Chlopaki Nie Placza Boys Don t Cry

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00:00:12 Dear children, the time has come when the lovable
00:00:18 Unfortunately, very often the paths they are
00:00:25 ...full of speeding, dangerous motor-cars.
00:00:28 Drivers squash those sympathetic
00:00:33 ...but it doesn't have to be that way.
00:00:45 What was that? Did we hit some dog?
00:00:50 I reckon a porcupine.
00:00:51 What do you mean: "a porcupine"?
00:00:53 It's kind of a big hedgehog.
00:00:56 Grucha, are you really that dumb?
00:01:00 We have: a bison, beaver, fuck elk,
00:01:07 Otter, shrew and rabbit are
00:01:12 It doesn't matter what it was,
00:01:14 But here you are mistaking, Grucha.
00:01:17 Have you ever heard in your
00:01:21 To put it simply, it means that after death,
00:01:25 For example as an animal.
00:01:26 Maybe you've just run over one of your kin...
00:01:30 Hell I did! My cousin is alive
00:01:35 And the case?
00:01:40 You laugh about...reincarnation.
00:01:43 You don't give a damn about it...
00:01:44 ...but it's an ancient and wise religion,
00:01:47 What you become in your next life depends on
00:01:51 After death some take on the form of a tiger,
00:01:55 And others?
00:01:57 Regarding you I don't foresee anything grand...
00:02:06 Why do you chaw on my chips?
00:02:08 I'm not hungry.
00:02:10 If you're not hungry than
00:02:14 ...and if you are then buy some.
00:02:18 Aside of this roll and chips
00:02:21 It's only a piece of a fucking potato and
00:02:25 I'm going to take a leak, Grucha,
00:02:40 - You, we have a business.
00:02:44 - Give up the case.
00:02:47 Tough luck to you.
00:02:50 Gentlemen, one moment. Are you going to chop off
00:02:53 How am I going to look like? At least a-symmetrical...
00:02:57 I have a family, holiday plans,
00:03:00 I need this hand to work on my laptop
00:03:03 ...the key in question somewhere here.
00:03:05 Then start looking for it, sugar, now!
00:03:10 - Oh, sorry.
00:03:20 What have you fucking done to me, you thug?
00:03:24 Stop whining...
00:03:26 Boys don't cry.
00:03:29 It had to be so wonderful.
00:03:38 This is the answering machine of Kuba Brenner.
00:03:45 Kuba, I know you are not home, because of your exam.
00:03:51 That's why I chose this moment
00:03:55 Maybe I should have done that eye to eye with
00:03:59 I wanted to tell you that
00:04:02 Thank God!
00:04:04 I know I dealt you a blow, but that's life.
00:04:07 Don't blame it on yourself- this is how I am:
00:04:14 I don't want you to suffer, but you didn't
00:04:18 Not in a lifetime!
00:04:19 I met someone. He's name is Jarek.
00:04:22 I have a feeling like he's my second half.
00:04:24 Motherfuck!!
00:04:26 I don't want to hurt you, Kuba.
00:04:29 I'm sure you gonna meet many women
00:04:33 You forgot to mention my father!
00:04:35 Your father was a great conductor, and you...
00:04:40 Jarek says: in life you have to be a shark
00:04:44 Jarek is a shark and also undertaking.
00:04:47 But why I'm telling you all this? Kuba you
00:04:53 I loved you.
00:05:01 Where the fuck are my 300 big-ones,
00:05:06 There are more important things
00:05:08 Like for example 600 big-ones.
00:05:12 Did you say goodbye to
00:05:14 Exactly why couldn't I
00:05:16 You won't be using my cell to call your
00:05:38 I beg of you, don't do this to me.
00:05:47 - Hi!
00:05:50 - What do you think?
00:05:55 I have to have it back by five.
00:06:22 Kuba, do you know what time it is?
00:06:25 There's our star... Mr. Brenner apparently
00:06:30 Excuse me mister dean, but I
00:06:33 ...l had to help a blind person
00:06:37 Such a twist of faith. I'm ready
00:06:39 That's great but the exam has just ended.
00:06:44 I invite you back in autumn
00:06:46 But mister dean, we could go back
00:06:50 Exam has ended.
00:06:53 Dear colleague... such an indulgency
00:06:57 They might start thinking that
00:07:05 Rudolf, do something!
00:07:17 I could prescribe you something new
00:07:22 Why take something that's not going to help?
00:07:24 Well, actually there isn't any effective
00:07:29 Do you have a girlfriend?
00:07:31 Like everybody...
00:07:34 You see, I don't...
00:07:35 No, no... I meant not for going steady...
00:07:45 ...some less...
00:07:49 Do you have... sex... with women?
00:07:54 Or men, it doesn't matter.
00:07:56 Maybe it doesn't matter to you!
00:07:59 I'm sorry....
00:08:01 Hallo, Magda?
00:08:05 You don't know Oskar who? Do you remember,
00:08:11 ...and that attractive blond guy wearing black
00:08:15 Yeah, he asked if he
00:08:18 Yes, he'd get those dimples
00:08:21 He was with a friend...
00:08:24 That's right, at that moment I was
00:08:29 They told me you are... direct and willing,
00:08:56 What is this?
00:08:57 It's a steak, sir.
00:09:02 You must be mistaking, sir.
00:09:03 I am what? You want to say something else?
00:09:09 If I wanted it without the chips then I'd say:
00:09:17 You are so tough.
00:09:20 You are mentally so strong.
00:09:24 I always look people in the eye
00:09:27 I don't make any unnecessary moves.
00:09:30 The first ten words are enough, first five amigo's
00:09:37 He's not aware of the fact that he's
00:09:41 You know why?
00:09:42 Because his weak psyche just mailed his inching
00:09:48 This is incredible...
00:09:51 I have to go to the john.
00:09:57 What do you mean: I should get a hooker?
