
01:49:25 To get in that way,
01:49:37 We should go down now
01:49:40 Come. Come.
01:49:43 The flying car.
01:49:48 At last it's mine.
01:49:51 Send for the inventor.
01:49:54 Now, then, fly.
01:49:57 - Yes, fly.
01:50:02 - Come on. Fly.
01:50:04 I command you to fly!
01:50:06 Watch it.
01:50:08 - Over here.
01:50:11 You are the inventor.
01:50:14 Make it fly. Go on. Get in.
01:50:21 Stand back, everyone.
01:50:25 Yoo-hoo, Bombie, wait for me!
01:50:28 Every time I want to have
01:50:34 My darling, we are going for a fly.
01:50:38 How exciting. Fly. How thrilling.
01:50:41 - Come on. Hurry up.
01:50:44 Now, just a minute.
01:50:47 - Here we go, my beloved.
01:50:50 Isn't it exciting, my dear?
01:51:00 You are a genius. My guns!
01:51:04 Don't worry, little pigeon.
01:51:07 I've been waiting for this for 20 years.
01:51:11 Are you still there, my love?
01:51:23 There she is, Your Excellency.
01:51:26 My diamonds!
01:51:28 Are you all right, my dear?
01:51:32 I'm all right, my dumpling.
01:51:35 Good. Never mind.
01:51:53 Here we are, children.
01:51:58 Lollipops.
01:52:02 Come along, my little ones.
01:52:06 Lollipops.
01:52:11 Ice cream. Chocolate.
01:52:16 Listen.
01:52:21 What's that?
01:52:26 Children, where are you?
01:52:29 I know you're here somewhere.
01:52:34 I've lots of lovely goodies for you.
01:52:40 Jeremy, you mustn't.
01:52:47 Lollipops.
01:52:50 And all free today.
01:52:54 Cherry pies,
01:52:57 cream puffs,
01:52:59 ice cream,
01:53:01 treacle tarts.
01:53:03 - Treacle tarts.
01:53:06 And all free.
01:53:09 Come along, kiddiwinkies.
01:53:12 - Come on.
01:53:16 We'll get Truly some as well. Come on!
01:53:23 Mr Man...
01:53:26 - Children, come back.
01:53:31 Children, come back here.
01:53:34 Come along, my little dears,
01:53:38 my little mice.
01:53:40 Come to me.
01:53:42 What will it be? Ice cream?
01:53:45 Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla.
01:53:49 Come along, my little dears.
01:53:53 Not a penny to pay.
01:53:56 Go inside, my little dears.
01:54:17 Children!
01:54:24 Truly.
01:54:26 Help! Help!
01:54:28 - What's happened?
01:54:34 Your Excellency.
01:54:38 - Let us out.
01:54:51 Children, Your Highness.
01:54:54 Foreign children. Unique specimens.
01:55:02 You're sure they can't get out?
01:55:03 No, Your Highness.
01:55:07 Perhaps Your Highness
01:55:12 Nasty little creatures.
01:55:18 - Just you wait till our daddy hears about this.
01:55:23 Take them away to the tower.
01:55:29 You're a nasty, horrid, mean old lady.
01:55:32 And very ugly.
01:55:35 Oh, she's going.
01:56:04 200 feet above us through that solid rock
01:56:40 These are our children.
01:56:44 For five years, we have hidden them
01:56:47 They don't know what a tree looks like
01:56:55 Food. Here!
01:56:58 There's bread for everyone.
01:57:02 Like little rats, they run up and down the
01:57:07 Here, catch!
01:57:10 Son! Son! I'm looking for my children!
01:57:14 I think they are up there in the
01:57:17 - Have you seen them?
01:57:20 - A little boy and girl?
01:57:23 They're locked up in the tower.
01:57:25 - And the grandfather?
01:57:28 Sir, have you come to help us?
01:57:33 Are you going to take us out of here?
01:57:40 - What's your name, son?
01:57:44 Well, Peter, you shouldn't be afraid,
01:57:49 Because there's always hope.
01:57:54 That's what I always tell my children
01:58:03 ## A gentle breeze
01:58:07 ## Softly blows o'er Lullaby Bay
01:58:15 ## It fills the sails
01:58:23 ## Waiting to sail...
01:58:34 ## So close your eyes
01:58:40 ## Wave goodbye
01:58:50 ## And watch your boat
01:58:57 ## Sail far away from Lullaby Bay!
01:59:12 Is that the only advice you
01:59:17 It's a beautiful dream, but I don't see
01:59:21 We're gonna get up into that castle.
01:59:25 - It is impossible.
01:59:28 Everybody listen to me.
01:59:31 - You want to get out of here, don't you?
01:59:35 Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes?