00:09:59 Like I said. You wanted my advice?
00:10:05 Well I think, I'm not the type
00:10:08 Man, she doesn't have to like you,
00:10:13 Yes, but I just couldn't live with the thought
00:10:17 You want to cure your acne, right?
00:10:19 Then look at it as a kind of medication...
00:10:22 - No.
00:10:24 I'm not going.
00:10:26 I think recently the national team has made
00:10:30 Hey, Krzysiu, don't you exaggerate.
00:10:35 Possibly.
00:10:38 A 40 years old, big breasted Basia?
00:10:40 Not for me.
00:10:43 A quiet married woman to serve you?
00:10:46 Not unattractive Jacek, with ambiance...
00:10:50 Epilated Krysia?... Loose that...
00:10:53 I've got something for you: "Looking for a
00:10:56 "Replies with a short description of the drill”.
00:10:58 Are you mad? Maybe instead of a hooker
00:11:05 I wouldn't recommend it.
00:11:06 I went to Harry from Tibet.
00:11:12 The guy touched my neck, graced my thighs
00:11:18 And then?
00:11:19 My neck is fucking killing me and I have
00:11:31 You know, thinking of handing over all
00:11:35 That's the difference between us:
00:11:38 Your ceiling is my ground floor.
00:11:40 I'm already counting those suitcases
00:11:43 Don't you fucking miscalculate.
00:11:47 We are in town and we've got the money.
00:11:50 They are here.
00:11:53 Shame I didn't come up with this.
00:11:55 These boys are clever. They must have
00:12:03 And they keep their lips sealed. I'd have
00:12:09 I could talk to them, my way,
00:12:13 Do not underestimate them, Silnoreki.
00:12:17 We gonna bamboozle them my way.
00:12:22 I'm not following you, boss.
00:12:26 That's why I am your boss
00:12:43 Good News Foundation -
00:12:49 Remember the half of the dough is mine!
00:12:51 Don't worry, Grucha. We pay them 20% of the total
00:12:56 As soon as we get them over the border you can
00:13:00 When do we pay the rest of the money?
00:13:04 Behind the eastern border the cars gonna
00:13:10 Hallo? Agency "Black Lotus"? Me and
00:13:15 What do you mean: 'two'?
00:13:17 You are experienced in that field. First you tell me how
00:13:23 Bud... I... just don't have funds.
00:13:26 But I do, so do feel invited.
00:13:30 I would like a girl of a classic beauty,
00:13:34 She should have sapphire-blue eyes,
00:13:36 graceful way of moving,
00:13:40 ...well-shaped bosom.
00:13:42 In other words: she should be the
00:13:47 Yes.
00:13:49 And for my friend? It doesn't matter.
00:13:53 What do you mean: 'it doesn't matter'?
00:13:57 Have you seen our father?
00:14:01 That's good.
00:14:04 Yes, I have to go.
00:14:07 Anything for my boss?
00:14:08 No more from the gangster genre:
00:14:12 Excuse me.
00:14:15 I have to go... The agency paged me up.
00:14:18 And this one?
00:14:22 It's a new one, haven't seen it yet...
00:14:29 Do you have a condom?
00:14:31 Yes.
00:14:33 Lend it to me.
00:14:35 I only have one.
00:14:37 No problem, you can do it without.
00:14:39 But I'm already wearing it.
00:14:42 You're wearing a condom
00:14:52 Who are you?
00:14:53 Laska.
00:15:00 You, Oskar, you did arrange for the girls, right?
00:15:08 Are you in your quiet period?...
00:15:11 As usual... riding on his board
00:15:30 Well, hi there. I'm Angelique
00:15:34 And you, sir?
00:15:39 Wuzz up?
00:15:43 Let me see your membership-card.
00:15:49 Here you are.
00:15:58 Okay.
00:16:00 Gentlemen... the ladies will
00:16:03 The rate is one hundred. There are two ladies,
00:16:07 Additional hundred for every anomaly.
00:16:13 There won't be any anomalies...
00:16:17 Aye...
00:16:19 Let me pay right away, then.
00:16:21 It's not necessary. We trust our exclusive clients.
00:16:41 We are not in a hurry, are we?
00:16:45 What about then?
00:16:47 I don't know... about your job or...
00:16:51 The job is like any other. In general when the guy is
00:16:56 ...say... like about princess Di, new washing-machine,
00:17:02 And when the client is exceptionally ugly, then I close
00:17:10 Laska, go to your room. I need intimacy.
00:17:24 You gonna offer me a cigarette?
00:17:32 What do you want to do?
00:17:34 After the university I want to do
00:17:38 I asked what you wanted to do now.
00:17:42 And you?
00:17:44 You are very tense. Relax a little.
00:17:52 I wonder what the parents would say.
00:17:55 Don't worry about them... They are convinced
00:17:59 No, no... I meant my own parents.
00:18:03 How long are you working as a whor... prost...?
00:18:06 For the agency? For three days now.
00:18:11 And your real name is Samantha?
00:18:14 No... Lilliana.
00:18:18 Everybody calls me Lilly.
00:18:20 We should get to know each other better.
00:18:24 I like Italian music...
00:18:29 Do you sometimes listen
00:18:33 Beethoven?...
00:18:36 What do you want, damn? You are approaching
00:18:40 Do you want to get laid or not?
00:18:41 I mean... yes...
00:18:46 Captain Zbik was a cool dude.
00:18:48 In the issue "Music-box lighter" he's cracking down
00:18:55 What are you laughing about?
00:18:57 You are really something else.
00:19:00 You know... until now I was meeting those boring
00:19:06 You are different.
00:19:09 Don't think I'm saying this to all of my clients,
00:19:57 Is this going to be your first time?
00:20:00 Yes.
00:20:11 What is the matter?
00:20:17 One hour is up.
00:20:19 But I didn't even had a chance
00:20:21 You can book another one.