01:59:38 Boo!
01:59:41 We'll give him a party he'll never forget.
01:59:45 Everybody gather around here.
02:00:01 ## Happy birthday to me
02:00:04 ## Happy birthday, dear Bombie...
02:00:08 Don't move.
02:00:13 What a picture.
02:00:15 Such memories it brings back.
02:00:20 My little dumpling.
02:00:23 My Liebling.
02:00:26 ## You're my little chu-chi face
02:00:28 ## My kootchi, kootchi,
02:00:34 ## Every time I look at you, I sigh!
02:00:41 ## And you're my little teddy bear!
02:00:43 ## My lovey, lovey dovey little teddy bear!
02:00:47 ## You're the Apfel Streudel of mein eye!
02:00:58 ## Your chu-chi, wootchi nose,
02:01:01 ## They set my heart a-flutter!
02:01:04 ## Your ootchi, kootchi ways,
02:01:09 ## Wilts me down like meltings butter!
02:01:19 ## You're my little chu-chi face!
02:01:23 ## And you're my teddy bear!
02:01:26 ## Together we're a chu-chi, wootchi,
02:01:51 ## Whatever you may ask
02:01:56 ## I only live to serve you!
02:01:59 ## I never will divine
02:02:03 ## I only know
02:02:12 Ha, ha, ha!
02:02:19 ## You're my little chu-chi face!
02:02:23 ## And you're my teddy bear!
02:02:27 ## Together we're a chu-chi,
02:02:32 - ## Chu-chi...
02:02:34 - ## Ootchi...
02:02:36 ## Chu-chi, wootchi, ootchi,
02:02:40 ## Pair!
02:03:36 Oh, what a rotten birthday party.
02:03:39 Never mind, my little Bombie.
02:03:42 I have a surprise for you.
02:03:45 Surprises! Oh, I love surprises.
02:03:48 Sit down quickly. Summon the toymaker.
02:03:53 Summon the toymaker.
02:04:01 Hurry up. Don't waste time.
02:04:09 Your Excellency, may I wish you all you
02:04:14 Never mind that.
02:04:18 What have I made you? Such a toy.
02:04:24 Where is it? Bring it in.
02:04:28 Right away. I'll get it for you.
02:04:42 This year, Your Excellency,
02:04:46 Put it down there. Careful with it.
02:04:50 For months I have been working
02:04:56 to bring you this.
02:05:00 Dolls? Dolls?
02:05:05 I have hundreds of dolls.
02:05:09 But this is not just an ordinary
02:05:20 You see?
02:05:29 ## What do you see,
02:05:36 ## You see a doll on a music box
02:05:43 ## How can you tell
02:05:51 ## I'm waiting for love's first kiss!
02:05:57 ## You cannot see
02:06:05 ## Turning around on this music box
02:06:15 ## Yearning, yearning!
02:06:24 ## While I'm turning around and around!
02:08:59 - ## What do you see?
02:09:03 - ## You people gazing at me!
02:09:07 - ## You see a doll on a music box!
02:09:11 ## That's wound by a key!
02:09:14 ## How can you tell...
02:09:17 ## I'm under a spell?
02:09:22 - ## I'm waiting for love's...
02:09:26 - ## First kiss!
02:09:29 - ## You cannot see...
02:09:33 - ## How much I long to be free!
02:09:37 - ## Turning around on this music box!
02:09:41 ## That's wound by a key!
02:09:45 - ## Yearning...
02:09:50 - ## Yearning...
02:09:53 - ## While...
02:09:55 - ## I'm...
02:09:59 ## Turning around and around!
02:10:10 Just a minute!
02:10:41 Atchoo!
02:11:53 Oh, I'm so happy...
02:11:56 I could jump for joy!
02:12:06 - Come on.
02:12:09 Children!
02:12:25 Get me down!
02:12:39 Call the cavalry!
02:12:52 - Jeremy, Jeremy!
02:12:57 - They could be anywhere.
02:13:15 Jeremy and Jemima!
02:13:19 Jeremy! Jemima!
02:13:22 It's Truly. We're in here.
02:13:26 Don't worry.
02:13:30 Here. They're in there.
02:13:32 - Children, are you all right?
02:13:36 We found them. They're in there.
02:13:40 Children, get away from the door.
02:13:49 - Children!
02:14:37 Let me down!
02:14:40 Ow!
02:14:45 - Mein Liebchen, are you hurt?
02:14:48 - We must escape through the cellars.
02:14:51 Come on.
02:14:56 - You stay here.
02:15:10 Where are these children coming from?
02:15:13 - This way. We'll go down here.
02:15:20 - No, no, I'll get my clothes dirty.
02:15:31 Oh, my crown! I lost my crown.