00:20:23 I don't have that much money. How much
00:20:28 Whether you take another hour
00:20:35 Here you go.
00:20:37 What is this?
00:20:38 Like we agreed: 200 zloty.
00:20:41 We charge in dollars.
00:20:45 No, no... I protest. This is a mislead
00:20:51 We shall see about that.
00:20:53 Man, don't be such a materialist...
00:21:09 Okay, let's make a deal: 200 zloty and as
00:21:21 Fuck that cactus!
00:21:24 You have just wrecked someone's car.
00:21:28 And you, buddy... Quiet!
00:21:33 Fuck, it's my own!
00:21:40 And now you owe me five times
00:21:43 I've got another 100 zloty in my pocket.
00:21:45 Hey man, let him go.
00:21:55 Czesiek... let us then take some art.
00:22:04 No! This is a priceless article, an African
00:22:18 Girls, we are leaving this place.
00:22:28 Why did I listen to you, Kuba, why?
00:22:31 My God...
00:22:34 You know what?
00:22:38 I don't know how and if,
00:23:19 That's what I like. This is
00:23:22 About what?
00:23:23 Look at the way they are moving around.
00:23:38 Why should our boys swing like that?
00:23:40 Why, why? To not to look like slabs
00:23:46 Polish gangster is not relaxed.
00:23:50 We could use some élan and finesse...
00:23:56 Ain't that the truth... nigga?
00:24:00 Bolec, I'd prefer you not
00:24:04 Not when the other
00:24:09 Chill out now. Soon everybody
00:24:12 You only have to introduce
00:24:20 Now you try... It's simple...
00:24:22 No, I'd better not...
00:24:37 Can you feel it?
00:24:40 Yeah, I feel it.
00:24:41 You see how simple it is.
00:24:52 I can't hear a thing.
00:24:58 Okay, okay... It's enough now...
00:25:00 ...nigga...
00:25:02 Hallo?
00:25:10 Bolec, are you mental?
00:25:13 You're about to receive guests.
00:25:19 He asks if he's getting cable.
00:25:22 Give me this airhead.
00:25:27 Tomorrow at eight two guys from the coast
00:25:32 What dough?
00:25:35 Are they gangsters?
00:25:37 Businessmen... Is that clear?
00:25:40 Dad, why at my place and
00:25:44 Because that's what I've decided, sonny.
00:25:46 I'm gonna meet them at your club...
00:25:52 So in the meanwhile you gonna
00:25:58 You have to prepare ground
00:26:01 But tomorrow I'm busy!
00:26:04 Fridays I'm working out.
00:26:06 You also have a club and a personal-
00:26:09 ...and that's why you gonna meet them and give
00:26:15 You mean, like how?
00:26:22 I'm listening...
00:26:24 You take the most beautiful girls, the best booze
00:26:31 When one of them opens the faucet in the john,
00:26:36 If he wants to screw a black girl...
00:26:40 Then you gonna have to paint black
00:26:43 Everything must be in plentiful supply.
00:26:45 And if they desire to visit
00:26:48 ...then you gonna take them to that
00:26:56 There are some Cossacks from
00:26:59 ...and we have to show them, that the Cossacks
00:27:05 I don't know if it's wise to
00:27:10 He might not be able to cope
00:27:13 If my son wants to count in the city,
00:27:19 Let him be with them for an hour...
00:27:34 Can't you get up and open the door?
00:27:36 The day before yesterday
00:27:47 Any slicks living here?
00:27:49 Slicks? No, I'm living here.
00:27:53 Is this some kind of
00:27:56 A project for you to give me a fiver.
00:28:04 Thanks, bro!
00:28:32 Mate... Would you mind not blowing your pipe
00:28:37 I'm sorry.
00:28:45 The dean is waiting.
00:28:50 Do you know why I called for you?
00:28:53 I've got two announcements for you.
00:28:59 They both are bad.
00:29:02 Because of the fact that you didn't pass
00:29:06 ...l have decided that you are not going to
00:29:11 But that's my chance of a lifetime...
00:29:15 Learn modesty, sonny. At your age I was making
00:29:19 Next contest will be in four years time-
00:29:22 Enough, Brenner! Not everything is
00:29:27 Why this aversion towards me?
00:29:28 Once you were college buddies with my father.
00:29:33 I think you've got no talent.
00:29:36 Your father was also over-advertised
00:29:40 He made a career, because he was
00:29:43 One Brenner in the history of music is
00:29:48 And that's also the
00:29:53 Don't bother showing up for the re-exam,
00:29:58 Maybe you're right.
00:29:59 I'm glad we both agree.
00:30:03 My father was often mentioning you, when
00:30:06 Really?
00:30:07 Yeah... He'd say that when they were on a girl-hunt
00:30:14 Get out and start looking for
00:30:18 Don't call me sonny...
00:30:21 ...you are not my father.
00:30:57 Pawn-shop
00:31:21 You have to pee now, get it? When the guests
00:31:45 Well, hi!
00:31:47 I'm Bolec.
00:31:50 I've just washed them.
00:31:53 What's going on in the big world, boys?
00:31:58 Well then... come upstairs. The boss
00:32:01 We drink some vodka, we get some butt.
00:32:15 Black Lotus
00:32:50 'evening!
00:32:58 That's my pit-bull. Very aggressive...
00:33:00 I have to lock him up 'cause if
00:33:02 ...he's going straight for the throat.
00:33:04 I like ferocious dogs.
00:33:15 Don't you get all nervous, the boss
00:33:19 Do you like black rhythms?
00:33:23 Draw a line?
00:33:28 Well... what the hell...
00:33:38 Sorry... Excuse me...
00:33:44 Hope you don't take this amiss.
00:33:51 For now...
00:34:16 Look brother, just watch their moves. Don't you think
00:34:25 Catch those cat-like action...
00:34:30 'Coco Jumbo and forward!' - that's my creed...
00:34:39 Sometimes I regret I wasn't born black.
00:34:41 Hey, boys... Maybe you want to watch a movie?
00:34:47 Chases, shootings, gang wars... That's my daily bread.
00:34:53 "Death in Venice". Sounds good, huh?
00:35:15 Don't worry... It will enliven in a moment.
00:35:26 Hey, what's your name again,
00:35:28 Kolec? Stolec?
00:35:30 Now you listen very carefully... Bolek.
00:35:34 Have you ever been to the States?
00:35:36 No.
00:35:37 But you see, I know someone who did and
00:35:41 Do you know how blacks
00:35:44 From Africa.
00:35:45 That's right. Slave drivers
00:35:49 You think it's that easy to land
00:35:52 ...catch in the net one nimble and strong negro
00:35:56 Didn't think so...
00:35:59 They only managed to pull this off by getting those
00:36:04 ...or were the tribe's numbs, who got sold
00:36:08 ...for they were of no use either way...
00:36:09 And all those washouts went to America,
00:36:13 Life went on: computers rolled in, as did
00:36:17 But what good is it, when their hearts
00:36:20 They are descendants of the man who
00:36:24 So I don't think our boys lack loosening!!
00:36:29 Grucha, open the case.
00:36:38 This is a lot of dough. Your boss disdained us
00:36:43 He'll be right here.
00:36:47 I have swallowed that insult thinking: the most
00:36:51 No problem, we will nail down this deal.
00:36:54 You have a pit-bull looking like badger-dog,
00:36:59 ...you rave about mister Kunta Kinte, you waste
00:37:04 ...and in the end you show us a movie
00:37:06 And you want us to nail down a deal?
00:37:08 Exactly... who the fuck you really are...
00:37:13 Indeed... not everything went as it should to,
00:37:18 The girls will be right here
00:37:21 After what I saw here, I don't even think I'd want
00:37:28 Something on your arm got smudgy...
00:37:38 Good evening. Excuse me for disturbing...
00:37:50 Who the fuck is this?
00:37:52 I don't know him.
00:37:54 But the gentlemen over there does.
00:38:03 I don't think so...
00:38:04 It's about that wizard. I'm here to
00:38:08 ...the money...
00:38:21 Every clod can walk in here just like that?
00:38:26 Do you have a rod?
00:38:27 What?
00:38:30 Ah, rod... Sure.
00:38:35 Then shoot him.
00:38:39 How so...shoot him?
00:38:43 Just like that.
00:38:46 In here? ...Now?...
00:38:50 If it's of any help to you, then
00:38:56 I'll drop by later on.
00:38:58 You, Bolek... you've got balls?
00:39:01 Then shoot!
00:39:03 This must be some kind of an understanding.
00:39:06 I'll show you... what's going o...!
00:39:14 What the fuck have you done?
00:39:17 You've made a big mistake.
00:39:19 You wanted to scam Fred and now
00:39:29 Gonna heal in two shakes!
00:39:40 I didn't mean to!
00:39:42 Now you've really fucking pissed me off.
00:39:45 Wait! Don't do it! It was an accident... I...
00:39:48 Oh my God! What is this?
00:39:51 There.
00:40:04 Fired up they have...
00:40:06 ...them boys.
00:40:25 The case...
00:40:49 Please, don't do this to me.
00:40:57 Everything all right?
00:41:00 The boy had a gun and before we knew
00:41:07 We brought the money according to the deal.
00:41:10 Because someone at your club nicked it,
00:41:13 Easy now, stress out...
00:41:16 At your place my buddy got gunned down
00:41:20 This is not what I call the famous polish hospitality.
00:41:23 We'll find that chap.
00:41:26 In this city nobody amasses
00:41:32 Listen to me...
00:41:37 No use crying over spilt milk.
00:41:41 ...but I want to do business
00:41:45 Give me one week to straighten things out;
00:41:49 And if you don't?
00:41:56 We have to prepare our declarations.
00:42:02 Please tell me, madam...
00:42:06 ... honestly.
00:42:08 Why did you kill lawyer Rolski?
00:42:13 Tadek...
00:42:19 ... this is a different case.
00:42:31 "Attention fierce dogs"
00:42:39 All that show business is one big sham.
00:42:47 Are you the one from that club shooting?
00:42:50 So?
00:42:51 I've got good news for you:
00:42:55 What buddy?
00:42:57 The one... with the hole in his head.
00:43:00 We already put him in the morgue when somebody
00:43:04 He was extremely lucky...
00:43:07 ...the bullet hit titanium plate
00:43:13 What the fuck is he : Robocop?
00:43:17 Such substitutes are being placed after,
00:43:21 That plate changed bullet's trajectory...
00:43:23 ...but the hit-intensity was of such severity
00:43:26 ...malfunction of a number of brain functions.
00:43:29 Did he say anything about me?
00:43:32 He's in coma.
00:43:35 When will he wake up?
00:43:36 Maybe tomorrow, maybe in six months time...
00:43:41 May I stay a little longer...
00:44:06 It's you, mother...
00:44:11 ...fucker.
00:44:18 You spend a lot of time with him.
00:44:24 A friend?
00:44:28 Why is he looking so red in the face?
00:44:30 He's allergic for pollen.
00:44:32 When he wakes up he'll have to
00:44:35 No more girls, no more alcohol,
00:44:42 You mean drugs?
00:44:44 We don't want our buddy to turn
00:44:47 No, of course not.
00:44:51 I'm telling you...
00:44:53 ...l have had it with this Fred,
00:44:56 He calls me every day at 6 am...
00:44:59 ...and asks about the dough. Even when I was
00:45:05 Silnoreki sent out people around the city, but
00:45:11 For nobody.
00:45:14 That accidental boob killed two people
00:45:20 It was me who shot Grucha.
00:45:22 You?
00:45:23 Didn't mean to...
00:45:29 He's in a hospital, in coma...
00:45:33 1,5 mil at sea means zero to you?