02:15:35 Never mind, my little Bombkin.
02:15:46 Here.
02:15:49 Attack!
02:15:52 - Daddy, look out.
02:15:55 She's come to save us.
02:16:15 Hello. What's that car doing here?
02:16:19 There's Grandpa.
02:16:23 - Caractacus!
02:16:56 Stand back from the propellers.
02:17:13 And so, after that,
02:17:17 And all the children laughed
02:17:21 And Chitty flew high
02:17:26 everybody safe and sound and...
02:17:29 - And Daddy and Truly were married.
02:17:33 Is that how the story ends?
02:17:39 It's getting late. We'd better get back.
02:18:10 Well...
02:18:14 - Goodbye, Jeremy, Jemima.
02:18:17 - Will we see you again?
02:18:21 - Goodbye.
02:18:24 Truly!
02:18:28 I hope the children didn't embarrass you.
02:18:32 - In what way?
02:18:35 - You know what kids are like.
02:18:38 I don't think they realise
02:18:41 - Ridiculous?
02:18:43 I mean, you live in that big house,
02:18:45 and the factory and all.
02:18:48 If I said something like that,
02:18:52 - I didn't mean...
02:19:00 Well, don't you want to ride up front?
02:19:10 Well, that was a fine picnic, wasn't it?
02:19:20 - Shall we have another one tomorrow?
02:19:24 Well, Miss Scrumptious has a lot
02:19:28 Are we ever going to see Truly
02:19:32 Well, we'll see.
02:19:43 Look, that's Lord Scrumptious's car.
02:19:47 - Why, I believe it is.
02:19:51 - I don't know.
02:19:55 - Excuse me? Are you...?
02:20:02 That's wiped out your cavalry.
02:20:06 But I have my second infantry
02:20:10 Attacking from the rear?
02:20:14 Artillery, prepare to open fire.
02:20:17 Number one battalion,
02:20:20 - What's going on?
02:20:24 - And that wiped out your artillery.
02:20:28 - What is going on here?
02:20:32 - Bungie Potts, best batman I ever had.
02:20:36 - You mean you were...
02:20:41 - Potts, how about some more tea?
02:20:45 As for you, there's a good chance
02:20:48 Rich? What do you mean?
02:20:51 Those confounded sweets of yours.
02:20:54 Woof Sweets, that's what we'll call 'em.
02:20:58 Canine candies.
02:21:02 - You've done it, Daddy.
02:21:05 It's the posh life for us all now, my boy.
02:21:08 We're going to be rich.
02:21:11 I invented something
02:21:15 I wouldn't be offering you
02:21:18 Later. Don't go away.
02:21:22 - What about the contract?
02:21:25 Daddy!
02:21:28 What's the matter with the fella?
02:21:33 He's a bit of an eccentric, sir.
02:21:36 But definitely an eccentric.
02:21:38 Can't imagine where he gets it from.
02:21:47 Truly, you'll never believe it. I got home
02:21:51 - I know. They told me at the house.
02:21:55 More than that, I have succeeded.
02:21:59 I always knew you would.
02:22:03 You know something else? There's
02:22:07 Whoever said there was?
02:22:19 Well, Mr Potts.
02:22:23 - What's the matter?
02:22:27 - So dreams can come true.
02:22:32 But you have to be practical too.
02:22:37 You have to face the facts.
02:22:40 A man has to see things
02:22:44 A man with responsibilities can't have
02:22:48 A man should keep his feet
02:22:51 Oh, a man should have his dreams, but
02:22:56 not just sit around
02:23:08 ## Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
02:23:11 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
02:23:14 ## And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
02:23:16 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
02:23:18 ## High, low, anywhere we go,
02:23:22 ## Bang bang,
02:23:24 ## Our fine four-fendered friend!
02:23:26 ## Bang bang,
02:23:28 ## Our fine four-fendered friend!
02:23:32 ## It's uncategorical
02:23:34 ## A fuel-burning oracle
02:23:36 ## A fantasmagorical machine!
02:23:40 ## It's more than spectacular
02:23:42 ## To use the vernacular
02:23:44 - ## It's wizard!
02:23:46 ## It's keen!
02:23:50 ## Oh, Chitty, you Chitty,
02:23:53 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
02:23:56 ## And, Chitty, in Chitty,
02:23:58 ## Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'll do!
02:24:00 ## Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car
02:24:02 ## Oh, what a happy time we'll spend!
02:24:04 ## Bang bang,
02:24:06 ## Our fine four-fendered friend!
02:24:08 ## Bang bang,
02:24:10 ## Our fine four-fendered friend!
02:24:12 ## Chitty Bang Bang,
02:24:14 ## Fine four-fendered Chitty Chitty friend!