00:45:37 Listen...
00:45:38 Listen carefully...
00:45:42 You made a big boo-boo and you
00:45:46 Thanks to me, until now you were just hanging
00:45:52 But I'm not gonna live forever.
00:45:57 And I can't keep asking in the city
00:46:13 The time has come for you to take the affairs
00:46:25 I'm gonna tell you now what to do.
00:46:28 First of all: Grucha may not wake up.
00:46:33 Secondly: the case may not be found.
00:46:37 Don't get it...
00:46:43 I want to take over their business. In order to do so
00:46:48 ...learn about their channels, reach the buyer.
00:46:55 And call him everyday at 5.30 am.
00:46:59 To gain time we'll have to lead him on.
00:47:03 In case you do track down the boy,
00:47:10 Daddy, when I am going to waste somebody?
00:47:21 Dad, you never told me I had a brother.
00:47:24 Ah... Silnoreki kidnapped him a year ago for ransom.
00:47:40 Surprise!
00:47:41 Why have you come?
00:47:47 You're checking me out
00:47:50 Oskar, what is the matter with you?
00:47:54 You said you wanted to see me again,
00:47:58 By me...
00:48:00 Excuse me for causing you so much discomfort
00:48:04 And what? And nobody sent you?
00:48:12 Who had to send me?
00:48:15 You simply dropped by for a visit?
00:48:19 Listen... I don't know a soul in this city.
00:48:26 I don't know what I expected coming here.
00:48:46 No, no, rather not today. Maybe tomorrow.
00:48:55 How is Grucha?
00:48:58 He's awake. But something got screwed up
00:49:03 He keeps staring into the great grey open. Don't know
00:49:11 Excuse me, doctor.
00:49:15 He's got cat food instead of a brain. And that
00:49:23 We have to get Grucha back in shape.
00:49:35 They gonna look for you until they have found you.
00:49:41 It may sound unpleasant, but you don't stand
00:49:45 Either way it would make no sense escaping-
00:49:48 Human life means nothing to them. These are
00:49:54 They can't afford to make a mistake.
00:49:56 And you, Kuba... you are their mistake.
00:49:59 It's not your fault- you simply were at the wrong place
00:50:05 I too was once a mistake
00:50:10 I just needed a few words
00:50:14 Well, then I shall lend you a piece,
00:50:17 Cichy, I am not a gangster, I am a violin player.
00:50:21 And we have also to pick up your car.
00:50:24 You like it?
00:50:27 What is that?
00:50:32 Was engineered by the Jews to kick the Arabs
00:50:37 Are there any weaknesses?
00:50:39 The kick-back is so strong it could
00:50:44 Do you have something else?
00:51:09 Kuba, what are you up to?
00:51:12 I thought you were at the university...
00:51:16 You are in terrible shape-
00:51:20 If I knew you'd go thru such a hard time now,
00:51:25 Don't blackmail me with your sorrow.
00:51:29 I'm not coming back to you.
00:51:33 You're not gonna shoot yourself
00:51:38 You are pathetic. Weak-minded. That's why
00:51:44 Isn't that nice.
00:51:46 This might surprise you, but Jarek is a gangster.
00:51:53 Recently I met a few gangsters...
00:51:58 Stop making things up. You and gangsters?
00:52:03 I am the girl of a real gangster.
00:52:08 Goodbye, Kuba.
00:52:14 And don't call me.
00:52:17 Aha... here are your keys...
00:52:22 You don't recall a thing?
00:52:26 It's normal with amnesia.
00:52:28 It can't be! Spice Girls broke up,
00:52:32 The red one ate too much chocolates.
00:52:36 Oh boy, a new banana-diet!
00:52:39 If you tried to concentrate a little,
00:52:47 How could you not remember a thing?
00:52:52 ...last Monday.
00:52:55 I'll let you know when I start
00:53:00 ...l have a splitting headache.
00:53:02 When we get back to the club
00:53:06 What have we here?
00:53:10 Interesting coiffure.
00:53:13 Actually... I don't know.
00:53:16 Slight of hand with a coin!
00:53:21 Sure, one more.
00:53:23 When I'm going to kill somebody
00:53:26 Heads, you win and I spare your life.
00:53:32 ...and I'm winning your death.
00:53:38 And it's always tails.
00:53:55 Attention you shmucks,
00:53:57 To whom belongs the black Alfa Romeo
00:54:01 It's my mate's... and mine.
00:54:10 Could you do something for me, love?
00:54:12 Move your little car away.
00:54:14 This I can't do for you.
00:54:18 But I can do something else.
00:54:22 You see, sir... I could file your declaration,
00:54:30 How could you allow some shmucks
00:54:34 They took me by surprise.
00:54:36 Do you have some id?
00:54:41 How do you look now?
00:54:44 Eye-witnesses say not only his head.
00:54:46 Sir! Did anybody ask you anything?
00:54:48 Mister... Jaroslaw Shitface.
00:54:51 Sir! Don't you see a period after the 'S'?
00:54:58 Indeed, there's a period after the 'S'.
00:55:01 What do you mean 'Hitface'?
00:55:05 I did, I did, I say so many things.
00:55:08 Did you really think I could ever change my name
00:55:15 Just one Panadol or two?
00:55:31 Bon voyage... friend.
00:55:41 Here are your pills...
00:55:44 Wanna swig?
00:55:47 I like it. It has that
00:55:49 That boy, remember? ...before I went out
00:55:53 Do you associate this with anything?
00:55:54 With 'The land of Oz'.
00:55:57 Let us recap.
00:55:59 The boy said he had brought the money
00:56:03 He came to collect the wizard. Conclusion?
00:56:07 He was witted enough to nick the case.
00:56:14 I haven't seen it before.
00:56:16 Exactly. It's been here for a couple of
00:56:20 Hey, Bolec!
00:56:28 I have this weird feeling like
00:56:34 The face of the guy who
00:56:39 It's really... weird.
00:56:44 You know, I remember just one thing
00:56:48 Yes...
00:56:50 That doll at the dancing pole
00:57:35 This is for later.
00:57:37 I'm up to my ears in this shit.
00:57:43 You need to relax.
00:57:45 Easy for you to say-
00:57:48 I know the world isn't expecting much from me.
00:57:54 He is the toilet-pot king.
00:58:04 Today, sonny, just like me years ago,
00:58:12 What do you see in there?
00:58:15 Yes, this is dung.
00:58:19 Since thousands of years every civilization,
00:58:25 ...the most prominent people in the world
00:58:30 Do you understand it now? This is life!
00:58:32 You can fool me, your friend or your
00:58:39 That's how I understood... I understood, that
00:58:46 And we become the kings of life, my son.
00:58:54 I can't fool life: I am the toilet-pot king's son.
00:59:00 Fucking high...
00:59:02 In essence, bro: if you don't have to
00:59:05 ...or have other matters on your mind...
00:59:08 ...it's enough to answer yourself this one fucking,
00:59:13 "What do I like doing in life?"
00:59:18 And have you answered yourself that question?
00:59:24 Is there a profession associated with that?
00:59:28 On Jamaica, maybe.
00:59:30 Not that kind of an ambassador.
00:59:35 Just imagine how much stuff he had
00:59:42 Somebody has to continue his work.
00:59:44 I'm gonna travel around the world
00:59:49 I am Laska....
00:59:51 From Poland.
00:59:55 Half of the dough was mine.
00:59:58 I had a feeling the job would backfire.
01:00:01 I don't have the knack
01:00:04 Ever since I was little I knew
01:00:08 Not so in my case.
01:00:11 You know, that evening when you came
01:00:18 I found you a handsome bloke.
01:00:23 You too caught my eye.
01:00:27 I have something for you.
01:00:30 For me?
01:00:38 Close your eyes.
01:00:40 Are you insane?
01:00:47 Just a little present.
01:00:59 A jersey for good luck.
01:01:04 Aren't you happy with it?
01:01:08 You don't like it...
01:01:09 I like it very much.
01:01:13 This jersey is the very first thing...
01:01:17 ...l didn't have to steal.
01:01:20 Honey bun, I don't want you to be sad.
01:01:23 If you like, I'll tell you a happy story.
01:01:27 A while ago we were on a job.
01:01:30 Some three boys, without the money
01:01:34 Are you listening?
01:01:38 Yes.
01:01:40 They couldn't pay us, so in the end
01:01:44 ...scull.
01:01:46 Some kind of a wizard...
01:01:48 But let me start from the beginning,
01:01:50 A wizard?
01:01:54 Where was that?
01:02:07 What do you want?
01:02:09 I've tracked down the chap who shot you.
01:02:12 I was with that girl from the agency.
01:02:19 I've also discovered something.
01:02:23 Be careful with her.
01:02:26 I trust her.
01:02:27 Long time ago I also
01:02:29 I'd even have one of my arms
01:02:35 Now I would be fucking missing one arm...
01:02:38 You don't have to lecture me.
01:02:39 I think I do. She acts as if she had Jello down
01:02:44 Maybe she likes me?
01:02:46 Did you fall out of
01:02:48 She's a hooker. She likes men
01:02:51 Those must be kept on a short leash
01:02:53 Once she notices she's got control over you-
01:02:56 The shrew should wear a harness.
01:02:59 That's what the polish peasants did
01:03:01 They harnessed their wives
01:03:06 [Composer's workshop
01:03:15 Regular or reduced?
01:03:18 Piasek who?
01:03:20 And I carry the Pol-Sat passport.
01:03:29 You there, with the pipe.
01:03:31 Ask his friends. They're about
01:03:36 You cannot just walk in there-
01:04:03 Hey, mate, I'm looking for Kuba.
01:04:06 Could you stop jangling
01:04:14 Don't play like you are looking for something...
01:04:19 Brenner... Jakub Bren-ner. I would like
01:04:23 Brenner, here it is.
01:04:30 I shall remember this.
01:05:20 Dad, I just have had enough
01:05:23 I don't want to schlep along
01:05:27 No, I don't fit in...
01:05:29 You don't have to like them and they
01:05:32 You just have to fucking
01:05:59 Hi there, canny-guy.
01:06:02 Many people are looking for you.
01:06:04 And now you gonna pay
01:06:06 ...you gonna tip the bartender and
01:06:10 Comprehend?
01:06:16 I'd like to pay...
01:06:18 Keep the change.
01:06:26 Let me tell you this:
01:06:29 It's difficult to find a good child's nurse,
01:06:42 Listen, I ain't gonna tell
01:06:44 I know. That's the reason
01:06:47 I was there by accident.
01:06:49 Did you fucking heist the case
01:06:51 I didn't take no case.
01:06:54 You can tell it to the worms...
01:07:04 And now what?
01:07:06 Now? ...
01:07:09 ...you gonna dig yourself a grave.
01:07:11 How? With my bare hands?
01:07:16 You should at least give me
01:07:30 Kinda small, but that's all I have.
01:07:38 You are not going to kill me.
01:07:41 How could you know that?
01:07:43 I saw it in your eyes, back then...
01:07:46 But I am going to be.
01:07:48 My dad asked me to.
01:07:51 Can you imagine the pressure
01:07:54 I'm 30 years old, but feel
01:08:00 I must show guts.
01:08:04 Maybe I might like to take a stroll
01:08:10 Or have a romantic
01:08:14 ...while playing ballads
01:08:19 You play a guitar?
01:08:23 You see, I can't show any weaknesses.
01:08:28 I'm just leaving my safe haven
01:08:32 What, have you never dug a grave before?
01:08:36 I know what you mean.
01:08:39 Don't say you know what I mean,
01:08:41 I am a violin player, the son of
01:08:45 Everybody expected me
01:08:47 I always feared the idea of not
01:08:50 But now it doesn't matter anymore...
01:08:56 Did I give you permission
01:09:01 I thought you hated Fogg.
01:09:05 Mietek Fogg was a nifty dude.
01:09:08 "Give me just this Sunday, this last Sunday
01:09:13 Now this is a song about unfulfilled love.
01:09:16 Did you know...
01:09:19 ...there were guys in a bar who would
01:09:24 And then at their table...
01:09:28 They wanted it to be
01:09:31 Because it's real.
01:09:34 It doesn't speak about:
01:09:39 ...damn... "Anything could happen".
01:09:42 What a revelation!
01:09:44 That's fucking right: anything could happen!
01:09:49 So you are a musician?
01:10:00 I have a neat compilation.
01:10:09 I'm gonna tell everything, but please don't hurt me.
01:10:15 But I don't know anything.
01:10:19 I really didn't take any case.
01:10:24 Open the door. Don't do anything
01:10:34 Any slicks in here?
01:10:36 No, there are no slicks in here.
01:10:39 I am a slick, so get the quick
01:10:43 Siwy, we have a slick in here!
01:10:49 You give a fiver and the slick here: 30.
01:10:51 You must have understood me.
01:10:53 In that case we apologize.
01:11:11 Next time be a little more polite, please,
01:11:15 We are leaving, Siwy.
01:11:25 You don't have to start out as a singer:
01:11:29 You'd create music that you like.
01:11:34 You must answer yourself one, err...
01:11:38 ...fucking...
01:11:40 What do I like to do in life?
01:11:44 I only have to find someone
01:11:50 Whatcha laughing about?
01:11:52 I'm going to read the papers, watch TV...
01:11:55 and if within four years time you don't
01:11:58 ...then I shall come back and shoot you.
01:12:13 I did it!
01:12:25 But not necessary...
01:13:05 Kuba, don't do it!
01:13:08 Oh no, not this.
01:13:10 Don't jump!
01:13:14 Kuba, don't be foolish,
01:13:24 Kuba, come down when
01:13:28 I don't know her.
01:13:31 He's gone mad and doesn't
01:13:33 Kuba, it's me Veronica,
01:13:36 Kuba, you don't want anything to
01:13:42 Excu... Who are you?
01:13:45 She's not my fiancée!
01:13:48 She dumped me and
01:13:50 Kuba, if you love, then come down...
01:13:53 ...or else he's going to kill me.
01:13:56 Either you come down...
01:13:57 ...or she'll never have another boyfriend
01:14:02 One, two...
01:14:03 Okay! I'm coming down...
01:14:25 And what about me?
01:14:30 Find yourself a new fiancé.
01:14:42 You let him escape?
01:14:44 I had him by his nuts when
01:14:47 I just don't understand how one
01:14:50 Take a look in the mirror:
01:14:52 Your face looks like a mashed potato,
01:14:54 Chill out. We gonna get
01:14:57 I wanna change first and then
01:14:59 ...to dispatch the guy in the trunk. And then
01:15:02 I have a feeling they're
01:15:04 Near Warsaw, past Brzoski Stare lay
01:15:08 You look yourself like a
01:15:17 Oskar, you pinhead, pick it up.
01:15:25 Kuba, whazzup? Drop by, buddy,
01:15:28 Listen carefully, my battery is almost dead.
01:15:34 I overheard them talking. They are
01:15:40 Close to Brzoski Stare, nigh the bunkers.
01:15:43 Okay, buddy, you can count on us.
01:15:53 Why the police? We pull him
01:15:59 Are you listening to me? Grucha,
01:16:04 I was pondering.
01:16:06 Which turn shall I take?
01:16:08 Past 10 minutes we are
01:16:11 You're losing your nerves.
01:16:12 There's nothing wrong with my nerves,
01:16:15 Is it okay? You are constantly pondering, but
01:16:19 Maybe there was some arterial disjoining under your
01:16:23 When they were beating your snout to mush,
01:16:26 Turn...
01:16:29 ...right.
01:16:36 I am not a doctor, but I know
01:16:39 After the stroke my grandfather
01:16:41 There was no contact with him,
01:16:44 Only grandma had to hold up his flask.
01:16:46 We work together and that's why I'm
01:16:50 Would you mind not smoking in my car?
01:16:52 I like to have a smoke before an execution.
01:16:56 I'll keep the fag out of the window then.
01:16:59 ... I hear that over and over. For my part you
01:17:18 End of excursion. Get out.
01:17:21 Everyday I take in fruit-pulp,sprouts,tofu,garlic
01:17:26 I have eliminated cholesterol and animal fats
01:17:29 Because of all that I don't worry about
01:17:31 That's why I don't allow
01:17:33 Smoke is harmful to the complexion
01:17:36 [Grucha=pear]
01:17:40 Is there something?
01:17:42 How do you call this look?
01:17:45 This is a jersey.
01:17:48 Enough of this shit-chat.
01:17:52 Grucha, it's okay if you don't want to
01:17:55 ...what was guiding you when you
01:17:59 Zip it up, Fred.
01:18:02 Fuck, you wouldn't have me my smoke...
01:18:04 ...and this was my very last fag.
01:18:07 I have a cigarette. Do you want it?
01:18:14 Rolled it myself.
01:18:25 Tastes strange.
01:18:29 Well then... for a safe weekend, Wladziu.
01:18:33 For safe.
01:18:42 Jeez...
01:18:44 Now, Wladziu, shall we go then?
01:18:47 Jerzyk, we are supposed to protect and serve
01:18:54 How we gonna get back then?
01:18:58 Ease down.
01:19:13 Damn, cops.
01:19:16 Hide the pipe.
01:19:26 Good evening mister driver.
01:19:44 Have you selected your jersey from
01:19:48 I got it. As a present.
01:19:50 Maybe you just don't realize
01:19:52 ...or you know you did something stupid,
01:19:58 I don't understand what
01:20:01 If you want to tell me something, then
01:20:05 I mean the jersey you are wearing.
01:20:08 Have you fucking nicked it
01:20:12 Your dog munched it up and
01:20:15 I would like to know
01:20:17 When I was in school we got
01:20:22 Dig, Kuba, dig.
01:20:29 Babel, don't sleep.
01:20:32 I don't.
01:20:38 We just keep on going and it's supposed
01:20:46 Hey, Laska, there are
01:20:50 Hit the gas, bro. But gently.
01:20:56 They are still on us. They must
01:21:03 Pedal to the metal,
01:21:21 You, Fred, what's your fucking
01:21:28 Take a look at me.
01:21:30 Do you see how I am dressed?
01:21:32 Any idea how much this jacket costs?
01:21:36 Do you want me to take your picture?
01:21:39 I bought this costume for
01:21:43 I paid 1500 bucks...
01:21:46 ... for my about to be popped buddy
01:21:51 To tell fellow angels in heaven, he received
01:21:56 And you in that jersey of yours
01:21:59 You are no different from a Rumanian
01:22:02 ...when I stop at the traffic lights.
01:22:05 When the guy tells in heaven how
01:22:07 ...the angels bursting in laughter lose control
01:22:10 ... and cause rain of shit to fall upon us.
01:22:12 You tell funny stories.
01:22:16 For you it doesn't matter, for on that little jersey
01:22:19 ...but think of me...
01:22:21 Amusing... very amusing.
01:22:27 From smoking that shit your laughter
01:22:36 Finished? Then pay attention.
01:22:39 I'm gonna give you
01:22:42 See this coin?
01:22:44 I'm gonna toss it up now.
01:22:46 If this results in heads, then you win
01:22:50 If it's tails, then you lose
01:23:10 Maybe this jersey is plebeian,
01:23:15 Unlike you, I don't give a damn about what
01:23:21 I also don't think it fucking has any relevance
01:23:28 And besides: I don't believe in angels,
01:23:32 ...underwater civilizations...
01:23:34 ...or Santa Claus.
01:23:37 ...every guy when shot at from
01:23:42 ...could smirch up your
01:23:59 And this jersey's story
01:24:23 It can't go any faster.
01:25:07 Quite a predicament, Wladziu.
01:25:11 What the hell! What is this?
01:25:14 Hands up! Police!
01:25:47 I've invited you to this very exclusive restaurant,
01:25:53 I know how much you've done for me
01:25:56 But in life things don't always go
01:25:59 Not all stories have happy endings.
01:26:02 With you I have matured and
01:26:06 At some point one has to
01:26:08 That's why I have to leave.
01:26:11 Simply said: I have matured...
01:26:14 ...and discerned the line between
01:26:18 I've learned the meaning of the word which
01:26:24 That word is:
01:26:28 Responsibility.
01:26:31 And when I tell you I'm pregnant with you?
01:26:39 I believe you were saying something
01:26:46 You are in control of the situation, sonny.
01:26:51 My flesh and bone.
01:26:53 Dad...
01:26:55 ...your acts speak for themselves.
01:26:58 I underestimated you, but now
01:27:01 You become my right hand.
01:27:03 No more floozies. You get to do...
01:27:07 Protection money, drugs, extortions.
01:27:13 But dad, I don't want to!
01:27:15 I've had enough of being a gangster.
01:27:19 What are you telling me?
01:27:22 Dad... such a lifestyle
01:27:27 I want to do what I really like.
01:27:30 You wanted me to leave the safe
01:27:33 And exactly what is it
01:27:35 Music production.
01:27:37 I have some cash
01:27:39 I've decided to start
01:27:42 Why don't you fucking start growing silk
01:27:46 For three years now I'm watching MTV
01:27:49 For starters this should do.
01:27:52 I don't know if I'll be successful and reach
01:27:59 Try to understand me.
01:28:07 Silnoreki...
01:28:09 Dip into that music industry and find out
01:28:15 ...then we're entering that business.
01:28:18 We have to leave now for the opera.
01:28:21 And if Bolec releases something, then make
01:28:25 I think people have to decide that.
01:28:27 Then find out who those people are
01:28:32 "You look good”.
01:28:43 "Easy now...
01:28:48 "l miss you”.
01:28:51 "l miss you too”.
01:28:57 "l love you”.
01:28:59 "l love you too”.
01:29:07 France is a beautiful country. Wine,
01:29:11 Don't have to complain, though,
01:29:15 What is the matter, Kuba, where
01:29:19 Mister rector, you know of my problems with
01:29:24 Nice, huh?
01:29:27 Very nice.
01:29:27 In the old days, together with your father,
01:29:30 I remember, that every time we'd take Zajaczek
01:29:36 Could you help me?
01:29:38 I don't know if this would be possible.
01:29:40 Dean Zajaczek fell victim to
01:29:43 The news about your success surprised
01:29:47 He got very enraged and in fury kicked
01:29:53 And then?
01:29:54 Like they say... they went medieval
01:29:59 Good evening, Kuba.
01:30:03 Bye.
01:30:14 Good luck. We'll keep our
01:30:18 Did you tell your parents?
01:30:20 I'm working on it. For now they only know
01:30:24 And when they find out the truth?
01:30:26 Don't give a shit about it.
01:30:29 At least I wouldn't have to bore my child with
01:30:32 ...in high school or at work.
01:30:35 "You see, kiddo, your father
01:30:39 That's what it's all about. One has
01:30:52 Hey, gentlemen, wake up!
01:30:58 Well... I have a feeling we're close.
01:31:02 You know what?
01:31:04 I'm going to check out pass that hill.
01:31:16 And... any bunkers?
01:31:18 No, no bunkers...
01:31:22 ...but still, it's fucking awesome...
01:31:31 subtitles by kaszanka